The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 31- I Get Heated About Trump

Episode Date: October 4, 2020

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What's up guys? Episode 31. Welcome back to the podcast. what's up guys happy sunday happy game day and on that note is that copyright I don't know how anything works anyways guys okay I'm not proud of this but I'm re-recording this episode after like doing it for 20 minutes but I'm feeling like so much better about it I'm gonna like you know pull it pull my shit together now for you guys because I don't know I was irresponsible by not preparing beforehand and I wasted 20 minutes of my life talking to nobody and anyways okay so hi happy Sunday uh this podcast is going so well like I don't want to talk about numbers because I can see them and I

I'm okay I don't want to talk about it but I was like shocked honestly I was like wait this isn't sucking like it's worth my time doing it seven days a week I guess now so anyways um it's not I'm not chasing numbers it's just cool to see like whoa this is not just me talking to nobody and no one listening so thank you for your support thanks for all your messages I'm noticing I'm getting a lot more messages from you guys that are like you guys are really opening up and being more vulnerable with me I guess because I'm being vulnerable with you and that's really cool to see because for the longest time like people follow you on Instagram they don't really know much about your life and then as soon as you do your little verbal morning pages with them on

your podcast seven days a week they really start to feel comfortable talking to you and they really feel like they know you and I think that's so cool so yeah anyways thanks for like everything guys like I just feel so yeah so good it's like oh it's so warm and fuzzy I love podcasting today's gonna be good I've got my uh you know of course the coffee stuff to talk about I'm kind of getting sick of that it's feeling really elementary school talking about a coffee fact to start the episode like guys Brazil has the highest production of you know like it's starting to feel like I'm talking to a classroom of five-year-olds so I'm gonna do a coffee story today and then maybe you know it's Sunday maybe starting tomorrow I'll do a different intro to

the podcast but I feel so obligated to do something like to have a structure or something to make it worth your time listening and I'm really judgmental of myself like Jacqueline you have to come to every episode with a format and a plan so anyways um I'm gonna like maybe change it up to starting this week um dude sunday scaries who's got them i don't know what that feels like i love i love sundays i'm looking forward i'm missing the seahawks seahawks game because it's starting in two minutes and i slept in and i didn't realize it was an earlier game but that's okay maybe throughout the episode i'll like check the stat the scores and stuff but we're gonna kill the dolphins because we're three now and they're

i don't know one and two and we're better than them so let's talk about my coffee story this is a little let me drink some coffee first you guys um I don't know do you like it when I take sips okay I got people on the curb people watching time two girls and a guy uh definitely showing pit stains through that gray t-shirt it's a mom and either a boyfriend and a daughter or a son and a girlfriend or two siblings I don't know how that works but they're they're just having their little Sunday morning walk. That was cute. Cute. Nice to see really warms my heart to see my community communisizing, communisizing on the curb and taking their Sunday walks and enjoying the weather. Um, fucking anyways, this is a throwback coffee story. I had this, I was like, Jacqueline,

like, what did you remember from your childhood in coffee? Cause yesterday I talked about when I first started drinking it in middle school like on the back of the bus during field trip times and then today I'm like you know what I remember this really weird looking coffee machine my parents got at Starbucks called the barista utopia coffee maker and it was this basically it was like a kettle like a water like a hot water kettle and then on top of it it had like a bowl with a lid and then a tube like a funnel basically like a tube going down into the kettle and what you would do is you'd put I remember my dad every morning like grinding those beans for this coffee maker grind the beans and then you put the coffee grounds in on the bowl like in the

bowl on top and then as the water boils it like sucks the grounds down into the kettle or no it like there's a there's a filter somehow so the grounds don't come through but like just the like coffee it like strains it somehow anyways but does anyone else remember like that specific coffee machine because I remember going into Starbucks because that was like a big deal I am from Washington and there was a grocery store like a new one they put in this is like oh five I think anyways there's a grocery store kind of close to our school and it's called Hagen Hagen's or Hagen I don't know there's like two of them anyways uh there's a Starbucks inside and I remember walking in there all the time and being so mesmerized by all the the goodies you know

what I mean like the coffee machines they had and the little coffee mugs and the like chocolate covered coffee bean stuff and the tumblers with like the cool designs and anyways my parents ended up buying they balled out and got the barista utopia machine and I know it's such a specific memory I have because it was so strange looking and I thought whoa this is so futuristic and dude if I only knew that Nespresso's were going to be a thing someday, even though I'm like not that impressed, I've had an espresso before and I feel like it's overhyped. I'm like kind of not, I don't know. I'm not there. There's too many versions of Nespresso's and it's too confusing, but like compared to what that was, that is the future. Um, what am I saying? This is my coffee

story. Um, it was blue too. Did I say that? It was like clear and blue. It looks so futuristic. It's like, you know how back in like, I don't know, in the nineties, how everything was like clear like you could see through and there were wires and little like just gadgets and gizmos inside like the gumdrop macintosh oh my gosh the fucking macbook so the ones though i had this i think i tweeted it all i want for christmas is like okay you know the i don't think they were called macbooks let me look it up on google i love googling while i talk on the podcast because you guys can't even see what i'm doing uh macbook pink night like two or two thousand what they were called something um not the gumdrop the gumdrop was the big like desktop mac where it

had like the big back end had like a big ass on the back with like the clear colors we had a blue one in my household uh old mac laptop pink I know what that's I know what it's called it's on the tip of my tongue clamshell was it just called the clamshell notebook fuck there's so many on ebay but here's what I thought like all I want for Christmas is like a clamshell dude that's not what it was called I remember like watching like early 2000s Disney shows and they'd have them and i'm like oh that looks so cool and futuristic is it just called a clamshell i think it's just called a clamshell let me look up another one dude this podcast i already started i re-recorded it and i'm like freaking out that i'm um stalling too much talking about a macbook clamshell macbook

i hope i'm like i don't know just stay entertained all right that's your only that's you have one fucking job today and it's called stay entertained johnny got 90 a 90 male audience and so I don't know like is this just never mind um the ads for this are so interesting iBook it's the iBook I knew it oh my god it was the iBook but anyways my dream for like all I want from Santa this year oh it's such a vibe looking at it it's so like that makes me feel good just like that those were those were the days you know what I mean but anyways my dream is to have like the upgraded like ios whatever the fuck it is now i haven't upgraded i have not updated my laptop since i bought it like i don't even know what the new shit is but god someone used to give me

i don't want to talk about getting shit for not updating my phone and updating my macbook i used to get like hate on like a relationship i was in i got a lot of shit for that which is so dumb um anyways my dream is to have like the new ios shit on like an old laptop like that so like the the hardware is like the iBook from back in the day. And then it's like a pink iBook or the orange one's cool too. And then the actual like shit is like retina display and like, yeah. So anyways, why doesn't Apple do that? I mean, these are nice. Like these new, I have the MacBook Pro one, but I don't know. You know, I'm just a big dreamer. I miss the good old days. Okay. What did I cover today oh we just got through the coffee story I mentioned that because the the barista utopia

machine was like clear and blue and I made I immediately went the computer my family had the macbook gumdrop or the the the desktop gumdrop macintosh that fucking iMac what is it called anyways that's how my brain works um okay let's do the 24-hour update so I mentioned yesterday you guys are part of my self-acceptance journey here and you're part of my like I don't know just like I'm insecure about my day outside of podcasting like really insecure about it and just really unimpressed by it with myself um I just feel like I don't do much and I'm not I just I'm not proud of it I don't know how else to put it I'm like okay I'm good at podcasting I'm consistent at it I love it it's all they care about but the rest of my day is just bullshit

other than, okay, yeah, I make it to the gym every night. But, um, dude, yesterday I, I don't really fucking know what I did throughout the day. Uh, by the way, this is a vlog. If you're a new listener, this is a daily vlog in audio format. Dude, I'm, I am, this is a new niche of podcasting. I don't think anyone else is doing this. It's like daily podcasting, daily updates. I'm, it's an audio vlog anyways so I don't really remember what I did yesterday honestly but I I know I took a nap and I want to tell you guys about this nap because I fucking I woke up and I was like oh it's Sunday morning I got so confused and then I realized Jacqueline it's 4 p.m on Saturday you haven't gone to the gym yet and I was like it hit me what time of day it was and when like I was so confused

I passed out for two hours and see here's the thing I'll be I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow and I think it's a side effect of my medication but it's getting really concerning because I sleep for so long and so hard to the point where I don't know what day it is what time it is it's but you know what on the the flip side it's like yeah but I think I'm better than ever I feel like you know my little antidepressant shit I'm taking is really working and I am also insecure about telling you guys about that because I feel like it's I don't want to talk about like I I don't want to make my brand like my issues and I think that's annoying and it's not it's just not interesting but anyways I've mentioned therapy I've mentioned medication and I've gone out gotten

out out of depression anyway so I'm there's like good and bad to that and I'm trying to work it out and trying to like I feel like my body's just adjusting and maybe the napping will go away in a couple months but anyways uh doctor's appointment tomorrow I will be talking to her about that so yeah anyways I don't know what I did yesterday but I took a nap and then I woke up and I'm like second latte time I always make a coffee before my workout my number two workout that's not what I meant to say I make another latte before my workout at night as I'm drinking this. I'm correcting my words. Um, I usually like in the past I would do pre-workout, but I'm, I don't know. I love my coffee. So woke up and took that shot, shot down and some coffee

worked out. And I did a little like cardio day yesterday. I walked power walked incline like 15 at three for an hour. And I watched the, uh, Georgia, Georgia Auburn game, Georgia, absolutely murdered Auburn. And I haven't been watching much college football. I don't really know what's going on, but it happened to be on the TV. And I was like, Oh, I'm just one of the boys today. You know what I mean? Um, uh, it was fun. Like, I just love like blasting music and then watching football, like the football game in silence. I don't know. It was like nice. Um, got water on my notebook shit um so yeah oh and that cute little uh not little he's huge uh the cashier man the fucking flight attendant what the fuck is the entrance attendant the open the door man

the fucking the guy at the checker the the check-in man the employee the the front desk agent at the gym there we go the front cute front desk man I flirted with a couple of days ago I told you guys about you can go back and listen that story um he was there and he greeted me and he told me goodbye and I felt like I know you now and I know your name and we know each other because we had a little meet and greet but um I'll say this does anyone at the gym when they walk out the door you know how you're like blasting music the whole time right do you, do you turn your music off on your little like walk out from like, as you pass the front desk? Because I do that because I realized that it's probably so annoying for them when they say

bye, like have a good day. And then no one responds cause they're blasting music. So I like purposely, and I did it on purpose. I made sure because I saw him at the front desk and I was like, I have to like, I can't just ignore and walk out. I don't want to look like an asshole. so I like shut my music off really quickly as I walked out the door and anyways so stay tuned for how I don't know like I thought it was cute like who knows what's gonna happen I'm just like open to anything right now and I love talking about on the podcast like my thought process about my flirting and my dating potential dating situations and new friends you know what let's be honest I'm looking for friends first and then see what and I'll we'll go from there honestly I

just need to get through the end of this year and I'm just I don't know anyways so yeah I worked out it was chill um I'm feeling like stronger every day uh it's good um then I came home and I meal prepped I gotta shout out eel river farms or whatever I got this um new meat this podcast is not sorry if you're vegan right now just skip ahead five minutes um and hey i used to be vegan like i get it but like you're you probably i'm canceled probably by you guys for going back anyways this i got this i'm like on a ground beef cake i know it's gross it's weird but eel farms eel river farms or whatever the fuck is so good it was like i didn't even season it that much and i'm like this is the best tasting organic free-range grass-fed fucking meat i've ever had

like no bullshit. And I'm like, what is, what are they feeding these cows? I like how I'm making this like a podcast where I'm talking about meat now. What the fuck? Uh, so I made that and I made butternut squash and like roasted zucchini and spaghetti squash. Like I'm having this fall moment in my kitchen and it's, it's feeling good. I'd love gourd season. Gourd, the gourds are, they're upon us at the grocery store, and I am, I'm here for it, I love, I love a nice butternut, you know, chopped up in my, I do, I gotta put this out there, warm vegetables mixed in cold, like, arugula, like, salad leaf shit is so good, like, I don't, I always do that, where, you know how you can do veggies, and then, like, a protein or something,

in the car like rice or whatever I like to do I like to mix all my shit together but I like to have like warm vegetables like roasted shit mixed in my salad it's so good so anyways I did that and then oh my gosh okay I have a note here so this is like not off the top of my head but I wrote Mississippi River on my fucking notepad here because okay I was cooking right and I just randomly thought about the Mississippi River I'm like oh my gosh there's the Mississippi Mississippi River exists it's a thing and I got in my head about it I was like I haven't thought about the Mississippi River since like elementary school what the fuck and I like I was like oh my god it's so it cuts through the entire United States like it's so big and I'm like so then I

found myself like as I'm cooking I'm on my fucking google images looking at it and I think I still have the tab open yeah I do it's like it's huge what a good looking river honestly it's so grand so yeah I like I just I was thinking way too hard about the Mississippi River last night while I was cooking anyways um is that interesting I don't know I should move on to the next topic um damn I mean these it's got a lot of like it's like a it's like a web there's like a lot of little channels that come off of it shout out the Mississippi River good fishing I bet it's not like a bass no that's lakes what's what goes in the river what swims in that river guppies groupers groupers i just imagine that like teal sea show or whatever where they're like hunting

they're like fish or not fishing they're like they're have you guys seen this where they they grab the fish underwater to catch it like they put their fucking arm in the mouth or the gills or something and like pull it out of the water the water is all muddy what show is that damn I need to go down to like Arkansas or whatever no Louisiana whatever wherever the Mississippi flows wherever that river fucking flows through I need to go visit it I want to cross the Mississippi River why am I talking about this has anyone like crossed the Mississippi River I'm sure you guys have this is dumb um okay so anyways I cooked and then I was chilling last night and I was watching the, I'm insecure about this too, or self-conscious talking about how much

I watch podcasts on YouTube, but whatever. I'm trying to join the club. Like, you know, I'm trying to be part of the team, the squad, um, you know, drowning out these hoes doing it seven days a week. Now I'm uploading to YouTube seven days a week. Uh, anyways, it's, it, I'm over, I'm not even over, no, that's the thing. I'm not even overwhelmed. I'm just like, yeah, this is what it is. Like, this is what I do. This is my goddamn career. So I was watching Whitney Cummings, Good For You podcast with Jay Shetty. Shout out, like, by the way, shout out, Jay Shetty is awesome. Like, that's the only way I can think about it. Like, the perfect description of him is awesome. Like, he is such an amazing person. Beautiful eyes too, by the way. Like, he's got

some really gorgeous eyes and, like, unique, I guess. But he is a purpose coach, whatever that is. Like, he's a very, he's got a book. It's like New York Times bestseller. Anyways, he was on the podcast with her and it was a great episode and she was saying a lot of things that I was relating to like she's got this personality thing where she's I I'm so unique I'm so different than other people I can't I feel and because of that I can't it's hard for me to relate to people and I but like she was describing this thing where I was like oh I felt that really like it hit me it hit home really hard because I was like that's like how I've been on the like describing myself on the podcast for the last 30 fucking episodes like how I don't like influencer stuff and I don't like

what's trendy and I think it's all dumb and I'm so different and quirky and unique and I do a daily podcast seven days a week because no one else does and I'm so cool but no one understands me because I like have a different mindset and I think differently so anyways it was very um I don't know like it was a good episode and she was also talking about like in the beginning she was talking about um like guys sending selfies or like dick pics and stuff and like that's absolutely and I agree with her like just don't ever send me any like sexy pics of you because she's like it's there's something bitch about it like to like she's like imagine a man like putting his phone into selfie mode and how like that is so oh when you open the front camera I'm

looking on my phone right now she's like there's something so like bitch about it and I was like well I kind of agree with that because I've always felt weird when a guy's like trying to take a sexy mirror pic for me I'm like it doesn't really do much for me honestly she's like this is what I thought was funny she's like if you want me to like you just don't text me back and that's because i have issues and i'm damaged no but it was funny i was like that's true like guys just i don't know what i think okay now i'm gonna be doing guide by stuff right now because i have like a 90 male audience let me drink some coffee like i'm trying to think of situations and relationships i've been in where

i've been like the content i received where i'm like oh that's hot i'm like trying to think i mean I feel like once you're in a relationship like it's for a while like that kind of stuff can fly and I don't and I'm obsessed with them I'm fine with it but at first if you're trying to get a girl to like you just like refrain from trying to look hot in pictures and send them to her it just like especially like selfies and like shirtless stuff it's just I don't know it's my opinion just that's what works for me I'm sure there's other girls out there that love it and you know what plenty of fish in the sea maybe I'm not your woman but it turns me off a little bit when I'm receiving like you just like guys that know they're hot and like take pics and stuff I don't

know it's different like if girls do it I and that's probably I don't know like is that sexist or whatever fuck it's like not right but it's just what it is it is what it is so anyways I watch that podcast. Um, let's see if I have any other notes here about yesterday. 24 hour update coming in hot. Um, Oh, I wanted to mention, I am putting Vaseline on my face at night. Thanks to Tik TOK. Um, and I spent, so sleep has not been going well, meaning Jacqueline is going to bed around 1231 AM every night. And I found myself, uh, so I got that. The reason I mentioning this is like way back in the day like a few hundred years ago episode like five I mentioned I got my Vaseline delivery from Amazon because I saw on TikTok that it's called there's

a new thing called slugging your face where you finish your make your skincare routine with Vaseline like a thick layer and you go to bed sounds crazy but anyways there's a lot of like proven science about it or whatever so anyways I felt like I should update you guys on my Vaseline um because it's been I don't know like a month now oh my god episode five is like so long ago um so yeah I found myself at 12 30 a.m watching a YouTube video confirming my like I was getting paranoid about Vaseline I was like is this healthy it's like petroleum jelly it's a byproduct of crude oil but like I apparently it's okay to put on my face because of all these TikToks I've been seeing and I was watching a 20 minute video from a dermatologist skincare lady going into so much

detail about it and I was glued like I couldn't stop watching it and I was like okay so I'm gonna keep doing this until I'm fucking 90 because apparently all these grandmas out there are telling their granddaughters like I've been there like you know when you see a really old like an older woman who looks amazing for her age and you're like what is she what's her secret apparently a lot of women's secret is a layer of Vaseline on their face every single night so and also just by the way I know it's like petroleum jelly and what I just said is probably freaking you out like a byproduct of crude oil you know what I mean but apparently like this has been around since like in dermatology and medicine um it's since the 1800s it's like a very neutral non

um reacting or reactive product for your skin like it doesn't cause any irritation at all it's like impossible for it and it doesn't because it doesn't even absorb into your skin or bind to proteins so you don't get an immune response to it your body doesn't absorb it and go what the fuck is this crude oil on my skin it doesn't even absorb so it's actually very safe and anyway so i like was up late this part of my 24 hour update so up late watching that and i'm like fuck yeah i'm gonna look like i'm 40 when i'm 90 because i'm gonna do this forever i even have some vaseline on my little lips today because i like you know try to look presentable for the podcast and when i talk a lot i'm on the podcast i get chapped lips so just you know this is a hard job this

is really taking a toll on my body um and the reason why i'm doing like my skincare shit right now is because i i'm like oh i'm on camera seven days a week now i'm uploading to youtube seven days a week. I gotta like care about my appearance at some point. And so that's where I'm at with the skincare. I'm like, oh, I should really go in and go hard and give a fuck. Cause I'm pretty low maintenance. You know what I mean? Like I do my skincare routine, but I've mentioned in the past episodes how I've been obliterating my face, picking it because I'm like, oh, I just wear a mask. You can't even see this zit on my chin. So I really go in and screw it up and like go way too hard. Like I, I'm noticing my skin is just like Scott full of little scars from all my

picking. So now I'm like, okay, I'm going to try to like sit on my hands and hold my shit together and like care. I think this is what it's like to be an influencer person where you're like, Oh my gosh, my income requires me to take amazing care of myself because I always have to look photogenic good on camera like I so you know I'm trying to join the club I got to start taking it seriously you know what I could have just done audio and you guys would have never known what my face looked like and really like I didn't I wouldn't have to care about my appearance but dude I'm a fucking youtuber now I'm on youtube 70s a week I'm on youtube more than Logan Paul is right now I'm just this moment of silence for that you guys can all sit there and think about

that I'm posting more podcasts a week than Joe Rogan moment of silence for that my dick just got so big saying that all right sorry confidence is it's uh not a strong suit of mine and so I have to say shit like that to like eventually if I say it out loud enough and like think what like what I'm doing is awesome then I'll actually believe it someday so if that was annoying I'm not sorry that's just part of my this is my self-mastery course this is my self-improvement journey and so I'll do whatever it fucking takes to love myself and to feel proud of myself and 31 episodes in 31 days it's insane to admit this right now but I'm not impressed with I'm like not even

thrilled I'm like you know what I mean like I just anyways so was that it for my 24 hour update yeah dude I got some other notes here I feel like we're gonna wrap up the podcast with a couple more segments um let's just move into Trump fuck okay so here's the thing I've noticed that a lot of podcasters or like even not all celebrities but a lot of people refrain from mentioning politics because they're like I don't want to be political I don't want to talk about politics and i get that because you run the risk of losing like especially like let's just say if you're like a hardcore trump supporter you're gonna like literally like cut your audience in half if you mention like if you even sound like you support him but

i'm just at the point now where i'm like look i want to be as authentic as fucking possible and I don't want to be a scared little bitch about my about talking about my opinions about politics and this election and everything and I got a little riled up and inspired by Andy Frisella's podcast yesterday like what he's he did like a two-hour episode is great I love them it's the uh what's his new podcast called it's not the MFCEO project it's called the Real AF podcast he's got he's one of the most no bullshit tells you like it is person on the internet he's just a very he's his head's always in the right place like when he talks you're just like I felt you feel so good listening to him and in the conversation he has has with his guys but

I just I was listening to it and I'm like yeah I've been thinking this for a long time um so anyways Trump has COVID or I uh there was apparently this is like a segue comment side topic tangent thing but apparently there was a democrat walk away it was called a walk away a march like hashtag walk away in dc where all these democrats are like walking away from the party because they're like fuck this so i thought that was crazy to see um but yeah let's talk about like trump and covid and everything though so like first off i want to say that i think he's an idiot in a lot of ways. So just know that about me. Um, he's a lot. All right. But you have to understand that people's opinion of him, like reinforces how he wants people to think of him

and just be self-aware of yourself right now. Or like, whatever, like just understand that they're like what he actually does is so much more mild than what it looks like because he that that crazy ass shit he does that idiotic shit he does keeps him in the news it keeps you talking about him that's his that's his that's his uh that's his game plan so I think when i say be self-aware like understand that you have been if you're a hater of trump if you're like fuck this guy worst person in the world first of all has he personally dude i'm sounding like such a fucking trump reporter right now i'm running the risk oh my god i'm nervous just understand like people have been so sold on the hate of him to the point where like you can't

even present them with facts at this point it's so crazy like you cannot be like oh but this is what he actually did this is the facts but people are sold on the hate from the media and the Democratic Party and how much they've shit on him and mischaracterized him for so many years and I was thinking about it it's like you know what if I was him and I was being mischaracterized 365 fucking days a year for four years I would probably be acting like a crazy ass and get pissed off because if you notice that in the debate like the first of all the one thing we could all agree about in the debate is that it was a shit show like both sides that brought but like I think they were saying this on Andy's podcast yesterday how like that debate brought the country together

and we all agreed on something and that was the fact that that was a complete shit show but I was thinking about it when he was getting riled up about stuff it's because like he's being mischaracterized and the stuff is being so distorted and like or you know the media is distorting everything and constantly hating on him and so I don't know there's just something to be said about um to be said about that dude is this a political fucking podcast I mean look the guy's got coronavirus did he downplay it and say coronavirus is fake news whatever like sure but statistically what we I think what he said about coronavirus was insensitive and would come across like he didn't give a fuck in the way like in the words he chose

but like or just like his disposition about it and like you know earlier on but like factually and statistically speaking he's correct about the fact that the virus isn't as bad as we've been sold it to be by the media and that's what he's calling out and that's what he's like, that's why he was downplaying it earlier, and, like, and that's why people's impression of him is that he doesn't give a fuck, but look at you, Trump, you got COVID, like, oh, you know, what, so I'm just seeing a lot of, um, fucked up morbid shit out there about people's, um, of people's commentary about him dying, and, you know, oh, I, like, someone, it was, I don't know, SNL, I heard this, I don't, I don't know for sure, was it, like, I don't want to say the name,

and then totally fuck this up I think it was Chris Rock I don't know but he said like he feels bad for COVID because Trump has COVID and like feel like people are making jokes about him he's like the respect has gone out the window here our president is you know we got it he's got COVID he's you know he's a high risk you know based on the the data out there and like his pre-existing shit he's got and like he's working it's so funny like he's he's there's photo you know there's pics of him you know with his jacket off he's like sitting around a big table doing work right now and trying to like win this election for himself and people are like so disrespectful and so morbid and I just at some point love him or hate him yes I think he's an

idiot in so many ways I'm not I'm not like fully impressed and in love with Trump like god no a hundred percent no but I'm just saying that I'm I'm just sick of the tone towards him and I watched his I think it was four minutes on Instagram he had posted or like all over social media he posted his little update like thanking people and being he was so nice like every word he spoke in that and go ahead and look at his Twitter or his like Instagram. I even, you know what? Fuck it. I sent that shit out on my story. I was like, this was a great, this was like the best speech he's ever given, you know, telling people how he's feeling and everything. It was so like genuine and nice and kind. And it's like, if you, you, you don't have a soul. If you think like, I don't know,

I'm just upset, especially with my demographic, my age group. Um, especially TikTok people are like trying to be this is the thing okay i know what i want to talk about dude this is a political podcast i'm appalled i'm like oh my god i'd have thought about people's communication skills look it's really sexy to make a tiktok and be witty about trump and shit on him and like people are really good at little tweets like quick little popping tweets that make that are kind of funny or or tiktoks where they'll like do impressions and like I don't know or like whatever like people are really good at that little short burst of like a jab at him and hate on him right on on the internet but for them to actually hold a conversation about it and present

like facts about his choices in the last four years as a president and like what he's done for the country they can't even do it all they know how to do is hate on him they don't even know what the they don't even know why other than what the fucking media shows them and what their favorite celebrities show them and it's like this shit storm they've been so sold on but when you actually present them facts and go but the fucking economy obviously before this year better than ever there's so many things like especially if you want to talk about black lives matter and I tread lightly when I talk about this because I don't feel like I need to even like I should not speak on it but what he's done for black people nobody even like you can't show them facts about

that without them being like he's a racist it's like so anyways there's this stuff that we should see about him the positive stuff that basically trumps or rebuttals the media narrative is not shown like there's actual videos and like speeches he's made completely shutting down what the media is saying about him like it doesn't like add up at all but you don't most people are not exposed to that it's like buried it's like you're not if you're not on that if you're not on that side of the internet you don't see it and that's what happens is like the social dilemma shows showed us that documentary how it's like you when you follow people and a certain you get a certain lens of the world and it's like tailored one way based on who you follow and like if you follow a

bunch of progressive super woke liberal people like that's the that's the narrative you're being sold and like that's what you see every day it's obvious like this is like oh so cliche like I could teach this to a five-year-old same shit for like if you're you know more conservative on the right like you see all that MAGA stuff and all MAGA MAGA I don't even know and here's the thing I honestly have never I don't speak about my political views ever I don't talk about I've never like literally until like super recently I've never mentioned Trump like I don't I haven't really paid attention I've told you guys like I never watched the news I never really knew when shit in the last four years was going on with Trump and doing like I never really paid attention

until recently I've been like unpacking it and I'm like I'm waking up to the shit that we've been sold and I'm like this is not like it's not what it looks like and again oh my god this you guys that are out there listening you're like fuck you Jacqueline you like Trump you're a supporter okay first of all like I'm not it's not like that it's not like I'm a diehard you know what I mean? But I, I'm what I, I have this ability, I guess, to, it's, and I learned this from the Whitney Cummings Jay Shetty podcast. I'm the type of person who, and I think my family hates this. Like I'm a mediator at heart. Like I see, I, it's impossible for me to really hardcore take one side or the other. I always see things from every angle. So in an argument, I'm so

annoying because I'm like I can like see I can walk in other people's shoes so hardcore that it's like I cannot take a stance and it's like this it's weird it's like how I am because I I just see it like I get in people's heads and I'm like I get why you think that and I get why you think it from that way and well whatever so what was I saying um people's opinion wait dang it I thought I was doing so good there for a second shit both sides oh I know I'm starting to wake up or I've this year I've been like unpacking the shit we've been sold for the last four years from the media and like really trying to understand what the facts are and again he this is his game plan and I think it's psychotic and crazy and it's just

like what he's always done your your opinion of him your negative crazy ass like this guy's a psychopath president crazy person opinion reinforces how he wants you to think of him because again that keeps him in the news that keeps him relevant that's that's keeps him you know he's a polarizing person that's just how he does it but again i mentioned this in the beginning of this little fucking Trump monologue that what he actually does is so much more mild it's not that dramatic how the media makes it sound what's actually happening okay so anyways it's not okay so here's another thing I want to say I love to dude political podcast happy Sunday I thought I was going to talk about football today and shit but

here we are understand that the the lockdowns that have been happening like i live in california i'm in san diego the lockdowns have been happening around the country are you know how it's it's not across the board one like trump doesn't say this is it everyone locked down we gotta stay locked down everyone open we can all open it's up to your local government he can't intervene legal like he cannot intervene unless they ask for help like that's how this shit is has has played out and so when you look at states like Florida who completely opened up and said fuck this we're back open thriving Florida's starting to win me over to be honest Florida gets a lot of shit from like on social media how crazy it is out there but like look they're thriving and then you look at

California you know what I mean night and day and that's because of local government that's not I'm not I'm not I'm pissed off at my local government for making these decisions I'm not pissed off at Trump he's not he's not the one keeping this lockdown happening and putting all these policies and fucking shit in place so anyways just I think people are not as so when you go into the polls this election if you've already voted I know like I don't think I wish celebrities and the people that have a lot of power and a lot of um pull on their with their audience would hit home learning about your local elections and the local politicians you're gonna vote for and like really learning about them and and knowing that over the president

because that's all they focus on it's like biden trump biden i haven't even mentioned biden yet today biden trump biden trump biden trump it's like that's that's the focus that's who everyone is talking about but you're you're gonna be more affected by your local government decisions than the president that's not how it works and that's what we've been sold and it's so dramatic and it's so like we're it's like the fucking super bowl like who what team is gonna win and i'll be honest i'm in i'm getting nervous if biden wins to be honest because is shake just gonna get locked down again is that what he's gonna do like i feel like our freedoms are just gonna start slipping away where Trump wants to you know get the fucking economy

open and yeah I think I don't know about you out there listen out there but I'd like stuff to go back to normal I'm sick like I don't mind wearing a mask I don't mind social distancing I think that's all great but I'm just sick and tired of like we're stuck back in time like it's March and we're still operating with this like psychopathic people are dying we gotta we gotta like get like the hospitals are not overwhelmed like it's not as bad it's we know this it's not as crazy as it seemed to be and so it'd be nice to move forward instead of yeah biden gets elected apparently you know like not like national mask mandate or whatever like lockdown again like i mean this that we're not this shit is not even started as far as what the economy's uh how people

are gonna like the we're like it's been hitting businesses hard this year right but it's not like next year I feel like it's really gonna start um we're really gonna start seeing its effects this lockdown shit and this it's really sad so like anyways my big dream my big like hey if I could change the world it's like I wish these celebrities out there would teach like I wish we would talk about educating yourself about local politics because i'll be honest i'm vulnerable i'm like i'm telling you guys i'm super honest i'm super woke i don't like i personally don't know what the fuck's going on in san diego i like followed my mayor on instagram but like that's it that's it and i think that's the problem so if we really want to like change our shit where we

live like know your local politics understand that presidency is the presidency and it doesn't look good when it's a psychotic you know Trump looking president and I know we're all annoyed by that and just burned out by that but it's not that it's your life's gonna be fine you're gonna be okay all right I should move on I got some uh funny let's lighten this bitch up with some funny TikTok shit I learned okay so I took a little breather um that was a lot I I don't know um again I'm not used to talking about politics Trump and all that but I hope that sort of I don't know I just want to make you guys think and ask yourselves questions, especially ask yourselves questions about what you believe, what like online and like what you buy into and what you actually

know is fact or whatever. Okay. Anyways, um, I have this note here before I get into my TikTok shit I thought would be fun to talk about. Um, I have this note here that says, I love my day I put I drew a little heart but I had some thoughts about like where I'm at in life and this podcast and I don't know my next chapter as a as a mid-20s chick you know what I mean and I thought about it like this has been really this podcast so far I'm a month in this is the 31th 31th this is the 31th episode 31st episode and I'm realizing that this podcast is helping me get really clear about what I like and don't like and it feels really good like I I've said this so many times like I don't pretend to like shit that other people like because it's it would I'll be

more accepted and I'll fit in better with them back to what I was talking about Whitney Cummings and what she said on her podcast last night kind of goes with that like I have this personality thing where I've I'm I want to be different I want to be unique I don't want to be like other people and I that's just how I am but I don't know like I'm just having this is like a little uh stream of consciousness I think in the past I've like I go along to get along with people because I'm always on the outskirts trying to get bit in so if I like agree and like what people like they'll accept me into their friend group when the whole time I'm like Jacqueline you're not you don't even like that especially in relationships like I've been sucked into other

people's lifestyles and other like and their friends and their hobbies without even like knowing what I like I'll just take up whatever hobby the guy I'm dating likes and I'm like oh well I like it too you know what I mean and it's just like oh I like what teams they like I like what um food they like I like what like hobbies they're into and I just morph and like Whitney Cummings always talks about this I have to like mention her because again she's like honestly one of the most like I just relate to her shit so much but I thought about that I'm like fuck no I'm not doing that shit anymore like I like what I like and I'm getting specific about it and it feels good to be specific you know what I mean it feels good to be specific and I think one of the

number one things I've hit home on this motherfucking podcast is like bitch I don't drink tea I like coffee fuck matcha I'm not I'm not switching teams I like what I like I like my coffee okay like that kind of shit like I'm sick of that the reason I've been so detached from myself I feel like in my 20s so far is because I've been I've had too much information too much influence from influencers causing me to be paralyzed but it's like paralysis of information too much information paralyzes you and I've become so indecisive or now I'm like fuck that I'm taking my power back I'm taking my power back I podcast 70s a week I drink iced coffee and I like to work out that's who I am all right and I'm not shy about speaking my truth anymore and like I just

like being decisive so you know what there's your little fucking life tip today write down what you like get real specific with your shit know yourself all right there's a great Drake song in fact I didn't even fucking play the Drake song I have a song of the day today let's see if I pull it up on the tube ah shit that's the NFL theme song dude song of the day I think it's Gucci Mane featuring Drake Lil Wayne no here it goes dude I think this is copyright I know what's gonna happen I'll play it for like two seconds don't be an ad god damn it there's an ad dude I'm a pro at skipping skipping ads professional ad skipper five four three two one skip ad

is this copyright oh shit i'm scared i'll skip ahead here it comes wait let me get the let me get the chorus so copyright I'm fucked but I'm both right now I usually do this as I'm drunk okay there's your song of the day Gucci Mane featuring Drake both shout out to that song why did I mention that oh did I talk about Drake know yourself see dude I'm so into the I know the music industry know yourself Drake song made me think of the song of the day everything's connected man everything's energy that's how the brain works you just saw my brain synapses connect I'm talking so much nonsense right now

I feel high I think it's the coffee and yeah I took a chance this morning you know what I've been telling you guys like I think I should speak with a nutritionist or something because I don't think I'm doing it right I don't think I'm doing my lifestyle right my fucking nutrition lifestyle because I get so cracked out on coffee and then I'm like I don't even know if I'm hungry if I need a nap maybe this is causing me to take naps in the afternoon but whatever I'm gonna drink more let's round out this bitch with some tiktok um funny shit I learned on tiktoker um Chewing Ice. I wrote it on my phone. I wrote notes from it. I follow this girl on TikTok. Her name's J, wait, only J-S, like only J-A-Y-U-S. And she, she does psychology facts and random

information about history and stuff. And I wrote some of them down because I'm like, oh, this might be fun for you guys. Like today, let's learn something. Let's like, I'm entertaining you and I'm educating you that's what the goal of content creation is entertain edgy it's like entered no edgy attainment I don't know education entertainment got to provide both or you're gonna wash out and not be successful I want to be successful at podcasting oh my gosh wait your one job today was to stay entertained how are you doing are you still here I'm gonna wrap this up after I read this i'm gonna call it um okay so this is the first fact vibrate vibrators were made because doctors were getting carpal tunnel using their fingers to treat their female patients for

hysteria vibrators were made because doctors were getting carpal tunnel using their hands to treat their female patients hysteria i don't even know what to say to that but i just learned that this morning when I was preparing for the podcast on TikTok. Um, that's interesting. They were getting carpal tunnel fingering girls. So, um, hysteria, I don't know the history of that. I feel like I need to do a Google search to kind of like dig deeper and understand like exactly what was going on there. Apparently the hysteria they thought woman had was solved by getting them off like i don't know anyways i learned that all right the average boner uses two tablespoons of blood to become erect about the same amount that's in a

gerbil tiktok fact interesting so every time you get a boner i think of a gerbil instantly turned off all right talk okay this is another fact Apparently Toy Story 2 almost didn't happen or whatever because the file at the end of editing or whatever got deleted and the backup was fucked up. But the only reason we got Toy Story 2 was because one of the ladies, one of the people that was involved had a backup copy at home when she was on maternity leave. maternity leave and she had she had a copy so that's why we have toy story apparently so that's a fun fact oh fun fun fact here uh carrots aren't actually good for eyesight listen to this it's actually world war ii propaganda apparently the british were saying that uh they lied and said that their pilots were eating they're on a strict carrot diet to improve their eyesight at night

but they were hiding the fact they had a new radar technology so learn something new every day don't you carrots don't actually help your eyesight it's a bunch of propaganda um oh here's something kind of interesting i thought about like whoa that's actually a good idea that we should pay homeless people to pick up garbage like the cities would be super fucking clean it would help them get back on their feet it's a win-win how could we do that how could we incentivize or like start that or I feel like when I know when I'm like learning about how these like new bills are going down like stimulus shit happening and packages in the trillions of dollars I'm like yeah we can

fucking figure this shit out like if we can figure how to pay every fucking American twelve hundred dollars and like give them a second stimulus check and throw people unemployment you know for this long like i feel like we could work something out with the homeless people because i just feel like it doesn't make sense like in 2020 like if you look if you reflect about your life and think about homeless people and what you've seen when like it's and that's just maybe the way the world works and the way the world goes around but i don't know it's like we solve other shit but why don't we fucking figure out the homeless people situation you know i know it's like it's very complicated there's a lot to factor in but I don't know it'd be kind of cool like we

you know they cleaned up garbage and yeah like that would be I don't know or just like build dope facilities for them I don't know that makes no sense but it kind of makes sense in my head like just make like a if you're homeless here's your official headquarters in the city I don't know there'd be like a parking lot for their carts I shouldn't be laughing you know what I mean it's really sad where I live there's there's like a lot of there's like bridges and stuff and I always see tents and shit pitched underneath and it's really sad so yeah there's another thing I saw on TikTok about paying homeless people um oh last thing I'm gonna say here is something a tip of the day I learned from TikTok is if you're forgetful like where your keys are

at your wallet if you locked if you're paranoid at night if you forgot to lock your door or shut a window or something I think I feel like guys have issues like losing their wallets I don't know like every guy I've ever dated had an issue with that like they're very oh where'd I put that where'd I put that where'd I put that um but the tip of the day I learned from TikTok is to say out loud what you're doing. So when you, when you put your keys down, be like putting keys away in the basket. If you put them in like a little basket, you know, when you walk in the door or like putting my wallet on top of my dresser or whatever, that kind of shit, putting a lot, I'm locking the door now. I'm locking the door at 10 55 PM that. So you get it. All right,

cool tip of the day um I don't know I just like when I learn about tips where you talk out loud because that's what I do every day I talked I talk out loud to myself I'm so unapologetic about it too I'm just like yo that's a thing I was like look if I want to start a social justice movement no if I start a movement or a trend or like a fucking e-course book thing I'd be like I want to promote talking to yourself by yourself I want to make it cool because like and I mean this in all seriousness I say this a lot on the podcast but I think there's something to be said about listening to the sound of your own like literally like hearing your soul like every day like speaking your shit out into the world instead

of writing it and releasing it like that or releasing it through meditation where it's still in your fucking head as soon as it becomes like energy verbal energy I think that holds more power to like help put you on the right course again or you know work or like improve your mental health than the writing style and the other like it's basically therapy by yourself if you can't afford therapy this is basically like the cheapo way to have therapy or you can do both like me. You know what I mean? Talk to someone and do a podcast seven days a week. Um, I feel, I feel like I'm coming down. I feel like you guys are noticing it too. I think you're losing your, um, attention span right now. You know, it's fucked up how like, if you go on

your phone, you get so bored so quickly. Like if you guys are like, if you watch an Instagram live, do you ever do this you'll go on someone's live that you really like for like three seconds and immediately get bored and tap out or you'll watch a story and just get out like you'll go on an app get out go to a new app but for some reason you guys can sit and listen to me for a fucking hour it's insane it doesn't make sense i think that's proof we're in a simulation there's something going on here um all right i'm on instagram i thought maybe i'd read a dm or two oh shit i got a video or a picture to open. Do you photo? Okay, let's do it. My podcast. It's a, I got a, that's so cute. Someone sent me a, is that a gaming headset? Um, I got a selfie with

someone wearing a headset like me I'm starting to try to have a translator okay I'm gonna like maybe read another thing oh I got coffee stains on my sweatshirt this morning and someone said not really noticeable okay this is like I'm just gonna say thanks I try to always reply back and say something I don't know okay these dms are dumb oh wait here's another one I think he's cute wait, I think this is the guy that wants, okay. I think this is a potential bae. Jay, you have dope vibes. That's all. Let me go to his profile. I don't remember who this is. I think, oh, okay. Okay. I remember. I remember. Thanks. I'm going to say thanks with a nerd glasses uh okay I'm just gonna open those unfollow someone I'm annoyed by already at

the top of my Instagram feed here unfollow you're annoying you're stuck back in 2012 that type of influencing is so old-fashioned and annoying I'm a bitch I'm a bitch that's what I'm also gonna I'm gonna end the podcast saying that like I'm starting to feel like the typical stuff we see and influencers do it's just like looking so old-fashioned it's like no it's just not interesting anymore i am i hate products can go i have too many products too many makeup companies too many sweatshirt companies too much there's just too much shit being fucking flashed and i don't like it so like i said this a couple days ago i'm like i have enough stuff i like what i have like i've collected enough clothes and shoes and like i don't need

anymore shit if you want your outfits to look better just get a better body that's all i mean like that's my tip of the day like if you want to like feel better in your clothes just get a better body just work on your body no one talks about that like a new outfit isn't going to make you feel better about yourself well maybe it will temporarily but like at the end of the day you're if you look hot as fuck you can literally like have like if your body's shredded you and just like you feel like you're fit and you feel like you you know what i mean like i feel like someone out there can relate to this it doesn't matter what you buy or whatever like you're gonna look good in anything and you probably probably won't want maybe you'll want new clothes or whatever

i'm just saying like it's just dumb why am i just did anyone just feel body shamed i'm sorry i'm gonna have this podcast and i'm gonna do my oh my gosh i didn't say patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show also subscribe to my youtube channel you might be watching right now and if you are, hi, make sure to subscribe down below, or if you're not, just head over to my YouTube channel, type in my name, Jacqueline Monroe, subscribe, because I'm here seven days a week, and yes, I will be spamming your inbox, but you know what, you can always just, I don't know, it's your, you have the freedom to choose if you want to watch it or not, or unsubscribe, if you're annoyed by that, but I'm drowning out these hoes, I'm doing it seven days a week, hi,

all right, have a happy Sunday, enjoy your football, guys and girls, I'll be here tomorrow for Monday's podcast. Can't wait. I'm getting really sweaty right now. So it's time to end this. Love y'all. Have a great Sunday. Bye. All right. Today's patreon.com slash TJMS patron shout outs. Go to Ricky Jensen and Trevor Garrett. Thank you for your support of the show. And guys, let me be honest right now. I'm trying to rework my shout out idea. And so today I just wanted to say your names Ricky and Trevor Ricky and Trevor Ricky and Trevor thanks for your support I just want to say your names and and make this shout out happen but I'm not gonna do the creative twist I've been doing in the past because I don't know I'm just like getting it's like not working

I feel weird about it um so anyways I feel like it's not necessary for me to explain my thought process but I don't want you to feel like Jacqueline what the heck why didn't you say you know why don't you make why don't you get creative today and and like I've done in the past. Anyways, there you go. There's your shout out. Thanks for your support. I appreciate it a lot. Um, and yeah, I hope you have a great Sunday. Talk to you tomorrow, guys. Bye.