The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 235- Wormnado

Episode Date: April 28, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Tuesday. It's episode 235. Welcome back to the show. Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. hi happy Tuesday uh hit that subscribe button I'm here seven days a week and head over to patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show support me and my love of podcasting and get access to my exclusive content that doesn't go anywhere else patreon.com slash tjms go check it out. Okay, without further ado, today's episode, let's get into it. I'm prepared. I'm excited because I have notes. I have segment ideas. So it's going to go, we're going to start with a daily update of what happened today, followed by a strange news segment. We're going

to learn about weird stuff happening in the world right now that you might not, that you might not have heard of. And then we're going to finish it off with, um, this is going to be corny. This is going to be kind of like who gives a fuck, but we're going to go over like things I learned in my twenties and, and like advice for your twenties. I don't know. We're going to, I don't know. I'm just, I'm trying to like be, um, I'm trying to be a better person. Okay. I'm, I feel like I want to refresh and I want to like refocus myself and like think about these, the things I've learned and I want to share it with you. Okay. Whatever. So it's probably going to sound obvious, but I think it's good to like, like go over it and then it'll be at

the top of your brain again, if that makes sense instead of like, anyways. Okay. So starting off with today Tuesday April 27th 2021 holy shit it's almost May I woke up and do you do you relate to this like you know the days you wake up and you're kind of like wait what the hell I'm like I'm well rested holy shit I'm like I'm awake I don't need that much coffee I'm like I'm good like but honestly, most days I wake up, I'm like, it's a struggle. It's a struggle. I'm like, I don't know my sleep. I say I get good sleep, but I think I say that because I get enough hours, but the quality of my sleep I'm after this morning, I'm like, wait a minute. That was good sleep quality last night. Normally I'm like groggy. I feel like shit. I'm like, I need a lot of coffee. It takes

me a while to wake up. No, this morning I was like clear minded alert. You know, those days you wake up here just like I'm good yeah today was one of those days so that happened I made a little coffee not as much as I normally do and then I took I took Jimmy on a long walk um one of my favorite things ever is because it's kind of cold in the morning right but the sun's coming up here I live in San Diego if you don't know where I live and anyways my favorite thing ever ever is when we turn a corner on my street and then the sun is like and it blasts my skin like that first hit of sun feels so amazing and I don't know I just stand there I'm like still kind of waking up I got my coffee Jimmy's kind of being slow and I love that's one of my favorite favorite things

about the day that initial hit of sun and the warmth it's like a hug it's like a hug okay so next is this boring um this is gonna be quick I'm gonna just go over my day quickly and then we'll get into the weird news. So yeah, it was Tuesday. I worked at a meeting. I had an appointment to go to. I called my mom. Yeah, you guys, I don't know if I've said this. Yeah, I'm going home at the end of May. Why does that matter to tell you? I don't know. Yeah, I'm going to fly home MC family. So, woo. Um, I meal prepped, I made another batch. Well, okay. I gotta be, I haven't sometimes, okay. I gotta be super just like, okay. I haven't been straight up about what my, uh, okay. Why am I embarrassed to say this? So literally

Saturday Sunday Monday all I consumed food wise so I drum roll like get ready oh my god like I literally ordered the same burrito from the same taco shop three days in a row and that was like the only and it came with like a side of chips and guac and I literally just had that for the last three days except for today I was like I gotta get my shit together I gotta take some meat out of the freezer I gotta I gotta cook up my vegetables I got a meal prep and that is not that is not like I'm usually prepared I'm usually stocked I love grocery shopping I love cooking for myself I love meal prepping that was a very odd three days um but anyway so that happened

if you're curious I get a surf and turf burrito from lucha libre that's the place I get it from it's really good it does the job it's I don't know it filled me up I literally just had coffee and burritos for three fucking days so today I meal prepped and I got my shit together and I took like a little break and made chicken thighs and brown rice and broccoli bro meals as always. I don't know. I like simple food though. Like I don't need a lot of excitement with my food. Like I just eat the same shit on rotation every single day. And for the most part, like 90% of the time I'm eating the same things every day. And yeah, I bake chicken thighs and I'm obsessed with, I don't know what it is. Like I go,

I get in phase, I go in phases of, uh, different proteins. I think I told you guys. Oh my God. the last wait what's so wait last week was was last week my tuna week tuna week no okay last week so okay for the last two weeks excuse me this is so embarrassing I didn't prep any meat this is a very meat if you're vegan like whatever I used to be vegan I know this might be triggering and annoying and you're like Jacqueline like you eat too much meat whatever look I feel the best when I eat meat okay I feel great I feel satiated I feel healthy I feel vital I feel good meat and vegetables bitch that's what I do okay that's when I'm at my best when I'm the most clear mentally and I feel healthiest so I understand this is probably

triggering because I'm literally about to tell you for the last two weeks I literally did a week of canned chicken from Costco oh and vegetables like just literal like canned chicken it's so processed but it's so fucking good I don't know why I like it so much but I like got the chicken at Costco and ate that for a week and then I ate tuna for the next week yeah okay I don't know like no variety I think I had like I don't know if I had some other did I have eggs maybe yeah whatever so that so that's tragic and I finally cooked I finally made chicken thighs and broccoli and rice okay so that happened today um then I uh oh another exciting thing I did I was looking in my closet and I was like what's happening where are my clothes I'm like what the

hell like I feel like I'm missing half of my clothes which I like forgot that I put them in a suitcase I put all of my summer dresses and all my summer cute clothes in a suitcase because for the longest time I was like I was just rolling out of bed putting on yoga pants and yoga bras and just like working from home and hoodies and sweats and so I had all my sweat outfits hung up in my closet for the longest time and I finally like woke up today I was like oh my god oh my god I gotta I gotta step out it's the spring it's we're going into summer I gotta step out I gotta to step it up I got to put my dresses on I got to put my shorts and my skirts and my all that shit on again so I took I took some time today and went through that um big suitcase full of my

like summer clothes and I got really excited and then it hit me I'm like I'm a fucking millennial girls don't dress like this anymore these dresses are like for older girls like like Jen's ears would see my outfits and be like oh my god like she's so like boring and basic and like because I have a lot of rompers and like just typical like summer dresses you know but I feel like now you have to wear like a weird like stringy tops like wrap around and like I don't even know what people wear anymore it's like I don't know what I don't like trendy shit I like cute classy florals stripes polka dots like I just I like to look fresh and like I don't need a lot of I don't know like some of the outfits now are so wacky I'm like

I just don't understand how to dress myself that way so whatever so took a moment did a little spring closet refresh um I did yoga I got Jimmy okay one thing I'm super excited to get I think coming Thursday is a new harness for Jimmy because I know I told you guys I'm like I think those huge like they look like a life jacket like these harnesses people put on their dogs look they're just like too bulky looking to me and I just don't like I literally don't want Jimmy to Jimmy to wear one because I think they look stupid like I I was like I refuse to do the harness thing I got him one when he was really little and he hated it so I did the collar instead right and he's only had a collar, and anyways, I finally got him a minimal harness that has a strap across

his chest, and it's, like, thin, it's not, like, a big bulky thing, so I'm really excited about that, because I think, what did I say yesterday, was it, yeah, Monday's walk was the worst, most stressful, like, annoying, like, excuse me, I need to take a breather, where's my water, I don't have water um this is the most energized I've ever been this late at night like what the hell I'm like okay let me get some water hold on no but Monday's walk was like he was in his own world he wouldn't obey he was pulling on the leash he was like being so disobedient and like the pulling is so bad with him and it's he doesn't just like walk by my side he wants to like burst out in front of me 10 feet every time so anyways I got him a harness and um that's gonna

help a lot and it'll help him it'll keep him from pulling and I finally I saw a dog with uh I saw a golden retriever with one uh like the one I got that's thinner and smaller and I was like okay those exist I'm gonna get one anyways um okay water hold on do you know what I mean though you know those harnesses that dogs wear now I just I didn't grow up with like have those always been a thing is it more comfortable for them probably it probably is it's not like you're yanking their neck I don't know I grew up with shock collars chains our dogs were choke chain dogs shock collars electric fences is this all like abuse now dog abuse america's gotten too soft okay jimmy i know yeah you just laid by me you're sleepy

we walked tonight it wasn't that bad but um i don't know i'm excited about the harness okay um and then what happened so yoga uh yoga walk dinner chilled I I uh I'm gonna watch the Real Housewives later it's kind of my new well I it's not a new obsession but I feel like I don't know I'm gonna watch the Real Housewives okay let's get into the strange news segment enough about my day um like Jacqueline told everyone she slept great and got her dog a harness and made chicken thighs. Okay, cool. So strange news. Let's, let's do it. I'm on livescience.com. Should we do? Yeah, I don't want to do like current events and news news. I want to do weird news. Like scientists created the whitest paint ever. What? And they think it can

help a warming planet what how can you create a whiter white the white color reflects so much light that it cools surfaces interesting engineers have created the whitest paint ever and they think it can help fight a warming planet this whitest paint surpasses the ultra white paint that the same group of engineers at Purdue University revealed in October 2020 and it ran cool buildings fuck and it ran and it can cool buildings just as an air conditioner could oh my god if the paint were to cover a roof of 1,000 square feet an area it would have a cooling power of about 10 kilowatts that's more powerful than the central air conditioners used by most houses whoa the paint's cooling power comes from its impressive

ability to reflect sunlight and thus infrared heat commercially available paints that are specifically designed to quote-unquote cool oh air quotes why did i have to say that say that that there were quotes here designed to cool i don't do this i don't know i'm like you know when the teacher asked you to read in class I'm struggling right now and I feel embarrassed commercially available paints that are specifically designed to cool reflect about 80 to 90 percent of sunlight but they can't cool surfaces to temperatures that are lower than their surroundings according to the statement so this paint reflects to contrast that this paint reflects 98.1 percent of sign light sign light jacqueline just you know what this isn't

your uh jacqueline um okay let's just do another one jesus um an absolute plague of mice is ravish or is ravaging jesus ravaging eastern australia i don't care meat wait