The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 30- Saturdaycast: Q&A #4

Episode Date: October 3, 2020

Another Q&A! Hope your weekend is more exciting than mine is! Happy Saturday!! :) Patreon.com/TJMS https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic

Episode 30. Welcome back to the podcast. what's up guys welcome back to the podcast happy saturday I'm gonna wing it today. This is the first podcast. I don't have my notebook in front of me and I don't know it's my Q&A episode, so I'm gonna refer to my Instagram questions you guys asked me last night. How are you doing? How's your weekend going so far? I'm feeling really good today. It's uh It's still Christmas morning every time I wake up like I genuinely get so excited to podcast and it's it's insane um but I'm still kind of waking up right now so it's gonna be a chill Q&A episode I've got a lot

of questions someone spammed spammed me with uh like 10 questions that are they're all really good so I'm gonna like go through all of his questions and then some other ones um start off with a oh my gosh I feel like I feel so naked without my notebook I'm like wait Jacqueline you didn't get your shit together before this episode and now I'm just dude I'm on I'm on video right now I have to do this in one take. I don't edit. Hang in there with me. I'm feeling it though. I'm feeling like, you know what? I can do this. I got to push myself. So hi. Okay, Jacqueline, start with a coffee fact. So today I thought, I feel like my coffee facts are, I don't know. I want to change them to coffee stories, like short stories. And I thought it'd be interesting for you guys to know

when my coffee career started. So today's coffee fact is when did my, this is Jacqueline's coffee career. Like this is when it all started popping off. So the fact of the day is Jacqueline's coffee career started at the Starbucks in the mall, drinking frappuccinos in middle school on field trip lunch breaks like that's that that's the moment I feel like I like those field trips we take in middle school I think like band field trips we go to like a school and play um or whatever or we go no we wouldn't go to a school and play we would go to like Seattle and go to a museum or something about music and then anyways I just remember fondly going to the mall getting a java chip frappuccino that's usually the one I would get

and then drinking them on the bus with like all of my friends. And that's when I knew like what caffeine was capable of. That's when I started realizing like, oh, this is why my grandpa drinks coffee every morning. So yeah, I remember that. There's your coffee fact. Drank Frappuccinos at the mall in middle school. And then from there, I think I graduated out of that into black coffee and I started drinking it with my parents before school and it was part of my life. So I pretty much drink it since middle school. Um, but I remember, okay, now this is totally not a Q and a episode, but a Jeep truck just drove by. No, no. If you know anything about my opinion about Jeep trucks, I have a go listen to like three episodes ago or something. Cause I went on a

fucking rant about it. Cannot stand them. And anyways, it just went past my window and had to mention it um I remember this is what I wanted to say uh my mom I remember when we were younger would always talk about how like caffeine stunts your growth and kids shouldn't drink it and I was always afraid I was like wait if I drink coffee I'm never gonna get I'll never grow I'll never get taller and there's a girl in our school who I remember my mom would like judge that other judge her mom for letting her drink coffee so young and she's like yeah she's uh not gonna develop properly I don't know shout out to my mom we had some uh I don't know some judgmental tendencies in our household about other people I feel like that's dude is that okay to say am I

exposing my family right now I feel like we we like to talk shit and gossip and who doesn't you know what I mean your family probably sits around and bitches about other people and um it just bonds us you know what I mean it kind of feels good to be like fuck them we're doing it better I raised my kids right. I didn't let them drink coffee until they were in middle school, whatever. Okay. So dude, I'm going to do the 24 hour update too, but let me drink some coffee first. I did my, um, instant coffee again, my shot, like I make it like a shot of espresso. So it's really concentrated, but I need to report right now. My aunt Heidi, if you're listening, this is uh the cronut gold jacobs coffee i like this better than the green cap the gold cap i

like better than the green cap sorry that was a direct message to my aunt but you're hanging out with me and um she just ordered some from amazon because she knows i drink it and they're making my sister and her my sister's with my aunt right now until she finds her house my sister so let me tell a story my sister just became a lawyer and she's temporarily living with my aunt because it's close to where her office is she's getting a house but right now they're living together and I saw my sister posted a whipped Cubano coffee recipe this morning dude I should start whipping my coffee like we started remember back in the beginning of quarantine everyone was making whipped coffee damn I should do that but I'm never I'm never gonna get sick of I do um my espresso shot

instant coffee and then I do um almond milk and then my pumpkin creamer oh my god it's so good um shit well let's uh forget that I just burped and move to the 24-hour update all right so as happy as I am podcasting I'm not happy about my lifestyle outside of podcasting like I got to give myself credit I've done 30 episodes in 30 days but the rest of my day is like a wash like I don't care about anything else but this so pretty much whatever I do for the rest of the day is like me just fucking around doing just like chilling on my couch watching tv like going to the store like working out my 24 hour update part of this podcast is starting to get really redundant but here's what I did um so yeah I chilled I watched um so I

podcasted it then I watched uh in the afternoon I watched Whiskey Ginger Andrew Santino's podcast and I he he was interviewing was it Benny I can't say I don't remember his name Benny Blanco is that his name I know he's like in the music industry but he's like the only people that watch this podcast on YouTube are like angsty 16 year old boys pissed off of their parents like in their bedroom watching it because Andrew sips whiskey on the podcast and interviews people and talk shit and I was sitting there like I've been 26 year old girl like midday watching this shit um but hey as embarrassing as that is like whatever I'm telling you guys everything so yeah I did that I was barely on my phone yesterday I like I don't know I never posted I posted on Instagram

all my podcast stuff at the very end of the day but it felt good I was just like not I never grabbed it. I was just on my computer. I did just, um, I browsed on my computer, looked around at stuff all day, kind of cleaned up my computer. Um, oh, and then I went to the gym. Of course I did lower body, like another glute day, you know, every, every time I lift, it's getting a little bit better and it feels like I'm getting my, getting it back. I'm getting my ass back. Um, so I had a really great workout and I'm pissed my whoop strap I can't connect it I need to like I need to update my I think my app or something but I wasn't able to see how my workout was after because my whoop strap wasn't connected so I was kind of pissed about that but um I have to tell a little

story so I know I keep mentioning every podcast like oh so many hot guys at the gym so many hot guys at the gym well I'm disregarding the fact that there are some hot uh check-in people who are they the employees and yesterday after my workout I got a damn it iTunes stop jumping I hate when the icons at the bottom of your screen like jump up so dramatically like attention please something you know you get a notification that pops up iTunes is like Jacqueline I cannot do to the network anyways so after my workout I got a Gatorade and I got some water for the ride home because I ran out of water and uh there's a guy at the at the front desk and I had my headphones in like super tight because I have the like earbud kinds and he was asking for my phone number for

like because you have to check in or to buy something you have to give them your number and I couldn't like hear myself talk because they were plugged in so tight like earplugs and so I was screaming and he started laughing and it was kind of this cute little interaction and he was really cute. He's super tall. And anyways, I, he just started, we started small talking and I was like, Whoa, I haven't done this in a while. It felt so weird to like, I don't know, like flirt with a stranger and not someone I know. Like it was like, Whoa. Um, but he was just like talking about, are you, I haven't seen you around here. Are you new to this gym? And, um, I kind of like told them how I moved to little Italy and we talked about like quarantine for a bit or just

like how um you know this is such a poppin part of San Diego but it all got shut down when I moved and anyways he was telling me about some he brought up okay this is what I think his strategy was because I don't know what he's trying to do to me but like he mentioned a restaurant like a chef he knows in little little Italy he's like yeah he's got this new place I haven't tried it out yet and I was like I was like oh what was your name or I was like oh and what's your name like i asked him his name right after he mentioned that because i'm like i know what's happening next i kind of like cut it but um dude if they start mentioning restaurants i get anxiety i'm like oh fuck oh fuck do you want to like go and like try it out with me let's go to this new restaurant

together let's go on a fucking date dude i got my grocery delivery blowing my phone up right now they had to replace an item no do not replace my campari tomatoes with grape tomatoes i will be pissed what did they run out of i'll get back to my boy story and then i'll get into the q a this can be a long fucking episode i can already feel it hey dude they replaced my chobani they gave me chobani yogurt instead of faye or phage greek yogurt fuck it whatever it's the same shit um anyways i asked him i asked what his name was and then i like left but um i was gonna say this too if you in real life flirt with me talk to me if you're a guy out there in my dms like i'm gonna mention you I'm gonna like bring you up I'm not gonna say your name but you might know who you

are if you listen so just be prepared to blush and be like oh my gosh I'm so embarrassed she like told the story of me and her the other day I don't know I'm not hey I tell you guys everything so just be prepared for that um dude okay mom you don't want to hear this but I got guys I got a little too high last night like I I've been here like I've been smoking more regularly lately because it's just helping me like I don't know night just get out of my head and just like sleep really well because I'm and also helping my soreness from lifting and everything but I just it's nice I used to smoke at night like every single night for like a year when I first moved to San Diego like I was constantly like I that's what I did anyways last night I smoked and

I have like a pen and you know how like sometimes you like it's like oh shit that was so much and I'm, like, coughing. I'm, like, is that corona? Am I just, like, burning my lungs? I don't know. Anyways, I had, I have to tell this story. So, while I was ordering groceries, hold on, I need coffee. Okay, so, fuck. I found my, you know when you're high, and you're just, like, what the fuck am I doing? I had my ass, okay, so I'm, like, I'd watch some TV. I was just chilling, like, wasn't really on my phone at all but then I go to uh I'm like shit I need to order my food because I I'm like out of everything again so I'm on the Amazon like Whole Foods app or whatever or like ordering and I found myself like I have my big XL t-shirt on that I always like lounge around

in my apartment with I showered right from my workout like no pants no underwear nothing and I'm just sitting there my ass is like okay I have my couch and my couch and then my ottoman in front of it and I'm like on my back my like head is between the cushions I'm like looking at my couch right now between the cushions of my couch and then my ass is like hanging off the couch legs are like like hovering on the ottoman it's hard to explain basically it was like I was like in between I was like sitting in between the couch and the ottoman but like hovering and then like my shirt was just like up to my boobs like I had just my fucking vagina out everything out just like what that and like ordering on Whole Foods guys you know like in that moment I just I've

been laughing a lot alone and just laughing out loud at myself and that was probably the funniest shit I found myself doing in a long time and it was so mindless and I was so hot because my it's so hot in San Diego so I was just like chilling just trying to like I don't know, air out before. Yeah. So that happened last night. Then I kind of slept in this morning and, um, I don't know, like drank my coffee, got my day started, checked my Q and A questions. Um, there's some good ones. Yeah. So we'll get into that next, but, um, that's pretty much what happened over the last day. Oh, when I uploaded, I got, I finally figured out my YouTube uploading so i have two now i have two video podcasts uploaded you can check those out on

my channel just search my name jacqueline monroe i'm still like yeah trying to like plug my my youtube oh and also patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show i currently have two patrons and uh it's super fun to shout you guys out at the end and um the one of the guys gets to call me once a week like the highest your option gets to call Jacqueline like I do phone calls with my patrons so check that out patreon.com slash tjms and uh now let's do the Q&A I'm feeling like I'm ready to answer some questions because it's Saturday and that's the purpose of this episode okay so I'm looking at my phone now and I went to my notes I wrote some stuff yesterday so before I get in the Q&A I have to talk about something serious something serious because you

know what this is my deep thought of the podcast then it's gonna get fun Q&A in like five minutes all right I wrote this note here about what I struggle with I'm over sharing a lot today like yeah okay so basically I realized that I like never feel like I live up to the my expectations of myself and I'm really I really like fight myself about that and I feel like the reason this podcast feels so good is because the trajectory the trajectory I was on was like the wrong one mentally like what I wanted myself like how I envisioned myself was the wrong I was go I was thinking down the wrong route there was a fork in the road and I went down the wrong fork in the road so that's why like this podcast feels so good to do it feels so

right it feels so authentic it feels so me I'm because everything I was trying to accomplish before as far as like influencer beauty um you know photo shoots that stuff that I subconscious oh youtube blogger person with like a super beautiful aesthetic like all that stuff I was that that lane I was going down before um it was like going against the grain it always felt like this pursuit of something that wasn't like it was useless I'm just gonna say it like I'm sorry I'm gonna just here's my raw opinion about it because I don't know you guys maybe this is what you tune in for but here's what I thought about I wrote this on my little fucking note last night like I don't know it was probably high yeah I was okay so sorry mom

I said I feel like I realize that I follow a lot of beautiful people because they're beautiful right they're like wow they're inspiring they're beautiful people like like visually like damn they're beautiful and I love that shit I think that's awesome I think wow that's how cool is that that human beings can look like fucking I don't know just amazing like I'm I don't know like I've I've followed a lot of like models and like Instagram girls and guys too like you know whatever but I realized when I'm following them I'm like I don't even know what the fucking sound of their voice sounds like I don't know what they're I don't know how they think I don't know about their like they don't really show anything else other than like they're they're riding on

their looks and that's what that's great like that works for them but I realized for myself like if I pursued the you know version of myself that that trajectory that I thought I wanted to go down with like photo shoots and like I don't know like aesthetics and pretty YouTube vlogs and all that stuff like I I realized like that no one would really even like if I did that it's not it doesn't feel like people would I don't feel like people would really know me or like that's not really who I am it's just like it looks nice and it sounds nice and it's like it's it's fun to look at. So I decided like, this is my big, like 2020, 2020 vision. Like I woke up to the fact that like to be authentic right now in 2020 and to like come out and like, just like show up on the internet

as if you're my best friend. And as, as if you know me, I gotta, I gotta run my mouth for an hour every day and I gotta do a podcast. That's what my, you know what? The other thing works for a lot of people out there. I'm just saying that it never felt natural. It always felt like I want, I was, I was like romanticizing the idea of it. I'm talking about, I mentioned this so many times and I wonder if any girls out there can relate to this. Like I follow pretty people on Instagram. I've done that for years. I see like the, the type of content they make. And I'm like, Oh, like I should do that too. Like I should yes. Say yes to a photographer in the DMS and like, yes, go work with a bikini company and like do a photo shoot or like whatever, make YouTube videos and

show people how to you know style my outfit and like I was convinced like that's what I should do and then I don't know I a lot of times I mocked it and made fun of it because I felt probably just jealous I was like oh you know fuck this like but honestly it all ended up leading me to the right like those thoughts and those judgments I'm a bitch uh no uh I'm supportive like I know that's a different hustle that a lot of people are successful with and I support it it's just it didn't work for me so it led me you know my judgmental like cynicism I don't even know cynicism whatever it led me to podcasting hi I'm a daily podcaster I podcast 70s a week let's do the Q&A but I had that deep thought I was like oh I need to say this before I get

funny with the Q&A song of the day waka flaka oh let's do it oh let's do it oh let's do it I wrote that on a note. Song of the day. I haven't done one of those in a while. Dude, Waka Flocka last night was really helping my workout. So that is your song of the day. And then I have another note here. Guys that use too many emojis annoy me, especially the, the little, uh, this is what I literally wrote this on a note. Guys that use too much, too many emojis annoy me, especially the heart eyes. And then like the heart, like warm and fuzzy, like hearts around them. I don't know. It just like, it's a turnoff. I don't know how to explain it. Maybe it's because it's like too, like, I don't know. Like I'm not used to guys being like, I don't know, expressing themselves

with so many emojis. And I'm, I've been following this person. I won't obviously name drop, but like, dude, this doesn't match. Like, it's just, it doesn't add up. Like you're annoying with your so many heart eye emojis. It's just, sorry. That's just my opinion. Moving on. Q and A. uh first question wait let me get to it I want a glass of coffee how is that like seven minute monologue about me deciding I don't want to be an influencer for the 50th time on this podcast like I mention it fucking every time every day I'm like I don't I decided that the influencer life wasn't for me and the like aesthetic stuff wasn't for me so I I made a podcast and that is my life story. Okay. First question. What do you ask for when you get

your hair blonde? As you know, I just got it bleached again. I just said, bleach me out, bitch. I literally just told her bleach me out. Cause I wanted my roots. I wanted to look like, like as albino blonde as possible, like to the root. Cause usually I get a root shot. They like put a root shadow in. So when it grows out, it looks natural, but I don't know I'm just like over having to always like get it retouched um I've only had to do that once or no two times now so I can't it's not that dramatic but um yeah I just like ask well the first time I went I said see if you want to know like what I asked for initially I was brunette and I said hi I'd like to be blonde when I leave this salon and seven hours later and

multiple hundreds of dollars later up almost a thousand dollars later I was a blonde Barbie in one session and then I uh you know quarantine happened and then I had to go back six months later to get my roots redone basically I'm like I just want to look blonde and I have a theory here I'm just I'm full of opinions today this is my thought about being blonde like be blonde or be brunette all right I'm I'm sorry but like when I I just I don't know how to say this but it's an I get annoyed I don't know why but guys I have like this is my this is how my brain works I'm like when I see a brunette with like a lot of highlights or just like a lot of dimension going that's like half blonde half brunette it looks like first of all it's like an it's like a

waterfall of colors it's beautiful but I just I just I'm just like choose like be blonde don't half-ass this like be blonde and so wow I mean like balayage is the thing and like ombre is the thing and it's like it looks nice but when I like see this is what I'm okay I'm so like visual and creative I guess but like when I see if you put like a spectrum of hair colors in front of me and like lined a bunch of people up the most like contrast looks the best meaning the highest contrast meaning like platinum blonde or like dark brown or black like the contrast is the most to me like the most attractive it like looks the best like think of Marilyn Monroe think of um like if you think of

like I'm talking like platinum girls like playmates and stuff like there's a reason like it looks really good, and then, like, the, you know, the highlighted stuff, you know, you're kind of, like, balayaging and painting on little strips of lighter colors, like, it looks, it looks nice, but I don't know, when you see someone, if someone walks in that room with a platinum head of hair, it just, it's, it's, it's striking, you know what I mean? I want to be striking, so I asked for, I told her, bleach me out, and that's, that's what, that's, to answer your question, just tell them to bleach you out and and you know what show them pictures I said I showed her I went on google images and I said I just like showed how someone's hair looked like full bleach and I said I want to

look like her and we both laughed because the girl looked like a train wreck in the photo it was like a weird myspace selfie from like 2007 that was on google next question have you found your kitten yet what will you name it as you know I've been wanting a cat I really want to adopt a kitten because like I like dogs you know what I mean like I want to of course like I want a golden retriever but I live in a you know one bedroom apartment I just couldn't keep even a small dog in here all day I couldn't do it I don't want to deal with that especially I don't know I want a yard so once I have a yard I'll get a big dog but um I know I haven't found my kitten yet I've kind of put that on hold until the new year because I'm like I'm going home for a month and if I get

one now. I'm going to have to like figure out what to do with it while I leave or like get an emotional support animal certificate so it can fly with me. I don't know. I don't want to deal with it right now. So the kitten is coming. I'll, I will be, um, adopting a kitten probably beginning of next year, January. Um, okay. Next question. Great, great, great question. Um, oh, what would I name it? Um, dude, let's search some cute cat names. How are you doing? Is this podcast good? Q&A Saturday. Is this like number four? Cute cat names. Jamie! Okay, let's read these out. Should I be Joe Rogan for Halloween? Shut the fuck up, Jacqueline. You need to stop talking. Dude, quit. Jacqueline, leave. Just like

shut your microphone off right now. Oh god, these are cute cat- best girl cat names. Bella, Stella, Arabella Ella Sasha no these all suck these are not cute dude I'm gonna name my kitten Nugget my sister when I used to have a little white cat well it's at my grandparents house that lives under a tree right now Cindy is her name she's a white cat I don't know how she's made it this long being a white cat out in farmland where okay eagles can see like if you're if you're sworn up above a farm like my grandparents kind of live in like they have a little farm and a white cat is like it stands out you know it's easy it's an easy target and um I don't know how Cindy's survived she doesn't live in she's an outdoor cat 100% she lives under a tree she hasn't gotten eaten yet

and usually cat like white cats don't make it that long anyways um but yeah I've actually witnessed a cat get uh an eagle take a cat up um should I tell more farm stories today yeah oh my god wait my sister shit okay my sister hatched a duck I think in fourth grade yeah like they incubated it in class and my sister took it home like we got to keep it or she got to keep it because we had farmland we had like a place for it and so this is like the class hatchling duck and I remember it um my grandpa took it because he had a he had a big pond at Christmas tree farm and um anyways it like grew older it got bigger and I remember I don't know maybe I was like 11 or 12 I don't really remember how old I was but kind of back then back in the

day like the oh five days and um he like took photos of an eagle taking the duck like he he could have shot the eagle no he could have shot the eagle grandpa why didn't you try to save the duck but he took like photos of it anyways I remember that so well like why am I telling the story oh farm stories um wait this is like not adding up dude I have no way of remembering my trains of thought oh oh my kitten cute cat names oh Cindy the white cat that hasn't gotten taken by an eagle yet anyways I named my cat nugget and no I have not found my kitten next question oh uh my mom asked me a question that's very triggering so I'm gonna answer hers first mom, mommy, where is it? There it is. Okay. This is triggering and I'll tell you why this is kind

of, oh, okay. Hold on. So my mom's question for my Q and a today is what is most important to you? Okay. So this is why it's triggering. Like I, this, like when I saw that come in my little Q and a box thing. I was like, I know what she's thinking. I've had this struggle for like two years now, since I lived in San Diego, trying to like convey every, I feel like I have to explain myself or like reinforce the fact that family is the most number one important thing to me. Like when her question is, what is the most important thing to you? Family, a hundred thousand billion trillion percent mom but I feel like she asked me this question because she's like I don't get it my daughter moved to California so far away from Washington and you know it's

like she doesn't have any um ties to family anymore really care about us she's never you know she sees us a couple times a year and it's like she doesn't really care about family because she doesn't live close to us so I don't understand but so that's why it's triggering because I feel like I've constantly had to try to like explain that I love you guys like I miss you guys I just I got it I got I had to spread my little duck wings and fly to fly south okay I love it here this is my dream I'm living my dream every day I'm podcasting every day now and I'm living in California dude I got it fucking made this is like the fucking life and dude it's a two-hour plane right away so it's not that dramatic mom I can see family very like efficiently and quickly

if I really need to um dude let's get a pj mom let's invest in a pj for the fam let's get a private a little private plane it's uh you know I'll just park it in my I'll fly it what am I saying I got a I got I'm looking at I you know I have a runway close by what this is dumb why did I just say that I just want to tell my mom that I can see her quickly if you know I don't really freak out the fact that I'm so far down here because I can just fly in two seconds okay next question this one doesn't track or make any sense but I'm going to read exactly how it's written what the fuck is so hot I don't pays to live with this heats so English English is a second language there, and I, it's okay, you know what, um, I, I get what you're saying, so you're pissed

it's hot right now, and you didn't pay for your apartment in California to live in this much heat, something along those lines, and I agree, it is too hot, and again, I'm sweating in my sweatshirt sitting here, but it's my lucky podcasting sweatshirt, and I have to, I'm superstitious like that, it's a, it's a, you know, it's my good luck charm, and, uh, yeah, always sweating, but yeah California needs to cool the fuck down and I'm looking I keep I get really like every time I check the weather I'm like oh fuck what's it gonna be next week and it's dropping down the 70s finally but nighttime sucks it's like still like 70s at night like I just need to figure out my AC next question if someone random if if a random person asks you to go with them him for

dinner where would you go I don't know I like to get surprised or like I like it when they like you know come pick me up and just take me somewhere I'm not choosy or picky but like where would I want to go for dinner like tonight probably like a cute little Italian place like a sit down like white linen Italian place some nice candles ambiance outdoor seating of course social distance distant thing of course uh but yeah that's like what i'm feeling so yeah if a random guy asked me to go to dinner tonight i'd be like let's go get like you know some pasta and like drink some red wine and that's more like a winter date a winter date like i don't know maybe go for some sush down in california right now i'd do sushi because it's too fucking hot

for like heavy like i don't know pasta and stuff all right let's get to the next questions here Star Wars or Star Trek um okay so I grew up with both um that's like tough like what would I how would I answer this if I had to choose you know what I'm gonna have to go with Star Trek if I had to choose between the two Star Trek it is that's my answer to the question um you know I grew up this is the thing my the reason I say this is because Star Trek was like the background show constantly on in the garage when my dad was out working doing something out in the garage you know what I mean like we had this little tv that would always play like next generation Star Trek or we watched um yeah like I grew up watching that

that version or that series and then also we used to watch um like we had Star Trek movies movies there's like I don't know there's like series like shows and then Star Trek movies like First Contact I remember watching there's like Borgs where they have these like like they're half human and like half robot people and I don't know like I remember watching all those and maybe I'm I don't know like Star Wars was great you know what I mean but Star Trek is just like it's a different it's like a different vibe when you watch it it's more like I don't know kind of like it's like Seinfeld versus how would I describe that like Seinfeld would be like Star Trek Star Wars would be like

why can't I think of an example something more like like The Office yeah yeah that's the thing like people everyone's seen The Office everyone's seen Star Wars but I feel like Star Trek's one of those things it's like you either grew up with it and saw and like watched it or you didn't and I remember so when I got my MacBook in seventh grade oh my god that was like the best time ever going getting my buying my first MacBook like going in the Apple store that new MacBook smell like that when you open like the packaging I remember like I saved the box and everything anyways in seventh grade I got a laptop and I started watching um like I it had a DVD entrance at a dvd garage at a dvd garage on the side of it side of it and i played um my dad had the uh

fucking enterprise star trek enterprise um series like we that show and i watched like every single day i watched that show and i'm trying to think of the intro music to that has anyone seen star trek enterprise if you know that series it was good it was more like modern than the next generation uh series but the beginning song was so good it was like it's like the it's like the deadliest catch theme song but it's not i can't remember it but anyways and then like yeah the movies star trek movies we'd sit around and watch they really scared the fuck out of me but i still watched them so my answer to your question is Star Trek over Star Wars. Next question. Oh, my phone's glitching. Do you have

a podcast? I mean, I don't know. It's a talk show. Let's call this a talk show, not a podcast. I've been, all I do is talk about it. So it's kind of funny every day. I'm like, there's like a little, like I write in my story on Instagram. I'm like, I have a podcast, but like a really tiny letters in the background of everything um so yeah I guess it's a talk show but this is the new wave everyone's saying that like podcasts or talk shows are like it's like the new thing doing this every day um have you looked at oh wait what are your thoughts on Jocko Willink Willink Willink I mean he's the discipline equals freedom guy I've listened to his podcast before um, you know, I like looking at his 4am Instagram picture, like his watch pictures. It's just like,

every time I see one of those, I'm like, fuck you. You know, who gets up that early to work out before the sunrise? And like, you know, he, it's his thing. He's a, he's a badass. I really like how he thinks. And I like when he's like, I've listened to a lot of his podcasts with other people when he, you know, someone in like Rogan interviews him and shit, but I don't know. I think he's a cool guy I'm uh yeah I like Jocko he's got a book right I was I was reading I was like flipping through it was at Walmart and I that's like the last time I saw that book and I was flipping through it and um yeah good shit good stuff um next question Q&A Saturday we're getting through this. NFL or UFC? Hands down NFL. Like, I don't follow the NF, excuse me,

I don't follow the UFC closely. Like, I, I, I, like, I follow their Instagram. Like, I know what fights are going on, but I'm not, like, a diehard, like, it would be fun to go and I've never attended a UFC fight or, like, I've never really, like, you know, I, I feel like my, the only reason I give a fuck about UFC is because of, like, the Joe Rogan podcast, like, the MMA episodes when they, like, I listen to those, so I've got a real, I've got a real good education on the UFC because of that, um, and, like, I'm aware of it, I'm not, like, I didn't grow up watching my, you know, I didn't, like, anyways, I like the NFL, I love football games, I like the football culture like the tailgating lifestyle the drinking a game's lifestyle I miss college

football for sure but yeah NFL over at UFC that is my answer um Seahawks are playing is it they're in Miami right yeah they're in Miami this weekend let's go to Google got the NFL schedule pulled up Sunday October 1st October 4th Seahawks at Dolphins yeah we're gonna kill them three and oh bitch one and two dolphins uh who else is playing well ever i mean pretty much everyone but like other games are going to patriots chiefs oh patriots two and one oh chiefs three no that's gonna be a good game yes i'll be watching football this sunday all right next question so yeah my answer is nfl oh man I just you know what it's there's something about it you know what it is for me it's just it's

the it's it's so and this kind of goes to your next question is there a sport that you've wanted you've wanted to try but haven't yet like I feel like in another life I want to be a football player I want to know what it's like to be out there and be on like on the field and score touchdown and like I love playing catch you know what I mean like if we're out on the beach with the football like I love going long for you know like I'm like the running back you know what I mean I'm just like or wide receiver just like catching the thing I love that shit I love like I don't know I just love football and um so yeah if I had if I if there's a sport that I've wanted to try but haven't yet obviously like I wouldn't play football with what's another sport

that I haven't tried that I've wanted to I don't know I mean snowboarding I've only I've never snowboard. I've only skied. So maybe snowboarding. That's something I want to try out. Surfing. I'm really terrified of that. Oh my gosh, dude. San Diego up in Torrey Pines out on the beach or out on the, uh, out in the water at Torrey Pines, like two days ago, there was aerial footage of like 12 great whites, like seven foot long great whites, which I don't know if that's that big, but, um, and there's like people on their surfboards and then like underneath where the sharks just going around so yeah you know what surfing I don't there's something about that water I just I feel too vulnerable I feel like it's a death sentence as soon as I jump in and

surf even though like shark attacks are really unlikely or like you know it's like super uncommon but um yeah maybe surfing other sports am I like staying on task with these questions I answer your question so Star Trek uh yes I have a podcast uh NFL over UFC if I haven't played a sport that I wanted to try it'd be football but surfing or snowboarding I can't really think of anything else boxing like I'd like to go fuck some shit up with some gloves you know what I mean I feel like I'd be good at that I don't know all right next question green grapes dude I love these types of questions like keep it keep it simple I'm three years old this is like a if you can ask it ask me questions that a three-year-old could easily answer that's that's what that's

what I like to see. Ah, fuck, too much ice in my mouth. Um, don't tell my dentist. Does this, does this mean I'm low on iron if I'm chewing ice? Cause I'd love, I'd love to chew guys. ASMR. Green grapes or purple grapes? Damn it. They're so good. Green grapes can lean more sour and that's kind of like annoying. I got to say red grapes, purple grapes, red grapes. Yeah. Yeah. And I do have some frozen ones in my freezer right now. I have freeze grapes. It's a little like nighttime snacky poo. They're so good. Freeze your grapes tip of the day. I'm an influencer. Um, it's like a nice little dessert if you want something like cold and sweet. Um, but yeah, I'm going to say red grapes over green grapes, except the green grapes

that are crazy. And I don't understand this technology or the cotton candy grapes. Have you guys ever had those where they actually taste like cotton candy? And I'm like, I remember when i was studying abroad i was like in waitrose in london and i was like they call it candy floss grapes candy floss candy floss grapes that's what their cotton candy is called candy floss fucking love england dude uh next question have you seen the movie the game no i haven't actually wait let me see if i have i have like a bad memory about movies the game i feel like maybe i have I like know what movie that is, but I don't.

Oh, I don't think I have the game movie. This is annoying when I have to Google stuff because I don't know. Michael Douglas and Sean Penn. Can't say I have, but that looks like a good classic like movie that I should have probably seen, but I never did. So no, I have not. dude I'm so honest I feel like my old self would try to be like I'm so cool like I'm a movie buff I know and then I'd like research the answer to the question before and like go on IMDB or whatever the fuck and like talk about Sean Penn and like act like I knew what was going on

dude don't be a faker just tell people the truth it feels good it's so therapeutic man just be honest did I just expose like my past self but that's how my brain in the past would work like i just want people to accept me and i don't want to sound ignorant if i don't know what the game movie is i don't want to sound uneducated or out of like uncool no like not cool i got jesus christ barefoot walking down the street right now like blonde long hair though kind of hot i don't really people watch much today next question fuck this question what is the best kind of dessert fuck um okay so

I get I I know this is like Jacqueline just pick an answer don't be indecisive like if you had to pick what would you say I love talking about food on this podcast I think you guys like it too it's like it's comfy you know what I mean let's talk about dessert let's talk about just pound in our face with sugar right now um okay all-time classic never can go wrong with a chocolate chip cookie right but there's okay there's categories so like cookies just a chocolate chip cookie suffices you know what I mean it's it's perfect it's it's uh it's just it works and I think is there a chocolate chip cookie documentary yet like when did that get invented and I need to see like this, the history of it in a, like an hour long documentary. I need to

see that. I feel like, like who invented it? I want to know their name. I should do my research on that. Um, cause I bake a lot and I haven't, I haven't baked those in so long though. Like I just, I need a mixer. I don't like buy cookie ingredients. I don't know. Fucking cookies are great. Um, okay. Cake. So people are like, cake is too dry. It's like too much frosting. It's too sweet like fuck off cake is amazing cake and ice cream fucking amazing dude Costco sheet cakes weirdly fucking love um because it's like it's kind of like shitty quality but there's something about that like buttercream that's so like bake tasting but dude cold cake I'm a cold cake bitch do not put that out at room temperature at the birthday party take it out of the fridge or right

when you're gonna serve it I cannot stand room temperature cake I am very opinionated about my sweets because you know what I'm like I'm seriously like at heart like I'm a I am a little like is this offensive fuck it I'm like a little fat kid inside at all times like mentally I'm there I'm always like I love dessert I like food I like all the things but you know I try to like you know it's everything in moderation and balance you know what I mean if I've learned anything it's like don't freak out about having cake you can have it just like don't have it 24 like don't have it every fucking day I feel like I had to disclose that like you know what I mean I don't know I feel like insecure about talking about sweets and desserts for some reason I don't know why

it's probably because of social media people have convinced me that like gluten-free no sugar is the way to go and I'm saying fuck it um but dude yeah cold fucking Costco cake why did I just mention not know but my favorite like cake is like carrot cake I love um great dessert um dude I just like I don't know anything really pie like my grandma's pies like apple pie with ice cream you know what I like here's my answer I like what when you have a dessert with like ice cream on the side like something warm with like an ice cream on the side like a lava cake with ice cream like that kind of shit. What else though? Is there anything I'm missing? Dude, Reese's PB cups. Reese's PB cups. Oh my gosh. I should play this Instagram post I did like two years ago. I thought,

oh my gosh, this is a funny little witty thing I did. It was like before Halloween here. I'll play it. Maybe you guys have, I don't know. You guys probably have not seen this on my Instagram, but dude, it's so deep. This is about Reese's peanut butter cups. Let me get the volume up. So I'm on a beach run and I'm listening to podcasts where they're talking about Halloween candy, and it got me reflecting on how much I would take a bullet for a Reese's peanut butter cup. Now, if you don't agree that the Reese's peanut butter cup is the king of all candy, I want you to find a chair, get comfortable, and reflect on what's wrong so anyways um I don't know if you could hear that very well but I'd say I said I would take

a bullet for Reese's peanut butter cup and that is that is my truth so you know what that there's another documentary who the fucking invented peanut butter and chocolate and I need to I need to know the history of that find a chair it said you don't like if you don't think Reese's peanut butter cups are the king of all candy find a chair reflect on what's wrong dude I don't know who I was two years ago but I sounded cuter I feel like my voice is cuter back then okay next question what did I answer there my favorite dessert is like everything I just like chocolate chip cookies fuck it I don't know um next question I don't know I'm like am I missing one that I can't think of I love ice cream like I love everything oh my god it's fucking sugar it's

literally it's a it's literally an addictive drug I like an affogato too though like after an Italian meal affogato bitch um oh this is a good question okay so this question is what is the bravest thing you've ever done and I immediately knew the answer to this so I worked for move you when I moved to San Diego I like dated the CEO I lived with him for like a whole year it's an interesting story I've never told really I don't even think I've said that much about it but anyways I worked for move you and I think the bravest thing I've ever done is literally just walk in there and clear off my desk and quit cold turkey and yeah that was terrifying but also like the best decision

I've ever made in my life so yeah I feel like that was brave um and then it's cool now like after the fact looking back going I wasn't insane for doing that because literally like 90% of the employees I used to work with are no longer there and see what I saw. So I dramatically exited and quit, quit cold Turkey. And yeah, that was probably the bravest thing I've ever done. I mean, you could argue, yeah. Moving to California by yourself is brave. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. Wait, another brave story. So there's like a multiple, I could section this off into three different stories but I got on a plane by myself flew to London

took the tube through the city so I went from um I wasn't at the Heathrow I was at uh what's the other airport it starts with like a g right Gibraltar airport London airport Jamie um gas Gatwick yeah I was at Gatwick so then I took the train into London from Gatwick got on the tube went to what's that train station called train station London dude I like researching while I talk train stations London I know what it's going to be called it's going to come right up St. Pink St. Pancras St. Pancras International So yeah, I went from, um, or is it King's Cross? Whatever. It was either King's Cross or St. St. Pancras. Pancras. So I went, literally I went Vancouver, BC. That's where my flight was

out of. Flew to London, into Gatwick, train into London, like from outside the city into in the city. St. Pancras, King's Cross, whatever. Got on a train to Manchester. got on a train to Manchester dude I'm all alone I got a fat suitcase with me like I'm lugging around the train stations and I went up to Manchester I'm in the I had my travel clothes on like some lulu shit you know what I mean just like some black plain clothes I'm in the train and I go into a tiny little stall this is the bravest thing I've done I've done it when I really think about it I'm telling the story I went into the little stall on the train which are they're so tiny like it's it's crazy and um I put on a red blouse I still have it I think

no wait maybe I don't no I think it's my like yeah no I kept it because it means a lot it's like a special it's like symbolic and then I put on I remember my like high-waisted jeans and my black boots my i got them from fucking australia like shipped i paid that was like when i was trying hard with fashion i like shipped some boots from australia had those on pretty sure this was the outfit yeah black i had like high-waisted jeans leather boots like knee-high red blouse i like went to my seat and literally i like nervous peed for like an hour and it was like the train's about to stop and i couldn't stop peeing because i was so nervous and then dude this is the bravest shit i got i've done so i again flew by myself from vancouver to london

london train another train in manchester quickly changed i fucking get off the train step off the train I'm 20 years old at the time I'm 20 and I greet a man and meet someone for the first time that way that's how we met

I, girl, flew to boy in another country across the world thank you Harry Styles for being you because there's a connection there so that was cool how that all unveiled itself um I don't know I haven't maybe I've told out

in the pot that I don't think I really told this story on the podcast before so yeah that's probably the bravest thing I've done nice that's a good question quitting my job and like meeting a man by myself I would never do that I don't feel like I'd ever do that now maybe I would I just feel like I would I'd be too paranoid now I don't know next question do you want kids of course like I'm 26 now so I mean I don't really have I don't I'm not attached to like deadlines with life and like I don't have expectations of like an age where I want something to happen I just assume like yeah probably my 30s early 30s I'll be having kids I assume but um yeah I want kids I definitely at least want two um but it it's like not a now

thing but it's you know it's a it's a later thing a later date and I don't care if they're boys or girls like I'm not like oh I want two boys or oh I want a girl and a boy like I don't care um okay next question would you rather live in the sci-fi universe or the fantasy universe hmm fantasy isn't real that's like that's more like game of thrones and like star trek is more like sci-fi stuff i guess sci-fi yeah aliens outer space sci-fi for sure yeah sci-fi good question um um what are you afraid of oh fuck I don't oh that's like okay recently this whole year and I don't even like talking about it it's

very it makes me feel weird um I haven't I've been thinking about death more than ever I guess this year because like especially because I came across these rappers that I thought were alive that died and tripped me out when I found out Juice WRLD was gone and Pop Smoke and I like freak out so much like Kobe and everything still really like messes me up when I think about it but recently I've been thinking about like family members kind of like getting a call about a family member or that's probably my biggest fear it's like losing someone in my family tragically of course anyway but I don't know it's like weird to like consciously think like go that is what I'm afraid of um like I can make it about me though like what am I like for myself what I'm afraid of

I feel like regret and I'm already noticing that this decision I've made to podcast seven days a week is like it's I know it's like bulldozing me into this position in life where I know that I will not regret this and I am living my truth I am following my dreams because I've basically been one foot in and one foot out of like pursuing social media stuff and content creation and all that for the last like eight years of you know Instagram and everything where I've been like holding down a job but my dream was to be like a YouTuber and you know I've been one foot in one foot out where now I feel like I will not regret any of this because I don't know I'm like all in I'm doing it and I know what I know now what it's like to wake up every day and be so passionate

about something where it's like all you want to do every day like I don't want to do this five days a week because what am I like on the other two days I'm gonna be like I just want to make a podcast so I don't know don't talk to me about burnout you don't know me dude think about how many hours on your phone you are a day like just chilling watching your social media my my realization about podcasting is the fact that like for the same amount of time I'm basically trading the the time I was using just mindlessly consuming other people's content I'm like using that time towards making my own content and being a content creator myself and doing podcasting so anyways I guess like my biggest fear to answer your question would be

like for myself like not achieving what I want or whatever but now I've got to see the thing is I've been wishy-washy right excuse me but now I have a specific goal where before it was like like, maybe I'll do that. Maybe I'll do that. No, it's like now Jacqueline's a daily fucking podcaster. Neighbors are like, Jacqueline, what the fuck? They don't even know my first name. I don't think they do, but they're probably confused. Now it's like you have a specific goal and it's called podcasting. And that feels so good to like brand myself, just like have that epiphany with myself. You know what I mean? So dude, heights though, fuck off. I can't do heights. If you want to know what else i'm afraid of cliffs bitch dude if you want to know this is this is my theory

about the simulation goats on cliffs like glitch 100 that's a simulation glitching because that's why like what is their thought process what is their like what is their like what is the point there's like no foliage on the side of the cliffs and if there is it's like just eat the grass on the ground why do they have to go oh i want the tree up on the top of the cliff i'm gonna climb it it doesn't look real and it's like their little hooves are barely they're like just google pictures of goats on cliffs if you don't know what i'm talking about but i feel like a couple it's like a 2018 thing people were like holy shit like goats on cliffs it's so funny looking but anyways i just see like or also these free solo climbers

that's not human dude those are that's like what the fuck how do they do it I know they are missing like a piece of their brain like a part of their brain is different than most people but I don't know um next question why am I getting tired should I wrap this up should I end this I have a couple more questions let's see if any new ones came in um if you could spend 48 hours with anyone in the world who would you spend it with and why two days with someone anyone in the world Donald Trump man

I just want to know what that's like there's so many people this is such a hard question there's so many people I'd want to spend two days with like I'm thinking okay my celebrity crushes of course like all of them like if I could like be someone's boo thing for two days like in Hollywood you know or like a famous celebrity person like I have a crush on that'd be cool but then also like a great mind I could hang out with Elon holy shit I feel like currently it'd be Elon or two days with Elon would be sick just to like see what that's like the because here's the thing like i'm really curious about people's behind the scenes life like what is it like to like what do they do in the morning like what do they eat for breakfast like what is their routine like

that are literally billionaires running huge companies and everything like i just want to know like this like the behind the scenes of that shit so it'd be fun to hang out with someone like that for two days not like bezos i'd be more like the elon on the elon side of things um are there any like dope women out there i want to be hanging with for two days yeah I mean there's so many people who else is like dope that I follow that I'd love to hang out with so many people for two days I don't think I yeah maybe just

I don't know Elon that's all I can think of right now like on Instagram like who would I want to hang with oh my god Whitney Cummings honestly i'm obsessed with her i'm fucking obsessed with her i keep saying like i see whitney on her um podcast and i see her on her instagram stories and i'm like dude this is literally me in the future i can see it already i don't know why i just see it i'm like there's something about her that i just it's she's so relatable and so um i don't know i i get her like her vibe and everything but she'd be super fun to hang out with um just like play with her dogs and like go horse riding

and shit i don't know um yeah that's a fun question but i don't think i did a very good job answering it i mean elon or trump or hot man no hot man probably uh next question what killed all the dinosaur dinosaurs i don't fucking know sorry i keep swearing um i don't i don't know like i don't know the older i get the more i'm just like this feels so weird and fake like maybe because of technology now but like thinking about dinosaurs like t-rexes and the stegosauruses and the fucking dragon motherfucking flying pterodactyl things like the fact that i'm just like okay and my little head my little weak brain i'm like how have we

okay how is science how how have like a handful of scientists put their heads together and come up with evidence that like a meteor hit bajillion years ago like they can date shit back and you know there's like carbon dating that's how that works or something where they like the rock they like divide time based on like carbon or something like that it's weird but I'm like how the fuck did they come up with that like it just blows my mind and just finding like dinosaur bones is so strange and I don't know I it trips me up like I I guess like a meteor came hit um but like I don't know was it the ice age I don't know about that like I just oh there's two butterflies outside that's really cute they're yellow they're like in love they're just

dance they just like spun around each other really fast that was so cool yeah that's even true that trips me out too like butterflies cocoons like what the fuck i don't know like the older i get i get more and more in my head and confused and like so like brain dead about the world and why we're here and like dinosaurs and animals and i don't know what killed the dinosaurs i mean apparently a meteor did according to science according to what we know but i don't know i mean i look at crocodiles i'm like they're still here chickens still here I used to own chickens those motherfuckers are like I miss having a chicken coop I did chicken coop my whole life until I became an adult and it sucks um they stink like

shit though like I could not have it I was like envisioning myself getting a chicken in my apartment shit I don't know what killed the dinosaurs that's a good question though i i realized i uh pretty much just read one person's questions today because he spammed me and i have more but that just went on for like way too long so i think i'm gonna wrap up the podcast the saturday q a here uh go over to patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show become a patron um or you can subscribe in addition to or and or all up to you this is freedom to choose here. I'm not pressuring you, but you can go over to YouTube and subscribe to my channel to watch the video podcast of me staring off to the left, people watching the

whole time. Like I'm always looking out the window on my YouTube video, like waiting for someone to walk across. And I do not have any man, but neighbor updates today, by the way, I haven't seen him all day. Uh, so yeah, YouTube and Patreon, if you want to support the show, um, let's like, I mean, I could keep answering questions. How long do you want me to do this podcast. I don't know. Jacqueline, how can you talk for an hour a day? Just like coming up with stuff to talk about. I just, I don't know. I have an overactive brain or something. Um, yeah, that's all I'm going to do. I can hit up the DMS for answers. Oh, I, my sister messaged me about her coffee recipe. Dude, I haven't talked to her in like two months. She's just like living

her lawyer life and I'm not important anymore. It's not like that. I know what she's up to. She's like trying to stay focused and like do a good job. Her new, her new job. So let's talk about like, I don't know. I was thinking about it like, God damn, I got water. I got coffee on my, um, keyboard here. Um, I was thinking about like, oh, I could talk about what I'm going to do today and like is that boring but basically got groceries delivered you guys don't know this but at a part of the podcast I paused it to pick up my groceries so I'm gonna roast um I'm gonna do some like fall recipes today meal prep Saturday you know what I mean I'm gonna do like butternut squash zucchini roasted and then spaghetti squash

then I have a another round of ground beef I'm doing ground beef again for my protein I don't know I'm on a beef kick again like I've been doing chicken for so long and tuna and eggs and egg whites and I just want beef okay and steak and stuff I'm feeling it's like fall I want something like like meatier and um I'm gonna make that what else did I get for veggies I don't know I mean like chop up my peppers and carrots and everything just like get everything prepped so I'm gonna do that today oh I got a bunch of apples apples are in season I got some fuji's the honey crisps are good but sometimes they're like too sweet i don't know that's me talking about desserts earlier how is that possible but like i kind of like how the fuji

is it's like a perfect apple flavor um so yeah i'm gonna like pod finish this podcast upload it to youtube upload it and then make food just prep all day um work out tonight oh maybe i'll see the other, the, the, the hot attendant. What was, uh, the cute cashier. What the fuck are they called? The employee that works at the gym, the front desk agent. Maybe I'll like flirt with him again. Probably going to do a full body workout today instead of just like I did lower body. I did glutes again. Like I'm literally guys, I'm so proud of myself. Like I'm getting so strong. like my everything is getting lifted and tight and right and I'm just proud of myself because it literally takes a month of consistency to be like damn this is what it's all about just

consistent results time you know the workout after workout I was on the abduction machine yesterday like burning out and I'm like I'm going past pain I'm going to the point of like I'm gonna my glute is going to burst out of my like leg it's gonna like shoot out into the crowd of ellipticals behind me but like I'm really pushing myself it feels good I feel like I'm fueling correctly because now I'm like okay if I'm gonna put in all this work at the gym I want my like nutrition to be on point so I feel like I'm like like everything is like in the it's on point right now you know what I mean so yeah I'm in a meal prep workout probably call my mom or something I don't really know I'm boring and I'm so like I get embarrassed

to talk about my life because I'm like I don't know I'll just like write in my notebook some stories to talk about tomorrow probably and oh I didn't mention so my little studio here if you look on the YouTube podcast I like set up a makeup station off to the side you can't see it in the video wait I like put my makeup down on the side so like every morning I can like just like I basically like fluff my brows up I well I have my moisturizer extra deodorant here if I need it during the podcast I have moisturizer um it's just some concealer for zits a mascara I put mascara on um so yeah it's kind of like I don't know I'm like I'm really like like settling in here in my studio and by the way the the shitty um soundproof I got I'm showing the YouTube podcast

it's super thin and it's off to the side here you can see it on the in the frame but um I don't know I'm like debating because my my vision was to cover my entire studio here in all soundproof because I thought that'd be so cool and would like actually help the quality and everything but I don't know the quality isn't it's bad but it's not like it's not like I'm talking it's not like it's not like you're listening to me and it sounds like speakerphone bad so I don't know what I'm gonna do I'm just like having fun right now I'm not trying to ball out with like a super expensive setup I don't know I mean I do it every day I might at some point I will I'll I was like do I want black soundproof behind me but I think the light like I have a white wall then some pink

soundproof um anyways why am I telling you this I'm just like bringing a part of my creative bring you I'm trying to like talk about my creative process I you know what I mean I'm bringing you guys along the ride and I thought about this before I before I started podcasting every day I was the girl on Instagram you followed who would like you'd never heard me talk this long I never really let you in about my life other than like bullshit like paragraphs I'd write once a month on like mental health and I'd like post my witty captioned shit and like take a few selfies and stuff like that's all you knew me as and so now i feel like i don't know i just want to like include you and everything and yeah it's fun i love this i'll never shut up about

podcasting i don't think there's anyone who loves podcasting as much as me and i'd like to uh go to the uh there should be an olympic competition for that whose heart explodes the biggest when they turn on the microphone um i am on the internet looking for talking points to finish this podcast oh dude let's let's google so i i didn't even mention trump today or like what's going on with the uh the virus and him and everything but i'm gonna read some news uh government officials family members other okay i know he got he got airlifted to um oh here we we got an update 24 hours we remain cautiously optimistic but he's doing great

with that oh one other note it should be clear that he's got plenty of work to get done from the chief of staff they're cautiously optimistic about his corona recovery so that's the update from the physician he's a good-looking physician i mean what physician isn't good-looking i'm probably dude doctors are so hot those scrubs the clean shaven look like the skin they always have really nice tight skin and they're tan and they're buff dude there's something about a man in scrubs it's like any man in uniform is hot but like scrubs kind of like there's something about it um when I rushed myself to the ER a couple months ago so dramatic I know I don't want to go into it but there was a guy the hottest like nurse man front desk dude with like tats and I

was like holy shit this is like um I don't know I'm trying to get Trump updates I like Trump's tweet last night that was like uh oh wait I have to tell you guys something else I like saw a conspiracy about okay wait hold on Trump's tweet going well I think thank you all all caps love he tweeted that and then he did like his little like update about his like he did a video update but people like the the conspiracy people out there were dissecting when he wrote his first we tested positive for COVID tweet and they're like so he tweeted tonight FLOTUS first lady and I tested positive for COVID-19 we will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately we will get through this together so all of these like you people out there are saying that

together if you break up the word together in all caps it's to get her and so they're like it's you know the Hillary shit they're all talking about and I'm like I don't really know what's going on but these people are like dissecting they're like everything he says there's a hidden meaning and I don't know what that is but they're saying there's like 10 days of darkness right now red it's like red October like the hunted hunted becomes the hunter and like all this shit and I really don't know what any of this means I feel like there's some weird coincidences and people are like well at what point is a coincidence you know is it's like it it's the numbers are too they line up too much and everything but I don't know I try to like I have fun reading about people's conspiracies

and thoughts and stuff because it's it's fun that's it it's fun it's interesting but it does paranoia me it does make me go like holy shit I feel like I'm being like I feel like everything I've ever thought in my life is just not right like my reality is because someone has like molded and shaped it to be this and like how I think of government how I think of the world is like not the way it actually is and that really freaks me out and paranoia me so I just like to go watch you know like watching football on Sundays like going to the gym I like podcasting talking shit about my life and uh scrolling social media all day because that makes me happy and it keeps me from being too paranoid you know what I mean I like to like

keep it I like to keep my life pretty neutral and the second I get in a deep dark rabbit hole at 2 a.m on a conspiracy theory I like go I get too scared and I don't I get like it just doesn't feel I don't know I just feel like I feel gross I'm like oh like I didn't know that before now i know too much and now i'm paranoid and it's not fun i like to it's like out of sight out of mind it but dude there's some weird coincidences going on and it's tripping me up just on twitter scrolling now uh i caught me tweeting i don't know i need more coffee i still haven't finished my coffee it's like the last sip actually how'd you like my middle school coffee fact frappuccinos so by the way I used to play the flute so when I was in middle school

I meant to tell the story the other day but I played the flute I'm saying this because I mentioned the coffee fact and then like you heard this in the beginning and now I'm doing a little recap but i remember starting to drink coffee my first like exposure or whatever to caffeine was in the mall starbucks on field band field trips drinking frappuccinos but anyways i played the flute it was my mom's flute she like gave to me and i got it like refurbished or whatever like new pads on it new case it's a gator case i remember like maroon um velvet inside it's so cool i was gonna tell the story the other day because i was remembering being in band and my band teacher was so verbally abusive to us like if you know who i'm talking about out there if you were in

my school like he was so mean like he would snap and like clap at you and like he would like all of a sudden the whole class would go silent and he'd like point at you like he'd be like you play and then you'd be like on the spot and I'd be like playing my flute fucking up the you know I'd be like not be I couldn't make the right I couldn't get the note high enough or whatever and I'd be in the front of the whole class and he would like get so aggressive about like I don't know just everything was so dramatic with him and I remember oh the worst part is when I ran track in middle school for the public middle school because I was at a private one I like jump the fence every day to the high school to practice with them it was like a thing and I had

to leave 30 minutes before school ended and I always had band at the end of the day and I remember so dramatic every fucking time I left for class to go play or to go run track I was like just the vibes like we had a mutual agreement that I could do this you know I had done it it was like you know seventh and eighth grade I did it and it's like he knew like this was okay to do and everything and he still made me feel so bad for going and leaving class early and anyways teachers back in the day it's crazy to think about like the type of and then like my eighth grade teacher was so scary when I think about it holy shit like she would like shake our hand so we lined up for eighth grade I'm just storytelling now to finish the podcast I'll this will be the

last thing I say then I'll end it because I'm anyways I gotta like meal prep but my teacher in eighth grade was like we'd have the pre-school starting playground time where you show up to school you know I'm in eighth grade so we're just like going there at the last second and we line up so every the bell would ring and my school had a big playground in front of the school where like it was like a big concrete parking lot type of thing with basketball hoops and shit and when the bell rang before school or like what as the official like school starting bell everyone lined up by your class like grade and so I remember like it the eighth grade line we'd all line up right and every morning my eighth grade teacher would come and shake our hand she like could do

her round she like walked from the front to the back of the line and she would like look us in the eye and be like good morning Jacqueline and I was like oh I know what she's doing she's checking for mascara and if I had mascara on I would like I would like lightly lightly apply mascara you know because I wasn't allowed to wear makeup or nail polish or anything right and I was always like oh like or I had powder on and she would like make us wash it off like so she would check in the morning she'd shake her hand to greet us she'd do her like pre-check and then we'd get to class and then she'd call us to her desk and we'd she'd be like please go wash your makeup off in the bathroom and then yeah so weird when I think about it it was so creepy I was like she

had to like walk up to every single one of us and shake our hand she's really nice like I think she's like a she's like a really nice lady but the whole like ritual of that was very strange all right I'm gonna end the podcast now this has been a great Saturday morning love what I do if you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life just be a daily podcaster getting a dm here oh i asked i was like i'm showing the camera i have a tiny mini pumpkin and i was like should i carve this someone replied i had a dream about carving pumpkins last night i don't know why um so yeah i hope you have a great saturday oh shit bella hadid damn you know, the Savage X Fenty, what was that, like, a Rihanna's lingerie line, they had, like, a show

or something, it's insane, like, that was so cool, the pictures from it, I didn't want, like, watch it, but, like, the pictures and videos are crazy, um, Bella Hadid is just, she is amazing, like, I have nothing bad, I can't, I'm, like, I can, how, like, just how, that's all I want to know how do you be like anyways uh I'm gonna wrap up the podcast do what I said I was gonna do I hope you have an amazing Saturday Saturday I'll be here tomorrow for the Sunday podcast maybe we'll talk football tomorrow maybe I'll uh do some research tonight you know get some pre-game educate myself before the games and then we could talk about it I don't know Sunday's gonna happen I'm gonna podcast tomorrow then I'll be here all next week for seven days you always can

tune in for the next it's like I'll be here tomorrow I'm always here I'm always here for you because you know what I discovered that or I assess the fact that we've got a connection issue in this country and we need more connection and I'm providing a solution for you for that for you for that by podcasting seven days a week trying to be here you know trying to be here for the people trying to unite the people trying to I don't know let's connect let's connect is that what i'm doing yeah i mean yeah that's what i'm doing people need like more connection uh what am i doing this is a train wreck of an nd all right i'm gonna finish the podcast here patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show you can go to youtube

and subscribe to the podcast to watch it i'll be shouting out my patrons right after i finish the episodes so stick around if you're a patron to hear a shout out all right i love you guys have a great Saturday. Bye. Hi. Okay. Today's patreon.com slash TJMS patron shout outs are about to go down and I'm feeling more and more awkward about this every time I do it. But today we're going to do vegetables, vegetable hybrids. Yesterday we did fruit hybrids. So first shout out goes to Ricky Jensen. Ricky Jensen, you are a ripe rutabaga ginger root. All right. And the next shout out goes to Trevor Garrett Trevor Garrett you are a tasty tomatillo green bean guys do I need to just let me know like let's message each other like should I change the

the format of my shout outs I just want to like be creative and have fun with it I feel like I want to create a universe actually that like is my like I'll make up a fantasy universe or a sci-fi universe and then I cast you guys as characters and I can like shout you out and like talk about what your character is doing something like that but right now I'm doing like categories of like foods and random household items and shit so anyways doing the best I can I just appreciate your support so much and I feel really obligated to give it my all at the and do the when I do these shout outs so I hope you enjoyed your fruit or your vegetable your hybrid vegetable associations today anyways thanks for your support I'll talk to you guys tomorrow awkward ending okay

bye. Thank you again. Okay, bye.