The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 34- Off The Rails

Episode Date: October 7, 2020

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What's up, everyone? It's episode 34. Welcome back to the podcast. what's up guys it's Jacqueline welcome back to the podcast happy Wednesday this podcast I gotta start off by saying this it's off the rails everything about my day right now is is fucked I'm gonna I'm gonna be straight up with you this is gonna be a train wreck it's gonna be all over the place I'm not drinking coffee off the bat I'm letting you know that I'm not drinking coffee I have my fucking water in a coffee mug that's my beverage I get to sip while I do this I have a 90% drink Snapple from last night left over that I'll be sipping on as well. I'm pissed that I downed all my coffee before this episode and I have to be self-disciplined

because this week I decided, I told you guys on Monday, I'm cutting back on my caffeine and I'm pissed and I'm feeling wired as well because of the coffee and who's sick of me talking about coffee? Whatever. Here you go. I'm feeling wired. So I prepared an egg. I prepared an egg. This is going to be an audio mukbang at some point today when I'm feeling nauseous from too much caffeine to no nutrition so I'm showing the camera right now I've got an egg prepared a fried egg because I know I'm gonna need those healthy fats at some point when my brain starts uh fucking back back firing oh my gosh okay so for starting off the bat right now I have people watching man bun has four dogs on on uh on the on a walk right now outside with his fiancee slash girlfriend that's

cute there's like two little dogs like two little um ugly terrier looking things and then like two big dogs that are pretty anyways so yeah this podcast is just gonna be all over the place I'm feeling weird I have no wi-fi did I mention that yet there's a shortage or there's a fucking outage in my town in my in my location in my demographic of wi-fi there's a fucking power outage someone probably hit a power line which is terrible hope they're they're fine that used to be a huge thing back where I grew up in farmland drunk driving and hitting power lines it was like a monthly thing the power would be out because someone rammed into a power line anyways so you know what I'm not doing coffee fact I don't even have coffee today like I said I'm gonna drink out of this

mug this is like tricking my brain that I'm drinking coffee dude drinking water out of a coffee mug is so fucked up anyways so I'm just angsty I'm on one I'm pissed off wi-fi it's Wednesday I don't know what the fuck is going on I'm wearing I'm wearing sunglasses I felt I felt so bitchy before the podcast they put on sunglasses I'm like I'm gonna be that asshole indoors wearing shades dude assholes who wear shades indoors the fuck um it's like so ti I feel like ti only wears like he I've only ever seen him wearing sunglasses or is that t-pain oh my gosh that's oh my gosh is that Karl Lagerfeld am I oh that's Anna Wintour vogue Chanel Karl Lagerfeld rest in peace there's so many people that you only know them because of

their sunglasses they never take them off I've never seen their eyes has anyone seen Anna Winter's eyes oh my gosh does anyone okay the for the 90% males that listen to this you're like who are you talking about Anna Winter's the Vogue like editor-in-chief she's been there forever and I used to fun fact used to want to be an intern at Vogue I loved uh that my one of my favorite movies ever is the uh Anne Hathaway Devil Wears Prada great movie and I always I back in the day when I gave a shit about fashion and everything I really cared I cared so hard about fashion when I was like 18 to 20 ish I was like that's the dream I'm gonna go to New York City I'm gonna work for Vogue I'm gonna be an intern and run around with coffee for people

and like get yelled at uh anyways um dude so sunglasses are on I'm outfit repeating I feel like okay this is the thing I've mentioned I feel like I'm doing um it's like a Broadway show every morning for me because I'm I'm wearing the same costume I'm repeating like I'm doing the same show I'm telling you guys the same shit every day like yesterday I worked out and I drank water and I did like or do I never tell you guys I drink water that's dumb what did I tell you what I did the day before and then I repeat that the next day and the next day and the next day so I feel like I'm on fucking Broadway I'm wearing the same outfit I'm superstitious you know it's spooky season I've got my tie-dye crew neck XL sweatshirt on you can go on the YouTube and see it but

I'm, I'm out for repeating, I'm, I don't even know what the fuck's, I feel, I'm in this, like, weird zone right now, ah, okay, wait, time out, where was I going with this, should I eat my egg, do I feel, do I sound too out, out there right now, I need to, like, nutritionize to calm down, um, so anyways, dude I have two necklaces on today by the way also I'm trying to like change up but I'm like should I change my costume every day for the podcast like why am I out for repeating why am I doing this I don't know dude I've got Cholula sitting next to me for my egg put some hot sauce on put some hot sauce on my egg this is sweet habanero Cholula this is a mukbang this is a audio mukbang what is happening dude episode 34 this is what I want to say I do have some notes

prepared on my notebook I feel like I'm hitting a wall I feel like I'm hitting a wall 34 episodes in 34 days I'm squeezing out as much as I possibly can for you guys and it's getting to the point now where I'm not I'm not hitting burnout in fact I'm I'm not even close to that that's not gonna happen to, you know, episode 6,000 in 15 years. So it's, I'm at the point now where I'm like, I need to do interviews. I need to talk to other people. I need to make this more juicy for you guys. Instead of me just like, hi, I did this yesterday and I'm insecure about this, about myself. And I am working on this with my therapist and like, I just do that every day. And I think I'm, I'm hitting a wall. So I'm really trying to bring the energy today. I feel I I'm on the fly. You know what?

I'm on the flight and I do have some, I do have some heavier, sort of heavier topics to get into. How long is this intro? This is the longest intro. Like I'm just like, and this is what I'm going to talk about on the podcast today after 30 minutes of talking about how chaotic my morning has been. Let's talk about my morning. Wait, no. Should I talk about my 24 hours? We're not doing a coffee fact um oh okay so let's talk about what I did yesterday um not that productive I did not accomplish my goal to be productive during the day again um I'm really hating myself about that right now how I podcast I'm like woo I did a podcast I upload it I'm like days over I can just fuck off for the rest of the day and you know what the thing is though this is the thing about

that I'm so hard on myself I'm so like I'm never proud of myself like I'm doing this podcast every single day of the week and I'm not impressed at all with myself and the thing is I realized that you guys basically need me to live my life and then report it to you that's what I that's my job here like that's that's what I have to do and so me living my life if I podcast and lay horizontal for three hours in the afternoon taking a nap or watching tv that's me living my life and I get to talk about it and tell you what I watch on TV. And how fun is that? I get to scroll social media every morning and be like, look, this is what's going on on the world star Instagram. And I got to, I got to inform the people I got to be on. I got to be living my life and I got to report it

to you. And that is my job. And I got to be more, um, accepting of that with myself because you know what? I was going to get into this deep, heavy topic today. I wrote on my little note on my fucking phone talk about your um job expectations in your 20s and what you assumed you'd be doing at this age and um I wrote this so like sort of like let's be serious right now I'm taking off my sunglasses for this I wrote this on my um my note I wrote job expectations in my 20s I've been on this quest to find a nice job to make my mom happy for the last six years uh I don't want to do the corporate thing I can't take it seriously in a world of free speech and the ability to be yourself for a living why wouldn't I go for it

I just threw my phone why did I do that um I don't know those are some random thoughts but like to be serious right now you know I want to put my sunglasses back on these lights are blinding me to be like completely straight up and serious with you guys right now I feel like that's what my life has been for my whole 20 so far like Jacqueline go work for Amazon go work for Microsoft have a steady high-paying corporate job and have a desk in an office and work with a bunch of people like go and like that is what I thought I wanted and I wanted to do and I should do because that that would impress my family and they would be like yes we have she's safe and secure and what she's doing and she's got a 401k and she's got benefits and she's healthcare and

it's like dude let's take a step back and rewind for a second all right should I eat my egg like I'm too angsty right now listen the fact that people are doing what I'm doing right now and they're like that is their fucking career I'm looking at you Joe Rogan why wouldn't I go for it I'm in my 20s Gary Vee would tell me try it all throw shit against the wall and see what sticks you know what I'm fucking practicing what he's preaching and I'm doing it I'm all in I'm all in bitch I'm here seven days a week I'm talking about my life and um that's where I'm at I've I've pretty much divorced my expectations of sitting in a fancy office with a bunch of millennials my age on the sales team or something or like in a marketing agency

like I just assumed I'd go like work for a PR firm in fact there's a PR firm I went and interviewed with like up the street in San Diego it's like the number one in the nation I was like this is what I want to do and here's the thing I go back why am I talking about my job expectations my 20s this was like supposed to be the just off the rails fucking episode dude I should I should stop talking about this but I'm just being serious right now I expected to be ass in a seat in an office doing PR and marketing or social media stuff for a company at this point like a stable career doing that and everything I've done over the last so basically I did that out of college I had like a nine to five loved it I love having a I don't hate on it 100% it's not about that I

the fact that I don't actually enjoy being in an office with other people and having that that lifestyle I think it's great I think it's great for a lot of people it works for me right but I can't take it seriously anymore and I'm fucked because of it in fact I've quit I put this together um I've quit like every job I've had for the last like three years like just walk away in fact the last one I quit was like I could not I had a younger boss he was like 22 and he's I it's he didn't know how to manage people and I was I was like I I I struggled guys this is probably not I'm not proud of this but I was like I can't take him seriously this is I'm here you're my boss I got and I'm and I'm respectful and like I never showed I never let

see me sweat about how he was handling things but we sat around in this in this uh like holiday park oh my gosh I'm totally exposing this whole situation I was in I don't know if I should talk about this whatever but it was so stiff and stuffy we're at a holiday party it should be relaxed and chill and everything and it was like there's like the top dogs in the place coming in talking all of us they've never talked to us before I never met them when I got that's the thing I hate the fact that like when I go work for work a corporate type job or whatever if I'm not shaking the hands with the top people on the day one like there's something wrong with that like I want to I want to meet everyone in the office I want to be like hey I'm the new girl I don't want it to be this

like distant thing and that's what I hate about a lot of the corporate jobs I've worked there's this like weird like hierarchy thing and you don't actually meet and like get to know the people that are running the joint and that are like the CEO, the top people. And it's so weird. I don't like that. I can't take that seriously. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm in this office with you every day and I've never met you. There's something wrong with that. So anyways, um, I remember this holiday party. I'm like, it was like, guys, it was, how do I even describe how this conversation went? It was like a lot of words, like performance and like, guys, we are so proud, like your performance in this corner and I don't even know how to explain it you guys probably know where I'm

going with this but it was so like robotic and I just can't I just don't vibe with that I'm like this is not natural this isn't real we're at a party for Christmas we're doing like and then after that conversation was like all right let's do secret Santa and be and like have fun and like pretend and just like be like hang out like we're besties I wish it could be like that all the time at office places like I don't know and you know what not to talk about Joe Rogan but or just any like a lot of podcasters out there I don't let influencers influence influence me I don't like to get influenced by influencers but those podcasters out there looking at you Joe Rogan they've really they've really uh ingrained in me the fact that that's not like

the corporate shit is just like the way people tiptoe and tap dance and and talk in the office place is so like not normal and not it's so uncomfortable and not natural and I'm fucked because of that because now I'm like all right Jacqueline it's time to like be in your 20s and take some shit seriously and have a career and I'm sitting down I'm sitting up and I'm taking my sunglasses off now because I'm that's not like it's starting to look weird on the camera I'm like dude it's 8 a.m on a Wednesday in 2020 shit's on fire out in the world and you're put on a headset every morning and talking to yourself and I think a lot of people think this is sad but you know what doing what Gary Vee would tell me to do throwing shit at a wall and I'm seeing what

sticks and I'm all in bitch I'm all in all right I'm gonna eat my egg now I'm feeling kind of nauseous to be honest okay so if you're vegan just skip ahead like I don't know 30 seconds here I don't know why am I doing this I literally put this egg I prepared the egg see a free range grass fed fucking chicken of course i prepared the egg on a paper towel here i'm gonna put more hot sauce on it but chalula sweet habanero dude um god this is gonna be gross actually what the fuck am i doing with my life here i am talking about um jobs and corporate life and i just i really struggle with it okay now i got hair in my fucking eyeball can anyone tell how on when i am jesus christ okay so I mean why am I doing I'm Jacqueline you're so different and quirky I even prepared the egg

I put it on a piece of I'm showing the camera I put it on a um Tupperware lid does anyone do that when you're like fucking I I live I don't have a lot of plates and shit in my apartment because I live alone I'm like I don't need a whole set I don't care and I find myself like if I don't have a clean plate I'm like all right time for the Tupperware lid plate that's what I did this warning all right I'm putting my microphone lower so I can open my mouth oh no this is disgusting I'm not doing I'm not eating this egg right now skip ahead guys I need to be nourished for you guys to be I need to I need to sound more sane in the next 30 by the next like segment of the podcast so I need this uh vitamin d whatever what's what's in an

egg? Isn't it like D B vitamins? I think it's B vitamins. Omegas maybe. I don't know. Okay. What's the disease people have where they can't stand when people, um, chew? Fucking A. I can't go on Google cause my wifi shut off right now. Fuck off. Cox wifi of San Diego. um dude disease it's not even a disease that's so bitchy don't like the sound of people eating wi-fi's back up oh my gosh dude simulation it's on that's so crazy google.com is it's up okay so disease wait don't like the sound of people eating people eating i'm googling it jamie um there's a disease name for it like misophonia

misophonia so if you have misophonia here you go i have one more bite left dude i have a huge mouth i'm gonna put this whole thing in my mouth 2020 if you haven't gone crazy this year you're not normal that's where i'm at i'm fucking there look if you're if you're not sitting alone eating an egg on a podcast on a wednesday morning at 8 a.m talking about miso fucking phonia with strangers on the internet dude that's where i'm like people that haven't lost their shit this year and gone absolutely crazy scare me like how are people holding their shit together

you know what I mean I don't get it I'm starting to think that the normal people are out there are the people that are they're they're like me you know what I mean crazy is the new normal okay so I want to do some constructive criticism right now okay this is for guys listening now I want to drink my Snapple I just had a little savory moment with my egg with my little hot sauce and I want a little sweet raspberry tea moment it's like backwash from last night in it I love being gross and quirky and different it's so cool your leftover Snapple dude I got hot sauce on my sweatshirt now god damn it okay so I want to start off by saying this this is uh for this is male advice guy advice whatever for coming from a girl

and I want to start off by saying that I think this guy's great you I'm pretty sure you listen the podcast I think he's a daily listener he's left me a review so thank you for your support but I want to help you out right now because let me go to his profile hold on um it's a dm right it's a dm so he's in the he helps men I don't want to tell you who he is but he has a big he sells books and it helps guys that's all I'm going to say I'm going to like put him in a general kind of, I'm going to describe him like in a very general way. Um, but there's a few things kind of going on here. Um, so I did a little search of what he sells. It's like a playbook for men in dating. So like, here's your dating tips is what you do. And this is how you get the

girl. Right. Which is awesome. I think that's amazing. Right. Again, I think he's a cool guy, but like as a girl when I see that's your that's your thing on Instagram like you I see on your profile that that's your that's what you do I'm like the the the stuff you're coming at me with is your tips you're telling guys so in my head I'm going oh you're following your you're like doing a step-by-step plan that you sell to people and I feel weird about it I'm like wait you shouldn't even tell me that you have this I feel like he sent me okay this is the thing I don't like getting video intros all right like I don't like uh hi my name's so-and-so and I saw your profile I think you're cute like a selfie video telling me I just get weird about it I think

it's phony a little bit it's not I feel awkward and uncomfortable you could be the hottest guy in the world and if you send me a selfie video it's it's not for me personally now I'm speaking this is on this is my opinion all right this probably what you're doing, by the way, I don't want to see your name, but it probably works for a lot of women, right? They'd be like, oh yeah, I like this guy. He's very charming. He came at me with a selfie video and he introduced himself. That's so great. But like, I don't do the whole dating profile or the dating app thing where people like really take it seriously and like send videos and like intros and all that shit. Like, I just feel weird about it. So

anyways that's how he started and then you know you mentioned you listen to my podcast everything that's cool and he's great like he's a nice guy I can totally tell but it takes a dark turn so I understand this he's he's trying to help guys out there with dating and uh getting the girl right so I know exactly what he did he went quiet for like a week or two he didn't talk to me like I we did a little back and forth I linked him for listening and you know and he left a review whatever and then he let shit he let the dust settle because you know I know he doesn't want to sound like desperate see if he hit me up right away to like hang out or do anything like day three that'd be too too soon right so I know what he's doing the fact I know what he's doing is because

he sells people a product he sells guys a product on doing what he's doing so I'm like in my head thinking I know where this is going okay dude this is not the caller daddy podcast by the way I feel weird even talking about like dating advice and men but by the way I listened to her Alex's new episode this morning it was probably my favorite one ever um so great so because it's Wednesday and I woke up and washed my dishes and listened to Call Her Daddy okay so he came back let's see like a week later with a DM and okay here's what I get what are you doing Friday my buddy and I chartering a yacht and throwing a day party with really fun people that's what he typed up and guess what he posted after that and this is where I I get just like this is where my eyes rolled and

I actually audibly said out loud oh my god the following is a picture of the yacht he's inviting me out to, well, he didn't actually ask a question. He just said, my buddy and I are chartering a yacht and throwing a day party with really fun people. And then the picture of the yacht, DJ bar and all the shenanigans. So here's where I'm at with this guys out there listening. If you, first of all, the selfie video, just, it doesn't, it doesn't work for me personally. It's awkward. I like a little, I like flirting just back and forth like ping pong popcorn you know if you're a guy and I think you're and you're like start out with that like dm respond to something I post on my story be witty about it you can kind of bully

me slightly just to be like poke fun at me a little bit I like that stuff um it's playful though it's not actually like you're not actually being an asshole I prefer that over intro selfie video and then a picture of your yacht two weeks later inviting me out to it and this is the thing like I know I've told you guys like I really hate who I've become socially this year like it's like a it's it's it's fucked up like I think any girl that would see a picture of a yacht and an invite like hey come on my yacht this weekend would be like oh my gosh I would love to that sounds so amazing oh wow like that's probably what he's thinking like how could a girl not want to come do this but I'm just I'm not I'm not it turns me off it's like not it's I hate

when guys come at me with their toys and their cool like like activities and trips they go on and like oh well let's whisk away in here and it's like I'm not into that it's not hot to me at all and I don't know if any other girls agree with that but don't come at me with a picture of your yacht it's not cute and I don't know it's like a new joy of me to tell people no it's kind of psychotic honestly like I Jacqueline how could you like you're so complicated you wouldn't want to go out on a yacht this weekend I don't know it's just not it's not it for me sorry so there's your little male constructive criticism criticism advice today don't I mean he's selling thousands of oh my gosh I'm totally narrowing down who this could be oh shit well he actually doesn't follow

me so probably no but no that's the thing too oh my god he doesn't even follow me so it's like you're you're okay many things are happening right now you send me a selfie video introducing yourself listen to the podcast that was great I I was like thank you gratitude you're you're a nice guy he's a nice guy I get it he's genuine he's nice how could I not take this shit seriously but I I'm just instantly like sorry video of yourself can't do it and then doesn't follow me at all which is odd and then because usually like they follow you and then they'll hit you with the video or they'll message you I'm really going into this deeply so deeply very deeply um and he doesn't even ask like this is what I want if you want me to if you want to hang out

day one ask me to hang out no well sort of like don't just don't just say what are you doing Friday and then show me a picture of your yacht oh my response is this you guys probably are like what did you say boat say boat say back I said nice boat I'll be podcasting and that's it that's it I don't know I think it would be you know I just want to help you guys out I have like a 90% male listenership I have a male community out there high level community I have a squad of 90% males and uh the corny videos and the pictures of your yacht or your house oh yeah I love that one guys send me a picture of their house look at my pool in my backyard I don't like some girls

out there are probably like oh my gosh that's like so amazing I want to hang out with you in your cool pad and like go on your yacht I'm so not like that I've been there and done that and it's boring as fuck and I know like that's part of why I didn't get excited and want to go because I knew if I was out on a yacht I'd be bored as fuck be like oh I'm supposed to be having fun out on this yacht with strangers and and feel like this is fun and it's not to me so I like fishing honestly if you ask me to go like spearfishing or out fishing I'd be down yeah does any that's the thing about San Diego everyone's got a fancy yacht and like bottle service on it and DJs showing up and I'm like dude where are the guys around here they just want to take out a pole and go fishing

hit me up now I'm drinking my Snapple I'm simple I don't like fancy glitzy shit it's a hack that's what it is guys use their fancy shit to try to woo the woman and it's you guys are basically told that your whole lives I gotta I gotta have some empathy I gotta have some you know I gotta say this like that's what you guys have been sold like build your empire and have a you know have a lot of security and wealth or whatever the fuck and you know be able to take care of and provide for your woman and like I respect that I get it it just doesn't it's not a if you're coming at me with your stuff and your that is not if that's your first hand of like if that's your first chess move in uh wooing the jq over here you're wooing

i hate that word um courting what the fuck trying to like date me or hang out with me i'm just out i'm out fast dude why did i go so i taught this podcast it's sort of off the rails but um, I don't know. Wednesday. What the fuck Wednesday? That's what this shit's called. Should check my notes here. How are you doing it? Oh my gosh. I haven't checked in with you guys. Oh, I have a spider crawling up my window. Isn't it funny how I go from like bitchy and angsty to like cute and there's a spider crawling up my window. Cute. Like that's not cute I should be terrified that warms my heart though because I'm like it it's October of course there's a spider on my window I welcome it I open arms walk I open I welcome my arms

openly with it I welcome it with open arms syntax is that what that's called job word description word choice I don't know should I even talk I should talk about what I did yesterday oh I wrote a note here fuck fall soups put my sunglasses on let me bitch about soup soup is triggering for me because I used to date this guy that loved soup like a little too much it was like all I want is soup soup soup soup like dude shut the fuck up the only soup that's okay is ramen you're out at a ramen joint with some noodles in that fucking soup that's okay and chili chili and ramen I'm even on the border with chili like don't I'm not like obsessed with it but I'll I'll eat a I'll eat a bowl of chili something like it's a meal there's a there's a it's but thin bisques

clear broth chicken soups tortilla soups pumpkin or no lemongrass soup fuck off like okay wait a minute time out now i'm backpedaling now i'm like oh wait now i'm spiraling i'm like oh wait i actually have i have to take something back beef stew fucks beef stew it's okay with me now i'm really okay but just people's if you're if you're like well soups harvest soups i'm like they're not that good i want to eat food i don't want to drink my food anyways i think i went on that's that's enough for today for for that topic see what else i have on here patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show currently have a large community of

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i did my study abroad i was in london you know i told many stories about that in past episodes but i remember how like all of us were trying to be like reporters journalists and all that shit and I remember like this one girl was like I'm a scribe and I've never forgotten that and I was like I want to be a scribe too I want to write I want to like have a lot of notebooks and shit and yeah anyways I'm quirky I'm different I'm so cool okay I feel like I need to pull shit together for this last segment of the podcast and like update you guys on my life like normally I do my coffee fact 24-hour update I was so committed to that format for so long but look 30 I'm like rails are falling off because I've done this 34 days in a row and I haven't had a guest if I'm you know

and I have no coffee today no wi-fi it's fucked well actually no my wife I came back we all discovered that together that was great because it's a simulation but I have a dm here I want to read to you guys this is an example of like how to I like this I like this approach so I'm not gonna say his name he may be listening to the podcast I don't know I've told you guys this before if you're a guy out there and you're flirting with me out in public in real life talking to me, if you're DMing me, whatever, if you listen, I'm going to mention you. I'm not going to ever say your name, but just be prepared for that. I'm not going to try to down, I'm not going to try to like keep a DL. I'm just telling, I'm telling you guys, I'm so vulnerable. I'm so

honest. I'm so open. I tell you everything down to the, every single DM I receive. So here's a DM. It's great. I wonder if I can like hide it. I'm hiding the name. I'm showing the camera. short and sweet it says i like you k bye and then a man running 6 23 a.m but he's in uh he's in the he's further inland he's not from my state interesting i like that he's straight to the point i like you and then like k bye like i like it um should i leave him on scene i'm kidding i hate what do when people leave me on scene if you should I, what should my response be to that? Let's do this live. I like you K by running away. Let's like look at his profile. Oh, I know who this is. He's funny. Um,

I just feel like leaving him on scene. Cause I don't, I'm, I'm, I'm podcast. I'm on, he's distracting me from my job right now. I can't leave him on scene though. I got to seats in the back. Chairs are rustling upstairs. They're probably like this bitch dancers being loud. Um, should I just do like the heart eyes or like the, why should I just be like, why? Oh, I know. I'm going to be like that and be like, why? Oh my God. Why? Why do you like me I like when a man has to explain why he likes me because I don't know why people like me at all that's what I hate like okay men are not why this is like the sort of like dating advice podcast but I gone are the days where I try to read between the lines of what guys are thinking

when they suck at communicating because guys are just in the ones in my experience have just been so non-vocal about like I want I like specific details I like words I like adjectives like describe why I need to maybe is that is that my love language like I need words of affirmation I just I don't like to be in the dark like and if a guy thinks oh you're if all he comes at me with is like I'm attracted you're so beautiful I think you're beautiful like that doesn't do anything for me any more than that need more details um anyways so I asked him why that's gonna be interesting responsible uh I'll stay tuned maybe he replies by the end of this podcast oh I got a new a new one aren't sex dreams the weirdest like what the fuck

only episode I've listened to so far sex dreams and caffeine that episode a few days ago haha I don't know why am I bringing you through my dms should I check on the health of the president now let's do that i have no clue what's going on wait i should google it because i have my computer up i don't need my phone right now the wi-fi is back up cox wi-fi shout out to cox if i had an internet provider if i had an internet service i'd name it i'd name it badge b-a-g twitter.com just like president trump's health is what i'm going to google search president oh jesus christ so many headlines so many headlines

why doctors aren't so sure trump is feeling better from covet 19 trump has taken pains to hide medical record equating to sickness with weakness i'm just gonna go straight from the horse's fucking mouth what's he tweeting feeling amazing better than ever greatest experience with covid in fact he said don't let covid dominate you such a perfect use of words right there uh uh trump how are you guys doing okay we're just checking the president's health right now this is an important segment because i have respect for my country and my president and

um he's just bitching about fake news on his twitter i want to know about his health i mean he's tweeting he seems healthy thumbs are working i don't know he's i'm not i don't trust the media like what they're saying because they don't they'll just say okay like i said yesterday it's like fucked up how they they're mad he's not getting sicker yo what the fuck that's so messed up i just i'm scrolling twitter now we're hanging out we're besties i'm gonna read something though here on google what's going on with him news who do i trust out of all these news so i got new york times abc news cnn

USA Today, Politico, New York Times, Business Insider, CBS, The Atlantic. Let's go to New York Times. Me trying to be a news reporter in college, waking up every day, going to the bookstore coffee shop and buying a New York Times and sitting down actively reading it, like actively paying attention to every article. I was like, I, I was there. Like that's where I was at in college. I was so obsessed with checking in on the world every morning drinking my what did I always order an americano then I put cinnamon in it no creamer just like a hot americano that's when I was trying hard dude that's the those are the days where I'm like I want to be somebody I want to be a reporter I want to be like I want to be in the world of news

and i want to contribute to this oh my god so anyways i'm on the new york times right now are they gonna ask for my money because you know how like the you go on the news websites and they're like subscribe for thirty dollars a month or whatever the fuck so why doctors aren't so sure trump is feeling better from covid19 mr trump's physician has given an incomplete upbeat picture of his health I need a pee popper for my mic but I kind of like how it's bad quality medical experts warn that the president is entering a pivotal unpredictable phase oh yeah what's the date today so it's he's seven days in he got it on the first of October allegedly no I'm kidding not a conspiracy theorist so he's seven days in so these are the days where it's like getting sketchy

standing on the steps of walter reed national military medical center on monday with a phalanx and a phalanx a phalanx i've never seen that word of white-coated doctors behind him the white house physician dr sean p connelly ticked off the president's encouraging vital signs no fever only slightly elevated blood pressure and blood oxygen level in a healthy range he's back dr connelly said later in the news conference that's great dude he's gonna be fine this is the thing I'm slightly just like what the fuck about the whole stimulus shit is shut down right now he's like when I get elected I'll you know I'll supply the country the package stimulus package only after he gets elected which he's still gonna have to deal with Nancy Pelosi regardless what

happens he doesn't have like it's he's gonna be in the same situation when he gets elected like the same negotiating situation with the house the senate it's like just do it now it doesn't matter if he does it now or in january he's not gonna be able after he's elected he's not gonna be able to do shit with a stimulus package till january so like i don't know it's kind of frustrating he's like all all negotiate good negotiations are off and they're dealing with like i know it sounds like a lot of money but like 200 billion dollars of a difference or whatever like he like the nancy posse is like so set on i think it's two point trill 2.3 chill trillions of dollars they're just dealing with these giant budgets for the country is crazy

and then they offered like 1.6 but he said he'd go up to two so why don't you just meet at two and call it a day i'm looking for i'm looking i'm a panhandle i want a free handout that's all i'm saying after after this year of all the shit i've gone gone through give me another fucking stimulus check figure it out i've been dealing with the shit since june has anyone watching um has anyone has anyone out there been watching meet kevin on youtube all year he's been i've been watching his uh stimulus check update stock update real estate update videos this entire year and that guy i gotta give it to him he is committed to the process he is he's like a daily he's like me except youtube he goes well i am on youtube seven days a week now but he does multiple videos

every single day. It's, he's great. I like him because he's shortened to the point. He updates you on exactly, exactly what's going on in the world. And, um, I just appreciated an informed, committed person. He's trying to help everyone else. Um, I dunno, Wednesday, 34 episodes, dude, 34 fucking episodes. Oh, I didn't talk about yesterday. Let's talk about yesterday. time to uh talk about how exciting my life is that's the thing you guys just need me to live my life and report on it right and I'm self-conscious of my lifestyle because it's not a lot it's not that interesting I'm uh I'm saying no to hanging out on yachts I'm giving into my tiredness and taking naps

but I am making it to the I am making it to the gym every day so that's like my this is the thing i like what i like i do what i do right i podcast i chill and i and i consume content to report on the good news i report on the good news of the world for you guys from social media and then i i work out and i just go and watch shit on tv and then i go to bed it's dude it's a dream life who wouldn't want this shit and i'm helping people i gotta to remind myself, you know, I'm not very, um, I don't, I don't really, um, give myself enough credit ever, but I feel like someone out there's feeling comfy and cozy with me talking their ear every day right now. So like, that's valid. That's worth something. That's, you know, I'm

putting in the work. If you look at 34 days, I've been putting in an hour plus a day, almost two hours some days for you. So anyways, if you're, yeah, you know, that's where, that's where I'm i gotta be taking a moment here to be like wow someone's got to talk on the radio but i'm basically doing that it is what it is it's my career it's my choice it's my it's my it's a free country but like i said earlier why wouldn't i give this shit a shot if it's possible to do this every day or like be a podcaster why wouldn't i give it a shot why am i striving to be do the a corporate route, which I think I should do. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I've already explained the fact that I've done that. I know what that world's about. I respect it. I

think it's great for a lot of people, but there's some people like me called, called to serve their country, called to serve their country by talking on a podcast. And when those people are called, they need to show up. They need to show up for society, show up for their country. And I'm doing that for you every fucking day. And I love you. Has anyone, I don't know if anyone's told you they love you lately but I love you have I told you lately that I love you have I told you there's no one else above fill my heart with gladness take away all my sadness ease my troubles that's what you do I grew up with that song my mom's probably crying right now because my dad would like play that song all the time they got divorced he's not dead that sounded so like sad because he died

ah shit i got a comment on a youtube video i love your intro that's sweet dude i like my youtube channel i'm like holy shit i've just uploaded five days in a row how loud should i like purposely scream off the top of my i should like take my microphone off scream bloody murder and see what happens if my neighbors come down to see if I'm okay all right train tracks are falling off the train rails the wheels are falling off the the wheels are falling off the train tracks drinking water out of a coffee mug I love is that an oxymoron is that what that's called i'm a scribe dude i gotta know my words oxymoron i'm a walking contradiction by the way dude i was

thinking about this shirtless man walking outside with two black ugly dogs i love body shaming dogs like the other week i was bitching about how fat this one dog was i love dogs but i know i i'm honest if they're not cute i talk about it lost my train of thought i was looking up oxymoron oh I realized that I feel like I'm everyone's a hypocrite everyone's a walking contradiction like that's just what happens in life and I'm everything is uh ebbing and flowing and energy and things can change I'm not setting my ways you know what I mean I'm setting my ways with a lot of shit you guys know I don't fuck with matcha I drink coffee all right I don't pretend to like things that like I don't get influenced anymore and I don't I don't get excited to start new trendy

shit new lifestyle routines because someone on Instagram is making it cool I'm over it it's too much I never know what I like because I'm constantly changing things because of what's currently trendy like fuck matcha you guys that's my solid firm opinion I like having solid opinions drink coffee but um I am able I mean I'm in my 20s I'm growing and changing I'm learning about myself and I feel like a lot of the shit I say is hypercritical and I'm willing to admit that very you know shout out maturity it's a big step for me to say that but um especially about influencing and social media when I bitch about that like who am I like I'm posting still I can't fully walk away from the the industry or like I got a podcast every day I I got to promote and I

do it on my Instagram but I talk more about the psychology like the psychology of people who post certain things every day I'm like you're still doing this it's 2020 and it's not this isn't interesting this isn't helpful daily routines are so old-fashioned talking about daily routines I learned that in the 90s dude I was 19 I was 1999 I was six I mean I grew up in the 90s but not really you know what I mean like I was in high school or anything when I was aware of the 90s in the world like I didn't know I was in the 90s when I was six years old like I'm a 90s kid but I was in the 90s and I think you know my parents taught when I was around six years old they taught me my morning routine how to take care of myself and optimize my day

so funny i i bitched about it yesterday so i'm being repetitive and repeat myself but like when people walk you through their daily routine and take it so seriously and it's like a so scientific i'm like information overload this is obvious information on how to take care of yourself as a human being why are we spending time and energy talking about it it's making people hyper aware of their routines in their life and it's making them think they're not doing enough and it's stupid so shut the fuck up just have fun wake up and have fun and go to bed end of story you can do whatever you want that's a Wiz Khalifa song let's make that the song of the day today you can do anything you want I think that's medicated I think that's a song UNIFC

album let me check that out I'll gotta google it Safari quit unexpectedly Jesus now the wi-fi is off again what's happening medicated with khalifa pretty sure it says in the beginning you can be anything you want back when i was young i had dreams of getting richer than my homie brie set me down school me to the picture i was with some wild put me on the game then i love with khalifa like that that album was so good i feel like it's so underrated too like i don't ever hear these songs ever was it yeah i and o and ifc i don't even know what that stands for i just remember the first well i was dating this guy it's a british british boy back in the day and i remember he was obsessed with this song

now i remember when i seen it and and to me it was stunting i remember when i bought it I bought it I ain't need it or nothing always in a different state so now they label me a goner I ain't come up out of nowhere I'm from straight up off the corner now everywhere we go that's your song of the day medicated Liz Khalifa there's so many good songs on the album so mom you're not gonna want to listen to this should I tell you guys my first getting high story and then I'll end the podcast mom tune out right now you're not gonna want to hear this but I'm this is the type of podcast this is the type of mood I'm in to talk about the first time I got high. So let's do it. All right, mom, time to leave. You're going to be triggered. This is

going to, it's going to make you upset. And, um, I heard this the other day. I'm like, yo, the people that don't like weed and are weird about are the ones that should be smoking at the most. I'm sorry, mom. I don't want to, I don't want to be like that, but like, there's some truth in that. It's done amazing things for me. So anyways, my first time I got high, let's tell the story I'm saying this I'm the reason I'm deciding to say this story it's because Wiz Khalifa the song I listened to oh and I have C album I think it was paper oh and I have C album it's one take I don't edit anything we're researching this together what song was it the first song I got high to or like I was playing when I got high

and I saw Wiz Khalifa coming out of my tv it was 3d but I gotta tell you guys a story of how I got high for the first time because it's funny I did a gravity bong made a gravity bong out of a shampoo bottle hold on songs I'm looking it up everyone's got a story I got the first drinking story I haven't told yet on the podcast episode 34 we're talking about getting high for the first time let's just do it um what song was it the plan up in it no paper bound time oh these are all bangers. Okay. The whole album of the day is Owen IFC. I think it was the plan. It was the plan. Let me play it. Copyright shit. I think this is the first. I'm going to get an ad. Squarespace. Skip ad. Yeah. I'm getting high as fuck to this. This is the first line.

yeah so anyways um this is the first song i ever listened to when i got high so we're gonna start off with that part of this this is important segment of the story so um back in fucking how old was i i i was a late bloomer i wasn't a drinker until like senior year of high school i didn't um dude can i talk about being illegal is that legal to talk about doing illegal things underage i don't know i'm 26 so sue me whatever it's old news it's old it's fake news it's old news it's from the past i'm telling a story this is what everyone loves you guys love like think about our ancestors this is all they did all day sit around the campfire and talk about stories so you know what it's story time you guys can make this your little

wednesday bedtime story if you want so i remember i think i was yeah i was in college community college, living at home. My brother was a senior. Wait, was he a junior? No, he was a junior because he was two years younger than me. Yeah. Yeah, he was. So it was, I was living at home, going to community college, working at coach, working, selling purses for people, to people. And he was, my brother, he smoked weed in high school. He was like a normal kid, right? He was normal like that so normal and um I remember it was like I don't even know if it was a conversation we had like oh I want to get high I want to like do this thing I remember so here's what I remember I smoked but I never got high like I was at a party my community college like shitty dorm party

experiences were crazy but I remember they were passing a little um a blunt round you know how they do that at parties and I was like oh I'll try this and never felt anything right I think I did that twice before I actually got high with my brother for the first time but um this is great I feel like I'm disrespecting my mom talking about this because she gets really weird about me talking about weed or like she doesn't like weed at all it's very triggering and so I hope she's not listening right now but let me just tell this because it's funny kind of so I remember my brother this must have been after school or something my mom was probably traveling somewhere she did a lot of like she was always traveling for work I really remember where

my dad was my dad was like I don't know if they were split up at this point no they weren't he was probably somewhere he wasn't home my parents were not home and my brother and I were home and I remember we went to uh the shower and we found a bottle because we didn't have anything he's like okay we can do this out of an apple but we ended up making a gravity bomb with it with a shampoo bottle and we got a we got like a little bottle of shampoo and it was like tea tree I think or like lavender-y but it was soapy as fuck inside I do remember that so we cleaned it out then we went out to the garage found some nuts and bolts and shit for the little holes you gotta poke through top and bottom anyways he did it he set the thing up I remember being in the

kitchen like at the sink trying to like really clean it out but anyways I felt it so deeply in my lungs I immediately went robber call 911 I just like I'm burning inside like I just inhaled so deep I felt like as the smoke was going down my esophagus like into my lungs like I felt every inch of it just like like so deep it like went down I'm like touching my sternum it like went deep and I felt it so deep and I was freaking out I was like already paranoid like I wasn't even high I was like not even feeling high yet and I just was already paranoid like what did I just do and I think what it was too is the soapiness was still kind of in the bottle and so I got this like it was like getting soap in my eyes but in my lungs kind of vibes that feeling

anyways so we ended up um he knew okay Jocelyn's gonna start feeling high in two seconds so he put on Wiz Khalifa. Let me play the song. Played that on a music video on TV and I sat on the couch and all I remember, this is my first experience being high. I was like, oh, I'm sinking into the couch. I feel so heavy and I'm sinking. And then, you know, I was just chilling like, oh, I'm high. Like I'm just looking around feeling high. And next thing you know, I'm on his, we are in his room and I think he's playing xbox or something and um I'm on his bed it was actually my bed it was a hand-me-down bed that he got for me I remember this particular bed and dude this bed was actually my oh my gosh why is this going into so many tangents but fuck it this bed the bed frame

was my grandparents bed frame from when they first got married I believe uh shit I don't even think if my mom's listening right now to fact check check that but this bed was old as shit it was cool though like it was a cool bed it was like a cool frame but my brother had this bed I used to have in it hand me down but I remember being on all fours on my like hands and knees just bouncing like on the mattress and he had these like red sheets that were like fleecy I remember and being I felt them and I was like this is so soft like I I was you know the sensory shit happens and you're like, Whoa. And then I felt so happy. And I completely was off the rails wired. It wasn't like a, an Indica type of strain. I don't think where you get like super sleepy. I was like wired

like a Sedevia strain. I don't even know what was going on. I was just high for the first time. And I remember just bouncing up and down, just being so high and having so much fun. And then he was playing Xbox. I don't even know what happened, but then I got the munchies for the first time. I'm like, Oh shit. I've heard about this. I know what this is about. And so I was like oh yeah i just need chocolate chips right now that's all i need just like i don't know fulfill this feeling in my body that i need to eat something and i had like i took a handful of chocolate chips and i ate them and i'm like these are ice cold what the fuck they tasted cold and they were just room temperature out of the drawer we had this like snack drawer we had a 50

my house was built in the 50s my mom's house but we had this like drawer on the bottom drawer of the kitchen i don't know how to explain it where we put like snacks and stuff and baking stuff and I remember like pulling them out having a little handful like and I just would like eat the chocolate chips like one by one and I'm like wait these are cold what the fuck and I was like oh I'm high and I really remember the rest of it probably just passed out went to bed um but yeah that was the first time I got high shampoo bottle gravity bong and then I didn't really smoke at all ever until like to be honest that was in college I don't really maybe like in college I'd never wait did I smoke in college a little bit not really it's weird I like got high for the first

time with my brother like that and then I never really smoked again until like maybe a handful of times in college so it's crazy so yeah mom I wasn't like a stoner after that I just experienced I had an experience and then I, I, you know, moved on with life and I stayed in school and I got a degree. All right. I feel like wrapping up this episode. I never talked about yesterday. Did I? I don't know. I worked out. I did. Um, I saw the cute flight attendant again. Cute. Oh shit. I know what I can talk about the gym yesterday. We had to line up, we had a lineup outside because there's too many the maximum the coven maximum maximum occupancy the maximum occupancy was maxed out and we had a lineup outside and i um i don't know i was just

like acting a fool kicking rocks around i felt like i was a little kid waiting for the bus again it was weird and there's like and it took me i think i waited in line to go work out for 30 minutes it was kind of annoying but whatever social distance save lives you know what I mean it's 2020 get you know I gotta buck up just buck up get through it and it was like a meditation practice because I'm like I don't want to use all the battery on my shitty headphones I don't know why I keep using the I have I literally have airpods where are they I'm showing the camera go to youtube to watch the youtube podcast I have airpods that I don't use to work out with it's so dumb I use these skull candy fucking things so anyways I'm standing there like I

don't want to use up all my battery to listen to music while I wait in line so I I turn them off I was like they're in my ear but they're no music on and I was like well I could sit here and eavesdrop on other people's conversations and there's some like young 20 they're probably like 21 year old guys behind me just talking about football and shit I don't even know and I worked out. Oh, I got my burrito. It was burrito Tuesday yesterday. It always hits. Surf and turf burrito is my choice. That's what I eat every Tuesday. I'm still self-conscious that I've made that a thing. Four weeks in a row eating a burrito instead of tacos on Tuesday. Whatever. Apparently I'm a contrarian. This is my self-acceptance journey. This is my

self-mastery course I'm trying to embrace the things that make me me and um that's what that's where it's at so I ate my burrito I watched your mom's house dude the fact I watch like a married couple like I watch your mom's house the whole way through and this was a great I want to shout out this episode it was like six months ago I don't know with Tim Dillon and um if you guys don't know what I'm talking about Tom Segura and his wife Christina may have a podcast called your mom's house they've done it for like 10 years i think i don't know but anyways the fact that i've watched this like married couple just sit in this little studio and watch tiktok videos they like they have they're on like the dark side of tiktok where there's a lot of degenerate people

posting just insane videos it's just like it's so fun it's more they made a good point on that episode they're like this is more entertaining than any netflix show any movie you can watch like it's so raw and this these are people in this country living life and these are their videos they're posting and it's so entertaining so anyways it's a great episode I watched that and I um I don't know I just like went to bed it was good it's a good sleep guys want to know about my like health right now like how are you feeling how was your sleep I don't know my whoop strap is it's having issues connecting right now which is kind of odd I updated the app so I don't know how I slept last night, but I feel good. This is a feel good Wednesday when I was off the rails to

start and I think I came back, came back to a normal, normalcy, normal ending. So, oh, I took my garbage out. You guys, I could tell you like specifics. I already told you I did my dishes and listened to Call Your Daddy this morning, but I took out my garbage. Uh, that was a productive thing and I did my dishes. So that was a good thing to start the day with. And now I'm looking on my couch cushions because I still haven't put my covers on I told you guys I would do that five days ago and they're still off and also update on San Diego's weather too hot I'm just getting really sick of it I can't believe I'm saying that but I should enjoy it I should go to the beach I should get my tan on I should be basking in the sun why wouldn't I but I'm like yo it's October

I just want I just want a cool cool breeze especially at night it's like 70 all night and i'm you know i've never figured out my ac at this apartment and i i just don't know what's going on with that so i leave my windows open not safe probably stupid and i play fans i play fans that's a new word for turn on play see i want to make a rosetta stone where i come up with my own language where i say things that make sense but they're not it's like the british saying taking the lift instead of the elevator or like the bin instead the trash can i want to i want to have my own rosetta stone where the shit i say is like the opposite or like it's the it's like the ah my computer is being weird um it's like i went to

a thesaurus and i chose to use a different word for each word that makes sense i don't know does that make sense i don't know i need to stop groaning or grinding or grooming or i need to stop moaning. I don't know. It's my transition noise. Just get over it. I'm going to do one last phone check. I'm coming down. As you can tell, the energy is lowering. I'm still on video looking, looking a fool with, I took my sunglasses off, but dude, my, you know why this podcast is off the rails? I got damp hair and my hair's damp. I feel weird. I just don't feel a hundred percent. I don't know. Like a damp bun. Not cute. God, I hate when cars, I keep noticing this during the podcast, but cars outside being annoying. It's like

backing up. It's like hitting the curb. Just like, don't do that. Just don't park in front of where I live. How about that? You know? You know? Okay. Let me check my phone one last time for for shit I could talk about oh why did I say that now I'm second guessing I said why to that guy that said I like you and he left me on scene dude I don't care because I'm like yo you're from a different state I don't want to date anyone right now yo I'm not like trying to like get to know people I'm just like I don't know you're I don't know you're just not my I'm not feeling the vibes at all sorry if you're listening it's just that's the way it is

yeah I don't know what else to talk about let's just scroll social media oh my god oh man oh man I don't want to bitch about mark and multi-level marketing things right now but yo if you take that shit seriously like I'm a businesswoman I have a business there's enough it works for people and they're very successful at it but I just think I'd be the type of MLM person that would mock it and be like I would be so successful at it because I would come at people with like yo I gotta pay my bills all right I'm obsessed with I do love taking care of my hair because this particular MLM is like a hair product one I love taking care of my hair like I it's a good it's my hobby I like doing this like legit I know someone

showed me these products before but I genuinely like taking care of my hair and I need to I need to make I need to pay my bills so I know this is all bullshit and it's like a multi-level marketing scheme but look I'm balling out I make them like 10 g's a month off this and I've been doing it for a year do you want to join do you want to join my business and join my team I would be I would be so honest and raw about it like that because if you come at me with like it's a business it's gonna and you know I'm it's it's like and it's come out if you take it seriously like that I just can't, it just looks so wild, it just looks wild, you look just like, just stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, no one's building a business from zero anymore, I bitched about

that yesterday, everything's a provided template, and a website builder, and you can drop shipping, you can buy, like quickly buy a bunch of shit off of, what's it, Alibaba, Alibaba, whatever the fucking website is is that what it's called like buy wholesale shit and just put your fucking logo on it you made from a template from an app that makes logos and then you fucking drop the website drop the products drop ship and make your money and it's like who's grinded up in their in their who's grinding in their parents basement anymore like drawing up a design of some shit like you know what i mean like no it just doesn't seem like that anymore and that's why i'm just like yo this is not impressive it's not that cool

everyone can start a business it's not that like overnight yeah you it's a grind i i'm not downplaying that like i know but like i don't know we have enough sweatshirt companies we have enough um we have enough healthy food products like how many more versions of fucking like peanut butter do we need or whatever like people are putting protein in that shit people are like oh this isn't peanut butter it's an alternative it's no nuts and it's like but it's still peanuts somehow i'm like what the fuck is going on why do we have so many versions of stuff that's like not necessary i just like peanut butter like there there's nothing wrong peanut butter well i know people have allergies whatever

or like almond butter let's healthify everything oh my god when people healthify desserts go fuck yourself like just make a chocolate chip cookie just make it no we gotta have this almond flour and we got to have the coconut dude shut the fuck up it's just annoying at this point especially when people's like personality is the fact they eat healthy i'm being bitchy because i used to i can say this because i know what it's like i was vegan for so long i was so i was a preacher about health and wellness and all that shit and i felt so annoying and after the fact i was like or like after a while I was like dude this isn't like this is how people know me oh every party I go to she's a vegan bitch I don't want to do that fuck it I don't like talking about it I don't like

making it a thing just shut the fuck up and eat like just like go eat and then don't talk about it it's not like why does everyone need to know like what you eat every day and I would feel so in a box and cornered if that was my I'm thinking of like I've mentioned her name before but like kenzie burke like her whole brand is like her whole who she is is like what she puts in her mouth every day and i would feel so anxious if i put myself in a box like that like oh my god god forbid she goes and orders papa john's oh holy shit like i just want to see someone like that order papa john's and just like fucking go in like it's normal like dude every sunday it's like light up the light up the football order a papa john's and have a beer and call it a day why is

it like oh we got to have our goddamn kale and watch this football game i'll make kale chips for the game fuck off that's not normal dude i know we're in the information age of health and wellness and we know better so we should do better but it's extreme it's fucking extreme dude i need to end this podcast i'm getting i'm getting anxiety because my as you know my fucking my um i need to stop swearing my camera only records for like 20 minutes at a time so it's looking dead i'm see in 22 minutes. I'm getting anxious, so I'm going to end this podcast. Stick around if you're a patron for your patreon.com slash TJMS. Patron shout out at the end of this. Stick around. Go ahead and subscribe to the podcast. Leave a review if you're listening right now. And, or YouTube.

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your names because you know what? Your names are your parents chosen for you and they should be celebrated as often as possible. And they should be shouted out into the universe. It's like your little good luck charm for the day. When I say your name, that means you're gonna have a good day. And I do, I do this seven days a week for you. So hopefully every day is a good day. My first shout out goes to Ricky Jensen. Thank you for your support, Ricky. I really appreciate you. My next shout out goes to Trevor Garrett. Thank you for your support, Trevor. I appreciate you. I feel like I should say something different after each person,

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