The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 369- Sex Appeal and Yoga Pants

Episode Date: April 23, 2024

Today we discuss O.J. Simpson's death, the murder trial and why it went wrong, domestic violence, my mindset shift about Coachella, influencers and selling out, why Alo Yoga is trying way too hard to be cool and becoming cringe, Caitlin Clark's WNBA contract, tips to improve your sex appeal, and MORE!! Thanks for listening and supporting the show! :) REVIEW THE SHOW https://open.spotify.com/show/4ijzUBunTIHgVmahB0ISEN BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  KEEP IN TOUCH! INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe  EMAIL THE SHOW! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  MY MUSIC GUY: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  SPONSORS Spotify for Podcasters

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What's up, guys? It's episode 369. Welcome back to the show. Okay, I'll kill that. I couldn't help myself. Happy episode 369. I was in the car on the way home from the gym a few days ago and I was like I was writing in my notes on my iPhone where I keep my podcast notes and I wrote three six nine I'm like where do I know this from so yeah thank you to Drew Cole for that beautiful cover of uh Get Low Little John and East Side Boys posted December 10th 2012 um is that over 10 years ago now wait we're oh my god that was I graduated in high school in 2012 like wait 20 what are we in 2024 2022 would have been 10 years oh my oh my god okay so hi welcome back to the show thanks for being here uh surprise surprise I am on video

so welcome back to the video version of the podcast um it's been a few months so yeah we're back on video so if you're watching this on YouTube please hit that subscribe button this is also going to be on Spotify video so you can watch it on your Spotify app and uh what else should I plug here yeah please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now I'm on Apple Spotify Google Podcast Digital Breaker Overcast wherever you listen to podcasts please hit that subscribe button and finally please leave me a five-star review while you're there uh yeah let's get into it I have a fun show today we are again on video I'll set the scene if you're audio only right now I'll tell you kind of the visual experience that um you would be

having you would be having if you're sitting in here with me right now so um yeah I'm chilling in Corey's bathrobe fresh out of the shower from the gym uh got a smoothie here uh I have a smoothie I have a black coffee and I have a liquid death I've never had one of these so we're gonna try this live on the show today. This is the severed lime version. And, um, yeah, so that's what I'm drinking. That's what I'm wearing. Um, yeah, I went to the gym this morning. Now we're going to podcast. Okay, cool. This is like my favorite. Yeah. Yeah. We talk about all the time. Like literally this is my favorite morning routine ever, like gym podcast. So, uh, yeah, we have a great show today and um okay so I have personal life updates I mentioned last week on the show

that um my job my nine-to-five corporate job um basically shit's hitting the fan let's just say that and I have some updates on that front um I just want to let you know that basically here's the update um this week my boss got fired so I think like yeah they fired her boss and they fired her and now there's just like two of us and the director so like no one's in our department anymore it's so light and weird and yeah like just know that um I think the new era I'm entering into is gonna be and I and I can't believe I'm saying this if you've started if you started from day one or like from early on with me you know that this is like so not what I used to say but like I the next era of my life is gonna be um I'm gonna be entering my sellout era okay I am going

to sell the buck out because, um, I don't think I'm going to be there very much longer. And, uh, that's, that's just my gut gut feeling. And, um, yeah, so brand deals, uh, sponsorships, a lot of Tik TOK, uh, Tik TOK, I'll be on Tik TOK shop doing QVC ads. No, I will not. I will never get it. I think I will, I will never stoop that stoop that low. Like I don't need, I feel like, yeah, anyways, um, yeah, I'm entering, I'm going to be selling out. So just know that those paid partnership labels are going to be coming and you might hear ads on the show eventually in the near future. Um, I should be doing it anyways, right? Like, come on, I've been, I almost have 400 episodes and I've been doing this for over three years. So it's like, it's time, but like

for real it's time because again I don't know how much longer uh it's gonna be until my head gets chopped off at this company so um testing the water really testing the water publicly talking about it um but I like to tap toe tip toe tip toe on the edge of danger a lot here anyways with my um raw uncut bluntness and my harsh what not harsh but like I my opinions and the crazy should I say so um okay so OJ died we're gonna talk about that because I literally had the okay OJ Simpson died as you know and I was like wait I only know like two things about OJ Simpson and so I ended up watching the Netflix Netflix documentary this week on him and now I know like the full story so I'm going to talk about what happened the trial the whole thing and kind of

like give my thoughts on it because again like I literally so the two things I knew were like um he obviously like murder all I literally all I knew is like he murdered someone I didn't know there are two people and I didn't know like how he did it I just knew he was convicted of murder and got off clean he was acquitted but that's all I knew and then I knew there was like a bronco chase and then the other thing I knew and this was like I don't know here I'll play this like I have this memory of OJ Simpson OJ Simpson it's like always in my head whenever he comes up and it's this. So yeah, like I literally, I think I didn't really understand he was in prison or anything. So like, I guess he popped on social media after he got out of prison for what was

it like eight years nine years he was in for nine years he served in Nevada from yeah for nine years in 2008 after he was convicted of 12 counts of armed robbery and cannot being a boba so um yeah like I have the Bronco chased him ahead he murdered someone he got off clean and he came back on Twitter and everyone was like this is so odd like OJ Simpson's like hey Twitter world you know and that's it and then the nelf podcast when they're like you know you know do you ever think they're gonna find who killed nicole like who who's that guy that i always blank out his name it's like they all have like where is his name like stingy or some shit like what's his name steezy i don't know but like he asked that question which was like a very powerful moment and um like podcasting

lore or history so anyways we're gonna talk about OG's death um and I want to touch on like domestic violence a little bit and just how I perceived that whole situation with him Nicole and yeah and I have like personal experience where I want to like you know yeah again give my two cents to kind of go into that a little bit oh we're gonna talk about Coachella because Coachella happened and um like I said I'm entering my sellout era and I have like this whole I have this complete or I have had since watching this most recent Coachella Jesus Christ okay hold on one sec okay wait Coachella's like still going on is it this weekend too wait a minute we're like in the middle of Coachella but like since so over the last week like seeing everyone post about Coachella

all these influencers like I have a complete completely new mindset about Coachella influencers and like the whole thing and again this is so like not who I used to be so um yeah we're gonna talk about Coachella a little bit um Dubai's underwater we don't need to talk about that because it's like I don't know it's pretty straightforward it's underwater and allegedly they did what is cloud uh fueling what do they call it like um seating where they like make rain artificially anyway so yeah Dubai is underwater um and then okay we're not gonna talk about that but it is happening oh my god uh finally oh wait the other thing god I'm such a this is gonna be like so uncalled for to say but like um Caitlin Clark right she just got what a

75 000 contract with like the indiana oil where what is the name of the team it's like wait they all have like stupid names um caitlyn clark i think nike's gonna give her like an eight-figure deal though so she'll she'll be fine um contract yeah she she's going to a team in the wma that's what i know and she got a like a 76 000 contract um but like all i have to say is like stop trying to make women's basketball happen and i know that sounds harsh but like this is gonna be a thing for another week and then it's just like it'll die out and i honestly think like yeah more people want to go watch her play it'll be a thing i've talked about women's basketball before and like I'm a former women's basketball player myself

that was my main sport in high school I didn't go to college and play like the thing is is like I respect it I can respect her talent I've seen her play I've watched all the videos you know like I'm I've nerded out to Caitlin Clark enough where I'm like okay she's good the numbers are the numbers she's amazing but like at the end of the day it's just it's not fun to watch like it's just not like it's like it's just not so um especially when you go from like watching an NBA game to whatever I'm sounding so like again I have yeah I have a whole entire hater segment um I guess this is included in it um I have two topics in my things I hate yeah I shouldn't call it my hater segment I should call it my like strong opinion segment I don't know but yeah like

I think this is great for women's basketball like don't get me wrong but it's gonna literally be a thing in a week um yeah so what did I tell Corey I was like and he's like he always fights me or he doesn't fight me on this but like he thinks I'm being a little too you know harsh about this whole Caitlin Clark thing and the WNBA and women's basketball but like I'm like it's like watching what did I say I was like watching women's basketball is like when you go from watching like NBA you know Golden State versus Denver and then you're watching that and you're seeing how they play and you're like sitting there and then you go watch a WNBA game it's like watching I had the best analogy it was like going from

damn it it was really good I don't know it was kind of also like uncalled for and I should get off this topic because I already feel like I'm being mean so Caitlin Clark uh she's awesome amazing I really have nothing bad to say but like literally just I don't know it's never gonna be fun to watch for me personally like this is just me and again I'm saying this as a former basketball player I remember and the reason I'm saying this is because literally I remember like I'd be in a game like a really intense game you know I'm like a point guard or whatever and I'm like dribbling the ball down the court and make a cool pass and then I like you know someone passes it back to me and I shoot a three and then I go watch the film of that game

and I remember like cringing at my own film and being like oh my god we look so like slow and like bad like this is just like oh my god like it always made me like cringe for myself even though when I was out there I'm like yeah I'm going super fast I passed this ball great like it's like it never translated on video and especially probably not for the spectators of people watching so um I don't know that like women's sports are it's a vibe because it's like women have this like ferociousness about them and like they're like they're more I feel like scrappy than men especially like women's basketball players so there's like a fun part of watching women's basketball because of that or like a that's like a unique thing to women's yeah sport but especially

basketball so I don't know anyways moving on to um yeah like okay should I I'll just do the job update a little bit I kind of already did but like yeah they fired my boss I got a surprise call that was like hey can I do a quick 15 minutes of chat and I was like oh shit oh shit I'm getting and I thought I was gonna I'm just like assuming at any point I'm gonna get fired and they're like yeah yesterday was her last day and I just want to let you know before you hear it from anyone else and blah blah and you know I've only been at this company for like a year and change like eight months almost I'm going on two years but um yeah it's weird you're just like and my boss was there for like 30 years and the guy that her boss was there for like I don't know 15 maybe 25 years I

can never remember in my head but um it's crazy how they can just cut you just like in an instant and you're done and everything you knew for the last 30 years she's got to feel free though like she's got to feel free I I'm that's how I would take it I know she'll go away thinking that thinking of this as a positive and she's kind of it's the kind of person she is but um yeah it's a weird time and um yeah I'm basically like mentally like this really affects I'm just again I've said this many times as when I've talked about my job here I'm like and the whole like situation over the last couple months I'm like what happens as as an employee you just kind of mentally start checking out because you're like everything is so different now all of my tasks are different

my management's different everyone's like everything's changing and it's just like you're you I think some people are like willing to be like okay yeah like let's rebuild this thing and like you know I'll help with help the new hires and train them on what to do all because you know my entire team is basically down with just me and one other person so but I just don't I'm just not that kind of girl it's just not who I am so um you could probably predict the future and without saying it um yeah just know that I'm gonna be I'm gonna have to enter my I'll be forced to be uh to sell out here in the near future because of what I'm anticipating uh that's gonna happen in my career so yeah I talked a lot about it last week and just like the

bullshit of the corporate world corporate world and the fakeness of it and um yeah I'm kind of feeling like, yeah. Um, what else is happening? Okay. Yeah. So OJ died of prostate cancer. He was cremated, um, died of prostate cancer after being diagnosed last year, died on April 10th this year. So that was, that's crazy. Uh, Simpson died on April 10th after being diagnosed with cancer for prostate cancer last year um his remains were cremated Wednesday morning at approximately 10 a.m so I don't know it's just weird and again like I knew nothing so then I was like curious and like okay so well the only literally the only reason I became curious is because I turned on Netflix and like the number one documentary or the number one show this week

was like the OJ Simpson documentary and I guess that thing won a ton of awards and it was really well done I love a good crime documentary good yeah so um it came out back in I think 2016 but anyways I want to get into what I think went wrong with the trial and the whole situation and I kind of want to get into a Nicole a little bit and I touched on this in the beginning and domestic violence and my take on like what I'll take I'll explain my experience with observing people that allow domestic violence to happen over and over and over again and like how because I observed that how I'm going to how I have decided how I've made a conscious decision to have a zero tolerance policy for that in my life when I uh what I'm engaged now and getting married and

in my dating career that was something from like day one in my 20s like early 20s that was like uh yeah again like a zero tolerance policy non-negotiable because of what I witnessed and so I just want to talk about yeah a little bit of Nicole and his relationship and something I think the trial got wrong or like the prosecution got wrong with um talking about her so i don't know if you're familiar with the oj simpson uh murder case and everything but it's obviously one of the most iconic uh trials in history like it had everyone glued to the tv for months right like everyone was on the edge of their seat about this OJ Simpson trial um there's a crazy statistic by the way when he was getting chased in a bronco which was literally like a motorcade like I thought

the bronco chase because again I had like a couple little nuggets of I of information in my head about this but like I didn't know it in detail but I thought the chase was like a high-speed chase like they're fucking chasing him no they're fucking chasing him I'm trying to be better at that sorry um literally it was like a motorcade for a politician like they were just following him slowly on the freeway and I and I found out later it's because he had a gun to his head or like he had a gun and they were just trying to like you know keep him from offing himself so um yeah so iconic trial um this is back in the 90s I'm gonna get the dates wrong I believe it was 94 ish 1994 ish when this all went down maybe 95 during I don't know but um early 90s early to

mid 90s and so the things that I okay the thing okay so he I guess I should describe what happened he had a history with Nicole his wife and they I'm gonna get these details wrong but like they had an often on and off relationship they had two kids they were married and then they like divorced or separated and they got back together because he said he was going to change and or he he's a changed man and blah blah but there is like a back and forth to their relationship and a history of physical abuse where you know she had she called the cops on him on multiple occasions and um you know on the one occasion it's interesting the the cop that they completely plastered and destroyed during trial Furman um he actually showed up before to their house when

he came after her with a baseball bat so like he had witnessed this before where OJ had gotten belligerent and full of rage and you know beat her up or was it a was uh what's it called threatening to or whatever he had witnessed it and then you know years later however long it was there he shows up in there she's you know beheaded basically uh he it was a gnarly uh stabbing murder so um but yeah their relationship was not smooth and the way the documentary painted their relationship was like he was obsessive about her but felt like he couldn't have her and she was like unattainable and he was a super jealous guy like whenever she when they like broke up and she would date other guys who's super jealous and get like really angry and like

follow them home and like watch them have sex through their through her windows and like yeah so his whole vibe was like rage jealousy but then he had this charismatic oj like showman side where in a you know switch of a switch of the lights when a flip of a dime in a hold on in a split split second he could go back into you know mr hollywood you know and just turn it off and here's the thing he's a football player for usc star football player he's he grew up in i believe where did he grow up forget where he grew up but he grew up in the hood basically and his dad was gay and i guess that i missed so i honestly i checked into this documentary i don't know how many episodes inquiry was but like i missed this the the part about oj's childhood and like

his upbringing and his football i kind of i i started watching it during the um when like building up to when the murder happened and his relationship with nicole so um but yeah so these things that his childhood it wasn't perfect but like he became this star football player and then celebrity guy um because of it did he play in the NFL I fuck see again I only knew like two things before I watched his documentary so I'm just gonna speak from what I remember um but let's speak let's fast forward to the murder so uh there was some sort of recital for their kid I believe he he attended it with Nicole and maybe her mom again this is a little fuzzy but basically they had gone to this recital thing and then OJ went home I believe and

then wasn't invited to dinner so they went to dinner at a restaurant after the recital with like the mom Nicole and the daughter the son I don't know which one it was and then um long story short they went home everyone like after dinner they all went home and they Nicole called the restaurant I think and said like hey my mom left her glasses at the restaurant can you bring them by the house which is a weird ask but I think later what we found out is that Ron the other guy that was murdered with Nicole worked at the restaurant I don't know if he owned it or it seemed like it was like his dream to have this restaurant basically he um on the night of the murder had brought the glasses in an envelope to her house and dropped them off and when he had

done that that's when OJ was there and he was you know stabbing the shit out of her and then he got out and you know you know that like they both obviously died and right then and there and um so yeah it was this chain of events that was a little bit like he attended the recital with Nicole and her mom and I'm assuming again fuzzy but we're gonna just kind of keep it basic here and then yeah she went home called the restaurant to have him bring the glasses to the house and then oj alleged i'm he did it fucking he did it like come on uh somebody came to the house and slitter throw and stab the shit out of her and ron and i'm not trying to be morbid and graphic and insensitive here but like they in the documentary and now i'm it's just like

goddamn videos of war that i see all over my social media now and like what's going on know what's going on in Israel and Gaza but like now I have that permanently in my head what it looks like for a throat to be completely slashed and like I just didn't I didn't realize how like the skin would do that I guess but they showed it in this documentary and yeah it was gnarly and so sad and so horrible. And as you know, like he was acquitted. So like all of this just sucks overall, but here are the things that I believe went wrong in the OJ Simpson trial. Number one, the glove, obviously when Chris, the prosecutor prosecution lawyer had asked OJ to try on the glove, we all know that it didn't fit. And that was like a dumb

move on his part because the jurors said during this documentary they're like yeah we would have assumed it would fit him because it was a big glove like we would have assumed that so I believe they had defense attorneys were kind of fucking with them and basically alluding to like they're gonna have him try it on or like if you don't we'll make him or something like that they're kind of being they're taunting him about it or taunting the prosecutors about the glove situation and so they made a game-time decision to have him um i think actually the defense attorneys were anticipating they were going to have him try on the glove and that's why he didn't take his arthritis medicine for two weeks which

swelled his fingers so but also with the glove so that what went wrong what went wrong was having oj simpson and the glove you don't know anything about the glove it's the glove that was found at nicole's house on at the murder scene and at oj's house like in on the side of the house somewhere just in some rocks so glove at the murder scene matches the glove at his house like you know what the fuck it's like clear as day like come on like how does that just like happen and all of their blood was on it and yeah so everything about this is like i i cannot believe he was acquitted and like i just now that i watched the documentary and saw the whole story i'm like this is insane and I get why everyone says that so yeah it was a total mistake to have him try on

the glove and um the other thing that went wrong in the trial was Furman first of all this whole thing they they pulled a race card out and said we're gonna make the defense attorneys were like we're gonna create this narrative that this everything about this had to do with um race and the fact that oj's a black man and you know they're making him out to be this murderer because he's black and then this was during the era of rodney king and it was right after this that happened so that was obviously in oj's favor but the thing about oj and the thing that i learned during the documentary is that he didn't really associate with being black and being he just he just didn't you know until after the fact literally it's like he literally was like i'm

to go hang out at uh roscoe's waffles or whatever it's called and like eat chicken and waffles with black people now so i can like you know learn more about my culture i don't know it's so weird he was like going to churches and where where it was just like a all black people church or all attendees were black basically i mean it's not like white people can't go there like it's just that's just who shows up all these black people and like he's putting on like african garb and hats and like and it was just so odd but yeah up so that's why I was like this is so dumb because it's it's like they made it a thing they made they pulled that race card in there they used it the entire trial and it became about that and it the number one thing for me about this was

they didn't they they got into the story so much especially about racism racism from the cops because like Furman right like he was saying the n-word left and right and there was all these people that had um Furman was the cop that uh was when he was on what did they they basically said that he planted the glove and the reason why they said he planted the glove and they completely made that up out of thin air is because he had a past of saying the n-word and there were like 10 interviews they did where people could say they witnessed him he's saying that and then there are all these tapes of him saying that and being super racist so they basically yeah framed him or what do you call it um yeah framed him like made him out to be this like

racist cop who planted the gloves so OJ would get convicted of murder and go to jail because he hated black guys allegedly and you know they just but again they just made that up so in my opinion i mean this is just everything felt like such a reach you know but that's what the defense attorney they called them they called them the dream team like they were like the best of the best you know um i believe bill bailey is it his name is helping diddy now is that his name he's like a legend uh he is i listened to him on the pbd podcast benjamin brafman why do i keep saying bill bailey wait a minute

bill bailey is that some totally different guy attorney that's not who it is benjamin wait benjamin brafman isn't that crazy how my brain does that benjamin the whole time like that's Bill Bailey, the old guy there on the screen. Benjamin. Brafman, yeah. Brafman.

Hmm. It's not who I'm thinking of. Was it? OJU's attorneys. Defense attorneys. Sorry, intermission. we're looking this up because i really want to know this for real what the dream team oh my god i'm like i'm struggling right now wait we got uh fucking we know rob card or

yeah kardashian oh my god so many pop-ups asking me if i subscribe to this news site I'm done okay literally okay let's get let's get back to it so what was I covering I was covering the glove that went wrong Furman the uh the fact that he testified they shouldn't have done that and the fact that he pled the fifth when they asked him did you plant the glove it's like he pled the fifth he could have said no I'm not a racist and no I didn't plant the glove like he had he should have had some i don't know like just yeah that was just stupid um and then yeah the glove and here's the thing here's the thing i'm all over the place i apologize um i don't apologize i need to stop

apologizing for thinking i'm not tired of work because i'm really not i'm just like you know trying to remember things in my head but this is a nail in the coffin for me and this is what i don't understand blood in his bronco blood in his bronco that there was blood in his bronco that had all three of their dna in it or whatever it was all through their blood there's uh blood on the scene with oj's blood was on at the crime scene in his bronco i believe on the glove in what and so that's the whole thing for me it's like that's obvious if i was a juror i'd be like oh that's that's it for me like there isn't a situation you could and i know i know it's like innocent until proven guilty and you have to prove like you have to and that's the thing it's

that evidence though is such a yeah nail in a coffin in the coffin for me because it's like and here's the thing here's the thing this is what they fucked up to this is what went wrong in my opinion the prosecution I don't think they did a good job talking about Nicole and OJ and their past they didn't really set up that part of the story very well because if I was a juror and I heard yeah he had um you know beaten her and there's pictures of her face they're all fucked up and that he had a past of yeah beating his wife and I was aware of that and then if they went into Nicole and her life a little more it's like what was the motive like who who were Nicole's enemies like why would someone come and do this out of the blue you know in the middle of the

night that part of it wasn't really talked about it was just like if you know what I mean so they didn't do a good job I think talking about their relationship the domestic violence and physical abuse and then the fucking cop heard him say forget his name that oh he told oj that he had or oj told him that he had dreams of killing nicole and then they the fucking defense attorneys are smart you know little smart asses are like well you're an alcoholic so basically anything you say we're not gonna you know how could anyone trust you because you have a past being an alcoholic and you were a womanizer and would allegedly said that if if OJ wasn't with Nicole then you would have your shot with her or something so they just they were so good they

were so good you know what I mean like they were they were good at what they did at their job they were so good and um the prosecution flopped and um yeah they shouldn't they shouldn't should not have had him try on the glove and first of all he had a latex glove on underneath it and like the slipperiness of it was all off because of the the latex resisting the I don't know it was all stupid um I don't know if you guys again I don't know if you know anything about this trial and what happened but like I'm learning about it for the first time this week and I'm just so like floored and um I really knew nothing about OJ Simpson and the whole thing until literally like a week ago so when he died so and honestly here's the other things that went wrong yeah okay the

blood like in what world are all three people in the same vicinity at all three places in the bronco at her house and at his house exchanging blood and slitting I don't know like getting bloody together spewing blood getting cutting themselves I don't know how that would happen but in as a juror like how would that be possible unless someone murdered them and then here's the fucked up part one of the jurors was like here's the fucked up part one of the jurors was like yeah she basically was like yeah pretty much like 90 percent of us she used the term or the number 90 percent she goes yeah I would say 90 percent of us uh came up with uh or said he was not guilty because of the whole Rodney King situation and what had been going on with cops and black people

and racism at the time and they said it was basically out of like retaliation um so what the fuck you know what I mean like you're and then one of them was a black panther so like you're it was gonna be I honestly think like even if they didn't have him try on the glove even if Furman didn't testify like I don't know and the evidence is so like obviously and that's the thing with these trials it's like they get into the weeds so much it because it became like the Furman trial and this cop and his him being a racist it had that has nothing to do with the fact that Nicole's throat was slit and like what happened that night and what's the evidence around that night and like at the scene

and at oj's house and in his car it's like but you know he was the thing is is he i believe he had murdered murdered them and obviously uh had a limo uh driver already arranged to pick him up and bring him to the airport to fly to chicago so technically he like he was out but there was like a time frame where they came home from the restaurant he went there did what he did and then got out of there that was all pre-planned he had cut on his finger and then the cop the one cop that was you know allegedly a drunk ass and he heard OJ say that OJ had dreams about killing Nicole he heard three different stories about in like the same night I forget the context of the situation but he basically OJ basically came up with like three stories about why he had cut on

finger and like oh I cut it opening my car door I was I don't know fiddling around with something and I cut it and then he said another thing it's like all in the same and I think the cop I forget his name but when OJ told him that he just had this like pit like you know so but yeah I honestly don't think they explained Nicole's life and why someone would do that because there's it's like I always think of yeah motive like what would cause someone to go and do that what would be their the reasoning behind that and they just really I feel like they didn't explore that during trial enough and um anyways honestly and the other thing that's so blatantly obvious is his reaction it was so off like never said anything about his poor kids you know growing up without their mother now

and he didn't shed a single tear it was all about himself he made the whole thing the fucking bronco chase was all about himself oh i'm gonna kill myself it was just so like gross and obvious that you know like who does that you don't it's just you know so yeah that his reaction was so off the bronco chase is so off um just the trial itself like what other things happened during the trial that went wrong like they were just out out class out school the prosecution was they were just the the dream team those guys were too good and again they just like make shit up but that works in a trial like this like that's what you have to do it's either you make a bunch of shit up and you convince the jury that he's not guilty or he goes to prison for the rest of his life so

you know you're incentivized to fabricate shit and bullshit stuff and say like oh just because this cop had all these like this passive saying the n-word and being a you know racist openly racist or in his personal life or whatever it was i forget exactly but that you think he put a glove in a plastic bag and like went into oj's house and like dropped it off and planted the evidence so the cops do do that they do that with guns you know they plant guns a lot and try to get people in trouble that way and I don't know a lot but um now let's talk about domestic violence here because and I'll keep this kind of brief but Nicole was a battered woman she was beaten up by oj time and time again there was a lot of audio you know when she'd call

911 there's audio of her or audio of oj just screaming at the top of his lungs and without getting into too much detail about my life my life experience around men being belligerent and violent and full of rage um watching this documentary and witnessing this kind of brought back home to me this idea that I've had and it's been with me now for a good 10 years of my of my life my entire 20s it's been with me about like self-worth like I know this is going to be like one of those things now but because i can't compare myself to what nicole experienced with oj i'm not doing that i'm basically saying okay she was clearly clearly in a domestically violent situation

a physically abusive situation with oj and she had two kids and something i know about marriage and kids is that kids make everything more complicated right everyone knows that and that's a huge reason why women stay in domestically abusive relationships for a long time way past you know they way way too long it's because of the kids and they want their two parents together and they're willing to sacrifice their physical health their mental health their every the even the kids health they're subjecting the kids to that environment I don't think women realize that in the situation until like maybe after the fact but they're willing to do that so that the family unit can stay together right and so in Nicole and OJ's situation with their two kids like clearly

that's what complicated complicated it for her because she crawled back and I just have almost a robotic approach to domestic violence and love and being in love because when I weigh out the pros and cons there's no pros of domestic violence but when I see the costs on a person's health and their quality of life and their mind when they're when they stay in a domestically violent situation I just I don't think it's worth it no matter how in love you are with a person no matter how much you're you want your kids to have a dad you know for me and this is the part that's like very uh like something I value a lot or something that's like really um

like one of my core value yeah core values about relationship is that and again this might sound super robotic and like emotionless in a way but and I feel grateful that I I I the reason I have this mindset is because of what I experienced growing up without again without getting into all the weeds and the details like I experienced domestic violence growing up and I witnessed a parent stay in it way too long basically so um I was a kid in that environment I observed what happened and so now because of that experience on the other side I have I think a really just like clear mindset on what a woman should tolerate in a marriage and um

and for herself and her life. So I am fortunate enough to, I'm, I'm in, I've been, okay, hold on. Basically, I entered, I basically, I entered my dating years after shit hit the fan with my parents so I just witnessed this shit storm of divorce and you know all the things that went sideways and I basically made a pact with myself or like a yeah I basically went into my dating years with the mindset that I will not tolerate abuse physical emotional any any form of abuse at all like it's an absolute non-negotiable non-negotiable for me and I have a zero tolerance policy that means and this is the part that might sound like cold

and like extreme but that means if it happens once I'm out so and and that I'm also applying to or I've also thought of okay those are those are you know that's my mindset for my dating years when I'm you know just me and a guy but I also early in my 20s thought okay someday when I get married and I have kids even in that situation it will be a non-negotiable because I don't have a zero tolerance policy for it so if it happens once I'm out and so with Nicole and OJ and a lot of women across the world when they're in that situation unless you've experienced it before and you've witnessed a family member a friend friend of the family and aunt and whatever if you've witnessed it if you haven't had that experience what happens to a lot of women is

they're just in it and they don't think this way they don't have these standards for themselves and these like non-negotiables for men and abuse because it's kind of all they know especially women that have had that it's all they know because that's what they witnessed their dad do to their mom and now they are dating someone and then marry someone who's also doing it to them so it's it's almost like normal for them and it's almost like you know what I mean so that's why I feel grateful and fortunate that I have um that experience under my belt with domestic violence and I'm super this is the whole thing with my podcast it's like I've had all this I faced all this adversity I've had this crazy past this crazy childhood and now I can I feel

like my calling and something that I can help people with is sharing my story and sharing the nuggets of wisdom that um I've learned along the way you know like it's like a strength at this point it's it's something that I can help people with so basically at all costs or or I have a zero tolerance policy for any form of abuse any meaning that if it happens once I'm out and I've said this I've made this a I've made this pact myself since I started dating in my early 20s like seriously dating guys and getting into like serious relationships so I believe underneath all of that what I just said as hard as it is I think having that mindset is like the highest form of self-worth a woman can have because as women we're vulnerable obviously with men overpowering us

being stronger than us being especially if they're like the provider and we're relying on them for their money or their our lifestyle and whatever like there's this power dynamic and so women just by default and most in a lot of situations i can't say every situation obviously they're yeah they're vulnerable and they're weaker obviously physically and so um that's that's a component of self-worth as a woman that if you don't really think about that then you're going to be beaten up battered fucking abused and you're and then you just you become a shell of who you are that's what abuse does to women now i haven't i haven't i haven't had physical i've never experienced physical abuse

I've definitely experienced emotional psychological stuff manipulation by a narcissist and that shit is almost it's as bad as I mean it's not none of it's great being beat up and like fucking getting your head stomped in is like the pain of that I don't think is comparable to psychological pain like it's a completely different type of pain but it's all bad and again if you're a woman and you have that high form of self-worth and self-love and respect for yourself and those standards of like I will not tolerate this at all cost meaning if it happens once I'm out then it you're gonna flourish in your life and you're gonna get away from that even if you have kids even if you have all this baggage like you're gonna be so much better off if you just get out of it and it's a

hard thing but it's something that if you go in to relationships with that kind of mindset and that kind of like yeah non-negotiable you're gonna be set up so much better than if you're a woman who doesn't really think about it and then and then finds herself in it and then has got all these emotions and the I love him and I've got these kids and I have this life and you're not thinking clearly and so that's like my rudder you know what I mean like you have to have a rudder in a relationship like when things start staring off too far and you're like I don't like who I am you are and i feel i i'm getting beat up every day and he's mean to me and you gotta get back on the straight path and get back to who you are what you will tolerate and what you stand for and

what you know and get back to your self-worth because but i because i i just mentioned i had i had gone through um psychological abuse manipulation by a narcissist all that narcissist all that stuff it's crazy because that girl that younger version of me in my early 20s didn't know what she didn't know I didn't know what I didn't know and I was just in it right and so it's like you almost and it sucks because you have to like go through that experience to figure all this out so that's why I'm here today I'm like I want to tell I want to give you this kind of plant this seed in your mind and share this mindset because it might be that this is going to sound extreme it might save your life someday it might save your life someday and in

nicole and oj's case by her staying around him and and being in his life and going back to him and because of the kids and because she loved him because of whatever the case was you know I'm not justifying this obviously is not like oh well she deserved it's not like oh she deserved it no it's it cost her her life so that's just how like honestly that was like the biggest takeaway from the documentary the OJ Simpson documentary for me because I go to I go to like the root cause and the core of things and what you're looking at here and I didn't even talk about Ron and him getting murdered but what you're looking at here is a woman who was murdered right obviously Ron was too but I'm talking about Nicole

she was murdered and that's horrible but I go into like the root cause of that like why is a woman like that murdered what was it that not that she played or it's not that she was she didn't she didn't do anything wrong necessarily it's just like the people you get into relationships with like it's like you cannot let them abuse you in any form and if they do at one time you gotta leave that's my and it's something and so I'm so passionate about this again because of my own personal life experience what I witnessed as a kid growing up like so yeah that's kind of the that's kind of the end of the OJ segment here because I mean god it's like it's heavy and I get it gets me like not emotional I just get like really

passionate about it because I see I see so clearly how like having how like your mindset as a woman in relationship or like your you have to sit with yourself and be super present and like get clear about what you will tolerate and what you won't and you have to think about it like I think about it and the only reason I think about it and I've done all this work is because I fucking experienced it before and I'm like I don't want that for myself at all costs same with an alcoholic like it can never if I get a tinge like I remember early dating like if I got a single tinge of like this guy's got an alcohol problem I don't even I don't go to the date too I don't entertain it

so and and here's the thing here's the lesson this is the deep the deep underneath all this stuff it comes down to self-worth in my opinion it's all about like loving yourself enough to walk away loving yourself enough to only allow for positive people positive relationships positive jobs positive everything like suffering you do not have to suffer in this life you don't and it's up to you and it's it's about what you tolerate and um that's really what it comes down to but you gotta you you have to think about it and again you don't know what you don't know so like unfortunately life's full a lot of lessons right and um it's easy it's like I think a lot of times you gotta you have to uh go through the pain to experience the joy

you know what i mean so uh you gotta fuck it's tough but hopefully that pain isn't you getting murdered you know like nicole like literally you so anyways that's again that's the oj segment the domestic violence segment i Yeah, I definitely, I kind of tiptoe around my childhood and abuse because, I don't know, it's not like, I think I have a lot to share or I have a lot I can help people with in regards to that topic, you know, I have a lot of insights on it. And then this is probably one of, I think this is my biggest insight on abuse and domestic violence. for women like having that super intense core like deep to your soul non-negotiable or zero tolerance policy excuse me for abuse like it should never exist like this is the thing there's no reason and this is why like I'm currently engaged and I'm with my best friend

and everything's like peachy and loving and amazing and like we both don't we both believe there's no reason for us to scream and yell at each other and rip each other's heads off and get personal like one of the things we do not do is we don't do personal attacks we do not do name calling we don't make jokes that are mean about each other we don't nothing's personal it's it's just it never there's no need for it like we're so healthy and so on the same page and so we communicate so well and we love each other so much that it's like and because I've experienced this I know it's possible like I think I'm and this is what I think healthy relationships teach you is that it's possible it's like it's out there it can it does

exist it's a I don't like to say it's rare I don't think it's I think I think it's actually really common I want to say like like healthy positive relationships are common don't think they're rare and don't stain something because you think this is the best you're gonna get don't settle for a fucking abuser and an asshole and someone who makes you feel like shit so god damn it this is how I know he's the love of my life do you want to go to the Padres game and sit in box seats with our friend I won't say their names

but please god yes thank you hopefully I don't black out this year like I don't want to see this is how quickly

I can change the topic get a text about going to a baseball game and sitting in really nice seats and getting free drinks the whole time

last year I went to the Padres game I forget if it was opening day I don't remember what day it was or what game but we had

cut water cut water margaritas flowing the whole time and like there it was it was one of those times I'm not super proud of this and this only happens like this happens like never maybe like once every five to six years but it was one of those nights where the next day I looked at my camera roll and I was like I don't fucking remember any of this I had pictures of me and Corey pictures of me you know like nice like instagrammable like hey I'm at the baseball game pictures selfies in the bathroom videos of me and Corey videos of other people talking pictures of me with other people like it was wild so I love a baseball game I love um you know a nice box seat situation with really good food and drinks going um so I guess we're gonna go to the

Padres game all right let's talk about let's get off of this dark murder shit and domestic violence shit let's talk about Coachella okay let's talk about Coachella because I've had a total mindset shift about influencers and um do I think I'm telling myself what I want here because I'm desperate or I I'm not desperate I'm um gonna be forced pretty soon here to enter my sellout era because I'm probably not gonna have a job anymore and I need brand deals yes absolutely it's in the back of my mind and I think this is influencing why my mindset is shifting and why I'm like you know what I think I have to think this way now I think I'm gonna be forced to think this way now because of my careers change my career possible in the near future career change

and jobless situation but with that being said uh I have a new thought and a new mindset about influencers and Coachella and brand deals and tagging the brand and you know posting a paid partnership tiktok or whatever like here's where i'm at it is what it is at this point it is what it is i used to fight it so hard i used to mock influencers i used to shit on them and say you know they're fake they're phony they're a bunch of sellouts like they don't have any morals and they're just a lot of like sleazy people out there being influencers and just frolicking around really doing nothing just posting hot pictures and you know plugging products all day and living in their la mansions with 15 other hot people and just living this crazy ass lifestyle

while they're driving fucking lamborghinis and shit so like my mindset about influencers has always kind of been negative like the quintessential like la influencer let's just put it in that box obviously there's an array of archetypes influencer archetypes but it's 2024 okay we've been doing this long enough now where I think I finally literally as a month ago as of a month ago uh I think like everyone's on everyone's in on the gig now that's what it is like you see an influencer post a product acting all like you know like i love liquid death it's my favorite sparkling water oh my god like let me take a sip like they're kind of acting like ditzy or whatever but it's kind of like everyone's like in on the gig it's almost like i'm not even bothered by that

tone of voice anymore or that way of being when they're plugging a product i'm just like that's how the that's just how it is that's just how it's done now you know like i'm not gonna be like oh that person's fake or oh they're so a lot no it's like they're just that's their career that's their profession it's literally not a profession like a doctor or lawyer so yeah like personally because I have this new mindset shift about influencers and like because I just I'm saying this because of Coachella literally all these hot people are there with a brand tagging the brand the whole time going to these like parties with brands and you know like the poosh lounge whatever poosh bus what was it poosh can't poosh

or you know there was courtney kardashian's brand and then there's the revolve like was dj khaled there who the was it t-pain rapping at the revolve stage or something i don't know like and um hold on i'm gonna because i just mentioned liquid death i'm gonna give it a a swig because I'm I'm an influencer now and I gotta I'm I don't know I'm actually very wait hold on I'll get back to the influencer topic topic in two seconds wait a minute like actually wait a minute okay this sucks

they're not gonna work for me now you want my honest review I should have gotten a plain liquid death like it's not bad but I have bubbly lime sparkling waters and like LaCroix limes the bubbly ones are better in my fridge right now and like I would prefer that over this this tastes like it's reminding me of my childhood it's like a popsicle like a almost like a sour apple popsicle did they make lime otter pops it's an it's a it's like a lime otter pop it's actually good it's just like it doesn't do the sparkly thing like bubbly sparkly water does so anyways uh I need to try the I need to try the regular one

like it's drinkable it's good I'm not like it's not like oh it's gross but it's just not as good as my other sparkling water honest review cheers liquid up okay so everyone's at Coachella the brand everyone's posting with the brand blah blah like I saw it this year for the first time with a positive mindset I was like yeah that tracks like yeah you're influencer you're going to Coachella you're you know there with a beauty brand or a lifestyle brand or whatever and I'm like that's just how it is now like cool great I don't care if you're there for free I don't care if they're paying you a bunch of money like that's just your career and there's hot people are always going to be in demand and because brands use hot people to promote their brand and sell their

products like it's this perfect storm and Coachella is such a great place for all of them to like hang out once a year like it looks they look great like it's everything's popping and pretty and like the backdrops and the setups and the tents with the yoga setup where you're going to do your yoga in the morning and then you're going to go have this beautiful brunch and then you're going to go and take your pictures at the pool here and you're going to go to the concert like it's great so because I have this new mindset shift that's positive about influencers I finally as an as an influencer slash I'm like I'm like on the fence right like I feel like I've always been on the fence I'm fully ready now to sell out and like join them like put me in coach give me a product

liquid death is probably never gonna want to work for me now but literally like let's go like let's go like I am so cut out for this job it's like not even funny and so like that's why I think I'm going through and I think this is because we're at an Aries season we just had the eclipse and I guess like a lot of life changes happen in April and I feel that I feel that so hard for myself because like yeah like April like every year I feel like something like shifts for me so like yeah I'm I'm like ready to take this leap of faith and like go and do it because I'm so cut out for it I love obviously podcasting and entertaining and like put a product in my hand like literally I'm ready put me in coach like we're doing it oh shit

so that's where i'm at with coachella influencers like um yeah i used to be so judgy but like now i'm not even mad about it i'm like i just yeah i don't know why i feel like but then you know what here's the deal too and this is why you just got to find your tribe find your people like hold on this is the same this is the part of podcast where i ask if i'm recording and we are currently recording cool um this is the thing i do hear a lot of chatter about everyone's over influencers everyone's like over it they're over it they're over it but here's what i know about human behavior in 2024 like we are literally all on our phones like i i have i have not and it's like proving around like i my grandma has a higher

screen time than I probably do like everyone's on their phones everyone's like even if you can't see them even if you're cringed out and annoyed oh my god all they do is plug products all day and shop and they're overly they're over consuming products and they're being annoying and fake and I hate the sound their voice when they talk whatever you're watching them and everyone's addicted to watching other people's lives and keeping up their life and getting inspo from their life and like that's just the rhythm of society right now so in my opinion I'm like great if that's where the attention's flowing I want to be on the other side of that shit I want to be on your phone right so hi subscribe to my podcast follow me on Instagram and talk when you're out

like oh we got to talk about my Instagram actually I do want to touch on a call I had a business call about my social media something I learned like a tip about Instagram and the algorithm yesterday so anyways putting it just mentally checking that off but yeah I'm like I just want to I feel like I've already carved this space out on the internet with this podcast like where I have people's people's attention there like I just want to be obnoxious no I'm kidding so yeah moving on let's go into things I am like annoyed by or like something I'm just hating on right now or something I have these are things I have a strong opinion about things that piss me off this this thing which should be called like things that piss me off all right so thank you thank you um

all right people that use the sauna as their hot yoga studio need to find god no i'm like literally it is one of my biggest pet peeves right now because there are two people at my gym that i love sitting in the sauna right i just have this like am i easily annoyed by other people's presence okay the thing is it's like i'm just chilling in there and when i see my peripheral and first of all they're wearing like bikinis they're all sweaty in their little bikini and they're badass like when i see my peripheral a downward dog happening in the sauna on the bench I'm just like irked like I love hot yoga myself like don't get me wrong I I'll sit and I'll do a little like maybe I'll stretch my

my hammy in the sauna when like not a lot of people are in there or like no one because I'm like by myself but when it's a full sauna and you're sitting there doing your vinyasa flow and your little tiny bikini with your fucking puss hanging out it's like off-putting to everyone else and so yeah currently one of the things that is pissing me off at my gym are people that use their sauna the free sauna that comes with their membership as their hot yoga studio on a regular basis like I don't know it's just just go to core power like just go like I don't know so do it when no one's there find a time of the day like where no one's in there and just have your fun like fine but don't do it when like everyone's in there it just bothers me next topic things that

piss me off right now uh what kind of uh positive try i'm kidding like what kind of positive sound effect can i do right now for this things that piss me off right now so here's what i gotta say something else that's pissing me off right now is is a brand that seems like everybody loves it's a brand that the kardashians like to plug all the hot people like to plug i think jimmy butler plugged it once or had you know a campaign with them a lot of like athletes celebrities a-listers everyone seems to love love this brand except me okay and here's what I have to say about aloe yoga they need to fucking relax okay and get the get the stick out of their ass because uh it is shoved

so far up there I was uh recently browsing their apparel section of their their women's apparel section on their website uh and I was searching for loungewear because I work from home I'm at home a lot. I want cute outfits that are comfy, that are like matching sets that aren't just like my Adam Sandler outfits where I have like a random big sweatshirt and leggings on. You know what I mean? I want something that is matchy matchy, that's like good quality and cute, you know, like a camel colored lounge set, you know, something kind of warm and fuzzy, that kind of I was on their loungewear section and I came across a pair of a pair of cashmere pants lounge pants for four hundred dollars

like what the fuck and then I was curious I was like what's the most expensive product they have on this website I'm just curious because like after I saw those pants like their their leggings are pretty like average price. You know, they have, I think $150 leggings tops. I don't know if anything's like $200 leggings wise, but they have like coats for $1,200. Like they, who does, who the fuck do they think they are? Okay. Aloe yoga gives off pretentious, pretentious stuck up vibes so hard and I'm so annoyed by it I'm so annoyed by everything aloe yoga again it's like for no reason like who hurt you right it's like where is this coming from is this some sort of like childhood trauma response happening like are you jealous of people that wear aloe yoga because

it's like you know super like sexy and like cool and you don't feel good enough because you don't wear any I don't you can make all this kind of shit up in your head all I know is that they have stick up their ass they think they're cooler than they are and they need to stop and they need to stop like they need to like know their audience like who are you trying to fucking reach out here and like people oh my god this is it for me I have okay I have like this is this is not going to sound nice and I don't that's just like kind of what I do here sometimes people that work out in the aloe yoga pilates studio are look like they're trying so hard to be cool it's like something about that dark black

wall the lighting it seems like it's in like a basement somewhere like I don't know where this Pilates studio is but it's just like it's got that like sexy workout modern vibe that like everyone's like obsessed with right now it's like super aesthetically pleasing to like look at but you just look like you tried so hard to get in there to post your stupid Pilates video in there with all the aloe shit everywhere and just like aloe aloe aloe it's like tacky now and it looks like so corny and stupid like like I don't know why I'm so like negative about this right now but like it gives it just pisses me off and like honestly when Kylie Jenner because she does a lot of ads with aloe yoga okay Kylie Jenner has I mean her sex appeal is like insane like she just

has it she just she's got it she exudes that you know goddess energy sex appeal that whatever that's just kylie okay she's like kim in that way you know i mean they just have that aura about them when she puts on an aloe yoga set and does a does a partnership with them and post a picture in her set all of her sex appeal goes away and like literally people that wear aloe yoga it's like you look like you look insecure and you look super try hard and you look like you have zero sex this is like so specific but like it's so weird how my brain registers and does that it's like you know what it is it's because a lot of their models and a lot of people that wear their clothes and plug their clothes and do deals brand deals with them and everything they're the

quintessential like overly overly lean pilates bod la influencer super tan life is perfect everything's blah blah you know you just look stiff and like you don't know how to fucking suck it you look like you don't know you don't know look you don't know you look like you don't know how to i gotta stop this isn't it just like you would look okay I just have all these opinions about workout clothes and leggings too like I should get into that but in addition men that wear aloe yoga hats the aloe when it says

aloe I think it's just the name aloe that pisses me off it's like aloe aloe it's like so like la it's like aloe la ah it's like you just breathe it out men do a vinyas and wear oh men that wear these hats look like rabbit fuckers it looks like they're they're just they're just they're they look and they're these are the kind of guys that wear those aloe hats and they're not pulling them down all the way they're those kinds of guys they're like too pretty they're super like and again i live in southern california like i'm around this a lot and i see this at the gyms like that's why i have this opinions because i see it all the time that's

why i feel i guess feel so strongly about this like you just look like you're bad in bed if you were an aloe yoga app you just look like you're bad in bed if you were matching aloe yoga site you look just look like you're yeah i i don't it makes sense in my brain i don't know if it makes sense in your brain um i heard once on social media from like a video i saw that was like if you think it I mean there's like 50,000 other people that probably think it too so uh where am I where are my bitches at okay like let's uh but I guess like the CEO of Nike or like someone in their marketing department had said that aloe yoga is trying way too hard to be cool and I'm time a brand does that they like fall off and they like lose people because

people in LA the cool people I okay I don't know why I'm here like cool cool cool cool it like it's not like a yoga clothing brand or a clothing brand an athleisure brand needs to have a lot of sex appeal and be all about that but like why does it just like go why does it make people look so stiff and like boring and like you have zero personality or like ability to Kylie Jenner should do a Nike ad like a legit Nike ad I think that would be so cool like I know she's not some like she's not I don't know how much of an athlete she is but like I feel like Nike's all about, like, everyone's an athlete.

Like, anybody can be an athlete. Everyone who has a body is an athlete. So, yeah, anyways, that's my thought on aloe yoga. They need to fucking relax. And I just, one of the things, and I think this is what it is. I'm not from Southern California. I'm from Washington State. I grew up in a small town in the farmland of Skagit Valley, Washington.

And it's very, like, wholesome there. It's just, like, down to earth and humble. And, like, it's not flashy. Like, I never saw a Range Rover growing up in my life. like maybe one person passed by and then 20 years i lived there in a range of like some that's much of a small town but like that it just it doesn't have a vibe of southern california so i think something that's like deeply ingrained in me is that kind of lifestyle right like where i came from and so now that i live here something that is so off-putting to me is pretentiousness people

with who people that think their shit doesn't smell people that are overly perfected and like like fake sounding and looking and just like stiff I don't like people to look stiff I like realness I like rawness I like nuance I like fucking let's talk about I don't know um like yeah um so yeah like Lululemon and Viore don't act like this if that makes sense like think of so aloe yoga lululemon and viore are all kind of similar in their quality of fabric and their viore is probably the best one in my opinion lulu's a goat lulu's a goat forever like come on she started it she's out of it she's the og of women's yoga leggings okay uh aloes got a long pass i think they popped off in like 2007 i believe but um anyways now they're getting a

little too full of shit so uh take those cashmere pants off your website no one's buying them if they are like what the fuck i guess you need here's the thing i guess like hot la like pilates bod hot boy like surfer dude i don't know they need hot shit to wear and expensive shit oh they're also like rich as fuck so like they can afford it anyway so like they need brands like this i guess that's their audience and they're actually like targeting them and it's actually all working out not just being a judgmental little like peasant over here so who wears a amazon arula scrunch butt leggings which you know what here's what i have to say about aloe yoga yoga brands in general leggings women's leggings right in 2024 there is currently a marketplace

where you can purchase leggings that make your ass look incredible because of the way they like scrunch around your butt right so why wouldn't you buy those right and so and it's like I'm cursed now forever because the second I bought a pair of leggings like that and pulled that fabric up my butt crack as far as I possibly could. I couldn't buy the other leggings. I can't wear the other leggings now. Like I don't care how fat your ass is. Nobody looks good in yoga pants with those normal seams going on that the leggings back in the day used to have. They still have them, but now you can buy shit that scrunches up your ass and it makes it look 10 times better. You know what I mean? So like just buy those,

but those scrunch butt leggings are a double-edged sword for a couple of reasons. Number one, I've had a lot of traumatic experiences uh you know pulling them up and ripping the asshole out where I'm at the gym with a hole in my pants so it can you know you can be a little too aggressive with those and you can be you can end up with a hole in your uh pants situation which is kind of funny um it's crazy like I'd say like once a month I'll be at the gym and I see the same girls all the time and I'll like it's hard not to see people's butts when they're working out and they're like bending over and doing their you know rdls and shit like once a month I'll be like oh she's got about a week left in the house because I'll see like a little rip starting or a little

like it's giving away and I've seen like full-on holes back there before and these scrunch butt leggings like full-on so the other part of the double-edged sword thing with scrunch butt leggings is that if you hike them up in the back you kind of have to hike them up in the front too and it kind of gives you a fupa if you're not careful and especially if you're packing a lot down there so you just got to like pay attention to that and I personally um I do a thing where I like instead of scrunching them straight up in the back I wedgie them from the side and so that flattens the front where the crotch is and so it doesn't look like a fupa camel toe they don't have their camel toe free pants now because they don't have the seam like the aloe yoga and

those type leggings do they just don't have a seam there so when you pull it towards the butt crack it this is so like the way I used to be on my podcast by the way I feel like I've touched on this subject a long time ago I think it was like episode like 32 um go back to the episode titled I'm Cam Newton I specific it's literally titled I'm Cam Newton I specifically remember on that episode talking about Gymshark leggings and how they give you a fuba and I think I'm repeating this conversation with you now like uh three years later so um but yeah anyways I like pull them a certain way so like the front looks flattering and you know anyways um yeah literally like those normal leggings give you pancake ass so just buy the ones that scrunch up a little bit

it just looks so much better that's my pro tip of the day um all right what did we cover is this it like is this literally the show three six nine damn damn fine okay we started there um I kind of updated you about my job what's happening with my career and the changes that i've been navigating professionally oj's death the trial my thoughts on everything spiel about domestic violence talk about coachella and me entering my sellout era having a mindset shift and basically saying i'm with you influencers i'm one of you now and i'm ready to join up so let's start collabing uh dubai is underwater caitlyn clark is getting uh potentially an eight figure deal with nike

god bless their soul because she got 75 000 from whatever indiana what's the name of the team it's like the inkers it's like the inkers right like that's the team she got uh recruited by or what do they call it like signed with I talked about aloe yoga just isn't it funny how like my brain it's not funny it's actually like again I said this last week I'm like what personality personality disorder is this like please don't diagnose me in the comments but it's funny how like my brain just like associates like a pair of leggings with someone who's bad and bad what makes someone look like they're good at like

fucking you know like what what is like a trait what's a quality that just you know instantly like this person I don't like what is it maybe I have this thing where it's like the leaner you are the less I don't know like you need some like fat on your body I don't know it's so dumb I think what it is too is if you're so consumed with like your health and your body to the point where it's like you're just so perfected which is like shout out good for you like you know I do that too but I have like this super balanced approach to everything I feel like a lot of people that are like that's their entire lifestyle their their entire personality is based on how hot and lean and pilates bodied out they look like they're that's their whole personality

don't that's they're just all about like that stuff it just looks like you're you're not fun like you're not like I don't know like you're just so tight like wound tight and so obsessed like I gotta eat this salad and I gotta go to Pilates and I gotta get my 10,000 steps do my hot girl walk and I gotta fucking do me I gotta run write my journal and fucking read a meditation book at the beach or whatever the fuck and then I gotta go get a matcha and then literally all these types of people the only color they allow into their life is their matcha latte like at 8 a.m like that's it the color and the color starts and ends there everything else is bitch it's like yeah the girls are gonna get it like you know what I'm talking about

I'm probably to them the type of girl that's like tacky brash like unpolished messy chaotic you know annoying hateful mean they're probably like I'll pray for her she seems like she's hurting a lot deep down I just the thing is for me and I'll say it to the end of time like I just care about society I want people to be like real and not full of shit and I cannot read I just everything reads now a lot of stuff I see online just reads is so fucking phony and like stupid and I just like that's why I do what I do so call me a hater I don't care it's just like it is what it is someone's got to talk about it right no one's gonna get you can't get away with anything you cannot you cannot get away on the jasmine neuro show you cannot get away with wearing

aloe yoga leggings without me talking shit about you that is a brand deal that will now never happen this is my favorite thing to do i love podcasting like straight up i'm having a great time i think the video really like pours i poured on thick for the camera like this is this side of really comes out. So, Oh, I didn't mention, Ooh, this is fun. If you're going to stay with me to the end here, you're in for a treat. So we're here in for a treat. I had a call yesterday. I was someone about my podcast and my social media and someone who's going to potentially help me blow this up because there are everyone who I talk to and have meetings with about this they're just like dumbfounded they're like 400 podcasts she hasn't

made a single dollar from this like what's going on like what the fuck they're just looking at me like dude you are not you should be doing like so much more or like you should be making like so much more money so long story short i learned something about the algorithm on tiktok and Instagram on this call so you know what if you're new if you just listen to the show you might not know because I talked about on my Instagram before you might not know about my fake follower story like it's a story right like it's I'm making this such a big deal but basically I used to work for this company and one of the services we offered was account boosting so people would pay us like twenty thousand dollars for us to you know boost their account excuse me every month for a year

this means they're getting like ten thousand followers a month or whatever consistently and these are like fake followers but they're like real accounts with like real pictures and I don't know it was weird they pay us to have to boost their account with followers likes on all their posts and comments so that was something we offered and like that's a thing out there you can buy like literally and here's the deal like a lot of people do this obviously because optically it's like okay if someone comes by my account they'll see oh you know fifty thousand dollars this person like it helps with like your business and just like what people's perception or first impression it's mostly about first impressions but having fake followers bites you in the ass

and here's my story so I think I had like under 10k I don't even know I forget where I started I don't think I've ever been over maybe I had like 12,000 why do I feel like I had 12,000 followers on Instagram when I started before I got boosted yeah I'm working for this company and I think I held out like six months but at the time I had started this podcast and you know my boss was like hey this would like help your podcast people would see you've got all these followers and likes and comments and everything they might go oh like something's going on here you know like she's this is a legit person the legit podcast and she's super popular you know he gave me that speech for like the 10th time I was like fuck it let's just do it let's do

it so I consistently got fake followers for like probably another six months then I ended up changing jobs um at a certain point but I'm still getting my account boosted I got up to like 130,000 followers and long story short and I had all the likes and the views and stuff going but long story short what I learned on this call yesterday was that when you have fake followers the algorithm when you whenever you post like a TikTok or a real or no this is for Instagram okay I'm talking Instagram whenever you post a real or a photo carousel or a picture whatever the algorithm's like okay she has 108,000 I think about now followers but only like 200 people are seeing this post or like liking it so then it just throws it in the trash it doesn't matter how well I

captioned it it doesn't matter how well I hashtagged it or promoted it whatever the algorithm isn't gonna like like it or boost it or whatever because it's noticing this huge discrepancy between the amount of followers I have and the people that are actually engaging with the post post so when you have when you're someone like me in a position now where I'm like I want to grow my social media I want to blow up my accounts and like monetize my social media and blah blah blah like everyone else in the world a lot of people that I have heard want to do this too number one career path that kids want to you know go down now so you have to like repair it and a lot of people start new accounts and start from scratch which is something I don't think I'm going to do

what I think I'm going to do is plug my podcast through my podcast Instagram account because that one doesn't have that one's like legit you know so I don't know I it's kind of intuitive like obviously like that makes sense um like if you're thinking from the algorithm's perspective what even is an algorithm like I just I like get it but I don't so yeah that's why like all my shit's like 25 likes like 400 views and it's like a hundred thousand followers it's like what's happening here so um that's what sucks like every time I get like a call and like someone's like they want they want to talk business with me their first impression like oh she's got a hundred thousand followers and 400 podcasts

oh my god she's really popping off right now and I have to be like by the way I need help fixing this algorithm fake follower situation because this isn't really the full story so yeah i know i'm not alone in that that's why i wanted to share that little tip but i think that's it i think that's all i have for you today thank you so much for hanging out and being here please before you go hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening i'm on apple spotify google podcast stitcher breaker overcast wherever you listen to podcasts and i'm also on video on youtube so please subscribe to my youtube channel if you haven't already and uh finally follow me on instagram help me out with that algorithm ratio whatever follower ratio follow me on instagram

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