The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 346- Provide. Protect. Penetrate. THREAD.

Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up, guys? It's episode 346. Welcome back to the show. Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. Welcome back to the show and welcome to my birthday party okay it's my birthday I'm recording podcast on my birthday uh I know I mentioned that last week I said next Friday's my birthday I'm probably gonna record a podcast because that's all I want to do uh ever and why not I have the day off from work and so here we are it's my birthday um I'm honestly in the mood to kind of do whatever the fuck I want because it's my I already do that on my show but by um what I mean by doing whatever the fuck I want I just got an edible arrangements delivery and I really just want to sit here and do like a live

Starting point is 00:01:06 taste test of these chocolate covered fruits and because I've never gotten an edible arrangement before and I remember growing up I'd see the commercials and I was always like oh my god that looks so good like getting the big this isn't a bouquet this isn't a bouquet bouquet this is like a box like a box of chocolates but it's like a box of fruit covered chocolate covered fruit anyways so like literally I want to start this episode off with a uh misophonia uh heavy if you if you have misophonia please tune out I'm going to be chewing you're going to hear a lot of chewing noises this is probably not going to be the best audio experience but good news I also provide a visual experience here on the Jacqueline Monroe show go over to YouTube or Spotify to watch

Starting point is 00:01:48 me eat these so i think we're gonna start off with the edible arrangements taste test because it's my birthday i haven't really had like cake or ice cream yet it's currently 11 36 a.m um i had a protein shake right before this so this is gonna be breakfast number two um anyways we're gonna do that then we're gonna talk about threads instagram's new twitter uh esque app they just rolled out yesterday we're gonna talk about threads kim kardashian dating tom brady allegedly um we're gonna talk about i went to la last week and i'll recap that i i'm gonna recap my fourth of july we gotta talk about this lady freaking out about seeing a shapeshifter on an american airlines flight um what else is happening um

Starting point is 00:02:35 the barbie excuse me i'm screaming the barbie movie um something i thought about for the pga because i keep talking about how the pga needs a rebrand i'll probably touch on that at the end um yeah let's just get into it first i didn't plug anything yet please head over to patreon.com slash tjms and sign up to become a patron that will give you access to two bonus podcasts and one vlog a month uh patreon.com slash tjms it's five dollars go sign up today uh support your local podcast host you know fuck it I'm gonna ask for money for my birthday or ask for your patronship for my birthday all I want as a listener right now if you want to give me the best birthday present ever please go to patreon.com slash tjms and sign

Starting point is 00:03:29 up for five dollars a month and join the club join the behind the scenes um look into my life because okay I was editing our Charlotte vlog um from June and what I love about it is I kind of I kind of control the content no I do I control the the look the feel the taste the aesthetic of myself on my Instagram especially and my podcast a little bit like I'm always trying to look as snatched as possible here so what I loved when I was editing the Charlotte vlog I was like wait this is like the the angles you know the lack of um good the the lighting sucks the angles suck what I'm talking about is very like raw like it's the behind the scenes of like me and Corey in the car and like us in the hotel room and shit like it was just it was just like wow like I'm really

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Starting point is 00:05:19 you could probably do today is leave me a five-star review on the apple or spotify apps and the second best thing you could do is become a patron cool review and sign up to be a patreon patreon.com slash tjms i think i said that 15 times if you can't if it's not i should do a jingle i should have like a patreon.com slash t i got all kinds of ideas okay let's eat these goddamn chocolate covered edible arrangements and like yeah um i'm excited cool all right okay please go over to youtube or spotify to watch the taste test um i was just thinking about it for a sec i was like oh my god i should have done like the 10 cal 10 calvin 10 000 calorie challenge for my birthday and just eat a bunch of cake all day you know i could

Starting point is 00:06:10 actually finish that and with no problem if you've listened to my previous episodes you know why um okay so speaking of which i met this amazing woman in the sauna today and we bonded over like binge eating and eating disorder stuff and it was really therapeutic i was like thank god someone else gets me i mean well she was telling me about her cancer so there's that and then like somehow we tested it went from cancer depression eating disorders and i was like bitch i get you we were just bonding over like the crazy shit we've done she's like were you bulimic and I was like yeah okay wait I do have an entire episode on this I don't know like trigger warning I'm talking about remember how like okay whatever I have a literal I think it's almost three hours

Starting point is 00:06:58 of I have a literal podcast detailing my entire um eating disorder story uh if you're curious so uh I think it's like a year ago I posted it but um one thing I could do today is I can mention things that I've over the things I've overcame in my 20s um because I'm not 30 yet let's just okay do I want to say I'll just say how old I am I think you guys already know I'm turning I'm 29 today 29 uh not 30 yet uh it's just I felt so great when I woke up this morning uh knowing that I'm still not 30 and this is the last bitch this is the last year you're gonna feel this way okay so really cherish it um I'm not scared to turn 30 like it's not one of those things where I'm like oh I don't want to be 30 but I don't know I'm just like still I just I just feel like I think

Starting point is 00:07:50 once you hit 20 if I could just be 24 25 26 forever that'd be cool like something about 28 29 and then you're like 30 it's just like fuck but I'm happily engaged at this point I'll be married by 30 um I have a great dog I overcame my eating disorder I found my passion in my 20s these are like I should go probably at the end of the episode I'll go through all the beautiful things that have happened to me um in the last 29 years or like what I've learned about myself and shit like that so edible.com if you want to edible arrangements head over to edible.com not sponsored I just saw it on the side of the box um so when you open the box it's beautiful there's like little flowers and cute stuff and it has this little like top sheet so they don't get

Starting point is 00:08:45 all fucked up in the delivery process so this is cool all right so I'm gonna remove that and it looks like just okay this is my first impression of these let me try to show the camera my first impression of these chocolate covered fruits first of all i immediately texted cory because his mom did i mention his mom got these for me i called his mom and then i texted cory a picture of it and i was like i'm so glad you hate fruit because bitch you're not eating any of these he does not i was trying to feed him a rainier cherry last night like i try so hard like i got strawberries raspberries blueberries over last week i've gotten like watermelon i've gotten um plums peach peaches peaches he loves the way i say peach peaches um i keep buying fruit right

Starting point is 00:09:32 and i'm like i know like okay at some point i'm gonna figure out his fruit because right now apples and bananas are all he cares about and um he's calling me right now let me just maybe we should have this conversation over the phone together um hi honey you're on the podcast i'm recording right now oh well i'll talk to you after why do you hate fruit it's just the the just the consistency is just it just grosses me out it's just I don't know it's just slimy and it's so mental it's mental what what are your top two favorite fruits I think I was about to just say this on the podcast well I mean very boring apples and bananas yeah he's an apple what about oranges though oranges I can I can stomach oranges

Starting point is 00:10:16 okay I could use some strawberries too with a knife to my throat but other than that what about a strawberry dipped in chocolate well we mean the ones under table yeah i'm about to do a live taste test i'm saying fuck it i'm gonna try each one on my podcast because it's my birthday it's your birthday it's my birthday um do you want to say anything else well i just got my first coaching client oh fuck yeah okay cool those those horrible videos works did you get one from one of those videos yeah damn i know guy i haven't talked to in years says he wants to find more real estate he needs my help so nice yeah damn you never know who's watching your instagram story you never know so now i get to double down and become good ones so

Starting point is 00:11:03 i need your help nice um do you want me to tell them about that or should we save that for like the vlog we will save it for the vlog we'll save it for our patreon.com slash tjms uh vlog july blog absolutely well hope you're having a good day i am about to eat these chocolate things and then um talk about i'm gonna talk about like la fourth of july and like new stuff okay is tom brady this is my question for you before you go is tom brady penetrating kim kardashian i mean does the bear shit in the woods you gotta take your sauce for a little bit before you test drive the car but i don't think he's gonna date her the body types just don't make i mean no i just think i just think they have too much uh drama and poison to where they they take down the men

Starting point is 00:11:52 are you talking about the kardashians they're like a swarm of bees yeah yeah look at this bad bad track records i mean you have a point but okay so you're saying yes i'm saying he's he's having fun he's a single guy probably having some fun he's so come uh cory says he confirmed or he wants to yeah okay cool um nice well goodbye goodbye um okay so what are you doing uh just gonna share with you that news but now that i'm on the cast just you know just letting you know what happened okay well congrats and i'll call you after okay bye bye all right love you love you too bye um that's funny so yeah his top fruits are apples and bananas he's like very simple like that but um i got rainier cherries from washington

Starting point is 00:12:57 they were at the little market by our house and i was like oh my god these are like my favorite i grew up on these and I literally was like Corey just one cherry one fucking cherry just one cherry that's all I'm asking you don't have to eat 10 of them just take a bite take a half a bite it was like he was repulsed he's like no so um and I was like this lack of liking fruit says a lot about you and then he like grabs the whipped cream whipped cream can and just like goes to town anyways um whatever what am I saying I'm not shaming him about his fat kid taste buds because I have those too okay you gotta it's all about balance okay um he likes what he likes doesn't like what he doesn't like um okay so back

Starting point is 00:13:44 to the box of edible arrangements this is my first impression or like what my prediction is because they're covered in chocolate obviously I'm looking at a strawberry in the middle here the middle row um the top it could be apples but it also could be this could be a few things the top row could be oranges because chocolate and orange go together apples and chocolate kind of don't make sense but it could the shape of it looks like an apple or it could be pears you know like it could be a lot of things but I'm gonna guess oranges because I'm thinking of the Terry's chocolate orange during Christmas time like chocolate or chocolate and orange go

Starting point is 00:14:30 together now the bottom row is really throwing me a curveball you can't really see them on camera let me pull one up now these are straight up shaped like marshmallows and if you know anything about me the only way I will put a marshmallow in my mouth is if it's burnt on a campfire fully blackened by fire I do not eat like that's another another thing about Corey he'll take that jet puffed marshmallow bag like it'll just be in the cupboard or whatever and like just eat the plain marshmallow by itself the like uh anyways but let me show the camera these are like kind of like what's the cylindrical cylindrical what's a can shape cylinder cylindrical holy fuck i think that's what it is cylindrical cylinder yeah um and they're covered in white

Starting point is 00:15:26 chocolate so let's just dive into it i'm gonna start basic and simple and straightforward here with the should i get the biggest one i'm getting the biggest one we're gonna start with the chocolate-covered strawberry um okay close your ears if you have misophonia oh my god the chocolate is very good okay um just what i thought but the chocolate is very good chocolate covered strawberry can't really beat it it's a perfect food um now we're gonna try this orange orange slash apple shaped one

Starting point is 00:16:22 leave a comment if you think this is an orange or an apple i kind of feel like it's an apple why does it look like it has a rind on it look at underneath oh my god this might be a pear wait what if there's different ones what if these other ones are something else this has an exposed bottom on it and i'm guessing it's either a pear or a granny smith apple let's try it i don't have a napkin shit that's a that's an apple that's an apple are the other ones also apples this kind of looks like an orange also an apple okay i'm kind of think they're all apples

Starting point is 00:17:24 because why would each row each row looks like it's the same that's that's very good very good okay now we're gonna go to the mystery row the maybe it's a marshmallow row and we're just gonna raw dog i have i'm not even gonna do i'm and do a big bite oh oh my god oh my god first of all my dumb ass is thinking this is a marshmallow and if I was really if I had to think about it I don't think I've ever seen anything other than fruit in an edible arrangements commercial this is a this is a banana okay this is a chocolate covered banana it's amazing it's amazing cool apples strawberries banana dipped in chocolate go over to youtube or spotify to re-watch me do that um

Starting point is 00:18:30 i will be eating this entire box before cory gets home wow god damn that's good chocolate covered fruit is especially the strawberries like so good okay that was fun um I'm gonna do a little face check in the mirror here before we move to the next topics because I feel like I have chocolate all over myself we're good we're good um i'm gonna just do my little lip gloss cool um so edible arrangements are 10 out of 10 gift if you want to give someone a gift on their birthday or for a special occasion big fan of edible arrangements now i mean i always was before

Starting point is 00:19:21 i got this box but like now i know for sure that i am because i actually got to try it um also because I'm looking at the viewfinder right now and I'm also looking in the mirror I would like to give myself a round of applause or please join me in a moment of silence and a round of applause for not overdoing the makeup today okay I this is my issue when I record my podcast I literally full glam do the lashes do like six layers of makeup and it takes so long and I feel like it's not what I really look like ever like it's only when I'm podcasting and it's like fun to do and everything but today I was like I'm gonna just do a fresh everyday makeup look it's my birthday why would I want to look like anyone but myself or like I feel like this is

Starting point is 00:20:10 like actually like this is a better on camera look for me um and I also got a message from my mom she's like you look really she's like you look so much better without makeup and like it's my mom of course she's gonna say that but sometimes when I post clips of myself on my of my podcast um I'm like this is a lot of makeup like this is a lot of makeup so uh we toned it back today and it took me like literally 10 minutes and I'm very proud of that um so I by the way we'll talk about the 4th of July but like I had another breakdown not okay I never have like a full fucking meltdown where I'm like screaming kicking crying it's never like that it's just me vocalizing my um like the chaos in my brain and just being like this is what I'm going through mentally

Starting point is 00:21:03 right now and this is what I'm stressed out about and literally my thing right now in my life my like hurdle to jump and cross and overcome is feeling like there are not enough hours in a day to do what I'm trying to get done and I'm sure that's super relatable like everyone says that they're like you know there's not enough hours in the day there's my to-do list is never done blah blah blah and you make time for things right like yes you have time yes there is enough time it's it's about prioritizing your time it's about you know spending the the hours you need to get something done like being super focused and just getting it done right but anyways um I'll talk about what happened on the 4th of July but like um I'm proud of myself anyways the reason I'm

Starting point is 00:21:54 saying this is like today was a win for me as far as getting my time back or giving myself more time back because I didn't black out and do a full face of makeup before the podcast and spend an hour and a half doing it I like now I'll have more time to do something on my birthday what am I saying you get it like okay cool um I'm trying to be lower maintenance I guess I don't know so I just talked to Corey about um Kim and Tom Tom and Kim I love one syllable names I'm pretty sure we're gonna name our kids one syllable names um there's something about famous people with like one syllable names Brad Pitt famous person um who else Tom Hanks one syllable name first name last name um there's like a lot of examples and I heard this somewhere

Starting point is 00:22:48 like they have a better it's easier to remember they have like a ring to like a one syllable name has a ring to it compared to like my name's got like Jacqueline Monroe it's like five syllables Jacqueline yeah um but everyone calls me Jacqueline no one actually says Jacqueline and funny story hold on funny story get on the edge of your seat this is the funniest thing you've ever heard in your entire life in elementary school i was so anal about anyone pronouncing my name like or i was so anal about people not pronouncing the qu in my name they would do jacqueline they wouldn't say jack quillen and i would i would literally make people re-same like I have I'm just fucking annoying sometimes I feel like I was such an annoying kid

Starting point is 00:23:39 and such a like diva and such a little like I don't know um brat kind of like I was like a bratty kid and I would okay something that my best friends always would tell me is they're like you're so bossy and I'm like I know I get what I want all right and this what's that Megan Fox thing she's like I get what I want and this this year or whatever I want Jordan forget what movie that's from but um yeah so speaking of getting what I want I said in the beginning I'm doing doing whatever the fuck I want today on my podcast so um let's talk about Tom and Kim ice in my veins I've been driving this train years in this lane there's no stopping this because i came to the game and i changed it to play how i like rearranged it to my own domain

Starting point is 00:24:35 we're putting tom brady and kim kardashian in the same sentence and it's very strange this is like not tracking for me in any way shape or form like the vision it's like okay who is kim dated pete davidson he's like young and like hot i get that who else did she date like obviously she was with kanye she's had her okay like it's just not tom brady is just not it like not the vibe for kim like i don't see how do you know what i mean i'm trying to i don't know i'm just i'm looking at the pictures of them side by side it's just like not like my brain is it's it's like hurting looking at this so kim did 11 shots at a fourth of july party they both attended in the hamptons so Tom Brady and Kim Kardashian were at that um um Michael Rubin wasn't it his like annual

Starting point is 00:25:30 4th of July party is it Michael Rubin I heard about it it's like a big you know celeb infested event that happens every 4th of July and it's always like over the top everyone wears white um I don't know I saw like a picture of Kendall Jenner and um Kevin Hart standing next to each other and like then i saw someone like post something about this party and that's like that's like all i really saw or know about it it's like superstar said it cool um while kim says she took 11 shots that night i mean yeah a kardashian and an nfl's anointed goat doing a little romance and is perfectly logical kim has a history of dating beefy athletes um okay first of all he's not a beefy athlete he's a lanky athlete it's a there's a difference um first

Starting point is 00:26:16 about reggie bush hottest one of the hottest men i've ever laid eyes upon um wow she how did that how did she move on from reggie bush wait why did they split anyways they had like a similar look wait reggie why did i used to think that like he's like such a great smile yeah he's just so handsome like I think out of anyone anyone Kim has dated Reggie I ship her with Reggie Bush the hardest and I know nothing about him I don't know if he's like a great guy I don't know what the what's going on there I don't know like did he cheat on her like I don't know but them together i think was the best combo um so blah blah blah kim probably for okay they both have a one syllable i just talked about this okay uh she asked him for real estate

Starting point is 00:27:20 advice and she's looking to buy property in the bahamas where he already has some and we know men love giving advice they both have one syllable names requiring very little effort to address each other they're both almost too rich to function and they both appear to love body modification oh yeah everyone's saying tom had like his face done or something like his oh buccal fat removal no bitch he was stressed out because he was getting divorced um there's literally a purple lamborghini pulling out into this oh my god that's a okay i don't say i see sport you know fancy luxury sports cars all the time here in san diego but like that one stands out i don't know what that is it's a lamborghini it's purple

Starting point is 00:28:06 it's just like a different shape than i'm used to seeing that looks like whatever the newest is that like the 2025 lambo like that's definitely like not a that's a brand new model it looks like very it looks the most futuristic of all any lambo i've ever seen in my life okay cool um okay so whatever she asked him for real estate advice because she wants a she wants real estate in the Bahamas and cool um wait I did see this video Dave Portnoy posted and um he said this headline it's from page six Dave Portnoy Tom Brady can't date Kim Kardashian but he can fuck her in a motel I agree like it's got to be one of those things he says Dave Portnoy if he wants to fuck go fuck her in a motel and gossip and tell your friends we're not dating the kardashians tom

Starting point is 00:28:57 portnoy 46 said in a video posted instagram thursday if you go down to that level we all go down we're better than that port um that's funny he's like i can't have this it makes me want to puke yeah i think for me like the it's a visual thing like when you see a couple get together it like for the most part it's like oh yeah this makes sense like you get the attraction you get why they're together kim and tom brady just my brain doesn't it can't comprehend it or it doesn't make any sense it would be like rosie o'donnell i'm kidding rosie um she's a lesbian right um what would this be like this would be like Giselle I'm trying to think of like two hot people that don't go together because Tom and Kim are two hot people but they don't go together you

Starting point is 00:29:56 know what I mean that's a possible that's possible that's what it is for me it's like you can acknowledge two people being hot rich whatever and they don't they're not they don't look like a good like they don't look good together anyways uh kim and tom in my opinion are not dating and i'll stand by that until i see make out pictures of them in the bahamas or something i need like evidence of them getting frisky and touching okay otherwise it's just like okay cool they had a conversation about real estate i'm i haven't really seen anything else other they had the then they were at the white party the fourth of july party together um if they're both spotted at a restaurant together cozying up in a booth or something

Starting point is 00:30:44 then i'll believe it but i don't i can't see any pictures google images is just like side side by side head shots of them there's nothing of them like being you know touchy okay so tom brady kim k let's talk about threads so yesterday I went on Instagram and I saw one of my friends post what looked like a tweet that she tweeted but there were like thread things like little ribbon things that said threads on them and then I kept seeing people posting about threads I was like hey thread so then I was like okay wait this is at five in the morning okay wait oh my god let me rewind you back this is what I hate about new apps like it gives me immediate FOMO and I feel like I have

Starting point is 00:31:36 to download it downloaded I feel like I have to download it immediately and try it out like as soon as I find out about it and it's literally 5 a.m. I see someone post repost their thread tweet or whatever to their Instagram story and I'm like what's this I then download threads but it took me like 10 minutes to figure out my Apple ID and my password because I always fucking forget it so then that was the delay me so I need to go to the gym that was the whole thing I was trying to get to the gym I spent 45 minutes to an hour trying to figure out this thread threads app and anyways I downloaded it it's like a quick sign up because it transfers your info from Instagram over to the threads app and I immediately tweeted um can there just be one app can there just be

Starting point is 00:32:28 one app can we please just have one app please like I would be down so I like the threads concept I like what they're doing I think it feels very seamless with Instagram but I think it could be even more seamless if it was just like on Instagram like that would okay like if there was a little tab you know how you can see people's Instagram posts their tag photos their reels tab their like shot if they're if it's like a business like their shopping tab I feel like if there is like a little tab on your profile of all of your tweets then you could just see someone's pictures their posts their stories and then go to their little like diary entry tab where they're writing all their threads down I feel like that would be cool instead of having to

Starting point is 00:33:22 bounce back and forth between threads and Instagram it's like just it's made by Instagram they should just put it on Instagram there should be text now that might get cluttery especially if that goes on your timeline so I wouldn't want to see people's how would this work there would be they're the main timeline then there would be let me look at instagram right now there's so many fucking so much going on oh my did they get rid of the shopping feature on instagram that flopped they're saying like the app that can solve people's shopping problems that's not amazon no like the social media app that can get people to shop on it will be this the that that's like the biggest like achievement for an app it's like the next frontier like the next thing

Starting point is 00:34:13 that would because if people are like shopping for products like they're on amazon on instagram they wouldn't be using i don't know it's like uh something i fucking heard of course like everything else okay so there's the home button that's your feed of like your people's posts and then there's a search feature and that's your discover page okay i'm looking at you want to know it's on my discover page a lot of golden retrievers and a lot of chicks a lot of chicks in the gym doing workout videos because i get inspo for like gym stuff there um and then like orca whales like recipes yeah um dermatology stuff okay and then there's the middle button that's like post something to your instagram okay now there should be now i'm trying to see

Starting point is 00:35:05 on my profile they should just replace the real honestly no one fucking cares about reels they should just replace the reels button on instagram with threads so then you could read threads that would be more interesting and people will probably engage with threads more than they're engaging with reels and then reels would just show up on your discover page like they already do and they would show up on when your friends the people you follow post them on your main timeline does that makes sense? So you have Instagram. So the main home button is your friends and the people you follow posting. That includes their pictures and their reels. Second tab, the search button. That's your discover page. You can search for people's profiles at the top. That's your discover

Starting point is 00:35:51 page. You can discover reels on there. Third tab isn't the reels button. No more reels button. It's the threads button okay you don't have to go over to the threads app because it's just on instagram that's when you're reading tweets all day so you're on your let me just show you my phone i'm on my like okay this is not good for so so i'm on my home alex cooper just posted something she's like in a bed in fucking italy probably or something um i'm on my home button okay and then if i go over to this reels one i would just watch pictures and videos here and then i would read threads on this tab and then the reels would live on the discover page right just that okay because i'm all for making one app and that would incorporate the two

Starting point is 00:36:39 together and i just feel like it makes more sense because i don't like having twitter tiktok instagram facebook uh now threads what else is there um the thing i like about threads is how it's connected with Instagram and you obviously see a lot of people on Instagram curating their image and me being like you know on their best behavior Instagram's notoriously like or it's called like the business card app so because like that's what you would show someone like that's a representation of like what you want people to think about you they want to what you want people to see about you you're posting on your stories you're posting beautiful pictures of yourself and your travels and shit like that so um and then because Instagram and threads are so connected I

Starting point is 00:37:26 feel like I don't know if people are going to be as raw on threads as they are on Twitter because of that and I don't know if that's a good thing I think it's going to be a little more you know positive and less um like Twitter is just notoriously like a a wasteland of people just being fucking nasty to each other so um yeah I don't know what we'll see I am excited about it I think with every new app that rolls out people are like super stoked at the beginning and then you know over the course of like a week or two or three it really starts to die off if people are really into it anymore and that could very well happen I'm not sure I feel like people are people are on board with this um so far but that's the initial excitement so

Starting point is 00:38:16 but yeah say what you want about twitter it's been around since what like 2008 2009 yeah i don't know if this is gonna take do like a total takeover like and like the new social media app like threads is like the new thing but we'll see i just think it's a nice a nice little addition a place to have like conversations with people you follow on instagram and shit but like here's the thing I don't follow people on Instagram for their words of wisdom and their positive um like I don't need their thoughts like I'm not trying to follow you for your thoughts like I prefer to see that like if someone posts a story and they have something to say I'd rather just read it there than read it on the thread like does that make sense I don't really like how

Starting point is 00:39:03 it's just another place to get distracted and i don't know so i'm excited to see what happens um it's always fun to watch an app survive or die after two two weeks so um okay real quick before i recap my trip to la and fourth of july i saw this tiktok of this lady freaking out on an american airlines flight and apparently she's like in her seat and she's like sitting in the back and i guess she saw a shapeshifter or a ghost or something and she was terrified she's like get me off this fucking plane right now she's like going back and forth like in the aisle freaking out and like i really want to see everyone's like commenting on these tiktoks that are coming out of it like i really think we need to see i don't know if anyone got footage of

Starting point is 00:39:59 the moment she like freaked out or anything i don't know if like obviously no one was filming at that time but um i really want to see her like sit down and talk to like i don't know like go on the today show or something like talk about what she saw like we need to see they need someone needs to interview her like she needs to come out and tell her story because it's very like vague like she saw she's in her seat she saw this like creepy shapeshifter dude i think she was like pointing and saying like that guy's not real or what it let me i don't know if i saved it woman disrupts american airlines flight and meltdown over not real passenger this is going super viral viral viral right now the bizarre and profanity lace video went viral on tiktok

Starting point is 00:40:42 on sunday evening it was filmed by fellow by fellow passengers on the flight as the flight was preparing to depart depart from dallas fort worth international airport this is what she in quotes what she said i'm telling you i'm getting the fuck off and there's a reason why i'm getting the fuck off and everyone can either believe it or they cannot believe it the unidentified woman can be heard saying in the video as she walks to the front of the plane blah blah i don't give two fucks but i'm telling you right now that motherfucker back there is not real oh that's so eerie and creepy she goes i don't give two fuck and she looked terrified like you can really see when someone's like actually scared and the high pitchedness of her voice like you can hear it

Starting point is 00:41:23 she goes i don't give two fucks but i'm telling you right now that motherfucker back there is not real she adds gesturing to the back of the plane like she saw this shaped shifter not real you know cyborg fucking person sit next to her gets the fuck i was like i'm i i'm getting off this plane like get me off here um you can sit on this plane you can die with them or not i'm not going to the woman continued flight was met at the gate by local law enforcement and the customer was removed from the flight we think it is unclear whether the woman was arrested following the ordeal so people are saying like oh she was probably on drugs she probably was hallucinating or whatever like saw something um just from the video she looks like a normal woman she doesn't

Starting point is 00:42:06 look like like she looks like she works out at like barry's boot camp she's got like three kids they're in like elementary school she maybe has like a corporate job in i don't know like like government or something like she's like a normal lady like a soccer mom she looked like a soccer mom just like i don't know like some people from your your first impression when you look at them is like they're they're they're a crazy person just from the way they act from the way they dress blah and i know like a lot of women can be batshit a lot of like white soccer mom women can bat shit and do crazy and can say crazy things but like she looked like not that type of person like she looked actually scared so i think she did see some shit i believe

Starting point is 00:42:51 i believe her um i need to hear her story i need to see this footage if there's any more of like the guy i'm sure someone filmed him but like that hasn't come out yet i need to see the passenger she's referring to and then that guy like like hypothetically this is all bullshit I want to hear that guy's story of like what happened because I guess like when you see a shapeshifter it's like pixels or like um lizard skin changing like you see that they're not really a real person I don't know I've gotten down I've gone down the rabbit hole a few times about yeah lizard people and shapeshifters and i don't rule anything out i'm a believer it like honestly it's just fun to

Starting point is 00:43:36 you have one life here it's like fun to um i i just sometimes i i think i've been saying that a little too often lately especially about like when whenever i'm about to buy something i know i probably shouldn't buy i'm just like you only live once it's a bad that's bad financial uh that's a bad financial mind or strategy or like spending strategy or um what i'm saying is it's like fun to get on tiktok youtube whatever watch a documentary on netflix and learn about some crazy conspiracy that like a ton of people believe in because it's like you have one life like let's discover i think it's fun to discover and to think up as many crazy cool things about this world as

Starting point is 00:44:27 possible and if there's lizard people out there like it's just like fun to learn about like okay um okay let's move on um anyways I want to talk about my trip to LA last weekend and my 4th of July and all of the amazing and tragic and I'm kidding all the all the amazing things honestly truly amazing things that happened um I probably could do this in 10 minutes but it'll probably take me half an hour to really give you all the details I mean okay so let's rewind back to LA we the trip was all about golfing at Sherwood Country Club I think that's what it's called yeah Sherwood Country Club and it's like in Agora Hills which is like it's such a far drive like usually it takes yeah two and a half hours to get up to LA from San Diego but when you go to

Starting point is 00:45:20 the hills when it's like towards malibu it's like an extra 30 to 45 minutes it's like it was like a three and a half hour road trip getting up there and we went like what time of day did we go it's kind of like a high traffic time of day anyways so the whole trip was for cory and his two guy friends to go golfing um and just like hang out and catch up because his one of his buddies lives in la and it's weird how like i don't know how to say la without being like la like how do southern California people say LA it's like LA LA like there's like a hot way to say LA do I say we drove up to LA or we drove up to LA LA I don't know I'm overthinking it so LA you just kind of do this with your tongue when you say li li li so fucking his uh like best friend his wife live up

Starting point is 00:46:21 there um with their two kids and so we visited them we they golfed at sherwood honestly this is like a short and sweet um a short and sweet recap i don't need to go into too much detail like literally we just like went to the country club country club and laid at the pool and tanned and drink margaritas and they golfed and we stayed at this um I think we stayed at like the Sheraton up there uh spent a night in the hotel and the next morning they made us breakfast and we like drove back home oh I'm missing a key part of the story so we went to this amazing country western steakhouse called the old place and it was one of the most amazing meals i've ever had in my life and it was so and that's a huge statement i don't say that all the time i also said that on my last

Starting point is 00:47:15 episode um or yeah when i was in charlotte i had i had a steak in charlotte and i was like that was the best day ever in my life well this place was sick it kind of felt like i was in frontierland or something in Disneyland it was very like there was just cool shit everywhere on the walls and there was like a we were in the private I thank god they reserved it was like so worth what I don't know how they got the room because it seems like a hop a happening place and that's like hard to get but we were in the back of the restaurant they like lead you through and it's all wood all like really old wood and there's a bar and there's these really big booths they're all wood booths and they're they're huge and everyone's like tucked in and I don't know it was like so cool

Starting point is 00:48:01 but they lead you through the restaurant you go out the back door then you go into this other little back shed and it had like I don't know like old mailboxes and there was like a giant whale bone on the side of the uh room and like I don't know it was sick and um maybe there was like a piano in there I don't know so the atmosphere at this restaurant was it was one of my favorite restaurants I've ever been to because of the whole like look of it so the food was incredible they okay they kept the kitchen was backed up to our little private room and this guy ever it seemed like everyone there loved their job like this our our waiter would like come out and he they have this like noodle bake there I don't know it's called like noodle bake

Starting point is 00:48:53 and I guess they run out run out of it a lot because it's so popular and he's like we have one left you guys want it like he just like came in and told us that because the um Corey's friends that were that always go there they like knew about this noodle bake and like I guess I don't know if they knew each other whatever he's like we got one left and he like went in he's like then he comes back out he's like got bad news we have no more noodle bake would you like the potato wedges and those are I don't know if those are like on the menu but like he just like offered these potato wedges for us as like like french fries so we got those we got what are their starters they come out this like giant loaf of bread you just like pull apart um and just put

Starting point is 00:49:30 a ton of butter on and then um we ordered yeah a filet with a bone-in filet with oh my god we had beef stew the most incredible I think my favorite thing that whole entire dinner was the beef stew we got um just a ton of shit caesar salads the croutons on the caesar salads were the size of a rubik's cube literally like they were the biggest croutons and they deep fried them so when you eat them they're like eating a it's kind of like eating the breading off of um fish and chips it had that like deep fried thing to it and it was like I could only have a little bit because I was like this is so heavy and everything was so heavy the steak was huge like everything was huge um and then we ordered all of the desserts we had like a apple crumble we had a

Starting point is 00:50:22 and they all came in skillets a skillet apple crumble with ice cream we had a brownie skillet with ice cream and then a chocolate chip cookie with ice cream um and I had we all had like drinks going the whole time it was a fun ass dinner and I this is the part I want to tell about this story so I'm like at dinner and I believe it or not because here I am being like it's my birthday welcome to my birthday party this is my podcast it's all about me it's the Jacqueline Monroe show something about me is that when I'm with people out at dinner um I don't like to necessarily if it happens sure like and on this occasion I was the center of attention it was all about me that entire dinner it was all about them asking questions about my podcast and what I do

Starting point is 00:51:06 and my like behind the scenes shit for my podcast and my engagement with Corey and that whole story like I literally talked the entire time but um usually if I'm at a dinner or something with new people I kind of take a you know I I only speak I'm spoken to no I I usually like uh I'm a little more ask people about themselves more I guess is what I'm trying to say I usually am that person I get other people talking that's something I always try to do like I would rather someone else talk and tell their story than sit and talk all about myself because I feel like I do that enough on my pod I don't know like it's especially with new people like I'd rather sit and get to know them that way and then they can I don't know so somehow someone asked me we first started

Starting point is 00:51:53 talking about the engagement story so I did the entire spiel on that and then this guy comes in with a guitar and he's like he like heard about we were engaged he's like congrats on the engagement um can I play his song and then he was like playing like his like his guitar and singing and it was like kind of awkward because he's like literally right there next to the table and it's like I was just kind of like bopping back and forth like trying to like go along it was like what kind of music was that um a little honky-tonky or like kind of like um lumineers vibes I don't really know so I was just like bopping back and forth and because it's like you don't you like want to look at him but then he's like looking at you while he's singing and I don't

Starting point is 00:52:36 know it's like this stranger but um he was telling me about his wife how he proposed his wife and how it like got ruined because he like fell asleep on the bed with all the roses roses and like she came in she's like where are the kids and he had sent the kids to like the grand grandparents house to have them babysit while he was going to propose to her because so it was just them too and then she like comes in and like is like where's the kids and then it all got fucked up so it was funny he's telling us about his engagement story we were telling him about ours and then he's like playing music and he like slipped in this information about how he like pursued his music career instead of um like getting his becoming a doctor or something and i don't know

Starting point is 00:53:17 was like it was funny the whole you'd have to this whole entire podcast might be or like this part of the story or the episode might be like you had to be there but anyways it was a great dinner uh I've never been so full in my life I was like it's one of those things where like I didn't eat that much but everything was literally so heavy like so dense and yeah the next day we uh get um coffee okay cool we check out of the hotel we go have breakfast at their house um we drove back to san diego okay cool now i'm gonna tell like i i should probably this is a long episode for my birthday i'm like i want to eat these edible arrangements and like get the fuck off the podcast and go enjoy like shopping and a

Starting point is 00:54:04 each day or something but here we are I'm just like going off about what I did this week like I always do but for some reason I have it in my head I'm like it's my birthday like I shouldn't this doesn't need to be so um detailed and so long so we went to LA okay we did Sherwood we had a little steak dinner at that cool place we hung out with his friends and their kids and um it's such a mind fuck being around little toddlers because they're like jumping on the trampoline and they're like playing with all their toys and they're like showing me around and like telling me all the rules and it's like summertime they're being kids it's like but it's such a mind fuck because I was like I was just doing this I have such vivid memories

Starting point is 00:54:50 of being a toddler like five they're younger than that but like a little kid in the summertime time like I all that I did so many fun activities just like frolicking in the fields and like just making mud pies jumping in rivers and going swimming at the lake and I don't know it's like I feel like I had a really great child childhood in that way like summers living out on the in the farmland were were amazing so um yeah I feel like that's the best place for kids to grow up like middle of nowhere country farmland it's not like i was living in the middle of nowhere we had it was like a what do i always say about my hometown i'm from mount vernon washington if you're wondering oh my god i didn't say this speaking about vernon washington i sat next to

Starting point is 00:55:37 a guy this has never happened to me in my life on our flight home from charlotte i'm talking to this guy he's doing business in san diego and somehow i asked him where he's from he's like I'm from Mount Vernon Washington and I was like holy like what like that never happened that is such a random like I'm literally sitting next to him he's telling me his life story and I'm like what then he was talking about the different roads like the places he grew up the road he lived on I'm like I know exactly where that's at he was talking about going to school there and just everything and I was like oh my god so that was really cool but um back to what I was saying about kids growing up in farmland I feel so blessed that I got to do that like I mean we

Starting point is 00:56:21 what else did we do we we had like the best fourth of July's we could just like blow fireworks up in the fields and shit yeah it was great um so I guess the last recap or story for today on my birthday is 4th of July so um I by the way like I feel so spoiled like like Sherwood is such a nice golf course I didn't get to play or like I I just it wasn't it was a guy's thing like I didn't want to I was with the girls whole time but like I feel so spoiled like I got to go to Sherwood this is like Tiger Woods favorite fucking golf course it's so nice and I get to just like go to the country club lay at the pool like get like little drinks just like i don't i just feel like i didn't i didn't grow up around country clubs but they're so nice the locker rooms are so nice

Starting point is 00:57:18 there's so many like amenities and like things like for you in the locker room there's like hair it's like going to a nightclub in vegas there's just like everything on the counter that you would ever need as a woman like just so much like so many pampering products and then you go to the pool there's just like staff coming over just like checking in checking in on you this girl was like helping with the wi-fi password and i was like can we be sorry i literally sometimes a plane will be in the sky and the sun will hit it a certain way and i'm like that's a that's a fucking ufo straight up so anyways this girl was helping with the wi-fi password she was so nice and i was like i just felt like did we like i want to be

Starting point is 00:57:58 your friend you're so nice um yeah anyways I also went to a country a country club for 4th of July and I guess the reason I'm even bringing up country clubs like doing stuff there is it just feels so like like there's like an exclusivity it feels exclusive and it feels like it's like fancy and I'm just like not used to it so whenever I'm like around them i'm like oh my god people like this is a thing like you what i don't know it's like going to a nice hotel i i mean i've been that's what i would compare it to it's like you're at a nice hotel just happens to be a place where people have memberships and they play golf and they have access to all the amenities it's like nothing crazy but i don't know i just love

Starting point is 00:58:45 country clubs i'm like what did cory say he's like he's like he's like you better he's he's like welcome to the country club lifestyle you better get used to it um he grew up around it he um played golf his whole life and shit so he gets it i just was so mind it was so mind-blowing when i heard how much of membership costs at these places i was like what what it's like a mortgage it's like it's like you're buying a house but you're buying a membership to a country i would do i get it now now that i just started playing golf i'm like my dream is to live on a on a golf course and like have a membership country club like that would be so nice play golf all the time you live there it's beautiful i get why people live on country in country clubs now or on the

Starting point is 00:59:31 course because it's amazing okay so fourth of july we went to la jolla country club for the firework show and um I'm trying to think here how did it start we parked on the fairway at hole 18 I was like isn't this the course just like it had so many cars on it I was like damn this is I wonder how bad the damage is or like how much they have to fix the greens after that but pull up um there's like carnival stuff everywhere for the kids there's food everywhere there's like tri-tip short or uh ribs uh pulled pork there's like all the meats hamburgers hot dogs potato salad coleslaw like all the things like all the fourth of july foods literally like every 10 feet there's someone with a hog and daw's ice cream bar cart trying to give you ice cream um there was a

Starting point is 01:00:31 putting contest there was a place to take pictures in front of american flag there were um just tons of tables everywhere to like sit out and eat um tons of people um should i do a whole spiel about how rich people just look different like literally the net worth of everyone at that fourth of july soiree was probably like 10 billion dollars like it there's just like a look it's like genetics mixed with like people care I don't know they're like they just look rich what is it it's like yeah okay take the clothes away because clothes can help that situation but like you when you get a bunch of rich ass people together to country I don't know it just like look different than anything I've ever seen in my life and I was trying to like analyze it the

Starting point is 01:01:21 whole time I'm like I was also like do I fit in like do is this like a good outfit like I wear like white linen pants and like a and i had so many issues oh my god i don't even want to talk about the getting ready process i couldn't figure out my outfit to save my life and that's not me usually i just pick something out and i go with it this time i was like do i wear a dress do i wear a skirt do i wear pants it was like do i wear all white do i wear something red white and blue like i couldn't figure it out so i was really stressed about my outfit and then i show up and I was like I fit in very well um you gotta have glasses with gold frames okay pure so rich okay all the clothes are nice that's like a given but the fucking faces like everyone's had a little

Starting point is 01:02:06 work done but not too much everyone just looks healthy you know what it is for me the older people look so healthy and I'm like goddamn like fit they just look I know they're like 79 but they look fit and healthy and like well taken care there's a difference and I think yeah whatever it was like nice to see um but also like really I'm not from here you have to understand I'm not used to seeing this kind of crowd so sometimes when I'm around it I'm like this is nice I get it I get why I mean I mean health is wealth wealth is also wealth helps health if you can afford I don't know like what are they probably they probably all like cold plunge and like do all these like detox things they're getting colon or colon cleanses around the clock they're

Starting point is 01:03:00 fucking doing uh sonobello or sonobello for their cellulite and shit i don't know it was fun to see a bunch of rich people hanging out and uh watching fireworks and just drinking and having a good time with their kids rich kids are also different that's another thing there's also like a rich kid vibe jimmy anyways um jimmy wait jim i can't and it's something i can't like put my finger on if that makes sense i just like it's like an aura radiating off all these people i'm like whoa so yeah what did we do so we got oh this is the part i'm not including in this fourth of july um party thing so i show up with an elephant on my chest and i'm full of fucking anxiety and i kind of it was all over

Starting point is 01:04:01 my face and cory goes jacklyn what's wrong he always knows he knows literally i could within two seconds he knows something is wrong which is kind of beautiful like he can read me like a book like that and he's always like aware of how I'm feeling and how like if I'm good or not and he always like wants to pull me aside and make sure I'm good and so he did that and I literally was like this is the part I was mentioning earlier about feeling like I don't have enough hours in the day I was just breaking down to him how the I was breaking down him the volume of the my workload and I was including all the housewife shit by the way I was including all of the like you know Louie pissed on the couch again I had to clean the couch this week that

Starting point is 01:04:46 took me this amount of time to like I wasn't telling him all the time it took but I was like breaking down like certain things I do throughout the day that take away from my work stuff and how I feel so burnt out and like swamped by it all and I was like I don't know what to do and it's really bad like I'm just this is like a vulnerable moment on my birthday okay like I think I'm biting off more than I can chew right now and I keep telling myself like this is what I have to do I have to do this this is not negotiate this is a non-negotiable thing I have to do um I'm talking about my podcast by the way I'll just give you like a little insight into the workload I'm talking about and the volume so I'm setting out on this with this new strategy this new plan and I'm like

Starting point is 01:05:39 okay I'm gonna do it I want to do it this excites me and it doesn't fit in with my life and I was telling him I was like I need to like I was like I gotta something's gotta get cut like I was like I can't do I'm saying here's what it is I'm busier than ever I'm more I have a life okay if you've started listening to me from or if you've listened to me from the start the only thing I had going on in 2020 when I started this podcast was me and Jimmy I worked out I podcasted I had my little remote job uh for a PR company I'm no longer with and it was just like that I didn't have a boyfriend at the time like it was just very like me myself and I I wasn't busy I had nothing going on now it's every fucking weekend it's i'm not complaining i love that's what i was telling

Starting point is 01:06:28 me he's like is it too much like are you not having fun doing all these trips and all these things i was like no no i was like that's fucking that's great i love like that part of my life of course i have zero complaints like no i i'm really not complaining i just feel stressed out about how much work i'm trying to do right now and i don't know how to like prioritize things and it's a lot of like pre it's it's a lot of like okay if I know I'm going on this trip I do I finish the podcast work x amount of days ahead so that by the time I'm on the trip I'm not freaking out like I have to do it last minute that type of thing so I'm trying to like juggle all of these podcast tasks with my full-time job literally I think I do okay these are my four

Starting point is 01:07:18 these are all my jobs I work for a uh PR company okay I work so PR PR corporate job podcast fiance uh fiance like housewife like no fiance the relationship I have with Corey that's a whole separate thing job because that's like me and him I'm not gonna include the chores like why i'm including by the way he's calling me again then there's um dog mom walking the dogs taking care of the dogs like doing all that um and then there's like house stuff he's calling me again hi i'm still podcasting sorry no no i'm literally talking about the breakdown i had at fourth of july without going into like extreme detail like i'm just kind of saying how i was stressed out about

Starting point is 01:08:16 my workload and i was like freaking out so well you got a lot to talk about i'll leave goodbye no but you were there for me and you helped me through it and then i felt better well i'm a psychiatrist i'm a therapist i'm a financial uh backingist and uh loverist all the ifs you could possibly want you really are what are you doing right now why'd you call are you like um I thought you'd been finished by now all this all your yapping for the last couple hours I thought you would have been done but sorry no whatever you think okay this is how it is whatever amount of time you think that I would be taking to do my podcast multiply it by like five or six that's it's like always way more than you think oh well how dare i call no but it's

Starting point is 01:09:10 true and i'll get into that because i'm about to talk about all my like continuous part of the podcast but it's like oh you want to post a podcast edit it real quick no it's like four five six hours straight well this will be pretty good bloopers then me calling twice you're on the podcast now i know did you have lunch i just finished lunch and uh what'd you get just got my new three wood and uh no wait can we modify your old three wood for me yeah sure and then we have uh the putting as well the the lab golf putter nice what three what did you get The Mizuno? The Ping.

Starting point is 01:09:55 Wait, isn't there a Mizuno one you liked? No, I tried the Ping, and this one went 40 yards further than the one you got me. Damn. That was the Callaway LS, the Rogue LS. Damn. LST. Yeah, that was my fault. That was my fault.

Starting point is 01:10:15 It's okay. I'll take that. but uh you know just you know i'd just be really great to qualify for this tournament it's the u.s amateur qualifier i'd be great to qualify yeah when is that trip uh that's on the 17th another trip well no it's here in san diego it's just basically i'm practicing on the 16th but it's in murrieta it's in murrieta yeah am i your caddy if you want i think i'm gonna do it how many holes or like is it 36 holes two rounds and you gotta walk the whole thing you gotta walk the whole thing if you want your steps

Starting point is 01:10:58 and you can just oh i'll 100 do it your pool you just take a pool cart with me and just pull it and you'll just be my caddy yeah cool and and remember that what should i wear girl you just say next to me and shut up shut the fuck up my duty to you as a fiance and as a future wife is to shut the fuck up shut up and listen i kind of talked about that earlier but like i didn't play the tiktok oh um yeah that was that was a funny video what should i wear i just want to you know one of your outfits you're going to be walking a lot so something comfortable it'll probably be a little warm because it's in no like what should i wear kidding uh skirt skirt how should what fingertip just make sure you cover up the camel hoof

Starting point is 01:11:54 you know okay all right i'll let you go okay no um what time are you gonna be home um normal time normal time yeah okay all right and then our dinner is at what time uh 7 7 15 and we have to go downtown yeah okay all right goodbye goodbye okay all right i'll talk to you oh we hung up no oh i'm kidding um yeah so anyways I had a little breakdown about how I have so much to do so little time the end like it's not that crazy but he had to like pull me aside and kind of like hear me I started getting like teary-eyed a little bit I was like feeling really bad and um I just hate when I'm at something I'm like this is so cool like I'm at this beautiful fourth of July party and I showed

Starting point is 01:12:53 up I had it like hit me it was like hitting me when I was getting ready honestly I was like thinking and thinking and thinking and like because what it is is it's like I'm constantly doing I'm a one-woman show one I'm doing this all on my own right so I'm like constantly going to things I have a social life now like fucking finally right and I'm plugged into a lot and I'm like it's like never-ending and then I'm like I feel like I have to constantly catch up and I need like I need a team I get why people have like a full fucking you know manager producer like social media manager everything because like it's a lot to do on your own so anyways let's cut okay we watched the fireworks they were beautiful we were right under them because you know it was

Starting point is 01:13:42 we were sitting at the tables and it's like amazing um I had cherry pie had some ice cream it was great um probably one of the coolest fourth of july's i've been to okay i think i'm gonna wrap the episode and call it a day um what did i say in the beginning i was like welcome to my birthday party did this feel like you were at a birthday party like hanging out with me or like it was did anything special happen i mean cory called what three times and or twice and then I ate edible arrangement fruit chocolate cover fruits and yeah um we're going by the way I mentioned on the phone we have dinner tonight um I told this is the one thing I haven't asked for anything for my birthday and asked for a single thing I don't like the only thing I really

Starting point is 01:14:35 want on my birthday is a nice dinner I don't really want like a party or a big celebration like when I was younger I cared I don't know I'm saying that now like maybe in a few years that'll change like I know I know I want to do something big for my 30th um or something like bigger than just dinner but the one thing I did ask where I said I want to go to Fogo de Chão for dinner and if you don't know what Fogo de Chão is it's this Brazilian steakhouse where you show up you get a plate or like you know you get like a table obviously but you fill your plate up with a bunch sides at the buffet thing they have there and then you go to your table and you get these like red light green light stoplight things they're like little wood um things cylindrical cylindrical

Starting point is 01:15:24 things like little things like cubes like little blocks kids play with but they're red and green the green as long as you have the green facing the servers on your table they will come uh come out with a big meat skewer thing and shave meat off on your plate until you put the red one out to tell them to stop so i i've done this a few times it's like super fun to do with a group and there's one in san diego and that's what i'm having for my birthday dinner because i me and cory like me i think it's a fun experience uh it was either this or the melting pot but we looked it up in the melting pot um shut down so we're going to fogo to chow instead i think you can like order off the menu too like there's a menu but then they also come by with a meat um you

Starting point is 01:16:13 definitely get the meat sweats after um literally we're going to hawaii in two days oh my god so holy shit i have like a lot to fucking get done before we go i have to pack i have to shop i have to like i i'm before okay i was like oh my god i need all new outfits like i want to make this like i want to have like super cute outfits for hawaii oh my god like every time i go on vacation like i need i need all new clothes but i'm like okay today i mentally said to myself i was like jacqueline you have options you're better off going through your closet trying things on like putting together cute outfits you have things you haven't worn in a while you know you can make it work you can make it work it work with what you have so I mentally decided I was

Starting point is 01:17:00 like all I'm gonna buy for this trip for our Hawaii trip are bikinis that's it like I'm just gonna treat myself to some nice like I kind of want to get like beach bunny like nice like bikinis with like cool hardware on them and stuff like something different than my normal like Amazon bikinis so I have to do that wait um there was something I was gonna say oh I remember at the beginning of this episode I was like I have another idea for the PGA um for the PGA rebrand rebrand that I proposed in like two episodes ago I was like the PGA needs a rebrand it's like it's boring it needs to be like pop culture needs to come in and spice it up it's just like whatever but I thought of fucking boxing and how there's ring chicks and I thought about

Starting point is 01:17:51 how like imagine you're watching the masters and then it's literally at Augusta it's like so like you know like fancy um and old and traditional and like you know golf has that vibe to it so I was like okay wait you know how there's ring chicks in boxing there should be um there should be like hot chicks on the putting green during golf golfing tournaments or something like I don't know like pulling the flag out like you know what I mean like just something just a little like a golf you know they could be like golf they need to be like hot golf girls there needs to be cleavage there needs to be like shorter skirts than the country club regulation and length skirts there needs to be like you know and then they're like walking around the

Starting point is 01:18:44 putting green i don't know they're just like they're it's more for the visual experience as a viewer this sounds so like fucked up sexist and like stereotypically i enjoy that part of boxing i love i was just at like a fight a few months ago for something i don't really i don't remember what it was i think we were at like a casino watching one of cory's friends's friends is something uh they're boxing or something and like it's i'm like the ring girls make it like it's like fun they're like hot i'm like this this is what golf needs um and whenever there's two it's like you i'm just like comparing like which ass is better i'm literally like a dude it's so like who doesn't do that you know even okay i'm saying it

Starting point is 01:19:32 out loud here on my podcast like if i'm at a boxing match and there's a ring girl and there's two of them i'm like thinking that and i'm also checking them out like people are you're thinking it too you're looking you're when the hot girl the big tits and her little short shorty booty booty shorts walks out with the with the sign you're noticing it and you're licking and you're thinking things okay i'm just saying it out loud but but i think it'd be hilarious if um that's like the the direction i'm i would like to see the pga go like something like that i don't know if it's on the 18th hole i don't want it to be like a distraction but like just something cute little girl pulling the flag out of the hole maybe like cheerleaders

Starting point is 01:20:22 like nfl cheerleaders but they're like i don't know just sex sex sells right it needs to be in the pga more um think it would help so that's the podcast um i think the only thing i didn't talk about today is like britney spears allegedly punching someone or like someone accusing her of like hitting them it's like a is he like a hornets player i don't know i saw a headline like it's something like that but i thought that was hilarious when I was reading it um cool well I definitely have some time now back to myself for my 29th birthday to relax and enjoy and edit this fucking episode and some other things other pieces of content that are uh you know needing to get out so um yeah I feel like most birthday

Starting point is 01:21:23 I'm turning 29 so I'm 29 today I don't feel like I think the only time you feel different is it is when it's like a big milestone like a 20 or a 30 I think I'll feel like different next year I don't feel any different um I don't think I'll I think I'll always feel like 25 I think a lot of people say that like even older older people are always like yeah I'm still I still feel like I'm 25 like I'm mentally 25 all the time do I sound more I think I sound maybe more mature than I did when I started this podcast or my life like I didn't do any reflection on being 29 29 things I learned in 29 years 29 things I've overcome I kind of alluded to that in the beginning but like I am feeling grown I'm feeling grown up I'm feeling like

Starting point is 01:22:14 here's what I'll say I feel like things are unfolding exactly how I dreamt them up to if that makes sense um I feel very fortunate right now I feel like my life is very sweet and I have a lot of blessings and I'm healthy I'm happy I have a lot of love in my life I have a lot of support i have a lot of laughter i have a lot of like my family relationships are all solid like except for my dad and that's probably going to be a patreon episode we'll probably i'll probably do like an exclusive podcast about that for another time um patreon.com slash tjms um so pretty much that's the only area that's like kind of on the rock you know it's rocky but um just to give you an idea i haven't talked to him in a in a year so

Starting point is 01:23:14 yeah um it's kind of shitty but other than that things are going very well i feel yeah another year older and just i feel like you definitely like as you get older you start you stop caring so much and you just like give less fucks you're more confident you're more like sure of yourself and life is just like easier in that way because I think yeah you know if you if you're a long-time listener I literally struggle with like self-esteem confidence insecurity all that shit for literally my entire life up until like 26 so I feel like I'm out of the woods of that now and um I just feel like I'm kicking ass and as far as this podcast goes I think this is my proudest accomplishment I am I think

Starting point is 01:24:14 would I say that how what was what's like my number in 29 years what am what am I most proud of I would say this podcast is what I'm most proud of I think I I kind of surprised myself if that makes sense like for the longest time I watch people on like YouTube and Instagram like all the social platforms like popping off and like being influencers and like making a bunch of content all the time I was always kind of like oh I want to do that and I'm doing it so like I don't know that's something I'm very proud of I'm proud of the fact that I've done this consistently for almost three years now it'll be three years in September and you know what I'm fucking proud of I'm fucking proud of the fact that at my lowest point in life

Starting point is 01:25:06 I'm not being dramatic when I say that September 4th 2020 when I started this podcast was like my rock bottom okay it's a pairing just go watch my early YouTube videos like I was not in a good place physically mentally like it was I was a little I was going through it who wasn't it was like the pandemic right um but I think I'm proud of the fact that I set a goal a very big goal to podcast seven days a week for a year now while I did not go to 365 I went to 300 and I'm fucking proud of that okay when I say like I was podcasting every single day is it a podcast or is it a radio show radio show at that point like literally I would lug my laptop on all my travels I would podcast every single day seven days a week I did that and I'm like that's not that's fucking crazy

Starting point is 01:26:01 like what I go from never accomplishing my goals always half completing things always being indecisive about what I want to do to making a decision to podcast doing it 300 days in a row and fucking continuing it for the next two years after that like i don't know i'm just like that wasn't before i did the me before the me now would not have been able like i wasn't i'm capable obviously i'm capable of it and i proved that to myself and over the years i've built all this confidence up about myself because i'm i keep accomplishing my goals every week with this show and yeah it's crazy because like for so long I just had no I didn't think highly of myself I was never proud of myself about anything so I think it's been I think one of the number one

Starting point is 01:26:56 things about my favorite things about um what I've done in the last 29 years is just like finally being proud of myself about something and not like literally just that's just being proud like damn i'm doing this or like yeah so life's pretty cool like that um i'm gonna officially wrap the episode up now i was telling cory on the phone i was like whatever amount of time you have in your head that it takes me to record and edit and post a podcast multiply it by like five or six like editing making clips doing all that stuff i used to i remember back when i used to edit a vlog for this startup excuse me the startup company I used to work for and I edited their edited their vlog and their podcast and I was also a graphic designer I don't know if you know that um I don't think I

Starting point is 01:27:49 mentioned that job I had before but I would literally edit for like 18 hours a day I was literally all I did was the vlog like the vlog I would make like a 10 minute vlog have all this footage because it was like a behind the scenes like you know at the office type of vlog it's it takes so long. And I want to announce that I am now utilizing this amazing piece of software called Gling, G-L-I-N-G. It is an AI tool that cuts out all of the silences and the bad takes of your like video. So what that's great for is when I edit my clips for TikTok and Instagram reels and stuff, I just upload the footage and then it cuts out all the parts I'm not talking. because if you notice when you watch short clips on TikTok like they jump really fast there's never

Starting point is 01:28:43 a pause you just hear the person talking the whole time and that's a standard you have that's industry standard that's what you got to do and it's like the best I feel like it's the easiest to ingest as a listener because no one has time for silence anymore they just need to be constantly stimulated and fucking entertained and yeah it's great so I'm utilizing AI now or I'm like taking advantage of ai to help me with my editing process and i can only like there are so many amazing i can just i can only imagine the amount of ai help editors are gonna have in the future because it's like it's like it's all the bitch work you don't have to do anymore because i'll just sit there and i'll just clip out all the all the silences for like an hour straight of like a

Starting point is 01:29:27 super long video and it's like i don't need to be doing this a fucking robot can do this for me and it's pretty clean i'll say that this glean app is pretty clean um you do have to go back in and tighten it up a little bit obviously you know it's not going to be perfect but um it cuts my work down to like like by 90 so yay um all right that's it i hope you enjoyed this episode please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now and send me a little birthday gift by reviewing the show and signing up for my patreon patreon.com slash tjms i'm building a little community over there go check it out two bonus podcasts and one vlog a month patreon.com slash tjms follow me on instagram at jacqueline monroe follow me on tiktok

Starting point is 01:30:17 at jacqueline monroe and subscribe to my youtube channel there's another little fun birthday gift you could do three okay these are the three gifts I want for my birthday I didn't ask for anything this year so I'm gonna ask for these three things review my podcast right now five star review my podcast five five dollars subscribe to my patreon patreon.com slash tjms for five dollars and excuse me and uh subscribe to my youtube channel thank you it's my birthday just like give me what I want it's not that hard um it's weird like asking people for things I don't know like I used to be weird well I'm still being weird about it bitch just ask and shut like just just plug plug and shut the fuck up oh by the way I had a famous um line at that country western dinner

Starting point is 01:31:15 still not ending the podcast not ending the show and I might title the episode this but I also my title something about my birthday um and when we were at this little like country western dinner steakhouse place the old place in um Agoura Hills when we were up in LA um LA somehow we were talking about like the roles of like what I do in the relationship what Corey does in relationship and the famous line of the dinner because like I said it was all about me it's all about what I have to say everyone was focused on me I was telling stories the whole time they're all interested in me me me I was the center of attention okay and it's fun when you're the center of attention because like you could say something that's like not that funny but just

Starting point is 01:32:05 because you're the one that's like everyone's like listening to it you'll say like something anyways uh i had like a zinger and i'm really wow this is like a big setup for something that might not even be funny to you yeah this is another fucking you had to be there situation i was talking about how they're like cory was telling telling them about like what i do for him and they're like you know what is court jocelyn what does cory do for you and i was just like provide protect penetrate provide protect penetrate I think that was the gist of it provide like he provides for me he protects me and he penetrates you had to be there provide protect penetrate um it's what every man should do for his woman

Starting point is 01:32:53 it's not that hard um anyways uh fuck I wish I had like a better memory of like how that happened I think that's the gist of it we were just talking about like what because Corey's always like she you know every time I come home she's making me these little like appetizers appetizers before dinner and then she cooks me dinner and he always tells his friends that and then like what else does he tell them I give him back massages and I think I'm gonna like okay this is like still not the end of the podcast I saw this TikTok and this girl was like actually I followed her on YouTube like for literally since like seventh grade she was complaining about how she doesn't know how all these girls get engaged she's like I have

Starting point is 01:33:42 never gotten she's like I want that I want to get engaged I want to get married but yet I've had all of these long-term relationships and the guy never proposes to me ever I've had like a six-year relationship four-year relationship she's like in her 30s now i think mid 30s upper 30s so she's like girls like how do you get engaged like explain to me how you get a man to propose to you and i was thinking about it and i'm like i need to fucking start a coaching course on this like i literally have as a newly engaged woman i feel obligated or i feel like it is my role and my responsibility to society to come out with a coaching course on how to get proposed to because if i can do it so can you know like

Starting point is 01:34:27 i'll just keep it to myself i kind of wanted to comment on her video something sassy but like i didn't but like it's i'll go back to this because this is like my compassionate response in my like um like what I also believe and I've said this many times before here it's kind of like sometimes my answer to everything dating relationship is like it's just kind of random sometimes you meet that person and they propose to you like sometimes they're your you meet your best friend and that happens for some people for some people it never does or it takes a long time and you don't really figure it out until you're like pushing 40 and that that's okay like it happens um but then it's like it's all about the energy and the auras and like being healed and

Starting point is 01:35:24 like loving yourself and like being able to if you love yourself you'll be able to love someone else and they'll be you know it's all the things but like i said i could do like a how to be but what would the course be called like um how to see what it is though here's what it is any girl can get a man or no it's like there's a quote it's like anyone can get a man it's about keeping a man and then that's like the difference is like keeping a man around and like what are you doing to keep him around i don't know to me it's like very basic and very straightforward on what to do but like maybe not for everyone that's probably why i should start a course so cool

Starting point is 01:36:12 um again though I will go back to I think it's like sometimes you meet that person and they're they're it and sometimes you don't I feel lucky and blessed in that way um like literally he's my best friend it's like such a weird like we it's been a year and wait a year and almost two months on the 17th I'm counting like it's crazy that's not a lot a time to know someone and call them your best friend but like literally after like a month I was saying that so all right that's it love you thank you for being here and hope you enjoyed this and I will talk to you I think I said I'm gonna end the episode three times okay I'm officially ending the episode

Starting point is 01:37:05 thank you i love you thank you well very interesting thanks for being here i hope you enjoyed this episode and i will talk to you next time bye Outro Music

The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 346- Provide. Protect. Penetrate. THREAD.

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