The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 230- Skip This One Too lol

Episode Date: April 23, 2021

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Hey guys, happy Thursday. It's episode 230. Welcome back to the show. hey what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show hi hope you're doing well um it's currently 11 p.m so this is going to be a late night episode with you guys I've been on a been on a little podcast marathon this evening um nobody cares this is not interesting honestly to tell you but yeah I've done two before this I'm on a three so I'm doing three in a row tonight three in a row tonight and here we are final, final stretch, the 11th hour. Um, anyways, I just got done. Let me just tell you kind of what I did before this episode. So yeah, I recorded two in a row and then I took a little break because

I need to clean my apartment because I'm having my sister visit this weekend. And is this my night voice? Is this my night voice? I think this, I sound kind of like sleepy, right? I don't know. okay I'm like also energized from cleaning anyways yeah I had to like tidy up my apartment start cleaning it because I'm having um people over this weekend and I feel like I'm gonna be up till 3 a.m because do you guys okay I don't know what your mindset is like about cleaning Jesus Christ like first of all clean like do you guys have a cleaning mindset or am I or am I insane like okay so Jesus Christ basically I'm like okay I got a head start before this episode I'm gonna record this episode probably have a lot of energy afterwards so instead of like waking up

early to clean tomorrow I should just finish it through the night like I could stay up to like 1 2 a.m clean it really clean my apartment really well and sleep in you know what I mean so I don't do you guys do that do you get do you get like that cleaning bug at night and then you're like I'm I'm just gonna do it all instead of okay anyways who cares Jacqueline what I would honestly that the um the goal for today on this episode was to um read the news and like wind down hang out with you guys like finish the day because I've I've been going going going all day long and anyways um let's check the news let's i haven't looked i don't know what's happening um what should i do cnn fuck it cnn.com biden just i i heard that he um leaked something about the

tax his new tax plan like uh biden tax or i don't know if it was if it was a press excuse me or if it was like a uh what's it called the speech he gave here we go new york times it's probably going to make me pay biden will seek tax increase on rich to fund child care and education yeah like if you're a millionaire yeah if you earn earn more than 1 million a year um wait let me just read this president biden will seek new taxes on the rich including a near a near doubling of the capital gains tax for people earning more than 1 million dollars a year to pay for the next phase in his four trillion dollar plan to reshape the american economy so

uh i'm trying to see what the percentage increase is um yeah i feel like this is tanking the market because people are um they're uh what do you call it they're grabbing their profits now or whatever the fuck securing their they're securing their fucking profits their bags because they don't know like if i don't know um okay the plan will set set up a clash with the republicans and test how far democrats in congress want to go to rebalance an economy that has disproportionately benefited high income americans blah blah i don't think this is rolling rolling out till next year so i don't think you'll be fucked for like i don't think this is going to apply to 2021

anyways so yeah that happened today fuck checking the news at 11 p.m doing a podcast number three of the night I mean Jesus and I just cleaned like this is one of those days and I I'm pretty sure I said this at the end of the end of yesterday yesterday's episode uh excuse me the last one I did tonight um this is one of those days where I gave it like everything I've got I put in all my effort all my energy I just got a ton of shit done I haven't stopped and here we are I'm probably still gonna clean until the middle of the night um by the way I'm drinking coffee because I'm kind of at that fuck it point of like I don't think this is gonna make me energized or tired i'm just in a weird like days of whatever who chocolate nobody cares do you guys want to know

what i'm drinking i just made an espresso shot on ice i'm just sipping it slowly um what's going on here on the news spacex launches rocket carrying four astronauts what okay um Ohio shooting what fuck what's with this I just have to say it why all of a sudden like we didn't have all these shootings we didn't have anything and then now we do and I did I you know okay obviously Jacqueline it's because last year everything was fucking locked down what's this oh god it's an ad did you hear that I heard it in my headphones sorry um um no but like obviously shit was locked down people weren't gathering and it wasn't I don't know whatever but I feel like now there's all these shootings all of a sudden um anyways so

I thought of another idea so I just checked like literally two news headlines but I thought of um I thought about going through my old journal and like reading from it and getting and like like reminiscing on the old podcast days of like the beginning like this is literally like a notebook from like episode 1 through 50 um here we go I'll just say this and then I'm gonna keep reading the news but I wrote for my intro I said I feel like I this is well this this is related to today's episode uh for episode 20 for the intro I said I feel like sharing the good news today I feel like sharing the good news today whatever I don't know I was a completely different person just go listen to the first episodes like I don't even well I personally like don't I well

I listened to what was episode 69 again like a month ago just to like I don't know try to remember what I did for it and just go back and and hear myself but anyways um I feel so different now I'm and I'm kind of getting tired. I'm getting, I'm getting kind of like, whoa, this is a lot of talking for one night. This is not normal. Um, let's go to buzzfeed.com. I'm kidding. Uh, Yahoo finance. Okay. Let's check this. Yeah. Stocks rise, shaking off concerns over Biden's tax plan. it's opposite of what I said okay um let me go to news am I on I honestly should just end the episode hey Jacqueline you just did three

in a row you're losing it you have no notes you have no plan today other than reading the news you might as well just say hey episode 230 here we are um I'm gonna probably shut this laptop when I'm done clean a little more and pass out and then I'll wake up tomorrow and do it all over again I'll be I'll be caught up I'll be caught up you know what I mean like I just feel I don't know like I'm wasting people's time like I have to I have to post this I committed to seven days a week I have to post this but at some point Jacqueline you got to call it you got to call it and be like, look, that was a good little 15 minute episode. Check in, check out, clock in, clock out. Um, anyways, I can't, um, it's too dark to people watch, but earlier on the last

two episodes, I was people watching a tugboat. I was boat watching. Okay. I was boat watching a tugboat and people watching some, uh, logger fucking loggers taken down a palm tree, but it's too dark now that's all done um I didn't really see how that ended by the way the the palm tree they were just cleaning up and putting uh putting in the back of a truck thing um and hauling hauling out the the trunk but um it's too dark what what oh there's a dog barking I think I'm just gonna end it here you know what's cool about this this episode and what's really cool about my show right now is that nobody's fucking listening and so I make a big deal out of shit like this like oh I had to catch up I had to do three in a row oh my god I missed two days people are gonna freak out

and it's like I'm saying this as if I have I'm on the top charts you know what I mean like I say it as if millions of people are waiting for the episode and yet the episode and yet it's like year one not promoting it not showing it off not trying hard with anything other than just doing it every day and no one's listening so anyways if you're still here thanks for hanging out um this is a this is one of those episodes I don't even know what I did today what did I do I like read about Biden's tax thing and then some I don't know whatever happy happy Thursday I gotta a, honestly, I think I'm just going to take a hot shower and go to bed and start over tomorrow. I'm proud of myself. You know what? I just did three podcasts in a row, regardless of how

low quality they all were. I did it. I did it. And I, and I can sleep good tonight knowing that I'm all caught up. I checked in and I got it done. Hard work beats talent, bitches. Hard work beats talent this is no this this this tonight was not talent it was just complete hard work it was complete I was white knuckling the whole way and I'm still doing it I'm talking out of my ass I don't even know what I'm saying at this point um to be honest I don't think this is good for my health or like okay obviously doing three in a row but I feel like you know when you hear about entrepreneurs and people that started their own business or whatever they're always like yeah you know I grinded for like six months straight and I and I didn't sleep and I slept like three

hours a night and I just you know the all of that story of how they started I feel like this is kind of that where I I I'm I'm putting in the reps I'm putting in the hours I'm doing it and I'm struggling right now and it sucks and I feel like this is a piece of this episode's a piece of shit and the last two were also a piece of shit but um I think this is how it's done like I feel like you have to kind of just get over it and I don't know grind and then but with entertainment and with podcasting it's like if you're not gonna add value if you're not gonna add value to people's lives and give them tangible tangible tangible actionable advice that's going to help their lives then don't don't don't waste their

time babbling on at 11 p.m jacqueline like don't talk into outer space you know what i mean so um i don't know whatever happy thursday hit that subscribe button i'm all caught up thanks for hanging out hit that subscribe button and I will talk to you tomorrow okay bye