The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 233- Sundaycast: Hi

Episode Date: April 26, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Sunday. It's episode 233. Welcome back to the show. hey what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show hi happy sunday i hope you had a great weekend um let's see hit that subscribe button before you do anything else go over to your phone and hit the subscribe button i'm here seven days a week and head over to patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support me and the show and get access to my exclusive content patreon.com slash tjms go check it out okay so it's Sunday I'm basically gonna do an audio vlog like I'm gonna walk you through my day walk you through what happened um it's gonna be like I'm gonna try to have fun with this I'm drinking an energy drink at 4 p.m

uh it's kind of it's the afternoon and I feel like I don't know let me just take a sip to like confirm how good, good. This is what am I saying to confirm how good this is? I'm, I'm, I'm having a Celsius. It's, it's an energy drink and it's a, it's got a, what's in this? It's like called healthy energy. I swear to God, I used to drink these every day. And why, why am I acting like I've never seen this before? I'm drinking the Fuji apple pear flavor. It's really, really good. So yeah, I'm just going to walk you through my day. I've kind of had a typical Sunday. I don't know. I woke up at six and I, oh man, this is going to be boring. How are you guys doing? Is this, let's just, you know what? Let's have fun. Come on, Jacqueline, bring the energy. I gotta,

you know, I'm going to just, should I shock on this? I should just open a new one and shock on it. Okay. Hi guys. I woke up at 6 AM and I slept great. But when I stood up, when I got out of bed and stood up, I, uh, felt, I think I told you guys a couple of days ago that I pulled my hip flexor, my groin really bad, trying to do the splits. And, um, as soon as I stood up, I was like, oh fuck, here we go. So yeah, uh, I woke up in pain a little bit and then I decided, well, I feel like a walk will, like a nice long Sunday walk will help loosen this up. So me and Jimmy walked I drank a bunch of coffee you know Sunday I drink coffee every day but I feel like on Sunday I go you know what I need to start doing I'm a coffee person I think it's obnoxious how much I

talk about coffee I don't know what else to talk about honestly it's just it's a huge part of my day it's a huge part of my day so I end up talking about a lot on the show but something that I something I enjoy doing on the weekends, specifically on a Sunday in the morning is drinking an entire French press. Like I've been on my iced coffee for so long. Cause I have, I have my new espresso machine and I forget that just a black cup of French press coffee is so good. So I think I'm going to, you know what? I'm going to put that on my planner here. Beans. I need, I need some beans. I need some, uh, my favorite, some of my favorite beans are from the grocery store and they're the, I think they're the Pete's coffee major. Yeah. Major

Dickinson blend. I think it's Pete's coffee. So good. If you just want to have like plain black coffee. Um, I actually don't hate Starbucks pike roast or their house blend or whatever, like their typical drip coffee. I don't hate it. I don't love it, but I don't hate it. You know what I mean like it's drinkable to me oh my god I've never told you guys this oh my god I can't believe so this is such a throwback speaking of drinking black coffee and hot coffee I used I used to oh my god I forgot about literally all of college and after college for like two years I went to McDonald's and got a large black coffee from McDonald's every day I remember like going into my internship with a giant McDonald's coffee every day and it was always freezing cold in my

little cubicle place and it would it would be my little space like my coffee was my little heater but yeah I used to have a huge McDonald's coffee addiction and it's you know just straight up black coffee and it's the best I've honestly it's why don't I do that anymore I guess it's like I don't go to McDonald's unless it's for coffee and there's not one there's not really one close to me so anyways um why did I feel like that was an important story to tell I don't know you know what though if you followed me for a while I feel like a lot of people that listen the show have been kind of like Instagram friends with me or whatever and Snapchat friends with me even though that's like, I haven't been, I haven't, I was only on Snapchat in college,

but I feel like if you followed me for a long time, I used to be that person who I would like sit in my car and take a picture of my Starbucks or excuse me, my McDonald's coffee and like show it off every day. Like it was cool. I don't even, I've, I've changed. I've changed. Now I have my, now I have like a super fancy espresso machine. I do iced coffee. I live in the sun now. I'm in Southern California. It's like a whole different, whole different vibe down here. Anyways. Um, Jesus, that's all. It's the only reason I'm saying this is because it's Sunday and I'm like, oh, I want to start making French press coffee for Sunday. What the hell? Um, so yeah, uh, I, I caffeinated, I walked, I stretched, I ended up doing yoga in the morning.

Uh, first thing, which is odd for me. Normally I do it in the afternoon and that's why I'm podcasting right now. Normally I do yoga at like four or five, six o'clock. And anyways, I did that and stretched out and then I ended up forgetting. I was like, wait a minute. Like if you don't start your day with a plan and you just kind of go around, you just like, uh, dick around and like do whatever you want on the hour. It just, you, this is what happened. Okay. I do yoga. I'm like so zenned out. It's like what time it was, it was like 9am at this point. And I was laying on the couch with Jimmy cuddling him because we do this after yoga every day I put him I hold I put on my big hoodie after yoga my giant hoodie and I hold Jimmy so I'm sitting there cuddling with him

and I was like oh fuck oh shit it's I gotta do laundry I have so much laundry to do I can't start start the week off with zero workout outfits available or dirty sheets or towels or anything and so I was like oh fuck so you know I caffeinated I I literally went like I got my steps in I did yoga and then I'm like oh fuck now I have to go to the laundromat and do all of my bedding all of my towels like I've been I've been this is so bad but I've been washing my floors um I call it the boot scoot boot boot scoot boogie I put a towel down and I get like the I put cleaner on the floor and then I put the towel down and I literally just uh I mopped the floor with my feet and the towel and I'm using my nice white towels and so anyways uh I had like

six of those that were completely brown and shitty because I pretty much clean the floor with a new towel every day it's obnoxious because of Jimmy and all the little footprints and all little all the little pieces of dirty tracks in there's got to be something that people do if they have an apartment like what do you do with your dog's paws because no matter how much I wipe them down it's kind of hard to like I guess you just clean you just deal with it anyways um I feel like I bitch about how dirty my floors have gotten ever since having a dog and it's kind of getting old I just need to like grow up and clean them and not make it a big thing make it a big deal but anyways yeah so I like realized as I'm laying there with him that I have to I have to do laundry

and I was like great so I just kind of I was so exhausted from yoga I was like I just want to hang and chill and I just started I put a pot I put a podcast in what was I listening to where's my phone I don't remember what was I listening to I think uh whiskey ginger maybe the latest whiskey ginger episode I think it was I can't remember or like oh no I was listening to the ayahuasca episode the flagrant to ayahuasca episode yeah which is really interesting because I've heard of ayahuasca i've heard i know people that have done it and i like don't know much about it so it was it was it was a cool episode so yeah i just like muscled through my uh i'd like put all my laundry in my car i'd like you know haul like haul haul all of my baskets around and like fill

everything up and organize it and sort it so then i i don't know i'm i have to say this so like i no. So, okay. Let me drink some more of this. I'm not feeling the kick yet. I don't need to say this, but I feel like I have to. I don't know why I've been having these insecure thoughts come in and these like, I feel kind of, I feel like I'm second guessing a lot of my I'm second guessing my personality all the time on the show and I don't know why I do this but I have this this I have these new thoughts come in like oh my god Jacqueline like lately over the last couple months oh my god Jacqueline this whole like podcasting thing is just like a giant red flag and like the fact you do it every day like you must be insane you must be crazy

like what the hell people probably think this is like weird and you're weird and like this is like some um self-obsessed like self-indulgent narcissistic thing or whatever like I have like these thoughts come in and then um the other red flag is like fuck this is I don't know why I'm trying to connect that with like oh the red flag is I go to the laundromat by choice and I don't have to like I can do my laundry here but I prefer to go to the laundromat so, like, why am I like that, why is that one of my quirks, why, why do I, you know what I mean, like, what, what does that mean, what, what does it say about me, but all that personality stuff, it's, like, I used to, back when I started podcasting in September, so, yeah, September

2020 I started podcasting and I was just like I was super like take me or leave me this is who I am love it or hate it like you know I was super uh in the zone with myself and I was just owning who I am for the first time I finally came out with um I like came out of the personality closet I finally showed it off because for the longest time I was just some chick on the internet who like kept her mouth shut I wasn't very I wasn't very vocal I didn't really share my personality I didn't really I was always like I was always shy about being myself a little like you know what I mean I always felt I always felt like I was being too much too loud too brash too uh you know insane because a lot of the times I don't know half the shit I say on here sometimes

I'm like people are probably like she needs her head checked you know like I feel like I say a lot of out there shit and so yeah back in September I just like let it fly and I felt super confident it. And then, yeah, over the last couple of months, I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute, chocolate. I don't know. I guess it's just part of the drill. You're not always going to feel confident. I don't think anyone ever is a hundred. I mean, whatever I need to get, I need to snap out of it. I think it's just a phase. I think I need to like get out of my head. That's what happens to me is I get too, too in my head. And then I'm like, oh shit, I'm in my head, my life. I'm starting to hate myself and so I need to get out of my head so um yeah I'll just cut this shit out I guess

what was I even saying this for oh the fact I had to like haul my shit to the laundromat oh I know let's go back to what me uh I was like listening to a podcast loading up my car and it's funny how like if I see someone else come out of like a nice apartment with a big thing of laundry like a basket or something I'm always like oh that looks kind of poor that looks kind of sad or kind of like oh you're still in college like oh like especially I don't know why it just like does and then they put it in their car and I'm like oh they got they got a bag of quarters they're gonna go go to the laundromat they're gonna like you know it's just like a thing you know it's just like it's kind of like a I just feel kind of sad for them and yet I do it too

But when I walk out of the house and when I walk out of my house with my fucking baskets and shit I'm like, I don't even think about it. I'm like what but You know what? I mean? I'm like if someone saw me right now someone drove by and they're like this chick with the fucking pigtails and um This chick with the fucking pigtails in the laundry basket. I don't know Nobody gives a shit. Nobody's thinking about you only you're thinking about you. That's what it is God, I gotta get out of my head you guys. Can you notice do you notice this lately? I feel like I've been making a lot of comments about how other people what other people think about me and it's like this is not me this is not my brand I don't give a fuck and for whatever

reason I'm like having these intrusive thoughts these obnoxious like self-conscious thoughts and I don't know why so yeah um because I have neighbors that do it and I'm like I just like don't like to see people with their laundry baskets and yet I'm the fucking person doing that so but yeah I had a great I had a great time I took Jimmy with me we walked while I was waiting and I like called my sister and I fucking I don't know he took he literally took I don't know how guys he loses 60 pounds every time he takes a shit like I don't understand where it goes because he doesn't eat like it doesn't seem like he's eating as much as he like for the amount my puppy shits it doesn't make sense for how because I think it just I think the caffeine

just just officially hit he shits more than he eats if that makes sense or it doesn't however however much he shits doesn't match how much he eats so yeah we like walked by the beach I did laundry took him to the park said said hi to some people um that I knew up there um I don't know Sunday what do you do on a Sunday then I came home and I I like parked the car and came in and immediately napped I was like I'm so exhausted because I got up super early and then you know the drill I did all the oh god you guys this is fucking boring I'm like first I walked and drank coffee and my groin hurt and then I did yoga and then I got sleepy and then I remembered I had to go do laundry and then I went

and did laundry and then I went home and then I parked my car and then I took a nap because I was so exhausted for my morning so yeah um napped hard I napped really hard there's something about sun like Sunday naps like my body knows it's Sunday and I I like sleep super hard I I think it was like a two hour nap. It was great. Um, and then I woke up and guess what the fuck I did? Okay. I just did this. So I'm like coming out of, out of this. Um, I can't say it. I can't say it. I can't say it. Am I going to say it?