The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 267- Q&A #33: JUICY.

Episode Date: June 2, 2021

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What's up, guys? It's episode 267. Welcome back to the show. okay i'm still catching up i'm still doing my podcast marathon you guys this is ridiculous I'm back in San Diego day two from my trip to Washington with five podcasts to do in a row today. So this represents Q&A number 33, which was supposed to happen last Saturday, but I was with my family. And anyways, I'm just going to do the random question generator today. I think I was at the pool. Yeah, I was at the pool with my mom and I was like, I'm going to ask my Instagram questions for the Q&A and I never did it. So I don't even have those questions. I'm just going to power through like 10 of the, what's it called? The random question generator questions

and just do that. Cause honestly it's a good time. Uh, random, I'm not even pulling, I haven't even pulled this up on my Google. Hold on. I'm drinking a kombucha. This is from health aid. It's called Booch Pop, it's, uh, oh, this is good, Palm Berry, uh, the, the sun's out, I'm sitting in my kitchen, Jimmy's eating a bone, I brought a candle lit, um, I'm having a great day, but I'm definitely doing, like, 10, no, five, five times, I'm doing, like, a series of, like, 10-minute podcasts, I don't even know how long this one's gonna be, but this is, this is what I'm gonna always remember, the two 60s when I podcasted every every day for a year were the episodes that I were the episodes that I questioned my podcasting career and question what I'm doing because like I've never been this

behind and instead of lying to you and pretending like I'm recording on the day this should be I'm just telling you that I'm fucking slacking but you're still gonna get like I say you're still gonna get seven episodes a week I just have to pump a pump a bunch out in your inbox at once to get all squared up but okay yeah I'm a little congested too I don't know if you can tell everyone on TikTok's been like posting well not everyone but a lot of there's a lot of videos circulating around that are like does anyone else not have allergies but you can't stop sniffling coughing and you can't stop coughing, but it's not COVID and you feel sick, but you don't have the flu. And you also, I don't know, like feel like shit all day, like stuff like that. Like

a bunch of people are saying they're getting sick right now, but it's not COVID. It's not allergies. They don't know what it is. I feel like I have that. I definitely have some like, why am I talking about my bodily functions on a Q and A? I'm supposed to do the Q and A. Anyways, I just feel like I can hear it in my voice my headphones if I sound gross so anyways she's insecure um what bends your mind every time you think about it oh god first question's kind of insane um what bends my mind every time I think about it so many things um uh shit do I want to do I could go about this so many ways I mean speaking of TikTok I need to get off the app but like I recently encountered a video that basically said that

everything in space is being projected to us it's not even real and I don't know like I don't want to get it I don't believe that necessarily but I just I just like saw I saw a convincing TikTok about satellites and how everything's being projected I don't know it's a little bit people have all these theories and sometimes they're really good at explaining them and I'm like holy shit like imagine if that actually is real or like i don't know if it is or not i don't know what's especially with everything on the in the tv and the internet now it's like i can't decipher very well what's real what's not what's being um you know like what's called read out to us like a script and like an evil plan like i just feel like a bunch of stuff is

and i don't know how to and whatever i'm just trying to my new goal in life um i knew my epiphany from 2020 was I just want to enjoy my life and have fun and not think about shit too seriously or worry because like uh fucking we're gonna why is my microphone glitching what's just what's going on there we go um yeah who cares uh next question well I should have thought of a better answer like I am a walking talking portal for human life like what the fuck I mean that trips me out when I think about it that bends my mind and gets weird every time I think about it a little too hard I'm gonna grow something inside of me someday that and it's just like another like person what um

just the entire you know Ben's my mind every time I think about just go listen the entire Neil deGrasse Tyson episode of Rogan like I that entire podcast episode was it was like reading a page a page of a book and then getting to the bottom and not knowing what you just read like I don't even think I comprehended 10% of it I was not in the zone when I was listening honestly it was a passive thing while I was like on my email like I don't know I should not I did not usually with those kind of episodes I park in front of my tv I put it on I sit through the whole thing but because I love the Neil ones I don't know how long how many times he's been on but anyways unfortunately uh it was it came out while I was in Washington I don't like

I don't watch Rogan's podcast on my tv anymore I watch it on my laptop on my couch on my on my spotify app on my jimmy hey god damn he's getting in his tree box he's getting a little more independent and mischievous than he was a couple weeks ago it's like all of a sudden his balls dropped you guys his balls are huge i just saw them the other day they've been covered up by his hair and i didn't notice like oh they're under the hair and then i saw them exposed and i'm like oh my god fucking golf balls and he's six months old and by the way I took him to the vet before I got um on the plane to get his rabies shot so he could fly and uh I dropped him off right and they call you when they when you need to pick him up and I got a 10 minute explanation

the vet talked to me about his balls for like 10 minutes I was elaborating in so much detail about the stages of growth of his balls. And I'm like, I don't care. They're going to be, they're getting cut off. This sounds so sad and like terrible, but yeah, they're not going to be there forever. Especially, they're not going to be there in the next six months. He's getting neutered. Is that what it's called? Yeah. Girls get, girls get spayed, boys get neutered. Anyways, he's doing good, but he's getting, he's like testing the water with me and he's playing games with me, and so, like, he does stuff he knows he shouldn't, like, he opens his treat box, so I need a padlock, apparently, I don't know, or a new dog, I'm kidding, okay, next question,

I literally, I need to keep track, so I don't do this for two hours, I'm gonna, maybe I, maybe I'll just do five power questions, powerful questions, end it, and then do the next podcast, because that will be all about sunday uh at my mom's house and what we did okay um what song this is dumb what song do you have to sing along to every time you hear it uh sweet child of mine i don't know she's got eyes how does that go wait is that how the is that even the same song sweet child of mine shit uh guns and roses yeah she's got a smile and it seems to me reminds me of child memories when everything's fresh the bright blue sky i'm gonna get sued for copyright or whatever that's called um for

singing the algorithm or whatever is listening is gonna pick it up and i don't know some people say that like on their youtube videos so they start singing along to a song in their head they're like oh i can't even sing this because of copyright and i'm like i didn't even know that's a thing I should know but I don't okay um yeah Guns and Roses Sweet Child of Mine can't not sing to that when it comes on um like anything Bon Jovi I don't know why I'm on this like classic rock shit I just put put a new playlist together oh my god wait a minute dude where's my Spotify um I feel like there's so many songs I have to sing along to when they come on like Shania Twain uh for example uh fuck what are like oh anything like

fuck Akon from back in the day or like Flo Rida or no these are dumb I'm done dumb examples um Jay Sean like high school 2010s era music like have to sing along to all those songs because that's when I was like young and alive. I don't know. I was in my teens. It reminds me of fucking sweet ass times, like driving in my car. I don't know. Um, here we go. More than a feeling Boston. Holy fuck. Okay. Um, don't stop. Believe in journey. Uh, uh, Sweet Home Alabama. Lights. I love Lights by Journey. Can you hear that? Copyright. Copyright. So good. Um, I don't know. Okay. Let's do another question. hi mailman

kind of hot actually no I see why another woman would think he's hot but I personally don't I didn't mean it like that I just meant like something about that uniform tricks you you know what I mean you can't help but blow him a compliment I mean it's like a man in a uniform from a distance is hot it's like they're just a hot you know what I don't know what was I saying what is the silliest invention you've ever heard of clubhouse next question I'm kidding um I'm actually attending a wedding on clubhouse this Saturday if you guys want to join it's eight o'clock I think p.m. or a.m. I should know um first ever wedding on clubhouse

uh it's audio only and I'm pretty sure I think I'm going to be a bridesmaid or I'm going to be not a bridesmaid like a I'm going to be on the stage attending the wedding uh so yeah that's happening I think it's a silly app I still do I'm not going to say I don't think it's silly but uh it's all the rage it's hot right now but it's also i don't know i'm hearing split i'm hearing mixed reviews to be honest i feel like a lot of people that thought it was hot at first are like this is dumb it's like it's dead they think it's done and stupid and then there's still people on it that think it's the best thing ever so i don't know i don't know what the i mean they just fired up their instagram page i feel like they're trying to keep the momentum and

they're trying to like clubhouses but it'll be interesting to see what it does um what's the silliest invention you've ever heard of there's so many things i feel like i should be able to come up with this booch pop is tranquilizing my brain cells i don't know why i should be drinking coffee right now for this q a and i'm not i need to be stimulated uh dumb inventions um parking lots I haven't bitched about parking lots in a while but I really do think that they're they're silly that's what's the question what's the silliest invention yeah I don't I have this whole theory about how they should be circular not square and I could get into it right now but I have an idea about the circular circular parking lots

and why they would be better and more efficient, but what's silly? What are like dumb things in the house that just don't make sense? Like what's in my kitchen? Birth control pills? i don't know that's kind of silly right there's only like 48 hours in a month you can actually get pregnant and then women are sold from the age of like 14 on that they're they have to take birth control because they're the chances chances of them chances of them getting pregnant are so high like but realistically it's like for two days a month you're you're gonna get pregnant you're able to scientifically speaking and I heard that through the grapevine of social media from someone that I loosely trust and I believe it and I shouldn't I should do further research

but I don't know shit like that sometimes I'm like is that that seems kind of silly like why do we do that I've never taken it ever that's the thing I'm like I've I don't know if there's I'm in my mid-20s like I've never taken birth control ever in my life any form any any weigh any like at all and I'm not pregnant I've never had issues because I'm a virgin so why would I but like legit I'm like is that normal or is that odd because I feel like every girl I know has at some point in her life taken birth control or has to take it or is always on it or whatever has an iud has a ring up there has a patch on her thing in her arm as a pill box she's constantly popping jimmy get off my leg he's humping and pumping he's in that his balls dropped now he

won't stop humping me jimmy no thank you i don't know what's a silly invention guys this is this i have an opportunity right now to answer this question in an award-winning show-stopping fucking hilarious way and I can't think of anything like you know what I mean I should have premeditated I wish I thought of this earlier rings why do we put rings on our finger why do human beings put flashy shiny shit around our necks and in our ears and on our clits excuse me sorry mom like why do we pierce ourselves ew why did I just I've never that is the first time I've said that word on the podcast and I don't like myself right now and I want to delete this episode. That's a dirty word. And that seems

like I went too far. Ew. Ew. But why? Like why do we do that? It's just like strange to think about why we put shiny metallic objects on our bodies and decorate ourselves like that. I don't know. Okay. Next question. What do I have? Two more? Three more? This is dumb. Is a hot dog a sandwich? which no, it's a hot dog. I've answered this question before. Oh no. Now I actually have to delete the episode. I vowed, I think four weeks ago that I was going to rebrand, elevate myself, class it up, cut out the swearing, cut out the bodily functions. If I burp, I have to edit it out or delete the episode. Like guys, I'm five, I'm five podcasts behind. This is a train wreck. just whatever honestly no one's gonna even no one's even listening to the podcast in year one

so I don't care if you are listening right now I think you secretly have this dirty little like okay I feel like it's you're in the closet about it like the people that are actually listening are would surprise the fuck I don't want to swear would surprise me like I should run a like I don't know why like closet listeners and I just want them to be open and honest about their their fanship or their listenership because I think it's weird I feel like it's weird I don't know so I think what it is for me it's like okay if I followed some random chick on Instagram and she came out with a seven days a week podcast and I listened to it all the time I would feel I don't know I just like would keep it to myself I don't know because I feel like that's a little

bit. Is it strange? I mean, I don't know. Why do I care? Why is that in my head? God damn it. We got a utility truck in front of my place now. It's going to be loud. They got an igloo. Is that an igloo water cooler hanging out the back? An orange? Like that's like kind of, that's exact, that's the exact same water cooler that Super Bowl coaches get, winning coaches get dumped on their head. You know, those orange, like sideline, uh, bucket looking orange Gatorade. Uh, Oh my God. Is that a thing people bet on? I'm on a tangent. The color of the Gatorade that gets dumped on the coach's head. Okay. What is the dumbest course from a recent song oh my god like every recent song let me go to my Spotify Waukesha Waukesha wait

it ain't nobody's business what's in my cup what's in your cup what's in their cup dumb fucking lyric who cares about cups and what's in like why are we talking about wait what is the theme what is the theme of the song it's your cup drink it it's your cup drink it oh like filling your cup with success it's a metaphor or something like that uh it's kind of deep shout out money brag yo is that his rap name i've never heard of this guy this dude is kind of a dope song i don't think i can actually play this much but There's a lot more things that I've ever done. I probably should pick that cup back up.

I'm sitting here looking at Keisha. Oh, shit. See, that's kind of a cool little intro drop part. I'm sitting here looking at Keisha. That's, I don't know. I think it's a TikTok song. Me and TikTok, it's, I'm turning into a fucking Gen Z zombie. And it's with no personality.

And it's really bad for me. And I can't stop. can't and my latest fucking favorite thing to look at is this Irish dancing boy in Ireland Ireland Ireland Ireland who clog dances I can't stop watching that and it's so fucking entertaining okay next question I'm gonna do two more what is what mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed I think we need more they's get rid of the he's and the she's the hers and the hims I think the more they's this planet has the better and shout out Demi Lovato for leading the pack and being one of the

first of the they them revolution I think it's gonna be the new he she they're just gonna be this planet will be full of days and i think this world would definitely yeah it was a question what mythical creature would improve the world most of it existed more days and i firmly believe that the reason there is so much hate and war and crime and killing and destruction in this country is because we have uh what am i saying what am i saying utility guys are looking through the window Oh, I'm on it. Look, it looks like I'm a call center employee. Cause I got a little pop star headset. They probably have no fucking clue on podcasting. What team is he repping on that hat? It's a vintage baseball hat.

Pierced ears. No, not into it. And he's like 42. um shout out the utility workers though i mean i'm i'm able to podcast because they keep my power on so i shouldn't bitch all right i don't know what mythical creature would improve the world if it existed i think a genie that could grant any wishes like well that would be dangerous because you could have her grant terrible wishes I don't know what would be what would be what creature would enhance like a like a what are those half man half horse things um glycerotops a Clydesdale what the fuck is it called oh my god I'm also on draft horse tiktok i'm also so i'm not only on clog irish clog dancing tiktok i'm on draft horse tiktok where

i'm in the barns i'm i'm in the stalls with the clydesdales and the um what are the budweiser horses those are not clydesdales are those those are dude i used to know every breed of a horse ever draft horses i mean it's on the tip of my tongue draft horse breeds god that's such an that is such a as an american there is nothing that makes my i'm just gonna say it and it's an it's an it's a metaphor whatever it's a an example nothing makes my dick harder harder than watching the Budweiser commercial at the Super Bowl with those Clydesdales on that like marching around aren't they attached to a like a buggy like an old old-fashioned buggy and they're it's just like I'm like I'm proud of me

an American and I got these there's something about a Clydesdale and that commercial and it's the Super Bowl and it's so it's like slow motion and they're so powerful and majestic they represent freedom bitch I feel like you know what fuck the eagle let's change it up I want our national animal or whatever our symbolic animal on our quarters to be uh I want it to be flipped from an eagle a bald eagle to a to a Clydesdale I love it I just love a big ass like if you've ever been up close and personal with them there's something it's like it's like it's they're like these gentle giants I mean they're not they're just so powerful their energy you feel around them it like exudes off of them for like two miles outward it's like they're just like muscle and like height

girth and those they're what are they called their hooves are the size of those of a fucking pancake IHOP maybe bigger yeah I'm gonna call them I don't know I've been I've been IHOP one time and I don't know how I actually don't know if that's a good example a dinner plate they're the size of a dinner plate god imagine one of those attacking you they can fuck like oh the so also on Clydesdale TikTok, they show the Clydesdales out in, um, or the draft horses out in the field. And then there's videos of them rearing up like two males fighting against each other. It's a quite the scene. Um, yeah, it's a Scottish breed of a, of a draft draft horse. it's the Clydesdales of the river Clyde

Budweiser Clydesdales oh my god the Budweiser Clydesdales are a group of Clydesdale horses used for promotions and commercials by the uh Anheuser-Busch Brewing Company there are there are several hitches or teams of horses that travel around the United States damn you know what it is i don't know what they're feeding them but it's like they've got enhanced uh fluff around there i wonder if they give them extensions no i'm not even kidding their hooves or their their um ankles have they're all white right Clydesdales have white ankles but the the amount of fluff around them is like a little bit unusual because it's like so fluffy and and it looks like they have these like uh fringe boots on like 70s like fringe boots

i guess they really fluff them up with like they probably use a special conditioner but or or they're just bred they're like the best of the best breed and i don't know yeah what other what other um draft horses do i really like dude i'm a horse girl i'm nerding out right now let me have this um and by the way oh no wait where is it yeah so like you got your classic belgian horse that looks like a fat palomino that's also like at the withers probably two feet taller than a palomino like a mustang palomino um you got your Clydesdale okay got your Shire horse black usually with white feet um

the where's the one that when I was a kid I thought was like the cutest I think your Cobb does a lot of dressage riding or whatever it's called Hackney those are kind of mid-sized draft horses cleveland bay italian heavy draft oh i used to love morgan horses oh my god this just i i just flashed back to my like me in fourth grade yeah i'm obsessed with morgans they're kind of they run like an arabian uh shout out ginger we had a 30 30 year old arabian that was completely skin and bones and one time the animal control police came to our house because we had um a pony and a horse in the same pasture and we were called in by one of our neighbors for uh animal abuse because

they said our pony was overweight like his he was rocco his name was rocco he was obese like he ate he used to eat potatoes at the farm we got him from like i'm pretty sure we rescued him to be honest like it wasn't a we didn't neglect him or anything and he just ate a lot of grass at our place like he ate a normal diet but he was still really fat so we had rocco and then ginger was like a 30 year old arabian who was like complete skin and bones like she looked like no one fed her even though we did and arabian breeds just naturally are thin they're made for endurance and running in the desert and they don't have a lot of fat on their bones and when they're fucking 30 and they're not they're literally gonna die any day they look like

shit and so yeah the police or the animal control bitch she looked like a real piece like she showed up with a fucking fupa excuse my language it was like a belt buckle situation with a like a khaki pant and oh yeah we saw her badge right away it was like hey you gotta flip the feeding routine because this one needs the food of this one and this one needs the exercise or whatever of this one. I don't know. So, you know, it's like, it's like a movie scene. Like you just, just imagine a real bitch and she had aviators on and she looked like, you know, just, I don't know, just kind of, she was mean. So anyways, I used to like Morgan horses. They remind me of Arabians by like the way they run because dude arabians run a certain way let me look up arabians this is now

a horse conversation arabian horse i should look up an elderly arabian horse they like you guys arabians prance a certain way and they hold their tails a certain way they literally i feel like it's part of their flair and their charm is like they stick up their tail and like it pokes up different than other horses it's so when you see an arabian you know it's an arabian just because of that tail um oh they're so pretty and they kind of have like it's all in their they kind of have a small head they have a small head and a thick neck kind of compared to the head okay i'm going to do elderly arabian horse i'm going to answer one more question elderly arabian horse what are these utility guys doing um okay

yeah like this one here oh it says emaciated emaciated horses haven't eaten that's the post no um but that's what ginger looked like and we give her we gave her like special shit to fatten her up even and you know guys this is really traumatic I've told the story before but I'm going to repeat it one time I went to the water park with my youth group and it was on my birthday like actually on July 7 and um uh she was executed she was killed uh well on purpose so out on the farm uh I think of it like this I grew up okay what am I trying to say here I thought she was getting put down I knew she was gonna die that day we had decided okay we have to put her down this is getting really bad she could barely get up like she lay down she couldn't even get up

she wasn't eating at some point you have to put your horse down if it's like that or your dog or whatever right and so yeah I was at peace with her death and I was like yep okay I know when I go to this water park today and I'm gonna ride the roller coasters and the water slides when I get home she's not gonna be there and she wasn't okay like a month goes by and I'm bumping elbows I don't know with one of the farm workers at the dairy farm next door and he was like hey who shot your horse the other week like someone shot your horse what was that about uh it turns out my old my old granddad came by with a fucking 42 I don't even know what kind of gun it is and he took her out and that's not the first time that's happened that's just how she gets handled

sometimes on the farm okay uh you got a situation with an animal that's sick and dying you shoot it you don't inject it you shoot it you take care of it that way and that's just what that's just that's just what happens and it's sad uh to think about but you know what think about it every five seconds there's a cow on a conveyor belt and then there's a person with a little poker stick that literally injects a bullet thing in their brain instantly. Boom. Just like that. Have you ever seen those videos? I used to force myself when I was a vegan to watch slaughterhouse videos and I've seen it all. And like, it's dude, life's fucking crazy, crazy like that with animals. It's so sad. And I'm laughing cause I don't know what to do when

it's i don't know um damn we execute millions so many animals all day long it's like imagine being on that conveyor uh belt and then you're watching the cow in front of you go down and then you're next and it's like those guns are like air i feel like it's an it's like an air air gun thing right but they put like a i think what they do is that it's like literally just like a bullet like a a metal rod they it goes directly into the brain i'm pretty sure i don't want to look it up i can't i don't want to do it um go vegan from a meat eater who eats tuna out of a fucking can i ate tuna my mom sent me home with tuna in my suitcase as a surprise because she knows how much i like tuna don't listen to me about

going vegan i was a former vegan for like three years raw vegan i've done it all i used to abstain from all forms of animal products okay i was in deep with that shit okay don't i mean do it whatever just I'm not telling you to go vegan vegan but uh actually when I shut the door and locked it today there was a so there was a coyote on my walk with Jimmy this morning and I don't know what what something about that coyote maybe have have vegan thoughts again and when I shut the door and I locked it after our walk right before I took Jimmy Jimmy's leash off this morning I thought what should I go vegan again like literally it was just because of seeing a coyote and that makes no sense but the coyote the coyote was hunting some rabbits in the brush on her walk

on the trail and we got a warning from a French bulldog owner that hey there's a coyote up there just a FYI a little warning you might want to turn around I was like fuck that Jimmy's got to learn he's got to post up if we get in an altercation with this coyote coyote Jimmy's got to learn okay he's got to know how to defend himself he's got to know how to stand his ground coyotes are the least scary fucking animals out ever literally I grew up with them they run away they're scared of people they're skittish they don't come out where there's people like this was early in the morning so we saw it it was in the distance by like I don't know 50 yards but it's not like that thing was going to charge and like attack and if it did

jimmy would have learned he would have had to learn or he would have engaged in a fight and he's already got two boobs on his nose from od my brother's dog um i don't know why i call him boobs he has two what's it called scratches bites whatever on his nose because od my brother's Pitbull lab doesn't like puppies and like when we were at because my brother came home this weekend like my whole family was home hanging out and Odie was like that he has he wears all of his emotions on his face like this dog looks like a person and he's black and his eyes are like orange it's really cool looking and he looked so unamused that's the word like anything Jimmy did unamused eye roll just like get the fuck away from me Jimmy I don't want to deal with you just

like anyways but at first they got in their little scuffle Odie had to tell Jimmy to fuck off officially and he bit his nose and then you know Jimmy stayed stood back and you know stopped messing with him but anyways um what was he talking about uh what was the question I gotta end this Clydesdales I was on Clydesdales for some reason oh what mythical

excuse me what mythical creature would improve the world most of it existed they thems okay I said it already um

oh next question I'll end it with this because I'm gonna I gotta do four more podcasts after this podcast so

last question what do you think about game shows do game shows do you have a favorite one I'm a big fan of one versus a hundred hosted by Bob Saget and that was like 2007 8 9 ish I think that's when American Idol was hot uh that's when dealer dealer no deal was hot uh I mean And as a family, we would like chill at night and watch game shows, whether it was, yeah, American Idol, like singing shows or America's Got Talent or that was kind of later or like X Factor. But for some reason, One Versus 100 stands out. I don't know. I just remember thinking that was a sick show. Dealer No Deal was up there next to that one for me.

But I like game shows. I haven't watched them in years. I think the last game show I watched was called Guy's Grocery Games, hosted by Guy Fieri. And Fieri, Fieri, Fieri, Fieri. Guy's Grocery Games was a good one that I watched. Or, like, was the most recent game show I watched. But it's, like, a food show. I like food competition shows.

Those aren't really game shows. Oh, my God. What's it called? game show American Ninja Warrior sometimes I would watch that with my mom I don't know uh what other good game show I mean there's so many like family feud oh my god guys we got to talk about it we got to talk about it Nickelodeon Nickelodeon game shows oh my god what's it called like with the slime and they had to like pick the nose do you does anyone know what that one was called um nickelodeon game shows in uh early 2000s figure it out no double dare oh my god

oh my god dude double dare double dare or dare is that what it's called just dare no double dare sorry being annoying i would watch reruns i need oh my god yeah so they had to like yeah there's a giant nose they had a pick and it had slime inside of it and at the end they would get slimed there's always like a little obstacle course for them to run through there were two teams and they wore helmets I think and goggles who hosted that yeah the guy that hosted it was like the guy like the host of the early 2000s like a Ryan Seacrest but not damn oh he also dude the the double dare host also hosted my favorite ever food network show it's like how it's made but it's not it's like they go through the factories at like

nabisco and show you how they make oreos what's that called uh food network how it's made show there's a name of it's a different name than that um was that how it's made from the history channel or discovery unwrapped unwrapped the guy that hosts unwrapped on food network yeah like here they went to dryers and show you how they make dibs lollipops and shit i loved it sour warheads um because I like to see like from the in the factory like the breakdown of how something gets like it's so fascinating how the assembly line works and shit um but anyways I'm trying to say that the guy that hosted Mark Summers Mark Summers hosted Double Dare

on Nickelodeon the slime game show thing with the two teams I was talking about and he also hosted unwrapped on Food Network. Shout out Mark Summers. Wait, where is he now? Oprah did a where is he now on Mark Summers? I want to say this. I'm going to end the Q&A with this. It's 2021, okay? I was born in the 90s. Shit's starting to look really old from my past. Like TV shows, people, like the outfits on Mean Girls. I was looking at a meme and they were, it was a Mean Girls meme. And I'm like those outfits look prehistoric and ugly and old and now they're so much time has gone past that y2k fashion is a thing now and it's like it's so wild I'm like everything from my childhood is looking old and shitty even the cars and movies now I don't know it's it's a it's a weird thing

to like just observe now. It's like what the, like it used to feel like five years ago when like early, like 20, I think still kind of felt recent and like, oh, that was just back in high school or, oh, that was just like a few years ago. Yeah. And like eighth grade or something. And now it's like, nope, that's like 11, 12, 13, 14 years, 14 years ago, 14 years ago. I was, wait, I have to get my calculator out on my phone. I don't give a shit. I'm not, I'm not dividing. Um, I can't do math.

I was 12 years old. Holy shit. 14 years ago. 14. that's a decade in four years that's a whole decade that's like going through the entire eight that's going through the 80s and then going into the 90s for four years so 14 years ago I was 12 years old so you guys can all figure out my age I'm 26 I say it all the time I don't care 26 going on 49 I don't know okay thanks for hanging out this was kind

of a fun Q&A. Hit that subscribe button. I'm here seven days a week, except not recently. Podcasting seven days a week is a real big challenge and learning experience for Jacqueline right now because my life is getting busier than it used to be. And I do shit now. And I go, oh I'm out having fun doing stuff and I'm like oh wait I can't just be up all night doing fun shit I can't be on vacation uh like or or uh it'll be like the middle of the night and I'll be like oh I forgot to do a podcast today because I was busy and I was living life you know so uh we're gonna persevere we're gonna accomplish 365 podcasts um on September 4th that'll be my one year anniversary we're gonna do it we're gonna

scale back we're gonna scale back we're gonna cut back we're gonna recollect our thoughts on daily podcasting and uh yeah we're gonna scale back and that might be six a week instead of seven or that might be one a week instead of seven we're gonna find out but uh yeah I still love it I actually like this episode a lot because I kind of missed podcasting because I've been at home hanging out and I've been traveling and I just like haven't sat down with myself like this in a minute so anyways thanks for hanging out hope you enjoy this Q&A and I will talk to you in the next one all right bye