The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 25- Go Seahawks

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

Lol in this episode I share the latest news, talk about how sexy volunteering is and rant about society. I hope you're Monday is amazing. I love you!! Patreon.com/TJMS https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic

Episode 25. Happy Monday, everyone. Welcome back to the podcast. Hello, it's Jacqueline. Hi, how are you doing? welcome to your Monday motivation podcast if you're on the treadmill right now you're not allowed to stop until this podcast is over so there's your little Monday motivation uh dude I was thinking about this like doing a solo podcast feels like I'm just leaving a really long voicemail like after I'm done with this I feel like I just left someone an hour and a half long fucking voicemail and then I'm like do you guys feel like I don't know I have like a 90%

um male listening audience or whatever it's called I don't know what the technical terms are um my demographic or whatever is like 90% male so is this like ear sex like I don't understand how this is being received is this like your daily dose of like ear sex with Jacqueline I don't know I'm just trying to be like I'm trying to you know sex sells if I talk about if I say sex enough this podcast I don't know keep you guys fucking you'll be like paying attention the whole time so every now and then I might just have a little like I'll talk about sex every like two minutes I'll try to like push myself to do that today because I'm really feeling like sleepy and just kind of like I don't know it's kind of making me feel cute I feel like a little five

year old girl this morning like I'm just like I rolled out of bed and I'm like I'm cute and I'm like tired and sleepy so I'm gonna do whatever I can to keep you guys like here because I have some I got the good news of the world to share with you today I uh figured you know what yeah I'm gonna give you my 24-hour update yeah I'm gonna do the coffee fact and talk shit about something but um I feel like the Monday podcast should be like going over the good news of the world like what's going on recently you know what I mean so I've got that to share um yeah so let's get into it uh anyways I feel like I do need to talk about Monday motivation I keep saying like your motivation is the fact I do a podcast seven days a week, but I'm serious about that. Your

Monday, your Monday motivation is this. I am a former in my head, self-conscious, insecure, depressed female, millennial female who turned daily podcaster and she's just celebrating her life now. Every day I feel like I'm just celebrating my life. I'm talking about my life and it's all positive. It's all healthy. It's all good. And I'm a changed person because of it. So I don't know. There's your Monday motivation. Uh, you know, follow your dreams, do whatever, um, your little heart desires, because I committed to this podcasting thing seven days a week and I'm doing it. We're on episode 25. Really feel like I'm, this is like, this is it, man. I'm not, I'm not looking back. And I, I'm sure some of you listening, watch my Instagram story last night.

I really need to work on my sleep schedule right now I was up so late and I was up at like 12 30 telling everyone on Instagram that it's stupid how excited I am to wake up to podcast tomorrow which is right now I'm doing it right now but I don't know and I asked you guys in a little poll I was like is this like an addiction like do I need to go to fucking like podcasters anonymous is that a thing you know what I mean like is this an addiction because that runs in my family or is it like a passion you know what I mean I don't really know how to feel about it because my brain is just only thinking about podcasting now like that's all I think about all day long and how excited I am to do the next one so anyways money motivation celebrating my life I'm having a great

ass time every single day telling my life story and it's uh it's the most therapeutic beautiful thing I've ever done really it's good to reminisce about your life and talk about the things in your past like do that a lot and it's good to talk about your insecurities and share it with the world and I don't know there's some it's just amazing so I'm gonna drink some coffee let's toast to that cheers to that Jesus Christ a video podcaster saw me dump pot uh iced coffee all over my sweatshirt and now I'm taking a picture of that to share with Instagram because this is I'm a klutz I am so bad at spilling every day and it's all over my chin there we go I just took the selfie anyways wow um I get too excited when I drink my coffee you know what I realized you

know what my issue is when I sip my coffee is I go for the bite of ice at the same time I don't just sip it you know what I mean and I just did that and that's why I just spilled there's like it looks like splatter paint everywhere all right so Monday motivation over um let's do the coffee facts and i want to tell you guys the good news i did a little research for you i feel like a really good uh and i feel like a little reporter um this morning before i started um recording today what am i talking about let's cut to the fucking chase jacqueline we got a coffee back we have a coffee back we have a coffee fact about a cat today so this is your fact this is a coffee fact are we liking the coffee fact i don't know i love coffee i love talking about it here we go

guinness world the guinness world record holder for the oldest cat ever a 38 year old cat named cream puff drink coffee every morning her whole life so there's your coffee fact 38 year old cat drink coffee every morning that's cool um i wonder about like what that would do to a cat or like i don't understand they probably just like let it lick a couple licks in their coffee and i don't know. I don't feel like I drank a whole cup. There's a cute picture of it. Okay. So there's your coffee fact. Next we're going to the news. All right. We got some, we got some big news in the world happening right now. Our big news to share. I have some big news to share. Let's form sentences. Jackal, let's get your shit together. I probably need water. So let's do that. I drink,

I take so many sips on this podcast. It's like every Tuesday, it's like my transition. I'm like, let me take a sip of something collect my thoughts um okay so here you go if you don't know what's going on in the world I'm gonna run this I'm gonna do a I'm gonna list it off here and then I'm probably gonna have some fucking commentary about it um but I'll be kind of quick because I want to tell you my 24-hour update all the football news and all that good Sunday shit so apparently Tesla wants to come out with a car that's a $25,000 car within the next three years so that's cool tesla just announced that uh something that kind of goes along with that is california announced that they're banning the sale of gas-powered cars by 2035

so that's interesting they're obviously not gonna like you're not gonna be fined if you drive a gas-powered car but they're not gonna produce them so by 2035 so that's gonna force companies out there to make electric cars and you know i'm seeing a lot of people bitching about these lithium mines that are really bad for the environment but i'm like i don't know like i don't understand how the lithium batteries work electric cars versus gas but I'm assuming that the gas emissions overall are worse than these lithium mines and the battery production thing so I don't know so California is trying to ban gas powered cars so you know what this is like me thinking about my the cycle of my life and like what I anticipated happening over time and eventually

probably you know like when i was younger i thought yeah yeah like we'll probably have gas excuse me electric cars like that'll be like their gas cars are going to go away eventually so i think that's starting to happen uh and next in uh football news how do i do transitions as a news reporter i don't know in football news the pac-12 uh announces the president's announced that football games are going to start november so i don't understand like how will that work like how will the season play out if they start games in November? Will it just extend longer into like spring? You know what I mean? Like how will the timeline play out? I didn't do any research about that. I just saw that

Pac-12 is going to start playing in November. So that's sick. Okay. Funny, uh, thing I read here, police in Vietnam raided a woman's home and she had, uh, she was selling 300,000 used condoms. And I don't, I don't understand this at all. I, my brain can't wrap my head around like the fact that, first of all, they counted and there's 300,000. So that's interesting. But I'm also like, you know what? I kind of support her. Like when I was reading this, I'm like, look, I'm on board with any efforts towards population control. And I kind of get where her head's at. You know, she's trying to make some money. You know, it's a tough world out there. And she's also doing something that's like, you know, it's for a good cause. Like I said, I'm supportive of any efforts

towards population control, and that's cool, so good for her, I heard she made, like, millions off that shit, which, again, I'm confused, how the, like, what was her process, how did she find these condoms, like, what the, how did she come up with 300,000, is this, like, a mail-in thing, like, she, she had, like, an email list or something, like, she reached out to a bunch of people and said, like, set, like, send me your condoms after you're finished with them, and, like I don't understand I need to I need to do more research on that but anyways uh shout out to her you know what I mean like that's a I don't know I'm inspired um Amazon just said or they made a $250 security drone to fly around your house so like instead of like your ADT or your at-home

security system will be in the air as well as around the house like the cameras so that's kind of neat then I'm like it's just gonna hover like you're gonna have this fucking little drone buzzing around up up high and I don't know like it just seems like it doesn't it's unnecessary you know what I mean it doesn't seem like it just have like normal cameras around the rooms in your house and like out like you don't need that extra footage from the aerial view so that's kind of stupid but you know it's like a new gadget they're proud of it whatever Pacquiao confirmed he's gonna fight McGregor next year, so, ooh, I'm excited, yay, ooh, I love fighting, I love all that shit, it's, you know, popping off right now all over the UFC Instagram page, lightly following the

fights going on right now, so, yay, Pacquiao and McGregor next year, dude, last fucking piece of news here before I transition into the 24-hour update of my life, Kraft is selling pumpkin, spice mac and cheese and I want to like I just want to applaud them because I can't believe I just I can't believe this news it's taken them this long to produce pumpkin spice mac and cheese like they are so behind they did not capitalize on the pumpkin spice industry or like people's love of it like they could have done this like decades ago so this is cool I'm intrigued honestly I'm very intrigued um I've mentioned I mentioned in the past maybe I don't know like episode five dude that was like years ago I'm literally on episode 25 25 podcasts in 25 days I think this

is an addiction I think I figured it out I feel like you know what this is an addiction at this point anyways I mentioned in a few podcasts ago that I made I made pumpkin mac and cheese for Thanksgiving once because I was like my family doesn't have mac and cheese at Thanksgiving and I want to make it this year and so I did pumpkin and it was it did not taste good so yeah that's cool Kraft mac and cheese selling pumpkin spice mac and cheese I want now I want mac and cheese oh my gosh I know I'm on my period I'm craving like so much bad food and I can't wait to get my fucking burrito tomorrow it's for burrito Tuesday I decided every Tuesday I'm eating a burrito from here on out like that is the day I'm having my fucking burrito I I know I talked like

I know my personal brand is a lot of like a lot of iced coffee you know what I mean but I feel like if I had a food that I want to be known for I think it's going to be burritos and I'm going to I'm going to snub that or I'm going to take that from um fucking Eli Eli Manning no fucking Elijah Woods what's her fucking name Billie Eilish excuse me I'm rude Billie Eilish I remember watching like a some YouTube like complex documentary thing on her or something they were following her around in her bus and she had like frozen burritos in her freezer and she's like I just love burritos and I'm like look so do I and I think I can do uh I'm gonna that's gonna be part of my brand because you know I was thinking like I don't know I just like I like when I like making things a

thing or I like when people make things a thing for themselves and I think my thing is gonna be burritos man so anyways I forgot where I was at I already lost my train of thought craft mac and cheese oh I said I was craving bad food whatever um shout out to my mom earlier this year in quarantine when I was like struggling you know what I mean it was like the beginning she felt really bad for me I was all alone and everything she sent me Annie's mac and cheese and that was the last time I had it and it was so good and now I want it so maybe I'll try out that craft that doesn't the craft pumpkin spice mac and cheese honestly doesn't scare me people are like dramatic about and that sounds so gross but I bet it's good I really do um anyways so let's

talk about my 24-hour update yesterday was Sunday transition time because I gotta drink water let's switch gears all right moving on oh that crystal geyser fucking spring water just it hits it really does and I'm not proud of my plastic bottle consumption of it but um you know what I don't know what to fucking do you know what I mean I don't know what to do I've like you can't win honestly like I can't drink tap water I will I refuse I sometimes when I run out of my water I have to but I don't know like what are your I was you know what's your favorite water filter shoot me a dm let's do the uh interactive shit let's get this over with right now because I also have some other things to mention shoot

me a dm what your favorite like water pitcher filter thing is I don't fuck with Brita I've tried that in the past uh the zero water pitcher I got it from Amazon and I had to return it because the water tasted it was like a used filter they like they they um re-gifted they resold a used one to me and I could tell anyways what's your favorite water filter interact with me right now shoot me a dm um there's so many types and don't hit me with that kangen water filter I'm not going to install a kangen water filter no thank you anyways um or your favorite water like type of water in a bottle. I know that's bad, but like, just let me know. Um, anyway, so here's the other interactive shit I'll get off. I'll just shoot off right now. Uh, you can go over, you can go

over and support the show at patreon.com slash TJMS. I currently have one patron and, uh, we had a great phone call last night. That's part of my 24 hour update. Shout out to you. Uh, you can go over to my YouTube channel and subscribe, just search Jacqueline Monroe, and then my YouTube channel will pop up and the video podcast is dropping this Thursday October 1st so do go on a little interactive mission if you're listening your phone's off in the corner go grab that phone go search Jacqueline on YouTube and subscribe that I really appreciate it just so like you know you can see my video podcast also subscribe I don't know if you've pushed the subscribe button on the podcast because some people just like I don't know like they just they don't actually subscribe to

so go ahead and do that leave a review I just got my first review like written review yesterday so that was cool so there interact with me send me a dm on the water filter patreon.com slash tjms youtube channel uh subscribe and leave a review boom I did it okay moving on moving along 24 hour update I hate doing like that promo shit but whatever I'm just trying to be like efficient it and knock it all out another thing segue before I do my update I thought about doing a Facebook live for like all the people that follow me on Facebook are from my hometown so I was thinking like I'll just do a Facebook live stream for all the people from my hometown each time I do the video podcast I'll also live stream it so yeah follow me if you're a friend on Facebook I need

to stop doing it it's like I'm not I'm not a Gen Z like TikToker you know what I mean I need to stop so anyways I just had that thought I did it again it's like I can't it's like a natural react how do I stop doing that it's like the noise the noises I make are unhelpful for your listening time okay so 24-hour update okay yesterday was Sunday had a great Sunday had a great Sunday afternoon watching football I podcasted I watched football I worked out I had a phone call with a patreon um I came up with a merch idea so this is like dude think about in the next 10 years like this is not happening anytime soon but I thought about like I've made a lot of jokes about thumb braces like for because all of us are like our thumbs are just over used and I've written a

little you know I've tweeted a lot about my thumb and I said I have the lifetime thumb use of a 20 no I said I'm 25 when I wrote this I was like I'm 25 with a lifetime thumb use of 103 year old like I've done so much scrolling and tapping with my thumbs it's like it's gonna get to the point where we're all gonna need a thumb brace so and I also I've made a lot of like quirky jokes like I said my thumb's gonna have a bigger bicep than my arm by 2030 and like that's a post on Instagram I made. Anyways, I have a lot of like thumb related content out there right now. And I'm thinking like, I should make a TJMS thumb brace, like an official thumb brace as merch. Cause that's not happening. I don't want to sell a sweatshirt. I don't want to sell sweatpants.

That's been done. I want to be different and I want to sell thumb braces. And I think that's going to start popping off probably in the next 10 years when people are really struggling. um maybe some blue light blocker glasses too just stuff to like help prevent pain from social media addiction so anyways I came up with that idea yesterday I also looked at doll bed like Barbie doll beds on Amazon because I thought of getting a bed for my phone as a joke like it might be in this it might be in the um in the view of like the podcast on the video podcast where I'll just like have it tucked in because I don't know I thought like that would be like a symbolic way to like get off my phone and tuck it away let it take a nap anyways so there's a cheap Barbie beds out

there Barbie beds are like ten dollars I was like I expected them to be like I don't know like seventy dollars for a nice one and they're cheap um okay so what else happened yesterday watch the Seahawks go Seahawks only team I really fucking care about I went to nfl.com to read the like I was like gonna see if I could sound smart for you guys and like know facts about the games I just know they won so I watched it it was a great ending it was tight you know what I mean they played the Cowboys fuck the Cowboys not never I've never liked the Cowboys if you like the Cowboys I'm sorry actually I'm not I just have I'm passionately um against that team so here's how the first quarter went this is I'm gonna read how the entire game went according

to nfl.com first quarter punt field goal touchdown safety punt touchdown fumble punt second quarter punt punt touchdown punt punt touchdown touchdown punt interception touchdown end of half third quarter fumble touchdown punt punt touchdown punt touchdown fourth quarter punt field goal touchdown interception end of fourth quarter Seahawks won 38 31 boom there you go there's your fucking NFL update I watched that was great game I found myself and I've been finding myself doing this a lot I think it's because I talk to myself seven days a week now but when they score or when like anything happens I'm like attentive as fuck like I was screaming when they scored that touchdown Russell did that pass at the very end like I was like yeah like whoa like ran around my

fucking apartment alone and I'm just like this is what life's all about like I don't know I'm starting to notice myself be more present and like actually enthusiastic when I watch it. I'm actually laughing out loud. I'm talking to the TV. I'm screaming at the TV. I'm like, it's cool. It feels good. I don't know how to explain it. Like, I feel like I'm fully expressed. I'm fully expressed. You know what I mean? It's just, it's a good feeling. So yeah, I watched football. I also watched the, uh, the, uh, Saints Packers that game also at the gym last night. Dude, I can't shut up about hot boys at the gym but they're they're around they're around they're coming in every day it's someone new that's what's kind of exciting you just never really know you know what

you're gonna get the gym each night because i do like evening lifts and uh yeah i watched yeah was it the packer the packers game it was great go pack go pack go um i don't care about any other teams here we got new england beating the raiders cool all right you guys already know what happened. Do you guys like, I don't know. Like I said, I have 90%. It's like, no, it's like 86% males. I don't know if I should disclose my numbers, but I can see him now. So I might as well talk about it. Trying to like, I'm just trying to like, I'm trying to give the people, like I'm trying to get in like talking points that cater to my audience. So football it is. Let's see what happen here. Yeah. Most of the teams I'm looking at here, I don't care about. I love New England.

You know, I'm a big, I'm a big Patriots fan. I know that's controversial, but yeah, I've always been. Anyways, that's your football for today. Green Bay 37, Saints 30. Great game. Watch that at the gym. Went to the gym. This is part of my 24 hour update. Dude, happy Monday. How's your Monday going? Let me check in with you right now. Like, how's it going? Monday motivation. If you're at the gym if you're still working out right now keep going this podcast will be over soon enough don't worry um I hope you're healthy I hope you're happy I hope this is I don't know I hope this show's helping you get through your day if you're just like bored as fuck at home I don't know what you're doing right now anyways um so yeah I went to the gym back to my update um oh I know I have

story to tell let me drink more coffee so good dude I'm I'm on one today I'm on one and I'm feeling good pulling out my belly button ring again every fucking podcast I'm like twirling my I'm like taking it off and then I'm like oh shit I don't want to take it out and then I like put it back I didn't even tell you my outfit today or anything okay so story time at the gym a long time ago I don't even know like why or what inspired me to do this but I made a conscious decision to be like nice to everyone like I don't know how to explain this but like I walk in a room and I'm just like I'm nice to people I don't know how to explain it like I find that other like a lot of times especially in this you know social media addicted culture

where people are just staring at their phones all day, people aren't very, like, friendly, and, like, you don't really greet people that you walk by, you know what I mean, you don't, like, make eye contact, or make a point to say hello, so anyways, a long time ago, I, like, recognized that, I'm, like, I don't want to be that person, I'm gonna, like, make a, put, make, make it a point to be nice to people, and just, like, friendly, and shit, so anyways, yesterday at the gym, I was, I finished out my deadlifting, and, dude, proud of myself, I start, I'm getting so much stronger, and it feels really good. And, um, this guy came over to me, him and his girlfriend were working out and I had a little, it's my new barbell pad thing for my hip thrust. And I had like my bag there,

my water bottle and everything. And then I had the pad and, um, I had my headphones and I couldn't really hear him. I'm like, you know what I mean? And I was putting my weights back after deadlifting and he's like, he's like, I thought he was asking if he could use the, this is the hack bar. What the fuck is it called it's like the I deadlift with the square I never know what workout technical terms are I don't use like a normal long bar I use like the I should know what this is called someone out there DM me with an answer I know what it's called it's like hack it's not hack bar why am I thinking that anyways it's like the square when you stand inside of because I don't like getting fucking bruises on my thighs all the time and it's I don't know I like that thing so

I thought he was asking if he if he could use that so I was like yeah go ahead and he's like no I like the pad are you done using that and he didn't realize it was mine he thought it was the gyms and I was like he's like oh no it's okay if it's yours like it's fine you know because people are weird right now with like touching things and because of coronavirus or whatever the fuck and I was like I was so I was just so I was proud of myself because I think sometimes it's easy to just like act like you're confused and like oh no like that's mine and then just not even offered it let them use it but I was like oh no go ahead like I was like it's fine it's fine I'm I'm not done working out yet just you know it's fine like whatever and he gave it to his girlfriend it was

just a nice interaction I felt like you know what it feels good to be nice to people and just like go out of your way to be like generous and I don't know I'm not trying to be like Jacqueline's tooting her own horn she's so full of herself she just loves like showing off how cool she is but I don't know I noticed that sometimes especially at the gym like people can kind of be shut down and kind of like rude. And I don't ever want to be like that. So anyways, that girl was so nice afterwards. Um, she was done using it. She was like showing me, um, she's like wiping it off and she's like smiling at me and we're laughing. Cause she like got it really clean for me. She like sprayed the shit out of it. So I don't know. It just felt good. Just be nice to people and

treat everyone. Like, I don't know. Just, it felt good. So there's my little story. So anyways, it worked out, came home and my sad ass fucking tuna dinner again. I'm really just I need to stop eating tuna I really do I need to stop it's efficient it's easy I don't like spending a lot of time cooking it's just like it's just a lot right now I'm like I want to open a can of tuna get in my fucking protein pass out and go to bed after my workout of course and anyway so I had that again and I'm due for new groceries so today I'm gonna get I think I'm gonna go like chicken this week maybe chicken or like ground turkey or something change up the protein. Um, so y'all be grocery shopping today. I think I'm going to go up to La Jolla and shop

up there. I'm just closing my location. Is that safe? I don't know. So anyways, I made dinner and then I got a DM from my patron because part of his, um, subscription each month includes weekly phone calls with Jacqueline. So not to make you guys jealous, but I'm going to, I get, he got to call me last night and, you know, I, I figured, you know, we'll, we'll, we'll cap it at 20 minutes and guess what? Guess who you're talking to? Patron. You're talking to Jacqueline and guess what she struggles with? Ending her podcast, ending phone calls at an appropriate time. So guess what? We talked for like an hour. It was a great phone call. It's a little meet and greet, you know? Um, he's, he's, uh, working on some cool stuff right now, trying to become a

firefighter and um just we talked about so much cool shit like about this year how it's been for him and what he does every day and yeah it was a great phone call so shout out to you i'll be shouting you out officially at the end because you also get a shout out at the end of the podcast for your patron so again patreon.com slash tjms if you want to talk to me every week on the phone also i need to push you guys i keep teasing or i teased at one time i have this new fucking very sexual beauty secret thing I've been doing lately. And I disclosed yesterday that after I get 10 patrons, I'll reveal my big beauty secret and slightly embarrassing to talk. Well, I'm slightly embarrassed to talk about it now. So it's going to take 10 patrons until I reveal this

groundbreaking beauty secret, sexual beauty secret. Hey, I'm saying sex. There we go. I'm keeping you guys on. I'm stringing you along. I'm keeping you engaged. This is good. I said I'd mentioned it, like, every two minutes, and I failed, so there, there I'm talking about sexual things, dude, sex sells, and I gotta embrace it, and I gotta stop being weird about it, but I'm, like, I don't want to be caller daddy, you know what I mean, I, I love Alex, I love what she's doing over there, and I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't know, I don't want to be that kind of podcast, but I'll, I'll pepper it in, so anyways, so yeah, I had a phone call with my patron, um, I told them, like, it's, the reason I want to do phone calls is I just want to talk to

people that like are into the show and I want to meet everyone like I want I don't know I want to have like an actual conversation with people instead of just like dms you know what I mean like I want to get on the phone but got to be a patron if you want that so there you go um oh and then I ended the night after that I watched history hyenas Giannis Papas and Chris had a Tim Dylan on and they said something funny and you know I'm always talking about podcasting on this like how much I love it and everything but they brought something up they're like there isn't really a podcast about podcasting like I'm kind of doing that because I mentioned it a lot but what they meant is that there isn't a podcast that reviews podcasts and like you know how tv shows

have um they have like recap there's like shows that recap tv there's even podcast recap tv shows dude I feel like it should like that doesn't exist exist yet in podcasting like me critiquing a series of podcasts or like talking about their fucking set design or their outfit choice or what they talked about like the the conversations they had and like doing a whole review about it even like podcast cover art I could like go on about I don't know because I've been disclosing each day that I I'm a podcast YouTube watcher like that's what I do I don't watch Netflix really I watch podcasters I'm obsessed with podcasting I'm what I like can't stop shutting up about it I can't stop thinking about it I just want my brand to be like you think of Jacqueline you're like

the microphone and still in your brains, like Jacqueline microphone, Jacqueline microphone, podcast, podcast, podcast. I'm obsessed with podcasting. I will not shut up about it. And maybe that maybe once a week I do a little podcast recap what's going on in the podcast world. And they also said something else. Um, got to give them credit for thinking about this, that moving forward, it's going to be like podcasting will be like a show, like a talk show. And there's, it's going to be mostly video. You know what I mean? And I think the audio will always exist, obviously, but, um, people are going to really embrace like making a set and shooting, you know, recording it on video and posting it on YouTube. So that's what I'm up to doing that October 1st.

Can't wait. Um, anyways, so yeah, I watch Giannis Papas and Chris, Tim Dillon, one of my favorite comedians of all time. Just when I say I laugh out loud by myself at the TV, like he brings out my laughter probably the most out of anyone sometimes I'm like dude what the like and he's so smart you learn when Tim Dillon talks you learn more like I was I was sitting there going I just learned more in two minutes from Tim Dillon than like a semester of college like what the fuck just happened and uh he's talking about the 2008 you know housing market crash and he was involved in that He used to like work in, um, fucking the loan industry or whatever, the housing loan industry. And it was cool. So yeah, I watched that last night. Um, also I've been doing, you know,

my nightly routine. I'm staying up really late. I'm just nerding out, nerding out to everything podcast. Right. So I read a lot of articles. I just try to like, you know, get a feel for what's going on out there. And I screenshot of this to share about you because I am so, I'm just so annoyed by these stupid articles. I'm like, I can't relate. I just have to like vent about this. So I'm like, dude, if you have a voice box, you can be a podcaster. It's not that hard. Like it's people make articles and write and make videos on YouTube about the industry. And like, it's a tough place and I have to read this for you guys. So this is what I screenshotted about podcasting. The market is tough. If you don't have a really

clever launch strategy using some advanced techniques, you aren't likely to make it. Don't get me wrong. I think podcasting is amazing. I just know that the competition is tough. So you really have to up your game in order to make it. You know what I say to that? Shut the fuck up. Honestly, I just can't relate. I can't. I'm like confused. I'm like, this is the easiest shit ever for me at least like it's just like it rolled you know everything rolls off the fucking tip of my tongue and i i upload it you know what i mean that's it and i i don't allow any negative thoughts and like i disregard this so hard i'm like as soon as i see shit that's like the industry's tough though it's so saturated like you really have to stand out to make it i'm like

oh okay so like i just i can't even allow that thought to come in so i i squash all those i'm like i only think positively like i have what it takes i believe in myself i know i've got that comedic sauce and that fucking charm i know how to like keep you guys entertained i'll say sex right now to like keep you engaged right now sex sex sex sex sex i love sex you love sex we all loves like I just had sex and it felt so good there we go see I know how to keep people engaged so it's not that tough um this is the business of voices you know what I mean if you got a voice box you got a pot and you can you know press some buttons you can make a podcast you can be successful at it so anyways I love reading like the bullshit about instant the industry's tough

the market's tough I've been oh this is the other part of the article I have been frustrated for years this guy probably I think he did it for six years and he like quit I've been frustrated for years by the fact that I spend time prepping for a podcast episode schedule with others to be guests on the show and then record the show for an hour and then it goes out in audio format I tried and failed multiple times to create an audio and video version of the show at the same time but I finally and I but I've never figured it out dude listen to this shit if I have a guest like when people talk about it's a lot of it's a lot of outside work to prep for a guest it's a lot of like you know it takes a lot of time and effort and trying to like get someone scheduled dude i'm like

just call someone up on the internet on a zoom call or whatever record it and post it it's audio it's a little you press record on your camera on for video and post it it's not that fucking hard what's the prep and that's why i think people over complicate their shit when they do like they pick a super like heavy topic to talk about and they have to do like actual research about it and stuff like people overcomplicate it you know what i said you know what i said i knew going into this shit hey jacklyn if you're gonna do this seven days a week you can't be going into the fucking molecular science every day you can't have a niche that's like i don't know just something so like you got to do you got to go read every single night to talk about it the next day

i just talk about my life i'm celebrating my life i'm having fun so i don't know i got a leg up on a lot of other people out there that are bitching about how hard it is because they got to do their research and prep for their guests and make sure they know what the guest is like dude if I can't wait to interview people because I'm just gonna be like tell me your life story and I'll sit back let them fucking talk I can't wait for that shit I love just having conversations that are light and fun I just want to have fun with people I don't want to make it too like I mean obviously when you have a conversation important heavier topics can come out but for the most part I just want to hang out with people and have a good ass time you know what I mean so anyways can't relate

to this whole like bullshit industry so tough dude I just love podcasting and I I am I don't know so there you go there's my little bitch about that article I read last night part of my 24-hour update are we ever gonna get through this podcast I spilled again I was thinking about it so for my YouTube outfit my like uniform for podcasting obviously how my little pop star headset with my little microphone in front of my face great audio quality right you know what I mean just um I was thinking of wearing the same tie-dye it's like my cotton candy tie-dye crew neck but like I just spilled coffee on it twice today and I'm like what if I just left the coffee stains you know what I mean it'd be like funny over time like I never wash it it's just like

it acquires stains is that quirky is that cute is that different is that funny is that entertaining anyways um okay so there's my 24-hour update yeah maybe I should do a podcast about like once a week about recapping podcasts you know like there's a lot of bachelor podcasts out there that talk about the bachelor so what if I did like I discuss the podcast of the last week that I've you know I don't know anyways um moving on I kind of want to um I had okay so a couple things I'll dive into just to kind of like give you a little list of bullet points of the topics I'm going to cover from here on out. Um, I will mention sex again, so don't worry. Um, I had a dream last night at 2 AM and I did, I wrote a note on my phone. So I want to go into that. This is going

to be like the more serious segment, kind of more like, I don't know, just like thought provoking like a deeper thought type of section here the podcast um I came up with a joke I was like is this how you write a joke I don't know so I'll just do the joke first then I'll get into the um fucking um oh shit don't count that if you're my I have a counter out there that counts how many times I burp and he has to remind me every fucking time so do not that please stop okay I can't help myself. Um, maybe you should drink water. Um, so I have a couple of serious topics to read after I'm going to read this joke. Cause I'm like, is this how people write jokes? Is this like, I don't know. I'm not a joke writer. I don't, how do I explain this? I don't like,

I write a lot of, I write a lot of, I write a lot of tweets. I have this whole document, right? I've told you it's like fucking like 260 pages of all the writing I've done since like 2008 no not 18 2010 when I got an iPhone like when I had an iPhone for the first time wrote notes I kept the same notes going over and over and over again I have Google Docs that are just compiled of everything ever and I have a lot of like one-liners I guess that I tweet out um so when I wrote this I thought about like okay look so like I don't know how to tell a joke so let me try this the best i can um so basically it kind of goes like this like dude girls don't be nervous about dressing up as a sexy cop this halloween because like because you know cops it's

like a negative it's like a it's like a see this joke's already i i'm sucking i can't do this so like girls don't be nervous because like the fuck 12 things gonna work to your advantage I don't know I thought that was clever like no it's a sore subject if you dressed up like a cop it might be you know people might get nervous about that this Halloween but I don't know if you're trying to get fucked it's a good way to get fucked because fuck 12 does that make sense I don't know there we're gonna cross we're gonna we're gonna pretend that did not happen and I'm insecure and self-conscious and I'm uh I'm feeling embarrassed. Moving on, I want to talk about some heavier topics. Dude, I collect so much saliva

when I talk. You know how people podcast and get in dry mouth? I'm the opposite. I'm producing more liquids as I speak, and I don't know what's happening. Oh, did I tell you guys? Maybe I mentioned this to begin the podcast. I was feeling like a little sleepyhead this morning, and I felt so cute. I'm like, this is what it felt like when I would be like five years old, and I'd be in my little pjs when I wake up and I go like sit on the couch and then I'd like drink some orange juice and have my little stuffed animal tucked under my arm and like I just felt so sleepy and cute I don't explain it sometimes I don't like I'm an adult I'm a fully grown adult but sometimes I'm like dude I'm still like that little Jacqueline like cutesy little

maybe you should wear my hair and pigtails for that video podcast just like fully embrace there's a whole okay not to be offensive because I know like this is already gonna sound offensive but there's like people out there that I don't know the technical term or the appropriate term but they act young on purpose like they identify as a five-year-old but they're like fully grown but they like they believe themselves to be a baby still there's a whole like I saw it on TikTok anyways no I didn't want to offend anyone I don't know what it's called but whatever i can't i can't make everyone happy okay oh my oh no oh no dude monday we're not starting off okay this is not okay fuck it you know what i always say hey we're just hanging out we're dating

you're i'm in your ears seven days a week we're getting to know each other i'm telling you guys are like actually like with me for an hour and a half hour and i can't edit i'm not I don't edit anything so there you go second burp of the podcast okay here are the two things I want to go into I had a dream last night and then I had this thought I'm gonna do I'm gonna start with a dream so at like 2 a.m I was having a dream about working or volunteering at the homeless shelter called the friendship house where I used to grow up and I used to volunteer there all the time and I was thinking about it like I don't know where this comes from but I'm like I want to make I can't speak but I can I'm not one to I should not be saying this because I'm one to talk right like

I don't personally volunteer a lot um or and I haven't for a very long time which is just the way it is right but I was thinking about how much how great it makes me feel to volunteer so I'm having this dream I literally woke up in the note in my phone it says I'm reading it right here I want to make volunteering sexy like for real do it because I think a lot of people it's like we post all this activism shit we post all this like I want to support these people and do this thing but like no one's out on the fucking front lines actually volunteering and I can't say no one that's I don't want to use those phrases where I like lump everyone in one cat generalizing or whatever but a lot of people are out there doing it but I think for real like we should

actually take action and go and volunteer and help people and make it like this thing I don't know how to explain it I just had this like a little dream I had this little thought I was like I remember I was like I don't know cutting potatoes in my dream last night yes I was I remember cutting russet potatoes back at the sink on the big ass plastic cutting board in the friendship house and there's like a dishwasher guy there that would um just kind of like he was in charge of the dishwashing the whole time and I'd always like small talk with him about his life and there's always someone new each time I don't know what were we if I was making if I was cutting potatoes we were probably having like I don't know like steak or something we wouldn't cook

them steaks I don't think maybe we were I can't remember chili I don't remember we do like spaghetti night chili dog night it was fun like my whole family would do it we'd show up and um we'd buy everything at uh Costco and then cook it for people but it felt so good the reason why I had this thought is it's like one of the most fulfilling like pure feelings as a human being to me if I like had to reminisce and think about my life is like giving to people without expecting anything in return completely like you're volunteering you're helping someone and there's no expectations involved and that feeling I think more of us need to feel that feeling is like if that so that's why I was like oh we make volunteering sexy if I could help

if I could inspire people to do that and I need to like practice what I preach my mom always says um Jacqueline have you thought about volunteering she said this she says this says this to me so much all the time like every time we talk about me kind of struggling and whatnot she's like why don't you go volunteer it'll make you feel better and that's the truth it really helps you and obviously helps other people but I had that thought like I think it would be good for especially like selfish young people that you know they if they just help like if you got used to that feeling and I don't know prioritized helping and volunteering in your life over other things or just like scheduling it in it's as simple as scheduling it in like going on google

looking around your your community and seeing who needs help and like volunteering at the homeless shelter at the food banks at the even animal shelters animals need us you know what I mean you can do anything. There's so many different ways you can volunteer. So yeah, I'm going to start taking that seriously. Um, I've plastered notes all over. I have a sticky note about volunteering. So I want to get involved out there and actually like give myself to other people without like, just actually do it literally for real, go out and volunteer. And it's not a, it's just like a good feeling. I miss it. And I was even thinking like, I used to hang out with a migrant wait why did I think this I was dreaming about the homeless shelter and then I was dreaming

about the migrant camps in um up in Washington like the there's a lot of like the workers in the fields up there you know that sacrifice so fucking much and work so hard and I remember like hanging out with them and helping them and like we'd um we'd uh bring them a bunch of food and and I remember like going into their homes and it was just like so I don't know I just like talking to people about their life story that you can't really relate to at all in any way but it's just like and seeing how good you have it is it's healthy it's so healthy and I think that's like I said it's the most like fulfilling pure like as a human with a soul like interacting with people that have it way worse than you and helping them out is it should be everyone's fucking priority

and it's currently not mine I don't I don't prioritize and I'm the first to admit like I don't volunteer at all right now and I'm I'm doing a lot of reflecting on life and the best like times in my life and when I felt the most happy and it's usually when I'm helping people and that's no bullshit and that's it's good to reflect because I just I literally had a dream about it last night and I probably because I was probably thinking about it a few days before whatever and I've you know had a dream about volunteering but um anyway so yeah that's my little like deep thought of the podcast do you guys have any like do you volunteer if you're listening interact with me shoot me a dina let's interact let's talk um if you're in San Diego like

where do you volunteer, what do you do, I'm really taking it serious now, because there's just nothing better, man, than seeing someone smile, because you're helping them, and knowing that, you know, I don't know, I love it, man, I love, that's the thing, like, I always talk about, I love life, I love people, and I really do, like, everyone, it's crazy to think, like, there's this amazing meme I saw, like, I don't know, college days, probably, like, 2013 or whatever and it said seven billion people experience this day in a different way that's one of my favorite lines ever and it's so true like every single person has such a different like we all have such different life experiences like drastically different life experiences it's

so weird to think about and sometimes I get like confused by it like what the fuck which is amazing And I think the best thing ever is talking to people that have an, like a polar opposite life than you do. It's very, it's just amazing, honestly, whether they're, you know, a billionaire or they're dirt poor and homeless. You know what I mean? It's, it's, it's cool. I love the thing I love about, um, my mom. I feel like I watch her do this all the time. She, she's a former news reporter. I keep mentioning that when I think about, I'm literally a product of my parents. when I when I'm sitting here doing this podcast every day I'm like my parents were storytellers they love telling stories my dad you know he was he was an editor writer producer for all like

forever um and then my mom she's a reporter and she's still like to this day when she takes pictures of people she does it like in a very national geographic fucking way like she loves people and she loves talking to especially people that are you know homeless or just underprivileged out there, she loves it, she seeks them out, and I think the reason why I'm literally becoming my mom, I'm, I recognize how I, I think she's, it, like, makes her a good person, or, like, helps her life, or something like that, I don't know how to explain it, and I think, I don't know, it's, like, the whole gratitude thing, she's super zen about everything, because she she knows how good she has it she talks to people and she helps them and I don't know that's

cool so let's stop talking about this because I want to talk about someone else now because I could track this on forever am I getting better at speaking I'm trying to I'm trying to keep my likes is like the like like like like like literally like as out as much as possible and I don't know how I'm doing but I feel like I'm talking slower so that's good this is like episode 25 right and I'll be critiquing my my performance until like episode 95 you know what I mean it's gonna take me probably 100 episodes to stop checking in with how I'm doing on the microphone how am I cut my sentence structures doing I don't know just someone dude is there like a can you hire like a speech corrector or like a speech input person or what's it called like a

critique you know there's people that edit writing is there someone out there that like can talk to you about how you speak like your edit help you work on your cadence or whatever the fuck it's called I don't know I'm full of ideas talk about ideas smart people talk about ideas not smart not smart people talk about other people and problems so talk about ideas talk about solutions yeah that's my solution the whole volunteering thing because that would be a good feeling people that are down the dumps that they go help someone they'll feel so much better we can cure depression with volunteering and there's so many people out there that need help so many people fuck man I sometimes I see that there's you know I live in

a city there's a lot of homeless people and I'm like Jacqueline all it would take you to do is like go get some food and just give it to them it would take two seconds you know what I mean it's that easy but we don't do it you know what I mean it's like we don't like actively I'd say like the majority of people don't go out of their way and make it a priority to like help people that are really struggling like homeless people are struggling so fucking much I'm like holy shit I can't even imagine everyone's parking a tent there's a bridge by me well it's like down the way but there's fucking tents there every night and I'm like what a hard life that sucks fucking sucks and here I am in my fucking palace doing a podcast every day living my best life

really loving what I do. It's crazy. So anyways, enough about that. Let's talk about just some reflections about why I went the podcast route and some thoughts I had about kind of like the normal way to express yourself online as a mid twenties chick who's, you know, got it going on. I was thinking about this I kind of wrote about it last night I was like the normal way to express yourself online as like a kind of like an influencer like social media person pictures and content it never has felt natural to me it's felt kind of like I'm I knew like I knew I was trying too hard and I'm sure other people could tell and I always felt like this isn't real at all and I know everyone this is such a cliche about social media is fake it's not real life it's just the

highlights but every there's something to be said about seeing nice pictures of yourself and nice content in my case like a funny Instagram story or whatever but it never felt every time I'd post something I'm like the amount of thought that went behind this one photo that was like not it wasn't necessary it was it's just a picture of me what is this doing for me it doesn't help it it's just a photo right it's kind of obvious that like yeah you're just you shouldn't overthink it it's not that big a deal you're just putting your online scrapbook together you're putting your I'm talking about Instagram mostly but it never felt it just always felt like I'm being this like I'm trying to look better than I am or something like that I'm trying to like I don't

know so I feel like no one really knows my life story well now they are starting to because of podcast that's kind of why I did that I went this route because you put out all these little data points with photos and quick little videos of yourself even vlogs even on YouTube like you can make a video on YouTube but that's not your life story you can't talk it out right so yeah I decided that um just like not I don't want to I want to be long form as fuck boy I want to be like the podcast chick who talks for two hours every day and everyone like you know everything about my life you actually know me if you follow me because I talk to you every day instead of like here's a photo like that doesn't tell you anything so I don't know if we're gonna move forward with social

media forever and ever and ever and ever and ever um I want to play I want to get my skin in the podcast game, I want to talk it out, I want to tell stories about my life, I want to talk about things that are important to me, and interesting, and funny, and whatever, and I don't know, I make a lot of big claims, a lot of big statements on here, but it's starting to look like, I'm just going to say it, anything in the bubble of, like, influencer culture, or like, Instagram model culture or even people doing their motivational self-improvement stuff out there I don't explain it but it's starting to look like old-fashioned it is like at some point and I don't know how it's gonna evolve over time I know I mentioned earlier last night um I think it was uh Chris

who said this or Giannis I don't remember on the podcast they were saying like it's the podcast seems to become a little talk show like everyone's gonna have a talk show of themselves and I think the reason I do believe like that's the direction things are gonna things are gonna go because it's the most like raw and like if you know someone in real life I feel like you should only see like the way you see them online should be just like hanging out like a podcast long form conversational it shouldn't be like I don't know quick little videos and I don't know I'm just like over I feel it seems like super old-fashioned I'm like looking at stuff and I'm like I I've beat this horse to death so many times about like products I'm so desensitized to products and nice things and

fancy clothes and cars and everything like fancy and glam I'm so desensitized by it's not interesting to me anymore and I feel like it's old-fashioned it's like everyone's there's a whole like people are waking up thing you know you see you go like scroll on TikTok for two videos and it's like someone will talk about it's 2020 2020 vision people are waking up to the what's really going on in the world you know what I mean and I feel like my my waking up this year is just assessing that I've been caught up in that world of like aesthetics and Instagram influencing and trying to like but I always questioned it I never could take it seriously because like I said it never felt natural it always felt like I'm trying too hard and my waking up thing this year is like

you look kind of like it's starting to look old-fashioned you're starting to look like it's so redundant it's not interesting you're not progressing it's like I don't care how many new products are produced and all this innovation I don't care how much of that happened it's like you're still you're still asking you're still taking from people you're still asking like for money it's all part of like it's personal gain it's not it's like it's not like the volunteering thing where you're asked you're not even though people are trying to help you are asking for your money I'm asking for your money patreon.com slash tjms there you go fucking I I'm a hypocrite everyone's a hypocrite um but you know what I mean it's like it's crazy it's like this

vicious cycle and I think a lot of people are caught up in it because they rely on the income from their influencing and their social media stuff to uh to live they need that and it just needs to evolve like I don't know what the pivot is gonna be but I don't know I guess it's like the it's like the mercantile or whatever the fuck it's called online it's like it's really just it's not that complicated of course they complicate everything overthink everything hello hi i'm a podcaster this is a great platform for me to do that on but i honestly just to sum it up and put in a little capsule we'll put a little pill for me to swallow right now all it is jacqueline is look you got these fucking stores out there mom and pops these

brick and mortar bitches that are those that's old fashioned. The new wave is online digital everything. So what I'm seeing is just like that. It's basically shit from a store being sold to me online. And now I'm getting desensitized by and annoyed by it and disinterested. And I don't know what to do. So I don't know. I don't know what my big like fantasy and vision is for like the influencer culture, like what I want to see in the future, but I want to just see less new shit man I'm not like a minimalist myself but I don't know just people's priorities are like it's weird like people are so obsessed with like their shoes and their fits and I'm like it's kind of just I know it's my it's not my it's not my fucking sauce I don't drink that kool-aid anymore

I don't know I'm more of I think of things now where maybe it's maturity I don't know how this happens but I'm like maxed out of all that fashion-y beauty aesthetic Instagram shit like I've maxed myself out of that from seeing it so long where now I'm like dude I want to solve the world problems with my fucking podcast I want to like inspire people to volunteer and get outside themselves I want to talk about issues that are important to me I don't know I think I'm just like realizing that I cannot I don't understand in here this is like maybe me being a bitch but I'm like look how the fuck do like okay I grew out of my obsessed with products and fashion and makeup and Instagram stuff like all that shit I like I feel like I've grown out

of it over the last I'm like 26 I'm just closing my age I'm proud of my age I want to look my age I'm not into Botox I'm not into any of that shit hey I'm a girl and I just told you my age is that normal is that weird I feel like girls are like weird about disclosing their age I'm 26 all right I feel like I grew out of that phase though over the last couple years especially and it's so confusing to me I'm like how do like 50 year old women still like launch products and like obsess over brands and beauty and fashion all the shit like it's their religion I'm like it's not even necessary like my brain sees it like okay look you go your whole life and you're you know you run out of shampoo you buy a new one you run out of the razor you buy new you run out of a

you jeans wear out you buy a new pair but when it becomes like what you think about all okay I'll put this out there I get it it's like art it's a hobby whatever I get it so that's I understand that I totally get it but it's like there's so much brain space wrapped up in little things like little shiny new things and like products and launching this and brands and we're going to a party that's kicking off this new makeup line and I just I'm like it doesn't even matter it's not important just go fight your buy your fucking shampoo and buy your makeup and just like don't talk about it like what if we talked about like this is me being like I want to change the world what if we just didn't talk about products or any bullshit like that

and what would we talk about what would we like I really think about that I think as I've said maturing and growing up has made me just take like take a huge ass step outside of the box I look at I look at everything I like go way out and then I zoom really close and I zoom out and zoom really zoom in really close it's kind of how my brain has been working lately and I don't even know what the fuck like we'd be concerned about as humans if we weren't wrapped up in promoting shit making products it's like we have that we're like think about it we're alive we're this is me sounding so like hippy dippy but I don't know I'm like I'm I'm talking myself into Jacqueline you need to prioritize experiences and people and that because that's what really

matters and community and like I literally fantasize now I think what my new priority is it used to be like looking good for the gram and like fashion and cute new shit and taking pictures like that used to be my priority it was like not like my main priority but it was a big part of my life like I was concerned about that where now I'm like dude I just want to have like a core group of like 10 besties guys and girls just like people that are because I don't really have that I still have struggled to find that in San Diego and um anyways I feel like I just want to like travel the world with people and do fun shit together and prioritize experiences and that over the other stuff so yeah I just worked that out just talking on my own podcast about my thoughts and you guys

just got invited in hello hi how are you should I mention sex again I just had sex and it felt dude shout out was that the lonely island that fucking music video greatest of all time um let me drink water so those were my two deep thoughts I had that dream about volunteering and then I had that thought about like the future of how the culture of influencing is gonna pivot and change and evolve I'm like how much more like new and shiny can we start looking online like it went from people on their macbooks in their bedrooms putting on their webcam doing makeup tutorials to like full-blown fucking studios built in people's houses with such clear video that you can see like every fucking pore in their face I'm like at what point like how do we

go where do we go from here like we've it's so it's like so nice and shiny and it's like how much more nice and shiny and new and progressed and evolved and technologically advanced can we fucking get before it's like not even important anymore it doesn't even matter that's where i'm at so anyways enough about that i'm gonna go on my phone and check in with the dms you guys like it i got a on my phone call last night with my patron um he said he likes when i refer to people I read DMs from like I don't say your name but I if you hear that I'm referring to you it's kind of fun to like hear that so let's check some shit out oh a podcast just followed me the tough luck podcast shout out to them that's cool I have I've done nothing to try to promote my podcast or do

like I don't even know how to do it I guess I could just follow a bunch of podcast people and which I do but maybe I could interact more or I don't know I don't even think about it it's weird though someone um I wonder if he DM me back I don't think he has yet he hasn't opened it but he said um yeah because he he's like I've been podcasting for six years I have almost eight million eight million downloads or whatever and I think he's from San Diego when I looked to the back he sent me a video so the background looks like San Diego anyways he said yeah I check out different podcasts when I meal prep and yours came up and I'm like dude how does my podcast just come up I don't know how that works so anyways um yeah I don't you guys know this I

just I'm making I'm trying to be consistent I'm just trying to show up every day for you guys just like you know that's the least I can do the more I over complicate this bitch and try to like optimize for search and be seen and do all these recommendations from these bullshit articles about how hard the industry, how tough the industry is. I'm taking off my sock with my big toe right now. That's comfortable. I love doing that. Does anyone else like taking off? Oh, there's something about it. Oh, that's like a weird thing about me. I like taking off. I have these like long socks on because my feet were cold this morning. And I like, when you take them off of your big toe, there's something about it. Anyways, I was saying if I like took this shit seriously and took all,

took up all the advice from these articles I'm reading and people telling me how to be a good podcaster. It's just not that hard. I'm so annoyed by it. I'm like, what the fuck? Like people love to overcomplicate shit. It's like, yo, shut the fuck up. No, don't shut the fuck up to press record and upload it. That's it. All right. You just got your life. You just got your podcast advice in one sentence, press record and upload it. Boom. You're a podcaster. You're going to be successful. It's that fucking easy. I should do a motivational podcast. Um, Oh my God. DMs out the ass, okay, sorry for screaming, um, dude, battery 20%, I didn't charge my phone last night, fuck my life, okay, let's read this, um, someone complimented the fact I lifted 25 reps, is that,

I don't even know how much weight that is, is that 205, 225, 45 times, got two plates on each side, 45 it's 90 times 2 plus 45 225 oh shit I thought it was 205 so I repped I did 25 reps because I did it till fail failure I was scared to put two plates on my bar last night at the gym because I was like I don't know I've been like going lighter because I'm just trying to get my um connect to my muscles and really get my technique down and not worry about going heavy and I repped until failure 225 25 fucking times he complimented me on this and then he's like i don't know i was like it's my genetics i think my sister can deadlift 600 pounds i think she can she can deadlift my sister is so strong it's crazy but anyways he's like the recent dm sounds thirsty but actually

no you have good genetics and you're super funny and fun to listen to so shout out to you i'm not going to say your name. I don't know. I like have fun with you guys in the DMS. I, uh, I don't know genetics. I guess my mom's really, we have my, I think my parents just have strong ass bases on their bodies. We were, we got some fucking legs on us, man. Like we should all work for UPS. I think I made a joke about that once. I'm like, I should work for UPS. Um, cause of my, I got a strong base I can I can haul I can haul shit I once put a dresser on my back and hauled it down two flights of stairs when I moved uh this is like when I moved to San Diego and moved three times or whatever the fuck I took a video I still have it of me in my bra and underwear just like

hot as fuck in the summertime hauling a dresser on my back um so maybe I don't know I'm strong I'm very strong and I'm getting stronger anyways next DM a passionate addiction lol about my me thinking I posted a poll if I if this podcasting is an addiction or it's like something I'm passionate about it feels like I'm addicted because I do it seven days a week I keep reminding you guys I do this seven days a week so please check your podcast inbox every single fucking day for my little fucking face to pop up for the new podcast I'm always there you know what I mean I'm hitting you guys seven days a week oh I didn't do my 24-hour update I got my sign of my, like my podcast cover sign delivered yesterday for my studio. And I feel

kind of weird about it. Honestly, it's weird to like, cause it's my face. Right. And it says like the Jacqueline Monroe show. I feel kind of weird about it. And like, I think this is too much. I don't really want to like have my face on the, like on the video. I don't know. I'm just not used. I don't, it's maybe it's good for me and my self-worth. I should be proud of myself and be like excited that I doing this every day there I mentioned it again but you know what I mean it's weird and then I feel like I'll be catfishing all of you because I'll be on video roll out of bed doing my video podcast with my face in the background looking amazing on my cover you're gonna be like oh wait that's you what the fuck so anyways um next DM oh someone taught me in the

DMs how to eat an apple properly last night or a new way to eat an apple he said that you can actually just start he's like so the next time you eat an apple try eating it from the top to the bottom or the bottom up and you don't bite the sides he said there's no core wait he's like did you know apples don't have cores it's like a myth but I feel like if you eat the apple from the bottom or the top you know the little like fuzzy butthole the apple has like I don't want to eat that? Do I eat around that and then work up to the, the little, um, the little, uh, twisty thing? What the fuck is that called? The little string on the top of an apple, the stem. Oh, the stem there. I just worked it out. I don't know. So yeah, I taught me how to eat an apple

in the DMS. Then you just DM me a meme. Let's watch this. oh that's funny it's a dm of a or a meme of a little boy it's like jayden has one dollar bill one quarter and two pennies how much money does jayden have any the little boy in the video called him broke it's like jayden's broke so i'm gonna reply and just do some smiley crying faces or whatever um typical response from jacklyn when she's podcasting because i can't write sentences when i do this i don't even know if you guys like when i do my dm reading whatever i got some more shit. Oh shit. Responses to like every fucking story I did yesterday. You're super cute. Just a few pictures for a logo of your podcast. Oh, he screenshotted me. God damn it. Dude guys make

memes. Honestly, I think that's when I'll feel confident about me doing this every day. Like as soon as people start clipping shit off the podcast, like my like pieces of, I don't know, like, you know how you watch, like, a podcast, um, clip on Instagram, where they'll, they'll section out, like, a minute of someone talking, as soon as you guys start doing that shit, I'll be like, okay, all right, I'm ready for the fucking big leagues, anyways, here's another meme, that's Salt Bae, it's in New York, I think, oh, oh, shit, this girl's twerking for the camera for Salt Bae and then her boyfriend is like screaming at her coming in the door and yelling I like that's funny I'll just like that response this guy from New York I don't even know if he

listens to this we talked on the phone once it was kind of interesting that was like last year god now he's obsessed with me you know who you are obsessed with me oh my god there's so many guys that are so obsessed with me dude i'm apple pie man i'm the air fucking girl next door i'm america's fucking podcast sweetheart let's just call it what it is next we got a response a hundred slash slash underneath you know i almost knocked my coffee over that's like my favorite emoji the hundred the red hundred hundred um i wrote i love apples and then he replied got a couple crying face responses we'll just move off from the dms and just walk you through instagram dude i gotta say this but um i don't know if he's listening but there's this i don't know i'm kind of starting to

notice like i'm starting to think like okay memes are funny right like they're funny but it's kind of like high school immature level like you're just fucking immature when you constantly were like all you post is like relation toxic relationship memes like just everything relationships sex kinky weird shit memes like all your entire story is just that I'm like I it's funny yeah but it's like if that's your personal brand online like that's all you fucking put out it's just like I don't know maybe I'm just small-minded and I'm not open to seeing that 24-7 but I'm like it kind of tells me a lot about a person like that's I don't know not to like call someone a sex addict or whatever but like because that's a serious situation but I don't know and

so it's kind of a turnoff when a guy like posts sexual memes constantly I'm like I don't know there's something weird about it I just assume like you're that's like your life goal every day to just fuck and just get fucked that's like all you're thinking about all you're posting about and I get it like it's like of course they're funny but I don't know I'm starting to get annoyed so I don't know what's your hot take on that if you're listening shoot me a DM let's interact I follow um let's see oh Whitney Cummings is still talking about her dog rescue uh Georgie her little dog she rescued it's so cute I could do that I feel like you know what I should I should take animals in like puppies or something just temporarily that would suck

actually because you'd have to give it away I could volunteer and do that um let me take some more coffee in dude I can't believe I was if I shatter oh my gosh what if I shatter this on the floor someday I gotta wrap this podcast up it's getting too long but I'm just checking the phone for last bits of talking points um just watching a couple stories I don't know I i hate instagram honestly i'm just like it's same shit different day i just i'm not dude i'm unfazed at this point got family dm or family messages oh my sister wants a german shepherd puppy from santa oh she wants someone to protect her she's got i think she's my sister's moving to a new house she wants a german shepherd and oh my gosh let's tell a german shepherd story to end

the podcast let's do story time let's do like out on the farm Jacqueline's farm throwback reminiscing story time let's fucking do it all right so my mom when she got a divorce when I was 20 my parents split up when I was 20 and um she obviously was living alone and we were all in college moved out so she was by herself and our house is like out in the middle of nowhere man we live out in the farm flats we live out in the farm flats by the uh there's like a river there's farmland it's beautiful but it's just out there man she's fucking out there in the boonies and um a house is kind of scary at night you know especially on a stormy dark night in the pacific northwest i give it to my mom she needed she needed something to protect her house right

so naturally she goes to the local shelter she's like i want to rescue a dog good for her love that and she rescues a german shepherd she named what was the name of it it was a girl anyways so my mom rescues this german shepherd it's going great like the first couple days it's sleeping by her bed she's like feeling safe right she's loving this dog and i think she had it in a uh she had a kennel for it i believe in the backyard and at the time we had um we had sheep we had sheep and what else did we have do we have a horse at the time yeah we still had she still had her horse living at the house Dakota and my sister's horse we ended up selling too but anyway so this German Shepherd is a rescue from the

shelter right my mom's got this dog first week day three I believe all of a sudden she's looking out in her her uh her pasture where the horse the sheep are and this fucking dog is out there chasing the sheep around and there's blood there's fucking blood the dog killed the sheep and blood everywhere death sentence boom german shepherd one sheep zero fucking killed that bitch escaped from the pen ate that fucking lamb chop and then it was going after the horse's legs and trying to get the horse so guess what happens out on the farm now i'm just acting like my back in Washington this is how we fucking talk I'm a bonfire bitch I've said that so many times man I can get that twang on I get that little fucking twang when I talk about farm time anyways so up

on the up my mom we call our house the ranch we don't live on a ranch but like that's what my mom calls it the ranch so up there this is how you take care of shit when shit goes down like this my fucking mom is terrified she's got a dead sheep blood bleeding out or no i don't think it was fully no if i recall it didn't fully kill it it was like on it was out on the savannah bleeding out and my mom calls up my grandpa god bless his soul and uh this is how you take care of business out on the fucking farm grandpa rolls up in his jeep with a shotgun and fucking shoots the dog shoots the sheep to end it and my mom's got a dog bleeding out now and a sheep and that's what happened so there's your story time she's like there was fucking oh i believe if i remember

the sheep was running for its life and got out of the pasture somehow or i don't really remember she's like there was uh fucking turf everywhere no what's it called wool everywhere like blood and wool everywhere dog shot blood every like blood everywhere like a murder scene and yeah so that happens there's my little story time why did I tell that oh because my sister wants a German Shepherd puppy and I'm triggered I don't even know why she wants a German Shepherd how she could even want one after that fucking traumatizing story with my mom and everything but um dude rescuing dogs you just never know and apparently oh this is what the the backstory to this before so the first couple days she had the dog my mom goes on long walks she loves her walks

and she said she remembered like after the fact when this whole fiasco happened with the sheep and everything and the dog getting shot shout out to grandpa taking care of business love it um super sad though um my my mom noticed like on her long walks that there would be cars out where we live when there's people picking stuff out in the fields they park their cars along the side of the road right and she noticed that the dog was going to like every tire the dog was like going to the sides of the cars and sniffing right she noticed that after so what she thinks and the shelter people think um well where it came from was the canadian border so she thinks it was a border dog checking for like a drug dog so it was i don't know anyways there's your little story time my

sister wants a german shepherd i want a british short-haired kitten we're all getting we're all adopting something soon, oh my gosh, you know, I think my mom, I think my, I've hinted, I, I want an espresso machine from Santa, but see, here's the thing, I don't know how I'm gonna get that bitch home if I, um, go up to Washington and have to fly home with it, I don't know, I, I like to get myself my own appliances, those aren't really the best gifts, you know what I mean, I can deal with my own espresso machine, and I do think I'm gonna have, so, you guys know I make my instant coffee every morning for my podcast. And I love it. And it's like my thing. Cause I love being European and I just love instant coffee. It's this German Jacobs brand from Amazon. But I was

thinking like how easy it would be to make my coffee on the podcast, like on the video podcast. You know, I could mix it up and be my little like barista in front of you guys every day. I could even hook up, I was thinking getting an espresso machine on a little cart next to me and I could like make it live on video I don't know I just love having things like guys dude how many hours until I can eat a burrito I got a whole day I gotta work through burrito Tuesday tomorrow got a podcast I'm getting that I'm getting that surf and turf bitch back in my belly and I can't wait I was thinking of maybe trying a different variety of burrito there's like a fish one those are good sometimes they have like cabbage in them though and they're sometimes it's not that good

or like a normal, um, I don't fuck with the California burrito thing with the French fries inside. It's just, it's too much. Um, there's like a, yeah, Piscata. There's a, yeah, so it's a fish one. Oh, chicken. Yeah. Boring. But there's a, what's the other one? Fuck. It's got pineapple in it, but it's always good when I've ever, I've gotten those burritos. It's like pork and pineapple. What's the technical term? Very, I don't know. Anyway. So yeah. Burrito Tuesday tomorrow. getting stoked for that what else can I talk about before I lend the podcast due to episode 25 how was it we didn't talk about sex but like I said I just I know you guys listening want to know like juicy stories about my dating life and sex and like that's interesting that's gonna keep you

on board I could talk about like situations I've been all this shit you know what I mean but I don't know I'm just like still shy about it because fams tune in every day and I'm like I don't want to be that kind of podcast I just want to like talk about my life every day and just update on basic like hey I worked out I had coffee and I did this and the next day I'm going to do the same thing and I'm going to talk to you every single day seven days a week and I cannot wait to start interviewing people, and, fuck, yeah, I love this job, man, this is the best shit ever, uh, I think I can end it here, dude, I still have coffee, though, I don't think I squeezed everything out, oh, if you're still working out, don't stop, this is not your official,

this, the podcast is still going, stay, if you're on the treadmill right now, keep going, dude, you know what I should do, I should make a podcast where I'm the, I'm, like, your trainer the whole time so for an hour straight I could call it like the treadmill podcast I should make a podcast specifically like hey if you're listening right now this is only for people that are on a treadmill so I could tell them like what speed to crank it up to I could bitch at them I could yell at them I could motivate them I could say whatever I could just entertain them the whole time that would be the shit I could do I could pepper in some like I'm a fitness trainer episodes dude that's what I want to tell all the podcasters out there sucks for you box yourself into a niche

because I get to talk about whatever the fuck I want one day I'm a I'm a athletic trainer for people on a treadmill like I'm literally good I could do a workout podcast the next day I could talk about pumpkin carving you know what I mean I love it I love this life man I got a great ass position here I found myself in dude I love podcasting dude what if I got a microphone tattoo I don't know what this is though like I said it's like I'm leaving a long voicemail it seems like I've had this insane or like a psychotic breakdown to some people I think they'd be like that's really sad you just sit sit in your apartment and talk to yourself every day and I'm like yeah that's what I'm doing and you know what I'm living my best life I'm happier

than I've ever been I'm more present than I've ever been I don't have depression or negative thoughts about myself anymore because I talk about all my insecurities I get it out there you know what I mean I let it all fucking hang out and it feels great I want to promote people doing that to do I want to tell people or I want to inspire people to do that I don't want to influence you I want to inspire you on it I want to activate you Logan Paul loves to use the word activate I want to activate my audience to take action and activate um there's some like cliches the impulsive boys love to use especially Mike loves to say diversify your income Mike's word is diversify and Logan's word is fucking activate. So anyways, I want to activate you guys. I want

to inspire you guys to improve or like work on your mental health with a solo podcast and talk to yourself. Do your verbal morning pages instead of writing it, talk it out. It's healthy to hear your own voice. You get to like, it's like a soul thing, man. You get to like hear yourself work it out instead of just writing it and keeping it in your head. Get it's, you know what it is. It's getting out of your head and into your heart. That's what I want to activate you to do. So hi, daily podcast. Yay. I love this shit. Um, I don't know what else to talk about. I'm getting hungry as fuck. I'm being a little sleepy head today and all I want is breakfast. Mommy, I want breakfast. Mommy, I want toast and I want eggs. I want sausage and I want jam for my toast. Jam

and butter. Dude, I love butter. I put so much fucking butter on my toast, butter, toast, and raspberry jam, no, strawberry, excuse me, strawberry jam, specifically my aunt's homemade strawberry jam, I will be taking some canned goods home for my holiday trip home this, this winter, can't wait for that, she cans a lot of stuff, and I love her canned, her strawberry jam is so good, we're gonna bake cookies, and we're gonna hang out, and watch TV, and we're gonna laugh, and go shopping together, and have Christmas time, and I can't wait, I love it, I love it, I love family I love holiday time dude and I don't know who needs to hear this right now but you're gonna be fine you're gonna be fine because you know why we're all gonna have a happy fucking

holidays with the family we're all gonna be like fuck 2020 we're celebrating I can't wait to drink with my family and celebrate be like look at Jacqueline made it through an entire 2020 alone literally I was embarrassed last night on the phone telling um my patron I'm gonna shout you out in a couple minutes here I was like look I've been like I was asking you like were you by yourself most of the year do you have roommates family friends all that shit he's like yeah yeah I have a roommate whatever and I'm like look I've been by I feel like I've been in prison like a fancy prison because I've just I've been out I've been alone this whole year so that's amazing that I've made it through and I I feel like I'm better than ever I'm more relaxed

and comfortable with myself than ever less judgmental than ever of the like bullshit things I used to worry about like oh I gained weight or like oh you know I have a pimple I don't give a fuck I can't wait to like look like shit on camera and prove it to myself that I don't care and that's beautiful and I want to maybe activate Logan Paul amazing your word activate inspire people out there to get over that hump with themselves because man people go their whole lives being insecure and I think it's the most time-wasting life-sucking thing ever and uh I'm getting over it so shout out to uh self-improvement shout out to self-reflection and uh spending a year alone to that's the trench I had to get into a trench to come out on the

other side and collecting saliva I need a drink it's weird like this I need a drink to get the saliva down my throat holy shit someone clipped that sound I want that to be my fucking texting ringtone. I remember, does anyone remember the first time, dude, this podcast is gonna be six hours. Does anyone remember the first time you learned how to gargle water? Does anyone have that memory like banked in their brain somewhere? Because I do. I remember like in the bathtub when I was really little, I would put my mouth in the water and blow air out. So it would be like, let me see if I can do it with my cup. no it doesn't really work because my mouth's too big for the cup hole

typical biggest mouth in the world jacqueline i could win a fucking guinness world world book guinness world record of the fucking biggest mouth in the world um no but i remember like being in the bathtub putting my face down and blowing air and then the bubbles in the water would happen but i couldn't understand how people could put water in their throat without choking and like like not swallowing it and i remember brushing my teeth one time and i got really nervous and I took a drink and I was like let me do it again and it was like I unlocked I just leveled up like it was like life's a game I just broke into a new level that's like when I first learned how to snap my fingers I remember this shit like I remember being in my car

I literally it's just so weird I was with my babysitter and she was teaching us how to snap like I could never do it and then I finally could do it it's like when I told you guys a story a couple days ago me learning how to flip off people on the back of the bus and doing it because I wanted to I wanted a cute boy to like me a cute teenage boy when I was like five years old taught me how to flip people off it's weird to remember the first times you learned how to do something in life or it's cool to remember that you know what I mean so I don't know today was a good episode you know I've been a little judgmental in the past of like the last week like uh they're kind of flat but dude I'm filling this fucking notebook up it feels good I love crunchy notebook

pages I don't want to influence you but I do want to let you know that Jacqueline is obsessed with moleskin cashier notebooks you can google search that you can look it up moleskin is like the brand and the variety the species of notebook is the the cashier notebook there's something about a man and I feel like I love that crunchy page I love writing with my pen on them because I could do a little I could type up a little podcast um that's what the fuck is it called the podcast notes each day I could type it up but I don't know I love I just like the process of writing pen to paper you know what I mean it's just it's like uh it turns me on man there's something about it shout out to people that also get off off writing on paper i don't know i love like

journaling and like just like listen to this shit oh my god i love it oh my god am i weird i don't know but they're um they're great notebooks and i can't wait to fill up thousands of these over the next 30 years i've said this before podcasting is my 30-year plan and i could talk all day i can't wait to do interviews oh my gosh i'm like getting excited so i told you i'm not doing them until i go home for the holidays but my family and friends everyone back home will be my first people but i'm trying to work out like how i'm going to interview people in the new year and that whole process because it's gonna get fucking lit and i think i should do drunk episodes where i drink and drink with people and fucking get stoned and like just you

know what i mean dude i'm joe rogan fuck off i'm joe rogan he thinks he's joe rogan i'm sure i'm I'm who Joe Rogan's trying to be that's what it is excuse me why did I say that no I'm self-conscious embarrassed is that something I should edit out should I like go back and edit that I meant like I want to be like him like his brand of like getting high with people and drinking and talking about aliens and shit on this podcast I always refer to like if someone asked me a question about aliens on my Q&A I'm like go listen to his podcast because I don't want to talk about it patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show youtube you can subscribe to my jacqueline monroe youtube channel for the video podcast launching

october 1st this thursday get to get the little view of the studio and me sitting back pulling out my fucking belly button ring every fucking day it's gonna be the like watch jacqueline take her belly button ring out show um sometimes i forget it's there like you literally don't feel it, but it's weird. Um, so yeah, YouTube, Patreon, 10 patrons, and I'll reveal my big sexual beauty secret that I've been doing lately. Can't wait to share the good news to the world. Um, go ahead and subscribe to the podcast if you have not done that already and leave a review. I love a written review. You know what I mean? I want you guys to tell me how you really fucking feel. I don't need that. Don't just leave some stars, man. I need some sentence. I need some, I need you to write

some fucking sentences for me and I I honestly I'm okay with like bad reviews because I think it's funny like I want to know what you really think about me you know what I mean like just shit on me man who's annoyed who's like fuck this girl who the fuck does she think she is podcasting seven days a week just let me have it I need those haters man because like I've said I said this so early on I was like look I gotta attract the haters because if you are willing to be hated you've got a fucking career and bitch I want a career in this this is my 30-year plan come one come all why am I feeling bitchy now that I'm ending at the end of the podcast dude what's up with saliva production why am I overproducing it today

okay now I'm back on my phone so now we're hanging out still I should end it I need to do my patron shout out this podcast been like an hour and a half I need to call it be self-disciplined call it. I'm a podcast host, man. I want to keep this party going. My sticky note I wrote. I love this one I wrote. Everything ever is about storytelling. And that's the tea, honey. That's the tea, sis. That's the tea, sis. I love the whole phrase like, and that's on period. And that's on period. I don't and that's on period it's like it's like telling someone like i don't know how to explain how that phrase works i get it when people say it but i'm like what's the other way to say that same thing and that's on period be like and that's that i guess that's what that means

anyways dude gen z lingo don't get it don't understand it trying to fucking stay woke as a young millennial, I think I'm on the younger spectrum of millennials, but Gen Z, man, fucking A, dude, so many depressed people in hoodies out there, getting famous for looking, doing the bare minimum, their fucking hoodie with their acne, and just bitching about life, and living in America, and I'm sick of people, you know what, I'm really hanging back right now, I got both legs up on my opposite chairs on my fucking table here, I just feel like bitching, let's fucking bitch, if you're on the treadmill, keep going, so comfortable and i'm also starving i'm really really getting sick of people of high status

celebrities out there whose spotlight is just dying down as the days go on is as hollywood just gets fucking quieter and quieter wherever the fuck it's getting like you know their careers are just the spotlight's going down for hollywood and i'm so sick of people the reason i'm saying this I'm sick of people preaching to me about every fucking issue going on in the world constantly just shoving new facts and new statistics and new shit down my throat I'm just like shut the fuck up I don't care and it's not making me care because you're telling me it's making me annoyed does anyone else get annoyed when people are like so-and-so did this and so-and-so said this and this person did it and you know that the number of people that I'm like shut the fuck up

go volunteer like go and go work go help people go volunteer hey that's what i'm gonna start telling people all you what's it called when you uh virtue virtue signaling motherfuckers out there go volunteer okay that's your life advice go volunteer shut the fuck up and volunteer until we get people out on these streets actually putting in work and like actually physically helping i don't care how much money you don't need but like unless you're in person with these motherfuckers you're trying to help don't tell me about them just stop telling me the statistics about them like what are you actually doing you're just you're sharing redundant information and facts you're regurgitating information you saw unless you're

out in the fucking trenches with these people shaking hands and talking about their life stories i don't want to hear from you i don't need to i don't need some fucking infographic in front of my face about oppression of this and this and this and this problem and this person this person said that i don't give a fuck okay and god forbid do not go out on these streets in the trenches with these people and post pictures of yourself with them and post on instagram that you're helping them fuck off if you're doing that please fuck off kindly fuck off i just think we're fucked man when I look at how people post about politics and shit bad terrible shit going on the world oppression of different races and all this shit it's like you're really good at regurgitating

information you're really good at using your thumbs work we all know that you're great at reposting shit and you're not actually fucking out there with these people you don't even know them the people are trying to help you can't even you don't even have that first-hand experience you're speaking on behalf of them is that isn't that racist especially like when white people now i'm starting to talk about i should not be in i don't like when people involve themselves in conversations they're just not i should not be involved in this but isn't that racist you're like speaking on other people's oppression who don't who a lot of them just don't feel oppressed they're like what the fuck that's racist assuming that i'm oppressed

dude I went deep at the end there I just love bitching I you know what it is when I lean back when I lean back and put my legs up on the other chairs it's go time bitch I am so comfortable and I just want to rant should I sell that as a ringtone should that be my merch my fucking gargling jack monero show official ringtone download now dude fucking ringbacks do people sell ringbacks on their phones i'm gonna watch some stories my brother just posted something shout out to you for making my intro music my brother rob mon r-o-b-m-o-n on soundcloud he's got some new music he's posting that wait i don't know i'm watching stories i'm gonna end the podcast. This has been a great Monday, great motivation Monday. Um, in about two minutes,

you're allowed to get off the treadmill if you're still running right now. So I'm going to wrap it up right now. Um, let's go over the notes. I like to recap what we went over today. So yesterday was Sunday. I talked about my Sunday football watching go Seahawks. Um, I told you a coffee fact. I ran down the latest news. We talked about, uh, me recapping podcasts, like doing a podcast about podcasters and studio sets and having and making commentary about like people's podcast uniforms and all that shit so i could do that once a week we talked about volunteering we talked about my i tried to write a joke about girls dressing as cops and how that's don't be nervous about that because it's you know fuck 12 is gonna work in your advantage you want to get fucked okay that's

stupid uh and then i talked about my inner battle with the fucking culture of influencing and how that's gonna how i want to see a change i don't know i told you to fucking subscribe to my patreon patreon.com slash tjms tjms how fun is this shit man how the fuck okay i've said this in the past this is the last thought I am putting my fist in a fist to remind myself this is the last thought this is how I remember to stop talking if I see my fist it's like Jacqueline you have to stop after you say this I don't get it how the fuck why doesn't everyone have a daily podcast or like a just have a podcast and do this this is the most fun shit I've ever done in my life end of story

like I don't I'm sorry I just once you know you know man I'm joining the fucking club I'm fucking drowning these hoes out doing it seven days a week I'm gonna end the podcast right now happy Monday I love you guys thank you for all your um your support your messages and following me on this daily podcasting journey I love you guys uh I'll be here tomorrow for fucking burrito Tuesday and dude please join the burrito club and let's all eat burritos tomorrow night and uh I want to make that a thing so on that note I'm gonna make breakfast because now I'm getting hungry I'm gonna end this I love you talk to you tomorrow okay bye all right today's patreon.com slash tjms patron shout out

goes to Ricky Jensen. Hi, Ricky. It was great talking to you on the phone last night. I hope you're doing well on this fine fucking Monday. We're going to do a kombucha flavor stay, Ricky. And I think you already know who you are. All right. So Ricky, if you were a kombucha flavor, you'd be the gingerade flavor. All right. That's your, uh, that's what I'm thinking you thinking of you as if I had to line everyone up and make them a flavor. Again, if I had 10 other people, I would go down the whole list of like trilogy, guava, fucking orange, you know, I'd go through all the flavors of kombucha. And unfortunately you're the only patron right now. So again, it's going to be more interesting when more people get on board. Uh, I'm going to repeat

myself and say that every day. Uh, anyways, I am grateful for your support. Thank you for supporting the show. I'm glad you're enjoying it. And, uh, yeah, I'll be shouting you out tomorrow. So woo. See you tomorrow, Ricky. All right. Bye. Thank you.