The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 347- Addressing My Patreon Content (AUDIO ONLY)

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

IT'S WEDDING PLANNING SEASON!! Today I talk about showing my t*ts for money, how the wedding planning process is going so far, our wedding date and location, why I didn't feel excited about planning our wedding until yesterday, recap our trip to Maui and how I fit in with my new in laws, elaborate on what Tim Dillon said on his recent podcast about being hot and smart vs. hot and dumb, what happens to a woman when she gets married vs. a man, and MORE!! Thanks for listening, ILYSM!! :) BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠ *2 Bonus Podcasts and 1 Vlog/Month KEEP IN TOUCH! INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠  TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe  EMAIL THE SHOW! ⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠  MY MUSIC GUY: ⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠  SPONSORS Spotify for Podcasters

what's up guys it's episode 347 welcome back to the show let's start the episode off with a uh shit do i want a round of applause or do I want a drum roll a drum roll I'll announce what I'm gonna say followed by a round of applause okay uh we picked a date okay we have a date for our wedding yay okay Cory and I are getting married I'm not saying the date out loud I don't know do you tell people the date I don't know anything about weddings we'll get into this in a sec this is gonna be a a wedding planning excuse me a wedding planning uh update episode and a life update episode with like my trip to Hawaii what I bought on Amazon Prime Day um you know the latest

things that I've been up to so um yeah uh we picked a date and with that we have a venue in mind um that we're pretty dead set on because you have to have the date in the venue like locked in at the same time otherwise it's like if you pick a date and the venue is not available okay anyways so i'm going to start this episode off by saying patreon is not going how i expected it to go um and i feel like i should have known better or i should have so I'm getting inquiries about um I'm basically so I set out to create Patreon bonus content um as a way to show behind the scenes of my life vlog style like YouTube vlog style but on Patreon okay so I wanted to provide bonus content in that way and also bonus podcast episodes

and for five dollars a month patreon.com slash tjms let's plug and let's talk about this um thing I'm dealing with at the same time patreon.com slash tjms um if you want to become a patron go check it out today right now go do it um so I'm getting messages I did get a message of concern about my patreon which was funny because I was like, oh shit, people think I'm really flashing my tits on camera. Little do they know that is not happening and it won't and it will never. And spoiler alert, if you thought my Patreon was all about me showing my tits and get naked, it's not. All right. That might be a higher price point at a later date. We can do, I'll be brainstorming

with my business partner later about that anyways um yeah I'm getting inquiries about like oh you should what when will we see your boobs um are you doing bikini hauls um etc etc things along that line like basically like bitch we're paying five dollars where are your tits I thought we were on here to see your tits so it's not going so basically what I'm saying the whole plan for my patreon was to provide the bonus content i'm so cold right now oh my god okay my jaw is shaking literally okay holy hold on i'm sorry i'm this is like it's the ac combined with okay wait i'll reverse back it's holy shit fucking cold okay i worked out and i sat in the sauna and then i got cold because i sat in the car with ac

because cory blasts the ac after the gym meanwhile i'm freezing because i sat in the sauna and i was sweating and when sweat dries and there's cold air blowing on it you fucking freeze so there's that combined with the dogs love the ac and i blasted it for them in the house all morning and so the room was cold i'm still in my gym clothes by the way i haven't showered and i didn't warm up and put on a cozy bathrobe um you can't see any of this shit because it's audio only hey it's audio only today i forgot to mention that in the beginning it's audio only third piece of this i'm drinking a coffee protein shake an iced coffee protein shake that's like a frappuccino i'm still drinking i've talked about this for two years plus i'm this is my third year podcasting

i'm still drinking the coffee protein shake so i'm freezing i'm freezing okay so i wanted to make bonus content my whole goal right now is to recruit the ladies okay I'm getting married I want to talk about wedding planning shit I want to talk about being a housewife I want to talk about all that kind of stuff and I want girls listening but what's happening is I've got male listeners god bless their souls thank you for your patronship and your listenership going over and uh to patreon and expecting to see my tits or wanting that and i'm like that's not what i'm trying to do here so i gotta go warm up hold on let me put on a coat or something okay i'm back i put on this giant like fuzzy oversized hoodie thing that i got from

cory's closet cool um speaking of my tits they're so big and heavy now i think the reason why i was shaking so bad and my jaw was shaking is because my fucking sports bra was so tight it was like i have a high heart rate for my god damn coffee protein shake i'm swearing too much i did get feedback from Corey's mom that she thinks I swear too much on my podcast while we're in Hawaii she let me know that in the airport and I I need to slow it down so um they're so big and heavy now that um when I drink coffee and increase my heart rate and I'm cold and then I'm strapping them in super tight I can't fucking breathe and there's a swear word okay this podcast is not going well to be honest I'm trying to crank this out because I'm getting my teeth whitened in a couple hours

and I have shit to do before that including this podcast uh what's new it's like the theme of my life right now is so much to do so little time I never thought I'd be here I feel like a full-grown adult a full-grown grown-up woman who's booked and busy and um I'm not good I'm just gonna say it I thought you know I always come here and I say oh I'm so solid I'm such a go you know you can like I have all these podcasts right like I get it done I post them I'm on episode 347 I always mention that like it's the number is important to me I care about the numbers okay I care about the fact I have 347 episodes because when I set out to do this seven days a week for a year and I execute on that and I did it I was obsessed with the fact that I never missed a day

and I was every day I posted a new number it felt so good and that's how I build up my confidence my self-esteem that's how I learned to like feel good about myself and be proud of myself for something um excuse me proud of myself proud of my this jaw shaking is I should not be recording right now proud of myself about something for once because before that I was just so lost and like down and I've talked about it a thousand times here but um it was like the the feeling of like posting yeah a new number it was like damn I'm really growing this this feels good I'm accomplishing my goal blah blah blah so um yeah I don't even know what I just said I literally lost my train of thought um should we talk about wedding planning

should we talk about the okay yeah the date the venue um yeah I don't know anything about what so I got engaged back in May it's been May June July is it August it's almost August and let's just say that I was on a life high that was the highest I've ever felt on life like that was the best day of my life I look back at that trip we took to Catalina Island where proposed and I just think I just get so happy I love looking at her engagement photos I love looking at my ring still like I was so like woo you know and I did not expect to um dread planning the wedding as much as I am now and it's I finally yesterday was a turning point I do want to report because you guys don't know anything about this like I haven't really talked about

this process of getting the wedding planning started like I think this is the first episode where I'm mentioning it so I didn't expect to like let a couple months go by and then have an oh fuck we're doing this in a year moment and then realize like I gotta actually put the rubber to the road and what came with that was existential dread and like anxiety and feeling all this pressure to like make it happen and um so yeah I I thought like okay when it's time to like okay let a couple months go by you're engaged like enjoy the engagement and then when it's time to plan the wedding I thought it was gonna be like oh I can't wait to pick out the flowers and figure out the theme and like book the venue and do all the things like um yeah it just it didn't go that

way so um okay this is gonna be a choppy episode I just had to take a breather for my jaw shaking um situation because I don't know what's going on but I can't I'm talking and I'm like still shivering even even though I'm wearing this big hoodie thing now so yeah like I expected to be all stoked to like plan the wedding and instead it's like I've never had anxiety in my life until now and people be like Jacqueline maybe you're maybe you got engaged too soon or like oh maybe you're not ready to get married you should be excited if he's the one if he's the love your it's like literally I have googled and asked all the questions of like is this normal is am I like and all the things and I was talking to my mom on the phone yesterday I was like

the thought like I know I know it's right it's like an all-knowing thing it's never been a question I am not it's not like a oh I'm freaking out about if he's the one it's like no the thought of like booking everything and planning everything and getting it all done and like the weight of it and this is why I need a wedding planner um it's just it's like I feel like I'm in a pressure cooker and here's why okay like I said so much to do so little time it's now another area of my life that I have to like dedicate a lot of time and thought and creative energy into which I now like I said I turned I had a turning point yesterday I finally got excited I was on Pinterest I was on wedding dress websites. I was on, um, Zola on my Zola app. I started the guest list. I got Corey

on Zola. He put his guests on it. Zola is a wedding planning app. It's like the shit. It's got like everything in one place. Um, I wish, damn, I should reach out. They should be a podcast sponsor right now. Cause I'm just like, it's going to be nonstop wedding planning stuff. Heads up the next episodes will be for the next year. I'm going to be mentioning the wedding planning process so yeah I was like looking at um oh and I found a podcast the wedding edit I think it's called and I was listening to that all day and it was just like making me feel so at peace and like okay starting to like wrap my head around what goes into wedding because like I said in the beginning I I feel like okay I'm a grown-ass 29 year old woman I haven't been to any weddings

other than the weddings that I catered when I was like in my early 20s for my mom's friend I think I went to like six weddings and catered them so I've been around weddings but like I haven't participated in a wedding I've never been a bridesmaid I've never been a maid of nothing like I don't have a concept other than what I see on social media obviously and like TikTok videos and what people like my friends and family post of their weddings like um that I haven't wait was I invited to any of my cousins yeah I was invited to all their weddings they were just so I didn't go to them these are like distant cousins these aren't like okay anyways so I'm having to learn everything for the first time that's basically what I want to say today like come

along with me on the Jacqueline Monroe show as um as she as I learn about weddings from a like weddings 101 um pov because that's literally what I'm having to do like I just learned about save the dates like that's so important you send a card out like duh if I had to think about it like yeah you want to let people know you know in advance that we're having a wedding so like I learned about that I learned about um I've known about like the first look thing but Corey and I talked about it yesterday and I think we want to do something different for that so I have to like brush up on all the wedding terms and things and um yeah it's been it's been kind of hell because I've been guilty I've been feeling really guilty about why the fuck am I not excited like why can

I just be happy right now why can't I be stoked about planning this wedding why does it stress me out so much blah blah why whenever someone mentions a suggestion about what I should do for my wedding do I shut down and I get like annoyed and like so I've been dealing with that like the mental side of it where I'm like what the fuck is wrong with me but good news okay good news I'm talking to someone that's positive I have an outlet where I can like unleash all of this on another person besides Corey and my family like my mom I talked to her about everything obviously but and um i'm not special like this is a super common thing that happens to women when they get engaged and start planning a wedding um because it's a lot it's weddings are fucking insane first of all

so expensive like like if you want to have like a like a nice wedding i don't know like there's so many levels to it like we started out saying okay we want to have a small ceremony intimate family friends like closest friends only ceremony followed by a big ass party and I feel like we're still gonna do that but the budget for that is like 10x what I thought it was gonna be so um yeah like flowers a bouquet for the bride a thousand dollars like or I think I saw like the cheapest I saw for a bride was like 350 just for this flower she holds in her hand when she walks down the aisle like I didn't know any of this stuff so um wedding like the cost of a wedding is so expensive and we started off saying we want small we want intimate we want we want to have a

sick party after but like um and that's more of the focus than the little like we don't want to be in a church we don't want to be in another country we don't want to have a big sit down three-day thing where like there's all these events happening for like a for multiple days like we want to focus on like one day big shindig and then like a brunch and then obviously like rehearsal stuff the day before I guess that is a multi-day thing so yeah uh ka-ching ka-ching uh it's fucking expensive and um I feel guilty about that too because part of planning a wedding as a bride is like asking people for money like that have always offered and always said they would do it like it falls in the bride's family but like it's not it's just not you just have to

this is where I feel like I'm really growing up you just have to have those conversations like straight face and be like you can't make it weird you just you have to talk about it you have to talk about the money you have to talk about the cost of everything and um yeah so I'm I'm stoked finally I feel like I'm coming on the podcast I'm stoked to say or I'm coming on the podcast to say today oh my god my jaw's starting to shake again can you tell when you're listening this podcast god damn it it's so all over the place um it's like did I work out upper body sometimes when I work on my upper body things shake after the workout I didn't I don't know maybe if I put my arms at my side it'll calm my nervous system down I feel like I'm having

a nervous system override um cool so I don't remember what I was just saying again I'm losing my train of thought on this episode and I can't get it back I think I was talking about um oh I'm coming on the podcast I can finally say after getting engaged letting a couple months go by and having like existential dread and anxiety and like like feeling guilty that I feel that way and like all this shit and I'm coming on here today saying I'm actually excited and I'm every time I go on my Pinterest every time I look on Instagram at wedding stuff every time I listen to a pod I'm like excited I'm I can't wait so progress wedding planning progress has been made and it's just the beginning like we're pretty far out now um when I finally say the date I don't

know like should I google like do you is it normal to tell people what the date is I shouldn't do it until we actually send the save the dates um the date's cool and we actually came up with it um Corey's Corey's sister and I were talking at dinner she like in Hawaii we were I'm looking up hold on we were at dinner in Hawaii and she like whipped out her calendar on her phone she's like what's the date let's do it right now we were looking and seeing all the dates for like the weekend dates in 2024 and we saw when it had a ring to it and we're like oh and then there's like a double meaning with it which you'll if you're this will give it away if I say it let's just say there's a wildly popular sports figure that um his numbers were these dates

and it's it's or this date so there's your clue if you want to like go through your 2024 calendar on your iphone right now and like scroll around and look for like like a go uh athletes jersey numbers that'd be funny okay if you do that send me a dm of what you think the date is i don't know why i'm being weird about the date again like i need a i'm so glad cory's mom's helping me a lot with the wedding stuff she's like giving me suggestions she like gave me these books but i feel like i need a a wedding terminology um like i need like flashcards or like not terminology like wedding like planning um like the basics so I'm not even embarrassed by I mean it is what it is it really that's how I say that's how I conclude everything

I'm just like it is what it is I don't want to I think the worst thing I've gone through in the last couple months is just the guilt about not being excited to start planning the wedding it was like oh I have to fucking do this now like fuck and it's just so much to like and it's that's so that's so dumb but what I'm doing now is I'm allocating some I'm doing one thing even if it's small every single day towards the wedding towards planning it and then you know we'll eventually all that'll stack up and we'll be married and kumbaya I mean should I talk about the honeymoon plans because we figured out the honeymoon before we figured out the we were like working backwards we figured out the honeymoon

before the um the wedding stuff I mean should I just say where we're gonna go Tokyo fuck it Tokyo and Bali we said that to get like I swear to god we're like talking about like what should we do for the honeymoon and it came out of her mouth at the same time there isn't another there is not another place i would want to go like i want to be i want to have sensory overload in tokyo and then go relax in bali like that just sounds perfect and they're kind of situated i don't even know if i had to look on a map i don't even know where bali is like i know it's in the south South Pacific come on Jacqueline did you take geography in middle school

or elementary school Jesus Christ Bali map these pauses are helpful for my jaw chattering jaw shattering whatever jaw jittering that's a tip for podcast hosts out there listening right now just just pause just let it happen let the silence just overcome your body and don't be weird about it people are like how do you podcast alone for two hours straight let's just do it yeah just I don't think about it I just let the silence come over my body and right now I'm trying to do that and I'm talking anyways okay cool um wait bali's in okay there's japan obviously tokyo cool oh bali is not where i thought i thought bali was like out in the middle of nowhere it's like literally in

malaysia where's bali bali is a province bali is a province of indonesia and the western most of the lesser sun sun sunda islands east of java and west of lombok the province includes islands of bali a few smaller offshore islands huh yeah i thought it was like way out there like in just like a tiny little island in the middle of nothing you know i i feel like everyone can relate to this right now when i'm looking at this um this map of indonesia like i didn't i didn't learn all the tiny little islands i didn't i didn't learn in any of these there there's so many little ones just in the middle

of the ocean it's like we learned all the major uh countries and stuff all these little places are like i guess they're part of the big country um i learned more about like the caribbean islands so anyways honeymoon tokyo bali uh perfect sounds like a perfect combo combo um we're not i i'm at i'm at this point with with the wedding stuff where you just make a decision and run with it don't question it the more you sit in second guess and doubt and wonder oh should i change that up it's like i mean for certain details maybe decor decisions colors i you want to you want to pick you want it to be right but like I don't know I didn't even look at other honeymoon locations is what I'm saying like we just said Tokyo Bali together I think we

said that in Catalina when we were there for the engagement like I'm pretty sure we decided it there and I just we're going with it so um what else can I talk about with wedding planning um we're gonna tour the venue tomorrow which is exciting because we'll be able to see it in person and it's perfect for what we're trying to do it's so perfect and beautiful and it's it's just what we need like yeah so the venue tours tomorrow i gotta cory has to finish his guests why am i giving all this like to-do list shit for on the podcast right now um yeah like should I move over to what I got on Amazon Prime Day is that enough wedding update stuff um I started looking at dresses I like I made a Pinterest board for the wedding inspo like a mood board um I'm thinking

like classic traditional like I don't want to do something like okay a piece of me okay a piece of wants to have funky elements at the wedding i don't know what that means in my head i'm like i want to have quirks i want people to go wow this looks like like it's you know old hollywood glamour classy classic whatever but there's like this random little tchotchke that's like weird in the corner or like there's something on the table i don't know i'm just thinking like what quirky elements can we or like things to do at the party um we already have like ideas for the food that are a little bit quirky they're not like the traditional way to go so I want it to look beautiful like that like glamorous and traditional and then some like like strange

I don't know what that means I have to like look up ideas and see what other people do but um yeah oh we did start our registry that was kind of weird I'm like this is first of all weddings like there is a cringe element i forget who are i think brianna chicken fry that girl and she's like a podcast with dave portnoy um is that her name brianna from barstool she was saying this on one of her tiktoks she's like weddings or like everything goes around a wedding is so cringy and the fucking registry i'm like so people just like go to your registry on your wedding website and they just like this is like oh the couple's little dream list and they're buying it's like we want this sheet set or like we want this um bin like this basket for our linens or like

buy us a vacuum for our house someday it's just it's just like we have all the i'm looking at the registry stuff and i'm like we have this stuff i guess it's a way to like because when you get married buy a house do all the things like you buy you want to have like fresh stuff you want like the missing piece is like i don't have a kitchen aid like that that was the first thing i put on my registry just the thought of like this is our wish list and people are gonna i guess you give people gifts that they're they're a couple gifts at the wedding like that's a that's like a traditional thing to do you buy the couple a gift so this is a way to alleviate the decision making process and like it helps your guests know what to get you but just like i don't know

a little cringe there yeah there's some what else is like cringe um I don't know just I've never let's just get to the um get back to what I said about learning about weddings for the or like having to yeah learn about what goes into a wedding for the first time and blah blah like I've never I just don't have like a there's not a big space in my brain that cares about a big cool amazing beautiful wedding like it's not I've never really thought about it I don't have a dream about it I don't have a vision and I think that's what I was I figured out with my mom on the phone I was like I think for me to be excited about something I need to dream about it I need

to be I need to be visualizing it I need to see it like I'm a visual person I'm a creative person so that's what the Pinterest is helping me with right now like oh like I want this to happen I want to see this like design thing through and at my wedding like I need it to be a visual process for me to get excited so um yeah that's why I feel like it was frustrating at the beginning because I'm like I don't even know where to start so yeah shout out to everyone that's been to like 52 weddings and you know what you like what you don't like what the style what style you want what theme whatever like what flower color you want um it's just not just not what it's not it's just not me and I'm a fucking bride so another f-bomb sorry I'm trying not to swear so what did

I buy on Amazon Prime Day let's get into it um this is my I should title this podcast um this or I should get a shirt I should make a t-shirt that says this I would rather be cleaning my rug right now or I would rather be steam cleaning my what is it's not steam cleaner it's like a rug cleaner I would rather be cleaning my shirt make it short and sweet I would rather be cleaning my rug right now okay I I got a Bissell rug cleaner okay from Amazon Prime Day an influencer on Instagram influenced me to buy it because she bought it on Prime Day and I was like let's fucking go we've got dogs

this rug has been pissed on this rug has been shit on this rug has lots of fur and dirt and all the things and it's literally not the color that it should be it should be white and it's brown so tmi about my fucking rug in my apartment we live in a barn um so i got this rug cleaner and i cannot stop cleaning the rug i have gone over the rug not one time to clean it once not two times not three i've gone over this rug like 10 times i am obsessed with getting all of the dirt out of this rug it is so satisfying rug cleaner so like you know people like cleaning because it's therapeutic whatever it does the cleaning of the rug does something to my brain and like I'm thinking about it right now I'm I don't know what part of my brain's lighting up

this is like what coke addicts probably what happens to a coke coke coke heads brain when it fucking does coke like it's so satisfying it feels so it's like therapeutic satisfying to see the dirt getting sucked out and then when I take the canister off of the rug cleaner and I dump it in the toilet I think you're supposed to dump it in the bath I don't know it comes out literally black and what's so satisfying is as I've gone over it like multiple times there's spots on the rug that used to be piss yellow it came out piss yellow because it was dried piss this one spot that Louis pissed like a couple weeks ago I did I first went over it it was coming out yellow and then I did it again it was like a little lighter yellow and it was a little lighter yellow and then

eventually it's like clear that feeling of it coming out clear and then dumping it in the toilet the dirty canister in the toilet and it comes out pretty clean I'm like I just feel so good I'm like we live in a clean home this is a this is a this is a healthy environment to live in this is a non toxic speaking of that I'm also switching over to everything non-toxic cleaning products makeup everything I'm just fucking doing it I feel like there's chemicals everywhere I might as well if it's out there and I can buy it and it's got less crap in it less forever chemicals or PFAs or whatever they call them like or sulfates and shit I'll buy it so not only am I cleaning my rug non-stop and obsessing over getting the dirt out I'm also switching over to non-toxic products

um it's gone to the point where i'm cleaning the rug so often i'm i i put on a my new headset i have a new pair of over ear headphones i also got those on prime day um anyways i put on my headphones i play a podcast i turn on the abyssal and i start cleaning the rug but it's gone to the point where like cory will come home and that's all he sees me doing now like he'll it'll be like 5 30 and i'm just sitting there on my knees like going back and forth with the rug cleaner and i don't even notice he's home because it's so loud and then my headphones are in with noise canceling and i can't hear him and it's just like it it's a not like the visual is like i i can only imagine like every time he comes home it's like she's fucking cleaning the rug again so um i don't know

if that's uh your thing too if you're listening like do you get that little when you clean a rug like does it do something to your soul like dogs are gross and we let them on the bed we let them in the bed you know they're on the furniture they're all over the floor they're just they're tracking stuff in from outside constantly like I know I can do better and that's what I'm striving to do I'm striving my goal is to keep this rug I want the canister to always come out light brown to clear no no more black dirt coming out of that I mean when I say the first time I went over the rug it was coming out black it like that scares me I'm like I'm doing yoga I'm stretching on this rug I'm laying down on this rug I'm like playing with the dog it's disgusting like that is we again we

live in a barn we we have been living in a barn no longer do we live in I'm cleaning it now we do not live in a barn I also did the couch okay now I'm cleaning that's the next update okay I'm also the steam cleaning in the couch with the same Bissell I think it's called the little green giant or little green cleaner something like that it's like a portable it's not like the big vacuum one it's more of like a handheld one which I like better because you can actually like I feel like the vacuum sized ones aren't as precise you can't really like dig into the the carpet as good so that's what I got on Amazon Prime Day uh moving on let's just wrap up the episode right now with what did i do in hawaii how is fucking maui because swore again

jacqueline how's your trip to maui um first of all i'm let me take a sip of my coffee i am beyond blessed with the best new relatives i could ever ask for this was my first trip with Corey's family and his like extended family like his sister's husband's brother and his wife and their kid and his uh parents and you know what I mean so like I just told Corey I'm like this is the family I've always like I have a beautiful family don't get me wrong like like that's I'm not saying it like oh this is the family I always wanted this is the family I would want to marry into this is the one I've always wanted or dreamed of like this is great because not only do they

have cute ass little babies and toddlers um the cutest ever I can talk to any of them like and we can just sit and talk one-on-one like I can I can go out to the grocery store with one of them nothing's weird like I just I'm a culture fit okay I used to screen for so I used to hire people at this old company and I'd have to interview them and the number one thing I was told by my boss is like you're not i don't care about their resume i don't care what their credentials i don't care okay do they fit in are they a culture fit so i'd screen people for that and then we'd interview them again and get into the meat and potatoes of like what are they good at you know what are what are their what's their background but um yeah i feel like i i fit in because i've met other

guys families where it's like there's like a just like a quirk with one of them or like a personality quirk or something's just not clicking they're awkward they're weird you know no so I feel very blessed so we all went to we all went to Maui okay this is my perfect vacation I am like damn I want to go back right now my perfect vacation is wake up okay you're in a beautiful resort in a warm place like Maui you wake up you roll out of bed slowly when the sun comes up you're not in a rush you don't have to be there at 5 a.m and you work out i know that's insane for some people to work out on vacation but you go to the hotel gym first of all the air conditioning in a hotel in a warm place

especially in the gym and the scent of like they're putting botanical essences and like i don't even know like they're pumping they always pump like a scent in these hotels you know what i mean and the gym smells kind of like citrus and there's like cool towels with like essential oils on them like sweat towels and cold water with like fruits in it in a pitcher thing there to get and it's just nice so wake up go to the gym get a hard workout in go back to the hotel you're in a hot place okay it's pool time it's beach time put on a bikini get your little beach bag ready grab a book i forgot to book this trip you know get your beach pool stuff ready um sunscreen all the things and go down to the pool okay this is all we did literally this is

my perfect vacation it's like workout lay at the pool all day go to the beach because it's right there next to the pool like jump in the ocean swim in the ocean we'll go over to the little tiki bar get a pina colada maybe get a lunch like a snack you know maybe get like some chips and salsa or like maybe get like a little turkey wrap there's something okay there is something special about eating fried food and we didn't have it on this trip but i remember the first time i went to vegas there's something special about eating like poolside food or food at the pool on vacation like they come in these containers they come in these to-go boxes open it up it's like you got your french fries and your turkey club and it's just like eating that it's hot you're in a bikini

you've been tanning it's like definitely like too much you know like you should it's just like a lot of fun it's just they're always like oversized at these resorts and it's just so good and it was 42 dollars you know it was 40 like the pina colada was 24 and there's just something about that experience like i always think back to that first vegas trip we ate so many goddamn chicken tenders french fries burgers it was 132 degrees in vegas at the time i don't know like people are talking about global warming heating up the planet now it was hotter when i was there back in high school okay it was hotter back then um so yeah we had yeah we'd go to the pool all day back to the hawaii trip recap pool beach tiki bar pina colada we kept getting this ahi salad and then what else

we get um kept ordering something I ordered like something else I forget yeah we just and then oh and then it's time to golf or something oh that was the next day we did that in the morning never mind then you like go back to the room you shower you clean up you've been in the sun all day chill a little bit maybe you go shop around at the at the little shopping center down the way and then you go to dinner and then you dress up and then you put on your makeup with your your little sun kiss glow that you have to barely wear any makeup because you have perfect little freckles and perfect little everything and you're just glowing like a sun goddess and you put on your little vacation outfit you brought and you go to dinner and then you know one of the nights we like went

to dinner we walked around we um got some shaved ice saw this cool like bonsai tree thing I don't even know what it's called it's like this tree that looks like it has like 52 roots root systems or something it has like a main core trunk and then all of these out shoot shoot out part parts branches or whatever that go like underground they come up again it's like crazy so yeah we like walk around shop around um you know go out or put the kids down have some drinks watch the price is right we did that one night um yeah it was so fucking great like so relaxing we literally speaking of pina coladas like i'm pretty sure those like don't do anything to me we probably had like four a day like non-stop pina coladas and every every time i got one it was like 24

oh what's your room number put it in yeah that's one thing about vacation like just put on the put on the room what's charge the charges to the room charges to the room can only imagine how much it all costs but very grateful very thankful um i think i bought coffee a couple times at the coffee shop downstairs it's like 12 black coffee hawaii is expensive but like everywhere is expensive like that whole thing like oh I can I don't Jacqueline I don't get how you live in California I don't get how you live in San Diego it's so California's so expensive like it's like I mean I'm taken care of for the most part at this stage of my life and I have here and there in the past I'm talking about like a man and you're living with them and they're taking care of everything but when I've

been on my own paying for my own apartment working like having a life it's not that bad it's not great it could be better if i was living in another state like i don't know um we just went to north carolina i bet it's not it's probably going up there too there's like some states where it's way cheaper to like rent a place like a one bedroom it's not like two thousand plus dollars um that's what studios like i was looking at the rental situation happening right now and there's like studios for like twenty five hundred dollars a month so yeah like i've been here it's my fifth year um i moved in with cory in january so up until that point i was paying rent living at my own place did that for three years at that particular place i had before that i had a place

um another apartment i've had my own places since i moved here it's never been a it's like i don't know i just like i'm a i don't i don't make decisions based on like oh it's so expensive there like what it's so nice like i look at there's pros and cons to things like when you live in california like southern especially san diego like don't get me wrong has its pros and cons but i think it's worth that higher living cost um the trade-off or whatever it's like it's worth it having the weather having the the vibes having the chill vibes with the surfer chill vibes with the sunshine and the palm trees and the sexy people like it is such a sexy place i california's changed me i talked about this on my um on my charlotte vlog on patreon

patreon.com slash tjms like i'm so shocked to see fat people because i live in san diego and the part of San Diego I live in is like everyone gives a fuck about their health for like I all of San Diego it seems like does but like especially where I live and um like yesterday we went to this this uh speaking of fat people were eating pizza last night balance whatever who like it's so funny how like everyone makes everything a thing like god forbid you had pizza jack and you have to like announce that it's about all about balance but anyways you're at this pizza joint we got salad and pizza balance again um and these three women walked they got up from their table and walked out and they were so big and then i was looking at them i'm like this is not this is

small where i'm from or like there's pockets of the country where like that's just not even looked you don't look twice at that that's just what it is so it's so crazy how like I, I just, yeah, fat people don't do, I mean, like, I just, I'm just like, goddamn, we have so many tools, resources, access to things now where we know better. And it's like hard. I look at, I look at obesity. I look at being fat as it's a, it's like a, there's a lot of like factors at play. Definitely a lot of like mental health things happening, but it's almost like a cancer. like it's just so if that makes sense there's so much i'm not going to get into this and deep dive but like obviously the body positive movement uh doesn't jive with me i'm not into that whole

like health at every size mantra that people say when you know fat people post pictures and bikinis on instagram and like talk about how i'm healthy i'm perfectly healthy i have great blood work but it's like I just think like people it's just become so circusy and delusional like I just I don't give it any energy anymore like I used to really bitch and complain now that's something I want to work on here on the show like I've been editing these clips for TikTok and Instagram reels and like I feel like I'm always yelling like I feel like every time I post a clip I'm like like I'm just like telling people off or I'm just screaming about something but yeah I'm like sick of or I'm not sick of I'm like I just don't feel like bitching and

complaining about it anymore I feel like I've done that for so long I'm like okay time to talk about like girly stuff like wedding planning and um folding laundry and being a housewife I did find a super like feminist empowerment lady on TikTok yesterday who isn't the type of chick I typically follow but like she had some great points about what happens to women when they get married like it's very educational and like interesting like she roots everything she or everything she says is rooted in data like she's obsessed with data and numbers and like she doesn't just spit things based on emotion it's like no this is these are the facts so it was really interesting like hearing her say I like having awareness about this so that when I'm a married

woman with kids someday I don't get burnt out and I'm like what the fuck's happening like I know what's going on ahead of ahead of it and I know how to manage the load of like being a mom a working mom with multiple kids running a household like if that makes sense because yeah basically what she was saying this is really interesting data she's like when a woman gets married she gains seven hours on average of work per week and a man gave gains like 0.5 more hours of work and that might that might not seem like a lot but what that looks like is in a court in the course of a week that's an extra hour a woman is doing work and that could be as simple as picking up a sock she's factoring so what work is is like housework cleaning up dinner like making the

dinner for the family like putting on the table like you know putting laundry doing all the like chore stuff the more kids you have the bigger the household the more is going like that falls on the woman and that's just conditioned into us from from such a young age and honestly I'm not sitting here saying there's anything wrong with that I've come here so many times saying I love doing that kind of stuff that makes me feel happy but I want to be aware and I'm saying this or whatever now i'm like i just want to know what's up like because there's ways to manage it and i'm in a partnership where it is a partnership like it's not just like me doing all the shit all the house work non-stop like and my man's like bossing me around like told me you know telling me what to do

like why didn't you fix this light bulb why did you put my laundry where it's like never like that obviously um best example is like i don't take out trash he just does it i don't have to think he doesn't ask me like do you want me to take out the truck he just does it that's how it works around here like we just pull pull weight um but I know there's a lot of relationships I'm sure married women who the husband just works comes home sits down at the table for dinner and goes to bed and there's not a lot of um help around the house and I think that's so important like time is so precious like I'm realizing that now when I said earlier like so much to do so little time I value time more than I've ever valued and the like the best the the more like

Corey can do stuff to alleviate my house load or chore load or Aaron load the more he can do that the more time I get back in the happy area I'll be like if it's just non if that makes sense it's gotta be and I have to tell him that like he's like look if you ever need a little more help around the house with certain things or like chores errands whatever like because I know you do it all and it's always done every time it comes home it's pristine like I just do that unconscious it's not even like I'm oh like oh fuck I have to clean the house it's like I just do it but um it's just nice that he's and he's good at it like he'll just like he does his own laundry sometimes like he does um he doesn't like dishes I know I just I just do them I don't think that's

something i don't ever think twice about i just like do them um anyways but yeah i forget her name but she's got good stuff a lot of interesting uh information on like marriage relationship she her slogan or whatever is like no more mediocre she talks about how like men that do the bare minimum are like i don't know it's just it's one of those uh she's one of those chicks she's one of those like there's a tinge of like hatred or not hatred but just disgust about men in our society coupled with she's a wife with a husband and kids i'm pretty sure yeah i don't want to mess that up and she's thriving and she kind of shows you what tells you what she does so her name's um it's at that darn chat um on TikTok her name's Laura Danger what a great name Laura

Danger she's got 546,000 followers hashtag no more mediocre educator podcast host fair play facilitator um the one I did like that another video she posted I just saw it here I don't even know did we finish the Hawaii recap I don't know if we did I'm gonna wrap it up in like five minutes because I gotta go um she posted this video of this guy his husband and wife and the husband's like they're on stairs in like a garden or something in like the backyard of a house and he's got a garden hose in his hand and she's in front of him on a lower step and he's like reaching around like blasting her in the face with the hose like all over her face and she's like you know freaking out because it's like going she's like laughing or whatever and I thought

about it and I've been in that situation so many times and there's a certain type of man and these are the type of men that like literally don't see women as people and they're like it's just an object like legit they have no they I've been in a situation let me just catch the chase where like I've had a fire extinguisher in my face and I'm just like giggling it off because or there were so many times they're like oh we're just play fighting wrestling and I literally saw stars and blacked out or like I've been shoved pushed way harder than but it's like to them to the guy like he thought it's like oh I'm being playful this is funny and it's like I'm in pain and this hurts but there's something women do it's like being it's like i was always giggling

through it but why like i don't i need to like read the comments on her video or like what she was saying after the hose video the guy spraying water it's like because in reality i'm like this sucks i'm in pain or i'm like i don't like this but i would go along with it i think that's just like what women do they like they're there's a phrase she used i don't know let me just see what the comments were um a lot of people say like well what the fuck if a guy does that and the woman's laughing like she's playing along with it she's enjoying it it's like it's not it's like cruelty um divorce court does this too they say if he was so bad why didn't you leave sooner because i was afraid to die the comments oh my god i had a crush on someone who constantly messed

up my hair it took me a while to understand that i didn't like him i like the attention oh yeah like guys it's like attention yeah oh someone's like having viewed several of your videos they must inform you that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what men or males are yeah that's kind of how it is like when you see videos like this or people on tiktok or instagram it's like there's parts i i watch and i'm like fuck yeah i'm like into that and then there's parts that i'm like yeah you got that it's like you just you can't take every you can't just fully disregard someone because of like one videos you saw that you just that you disagreed with I think it's that's where we got to get to in

this society I don't think we ever will I think we're I don't want to be a doomsdayer but like it seems like we're too far far gone right now um where like disagreeing with someone used to be an interesting conversation like it used to be a way to better understand the world when you're literally face to face with a person and they're saying one thing and you're saying another thing and you don't get along at all like now and then you could still talk to them and still like them and still be friends with them whatever and now it's like literally someone disagrees with you and you just you don't like them it's like a character thing or it's like a um you think there's something flawed about like who they are because of their one opinion about

one topic or something um or is that one thing they said I know this is a cliche this is like a beaten this is like everyone talks about this like I'm not this is nothing new but um yeah i think it's important that's why i purposely listened to a lot of like podcasts that i don't agree with what they're saying necessarily or i think i think they're super fucking woke or like really far right or whatever like i like to hear all the sides all the all the ways of thinking because it helps me better understand the world and better understand why people are the way they are like if you just listen to what you like to hear it's not that's not good for you like there's so many people in this world with so many different

ideas about things and I just there's so much um just like everyone just shuts down it's like it's so sad and I forget speaking of podcasts that I don't necessarily agree with I was listening to leftovers it's like a podcast with um it's like Ethan Klein and Hassan Piker is that his last name um he's like it's like part of the h3 podcast but it's called leftovers anyways but hassan was mentioning how like people now this is kind of different or this is like a different topic but um how because people don't really do any deep research on anything and they're getting their information at such a surface level they have the intelligence of someone who's like in mid mid mid I can't even say the words I'm so fucking stupid and I don't

do deep research medieval medieval why is that so hard to say medieval times like the intellect of people is so dumb now or like the IQ whatever you want to call it the critical thinking skills is like you're back in the stone ages like which makes sense because I feel like sometimes and I've mentioned on this episode or excuse me this podcast I'm getting dumber as this episode goes on um I don't don't don't be like Jacqueline stop saying negative things about yourself it's just like it's not even like it just listen to the podcast I feel like I have to say I have to say like I'm not being I'm being I'm just joking around like this is not I'm not being like Jacqueline you're stupid like I know that's bad to say about yourself like this is and I don't do

the self-deprecating thing anymore if you've noticed like that was a I feel like an early do i still do i feel like i don't do that as bad anyways but um i've said on this podcast before how when i come here with topics written down about current events things happening in russia ukraine or like china or uh wherever like things happening like when i talk about like global news stories or like um human rights issues or like social justice topics whatever I don't even know when I come to the internet or come to this podcast with that stuff written down or like yeah just like current events I feel so fucking dumb because I don't know how anything pieces together I don't know the history I don't know the depth I don't know the logistics I don't

know anything I'm sitting here reading an article to you and I have a very again surface level understanding of the situation and I report on it and after I finish the topic I'm like I still don't really know anything about that like I just I just read the headline I just got the the little I got the gist of it you know what I mean and that's what I've realized with myself through podcasting like I'm not well read okay I don't read books I do here and there like I'm reading a I'm actually reading the subtle art of not giving a fuck again or I know I didn't read that when I read um you're a badass it's a different author I think um I'm yeah I'm actually reading right now but that's like a self-help mental health type book so um yeah like I can

only imagine if I was well read and I read history and I researched stuff in depth before I talked on the podcast like I just feel like I'd be more well-rounded as a host here and that's why I'm like look just stick with what you know okay or like just do what you're good at like I gotta I actually got a dm from someone and they're like I think I mentioned her in the past or this message in the past and she's like I like when you talk about I don't really like when you talk about news stuff I like when you talk about your life or whatever like that's why I come here so it's like Jacqueline stick to what you're good at you can on the side you can read history and like brush up on russia and ukraine and your spare time but like don't come to the

podcast and try to like report on you don't know it's like but so many people do that that's why it's like everyone's just regurgitating the same information and make and they seem to be smart and they seem to know what they're talking about yet they they're just again regurgitating information that they read in a little article on new york post or some shit like yeah so i really liked what hasan said on that leftovers episode i was like that makes sense because i feel that way i feel like a dumb i joking again i feel like stupid sometimes um everyone's got their strengths there's some brainiacs out there there's some book nerds out there bookworms people that know all the things about the world and you know governments and war and history and how everything

connects and why things are happening like go over to Joe Rogan if you want to learn about that stuff and listen to his guests like I'm just I'm not trying to I notice like I notice I come here because I want to talk about hot button topics or things that are happening in the world because it's like right now and it's interesting but my um I I think I should just come to the come to the podcast with that those topics from a dumb bitch perspective be like i don't know anything about this let's kind of like figure it out together like let's go let's go to the article let's see what we can pick apart from this information and like we're not going to deep dive but i'm just curious and then end there um i don't i'm not gonna divulge into like

is that the right word sometimes i like to google like divulge divulge make known I do not want to divulge my plans at the moment I don't want to make my plans oh it's not the right word deep dive I'm not gonna elaborate for hours on that topic whatever okay so speaking of being dumb I have never laughed so hard at a Tim Dylan episode I'm sure you listen to it if you're a fan of Tim Dylan like I am like I'm sure you listen to every single episode his hot and dumb episode I was on the plane back from Hawaii listening to it and I was in tears like I loved what he said about just if

he could do it all over again he'd be hot and dumb because I feel okay I'm gonna I'm just gonna say how I feel if I had to characterize my um because here's here's the different tropes is that the right word let me see I'm learning as I go trope it's not like a archetype a figurative or metaphorical use yeah I feel like it's a trope there's different types of archetypes of people hot and dumb hot and smart ugly and smart ugly and dumb okay obviously the worst is ugly and dumb ugly and smart being is better than being ugly and dumb okay next to ugly and dumb and in Tim Dillon's opinion hot and dumb is the ideal situation um next to ugly and dumb is hot and smart and that doesn't make any sense because you're like you're hot and you're smart

what a combination however I identify as a hot and smart person and as Tim Tim Dillon said in that episode is a living fucking hell because I've had this conundrum in my brain with my podcast as a hot and smart person I literally just said I'm dumb because I don't know anything about like history and I don't know anything because I don't read and I I'm not well read like I think okay I feel like people would say I'm a hot smart person maybe you think I'm hot and dumb am I ugly no I'm not I'm definitely not on the ugly side I know I'm on the hot side but like hot and smart here's the living hell I or here's why my life feels like a living hell sometimes as a hot and smart person and this is what Tim Dillon talked about he's like all the

people I know that are hot and smart have the word they're they it's it's like the worst thing ever because people don't take you seriously because they're looking at you they're like you're hot but words are coming out of your mouth and you're trying to make it and it sounds nice but i just want to look you because you're hot but why are you trying to be smart it's like that's why ugly smart people excel fucking zuckerberg ugly smart all the all the tech guys ugly smart you can't argue to me that bezos is hot because he's got fucking abs right now zuck has great abs right now too elon ugly and smart super successful dude people take that seriously people take ugly smart seriously if you're on the hot side they're never it's like

i'm being facetious obviously like i just love that episode because i'm like look hot and dumb just works it just works like i saw this instagram story this chick was trying to be smart about something on like fucking um juneteenth or i don't know it was like a national holiday for something she's trying to talk about like oppression and like diversity problems in united states i'm like bitch show me your like literally it's like i can't you're so hot and this was one of those instagram chicks it's like you're a fucking tent like you look like a plastic Barbie and that's just what it is okay the trying to sound smart thing it just doesn't work maybe here's when it does work if those chicks brand themselves as like the chill girl on the side

where like they're super hot at their events and their escapades with the travel and the clubs and the Miami and the private jets and the brunches with the champagne if they're they show that off but then they're also like constantly in a messy bun with glasses no makeup in a pimple in their bed just chilling and they're talking to the camera and they're acting smart they're like that's the only time where it's like okay i kind of take you seriously because you're a little more off the cuff a little more raw you gotta if you're super hot like that when it's time to talk to the camera when it's time to address your instagram story and talk to your audience make sure you look as ugly as possible because if you're perfect makeup perfect lashes hair extensions tits out

in a Bugatti like talking about important issues happening in the world that mean something to you no one's gonna take you seriously and that's just what it is so like I even do this thing on not on purpose but I feel like it's when I get actual engagement I like don't try to look good in video or like on camera I just like show whatever angle is fucking happening when I pull my phone out and I feel like it's just less like I'm trying hard it's like yeah I'm trying to say something profound here like if I look hot at the same time no one's gonna so I feel like that's what happens and then back to the podcast let's get to this as a hot smart person with a podcast and pouring on the makeup thick and pushing up my tits and going on camera and looking semi nice or

super hot depending it's like it's all subjective right like I'm just I get it um I'm like wait a minute when I started this go to my first podcast YouTube video okay I had about six inches of brunette grow out hair and it in a messy bun and then my bun was bleach blonde so I had that much grow out is that what you call it root grow out okay no makeup sweatshirt I look like shit okay that's when I had I feel like the like I feel like people would and I was being the same way I am now I'm doing everything the same like nothing's really changed but except my life because it's flourished since then but like I see that with comedians it's like they get on the fucking stage and they try to draw attention away from their body they wear like frumpy outfits or

it's not all about like showing off their body you know because women comedians that are hot it's like that only works sometimes like I'm trying to think of who's like a hot female comedian that dresses honestly Nikki Glaser I feel like she always dresses hot and she she pulls it off like some people pull it off I don't know what I'm trying to say but like yeah back to the Tim Dillon episode hot and smart a living hell like being dramatic but I'm like why don't I just like can you imagine if I just like um like just talked about like um so let me tell you how I make my iced coffee so hi guys welcome back to my podcast um oh my god it's gonna be such a sunny weekend the sun the uv index is gonna be 12 so you know I'll be out in my

little beach bunny swimwear bikini and I'm going to be wearing my new um Versace sunglasses that my sugar daddy gave me he sent them in the mail to me the other day from Croatia and I'm really excited to wear them at the beach and so yeah it's gonna be a beautiful weekend I'm gonna probably do some shopping and go yeah to the beach um did I already mention that and let me tell you so excuse me I made this iced coffee that I want to tell you about that is literally gonna change your life so first you put um ice in a blender cup thing like I have the Nutribullet but you could probably use like any other blender you have on hand and then um I put a scoop of protein powder I like the salted caramel flavor so I do a scoop of that and unsweetened vanilla

almond milk from I get mine at Publix but you could get yours like literally anywhere else there's almond milk I think at like the gas station if you wanted to get it there so some like almond milk protein powder ice and then I go to my little espresso machine and I pull a shot of espresso um and I had to get my friend to help me because I don't know how to use the machine so she's like super nice because she always like pulls my espresso shots for me because she used to be a barista so then I put espresso in it and then like literally like I know this is like a long recipe but like this will change your life then I put the blender cap on and I blend it for like a minute or so and it's literally like a frappuccino from

Starbucks you would love it it's like salted caramel coffee okay so this episode I don't even know where I should okay literally hot and dumb hot and dumb what is this that I'm doing now this is hot and smart hot and normal hot I don't know I don't fucking know but like that hot and dumb thing is everywhere and it works because if yeah it's just crazy I just love that episode hot and dumb he has a point I know that probably hurt your ears some of you listening maybe some of you are into it I don't know different flavors for different people like but when I see that okay like I love when hot chicks post talking videos to their story and they're talking like that I'm like it works just yes like fine you're doing your fashion overhaul you're

showing me your g-string and your fucking new clubbing dress you got that matches like and you're like so this is the first look and like i just i love that shit i'm like do that yes that's what we want to see if you were like assessing the fabric talking about the stitching getting into the minutiae of the quality of the item from fashion nova and you're like acting like but you're hot i'm like I don't know it's just interesting it's interesting to think about because everyone falls into a category I want like where do you fall I think everyone listening right now just because I feel like everyone who listens is just like myself because you're listening and you

probably like get me like that I feel like everyone here is like hot and smart and you're like fuck me I wish I was hot and dumb or like ugh I wish I was hotter I feel like that's the thing is like there's a you have to be hotter to be hot and dumb you have to be the hottest to be dumb and hot because if you're like kind of hot and dumb that's worse than being like super hot and dumb this is a like a one of those conversations that could go in circles for so long um all right I gotta end it I just wanted to touch on the hot and dumb thing because um yeah like I've debated back to the podcast thing I'm like do I just show up chilling looking like shit with my pimples and a hoodie like would that be a better personal brand for

this type of podcast than trying to like pull myself together and push my tits up like um i don't even push them up they're just they're just up okay um patreon.com slash tjms go check it out you'll you'll know why uh 94 a month starting in august what would people pay i think I'm gonna do a fucking Instagram poll and be like what would you pay like to see him once like the fact that people I'm getting messages they're like we just want to see your tits like it's crazy like I don't try like you know how people like they're like oh you know what you're doing like shut the fuck up like you know that your tits are out right now and there's a fuck ton of cleavage you know your ass is out like you know like you're posting this on your stories like

don't try to play kitten as cory would say he always tells me that don't try to play kitten with me you know you're doing okay i get it all right i i get that like sometimes they're showing a little bit or a lot okay i'm in a bikini i'm whatever in a sports bra whatever but like it's so annoying how it has to be a thing in this world like i just wish like we're so women just being alive just like wearing a bikini just wearing a sports bra like I can't fucking help it like I could help it I could wear like a turtleneck I could wear a height higher cut top whatever but I'm like I like how this looks okay this is why I got I'm like but I just it's annoying how like everyone is analyzing your body at all fucking times like every not only you're doing it

yourself if you're a woman like that's just part of being a woman like I'm recovered from all my shit but i still consider how i look in the mirror on a daily basis i don't like just pretend like oh like and i don't even care how i look no i give a fuck but it's just annoying how like everything you do is under it's like your body is sexualized you like i could just wear jeans i could just wear jeans and a t-shirt and it's like someone it's just someone's looking at the curvature somewhere i'm walking down the street they're like oh she's got a nice curvature there she's got a nice lower lumbar she's probably got lumbar lower doses I'm actually seeing a chiropractor on um next week about my spine because I don't know what's going on I got

something special with my spine where it's like it's freaky how flexible it is and I feel like it's not it's probably not bad for me or anything but I feel like it's it's affecting my like front side like my abs and my rib cage so finally seeing a chiropractor i life updates i have let me see teeth whitening appointment i'm getting my hair done in august full transformation happening um i'm doing like literally weekly therapy cool um just so i can talk about my wedding stress with someone else besides my fucking fiancee um chiropractor i'm seeing my primary doctor my gynecologist I'm doing all those appointments getting laser hair removal I'm going to the derm new dentist like I literally got all this shit done in the last week like I

just made appointments after appointments after appointments and I'm so stoked and I think the thing I'm most excited about honestly is the chiropractor I just want to see what that's like and then the laser because I like purposely let my hair go for like a day on my legs and I'm like Corey it's been 14 hours do you see how much it's grown he's like goddamn like yep yeah this sucks so um it's nice that he's the one who's like yeah I think you should do this like we should get this done because I can see how much time like getting time you would get back like that's the number one gift you can give me is time so I'm not giving myself time back right now because I said I was gonna end the podcast 15 minutes ago and I said oh in five minutes I'll end it spend probably 30

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And now you go wish you had shut the fuck up real bad And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back I don't fucking take smoke, I'ma poke a hole for you, choking's overdue Come at me and you won't get any older, dude, crack your hold or two Heating up inside of me, blood so violently, thanks for trying me Now it's finally time to see how this rivalry becomes my dynasty I know there's no turning back

I've got adrenaline wasted So mad I can taste it I know there's no turning back I'll do what it takes, I ain't making mistakes like that I'll bleed on your face just to make you go take it back I'll lose my shit, I go crazy when I'm mad And now you gonna wish you had shut the fuck up real bad And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back

And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back