The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 318- Cory

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

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Hello, do you hear me? Over. This is Ranger. Do you read me? Over. This is Corey Siegel, episode 318, with our host, Jacqueline. hey what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show make it a little more grand I'm sitting next to the one the only the new bf here on the road going to no other than Las Vegas make it a little more theatrical I think I'm gonna just that'll be the intro okay okay so what he said um hi welcome back to the show i'm sitting with my new boyfriend my new bf cory we're driving to vegas right now so this is going to be an audio only episode we're road tripping he's wearing a headset he's driving right now i've got the laptop on my lap and yeah

so thank you for being here thank you for joining us today this is my boyfriend debut episode so debut episode yeah glad to be on should we tell them our love story right off the bat i'll let you start it off here so wait first off why are we going to vegas wait no first off if you're new welcome back or if you're new hi welcome back to the show or welcome to the show welcome to the show uh please hit subscribe wherever you're listening right now and uh shit what else do i say please subscribe wherever you're listening right now i'm on apple spotify wherever you listen to podcasts and follow me on instagram at jacqueline monroe and tiktok at jacqueline monroe for podcast clips this is rusty oh wow we're going by the windmills right

now windmills are turning they're flowing so sorry um ad uh patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show go check it out it's five dollars a month uh that's once again patreon.com slash tjms okay cory why are we going to vegas you know we're going to vegas for a golf tournament but also just to kind of get away We got a couple of cool things lined up. We got a Vegas show that we're heading to, which is very exciting. It's a fantastic show called The One. And I'm excited about it.

But, you know, just ready to put my name on a little blackjack table and see what happens. Jesus Christ. So we're going because he's playing golf. Golf and gambling, baby. Golf and gambling. And what's another G word? Golf and gambling and G strings. perfect yeah true i brought like 10 perfect i bought three i overpacked perfect me so

this is our first trip together by the way so right off the bat um i'm throwing them into the deep end i said hey look you're wearing a headset you're gonna record this podcast with me deep end more like with the great whites i'm out in the ocean jesus um so he's down for it i feel like we're gonna absolutely it's gonna be great it's gonna be great it's gonna be a lot of fun yeah because it's like why not just sit in the car and record what we're gonna talk what we're talking about we got nothing but time let's just feel it out and see what happens and how long is we're going from san diego by the way san diego to uh vegas yeah and right now we're just passing viejas casino so the blood's flowing as we see more casinos we'll be flowing even more and um

we'll we will be playing the crap table and we will be playing three card poker and blackjack what's your favorite card game dear go fish go go fish go fish quite the ballsy one aren't you Go on. Oh, my God. Go on. So, yeah, we're going from San Diego to Vegas for his golf tournament this weekend. And we're caffeinated. We slept, like, eight hours.

Yeah. And... No dogs. Oh, yeah. Oh, let's tell them about the dogs. Yeah, we gave our dogs up to a beautiful family for the weekend. Esperanza and... Arturo and his daughter, Stacey, I believe her name was.

Yeah, I think it was Stacey. So basically, Corey has an English bulldog named Louie, and I have Jimmy, my golden retriever. He's two. Louie's, what, eight months? Yeah, eight months. And this is Louie's first time going to summer camp, going to camp, going away from or staying away at someone else's house yeah yeah you know nervy parent making sure

um he's he's comfortable but it'll be fine it's only for a few days so so we're using the rover app and we found well i i took jimmy to this lady before 383 five-star reviews number one on rover yep by the way check her out she has 223 repeat clients her name's actually valentina beautiful shot her out beautiful name when cory was like when you were saying her name yesterday you kept saying esperanza and i'm like it's valentine it's close esperanza i think it's her middle name but it was close so yeah so we dropped the dogs off last night um and you're kind of having a hard time with it because it's you know first one away yeah first one away my little my little dude but um you know we gotta pass him off for a little bit my my family was uh watching

three other dogs so they were you know puppied out for this weekend so we had to come up with plan b yeah plan b was rover plan b with rover and it worked and right now i'm sure they're happy either playing with a few other dogs at uh at dog camp so it's a dog camp for the weekend yep so cory how did we meet well we met on a beautiful app called hinge and uh first off she blew me off first week which was fine i was in the rotation out of how many i think i was probably number eight eight to ten you were number five okay number five but i slowly climbed up as my golfing skills got better and i was i was on tour by the way i remember sorry no please i remember i was re-watching a podcast clip i made and i was like after i broke up broke up with my

ex i'm like i'm on tour slide in i'm single i just started i was like on a dating binge binge on hinge yeah that's what happens when you date a glen yeah no more glens then you know you go out play some golf and that was our first date was a nice golf arranged date at at mission bay here in san diego and then had a little sushi and as i was dropping her off her car got locked into the parking structure that we were at but we found a way she drove over the median and she got home safely yeah so you kind of left out the part where i was honest with you so yes dear well when he said i blew him off that's not exactly what happened i was in the rotation i asked if she'd like to go play she gave me some cockamamie answer where

um my clubs aren't here yet i just ordered them and i want to use my new ones well i have clubs why don't you just use mine what did you say jacqueline well what happened was i got a full set of golf clubs Callaway golf clubs because I wanted to learn how to golf this year and I got a duplicate iron and so I had to return it and get you know I had to wait and I had to return it and get the right ones so I told you that I said did I say that you did I did and I was honest with them from the jump I said I want to go on this golf date but I need to wait a week until I get these delivered and then a week went by and she didn't reply and she didn't reach out so i waited about another few days and then i reached out to her and um he's like did he still want to go

golfing the rest is history yeah so it was an interesting date and it got ended with you getting your car locked in and we found a way out yeah we improvised see how my car got stuck and we had to climb or drive over the median i found a an alternative route uh because it was locked in with the chains but we were able to you know kind of figure it out and that's how i was the one she was a keeper she didn't overreact she was level-headed boy has that changed but no no she's really level-headed and um there's a helicopter on top of that chevron yeah that's a nudist colony over there actually we're just passing a nudist so basically we met on hinge we went on it well i saw golf on your sorry i'm like i'm hurrying this along i had a

rainbow trout i had a golf thing on my uh hinge profile and she was down to come and play and then we went yeah and um yeah that's been great ever since and we high-fived over something that i don't think i can well there there's certain things on that first date where i was like holy shit we're the same person or like we're so similar and that hasn't stopped since a lot of similar occurrences even last night like every time we're together it's like oh you think that too or oh you like that too or what's a good example we want we almost want to write it down at this point because there's so many things we're so similar about or we have the same opinion or we have the same yeah we have the same preference on a lot of things which is nice um foods what's

like a random one i can never remember when we try to remember um yeah it's pretty scary you don't like black licorice that's like a random one i'm not big into black licorice swiss cake girls no no little debbie no wait what was the thing the other day we're like little debbie oatmeal cream pies in the freezer in the freezer specifically in the freezer and when i said that to him he goes yep me too um no there's so many moments where we're like holy fuck how do you wait like last night here's a good example we're watching a tiktok of michael jordan from the last dance like a little interview clip from that series and at the same time he's saying out i'm thinking i want to watch this again right now and while i'm thinking that he's grabbing the

remote to turn on the tv to fucking play it because he said i want to watch this again last dance so we're like it's starting to get we're having the telepathy thing it's like we're on the same wavelength always yeah it's cool um so basically i found my best friend his name's cory sitting next to me we're driving to vegas right now and it's fucking we're gonna have a binger of a weekend and it's going to be fun and um vegas i haven't been to vegas in years so it's your first time podcasting first time podcasting ever i don't know how i'm doing you're doing great it's honestly like i gotta so let's talk about our coffee i'm not really awake right now yeah and i'm getting there i think i've only can feel about two shots of the four that we

put into it but yeah we got these quad espresso things from starbucks and yeah i just i'm trying to knock this out because it's sunday here's what i want to say i scrapped my last episode because i got way too deep into uh well the episode that was supposed to go out today i recorded on friday because i knew we were going to travel and go to vegas on sunday so blah blah i um pre-recorded it And I was watching it back and I just decided I had so much anxiety about posting it. It was a bit too much. And it was the first time I've ever thought that, okay, Jacqueline, you need to, like, maybe keep shit to yourself. And not share these types of opinions publicly.

Because it was regarding. I've never heard the episode, so I can't really chime in on it. Well, I ended up talking about a lot of things we talk about, like our pillow talk, which is like, you know, us talking a lot of shit, talking a lot of shit, really getting into it about our just what's going on out in the world. Yeah. Men stay in their masculine and women stay in their feminine and to be in those lanes and, you know, just understand. Corey tells me to shut the fuck up like every five minutes. i don't think i say that but you know he tells me to look down all in only speak when i when when spoken when spoken to you know and he the andrew tate way yeah he's fully in your lane

inspired and acts like andrew tate it's a fucking it's it's i'm living the dream as a woman in the relationship i'm like i could not ask for anything more so very happy very content i'm happy too and it's been it's going really well and you know it's like a like i said we all stay in our well here's what it is let's just get let's just get without getting too deep yeah i let you take the lead i don't want to take the fucking lead i don't want to do the man shit i don't want to yeah yeah i i want to be a fucking i'm like we're gonna be ready at seven o'clock i'm gonna pick you up we're going here be ready you know so it's just yeah i don't like to think i'm a fucking lazy what is andrew tate say i'm a lazy female who just wants to be taken care of and provided

and protected for and i just want to sit just want to look cute and put on my dress and heels and my lipstick and fucking submit to a man and his name's cory and he's sitting right next to me that's my dream no straight up we live in the dream but i'm being facetious obviously but it's like i'm happy to do the cliche like wifey shit yeah we have i mean we both have our strengths and we're able to use them yeah and we respect each other for i respect what you bring to the relationship and you expect and it's not like i know it's still new and it's um you know it's exciting and fun but it's yeah we got a lot of similar views and similarities with life and how we do life so it's been nice yeah yeah very nice so yeah so anyways i scrapped that episode

because i don't know so yes us us us we're going strong i think we're going real strong and I think it's only going to get better obviously with time and yeah no red flags yet just green flags maybe some dark green flags but no red flags

which is good you either well here's how it is I'm kidding it's like when you know you know when you know you know baby and

yeah it's you know we're just so we're just two peas in a goddamn pod we're so similar we have so many we we laugh so hard together we laugh we cry laugh what were we doing last night the song we were doing yeah we're Mr. Sandman bring me a treat yeah it was that so we were doing that but it got to the point where why were we laughing so hard

he was hysterically laughing I was hysterically laughing just how we were on cue and it was just funny I don't know I guess yeah I don't know we laughed The thing is, I've never laughed so hard in my life with a man in a relationship. And I'm so happy because of that.

That's the number one thing I'm like. Humor. Humor. It's the most important thing. We laugh all day long. Like this morning. What was it we were laughing about this morning? Oh, we were doing hand motions in sync to fucking.

The rap music. Rap music. I was playing like. Tupac, Biggie. We're doing a little Notorious. B.I.G. we're like under we're just like shaking our hips in sync and like doing hand motions i don't even know it's just so it's just nice to be goofy and we're always saying like if people saw us right

now this would be so embarrassing it's nice to be ourself and not have to change someone gets angry or so it's just nice i shit with the door open with this man already it happened for the first time yesterday and i'll tell you what it was wonderful god damn it he held my hand how does someone take a shit and not smell that's when you know that's when you know yeah we're very comfortable together and very i don't know i've never felt this way about someone and let's tell them how who said i loved you i love you first um once you told me that you played halo i had to say it so you said it first i did i did i said it first because i started talking about halo 3 big team battles xbox live shit from like middle school i used to play yeah and i was obsessed

with halo 2 in college i mean that was back in 2003 i was in third grade cory's 46 by the way yeah i'm 37 yeah and uh we're 10 years apart 10 years apart um so yeah i said i played halo and he literally was just like yeah what i love you what i yeah And he said, I love you, and it came out, and my heart burst, and I said, I love you back, and that was, what, two weeks in? That was about two months in. No, it was like a month in. A month in? I'd say it was a month in.

Yeah. It was on June 27th. Oh, yeah, our birthdays add up to the number 27, by the way. That's right. His date is July 7th. September 6th. Yeah. So he's a Virgo.

I'm a Cancer. apparently that's really compatible we'll take it i don't know too much about it me neither but i did a start i did your start what is a lot of positive stuff on that astrology chart we did our birth chart a lot of good stuff i gave him a royal education about i'm a very good tourist like a lot of tourists throughout that astrology right yeah high tourists i guess that's a good thing we'll take that a couple negatives but uh i don't know if we talk about it's on the bottom of the page what were the negatives there were i mean closed-minded i don't feel like i am we just treat each other so well we're so on the same page about how we want to do life do life

together and his his dreams and goals and ambitions are synced up with mine and you like that i wake up at 5 a.m to go to the gym fuck yeah i think that was a big thing i have never dated a man that wakes up early in the morning to work out because that's what i do so i'll never forget one morning his alarm goes off at fucking 4 45 and i'm like what's going on like i didn't realize he was going to the gym yeah and he's like yep go in the gym with his buddy they go every morning at what 5 30 6 a.m and i'm like oh my god 30 yeah yeah so i'm used to like waking up with a man he's so tired he's like uh fuck you know doesn't work out in the morning doesn't get up before 9 a.m like yeah so it's really nice that you work out and so we can do that i joined his gym by the way

yeah it's a nice gym um and yeah i it's a really good routine they have saunas they have really good equipment should we tell them where we go or am i gonna get we gotta we go private huh let's keep it private okay if you stalk us you can probably figure it out yeah i'm just like really worried about getting stalkers because i'm just so you're super popular so hot and you're super popular and relevant and cool and i'm just like that bitch in san diego and if people know where i work out then they're gonna come and find me they're gonna want to work out with us what if i talk like that cory likes that i'm not from here oh my god he never shuts up about that i think it's great that she's not from california she grew up on a farm in washington she likes manual labor

and she's not afraid to get her hands dirty what a woman what a woman yeah manual labor yeah i've never realized or i don't really think about the fact that i grew up in like a farming community like i don't think of it as a big deal but when i talk to cory he's like oh my god that's so cool yeah you just appreciate things goats you had horses you had sheep you had llamas you had bunnies you had chickens what i like all that i like riding horses and getting out there i have a house in montana so it's like a really cool um atmosphere there and and she's aligned with it she likes it so yeah that's a big thing for me and it's cool that you live or you grew up here so you know this area really well yeah i grew up here i lived in

north carolina for five years and moved back and bought a place in montana about a year ago and i go out to montana probably i'd say every probably five or six times a year and yeah we're gonna go there too what's this shipping containers give you a royal education on fucking hay bales right now we're passing a hay bale barn that's alfalfa right there but we're going by some alfalfa and straw so they feed the the cows the middle is tell me alfalfa did you watch the little rascals I did spanky and alfalfa Delilah spanky is my passport spanky and all the passwords I have oh yeah shouldn't have said that but i did i know um montana yeah we're going to montana for

your birthday yeah i'm excited about that love montana absolutely in love with it did a road trip last year and uh ever since won my heart montana won my heart montana won my heart so So, we're doing, yeah, we're doing some trips. We're doing Washington next weekend. He's going to see my family. And my grandparents are, we're. How old are they turning? I don't know if they're going to listen.

Sometimes they listen to my podcast. Fuck. That's okay. Well, they might miss. I hope they don't. Well, we're throwing a surprise birthday party for them. And Corey's coming and he's going to meet the fam. We'll air this after the party.

No, it has to go out today. that's why we're getting it done in the morning okay and is this do you think this is a good episode uh well we're gonna spice it up yeah i feel like we're way more we're way more fun than this it's kind of fucking boring right now yeah we're just driving it's like what is it i think we're still half asleep i don't know if our energy is really kicking through right now i think we need a little something to kind of pick me up i know let's have fun right now cory what's my drink order and what what are we what are we drinking from starbucks right now um it's a Off the top of your head.

Okay. Mocha Chocolata. It's four shots. It's a mocha frappalacce with caramel stuff on top, ice, in a venti cup with four shots. Makes no sense to me. She's got it down. Usually she gets a grande. Right now it's venti because we needed this extra kick me up.

Yeah. Yeah, it's an interesting order. I actually like it. So my order from Starbucks is, well, we got a quad today. But I usually do a triple blonde shot on ice in a grande cup with salted cold foam on top. Salted cold foam. Cold foam. Because I love espresso shots.

I like the intense flavor of espresso versus like a cold brew. Yeah. I'm usually just black coffee. Yeah, me too. But this is like we're having fun. Yeah. We're on a road trip. It's our first romantic getaway to fucking Vegas.

um no but honestly i looked up the calories of this and i think we need to scale it back because we've been ordering this a lot you said it was only 40 has it increased now i think that's a tall a dead lie that's a tall oh boy i think it's like a hundred okay it's breakfast okay so we just debriefed for two seconds and decided that we're probably going to go to the hotel room tonight we're going to nobu for dinner nobu for dinner yeah um i think we're gonna spice this up tonight in the hotel room yeah i'm feeling a little lukewarm i gotta make this hot yeah this is his debut it's a little soft yeah we're this is like i think we're still kind of waking up we're driving this is an embarrassment to my my my listeners yeah your fan group sorry

this is a letdown sorry about that everyone my personality is actually so early we got up at five yeah or six ish and we're like tired it's sunday morning we're driving to vegas you know it's like what the fuck are we gonna talk about so we kind of want to how do we bring this to a close well what's your favorite thing about me go favorite thing about jacqueline is her calming way in stressful situations also go on personality go on also those bright blue eyes steel blue but no personality wise on point gets it very easy going fun and uh easy to be around should i keep going go on that's what you always say to me say how you say it go on go on oh that's so funny go on yeah it's my little shtick yeah he has a lot of shticks do i what's your other

thing the other thing you say like my other thing um the way you laugh or do your um pretentious like like oh my god like we were here and then no do your like laugh that's like valley or like like rich man yeah yeah it's just like my little country club laugh you're kind of dumb but you know soft clap if you're on the golf course yeah well thank you that was really that was really nice of you is that insightful well the the compliments are why you like me yeah wow the list goes on and on i just didn't know how you always say you're so solid you're very solid mentally solid no drama easy going

you make it a safe space because i've had the opposite and it's just no fun no fun but lots of ptsd i have to deal with a lot of post past trauma with other relationships so it's much nice much nicer i don't know much nice much nicer to have something where it's very easy as it should be yeah what it's like i said this i think the last episode i'm like if i could have customized a man for me the way you treat me the way you are the way you even how you look i mean goddamn even with my fresh shaven face oh yeah i made him well i didn't make you shave your face but yes so i went to cory's parents house and i was walking through a hallway like with a bunch of pictures like old pictures of cory and the family and i gasped for air i was like you were

so hot when you're 22 like early 20 like you were like i was disgusted how good looking you used to be you were i mean you're still like like i still think you're just disgustingly good looking but when you were younger i'm like god damn it why didn't i meet you when you were 22 and i realized Because you had a freshly shaved face. Freshly shaven face. I was 18 years old, too, and you liked the 18-year-old picture. Yeah, I think my favorite was the 22. 22.

I was like, I need these pictures. I need these printed, and I need to look at them all day long. You'll get it. I'm just so. You'll get it. Yeah, it was a, I don't know, it was a family portrait we did. Yeah. Back in the day.

15 years ago, actually. 22, I'm 37. in 15 years oh boy but yeah so the he shaved his face oh i said because you're you're just the way you look yeah yeah i told him the side profile is like a make or break for me and he has a great side profile i um i i told him to turn his face to the side on like our second date or her first date just because here's the thing it's important to you for whatever reason i can't help this when a man when i'm you know dating a guy and he turns to the side and i or if here's the thing i've woken up next to like some of my exes even it's like their side profile wasn't doing it for

me yeah you got to keep a chisel in the jaw it's just like water intake something about the jaw has to be it has to be like for me prominent yeah I and you have a great jawline the great face you can see it more now yeah if I got a protractor up out I need to pull protractor out and like measure it or whatever it's a 90 degree angle yeah so anyways she's touching my face right now she's touching my jaw he's a great side profile but yeah if I could have customized a man or a man for myself cory i would you're like thanks babe total package thank you no issues no drama no as are you it's like everything i want a man to do for me in a relationship you do and you want to do those things that's cool that you wrote eight different rules that you wanted

and i check them all oh you know checklists or yeah i have a i have a notebook i just went through it like a week ago and i wrote down eight things i want in a life partner and you have all eight what are the eight i should find the picture on my phone i i took a picture of it um i think the first one was humor humor loyalty kindness um it's gonna probably take a while to find it but um security vulnerability communication kindness gentleness wants kids okay this is my favorite one i wrote kindness slash gentleness we've already talked about this i said in the the little like bullet points next to this is no yelling at me no psychological

manipulation no abuse whatsoever yeah yeah i'm big on like yelling no i don't i don't yell yeah i don't want to be yelled at by it's like i like less stress i'm already we have stress in our life with work and just life yeah like relationships should be solid i don't want to fight and like yell at each other nope there's like fight like healthy ways to disagree and argue and fight but Not, like, to the point where you're in my face screaming at me, like, yelling at me. That's a big one for me. Well, I'm glad I checked those boxes. That's great.

Yeah, all eight. That's amazing. And you want kids like me. Yeah. You're not iffy about it. You, like, know you want kids. Yeah. We talk.

It's crazy how, like, we already. I think I'd be down for two. Talk about kids. Two kids would be great. Their names. Glenn and Mary. I'm not Glenn. Glenn.

I love you guys. Glenn. Glenn is a side character in the relationship. Yes. It just sounds good off the tongue. He's referring to my ex. And. Glenn.

Yeah. What did you like the name for a girl? Esperanza. Esperanza. Esperanza. Esty, no. I think I said, what was it? Isabella?

No. Kai and Isabella. Or Kai and. Yeah, we're already talking that way. So anyways, we're talking about baby names already. We're talking that way. Normal. You more than me.

No. Yeah, I didn't even. Until I started dating you, I've never thought about my kids' names. Honestly. and i've never thought about weddings engagement rings fucking any of that stuff well he's gone down on one knee before as a joke i did actually i was supposed to me it was i actually was tying my shoelace but hey are we gonna are you am i the one easy you want to say it publicly right now easy rod would you marry me

If you had I can't wait to hear this Um Yeah Would I marry you what Right now from We've been together for what Almost three months

Naturally I'd let some more time go Yes of course But soon Sooner than like Okay yes This is what you said Oh my god I remember

Like The three The year plus thing On the third fucking date i swear to god you said love you no wait what'd you say you said um no bye lover so on the first the first time he dropped me off after a date um he goes boy you're making me sound to be a real kook right now no you love bomb me no no you didn't it was mutual and like i feel the same way you go bye lover the first time you dropped me off you said bye lover

i don't think that was the third date might have been you didn't say i love you but you said bye lover and then like the fifth date you said under your breath well you always he always prays to god or he always looks up at the sky whenever i do something that he's so taken back by or like oh my god i can't believe this is real right now thank you jesus thank you lord thanks god yes he prays to god out loud he's like thank you for bringing her into my life thank you for blessing me with jacqueline like yes but god this is really making me feel good about myself right now yeah really is no but um you said really early like date five you're like oh i'm gonna marry you in a year i said that if something was solid i would do it after a year no you said i'm

gonna marry here we go you kind of got like like that kind of vibe like or some shit you're under your breath like what i said was the relationship is solid after a year i would lock it down i i'm not just at the time or the point of my life to where i'm not gonna date someone for like three or four years if i know after a year yeah i'd lock it down that's what i said but like jokingly you're kind of being like funny we'll agree to disagree okay okay yes yes sir we're having our first fight on national tv national national podcast what am i supposed to say yes daddy that's right yes daddy daddy yeah i have to say yes yes daddy to him you don't have to say anything but that's what you put my head down i have to put my head down look

down only speak spoken to we are now as the in the muslim way head down i am your liege or daddy it's funny how much we can joke around about that we're not serious it's not serious no it's just yeah it's fun it's fun it's just like we have such a good time um and it's it's what's great is that on paper what you say to me might be like crossing the line or like going too far or not technically appropriate appropriate but i'm so i can i can fuck with you back and i can handle it and i and i have i actually like it because it's funny yeah i'm entertained by you and what you say a small taste of verbal abuse is just fine yeah a small taste but it's not i'm not like actually offended no i'm not actually like oh

my god i can't believe you just said that i do with a big smile that's the thing i you we know that we're fucking around we know that we're being like we're not being serious correct and that's what we have that that's what we have in common that makes this work correct yeah you don't scold me and reprimand me for saying like no you're not i was talking about child molesters the other morning on the way to the gym and i was saying something so fucked up yeah you had to shut it down yeah i shut that down you did shut it down i don't remember what it was about oh we saw we saw a rape a rapist van for sale on the side of the road and it got me thinking about child molesters that's right what it was for sales or for sale sex van and i was like meh

we'll change this we'll talk about something else i said it was the chester the molester mobile and then i started talking about like well i was talking about how people are like Like, like, yeah, it got dark and kind of fucked up. Yeah. But. Wasn't my topic of choice. What? It's not my topic of choice, but hey.

Not your topic of choice. You know, it happens. There are weirdos out there. Definite weirdos. Yeah. But I'm glad we're not. But you don't, like, you don't get mad at me, like, you shouldn't say that. Oh, my God, I can't believe you said that.

You don't do that to me. No. That's what I'm used to getting. No, I'm weird, too. Yeah. So it's a good mix. So, yeah, we're going strong. We're stretching right now.

Corey got a Theragun, everyone. Oh, it's amazing. I influenced him. It's life-changing. I kind of need it now as we're driving. I know, I'm stiff. Probably use it a little bit when we get some gas or something. Yeah, I need to evacuate the dance floor, as they say.

Where is that gift card, by the way? The gift card? Yeah. We have a Chevron gift card, everyone. It was there, and now it's gone. Slide up here. Oh, it's down here. It's between the seat.

It's in the... The special hideaway? What do you call this in a car? Crevice. No, the no man's land. No man's land, right. It's like a black hole. If something falls between the center console and the seat.

Yeah, I don't know We tried something new today Here on the Jacqueline Monroe show We fucking interviewed the boyfriend And Tonight we're gonna podcast again Maybe that'll be next weekend's episode Yeah

We'll be We'll be turnt All the way the fuck up After Nobu Tonight Drunk on sushi We're not drinking though We don't really drink

Yeah, that's nice He also says Oh, I like that you don't drink I mean, I do I'm not a big drinker either. I drank two Trulies yesterday at the family barbecue and had to take a fucking nap after. Yeah, it's not your thing. But we're going to be awake, fed, excited to be in Vegas, sitting in our hotel room.

We're going to be going off. We'll be much more lively right now. Much more lively. Still on empty. yeah so that might be next weekend's episode perfect because we'll be in washington we'll be in washington and uh it's been years since i've been there but i'm excited to go mount vernon we're on low battery power on the laptop here perfect to wrap this up we will be wrapping this up and we'll be finishing this up when we're in las vegas all right that's it thank you for

tuning in, hanging out with me and Corey Corey and I I'm glad to chat with you tonight with Jacqueline and I on the Jacqueline Monroe Show such a self indulgent narcissistic

thing I do here the Jacqueline Monroe Show it's all about me and my life pay attention to me, choose me pick me, love me oh my god, someone commented on my oh my god, I just cut off again perfect it's my show i'm so worried my laptop's gonna die ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

there we go okay let's wrap this up because i'm worried my battery's gonna die all right thanks everyone we will talk to you soon out here for cory over and out big daddy over and out um thanks guys thanks thanks guys guys ladies and gentlemen boys and girls we're wrapping up the show for tonight. All right. Thank you for listening, tuning in, subscribing, hanging. God damn.

Can I hear your announcer voice before we tag it on? Ladies and gentlemen. Is that good? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, he's a 6'6 guard from Akron, Ohio. She's got a jump shot that can make a Wolverine purr.

Jacqueline? 6'6". Jump shot Monroe. How much do I weigh? I'm 5'5", 280. She's 5'5", 282. She just had her last bread pudding, and she's ready for a bag of Cheetos. Fuck yeah.

Flamin' hot Cheetos. Corey just, by the way, on my Hinge profile when I first made one, I put 6'3 plus for my height preference. Yep. And he just made the cut. Just made the cut, and God damn, it was the best choice she's ever made. I told him that you're the shortest guy I've ever dated, And he's 6'3".

6'3". Yeah. And I have no shame about that. I think 6'3 is pretty strong. I don't. For some reason, it's like 6'4", 6'5", 6'3". 6'3 is pushing it. But I'm the first brunette girlfriend you've had.

Yes. I've dated blondes. I'm like, I need to switch it up because all the blondes I've dated have been. Hasn't worked. We'll just say that. Just haven't. That's crazy. Hasn't worked.

you're the first you're the shortest guy and i'm not short i know you're tall i'm tall every time i see i'm next to you i'm like did you get taller no i don't know it's just one of those things like you like what you like i can't help it whatever fucking yeah i'm a i'm a big old bitch i need a tall man you're not that big no you're five six i gained five pounds since i met cory oh yeah strap on your boots for other reasons i gained five pounds strap on your boots my boobs boots Boots. I need to get boots for Montana. Okay.

Let's end on that. Ending on that. Thanks, everyone. Thank you for being here. Please like, subscribe, comment. Oh, seriously. Okay. Wherever you're listening right now, please subscribe to the show.

And follow me on Instagram at Jacqueline Monroe. TikTok at Jacqueline Monroe. Do we want to talk about our TikTok we're starting? We did make a Corey and Jacqueline TikTok. We're going to start TikTok. We're TikTok. And I think we're going to do it here in Vegas, really attack this. We're going to do a post-sex debrief.

Oh, God damn you. Yeah, so we're thinking of a schtick to do on TikTok. Yeah, we're going to do a couple schticks. I think we could attack this. It would be a fun little TikTok group. We'd get banned if we did a post-sex debrief. Oh, yeah. No, no, no.

Honey, how was my performance? Oh, God. It's always stellar. Let's talk about what. It's always stellar. Didn't she come or did she? Probably. Whatever.

I don't know. We have a Corey and Jacqueline TikTok. Go check it out. Follow me on Instagram at Jacqueline Noreau. Follow Corey at Corey. You want me to tell you? Corey Siegel. Corey Siegel.

Follow me. Follow Corey. Real estate. Okay. Let's end it. Okay. We're ending. Thank you for being here.

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Go check it out It's $5 a month Patreon.com slash TJMS Alright love you guys Love you guys Thank you for letting me on your show Jacqueline And I'm

Could be a regular It's my pleasure Thanks babe Thank you for being here Love ya Thank you for driving Okay K bye

Bye bye this lane there's no stopping this flame cause i came to the game and i changed it to play how i like rearranged it to my own domain