The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 37- Saturdaycast: Q&A #5

Episode Date: October 10, 2020

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What's up, guys? It's episode 37. Welcome back to the podcast. podcast. What's up, guys? It's Jaclyn. Happy Saturday. Welcome back to the podcast. How's going out there? How's everyone doing? Guess what? Guess what? Jacqueline's going to bring that Wednesday energy, that what the fuck Wednesday energy is back today. It's Saturday. I am, I feel like being obnoxious. So if you're not really ready for this kind of energy, go listen to Thursday and Friday's episodes because I was a lot more calm and cool and collected. But today I've got a Q and A ahead of me. I'm going to update you guys a little bit on what I've been up to the last, you know, over the last day. But yeah, it's going

to be a Q&A day. Q&A Saturday number five. Here we go. So there's a lot going on. First of all, if you're on the video podcast, you can go check me out on YouTube to see what I'm talking about. But I put a little fucking Curly Q, Shirley Temple, Curly Sue Q curl in the front of my hair. It's in a braid. I've got a hat on. I feel like a gym bro. I mentioned that you guys, do you remember? Okay. This is all over the place, but, oh, and I also have a Maverick clothing, maverickclothing.com, um, fucking sweatshirt on today in honor of Logan Paul's Pokemon opening last night. I watched his live Pokemon, like first edition unboxing thing. Anyways, there's a lot going on. What was I just saying? Oh, my hair,

go to YouTube to see this. But, um, Oh, the gym bro thing. Let me throw you guys back to episode. I think it was like three. I started talking about my costume choice when I become a YouTube podcaster which was after I think that was October 1st I started YouTube podcasting and I said I want to cause I want to figure out my costume like what's my aesthetic so I was like you know the hottest people in the world right now or ever are guys at the gym with those big headphones on and a hat so I said you know what I got my pop star mic with the headphones you know the over the ear headphone things and I said I'm gonna put on a hat and do my podcast this way and so this is day one I've now had I think 10 episodes up on YouTube but now

I'm finally putting the hat on and here's something interactive like I said a lot going on you can go to YouTube to watch this but I got multiple choices for hats today I have this LA Lakers hat I almost wore decided not to I thought I thought it was like too much black because I have a black sweatshirt and black hat I'm wearing a white Nike hat by the way there you can see the camera can see I also have this hat that says have a nice day on it I need to not wear that it's blue it's more like a this is kind of like a Cali boy surfer dude hat if you know what I'm saying I don't know like I feel like a surfer boy would have that or wear that hat and then the last hat choice I had is another Nike hat but it's um it's that Kanye West fucking nude tan color

just like yeezy color color so yeah I didn't wear those oh and an American flag bandana which I immediately I was like not nope Jacqueline you cannot be wearing an American flag not right now not anywhere near your body it's on top of my head now just for fun but let's see how long it can stay there dude I'm just this is a fucking circus this is a solo circus a lot is going on I was also going to paint my nails while I answered questions because I have my nails are super chipped but oh my gosh a lot going on so again I'm bringing the energy today so tune the fuck out if you're not ready for this I can't believe it this is what I'm deciding to do for the rest of my life hi I'm a podcaster and you know you know it's Saturday and I'm saying I don't have a

caffeine limit today I've been good all week fuck it Saturday it is I'm uh letting the the floodgates open and I am okay let me just tell you what I did today so let's talk about it because I'm on my fourth cup of coffee if you can't hear it in my voice uh yeah so let's talk about it um shit okay so I worked out this morning before I podcasted uh because I had popcorn last night while I was watching the Logan Paul thing and I woke up and my face so fucking bloated. I was like, there's no way I'm getting on camera until I go sweat this shit out. Honesty, vulnerability, just being super straightforward with you guys. That's what I did. I did it because first of all, I've been not like I've been slacking from the gym at all because I've been going literally every night, like seven

days a week. Cause I I'm, I'm obsessed right now, but I've been missing like my morning cardio sessions so I thought you know what Saturday cardio it is woke up went straight to the the gym and I ran I ran four miles felt great um I didn't see any honeys today there weren't any cute boys it's mostly like older people that wake up really early on Saturday morning my age group rolls in around fucking noon and they do their workouts on Saturdays midday because they have a social life unlike me and they go out on Friday nights so anyways I worked out um to deep puff my face hi I'm a you know this is guys it's part of the job you gotta look snatched at all times I'm trying to get my jawline back and someone asked me my one of my Q&A questions today was about my

like weight loss journey and how I was they're like how was the weight loss I mean you guys are so involved in like stuff that normally I would keep to myself and you would never know about but I was very vocal about how this year just like turned me into this blob and I not I mean you know so I've been trying to get back in in the gym routine and working out again so anyways uh shit yeah I did that this morning oh my gosh okay so on the way to the gym dude guys I'm behind the wheel and I just have so I've mentioned yesterday someone I answered a question about how I what my brainstorming sessions are like like how do I come up with my like ideas and shit so I'm in the car on the way to the gym this morning and I love this particular highway in San

Diego because it makes me feel like a race car driver so I'm on the highway and I'm like life is a highway so I was listening to music but totally in my head thinking thoughts not I was like zoned out to the song completely and I thought about it and I'm like Jacqueline you like when you were a kid and you went to an arcade and got into the little stationary car racing machine thing like the race car setup where you put your you have a gas pedal and everything you have a steering wheel and a chair you feel so cool you got a screen you're like drag racing i used to play like outrun 2 or what was the other game takedown what was that game out not outrun fast and furious no oh I can't I can't think of the name of it anyways but it was so exciting

and so cool and I'm like dude why isn't it exciting like that to actually get behind the wheel and drive like I take that for granted or whatever how like I'm so dissent like okay this is literally me 6 30 this morning on the way to the gym thinking this I'm like it's crazy how our brain is so excited like being in an arcade and playing a game and then like in real life where you're actually driving and shit and I'm going like 80 here in San Diego because everyone goes 80 I'm like why isn't this is fun and I don't have like the nicest like race car setup type of car but I got really in my head about this and I'm like that's so fucked up how actual real life doing something like you play in a video game sentences what are they hi 5,000 milligrams of

like anyways I just thought about that so that was um do you guys get what I mean I guess because a video game is like it's virtual and you're not actually like if you you're actually going 150 miles an hour or whatever and I do want to I do want to go go-kart racing or um I want to get out on a a track and like test drive a Bugatti or some fucking fast car like that okay so honestly that's pretty much what I did this morning and then dude now I'm actually painting my nails because this is my podcast and I do whatever I want and I need to get this done self-care Saturday fucking Q&A Saturday and self-care Saturday so I'm trying to I'm gonna

look at the camera and paint my nails at the same time shit why do you guys listen to me I'm fucking i'm all over the place today um but let's talk about yesterday so okay and then i'll do the q a oh i have a note here on my notebooks that says this is before i get into yesterday's um what i did yesterday i have a thing here in quotes called rational revolution i wrote this on my notebook yesterday because i had a thought about this how everyone is so dramatic right now everything is getting canceled people are being so irrational and i feel like the next wave and i'm trying to bring this with the authenticity and on my podcast and showing up and talking about real shit i feel like this is going to be the next wave where people

are like fuck the bullshit of cancel culture and everyone is babysitting everyone else's oppression and exasperating issues that are not that bad that's what it is dude that's what i don't understand about social justice movements it's like people people getting like literally babysitting other people like they don't have the direct life experience of the of the person they're defending that's being a quote-unquote oppressed and so everything's exasperated and I just have this so I don't even know dude this podcast am I ever gonna get to the fucking Q&A I've been thinking that for years ever since like social justice movements came around I was like there's not a single one I can relate to or like want to jump in and join like I would never

march in a parade for any social justice movement you'll never see me do that I just don't I just don't think that way or like operate that way I guess I don't know does that make sense it just seems like like go to go to work like I don't have to say it just like go to work okay maybe I'm now I'm like really bitching about the people that have been protesting this year like get a job. You're unemployed and you're bored. Now you're protesting and do all this bullshit, but it's really like that. And you know what, speaking of where I worked out or working out this morning, I've decided to switch up my gym this year since it reopened. And I, I've been going to a really hardworking area in San Diego. I don't want to say where,

but it's nice to be around a lot of essential workers and people that are like, you can just tell there's a lot of hardworking people around and not people that are unemployed, you know, rich unemployed they're already rich and then they got unemployed and they're just getting more money from the government or whatever what am I saying but they're they're upset and they're mad and they're just like dramatic and I don't know it's nice to be around people that you just know they've been going to work all year and I don't know they're like just not like that so what wow let's uh actually get to what I did yesterday so I didn't work out I went to Target holy shit I need, I need, I was like, I need water and I'm drinking coffee. Same thing to you guys. All

coffee starts out as water. So you're staying hydrated. Don't forget that. Also vitamins to take on this podcast. Okay. So I went to target. I had, I had one of those evenings where I was like, I just don't like, I was so sore from Thursday's workout. So I was like, I just need to go stretch my legs and go to target. And I had some things to pick up some essentials. Um, and anyways i went to target and came home i made popcorn and i watched logan paul's pokemon unboxing thing which is this like i think he called it of course of course he did record-breaking event or whatever where he raised i donated to it to it it was for nami which is national association of mental what does the i stand for it was a mental health

fundraiser so I believe it's a it's a mental health month or whatever it's a national international mental health month um so I watched that because I've been he's been hyping it up on his podcast I watch uh impulsive like every I don't know like it I'm like hanging out with these three dudes to do a podcast every like three times a week or whatever but watching it all quarantine um really like his stuff and what they talk about but yeah I watched that I so I target popcorn watch Logan Paul um oh I was gonna mention I listened to Sophia Sophia Franklin's new podcast Sophia with an F is the title and if you know anything about the Call Her Daddy drama um she was the co-host and they split up and then she was away for like seven

months and she just popped out yesterday with her podcast so I listened to it and oh my god I would I'll just say this it was interesting and um I know she's probably scared to death to talk and so she totally wrote a script it was well I'm just saying the way she sound like talked was so scripted and I and I get that like on her like I don't know it's like girl you've had seven months to pop off a podcast or like get your shit together for this podcast and it was so like it sounded scripted even the stuff that was like kind of like light and funny like the quote-unquote tangents she went on about having babies and she was like promoting she's like yeah guys send me questions or send me stories if you've ever um shoplifted like I used to do she got on these

weird tangents but they all sounded scripted so I don't know I um it's gonna be interesting to see if Alex responds or makes any comments about it or Dave um but yeah I watched that I really missed her vocal fry I'll say that she's got probably I would say she's up there with Kylie Jenner with a vocal fry it's different it's uh more it's she drags her words out longer than Kylie if you guys if you guys know how to do vocal fry for an example um you guys so it's kind of like that hi let me say like let me do this while I paint my nails because it'll make sense okay guys. So I'm opening my nail polish. Okay. So I'm going to like put this on my thumb first. This is not easy because my left hand is weaker than my right hand. I'm using my

left hand to apply this. It's how they talk is like vocal fry. I guess that's the technical term. It's just what it is. All right. It's like, it's just, you know what? I'm in the audio industry or whatever the fuck it's called I'm in the the world of vocal action vocal entertainment so I know what certain shit is called and you know what I think you would all agree with this but I think I I'm in the nasal category the nasally category like it's constantly sounds like I'm slightly congested I gotta get over that though I heard my voice once on the podcast I was like Jesus Christ blow your nose and then I blow my nose there's nothing there just my natural resting state dude am i ever gonna get to the q a yeah so basically i told

you what i did this morning okay and i told you what i did yesterday now let's do the q a because i'm getting excited for it all right before i get in this q a please go over to patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show and see all my behind the scenes exclusive content and pictures and shit that back up what i talk about every day um so you can go over there i a large community of three people now after 36 podcasts it's great growing rapidly and then you can also go to youtube and subscribe to the channel if you want to hang out with me like we're besties if you just needed a little person to sit up on your tv every day and watch here i am but i'm taking my taking my wellness formula pills as i'm doing my promo dude i'm so interesting

you really got to bring the entertainment and and the the wackiness and i'm just always you guys got to stay on your toes your ears got to always be ready god damn it these are like horse pills i'm only gonna do two that's enough for the that's enough i'm gonna be okay see i always get nervous dude this is like i said in the beginning a solo circus go listen to thursday and friday if you want something more calm um i get this paranoia after i work out every day about getting sick so i come home and i down these are my i'm showing the camera I'm an influencer hi wellness formula immune support tablets um dude I got one nail

I got one hand painted I'm proud of myself so anyways yeah patreon and youtube oh and go ahead and leave a review on the podcast if you like what you're listening to hi okay so let's do the Q&A um painting my index finger now just a little quick break how are you guys doing today how was your week? Did you go out last night? Are you hungover? It's Saturday morning. Dude, this is like, I'm living my dream. This is insane. Okay. So let's do the Q and A. First question. Let me get to it. Same guy asking this question every week. Do you have a podcast? Yeah, I have a podcast. Okay. This is like, I don't know. Is this a talk show? Is this the morning. This is a, I don't know. Is this a talk show or a podcast? It's like a daily talk

show. I'm a radio host. I do this every morning. It's like the same shit. Um, so yeah, sure. I have a podcast. Next question. Do you play video games in a, in my past life with my younger brother? We used to play Xbox all the time. My favorite game was Halo, Halo three, Xbox live, Halo three, big team battles, best shit ever. Um, you know what that is? You know what that is? If you don't sorry um another favorite video game i used to play was battlefront 2 the hoth map with the snow holy shit and then you fly around those giant looking turtles with the long legs that are robots you know what those things are if you've seen star wars do you know what i'm talking about what are those called i gotta know the technical name for you nerds out there i'm not the biggest

Star Wars nerd but I know like I've seen it all I've played all the video games it's nice that I'm really happy that I had a younger brother because I got exposed to some cool dude life shit what am I saying like he was two years younger than me so I was always up with the I was always with the times you know it was cool with the boys and I yeah we used to play together but what's what are those star wars uh robot turtle long legs i'm typing this into google it's gonna get it's gonna be like did you mean oh it actually came up people have searched this before images for star wars robot turtle long legs what is the technical term atat walker oh wait here it is starwars.com hell yeah there's a star there's a starwars.com

do they have a merch section I should look for okay it's called an all-terrain armored transport so what I would do in the Hoth someone the question is and this is the thing guys a couple things here to put out to the to the podcast listeners I asked my questions late at night last night or I like remember to ask Instagram like Q&A for tomorrow morning right and I didn't get a lot of questions so I'm kind of elaborating and I'm giving you guys a lot of details for each question because i want to make this worth your fucking time all right so anyways on this hoth level which is the snow map if you guys ever saw star wars this is the part where luke cuts open the leo pluridon the fucking i don't even know what it's called this it looks like a kangaroo

that would be on another planet it's it's a it's a two-legged fucking thing with horns and luke rides it around and then he cuts it open it with his lightsaber and the guts come out that's the the movie. Okay. That, that map is the one in the video game I would always play. But my favorite thing was to go up to those AT-AT Walker things that I've just looked up on Google and you would go around with a, now I have to look up the kind of a flying machine I would drive around. What is it called? The TIE fighter? No, it was a, it was a flying, it was a, it was a ship. It was a, it was one of those ships you can get in. I don't even know. And you'd fly around and tie its legs together if you have ever played battlefront 2 and you know what I'm talking about again you know

what I'm talking about if you don't you don't but that shit just oh other xbox games I would play dude topspin tennis I used to play that so much um I already said this outrun 2 that was like the best um car racing game I always get a ferrari 360 spider and the it was just it was cool because it was all I don't know just it was fun I love car racing games it's another one yeah I was just like a halo bitch I didn't really get into Call of Duty like some girls would be like I love Call of Duty I'm so cool but I wasn't like that I like I like played it I was more of a game or a Medal of Honor bitch where I would play the I would go into the I don't know like the actual levels or whatever but I would play against my my siblings and I would be the grandma with the

giant sniper as my gun and it would be so it would like not make sense we were in this I just remember one of the maps was like a giant mansion and then I made my little character an old grandma with a giant sniper and it was kind of creepy but um anyways so yeah those are some of the video games I played um so many more I mean Guitar Hero like um NBA Live used to play basketball video games um Madden not really I don't know okay so anyways how long should I go into this question I yes I played video games dude if anyone out there let's reminisce about VMK virtual magic kingdom this is I consider a video game obviously it's a it's a computer style video game but I was a VMK nerd so that's the Disney it's like a it's called virtual magic

kingdom and basically you're it's like club penguin but disney and the whole universe when you like log in is all the different areas of the magic kingdom you can like walk around you can play games there's different rooms you can like buy it was cool because you would you had your own room that you decorated with all this disney stuff and it was super there's there were items that were really rare so I remember I don't even know how to explain this you'd buy like waterfalls to put in your room and chairs that were like gold and then the biggest thing ever were the gold mickey ears if your character wore um because a lot of everyone had like mickey ears right but if you had the gold ones you were like you were a rich bitch so yeah I love vmk that was

one of my favorite video games growing up. Okay. Next question. Who's your favorite football player? Um, so wow. Um, I've been talking a little bit about football this, this season because I have like my demographic, my gender or whatever my, I got 90% males listen to this shit. Okay. That's just what it is. And so I was like, you know what, Jacqueline, just comment on the games. You know what I mean? Just, just, just take a little time each podcast. If there was a game to mention it, just to keep the boys engaged. All right. So my favorite football player is Antonio Brown, former, former, former NFL football player, Antonio Brown. And I had the pleasure of working with him one time and I was at his house doing slow motion video footage or

whatever of his of his footwork and uh yeah i would say he's uh just all around a well-rounded guy just really like his uh his his mindset and his uh his athletic ability is unmatched greatest i mean greatest wide receiver in the nfl let's be honest too bad uh shit isn't it didn't it didn't continue for him and uh who's got the record is it jerry rice am i saying this wrong i don't know jerry rice no it's not jerry rice who's got the hall of fame wide receivers all right delay because i'm googling and i don't edit anything jerry rice yeah right anyways he was you know on on on uh on track to uh beat that record you know what i mean and that would be cool but yeah like Antonio Brown um and I'm just saying that I'm like name drop

I worked with him before it's not that big of a deal to be honest like it it's cool but it's not like oh um it's like the only football player I've like met you know what I mean so I'm like it's him but to be honest I love Russell Wilson because I'm a Seahawk fan you know I'm from the Seattle area and I just love everything about him and what he does I love he's just got a good heart and soul you can just see it just how he lives his life outside of football but I really like Russell um who else so many I'm a big Brady fan you guys I know I like Tom Brady just what it is but I like people that are the best if that makes sense so I mentioned on Antonio Brown the best formerly the best I like Tom Brady the best I like goats I love goats I used to own a goat and

And I feel like when I have favorites, like I love the Patriots because they're the best. I love the Yankees. They're the best. You know what I mean? I like teams. I like people that are number one. That's just like what I'm attracted to, what I like. And I don't know.

That's just what it is. It's like when I'm a little girl watching sports for the first time and I find out who the best players are, the teams and stuff, it's like, oh, those are my favorites because they're the best. All right. So Jesus, how long? I mean I could answer a question for 30 minutes if I wanted to oh where did my questions go okay here we go um did you party a lot in college

I mean compared to other people no to be honest I I was a very I'd say it was like an average partier the amount I did I wasn't in a sorority I wasn't going out multiple times a week every weekend every you know Thursday Friday Saturday like I didn't do that sometimes I did I'd say when I was when I turned 21 pretty much my whole year was in college was going out every weekend so I had a year of it but yeah I partied I think I don't know I was I always had my own apartment right I think I've told you guys this before I like never had a roommate I had like one roommate this guy that was a DJ after college I worked at my school and I roomed with he was cool this guy and um before that I pretty much just had you know I always had my own place so I would party

but I always felt like I had my shit together because I wasn't around a sorority or a house with a bunch of people that partied and we were waking up in the morning like taking shots you know what I mean because I had my own little place to come back to so yeah I partied a lot but not really. I mean, I don't know. Those days are so gone. That's what sucks about life. It's like you go to college. I mean, it still continues. Let's be honest. There's like 39 year olds still acting like it's college out there, but I feel like those days are so gone. Like being in college, going to football games, having school pride and like being involved. It's like gone. And now I can go back as an alumni by the way I don't know if I mentioned this I went to Washington State

University but like I can always go back but it's different now when you're older um now I have I guess NFL teams to watch I wish San Diego had a team like the Seahawks you know what I mean that I could be like a diehard fan for because I mean the Chargers aren't it they are not it they are not it all right next question um is it from a girl I like when girls ask me girly questions best workout leggings um best workout leggings recently I discovered bombshell sportswear and I really like their leggings because they are kind of matte if that makes sense like the material well the ones I have I have a black pair and just like a basic black pair but the the material is very like in person it looks really good because it's not shiny so I like

bombshell sportswear I like obviously Lulu but I think Lulu's better for yoga like actually they're a line pants I love um for just casual pants I don't know but yeah bombshell I think is my favorite um what else this is not helpful for the men out there hey guys if you're looking for you got a girlfriend I've got a wife bombshellsportswear.com there it's you know just pre-Christmas shopping is a you know it's what's the date today October 10th Jesus Christ I started this September 4th you know what I thought about I was born in 94 and I started this on 9-4 this was like my rebirth starting a podcast I don't know why dude I thought about that and when I was thinking about the car racing or the race car video game thing I told told the

story about this morning I was also thinking about that like before I thought of that I thought of the date I started the podcast and the year I was born. Anyways. Yeah. I'm going to just say bombshell sportswear. All right. Next question. Best advice you've ever gotten. Best advice I've ever gotten. Oh, I know this is the life advice I've mentioned so many times on the podcast in elementary school. I don't know who it was or what grade, but really early on in my life in school, a man came into the room did a little presentation and he said this advice that was like don't ask yourself what do you want to be when you grow up ask yourself how do you want to live

and that has stuck with me for my entire life and so I approach everything I do with lifestyle and quality of life first meaning when I wake up and I go from the time I wake up to the time I go to sleep what what do i do like how do i live what's my lifestyle like you know i factor that into saying yes to jobs meaning you know is it a commute two hours a day or is or am i able to walk to work um so that's lifestyle i think about you know company culture and the environment i work in and the actual physical space you know i'm in this and am i in a nice bright loft in a beautiful building with a great view every day or I'm or I'm or or am I in a cubicle in a dark place with no view and I have no window you know what I mean I think of everything like that so I ask myself

how do I want to live how do I want to um have fun every day like what what are my daily hobbies and activities and routines so that's probably the best advice I got and in honor of Logan Paul because I'm wearing Maverick clothing today. This is his first drop, his first edition sweatshirt. I love it. It's so thick and like beautiful. I actually made a YouTube video about, I did a review on Maverick clothing actually, which is kind of funny. But he mentioned this with the guys on his podcast earlier in quarantine about the best advice they've ever gotten was exceed expectations and that stuck with me because it makes sense like whatever job you have whatever you're going to do for somebody meaning if someone needs you to it's like it's like what I used to do

when I was a overachiever try hard girlfriend and I would like take care of every little detail down to like here's a little chocolate on your pillow when you come home from work you know what I mean like everything like exceed expectations do go above and beyond do more um give more try harder and it feels good on your part to do to really go above and beyond and exceed expectations because it usually only it feels good because the other person's gonna get more from you meaning like they you're helping them more with what you're doing by going over over the top and you feel good because you didn't do the bare minimum, if that makes sense. Okay. So those are my life advices. Great question. I like that. Um, next question. Can you do the splits?

This guy asked two questions. I don't know if I want to read the other one because they're back to back. Um, the other one is, can you put your feet behind your ears? Um, um, I'm going to answer the splits one so yeah I can do the splits I can do my left leg forward but I can't do my right leg forward yeah I think that's it so if I put my left leg in front yeah I can do the splits one way but not the other way so anyways um yeah I can that's like one thing I can like I don't care what kind of shape I'm in I can I always stretch I always stretch before bed that's my thing but I I'm always in splits shape. Anyways. Um, Oh, next question. Are you going to get, are you going to keep vlogging? We're hogging. As you know, I was a try hard in quarantine and

while I was going through depression, I was holding my shit together once a week, posting a vlog to YouTube. And, uh, to be honest, like I don't have it in my heart and soul anymore to do that because I told you guys many times all right 30 what is the episode today 37 I'm losing track I think it's 37 yeah but I said this for so long now that I've decided that I've identified an issue and I'm like what's the solution how can I contribute to the solution with my content that I put out every day and I established the fact that or I decided that everything online is curated calculated controlled edited to make things look nice and that's what my vlog was to be honest like I was trying to keep it as real and raw as possible but at the end of the day it's never a long-form

conversation when you post a 10-minute vlog it's never a stream of consciousness you get a little clip of me here a little clip of me there you know I'm in the car talking doing something you know then I'm in my apartment then I'm out in the stores and it's like not it doesn't feel like this where I'm like hey we're besties I'm talking to you for an hour a day and it's a stream of consciousness there's no editing or anything so moving forward I think this is going to be what my YouTube is it's called chill with Jacqueline in her apartment and watch her drink coffee every fucking five minutes but that's what I want to do this is my love this is my passion I'm here forever um go ahead and subscribe if you like what you're listening to subscribe down below

dude I want okay so so no for the vlogs that's the answer to the question but I had a thought today another thought dude these are I have so many car thoughts I was like look I want my growth and I want my engagement to be the most free range organic grass-fed fucking growth and engagement of my podcast or you know what I mean possible like I don't want to I'm not doing a lot of I'm not putting in a lot of effort right now to like grow my podcast and you know what I mean I just have this I want I just want this to happen all naturally and organically and grass-fed I don't I feel like the second I try really hard to attract more listeners and do all that and I guess, yeah, Jacqueline, you're apparently a shrewd businesswoman, as you always say on every

fucking podcast. Like, um, I think people in the industry that are successful at this would be like, yeah, there's some more you could do here. But to be honest, it's like, if you like it, keep listening, subscribe, review it, do all that shit. But if it's not for you, like I'm not trying to please everyone and get everyone to come around and discover my podcast. So anyways, that's where I'm at. I don't know why I just said that, but that was a car thought this morning that I had. Um, next question. Who's going to the Superbowl? Y'all see, this is the thing I got. This is definitely a male. This is like so many boys asking questions. Am I really doing that? Am I genderizing? What is it called now? Fucking, I don't know. Stereotypically

genderizing the genders of the girls and the boys with the football, the boys liking football. So i'm talking about it and the girls out there are gonna be offended like actually it's the same girls and boys can both like football equally do you know what i mean though all right all right i'm you know what here's the thing we live in a society who want here's here's jocelyn bitching about society but look looking deeply into the camera right now look we live in this insane dramatic cancel culture everyone's offended by everything nothing is funny place and I'm saying fuck you to that and I'm saying I didn't grow up like this I don't want to live the rest of my life like this I'm staying true to myself my intentions are pure I love

everyone I have no ill like I'm not out on this podcast every night to like piss people off you know what i mean so i gotta practice what i preach and i'm really deciding like i decided to do this podcast every day and stay true to who i am and and just say it like it fucking is and if you're offended it's like dude just check just like chill i don't know how else to say just chill out all right not everything i'm saying is serious and if i mess up if i say something incorrectly like saying this is like a football oh guys ask so many guys are asking questions because i have 90% males and football on the wall that offends you like calm the fuck down all right that's all I'm gonna say dude I just I'm not over it I think it's I'm quote-unquote brave for doing a podcast

in this kind of cancel climate culture and saying shit like that you know what I mean so brave but that's where I'm at if I want to be the change I wish to see in the world I gotta take a chance I gotta take a risk take a chance make a change and break away I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky is that the lyrics I don't know I have three hats on right now or two hats let's do a third one solo circus dude let's see how long they stay on my head okay actually this is funny go to youtube to look at this okay let's do another question oh wait who is going to the super bowl was the question dude straight up kansas city and the seahawks seahawks first kansas city second

i don't know those are those are my choices seahawks are gonna win but we're no baby all right another question i think this was a bot you know how like okay this is what i don't understand speaking of people trying hard to get more engagement and more followers and all that growth shit on instagram the fact that there's bots that go into your q a when you post like a ask me a question thing how the fuck is that possible they like find your profile and like ask a dumb question and this has nothing to do with the question thing I asked it's literally love your creativity let's collab and I go to this bullshit profile

it's like not even a person so anyways and my mom okay this is the next question she said hi banny b-a-n-y i believe she meant baby because sometimes my mom calls me hey baby because i'm always going to be a little infant toddler mini person to her um but yeah she's like hi so hi mom her and my aunt my sister are all together right now with my cousin i'm super jealous but i'm gonna see them for thanksgiving soon so i can't wait um shit okay let's do one more because I'm just honestly like ready to wrap this up hats are still staying on dude I'm a circus clown you know my dad used to call me the joker when I was a little girl so it's all it all it's all adding up and I don't want to answer that question and that's all the questions I have so

had to do with something personal that I don't want to talk about um yeah let's end it let's end it there happy saturday y'all have a great saturday um geez what are you up to how's life okay it's october 10th halloween's coming up i feel like it's canceled but you know what shout out elon musk he's shooting off a fucking rocket across the moon because there's a harvest full fucking moon on halloween night of course there is it's 2020 and that's exactly what i'd expect but apparently elon's gonna save the children this halloween by launching off a rocket ship for everyone to see because everyone will be tucked inside not not halloween trick-or-treating what the fuck is it called

candy gathering let's call it what it is it's called candy gathering trick-or-treating my ass um but anyways i saw it in um there's a lot of merch out there so i was in Target last night, right? There's a lot of like bullshit, like doing nothing all day indoors or like the great indoors slogans on t-shirts and shit. I even saw that on a kid's outfit. It was like a quarantine type of slogan, like staying inside this year or whatever, some bullshit like that. It's so weird how people are like making it that much of a thing. You know what? I still have three nails to paint. Let's see what else I can talk about while I do this. Let's see. I don't know. Just loving life. Super happy. You know what it is? I preach this every podcast, but when

you're fulfilled in what you're doing every day, if you love what you do, you're so happy. I can't explain how much I'm... It's like I get emo about it because I'm like, I've been searching for this my whole life and I finally found it. It's crazy. And I feel free. I feel like I'm flying. okay I got one more nail one more nail y'all I'm painting white white nails only keep them clean keep them white I don't do acrylics anymore because I don't know just not not about that life and uh I don't know it's hard to pick up my pick my nose or no it's easy to pick excuse me what am I saying it's hard to put on moisturizer when I have long nails long nails because the moisturizer like gets under it. Okay. So I still have coffee though. I'm not fully

tanked. You know, let's do some research back to that NFL question, the Superbowl question. Let's actually do some research to back up my answer here about who's going to the Superbowl. let's see what we got we got I know we got the Seahawks NFC West 4-0 NFC South we got Tampa Bay Bucks 3-2 all right they got Brady on their on their on their squad so they're a they're a potential a potential Super Bowl team I don't know I'm not not not after this this Thursday's fucking performance Brady can't he doesn't he didn't know what it was I think third down or fourth down I don't know how it works but he got confused got the um dude NFC East looking like shit. Um, Packers. Honestly, I was thinking about, okay, Packers or Kansas City for me

with the Seahawks. I think that's what it's going to be. Buffalo. Nah, the four. No, I'm not, not worried. Steelers. Fuck no. You know, that defense though, those, those four, I hate the 49ers, but that defense I watched the other day, I was like, shit, they got that d we got that defense two and two i just noticed that their defense was extra aggressive on that game and that's all i know i'm just using i'm like basing this off of like one game i watched i don't know all right i'm gonna wrap this up happy saturday go over to patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show that means you get all my behind the scenes exclusive content that no one else can see but you if you become a patron and you also get a shout out at

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