The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 361- IN'S AND OUT'S FOR 2024!!

Episode Date: January 6, 2024

Today we discuss 2024 so far! Congrats! You made it through the first week. So far Japan had a 7.6 magnitude earthquake, nearly 1,000 pages of the Jeffrey Epstein files were unsealed, California became the first state to offer healthcare to illegal immigrants, an Iowa high school had a shooting killing a 6th grade boy, South Korea's opposition party leader Lee Jae-myung was stabbed in the neck, Japan Air hit a coast guard plane at a Tokyo airport killing 5, and a man yeated himself at a Las Vegas judge during his sentencing. To lighten things up, we also discuss about 50 of my "in's and out's" for 2024. Lol. Thanks for listening, ILYSM!! :) BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  KEEP IN TOUCH! INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe  EMAIL THE SHOW! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  MY MUSIC GUY: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  SPONSORS Spotify for Podcasters

hey happy 2024 it's episode 361 welcome back to the show welcome to 2024 and welcome back to the show I'm in shock right now like it's a we're a weekend congratulations cheers sparkling water cheers if you're doing dry dry dry dry January like myself like I'm actually in shock like 2024 I don't want to think about it too much okay I said it happy new year happy 2024 you made it we're here we're doing a podcast this is my fourth year of this show which is crazy um cool so let's get into it because i've got a plan today

i'm a woman with a plan in 2024 um but not when it comes to my wedding actually yes i do have a plan but it's also like still wishy-washy and that is so hilarious it's like every time we talk about the wedding planning it like we go backwards instead of forwards we take things away and we like change it completely and then we go back to the original plan it's a lot so anyways i have a plan and in an effort to take my own advice from last week as you know i titled the episode we need to know less about people uh because the internet is a is a wasteland of people talking about themselves all day long and talking about the minutiae of their lives that's not that important in the grand scheme of things

and I don't want to contribute that to the internet today. Okay. So an effort to take my own advice. I'm going to tell you about the world around you today. Okay. I'm going to tell you about how 2024 is going. Uh, how, how 2024 is going so far in the world, uh, today. What am I? Oh my God. Like, come on. Four years, four years of podcasting. We can do it. yeah the minutiae of my life isn't important today what's going on in the world is a lot more important so without further ado and in no particular order this these are the current events of 2024 so far over in japan there was a 7.6 magnitude earthquake

in a remote area i think it's called the nodo nodo peninsula 92 dead 250 missing also in Japan over in Tokyo Japan a Japan Airlines flight collided with a Coast Guard plane killing five that bitch caught fire and it was scary people took a video inside while it was catching fire and it was very scary and that's like my worst fear anything plane death related worst fear um let's stay in Asia south korea's democratic party leader lee jae myung was stabbed in the neck by a 66 year old asking for his autograph and he was wearing a paper blue paper crown which is funny i don't know what that was about they detailed that he was wearing a blue purple crown

stabbing in south korea cool uh california becomes the first state to offer illegal immigrants healthcare and they're set to offer about 700 000 of them free healthcare in school shooting news because this is unfortunately an actual like topic they should just put a tab on cnn or like wherever any new like major news site and just have a tab for school shootings at this point so and i'm against reporting school shootings because i think it's the reason why there's school shootings and i can't believe i'm further i'm doing this right now like i'm gonna say there was a school shooting in iowa i think it was called perry high school i believe one dead five injured and the one dead was a sixth grader i don't know why he was in

high school but he's dead he or she i don't i don't know i just made my heart flutter uh also worst fear i have all these fucking fears because the world we live in do you want me to okay we're gonna there's a few more oh and I think we'll end with this surprise I'm gonna do my ins and outs list my 2024 ins and outs that's the real plan okay uh things that are in and things that are out because that's trending right now and I want to share my list but I did want to detail the first week of 2024 uh the current events detail the current events because uh this one's kind of funny it was a funny video it's fucked up to admit that it was a funny video but uh this man in in las vegas yeeted himself at the judge during his sentencing attempting to kill her injure her

whatever so now judges are on high alert because and apparently this is a thing like judges get beat up all the time uh so that was funny oh the Epstein files were were uh unsealed like a thousand pages of them and it's it's like not really new news like I feel like we already knew all these names before but like the one that everyone was talking about is Stephen Hawking and um being on the list and people's comments like there's you know Instagram videos out there like news videos there's TikTok videos whatever people's comments um on it are uh let's just say I didn't need the visual of Stephen Hawking the I didn't need their comments about how the wheelchair was a

stuff I can't even say it out loud like they're like the wheelchair wasn't real you know he was an absolute what did they say like he had an absolute missile in his pants and shit like this visual now is it will forever live in my head and god bless you know i mean so yeah the epstein files were unsealed like i don't know if this change this doesn't change anything i feel like this is what we already knew like all the names that they released or that were on the list um so yeah that is the bag of news for 2024 so far um not too stoked about california offering free health care to illegal immigrants um i don't know how anyone would be stoked about that but we are in an election year i don't know if it's because of that

um it's just not fun knowing that that's where my tax dollars are going so fuck me right I just thought about AI um I just thought about AI so you know how okay so is this hi welcome back to the show please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now i'm on apple spotify google podcast stitcher breaker overcast wherever you listen to podcasts please hit that subscribe button if you haven't already and make sure to leave a review while you're there leave this episode a five-star review it helps me out helps people find out about the show subscribe review take a seat pop some popcorn let's get into it uh and also thank you

for your your listenership and your support over the last four years we're not at four years yet we're at three point september october three point three three years three months but we're getting into the fourth year and i appreciate your ear and your time um it's fun i love podcasting and i love talking to you guys so uh thank you so ai is here bitch okay and i had this thought because you know how like okay so instagram instagram caused real people like you and i to use filters get their faces filled and blurred and perfected and tightened so they look fake faker so they look like an instagram filter right

it's a thing like the duck lips the snatched eyes the buccal fat removal the you know everyone's getting like botox filler everything to look real people are getting these procedures done because of instagram and the filters and everything to like look more fake and then these fucking ai's these ai people when you look at them they look more real than real people does that make sense the wrinkles the skin texture the imperfections ai is giving is making real people like images i'm talking about videos and shit it's making them look more human than humans are trying to look that's scary that's like backwards so yeah i had that thought about ai um

because it's obvious like when you see let's say an ai bought software i don't know what they are like that's one of the ends for 2024 study ai read about ai research it it's here bitch you better know about it because let's be prepared okay that's in in 2024 study artificial intelligence learn about it okay so whatever these software programs bots i don't know are um like let's just say they you're like make trying to think of like an example i'll just use like models as an example because I think that's the most like easy one to um okay like if an AI made like a model like a hot model and she was like blurred in the face and like perfect everything and super tight and snatched like it'd be obvious like obvious that that's AI generated okay so it's almost like

they purposely add the texture in this in the pores and like they make them look a little more like human like natural human so that it's harder to distinguish does that make sense but like when you see I don't know it's like this thing in my head right now and it's crazy and I'm like what is this world like you know how in the beginning I pause because I'm like I can't believe it's 2024 and I like it's just everything feels so weird right now okay and I go into spirals about this on the podcast and I don't like it because it's like okay well what are you gonna do about it like you're alive you're here things are going well like let's embrace it let's not try to like spiral about it um but yeah the world that we live in right now I would have never have

guessed this is where i would be uh where we'd be at as a society i'm turning 30 this year so i've seen this arc obviously with the internet i'm a 90s baby so i was here pre-internet internet and now ai land ai war ai times i love this quote about ai artificial artificial intelligence I don't know what do I say AI I forget who it was I was listening to Rogan let me get their name I think I have it pulled up right here basically what they said it was it was one of the episodes with the guys from the social dilemma he was interviewing them I started listening to Rogan recently because I like when he has people on that talk about like the war in Israel for example that's I love when he has like Tim Kennedy on and then like

and just people that went over there or know about it it's like interesting to hear those interviews and also people that talk about social media ai that kind of stuff um tech uh duncan no it wasn't duncan aza aza raskin and tristan harris as a raskin as a raskin anyways the quote or whatever they said and i think they were quoting someone else in this interview so it wasn't actually from them was that AI is like 24th century technology coming into the 21st century like it's so advanced it's so far ahead of like where we're actually at right now in 2023 the 21st century that it's like we can't it's so far advanced like that's why we're not like the reaction to it isn't very like oh fuck because it's like we don't even know how

to comprehend it because it's so beyond where we're actually at right now and so I even noticed that about myself I'm like yeah okay it's it's and it's because we're so overstimulated and so desensitized by shocking like typically shocking things that we that that would normally make us go whoa like that's scary like now we're just like oh yeah same another day another school shooting another fucking war another you know it's not even surprising anymore so anyways um how did we get here yeah I don't know cool so yeah learn about AI cool so should I check in tell you about myself right now a little bit because I haven't yet on this podcast it makes me uncomfortable because this is the jacqueline monroe show and like i need to share something

so yeah i mentioned wedding planning we're still engaged in i'm kidding um yeah i would say things are going moderately well and also like it's like we haven't progressed so here's what happened we had this wedding planner help us and she's still helping us we're seeing her I think this weekend or next weekend check my calendar we're seeing her on the 14th cool what's the date next weekend um before the holidays we worked with her and she had everything planned out and we're like okay that we're gonna plug and play this and do it and we're like fuck yeah and then Corey and I were talking about the wedding during um like our little break our little holiday break and

we like reverse back to one of our other plant and then took things away and then at it was just like we redid it and so now we're kind of back not at square one but we're like kind of still deciding on like what the actual blueprint is so when we meet her it's january like our wedding's in september we gotta lock the shit in and get it like dialed because i can't go a whole year i cannot go another like two months without like a solid plan so it's pretty solid but like we also or like should we just elope like weddings are kind of cringe like traditional like typical pinterest weddings i'm like i don't want that i don't want like there it's just so like overdone now like just the look and the feel and the vibes and i'm like i want to do something like

nice but not like so typical tradition i don't know traditional yes but not like i don't need all the pomp and circumstance i don't need the fucking i don't know if you know you know like the wedding planning industry is it's like choogy at this point it's like everything first of all instagram i feel like everything is going like out this year everything's out fucking everything i mean i'm out if you're even watching this right now like maybe you should take us do a little assessment of like is this worth your actual time like being here with me right now or is this numbing your brain and making you stupid because most of the shit on the internet you see

is and I'm speaking from experience like I feel like yeah I'm yeah so cool um wedding planning yeah we're oh and also I mentioned this I think last week I'm going dress shopping my mom and sister are flying down going dress shopping at the end of the month and I still think I'm gonna go with the one dress that I talked about and I'm staring at this magazine right now that this people magazine if you know you know you can find my dress in a in the sexiest man alive people magazine 2023 the one I think is the one I don't know for because I'm gonna go try on again and we're going to go to another boutique. But like, yeah, I told a story on a few episodes ago about the dress and I love it. I love thinking about it. I love looking at the pictures of

myself in it. I love talking about it. I love researching it. Like every couple of days I get on like an obsessive thought train where I just like love the fucking dress. I didn't know. Like I swear to God, I'm like picking out the dress for me at least is like the most, it's the most intoxicating thing like like that's how I feel like the way I feel about my engagement ring like I love the dress it's like not even comparable but like it just makes me so giddy and so happy so like yeah anyways that's the wedding planning stuff um my resolutions you know I mentioned dry January cheers I'm drinking a sparkling lime LaCroix yeah i'm doing dry january i went fucking off the rails in 2023 i just had no breaks with alcohol

like i had no like i i've been a health and wellness girly like for most of my adulthood up until like last year last year I was like and don't get me wrong I was still healthy and fit and I was working out and eating really well I would say my diet and exercise has never been a problem the sugar sure we did talk about that you guys know about the sugar okay that's also been cut out I feel great energy's up clear mental clarity up sleep up skin up everything's when you quit sugar for real like you're only eating like apples and shit like it skyrockets your life like so and it's like a slow IV drip so basically 2023 was a slow IV drip of like I don't know when it started like the spring I was just like oh you know what it was if you

remember these podcasts last spring we went through the darkness of winter of rainy soggy dark San Diego Southern California winter where it had been raining for months since October at that time this was like March April May-ish May I think this started in May yeah I think it started in May it did because that's when we got engaged and we got that's when I that's when the drinking started that's when the celebrating and the drinking all the time started so I'm just keeping it real like this what's this okay we're at 20 minutes cool um so I remember on the old podcast of like last spring i was like nothing is better than because i live by the beach like going to the beach laying in the sunshine having a cocktail reading a book like just chilling

there's nothing better than that like crisp in my case hard kombucha because i'm obsessed with fucking bootcraft juneshine like i i love hard kombucha it doesn't make me hungover i don't know why but like i love it um that's also in for 2024 like i'm doing dry january but like you know I'll be having some hard kombuchas at the Super Bowl and shit like I just like I don't talk about like what I like to drink but like that is what I like to drink cool and Coors Light when I'm when it's like super late at night and is this guys I never talk I'm not promoting like drinking alcohol I'm just saying like there's something to it sometimes so last year was like a slow drip like the sun came out it's summertime I'm drinking I'm celebrating I'm engaged we're doing stuff

we're partying we're like we're going out we're like having fun as a couple and like with friends and shit and it just was like constant all year to the point where like it's a thursday night there's thursday night football let's get some you know drinks and like sit at home and drink and watch the game it's like that was never me my whole adulthood until um this last year so if you know me like i i think i have like that addictive personality addictive addiction thing or like i needed like i need like a mind altering subset or like a like i was addicted to the vaping for those three years quit in 2022 um and then I had like a weed phase a few times I go in and out of that and then I had the drinking phase last year so anyways dry January is going well I feel

great like I know I can do this like I went most of my 20s literally until like last May until like December I was just like all over the place of the drinking so um yeah uh that's kind of like the resolution right now for January um as you know I'm I'm a believer in fresh starts having a plan for the new year thinking about it like reflecting setting intentions for the year um I'm not like one of those people that's like oh it's new year's resolutions are stupid and you shouldn't know like I I'm I'm into it um nothing extreme like I think it like I think if you go to I I don't like extremes that's how I am I don't like um that's where my addictive personality or whatever like that's when things go go bad because then I get too obsessive too OCD too like

rigid and then it's bad so I have to like stay in the middle so yeah um what is this podcast like I don't know what okay I do have an ins and outs list which is kind of cringe because like you know how it's a thing this year I feel like it's we're back to 2005 and we're on like those email chains with our friends and people are like sending their ins and outs lists back and forth or something like I feel like this was like a high school trend like an early 2000s trend but yeah like I noticed I noticed over the new year that people are posting lists on their notes of like like their notes out like ins outs what what's in this year what's out this year so I wrote some down and I want to get into them because

it's kind of long you know in typical me fashion it's very me that it's long and this could literally turn into a three-hour episode I did write them down um did I cover everything wedding planning new year's going skiing soon um I don't think I told you guys I got a new couch our friend gave us their couch because I don't that's that's the old me like getting into detail about like why we had to get a new couch is the old me i don't want to be gross i i think i went like okay year four i don't know if i i don't really i was so like gross and tacky i might still be to you like i don't know but this shit i used to say was like so much oversharing to the point where it's like

TMI like gross like no one cares um again I don't want to contribute to the poison of the internet and like but I do want to entertain you I think see that's the thing I always go back to that like you know what that's the real you bitch like if you if that's if you're an overshare at heart if this is what you're good at do it for the people because like I said I don't want to contribute to the poison of the internet like like, and I'm going to talk about this on the ends list. Like this world needs entertainers. This world needs storytellers. I believe that is my calling. I believe that is why I'm here. Okay. Now with that being said, you as a human being can only consume so many entertainers in

a day or in the course of a week. Like, so what I am recommending for 2024 in my, on my ends list, this is I'm skipping ahead here just to make this point is to pick and choose like four people literally like you've got your health and wellness accounts sure you've got your Hubermans you've got your who else is the health and wellness guy um I like carnivore Aurelius you know people that are talking about like the health and wellness stuff maybe your fitness people but like not really influencers like actual physical therapists or actual like doctors or like experts actual experts not people that are telling you how the wellness or fitness advice that are not actual okay ph i i just think like it's good for you to like follow people that have like actual

credentials real shit um so yeah like you but just a few a couple like four and then people like me your entertainers your podcasters like literally cut it out you will feel so much better this is something I personally do okay as you know I'm a giant muter I'm a giant unfollower I'm a giant curator of my timelines I am a little bit OCD about it sure but I do think there's something to be said about like doom scrolling and mindlessly looking at stuff without being conscious of it like you open your Instagram and there's just like a video of an account that you're like not really super into but like you're watching it and then you scroll the next one it's just like why are you doing that so if you ever notice so my tip and my recommendation 2024

cut the fat okay unfollow me whatever pick like four of me's one or two or three or whatever like how like less than five of me's not 50 podcast hosts doing this like and these are the people that you're actually like I rock with what they're saying I like them what they're saying not only entertains me at it adds value to my life it's not a waste of time okay i lean more into the like i'm gonna entertain you more than like i'm gonna change your life shit but again it's you need a little bit of that you need a little bit of it a good dose of of uh you know fun because that's what i am here i'm a good time like we're a fun i'm a fun time that's what i can provide a fun time a little bit of knowledge

sharing. Cool. So how did we get here? I do not know. So yeah. What did I do today? See, I want to talk about my day. I'm like, what did I do today? But yeah, life, where am I at? I think those are the life updates. Oh yeah. The new couch. Oh yeah. Don't be cringe tacky and like gross i don't want to tell you why i got the new couch because it's kind of just fucking gross um yeah cool so things that are in and things that are out in 2024 do we do i want to start with my ins list or my out outs list i kind of want to be a hater right now i think i'm going to start with outs outs is more entertaining than ends because ends is like positive positive stuff like you know like self-discipline and marriage

um yeah like am I ready to wait do this right now did I get enough covered as far as my life updates I'm doing all the appointments by the way like I'm getting married this year like I'm doing all of the things okay as you know I'm getting laser hair removal I have my fourth appointment coming up like next weekend um hair is getting did again I'm continuing that I'm growing it out like i i like it past my i i don't like a boob length i like it past the boot like rib length um just like massages and facials like i want to do all the things i just want to feel like a princess this year i want to feel like a i just want to do like the makeover like the full makeover like and and i think that's the theme this year like i just really want to feel

as good as possible and to have really like good skin and just like glow because like I'm a bride okay I'm I'm turning 30 I'm getting married like dude I'm so giddy right now like this whole like house hunting thing as gnarly as it is because these fucking home prices like I literally dreamed about holding a fucking infant on my chest in this house we looked at last weekend and I'm like dreaming about this baby I'm holding in my house like what the like literally like these are the things that are going through my head now as I'm turning through I'm like this just like happened over the last couple years and it's or especially the last year and it's like wild but like I just love my life and it's so exciting and I get so giddy and I'm excited I'm just like

shit doesn't scare me anymore I just think I think everything's exciting I think that's where I'm at like I think when I was younger it was daunting to think about settling down getting married starting a family buying a house moving to the suburbs or whatever like that used to be kind of daunting and scary because I'm like it feels so permanent it feels so boring it feels so like your life is over you can't be free because you're like tied down with all this shit where now i'm like whoa no no no no no that's all fear that's all that that's not real like it's actually exciting it's actually extremely soul fulfilling and like it's like in my opinion how life should unfold and and how you should evolve as a human like you can't be

doing the same shit your whole life like you need new chapters you need new to plant new roots you need to grow you need to have new challenges i think birthing a child i i like this is how i know i'm like meant to be a mom like that the idea of like bringing life into this world and raising a human being and like mothering it and like taking care of it and teaching it things and like turning it turning it like making it like making my baby no just like like teaching it how to be a good human and like giving it like toys and just like watching it watching the baby grow like we were looking at fucking baby names oh my god how did i get here it's just crazy i think this is how life is supposed to happen but like how

it's like also how did i get here like what the fuck like i know how i got here i think i put a lot of positivity and i like manifest like ow and I like I got my ducks in a row mentally um and I think the biggest thing I decided is decisions decisions what am I saying the biggest thing I learned I always say this in my 20s um is how good it feels to decide how good it feels to choose how good it feels to commit how good it feels to take a stand say like to be opinionated to have enough to have a solid opinion i know opinions can change and you're not always the same person every day and things can ebb and flow but like being putting a stake in the ground because in this world we live in like

people are so wishy-washy and like malleable and like i don't know i'm just going with the flow they're in the they're blown in the wind and it's like they're just doom scrolling like they see something and now they believe that and they see you know all the cliches right but like i don't want to be like that i want to be like this is who i am this is what i like this is what i don't like this is what's in this is what's out like i'm doing this i'm not doing that i like this i don't like that i like having i'm not black and white it sounds black and white it's just like you're it's basically moving forward you're not just like spinning like a top and that feels good so that's what I'm saying deciding choosing picking committing all those things feels good

and I was a former person who was like or former super indecisive person and I didn't know what I wanted and everything was like daunting and scary the things that I thought i wanted and you gotta choose bitch okay choose so i do have an appointment at two so let's see how this goes we're kind of close things that are out things that are out in 2024 here we go uh there's no particular order here Just, I'm just going to go. So, uh, we're going to start with vocal fry. I don't need to explain that one. Vocal fry is out. It's going to piss a lot of people off.

Amazon storefronts, linking your life away on Amazon and constantly posting Amazon links to your Amazon storefront. I think people get money from that. So like you do you, that's how you make your money. But like Amazon storefronts, Amazon links 50 times a day on your story. That's out. I wrote, uh, also things that are out tacky, fast fashion, materialism, and overconsumption out. uh don't be tacky like have elegance have class like why don't and i'm a i'm a i do this okay like i'm the first person to admit like i'll go on amazon i'll buy shit from someone's storefront okay i'll buy a tacky like stupid fast fashion like outfit the typical like workout sets you see you know like i do it i'm just saying like i think we need to be more intentional more conscience conscious i can never say it of what we're consuming the quality of what we're consuming

and like putting a little more thought behind it instead of just like pressing buy now you know what i mean so like i saw this chick and it's like dude you're a fucking mom you're just like a regular bitch and you're in a fucking feather coat and a fuzzy bucket hat with moon boots on you're 35 i don't fucking know she's like i'm like this is only okay if you're like rihanna or whatever like you're not and so like when regular people are like in the those fast fashion tacky outfits like the feathers and the garments like so over the top i'm like that's gotta just wear lululemon yoga pants and a North Face like puffer call it a day like that kind of shit I'm like I get it express yourself

have a personal style but it's not even a personal style it's literally fast fashion it looks like shit like oh my god everyone has those like green purses or like those buck what are they called those like round purses the round handle or the saddle I don't know also things that are out obviously doom scrolling I talked about that being more intentional about your timelines and what you're following like I cannot recommend enough I know it sounds obvious I know it sounds like duh but like don't like if you're following a brand like there's no brand you should be following like you need like if there's a clothing brand you're following I get it you might love their clothes but like does anyone ever see a clothing brand post like a picture of a person

wearing a new outfit and like they're like oh I'm gonna go to the website right now and buy it like you know you're gonna think about like oh I need a new outfit for this event I'm going to and then you like go online and you like look for it or whatever or you go to the store like you don't need to see it from I don't know it's just like a waste in my opinion a waste of time like cut out the fat unfollow the random brands random meme accounts like follow a couple meme accounts sure but like you don't need first of all you're gonna see enough memes if you have cool friends you're gonna see enough good memes through what they're resharing on their stories like you don't need to follow those counts like yourself unless i don't know it's your thing just follow things that are

actually like good for you cool uh influencers they're out they're out influencers are out i know that's a bold statement but I don't know what the future looks like like I can't pinpoint exactly what the 2024 influencer is going to look like probably the same as 2023 like honestly it's probably going to stay the same let's be real let's be realistic I'm not insane but uh it needs to evolve it needs to progress past like what it is and I don't know what that looks like because it's just a lot of like clownery and like look at me and self-absorption and like the mom with the feather coat I mentioned like it's like you're a regular bitch just just don't like you don't need to like

i don't know and just the yeah the clickbaity like we need like 20 influencers mr beast can stay i talked about this before i think i like listed out my top 20 influence like we can keep those ones and like everyone that's like attempting to be like that and like go back to your nine to five the world it's like there's enough it's been done it's overplayed like you don't need like i don't know how many more like get ready with me videos i can watch by like regular bitches from ohio in their like community college dorm no i mean like i used to go to community college like i know people have big hopes and dreams like look at me i'm like in my apartment in san diego i'm making a podcast okay like i'm who is she right like whoa but so is this

hypocritical probably i'm just saying like yeah influencers are out like it's got to change especially influencers doing anything on a red carpet for any reason out influencers of the Oscars out influencers at fashion week out influencers they're like celebrity has lost its luster its novelty influencers are they've ruined it there's just what are they what are influence what are the influencers now influencers are like the what of like the 80s or the what of the 60s or the of the 50s it's like they're like they're like fleas like they don't go away they're just multiplying everywhere and they never stop and they're just like god bless you know but it's it's turning into like people did I get on this on my out or do I get to this on my out list

this is all over the place yeah it's just looking like yeah I'll get to this thought I had like I was gonna mention like people just regular people looking like infomercials now on like TikTok shop and like QVC channels basically because they're constantly just plugging it's like what are we doing okay cool rant over um also oh let me just list these off caterpillar brows eyelash extensions sambas let's pick a new shoe in 2024 i know everyone's loving their sambas right now i get it i get it let's pick a new shoe they're overdone flats what the fuck were we doing in 2023 flats out those

suck okay the only people that look good in flats or actual ballerinas are like like elementary school girls because i used to wear flats to catholic school with my uniform and it was cute because it's like you know i'm like 10 not and especially if you're like fat and you're wearing like i'm sorry you just can't um the word cutie like for example my cutie coffee I just got like this cutie coffee oh my god my cutie look at my cutie pink my cutie pink earbuds I got link in my amazon storefront like my cute everything's cutie now like we're not calling things cute it's called it's cutie cutie cutie I don't like it I think it triggers me because like the worst compliment or like text you could get from a guy is like hey cutie no oh my you know I

know I don't talk about like dating and relationship stuff that much because I'm like obviously engaged I'm getting married like I'm kind of past that phase of my of my life but I feel like I could like go off about like just what not to do if you're a guy texting a girl and like how to get how to get a girl and like like what they like and like what they don't like and date advice and texting advice like yeah whenever a guy called me cutie out cuties out calling a coffee a cutie coffee or like a cutie like people will just be like watching the sunset and they'll be like oh my god this cutie sunset or this like cutie I don't fucking know everything's cutie and also bb bb bb

or like calling your friend mommy I don't know like things like that and like especially oh my god like the thing that irks me is that look we all grew up like my i graduated college in 60 2016 that's when that shit was like popping like like bb i don't know like mommy or like when anyone does the mom pick me up mom i'm scared and they're at the fucking club at 2 a.m and they're doing that video or anyone that like pretends they're djing in the kitchen with like kitchen stuff like it's cringe it's like it's been done we all we've seen that before it's on original at this point like come up with something new i don't know just like all this stuff that was like funny when you're partying in college like if you keep doing that and now you're 32 doing it you're still texting

and talking that way and writing on your story like bb and whatever mommy it's like first of all the club out unfortunately like the club needs to come back i don't know what's going on but like the music sucks now like i'm being such a hater should i go to my ends list my ends list is kind of bad too let's do a check-in right now is this worth your time is this worth your followership your listenership um am I still recording that will be the first piece of merch I make am I still recording okay I'm just saying the club needs to come back like things are just not what they used to be and um shout out if you're enjoying yourself and you're at the club and you're

having a good time and i don't know people are just so social media ruined ruins everything let's just be honest with ourselves like um ipad kids out the word era out in my in my trucker hat era as you can see i'm wearing a trucker hat if you're listening john wayne trucker hat in my um cory's on his way home oh fuck me put that text away am i still recording yes i am era out ignoring your intuition out oh my god he goes can you call me and babe I'm gonna text you on my laptop this is so like you're right here with me and like we're doing this together I'm fucking podcasting why are you on your way home

first fight every time we get in like this slightest tiff like the littlest thing it's always like first fight is this our first fight is this our first fight or like anytime I say something kind of sappy like in like emotion like you know like feely like about my feels about him or anything um we always go is this our three-month check-in because like about three months into the relationship like i've every guy i've ever dated like does this thing after a couple months three months whatever where it's like they like do this check-in about like their feelings for me and how they're you know how things are progressing and it's like all like official and serious and like they're very like you know and i'm doing it too obviously like

it's kind of it's like a ping pong about how we feel about each other and the relationship and like where things are going and so yeah whenever I slightly do that with Corey he's like is this our three-month check-in it's like we're a year and a half in and it's like is it is it our three-month check-in I gotta text him recording can't talk video i text him i was like don't talk to me for the next hour and a half first fight um um what i say oh yeah ignoring your intuition ipad kids okay filming yourself doing basic tasks in public like filming yourself at the grocery store buying groceries filming yourself god damn i don't think my phone is working right

honey should i just call him i can't call him right now i feel bad um i think he can't call because i'm recording video cool yeah like filming yourself at the grocery store buying groceries filming yourself in public doing anything filming yourself at the gym like feel like okay um that's like kind of where i go well i'm kind of into it sometimes i want to do that i get it like film yourself the gym i get i that that can stay but like within reason not where it's like you're doing a full-on photo shoot of yourself or video shoot and unless you're like i don't know i don't know like sometimes like we don't need any more scrunch butt booty influencers

like that's we have enough like okay cool um like what is that like I saw this thing that was like since when did women start wearing laundry basically like straight up laundry to the gym but then I'm like you know what it looks great okay nothing feels as good as like staring at yourself in the mirror with your ass and tits out and you're at the gym and you see your body and you're like I look great I feel great while I'm working out like it's it feels good to like see your body while you're working out like if you're all covered up it's like not the same kind of vibe the only only time I like to cover up is if I'm like feeling fat no that's when I wear my waist trainer um no I like to cover up for like upper body days like I don't want my tits out when I'm

like trying to do like lap pull downs and like they're just like flying out everywhere um I like it for like cold mornings if I'm just kind of like grungy in there I don't know just like feeling like a certain vibe then i wear like a hoodie and i'm covered up but um anyways filming yourself in public first of all a thought just like a sub thought about filming yourself doing basic tasks tasks in public isn't it so weird how humans us hi you me just like grab our phones and film ourselves all day like just regular ass people just like we're just taking video we're like with our friends and family and we're like at a birthday party and we're just like filming the group filming the

person blowing out the candles filming the scene of the sunset or like we're on a trip filming the trip like filming the concert filming everyone's just grabbing their phone and documenting their life now and it's just like weird it's weird we do this like it actually is like I think that goes with my next one filming yourself having a good time slash posting 50 Instagram stories a day like if you're at a concert and you're like I don't know sometimes it's just overkill like I know we do it for ourselves like a lot of the reason I post what I post is like for me it feels good to see myself in a positive light doing well looking good feeling you know having a good time like it makes me feel good about myself and so I it's like but again it's kind of it's just nonsense

at the end of the day that's where I'm like we need I need to learn how to it's like feel good about yourself like yourself affirm yourself or whatever without publicly sharing it like you don't you can know you have a good life and you're you're doing well and you're having fun and you can go back to that little camera roll and look at all you want but like I think this excessive need to post or this excessive like or this like not um habit it's a habit everything right now is like a habit with your phone obviously it's just like what are we doing like let's cut it cut back you know um oh quiet luxuries out what the fuck were we doing in 2023 with quiet luxury

since when was quiet luck so quiet luxury that's for a certain socio and socioeconomic level okay if you're not in that bracket if you're not in that tax bracket you can't cause play quiet luxury that's what everyone was doing in 2023 go to forever 21 and be a poor bitch okay or stay poor stay poor be your poor go be your regular poor ass self shop at forever 21 and stop trying to look like you're from some old money first of all also out putting on gold jewelry some sort of sweater and a blazer and calling that old money like that was like the old money look of 2023 sweater blazer gold jewelry

red polish not your nails aren't that long and like dark wash jeans structured like just everyone's cosplaying i also put that as my outlist cosplaying is someone you're not out we have so many examples of types of people we have so many examples of different types of people that exist in the world because of social media and people's profiles from all over the world right like anyone and everyone is available with a single click so because of that if you follow someone and you see what they post it's like you're studying how to be like that you're studying what that looks like what that sounds like how they talk how they act how they dress and then you go and when you go to the store you're buying those things they have you're doing it's like no one is

an individual like they are like there are some obviously shout out to myself because i'm you know that bitch but you cannot copy me like i would be so impressed for real if someone was like if i was watching a video and i'm like oh i thought that was me like nobody can do this like straight up and that a lot of people can't say that about about themselves um i just it's important to me i have this individuality individualism complex where it's like important for me to be unique and not be like everyone else and maybe you're sitting here watching this like you're not special honey you're you're definitely not one of a kind like I sure I I I'd be happy happy to have a chat in my dms no like send me someone that reminds

you of me because like I don't know not that it's like the end of the world if you're copying someone I don't know that's where people get inspiration it's like like art is just people copying other people's art right like it's getting inspiration and and channeling what's already in existence and creating something that's all your own from it but like getting deep about I don't know what what did I say cosplaying is someone you're not okay I saw this article of a Wall Street Journal article about stay-at-home girlfriends are having a moment right now okay and so these girlfriends are staying at home doing traditional 1950s housewife type activities around the home like the cooking the laundry the decorating the you know all the like

home things the housewife things they're doing that and then they're filming themselves doing it posting it on tiktok or instagram or whatever you know my day in the life is a stay-at-home girlfriend okay meanwhile they're getting paid they're probably paying the rent with that fucking check because people love those videos okay and they're acting like they're a stay-at-home girlfriend that doesn't have a job while they're getting paid to show the world that they're a stay-at-home girl it's just like whoa they're cosplaying it's like they're acting out like I'm a stay-at-home girlfriend and I don't know it's weird like if you're truly a stay-at-home girlfriend like that or if you're like

I don't know I think that with that being said and everything I'm pro women if you're in a relationship and your man can provide for you and a hundred percent you need your own stream of income you got to have your own shit going on because that when that ship sinks okay you're fucked okay uh and and i think it's good for it's good for you to have your own career hobby whatever that um pays you like you need something you can't be like i don't know that shit scares me personally like if i don't know um that will probably be me at some point with kids but like i'm just saying i will always have my own um way of making money cool ugly models out like fat models ugly models diverse like white people in commercials in

like obvious like what's it called i don't know it's just so obvious when you see like commercials with like every single race in it or like just a black family like it's like every commercial is a black family i'm like what happened to the white people like um oh lip filler buccal fat removal everyone is trying to get rid of this shit right here see the side of my cheeks it used to be a huge insecurity when i was in like high school because i used to have like chubby cheeks because you know I was still holding on to that baby fat probably still am

but you know it's good when you're aging to keep that buccal fat keep that fucking boot everyone's looking like everyone's looking like a handsome squidward now did Matt Rife get his buccal fat removed did he start their shit um oh corny terminology for colors like the strawberry milk makeup blueberry milk nails cookie butter hair like stupid corny uh terminology for colors like what were we doing also like making every oh also out i didn't say this the clean girl aesthetic out um slick back buns the pilates wellness athletic greens vibes out like those videos are so haunting when it's like I wake up in the morning and I didn't it's just like the the voiceover if you're doing voiceover on a vlog on like a tiktok and you're doing

anything health and wellness and it's like soft and sweet and there's like a there's dim lighting and like very minimal neutral decor in the background and you're on a reformer and then you're getting a joe in the juice or something like that's out hey hey thank you for your service we've seen those videos they're done it's just too idealistic and too it's not life begins when you let go of perfection right and all those videos look like they're trying to achieve is like a perfectly clean aesthetically pleasing beautiful life and it's like that ain't real biatch okay also something i wrote that was in i'm like going back and forth clutter tchotchkes restoration hardware out like neutral everything neutral

out i do like restoration hardware but just like that whole house style of your house just looks like you're living in restoration hardware out I like eclectic I like unique I like cool like things like I like what is this behind me I like this I have shit behind me it's not empty it's not I'm not living in an empty box um but yeah clean girl aesthetic out like the clean first all just like yeah the clean girl aesthetic like why was that a thing um clean it's like girls want to be clean and dainty and i'm reading here sorry i think we're done with the things that are out um biden out trump in taylor swift out sorry taylor i'm just like we can't do this for another

year maybe we can maybe we can maybe we can it was fun in 2023 but like at a certain point like everything needs to come to an end all good things need to and you know let's hurry hurry this along okay get engaged to Travis go live a quiet life with him and that'll be like the end of the Taylor Swift craze chapter she's like still touring I think she's like still going um I feel like I'm slouching I did back today totally undoing my progress um okay something that's in something that can stay that I almost put that something that can stay that I almost said should be out is like making everything a girl thing like girl dinner girls girl um you know what I mean like I've I think I mentioned this before like if you're really like you if you're a girl's girl like why

do you have to you you don't need to say it like like all of a sudden we have like labels oh my labels are out like labeling anything labeling especially race like if there's like a headline that's like a black man or an asian man or what a white man like we're all i don't get it i'm like why can't we just all be it's not relevant it's just like why it it's like it's going and it's doing the opposite of what i think it's supposed to be doing or what they think it should be doing or i don't know labels out um yeah the girlhood can stay girlhood can stay i like it i'm into like celebrating like content that's like celebratory of like being a woman being a girl like doing all the things like the girly things and you know what maybe one of those girly things

maybe i'm being a hater a little too much is making those aesthetically pleasing pilates green juice wellness neutral vibe videos with a little dainty voiceover and you know maybe that's like a hobby for some people and like obviously it is it's like how they they like making that kind of content like and so like I but it's it goes against what I think what I think is important to like learn in life and that life begins when you let go of perfection and trying to look perfect and trying to be perfectly clean and healthy like it's not realistic like I'm all about like living in reality not living in la la land but yeah girlhood can stay okay I find myself saying this is for the girls I think I had a

moment where I was like I don't know why I'm saying that like I never say that in real life but like literally like this is for the girls this for the girlies that can stay I like it I think we need it like it feels good to be like online watching content following people and they're showcasing and just playing like the the fun and the joy and the like cool things we do as girls like it's just it's for the girl it's like fun you know um so yeah but the girl's girl thing out okay these are the things that are in let me kind of like spew these off because cory's on his way home and things are gonna escalate let's just say that um

um we're gonna fight because he couldn't get a hold of me and he was texting me during my podcast and i had to text him back and there was some awkward pauses with that and i'm very angry and i'm kidding um actually i want him to show up while i'm podcasting because like i always kick him out on the weekends like if i'm podcasting on the weekend i'm like bye like i'm podcasting but like he can be here like i'm not this isn't awkward or uncomfortable is just sometimes I like my I need it to be like quiet um cool things that are in in 2024 let's do it changing your relationship with your phone that's it's I was thinking about it I'm like how should I look at my phone as it's this object it's this thing that I hold in my hand

all day long for hours my screen time is like fucking five hours sometimes like okay cool here we are we have this thing we're addicted to it we can't stop scrolling on it we can't stop whatever like being on it so like change your relationship with your phone and that's in like and I think the word for 2024 is when it comes to the phone is discipline for real like I get like so in my head when I even as I'm saying this I'm like oh this isn't realistic fuck me like this is like not like this is just like it's worse than vaping it's worse than fucking meth it's worse than like it's so we're here bitch we're fucking addicted to our phone so I'm just saying like whatever that means for you like something that I recommend something

that's in in 2024 is like changing your relationship with your phone being actually disciplined with when you use it how you use it how often especially I think that's what it is I think it's the screen time thing I think it's the doom scrolling thing like work on it like actually like be intentional and work on that even though it's really hard and I'll probably like scroll tiktok after i record this cool um that didn't come out how i wanted to i want it to be more of a like okay uh experiences over material things in i am anti-overconsumption anti like tacky materialistic consumer culture we live in like okay um yeah experiences over material things like getting a massage once a month um planning a weekend hike somewhere

a staycation a little ski trip um a trip to whatever like just more experiences concerts like look up your local venues and like what artists are coming or comedians or like go experience life and like consume less material shit um volunteering is on is in volunteering is in in 2024 what did i say last week i said we got to start getting out of ourselves and out in our communities like get out of our self-obsessed lifestyle that we all exist in know their social media and our self-care and our self everything's like that's hard that's how we are as a society right now so like volunteering is in going out into your community and actually helping it and actually like looking for ways to help your community and like even okay even okay

this might be like too much for some people I don't know just having a sense of awareness about your community i'll even make it easier like you don't have to go like feed the homeless you don't have to go to your local food bank and like donate like no like it could just be like i opened a local newspaper i read a bulletin board at my post office and i learned about my community like literally i feel like people don't don't even do that anymore so like and i and i mentioned last week i was like look i think this is how we improve america like we get better um is we people need to care about their communities that they actually live in like the things that are close to them and not these random wild horrific crazy events on the other side of the world

like it's okay to like care about obviously it's okay to like know about it but you're what you should be consuming and like caring about should be what's actually going to affect you what's actually around you you know like how did this how did this thing happen california the health care to illegal immigrants like can you even say illegal immigrants is that like does that is that like not allowed anymore you're supposed to say like undocumented i don't know like i'm just saying like more people cared or were like was there like a petition going against that like we're not enough people signed it because they didn't know about it is like i feel like that's how shit slides now like people aren't aware of what their politicians are even doing or what

they're at all like they don't even have a maybe they could put a stop to it if we like we're working together and fuck um this is like kind of gay actually reading books can i not say gay oh my god that's like literally bye bye from the internet that's i gotta go i can't say oh my god you can't say gay or retarded I forgot sorry I said it lightly right it wasn't shout out to the gays I love you you're my people the gays the days the girls the guys you're my people um I feel like I have to like do some like what's my penance like I feel like I said gay like that like I said it how like I used to say it in middle school when it was okay to say it um this is what I was meant to say though like actually reading

books like everyone says this year I'm gonna read 52 books a book a week but like actually reading books thought cory was here um studying artificial intelligence is in studying artificial intelligence reading books about artificial intelligence reading articles following accounts about artificial intelligence it's here i think it's best we know about it and we have an awareness about it so it doesn't just like overtake us and we're like oblivious because i think that's where most of us are at right now like we don't really know what's coming so we need to live you like on on that shit okay studying artificial intelligence in like take approach artificial intelligence like i want to be an expert in ai i'm taking a college course in

artificial intelligence like nerd out it's fascinating i think like there's this book cory god's called the coming wave i'm gonna read after him um there's like books there's there's so many resources on it i just think it's smart it's like can't hurt um next on things that are in actually reading articles and studying topics thoroughly before speaking on them at myself I got it I got to start doing that because you know me like I get going on I always say like I have a surface level understanding on so many different topics going on in the world but I can't deep dive on any of them it's because I don't actually take the time to read the article to seek out the

books to like do my research and so I sound like a jackass on here so actually read the articles actually read it and study it oh daddy's home I'm not stopping and we're on video you want to come say hi I'm going down my things of my list of things that are in yeah god damn it come say hi awkward um things that are in just because cory's here marriage is in get married um lock it down if you if you have a girlfriend you've been with her for five to six years at this point just propose to her get married come on like what are you doing um don't leave her hanging or don't later on um it's like you might as well just get married at that point things that are in

hair rollers i got the dyson air wrap but before i bought it i was thinking about buying hair rollers and i feel like those have been gone for so long or like people don't use those anymore but i used to get ready for school and wear hair roller hair rollers and they're really good so those should come back and they don't make good ones like i was researching there's like conair revlon what's the other one they make um they're just not good especially if you have long thick hair like myself like they need to make like really good hair rollers for all the people that can't afford the Dyson uh sleep masks are in silk slips are in um yeah for some reason I like envision myself wearing a silk slip in 2024 is that like a bride-to-be thing I don't know

start a collection I used to collect rocks I still have that collection at home are you taking him out oh he's so entertained right now he's never seen this live like he hasn't ever seen me do this I'm like so in my own world he's like taking it's like taking the dog out he's like he's like he's like I don't think I've seen him smile that big in my life um he's my biggest fan I'm his biggest fan that's it has to be that way or else like why are you even with him yeah starting a collection is in like collect something um i used to collect vogue magazines randomly like every single time i was at the grocery store i get the new vogue i had like a huge collection like stacks and stacks my grandma gave me hers from like the 80s

and i think i still have those at home yeah i collected rocks um i think it's cool to start a collection or to have like a collection of something like little like figurines or um marbles or i don't know like um maybe like books on a certain topic you have like a collection of that um yeah become a collector in 2024 uh couch friends couch friends are in i i'm on a lot of i'm on a side of tiktok sometimes it's like lonely girl with no friends like sometimes like myself uh this is an area of my life it's like so funny like everything like sometimes this is what I learned in 2023 sometimes things don't happen in the order that you think they should happen if that makes sense like when I broke up with my ex I met Corey

like a month later and at that time I should have been single found my friends found my group like you know I should have technically right like everyone would say that's probably what you should have done where now I find myself engaged getting married in a long-term committed relationship a lifelong long-term committed relationship and I'm like where my bitch is at like I'm like still working on that area like it's happening don't get me wrong it's not like zero but um I want friends that like literally come over and they're like on my couch like I don't feel like people have that anymore it's like you have your friends you like meet up every now and then with or like you go out with but i haven't had couch friends since college like i miss having like those kinds

of girlfriends that are like you just come over and like chill and you're just hanging out like scrolling on your phone watching like the kardashians or some shit um oh should i put them as out when are they gonna be out like 2026 um dinner parties in silver jewelry in i feel like everyone wears gold jewelry so I'm so pale I'm so pale like this is like max paleness for me as you can see I have blue veins because I'm cool toned but if you're cool toned like me silver jewelry looks a lot better and I like mixing it with gold I have this gold bracelet on right I think silver jewelry needs to be more prominent everyone wears gold it's like doesn't look good on everyone and i feel like like i have silver necklaces on r.i.p to my grandma this is her her necklace

it's a pretty little heart locket thing um hot models in come on like i think the sign that we needed the sign that the world is getting better that we needed for me was when Victoria's Secret came out and said they're bringing back the hot models or whatever because they were losing so much money because like who wants to see a fat like I can't tell you I've been on victoriasecret.com so many times in the last like couple years whatever since they like transitioned to like this all-inclusive look or whatever like this new look and like I get it if you're a fat bitch and you were like how do a fat how does the fat how do these how are these underwear gonna look on my fat ass you want to see like a fat bitch model but like

that's torrid like that's not victoria's secret okay like they fucked up their brand totally fucked up they lost money and they're bringing the hot models back and i'm pro that okay hot models back people their shit together online back like remember how i always say that like just positive like good looking healthy successful images of people to emulate not this like all-inclusive oh everyone gets us everyone should have a platform everyone needs a space at the table like i think there's room for everyone actually you know it's out like starting a podcast there's not room for everyone starting a podcast you gotta just it's there's too many of us like at this point it's like okay oh is that selfish probably the

cinnamon challenge needs to come back i would love to see some like i bet if i go on tiktok and search cinnamon challenge like people are still doing it I would love to see the cinnamon challenge come back like people taking a spoonful I don't know if you remember this but back in like the 2010s that's so weird to say like the 2010s that's 2020 that's like a whole decade people literally take like a spoonful of cinnamon and eat it and I feel like or it's deadly or something and like don't do it but um remember glozell i think she had those oh my god glozell she had like the funniest cinnamon challenge video um things that are in oh influencers getting real jobs so here's my take like

pandemic hit right okay cool um tiktok blew up and people are shaking their ass and dancing and getting like 20 million followers the domelios the addison rays the the bryce halls the who else is the other guy the noah becks i don't know like that whole crew wasn't there like a sway house or something there's like houses for tiktokers okay cool people are at home people are in their sweatpants people are making banana bread watching Tiger King cool and then like this thing has happened in the last okay and then influencers before 2020 were like got your youtubers your vloggers it's kind of like it's been the same pre and post pandemic in that way like the vlogging on YouTube and then Instagram influencing started turning into like people

making reels okay cool and like then this amazon storefront thing really took took off and like to know it and linking products all day and like that was huge on instagram last year and then there's this like sub segment of the population that's like your michigan 38 year old mom of two going on tiktok i'm just like painting a picture she lives in a cul-de-sac she drives a minivan she's like a soccer mom she has just no style or like she's not like with it like that but like you know just like your average jill not your average joe your average jill okay cool and there's like this segment of the population like the not the degenerates like i'm not talking

about like your methed out like crackheads from arkansas in the trailer park like that degenerate group exists on tiktok but like they're not the ones doing this it's like the average joes and jills but especially though it's like a woman thing to do this all of a sudden like last year and i'm um talking about tiktok shop these like regular people are just they're showing up on camera like this and they're like they're doing like full-blown infomercials like qvc infomercials on like random products like a makeup brush or like the thermal brush or like the everyone bought or just like rant like a oh everyone needs alex earl light like the selfie light thing for filming videos or tripods or like

just random shit and they're like doing like a serious like infomercial plugging products like on tiktok shop and i said this i think a week or a couple weeks ago i'm like these people it feels like i'm at the fucking carnival and these carnies are like they're in their booth like trying to like get me to come over to their booth and like play a game and get some tokens and like buy some shit it's like this desperate like energy where i'm like it's so weird and i'm like these people like go back to your regular secretary job like go back to your normal job like this pipe dream of like blowing up on the internet and making your millions from the internet it's like it's gotta go sorry like not everyone's cut out for it okay it's just

the reality of life like look small city big dreams i get it small michigan mom big dream big dreams of selling actual products on uvc infomercials i think they still do it like i get it like i don't want to shoot like i i'm just saying it's just junk it's just junk like you're better off doing something that's like because i always go back to like what's the root why do i care like what's the whole message here and it's like do something that's actually good for society if you're like looking for a way to like make money online or like that's where i think people's heads need to be at like not the quick buck on tiktok shop you know what i mean and that's where it's like we're rotting we're just rotting it's just it's so mind-numbing and like annoying because

like you scroll through and you like see these ads pop up and you're just like what the fuck are we doing I feel like I'm at the carnival I straight up feel like I'm watching like a carny scream at me um what was my favorite carnival game I like the ones where there's like the duckies in the pond and you have to like throw something in there and then they like the rings on the ducky or i don't know things that are in um i like you know i'd say hanging out at the mall needs to come back like hanging out with your friends at the mall i was at the mall with cory over christmas and it's not the same as it used to be but i think that's because the intention when you go there isn't the same as what it used to be the mall used to be a place where and obviously i'm reminiscing

about my high school days my middle school days okay but like i think grown millennial women and men should like go to the mall with the intention of going to starbucks buying a caramel frappuccino immediately walking to Spencer's and looking at all the weird like sex toys and like random like you know this stuff when you're a kid you're like I know I shouldn't be looking at this it's like too inappropriate or like the t-shirts with like the the boner image like the fucking it's always like a dude like taking a piss on something and there's like a slogan on it and just like immediately go to Spencer's or Hot Topic or whatever like I think that should be like a like people need to go to the mall with the intention to hang

to meander meander meander is that the word me and that's a that's the word of the day we got to learn together so m e meander a winding curve or bend of a river or road like have a curve meander meander right I don't know yeah that needs to come back um go into the movies getting a caramel frap walking into Spencer's and Hot Topic going to oh buying a candle at Bath and Body Works hitting up American Eagle getting those fucking no I'm kidding like that's like too like we're going back to middle school but I'm just saying like hanging out at the mall isn't um Heelys

kind of in the same along the same lines as hanging out in the mall Heelys need to come back I kind of miss when you're like walking in a public space and like all of a sudden someone's just zooming by and you're like holy shit it just like hits you like in the side of your like the corner of your eye and then they're just like chilling on their heels and it's like whoa um yeah Healy's are in um cottage cheese can stay one thing about me I love cottage cheese I've loved cottage cheese since I was a kid I used to do cottage cheese and pineapple as a snack as a breakfast and or cantaloupe cottage cheese cottage cheese and canned peaches oh I ate a lot of canned peaches growing up when I think about

a lot of canned peaches and canned pineapple but yeah cottage cheese was a huge trend in 2023 and it definitely can stay um you're lying to yourself if you don't like it um you just have a oral or fixation or a mouth I have an oral fixation what's the thing I always used to say i'd always be like do i have an oral fixation i forget why i would say that i think we're here we're at the end um oh facing your problems head on oh i already said that oh hard kombucha's in yeah i'm such a big fan of like hard kombucha i can't even like tell you like i literally

it's because it tastes good like it actually tastes good and it's just like it's still bad for you as fuck but like it's alcohol obviously but i think um that's the drink of the year for me if if you're like what is on her ends list in the food and drink category hard kombuchas in hard kombucha and cottage cheese a balanced meal right there about a balanced breakfast um dude who's gonna win the election for real like i heard this thing that was like no president in the history of the united states with a 30 i think biden's approval rating is like 30 something percent or i don't know it's really low they've never gotten re-elected but I'm like why are they trying to re-elect why are

they trying is it like an ego thing at this point I'm like let's let our egos like who are we joking like that's what I don't get that's why when I started this episode I paused because I'm like oh my god it's 2024 and then I mentioned how like things are weird and it's just like I would have never have guessed that this is where you know we'd be as a society when I go into my 30th year you know um but it's real it's like it makes me go like huh so yeah like desantis is going after trump haley nikki haley haley nikki haley rama swami right he's he's with it um yeah the election's going down that was one of my favorite episodes ever of rogan

the fucking alex jones tim dylan election night and they got fish fillets and i don't know it's random i think he came i don't know i just love good entertainment i love good entertainers i love great entertainment i love funny minds i love you know what i mean and i know he's a lot but alex jones makes me laugh so fucking hard sometimes you know it makes me it's just because he's insane and he's smart and he's crazy and he's everything it's like those are my favorite those are the kind of people where i'm like gotta take them in doses obviously but um yeah i don't know how to end the episode but we're going to try here let's wrap it with uh my plugs so please hit that subscribe button wherever you're

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hour or so a crazy appointment I can't tell you what it is because it's like super top secret but Corey's coming with me to this appointment why would Corey come to come with me to an appointment wow these are some crazy teasers for you at the end here um yeah thanks for hanging out I hope you have the best year ever and I hope you manifest all your dreams and just remember like everything is your fault and the only way to accomplish anything you want to accomplish is by putting one foot in front of the other and taking action that's it it's very simple so uh take the first step the elephant was not eaten in one bite it was eaten eaten one bite at a time keep that in mind and

just keep telling yourself you're the shit and you can do it because you know what that's what we need more of people with strong self-belief and confidence and like it's so easy just fucking dude oh i don't say that often dude like love yourself love your just like you're worth it you're special you're like i know everyone says this but i'm like really trying to like make this hit home like no one is you and that is your power no I just had a I had a point in my life where I was like it's like it's like sink or swim right I was like so in the shitter mentally and I'm like wait so wait all I have to do to not feel like this is just tell myself

you're doing great sweetie like I literally just told myself like I'm great I'm cool I'm interesting people like me I'm doing well I'm I just kept saying it's like all this positive affirmation I just started believing it actually like for real I was like I actually have something positive to contribute to this world like I'm not I'm not a useless piece of shit like wait like I actually I think I have something here like I'm I'm cool like I can do this like I'm worth it and then it just felt good to be like obnoxious about it it felt good to be like I'm the shit fucking love myself I got it going on I got the sauce tell yourself you have the sauce I have the sauce you have the sauce we

all have the sauce life's too short to not think that you have the sauce I swear like I think of all these epiphanies I've had on my show here and to me they've all kind of been me crossing or jumping over a hurdle that I used to be stuck behind that's when I have the epiphany right I'm like oh my god I just jumped over and I figured it out and so that's one of the things that I had to cross I had to jump that hurdle of me hating myself and me jumping over and being like I like myself and that's real for so many people and it's truly like in my experience it's very simple it's just i think you have to be kind of a delusional you have to be a little delusional and a little bit like i don't give a fuck and you just gotta just say it like scream

it be like not really like i don't know don't wake up your neighbors but like you know that was a big one i think that was looking i'm going to my fourth year podcasting i think that was the first hurdle I had to jump that was the first one and then the part two of that was me yeah going okay the reason why I hate myself is because I tell myself I hate myself all day long and I think about all the things I don't like like about myself all day long and I beat myself beat myself up all day long and I'm overly critical of myself all day long and so I was like oh okay so I just need to stop thinking I need to turn that part of my brain off and then I got really good at doing that and that once that was figured out off to the races and then everything unfolded

to the point where I'm like I don't know how it gets any better from here and that's a crazy place to be in life maybe a house sure with a yard so the dogs could run and a kid in my arms that's how life gets better for me but like pretty much everything else is dialed in and I'm fucking like i think that's like what i can bring to the table here i can like teach you how to get over your shit and have a good life okay we're just spiraling because i don't know how to end the podcast oh my god the last thing i wrote that was in this is so fucked up but i i like i was inspired by your mom's house clip to write this cyber bullying is in

i'm like joking but like not like go watch the latest your mom's house uh episode with tom sigur and christina christina christina p i'm not gonna attempt it i was dying laughing i was dying laughing like it's so fucked up but like the clip they post it oh my god um yeah cyber boys Vote for Trump Bye, love you And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back

I don't fucking take smoke, I'ma poke a hole through you, choking's overdue Come at me and you won't get any older, dude, crack your hold or two Heating up inside of me, blood so violently, thanks for trying me Now it's finally time to see how this rivalry becomes my dynasty I know there's no turning back Oh God, adrenaline wasted So mad I can taste it I know there's no turning back

I'll do what it takes, I ain't making mistakes like that I'll bleed on your face just to make you go take it back I'll lose my shit, I go crazy when I'm mad And now you gon' wish you had shut the fuck up real bad And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back