The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 234- Air Head

Episode Date: April 27, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Monday. It's episode 234. Welcome back to the show. Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. hi happy monday um new week new you bitch it's a new week to reset your goals to accomplish your goals to write down your goals to manifest your goals to meditate about your goals to cross off your goals to fail at your goals because that's a possibility too and that's all part of the human experience, sometimes we don't accomplish our goals of the week. And that's life. All right. I'm here with a plan today. I'm here with a plan for once. I'm trying to take, I'm trying to take accountability for my actions over the last, I think like, honestly,

ever since I hit 200, it's been a train wreck. So without further ado, today's podcast is going to cover the news. That's what I came, that's what I came prepared with today. I'm going to cover today's top stories because I'm curious, number one, and number two, I think it's interesting to read the news and podcasts at the same time because it gives me a lot of interesting shit to talk about. So let's start off with, I'm on USA Today. I never use this website for news. I usually do CNN. Shocking. I know. Shocking. I know. So let's just go off. Do you want to know my life updates first? Maybe I should do that. I'll set the scene a little bit. So currently Jimmy is ripping my sweatshirt off of my body and I'm trying to keep it together. I'm doing

the best I can to ignore him. And so that's happening. I'm drinking. I'm drinking a tall glass of water baby I'm drinking a tall glass of water I need I didn't even say what time it is it's current he's got my wrist now this is fun it's like how it's like can I keep my cool while I'm being attacked that's the that's today's podcast host challenge when you have a puppy he's almost six months old um it's a lot to like have a meeting on zoom to podcast to like work on my laptop and have him in the background trying to like get attention the whole time okay bud yeah okay um so I'm drinking a tall glass of water it's 8 16 p.m um I had a super productive day I feel like it was it was a work day a typical Monday um I did yoga same shit different day

right what what was the big thing I wanted to tell you though oh yeah speaking of Jimmy tonight's walk was the biggest train wreck so far since I've had him it was the most I it was it was actually really good for me and uh my patience he's got my Patagonia god damn it Jimmy this thing is nice you do not need to bust the feathers out of this this is my little puffer Patagonia jacket. Okay. So yeah. He's got, I really want to read the news, but you know, I feel like I should tell the story first. He's drawing blood. My wrist is being bitten right now. What do you guys recommend? Should I stop this and parent him? I swatted him a little bit with my arm. I like stiff armed him and now he jumped down. Okay. Anyways, it was the most

frustrating walk ever I feel like it was really good though for my patience and my I honestly what I do when he's being when he's being obnoxious and when he's not walking like he'll just sit and he won't move and he'll just or he'll lay down in the middle of the street what I do in these moments is I deep breathe I slow down I try to just release my my angst and my anger and my frustration I'm like okay I'm just gonna breathe through this moment he's a puppy he's trying to like he's really taking his time like he really took his time tonight on the walk and it was super annoying because I was like I just want to get my steps in I just want to walk and it's like I'm half the time I'm trying to like get him next to me and I have to drag him

I literally am like it's a lot and I don't know I really here's what here's what I want to say sorry I'll read the news after like just wait 30 more seconds here's what I want to say I feel like I'm at the point with him now where I really have to do the training a hundred percent. Like I can't, I've been, I honestly have been half-assing it. Cause he's really easy. Like he's, you know, I don't know. We're, we're together. We're together every single day, 24 seven. But tonight's walk reminded me that, okay, he doesn't know. Like when he,

when I tell him to come here, he doesn't, he doesn't go, he doesn't understand the word here which is a problem especially on a walk when I have a leash and he's off on his own in his own world and I want him to come heal next to me and he doesn't and I honestly the he he actually knows how to heal which I feel like I don't know I just have to like put in a lot more time with him this week that's gonna be my goal this week teach him like make sure whenever I say here he knows to come here like right now he's not even flinching I want to say I want it to be so ingrained in his brain that if I say it nonchalantly in a sentence on a podcast like he'll perk up and he'll come over that's my goal anyways okay let's read the

top stories by the way I uh I love you thanks for being here like wow thanks for hanging out with me today. Um, I hope your life's going well so far in 2020. We're all just trying to make it, you know what I mean? All right. All right. If you ever need someone to talk to, I'll be here every day for you just tune into my podcast here we go um top stories oscars gets the lowest ratings in the show's history yeah i heard about this everyone was posting it on a instagram today like how how low the ratings are this year for the oscars last night hollywood's biggest night was also its smallest night ever this is cnn the 93rd academy awards tried to cover for a lost year in film with a boatload of intrigue a change in venue that allowed for a maskless audience who

gives a fuck a movie style covid's over shut the fuck up i'm just i'm honestly just i'm maxed out i'm done with it i'm over it i can't even stand the like the talk anything like any news i read or any like talk about it i'm like what are you why are we still talking about it what's happening shut the fuck up it's over a maskless audience like it's such a mind fuck to me that we're all in the same country right now we all live in the well i'm just assuming if you live in the united states like we're all here one nation under we're all one country and then there's like a few states that are wide open and they're just like living life as usual and they're proving that covid is basically bullshit and you know

like they're not having insane surges in covid cases like it's just it's it's fucking there you go and it's just it's so it's such a mind fuck that like we're all living in the same country and then like like a very few select of us are in you know open states i don't know it just, I don't know why it does that to my brain, I'm like, if they, you know, if one goes, we all go, bitch, like, I don't get it, I just, I hate this era, I'm so glad, though, honestly, I'm so glad, I'm grateful for it, I've really grown as a person, and I've become a stronger person through it all, but anyways, just like, I got, sorry, sorry, sorry, let me reel it back, let me reel it back to the news I was about to read, I got triggered that the boatload of intrigue

the 93rd Academy Awards tried to include this year, or excuse me, it included a different venue that allowed for a maskless audience. So I got triggered when I read that. Blah, blah, blah. So let me just read the numbers here. The prestigious awards show, okay. The prestigious awards show drew an average of 9.8 million viewers for ABC on Sunday. that's 58 below the ratings from last year's show the previous lowest rated Oscars which brought in 23.6 million views viewers who gives a fuck honestly I'm like does anyone care about Hollywood and Hollywood does anyone care about Hollywood anymore like that are they are you I don't I don't watch movies like I used to I don't sit in the theaters like I used to to watch movies

and I just I'm not a big movie person anymore and which which makes me sad because I feel like for the longest time I have been and then my whole lifestyle with the consumption of media has changed and my routine of it where for the most part I'm like a fucking zombie listening listening to podcasts in my ear 24-7 and then the the this the rare occasion I feel like setting my phone down for two hours this happens like once once a year I'll watch a movie and I'll actually like sit and watch a movie and it's I know that's sad but I feel like because of TikTok now and because of YouTube videos especially like all the like short YouTube videos I don't sit and watch movies I'm not into them. So anyways, um, should I just move on from this? I feel like that's

the gist of it. Ratings were down or numbers were down. Uh, what was it? 58%. Yeah. Damn. That's a, that's, that's smaller. That's the population of 9.8 million. It's kind of compared to like a city anyways okay let's find another piece of news um like instantly trigger triggered there's a fucking tab that says race in america you know what's wild type black this is fucked up i hate i hate this i hate this country i hate this time i'm sorry i'm being frustrated right now so go on Instagram and like take a picture on your story just just wait okay take a picture I'm doing it right now to like walk myself through it take a picture on your story and then do the stickers and search for black just write black and then look at the images

that are available for you you have black lives matter a lot of that stuff you have black people like cartoons and uh like just a bunch of black people honestly that's my point here so you see like a bunch of um people dancing and just like heads like people uh black people heads that you can like include on your story like little I don't know like what are they called I'm trying to look for the word cartoons there's oh AOC's on here um is she black no she's not well she's on there because she she's big on black lives matter okay yeah that makes sense okay my point is so you have all this like black people stuff on your black search and then you type in white type in white and it's a white square it's a like two bunnies like actual

like the things that are white objects that are white you don't need like just random objects that you can use on your like use as little stickers like oh yeah so in little hearts and little shit like isn't that does that I don't know because whites get everything in this world so I give black people more things like stickers on Instagram don't give what don't make white people stickers because all the if you you know like if I type in woman do I get oh oh my god it's literally all people of color stickers type in woman what if I type in man only people so yeah if you type in woman on the stickers it's a bunch of people of color let me type in man you guys you're getting an interesting perspective maybe I don't know from

a white girl and how she thinks about this stuff um man doesn't have those stickers but I'm just trying to see if you type in man like is mostly white guys is mostly black guys no this is like a perfect this is a perfect mix got a little bit of everything I don't know I'm just like annoyed I'm just like god because the reason again I'm this is why I go on these news websites and I and I podcast is I have it gives me shit to talk about so like I instantly read the tab on USA Today that says race in America and I I'm like stop talking about it it's it's fucking if you don't I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm not sorry this is my raw thoughts these are my raw thoughts if you don't see how like if if you can't see how fabricated it all is

please enlighten me please let me know why you think it's legit because i don't see that at all like i just feel like all of this shit is fabricated to keep us dumbed down and against each other it's it's all about you know divide and conquer i feel like i'm screaming it's it's the whole divide and conquer thing and i just i just see it like it's this you know what I mean and I because think about this and I just cut myself off we're gonna do the seventh inning stretch that was a lot I went on for a couple more a couple more minutes and the level of uh I won't say anger the level of rage I just got myself to over this topic was uh completely uncalled for and

obnoxious and I couldn't I can't post it I I went I went fucking postal about that and but anyways I do want to know like explain to me why you think the the racist why you think the racism issue is organic and it's real and it exists and you've maybe you have a personal story where you've witnessed it and you see you see it every single day of the week like because like give me a story that matches what the media is telling me like make it make sense to me because I think it's all bullshit I think it's all fabricated I said it. Okay. You know what? Yeah. It's not organically just like happening like it is. It's these stories are cherry picked and they're, they're spun

and they're fucking, this is like, is this not obvious? Is this just not obvious at this point? Figure out what the people will get upset about and what will make them pissed off and angry at each other especially and keep talking about it on a loop and keep them keep them hooked on it it's like a drug racism and racism in america like that's why i feel like again black lives matter happened i feel like the asian hate things all bull it's all bullshit that's a general statement i mean there is there are obvious obviously there are examples of