The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 299- Show And Tell

Episode Date: November 24, 2021

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What's up, guys? It's episode 299. Welcome back to the show! hey what's up it's jacqueline welcome back to the show happy sunday I'm on video so hi if you're watching this welcome to my former podcast studio we're a little crickety crickety we're a little wretched we're a little we're crumbling uh the the set is falling apart I'm looking behind me right now on my viewfinder and the um soundproof is the the tape is failing and I'm also missing a picture behind me that I used to have of my old podcast cover anyways if you're watching on video hi welcome to my studio I used to be here five days a week so and I'll explain the reason why I'm back on video but um I was here Monday through

Friday doing a video podcast and yeah so I'm a little rusty so I feel like I'm gonna look at myself in the thing the whole time the viewfinder um I used to be blonde when I did that oh my god so much has changed. So hi, welcome back to the show. Yeah, why am I on video? Why am I deciding to do this now? Because it's the industry. It's the industry standard. Okay, if you want to be a relevant podcast host in 2021, you got to post clips on your Instagram, you got to make TikToks, you got to be on YouTube, you got to grow. No, I'm kidding. That's not why. You know why? Why am I on video why am I on video right now I'm on video because Spotify accepted my application to post videos on Spotify on my podcast and I am going to take that seriously because they I got this email

about it and I'm going to post there because nothing makes me feel okay honestly I'm really excited I'm like it's exciting I'm like oh my god okay so number one podcast ever Joe Rogan experience is on Spotify and he's like exclusively on Spotify and his video you can only watch his video on Spotify and I'm gonna have the Jacqueline Monroe show video on Spotify I've never seen this before I don't know who else is doing it other than Joe Rogan and I'm very excited and here's a thing I also like um like I feel like when I have a video or a camera on me I perform better I like perform for the camera and the podcast in my past episodes when I did this Monday through Friday I feel like I was more on and more sharp and more fun and the content was better so you

know what I gotta tell you a little story okay speaking of that speaking about making this theatrical and exciting and fun to look at and listen to um before I started recording today I knew I was gonna um be on video right and I got really quiet like usually I blast music I listen to another podcast I put on my makeup I set you know set up my lights and do all that and I'm like it's loud and things are happening and whatever but today I got really quiet and I started collecting things like I started I was like okay I have things I need to show people now that I'm on video I need to like show people objects in my apartment and so I collect it I'm looking at like literally it's a it's nothing makes sense it makes sense in my head because I'm going to tell stories

about each object this can be like show and tell um it makes sense in my head like why I grabbed each thing but if someone looked at this table right now they'd be like why do you have a can of sardines and a keyboard like in front of you to show the can I don't know okay so yeah I'm excited to be here I'm excited to be back on video I had a great week I don't usually this is an audio diary and I update you on my like whole week and what unfolded and I go through like things that happened in my life like you know recently um you know I I feel like there's some heavy topics I could talk about obviously a lot of current events that are heavy I could talk about the Kyle Rittenhouse uh verdict the trial that just happened I could talk about that I could talk

about the Travis Scott concert I could talk about um just like current events and news but I'm gonna keep it light and fun today this is my test episode for the Spotify video format or whatever I'm looking at myself right now dude I don't know if I like this outfit I'm wearing a quarter zip is this a quarter zip um this is from pretty little thing I got it last year um it's gray I don't know if that was a good choice for my first video back but whatever so I'm gonna just start off um with show and tell because I feel like it I feel like this is gonna be fun I have notes that I took from this week like there's a note on here I remember writing that when I was walking under the bridge in the city here like I took this note after this

happened because I was like this the fact this was my initial thought is worth mentioning on the show so I'm walking under the bridge I live in San Diego tucked right outside this I'm tucked right south I got a guest here Jimmy my puppy well he's a year he just turned a year old hi bud we're gonna go to the beach after this I'm sorry that I'm neglecting you to tell you this story okay tell people no Jacqueline don't correct your sentences we don't do that here we don't overthink it okay I'm walking under the bridge I live in San Diego there's a freeway that goes over the bridge I'm tucked my apartment is like I'm in the city but I'm not downtown I'm like right outside I'm walking into the city I'm walking under the bridge and I see two cans of

ready whip whip cream that's wip um i don't know if that's a mandela effect thing but was it always ready wip or was it ready whip like whip because i remember it being whip anyways i'm walking under the bridge i see two cans of ready whip just like on the sidewalk it's like dirty and there's like like, leftover boxes from the night before people were sleeping on, you know, it's rough, it's like, there's a homeless, there's a, it's a sad reality, but there's homeless people everywhere, and especially in the city, you know, and I live in a city, it's like, that's just what you see, my initial thought, and this is why I wrote it down, I was like, my initial thought was

like, that was definitely on a homeless woman's tits last night, like, the can of whipped cream, like, why would it, like, what was going on, I mean, maybe they were, do they, people have that, and I just had that visual, like, I literally had a, I have a very inappropriate mind, and this is something that's been, I might have, I might actually segue this story, have I showed you guys anything for the show and tell yet? No, I haven't, okay, I might segue what I just said into a little, like, self-reflection story time about my mind, and how it works, and the crazy things I say and think and how vivid my mind and my imagination is and how it's very dirty a lot of the times and inappropriate and crass and anyways so maybe I should just try just tell

the story okay whatever so I'm currently dating someone who's very reserved and very um appropriate or like PG mind or not minded but just like the way he expresses himself is very yeah reserved and like normal I guess or like he doesn't say crazy things like I tend to say and so what I'm finding about myself is that when I'm around like at home on my show I'm letting it fly I'm unfiltered whatever it just I'm saying what I'm thinking I'm not um editing it I'm not trying to make it sound less extreme I'm just being myself right what I'm finding is that maybe that's not like I shouldn't tone myself down to make other people comfortable right that whole like there's like a quote out there on Instagram about that I'm sure but like I'm starting to

what's the word mature maybe or I'm I'm I'm I like that part of myself I like that I'm very creative and crazy and I shouldn't call myself crazy like I'm self okay you know what self-aware Gary Vee would tell me yes Jacqueline be self-aware like you should know how you are and how people you come across to other people and blah blah like I understand that I have a very I have a I have a very creative imagination that can be wildly inappropriate at times and so when I'm being that way in front of other people who are more reserved like my boyfriend it's a little bit uncomfortable for them to hear all the like when I'm like that all the time it's like they're just like what how how what what did you just say so I'm getting that more now that I'm around

someone who's anyways it's a compromise right every relationship like I honestly I wouldn't have it any other way because if I was dating someone like myself with my personality and my crazy brain um it just would be I've I've actually done that in the past and it's it's not good for me so anyways but I don't know if you guys have noticed like I'm am I aging up or what's the word I feel like my content lately I mean I haven't really been posting talking to my Instagram story like I just cringe every like every time I do that now I just like can't I'm like Instagram's kind of getting cringy when you do all that stuff but I I'm I'm very I feel like I'm more polished than ever now and I don't know if that's the brunette thing like I don't know if that happened

when I dyed my hair brown this summer but I just feel like I'm a lot more like aesthetically like what I'm posting and like I'm having fun like my style is changing I'm a lot more like I'm more into like posting cute outfits now and like doing my makeup and showing excuse oh my god speaking of being polished and feminine and clean and nice I just you know what it's a podcast you burp you don't edit your show because you don't want to do it and it takes too much time and it's like hey that's not the podcast should not be honestly I don't understand like it's long form like don't edit anyways I just burped how are you doing how's your day how's your week how's your life um how are you doing since um this Kyle Rittenhouse trial I know some people are

pissed some people are happy or not happy but just like whatever I don't even know why I'm bringing that up what was I saying yeah I'm evolving is what I'm saying okay and with so we're gonna transition out of the show and tell because I'm getting annoyed by myself I'm evolving and that is why I'm here today what am I saying okay this is this is a little pause a little moment of silence for my show right now and my brain I'm a little wired um show and tell okay so we're gonna start off with um let me drink some water you know what we're still doing the break the little pause moment of silence moment of silence I used to gargle on my show I was so tacky like

that was my thing and also crazy noises I'd be like all the time just go listen to like episode 64 I can't believe my next episode is going to be 300 um I'm going to start off with some Thanksgiving stuff because you know what Thanksgiving's coming up I should update you I'm going skiing I'm going skiing for Thanksgiving and I'm going to show you some products that I'm taking along with me because I pre-shopped um at Costco for some or did we go to Costco we did like Vons and Costco um yeah I don't know who your favorite influencer is out there right now on uh Instagram or YouTube but you're about to trade up because uh show me a podcast host who has come to their show with Hawaiian rolls and a Costco pumpkin pie, okay?

This is how we're starting the show and tell off. Because here's the thing. If you're not making your leftover turkey sandwiches with Hawaiian rolls, you're about to start because this is the way to do it. Hawaiian rolls for leftover turkey sandwiches only. i don't do you don't put that shit on a piece of rye bread you don't read honestly when dinner rolls are used the next like the dinner rolls from thanksgiving used for turkey sandwiches the next day they're usually like stale a little bit and it's just not the same you got to do hawaiian

rolls so yeah uh first thing i'm going to influence you the first product i'm going to influence you to buy for your thanksgiving are king's hawaiian uh established in 1950 hawaiian sweet rolls okay um next thing this is like the obnoxious vibe i used to put off and i'm doing it again i can i can sense myself but i'm i'm it's it's starting up we're cranking it up we're getting fun now we're getting great okay this is a costco pumpkin pie this was 5.99 for size reference go to the video or it's okay I can eat half of this in one sitting and then three hours later after dinner's over Thanksgiving dinner's over and I'm chilling and it's late late and it's late night just me alone maybe like everyone went to bed I'm going back to the fridge I'm getting the second half

of this and I'm eating I'm eating half the other half it's a size I mean I I'd say the radius the no what's the diameter yeah the diameter has got to be like 11 and a half inches across yeah it's a big pie and here's the thing I can eat a lot of it that's that's the point of me saying that but like out of all the pumpkin pies I've ever eaten this is my this is the best one like I hope you have a Costco membership I really do because this is the one to buy and I've had homemade pumpkin pie I've had you know uh patty labelle's sweet potato pie which is like a spin-off of pumpkin pie that's great you can buy that at walmart that's usually like three dollars at walmart it's very good but this is the best of all time so costco

pumpkin pie get yours today uh rob your parents costco membership for a day or whatever like have them steal a costco card in the parking lot I don't know go follow you know what yeah just if you're going to Costco and you don't have a membership just like hold someone's hand on the way in like I feel like that'd be so easy to do but then you have to pay and use their card you'd have to bribe someone I feel like to do that but speaking of Costco I have another product to tell you tell you about and this is not um Thanksgiving related but it's everyday related and I feel like you need to know about it so without further ado the next product I gotta pause this because my video only records for 20 minutes. I got to figure that out.

And we're back. Costco basil pesto or Kirkland basil pesto. Arguably the best Costco product they sell. The reason I'm showing you guys food and stuff, it's like, I don't know. I was in my kitchen before the show and I was looking around and I just started grabbing things I like and I was like you know what it's Sunday I'm feeling a little bit like I want to just like chill and eat and watch tv and I might make pesto linguine later or whatever like but here's the thing about this the reason why I want to tell you about this is because my boyfriend and I are obsessed with this excuse me we eat it like all week long I've been eating it for years my mom always has this in her fridge at home back in Washington

and if I had to this is like my 2021 most consistently eaten thing along with I'm gonna also hold up this Ben and Jerry's tonight though um not this specific flavor I mean I've eaten a lot of this one Jimmy no I know bud you're like please take me to the beach we're gonna go to the beach after this um I've been eating like two pints of Ben and Jerry's a week or like I just this is the year of ice cream okay this is the year of ice cream this is the year of eating good like I've never allowed myself like pre-2020 workout bunny in a gym seven days a week always on a diet Jacqueline would like never eat ice cream so this year I'm just like fuck it I I've first of all I've lost since the pandemic like anyone cares this is this is like girl talk

we're talking about our weight that's how we bond um actually I wrote a note about this let's just let's tell the story and segue into this topic because I just mentioned eating ice cream and whatever but like um during the pandemic I gained like I was one of those millennials I feel like the or I heard the average was like the average millennial gained like 40 fucking pounds or something and I was a 20 pound I earned I earned I achieved I fuck me I don't care uh I gained the 20 20 20 like I gained 20 pounds last year and so what's crazy is that and this is the topic I want to talk about is that over the course of 2021 so far I've lost it all and like I'm pretty much back to being in like the shape I like being in and I feel the most comfortable at so

um anyways the reason so the craziest thing about that is I mentioned pre-2020 Jacqueline was like gym obsessed wake up go drive to the gym uh cardio like glute workouts in the evening I do like two of days I'd always be like lifting and like just going so hard at the gym all the time and I was on this little hamster wheel of um like driving see it was all based on okay I go to the gym before work shower at the gym uh sauna whatever and like get ready for work at the gym drive to work work and then like I'd be bored afterwards I go back to the gym that was my lifestyle was a gym rat so it's crazy how I never thought I'd be one of these people, but I literally, I haven't been in a gym since March, 2020. I had like a month of doing it at the end of last year. Like I rejoined. Um,

and it's like, I don't have any, the reason I'm bringing this up, let me see what I wrote on my note is I haven't tried at all. Like I mentioned how I dropped the weight I gained during the pandemic and you know that there's a lot of reasons for that um if you've listened to past episodes I experienced like the worst depression of my life last year and I finally had to like get help and therapy and all that and yeah for the first like few months the pandemic I put on all that weight and I was like sedentary and I just sat at home and um had nothing going on I didn't have it was bad. So yeah, I definitely, um, yeah. Anyways. So, um, what's crazy is that this whole year, it's like, I haven't tried to lose weight. I haven't said like, Oh, I like, I haven't put any

thought or intention behind it. And it just naturally happened. And I'm just like, yes, fuck. Yeah. Like I never thought I'd be one of those people who just doesn't care or doesn't like hyper focus on their body and diet and exercise like I always thought that was a person who was never influenced by fitness influencers on social media and like they never had an influence influence from a mom or whatever who was always on a diet growing up or they they were just like a normal person who didn't like focus on that which so many people that I'm around and I've been around my whole life do so that was just my normal that was just like oh it's what you do you're like eating clean you're you know really working on your bikini body all the time and

you're like talking about it with people you're thinking about it you're like meal prepping you're it's just like you're following people that are doing it and it's this world that you exist in and what I'm saying don't know how any of this connects this topic or this story um it's like I literally don't think about it anymore and I stay fit and I have my own little like workout routine that I do every single day I'm like walking Jimmy twice a day I'm going on runs I'm doing yoga I'm like using my body and nothing else I'm not using equipment like I used to I'm not on the stair stepper I'm not anyways it's great and let me see what I wrote I wanted to check the note to see

yeah i wrote on my notes here for the show i wrote weight loss without trying lost 20 pounds this 2020 no gym this whole time a lot of days where i don't work out yeah that's the crazy thing like there's a lot of days where i'm exhausted from work at like 6 p.m and i'm just like i don't want to go to i don't want to work out right now and i don't i don't feel bad about it and then i'll eat fucking ice cream that night and i don't even it doesn't phase me or make me feel like in the past it make me feel guilty and now it's just like I don't I feel so much happier and better and like this is like I feel like what I've dreamt like if I had to pick a way of being and living in terms of or like when it comes to like diet and exercise and body image like this

is the dream in my opinion because I guess I've struggled like I now I'm seeing how much I used to struggle with it um or how much it no you know what it is it occupied so much time in my life those thoughts about why is this becoming a fucking like again this is like how girls bond they talk about their body and their food and their diets and stuff but we're just friends we're hanging out on my podcast we're talking about it but whatever I'm just gonna move on after this because I have literally candy to show you next fuck okay so yeah it just occupied so much extra brain space and time that's what I'm noticing now where now it doesn't and I feel like I have a lot more like energy and like fun in life and I'm just not like worried about anything

like that anymore I don't know it's a dude it's a dream um yeah I wrote I'm happier now yeah so anyways if you struggle out there with like eating a pint of fucking Ben and Jerry's and feeling guilty about it like ask yourself questions about that like I feel like i don't know yeah it's like not healthy for you technically healthy for you but tell me why i've literally eaten like a teenage fucking football player boy all year and i've lost so much weight like maybe it has to do with when you focus on something like i feel like if you here's the thing when i was focusing this is

going on way too long this segment is too long and i don't know why this is now we lost podcast okay here's what i'm like i'm trying to work this out on the show right now like real time i feel like when i used to focus on my body so much and the food i was eating so much and like when i put it on the front of my brain all the time and like every day it was like what am i eating for breakfast what am i eating for lunch what am i eating for dinner what do i have to eat clean all day because I know I'm going out to dinner at a fancy restaurant tonight we're gonna be eating like fried mozzarella sticks like when it was always on my brain I feel like my body was in this state of like defense and like it was like um anxious about food and like all that and exercise

where when you eliminate those thoughts and you don't it's it honestly naturally happened with time like throughout the course of 2020 hi jimmy and um this whole year it's like it naturally just kind of transitioned to my brain just kind of like the layers like peeled back and it's like the thoughts are kind of gone now but yeah and when that happens i feel like you're just like in a more your state of your body and like the your state of mind is so much more easy going and you go with the flow and it doesn't freak out by the things that used to it's just the best so yeah I'm looking snatched and I gotta say it I'm looking more snatched than I've ever I've ever looked on this show when I used to do video I was looking at old videos

never let me go blonde again first of all when I say snatched it's honestly my hairline because it's dark now and I feel like it looks better than it used to on video but yeah I'm feeling good feeling fit going into 2022 with a a rock hard ass and I, I'm excited about it. So next product, um, this is, this is Thanksgiving related. It's a half Heaton bag of, is this a flex? Like, fuck you guys. I lost weight and I'm eating Snickers and Ben and Jerry's every day. It's not like a flex. It's not because you know what? There's, there's, there's people out there that are like, Jacqueline, you're giving yourself cancer and you're giving yourself diabetes and you know I have to say to that

you're probably right and whatever I'm just I'm just you know what I do it works for me and this works for me um for now at least okay um my boyfriend's obsessed with sugar so maybe he's influencing me with all the ice cream we eat and the sugary stuff but we have that in common so it's like now i'm living in alignment with my true self who's obsessed with sugar and sweets jimmy you can't eat this but i want to eat it so bad right now i'm going to asmr for all you people out there with misophony misophony you. I'm eating a fun size Snickers bar. Not supposed to. So the thing about this, I don't know why I pulled them out of the freezer to show you guys, but I do know why I shopped for

Thanksgiving and we're going skiing. So we wanted to have like candy on the mountain and I'm the one who kept, uh, I'm, I'm storing the food at my place. And the other night I was just like, I can't take it any longer. Like I wanted, I w I had dinner. I had like, I think I had like chicken and rice and like asparagus or something. And I just want something sweet. I was just like, I want something sweet. So I go to my, I go to my freezer and I started eating, like I ate like six of these. And, um, anyways, I'm like obsessed now. I'm like, Oh, that's like the perfect sweet snack to have in the freezer. Little Snickers. If you're on video right now or if you're watching the video, Jimmy's watching me eat this and he wants it so bad. Jimmy, this will kill you.

Yeah, I'm not supposed to be. The whole, okay. I snuck or I broke into the Snickers before I was supposed to eat them and I have to replace the bag before I go to my ski trip. This is podcast snack time. I don't give a fuck. So, hold on. Everybody go touch your toes and stretch. It's just going to be a pause in the podcast right now. Um, I was the roommate who I've only had a couple of roommates in my life. If you can't tell, uh, I don't know. um but I was the roommate who I was like pro at eating my roommate's food without them noticing like little nibbles little like like 10 squares of cinnamon toast crunch at a time like I would just like take

little pieces of like if you had leftovers or whatever like I would just like nibble and then if it was if I overdid it if I over consumed his food I lived with a uh he was a DJ actually it was cool um shout out to Sean what up I ate your food um this is like after it was this my first year out of college yeah anyways uh if I overdid if I ate all of it I would like go to the store and replace it, which is what I'm going to do with these Snickers. Okay. Jimmy off. Thank you. Please go watch the video. He's so cute. Um, should I do something Jimmy related now? Yeah, let's do it. So I'm so guys, I'd be, I gotta be honest with you.

I don't think there's, okay. In my opinion, I feel like it's really like unnecessary and boring and just unhelpful and just like Jacqueline you don't need to tell people about like your diet and fitness and body and like what you're eating and how you're feeling like I just feel like when people do that they're just like it's like keep it it's kind of one of those things like nobody needs to know like that kind of stuff or like yeah it's your business who cares it's not even interesting so I'm sitting here going like why did you just do that and I'm kind of like second guessing that segment or that story but I guess

a lot of people out there must struggle with that like or like have body image or like they gained weight in the pandemic like me and they were trying to lose it and so it's like yeah here's your success this is like on the I'm on the other side this is my story about it and it is what it is. I don't need to like, um, feel bad about that. I got this keyboard to show you guys next, or I have this keyboard, um, and a mouse. Cause here's the thing. You can't see this right now, but I'm sitting in front of a monitor, a computer, a computer monitor, and I need to figure out my cord setup and my, um, plugins. What are they called? Like where I put in my USBs and I needed like a bigger one because I got all excited to use my monitor today instead of my laptop

and um I was gonna use my keyboards and I thought maybe does this sound good if I was like typing while I was podcasting is that annoying if you heard like if I googled something while I was talking about a topic anyways maybe next next week I'll have a the setup will be I'm like sitting here on my monitor my big screen instead of my laptop because that's what I want I don't want to whatever um my dog is going to be part of a cancer research study and this is a poop stress ball I got at the dog park I grabbed that to show you guys this is the train wreck I was honestly like should I just cut this short yeah stay on Jacqueline stay on your grind stay on your flow stay on your show stay on

who cares just post it anyways you're never gonna like your Jacqueline you're never gonna be satisfied with what you're doing post it anyways throw something up there be consistent with your show don't delete this episode I have to do a pep talk sometimes because I get in my head about here's the thing I'm a little I am I feel that I'm a little rusty whatever so anyways my dog's gonna be part of poop for the cure and he's poop number 72 here in San Diego and yeah apparently they're testing human shit and dog shit for um cancer research so yeah they also gave me a five dollar bill with this little stress ball um to like go buy a coffee or something for filling out the survey yeah to like fill out a whole thing so next is

oh shit okay so I'm going skiing and I got these ski goggles they're pink and then I got this helmet but it doesn't really fit the goggles because this is like the okay Jocelyn don't I'm not allowed to second guess my episode right now again I'm just sensing people being like why the fuck would you like do show and tell on your show are you trying to like do something quirky and different are you just think you're so like funny and creative and like yeah I do like I'm not your local I mean I'm your I'm your I'm your local podcaster so what I'm America's sweetheart okay if I had to choose if I if I had to out of all the podcasters out there out of everyone doing shows right now

throwing up clips of themselves talking i want to be known as america's sweetheart i want to be here for the long haul long term doing my show and people are just like jacqueline's our girl she is the voice of this country and for uh she's a voice of reason i don't know i'm your girl next door i'm america's sweetheart i'm i'm trying to become a household name um one podcast at a time so whatever um this is stuff I used to say like a year ago I remember saying I'm trying to be America's sweetheart trying to go to the big leagues of podcasting I'm trying to be a top charter top top 100 chart podcast top podcast this is my passion so you know that's legit and it is what it is okay so shouldn't feel bad about that anyways here's my ski helmet

set up with my goggles and I feel like it's not I need to return it or return the helmet I'm keeping the goggles but the helmet isn't flush with the goggles on the top which it should be so I mean technically like you it just looks weird it's there's no air getting through there necessarily like it's it's tight but um yeah I need a new helmet I have a few days to buy a new one and I also want the pads on the side to be black if I have a pink helmet I want the pads on the side to be to match my coat because my coat's black yeah isn't that badass I'm gonna look so cute out there like right I went with like the more um squared up goggles instead a lot of people are wearing these like big rounded frameless ski goggles or snowboard goggles but I went with

the like classics the black lens and I also have it came with other lenses too anyways um dude tell your friends about me oh my god like just like blow me up gas what is it called gas me up blow me up tell everyone you know to subscribe to the Jacqueline Rose show like you know what she's my new best friend I listen to her once a week and I learn about um you know products thanksgiving products costco products i learned about weight loss fuck i don't know you guys i gotta keep things i gotta keep things uh straight up with you i don't want to pretend that i'm just here to like educate you guys and improve your lives and add value to your life like it's fun for me to do

this and it's a self it's very self-serving which is like the number one rule out there oh that sounds so fucked up i'm just being honest like you should, if you're making content that's, it's like self-absorbed or self-indulgent. It's like all about me, me, me, the Jack Monroe show, my life, my life. It's like, how is that helping other people? Right. It's like, you should post content and make content that helps. Like that's what people tell you to do out there. Like help people help them. Don't just make it all about yourself and be selfish. But you know what? When it comes to my show, I disagree with that because look, if you're listening to me right now, you probably relate to me in some way or you

find comfort in my voice or just hanging, like listening to me. If you're lonely, like I'm a friend, like that's good enough for me. Like I don't need to make this something like, I don't need to change the world in my show I just want to be a source of yeah comfort and light if you're having a dark day or you know just like a source of entertainment that's not serious because I need this for myself to just stay to keep things in my life fun and light like it's uh it's a release it's there it's it's my little personal therapy session um anyways so with that being said I'm trying to be America's sweetheart, trying to go to the top charts, trying to go to the big leagues of podcasting and, uh, tell your friends to subscribe to the show. There's a lot coming up.

In fact, let me refer to my document here. I've been, I've been, uh, what's it called? Jimmy. I know we're going to go to the beach. Just a second. I've been working on my show behind the scenes because I have a Patreon, patreon.com slash TJMS, where I, um, it's my subscription service, like only fans of pod. It's like the only fans of podcasting. I used to post on there. I used to have patrons. I used to shout. I still do. There's some shout out to the people that are still subscribed, but I've been working on my podcast behind the scenes to, um, and I've been thinking of ideas for my Patreon and videos I'm gonna make on there and like the content I'm gonna shoot for it and if it's an extra show each week it's that or it's a vlog or

it's a challenge video like I have a whole list here I'm gonna read you guys some excuse me some of my ideas and then I also have like a list of sponsors I'm trying to get like I'm just gonna of like let you guys know that jacqueline's about to like fucking try hard with my show i at first was like oh this is just for fun like i well it is just for fun but now i'm like wait a minute jacqueline you've recorded 300 episodes like put some effort behind like pump this put some muscle in there like girl like try like make that like level up you know podcasting never sleeps and neither should you and you should really put some effort into your show now and do some brainstorming on on a google doc it says tjms ideas and i've got a whole list here of

patreon um content i'm gonna make um segments i'm gonna have sound effects i'm gonna have merch um here's a segment stupid fucking news i wrote that down um don't google it a segment called don't google it like i talk about something and then if you google it you're gonna be like you're gonna your life will be ruined i thought of that i don't know um patreon content ideas oh here's another thing i wanted to show you for my show and tell i want to do the bean boozle challenge with my boyfriend on patreon i'm thinking you know, I'm going to rope him into this. He, you know, I have another update speaking of him and using him for, um, or like including him in my content. He mentioned co-hosting or like

joining the show here and there, uh, to talk about finance related topics. So that might happen down the line. He might join me as my co-host and we're, it's going to be like the premise or whatever is going to be like stupid girlfriend learns about the stock market and crypto actually mostly the stock market from her finance bro boyfriend like it's like there's tick tocks about that like girlfriends are like when my boyfriend's on his like uh coinbase or robinhood like they don't understand what he's doing they understand stocks like that's a thing like it's a anyways and here's the deal the the good thing about um the pandemic or whatever in being online a lot more or like just being on my phone more and on i was on youtube a lot is i came

across like educational stock market videos and crypto videos and invest all these investing videos and so now i can actually hold a conversation with my boyfriend about it but when we record these finance podcasts you find finance educational finance topics I want to be the ditzy girlfriend who's like I don't get it so you all can learn and we can all learn together and anyways so that could be fun I don't have guests I don't have a co-host um so stay tuned oh I wrote yeah the bean boozle challenge which are these jelly beans um with like horrible flavors and you uh yeah you get bean booze bean boozled so one person has a good tasting one and the other person has a bad tasting one and then you film yourselves reacting

as you're eating them and then it's funny right okay or it's like it's like entertaining so that might be on my Patreon. I have the tin can challenge, McDonald's roulette challenge, the what's in my mouth challenge, egg roulette challenge, internet slang challenge, blindfold makeup challenge, uh, boyfriend has my makeup challenge, not my hands challenge, accent challenge. And then I was thinking, you know, in all seriousness, it'd be cool to post vlogs of on my patreon again that's patreon.com slash tjms thought it'd be cool to do like raw like hey what's my day in the life like as a person who works from home um i work for a pr company if you're new to the show yeah i'm i have like a regular um job outside of podcasting and i do this

for fun so yeah i could do like a day in the life of working from home and like taking my dog to the park in the beach and maybe I do a mammoth vlog and post that when I go on my ski trip or um yeah I love making content honestly like when it all comes down to it I really like filming and editing video and I think it'd be so fun to sit down and do these funny challenges like dude the cinnamon challenge I could eat a spoonful of cinnamon like it's 2008 again and you guys could all watch it for five dollars a month would it be worth okay you guys are gonna have to get used to me saying uh or asking you for five dollars a month like you're gonna have to get just like get used to that let it sit let that sit with you right now

like how does it feel to be for how does it feel for when someone begs you for money for five dollars how does that feel okay get used to that feeling because you're gonna hear it ever I've changed it uh well I do have 10 and 20 tiers but my like basic you get everything tier is five dollars a month and yes and that's like the number one rule in sales never sell anyone anything never tell them like just never come across like you're selling something I'm telling you you know what I'm selling I'm selling you my patreon for five dollars a month and you're gonna hear about it a lot and get used to it. So, um, let me check my notes here. Yeah. I mean like for $5 a month, would you rather get in your car, waste gas to drive to Starbucks to buy

a latte or would you rather watch me eat cinnamon a spoonful of cinnamon or shove marshmallows in my mouth until I choke or um what's the other one do my makeup blindfolded or walk my dog and show you what that's like going to the park if your answer was going to get a coffee um the door's over there okay get out you're done you're blocked from listening to the show ever again i got a melting costco pumpkin pie next to me i got pesto that's getting room it's turning into a room temperature fuck it i can't i can't think straight i got pesto that's decaying i got king's hawaiian rolls next to me what you guys this was this was fun i feel like i need to wrap it but yeah

things are coming video content is coming my patreon content is coming video content's here it's on my spotify and youtube now um and yeah potential co-host is coming um 2022 is coming what are you doing for new year's what are you doing oh my god thanks christmas is in 34 days god i have so many updates so i'm going to um jeez i feel like i didn't talk about my life or things going on other than my ski trip to think for Thanksgiving I'm going you know what I do if you can't tell as you're listening to it to this right now I speak before I think okay I've done that this entire show this entire episode and I'm getting I'm like driving myself nuts right now I'm like Jacqueline before you say a sentence

on the microphone for people to listen to think about what you're saying first I have that I have that where I'm like what I just talk first and right now I'm annoyed I'm like okay I'm going skiing for Thanksgiving I told you guys that I updated you about that but I'm also going to Florida um to see my sister my sister competes and she's a bodybuilder uh she competes on stage and wears like the little rhinestone bikini and like gets her muscles all oily and tan and she just won like the entire she just competed in washington like a week ago and she won like the overall um award like the best overall all out of all the guys out of all the girls all ages all um there's like multiple types of bodybuilding or like figure competitions bikini she won the

whole show so anyways now she's going to florida to compete for her pro card or like to compete down there. I'll be going along with my family to that. Then I'll be back in Washington for Christmas and back to San Diego for the new year. So lots of fun family holiday travel stuff coming up. And I haven't been on a set of skis. Speaking of skiing for Thanksgiving, I haven't been on a set of skis in like six years. So it's going to be interesting. I'm excited. I love skiing. I got all my gear yeah yeah you guys saw my um helmet setup honestly it's cute on camera like it looks better on camera than it does in person maybe I should keep it I don't know yeah I got all my all my gear got my gloves I got my new pants I got my I got a new coat I got um my goggles my

helmet I'm renting skis when I'm there I need that's the next thing maybe next season I'll buy depending on whether or not i fall back in love with skiing on this trip or not like if i what if i turn into a snow no i'm not turning into a snowboarder um but eventually i'm gonna buy my own skis and you know i'm gonna buy a ski rack okay holy i feel like we're done jacqueline and the show hit that subscribe button i'm here every sunday if you're on youtube like the video subscribe to my youtube channel um tell your friends about me share it with your share it in your local facebook group chat what facebook market put me on marketplace dude put me on marketplace put me on offer up put me in like on craigslist okay do something

ozzy if you're listening i have an og listener named ozzy if you're listening please post a craigslist ad for my podcast i don't know um happy sunday i hope you're doing well hope you're healthy i hope you're happy hope your family's doing well i hope you're feeling good about 2021 and like wrapping up the year and you're you've accomplished all your 2021 goals like it's not even that i mean still like a month left but um hope all your teams are doing well in the in the in the uh an affiliate in the national football league i hope they won today it is sunday uh go seahawks um not our year but go seahawks i hope uh your coins are surging to the moon

your crypto coins and i hope your pockets are full of jacqueline on the show um i'm trying to say something profound and like inspiring at the end here thank you for being here, thank you for taking the time to hang out with me and I will talk to you I can't end it, I don't feel ready I'm just going to sit here on my phone scroll Instagram and stay on video and stay recording

I can't do it, I'm too attached to the microphone go like my pictures on instagram at jackal monroe watch my stories oh here's a good way to end the show i love this tiktok here's some audio for you about thanksgiving and going back to your hometown and this is how we're gonna end it here you go we're coming up on one of my favorite nights of the year which is the night before thanksgiving um if you are from a small town the night before thanksgiving at the bars is essentially your high school reunion remixed it's like like people who you have never once in your life seen speak from high school are now full tilt married with kids and divorced and like hate each other it's and like that's a drama that you can fully like learn

about that night at the bars it's absolutely gorgeous like the girl like the christian girl from school who like never talked like she's behind the bar tatted up cracking buds like having a good time it's a really joyous occasion but people think like that's what you're there for like you're there to have fun you're there to reconnect with people i am there for investigative journalism okay we're years out from high school now people are ready to talk and after 11 the lips get real loose okay if there are if there are rumors that you want to clear up if there are rumors you want to confirm if there is gossip you want some clarity on that is your night okay so get to work stay vigilant if you don't like gossip that is boring and that is uh jake w cornell on

tiktok everybody talk to you next week have a great day peace and love And goodbye.