The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 251- My Top 3 Favorite Hotdogs

Episode Date: May 15, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Thursday. It's episode 251. Welcome back to the show. Hey, how's it going? Welcome back to the show. Happy Thursday. Hi, it's Jacqueline. Hit that subscribe button. I'm here seven days a week. Let's do a podcast. Again, I got my crystal. I'm on a kick. I'm on a sparkling water kick while I podcast. I feel like, no, that's not a kick. I do this every day, but it's a crystal geyser, lemon, sparkling water.

Jimmy's on my shoulder. My puppy's on my shoulder, Jimmy. Not for the intro. Are you all ears? because both of your, this is what I, what I say to him. Okay. Well, this is dumb, but when his ears flip over, I'm like, are you all ears? You're all ears. You're listening loud and clear. All right. Down, buddy. So welcome back to the show. I'm going to have fun today. I'm going to do something kind of lighthearted. Um, like the good old days back when I first started podcasting. well, I've done this recently, but, um, I'm gonna, oh, I don't want to say it. I feel like some of you might, some of my, some of my regular listeners might just roll their, they might roll their eyes right now. I'm going to do a Buzzfeed quiz. Okay. I don't have it

queued up. We're going to figure it out as I go. We're going to go on Buzzfeed. We're going to find a quiz. We're going to take it. We're going to hang out. We're going to have fun. Um, I just got done with a super long walk with Jimmy I think I hit 18,000 steps today kind of unintentionally like I found this new neighborhood while I was on my uh I was on well I went on my own walk I walked him then I went on my own walk and I found a different a new neighborhood and I kind of got lost but I was listening to a really good podcast I was like well I'll just walk aimlessly and listen to this and enjoy myself and yeah I ended up I think my Apple Watch is 18,000 steps so holy shit um anyways how's your week going how are you

doing let's um let's chat fuck okay oh I got good feedback by the way about Big Green Tractor yesterday's episode um people liked that style where I it was like a Q&A with myself so go listen to yesterday's episode. Apparently it's a good one. I never know. I have, I think I, I've been in a, I don't, Jacqueline, Jacqueline, we could small talk about my imposter syndrome for 10 hours. Like I need to do this. I need to go on Buzzfeed and figure this shit out. Okay. So quizzes of May, let's do the best quizzes of May button here. Oh, oh my God. I got my hair done today holy shit I forgot to mention that yeah a bitch is blonde she got her roots done um great experience this time um yeah I don't know what else it was pretty quick too like it

didn't take very long um okay I'm like do I need to do my life update and tell you everything I did today or do this I don't know um okay here are the best 15 the 15 best quizzes from May so far And the reason I like doing these, if you're new to the show, is because they're stupid, but they're, like, corny. A lot of them are super corny, but they give me shit to talk about. Like, as I'm doing the quiz, I tell stories, and I get ideas about what to say. And it's fun to, like, sit and talk about random shit. Like, choose 10 one-hit wonders, and we'll guess your age with 91% accuracy. this is not my kind of flavor of a quiz Jimmy not the planner he's chewing the planner he's still

teething he's six months old on Saturday and someone said on my walk with a golden retriever that at six months old they stopped teething or they stopped chewing shit and I think they were lying because he's nowhere he's nowhere close to that are you just at the table with me but he's got two hands at the table like he's sitting here he sits oh my god okay so you know how dogs sit normally he I catch him now I think it's a special skill that he's unlocked in his body like he sits with his um how do I explain it on his hind legs does that make sense with his little paws like a little uh t-rex like t-rex arms and then he's sitting on his butt and he's vertical like he's not you know what I mean you know does that did I paint a picture right there um like when he's

Is that the begging motion? Buddy, you're really hurting me right now. I'm so, guys, this is chaotic. Jimmy, go to the Amazon box. Go to the Amazon box, not Marius. Thanks, buddy. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy.

Like, every day he does something new and I'm mesmerized. But the whole sitting thing is so cute. I've taken pictures. I'm going to post, I think I'm going to post one of the, well, of course I will. One of the pictures of him sitting tonight. Okay. Find a quiz, Jacqueline. Find a quiz.

um I purposely didn't queue this up because I think going on an adventure with me on the fucking website might be kind of fun oh man bun neighbor what the fuck he's a man bun still I think I said a couple days ago he cut his hair he's hiding it oh my god so man bun neighbor walked by with his dog he's a character on the show he's one of my um I talk about him all the time he's we've been on a journey on the like he has been he doesn't even know it but he has been on the show so many days and a couple days ago I said it looks like he finally cut off his hair and he doesn't have a man bun anymore but I'm still gonna call a man bun neighbor anyways I guess what he's doing is he's tucking it he's tucking his bun in his trucker hat he

because now he's wearing a trucker hat which is new he tucks the bun in the trucker hat so you can't tell there's a bun what the i'm what's his what's his deal i'm i'm a little bit confused it would look kind of girly though not gonna lie if he uh because girls wear a ponytail through like through the hole in the back of the hat it would look kind of girly if he i feel like if he did that do guys with man buns put their man bun through the hat i don't know fuck it i'm on it I'm on a tangent. I'm trying to find a quiz, Jacqueline. Um, she's not on point today and that's the type of, and I'm willing to admit that. I'm just like, dude, I'm so hungry. I'm going to make pasta. I've been cooking pasta all week. I'm making pasta tonight, man. I am,

I'm doing like a pre-dinner podcast and it's, it's kind of annoying. Cause I'm like, I just want to chill and eat pasta. um these quizzes suck I feel like fighting today so let's decide if these 35 celebrities are cool or not I don't want to do celebrity shit um god damn it I didn't queue it up I didn't queue it up we're wasting time skip ahead I'll get to it in the in the next two minutes I'll find one we'll know your zodiac sign based on the bubble tea you order I've never had bubble tea actually that's crazy that's one of the whoa I've never had bubble tea for a while I think I I think yeah I said I think I was 23 when I had creme brulee for the first time

and I was pissed off after I figured that out I was like oh my god I've got my whole life and I just had creme brulee for the first time um yeah let's do a food quiz we'll know the state you live in solely by the foods you pick in this quiz amen let's do it the second thing I ask about seafood they're gonna know I'm from Washington I bet or like uh what's like a Washington food um like fish and chips oh oysters oysters is gonna be the giveaway first question okay come on wi-fi come on wi-fi the it's not loading it's not loading okay refresh come on google chrome here we go oh funny this is gonna be so fun I like doing food quizzes because first of all

I'm hungry second of all it's I'm gonna talk about food and I feel like people like food and they like hearing about food and anyways so here we go first question first question choose a bread, a dinner roll, a slice of sourdough, or if you're Joe Rogan, sourdough, a crostini, or cornbread. It's like my grandpa, he says band-aid, band-aid. That's like another, he does the emphasis or the, I don't know how to, I don't know what it's technically called technically called when you say a word with a couple syllables but um yeah he says band-aid hot dog yeah my grandpa says shit like that and i recently was listening to joe rogan talk about sourdough and he's like sourdough bread sourdough bread anyways uh choose a bread i gotta

go oh claire saffitz is that her last name yeah i just watched her make cornbread on youtube and looked really fucking good. Um, also speaking of cornbread, I'm, I don't know why this sounds so good right now. Shout out. You're not listening. Probably shout out Cassidy. Um, I want to send you my address so you can send me your jalapeno cornbread. You know, when you eat something someone makes at a potluck or whatever, and you're like, this is hands down. One of the best things I have ever put in my mouth in my entire life. Pause. Um, like it was one of those moments where I was like, this is, I, I don't, I need this. I need this all the time. Um, there are, so yeah, Cassidy's cornbread. Let me think my aunt's cookies, my grandma's cookies. Fuck. Who else

make? Oh, my mom's banana bread with chocolate, with chocolate chips. Um, and my mom's spaghetti. oh and her oh god i could keep going i could keep going i have to pick a bread i have to pick a bread um i'm gonna go i mean i just talked about cornbread but realistically i want a dinner roll i want a classic dinner roll yeah my mom's honey buns i'm envisioning my mom's honey buns she makes the best you know when you eat oh my god let's talk about bread there's levels to this shit like bread not all bread is created equal like when I tell you her her roles she makes are like they they they literally look like baseballs and they weigh that much they're so thick and when you pull them apart it's like you're pulling apart like how do I describe the density it's

they're so thick and they're so good oh my god I need I'm going home soon I can't wait I'm mom make honey buns if you're listening make honey buns oh and we're also going to our favorite restaurant with my favorite bread in the in the world oh my god okay speaking of bread again we have reserved well we have this special place we go to on the same weekend usually every year as a family and the bread they serve before you get your food is my it's pick a pick a country pick a region I don't give a fuck about France Italy all the best foods over there nope this bread this specific restaurant is the best bread in the world hands down it is again it's like you hold it and it weighs it's like a brick I feel like that's what makes bread good when it's when

it's heavy yeah oh my god you could fill you fill up on the bread and you're like I don't even want my steak now like I'm good um anyways next question so I chose dinner rolls next question choose a lunch item god I want to eat dinner so bad fuck this is like self-inflicted tort I'm torturing myself like I think when you're hungry you should go eat something and I'm like well I had a couple baby carrot I had a couple baby carrots in the kitchen with Jimmy before I started recording I was like this will hold me over and it's not it's not going to I walked 18,000 steps today I'm starving okay um Jacqueline people are getting bombed in Israel like shut the fuck up with your first world problems Jacqueline people are dying

okay I gotta choose a lunch item lobster bisque gumbo corn chowder or kale salad fuck fuck no okay I don't really want to swear do I want to swear today not really I don't really want to um yeah I'm gonna tone it tone it down uh definitely not the kale salad I don't like I don't like kale salads I don't like kale unless it's hidden or like in like a juice is fine but to eat the kale leaves is not they have to be super wilted down should I be TMI right now should I be TMI right now I think it should be TMI should I should I go here should I go here I know I know I podcast seven days a week I always say that you guys are

like you're either my you're like at this point if you if you're a regular regular listener you're uh you're a you're a friend you're close with me and I can say I feel comfortable to say uh discuss I'm just gonna say it do you know what I mean what do I always say I'm like I'm either your best friend if you're a girl or I'm your boyfriend or I'm your girlfriend if you're a boy what other woman talks to you seven days a week you know what I mean like who's unless you're dating them right I'm just saying so I remember back when I was vegan I was raw vegan for six months and I forget what year like this was like college yeah and not even kidding I was like okay, I made a, I called it a dinosaur salad or I heard it's like a thing. It was called the

dinosaur salad. And I found a recipe for it. And it's basically a bunch of raw kale. You add like lemon juice and tahini and all this, you know, like shredded carrots and beets, or I don't even know, like all this, all the, all of these raw vegetables. Right. And I was like, this is the epitome of health. This is the way the truth of light, this is veganism. This is a vegan salad that you get at a cool like vegan restaurant on the menu and I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it I'm gonna put it in the fridge I'm gonna eat it all week so you might be thinking this cleaned you out oh my god all those raw vegetables all that fiber um it hasn't been cooked the enzymes haven't been broken down this is cleaning you out so unfortunately unfortunately it did the

opposite I didn't shit for a week okay I've never been so bloated in my life I literally looked pregnant and I kept eating it I was like so like day one I ate it and I ate like fucking I don't know grapefruit and oranges in the morning I always I always ate for breakfast when I was raw vegan two navel oranges and a large pink grapefruit and I'd I'd peel them and I put them in a bowl and that's all I ate for breakfast and then I'd make like a banana smoothie thing and then for like lunch like a big one with like four bananas or something and then for dinner I'd eat that salad and I'm like I'd eat it like I don't know I ate it like for three days and I didn't take a shit I didn't it was so bad and I was so I looked pregnant it was I was so uncomfortable so I've

concluded that's why I got triggered when I read kale salad here uh on the quiz I got a little sugar because I know that I don't my body doesn't it doesn't do well with the kale unless it's really cooked down I'm a fucking collard greens I don't want kale cooked in uh pork fat or some shit with some bacon in it fuck yeah um there's a black owned business section on postmates that is annoying that it's I I have my opinions about that but um sounds racist that I just said that it's not racist what I'm saying it's not racist I think the fact that it's on Postmates is kind of fucking racist um anyways but there there is oh my god this is depressing last Easter during the pandemic during the lockdown I ordered collard greens uh fried chicken

like all the sides cornbread from this um restaurant here in San Diego and best collard greens my life like one of those moments where I'm like I need to eat collard greens uh I need to go to the south tomorrow like I need to live there I need to go and do the the fucking i need to do the the boil what's that fucking crawfish bowl bowl the boils i need to go to the i need to go to those boil parties i need to eat jambalaya i need to eat collard greens and fried okra and fucking cornbread and fucking fried chicken that's really good not shitty from like kfc and that well kind of that's kind of good not dude kfc is kind of fucking good like it is it is it was good when i was a kid i remember it being good i haven't had it i don't

know the last time i've been to kfc but anyways i love southern food what the fuck barbecue holy fuck well that's not is that yeah that could be it's everywhere but i gotta pick it i gotta pick a lunch item. I just talked about not wanting the kale salad. And then I got on a collard greens tangent. What the hell's happening? I'm going to go lobster bisque or gumbo. Gumbo is so fucking good. I'm more of a clam chowder bitch than a lobster bisque bitch. I do like, I like a seafood uh soup type thing chowder type thing uh bisque i'm gonna go gumbo i'm going gumbo dude my voice is so fucked i was trying so hard that i'm i'm honestly like this is this is probably bad i was trying so hard not to cough under my mask oh my god yeah when i was getting my hair

done like I don't have it's a tickle cough like there's no there's nothing there but I'll get I'll I'll get an uncontrollable tickle where I can't stop coughing and it like burns my throat after a while because I'm coughing I don't even know what it is it's like there's nothing there to cough up but I can't stop coughing but yeah it was so hard to keep it back today because I was I was so terrified of like being in the hair salon like hacking apparently everyone there got COVID like a couple weeks before I came so anyways okay now I gotta choose a snack I gotta choose a snack um avocado toast that's a that's a meal for me actually that'd be a good snack just like a small slice of toast yeah uh we got avocado toast crab cakes plantains

or fried cheese curds I forgot this is trying to this quiz is trying to narrow down what state I live in based on my food choices so this is obvious like if I picked avocado toast it's probably going to put me in California you know what I mean or plantains would put me in the south or fried cheese curds probably like Wisconsin. Wisconsin. I'm so glad I don't fucking live there. Dude, I don't, that, uh, what's it called? The Midwest, that Midwest twang to hear that all the time, to live there and hear that all the time. I just couldn't do it. Am I going to be bold and make this statement? It's just my, it's my opinion, but I was there. Um, I used to date a guy

he lived in Ohio and I remember we went to like a bookstore or something I don't know but the person who checked me out I was like this just sounds so like uh your accent your the vowels I know you might be making fun of my voice right now like I'm not doing that great today I'm a little bit congested and I don't put effort into like making my voice sound super cute for the podcast like I just open my mouth and it's usually pretty relaxed and I'm not really trying I know that makes no sense because I'm a podcast host but um anyways when she was checking me out her accent sounded so like I don't even know how to describe it kind of like I was back in time or it sounded kind of um

um depressing and her ohio accent was like the vowels just sounded kind of like i don't know how to describe it poor yeah i think it sounds poor kind of or like it's like unintelligent or like kind of retarded yeah a little bit just a little bit it like compared to the valley girl voice which is like the kardashian voice which is like the epitome of like status and wealth and like sophistication in this country in this fucking world now i wonder if the the other english-speaking countries have i wonder if they've adopted something like a valley girl accent because of the Kardashians you know what I mean like in their in their own in their own way that'd be interesting like the I bet it's like in like

the TOWIE show over in England I'm sure they have a little bit of a the only way is Essex that show I wonder I bet they kind of have their own like like twang like or like stop I don't know what even Jacqueline pick a snack fried cheese curds plantains avocado toast or crab cakes I'm doing crab cakes that sounds good I love crab I'm going crab cakes choose something to chow down on oh my god I'm so pasta in my fucking kitchen behind me right now in my body I should pause this and go eat it and I don't know what type of noodle shape I want tonight but uh we're gonna be we're gonna to be eating we're going to be eating a lot of it and I'm going to add cheese usually I don't add cheese but tonight I'm adding cheese and I'm going to add I got a new cheese board at Costco

I'm going to add a uh what's it called it starts with a c I sampled I did a little I did a little mouse bite on each cheese wedge the other night and the one I'm going to use is is it Fontina I think it's Fontina cheese. I don't know. It's super fucking good. It's got like pistachios in it. Um, I got to chow down on something here on the quiz. Frito pie, a lobster roll, a beer brat, or a veggie burger. Dude, this is such an obvious quiz. Like veggie burgers, California. Lobster roll would be Maine. Frito pie. I don't know where they eat Frito pie. that's definitely like a midwest oh my gosh there's like a midwestern mom speaking of the midwest i know i just kind of shit on them a little bit with the accent but

there's a great tiktok account um that's a mom from the midwest or she does like a character of like a typical mom who's in the kitchen she cooks the most interesting shit like everything over there is like what was her like everything's a salad like jello type salad like think of um fuck how do I describe it she makes salads but they're not healthy if that makes sense they're like pudding and nilla wafers and you know what I mean like uh yellow cake but like like, a trifle, but it's a salad to that, they call it a salad, or, yeah, a bunch of jello, jello salads with fruit and shit, and, like, I don't know, but it's a great TikTok, her, her accent is over the top, I feel like she puts on a little, she, like, over does it for her

videos, but it's really interesting and fun, because I'm, like, oh, I didn't know you could combine that and call it a salad I mean obviously it's on a salad but like it's like stuff you've never heard of in the food world she's throwing together and it's it's really cool it's really cool um kind of talking out of my ass right now but I don't know like I said in the beginning I just want to do something light-hearted and just brainless mindless today so dude I'm a hundred percent picking the beer brat i'm a fucking bratwurst bitch i can think of two distinctive barbecues i attended as a kid the third being the costco food court which isn't necessarily a barbecue situation but that's going to be included i'm going to do my top three

best uh bratwurst hot dog experiences ever number one was at the lake at a lake at a random house like i don't even know who these people were all i know is there was probably 50 people all adults uh i think it was my mom's climbing crew when she climbed mountains and back in the day i feel like they had a big barbecue by a lake and I'll never forget I took a bite of the bratwurst and I don't think I had I don't think I've had or at that time I had anything other than a hot dog in my life so a bratwurst all of a sudden was like holy fuck this is so good and it was so it's the reason why the first two I'm going to mention the first two um bratwurst I'm going to mention are were so good and so memorable this is so specific but I gotta paint a picture I gotta tell a story I'm trying

my best that's why podcast is fun to like when you reminisce I don't know what I listened to the other day I think it was a Rogan episode it probably was someone said that when you remember things from the past and you reminisce it's like your brain or something it's like you're reliving it again it like I don't know they said it better than I am right now but it's like a chance to relive it again and to I don't know okay so anyways the reason why these were memorable experiences was because of the snap the snap when he when I bit into that the bratwurst it was like I didn't know they were supposed to snap like that like holy it snapped and I don't know it made it so good I got an oral fixation problem I think um I'm a girl I feel like girls I've heard

that's a thing like we always have to have like a lollipop in our mouth or chew we always chew pens or I don't know like I vaped for a couple years at one point thank god I stopped doing that um which is not a cute I don't feel like I don't know sometimes I get a little itch to get one again but anyways um yeah I'm like describing the texture the mouthfeel of a fucking bratwurst when I was like seven but I remembered it and I feel like it's worth talking about so yeah they both snapped so that first one was at that barbecue with my mom's climbing crew at the lake I think that was my first bratwurst and we also got a survival handbook there that

was totally her climbing crew yeah they passed along this yellow little pocketbook this little yellow pocketbook survival guide and I remember that ended up going and it ended up um sitting in our bathroom at home and I'll never like I would sit and go the bathroom and like read through that all the time like because that was like pre-cell phones right like we used to sit down and read the backs of shampoo bottles and books and magazines and like that was how we were entertained as we were on the fucking john and I remember like flipping I always flip to the page where it taught you how to um scare off a cougar or like stand your ground if you ever encounter a cougar and uh it was all about like or it it said that you gotta you have to get big so if you have

a coat or if you have other people around you like put someone on your shoulders this seems so jackass like oh a cougar okay someone hop on my shoulders and then you take your coat and you like flip it up like a big um peacock or whatever like you like a python you know like they flare out their shit and you get really big and I think you make noise I think you make noise I don't know if you make noise or not but you get big and that's supposed it show that you're, uh, you're not fucking around and it's a signal for them to not kill you. I don't fucking know. I had a dream about getting chased down by a cougar on one of my, um, at one of my hiking spots a couple of nights ago. I just remember that. What

the fuck um so yeah and the second the second best this was a hot dog a hot dog a hot dog how do you say a hot dog this is an oscar meyer hot dog and i don't think they make them like this anymore and i know you might be thinking that's absolute trash that's white trash that's the lowest grade hot dog you can possibly ever fucking eat wrong this hot dog was made by my late uncle he passed away it's been i forget how many years now um one of the coolest people in my life ever like i don't know how to describe him other than like just showed me what I'm show me what a man should be or like how a man should be. And, um, he made the best fucking jambalaya by the way, uh, jambalaya, his jambalaya and his bread, best bread

and best jambalaya ever. And he would make it out on a fire. Like he would make it on a, in a big cast iron pot on the fire. It was so good. But yeah, he literally just made hot dogs on the barbecue oscar meyer hot dogs from the local grocery store like a small this is out this is in a really small like uh mountain town where he lived and yeah also it also snapped great i'm going to i know i'm going on too long about fucking hot dogs but let me have this let me enjoy myself right now um thinking about my uncle that makes me happy i'm thinking about hot dogs I'm hungry uh but yeah he got him with like the there there was like one grocery store there with without a lot of options you know what I mean it wasn't like a gourmet like whole foods type store

it was just like your regular little grocery store and the reason why I think they were so good is because they were a little bit longer than like a ballpark frank and the ends were twisty they had a little like belly button on the end these hot dogs had a little like does that make sense where they cut off or they you know they separate them and it was this is the best i was like this is a bet i think at my house we were just eating beef franks ballpark franks it's like oh we got to go oscar meyer we got to switch over we got to go to oscar meyer now um and then yeah obviously third would be the costco polish dog every time we went to costco as a family we would well not every time we'd have to kind of beg it was always like hey can we get food here after we checked out but yeah

the the fucking polish dog from costco the 2.99 polish dog from costco bucks hard top three those were my top three hot dogs slash bratwurst um my favorite hot dog slash bratwurst experiences in my life god damn i want a hot dog right now do i do i have any like oh my god i have italian sausages in my from costco in my freezer damn it i need buns though i don't want to do like the healthy way where you just dunk it in ketchup like and mustard i want to do a bun i wonder if they make healthy buns like you know like when you're like i just want something with without gluten and carbs you know is that a thing just roll it in fucking lettuce jacqueline just roll it in lettuce just roll it in lettuce so anyways for this question i chose a beer brat because the picture

looks enticing it looks great and that would obviously i got a fucking fetish for hot dogs or some shit I got a thing for them that lake party was so fun oh my god these were such good times my uncle's house barbecues late nights no responsibilities fuck yeah it's really what I'm looking forward to in the future is like that you know I know I'll be the adult now and I'll probably have my own kids and shit but like i don't know i just want like simple life fun stuff like cookouts and hangouts and campfires um next we have to choose choose a little something sweet oh my god i already know strawberry shortcake 100 we got strawberry shortcake mochi uh fluffernutter definitely a midwest thing or layer jello cake definitely a midwest thing

what's fluffernutter there's a picture here of it looks like white bread with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter ew i bet that'd be good actually if i was really hungry i bet that'd be good but i don't like that i don't like marshmallows unless they're on a s'more I can't I just I don't know I'm picky like that with marshmallows mochi it's a texture problem for me I don't like whenever I get sushi and then everyone's like you want to get mochi like do we do we want to get dessert I'm like I don't want I don't want it I don't want it I don't like it um I'll I'll eat it but I'm not I don't like I'm not really into it layer jello cake definitely not. I'm definitely going strawberry shortcake because that is so good. It's so simple, but so

good. And it's not very sweet. It's like shortbread is very, I love making shortbread. Mom, let's make strawberry shortcake when I come home. God, I'm going over how many days? Like four or five. Okay. I got to get in some baking while I'm there. Okay. Now choose a bread. Now I have to choose a beverage sweet tea sweet tea sparkling water coffee from duncan or chocolate cake shake what the fuck is that a milkshake dude i'm going sparkling water i love sparkling water i don't really like i mean i i used to i used to be on a i used to get those peach uh crystal geyser no not crystal geyser i'm drinking crystal geyser crystal light i used to drink the peach crystal light all the time and then one time i was in the car after school with my mom and she

said that a girl at my school had to like she's like in the hospital for drinking too much crystal light it's like fucked up her system so i stopped drinking crystal light after that sometimes i'm at the grocery store and i'm like i want it but i don't know I don't know if it's worth the risk, and there's a lot of better, I mean, I just drink liquid Ivino, because I'm a podcast whore, and I got sucked in, I drank the Kool-Aid, I need to do, there should be a post, or, you know how there's a TikTok trend, like, tell me your da-na-na without telling me your da-na-na, like, fill in the blank, there should be a tell me you listen to podcasts without telling me you listen to podcasts and it should be someone

with they're like naked in their me undies drinking a liquid iv with blue chew on their tongue uh what other sponsors jack what other sponsors are really common on a casper mattress fuck fuck fuck what other sponsors are common what other sponsors are common do you know what i mean I'll just end it there with all of the, what are the other really, really common sponsors? Just go to the, oh, like CBDMD, um, Buffalo Trace. Anyways, Black Rifle Coffee, I think. I got to choose a beverage. I'm going sparkling water next. Oh fuck. It thought, it thinks I live in Florida. So this quiz was, and I'm going to end this and go eat because I'm not even going to drag on the end here I'm going to read my result

say that I'm going to say thank you to you and then I'm going to leave because what is this I don't even know what this episode is I live in this thinks I live in Florida what does it say I got an eyelash in my eye ouch oh that feels good um Florida it says you love southern foods, but you're also a huge fan of Cuban cuisine. Oh my god, they got a typo. BuzzFeed got a little typo, but I'll help you out here. You love southern foods, but you're also a huge fan of Cuban cuisine. While means you're definitely from Florida. Which, which means you're definitely from Florida. That's what they meant, I'm sure. It's okay. I got the point. The only thing you thought was missing from this quiz was a Publix sub. I'm guessing that's a... Actually, I've heard

of Publix. Shout out... What's his name? Shout out The Conerize from Sarasota, Florida. Shout out family food dude on Instagram. I've been following, you know, you have those accounts you've been following since like 2012, like since the beginning of Instagram, like there's a family I've been following who the dad reviews food. He's really, they're just like, I don't know. They're really, I like can't stop watching sometimes. And they have these little kids that I've watched. I've literally watched them now they're on their third. I've watched them go to zero to now almost three kids. I've watched them. They're building a business right now. they're building cookies and it's called cookies and cream Sarasota. They make over the top like

cookies and ice cream and chip. And, um, anyways, I'm bringing this up because I think he's talked about Publix before, or I think that's a growth. That's where he finds his, the stuff to review. I don't know. He, he used to make like, I used to like watching him. So the reason I followed, um, him initially was for all of his like supplement or like protein protein bar reviews like I don't know I was always confused while I'm like what was good because you never know with protein bars it's always like hit or miss so I watched his videos and he would like he was super entertaining he's kind of funny he reminds me of um he looks exactly like white goodman who um fucking dodge ball I'm gonna say his name god damn it I can't hi I'm Mike Goodman dodgeball oh my god oh my god

I can't believe I can't remember Ben Stiller he looks kind of like Ben Stiller so yeah anyways okay so it thinks I'm from Florida I'm from Washington that's cool whatever that was a stupid quiz but I did it and I had fun and I talked about um bratwurst what should I title this episode I love hot dogs I like them black too like no okay I like um I like a char I like a char I like them burnt sometimes I like them all the way burnt nearly all the way burnt you gotta have a little crust on there you can't have just a simple oh my god a boiled hot dog the only boiled hot dogs that I eat and I don't hate are my grandma's because when we grew up she would boil hot dogs and she called them dynamite sticks because when she boiled them

they would explode and like like the this casing would like split and then yeah she said they're dynamite dynamite sticks but a boiled hot dog is so trash compared to like a grilled hot dog should i do a every time i go to costco and i pass the food court i'm like i just you know when you go years without having something in your fucking diet and you're like i have not i haven't had a polish dog from costco in like a decade like what am i doing i just need to get one and get it over with every time i go by the food court i'm like i i want it i don't know didn't it get taken off the menu though because of the the news that came out about processed meats a couple years back that it was um there there were

it was linked to cancer processed meats like yeah like hot dogs and the costco hot dog and cured meats. I mean, I know it's not great. It's not great for you, but dude, once every 10 years, why not? I need to do it. Anyways. So I hope, I hope you enjoy this episode. Thank you for hanging out. Thank you for being here. I hope you've, I hope your week is, um, has been fun. I hope you're enjoying your life, your life and you're not depressed and you're, um, out of your head and in your, and you're in your heart. I hope you're out of your head. I hope you're in your heart. I hope you're in the moment. I hope you're stopping to smell the roses when you pass them and the fresh, the fresh cut

grass now that it's spring. Um, and if you haven't been in the moment, maybe this is your little, um, reminder that that's where life happens. Okay. And I'm having to, I have to remind myself that all the time and not to get deep and emotional, but literally all it took for me to really get there quickly was my puppy. Like he's getting me in the moment so well now, because when I play with him, when I walk him, when I'm, whenever I'm with him, it's like, it's just me and him in life and the world around us like that's it i think that's what happens when you fall in love right i fell in love with my puppy he's my friend he's my best friend yeah you're passed out he's so passed out from our walk all right happy thursday thanks for hanging out

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