The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 372- How I Get SNATCHED for An Event in 24 Hours

Episode Date: May 17, 2024

Today we discuss every single step of my hot girl routine pre-event, Hailey Bieber's pregnancy cravings, Rory McIlroy's divorce, Trump and Biden debating in June and September, our neighborhood skunk problem, Gen Z cancelling ankle socks, Logan Paul's green screen clap back videos, why Kendrick and Drake hate eachother, and MORE!! $10 off your first order of MODERE https://modere.io/hJ74Cv REVIEW THE SHOW https://open.spotify.com/show/4ijzUBunTIHgVmahB0ISEN BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  KEEP IN TOUCH! INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe  EMAIL THE SHOW! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  MY MUSIC GUY  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  SPONSORS Spotify for Podcasters Modere

What's up, guys? It's episode 372. Welcome back to the show. I don't ever slow up. No, I don't teach. I got no love for the fake news. If you want to play tough and want to hate this, I'll always show up and make a statement. I don't ever slow up. No, I don't teach. I got no love for the fake news. If you want to play tough and want to hate this, I'll always show up and make a statement. hey what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the audio only show it's audio only today

we're audio only and uh here's why do you really want to know do I need to bring you in to my reality right now is this too loud sorry we're doing audio only today because i'm two days out from a vegas trip and uh as a hot girl um this is the closest i'll ever feel to uh going to war the amount of errands the amount of maintenance on my body I need to do in the next 48 hours the amount of uh yeah packing outfit trying on um it's a lot it's a lot it's uh but I do have a great show for you today we're gonna talk about honestly like life updates um do you want to know about like what I do before

a trip and how I prime and prep my body to be perfectly um bronzed and snatched before I need to look hot because I do have a full-on routine and who was I explaining this to I was just talking to someone about exactly what I do um I forget but um oh my I was talking to my the girl that does my hair um shout out Annie yeah we I was like breaking down she's like yeah I went on a trip I don't know if I should tell her story because whatever but she was like talking about how long it took someone to get ready one time and I was like I can I was like I can totally relate to that like it's literally like a 24-hour thing for me sometimes like if I have to look this is for like big events you know or like something I really want to look nice for so

we can get into that yeah so I've got like life updates um honestly like what's going around what's going on in the world right now Biden and Trump have agreed to debate in June and September so I don't know about you but like this is the greatest news of 2024 so far and as I understand it they're going to be debating like yeah like in like it's not going to be some like stupid thing where they're going to be like doing a normal debate. Yeah. So in June and September they're debating, this is my Superbowl. I cannot wait. Um, so that's happening. Um, Justin Bieber and Haley are pregnant. I want to talk about that a little bit because I was moved spiritually by their video and like announcement. Um, there's just something about it that was like, like I,

I could cry. Like, I don't know. It was just very special. Um, so we're going to talk about Haley Bieber's biggest pregnant pregnancy craving right now. Uh, Rory McIlroy, McIlroy. Am I saying that McIlroy? Oh my God. I just said it how I would read it when I, or how I, I just said it, how I read it in my head. What am I saying? McIlroy filed for divorce with his wife of seven years they have a three-year-old daughter the pga championship is this weekend is that what i'm pga championship he just yeah it's going on right now shuffley um is currently in the lead is tiger playing this i don't know um so yeah rory filed for divorce after seven years Gen Z canceled ankle socks it's a dumb article I saw but I'm like I just thought I thought that

was funny because I literally I got so like annoyed by my sneakers my like white tennis shoes with my crew socks or whatever like the ones that like you scrunch at the bottom of your leggings I got so annoyed by myself every time I saw them I don't know like in the mirror whatever like I saw a picture of myself I'm like like why do I do this like I don't know and I switched back to ankle socks because I think it looks like sexier I don't know how to explain it like to show a little ankle than to like cover it up with a big puffy marshmallow looking sock but yeah I guess Gen Z canceled ankle socks we have a I'm gonna put it at 45 pounds we have a 45 pound skunk in our canyon that is um causing a scene I want to talk about the skunk chronicle the

this damn skunk and the dogs and our routine with this little skunk because it has a pattern and we have to yeah be very careful because I don't want to have to bathe the dogs in tomato juice for like eight days or however long it takes to um what am I saying to get the scent sent out do you guys want to know what's on my planner today oh and we do have a sponsor today's podcast is sponsored by modare i'll be uh getting into our sponsor in a little bit um before i continue though please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now i'm on i'm on apple spotify google podcasts stitcher breaker i'm going slow stitcher breaker overcast wherever you listen podcast please hit that subscribe button i'm

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okay let's get into this so did i mention the drake and kendrick beef on the lineup today because I literally have like 14 TikToks. This is like a lot. I don't know if you want to like literally sit and listen to people talk about the beef, but I keep seeing people talk about Kendrick and Drake beef, Kendrick and Drake beef. And it's like, I still don't get it. So I like these videos. There's this girl named Kate. I really like her video um where they like break it down really simply and so I thought I'd play a few of those or just like one because they're like five minutes long um so yeah I'll play TikToks but I do want to like get into the Kendrick and Drake beef a little bit to like understand it better um and listen to

other people explain it so but okay I what did I say in the beginning I'm a hot girl getting ready for Vegas do you want to hear how I do it do you want to hear my routine um it's like a thing like don't like it's like a it's like a I'm saying that because it's like a meme or whatever like girls before a trip like don't talk to them for like like a week before a trip because they're I feel like what it is is you're you're you're you right for so for me I'm like working off a list before a trip I like get all of the all of my thoughts gathered on paper of exact every single thing I need down to like like pluck the left nostril hair

that you saw hanging out two days ago like pluck the like wax your asshole kidding that's like um because I I don't want to forget anything right like I and especially okay I'm literally going on a trip with my mom and my sister by the way if you're like why are you going to Vegas this is is this like a you know like a bachelorette party is it's like a or you know is this like your bachelorette is this a trip with the girls are you going out to the club like no I'm literally going to a convention with my mom my sister um but my mom literally texted me to bring sexy clothes for Saturday night so shout out um for she says yeah yeah sassy sexy clothes I mean this is my I I I will do anything she

she's kind of like ring leading this so anyways um I was talking about oh getting ready for a trip fuck should I set the scene a little bit I'm drinking a bubbly a lime bubbly sparkling water I'm sitting in the dark right now with my curtains shut uh my blinds and my curtains shut I just popped out of the shower I did some cardio this morning and um to be honest we've got a crew again working at the house and I have to kind of like lay low because I'm a little bit like I don't want them to like hear me podcasting I don't know they're putting in we're doing some more steps in our backyard

so they're doing the framing for the concrete right now and then fencing stuff so the backyard's coming together we're slowly chipping away at it um oh my god it's our anniversary tomorrow I have so much to plan for right now oh my god okay Corey will probably not listen to this because one thing about Corey is that he's my biggest supporter but not when it comes to listening he doesn't he's not like a podcast he listens to he has like his specific podcast he listens to I think he listens like at the gym and like to and from work in his car but like he's not like me where like I don't think like when he works like he's not like zoning out to a podcast while he can't like he's it's where I like the only reason I just got through the corporate world

for the last what was it almost two years um or four I guess four years with my startup company I guess you include it whatever is because like the only reason I survived that is because of podcast I would literally just listen to them all day long so anyways um what was I just saying about oh my god oh the oh he won't listen to this oh the anniversary tomorrow it's our two-year anniversary tomorrow and one thing about me is that I love saying that that's probably the most like tick tocky thing I fucking say one thing about me is I'm I don't know if my love language or whatever my thing is like acts of service or gift giving like that's how I show my love but I take anniversaries birthdays Christmas presents all that stuff very seriously and I always feel

like I have to one-up what I did the year before and last year oh it was so sweet we got it was our one year anniversary and I decked out our bedroom with like anniversary balloons and like rose petals and like all this crazy stuff I got him like a cool picture frame it was like displaying pictures of us like as he walked in there's like candles there was food there was gifts there's all this stuff all over it was like completely decorated and uh this year this year I I just have a lot to do it's tomorrow and I I'm trying to like get to I have to go to CVS to print pictures I have um I have to go to his mom's house to get something for our anniversary I have a lot to do I have a lot to do and I have to get ready for Vegas

I leave Saturday morning this is a lot um I also have like yeah I just have you guys here's what I'm going to do we're going to do like okay the Drake beef Justin Haley's pregnancy stuff her cravings what it's like being a pregnant you know pregnant woman so far I'm just like really interested in like I don't know I love them and I just love I don't know if I love Haley like I do I my team Haley or Selena remember when that happened there's like drama with them for a long time there like still is or it like stopped I don't know um they're like whatever I don't know for some reason I was like oh like Hayley's kind of a b and then I was like but then I don't know I just love Justin Bieber and so like I'm supportive of his I I what the fuck am I saying

I know I don't know shit but anyways we'll get into all this like oh we'll talk about the skunk we'll talk about maybe I'll talk about Rory's divorce I don't know but here's what I'll start with I kind of want to read off my planner because not only do I have to plan for our anniversary plan for Vegas I'm also planning a wedding and my 30th like okay I'm looking at my planner and I still don't have a makeup artist or a hair hair person for my wedding I have reached out and I keep striking out and all the best girls all the best girls told me no they're booked that same day like fuck like there are probably like five five of my top picks in San Diego all booked and then they like recommend me people like oh you know and I need to like reach out to who they

recommend, but, um, we're, we're looking at like four months out and that's not good. Um, so there, I may or may not be doing my own hair and makeup. No, I won't be, but, um, we got to figure this out. So I have to do that. I have, um, I have to put together like my bridal checklist, like things I need for that week, my outfits, like the details. I need to put that checklist together because we're going to be shopping in Vegas this weekend for stuff. And I want to like know exactly what I need and like write it out first um I have to finish our wedding website and a registry with Corey we're building out our invitations right now I have to like finish those and I'm also like yeah going planning for Vegas and going in my anniversary tomorrow

I'm getting my podcast out and I have like a million clips to post on my socials so that's kind of oh and I have to look at wedding ceremony traditions because I think we're going to combine religions or whatever. Like we're going to combine traditions from two different yeah. Religious backgrounds because Corey and I have two different backgrounds. So I need to look at that. Oh my God. The worst, like getting ready thing for me pre-trip is nails and toes. Like I have to do a full mani pedi and that takes the longest. yeah so okay let me how are you doing sorry I don't I didn't mean to do that one ah fuck damn it okay how are you doing trying to say trying to do something positive

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off plus the 10 off if you use my code so thank you modare for sponsoring this podcast and now let's get back to the show one thing about me i'll say that again one thing about me is that as you know if you're a long-time listener hi if you're new um i have a this is my calling because like podcasting, storytelling, sharing my life story is my calling because I have a lot to, I have a lot of, I've faced a lot of adversity and, um, I have a lot of like complex trauma and all those literally I have probably like 25 different things that I've, that I could like make an entire, like I could do. Yeah, it's a lot. And so, because I, because what I'm saying is this, what you need to know is like,

okay, one of the worst heart, one of the hardest challenges I went through in my life was my, I don't want to say my eating disorder, but I struggled with an eating disorder for like 10 years straight up 10 years of my life like really really bad and so what I'm saying is like what I'm about to tell you about how I get snatched pre-trip if I want to like look my best feel my best it's like not people will be like oh because like look I'm recovered now and so I have this relationship with my body and food and dieting and like doing something like doing a crazy thing for a week um what am I saying oh my god did I have coffee fuck okay I'm just saying that because I'm recovered

like if this okay if you struggle with that kind of stuff like don't listen what I'm going to say but if you don't and you're on the other other side like me or you never went through any sort of like diet body stuff, um, then yeah, like keep listening because what I'm trying to say is like, I have this whole new perspective on it now where it's, I can be, I can, it doesn't become like obsessive and like a problem. So anyways, what I'm, what I'm telling you is that I don't eat for two weeks before. No, I'm kidding. Um, so yeah, I can do it. I can do it. I got a lot to do today I'm thinking about 10 things at once we got a podcast we got a pack we got to do our toes and our nails and facials and hair and I'm glad I got my hair done though a couple days

ago so yeah literally it's a so if I have to be a if I have to be a hot piece of ass by like let's say that there's like a dinner thing or an event and I have to be in the uber at 5 30 or like yeah like be ready by 5 30 we're getting picked up we're going here we're going there whatever the process starts my alarm goes off probably like 5 a.m um now here's the thing this is day of and this isn't ideal because this isn't this is going to involve a spray tan the day of the event okay i think most people would recommend doing this the day or two before because you don't really want to spray tan on the same day as of your event but like this okay I never I always do it I always get ready for something like at the very last second like

the day of because I don't know like it's like too much for me it's like okay yeah the eating healthy the drinking of the water the exercising like I'll just do like this is what I do probably a week out I'm upping my water I'm upping my steps and I'm not doing any heavy lifting I'm just doing cardio and I'm going for like an hour like I'll stair master for an hour I'll go for an hour run um I'll do a lot of like not I don't do like pilates officially but I'll do like body weight stuff yoga just like that kind of thing okay I'm not trying to like hit my PR on hip thrust and I'm not trying to like deadlift 500 pounds like I'm just upping my cardio upping my water I'm reducing my carbohydrates I'm just eating like cleaner basically I'm not having any

BS I don't do anything extreme I just don't have like processed foods or like salty foods I would say the salt and the process stuff is what keeps you like looking puffy um this is so insane because it's like but this is what we this is what this is what hoppages do okay this is what this is what it is it's like i don't want to be shy about telling you this because like this is a real this is reality okay um if you don't care about looking snatch even it doesn't matter what body size you're at this could this works for everyone where we're like look if you take it seriously a week out of an event okay this could back up three weeks if you wanted to but I can only really stomach a week of trying hard because maybe maybe two weeks tops okay um but yeah this works so it's

it's a way to like this is my method of like how to look and feel your best for an event okay just this this goes for the guys gays days the girls everyone no matter what your body size size is if you want to just like get a little snatch for an event here you go so a week out you're doing what I just said um this is what I do so you don't have to do what exactly what I do but I just know my body type and I'm already built like I already have a lot of muscle on me Like I don't, I just feel great when I do a lot of cardio and Oh my God. Oh my God. The biggest pro tip right now. And I'll get into the day of is the sauna, like just sauna, sauna longer than you sauna until you think you're going to die. Like every time I sauna for a week straight until

like, you're just like, I'm going to faint because I have no water left in my body. No. Um, probably like 30 minutes a day is what I do. Um, but anyways, here's the day of, and then we're going to get into everything else. And Oh my God. I just remembered some phone calls I have to make. Fuck. Okay. So literally my alarm will go off at 5am. The, I gotta be in an Uber at five 30. Okay. The Uber's showing up at five 30. I gotta be ready. And I gotta to be like hair, makeup, nails, tan, everything's done by five. Like I'm out the door by five 30. So at five in the morning, we already get up at five or five. We do like five 10. I'm going to the gym. I'm doing my regular thing. I go to the gym. We get there by like six. I'll

sit in the sauna. I'll like do a little stretch. And then I'm going to do an hour of cardio. Okay. This is, Ooh, I'm driving separate car. Corey's working out on his own on a day, on a day like this because I'm going to need a few, a couple hours. Shit. Okay. This is really giving away how insane my routine is. And I have done this many times. Okay. So maybe I'll do 30 minutes hard cardio. Like I'll do like 30 minutes of stair master, like at speed 10 to 12 and I'm just cranking it out. I want to get a good sweat in. I want to get my just heart pumping. I walked to the gym and I just hit it hard okay hopefully okay I'm probably ideally doing this by between at 6 a.m to 6 30 okay probably won't really end anything till 7 I'm like stretching there's like

a little pre thing I do in a little post so done by 7 then I'm getting in the sauna until 8 straight up then it's a in and out of the sauna thing I'm doing 20 minutes I get out for 5 go back in and I'll do that probably three times okay have I done this for a first date before yes like I have I have I have spent so I have put in so much effort for first dates and by doing shit like this for like guys that are I was like I want to look as hot as possible because they're like the hottest guy I've ever seen you know that one of those kind of things oh my god it's like so sad. Like whatever. Anyways, I'm sonning for an hour ish in and out. I just worked out. I did cardio and then I'm jumping in the shower at the gym. Okay. I brought a black sweatsuit,

not like a sauna thing, like a sweatpants and sweatshirt suit, uh, to change it after, because i'm going from the cardio to the sauna make sure you bring extra water bottles i know it's like counterintuitive like you're sweating this out you're trying to like get as snatched as this is like not healthy this is like semi like okay i will admit this like there are tinges of my like disordered eating disorder body just what is it called over exercising addiction whatever exercise bulimia stuff that like trickle back in but like i use them as a tool it's like these are the kinds of things I used to do unhealthily, but like now I like sprinkle them in here and there where I want. And I know that I'm doing that and I know it's not the best, but it's

very occasional. So, and it's like at the end of the day, like you don't have to do this much. Like this is like way too much and I get it, but like psychologically this just makes me feel amazing. And like, okay. So I'm cardio sauna, shower, full body shave, put on your black sweats, go out the door okay you prepped some water extra water you prepped you know a couple razors um I stopped doing laser hair removal oh my god I'm gonna fucking die I was consistently doing laser for like six months and I stopped and that shit grows back 100% normal like it used to and now I'm like I just that that was Corey's gift to me and you just I keep forgetting to reschedule an appointment but I'm like I feel like we're starting from square one again and I almost feel bad I'm

like should I not like I think I did I told him like loosely that it's like growing back normally now and he's like oh I'll just make another appointment like fuck I need to do that but it's expensive and I like I don't know so anyways you get out of the gym it's like 8 39 okay now at this point you decide do I go to eye tan am I going to the spray tan bar am I going to wherever you get your tan or are you doing it at home yourself now i like the creative control of doing my own spray tan and i i like a particular spray tan called um is it bondi sands to our express i like yeah just whatever cvs has it's like an express tan that's extra dark i will go from the gym I'll get a coffee okay um gym coffee spray tan at home now this is how last minute

I am like if I don't have that if I'm out of tanning stuff it's probably like honestly I'm probably going from the gym to CVS I'm going from gym the gym to Starbucks and I'm getting like an iced Americano, like nothing with anything in it, like just black coffee iced. Then I'm going to probably CVS for lashes and my spray tan. And then maybe a protein bar. Cause I'll just eat that. Oh my God. This is like so bad. Anyways, then I'm going home. I'm putting on my spray tan. I'm sitting in my, my black sweats. Okay. By this time it's like 10 30, 11. Actually, I wouldn't have that protein bar, I'd go home and I'd probably have like a bunch of protein, like eggs, ground turkey, whatever I have. Like I'd eat a bunch of protein when I got home from CBS in the gym. And

then I'm sitting in my sweatshirt with my tan on. You get the idea. Um, if I have to shave the peach fuzz off my face, I'm also doing that. And that's great after like the sauna and the gym, because you're like your face is like super opened up and okay then I'm okay probably tired as fuck because I just sucked all the water out of my body and I've been running around town to CVS and then I'm in my oh my god it's a workout in itself to put on your spray tan and then it's like noon it's like 12 30 yeah whatever and you're sitting there with nothing left to give and you're like you're in your hoodie with your your black sweats your spray tan outfit and then you just like lay down okay this is when I would probably take a 30 minute power nap or just like chill on

my phone and then oh my god it's like do you have a job is this like on a weekday sometimes oh my god would I do this when I worked remote oh my god there's a lot you can get away with sometimes but I don't think this is okay let's just say this is for a Saturday or a Friday a Friday I took off from work that's probably when I would do this um and then I do my little nappy then I probably get up and have a snack like whatever I don't know like don't worry about the food so much I feel like the thing I try to do if I know I'm like going out and I'm gonna like okay this is psychotic first of all I understand like I get it and I know like someone out there is like dude that's how much effort you have to put into a look on that's like sad like you know

because I know like some people just I don't know the ideal situation is you're constantly maintaining yourself so you don't have to do a bunch of stuff on the day of the event if that makes sense so you're already always tan your nails are already always done your hair is always you know you do all these things like all the time so then when you have an event you just like get ready for it it's not a big deal I don't know this is for like if I feel like I'm schlubby and I'm having like an ugly phase and I need to like get snatched quickly like this is what I do that's the whole point of this so like I don't think I'd do this right now like I'm not doing this for Vegas. I'm not doing it. Um, like, no, it's just like, okay, Jesus Christ. You get the

point. Um, I feel like I started doing this in college. Yeah. It's probably when I started doing this kind of thing. Um, even like with Corey, like we've had like parties, like birthdays, things we get ready for. And I would like, you know, spend the day, like just keeping in the back of my mind, like I gotta be in this Uber at five 30 and I want to look as nice as possible. So like, these are the steps I take and life gets busy. You know, you're like working all week. You're like grocery shopping, you're running errands, you're taking the dogs to the park, you're whatever podcasting. And then the day of the event comes and it's like, okay, I got to get it together. And that's the, yeah. So wake up from your nap, you're in your spray tan. Now this is

where it gets crazy. So it's probably, I got to start getting ready at five to be in the Uber at 5 30 5 4 3 3 o'clock okay now my hair's probably been wet from the gym shower it's air drying oh my god this is a lot so basically I do my makeup yeah always makeup then hair for me and I'm still in my spray tan so something you need to know is I don't spray tan my face so I keep my neck my okay this is crazy but I do my collarbone my shoulders down tanned my neck up I do all makeup so I'm sitting there and I put on like a dark robe I use Corey's black robe and I put on my robe and then I still have my spray tan I haven't rinsed it off yet and that's the whole thing that's the last step before I change so I'll do my makeup and my hair and then I'll rinse off

my spray tan very carefully in the shower. And it never looks as good as it does like the next day, but it's like, it looks way better than being fully pale. Um, this is not going to be a thing for me right now because like, I talked about this last week. I, um, I've been laying out a lot cause we have a deck now and I finally have a notch, like I'm always tan now. So anyways, the spray tan really isn't a, isn't like a big, I hate, I don't like spray tanning. So like, but I feel like for the longest time like that's how I would do it so anyways I do my hair makeup takes like probably a half an hour to do hair an hour to do makeup oh my god god I hope I picked out my outfit before but 99% of the time I haven't so I need to allocate a good

I swear the amount of times Corey's looking at me he's like the uber will be here in 15 minutes I'm standing there just butt ass naked like staring at the closet like it is so bad and so my tip for getting ready and like finding an outfit last minute is to go with your gut like go with your first option because you'll always I feel like every time I get ready I always go with the first outfit so like just trust your instincts with that and go with it and honestly like remember in the back of your mind like you're thinking about it so much your outfit so much more than anyone else and it's not that big of a deal I'm pretty like it depends on the event type like you want to look appropriate for the event but yeah anyways I just throw on my first thought of what

I would look good in and what I would feel the best in and then and here's the thing at that point and this is what I'm sure someone out there relates to I'm sure you might relate to this if I did all that like pre-work with the gym and the diet a week out um by the time I have to like pick out an outfit I'm like I'll feel great in everything so it's not about like oh what do I I don't because the whole point of me doing something like this is like I want to feel amazing in my clothes like I just want to like I don't know it just changes the game when you're like I'll put on I could put on anything and I'll just be like yes I'm feeling myself that's the goal. So, um, I'm doing, okay. So I did makeup, hair, rinse off my spray tan in the shower. I do

like lukewarm water. I don't do it hot. I do it very quickly just until the water starts running clear. I get out now. Do not lotion. Oh my God. Pro tip. Do not lotion your spray tan after you get out of the shower before you change. Especially if you live in Southern California or somewhere hot um you'll get into that uber and sweat it all off and it will not be cute so I do like glowy highlighter stuff on my legs and my arms if I need it like I usually do it no matter what and I'll call it a day I don't mess with like I need to have like a super moisturized you know pair of legs right now because it depends if you're showing them or you're not um I'm probably wearing something short and tight honestly that's why I'm doing all this in the

first place let's be honest so yeah I get out of the shower and then you change and then you're like okay you got your jewelry on you got your bag ready with all your like lip stuff and your gum and your wallet and your don't forget your ID oh my god this is like what is this episode like I did this last week I got like halfway in and I'm like what is this episode um i was just thinking about the video i just watched of kylie and kendall bartending i think they were in vegas at marquee was it they were doing like an 818 thing whatever and i was just thinking about it like as i'm talking about all this i'm like damn what i would do to have a glam team like literally like you just sit down and you sit there with your phone you're scrolling your

TikToks and someone's coming around with their curling with a curling iron and they're putting powder on your face and doing your makeup it's like oh they already picked out your outfit like they're just like doing you up and you're just sitting there and all you had to do is show up basically and like be a good hot canvas which takes maintenance and you have to like be in charge of that but everyone else has got you so I just thought of that Kylie looked in that red dress I don't know if you saw it oh my fuck like I didn't even look at Kendall's gorgeous gorgeous right and there's these like iPhone videos of people like at the at this event like filming them bartending and that was like the closest I've ever felt to Kendall Jenner like in person

so dumb it's like on a phone screen like this is so like dystopian but like I was like looking at this video and I'm like oh my god this is like Kendall IRL like this is what she would look like in real it just seems so raw like you don't really see these kinds of videos of them I feel like or I guess you do but a lot of the videos you see of them they're like at the club or it's like out it's like nighttime and I don't know they're just the lightings I don't whatever but Kylie I was like god damn in that red dress it's like very I was like shit she looked she looks insane um Kendall obviously does too but it was just like a Kylie's got that that that genetic whatever that thing that like super sexual energy oh my god Jesus Christ I don't know what I'm saying

um so then yeah you like get ready to get in the uber and something that I've been I used to not do and then I would be effed because I'd be sick quickly if I was drinking um at the event is I like I said a little earlier like I make sure to eat like make sure you eat and at that point like you haven't been eating much all week or you haven't been eating a lot like make sure to have something substantial or if you're like going to dinner make sure you order a decent amount of food if you're gonna go out late so that's what I do and then I look so good for a few hours and then you know 2 a.m becomes 3 a.m becomes 4 a.m becomes now I'm somehow back home and I'm so you know out of it and then I wake up the next day feeling hating life because I have

the worst hangover ever but I looked hot so that is kind of the full circle thing and then you're just in your makeup because I always one thing about me is I very rare very rarely wash off my makeup after a night out like that. I'm fully going to bed in my eyelashes. Like, um, sometimes I do like, sometimes if I'm really, if I'm like blacked out or I don't know, I haven't like the first time I ever had a blackout experience in college, I like cleaned my house, like made it my, made my friends dinner. I like had my shit together. I probably washed off my makeup. Like I had like this really like I was very what do you call it like um I don't know like I was I had my shit together in my blackout instead of being a mess I don't know whatever but yeah then the

next morning you're like rolling out of bed with your makeup looking still nice because you probably sprayed it down with some really good setting spray and then you're like I need a bagel I need coffee my head hurts only thought give me the Advil and then you're like let's go to the beach and take a walk and let's like go and watch golf on tv and like lounge in bed and then maybe you'll rally and do something else I don't know what your situation is but that's how I look hot for an event quickly um what does Victoria's Secret Angels do I swear to god I saw this thing that was like Candice Swanepoel drinks like liquid egg whites it's like straight egg whites the days before the show and that's like her diet is just like eggs like raw egg whites

maybe I am confusing that with something else but they're bringing the show back right they're bringing the Victoria's Secret show back I feel like that didn't have the response that like I don't know that's like a huge deal to me that they're bringing it back and um anyways so hayley bieber's pregnancy craving is egg salad on top of a pickle with hot sauce oh shit so so she's a mama to be and her pregnancy craving she says is egg salad on top of a pickle with hot sauce so love that how far along is she like six months um Haley Bieber what's crazy is like people

were like speculating divorce and saying everyone always does that with them like oh they're not doing well and there's all these like videos of Justin being like I don't know just kind of a just seeming like he's being a dick to her like he's being like annoyed with her or like vice versa like they're just like going at it in public and shit and um they are now with child and it is so beautiful I I don't know I was um kind of moved by this like it was just yeah like so beautiful and she looked beautiful I loved how they renewed their vows to do the announcement like they did that and they did a little like photo shoot her dress was gorgeous and and so and she's like posting her bump now

she is let me see how far along she is um I'm not sure how far along she's just over six months pregnant her reps told people meanwhile sources since told people like um yeah i don't know i'm just like so i don't know it was just there's this thing i have with justin bieber it's like i have this like whenever i because because he's like been through it like what was that documentary that came out or like that thing about him and just kind of like a raw behind the scenes view into his life and everything but Justin Bieber has this vibe that is very say what you want about him or think

what you want but I just like for some reason I just have like this big heart for him or something like I feel like everything he puts out like he just to me seems so good you know I don't know explain it and he has this quality about him that's like very I don't know it's like peaceful or something and I think he reminds me of my brother to be honest and like I always say that about my brother my brother's kind of like Jesus like in a weird way um just like his aura his energy and so yeah I just have this thing with Justin Bieber like I just want him to do well be well have a good life I don't know I'm a big supporter and fan of him and his music and I he's so talented and it'd be like a life dream to see him in concert um and he's just so like

himself you know I just really like that about him so I'm excited to watch their um journey to become parents and her pregnancy updates and photos and all that stuff because she is so beautiful and this whole situation them being pregnant is so beautiful and the fucking pictures of them and renewing their vows and her bump was so beautiful and I'm obsessed I'm so moved and I love them so um in other news Rory McIlroy McIlroy McIlroy filed for divorce why did he do that you ask I don't know Rory divorce are there any updates on this Rory divorce um AP news the AP says Rory McIlroy Rory McIlroy oh my god one sec

gotta watch the clock because I gotta get my nails done soon so Rory McIlroy has filed for divorce after seven years of marriage okay we know this rory and his wife erica stole had a storybook meeting during their the rider cup in 2012 began dating two years later and were married in 2017 they have a daughter poppy she's three years old um he made the first reported oh my god tmz first reported the filing which was made monday the petition for divorce described their the marriage as fuck me dude irretrievably broken irretrievably broken and asked that a prenuptial agreement signed about a month before their april 21 21st 2017 wedding be validated

and enforced their prenuptial prenuptial prenuptial prenuptial agreement was sealed so there are no like the stress Rory's desiring I don't there's no like information but it's just really sad and you know you hate to see it you know I'm getting married this September you hate to see someone you really

admire and look up to get divorced like fuck you know no one saw it coming golf world shocked but see here's the thing it might just be one of those things they grew apart and they fell out of love and things weren't the way they used to be and it was best for both of them to move on I don't know if there's like drama with them I mean so you always hope like I don't

know I'm in the I'm a fan of like that kind of separation where instead of something like you know infidelity happening or abuse or whatever like yeah nobody has information on why they got divorce but what did he just win what was that tournament rory oh shit rory tournament um how's it going rory tournament uh one uh tournament there's something this last weekend my favorite thing about cory um to her championship wells fargo wait news did he win it was wells fargo right anyways my favorite thing about cory and i is our love of golf obviously that that was our first date and um anyways what i'm saying is

the fact that we both love watching it on tv because i feel like you're one of two people You either like watching golf on TV. First of all, you either like golf or hate golf or like you're, you like it or you don't, or you're indifferent. And then if you like golf, it's like you either enjoy watching on TV or you want nothing to do with it. You think it's the most boring thing ever. And both Corey and I love watching it on TV. And I swear, like most days, like we're turning on the golf channel or watching golf. And it's just like the most, I don't know. It's like the best thing. and um one of the anniversary gifts i'm doing because i think i want i'm like trying to figure out ways to make him cry like i'm really trying to get his emotions stoked because he's not a crier he's not an emotional watery mess like myself because i just found out yesterday that i am a rising i am a double cancer cancer moon cancer son and about once a year i do my zodiac what's called my birth chart I know nothing by the way like I don't nerd out to this I've I hear stuff people tell me like oh yeah you're definitely a cancer it makes it tracks it makes sense you're

a rising leo that makes sense um but I don't really know like the ins and outs but I did my I looked at my birth chart again last night and um I'm a double double cancer I'm a rise or cancer sun cancer moon which means like I'm an emotional watery mess very sensitive all the things and Corey's like not at all so what I'm saying is I screenshotted a long time ago our first conversation and I'm gonna put it with our photos and our card and it's really sweet just seeing like him saying hi the first time it's like it started with a hi and it now I got a ring on it and we put a ring on it and now we're getting married and it's we bought a house and it's just wild it's like to put myself back at that time when he when we like swiped on hinge and I matched

with him and like I was it's so crazy like that chapter of my life and like how one thing led to another and then we were golfing one day after I had ghosted him for like two weeks of not responding to his text about going on the first date and he had to like double text me and here we are you know like if I didn't respond to that like it's just it's crazy it's so crazy um but anyways we like watching golf what am I saying oh yeah we were talking about Rory and his divorce Biden and Trump agree to debate in September and June so this is the best news I've heard all year um i have the apple news app and it's legit i have been checking this every morning and it's the best um okay so this is from wall street journal

um biden and trump agreed to debate in june and september contests will air on cnn and abc as candidates bypass debate commission to set own schedule okay president biden former president donald trump have agreed to debates in june and september okay we just said that blah blah blah cnn said wednesday that its debate moderated by jake tapper and dana bash dana bash would take place june 27th and it's atlanta studios without an audience oh fuck Trump and Biden both agreed to a debate hosted by ABC on September 10th which people familiar with the matter said also would be in studio with no audience it's because fucking Biden's gonna be like a fucking hologram or robot or something I don't

know like how come there's no audience I feel like the audience is like what makes it seem legit or of like more i don't know the scheduling of the debates was the culmination of a public back and forth wednesday morning between the two candidates camps in a video biden proposed two debates for june and september and trump accepted oh that's interesting while also seeking two additional debates in july and august the biden campaign also sent a letter to the commission on presidential debates saying he wouldn't participate in their proposed fall contest and calling for the campaigns oh yeah he said donald trump lost two two debates to me in 2020 biden said in the video um wait a minute hold on time is so it's flying right like it's almost halfway through 2024

for. Okay. So they debated, they debated in 2020. I guess because Biden is, I feel like he's declined a lot since then. It's going to be a wild thing to witness. Um, Trump Biden debate. what to know about the Trump Biden presidential debates they're going to debate that's what we know we know it's June and September June 27th September 10th okay um isn't that wild I remembered a boy I had a crush in high school's birthday was June 27th you never forget those dates oh my god I probably remember that's a thing I asked Corey I was like because I told him I'm like if you asked me every single guy I have ever had a crush on my entire

life I could tell you I could tell you their backstory I could tell you what their aunt's names are and they're they're cousins I could tell no I'm kidding that's like psychotic but um I keep saying that I'm psychotic is that not good to do I'm just saying like I've logged it in my brain and I have like I've I remember my first crush to Corey and if I could like sit and like meditate on it probably like think of like the other side characters that weren't like full-on crushes but guys that I I don't know whatever and I'm like Corey do you remember yours and guys are just so different you know like they're just not I just have this crazy vivid imagination I think and I store a lot of like I have like

I don't know if it's photo I don't think it's photographic memory I don't think it's that genius or high level but I one of my favorite things about my brain oh my god my fate one of like the coolest things I do and I think I've talked about this on here before is when I take my naps because I take a nap every single day like 12 12 30 depends it's like 20 to 30 minutes tops 30 minutes if I go over that then I'm tired and it doesn't work but I do my little you know midday power nap and sometimes when I when I'm not like trying to like deeply nap and I just want to like close my eyes and just get my brain off of screens and off of whatever I was doing I'll just like sit there in a light sleep and imagine a building or a house or my school or something that's super

that I frequented often as a child and I will close my eyes and I'll imagine all the walls all the doors all the decorations I can remember like all of the things in that building and I'll walk around and I think my favorite place to walk around is my high school because I feel like I remember that the best and so I'll go into like the classrooms and down the staircases and into the gym and I'll try to remember like okay what did the what did the weightlifting room look like that was like by the gym and then the concession stand I'm like doing it right now I'm like the wood steps and the wood bleachers and then I'd go into the locker room and I'd go down this little like ramp thing and then it smelled this way and I like literally think of all these little details

in my brain as I'm taking my little nap and it's so fun and I can't recommend it enough I don't know if you've ever done an exercise like that um if it doesn't come by naturally I don't I don't know what to do to help you because I just it's like the girls that get it get it if your brain is cool and vivid and colorful like mine then you would understand but um that's a thing there's like people out there that don't think in pictures they think in i don't know they like don't have that ability with their mind or something there's a crazy statistic about that um so biden and trump are debating justin haley are pregnant rory's getting divorced um gen z canceled ankle socks oh i know what i'll do and then we'll play like the drake kendrick

TikTok and then we'll end it because I got to get my nails done to be honest and um so I mentioned in the beginning that we have a skunk in our canyon and I guess how this started was I don't know if I don't think I've talked to you guys about it before but we and I'm gonna call Corey wait I'm gonna call I'm gonna play a TikTok then I'm gonna call Corey and I'm gonna ask him if he can bring home a frozen lasagna and dryer sheets. You will see why. So anyways, we, I feel like one night we let the dogs out in the yard and then we immediately saw them run to the side of the fence and they're just barking, going like crazy. And we looked down at what they're barking at and it's a skunk. And we're like, oh my God, there's a skunk on the

other side of the fence. Okay. So we rushed them inside. We're like, we don't want them to get sprayed so that happened then I don't know a week later ish we let him outside again and I think this time we like saw the skunk walking around the canyon like it's fully out in the open just walking around so we're like oh shit we gotta call the dogs in so then I don't know like a little bit after that we smelled the skunk so now we're like the dogs were inside thank god but like we smelled the skunk we smelled the spray or whatever they do I guess they can spray up to like 15 feet so we're like oh shit the skunk's back so this is clearly like not this skunk lives here it lives in our canyon and it's this is home to our neighborhood skunk so we notice at a certain

time of day around dusk is when the skunk comes out and that's when the skunk sprays and that's when we smell it and so I haven't really looked up like a skunk how to like get rid of a skunk um back in back on the farm back where I grew up you just shoot it you get out you get your you get a raffle out you get a shotgun you just take care of business but uh unfortunately here in the city people don't want to kill things anyways they're like how do I get rid of the skunk without killing it I don't want to kill it it's it's kind of cute it's got a really bushy tail. Um, but it's sketchy if they get sprayed, the dogs. Um, I don't know if it's deadly or skunks. How to get rid of a skunk. There's like pest control. How do you get rid of a skunk

without getting sprayed though? Rid of a skunk. Pest control technician, San Diego. this company's called we do creepy termite control the best way to get rid of a skunk is to trap it and remove it but anyway so I was saying how this skunk comes out around dusk and so every time Corey usually comes home from work and around that time it's like 5 36 ish and you know I'm probably maybe I'm starting to make dinner or I'm working still I don't know but at that time of the day maybe I just took the dogs on a walk and I just got home but I'm letting them run out in the backyard and always like this time of day is like when we do it and so what we've noticed like okay this is when the skunk comes right and so we've had super sketchy moments where like we hear

rustling in the bushes and the dogs are out in the yard and then we like see the skunk and then we smell the skunk and we're like move move move go inside go inside move like scream at dogs go go go go they have they have these like they have like a fucking 30 degree angle of stairs to climb we have the steepest slope in our in our backyard on our staircase um it's not that steep but it's a lot of stairs and you see louis just booking it for his life they have no clue why but um that smell is so strong and you're just like oh fuck oh fuck get the dogs in get the dogs in shut the window shut because it will like permeate the house so that's our current like fun little life update at the house um maybe we'll maybe we'll call this segment the canyon chronicles

god i've been fucking up these sound effects today i've been fucking up these today um i guess you can line your yard with coyote urine moth balls other forms of urine ammonia soaked cotton balls i don't know um yeah it's just like eliminate foods food sources clean up your yard try motion sensor lights consider we need a what's it called a mini gun something oh my god you know those guns that like track movement and they just shoot at whatever is moving like um oh it says to don't use mothballs or ammonia martha stewart how to keep skunks away from your yard

these adorable animals may not be welcome visitors if you have pets around get expert tips for keeping skunks out of your yard they kind of are cute um how do you know if you have skunks do you smell them probably and uh but he's huge he is huge it's like you and he walks around the canyon like we have like you can see him clearly because he's black and white and does he have friends like I'm trying to understand like what is this skunk's I want to know more about this skunk's lifestyle like I'm sure it like sleeps in a little it like burrows probably somewhere or like has a little

den thing but does it have friends like does it have do skunks travel in packs do skunks live alone okay here we go skunks are crepe you crepuscular crepuscular crepuscular skunks are crepuscular and solitary animals when not breeding however in the colder parts of their range, they may gather in communal dens for warmth. Skunks dig burrows to use for shelter during the day. How many skunks usually live together? Oh, fuck. Six to 20 skunks might share a den with one male at a time. Yeah. I guess they stay together during the winter. I don't know where this thing came from. It's just odd because it's not like we live out in the middle of

nowhere you know like we kind of have like um here's reddit neighbor has skunks won't do anything about it I love reddit you guys I love reddit I just like reading random stuff this is what I learned from my birth chart oh my god so I'm a one of the reasons why I'm such a curious cat and I love information and learning and whatever the fuck I do here. Um, whatever the fuck I do here is. I don't know. I want to do that. Um, I think it's because my Jupiter's in Scorpio. You love to dig deep beneath the surface appearances, beneath surface appearances in order to find out what is really happening. A persistent researcher. You're very interested in the psychology of any situation. You tend to be overwhelmed by the complexity.

um this isn't what i thought oh yeah yeah i think it's because my jupiter is in scorpio an important element of your life will be thinking beyond the surface appearance of a situation to understand what is really happening you love mysteries and by solving the mysteries you will develop a greater understanding of life sometimes this placement indicates an interest in the supernatural you are not satisfied with appearances at any level which means you should be a good researcher if your mind is at all scientific you have a great interest in people's psychology makeup psychological makeup that is so me which you express now as intuitive insights which is so true the only problem here is that you may sometimes be reluctant to share your

insights with others for two reasons this one hit home first of all you have trouble communicating what you know that totally touches on what I've talked about here um or that speaks to here I am tripping at my words um when I was younger how I felt like every time I opened my mouth people would make fun of me or they wouldn't get what I was trying to say so that really fucked with my confidence when I speak um so first of all you have trouble communicating what you know later on you may later on you may be reluctant to discuss these matters because you know how difficult it is for others to understand them even when expressed clearly so I don't know I just read that and I was like wait so there are so many situations and we'll get back to the skunk

I guess or we'll talk about Drake and Kendrick but I really need to get my nails done so I need to shut the fuck up and go and end the episode it's got to be short today I can't sit here for two hours. Love you, but can't sit here for two hours. Like we did like the last three weeks. So yeah, I feel like, um, there are so many situations where I'm like, this makes crystal clear sense in my head. I am articulating it exactly how I see it. I'm using examples, descriptors, adjectives, adverbs, whatever. I'm clearly explaining this. And the other person I'm talking to is like huh what I don't get it and I don't know if it's because I'm talking to people that suck at listening or like their selective hearing or whatever but it's frustrating because

I'm like how the fuck I feel crazy I'm like wait I'm saying you know what it might be oh my god did I just unlock something about myself because I have such a creative brain and picturesque imagination. Maybe while I'm talking, I'm seeing, I'm painting the picture of my brain. So it makes sense as I'm talking. But if you're someone who doesn't do that and you're listening to me, you're like, hold up, like what? You know? But in my head, I'm like, if you just draw the picture with me, like you would get it, you know? So there's like a lot going on, going on upstairs my brain which is a blessing and a curse and it's great for like content and talking and podcasting but goddamn um you all know that the reason the way I the number one no fuck the number one way

I healed myself though from being a prisoner to my mind is to train myself to stop thinking and to to cut the introspective valve off or whatever so like stop self-analyzing all the time like stop searching for what's wrong with you and like stop thinking things are wrong with you like just shut that part of your brain off and then and just tell yourself and go the opposite way and just be like you're the best you're great you're amazing you have nothing to worry about you're perfect you are blah blah whatever and focus on like positive things instead of what's wrong with you and that's that was like year one of this podcast so anyways um the skunk

um how do we know i guess we have to call wildlife removal service okay here's what here's what we this is what we're going to end with so we've been why is logan paul clapping back at george janko here i just saw this tiktok wait he's making these clap back like green screen videos of him talking about like the prime lawsuit thing with the pfas found in prime he like he's like actually this isn't true because and then this one's about george saying he wasn't compensated or he spent 10 grand an episode

on impulsive and then logan's like actually he didn't and this is our this is what happened um fact check oh yeah he's doing like fact checks here should i just play this because um see like what are you saying i had to start my own show because we're not making money on the show and i'm gonna make you made money on the show i can show you my books i was spending 10 g's a month being on the show all right let's talk about this obviously i wasn't on the podcast to represent myself so i'd like to clarify a few things that were said as well as having his own credit card all expenses related to the show were paid for including all travel and lodging obviously george's total reimbursement came out to 20 000 317 cents i'd love to see any books that

show otherwise spending 120 000 a year to be on a show is a little confusing this is a guy who's sending a screenshot of 11 million dollars a week that he's making this statement is so crazy that it's almost laughable that would mean i'm making 572 million dollars a year i'm nowhere near that what happened was prime had a very successful month i think we did like 60 to 70 million and i sent it to our group chat because i was proud of the business i was stoked to show the boys and think george maybe misinterpreted that as like my personal income the show hit rock bottom and we weren't getting paid i was getting paid five thousand dollars a month but you did make a sizable amount of money on the show and by the way always grateful i was always going like that yeah

i don't like to talk about money i know he doesn't want to talk money i know he believes it out but george made 317 000 in the 15 months that he got paid for on impulses the work requirements consisted of about three days a month uh three hours each day traveling the world networking and meeting some of the coolest people ever it comes out to about two thousand three hundred dollars per hour and he also had 10 equity of the entire show not you not caleb not kevin not dylan nobody called me when i got fired george did not get fired he quit i'll touch on that in a second but after he quit i called him frequently i reached out i wanted to reconcile the friendship i invited him to my birthday party and wrestlemania and even my ranch a few weeks later he chose not

to come he also unfollowed all the people he mentioned on instagram which is maybe why they didn't call him i don't know i can't speak for them but he still does not follow them to this and then on my birthday you guys shot three episodes so i couldn't show up the two episodes he's talking about not three were shot four days after george's birthday his birthday is on january 3rd we shot those episodes on january 7th we were already in vegas signing the ufc to prime and as we do want to capitalize on the location and our use of time and energy and the guests in that city george didn't come to work because he wanted to spend time shut the fuck i'm like just shut up you know like i don't know it's like a it's an angle on the internet to do these like exposure fact

check clap back videos like i get it it's good content it's interesting and um he did show george's pay stubs 317 370,015 months not bad um not like he was making just 5g's a month the whole time the oops oh shit um do do we want to get into the kendrick beef explanation kendrick and drake beef explanation so we can all like end on a educational note here together like i don't like to talk about things i don't know about right like i always say that and this is one of those things where i'm not even going to try to touch on it or say anything because like all you know is this I listen to Drake and I listen to Kendrick and I don't know shit about fuck between the two of them like I don't know the backstory of their lives I don't

know like I'm learning through watching these beef breakdown videos but it's kind of one of those things where I'm like they both make great music I'm bopping my head to Drake I'm bopping my head to Kendrick I'm a little more confused when I hear Kendrick songs because it's like you gotta listen to it 30 times to like really understand what's happening because it's like any has a more artistic style or whatever like more it's more I guess the whole beef is like because it's rap so it's all about like who's on top who's the who's the best and I guess back in 2011 j cole said on a verse in what song was that first person shooter is that the recent song first person shooter i think that was a recent song i forget

yeah yeah it was first person shooter um when was that song out or when did that song come out anyways j cole was like um uh he claimed that him jay cole so himself drake and kendrick were like the big three and i guess like in a league of their own and then kendrick's like now i'm on top i'm it's only me i'm i'm the one on top so i don't know how that's beef it's just like but there's more to it obviously um all these videos i saved are like 10 minutes i don't want to put that i don't want to put you through it i honestly want to play this tiktok call cory and call it a day by the way funniest take i saw on jokic i forget if this is this is dan

Soder who's that comedian guy I always like his stuff he's on um what what podcast was that it was so funny anyways I think god damn it I forget who said it but he basically was like Jokic looks like because we're watching the NBA finals um he basically was like Jokic looks like dad playing in the pool with his kids when he plays basketball and I just thought that was so funny is that Dan Soder Dan Soder Dan comedian names get like blurry for me sometimes because they're all like yeah I think it was Dan Soder yeah it was funny as fuck um okay I'm gonna play this TikTok it's really dumb and then I'm gonna call Corey and ask him the same question and I'm hoping it's a good time to call cory right now i don't think he's in any meetings um

do we want to go over a drake beef video this guy does such a good job meet aubrey graham see aubrey had a problem everyone hated him and it's so much can't do it i just don't care sorry if you wanted the drake and kendrick beef explained And there's just like timelines and there's songs and there's accusations and I guess people are interested in this or like they're really like because of Drake could be connected to Epstein and Drake's a pedophile, Drake's slimy and he did this. And then I guess the Kendrick stuff is like he beats his wife and he's 5'5". that's what i've taken away from this whole thing that's like what i oh my god literally

my zodiac thing the other thing i read was like and i say this on my podcast all the time um it's like because my mercury's in gemini so it says you must have fax information what you want to what you want is to know you are good at languages and math and love to read not true with math study to travel and talk to new people about what you think however because you have such a variety of interests your grasp of knowledge tends to be very superficial fuck all that's that's that's called social media brain rot uh phone addiction you're just like I've said this like 37 times on the show but like the only way to truly overcome that that like nap brain that fly pea brain no attention span just scrolling clicking bouncing around apps

uh lifestyle because it's like a lifestyle it's like a daily lifestyle choice or habit is to you're gonna have to it's almost like you need a fuck it's like an addiction like smoking or like when I was addicted to the vaping like you have to have a coming to Jesus moment where you're like I'm not doing this I am blocking my I'm deleting these apps or I am I don't know what you got to do but it has to be like a moment where you're like I'm fucking doing this and you have to care enough to do it where I'm just not I don't think I'm ever oh fuck here's the I don't think I'm ever I can't say ever maybe when I have like six kids and I'm like busy as fuck I won't have any time to look down on my phone at all but for what I do like half the job

is or not half the job but a lot of my research comes from social media and so it's like you kind of have to be scrolling and looking on social media for shit so probably could have wowed you today if I did a little more research on the Kendrick and Drake people do you even care do you even care are you more interested in how I get my jawline snatched for an event because like that's what I want to talk about to be honest because I can I know all about that I don't know all about I don't know the whole rap industry and like how people hate each other like it's not that kind of podcast but I do I do want to play this and we'll call Corey and then we'll call it an episode um I want to ask the resident hot girls

who have been in the hot girl club longer than i have when a guy asks you if he can bring something when he's coming over is it appropriate to ask for frozen lasagna and dryer sheets there's not some weird shit um i just thought i'd save a grocery trip i haven't had lasagna in a while and i don't have any dryer sheets so is it a he said if he can bring anything over can i ask for lasagna i don't know how to do this shit man fuck can i ask for lasagna i love how she said that so we're gonna call cory and ask for lasagna and dryer sheets as a fun end of the episode uh segment and uh he will be aware that he's on the cast but will that make him change how he's gonna react should i play kitten with him he always don't play he's like don't play

kitten don't play coy he'll be like hi what's up and i'll be like hi what's up he'll be like are you still podcasting with i'll be like no you know and then he's gonna be like yeah you are And then I'm going to ask him the question. He's going to give me some jackass response because he knows he's being recorded. But like, I want to know, I'm going to say, Hey, do you mind? I'm going to be like, Hey, Corey, do you mind bringing home? Um, on the, on the way home from work, can you bring home a frozen lasagna and dryer sheets? Can you pick that up from the store? I bet you he'll say yes. And if he, if he gives me any flack, then kidding. here we go everybody loves when I call them on the show so that's why I'm doing this by the way hi honey what's going on?

just calling to say hi are you on the cast? no oh okay how you doing? good I just I wanted to call you and ask you something are you on your computer yeah okay uh i just heard a click no i just want i was just calling to see if you could bring home on like on your way home from work do you mind bringing home

a frozen lasagna and some dryer sheets okay sure okay um maybe all right yeah okay you're sounding weird i'm not being am i being weird no i just want to know like does that sound good like just bring home a frozen lasagna and dryer sheets sure if that's what you'd like please kind sir okay maybe a bottle of red okay you want pasta tonight pasta honey surprise you're on the cast i knew it i knew it i'll send you the tiktok i just played this cute girl was asked to sound different i knew it no i'll send you the tiktok this cute girl was like she's new to being a hot girl and she wanted to know when a guy asks you when you

go on a date what they should bring over she's like is it appropriate that i ask them to bring a frozen lasagna and dryer sheets to savor a trip from the grocery store it's really cute I'll send it to you that's funny so you don't want that then I can stand down well we don't have dryer sheets we have dryer balls because I don't like those chemicals and I do like frozen lasagna but I have to look hot for this weekend so I shouldn't be eating lasagna sounds good honey keep crushing it make that content are you do you have anything to say or any um what's the episode on today what am i what did i talk about yep how to look snatched before an event uh sauna sauna sauna those should be the three words of the title sauna sauna sauna

sauna sauna um we talked about biden and trump debating oh that'll be fun rory's divorce and i couldn't make sure that anyone at the pj championship does not bring up his personal life of course he was in the media room but they were talking about his golf but nothing about his personal life and he just looked down but i'm like yeah i get it he literally just did it it's like super fresh but he's probably been like they've been probably thinking about it i don't know probably seems amicable it's not like a big scandal thing or maybe i don't know i don't i don't know we'll find out yeah um we talked about justin beaver and hayley's pregnancy oh good um her pregnancy craving at the moment oh we talked

about the skunk i told them all about the skunk so we need a minigun honey we need a minigun i need a little dv gun but i learned that skunks burrow when they sleep so it probably has a little hole somewhere and they can live up they can live with up to 20 other skunks really but i think they only do that in the winter when it's cold i don't know so okay well i gotta get back to it i love you good luck i love you too this is a shorter episode by the way huh this is a very short episode by the way oh good yeah all right i love you woman's health love you okay i love you women's health it's funny all my top performing clips on social media

um are always me talking about women's topics like women's yeah women's health wellness dating advice girly stuff like diet fitness beauty skincare make all that stuff and it's like I have to consciously think about bringing up those topics when I do this because I'm like I just want to talk about skunks and fucking I don't know but I also talked about like today I did tell you all about my like wellness routine and not even wellness it's like death routine uh it's like going to war with your body for a week and your body and mind before you have to get ready for an event. How do Victoria's secret angels get ready for the runway? Should I Google that? I don't know. I have all of the tips and tricks on how to overcome

body stuff, diet stuff. And you know, I have so many episodes of me deep diving into it. Like I just, I can kind of, I can be lighthearted now because I'm way on the other side and it's something I kind of look back at and I just go oh like damn I I get like sad for her and I just want to like give her a big hug because I feel like I a lot of my life I'm so happy I'm like turning 30 I'm like thank god I figured all this shit out that's why I can't recommend like therapy podcasting talking it out enough like building a community around people that support you and will let you be yourself and speak your mind and say like get pour yourself out there you know or without feeling shame or like bad about being vulnerable like that's so important and it's

easier said than done obviously and you also have to be at a place where you want to personally overcome these challenges you have with yourself but um yeah it's just crazy to like look back and think like I struggled for so long in my life like I feel like it's just crazy I was so in my head for most of my life and just so I don't know like I think the worst thing ever is not feeling for me personally as a woman in this social media world this modern dating world this you don't have to participate don't get me wrong you don't have to post a selfie you don't have to post a bikini pic. You don't have to put yourself on the internet. You don't have to do any of this shit. But I feel like I struggled so much because of social media and the pressures

of society as being a woman and you're dating years and like maintaining your appearance and do all these things and acting right and whatever, having it all together. And I think the worst thing for me the thing that sucked my soul the most was just not like having like confidence like not having confidence and and feeling and it ebbed and flowed I talk about it as if it was like zero percent the whole time it definitely ebbed and flowed I had like highs and I had my highs where I was like feeling myself and then I had like really low lows and I don't know like there's nothing worse than just like walking around the world and just being like I hate myself I don't I'm not nobody likes me I'm a loser I don't have any friends I have I'm not cool like

I'm embarrassing when I talk when I you know my family hates me I don't think they ever hated me but I I don't know like we had our I've never talked about it here it's one of the subjects I like don't, I don't want to air out my family's dirty laundry, but I've had some really challenging times with my family members. Um, certain ones, I won't say specifics, but, um, yeah. So you just need an outlet. That's a thing. You need an outlet, something to, and I'm always trying to be like, okay. Cause you know, as a content creator, it's like, who are you talking to? Who's your audience? And I know like human struggles are, we all have very similar struggles in life. Like I'm looking at my wall over here, like

love, death, war, adversity, survival, self-discovery, sacrifice, coming of age, facing evil, triumph, doubt, hypocrisy, greed, escapism, beating the odds, hero's journey, sin, courage, regret, starting over, class struggles, loneliness, power and corruption, human versus tech revenge blah blah blah so I'm always in the back of my mind I'm like I know like at the end of the day and I always see this when I follow people I'm like yeah we're all the same everyone's got a similar like might you might be living a completely different life but we all have similar struggles and um sometimes I sit here and I go like am I first of all I would see. I end a lot of episodes going like, damn, you sound like, you sound like,

like in the grand scheme of things, I can't, I shouldn't, I can't, I have it so good, you know? And I try to address that. I try to say like, Hey, yeah, like I know I'm blessed and I know, but the thing is about life is like your struggles or your struggles or whatever and it's it's all um relative if that makes sense like just like money is relative everything's like relative and um pain is pain no matter like who you are and how much you have it still feels painful or still you feel still feel sadness and it might be more extreme for someone else but when they've never experienced a level of happiness you've experienced like it it's gonna feel different for everyone so sometimes when I'm taught when I talk I'm like am I just like spitballing about

nothing here because these struggles I'm explaining that I went through are like so nothing but I lived in a prison of my mind for so many years and now I think I'll end the episode because I have to pee so bad oh shit um I drank so much water today um like early in the morning and anyways did I lose my train of thought oh no what I was saying now is I overcame all my mental health stuff or like the majority of it it never goes away 100 but I figured a lot of that out and I healed myself and I worked on myself most of my mid to late twenties. And now that life is getting more busy and I'm, it's crazy. Cause it's like, it's like, bitch, you just lost your job or you

just got fired. And now, and all you do is sit at home and podcasts and like, how hard is it? It's like, I, and I said this last week, I feel like I'm working more now than I ever have, but I feel like, I just, there's like so much always going on. Like my to-do list, obviously like you is probably never ending, but I feel like my struggle now is feeling like overwhelmed by how much stuff I have to constantly like get done and get out and post and do and keep up with and emails and like, uh, everyone has this, right. But it's a different kind of like chaos in my brain than me just living alone in my apartment being a depressed piece of shit shouldn't call myself that depressed mental mess and like yeah working a job but like literally for a long time in my

20s it was just me myself and I and my little job and my depression and that's easy to like maintain and it's easy to like be I guess maybe that phase of my life enabled me to be very lazy or I enable I it it trained my body and brain to be I'm not calling myself lazy now because I'm really not it's like I had a I feel like the thing I always tell my therapist I feel like I have this like low capacity mental capacity to do everything and be like because you see these like women and entrepreneurs with multiple businesses and like three kids and they're working and they're doing this and they're speaking on stages and they're traveling the world it's like it's like how do you do it all and obviously they have their stories on how they get it done and their processes but

I'm just not I feel like you have to learn how to like you have to accept who you are and what you're good at and focus on your strengths and not be like oh I'm not like this person don't compare yourself but um I have to be very intentional every day about like what I decide to get done on my to-do list because if I over fill my plate, it's just a train wreck. Like I can't, I'm so like, I can do this and I can do that and I'll kill it at those two things. And then everything else I'll do the best I can, but I'm fucking tired. I shouldn't be tired at this age. Am I, are my hormones in check? Should I go see my doctor? Probably. Um, I guess it's just like stuff it's like little things just little random things constantly that you have to keep

up with as an adult and um again I wish I had a glam team and an assistant because that's the dream I think that's what I'm like working towards a glam team and an assistant I just want someone to schedule me for things do everything for me all my like bookwork stuff just take care of me and I'll just you know stay hot that's a dream no I'm kidding but another thing I thought about so like that era of my like life in my 20s of being depressed and like having no friends hobbies um really I wasn't any I wasn't in any relationships like I said how like that I was it was I could get away with being like lazy and not doing anything where what am i saying oh my god i just had a great thought and then i

fucking went away i don't know where now i'm like totally lost my train of thought fuck i gotta stop i gotta shut up yeah I wonder and this is what Corey said he's like well maybe you're I don't know because I work from home like it like if you're if you switched up your environment maybe it would like revive your I don't know I really don't have any problems to to be honest like I said I worked until 8 p.m last night I would never do that before like I well I worked had a job but it was so hard for me to like work my corporate job until 5 and then like do podcast stuff till like 8 9 10 p.m like it was I was very like I can't do it all where now I literally worked all day

yesterday on my show all fucking day until 8 p.m and I looked at court I'm like oh my god it's already 8 like I I can't I'm being like hard on myself but um what I was trying to say is this my tip is to be like how does how about how does the episodes always end up being like this where I'm just like diary of the mouth talk I'm like going in deep about tips about how to be a person and get shit done and be how to like love yourself and all that stuff but it's a good reminder like I guess and my therapist always says this like except don't should yourself if that makes sense that everyone hears that like don't should yourself just within your own you know yourself better than anyone okay now within what you know about yourself

have personal standards set where for someone else that might be super fucking lazy for them that might be like damn I didn't do they to them you know they're like shit that's all I have to do today but for you that might be a lot or that might be like that might be a 10 out of 10 day but be realistic or be honest with yourself about that because it's better to make forward progress, even if it's 1% a day, then overfilling your plate, shooting for the stars and getting paralyzed by your to-do list and not doing anything at all. So be on, and that's what I've had to learn to do because, and I think the reason why I used to suck at achieving my goals and I would just like start something and I wouldn't finish it. And I got, and it like,

you know, was this pattern where I'd get excited and then I would fail. And then I like that ruined my self-esteem and I just didn't think I was good at anything um what I'm saying is I think that's what we all do because we compare ourselves to other people that are like doing it all and they have like these multiple businesses or whatever they're you know this influencer with 52 brand deals a day and it's like they're posting on their story and their youtube channel and they're like traveling the world and they're going to these events and they're at Coachella and they're in New York and they're walking on fashion week and whatever. Like we see other people living a life and we're like, okay, like that's the bar. Like that's what's possible

because someone else out there is doing it. And like, that might not be real. My mom always says, says this, like stay in your lane and just like own it and be like, because you'll make progress within your own lane and that will get you to the next level. That's what I've learned through my podcasting journey is like baby steps still are, you're still making progress and just like, get like really good at that where you're like week over week, you're making baby improvements. And I'm just all about that. Cause I do everything for the long game. Like everything about me is like, I'm a turtle. I'm going to win the race, but I'm going to win it in a long time. It's not going to happen overnight. And I'm not, I'm not trying to because quality of life is number one

for me and I'm willing to sacrifice here and there and to wake up early stay up late and do these you know extra things outside of my normal capacity in order to get ahead a little bit but at the end of the day I want to be I want sustainability I want consistency I want um I want to be I don't want to be stressed out all the time and freaking out because I want to be able to show up in my relationships as a positive healthy person I want to and you know I don't want to be in a whiny crabby wife you know like who's stressed out because I have so much on my plate it's like no so yeah I think that it's like exciting to look at the horizon you're like looking out at the distance you're like this is the plan it's gonna happen it's in

place it's just a matter of taking baby steps and then you decide which I think Ray Dalio I read his book what's it called principles or like one of his principles or something that I think he talks about a lot is like the steps you take like make sure you're getting the most this is like the gist of it like bang for your buck like the moves you make make sure it's they're gonna get you the distance forward. So in my case, it'd be like me hiring a team, fully hiring a team to do all of my podcast production, marketing, social media, everything. So that way I could get better at being a podcast host and do more on, or I could get on other people's shows and cross-pollinate audiences. So my show would grow, would blow up and grow more than me just doing everything

because I'd hire it out and I think yeah delegating hiring out you get the whole fucking thing it's like business tips 101 but I think that's it I am gonna end it here I am officially ending the episode thank you so much for hanging out today uh we talked about this is what we covered we talked about how I get snatched for an event how hot girls get snatched um um I identify as a hot girl but I'm super honest about it like there's a lot of smoke and mirrors no one just like rolls out of bed and looks perfect like yeah I guess some people do but you know what I mean like there's effort going into it like there's not it's not just like yeah bedhead and I'm hot it's like no you gotta do stuff so we talked about how to look and feel

your best for an event no matter who you are it was very specific about it's not like it's this goes for anyone um we talked about my never-ending list no my things I have to get done before Vegas the wedding stuff uh my anniversary tomorrow planning for that we talked about Justin and Haley's pregnancy Rory McElroy's divorce with his wife that he filed this week the Biden and Trump debates happening in June June 27th and September 10th so that's because I brought that up because I feel like for the longest time it was like they're not going to do it and I was like what the fuck you they have to debate they have to debate and so now it's like official um we mentioned or we talked about the skunk we called Corey and asked him if he would

buy me a lasagna and dryer sheets and we yeah that's kind of the vibe of the there's the episode you know what I did I'll let I'll let you know one thing so um I finally bought an external hard drive it's been like three years as a content creator and I finally got one um I know that sounds crazy but I'm so excited about it because I don't know it's five terabytes I guess that's like 600 hours of video so sweet all right that's it thanks for hanging out thanks for being here please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now I'm on apple spotify google podcast stitcher breaker overcast wherever you listen to podcasts please hit that subscribe button and go follow me on or fuck go subscribe subscribe

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at Jacqueline Rowe, the Jacqueline Rowe show on TikTok. What else? I think that's it. Love you. Thanks for being here and I'll talk to you next week. Bye. And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back And now that I'm gone, yeah, I know there's no turning back I don't fucking take smoke, I'ma poke a hole through you, choking's overdue Come at me and you won't get any older, dude, crack your hole or two Heating up inside of me, blood so violently, thanks for trying me Now it's finally time to see how this rivalry becomes my dynasty

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