The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 261- Podcast Marathon #1

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

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Hey guys, it's episode 261. Welcome back to the show. hey what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show oh my goodness it's been a while um yeah I know I podcast seven days a week and I'm six episodes behind okay I'm gonna be honest it's not Sunday this was supposed to come out six days ago it's currently Friday I'm in Washington at my mom's house and I'm gonna crank out six episodes right now and you might be wondering like why um why didn't you what you committed to doing a podcast every day of the week why are you behind why have you been slacking off um you know what here's what I love to say never complain and never explain I don't need to explain myself there are no rules no I'm kidding um honestly

I, I had a, I had a great time last weekend and I don't know what to say, guys. I'm just going to do six episodes and you guys can use your imagination. I tell you everything on this podcast every single day about my life and everything, but I'm going to be a little mysterious. I'm not going to say anything. So yeah. Um, F it. I honestly, I don't even know let's just do so here's what the here's the game plan is let me just cut to the chase hold on I'm drinking a diet coke because I'm at my mom's house and it's like the only time I drink it I developed an addiction I just spilled it on my mom's lulu I'm like borrowing her clothes right now um because I packed light and I spilled it spilled it all over her lulu zip up anyways

yeah I developed an addiction to this diet coke when I came home for a month last December for Christmas and anyways here I am again sitting in her kitchen looking out her window podcasting so here's what the plan is I'm gonna be obnoxious I'm gonna be annoying I'm gonna be be, uh, whatever for the next four podcasts that you're going to get in the, in your inbox, because they're all going to be stupid Buzzfeed quizzes. I'm going to do a pod, a Buzzfeed quiz marathon. This first one I'm going to do is called, this is today's episode is going to be, or 261 last Sunday's episode is going to be, uh, it's a little spooky how we can guess your relationship status based on the pizza you make. So I'm going to build a pizza.

I'm currently on my lunch break right now, kind of. I like work from home, but I'm going to do a quiz during it and talk about pizza instead of eating it and drink a Diet Coke. So that's today's episode followed by tomorrow. We're going to do another one or tomorrow's. Okay. I'm annoying. I'm like today, tomorrow, the next day, basically you're going to have an inbox full of episodes from me back to back to back to back to back and here's what I have to say to that okay there are no rules in this life there's no guidebook there's no handbook there's no I don't follow the rule I'm not like do you know what I mean like with podcasting like who says you can't throw someone six episodes in one day who says so this is kind of a weird week

um I'm in I'm 100 episodes away from doing this for a year straight and yeah this has been a interesting little last few days of like I don't even know I'm not even going to talk about it it was a great week I'll say that though okay so and then what I'm going to do is I'm going to do a podcast later on about yesterday when I traveled to Washington and then today I'm going to podcast after my family barbecue tonight. And I'll tell you all about my Friday, my day today. So you guys are going to get a lot. Anyways, I'm trying to like make sense of time for you, but it's honestly irrelevant at this point because I'm behind six days. So why make it sound like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, those days are past. The week is over. Anyways,

podcast marathon let's do it uh buzzfeed quiz number one let's make a pizza let's talk about my relationship status and here's what you're going to find out at the end of it I'm just gonna teach or I'm gonna spoiler alert this for you right now whatever this quiz comes up with as my relationship status or for my you know whatever it guesses is going to be what it is. Okay. No matter what, I'm not saying shit. So you're not going to know you can think whatever you want. Okay. I'm not going to reveal what it is. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm, that's like one of the things on the internet that I've decided to keep private, no matter what's going on. So you'll probably never know. And that's how I want it. I don't

want the world to be like up in my fucking personal business about my dating life. Like, no thanks um okay so first question is or I have to pick a type of crust on a pizza dude I'm I should be eating lunch right now this is uh I don't know I had like a croissant this morning my mom went to Costco and packed the house full of food because my brother's here this weekend with his girlfriend and my sister's home and we're having like a birthday weekend for my mom and we're having a baby shower and a barbecue tonight and we have a fancy dinner on Saturday uh tomorrow at our favorite restaurant it's like a full house so my mom did a Costco run and she got some bakery items so I had a croissant I feel like I'm full but I'm gonna talk about pizza

and I'm gonna want to go make a quesadilla or something because we don't have pizza and she has all the she's so much cheese and like so many tortilla options um I slept in my mom's bed last night by the way it was so comfortable anyways okay holy shit and I also oh my god I need to relax I really want to keep this to 10 minutes I know I'm already going over but um my idea was to do like six 10 minute episodes in a row so this only takes me an hour of my day to day but we know we're not going to be able to contain ourselves I I miss podcasting I haven't done it in a few days so just let me have this um my mom has the same espresso machine as me well she has like the upgraded nice one with the touch screen but

I don't think my espresso machine works back in San Diego because like I like the I pull shots of espresso for myself and I don't know if it's the type of bean I'm using I don't know hers are so strong the shots and I had eight no I didn't have eight I had six I had six this morning I think and I'm feeling weird and too wired and okay okay delete this episode restart you over explain the beginning about how many days you're off and what you're gonna do for each episode for the next six episodes and how you're gonna spam people that wasn't that was unnecessary information no one needs to know just do a podcast and don't talk about it just don't mention it but I have been getting dms like Jacqueline where's the latest episode where's the latest

episode where's the latest episode so gotta keep it real keep it real for the to all the fam fam to all the fans to all the what are you guys you're my friends okay I gotta keep it real for you um and something I do on this show that I think is unique to the show is I take you behind the scenes um of my podcast host life and I tell you about the details of I tell you like logistics and shit. So I did walk you through my routine today, like how I'm going to do six in a row. So whatever. I got to pick a type of crust. We're going to do this quiz about pizza based on what I'm feeling in this current moment. I just ate a croissant. I mean, I don't want deep dish, but like I, I'm looking at the pictures here on this quiz. I think when I go for pizza, I like a thin crust.

I don't know I don't really have a preference I just like pizza like it's all good um I'm gonna go thin crust I like a good like Neapolitan Napoli style is that what's called Napoli style fast-fire pizza type thing it's pretty thin so I'm gonna go with that um I'll eat anything though I'm a fucking trash can with pizza it doesn't matter what kind I don't care if it's out of the freezer section at the grocery store or from from Sicily like I'll eat it it's pizza it's good it's a perfect food all pizza is good pizza I don't care if it's from a lunch uh not a lunchable um a lunchroom and a cafeteria at an elementary school I will eat that pizza I will eat meat or excuse me I will eat bread and melted cheese and sauce and in any form of any quality in any state

any region any country any I don't give a fuck I'll eat out of a garbage can and believe me I have I'm a raccoon I'm a trash can raise your hand class raise your hand raise your hand if you have ever eaten eaten something out of the garbage can again this quiz is going to guess my relationship status based off of the pizza I'm choosing and just guess it based off of what I'm fucking revealing and saying because who would date this shit they would date a raccoon who would date someone that eats fucking pizza that was like a one-time drunken ass occasion it was a funny situation I remember it very well um okay I gotta

to pick a sauce and I just got slightly um not I don't like I keep saying triggered like I've been thinking about that word too much I like keep saying it's not the right word when I just said sauce I looked at my mom's fridge and when I first showed up last night um or I came in the day whatever um I went into her fridge and I was like I made some I was trying to make like a tuna quick fucking snack situation and I needed some sauce or I need something to go with it and there's literally like pico de gallo mustard a1 steak sauce and like I swear tartar sauce from god knows how long ago there's just no like I'm a sauce person I'm a sauce like I I gotta have hot sauce options I gotta have mild sauce options I gotta have

like just every kind I I don't know I don't know if this is relevant or excuse me relatable to anyone but I'm a I'm a sauce snob a little bit and I showed up and I'm like mom you gotta step it up but she hasn't I don't know whatever um she's like I haven't been grocery shopping I need to get stuff I know anyways um so I gotta pick a sauce for this pizza now I do love yellow mustard I put that shit on everything so it was fine I survived I'm grateful I have food and I can come to my mom's house and be here on her birthday weekend and like yeah okay cool um choose a sauce classic tomato sauce Alfredo sauce olive oil or pesto I gotta go classic every time I get a pizza with like not that's not red sauce I'm like I wish I had the red sauce it's just like what you

get on pizza like I mean I don't know again I'll eat it it's pizza I don't really give a fuck if it had Alfredo sauce on it I'll still eat it gotta pick a cheese now we're going we got mozzarella parmesan feta or brie a hundred percent mozzarella not even a question it's pizza what am i doing with a brie what kind of pizza would have brie on it i feel like that would be good on i feel like something with ham i don't know why whatever um something french i don't fucking know i don't know cheese that well do you okay oh my mom speaking of going to costco and stocking the house she got the most cheese i've ever seen in my life because

we're having a little charcuterie charcuterie i don't even know how to say it bored um i think tonight at the barbecue or something and she went all out she got like every cracker available at Costco every cheese. She got fruit. She got nuts. She got, what else? We didn't get honeycomb. I feel like you got to have honeycomb on that charcuterie board, but I don't know. All right, pick a topping. We're going mushroom, spinach, pineapple, or tomatoes. So what do I have so far? thin crust red sauce mozzarella now I have to add a topping um the next question has a protein topping so I gotta do a vegetable right now I'm going mushroom 100% dude a mushroom sauce sausage wait is it sausage mushroom is that my favorite combo sometimes yeah I was at a work

party at the job I had before COVID and I lost that the one I lost um during the pandemic um I was at a work party at a training with all my other employees and these two girls they were super cool they didn't know each other or anything but when we had to put our pizza order in for pizza hut at the the lunch party thing they both screeched so loud when they said their toppings at the same time they're like mushroom sausage like they both loved that combo so much and i was like i've never i'm sure i've had it before but i don't like think to order something with just mushroom mushrooms and sausage and they were like this is the best combination it's so simple you don't need anything else trust us so i trusted them and i remember we sat um we ate on the roof

of the building, and we looked out into the city, and it was a hot day, and I was shoving this Pizza Hut mushroom sausage pizza in my mouth, and I've never forgotten it. It's been about, it's been over a year now, and I think about it every day. No, I'm kidding, but it was so good. I was like, they're right. Like, this is, you don't need a pepperoni on here, because normally in Jacqueline, we say pepperoni mushroom sausage, right? I would need that pep, but in this case, it was good without it. It was so good without it. And I think I had a breakdown at one point in 2020. I ordered Domino's at one point and I did get that combo. And I do remember this moment and it was during, uh, I think that was like last July. You're just one fucking Domino's order away

from a breakdown Jack. I feel like, I don't know why it reminds me of like college and me and my friends would just be like fuck it we're getting pizza and we just like god we ate we ate so much god fucking dominoes it takes me to a dark place I feel like when I just order trash pizza like that but sometimes you gotta sometimes you gotta watch the game and order pizza and you don't need to think about it or worry about it you just do it um fuck um okay wait what was I on oh I picked mushrooms for my topping now I gotta pick a protein oh my god they don't have sausage they have pepperoni chicken shrimp or I'm good fuck okay I have to do classic pepperoni in this case if sausage was was an option I would have picked sausage obviously

I love a sausage I think I did an entire pod I did there's an episode called my top three favorite hot dogs that's gotten a good review from the listeners so far um I did an episode all about my top three favorite hot dogs and I told stories about my experiences with each of them I think I did an honorable mention yeah I did I think I did the Costco food court Polish dog as a fourth like honorable mention but I didn't count it um but that was a great episode I do have an episode called called kielbasa kielbasa kielbasa Friday um that's when I ate a kielbasa kielbasa I think that's when I ate a kielbasa I don't know how to say it and I watched the UFC Jake Paul I drank a beer and I that was my fucking night

i paid 50 bucks to watch jake paul uh fight and then i ben askren and i fucking ate a kielbasa with some mustard and ketchup i think it just had mustard actually yellow mustard and i got an ipa like a big one like just a big ass that was a good time dude date yourself okay i know this quiz is gonna guess my relationship status and whatever this is all about like guessing it I don't even know why I picked this one but it was on like the trending buzzfeed quizzes but date yourself like literally sit down on your couch on a Friday night watch the game watch the UFC I don't care if you're you know what if you're a guy pop some popcorn put on twilight drink some wine get a bar of chocolate and crumple

it up in the popcorn act like a girl sit down and date yourself i sat down and watched ufc like a dude and i ate a fucking sausage and drank a big ass beer there what this is what i said in the beginning of this episode there are no rules you don't have to like follow the rules in life like nobody controls you you can do whatever you want and i was feeling like a sausage that night and i had one i think it's i think it was from costco actually i think it was in the freezer when my mom stocked my freezer when she came and visited me with every fucking meat in the Costco frozen section. And you know what? It was a good sauce. Hey mom, if you're listening, what kind of espresso beans are you buying? I feel different and I feel good, but it's a little bit alarming. I don't

know. Okay. Uh, I have to finish this quiz. Do you want any extras? Do I want more cheese, more protein more veggies or no thanks um I don't more protein I would want sausage and then I would pick off the pepperoni so I could have my sausage mushroom pizza um I'm gonna say no thanks like I'm good I'm chilling sometimes too much on the top is it's like you need it's got to be balanced you can't have too much weight on top of a thin crust or it doesn't really fucking hold up I'm gonna say no thanks okay do I do I want to side with my pizza absolutely we got garlic bread mushroom soup what the fuck sorry chicken wings or no thanks a hundred percent garlic bread that's kind of part of it you got to have a little something

on the side like you gotta have a little garlic twist or a little garlic knot I don't know I do like crazy bread from Little Caesars there's a throwback for all y'all kids out there all y'all I don't know is that still around crazy bread um after we would go I feel like Little Caesars was a post-swimming, family swimming day, um, outing, we'd go to Little Caesars after, and we'd get a big liter of Pepsi or some shit, we'd pick out a pop, I used, I used to get this, I think I used to get Mountain Dew, yeah, I was a Mountain Dew kid, if you can't tell, no, I was a Mountain Dew girl and we would get crazy bread and we would put the you know we get the pizza the hot and ready pizzas it's the little caesars and uh shout out little caesars you're i think they're still

around yeah of course they are right and we'd pop that little crazy bread bag open in the car and we could eat that on the way home so it would shut us up because all i want to do is eat the pizza the ride but like we had to start with the bread the crazy bread and uh that was always a good time in the van driving home it was about a 10 minute drive home out to the fucking ranch that's what mom calls this house we refer to this house as the ranch out here on the ranch um it's not a ranch it's i think the house style is a ranch style home i don't really know about architecture that much but anytime come home start talking with twang this little fucking plot of land takes out the takes the sucks the fucking twang out of my body and I don't know why so I start talking about this

I start I'm gonna start talking about Ruth from Ozark dude she I still think about Ruth I still think about Ozark when is season four coming out has it come out already and I don't I don't know about it. I am laying back. I'm at a glass table, a round table. I got to tell you about this position I'm in right now. Sorry. I know. I'm, dude, I'm delusional right now. I'm so in my own world. I am. Okay. First of all, here's a new tangent. After I was about to tell you how I'm sitting because it's obnoxious mom and mom I'm gonna have to like wipe this table down sorry mom um I look like okay first of all back to what I was going to say before I'm going to tell you how I'm sitting the reason I love podcasting I have so much fun is because it's a hundred percent a

stream of consciousness like I'm just saying whatever I'm thinking and that's why it gets chaotic and crazy sometimes as like this episode is and how I'm just like I don't even know what I'm saying but um so sorry to like change the subject every two seconds but that's I'm having fun I'm gonna have a great day because of this so yeah just whatever um there are no rules there are no rules you can do whatever you want in this life fuck it I'm sitting in a gray chair I think my mom got these at Wayfair I don't know they're cool I picked them out she sent me pictures and she's like what one should I get and I think I picked these out for her um kind of mid-century modern upholstered chairs that go with this glass table this round glass table I am

I mean I'm not trying to make anyone feel anything right now I am I'm not trying to get anyone everybody just keep your imagination to a minimum right now I am absolutely in the most fuck I am I am in a birthing position I am my legs are on the table okay I am they are out to each side up on the table I got my laptop it's like my neck is in it's on the same level as the table so I'm basically on my back on the chair with my legs in a pretty much a v um I've never been oh my god this is so fucking comfortable and I have my mom's socks on they're so soft because I'm using all of her clothes this weekend I brought like one outfit for dinner Saturday and there's like a wind chime out in the background

outside. I can hear, I got my brother's dog walking around the table. I haven't even mentioned Odie's here. This is the most erotic podcasting position. I think, you know what? I'd like to see podcasters get creative with their podcasting position and the people that do video podcasts because or or is this okay why am I doing this why is this why do I talk and move in the most obnoxious fucking like I'm not even I don't even know how I got here how did I get here I think I started slipping down I stick stick put my legs up on the table dude I gotta finish this quiz it's because I'm comfortable I'm at home I grew up here I'm looking out at a field there's a beautiful breeze it's blue there's blue sky out um it's yeah it's not raining here

I'm in Washington that's great um there's some beautiful roses in front of me my mom got for her birthday life's good bitch life is so I love 2021 I love it here all right next question I'm almost done with this sorry I'm gonna breeze through I got one two three five podcasts to go today uh what size do you want your pizza to be personal medium large or can I have all of them Am I sharing it or am I not sharing it? I'm going to go large. Yeah, I'm going to go large. I want a large thin crust mushroom sausage pizza from Little Caesars. Oh, where am I getting this pizza from? Oh, now I get to pick. Pizza Hut, Domino's. I'm making it at home or an Italian restaurant.

Just because I mentioned Pizza Hut and the girls at my old job earlier, I'm going Pizza Hut. I don't give a fuck. Shout out Pizza Hut. They sponsor the NFL. A lot of people like Pizza Hut. It's good. It's good as shit. And I can't decide if I like it better than Domino's, but again, any pizza is good. It's pizza. But like, honestly, an Italian restaurant would be like my, my soul, like, okay, what does my soul want? My soul wants to be in Italy eating this pizza at an Italian restaurant. Like that's what I, deep down my inner, like guiding light, what that that's what it wants my heart and soul wants that authentic uh italian that experience right but just because of the type of fucking day i'm having right now

and the position i'm in the twang on my voice and the story i told earlier about pizza hut i'm going to pizza hut it's friday i live i live in the united states of america i'm going to pizza hut we're ordering it on our fucking app it's getting delivered all right next because who walks into who eats at pizza hut like who goes into pizza and sits down like you know what i mean do people eat at it dude do people eat at taco bell like do you walk into mcdonald's and sit down and eat like do people eat at fast food restaurants I haven't done, I don't think I've done that in so many years, like, drive through, or order it, and get it delivered, or I don't want it, I'm already ashamed I'm there, and then I'm fucking

sitting inside, in, in the environment, the fucking trash food is being made in, I don't want, it's too, it's too much stimulation, and I don't know, it's not comfortable, oh christ okay and finally and finally when are you eating this pizza when am I gonna eat this breakfast lunch dinner or snack I'm setting up for this answer because I'm feeling like my stomach's about to get kind of like I don't know bubbly from the diet coke um I'm eating this pizza for fucking breakfast no um I'm a dinner pizza person like I can eat it any time of day right but I feel like it's ideal as a dinner lunch pizza hits different than dinner pizza it doesn't taste the same because when I

eat pizza I want to sit down and relax and end my day with a pizza I don't want to I don't want to have it in the middle of the day. I'm going to want to take a nap. I'm going to be tired. Um, depends what, if I, if I got like a little bit, like if I just got a big slice of pizza and called it good versus eating a few, I'm going dinner. Oh fuck. Okay. This is my relationship status. According to Buzzfeed's quiz here. Again, this quiz was called, um, it's a little spooky how we can guess your relationship status based on the pizza you make? Here's the answer. Here we go. Uh, it's complicated. Your relationship is hard to define right now. And that's totally fine. That's what they think. So there's the, there's the answer. It's complicated.

Um, that may or again, I'm not going to say yes or no, or I agree or disagree. That may or may not be true um use your imagination guess uh try to figure it out for your on your own honestly nobody nobody like here's the thing I don't like give I don't give like I don't wish and wonder and want to know if other people are in relationships like I don't like you guys it doesn't even like who cares like you know what I mean like I didn't even I didn't even know I just said that like go use your imagination try to figure out like who's trying to figure it out nobody is nobody cares about anyone but themselves like nobody cares but um again I'm a I'm that's the one thing I'm private about so no matter what you're not gonna

know but if I'm like all of a sudden I don't know if I'm all of a sudden what would make it obvious that I'm in a relationship because it's not like it's gonna make me any happier than I already am alone because I'm fucking happy alone all the time like it doesn't I said this I said this early on when I started podcasting I was like girl it doesn't get any better than this stop trying to wish and want and dream of a happier better life it's this is as good as like you're fucking perfect today it's always gonna be this you're you know what I mean like truly like once you have that perspective not to get deep but like I've really had that epiphany over the last six months of doing this or eight how many I don't even know how many months

I was like this is what this is your first of all this is your passion that's what life's all about like finding your passion following your dreams like you know and I'm having fun I'm in the moment I'm hanging out with myself I'm getting to know myself girl you're not gonna have any more fun alone than you're having right now and you're podcasting and you're doing this and it's great and so like that's why when I think about past experiences oh my god okay we're gonna get deep for two seconds I'm gonna end this I got five other fucking podcasts to do after this so hear me out I've talked a lot about my early 20s and like or just my social life in the past and how you know I'd be out on a boat I'd be out at a party in a club whatever and I wasn't really

having that much fun I'm like oh I should be having fun I'm here I'm in this setting that's really hypey and fun and we're there's a bunch of like hot people around we're drinking and it's a good time right and there's music and it's like fun right and I wouldn't be having that much fun I mean I did like don't get me wrong it's not like I never have fun but I realized just now or I feel like that this has been my I've been realizing this for a while now that I wasn't good alone I wasn't happy alone all of these other people and experiences were like distracting me and patching happiness together for me or like there it was a bunch stimulation and external um yeah external it was like external stimulation so that made me feel

good temporarily but like when I'm alone I wasn't I wasn't good alone so does that make any sense so and also the people I was around as we're surrounding myself with not like the best people like you know what I mean like the it was just not anyways so now I'm like wait I don't need all that shit to be happy, I'm so good alone, but if I go do that stuff now, oh my god, I love myself, I'm happy in who I am, I'm, I know I'm more in the moment than ever now, in everything, like, with everything I do, so when I'm out there, back in the club this summer, or whatever the fuck, I don't even know, when this shit opens back up, when I'm on a boat, when I'm at a party, whatever, I'll be so much happier going back out in the world,

doing that kind of stuff now because I've made peace with myself and I'm like happy about who I am now and isn't that what life's all about I'm so happy about I'm so grateful for 2020 because I had to like learn or I had to I had to uncover that I had to like really face myself and figure it out because I was staring at myself every day in my little apartment and I got really depressed i was such a shit talker to myself and i was so mean to myself and i would spiral all day long about how much i suck how much i don't like myself how much i hate myself how disgusting i am by myself i'm not good enough why i haven't why haven't i accomplished this yet by this age and why am i not doing this why i don't have any friends and i'd sit and do that all day long

and i was depressed just fuck for like uh first like four months march april may june wait march April May June I don't know good like four or five months there I was in a really low place um and then I decided I made a firm decision that I'm not gonna be mean to myself anymore now I just I'm not and and it's literally like that easy once you figure out how easy it is to just not like believe in your own bullshit and let that take over your day and your life it's like oh dude everyone like it's that and that's the thing it's like when other people would say stuff like this on podcasts or in self-help books and shit I'd always like absorb it and take it in but I never really lived it and applied it it never like clicked but last year it finally

clicked it clicked when I started podcasting honestly like when I started talking it out and really like clarifying all my I don't even know like just working on my issues out loud and I was like oh you literally just don't have you can it's all a choice like choosing to be mean to yourself and thinking negative thoughts all day is all a choice everything you're in control of it all so just choose happiness and I have a little thing on my little whiteboard at home that says i choose happiness no matter what today and i have a little smiley face next to it and no matter what i choose happiness yeah so and it's okay to have bad days i still do but like i don't know now i'm scratching my legs they're still on the table i need to sit up all right

again uh oh od he's in the chair now he he's a little black pit lab pit bull labradoodle no lab labrador and um he's black and he's got orange eyes and he's asleep in the chair next to me and jimmy and him got in a fight last night and jimmy got a little bloody cut on his nose and uh they're in isolation well jimmy's in a different room right now i'm trying to keep him because i'm home alone and i'm a little bit like i don't want shit to go down when I'm by myself here I don't know why I'm scared of a dog by happening and I'm so scared about Jimmy getting hurt I don't know he's not gonna do anything to him but I don't know just knowing he has pitbull in his in his veins or like in his DNA is like

it's a little bit like he's capable I don't know he's a good dog Odie's my Odie is the reason I got Jimmy actually because I got to hang out with him last Christmas and then I fell in love with him and I said I want my own Odie I want my own dog and I got Jimmy so oh I finally breathed I feel like I just did this episode in one breath all right 261 crossing that off my little notepad here done uh thanks for hanging out uh I know this isn't Sunday but I hope you had a great Sunday last week. Um, cool. It's about to be June. What's, what's time? Why is this here going so fast? Um, anyways, hit that, hit that subscribe button. I'm here seven days a week. If I'm not here every day, uh, at some point during the week, or if you count up the podcasts of the week, there,

there will be seven from me in your inbox. That's what this, that's what this daily podcasting has become like all of a sudden, like three days go by, you don't get any. And then one day you get three in a row. It's like, you know what? I don't know. We're a hundred days away from a year. So whatever. All right. Love you. Thanks for hanging out. Hit that subscribe button and I will talk to you honestly in five minutes, but tomorrow or whenever you listen to the next episode. Okay. Bye.