The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 337- Meta Verified, The Masters, Palm Springs with the Pups, Trump Arrest, and MORE!!

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

Today I talk about attending my first Passover Seder, Meta Verified going live in the US, rooting for Brooks Koepka at The Masters, my Palm Springs getaway weekend with the pups, the Stanley Cup flavored water TikTok trend, toxic chemicals found in Lululemon leggings, defining hot boy swagger with Cory, and MORE! Thanks for listening, ILYSM!! :) BECOME A PATRON! https://www.patreon.com/tjms KEEP IN TOUCH! - INSTAGRAM » https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/  - TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe  EMAIL THE SHOW! [e-mail]  SPONSORS Spotify for Podcasters

What's up guys? It's episode 337. Welcome back to the show! I don't ever slow up. No, I don't take shit. I got no love for the fake news. If you wanna play tough and wanna hate this, I'll always show up and make a statement. I don't ever slow up. No, I don't take shit. I got no love for the fake news. If you wanna play tough and wanna hate this, I'll always show up and make a statement. Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. hi what's up how's your week going i'm just sitting here living the dream laying low in a hoodie

uh in a green hoodie watching the masters drinking black coffee looking outside at beautiful palm trees and sunshine I'm podcasting alone no one bothering me get to talk about whatever I want um I'm going to Palm Springs this weekend I'm gonna lay by a pool and get a nice tan drink some cocktails okay what else is going I got the cutest dogs in the world I got a nice boyfriend and shit I don't know my life's good right now I just like to talk about it because you know what it's all about inspiration when you're an influencer you gotta inspire people got to influence people I'm trying to influence you to manifest your goddamn dreams because it's

not that hard honestly the only difference between you and the people that are that have what you want is that they're doing it period so yeah that's it the people that take action versus the people that don't have what you want so take action there's your life advice of the day um cool so yeah I'm hungover I went to Passover last night I was forced to drink a lot of wine um it was my first time so I've I was born and raised Catholic I've never like been to a Passover dinner I've heard of like every year when this comes around I see people are like having their Passover Seder or whatever it's like they're gathering they're having this dinner it's a Jewish thing it's a Jewish Jewish tradition Jewish Jewish

holiday and I like it glazes over I like glaze over I don't really like think about what it what exactly it is so this was the first year I'm actually invited to one right and I get to bring a dish I get to participate in all the rituals and read out of read the scriptures and the Hebrew or whatever in the book and um I think one point I was like dipping my finger in wine and putting it on my plate and that was symbolizing something I was also dipping parsley in a vinegar like uh substance and then eating it that was like the first thing we did we also speaking of like drinking a lot of wine we had to like finish our wine or like we had to finish four glasses and i had to lean to the left and drink which was the most like gangster shit the

jews fucking decided to make a ritual or whatever like i don't know why we were doing that so yeah was a really good experience I was like you know what I mean like it was fun to like read out of the book do the do the rituals and eat the food there's a part where we're where we're putting we had matzah and we had to make this like little pizza thing with matzah horseradish is Louie's like eating Jimmy's head off right now holy shit he squealed we took we took matzo we put horseradish and this like apple cinnamon chutney thing on it so we had matzo horseradish apple chutney stuff and then we ate it and I think you could

put lettuce on it too I don't know why that was just like there was like a sheet of lettuce but for some reason that combo was like fucking great and I don't know like I was I wasn't expecting it so yeah i had a great time went to passover um what else is going on i mentioned i'm going to palm springs this weekend we're taking the dogs and there's going to be a pool there so if you know anything about english bulldogs they immediately sink when they get into when they get into a body of water so he'll be wearing a life jacket and he'll be under a hundred or full-time full-time surveillance um unfortunately i didn't get invited to the uh tea time i don't get to golf with the boys so i'll be literally like babysitting

three dogs and chilling all weekend which is fine because i'm looking forward to tanning and laying out and um honestly i'm probably gonna edit clips of this podcast and make tiktoks and shit so so excited for this weekend what else is happening masters is going on right now i've been watching that all week um literally just it started yesterday uh i think brooks is in the lead right now he's minus 10 is that what it is yeah um honest honestly i'm rooting for him like i just yeah but i i wanted rory to win I just pulled up what does it say Brooks Kepka said his live decision would have been tougher had he been this healthy why am I reading this fucking Instagram post um yeah I wanted Rory to

win but he's not not doing so hot so so far but um the weather's supposed to get crazy today I don't know so yeah I've been watching the masters and go I'm going to Palm Springs I really wanted to um pull up some bullshit tiktoks i came across um i want to talk about the instagram verification the blue check mark thing um what else is happening in the world trump getting arrested uh andrew tate andrew tate's on house arrest he's like out of jail i don't want to talk about that actually i don't fucking care um what else is happening in the world oh in depressed and depressing news something that happened this week was um hold on we're also going to talk about stanley um the stanley cup and stanley flavored water because that's a trend right now and i

want to shit on it and talk about how stupid it i'm going to play a tiktok of a girl literally putting coffee syrup in plain water and like combining different flavors to make like orange dreamsicle water and fucking birthday cake water and shit so yeah I'm just taking a sip out of my water that's why I said that um what was I just saying oh the gun control protest uh the elementary school children gun control protest outside of my my place the other day so yeah earlier this week I'm like working and I'm hearing children scream on the top of their lungs they had signs there's like a pack of I'm gonna say like 50 of them they were like what do we want gun control when do we want

it now and then they're like stop shooting children or stop murdering kids stop murdering kids what else do they say um yeah stop yeah it's like stop shooting children stop shooting children stop killing children stop um yeah so there's like an intense elementary school protest happening and I I was just thinking about it like while it's happening and I'm like that did not that wasn't a thing when I went to elementary school and I can only imagine being a kid now and how scary it would be um to sit in class and like wonder you know any moment is it gonna be is it gonna be my school is gonna be my classroom they're gonna come to like um so yeah that was like something fucking wild to experience like seeing these little kids

scream like that and um honestly if I was in second grade I would probably be pro um or like anti-gun i'm you know i'm pro uh i i believe in uh the second amendment i think that you know people have the right to arm themselves in this country and i'm um yeah but it's just fucking wild like being an adult thinking one thing versus like thinking of yourself as a kid how that can change over the course of your life and that's what happens when you get older I feel like do people get more conservative as they age and they're more liberal when they're younger like college-aged kids are usually really liberal and then over time I don't know

anyway so yeah that happened this week um the Instagram verification check mark um service so instagram is offering anyone a blue check mark now if they pay like is it 15 bucks a month 11.99 i've seen like a couple numbers so yeah that's a little strange um when like people here's what it is for me like that's in my opinion that's something that is like earned it's not for everyone it's an exclusive thing that it separates people and puts you know what I mean it's like almost like a necessary social hierarchy thing and like it's psychologically when you come across a profile with a blue check mark it's got a little more like weight to credibility whatever cloud I don't know but now that like your librarian can get a blue check

mark it's kind of like it ruins it for everyone who's like trying to fucking you know make it big on social media or like be a public figure like that and maybe someone who I think what they're trying to do is everyone honestly everyone who did it's on they're a sucker and Instagram's making money and I feel like it makes people like just regular ass people who bought it look stupid no offense I know I have a lot of listeners probably follow me or like know me and I'm saying that about you but like you just kind of look like yeah like a sucker like you because Instagram's probably I don't know how much they've already made from that but um it just kind of like it's like what the fuck you know um verification it's like forever anyone who pays for it so does that

something i've heard and i i'm not gonna research it or or read about it which is a theme of the show i've kind of come to peace with the fact that i am the type type of content creator um public speaker podcast host who doesn't do her research or does a very minimal browse of the shit she talks about um before recording and yeah doesn't really know it like the back of her hand so like that's just kind of my that's what that's what you get here sometimes certain topics other topics depends what it depends what I'm talking about obviously but I've been kind of in my head like I'm kind of hard on myself about that because I'm like Jacqueline you should know more about the stuff you're talking about and I'm like

why don't you spend a little more time researching and reading and we're just having a casual conversation it's like i picked up the phone i'm like hi how are you this is what i heard about and then i just i just kind of like shoot the shit about it for like a couple seconds say my two cents maybe i'll read an article or something and we'll move on you know what i mean this isn't an in-depth in-depth analysis on fucking meta and the blue check mark roll out and how much money they've made so far you know um yeah so um I don't really know what else to say about it to be honest oh what was I saying about oh um yeah something I've heard is that the benefit of buying the blue check mark is that

you'll your content will be like prioritized or like put in front of your followers ahead of other people that aren't verified I don't know something like that and yeah so I'm just like it's kind of dumb it's like now it's like kind of like okay so this is now happening so I don't know like didn't Twitter did this right whatever i'm just kind of like i i'm like not into it i think it's a dumb thing that they did and um yeah like cool all right um jeremy renner accident don't talk about that yeah jeremy renner i saw this was this on bbc news he um was in a snowplow accident

and he got like ran over by it so he was crushed by snowplow to save his nephew in his first full interview since the uh since the incident okay here we go i screamed by the way when i went under the thing marvel actor jeremy renner has recalled my recording yeah hi has recall the moment he was crushed by snowplow to save his nephew in first full interview since the accident shit runner broke more than 30 bones in an accident he told abc's diane sawyer was my mistake after jumping out of the vehicle vehicle and leaving it running you shouldn't be outside the vehicle when you're operating it you know what i mean it's like driving a car with one foot out of the car he said he then recalled the moment he went underneath the plow saying i

was awake through every moment pain is everything it's like if your soul could feel pain he said oh fuck tap the link in our bio to read the full shit so he broke 30 bones i mean he was saving his nephew is that what was that is that what he did what are the comments um praying for his quick recovery yeah they made it sound like saving his nephew was a mistake people are like why is it still in the news is this old news i don't know i just saw it i follow bbc on bbc news on instagram and it came up um this is so random but i was just listening to it over like the last day or two um because i'm a big fan of the h3 podcast and if any of you have heard about the selena gomez

hayley bieber uh bullying and that whole drama with the eyebrows and hayley throwing shade and whatever if you've heard anything about that i reckon i recommend you go listen to the latest h3 podcast episode with um olivia she's one of the members of or like the she's on the crew Olivia just broke down with like an she she made like an 87 slide presentation recapping the entire relationship of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez since like 2009 and then she peppers in like when Hailey was involved and like what Hailey did and what Justin did it's so it's so thorough and I was so invested like after a few after a few of the slides while she was going through I'm like oh my god like this is stuff I like kind of heard about but she goes

she goes hard with it so um yeah I thought that was really well done and it really it just really showcases what I already thought um which is that Hailey Bieber's fucking mean girl and I didn't know like you're adults this shit is so immature you're 30 you know like it's like what the fuck you know but anyways I found out that um through this presentation that literally Selena and Justin dated for on and off for like eight years and then there's like cheating there's a lot of bullshit along the way and um Justin when Haley and Justin started dating they dated for a month got engaged and got married a month later so like I get like how hard that would have been for sleep like you just dated a guy on and off for eight years first of all she put up put up a lot of

bullshit she just she should have walked in my opinion like you know she didn't really like walk away when she should have and it was very toxic and all that but you know can't falter we've all been there um but yeah it must have been like it was such a mind fuck probably for like just like a month or two after and then they're fucking married and i was just with that guy for eight years you were just officially with him for two months like yeah um but anyways go watch that episode or listen to it it's very um well done and shout out Olivia on the H3 podcast for uh putting that together I think she said it took her a week um that's like dedication I'm not in so thing I like about H3 the H3 podcast is that I don't deep dive into pop culture and like

internet drama I don't really read about it I don't really follow it but I like listening to other people talk about it it's for me like that does that's enough like they go through all the drama and all that and I just like I don't know it's just such a great comfy podcast it's my comfy podcast um yeah um so anyways next should I talk about this Stanley fucking flavored water the stanley okay so this stanley tumblr i'm holding go on youtube or go on is it illegal to have i i don't think you can like see the whole tv it's like my tv on behind me um like it's the masters is that probably not okay for to post publicly it's like what do you call that like um pirating

streaming content that's you're not your property or some shit I don't fucking know I should know all the rules but I don't I'm getting so hot it's a time of year here in California where like a certain at a certain time of the day it like the temperature goes from like it was cool it was kind of breezy to like fucking hot and now i'm in this hoodie and i'm sweating and thank god i'm not wearing pants once again podcasting with no pants on it's the best um living the goddamn dream so yeah so this stanley cup is everywhere when i go to my gym it's like so comical i'll be in the sauna and i look to my left and right and it's like I think most of the girls there have like the 40 ounce one I think I got the

I got the 30 ounce one because I didn't want the big handle I just wanted it to be more like sleek so I look to my left and right and it's like pink Stanley white Stanley tan Stanley blue Stanley it's like everyone's got a fucking Stanley some girls have like stickers and shit bedazzled like people are starting there's so I got on Stanley Cup TikTok and flavored water stanley cup flavored water tiktok i started looking up those um accounts because someone mentioned it i was like what the fuck and they're now like what do these remind me of these cups are now like the new like we've been here before but it was a different product it wasn't a was it a cup it's almost like i have a starbucks bedazzled starbucks cup is it kind of like that it's like

the new because people collect the Starbucks tumblers you know what I mean like they're really into like their Starbucks tumbler collection and they like have a whole entire cupboard in their pan or in their kitchen dedicated to their tumblers I know Trisha Paytas is like she's like the queen of her Starbucks tumblers anyways I feel like that's kind of the new Stanley's kind of like the new yeah whatever what am I saying because people are like decorating these and like they're putting like decals on them and selling them and shit the other thing they're doing is they're putting syrup syrup how do I say that syrup syrup syrup syrup maple syrup maple syrup maple syrup I think I'm a syrup girl

they're putting flavored syrup like sugar-free syrup i'm overthinking now into their water and it's like a thing i'm gonna play a tiktok right now this girl and i'm like you have to i i think i commented i was like is this a joke um and not to profile but it's usually like the most unhealthy looking broads doing this where they're like trying to drink more water and they got their new stanley cup and you know they're on their health journey and they're so excited because now they're gonna drink they're actually gonna drink water uh you know instead of doing it once a week they're gonna drink water once a day I'm so mean and um yeah anyway anyways let me just play it

it's just so I'm like they're so serious about it another one bites the dust let's go hi internet let's make our final water of the day to preface this is actually not my recipe this is a sweet but snarky's recipe for birthday cake water so i've been trying to buy the birthday cake skinny syrup forever and it's been sold out i don't know if they're not making it anymore but apparently this water tastes similar so i'm really excited to try it our usual grab your favorite 40 ounce one sec so the the skinny syrup the birthday cake skinny syrup like these are the these are also the the bitches at tj maxx in that aisle like at the in the snack aisle you know what the what am i saying like it's the t it's tj maxx vibes it's starting my health journey i'm overweight and i

need to drink more water vibes it's um into like what other shit it's just like there's a type you know and this they're all drinking this fucking flavored water but um I'm just envisioning the reason I said that TJ Maxx snack aisle is because I'm envisioning all those syrups they have like the coffees they have the the teas they have it's like syrup all the pumps of syrup syrup for the coffees and then they have literally like candles next to that so anyways here we go I'm using my Stanley 35 ounces of water and about five ounces of ice or whatever to your preference now for the syrups we're going to be using cotton candy so you're going to do I like it sweet just a warning but I'm going to do one two three four pumps of cotton candy now the next syrup for the

cake flavor you're gonna use vanilla almond do one two three pumps of the vanilla almond okay you know the drill mix mix mix until all of those flavors are combined I just really love how beautiful the cotton candy syrup makes this water so cute okay now time for the taste test I'm so excited about this one oh my god happy birthday to me this is so good you know I love her energy and her enthusiasm about her birthday cake water like you know what I mean it's kind of it's like it's sweet it's really sweet but what the fuck you know stop it's just it's another one of those things where I'm like yeah is this a joke like are you for real like pudding chemically syrup like sugar-free

birthday cake flavor what else did she put in but she put like a two flavor thing she put like something else like dulce de leche i don't fucking know but um yeah just it doesn't sound good for the the kidneys the liver the body i don't know i want to talk as a diet coke um connoisseur connoisseur i'm not gonna say it as a diet i actually stopped buying them okay i went to costco for the last i bought my last pack costco diet cokes a couple weeks ago i came home cory reprimanded me he's like i thought we weren't gonna do it i'm kidding we're it's like a diet coke household here ever ever since i met him in grocery shopping for us and stuff like i've been stocking the fridge with diet

cokes and um i think we made a decision like a month or so ago we're like we're not gonna buy for the house we're just gonna go get them at dinner or like you know if we're out at 7 11 or something on a hot day we'll get one but it's not like we have it here 24 7 because I'd be like at night like next to my bed I'd look next to my bed at night and I'm like reading a book I've got my aromatherapy on I'm fucking you know just showered did my skincare routine I'm staring at a diet coke on my nightstand like bitch stop like you need to this this I know it's not like the worst thing ever and I know there's been a lot of like debunking of aspartame's like negative effects and links to like cancer like there's been a lot of like analysis um like it's not I I fucking I

work out like seven days a week okay I eat really fucking healthy for the most part here and they're having diet coke or like having one once a day I don't think it's gonna kill me but it I don't honestly when i really think about it i don't feel that great after i drink them because i'll have one maybe at like 5 p.m kind of at the end of the work day i'm like you know okay i'm gonna take the dogs out i just need a little something a little perky moment here in the in the bod and i'll sip a diet coke i'll do that little you know open it open it up and gives me that little boost i need or whatever but um i kind of feel like shit after i drink them lately it's probably because i'm getting i feel like i'm getting more um healthy from all these goddamn green

smoothies i've been drinking my body's like rejecting like chemicals and like or it's like not feeling good after i eat fake sugar and shit so there's this other chick she made another video about flavored water i don't know it's dole whip flavored okay first of all did you did we did we hear this I love oh wait did we hear this hi friends what'd she say hi friends if you listened to two episodes ago you you know how I feel about that one um the hi friends introduction on your Instagram story on your TikTok it's hi friends hi friends I fucking it makes my skin it makes crawl. Like I hate it. It's, it's very triggering. So whenever I hear it, I'm like, shut the fuck up. Okay. Don't be a nice person. Okay. Don't greet your friends as high friends. I think

that's fucking stupid. It's, it's just one of those things like with social media and you probably feel the same way. You have your, your, um, the things that annoy you, but when you see this same shit all the time it starts to bug you and then over time you just like yeah that's where I'm at um but she made dole whip flavored hi friends welcome to water talk where people get their panties in a wad over a drink let's show you a recipe that I love so many of you told me that I should incorporate some syrups which I've been very like weary of but I did it okay so I'm not gonna play her whole video but i do remember watching it she had a container like a lazy susan acrylic i think she got that at tj maxx honestly where she got the syrups because like that's where

they those are around the corner got the coffee got the tea you got the flavored syrups you got the candles around the corner you got all the the uh organization acrylic drawers and um tchotchkes for your apples and your fridge and shit and your eggs you put your individual eggs and you take them out you put them in a little container you know what i'm fucking talking about but i remember she had this like lazy susan thing with these like packets almost like crystallite packets and she was mixing those like a little she'd do like a a quarter of a packet of grape rush powder fucking kool-aid i don't even know what these things are are they like um little almost like a liquid iv but some something else i don't know zip fizz like what are these

packets i don't really know what they are but they're like a trend right now they're like a thing do like a quarter of the grape rush with like um a couple pumps of orange syrup and then like a little bit a little bit more of a different packet it's like this they're potion these are like um we talked about the crystal bitches from last week uh i did not come up with that tim dylan did and now it's like the fucking the water witches they're fucking mixing the syrups and their water and they're making potions it's like just drink fucking water like put a lemon in it fuck pisses me off another that's another trigger now i have enough i have another thing to be irked by. I wonder how many girls in the sauna are drinking this flavored

water while they're working. I'd be like, what flavor is yours today? You know, like it's just so wild. It's not as worse as NyQuil chicken, that trend. I mean, what other stupid food trends have I seen on the internet? Like, yeah. Anyways, there's another, we're just hanging out. So I'm just gonna play like tiktoks and shit i found my new favorite thing okay i found my new favorite tiktok my new favorite uh artist my new favorite country singer okay it's fucking kanye west all right this is an ai generated kanye west uh country song listen to how good this sounds can i play that is this like gonna sound too much like the original night it's like copyright i don't know

it's a fucking bop okay there's this one too I'm going to play this whole thing. It's too good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That is just too good. So in my life, like I didn't until this year, I didn't realize how insanely clean um or in good and perfected AI is and like how

it like that's Kanye's voice but it's not actually him singing it you know it's an AI generated voice vocal it's of him singing I don't know like it just blows my mind how good AI is right now and um it's making me it's making me excited for the future because I'm like what I'm still here's where I'm at I don't know if you're here too I'm kind of like okay I've heard of chat gbt I know there's like obviously these AI voice voiceovers they can basically take my voice and like I can write something and it could read over it and then it would sound exactly like me i know there's that but i'm kind of like i'm trying to wrap my head around like what's the application of all this or how could i use it in my life and like what you know like what else can

it do because people are like i'm sure there's gonna be a lot of people making money because of this ai chat gbt shit like they're gonna they're gonna be the ones that figure it out like oh how could I use this and become a multi-millionaire in like two years because it's gonna make things so much easier and accelerate the process of whatever system I need to build out or fucking email I need to send I don't know like it's it's so good you know so um yeah the Kanye West fucking country TikTok what is it what is it called um Kanye Western AI eye um yeah it's just crazy chasenier this is kanye south i'm so sweaty right now it's so hot and i'm drinking black coffee is my my makeup is probably

melting off i actually got this new hd setting powder from nyx because the lady at the at the CVS um makeup department influenced me to buy it and it's like very good it's like so good um yeah I've been using this other setting powder that's more it's like a thicker powder it's like a it's not as finely milled and I feel like you can really see it on the skin but this nyx one is like weightless invisible perfect it perfects now that i'm on video you know i gotta look snatched all times i don't like this angle okay i'm gonna be honest i got a hooded eye all right i got a fucking blake light blake lively hooded eye it's not i don't think this is extreme but this angle's not helping it okay it's making me look squinty eyed um

i try not to look at myself on camera i don't really i have to edit the video obviously and make it make tiktok clips and shit but like i i need to figure out a new angle i'm in a new apartment now my old studio was like all set up right but we're still figuring out the setup here um anyways in other news um fucking what else what am I going to what's up what's coming up I'm going to LA next weekend I'm going to Palm Springs okay Palm Springs this weekend LA next weekend I think San Francisco is canceled I'm going to a LA the last weekend of the month then I'm going on an exciting trip in May for my one year anniversary and then I'm going to fucking I'm going to an island I'm not going

to say what island I'm going to an island in July teaser why do I tease you guys like I tell you everything is like I'm going to an island going to fucking Maui I'm so excited um I love July it's my birthday month and um yeah so I have like fun shit coming up um what else is going on let me look at my camera roll i got new golf shoes i got a new bikini for this weekend um yeah let me just go through my camera roll what have i been eating sometimes i take pictures of my food oh my god i made the best salad the other day and i know it's like boring right it's a salad but i put i'll tell you exactly how i made it because it's like or is that is that boring it's the combo the combo was weirdly very good together

it's kind of like a greek cob salad combo greeks it was like greek salad ingredients with cob salad ingredient ingredients no that's boring i mean honestly i just put like bacon you put bitches like you put bacon in a salad it's gonna be good it doesn't matter what else you put in it it's like you have bacon crumbles in there honestly so it was like lettuce with kalamata olives i love olives okay lettuce kalamata olives red onion goat cheese um slivered almonds and then i did crumbled up bacon like really crunchy crumbled up bacon and then my dressing was red wine vinegar salt and pepper and like a squeeze of lemon fucking amazing and then i put fuck it we put ground turkey on top bitch okay this is a ground turkey household we eat that

shit like it's cereal here like I've never eaten so like why don't we buy honestly I feel like red meat based on my follower followership of the maniverse man what do they call it the man it's like the alpha man universe on the internet the fucking meathead universe based on my followership and what I've seen them post over the last like handful of years like I know red meat's great I know it's good for my soul and good for my body um but we're eating a lot of poultry ground poultry here and I think we're just kind of in a routine with it but like maybe we should but that's kind of gross to me like I feel like eating a lot of ground turkey is not gross but like if I eat a lot of ground beef or like ground bison's actually

fucking great um am I swearing I'm swearing a lot right now like I sense it um yeah I feel like I'd be grossed out after a while if I just had like a bowl of ground beef in the fridge and I was just constantly like picking at that it's disgusting um do I have any golf updates okay i'm golfing i'm seeing here what other shit happened this week oh i watched the the finals the um uconn versus sandy san diego state so cory went to san diego state cory's my boyfriend if you're new hi welcome to the show please hit that subscribe button please review the show right now if you're enjoying yourself if you're liking this okay you're having a good time uh be a participant in

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review the show click that boom done easy be a participant in the success of this podcast help other people find out about the show um I'm literally resting my microphone on my fupa right now and I do have one because I ate a smoothie and it's kind of making me bloated because I used Corey's protein powder instead of mine because I ran out of my protein powder and his I think has like it's whey or something and that makes me bloated and I have to be in a bikini this weekend I'm not excited right now that I have a fucking fupa but I'm resting it on my I love podcast the shit I fucking say on here you know like last night at the Passover dinner I was meeting new people and you know I wasn't I don't really come out of my shell the the only time I

honestly feel like I'm out of my goddamn shell is when I'm on this show when I'm podcasting it's because I'm by myself right I feel so comfortable it's like bitch why aren't you like this all the time you know like why aren't you like this I meet new people I'm kind of like you know like I'm more quiet um but what am I saying oh I had to read out of the Passover book was I gonna say this the guy across me goes um so I was reading the paragraph I was like being kind of theatrical whatever he's like oh my god you should have a podcast deal it should be a podcast so I was like bitch I have one hi I am um it's kind of funny I don't think I was gonna say that oh just how like wild like yeah because i'm at this dinner party it's like hi i have a podcast

and then people like follow me they look the new people i met new friends whatever it's like if you were to listen to the show you'd be like you weren't like that in real life like what the fuck you know like i wasn't expecting or like this is like a different side i feel that's not good because my favorite type of people period are the people that are like it doesn't matter if they're meeting the queen of england god rest her soul shit doesn't matter if they're meeting um bill clinton or it's like it doesn't matter if they're meeting um like elon musk or um the janitor at the mcdonald's on their road trip and it's like in the middle of oklahoma like doesn't matter if they're talking to that janitor or Elon Musk or Oprah or whatever they're the same

vibe same person same personality they don't really alter themselves or how they act based on who they're talking to and those are like the those are the best people because it's like they're so free they don't give a fuck they're just like and honestly I strive to be that way because I think when you put when you mentally put people on a pedestal when you're meeting them if you know that they're like you know something special or like you know whatever it's just like it's so that's such a pointless fucking thing to do it's so like it it's all in your head it's not it's all bullshit it's not real so yeah anyways where should we go from here um i need to paint my toenails i already shaved so that's good um i'm kind of tan i don't need a

spray tan because i'm gonna be tanning at the pool this weekend i need to get dog food i need to pack um honestly i want to hit balls i just fucking i'm pissed like going to palm springs and i got tasked tasked with babysitting the dogs instead of going golfing but it is what it is i'm actually i'm excited it'll be relaxing and i'm on i'm not good enough yet to play 18 well i could play 18 holes probably i could do like a full round of golf it would take a long ass time i'd it'd be bad it would not be i'm just not good yet the thing is is like i'm i'm working on my fundamentals i'm learning the language of golf the lingo okay there's so many little terms to know and ways of phrasing things and it's so funny because cory like

whenever whenever I mess up he always corrects me and I'm just like look I'm not I'm like it's not that serious serious and he's like yeah it kind of is you don't want to sound like an idiot out there when you're playing and you're saying the wrong thing um like I think I said golf game and he's like no it's round it's like yo duh fucking chocolate idiot um thing is is I'm yeah I'm working on my fundamentals I'm getting the basics down and when it comes to like actually playing because I played nine holes a couple weekends ago it's just so it's like fucking different than like going to the range or like putting on the little putting green for an hour it's like there's just so much more going on there's so many more

like factors or like um obstacles obviously to hit the ball around and um making perfect contact you only have one shot one opportunity to seize a moment what's that um what what song am i thinking of eminem yeah okay jack when you're rambling but yeah when you get up to the t-box it's like you don't get a fucking second try here bitch you better you know um yeah the first time i teed off and i played nine holes the other weekend it was the first hole I just completely I topped it and I just it went over to the left like you know maybe like 20 yards I don't know maybe not that far I was just like can I go again no you can't go again you cannot go again play where it lies play where it lies so um so it's like

frustrating because I'm like I just want to be able to play and make perfect contact every time but that's another issue is my clubs weren't um I didn't get fitted when I bought them it's like a set that everything came together in a box basically and it's from Callaway and yeah I didn't get them I didn't get fitted for clubs so I'm dealing with like angles that aren't perfect for me and like lengths of my shafts and you know it's not all aligned right with my body and how I you know stand and everything so kind of having to i don't know cory thinks that's making my shots more inconsistent which i agree with because techniques down pat for the most part and certain you know not all the time but for the most part it's pretty pretty solid i have a pretty solid

swing now and honestly it didn't take that fucking long when you look at my go back on my instagram go to october 7th i think i posted my golf swing or something there and then look now it's like Corey's always like you don't understand Jacqueline he's like this is why I'm hard on you or this is why I'm trying and he's not like hard on me about golf but he's like giving me a lot of constructive criticism help like he's trying to like you know give me the best chances of um getting better and like improving and anyways what am I saying um he's like you don't understand Jacqueline the progress you've made since in the last like six months takes most people like five years just just in terms of like

your swing and I don't know I think for me it's like natural not natural I'm naturally athletic I have a lot of um you know I'm muscular I feel like I have a lot of like body control or muscle to mind connection I'm visual when people like show me something I can like think about how my body would do that and like put it just like mimic it um and I also practice like I practice my swing a lot I go to the range like three or four times a week like so I'm I'm not like I'm taking it seriously so I think I've improved because of that and I got a coach um yeah anyways what am I saying um but yeah it's frustrating like when it comes to actually like going and playing golf it's like I suck I suck really bad it's humbling it's humbling but so fun I love

being out there I don't care if I suck if I you know shank it if I top it like I did on my first drive like I'm still having fun um so yeah should I just end the podcast do we want do I want to talk about maybe something I'm working on with my golf swing. Do you care? Um, I'm doubling down or I'm like niching down on golf a little bit. So what's this video? Oh, a video of me eating fish. How exciting. Why did I record myself eating that? Um, I kind of look like Jesus in this video not gonna lie do I look like Jesus I don't know what's that term androgynous face or whatever is that the term when you kind of pull masculine and feminine at the same time I think Jesus had kind of a feminine masculine vibe to his face he's rising from the dead this

weekend is that what wait is easter this weekend is it sunday is it easter sunday easter sunday 2023 april 9th oh shit um i don't know what i'm doing for easter huh so anyways um back to my golf swing I'm working on sitting or um on the downswing staying athletic over the ball and I'm putting the weight on the balls of my feet a lot of people like honestly when I watch people swings I'm like that's something they could easily fix just putting your weight more forward instead of being like on your heels basically and like being more upright so yeah staying athletic over the ball putting the weight on the balls of my feet and then backswings money right I don't have an issue with that it's the downswing when I

the first move I make I need to squat it's almost like yeah like you sit down and you stay over the ball because what I do when I do my when I look at my slow-mo is I kind of I start extending my right leg my um back leg and it kind of my body my upper body's going down but my hips are starting they kind of drive up a little bit so I'm trying to keep my hips down so that's something that's like the next thing I'm working on I figured out the release but it's it's not consistent I'm not always releasing the club so that's like also what I'm working on and something that's helped me a lot is imagining while I'm after I hit the ball I'm reaching I'm like shaking someone's hand but even more than that I'm

like reaching like I'm pulling a rope like I'm extending my right hand as far as I can reach um that's helped so much release the club so yeah um this has been a fun episode what else can I talk about I had matzo ball soup last night was so good it's from this restaurant here in San Diego San Diego called Milton's and I used to live by Milton's and I had heard about the matzo ball soup for the longest time everyone hyped it up everyone talked about it I literally lived 20 seconds away from it never got it it took me five years to have this soup and it was great my only critique on this matzo ball soup is it needed like I was like is there any freshly cracked pepper anywhere like could someone come over to the table with pepper I feel like that

of that would have made it better so um yeah kind of at a standstill here of you know what to talk about what to mention um you know I've kind of life updated you should I tell you what I ordered on Amazon recently is that exciting um why is my currency in euros bitch it's not not in Europe orders um bikinis are so like so what's the word frustrating bikinis frustrate me like I've literally got I have like four next to me I have to return I have ordered over the last like six months or so like on and off like I'll order new bikinis i've ordered i haven't found one yet i felt well yesterday was the first day i tried a bikini on

the order i get them on amazon because they're great honestly like they're cute whatever um i tried one on for the first time yesterday i was like wait i actually this is this is the one this is the shape this is the top that works these are the bottoms that work like holy shit it's so like touchy or whatever it's like the slightest little seam could hit wrong or like the clasp could hang weird or the bottoms could be too like granny panty not like Brazilian enough or too tight on the side or whatever and it's just like it won't work so or the problem for me is that the top versus the bottom size the one I got yesterday I got a small top don't know why or how that works but I got a small top and a small bottom and it fit perfect so

I finally found a bikini thank god that I'm like into that I like that I think I look good in um because like yeah they're just not I know there's like great bikini companies out there like um Frankie's what's Monday swimwear right there's like that one higher quality doesn't skims make bikinis now kylie i think makes bikinis um yeah i just go cheapo with amazon ones and i get disappointed it's like just jacqueline invest in a nice bikini that's you know like duh but um the reason i'm saying this it's like why am i talking about bikinis right i ordered another one it's coming today and i'm so excited i love amazon i love the time of day where I take my power nap and usually the timing of that and the Amazon delivery are back to back

so I wake up from my nap and refreshed just took my little snooze and then I look on my phone and I see oh it was delivered and then I see the little picture of the package at my door and then I go to my door and then I open it and then I do a little like try on I do a little whatever and then she's like the best um is it out for delivery oh wait delivered no arriving today by 10 p.m fuck i think we might be leaving to palm springs late tonight so better fucking get here because i think this is the one i want to wear it's a red one it's like a different the tops cut different but um what else is going on i want to like juice this up um trump got arrested cool what do we think of that um the instagram

verification check mark thing is stupid um we talked about that there's like i saw an article about lulu lemon leggings causing like radiation or some shit they're like linked to like literally women are getting mris and their pants are burning off themselves their lululemon leggings are like incinerating in their in the mri chamber because there's like some sort of like material or chemical in the material that's like yeah um let me just type this in lululemon leggings it's like these are the things you don't think about where like over time when you wear your lululemon leggings every single day it's like that and they're full of toxic shit like you're just like oh i'm just getting dressed and where am i it's like no bitch that's gonna

kill you that's gonna cause some sort of like tumor or cancer like it's like you can't win in this life every there's just there's to me when i look around the internet and i see posts about food or health and wellness shit or like now clothes it's like everything's gonna kill you just pick your poison like you know what I mean it's just like everything you can't be perfect you can try your best but like I'm looking at this Aveeno daily moisturizing lotion on my desk I'm like I know that's full of shit that should not be on my skin like I just know because it doesn't say organic all natural two ingredients that's probably on the toxic list and I should not use it like my makeup next to me like chemical city over here okay I saw something

that was like women on average apply like 500 different chemicals to their skin every single day or like put ingest like what the fuck I mean how did we get here okay I think I found this article um dangerous dangerous to wear news review lululemon align leggings for pregnancy talked toxic chemicals and sheen and other fast fashion clothing yeah there's like why can't i find the lululemon article i thought i've just found a um causing yeast infection causing cancer oh shit traces of toxic chemicals found in yoga pants they're pfas which are linked toxic chemicals like pfas linked to cancer

so here's the thing i'm not gonna read this because i don't want to i just like already know what it's gonna say like um i'm like oh shit okay my leggings my lululemon leggings have chemicals in them that are linked to cancer okay my makeup has shit in it that's linked to cancer my um you know my lotion my the fucking aspartame and my diet coke um the plastic just like holding my cell phone case is fucking with my estrogen it's like estrogen because it's plastic or something it's like giving me it's like estrogen estrogenic or some shit it's like make i don't know if that's a word that's bad it's like everything's bad everything's gonna kill you um this microphone I'm holding this plastic stand shout out um frameworks they make

great microphone stands um literally I just did a laundry a load of laundry I took those downy scent beads you put in the wash those can't be good you know everything's it's just like what the fuck do we do because the shit you're gonna buy the stuff that's cute stuff you want to put the makeup you want to wear it's like all yeah i don't know what i'm saying honestly it's just like work out like it's almost like working out eating healthy getting enough sleep maintaining like a low cortisol like low stress lifestyle isn't enough it's like well you could be doing all that but like unfortunately the chapstick you wore for 87 years or not it's like way too long like the first 40 years of your life gave you breast cancer like some shit you

wouldn't think of but it's also like an it's a compounding effect over time it like compounds right and um you know when I was in I think I was a junior in high school my mom got diagnosed with breast cancer and she was convinced because it was we don't have a family history or she doesn't she doesn't have the brackaging the spot she found it the lump was exactly where she used to put she used to wear sports bra and put her cell phone right there all the time under her bra and that's exactly where the so like there's an example of maybe potentially that could have caused it over time plus stress plus all this other all these external factors why am i talking about like chemicals and cancer right now not fun um anyways I think I'm gonna wrap it I just need

to um pack paint my nails get some dog food get out of this hot sweatshirt is my skin shiny shit um when am I gonna eat today I'm kind of snacky I had this I had a smoothie maybe I'll have smoked salmon I don't know why on a cracker that sounds great I feel like I'm this is like it could I could have gone harder I don't feel like I did I didn't go hard enough um let me just pull up I'll do the random question generator to round this out I'm not done even know I'm literally like my entire my legs are just completely soaked of sweat at this point I'm so uncomfortable but I don't feel like I don't feel like I'm done

um what is something you own that you have never used I usually get rid of things I don't use but like what's some random I don't know that's a dumb question. Do you have a favorite brand? A favorite brand? Um, Nike, um, Callaway, like Stanley cup. Yeah. This is like, okay. This is where it's like trailing off and it's like, holy shit. You're still listening. And then go like, can you believe it? Can you believe it? you're still here whenever I listen to podcasts though I'm like sometimes like they're talking out of their ass they're talking about nothing and I'm just having the best time ever so what's the last goal you set for yourself that you accomplished um well I wanted to start

okay okay I would consider golf and running like that's kind of like a goal i had last year was like was to um learn how to play golf and i'm doing that so i accomplished that i accomplished the month of february and march i ran literally for the whole month of february i didn't lift weights i didn't do anything else but run and I got my oh I quit my fucking you know what last year I was addicted to my my vape and I quit nicotine I completely quit that dirty habit and the the running the goal about the running goal was because I was sucking wind when I was lifting weights and my lungs like were not good and I was not I wasn't deep breathing like throughout the day I noticed I was really

short of breath all the time and I just felt like my breathing was all off so my goal for running was to um improve the reason I had that goal is to improve my lung um capacity strength stamina whatever endurance and start breathing normally again so that's the goal I accomplished I'm still running I do Monday Wednesday Friday runs Tuesday Thursday heavy lifts and then usually Saturday lifts um yeah so what other goals have I accomplished podcasting um on video I know it's like a broken record but like I'm on and off on this video thing but the last this is now the third week in a row I've podcasted on video um so what's like a big goal or a different goal something small

uh next question did you ever have oh did you ever have a huge rival was a rivalry was a rivalry friendly or fierce a rival have i ever had a rival it's kind of like one of those things where it was an invisible rivalry like an unspoken rivalry like a they knew it and I knew it but we're not it's not like we even know each other kind of vibe and then kind of in high school I would say but that was with sports I had rivals because I had to compete and I had to outdo my teammates to make the starting five or whatever and I was like I guess

that would be a rivalry but nothing like crazy nothing where I'm like yeah next question um what's your go-to funny story now but was horrendous at the moment oh my god where do I start my go-to funny story now what's like I don't know I feel like Corey he uses the term I got my teeth kicked in um yeah without getting specific I think I've gotten my teeth kicked in a lot in my 20s so far and I've had to learn a lot of and I'm speaking and I'm this is about um excuse me I'm referring to relationships with men so so yeah I've gotten my teeth kicked in i've had some hard knocks excuse me like tough times and um the what's your go-to story now but was a funny story now but was trying to say the moment now what i'm noticing is that i'm laughing

at it because of my because i know it i know like i've learned the lesson i've now i have the wisdom okay um what's the term hindsight is a blur no whatever um and I'm laughing at like how I I'm laughing at how I can't believe I was blind to so much bullshit and so many toxic male behavior things you know where I'm like oh my like it's such a ridiculous thing where I'm it's funny um but at the time it wasn't funny obviously horrible isn't that crazy though like your younger self it's like if you can only say like shit don't like wake up girl like come on like take off the rose-colored glasses bitch it's been a year like you know better like you can see through all this like you're like the amount of times I mean it's just all about like ignoring

ignoring red flags over and over and over again and it's like a year later you're still ignoring them and then shit savannah obviously um cory has zero red if you're curious not even joking zero red flags not i can't even yeah can't pick one can't even think of one which is so insane to me um like if I had to come I could come up with probably one or two and it would be like sometimes your tone of voice when you get mad at Jimmy is makes me triggered because I used to get yelled at in that tone of voice it's like that kind of shit it's like I literally have to like reach for it and yeah so um healthy relationships exist don't lose hope um relationships should not

cause stress or anxiety or fear or jealousy or insecurity like none of the above none of the above and if if you're involved in that if that's what you've unfortunately gone through i've been there and it's not just just dump them break up with them it's not worth it um which is such a hard it's not easy but they can be you can't it's it exists it exists but I do realize I do realize that I'm lucky like I'm lucky that I found my best friend and I'm lucky that because I've talked about this before I do think that dating is very random and I think you attract what you are right so if you're healed if you're well like you're probably gonna attract that um but sometimes like I thought about I thought I was in my last relationship and I attracted

fucking you know what I mean like not a bad person so yeah it's weird how that that goes but I do think there's an element of um randomness and luck involved in dating and some people just cross paths and they're just two peas in a pod like me and Corey and we're fucking besties and um we get along like we've been married for 50 years like it's just nuts and I felt that way literally immediately and you hear about those stories all the time right you always like I just think I got again like I kind of got lucky with that um so next question am I really doing this I'm not I'm like I'm sweating my legs are sweaty I'm still podcasting um what have you been thinking about lately lately

fucking the l's does anyone remember when i used to critique my l's tip of the tongue on the top of lately lately what what have you been thinking about lately that has kept you up at night um why does a knife come to mind what was cory what were we watching on tv oh i watched a documentary about i think her name was jody or something she's like murdered her boyfriend in the shower but every now and then i'll have a flashback to the idaho murder um thing with what were the four the idaho murder case excuse me where the four kids got

stabbed to death in their sleep and like every now and then I'll think about that at night and literally like have nightmares over it so um yeah I really need to get excuse me I'm like fixing my camera I like really need to get a different camera or like recording capacity because it cuts off every 20 minutes I have to stop and start it so like I'll be talking and look up and it's like not recording anymore so that's just a little bit about me and my podcast studio um did I do any more questions here next question what photo have you seen recently that spoke to you it was of a bunny and it was really cute

um have i talked to you guys about how i've been getting stoned every single night for like the last month because i i think i talked about taking edibles and like writing and like getting creative and shit um yeah and i have like one or two left and i'm like am i gonna keep doing this like i literally used to smoke every single night for like the first year i moved to san diego i was stoned every single night but pretty much every night but now it's like i i just went on this one two to three week stint and because cory has knows someone who has this like um weed gummy company or whatever and then like gave it to so yeah um it just was like a random thing it wasn't because i like sought it out it just like

came across my doorstep i was like oh shit i like doing i like taking edibles and you know chilling at night and getting high but um what am i saying i'm like am i gonna continue this behavior am i gonna like keep this up i've also been like drinking more like now that the weather is nice like every day at like 2 p.m i'm like or like not that early as soon as the sun gets really like bright and you know i see the palm tree i just get like i get this like oh shit i want a little i want a little june shine i want a little like little crisp um ice cold something you know i want a little mojito and i live by the beach bitch you know i'll be on that beach in the afternoon here all summer long like can't wait for it we've been through hell in California we've

been through just a very toxic relationship with the weather department um whoever's controlling this planet we've been through a very abusive relationship with um with God and and like I don't know I'm like yeah anyways I'm in this like phase right now where I'm like a couple times like I had to cook I had to make the um cabbage side dish for this Passover dinner I went to and like I went down to the store you know I was like okay I'm getting my ingredients and I walked past the little kombucha aisle and I got a I got a moonshine and I got like another one I had like two hard kombuchas alone just like chilling in my apartment cooking I also baked cookies and what other i like made a big dinner when cory got home it was a little lit he also

had the same it was funny he got his haircut and he also had the same kombucha there that i had which was like oh my god we're so similar we're living the same life but like in two separate bodies but yeah i don't know it's like it's like a weather thing like when the weather gets nice i'm like i just want to get fucked up and like go to the beach and like you're not like fucked up i just want to like have a little buzz and sit in the sun and like have a cocktail that's literally why I'm excited to be at this pool all weekend with the dogs babysitting and like tanning having a cocktail relaxing in the sun fucking vacation every day um that's kind of the vibe it's coming back here in California I live in San Diego this is why I moved here right I'm like I want to wake

up and live in paradise every single day and it's changed like we had a bad winter this year but um when i was when i first moved here it was like kind of dry it was like what 2018 i think that was one of the driest years so anyways um if you had to describe your current life as a movie which movie would you choose um probably anger management i'm like what movie is um a cinderella story no it's like a movie that kind of a cinderella story no that's not a bad example i don't know i'd have to think about that a little more

what is something that you like that your parents do well i like that my mom my mom is very good at well life advice all the motherly things um but recently I've been really impressed when my mom will talk on the phone and she'll be like self-aware of her behavior and she'll like call that out and be like yeah I don't like that about myself or I don't like how I act and I'm like shit that's like really nice because sometimes I think a lot of people have parents where they might piss them off your parent might piss you off they might act out and say something nasty or whatever and it just kind of like it doesn't get addressed really they don't really you you feel like your parent doesn't really care or they never um yeah they never

like work on that part of themselves that kind of like um short fuse you know pop a cork at any second kind of behavior whatever what am I saying um so it's nice yeah what am I saying I like that my mom is like you know she is accountable for her actions and she's you know she'll bring it up she'll mention something she did or said and it's like nice I don't know I really like that my mom does that and something that I don't know if she learned that from me because I'm the perfect child I'm kidding not really though like I literally there's so many times where she talks to me on the phone she's like you have taught me so much that I'm learning now in my 50s that you're learning in your 20s like she's like you have helped me given me like a lot of good tools and

insights and tips on things and relation like relationship you know all the family relationship kind of stuff and friendship stuff and um yeah so I just like that my mom and I just like that my mom is so chill and like just fucking nice and she's yeah um shout out mom is Mother's Day coming up that's in May right um right May how long did it take for you to come up with your current signature that's kind of a boring question if you could choose Corey texted me like I should i should not be podcasting right now but i am um fuck um he said we need i can't say what he said cory just texted me something that's our dirty little secret not like sexual it's just like a it's just for us we do this thing together every now and then

that's like hush hush nobody knows except us and he just sent me a little reminder text um should i podcast him and ambush him right now yeah i'm going to or i'm gonna facetime facetime fuck it you're on the podcast why are you laying down here i have to put you like this why are you at the office yeah oh okay lunchtime do you have a couch in your office no in another office oh it looked like you were on a bed no just on the couch oh okay well i saw your text i'm gonna wrap it up in like five minutes but

just thought i'd do like a fun hi see like i'm recording hi do you want to say anything i'm ready for our palm springs getaway do you see what i have on in the background master is always on always on weather delay though i saw that yep kepka's bleeding yes he is who are you rooting for honey not kepka that's for sure i am he's a hot honey he's a hot piece of ass that man he's a whining little biatch he is a whining little biatch but he's also a hot piece of ass well he's a he's got the you know i've talked about this before i don't like whiners kepka i know but kepka is the only this is what I don't like about the PGA am I recording on hold on my thing's all fucked stay

with me oh I don't have any more god damn it I think my my um memory card on my camera just went out so this might just be audio no I was saying that he's got the hot boy swagger like no one else has in the PGA or like on live or whatever like I think Dustin him who else is like honestly tiger oh no he's like old though who has like they just have that vibe like there's only like a few um maybe scotty doesn't have it rory doesn't have it do you think i would have it cam smith kind of has it in his own way yes you have it yes you have it and the way i judge if a golf of guy who golfs has hot boy swagger is how he wears his hat is very it's like a specific it's like it's stupid um it's also like

how you walk um when you're going to putt like how you walk around the green yeah are you falling asleep no there's just like little subtle things that male golfers do that are hot and some guys just do it and some guys don't and that's the separator like the way you lean on your putter when you're waiting your turn and you put your you put your hand on your you lean like a cane and you have like your foot kind of like like what i do yeah that's what i'm saying you this is what you do and I remember when I went golfing with you for the first time I took a picture of this and I posted it and I put the caption daddy on it because I was I put daddy on it and I still think about okay I need to I need to wrap this up it's literally like my camera literally just died

but I'm still recording you took a facetime photo fuck you okay bye I love you all right well I guess that means I need to end the episode um thanks for hanging out thanks for being here um I hope you had a great week hope your uh weather is as good as mine because spring is here and I know we all want to frolic with the bunnies and the chickens and the Easter Easter bunnies what am I saying um yeah yeah I hope you had a great week I hope you're happy healthy rejuvenated um i hope your body's not full of fucking lululemon chemicals and it's funny how they just scare us about everything now like i'm just like i'm over it and i learned that the detox industry or something like the detox product industry is like

a 75 billion dollar 7.5 billion dollar industry and this girl i was watching her video i think she was like a she was like a doctor or something like she was official um she went to college for like 15 years she she has a dr by her name i trust her she was saying like it's a bunch of bullshit because like your body has so many detoxification systems in it the way people make these um the chemical build-up in your body sound the way they describe it the way they make it sound the the way she put it is that you would be dead but because your body has amazing detoxification systems and ways of purging the body of of things that it that should not be in the body because of that we're not dead and we're fine and it's really not that bad and i know there's like it's good to

keep that bad shit out and do your little detoxes and your you know i drink a green smoothie i don't know what that's doing but it's got like a lot of good shit and it's probably helping my toxic levels of fucking pfas from my yoga pants but um you know like the little things you do that that's all all good but um don't forget this is what the doctor told me this is your uh health and wellness tip of the day or a little tidbit is that don't forget that your body you're not dead what am I saying your body has its own detoxification systems and that work well and I'm not saying that's good enough because these days like there's so many chemicals and products and everything but it does it does a good job and I do remember during the pandemic that

I read that like your nose the nose the human nose is like the best air purification filter in the world or something like oh my god I didn't mention this my brother's in Africa on a safari and like I forgot that him and his girlfriend went to our plan they plan this Africa trip in April and I'm like literally watching my brother have a through his Instagram story and his girlfriend literally have like a once-in-a-lifetime experience and I'm just like how did I miss this like he literally was like posting on a he was like selfie on a plane like 16 hour flight to africa and i'm like what and then the next post is like literally a fucking elephant and they're on a safari the scary post was when he was just like walking he wasn't on the safari vehicle

they're just walking through the brush like i think he posted zebras a lot of frogs i think he really likes the little frogs there um birds and shit there was like um oh hippos there's a fucking hippo just out in front of his safari vehicle you know pack a pack of hippos um so yeah that's crazy my brother's in africa right now and i totally as a sister i'm like how the fuck did i just like not i i think it's such a big deal because it's such a huge it's like a i think in my brain like if that's like a bucket list thing to do because it's so cool like to go and see these animals in real life that you usually see behind bars at a zoo you know so um cool all right love you thanks for being here thanks for hanging out hope you enjoyed this

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