The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 335- My Opinions (That Will Probably Piss You Off)

Episode Date: March 27, 2023

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What's up guys? It's episode 335. Welcome back to the show! I don't ever slow up. No, I don't take shit. I got no love for the fakeness. If you wanna play tough and wanna hate this, I'll always show up and make a statement. I don't ever slow up. No, I don't take shit. I got no love for the fakeness. If you wanna play tough and wanna hate this, I'll always show up and make a statement. look I don't mean to start this episode off by bringing the extreme negativity but let me put you in my brain right now because everything is annoying everything is making my skin crawl my environment like my hands are a little bit wet from when I just washed my hands

that's annoying me my the clutter on my desk go watch this on YouTube by the way I'm podcasting on video again the clutter on my desk I had to rearrange to set my studio studio up today was pissing me off I have this literal top of a shoe box um bin I made for my the drawer in my desk that my microphone is now sitting on that's off to the side and I can see it in the corner of my eye and I it's making everything hurts my brain again sorry to bring the negativity but this will go uh this this negativity goes hand in hand with the topics I'm gonna talk about today I'm I'm here to bitch I'm here to complain I'm here to vent I'm here to get all of my harsh uh specific unhinged niche opinions off my chest today and yeah so this all started by the way

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed it started off this morning literally upon waking up I received some news that I already knew about that I had to be somewhere uh for like a lunchtime it was like a lunchtime meet and greet situation and I already knew about this but I completely forgot and I got immediately pissed because I'm like okay in order for me to do that I have to do these 10 other steps before that including washing and drying my hair because I'm gonna do my morning run this morning. And that's going to be an entire process that I have to allocate time for. Plus I have to get in the car. That's going to take time. That's going to be like a good 30 minute drive. Plus there's traffic, you know? And anyways, so I've been bitching all morning. I'm

going to bitch some more. It's one of those days. I haven't done this in a while where I'm like really negative. I don't even want to update you on my life. I don't even want to give you any like, you know current events because this podcast is all about my opinions and like I don't even know where to start I think by the way if you're just tuning in now um oh shit uh please subscribe to my podcast wherever you're listening I'm on apple spotify breaker stitcher google podcast wherever you listen to podcasts please subscribe to my podcast I actually met someone today and they're like, I listened to your show. Excuse me. I'm out of breath. Holy fuck. Okay. Let's, um, let me take a breather. It's not that bad. I'm very

wound up right now over dumb shit. Like, you know, what's bad. Here's what I, back to the, me being negative and waking up on the wrong side of the bed. This is how I know it's bad I'm never like this like for the most part I'm easy going go with the flow very I'm super chill but I know it's bad when like Louie my English bulldog um sit next to me here literally was just sitting next to my desk while I was setting things up and getting my camera ready he was just sitting there and I had to get up to go get my LaCroix from the fridge and he was in the way and I was I literally this is how you know it's bad I said with like a lot of um angst and anger I said Louie get the fuck out of the way like you know what I mean like it was not just

like a hey bubba like move you're in my no it was like get the fuck out of my way and then my other dog was playing with a squeaker toy and I had to rip that out of his mouth before recording and that was pissing me off so it's just like you know I'm gonna try to be a little more zen right now try to keep things in perspective but do you ever just have one of those days I feel like that's what this is it's just one of those days where everything's fucking annoying and my car was running out of gas I I hate having that damn light on the um sorry by the way if you're like tuning in for the opinions right now and you want to hear all you know all my controversial hot takes whatever it's coming but like and also sorry if you're if this is bringing

you down if you're not enjoying my bitch session right now because like I'm all about like positivity and like you know happiness but I'm telling you sometimes it's very cathartic it's very therapeutic it's very um I don't even know what cathartic means it just feels fucking good to get it out and tell you exactly how I'm feeling today um what was I just saying something about oh my car when I hate when that light turns on when you're on e and it came on on the way to my little meet and greet lunchtime thing today and then on the way back there's a shit ton of traffic and i was stalling you know just like sitting wasting gas a lot and why am i telling you this this is kind of irrelevant to the topic today or the podcast topic today but um again hit

that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now also subscribe to my youtube channel this is now a video podcast uh shout out claudia ashrae and her sister jackie for or claudia specifically i was listening to the toast on the way back here and formerly the morning toast now the toast they just signed with dear media shout out jackson claude i'm a big toaster uh something you need to know about me in my you know in my when i listen to podcasts i'm listening to a lot of uh pop culture news and i usually get it from them but anyways claudia made a good point she's like look if you're a podcast host and you're not doing video this was like her business advice she's like if you're not making video uh clips of your podcast and you're you haven't popped off yet

like you're nobody you're and I know this I already know this like I've dabbled with the video podcast in the past but I haven't been consistent here we are okay spiraling about building my brand and being present on tiktok and reels i beat that horse to death so many times with you guys if you're listening like the amount of times i sit in spiral about like growing my audience and making tiktok clips for my show and it's a fucking journey and you know what you gotta love the journey if you don't love the journey you're not gonna last and at least I'm uh I'm in love with podcasting so I don't know what to start with first um I'll start off with one of these more niche ones I do not like

okay we're kicking it off here we go first one boom boom this is gonna be great I hate touching the bottom of a lake with my feet especially if there's that burlap lining they have in the swimming area that's on the bottom that's all squishy can't stand it and in general like lakes creep me out I'll go I'll go tubing and I'll fall off and I'll be in the middle of the lake and I'll be having a silent freakout session for a good 30 seconds before I get picked up like the worst for me so that's that's not terrible it's not ideal but not it's not I'll do it but swimming in a lake and then touching the bottom is not for me so there you go first one now second one this is something I've been unable to put into words

um and honestly I've been thinking about this for the last two years I'll put it at two years I think it is so tacky to tell people about all of the work you've had done all over your Instagram story and all over your social media like people are they're so nonchalant about this too like and here's the thing I get it we're all trying to help each other out we're all trying to be transparent nobody's fucking gatekeeping anymore oh my god if god forbid you gatekeep anything from your audience like jesus christ but like i get it we're all trying to help each other but hear me out if suzy q who i follow on social media all of a sudden has you know an upper lip the size of texas and cheek filler that's as high as the heavens and her fucking forehead doesn't

move if that all of a sudden suzy q is looking different and a little more snatched and she doesn't tell me how she looks like that or or what she did i'm a woman okay i'm gonna figure it the fuck. I'm going to figure it out. We're all going to be fine. We're going to be fine. If no one's telling us what they're doing to their faces and their bodies, like we're going to figure it out. Okay. That's my take on this. Like, but instead everyone's oversharing. Everyone's telling, telling their audience, every little detail, every little amount of filler and this many milliliters and this much Botox and this, this port and this kind, I don't even know what like it's so detailed I think it's again tacky as fuck there's just something about it where

all of a sudden it's making you look if you do this by the way like I'm talking to you it's making you look like a like a walking billboard for like a wellness spa spa or like plastic surgeon's office like you just look like a product you don't look it takes away from you as a person in my opinion when all of a sudden your brand and what you're telling people is like all of like all the little things you've had done to your face like why do people why do why do people share that I don't get I don't understand isn't the point to like look good and just like keep that shit to yourself like what you're doing I don't know like not the point but

maybe people think it's a flex because they can afford it and they have the money and they're like showing off all the procedures they have done because they're like look I'm rich and I'm I don't know um but yeah again tacky as fuck I don't get why people do it we're gonna be fine if no one told me how to you know why their eyebrows aren't eyebrows aren't moving anymore or why their lips are fucking plumper than ever I trust me I'll fuck it we'll we'll know what to do we'll know where to go we'll figure it out but yeah it's just it's I'm exhausted of this it's like I follow a lot of influencers a lot of wellness people a lot of like you know those types and that yeah I don't understand why they're so nonchalant about it like this is every this is

my doctor and this is what I had done and I'm like and I think a lot of people that are like drinking this kool-aid doing these procedures like this is obviously a cliche and like or not cliche but like i just feel like people are starting to look like shit all this filler all this botox all this like extra in person like i see it all the time i live in southern california it just it ages you and you don't look good you look it's hard to explain there's something about like overly lasering your face overly snatching it with the fillers and the botox and then it just doesn't look right and it's really noticeable especially again in person obviously in a photo you'll look great um I feel like that's why people do it too is for like that

because on a picture it'll just like freeze frame their frozen face perfect I don't want to does that make sense does anyone agree with me do you agree with me I do disagree um I'm just flapping my gum stay on my opinions but that's one I just I feel really strongly about like it's again tacky it's it's like I feel like women with class and and it's like these women that I think are classy that I think are like you know they're the ones doing it I'm like it's just taking away from you it's making you look kind of cheap like it cheapens you I don't know and their head they're like doing something good for their following they're like helping other women you know they're being transparent they're not hiding they don't want to set oh yeah the big

thing is this god forbid i set an unrealistic beauty standard bitch it's like most of you are not top models you're just regular ass influencers that live in southern california with a big fat wallet who can afford all of these regimens you don't look special you're not setting an unrealistic beauty standard because you got your lips injected like that's not interesting or unique or different than you know for for most for most people that's like an attainable thing for or for a lot of people that is not most but like there's a so that whole like I don't want to I'm really going on and on about this by the way if you can't tell I have a very opinionated on this topic

should I talk about laminated brows next uh wrote on my note here my next opinion is that laminated brows look like shit on everyone and it needs to stop moving I don't need to elaborate moving on um um I wrote body positivity is bullshit fake plants are unacceptable oh here's a fun one there's no such thing in my opinion as a dessert being too rich and it pisses me off I whenever I'm with people and we're like we're ordering a dessert for the table or whatever and they're like they'll have like one bite and they're like oh it's so sweet it's too rich I'm like are you okay like in my brain there's no such thing as I want a dessert to be rich I want like or or what's the other one I wrote when people take the frosting

off a cupcake or they say like they'll have a piece of cake they'll say like oh there's way too much frosting I just that could never be me could never be me it's like that's why I'm eating the cupcake that's why I'm having the cake okay I want the most indulgent gluttonous sweet I want to feel sick when I'm not well no I mean sometimes there are some times when I'm eating dessert and I'm at that fuck it point it's like post I've had the big dinner now I'm eating the dessert maybe I've had some drinks too and I'm just in the fuck it um mood and then I'm like literally eating it and I'm like I feel sick but I I'm not I'm not gonna stop it's like we're already this far um anyone else um also on the topic of cake or pastries in general desserts my opinion

I have a very strong opinion on this I am team cold cake cold pastries croissants are different but like if you're passing me a slice of cake and it's been sitting at room temperature for eight hours like no it needs to be in the fridge I prefer like if you if you go to Costco or if you go to the grocery store and get one of those like grocery store cakes it's got the terrible like jacked up GMO fucking buttercream I don't know it tastes so fake I personally love that but like that cold is something else but room temperature you taste the chemicals I feel like that when you freeze that kind of frosting you stop tasting the chemicals and it's way better oh my god I'm insane um next up we've got I wrote I'm pro-choice like I don't know why that's on

here oh hot take or not even like here's the thing about my podcast today most of this isn't it's not like original or like special or unique I've said that three times now haven't I what was I saying about saying before and I was like oh especially unique oh like people thinking they're setting an unrealistic beauty standard or yeah I don't know um moving on yeah I'm just like flapping my gums about things that I've formed an opinion on or have an idea about and I know that these are a lot of people hold these same opinions and thoughts and ideas okay but I'm just sharing mine maybe I should take a breath maybe I should take a breath um wow

the person I met today that asked me she's good she goes um she listens to my podcast and she goes like how do you come up with stuff to talk about or like you know she made she gave me a nice compliment which made me feel really good I don't meet people that listen to my show all the time so it's like really nice when I do because I'm like oh my god um it just makes it feel more real anyways she goes like how do you come up with stuff to talk about or like you know I'm like sometimes I write it down but for the most part it's off the cuff and as soon as I press record I I I'm wound up I I get on one and I I get this buzz going when I talk so anyways my next opinion is that Jake Gyllenhaal is an underrated actor um I just watched what was

that movie called I think it was called the guilty where Jake Gyllenhaal was a 9-1-1 operator and I was watching I'm like he's a great fucking actor and then the other movies that came to mind that he's been in that are really good are October Sky and The Day After Tomorrow what's the one I just watched wait a minute was I in a movie theater watching it when he was acting in it Jake Gyllenhaal. Wait, was it called Ambulance, not The Guilty? No, it was called The Guilty. That came out in 2021. Let me go to his IMDb. Um, you know, and also I told you in the beginning, like I'm angsty I'm on one everything's annoying also I'm worried that this podcast is gonna go four hours so I'm trying to go fast to get through this list and I don't want it to go four hours

because I need to get snatched for a hot date tonight a hot sushi date with Corey and I gotta post this I gotta edit it's just like okay I'll go back shit I'll go back to Jake Gyllenhaal but like I I try I embrace the chaos of life okay I embrace it I welcome it I know it is part of life but do you ever just get so fucking overwhelmed by how many little things you have to do all day to like get shit done or like it's just it's always it's like so much go I have so much fucking going on I'm not like oh I'm so busy I'm not one of those people but like I think I get mostly overwhelmed if I'm going to the root of this right now let me get to the root I think what drives me into a spiral and a frantic and a panic is like

the process of getting ready for anything the makeup the hair the outfit oh my god did I paint my toenails are my nails like just all the little things to like as a woman like we have it it's like so much sometimes it's so much and I like I usually am like I love doing my makeup don't get don't get me wrong I like doing my hair I like getting cute with my outfit on certain days when I have to like do a bunch of shit and that it's like oh my god I just wish I could like I don't know um yeah but there's always just so many little things in the back of my mind i have to get done and you know it's like who's to-do list is it's never ending it's like i'm not i'm sure you go through that too but having one of those days okay jake gyllenhaal broke back

mountain prisoners nightcrawler um roles that jake gyllenhaal almost played was he gonna be spider-man he would have been a great spider-man um wait he wasn't wait 2019 spider-man far from home he was quentin beck um anyways actually is there what was that movie he was a fighter in wasn't he like a okay I'm going and I'm getting into the weeds here I want to go back to my list okay let's just go to some like fun facts about me uh opinions or whatever I always eat the crust okay something you need to know about me is that I always eat the crust I think it's strange and um if you don't eat the crust i i think i've always like ever since i've been a little kid

there's always that kid in class in my class it was calvin fucking or no was it dylan i think it was dylan yeah i don't know they he would like get a pb and j from his mom for his lunch or like a turkey sandwich and never eat their crust and i just remember him putting the crust back into the Ziploc bag and I'm just like that's the most like robust hearty part of the sandwich like I look forward to the crust I think it's and pizza crust like I get it you're trying to like save on the cows and the carbs like you're eating this pizza and you're like oh my god the crust is just like you know too much bread no it's like that's the best part and I will always eat the crust um okay uh next up we've got i can't stand when people say hey friends

hi how are my humans doing today hi friends on their instagram stories when they're addressing their audience the hey friends it makes my skin crawl hey friends it says it's a type of person there's a there's a type the humans when they refer to people as humans and the hey friends it's like they're I don't want to stare I mean if I had a stereotype it's usually like white as Tim Dillon would say crystal bitches white women white millennial crystal bitch women who do a lot of therapy and they really care about their mental health and their fucking cycle and their hormone it's just like they're really into the wellness shit like that um really public about it too um they're just really positive people outwardly on social media

just like hot like but like not like how I am right now like very like it's a beautiful day hi friends let's have some fun today okay make sure you incorporate some joy in your life today like do a do a cartwheel in the grass I know you're 39 and I know you're single and I know you know you're having a hard time today but and life isn't going how you want but make sure to do a cartwheel on the grass incorporate joy and fun and play pretend you're five years old again okay don't forget to go to the farmer's market and pick up your your crystals this weekend pick out a new crystal and get your tarot cards I don't fucking know it's just like that kind I can't again can't stand when it's like it's like hey

friends if I turn on my Instagram story and I talked about like hey motherfucker no I'm kidding um I'm like into hi guys do people not say hi guys anymore because it's like because of the it's like not everyone identifies as a guy or like I had that situation happen to me in a professional setting and I'm like the fact we're even having to say like I'm like it's fine like someone in a meeting was like hi guys and I'm like that and they were like oh oh sorry hey everyone I'm like it's fine I'm not it's just it's a it's an interesting time okay what's new also next up we've got I don't use plates I don't like plates flat plates

are not for me I am a bull bitch I am a deep I'm a bull bitch I'm a plate with a nice bulbous like you know that you know they'll bake I have them in my cupboard i almost want to get them you know the plates that have like the bowl in it those are those are okay with me i only do plates at restaurants in the comfort of my own home unless we're having like a fancy steak dinner or some shit maybe like a salmon no because we make like bowls like salmon bowls yeah i again plates not for me for not for me don't have speech impediment and sound like i did um jeep trucks jeep trucks piss me off i've said that a thousand times on this show uh if i even have to explain why a jeep truck pisses me off and you don't understand like

it's like just think about it think about the shape think about the the think about what a truck looks like think about a chevy silverado think about a ram a dodge ram think about a toyota tundra now think now now envision a jeep truck okay um next up we have i don't know how to segue between these um people that use a lot of emojis uh excuse me not emojis exclamation points when they're texting are again this is my opinion this is a generalization um usually dumb like airhead types and very unstable like i remember they're just kind of dumb people like they're not like i don't want to say low iq i know iq is not a good measure of intelligence but like

usually they're like it's when they're texting you and they're like so nice to meet you 15 exclamation points like i have no caller id calling me oh shit sorry or if they like post a picture on instagram and there's like hi the best day today 15 exclamation points um but you know and they go on a spiel and it's the exclamation points are just like a sign that they're just something is like a screws on loose and that's just me profiling people kind of take because here's the thing all these opinions are from are the root of these opinions or the reason I have them is because I'm a very observant observant judgmental little uh shit like I'm always scanning I'm always analyzing I'm always observing I'm always noticing and I draw conclusions when I see

15 people in my life over the last 10 years do this exclamation point thing and I go what are all those 15 people kind of like you know what do they have in common it's always that they're always dumb fucking airheads like just not not very smart people it doesn't even matter like this is an opinion that literally doesn't even matter but i just personally i've noticed this and i and i have it so also people that use a lot of emojis what do i think about that it's like usually they're really fun usually they're really fun in real life or really annoying i feel either or i i feel like emojis are okay but like a lot of exclamation points scare me like stay away um i have to i have to have a fan on when i sleep i also have to hug a pillow when i

sleep life hack tip of the day i'm telling you this literally has changed the lives of every single person I've told it to here's my tip if you want to have the greatest sleep of your life hug a pillow take a pillow because I'm sure you're a side side sleeper side sleeper like myself take a pillow lay your head down on this on your side and hug a pillow game changer life-changing tip there you go um if you're feeling like it if you're feeling you know like having a what am i saying you can also put a pillow in between your legs also the final pillow you can add is one behind if you're not like spooning with someone you can put a pillow behind your back

and kind of wedge it behind you and then lean back on it a little and that will support your back so you're kind of like hugging wedged pillow between the legs super cozy best sleep of my life everyone I've ever taught this to or told this to is like holy shit I've been literally just sleeping with one pillow like on my head my whole life and yeah hug a pillow okay there's your tip of the day um what's something more controversial I have here guys and girls can't be friends I'm one of those okay maybe it's because I'm traumatized but uh in my experience guys and girls cannot be friends like adults you know like inferior in elementary school different story um especially like two really good looking people that are a guy and a girl especially if

they're if one of them's in a relationship with the other i don't know it's just like okay uh yeah people who drink another opinion i have is people who drink mocktails as a person personality trait piss me off just go be an alcoholic stop trying to run run away from it or trying to it's just like the mocktail thing and those are the people that also drink decaf like what the fuck um get it together just be don't I know if you got an addiction you got a little problem okay I get that but like just my thoughts um oh here's a spicy one I might have to read this word for word because this is like I

this is like I really felt something in my bones when I wrote this this is like wow I'm I was feeling really um hateful and judgmental when I wrote this here's the thing but I'm going to preface by saying this before I before I talk about this topic whether you like it or not or okay uh here's what I'm doing everyone has thoughts and judgments and opinions and you know negative positive we've all got them I'm just publicly sharing and airing them out right that's what I do here I've done this for two years this is my I've over 300 episodes of me just like telling you how it is and like telling you what I think and you know this is

nothing new for me but like before because I what I'm I'm saying this because I feel like people this might piss people off what I'm about to say like a certain category of people that are these types of people this might piss them off they might not understand me or get it but like sometimes you just need to be told what's up and like you need to hear it from someone else um or like it might be refreshing for you to hear this from me or something you might not have thought about this before um anyways I don't know why I'm making this like such a big deal when I just have such a strong like I don't give a fuck mentality and that's what I'm bringing today so I'm gonna say it like it is I wrote down here that

they the and this isn't targeted like this might you probably know a handful of people that this sounds like I'm talking about and you're probably right because I probably follow them and they probably annoy me but I still follow them and watch and like get annoyed that's like you probably do that I literally I was telling Corey this the other day yesterday last night I was showing him someone's story and I'm all about like live and let live and let live do whatever works for you like live your life who the fuck cares like who am I to say how to live your life sometimes it's very entertaining to see what people post and I literally told him I was like watch this story I'm like I don't I was like I'm only following for research purposes like I'm so

intrigued by this person because of the ridiculous shit they post I'm like in my opinion it's ridiculous like to them it's you know you know it's like the best thing ever but anyways all right i wrote that um the clean rich lean pilates body wellness aesthetic is a i don't know where i wrote calculated is a calculated performance of the self-obsessed mentally unstable ocd types who think that happiness is achieved by eliminating and perfecting everything around them and they call it a lifestyle um I wrote life is supposed to be a little messy and undone yeah like obviously the clean girl aesthetic the the wellness aesthetic that like perfected lean clean

glowing skin green juice ginger you know it's like when people brand themselves as that and like that's their whole like and their entire environment like their their posts of their like perfect little apartment is like there's like no clutter there's no like they would never have this top of a shoebox bin makeshift bin with a fucking you know i've got actually they might have these upper lip shavers on I'm sure they these girls I mean they're fucking probably selling these too I mean they you know they would have like the perfect little tray from Tulum that they got when they were you know it's all perfected and aesthetic I just the those types just piss me off I'm like they don't embrace the messiness of life

and the chaos and a little bit the the undone-ness of life like I think again life should be a little it's a little messy and undone it's not perfect but what I observe when I see the posts and the stories and the content from these creators and these influencers and these honestly like a lot of just normal ass people out there that are trying to like make their Instagram look nice I'm like they seem to have they seem to think I'm not them so I don't know I'm just telling you what it looks like they seem to think that yeah like happiness is like like eliminating and detoxing and perfecting everything around them including their bodies because it's like a lot about like obviously health and wellness which I'm very into like

a lot of the stuff they post I do too you know the glowing green smoothie I had one this morning the workouts the sauna the cold plunge like the you know the clean apartment like for the most part mine's kind of cluttered right now but it's like you know but it's just like you just when I watch it I'm like I just feel like they think that it's like so like so fun to be like clean and no crumbs left and just like but but to me they look unstable and like a little bit OCD and like what did I write um um obviously self-obsessed um mentally unstable yeah there's there's just something about it I'm like doesn't have to be that perfect all the time doesn't have to it's just like it hurts me it really hurts me um when I watch it I guess I should just unfollow those

people are yeah does anyone else get get irked by it it's not me and so I think because I sound like a judgmental hateful bitch and I'm like obviously not a woman supporting other women right now and I also have an opinion about that if you're if you even have to disclose that you're a woman who supports other women or that you're a feminist or whatever like if you have to disclose that about yourself like something's not right like I find that those are the type those women are the the first people to tear other women down when they do something wrong or like gossip about it or like you know just like there's something about disclosing that and saying that about yourself or me even having to say I'm obviously sounding like a woman who doesn't support other

what i'm trying to promote here and what i'm trying to advise or or inspire in the wellness clean it's always the wealthy ones i mentioned the word rich i said the rich lean pilates wellness aesthetic like it's just to like fucking relax like it just seems like a lot to think about all day and maintain and keep up with and just like but that's why I like Julia um Julia Fox right why does her last name not sound right now I don't agree with everything that comes out of her mouth but something I like about her and something that resonates with me is her like undone-ness her like kind of you know the way she gets on camera and nothing's perfect her apartment's kind of like a shithole and not a

hole but like a messy cluttered um space like there's just something about her this it's so refreshing because she's not trying to make everything look perfect that's what I'm sick and tired of that's probably what I could have just said people on social media that are posting to make everything look perfect do I do that sometimes yeah I'll admit it so this was one big hypocritical rant um do I do that I feel like let me just take a little how am I being perceived right now that's what we're all fucking doing with our social media like we're trying to like control how their people perceive us or like um yeah like I'm very into posting nice picture what I think are nice pictures of myself and like painting me you know like I do that I post

do people think that maybe people think this fucking about me and I'm but again um life is a little messy and undone and I I'm more drawn to people that embrace that and don't showcase how perfect and cleaned out and decluttered and Lysol wiped their fucking kitchen is all the time and their fucking vagina is also like this is so judgmental this is probably my most like unhinged podcast to date and also like this is so also like like insane to say I can't believe I'm saying I just feel like those women are also really bad in bed really boring personalities they probably I don't know why they I think they smell weird like that's so mean

they just don't look like fun they look like a fucking unstable OCD chaotic mess and they're trying to hold it together by like perfecting everything around them anyways um I wrote this is also one of my strong opinions I've talked about this podcast before uh being a pick-me-girl is a good thing it's been demonized people are very quick to call out pick-me-girls on the internet and as a as a woman who's been picked it's not a bad life let me tell you that I'd rather be picked than be single and miserable and you know like a man hater or whatever like because that's a trend right now it's like really trendy to like hate men speaking of julia fox i feel like she's like the queen of that um

what's it called that brigade that fucking cult that oh shit um yeah i think there's like obviously a lot of cringy pick me girl stuff out there and i get why people it's like i've made the example or i've talked about the example of like you're in college and there's like a party and you're the girl in the kitchen with a big garbage bag like throwing away all the drinks or like the empty drinks and bottles and shit like you're like cleaning the kitchen like at 2 a.m at the party when everyone's like it's like that's fucking cringy okay i'm just saying like doing things that appeal to men like and portraying yourself in a way or like if you're like in a group and there's men there and you're

like kind of acting a certain way that's like a that men find attractive like I don't think that's negative it's like why are you on dating apps why are you putting yourself out there why are you like yeah like why are you on hinge why are you on bumble why are you dming guys trying to go on a date with them or like vice versa or like it's like why are you even dating if you don't want to be picked like isn't that the fucking point are you just doing it for sport like again as a woman who's been picked um and who's happy as fuck in my relationship and very like I'm like I'm pinching myself every day like how fucking good I have it um can't recommend being a pick-me-girl enough um moving on oh my god this podcast I really I'm like having a moment

of like oh shit holy fuck um how are you doing are you enjoying this right now I think I said did I really say that about yeah I did say that oh fuck cancel me um best fast food fries that's another thing to cancel cancel thing like me just saying cancel me like I would have never said that like five years ago or like 10 years that's that's a new thing to say I do I do find myself like I've used the word unhinged I've said gatekeeping today I've said cancel me and I find myself because I'm like an internet consume I consume shit on the internet I find myself like use yeah like hearing things on the internet and then saying them in real life and that's also something I have a strong opinion about I find it so annoying when people use

internet slang in real life like it's the it's the rain in California for me or like what's a fucking example of like it's the blank for me it's the it's giving it's giving Seattle the rain in California it's giving Seattle like it's certain people and they say I'm like it's okay like just like your regular ass like certain people that are just like I don't explain it it's a I have a it's a double standard or whatever like I have some people it's cool some people it's not uh but in general like I think it's kind of cringy if you use internet slang in real life like it's fine on a video that you're posting or like if you're writing it like on the text on a video or a picture or whatever but I hear it in real life I'm like holy you know

where I heard it I was at the driving range and these high schoolers first of all there is a trend in California with the I don't know if this is statewide I don't know if this is a countrywide but I've been seeing these pajama pants um they're red and black checkered pajama pants do I say pajama or pajama pajama and first of all all the high where i live here in southern california i'm in san diego all the high schoolers around me are like walking around in literal like trash bag clothes like nobody gives a fuck about their appearance apparently but they're all wearing like i'll see a group of kids they're all wearing these same red and black checkered pjs and i'm curious i'm like what's what's that about i'm

noticing it's like a major trend um but yeah i was at the driving range back to what i was saying was at the driving range and I heard there's like a group of kids and they were saying like it's the blank for me or like they're using all those like TikTok slang phrases and I'm like oh my god it just like made me feel old I think it's because I feel maybe it's Jacqueline you're not even 30 don't say that um oh yeah here's what I wrote adults past 30 that use Gen Z slang oh this is so random but like i don't know if you get these sponsored ads if i feel like girls probably get these more than guys because she kind of trains girls mostly women um i wrote here that tracy anderson's workout videos scramble my brain cells

i don't know if you know who i'm talking about but tracy anderson is a uh person uh fitness uh mogul trainer I don't know like I think Gwen Paltrow does her workout videos and she's like really well known anyways her style of workout is like I'm watching this sounds fucked up can I say it I can't no that's too far I've already said some things that are probably too far today she does like pilates and like ballet and like yoga and like weight stuff it's like all combined but the motion the reason I wrote it scrambles my brain cells is because she'll be doing like a bicep curl and like a donkey kick at the same time while she's like rolling her hips or something like it's the movements are so confusing and every single time

I see these workout videos I'm like what is going on I'm so intrigued maybe I should do one of her workouts just to try it but um yeah um oh strong opinion here 3 to 3 30 p.m i'm gonna say 3 p.m to 5 p.m is the worst time of day uh i i just feel like from three to five it should be chill time it should be go on a walk time it should be have a snack take a nap um read a book it's just kind of like that time of day it's like a little dip um because I'm fired up I swear my prime time every day is from like I'm like on fire yeah nine to two on fire two to three it's dying off and then three to five best of luck if you're trying to like get something from me because I'm

checked out like mentally physically emotionally like yeah so uh moving on I love manual labor I wrote something you should know about me is I used to pick up garbage on the side of the freeway as a summer job for two summers in a row it was an automatic rehire because I picked up so much goddamn garbage I think I picked up 100 miles of garbage with a team I think there were six of us each summer um this is through the state of Washington it was through the Washington Department of Ecology and yeah they I think I did that job because they hired like 13 year olds and I've been work I mean my parents put me to work since I was in like fifth grade I mean I've

always worked whether it was like it was usually for my grandparents Christmas tree farm like I'd help help out around the farm mow the lawn um probably since like fifth or sixth grade um pick strawberries folded blueberry boxes first summer worked dairy clean got a lot of jobs under my belt but um I wrote that I love manual labor and something I'm looking forward to in life is having some land someday and having a garden and having garden and having like doing like landscaping projects and like being out you know there's like or mowing the fucking lawn oh my god something I miss my sister she posted a story the other day she was mowing the lawn back home and I was like

fuck I miss mowing the lawn I love I just want to mow the lawn I want to tend to my garden I want to pick my apples in my orchard I want to throw some hay to the animals like I kind of miss like I'm from Washington I grew up in farmland I'm starting to like want that back a little bit at some point in my life I just want that little farm lifestyle thing um even if it's just like we have a chicken coop in the back collecting the eggs you know um tending to the chickens I think california that would be probably uh depending on how the fucking what the housing market does in the next 10 years or one of what one one holy shit hang in hang in there with me we're um we're still going depending on what's uh available and affordable and how much land

how much grass and land we can get uh i think a chicken a modest chicken coop and a modest garden a vegetable garden is probably doable definitely not a barn with some animals it's probably i'm gonna start having i'm gonna start i'm gonna have to start hooking for that i'll actually have to start an only fans if i want a barn if i want horses in the state of california if i want a pond if i want an in the ground pool with a slide a water slide and a diving board if I want a back patio a barbecue uh like a Traeger grill barbecue setup with a um a fire pit and like a pizza oven if I want that in the state of California uh if I want this for my future house a sauna a cold plunge

a movie theater in the house like if i if in order for me as a millennial woman as a you know young approaching 30s millennial woman with her whole life ahead of her in order for that to be possible in 2023 here in the state of california i have one fucking option only fans that's it hooking nudity tits ass for sale swipe up here's my link 5.99 a month like like literally i because how the fuck like those houses 20 million plus a house with a barn in southern california with like you can have six horses like i don't just want a horse i want like a handful of horses i want them to all be friends i also want some mini horses i want some goats like i want all of that i don't just want like a chicken coop

in a fucking vegetable garden like i mentioned the modest version of a farm like no i want the whole thing so yeah like i mean there's podcasting of course that's always that can i mean swipe up uh what was i gonna say if you want to support my pod not only my podcasting career but my future uh home buying endeavors here in the state of southern california uh head over to patreon.com slash tjms uh and support the show and support me um on this quest for a farm lifestyle um it's five dollars a month once again that's patreon.com slash tjms you know what i mean okay so moving on is this a seven hour podcast kind of feels like it um the less you look for answers and advice from other people the happier it will be why did i

write that at some point I wrote at some point you have to at some point you have to be like fuck it and realize you're the shit simple there's another thing I wrote here about one of my opinions about people that like people that are overly introspective they pathologize the fuck out of everything they're always on a journey on a quest they're always talking about it they're definitely like doing all the therapies and reading all the books and doing all the courses and writing in all the journals and doing all they're like searching right wait what how did i start this i forgot like what i was gonna say after this

oh the less oh at some point you have to be like fucking and realize you're the shit and then i said oh yeah so like my words of wisdom based on my own experience because i used to be like that early 20s jacqueline was like drinking the kool-aid really in like i went to landmark i've done like what is that like a branch of ala i don't know um i was really into like mental health and like learning about myself and i am the way i am and i deep dove a lot and i would write a lot and I would think a lot about myself and why I am the way I am and on this podcast I really wish I will pay someone 62 million dollars to joking I will pay I will this is like a needle in a haystack if you can find this I had an epiphany about that deep

thinking stuff I was doing in that being overly introspective thing I was doing in that you know trying to discover myself thing I was doing I had an epiphany on an episode in 2021 I think maybe it was 2020 where I was like mid-podcast talking about something and I'm like Jacqueline just stop I was like no stop I was like stop thinking and I had the epiphany of thinking was literally ruining my life because at that time I was coming out of a deep dark depression and for the most part up until then my 20s were very I was very depressed very down like literally hated myself I was just so like low low self-esteem low I didn't have didn't understand my worth and I was focusing on the things that were wrong with me and that's

what I see a lot of these people do right so I had an epiphany on the podcast I was like Jacqueline stop stop thinking it's like this is unnecessary there is nothing wrong with you and at that moment I was like wait when I'm like with people when I'm being me when I'm on my podcast when I'm I'm great I'm fine nothing's wrong you know like I'm a I'm fun I'm funny I'm fun loving I'm good energy I'm you know what I mean like all this like negativity and depression shit was like literally just for me sitting and thinking and over analyzing myself overly pathologizing i don't even know if that's a word like listening to too many fucking podcasts telling me about all these

remedies and things i need to do to discover the meaning of my life or whatever and but that's not real i feel like that to you like if you're listening right now and you're kind of in the dumps like that or you're trying to figure yourself out or you're on a journey it's like that's you when you're with yourself sitting there and that's important that you're happy when you're alone that's important that you can sit still with yourself and love yourself and and be proud of yourself and all those good things but what I changed in my advice um back to this like at some point you have to be like fuck it and realize you're the shit that's what I wrote down on my note here um is what I yeah what I would

advise and something I practiced and what I did was just hyping myself up thinking about instead of thinking about all the things that were wrong with me I literally was like you're the shit you're great you're funny you're entertaining you know you're a natural like you're great at this you're good at that you're a great cook you're a great you're an athlete you're like I would just like spew like nice stuff about myself and I know that's like okay people advise do positive affirmations but I honestly just stopped thinking and deep diving and that changed my life and I understand that some people have deep work to do and they've been traumatized and they have these dark pasts and they're coming out of some dark relationships or you know maybe they're

going through grief like there's obviously a lot of benefits to searching and soul searching and you know getting help with your mind but I think a lot of people overdo it and so and they're just like ho-hum dumpy types of people and I'm just like it's not that deep you're fine nothing's fucking wrong with you just have a good time like all I want to do is fuck around and have fun and enjoy my life and anything that's like me going into the dark webs of my brain and thinking about all the shit that I'm not stoked about that I've done in the past or like whatever that's like another example um why I suck at finding new friends and like making friends and you know because that's a journey I'm on that is my journey of 2023 like I've been pretty

it's it's picking up a life update I'm making friends so it's happening um but I used to like go into my the dark webs of my brain and like overanalyze that Jacqueline you're kind of a bitch they're like like listen to you on your podcast today Jacqueline like who the fuck would want to be friends with that all you all you've done is talk shit about other people and complain i'd like yeah i'd think about like you're kind of weird like your vibes like not very i don't know people don't like i would overdo it like that overthink it and just fucking shut up and just hype yourself up you know what i mean turn off your brain um matcha tastes like horse hay hot take matcha matcha powder like matcha tea

uh unless you've had i've fed a horse before i've grew up with horses if you that's like me with goat cheese yeah i've like this weird thing with like goat cheese and matcha matcha tea tastes like horse hay i get people add like stevia to it it's like sweet they sweeten it they add their oat milk whatever it's like no amount of anything is going to make me think it tastes anything other than horse hay um tastes like anything other than horse hay but back to the goat cheese so I grew up with goats and if you know what a goat smells like that's what goat cheese kind of tastes like like the taste and smell like because a lot of tasting is like your nose something's happening with your nose like it took me until I was like 25 to like goat cheese because of that reason um

what's another thing that oh I had rice crackers took me 10 years to finally be able to I there's a there's a there's a first time blacking out story for you first time blacking out and shitting white for a week have you ever shit white thought i was gonna die had to work at tommy hill figure the next day let me tell that story right now it was my sister's friend's birthday back in washington and show up at this birthday party within five minutes i'm being i'm being past a fifth of gray goose being told hey let's share this you know it's my birthday i want to share share this with you i'm new to drinking i don't the fuck to do like i've drank before but like hard alcohol was like a new thing to me i was

used at that point i was drinking brass monkeys brass monkeys like i literally drank those fucking big ass old english beers with the fucking orange juice in it right is that a brass monkey yeah i was drinking a lot of those and like just cheap ass beer up until then so anyways i get passes fifth grade goose and it's like it's my birthday let's you know take shots whatever so within like 15 minutes I drank like half the bottle and of course it's gonna make me sick I probably didn't eat very much I don't know all I remember is puking so I was being fed somehow I think my aunt showed up and picked me up she came to the rescue I don't know if you're like not trying to tell my mom so we call my aunt I don't remember but all I remember is or all I

know is I was puking up rice crackers in someone's mom's kitchen at a different house that we were driven to something like that and I yeah for like 10 years couldn't eat rice crackers because I would gag just thinking about or I could like gag thinking about the taste of Grey Goose which I'm sure you've been there before if you've over if you've drank too much alcohol and you kind of like if you think about like fireball like I've had a lot of bad fireball experiences I get that like taste or that like gag reflex thing um yeah but the next day I work at Tommy Hilfiger and um it was a rough rough day at work and I think the reason why do you shit white when you over drink because there's like no bile sorry that's tmi but we're all friends here

everyone's in the friend zone if you're listening by the way um my poop is white why after drinking alcohol i'm curious what the reason is alcohol hepatitis is the inflammation of the liver due to excessive drinking of alcohol which can result in the pale stool so i had alcohol alcoholic hepatitis should i have i probably should have had like some special care that night that was not good i think i flipped over upside down on a couch and like i remember just like it was bad everything was like blurring and um i love puking that's one of my favorite that's another opinion i have like because you know when you're about to puke you feel like shit but then after you're like i feel so much better it's the best puking screen um

let me see what else we got here oh this is kind of specific i think it's a red flag when people are well into their i wrote i think it's kind of a red flag if uh people are well into their 30s and they've never had a long-term relationship i think that's like kind of not normal personally that's just what i think um also going along with this people that are in a relationship and are that choose to not be public public about it i think that's a little weird like why wouldn't you want to show off the thing that makes you happiest like another person like wouldn't you want to be proud like i think it's just weird when people are like trying to be private about their relationship like i get it if you're a major public figure and it's like the

one thing that you have is your relationship you want to keep that private because everything else about your life is public but like yeah I always think that's weird like private being private about your relationship not showing I've been hidden in the past so maybe I'm a little bit you know it's also a red flag if a man is trying to hide you and if he says like I don't really post on social media I'm not really into that like it's like no I think there's that doesn't define a relation like if your man isn't tagging you and posting you and you know giving you a birthday shout out and like that's not a big deal i'm just saying like if they're vocal about like i don't i want to i want it to be for us and i don't want to be public like bitch

um we all know where that leads to um I hate grocery store parking lots best fast food fries are at Wendy's best fast food milkshake is McDonald's people that are too nice are compensating for something I like oh yeah here's something random I like putting frozen peas and uh frozen peas and tuna in my Kraft mac and cheese I grew up on that I think that was a way for my mom to like add in some extra protein and vegetables to our you know Kraft mac and cheese and uh it's delightful it's it's a great combo it sounds weird but like you make the mac and cheese normal then you add the tuna and then yeah the peas some so good um

I would rather be too hot than too cold these aren't really exciting I shower two times a day yeah I'm kind of grossed out like if you're like if I've okay I get it if you shower in the morning you're like oh why would I shower before bed I already showered today like I'm clean no like if you've been you know at Costco at the strip mall if you've been at the gas station if you've been at your office if you've been at CVS what like took the dog on a walk like and then you go and lay in your bed I'm grossed out like I'm very into like a nighttime shower but like and there's nothing better than getting into bed feeling clean like I feel like you sleep better it's like it sets the tone for

the night the heat from the shower I'm sure Andrew Huberman has talked about this like that really helps tell the brain it's time to go to bed like so yeah I shower two times a day is my um I love cleaning out the vacuum I wrote that yeah I might wrap it now honestly um age is just how i think i tweeted this and i found this from like a long ass time ago i wrote age is just how crispy you are from going around the sun like a rotisserie chicken like when you think about it like as we're wrinkling and aging it's like we're it's like a rotisserie chicken going around the sun getting that getting that char getting that that tone that fucking browning um

what did we learn today I'm not really into um telling people that you've had all this work done I think that's tacky I think also along those lines like being a clean girl is fucking annoying and you need to stop and just embrace the messiness and like life is all about nuance the transitions the imperfections the yeah I think it's a false sense of control and a false sense of it's like hard to explain I mean it's like an OCD thing and I understand because I was angsty at the beginning of this podcast everything was like annoying me I was like my fingers were kind of wet like the clutter around

my desk was annoying me and I get that like perfecting your environment and making your lifestyle very simple is like good for the mind um but there's like it seems like people are it's like in too deep if you know what i mean like it's just like stop um what did i miss on here oh i don't like beyonce here's an extremely hot take i don't like beyonce or taylor swift i'm not really big into i know hayley and selena are in the news right now hayley bieber and selena gomez not a big fan of them but like i get why people like selena gomez um she seems like a really nice person but she's kind of a little too ho-hum for me

to be honest hayley bieber is just very boring to me like i know she gets that all the time but like she can't help it um she seems like she's had it easy her whole life and like i feel like the best people I'm fucking blessed you know shout out to my um you know childhood shout out to everything I've been through because god damn like it made me funny it made me fun it gave me perspective on life and grit resilience um the ability to I be it helped me become really resourceful and empathetic to other people because I've been through some shit so when i i see other people going through some shit i'm like fuck i've been there you know i i can walk in other people's boots i can you know and that's really important

but if you've been if you've had it easy your whole life i'm oh fuck it's like i it must be nice to be honest but like also you're probably kind of boring like hayley beaver and but i wrote here um i love rihanna i like doja cat miley cyrus and nikki minaj so i was like i don't like Beyonce Taylor Swift Selena or Hailey but I like Miley Doja Rihanna and Nicki Minaj like I just need a little more charisma and charm and kind of fuck you and like um I need a little more pizzazz personality pizzazz and like um like bad bitch actual bad bitch energy like if he like Hailey Bieber just doesn't she'll never have that um or Celine it's just like too sweetie pie too late no um and they also have like that too nice thing like just too sweet too

nice like why does that rub me the wrong way i think i told cory about that i was like when people are too like like they sound like a preschool teacher kindergarten teacher and they're like 40 i'm like because maybe they are actually are one and that's how they talk to kids all day but like it annoys me just saying it fucking annoys me just like the southern california like la like uh like kardashian voice fucking annoys me um oh speaking of the kardashians i wrote chloe and kendall annoy the fuck out of me but the rest are cool chloe just fucking annoys me okay she's like the thing is is i think like with taylor swift and hayley bieber and selena and Beyonce and like all these people I've mentioned like I think they're great honestly

but like I there's like tinges of their personality or something about them like I just that sends me over the where I get annoyed or like put off um but yeah Chloe just fucking annoys me um like there's an example i just wish chloe didn't seem i wish her vibe and like the way she posted things and the way she like curated her content it's just like the way she put herself out there wasn't so fucking appearance focused and like all about like she's just like body body body face face face snatch snatch snatch like getting fit at the gym every fucking day of her life and always talking about it it's just like it just there's like nothing else going on there and it just like bothers me I don't know I feel like people just need to like relax on their

goddamn appearance and aesthetic and their vibe like just she seems to take it too seriously and that just annoys me I'm like I feel like there's if you watch the show like Chloe's got a big great personality like she's great i honestly love chloe but this kind of era she's in now and she's been in for a while with the face and the fucking just the body and like the trying to be like perfected all the time like it must be hard being her you know i've talked about before it must be fucking hard kendall bores me okay i don't even explain that um i like kim clo court no one asked but my favorites are kim courtney and kylie um i get why people think courtney's annoying right now

but i'm just kind of like i i've always kind of liked her um she kind of has like a a special selfish bitchiness thing about her i don't know how to explain it that i kind of get maybe i feel similar to that i get it but like i don't know um also i think the kardashians i wrote are losing their influence everything they post is so fakey and annoying we've seen it all yeah like what's new people are talking about how they're fading right now um i wonder in my lifetime if i'll ever see an actual fading out of the kardashians like i feel like for the most part um they've been in my face for the last has it been 20 years how old was i 20 years ago eight no that's too young like 15 years how many didn't they have

like 20 seasons or some shit like multiple seasons i don't know they've been in my face for like a long ass time so i'm wondering like will i ever see them just kind of like be in the background of hollywood they're just kind of like they'll show up at the oscars and kim will be like 62 and like just like there and like we all know about her and her you know like we all love kim and whatever but she's not like popping on social media all day with her skims and her you know like will that kind of die off at some point i'm not like wanting i'm not like i don't care i don't it doesn't bother me i'm just like who's like who's gonna be in place of that or like who will the american royal family be

um because they're kind of like that for us right now um something else that pisses me off that i've been noticing lately is your regular ass joe schmo tiktoker showing up at fucking you know paris fashion week in full fucking prada like also the instagram blue check mark thing like now it's just like there's something like nice about exclusive exclusivity exclusivity exclusivity be like things being exclusive exclusively reserved for the 0.1 percent top of the top okay when I see Dixie D'Amelio sitting next to fucking Rihanna I'm like there's something I get it like she's great she's big she's social

media digital creator icon but like of the current day and age with TikTok popping off um shout out Dixie I think again like I'm talking shit on people I like like them I just like certain things I'm like what's going on it just seems so off like yeah just people like being flown out to like just not saying they're right I mean regular people are now it's hard like regular people that sounds wrong like I'm a I consider myself that'd be like me i guess the rise of fame now or like the arc the arc of someone's like people literally start and like ran i guess that's how everyone like taylor swift they all popped off from like a small town middle nowhere and then they like got famous

i don't know famous just so weird to me when i see these people show up at these like events and i'm just like i guess they're a-listers i guess they're like considered a-list celebrities now i don't know um but what's with people everyone's just trying everyone's just trying to be famous now it's like it's not special it's not cool anymore it's just like i don't know um it's just like a thing i'm it just feels okay back to the whole like people showing like fashion week or like um I'll give it okay the only person where I was like oh that makes sense was like Alex Cooper I was like I get that you know queen of podcasting call her daddy and she's a she's like showing up at fashion week I that makes sense to me but some of some of these other

creators I'm like I just there's like a something in my brain it's just like why are they there this is like for like the Olsen twins and like um Cara Delevingne and like who are your um we wore what what's her name like she's a fashion girl like certain socialite like fashionista they're all there too but like inviting in like the tiktokers is kind of a fucking weird thing to me I don't know um okay how should I wrap this let me just do a quick scan if you can't shit with the door opens or talk openly about shitting that's not your person true um people with chronic road road rage are the worst kind of people i think i've kind of

beat the fucking horse to death here a lot of swearing today a lot of ranting a lot of bitching um i think i got it as a reminder the comp these are the controversial topics to avoid in conversation according to like google or some shit i read climate change marriage equality capital punishment marijuana legalization abortion vaccines universal health care cancel culture black lives matter student debt forgiveness electoral college the israel palestine conflict the trump presidency evolution immigration reform artificial intelligence transgender rights free market capitalism gun control the federal minimum wage white supremacy the opioid crisis affirmation affirmative action police brutality reparations nuclear energy censorship and freedom of speech

speech and atheism those are all the controversial topics to avoid in conversation um i mean talk about whatever you want but those are like i mean i don't even know you know what's crazy i'm definitely one of those people and i hate to admit it about myself but since we're talking about opinions and i was just going down that list i am definitely one of those types of people who have a um very surface level understanding of hot button topics and issues in this day and age like the last few years you know COVID all what what were these topics like let me think of a couple I can like um like universal health care I couldn't talk all day long about

that like I have a general understanding like a very surface level understanding right same goes for gun control uh immigration reform um transgender rights the opioid like all of it all of these things like i could give you a couple sentences on and that's about it and i wish i was the type of person who had a better education or i educated myself more on these um and really understood them through and through but it's just like i don't know i i don't know it's like i'd rather talk about how ketchup and hot sauce belong in the fridge and how fucking um what's another hot take i had or like a opinion i had oh yeah standing on the bottom of a lake is the worst thing ever I don't know I I yeah enough about that I mean I'm fine it's not like

super important that I'm fully educated on all of these topics it would be nice like it would be nice maybe what I do is I pick one and then I like read about it for I dedicate like a week to learning about it just anyways um I'm gonna end with this another advice of the day okay another uh thing I want to promote for you listening is to how would I say this um I'm drawn to people that have opinions and thoughts and ideas about the world and you know life going on around them I'm I think those people are interesting charismatic fun like entertaining good to be around and fun to talk to and so maybe that's something like what I'm advising or something I would I'm trying to promote today is

like be more like me okay have an opinion about whether or not you like your cake cold or room temperature like I just noticed this like when I follow people when I watch people and they're talking about their opinions on things I'm like oh I like that person and I think that's a positive like I think it's good to like yeah have some thoughts and some opinions on shit and not and to not be wishy-washy and go with the flow and just like flying in the wind and now with social media it's like people aren't they don't form an opinion based on firsthand experience they base it off of what they heard someone else say and this is because of podcasts and you know influencers and tiktok videos like people are sharing their ideas all day long all the time around the clock

you're tuning in you're listening you're subscribing or and you like that person then you share that same opinion or that thought just because you like that person they said it and it's really easy to do and you don't even realize you're doing it I do this myself and I've noticed like um it's like that's fine but like you definitely need to before you i guess what am i fucking saying this is like i'm hitting a wall we can't tell this is the end of the show just like think about okay for example everyone loves celsius or no excuse me everyone loves prime prime hydration prime i always say prime hydration i don't think hydration's in the in the name logan paul ksi prime and the other day i this is me

telling you how I have an opinion on something this is so dumb I on my last episode did a review and said that I don't like it as much as Celsius or Alani I have an Alani next to me and that was from my firsthand experience of drinking a prime and going hmm you know I know this is popular right now and you know like everyone loves it but like I don't love it I didn't think it tasted good at all well it had a weird aftertaste so that's just an example like think when you think like when you form opinions based on your own experiences and I think it's good if if you're maybe to write them down I don't know like I wrote literally I wrote them all down on a note on my phone um it's kind of fun it kind of it's a good like thought exercise or mental exercise

like what do I think about and why do I think about it that way or yeah I don't know um maybe if you're trying to, like, yeah, just, like, be more well-rounded as a person, I don't know, like, think about what you like and don't like and why and, fuck, I don't know, was that a good ending? Yeah, there's this, there's a person I follow on my Instagram who I love and they're are always I swear every story because they talk about their story I'm like they've just thought things through and through it could be like them putting a fucking pot in the dishwasher and they have an opinion about the spokes on the dishwasher on the bottom rack like that specific like I just I'm so entertained by that and I think it's so interesting and fun and so I guess that's what

I'm trying to suggest like have a little you know brainstorm session with yourself it's like yeah it's fun I don't know that's from me just I had fun when I did it so and I had fun podcasting today even though it got a little bit judgmental and a little mean um people are I mean I've been saying this literally since I was probably like 18 it's just like America's gone too soft everyone's fucking soft now it's just like yeah um what did I write at the bottom of this note I think this is from my last podcast yeah I gotta get ready for my sushi day um hope you enjoy this episode I had so much fun like Alexa off um yeah that's my favorite thing to do I'm really happy right now

I always get this like when I finish podcasting and I stop recording the rest of my day is like I'm like fucking just having a good time like I wow you know find your passion and pursue it that's also my advice find your passion and pursue it go all in like life is there's just just don't settle don't be complacent don't get too comfortable with your nine-to-five if that's you know like good on you like I do it too like you know but if you've got a passion about something and you're not chasing it you're selling yourself short you know that's just like you just fuck I just want to be like it's like do the thing do something every day or what

what could you do every day without um and never get sick of or yeah I think that's the quote for me it's podcasting and golf obviously oh my god I'll just share a little insight a little BTS Jacqueline Monroe show information with you right now um the other night I went out for a couple drinks with Corey and we got like tuna tartare and some fucking what else did we get I'm saying the f-word so much today my grandma will not be proud I think she listens and literally has a pencil and a paper and tally marks how many times I say fuck um love you grandma shout out grandma I'm kidding um we went out and got some like yeah tuna tartar what else we got um crab cakes so good and we were talking about my podcast and I was like the number the thing I've never

done is on my show here is I've never niched down I've never chosen a lane and driven down it a hundred percent where I'm like I am a podcast host that only talks about um indoor plants and growing indoor plants or I just talk about makeup or I just you know um it's all over the place right it's my show the Jacqueline Monroe show welcome to my life whatever I want to talk about is what we talk about it's all it's very general but you're so so anyways the conversation went like this it was like jacqueline you love podcasting you also love golf like i have the same bug and obsession and love of golf that i do for podcasting so he's like why don't you just be do like a golf podcast and be a golf

just go double down on golf because you'll never get sick of it you like you know what i mean so was thinking about that i'm like fuck it's just a little daunting to like fully brand myself as like that as like a golf chick and like my podcast is golf related my content i post is all golf related like but i see there's a lot of value in niching down you can cultivate i feel like your audience you'll actually like find an audience or like grow an audience faster and better and it'll be like higher more engaged because every time you talk and open your mouth or post something they know what they're getting but with me it's like you're getting all the all the things right so like i don't know if i'm gonna do that back you know this is a little bts

little inside information for you but like um maybe like i'll marinate on it for a little bit it and think about it um but yeah anyways that's like all I want to do this weekend golf golf golf golf golf um swings coming together I've I think I figured out the release if you even know what that means I don't know who's listening the golfs um but yeah I feel like I'm starting to look like I've or my golf swing starting to like an actual golf swing which is exciting um so yeah anyways I need to get ready for my date relationship tip never stop dating each other what other advice could I my mom texted me wait what did she say she goes you should do an advice

segment um start an advice segment you are so good shout out mom i know you're listening she listens to every episode yeah that'd be kind of fun doing like a like send me uh how would i do it so it's like anonymous because i'm sure people would want to be anonymous email there's a way to do it i'll look into it but let me know do you want me to do an advice segment would that be a fun addition to the show um these boys outside are about to watch the game you can just tell they're all dressed up and i don't know what team that is march madness some some team participating in march madness

who are you rooting for um send a or post a comment below so this is so shit i need to wrap um um thank you for listening thank you for being here i hope you enjoyed the show um why do i laugh the entire time do i have that david dobrik thing where he like i feel like in his little four minute fucking 20 second vlogs or whatever he did back in the day or i don't know he still does them i remember someone commenting on david dobrik style i forget who who this was and they were they made a comment about how he giggles kind of all the time like as he talks he's like a good you know I feel like I do that and it's just me that's like

my natural um I'm not purposely doing it I think I honestly it's because I have a lot of fun here and I make myself laugh or I laugh at what I'm talking about and um yeah so anyways um if you like this episode please subscribe to the show I'm on apple spotify google podcast breaker stitcher wherever you listen to podcasts please hit that subscribe button I'm here once a week and head over to YouTube subscribe to my YouTube channel this will now be on YouTube uh and oh my god I'm so rusty instagram.com Jesus follow me on Instagram at Jacqueline Monroe and finally if you want to support the show and support my uh real estate uh investing endeavors and my if you want to support the show and support my future farming uh farm life in southern

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