The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 23- Saturdaycast: Q&A #3

Episode Date: September 26, 2020

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Episode 23. Welcome back to the podcast. all right what's up everyone it's Jacqueline happy Saturday okay happy Saturday I'm feeling really good right now I'm stoked about this Q&A coming up I got a lot of questions you guys are getting more heavily involved in my life now that I podcast seven days a week and so you actually have in like today's Q&A is going to be juicy I feel like compared to the last ones every week it's going to get more and more like I don't know intrusive about my life you guys are like not you're not holding back so that's going to be fun I got the Q&A coming up. I have a coffee fact. I've got my 24 hour update. Of course, it's going to be a good

podcast. I love this shit. I love doing it seven days a week. I'm feeling good. I got my coffee. Oh my God. Man, my neighbor and his girlfriend slash wife slash, I don't know, walking their dogs right now. Saturday walk. I'm not going to lie. I slept in. I was up really late last night. I slept in and, uh, it's like a weird time of day for me to do this, but I don't know. I'm feeling good I'm like ready to do it oh my gosh how are you guys liking that new musical number that little intro song how are we liking it it's kind of funky it's got like a Vegas vibe to it and I feel like it's a little bit I don't know like unexpected for me like you guys would be like oh that's kind of like a weird type of song for Jacqueline to make her intro song but shout out

to my brother for being so talented he made that last year when we were in Vegas together and I'm obsessed with it it's so funky it's got that little like funky drop part it's like I can't do it I was gonna make a noise like that's not the noise it makes but um yeah I like the little intro like the dice rolling thing see again can't make the noise I can't I'm not good at making sound effects with my mouth um yeah so hoping you guys are liking the intro music kind of makes this podcast sound more official you know what I mean so uh let's see we got a 24-hour update coffee fact right off the bat. Let's do it. Coffee fact inspired by my aunt. She shot me a DM this morning because she's ordering my favorite instant coffee from

Amazon, the Jacobs brand instant coffee. And she goes, if I recall, Europeans drink a lot of instant coffee. And I'm pretty sure she's correct when I looked that up. So this coffee fact is about Italian coffee or Italian coffee culture I was starting to look up like the history of coffee in Europe and this came up so I thought I'll shoot this one out for you guys today oh my gosh I'm having issues right now this is like I need water um okay so here's a fact or whatever uh in Italy cappuccinos are usually only served at breakfast time they normally come hand in hand with sweet treats like a croissant Italians consider the milk in a cappuccino to be part of the meal so they avoid it at other times of day and stick to espresso after lunch

dinner dinner or late in the evening very fascinating i i just love shit like that learning about italian coffee rituals dude they think the milk oh my god how italian is that the milk and a cappuccino is part of the meal so fucking italian like we are putting our almond milk and shit in our coffee at 6 p.m like up until 6 p.m i mean look at starbucks if you've ever gone to Starbucks in the evening, it's popping still at like six. People are still drinking coffee that late. And we just do it different here. We're not, we're not very disciplined about, I don't know. Well, you know what? Fuck that. Because I used to work at an Italian restaurant. Excuse my language. I was a hostess. I love being a hostess. This is not my first rodeo hosting a

podcast. You know what I mean? Like I love hostessing. This makes sense that I'm doing this right now. I love hosting. What am I saying? Uh, I love hosting parties. Not only am I a podcast host, I'm a party host. This is a party. You know what? I'm a party host, not a podcast host. What am I saying? Anyways, these, these, uh, old managers I had when I was a hostess in an Italian restaurant, they were drinking coffee at like 9 PM. Uh, their little pinkies up in the tiny little espresso cup. Like, I mean, they're reckless about it. They just drink it all day long. So whatever anyways italian coffee fact over was that stupid oh i was trying to like say that's bullshit because they drink they weren't drinking cappuccinos though basically i just learned that

cappuccinos are a breakfast only coffee in italy wow we're not really cutting to the chase so i'm gonna cut to the chase and talk about my 24 hour update i don't know why i feel like i drag on the coffee back too long and it's just stupid it's like this is not a fucking coffee podcast but i mean it kind of is like i'm gonna drink some right now god damn it's so good every time there's just something about it man something about that iced coffee oh my god okay 24 hour update let's talk about it well obviously I podcasted yesterday oh my gosh same shit different day right uh loving it loving the seven days a week thing never gets old um I worked out like a midday workout like I said I was gonna do um I'm

starting to like catch some vibes from some boys at the gym if you know what I'm saying like I don't know I feel like guys that are trying to like talk to you eventually what they do when you work out is they'll like slowly creep over towards where you're working out but I noticed this trend yesterday this this movement pattern this this one guy he's got like a bunch of leg tats which I think is really hot and he has like those short shorts guys are wearing their shorts like they're not doing the like the short style now like the athletic shorts are what's the inseam they're like five inch inseam I don't even know what the fuck it's called but they're like shorter you know what I'm saying you guys know what I'm talking about and so this guy's got a bunch of

leg tats and you can like see all of them because his shorts are pretty short and they're not like basketball shorts you know what I'm saying they're like European swim trunk length whatever okay so I noticed his movement patterns around me yesterday were just very like follow the leader style you know what I'm saying like I would move from the squat rack to like the other side of the gym to do something else like he kind of like stayed around my vicinity the entire time and I'm like shy about this is already dragging on I'm not cutting the chase we'll never fucking get to the Q&A but whatever uh dude I'm like so I don't know if it's like an OCD thing but I do not make eye contact with people if I think like oh maybe they're gonna be cute or maybe you know

what I mean I'm like super shy about it I'm like I just want to stay in the zone and do my workout because if I make eye contact with you once from then on out I have to do it every time I see you I have to act like you know we're gym acquaintances and it's just annoying I try to avoid that at all costs so I keep like a low like keep my eyelids kind of shut or like you know peripheral vision only, so yeah, anyways, it worked out, another great workout, I love, I'm just loving my routine again, I did a bunch of, like, I did, like, these high step-ups, where I, like, took a giant, um, box jump thing, and I, like, did single leg step-ups, and it was super hard, um, anyways, this is not a, this is now, like, the coffee and workout podcast, so interesting, um, oh,

I know I also like yesterday I also cleared my computer out like I wiped so many like videos for um on my iMovie because I have like this new video podcast coming out next Thursday so October 1st and my biggest fear is my computer is going to run out of storage from having these huge files so I'm just like wiping the shit out of everything and you know I was looking back I was looking back at um and my iMovie and all the clips and I'm like dude vlogging and taking little clips and trying to piece it together to show like your day-to-day life and stuff is so annoying like having to have all these like teeny little clips and then edit little pieces out and it's just like I love the art of editing I love it you know I can't shit

on it completely completely but I am so looking forward to posting my fucking YouTube podcast my like one edit no or like there's no there's barely any editing you know what I mean and uh sitting at one angle just like here I am and I'm really excited for that and it was kind of nice to like trash a bunch of videos that I'm like I'm making peace with that past like it was it's gone I don't want to look back at those early quarantine trying to be youtuber vlogs so yeah I did that um go ahead and uh skip ahead to the you know like I don't know if 10-15 minutes if you want to jump right into the Q&A just calling that out right now I'm like leading you I'm leading you along man I'm like the host that's like all right here's your time to I should

like I don't know I'm trying to like prompt you guys if you're bored I'm like just skip ahead I know what's coming but I don't I just always assume people are like Jacqueline cut to the fucking chase we came here for the Q&A that's what the title says um but 24 hour update we're still going. But also I went to dinner. I was up really late. Um, Oh, I hurt my back so bad last night. Oh my gosh. I woke up and like the, it's my, I think it's my rhomboid. Yeah. It's fucked up. I don't know what to do. So I have my little, um, Amazon massage, back massage thing. I've been, all morning I did that and it like helped work the knot out but anyways um let's see what else happened yesterday um oh I thought maybe I should like go over my social media usage like what did

I consume yesterday that's worth talking about and they're kind of these are like two sweet things I did on my phone or like saw my phone yesterday I was on um TikTok I've been kind of getting back into it here and there but i discovered a beekeeper her name's uh i wrote it down here erica thompson a beekeeper out of austin texas and it it's so heartwarming it's so heartwarming to see how she takes care takes care of bees um she's like not even using protection she just like shows up to clear out beehives from people's backyards and shit just like picks it all up with their bare hands and she's like yeah you know they're the bees are gentle they don't want to hurt me and like I don't know she has like the sweet sweetest little voice so yeah go on um

TikTok I think if you just type in Erica Thompson it's just so soothing to watch someone talk about saving the bees the other uh content or whatever I my social media usage from yesterday that was also heartwarming and just so nice to see was Whitney Cummings she's always uh rescuing dogs and she's got this new dog she just rescued that looks like it's like a deer it's got the biggest ears I've ever seen it's so beautiful and she it's it's so fun to watch her um stories when she rescues dogs because like the first day the dog won't let her um pet her pet him and then like within a day it's just snuggled up with her like it was sitting all over her face and stuff and it's so cool to watch that so anyways those are like the two things I remember yesterday

looking on my phone at that I was like oh that's sweet I just love feeling like I don't know there's some like nice shit out there nice people doing good things so Whitney's rescuing a dog and this Erica lady's rescuing bees really uh put that in a little that like worked that flowed together you know those two little things um wow I'm proud of myself um okay so let's switch gears let's switch gears you know I love using podcast cliches you know what I'm saying switch gears what do podcasters say anyways so let's jump right into the Q&A I got a confused driver on my street right now I haven't mentioned this yet but they keep going up and down like they're looking for a house or something it's probably a postmates delivery dude confused drivers piss

me off so I feel like my street attracts people that are like I'm gonna turn down this street just to like kind of get my bearings and check my maps and my gps to kind of see where i'm at it's kind of like a nice little safe place for them to go to i guess there's just always stupid cars like going slow turning around making it's just annoying so i'm thinking it's probably a postmate confused driver okay more coffee before i do this q a because it's a lot holy shit okay so I asked you guys on Instagram Q&A number three asked me questions and I'm just gonna knock them out I'm gonna try to make this like swift uh first question which I don't understand this question it says can you move back to Washington now like are you physically

able to move back to Washington I mean I mean I can I'm always that's always I can always do that but I'm not going to I mean yesterday I talked about booking my flight home for Thanksgiving all the way through Christmas so that's when I'm I guess moving back but it's like temporary so no um I don't know what that question well thanks for the question but like I'm not moving back like permanently uh looking forward to your YouTube podcast who will be your first guest thank you uh I know a lot of you are like excited I guess to see me talk on camera and like I don't know look like shit my morning fucking I literally roll out of bed and podcast so it's gonna be great my first guest is gonna be my mom I've told you guys the first couple months here is just me

I'm gonna go home and I know I'm gonna get my mom on a headset like right off the bat um it's not that exciting. I know in the future I'm going to have like more, I don't know, like some more interesting guests or people that you'd be, you'd want to have me interview or whatever. I don't know how it works. Honestly, I'm just trying to do this every day and see what happens. Next question. Um, but yeah, my mom and then family members, probably cousins and cousins and friends from back home. Are you ever going back to Burnett? Next question. I mean, probably I'm going gonna say yeah like probably at some point but not anytime soon I'm like I feel like the blonde is like my it fits my new vibe I guess my new like just like I don't know I'm like fun I'm fun

and flirty now I'm like I used to be like brunette and depressed so well that's not completely true like I don't know it's weird like I look back at pictures of me being brunette and I'm like I just don't know her I don't know her you know what I mean like I'm just I feel like the blonde symbolizes this new chapter this new like she's a daily podcaster she's letting it all hang out she's telling everyone everything every day and it's just like fun you know what I mean and we're fun now and I want to stay blonde for for a long time probably I would assume like for the next I don't know like two years I'll be a blondie uh next question I'm trying to knock these out there's kind of a lot and I don't want this podcast to be six hours oh my gosh itch on my

it's your money, it's your money, oh my god, my phone, okay, so, next question, tips for dating you, um, okay, so, tips for dating me, fuck, I mean, like, the person who asked this question is not even, I mean, I don't know, like, you have a private profile, like, I've seen your, like, you DM me a lot, and you're, you have a private profile, so, like, I don't know if you're a potential, so, I don't know, this is gonna be, like, I don't know, like, don't get your hopes up, you know what I'm saying, like, make that profile, un-private that shit, and then, I don't know, okay, so tips for dating me, I feel like, I just need you to be brutally honest, you know what I mean, like, don't string me along, don't tell me what I want to hear, if you're not actually

interested in like if you don't I don't know like I'm at the point now oh my gosh here comes a fucking ice cream truck can you guys hear that it comes by every single day I think it goes to the beach anyways but I'm at the point now where it's like I kind of know right off the bat like if I know that I could potentially like fall in love with someone and like I could see a future like I've done like I've just like dated enough now where I kind of have that instinct with people and it sucks when like I don't know like someone strings you along and then they have zero intentions the whole time about ever really like locking it down because they're they don't want a relationship right now or like they don't really want to commit and then but they make it sound

like they do and so then you're you're strung along and you get all you get I get catch feelings that whole thing and then I always get hurt because I'll be like you're getting too close I don't think we can do this anymore I don't want to I don't want to hurt you so we have to break it off now like a bullshit like that so I don't know I just haven't I don't know just like be brutally honest and um another thing tips for dating me is like don't try to change how I think or like make me feel like I'm I guess like too much you know what I mean like I've gotten that before in the past where it's like I get like people think I'm like too much right like I like they don't understand like they just think I'm overthinking everything and I'm like

I don't know like too obnoxious oh my gosh speaking of obnoxious if you date me tips are dating me like prepare be prepared for me to be obnoxious as fuck like I am I get when I'm in a relationship in a relationship I like I feel like I'm with I'm like five years old again I'm with my best friend and I just want to have fun I get so excited I like do a bunch of like energetic shit like I'm a kid again and I love that I love that but just be prepared for like me being like I revert back to just my childhood which is a good thing I get so excited and I'm like happy as fuck to be with someone who's, like, you know, we can have fun together, but I don't know. I'm just, I'm a good time. I'm a ball of energy, but, like, the times where I've felt, like, okay, if

I'm, like, if I've gone on a few dates with you and we've, like, hung out, it's, like, a red flag for you if I'm not like that, and I'm probably gonna cut things off quickly because if I don't feel, I think in the beginning, if I'm not, if I'm not, like, feeling comfortable and feeling accepted I'm gonna do that whole like I'm gonna be kind of like questioning my behavior around you and trying to like figure you out because it's not flowing because I can't just like be myself so I'm gonna downplay shit and I won't be as obnoxious so if I'm not obnoxious right away I'm probably not feeling comfortable and accepted so red flag I'm I'm going away in the next like two weeks. Fuck. I don't know. Uh, next question. What motivates you? Fucking that dick. I don't

know. Uh, just kidding. Um, fucking what motivates you the most? Uh, okay. Let me drink some coffee. I feel like this is podcast suck. Um, I feel like my past mistakes motivate me. Like they motivate me to do better so and like envisioning the woman I want to be in the future motivates me like constantly thinking like how I can like learn from my mistakes and be a better person I guess and then like I'm motivated by things that are I guess it's like intrinsic motivation where you're like you are motivated to do the things you get like pleasure from like for instance for me right now like I motivated a podcast because I love it so things that are like pleasurable motivate me like I don't know when I'm around people and having fun times like that's motivating I guess

to put myself out there and make friends even though that's not really going on right now very much it's like that motivates me to like right now knowing how great I feel when I'm around people and have that community friendship feeling that's motivating me to like want to put myself out there and like actually take my social life seriously um and then I feel like things that I've identified that are like positive things like in life like health motivates me like financial freedom motivates me like healthy relationships I don't know there's a lot of shit that motivates me I'm a motivated person um I think at the end of the day though like motivation comes from you 100% like people out there can be like trying to motivate you but it's gonna be like the final

straw until you like it's gonna take you absolutely being disgusted and like you cannot live another day doing what you were doing or whatever to like finally make a change so I don't know but yeah that's kind of what motivates me I guess great question uh next question favorite car what's your favorite car um shit i mean i'm not i i like cars but i'm not like a car person if that makes sense like i i recognize like i feel like there is nothing better i've never felt more like taken back and just like jaw dropped my like oh my god then seeing a white rolls royce like a almost like a matte white Rolls Royce drive-thru it's so like angelic and majestic and grand and it's like it's like a cloud floating by at your level like on the fucking grant like on the road because here

I am in my shitty car next door is like a white Rolls Royce and black Rolls Royces are you know they're badass and everything like black cars obviously look more badass but there's something about a white Rolls Royce it's just so beautiful I appreciate that like I appreciate the beauty of cars body like an Aston Martin has probably the most personally in my eyes what I think is beautiful like one of the best bodies and like the shape and the lines are so beautiful um I love Aston Martins um I don't know but like my favorite car if I just had some basic basic bitch like Toyota Toyota Corolla I don't know not that car but I don't know like I'm not obsessed with any one car like I think certain cars are hot like I love you know obviously like a black Range Rover

it's super hot it's like a dope car I think a7s are cool but I'm like that's kind of I don't know I'm not like into Audis as much as I thought I was because I've been looking at cars lately and I'm like not really into Audi Mercedes BMW like I just I don't know why like nothing about them is like making me want one even though they're like the most popular like nicer cars I don't know I think I get paralyzed when I look at a bunch of cars I'm like I don't know what to choose there's too many options but anyways these are kind of like I guess my there's so many favorite car I like Camaros those are hot I just like hot looking cars I would say though like if I could just go buy any car right now

I don't know I well I've said this in the past episodes like a fucking blacked out Chevy Tahoe 2018 because I used to drive one of those around it's just so badass when you drive it um, or, like, a black Range Rover, I guess, I guess, like, I don't know, I just love those cars, I want, like, a big bitch to drive around, I don't want, I don't think I want a little sports car, I want, like, a, you know, Grand Cherokee, maybe, a, not a truck, that's not me, um, I don't know, so, yeah, those are, like, my favorite cars, what are your bad habits, next question, what are your bad habits, I'm spitting, damn it, I got it on my chin, Um, my bad habits are like fucking picking my skin. I'm really bad at that where I'll be like

this week, I'm not going to touch my face. And then day one, I'm touching my face and I'm like picking it. So I feel like I'm like, that's a bad habit. It's really hard for me to break. Um, dude, toxic trait, bad habit, whatever you want to call it. Can't stop eating. You know what I mean? Like when I, I mentioned my toxic traits in a previous episode, I'm like, I don't get it. How do people just not, how do they just decide, Oh, I'm full. I'm going to stop eating. Cause I don't understand that's probably a really bad habit of mine or like eating when I'm not even hungry I'm just like bored dude you should see me at a fucking buffet that's a joke like don't just never take me on a date to a buffet I'm at the point now too like you asked me like dating tips

and stuff like just know that I'm not gonna hold back and try to pretend that I'm this like dainty little butterfly girl like if I'm at a buffet with you I'm gonna pretend like I'm not even gonna pretend I'm like gonna just fucking do what I would normally do if I was by myself no I've never like who goes to a buffet by themselves but like if i was in vegas with my family at a buffet just not giving giving a fuck like i eat so much at a buffet um so yeah i guess that's like a bad habit but i feel like i mean a lot of people are like oh i'm like not i don't eat healthy that's like a bad whatever i eat healthy but i like eat i feel like just too much sometimes um uh oh recent bad habit let's think like okay i've noticed recently i've been passing out on my couch

before bed like I haven't been disciplined like I'll start sleeping on my couch for like 30 minutes and I'm laying there like someone just please come pick me up and bring me to my bed that's all I want it's all I want honestly that's what I want if I could have a I don't necessarily want a boyfriend right now but like it would be nice to get carried to bed I love that shit just sweep me up and carry me if I pass out on the couch watching a movie or whatever so like recently I feel like that's been a bad habit because then I get really tired and then it breaks my sleep because sometimes I'll sleep for like an hour or so on my couch and then I have to go turn off the lights and brush my teeth and like actually get my bed routine going on and anyways um bad habit

number what was that how many did I just list I don't know um another one I feel like is putting my hair in a bun like 99% of the time it's like my hair is breaking off um because it's blonde and shit and it's kind of brittle so I've been trying to wear my hair down every day now which is weird like I'm not used to having my hair by my face because that's usually all this year like most of this year it's been in a bun I feel like a lot of girls out there are talking about that how like their hair is just like shitty like it's breaking off because it's always up so I've been braiding it now a lot or wearing it just straight straight down on my the sides of my face um did you see tenant oh no I didn't I mentioned yesterday I was gonna see that maybe last night but we

in it so I um probably gonna see it tonight I have to see it because as a patron you have the power and you can give me input to do things and one of the input I received from the one and only patron who I'll be shouting out at the end of the podcast if you become a patron everyone gets a shout out um at patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show anyways this particular patron wants me to see tenant. So tonight I plan on seeing that actually. It was either last night or tonight. I'm going to go tonight. Um, okay. What's the next question? Who's your favorite podcaster? Oh fuck. There's so many. Uh, I'd say like, there's like different categories of like people I listen to. Um, but I would say obviously like, yeah, Joe Rogan, but there's like Ed Milet,

Andy Frisella, Tim Dillon, This Past Week in Theo Vaughn, Sam Tripoli, Tom and Christina, Your Mom's House, Claudia and Jackie, The Morning Toast, Ben Greenfield, Whitney Cummings, Impulsive, Aubrey Marcus, who else? Oh, call her daddy, Alex Cooper, of course. She's like my fucking idol, um, who else, oh, The Skinny Confidential, Michael Morin, Tom Billiou, Billiou, I never know how to say his last name, Impact Theory, there's so many, I love podcasters, I, oh, I watched last night, Whiskey Ginger, um, Chito Santino, Andrew Santino, who else do I listen to, a lot, I don't know, there's a lot of, I mean, the next question's funny, because it's like what's your favorite Netflix show and I'm sitting here like I don't even know because I

don't really I like watch YouTube podcasters and then like that's what I do I don't watch shows as much but I was thinking about this like my favorite ever Netflix show that I remember like the first time I watched an entire season of something was Prison Break Prison Break's probably my like my favorite one and then the other one I got through all the way which took me forever I watched it in college was Gossip Girl I think I was like late to the game late to the game watching Gossip Girl but there's those are like the two that I remember from Netflix watching all the way through I'm sure there's been other seasons of shit but or shows but I don't know I'm not like a big I watched a lot of like Netflix movies I guess and documentaries not a lot of shows I get so overwhelmed I know

that's everyone's thing though I don't everyone loves like their Netflix shows it's I don't know I've just never really gotten into them. I'm so different than other people. Oh, another question. I got a bunch of these. I don't know why, but are you seeing anyone right now? And then here's one. Are you crushing on someone right now? I mean, dude, I'm crushing on people 24 seven. Like I'm always talking to people. Just know Jacqueline is a little player and she's always like got her hand in five different pots of macaroni. Okay. She's like, I have zero. Okay. Here's the thing too. so I I'm not dating anyone right now or seeing anyone right now not exactly I would say this I've been feeling reckless especially this year when I'm texting people and like talking to people

because I'm like yo we're probably not gonna meet each other hang out especially earlier this year because it's like quarantine no one was really you know there's like people don't really I don't know I wasn't like going out and meeting up with guys or anything but I just I'm kind of doing this new thing when I'm texting guys where I'm like testing shit out like being I'm it's like part of my new this new chapter I'm in just letting it all hang out saying whatever the fuck I want I'm just being so much more like bold and straight up and honest I'm not trying to be like I don't know how to explain it like more so than ever sometimes I hold things back and I don't disclose information but I'm like talking about like bad things about me off the bat and just like we're

just, and it's kind of nice, because, like, I've been talking to this guy, and we're, like, talking about shit we hate about ourselves together, and it feels really, it feels like therapy in a weird way, um, it's, like, nice, though, because he's not from, he's, like, not, I, it's, like, he's in another state, so it's, like, I don't know, it's kind of nice, so anyways, but no, I'm not, like, dating any one person, no, uh, okay, here's another, like, everyone just, uh, is so involved in my fucking life did you get your period yet thanks for asking this whole fucking week I've been like my boobs hurt so bad no I have not gotten my period yet I don't know what's happening and now wait I woke up today and they're not sore anymore it's like it's like I skipped it

they're kind of sore I don't know um video podcast dropping next Thursday October 1st just saw me grab my boobs and I need to like tone down my camera behavior because I like forget I'm I mean I can see on the little screen I'm on camera but I like I'm not I'm performing I'm not even like talking or addressing the camera when I'm on like the video podcast when I'm because I'm testing it this week I'm trying to like get it ready for you guys so it doesn't fuck up next week when I post it but I'm not like I'm like mindlessly talking looking out the window the whole time I'm not actually like paying attention like the camera so anyways um so no I have not got my period great question next question it's not even wait next it's like not a question says

I like when you reminisce dude is this the reminisce podcast I feel like every episode I get a dm that's like I love the parts where you reminisce let's fucking reminisce um shit uh fucking let me think it's like it's what's the date today september 26 what would i be doing back in the day september i know i feel like this is like back to school time like being a little kid getting your school supply list i remember we go to like one of the local middle schools and we got our lit it was so weird you like go to a middle school in your town that was like specifically where everyone got their supply list and you'd go and there'd be someone sitting there at the little desk with all every every schools and every grade

what they need for their um their supplies and they would like give it to you it was such like a weird thing and then you know from there you go to the you go to walmart you can't wherever i think we went to like yeah usually like walmart to get school supplies or where else would we go I don't know like Costco so I guess that's me like reminiscing about school days in September that's a big highlight oh I remember I learned how to flip flip people off on the back of a school bus I think I was in kindergarten I think I was in kindergarten I remember it was my neighbor's hot brother that taught me I specifically remember this because I was like oh wait I want to be cool too he taught me how to flip people off so I'm gonna do it because I think he's hot and he's

literally like 16 and I'm five so I remember I had so many crushes on boys that were like way older than me it was such a weird thing like I had been hot as a neighbor I remember that and like it was weird being young and being like I'm attracted to this older boy who's like a cute teenager but I'm five and it sucked anyways so there's me reminiscing again what's another one I'm like keeping the school theme going here school supplies the bus back of the bus oh my gosh okay so I mentioned how like uniform uh girls are wearing like skirts and like school skirt or what am I saying like private school clothes uniforms basically it's like a trend this fall people are wearing like pigtails and like polos and shit anyways I remember in at my school my

Catholic school growing up like it was so so obnoxious and so dramatic if you had like the teachers got so dramatic if your polo was untucked like if they saw so we had a white polo with a blue crew neck that was like the uniform and if your white polo was hanging underneath your crew neck and they saw any white hanging out it was just like you got in trouble it was they were so dramatic about it so I remember like having it constantly having to tuck my fucking shirt in and there was a phase so I remember in like sixth grade uh it was trendy to have like I don't know if anyone remembers this but like you go to American Eagle or Hollister and if you had that little fucking eagle or seagull from Hollister hanging out like on your undershirt if it was

like showing and you'd have like a layer you'd have like your so what we what the girls would do we would kind of get away with not tucking our shirts in I feel like the boys got in more trouble than we did but I would have my little plaid skirt on and then or I'd wear like pants like blue navy pants and then we would take so I'd have like a white American Eagle camisole under my polo my white polo and like the white cami would kind of be like an it would show like a layer of my cami like an inch with a little eagle and then my polo would be like a little bit above it and that was such that was like the way to do it having that little eagle show and it was like such a status thing too like if you had that American Eagle was like or Hollister too was like

the shit because that's what we were trying to like we hadn't we had uniforms on if you had that little detail on your on your outfit dude you had it made I mean you were a popular girl so I don't know I just remember like tucking our polos or tucking it yeah it was so like such a big deal like getting yelled out for that it was so annoying especially watching the boys but the boys were the they were like the worst at it because they go out at recess and like untuck their shirt and they come back in the teachers are just bitch anyways okay let me get more coffee how are we liking saturday q a should i keep it rolling do number four next saturday i don't know um what's your mix what's your mix so it's kind of a it's like a vulgar way to ask me

like what's my ethnicity I'm offended what's my mix what's uh I feel like I want to do that 23 and me thing is that what it's called where you get your DNA tested and shit I don't know I've been told like you know I don't know I've been it's like you just have to accept what your parents tell you that you are right like people my parents are like you're Scottish and English and some German potentially I don't really know the quantities if it's like 30 50 50 60 20 is that 100% I don't know so anyways I feel like I'm mostly English and Scottish my last name Monroe formerly spelled M-U-N-R-O from it's like the Scottish clan M-U-N-R-O I remember we have like a crest or whatever it's called. We had like a little thing in our house. Like it was like

tucked away in a box. My dad had it. Um, so yeah, that's Scottish. So I don't know. English and Scottish is basically my mix. Um, when are you going to talk to man, but neighbor, dude, I don't know. Like I'm going to wait for him to talk to me. Okay. If this fucking podcast pops off and he happens to hear it in 17 years, he's like, Oh, you know what? I remember working out with my, the couple I was training every morning and yeah it sounds like you know I was I was the one you were talking about like if that shit happens that's when I'll talk to him because like I don't know I don't like talking to my neighbors I just like I don't know like sometimes I should probably just break the ice and just say hello you know what I mean like I could at least do that we kind

of do that like sometimes like it's more it's like when I'm parking and shit if he's like walking by you know it's like I don't know anyways great question next thing what next question what is your favorite thing to bake oh I mentioned I love I was like good at baking a few podcasts ago see this is why I like okay this is why the podcast is good because you guys you guys are getting to know more and more and more about me each time and then the questions are like related to my life better now it's not just like surface level it's more like oh related to what I've talked about in the past so that's a good question what do I like to bake my favorite thing to bake oh my gosh I feel like I was on a mission in I think it was like 2017 to discover like the perfect

chocolate chip cookie recipe like I researched the fuck out of it I watched like every YouTube video from like Bon Appetit um to like all these like YouTube baker people I watched like all of them I looked up recipes I was like what makes them different because there's so many different ways you can have a cookie right so I feel like I perfected it and I don't I need to find where I wrote that recipe down because I feel like I have like the perfect I found I'm like I have the secret in fact I might post um a picture of me from the last time I baked them because it's been a while um like I could find the picture and post it you guys would be it'll be like on my story be like only listeners will know what I'm talking about that's why it's like

good to be on good to be a listener um what am I saying oh my favorite thing's a bake oh another thing oh shit okay so i got addicted when i was in london for my study abroad i remember like me and my dorm mates and shit like we would go to waitrose which is a grocery store by our dorm we get these buckets of these millionaires shortbread things that's what they're called it's basically like a shortbread caramel and chocolate layer almost like a twix but it's like a bougie twix it's like fancy you know what i mean but i remember we like eat those and um like sit around and do our homework together and um yeah shout out to Waitrose I think that's like my favorite store over there my grocery store favorite grocery store I love that's the thing

I loved about England is like the names for shit they have like the food in the in the grocery stores is like the cutest names even the packaging has like little like picnic basket looking like picnic a blanket patterns and like lots of swirlies and it's so like whimsical there and mean like Scottish eggs and like or what are they called like picnic eggs or um I'm trying to think of another name of something I don't know they just like they have the cute cute stuff in the grocery stores so that's like another thing anyways I discovered that in England and then I came back for my um study abroad I remember making them for the first time and it's so it's their crack I make them like every Christmas when I go home and I eat like half the tray and they're so

fucking good I'm like I think that's my favorite thing to make because it's my favorite thing to fucking eat like if I could eat a sweet that's probably what I would eat if I had like one choice a millionaire shortbread dude I love baking though it's so therapeutic and fun I can't wait to go home for Christmas um are you a good dancer next question are you a good dancer I mean like ish like I'm not I don't know I feel like you know my sister's a really good dancer she got the good dancer dancing genes in the family like she really she can dance and she was like a former cheerleader and I don't know she's just like really good at dancing but I don't know I was doing like throughout quarantine I was like you know trying to come up with shit to do in

my apartment you know and I found this dance on YouTube where you shake your hips a lot and it's like a very like hip involved dance and after that I feel like as soon as I do that dance like a few times in a row I'm like a decent dancer because there's something about like you have to really get like your hips warmed up you can't just like start cold and like rusty you kind of have to warm your shit up and I even walk like I remember I was doing this dance like I tried to like perfect it right so I was probably doing like I don't know like 20 times in a row and I was walking around I remember like when I'm in my evening sunset walk this is probably back in like I don't know like April maybe and I was like whoa I'm like swaying my hips like I've never fucking swayed them before

I'm like is this what it feels like to be a great dancer like you just constantly feel like sexy when you walk so I don't know um I guess I'm not that great of a dancer I'm like like just get me drunk you know what I mean like just get me fucking fucked up and I will be I'm decent you know what I mean I love dancing though with other people it's a lot of fun uh next question Jesus Christ when did you lose your virginity oh my god when did you lose your virginity next question next question I mean I feel like doing a hard pass on this but I mean I feel like it's not that dramatic if I tell you guys how old I was like it's not that like oh oh my god like uh uh I was 18 all right moving on have you ever dated wait uh I don't want to answer that one

wait you know fuck it have you ever dated a celebrity I mean I don't know everyone is a fucking celebrity you know what I mean everyone these days is a celebrity right like everyone's famous on the internet for something I don't know uh next question why did you go vegan wait is this the last question holy shit is that it hold on I'm like pulling down my new I'm like seeing refreshing to see if I got any more um why did you go vegan let's just make this the last when I feel like this I want to like bitch about society after this anyways um it's like my favorite way to end the podcast is just like let out my thoughts about society and just like just bitch it's like having a little it's like my come down session just being negative and and uh anyways uh

why did I go vegan so I mentioned a few podcasts ago that I was being vegan for a couple years and I feel like I went vegan for like the initial reason I went vegan was my sister and I used to live together when I first transferred to my college like I moved into her apartment like we only we lived together for a semester and she was prepping for a bikini competition like a fitness thing and I remember she ate so much fish and like asparagus and you know the like the bodybuilder meal stuff and I remember like coming home from class and smelling the apartment and it was like it just smelled so fishy and disgusting I just kind of got this like grossed out feeling in my body about this fish she was eating all the time and I was just like

you know what I've been kind of seeing vegan veganism around the social media right you know I was kind of getting influenced by the discover page on my Instagram or whatever people showing off their bananas every fucking day so literally I went cold turkey vegan overnight I had I remember the last thing I ate was oh speaking of fish I ate a fucking tuna salad I couldn't even eat it It was, like, kale and tuna salad, and I ate the kale, and I was, like, I don't even want this tuna. Dude, me eating tuna back in the day, it's just, like, a thing. You know what? I'm kind of embarrassed by my tuna consumption, but fuck it.

Anyways, I had that, and the next day, I remember feeling so, like, motivated and inspired. I'm, like, I'm going to go vegan and just, like, try this out, and I remember going. I, like, walked to the grocery store and got, like, only fruit and vegetables and, like, potatoes and rice and shit, and I went cold turkey vegan overnight. I was vegan for like two years I didn't drink coffee for six months straight the first six months I was like raw vegan I pretty much ate like ground up bananas every day in a smoothie and then what else I would eat like these I remember prepping a salad every night that was like full of all these raw vegetables and this amazing dressing and I would like let it marinate

overnight and then and I would eat like two grapefruits and an orange most mornings if I wasn't having the banana thing. And then I would like start, I feel like after a while I started cooking food and I had so much rice and potatoes and like pasta. And I don't know, I got really sucked in. I was, I was drinking that fucking vegan Kool-Aid all over social media. I was following YouTubers that were vegan. I was following like freely the banana girl, the raw till four shit. I was doing that. So yeah. Um, and I also feel like underneath it all, like it was helping me lose weight and stay in really amazing shape. So that's another motivation for me to go vegan uh but now it's like I don't touch that with a 10-foot pole I cannot do vegan

again I mean I could but I'm I just it's I I you know what happened to me is I was not eating enough fat because you don't really I don't know when you eat a lot of carbs like you can't eat a lot of fat with it like you have to have like a certain ratio I don't know anyways um it's like 80 or 90, 10, 80, 10, 80 carbs, 10%, uh, percent or 20% fat. I don't know how it works, but I was getting headaches a lot. That would always happen to me. Like at some point I would start getting a really bad headache and then what would, then I would start eating more avocados and then that would transition. And then to me kind of being like, you know, fuck this vegan thing. And then I'd start eating like white fish here and there. And then going back to like how I eat now, which

basically everything but yeah I guess why I went vegan though is because I was grossed out by my sister's bodybuilding food I remember that too I was so annoyed I'm like Julia I know you have to meal prep but this fucking apartment stinks like like fucking vagina it's so gross um okay so I think let me see if any more came in I don't know um GM's I could read oh I know I was gonna read this just to boost my fucking ego it's like not a q a question it was a dm i got let me pull it up um it was just like a nice flattering dm here it goes someone asked why can't more women be cool as fuck like you just isn't fair lol and i replied back it said so the question why can't more women be cool as fuck like you okay i wrote they exist i'm not special you just happen to

follow me yeah okay so that's flattering that I'm he thinks I'm cool as fuck and why can't more women be like me and I'm just saying like they're I'm not special they exist I feel like a lot of you guys don't follow Jacqueline type of chicks out there you follow like I don't know just other types of women and they don't post or they don't talk or show off themselves like I do and I don't know I never feel like I'm unique or special about like the way I fucking am online it's just maybe few it's harder to find or it's like less popular i don't know but that's like it's always flattering when people think you're like super cool because i have like a super low self-esteem and i just need to get that validation so love that um i got a ups truck outside blocking my view right now

it's a big old long ups truck this one's huge what the fuck uh shout out to all of the essential workers out there they're not i mean everyone just life is back to normal isn't it right now I feel like everything I'm seeing online, like, especially in other countries, like, like in Europe, people I follow, they're just like, it's back to normal. So, but anyways, I'm really grateful for all the people delivering packages. Cause I feel like it's a hard job and you know what I mean? Like it's a lot of physical labor and hustling around and I don't know. Um, okay. So how should I end the podcast? We did the Q and a who that's over with. Um, dude I have more coffee I should drink I'm not like super proud of this episode every time I'm

like closing the podcast down I'm like trying to like finish it I'm like sitting here going okay should I just delete it now like should I just scrap it should I just like like redo it because I don't like I don't feel like I like my energy today it's probably because I was up so late last night and my fucking back hurts but you know what it's not about perfection right now it's about just consistency man I'm just putting shit out and seeing what happens um anyways uh you know what and the thing is too like I only want to put content out there as if we're hanging out and some days you might catch me a little bit dumpy and off and some days you might catch me super on point and funny like constantly like there's some episodes in the past where I remember just

feeling like I was like a performer the whole fucking time I was like Jacqueline wow you just were you were just cracking jokes you were being like those were some witty comments and observations that was a great podcast where I feel like I I already know I'm gonna end this one and be like ah shit that was kind of shit that was flat but you know what I answered your questions I'm giving the people what they want so it's all I can do but yeah just like we're hanging out you know what I mean how are you doing um what else can I talk about oh yeah I was gonna bitch about society because you know how much I love doing that I feel like there's just too many products I feel like that's the latest gripe I have about society there's just too many products I'm getting like

annoyed by it too I'm like dude nothing is special out there nothing is groundbreaking you cannot show me a single lotion a single new drink I should drink a single outfit dude all cute outfits are cute outfits you know what I mean like all cute clothes are cute clothes nothing looks new or groundbreaking everyone makes it like every season where fashion or it's like a new like it's fall right now it's like look nothing is like I don't I don't know maybe it's because like my mom she always like preached buying classic pieces and just like keeping them in your wardrobe forever I'm pretty sure like she's the one to influence me do that because like you just need like your basics and then you can accessorize with trendy

pieces each season but like I see stuff and I'm like look why do people I don't know they're just so like oh my god I'm so obsessed with this new top it's like a white crop top it's like how many versions of a white crop top can come out before it's like it's not new anymore it's not even exciting I'm not I'm not like oh my god or like sweat outfits dude there's everything's been done so anyways that's my latest latest gripe I don't know I'm just like what's next you know what I mean what's next we're on our phones 24 7 now it's like eventually kind of see it all and you're like I'm just I just don't care about anything anymore like nothing is enticing or cool or maybe that's why like right now I'm like okay well what's motivating me like what do I want to

what what would make my eyes light up every day make me excited and that's kind of what this podcast is all about like this is something that's not it doesn't require me to like make everything around me like cute for a photo or myself all cute you know what I mean like I don't have to focus on like taking a fucking picture like I don't want to do anything like that I just want to like run my mouth every day and post it on the internet I don't know dude I this this video podcast is getting a real big show today I'm like hiking up my you know I just wear my big shirt and underwear and I'm like hiking them up all the way I don't know why I'm doing this I like fidget when I'm podcasting it's I don't know so yeah what else could I

bitch about society I don't know like I talked about yesterday just people I just want people to be happy man I just want people to be happy and excited about life and all I see when I go online is how much people hate America and just like hate it here and everything's fucked everything's upside down I'm just like can we just I don't know just everyone be happy be happy how we doing all right maybe I should end this be self-disciplined and call it um you know what I want to get excited about something I want to be positive at the end I just bitched I don't want to be I don't want to be like that to end the podcast I want to be excited so like let me flip through my notebook here you guys know I love my little crunchy notebook see if I can talk about something I

didn't talk about in the past. Oh, did any of you guys watch that Tosh.0 video yesterday of the panda, the panda birth? Dude, I love that video so fucking much. So funny. Um, wow. Looking back at these pages, it's like, I can't believe it. There's something satisfying about filling up a notebook. You're like each day I turn the page, it's like episode 24 tomorrow. Guess what? Tomorrow is the basketball episode. So tune in tomorrow to hear all about my basketball days in honor of Kobe episode 24 can't wait I was just thinking about like specific memories of myself of like first touching a basketball when I was like I don't know like two or not even that probably like four I remember um the first time like dribbling a ball and stuff so I'll talk all

about basketball tomorrow then Monday we'll resume business as usual like you know talking about shit just off the top of my head oh my gosh did I write let me see if I check I should check my notes in here too what do you guys do on Saturdays I was thinking of going by the way like talking about my day moving forward um the famous or not the famous the really popular Torrey Pines hiking trail is finally fucking back open and I'm thinking about doing my like a Saturday sunset hike there tonight um so that's probably what I'll do probably work out oh Tenet no I want to go see Tenet that's right maybe I'll do that like I don't know probably tomorrow maybe I'll do a Sunday hike there but I'm just stoked that it's back open because I used to

live so where I used to live in Del Mar was like walking distance to Torrey Pines and so pretty much every Saturday I was going there like that was my favorite thing to do Saturday get a coffee I'd go to Bird Rock Coffee Roasters I'd walk there and then I'd walk to Torrey Pines and so much fun I love I just I don't know I love being around people on a hike it's just such a nice warm and fuzzy vibe you know what I mean people are just like we're hiking we're hiking together we're getting our steps in I don't know I just love life man life is great um see if I have anything on my notes here I don't know who needs to hear this right now but you're gonna be fine I wrote that did I say that in the beginning of this podcast I just felt like getting that off my

chest though if I did or if I'm repeating myself that's something I want to tell the world right now it's kind of part of my bitch session about people being unhappy I'm like look you're gonna be fine okay you're gonna be fine I just want everyone to know that like I don't know okay let's create the internet for content talking points right now I had some issues with my wi-fi this morning it's really annoying it's like how many times can I reset this bitch before it dude I'm saying bitch too much this episode uh buzzfeed.com I always like lean on BuzzFeed for content talking points and shit um Drew Barrymore reunited with her ex but okay no I know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go on Instagram I'm gonna go to Instagram and walk

you through it DMs mom get well soon because I posted my back hurt oh okay so I posted on my story last night fucking audios and etny shoes from like 2006 and I want to bring them back dude they haven't revived they have not had a comeback yet or they haven't had a re like a uh they haven't they're not a thing anymore and they they haven't been brought back yet so I think like dude if I'm gonna be a trendsetter I'm gonna bring back or if I'm going to I'm going to bring back etnies and audios you know those little e's on your shoe it was so important to have that in your, in, like, sixth grade, so anyways, I post that on my story, they're, like, skate shoes from back in the day, yeah, and I had pink audios, how cute is that, um, I don't know, yeah, let's see

what else I could talk about, oh, maybe I should do, like, oh, I want to watch one of my highlights, you guys can do this with me, so go to my Instagram, let's look at a highlight from, Um, like back earlier this year, quarantine. Nah. Okay. Let's look at, we're going to go. So interactive session, the pot, you can just like end the podcast. Now, if you don't want to do this, cause it's not going to make sense unless you're actually like on my profile, let's go to, uh, April. Let's go to April. Let's watch our April highlight. Oh my God. One day at a time. The first post next one is just fucking novel. I wrote, i nearly packed up and moved back with my family next week out of fear of not having a job and not

knowing how long this virus will hold up the economy they want me home a part of me thinks going home would be a good break from everything but i can't go back i refuse to let the virus ruin my momentum and suck me away from everything i've worked so hard to manifest here even if going home is only temporary dude this is like back when like i i take shit seriously sometimes and i like write something like you know well thought out and dramatic but like looking back at this I'm like dude nobody fucking cares but you know at the time I was all in my feels I was all scared about coronavirus and I posted that what's next game of life picture yeah that's really what it's like oh me looking like shit in my uh tie-dye hoodie my hair all grown out okay that's interesting

a picture of sparkling water a tweet i reposted i really want to go camping someone replied bitch we are camping that's seriously how this year like earlier felt like it was like i'm glamping i'm in this nice motorhome of a fucking apartment with like all the amenities and i'm just camping god i can't believe i got sucked into that so hard just like i never like just avoiding everything and being so scared it's so weird to like look back at that oh the great outdoors picture of the is this boring i don't know i'm just tapping through my story you guys can do it too a little uh gopher i found on my run in the morning me working out to 50 cent fucking oh selfie of rogan and his pup with a caption everything and more man that those those are

probably one of those heartwarming pictures on there i just i'm obsessed whenever i see him post picture of his golden retriever, it's just so nice, and just, like, everything is right in the world, I don't know, a picture of all my vitamins I was taking at the time, I don't know, just a bunch of stupid shit all over my story here, this is my April highlight I'm going through, wait, this dog is kind of hot, yeah, there's a picture I took of this dog, I was at the post office, and it was, like, it was, like, a, it's, if it was a human, it would be, like, a hot person, so anyways I captioned that I don't know okay this is stupid enough with the highlight I'm just trying to come up with content to talk about because you know what it's my thoughts

aren't all squeezed out DMs oh guys okay I got a DM I don't know if he's listening but I got a cool DM about someone he's like I've been podcasting for like six years and I've almost eight million downloads what inspired you to start your podcast oh he listened to it so he's probably listening right now so hi shout out to you I saw your message request I'm not gonna say your name might I'll keep it private but that's cool like when people just find your podcast like what how does this work I don't know that's the thing that's kind of fun about this podcasting is like I don't know how like there's this unknown like algorithm or whatever out there like I don't know how people find a podcast like I don't I don't like make my captions searchable like with like

how I write them or anything it's just like I've put a bullshit title that no one's searching for like what was with one of the podcasts i was like beef liver and chill like no one's searching beef liver and chill you know what i mean so i don't know i am flattered when people like find it and say hi but that's cool i'll uh i'll message you back it's flattering so flattering i just love being flattered uh dm for my sister i need to facetime her today i haven't talked to her in so long um more coffee dude should i should i cruise the internet what did i do yesterday i was like msn.com i was like i'm going cross-eyed there's too many headlines it's too confusing i cannot zero in on anything i'm looking at here like what's going on in the world today we got

portland protests get underway as proud boys and then it cuts off taylor louisville protesters hit with golf balls gail king calls out pelosi's iraqis iraqis language iraqis iraqis iraqis iraqis can't say that egra egregious eg reg yes egregious egregious language i don't i've never heard that word yeah anyways it's just fun going on like a news website and going cross-eyed like there's so much going on here what's what's up uh we got entertainment we got five white voice actors who left their roles as animated characters of color oh that's interesting that's like blackface but your voice so they were white people putting on a black accent or like they're black characters that's interesting um fear the walking dead season six

photos i don't watch that show see i remember like when the walking dead or no game of thrones of walking dead what other shows were all like stranger things i kind of watch i've watched a few episodes that's when i see this is the thing the reason why i don't watch netflix is i'm not dating anyone right now the thing about like my my Netflix consumption is directly correlated it's like related to my dating life or whatever like if I'm dating someone I'm totally deep in shows and I'm like watching a bunch of shit but if I'm not it's I'm it's like never happening so that's the thing like I kind of think that you know that's like what having a boyfriend's all about just like laying around watching Netflix together you know I mean just like a lot of TV show

watching and I don't know just spooning on the couch it's a great time um dude I love spooning uh can you name all these vintage items many fail let's do this quiz and the podcast I'm gonna be self-disciplined dude I am starving I say this at the end of every podcast but I kind of forget I'm like okay this I'm over caffeinated this is another one of my bad habits part of the q a today dude i over caffeinate and undernourish myself and it is not good for me um if you can name all these vintage items you might be over 40 let's fucking do it dude that's a cassette tape duh oh wait this what's happening in this photo there's the cassette tape with like a it looks like a plastic straw going through one of the little circle like this the holes in the middle

fixing a jammed wheel rewinding the cassette tape manually forcing music to play cleaning the cassette tape dude he's rewinding the cassette tape i don't think that's how you fix a jam wheel is that how you rewind it no you put the thing in there in the you know what to rewind it you put it in the you put it in the cassette player and then there's a rewind feature so i'm saying he's fixing in a jammed wheel. Dude, he's incorrect. Oh, what? He's rewinding the tape. Okay. So I failed. I'm not over 40. Uh, if you can, okay, wait, what's this next one? What, what was this game called? It's got, okay. So it's like a square. I'm looking at like a screen with a square with a six and a nine. Okay. That's interesting. Oh, okay. This is like, if you were playing, oh my God, I love this

game I used to play this on one of my phones like way back in the day it's kind of like um air hockey if that makes sense pong tetris gal galaga or breakout I know that's not tetris pong I don't think it's gonna be I'm just gonna call it because it's a fun word to say galaga incorrect shit it's called pong okay 1972 I am not over 40 next question dude this is so this is like the Q&A part two where I'm answering questions from this stupid website here I don't know I'm just like having fun we're hanging out we're hanging out I don't know does anyone even listen to this at this point I don't know my brother I was like he's because you know he listened to the intro I made yesterday because it's like his song he wants to hear how it sounds on my podcast

and um he says he like skims through because he already knows me he like knows everything about me but I'm like he's like your podcast is too long for me so I'm like fuck if it's like two hours i'm sorry so next picture is like a bunch of um film containers for like film cameras printer ink obviously not sewing needles obviously not camera film high weights dude camera film correct dude i'm over 40 fuck yeah okay if you wait what was this abandoned booth once used for god i can't wait for the video podcast you guys can play along and see what i'm actually looking at uh okay so there's a booth in a parking lot like in front of an auto zone in a shitty strip mall from like 1970 i mean it kind of looks like a coffee place

you know what i mean like one of those little coffee stations so the the abandoned booth was once used for developing photos parking lot guard movie theater concessions obviously not wait could be separate drive-thru window okay wait would you go there to get your photos developed that doesn't make sense movie theater concessions i mean it's not in a movie theater it's not a drive that's not a drive-in that was like a drive-in place maybe parking lot guard who who parked why do we need a parking lot guard out out in uh out front in front of a fucking auto zone strip mall i don't know i'm just gonna say a parking lot guard, no, it's not, dude, it's a photo, you, that's where you get your

photos developed, what the fuck, I'm not over 40, that's good to know, okay, so, next question, dude, I don't know how many, there might be 50 of these questions, we might be here all day, okay, next picture, I can't even describe what that looks like, so I have to like fake it and then do the next one I can't even okay wait oh I'm looking at this is the next one what are these they're like plastic cylinders that are black they don't look like camera film containers they're like it's almost like they're goggles they're black cylinders though I don't know honestly that looks like a tape recorder no dude wrong question okay I'm trying to find something that I can describe for you oh my god it's a fucking jello fruitcake

thing it's a fruit this is a it's like a bun a bundt cake but it's jello with a bunch of fruit and it's green and yellow this looks so nasty dude every time I see like a cookbook from like the 50s or whatever there's always like some pineapple cherry bullshit jello mixture thing and cake form I'm like someone you know what that still exists in my family like there's always some sort of jello side dish it's not a dessert thing it's like a side dish part of Thanksgiving ever here it's like usually we have like a it's like pink or green I don't even know how they make it I think it's like jello you know what I think it is I feel like it's fruit so let's just toss out a random fruit like a strawberries chopped really small with like jello like

strawberry jello like the jiggly stuff and then whipped cream like homemade whipped cream and then maybe pudding all like combined I don't understand it's something like that because you scoop it like a like it's like a I don't know it's like is that like a white people thing I feel like that's like a white people Thanksgiving side dish like a white trash type of thing it's not white trash that's like I don't know what do the most white trash shit my family does though is um fucking we have like little smokies in a crock pot every year with a bunch of barbecue sauce it's so fucking good what is this monstrosity called jello salad jello cake dessert brick sweet and savory dude that's a jello cake fuck yeah what the hell incorrect jello salad dude

it's in the it's in a cake form that's a that's a jello cake why is this podcast better at the end than the beginning okay oh that's a credit card swiper thing credit card reader i used to use those one yeah dude i know but i am yeah correct it's one of those manual credit card swipers when i used to work in retail if someone's card wasn't swiping we'd have to use that it was always like fun i felt like i felt like in the so if you know like christmas vacation the part where they're in the mall i feel like there's a bunch of um there's like a there's like some b roll or whatever it's called where someone's doing a credit card swipe it's just like such a or no was this in the grinch i don't know there's like a there's like a movie christmassy movie where

they're like doing the credit card thing how fucking caveman is that to use a manual credit a card swiper now we just fucking put our phone over the thing it's like the apple pay shit so slick um dude i'm looking at okay this is what would you have used this for it's like a it's like a wrench with a loop around it either a can opener nail remover a wrench from 1954 or use it to remove the shell off nuts i mean it's looking more the most like a wrench you wouldn't take nuts off with that i'm gonna say it's a can opener because there's a little like curly sue on top that would make a can it would like crack the can open and then i think what you do is like spin it around the can i'm going can opener can correct hell yeah seven wait

dude that came out in the 1700s holy shit dude i'm over 40 on this according to this quiz if you can name these all these vintage items you might be over 40 okay what's next i'm getting like half of them right so whatever how do you how does one affect the other i'm looking at a penny and i'm looking at a record player how does one affect the other copper a penny and a record player so the penny prevents the record from skipping a prop the prop up the needle buff out blemishes from the record good luck for the listener if they have a penny on the recorder or the record player I don't know what would you use a penny for on a record player I'm just gonna say you prop up the fucking needle incorrect let's go that was used for

keep it from skipping okay cool I don't care this is kind of boring what's what's next I'm looking at a picture of I don't know this is not fun for you guys because you can't see what I'm looking at who's still listening I am in love with you thank you for being here um just trying to like have fun right now by myself official last sip of coffee um yeah should I call it I think I'm gonna call it so thanks for uh hanging out today for Saturday's Q&A as always appreciate you being here um tomorrow's the basketball episode episode 24 can't wait to talk about basketball for probably it's gonna be like a long pot probably two hours honestly um go ahead and subscribe to my youtube channel for the youtube podcast dropping next thursday

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sense but it's like creative like I have a whole list here of patron patron shout out ideas like yesterday I did crayon colors so like I I associate your name with a crayon and a crayon box that reminds me of you or like the color that goes with your name or I'll do like shit like fucking what kitchen utensil you are what character in a movie you are I'll cast you as a character in a movie fucking flavors of like drinks or like varieties of fruit I'll decide you are so then you can like so what it's gonna be fun like honestly I'm so excited to have like a handful of people like at least like 10 people because then it's gonna be like this little like crew of I don't know it's gonna be fun so yeah shout out to uh my one and only patron right now

it's great to have you I'm gonna shout you out after this officially after I end this part but anyways yeah so thanks for uh of course listening that's where you can go and support the show love you guys i'll talk to you tomorrow for sunday have a great saturday hope you're happy and fulfilled all right bye-bye all right we have one patron shout out again today hi ricky jensen this is for you yesterday you were the screaming green crayola crayon and today I'm gonna tell you which uh grocery store employee you would be all right Ricky if you were a grocery store employee you would be the meat counter man okay I'm just seeing you as the meat counter man in my head cutting meat all day I think that's who you would be as a grocery store

employee so uh again if I had like 10 other people to include in this we'd you know obviously identify i'd cast i'd cast characters at this grocery store is like the fucking cart pusher the cashiers the restock people the bakery people you know what i mean like it'd be more fun and interactive but you know what we're just getting this fucking patreon podcast shout out started you're the one and only person right now every day is going to be uh a little bit dry until we we we recruit the rest of the army but uh yeah if you were a grocery store worker you'd be a meat counter packer person and uh you should be flattered because that's a thankless job i feel like you know that's a very important role in the grocery store um a dirty job some would say

i hope you're not vegan i hope that wasn't offensive i hope you're like not annoyed by the fact that uh you're the only patron i don't know what i'm saying anyways thank you for your support as always uh i appreciate it a lot and uh yeah i'll uh that's all i've got for the patron shout outs today all right adios