The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 231- April Favorites

Episode Date: April 25, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Friday. It's episode 231. Welcome back to the show. Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. Happy Friday. um hi hit that subscribe button I'm here seven days a week before you do anything else hit that subscribe button please and head over to patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show and get access to my exclusive content that I don't post anywhere else because I'm

a businesswoman and it's behind a paywall okay there's no such thing as a free lunch in this world you got to pay to play if you want to become a patron you got to pay to play it's five bucks a month head over to patreon.com slash tjms and I will call you on your phone I will shout you out on this on the Friday episodes I will anyways too long of a plug for my patreon but what's new I always feel awkward about it in the first like whenever I have to plug patreon I feel awkward and then I over sell I oversell I overdo it I over anyways I'm gonna take a drink of my you guys thought oh I cheers you someone like alcohol in the beginning no I cheers to you is that what you say cheer I'm cheersing you cheers to you whatever I'm drinking

a liquid IV uh unfortunately we're not sponsored by liquid IV I know every other podcast is but uh this episode is sponsored by no one because I'm not a try hard I haven't put any effort in this honestly it's not about that it's honestly about the show isn't um uh the quality the content isn't, isn't it? It's not it. And it's not growing. And therefore we don't get sponsors. We don't have sponsors hit us up. Um, anyways, Jesus. So I got a burrito getting delivered here in like, what's the ETA on this bitch. We got a burrito coming in, um, eight. Okay. So eight minutes. Yeah. Eight minutes. It's coming in eight minutes. So that's what's happening right now. I don't know. It's Friday. I'm doing this at a weird time. It's like

4 p.m. My sister's coming. Well, she's already here. She flew in this weekend. It's also 4 p.m. the time of the day where my brain cells stop functioning. My sister flew in today, this weekend, I guess, at 10. And like, I haven't seen her yet. And so I'm hoping I can see her tonight. She's with a bunch of people doing her own thing. But I really want her to meet Jimmy and come over. So anyways, like, yeah, that happened. I work today. I walked Jimmy like four times.

I drank a shit ton of coffee. And I'm really not motivated right now to go do yoga. Normally I do yoga after work. I'm just not. I'm just not. So I'm going to podcast instead. And the theme of today's show, I should have said this in the beginning, but I'm a terrible podcast uh shit dude why do I do this you know what I'm not a terrible podcast host we're gonna

do a little intermission a little segment right now called uh I'm gonna read a review I'm gonna read a review from a subscriber um this is the best review I've ever gotten and so I'm not so this is gonna make me feel better about myself and also um inspire you guys to go write a review yourself on the Apple podcast app. Here we go. He says, I live in San, he noticed how I said he, yeah, I'm a female. That word's canceled guys. You can't, if you're a guy out there and you call a woman a female, like it's so, it does something to us. We hate it. We can't stand it. These females, unless you want to sound really like, well, it's gonna, I'm going to get canceled for even saying what I'm about to say. I can't say it. If you want to sound fucking, um, like ghetto,

say these females. I don't know. Um, yeah. So notice how I said males because I, I'm a, I'm a woman and my demographic or whatever, the people that listen to, so I've got 85% men to 15% women. So, uh, the whole like, Oh, men don't like when women talk, when girls talk a lot, they don't like when women just, Jimmy, five minutes, bud. I'll get my burrito, five minutes. I'll play with you. And then I'll get back to podcasting. Get your little Kong. We were on the Kong train where you put the little treat inside and they have to dig it out. He's finally, it took him literally until he's almost six months old. It took him six months to figure this thing out there. god damn it anyways um yeah but you know I've been told I was brainwashed in the past

um by men that would say like yeah guys don't like when girls talk a lot like just just keep your mouth shut you know so anyways I'm proof I'm living proof that some people out there listen seven days a week to me and yeah listen my bullshit and they're into it and they're guys so here we go Jimmy trying to win people over here um trying to impress people. Oh, there we go. The Kong treats just went all over the apartment. I just got to like convince you right now that I'm a good podcast host because of this review. Here we go. He said, he said, I live in San Diego. Should I do a man voice? I live in San Diego. I live in San Diego. What's his, what's his accent? Let's see his skin tone

on his profile pic. He's private. Um, can't say that it's 2021. I can't say that. I live in San Diego and work all over LA, which means traffic. But I recently found your podcast on Apple and geez, it has made those long drives so much easier. It makes me feel like we're face to face as longtime friends and you're just going off. LOL. Love it. That right there is why a podcast is why I do this. He said it himself. He said, it makes me feel like we're face to face as longtime friends and you're just going off. Like, that's it. I'm just a friend in your ear. I get on the, I get on the phone with you every single day of the week and that's it. And, um, that made me feel really good about myself. And, uh, I'm not, you know, when I, when I see stuff like this, when I

see the reviews you guys write I feel like you know what I'm doing okay I need to be a little more confident in myself and it's hard sometimes because I I uh trip up on my words and I'm I act weird anyways um did I even tell you what the theme of the episode was no I don't think oh yeah I said I know that's where we I connect the dots so well I go on a tangent and then I or and then I go on another one and then I get back to the one I was already on because I'm, I have a great memory. So kids, that's why you don't smoke weed right there. All these people are coming out on Tik TOK here. I'm on a new tangent. All these people are coming out on Tik TOK about their, um, like they, they were stoners for years and then they're coming out with their stories about

how their memory's gone. They have, they can't eat unless they're stoned. It's like all, so there's so much bullshit with these people and quitting weed or whatever. So, um but yeah the memory loss that's that's my boy now I don't want I don't want that um so I was on a tangent and I just got cocky and I said I can remember where I came from oh how are you doing how's life what are you what are you doing this weekend are you turning up are you are you still wearing the mask are you sick of COVID um that's you know i'm gonna go on another tangent get ready i keep putting this bitch in fifth gear i'm like shifting down what are we doing what are we doing what are we doing

the united states of america has been in this bitch for a year and a half now i'm like why are we still wearing the mask why are we still acting like this is going to put us all in a fucking casket it just at this point it's I'm over I just like I don't I I'm gonna stop wearing it I'm guys I said it too I live in California I'm not gonna wear my mask anymore and then I'm gonna tell you guys the stories okay let me ride this tangent for a second and then I'll get back to the theme of the show which is what you guys are here for like I actually picked a theme I just have all these little intro um stories to tell first because it's my show and I talk about whatever I want, okay, so, yeah, so I can, like, tell you guys stories of my interactions with people

when I'm not wearing my mask, like, the positive ones, it's probably gonna be a lot of negative, if I go into a store, what they say, I'm curious, I'm curious, and I'll go, you know what, I'll be a guinea pig, I'll try it out, I'll test the waters, because pretty much everywhere I go in California, people are wearing the mask, and it's kind of, you know what, at first, I'm like, oh, it's a respectful thing to do it's like you know it's like a gesture of respect especially if you're in a grocery store with old people old people right but at this point I'm like just it's not that serious okay what is what did I find out like the flu's killing like the regular flu you know what people are dying of cancer that's all I have to say COVID cancer death rates of that I mean think of all

the bodies every day there's so many people dying of diseases horrible fucking diseases babies are dying anyways so yeah back to the theme of the show that's that's all I have to say about that. I'm thinking that I'm thinking, let me know, send me a DM. Should I stop wearing my mask in California? And so I can tell you guys stories and just like, try it out to be a little rebel here. Cause I don't get it. I, yeah, I just don't understand. I'm like, why are we still doing this? It just seems stupid at this point anyways. Um, and no, I'm not vaccinated. I don't plan on it. I'm starting to see all these sterilization conspiracies coming out or not only that, but there's, um, a lot of people, a lot of women coming out saying they're having issues with

their cycles and they're, um, having like, like, like they're starting it at random times. They're having abnormal bleeding, all this crazy shit. So I'm seeing, I'm seeing that like these mass sterilization conspiracies, like the population control conspiracies, the Bill Gates shit. I'm like, is this real life? Is this happening? Are we going to find out that a bunch of people are are not able to conceive kids what the fuck anyways so the theme of the theme of the show today is called hi it's April 23rd and it's we're approaching the end of April so every month I do a favorites podcast of all my favorite things of the month so I'm gonna do that off the top of my head I'm gonna try to think about my life think about April just like go into my brain and

like remember the shit I was into. So we're going to start off with Heat Waves. I can't even do that. I can't even hum it. That song, Heat Waves. That's my favorite song of the month. I don't even know when it came out, but I've been listening to it. I've been listening to it. Sometimes when I think about you, Where the fuck is on my playlist? Heat waves by glass animals. It's so like the drop part. You know what I mean?

It's like, just does something. If you have good headphones, like if you, if you have some good bass boosting, noise canceling type headphones, it sounds like I just want, I'm I love life.

Like it makes me love life. This song. I think this is going to fuck up my copyright or whatever, but I don't think you can even hear it. Okay. see that that's my favorite song okay coffee I should just knock this out I should knock out food and snacks and like favorites and um of those things but coffee has been strictly iced Americanos all month and that's because I finally got real I finally got real with myself I finally

got real with you guys I actually I confessed this on the podcast that I've been neglecting my um and ignoring my vital signs so i finally switched to no creamer no nothing no like you know what fuck tiktok tiktok has has got me so hooked on these iced coffee recipe videos people are like adding their cool creamers and their syrups and their foam and it's like so aesthetic and cute and fun and i'm like i just want to make coffee like that every morning because life these people that make those videos make life look so fun and so good because they're drinking in these really gourmet fucking iced coffees anyways so I've been doing that kind of thing every morning where I do my espresso shots I do my uh my nut pods toasted marshmallow creamer

then I add in my like you know it's all sugar-free but it's full of fucking chemicals my I think it's called like terrini terrani syrup it's like different flavors and shit so I've been having like an iced almond milk latte vanilla latte every morning okay so the point of me seeing all this the point of me going off is because I finally swallowed the hard pill that when I when I I'm intermittent fasting again there there it is I basically figured out that if I have like coffee with all that shit in it I get I literally have to take a nap at like 11 a.m because I feel like it makes me super jacked up and then I crash. So when I just drink black coffee, when I just drink like black iced Americanos, I'm full sending all morning until noon and then I finally can eat.

And then, okay. Anyways. So pay attention though. Like there's, I just started feeling like I just started saying, oh, well this is my midday nap. Midday naps are normal, but it was to the point where I like couldn't even have breakfast. I had to take a nap first. Okay. Anyways. So there's my coffee my food um my favorite food this month like I I don't know what's happening I should look up what the nutrients in this I think it's just vitamin c right beta carotene I've been addicted to baby carrots and I'm not trying to be like um healthy snacks what what are my favorite healthy snacks no like I like I'm getting a burrito okay I'm getting a burrito do you want to know what's in it. A lot of shit. It's probably going to fatten me up and that's okay. Cause it's

really fucking good. But so I eat, I eat, I eat good, but the baby carrots, but the baby carrots, like I low key, I got chips and guac on the side. I low key. And that's a lot of food. This is a California burrito, a burrito. Understand that it's Friday. I'm having a fucking burrito. I've been eating all day. I've been working. I'm like, I just need this. I'm not doing yoga. I want a fucking burrito. And I'm kind of like anxious. Cause I'm like, when am I going to see my sister? Do I need to eat first? Are we going to go out late? Do I need to have food in my, you know, I'm like trying to prep for the evening. So I'm just like chilling, podcasting, ordering a burrito. Okay. Why did I get on this? Um, but the baby carrots, the baby

carrots, I swear to God, I'm like, I just can't stop eating them. And I, you know what it is? I give them to Jimmy cause it helps them with this teething. Cause they, they're like cold and