The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 404- Bezos Wedding, Liver King Crashout, and Everyone's Getting a Bob

Episode Date: June 28, 2025

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding in Venice drew major attention this week, not just for its A-list guest list and multi-day celebration, but for its surprisingly underwhelming decor. Despite the estimated $48 million price tag, the event featured a gray carpet and a design many described as lacking taste and personal style.Also in this episode: fitness influencer Brian “Liver King” Johnson was arrested in Austin after posting videos threatening Joe Rogan. The videos showed Johnson acting erratically while holding weapons and traveling to Texas in what authorities described as a “deliberate threat.” He was taken into custody and is undergoing a court-ordered mental health evaluation.We also discuss Meghan Markle’s interview with Jamie Kern Lima, founder of IT Cosmetics, which has gone viral for its overly polished and emotional tone. The episode explores the growing backlash to a particular style of self-help podcasting that many find insincere or overly curated.Plus, brief updates on:The hot air balloon crash in Brazil that left one person dead and several injuredThe DoorDash executive who died in a boating accident on Lake TahoeThe latest developments in the Diddy investigationSofia Richie's bob haircut influencing women to do the big chopREVIEW THE SHOW ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://open.spotify.com/show/4ijzUBunTIHgVmahB0ISEN BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KEEP IN TOUCH!INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe EMAIL THE SHOW!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MY MUSIC GUY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SPONSORSSpotify for Podcasters

Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. So last week we deep dove into the history of the Middle East for two hours and did a little side quest educational episode. You know, that was all good and well. Well, I learned a lot. I learned a lot, right? I'm sure you learned a lot. I'm sure you enjoyed that one. I know a lot of you did, you thanked me for it because you were like, finally, a podcast host or a person who can teach me about something simply that I don't understand, especially when it comes to the topic of conflict in the Middle East. Anyways, today we're going to be back on our regular scheduled programming. And instead of doing something educational, we're going to talk

about what it's like to have super wealthy friends um yeah we're gonna talk I should have been on I should be in Cabo right now on an all expenses paid for first class trip um I'll explain why that fell through and what happened with that but today instead of talking about war and corruption and yeah this fucking music I'm so sorry we're gonna be talking about what it's like to have wealthy friends and what that life is like and like super wealthy friends okay so that's part one part two is gonna be life updates as usual and then a teensy bit a teensy tiny bit of current events honestly that I could give two fucks about so we're gonna go over that really really really quickly and then we're gonna equally shit on men or shit on women first and

then we're gonna shit on men to balance it out so that's the episode I'm not not gonna explain what the shit talks about who I'm gonna be shit talking about um so yeah let's just get into it um you guys all I've been wanting lately I feel like I need music in the background I am okay we're wilting it's 12 27 p.m i think last week i recorded it at like 1 30 p.m we're wilting i what do i have on board i've got i just had two shots of espresso i have another one to pour in my cup here another double shot on ice we've got a sparkling water i just i got this because it it just reminds me of like i don't know it's like italian it's called a san pellegrino okay I'm boring I'm boring I'm bored okay we are drinking caffeine we have a sparkling water and a

diet dr pepper okay I grocery shop this week I got some fun new drinks that's what I was going to tell you this is a cute like Italian like perfect for summer San Pellegrino sparkling water cute we are powdering the face still with a five and one essence primer finish powder from wet and wild and then we're doing the old beauty from target lip gloss again I'm going to just quickly set the scene so i can get into this rhythm i feel off to be honest i feel off i'm tired of shit this is gonna be a chill episode um but it'll be fun so stay with me we're doing mac syrup uh ulta beauty from target lip gloss with the tingling um chemicals in it that last week were completely completely fucking up my blister on my lip that was the dumbest thing i

did i i've literally had this stupid blister because i didn't take care of it properly for over a week now and I've been making like makeup videos I've been like coming online I'm like here's my skincare and makeup and it's just like a full-on like off-center queen amidala slit bloody slit on my lip where like every time I utter a word it like opens up and bleeds more and then this entire past weekend Corey was making me die laughing and it had crusted over and I'm like I fucking cannot open my mouth because it's gonna not it's not gonna heal it's gonna start bleeding again. It's going to reopen reopen. And everything was fucked because of course he was making me laugh and see, I'm doing it right now. Like I could feel it. It's like, it's in the worst

spot. So I was, I posted about that. Okay. I'm getting in the rhythm. Do you see how that works? And then I'll do my plugs and then we'll be off to the races. I'll talk about Cabo, the rich friends thing, the whole situation that I'm not currently in right now. But, um, shit, what was the, what was I going to do? Um, lips. Oh, I was, I posted that every single June, I swear since like kindergarten, it's always June every single year of my life. I it's almost like, I'm like, are you fucking serious? Like, is this actually happening again? I get a stupid blister. It's not a cold sore. It's not, it's not like a rash. It's not what's the one I used to get this thing called, um, empathigo. Is that what it's called? You know, when you see kids and it's just like

all red around their mouth, I used to get that. That's, and I also had the perioral dermatitis that's complete, completely healed. So it wasn't that it's just like a stupid blister. So yeah, it popped up a couple of weeks ago. I didn't take care of it properly back to the lip gloss. I wore the tingling lip gloss all, all podcasts long talking about the middle East. I believe there was a peace deal or something I think the war is over I don't know like um they're not firing rockets at each other anymore Israel and Iran so sweet um I think it lasted what 12 days I read probably should do a little I mean if if we want to continue the conversation properly I should do a little, there's your recap. Okay. I believe peace was, uh, peace is peace. Peace be with

the countries of Iran. And I don't know, like they're not firing. Okay. They're not firing rockets. Um, okay. So beverages, we did that makeup. We did the topics. We let's do the plugs. so episode 404 we can do it it's like air 404 that's what i should name this episode because i'm fucking glitching out um a little bit stressed out i need to like not be stressed out right now did i take my l-theanine i did not take my l-theanine fuck okay please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now i'm right now i'm on apple spotify google podcast stitcher breaker overcast wherever you listen to podcasts please hit that subscribe button and review the show five stars while you're there.

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hundreds of millions of followers and um fans hi guys sprinkle sprinkle here's my podcast that's probably you know that's probably the smartest thing I could have or like the fastest that that the growth probably would have been the fastest but also my um reputation would have been tainted by that because I just don't know how you do that and not it just puts you in a box I just don't want to be in like I'm almost I'm kind of in a I'm not in a box I'm not in a box I'm a multi-faceted one what did I always say I'm a multi-faceted woman I can be many things and um anyways there are the plugs and if you want to support the show patreon.com slash tjms patreon.com slash tjms you know what

I'm talking about though like every time Corey and I have like two we'll be like out at a bar and we'll be two beers deep like I would say 50 50 percent 90 percent of the time we're in that situation one of us starts talking about like when are you dropping the only fans like when honey like come on like fucking retire us like we're both fucking working our asses off right now and it's just like Jacqueline you know you could just he's like you could just make like golf content on your only fans it doesn't have to be in it like a super provocative thing like you can make and I'm like honey that the money is not gonna be made that way okay it's gonna be made by um literally me selling my soul to the devil and bearing it all and I was actually curious

speaking of only fans I follow some creators and I was like what like what it what is it like I've never I literally subscribed to I think three girls like I did like the one month subscription and I was like okay one of them was way I was like pissed I was like oh come on like how like I subscribed like it's literally your Instagram like it's no different than what you post on Instagram I'm like a dude I'm fucking I'm a teenage boy whatever but I was like so curious so it was like you're paying the money and then you get like nothing okay you don't nothing's different than what they're posting on Instagram so I was like okay by the way I think I like read because I'm still like these after you subscribe and then unsubscribe because because I didn't do

it I didn't like keep subscribing you still get messages in your inbox if you log into your only fans account how are how are we talking about this right now and not my all all expenses paid for first class trip to Cabo that I'm not on right now that I wanted to storytell about because um yeah but anyways you still get the messages in the inbox they still and I feel like that's how they get people to come back and whatnot so I noticed that one creator I just talked about is like really ramping shit up um you know the money probably wasn't there initially so now she's okay so there's that and then the other chick was like oh it's way worse than I expected and I was out at a fucking party the other weekend and I was showing one of my guy friends

who I think he knows her and like actually knows like they yeah and he was like he's one of those guys that it like he's so pure you know and it's sweet he's so sweet and pure and like innocent but he's not you know like he's a grown-ass man but he was like it corrupted him he was just like like get that. Cause it was full on fucking porn. So, um, pretty much. Um, but anyways, yeah. How did I get on OnlyFans? How did we get on this topic? Um, how the, like actually how did we, um, yeah, that's, that's weird. Usually I remember how we got here. I don't. Um, okay. Let's bring ourselves back to home plate right here. Home base, we are going to talk about, um, just like what it's like to have, yeah, like really rich

friends. Like, okay. So here's my experience with being around the wealthy. Okay. Cause it really, it happened when I moved to San Diego seven years ago, all of a sudden I'm in this area where there's a lot of constant, concentrated wealth, success, people that are like really successful entrepreneurs. They're building businesses, selling businesses for hundreds of millions of billions of dollars. And it's just like this area where you see that a lot, you rub elbows with that a lot. And you know, where I grew up, it wasn't like it was, you would never see a fucking Range Rover, like maybe one in my, it's funny, my mom, I'm saying this, my mom drives a Range Rover. Hi mom. Um, in my hometown right now, but it wasn't like a Range Rover Rolls Royce

Lamborghini kind of place. Right. So like I moved to Southern California, I moved to San Diego and it's just like obvious that there's a lot of money here. Um, a lot of like probably new money, whatever, but it doesn't matter. It's money's money. Um, and anyway, so that was, and then I would like go to house parties and I'm like, I remember I went to this one house party and it was like a fucking castle you know it was um the type of house that has a horse stable a fucking full bowling alley with like 17 lanes and like an ice rink and a basketball court and 14 pools and there's like six houses on the property and it's fenced you know it's just like out there in Rancho Santa Fe and the rolling hills and it's gorgeous and oh they also have a vineyard you know it was

crazy. And I didn't grow up with that at all. Or I wasn't around that growing up, um, in Washington. Um, and for a lot of people here, it's just like normal. And that's just like who they hang out with. That's who their friends are. Okay. So in the background of my life, like the people I've met are, I would say in the background of my life and the forefront, and there were currently close friends with these people. A lot of people have a lot of fucking money here. So, um, including our friends. And so literally, okay, this is the story. Uh, fuck. I'm really, you guys, I'm like, so such a rookie right now. What me and that sound effect just were, I can't not, I don't know why. I just,

I really enjoy that sound effect. Okay. We're in the friend zone. If you're listening to this podcast, we're in the friend zone this is a safe space this is a girl this is a girl girly podcast we overshare we talk about bodily functions we talk about like you know the girl stuff I'm on my period and I feel like shit so um we're just gonna use that as an excuse I love being a woman and I love having that as an excuse. Okay. We're going to totally milk that all day long. So, um, cool. Um, okay. So Corey and I have been going out every single weekend for the past, like three months. It's probably only been two months, but it feels like every weekend for forever. It's always like a Saturday. It's always

a birthday party it's always a some sort of like like it's been a birthday what what did we do um we went to Yosemite birthday party there was a graduation party we just went to this horizon music festival in San Diego last weekend but every weekend is like we're going out we're going hard we're partying it's like super late nights lots of drinking and I'm in my era of like in my fucking we're still saying era by the way like that just slips out so naturally shout out Taylor Swift um she really did something with that eras to her it's hard not it's like the perfect word for describing what phase of life you're in but I'm in my era of like saying yes to everything more is more as far as going out socializing living my life to the fullest traveling all of

that like we're I'm trying to maximize that area of my life right now because obviously when the day comes when there's mini Jacqueline and Corey running around, like things are going to slow down. So that's just kind of what it is right now. So I've been just embracing it, enjoying it. Um, but you know, I'm not 21 anymore. I'm 30. So it takes a toll on the bod. I am not the type of person that's like, like if I go out to a birthday party and we're drinking, there's multiple locations it's a lot it's gonna be a lot of fun people that I'm friends with and I want to like I don't know like I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking party I'm gonna drink like whatever I'm not I can't just like go oh you know I'm gonna have two drinks and call it a night no it never happens

that way even if I set an intention like it never ends up being that way so or working out that way so anyways that's been the last few months like party party party going out going out going out um it's it feels like I'm in college again it's kind of fun but like that's another thing about San Diego a lot of people here have Peter Pan syndrome like people like never stop partying I mean it's such a great place for it right it's like always sunny it's gorgeous there's hot people everywhere I mean oh my god when I was at this music festival I was looking around and I'm like San Diego is so fucking hot like every chick every guy I'm like oh my god like it's just a sea of hot people like all the outfits the bods I was like oh my god it's summer in San Diego it's a

hot time um it's just like a good feeling to be around that I don't know it just feels it's I don't know it's like a nice it's it's like it's fun to look at hot people so like cool um but what was I saying anyway so I told Cora I'm literally like what's today? Thursday, June 26th. It's 1243, 1243 PM. I want to keep this brief. I want to keep this brief. This is going to be a quick podcast. I'm just putting that out there right now. It's going to be a chill, quick, but fun podcast. This will not be three hours or not. I don't know if we'll hit two hours. So I'm literally, it's on Sunday. I'm hung over shit. we went to the music festival it was like Corey's like let's just go for a couple songs like we'll

just see like Alesso and like go home and like I think the chain smokers came on and it's like the 10th time I've seen them and I was like okay like here like we're gonna fucking do this thing like I know how this is gonna go we say we're only going for a little bit and then which we did we didn't stay the we didn't start in the afternoon we started at like literally 8 30 p.m. which was already too late for me so we went from like 8 30 to like 11 30 which whatever but I woke up on Sunday hungover shit we got some breakfast food at um this like really popular breakfast place here and I'm just like hungover and annoyed I have so much to do so much to catch up on and I told him like hey next weekend like do we have any plans any parties like what's going on

Is anything happening? Like I'm like crossing my fingers. Like he says no. And cause I don't have any shit going on. Like I'm like ready to fucking have a health and wellness weekend. So um, he's like, no, no, let's just like work in the backyard and like go golfing and just lay low. And I'm like, yes, like absolutely. Like we need, and I told him, I'm like, I really need like a weekend off because in the next few weeks it's going to be wedding stuff for my sister's wedding I'm gonna be you know it's not gonna be that crazy actually it's just like a bridal shower and then a wedding but I'll be there for a week it's gonna probably have a lot of like you know celebratory cocktails and fun times like that so um it's so interesting because

let me just do a little reflection segment really quickly about this I I feel like I go in waves of a lot of different errors oh my god I can't do this episode we gotta end it we gotta fucking end it I go in waves of shit right and there was a period of time in my mid-20s where I dipped pretty low as far as going out socializing even drinking doing any kind of anything fun like that I consider that fun if you don't think that's fun I mean that's fine if you're sober if you're like I don't touch any drugs or alcohol I don't obviously legal drugs come on um you know this isn't the podcast for you okay but I like to have a good time I like to party like a cocktail whatever so there was a dip in my mid-20s this was like pandemic time and even when I like first moved

to San Diego I was like super orthorexic like not touching any processed food no alcohol like I would like barely do anything like that and that was I would say from like 23 to like 28 that seems like such a long time maybe like 27 I just had this dip where I went from college like going hard every weekend football games going out going out multiple times a week like the whole thing and then came to San Diego and it was very like health and wellness orthorexia like not drinking anything not partying not really going out a lot or I did I would go out with people but I would still like not I would literally like not drink like I was basically sober the entire time so I remember we'd have these like crazy late nights and I'd be like the only person

who's like not drinking and I just thought maybe my ego was like I'm just so like ahead of the times I'm you know I'd have like it was always this whenever I used to go out when I first moved to San Diego it was like too so funny we're talking about drinking and partying like what the fuck. Uh, you know, we will, we'll be talking about formula and bottles at some point. So just enjoy this or like, let's just get this out of our system on the show here. Um, we'll do like one last hurrah as I keep parting my dick. I'm pregnant. Okay. So it is what it is. But I remember I would always have like a two drink max, even if I was going out till 4am, like I would literally just like get two drinks and that was it so kind of weird um it's definitely not the case now but

so I had this lull and then now like the older I've gotten like married life married couple life we have a great social or a great friend group here that's super social loves to party and so ever since then it's been like a constant like going out doing things and I feel like that's most people a lot of people's lives like a lot that's just like a normal thing but for me I'm do my little reflection segment right now it's like I wasn't always this bitch like I was always like staying in not you know and we do that a lot don't get me wrong Corey and I are very like we chill a lot we stay in a lot of weekends like but recently I'm like I can't take it anymore I'm like I feel like my face is starting to look like shit like I'm eating like I I don't like

something's like sagging weird on my like jawline I don't like I don't know if that's alcohol related I don't know or lack of sleep but I need so I've been like on my green juice green smoothie kick all week trying to like okay so here's what happened okay I tell Corey I need a chill weekend we're at breakfast he's like awesome great wonderful let's do it let's clean up the backyard let's do housework stuff and go golfing and just like maybe go see a movie at the movie theaters like let's just let's just chill so I'm like amazing cannot wait okay so it's Tuesday okay this is what it's like to have really wealthy friends on a Tuesday afternoon when you're standing in the salad bag aisle looking at your Taylor Taylor what what's the the brand of salad

bags I like um Taylor Farms you're looking at the salad bag kits in the in the salad aisle and you're in the middle of a fight or flight or a freeze response you're in the middle of an adhd freeze response trying to trying to get out of that because you're so frozen over which which bagged salad to purchase for the week because you're feeling lazy and but you're the freeze response you're having is related to the ingredient list on the salad bags that you've been reading and you're trying to trying to decipher i whether or not um you really want to do that mixed salad bag with the toppings and the pre-made dressing and be lazy. Cause you really don't want to make salads from scratch this week. You just want to throw a bunch of like shit in a bowl and mix it

up. You're trying to calculate, okay, which bag is, which bag has the worst process oils and bullshit in it and emulsifiers, which one doesn't, are there any, like what you're like going through that process? And then you're like, am I going to just, should I just get the regular lettuce and chop it up this week. So you're in the middle of that. Okay. Mentally. And you're just frozen. Okay. All of a sudden your husband calls you, Corey calls me and he goes, Hey, do you feel like being spontaneous? Immediately? I get anxiety, a fucking, I'm already in a freeze response or I'm already in a free state, an ADHD free state. Okay. I get a phone call and he's like spontaneous. I start sweating. I'm fucking like my stomach drops. I

get anxiety I'm like oh fuck so at the time I knew he I knew he was driving towards Mexico to look at a property so I was thinking oh immediately my first thought was oh is he gonna swing by because it's on the on the way from his office and pick me up at the grocery store and take me with him to see the property so I'm immediately thinking that oh no okay so it's Tuesday right he goes hey what do you think about going to Cabo for the weekend first class all expenses paid it's like a $15,000 trip. We don't have to lift a finger. We're going to have drivers. As soon as we get there, everything's paid for golf, spa, sweet, like the whole thing. My fucking brain is just stressing. She says, we'll leave Thursday. We would leave Thursday.

Okay. So my brain is just immediately, I'm like, I'm just like, I'm a piece of shit if I say no, because how could I say no to this? Because like, of course this is a, this is a wonderful opportunity, your friend. So basically the situation, I guess he, he told me briefly, briefly on the phone is, um, someone in the group dipped and we would basically take their spot. So, you know, rich, rich people always have like the backup friends and ones that, and they wanted us to go with them so bad. They're like, we'll just take care of it. We'll make sure it's all good. You don't have to lift a finger. It's nothing for them. So yeah. So I guess we were gonna replace the people that I guess had the hotel room and the flight and everything we were

just gonna take their spot so I'm like I'm a piece of shit I have I have anxiety this is too soon I have one day to prepare I haven't put a podcast out this week I'm like in the middle of grocery shopping I'm like do I get the salad now like are we gonna be gone this weekend like what about the dogs like who's gonna watch the dogs and I'm like then I'm just like fuck the groceries I told him I told him like, he's like, why don't you just like, think about this for an hour and call me back or like, I'll just check in with you and figure out the accommodations and the logistics a little more so you have a better grasp on exactly what we're doing. So I'm just paralyzed even more. I'm just like, okay, so fuck the groceries. Like I'm not getting this salad.

We're going to Cabo this weekend. I need to immediately like start packing. I need to start thinking about like outfits um I gotta get all my toiletries together like do I need to go to Walgreens and pick up a travel size shampoo like I'm like what about the dogs and I'm like hopefully our house cleaner can watch them because she is a she watches dogs too and I'm like do I call her right now like because we need to get this ball moving because we leave we have one it's Tuesday afternoon we have one day to prepare for this trip to Cabo so within 10 minutes I just text him like fuck it, let's go. Like, I mean, I'm just like, I have to say yes. Like I just said, fuck it, let's go. And then I started getting excited. Then the butterflies, the,

the anxiety, bad gut feeling turned into butterflies and giddiness and joy. And I was at Vons. I was getting, um, the bag salads and some, you know, like I got the beverages here, the Pellegrino and the Diet Dr. Pepper and the energy drinks for the week of workouts. And I was like, you know, and then I was like, you know what? I'm going to go to, I'm going to go get some snacks for the plane at Trader Joe's. You guys, I'm like so excited, right? I'm like, fuck yeah. Like, let's go. Um, and, but then like a couple, like it's, it was oscillating between giddiness joy and then like anxiety because I'm like but the podcast but the dogs like what are we gonna do I was just like you know um and then I was like no you're spontaneous you're saying yes

to everything this will be a super fun trip we love these people it'll be such a great time um you'll go golfing it'll be gorgeous you'll be at the spa you'll be at the pool you'll take some cute pics you'll be in a bikini and it'll be gorgeous and the weather's amazing and it's summertime and everyone's in Europe right now and you're at home podcasting with your dogs all day like you know you're watching people's beautiful European Euro summer trips and you're like I didn't get that this summer so maybe this will replace that and it's also my birthday in two weeks and then I was like fuck we're going out for the 4th of July and then oh my god we're having so so it'd be like Cabo this weekend you know party party party because that's the kind of

crew we're going with there's like fucking billionaires on this trip and then next weekend it's the 4th of July and then we just got invited to an after after party one of our good friends is having and we're probably going to go to that and then the next weekend weekend I go to the bridal shower so I'm just like calculating I literally don't have a chill weekend all of July so um yeah that's what it's like so it's Tuesday afternoon um I just you know I'm I tell Corey fuck it let's go and I go I go to Trader Joe's I get he told me he called me in Trader Joe's he's like why don't you just stock up because the food will be fine for and I'm like it's too much like I gotta I gotta keep my head on straight right now I need to think I I can't I can't think of

multiple things at once I can't think about stocking the house for the upcoming week when we get back from our Cabo trip and packing for Cabo and everything for Cabo like as soon as I know I'm going on a trip and I have one day to prepare any tasks I do up until then are for that trip everything else goes out the window and I was actually preparing to record a podcast you know this episode was supposed to be me coming on the show today saying like hey it's gonna be a quick one I'm going to Cabo flight leaves in 30 minutes you know that type of thing but um long story short um I'm not even mad about it I'm actually really relieved because we're gonna clean the backyard up and chill this weekend and just golf and like do nothing um really nice people older

parents of the couple that invited us are going to take our place they're going instead so that's that's what happened it doesn't it's fine like we were grateful for the opportunity we're a little bit bummed but also relieved because it would have been a lot and um we were just in Cabo last what was it December I've seen Cabo now I've been there it wasn't this wasn't going to be my first time but um yeah I think we're going to stay at the Hilton there Los Cabos the Hilton Los Cabos but anyways I was wondering I was like wait I bet they asked the parents and then they asked us and they're going to see like who said yes and then we both said yes and then they had to go with the parents because they of course but then but then they

don't I don't know I was just I was just making up scenarios in my head but then I was like no why are you even trying to think like think like that you don't really want to go do you you want to drink green juice green juice and smoothies all weekend and take care of your body because it's been hung over shit all spring from all these outings so yeah that's what it's like I mean it's fun like you never you the spontaneity of people with money it's like they can just be spontaneous like that you know what I mean and then they rope you into it and you're like fuck yeah it's like of course I'm going along it's so fun um just to have people in your life like that where it's not even a big deal to them and to you it's like oh my god I mean

Corey and I do well don't get me wrong like it's a different level with some of our friends it's like private jets everywhere, like drivers, the whole thing. I feel like with that kind of, with those kinds of accommodations where it's skipping the line stuff, you're going private, you're, you don't have to Uber anywhere because you have a driver, like, you know, that piece of it is a really nice luxury to have, I will say. But I don't fuck with small planes. So I was going to, I think, I want to say we were going to fly, I don't think I asked

about the plane but um yeah I don't like the small planes let me just say that and I just saw a flight to Charlotte I believe I think they're just reporting on every does my makeup look okay I feel like I look really I overdid the blush today oh my god hold on I'm like really insecure about my my hair it's tucked behind me guys my hair is like not doing well at the moment um I'm so dramatic I just need a good haircut and I keep putting it off because I'm like no I want to grow my hair out long and then it's just splitting off everywhere so um but anyways I think they're just reporting on anything negative that happens with planes at this point because I just saw a clip that a flight I think from Vegas to North Carolina

had to emergency land because the engine was sparking. And a bunch of people in the comments were like, oh, compression issue or compressor failure, compressor something. Like a lot of people know what that is. So I'm like, is that just a regular thing? Like sometimes the engine sparks and they have to land it. Cause I'm trying to decipher, obviously when the planes crash and like the one in India or air India, excuse me, you know, when 250 people die, you know, obviously like there's that. And then there's like minor issues where planes and obviously they report on that. And then there's like the other reports where little things happen and you're like, okay, well, is that an everyday thing? Or is that,

is this a pattern with all, you know, it doesn't matter. Moving on. Um, stay safe out there in the sky for traveling this year. Um, okay. So we're going to life update. We're going to have a chill weekend. We won't be in Cabo. Um, I just want to give you a little like glimpse of that life. If you, I dunno, I'm sure you have, like, I'm sure everyone out there has that, that one really wealthy friend or family, or they know someone like that. And, um, when you're close with multiple people like that it's just like a non-stop fun thing it's so fucking fun and um honestly very grateful for it money just makes things more I don't know like more fun it really it makes you can do more you can I don't know it's just like so all right so uh life updates I really

don't have too many here um took a spin class again still on my spin class kick um it's so funny because the instructor, um, you know, when you meet someone and I, this always happens to me with my fellow cancers, my fellow July babies. Like I'm always like, why do I like them? For example, Claudia Oshry from the toast. I love her mom. I'm going to say era again, her mom era. She just had a baby. I'm so excited for her and Ben, but I'm, I'm a toaster high. If you're, if you're like what's that it's a pop culture podcast I've been listening to them for years I love them I love her and Jackie and their show and it's a five day a week show so they do they're hustling okay like they're really pumping out a lot of content but anyway she just had a

baby she's born in July her birthday's I think the fifth or something like it's a couple days away from mine and then their friend so like when I found that out I'm like oh that tracks like why do I there's certain people with like a we're this random chick I follow on Instagram who just moved to San Diego randomly she like was from Washington moved to San Diego she is also a cancer and I just she has like this vibe where I'm like I just is that dumb like I don't know if you have that with your zodiac sign but do you ever meet a chick and you're like oh my god like why did so my spin spin class instructor just celebrated her birthday or it's July 1st or whatever but I was like I knew I liked you why did I like you so much it's because she's a cancer

um same with who else is a cancer that I follow Shane Dawson kind of random but he has that vibe to him and he I don't know a lot of cancer men I don't know Shane Dawson but like I think that's why I love him because he's a cancer like it makes me like him even more um I know Jaclyn Hill is love her or hate her but like she's a cancer um her annoying thing is she's like I'm a cancer born in July like I don't know she's just she's so extra and like honestly like I can only take her in doses now because sometimes I'm just like whatever it doesn't matter but um yeah I uh so I took a spin class I need to move on with the life updates so I took a spin class so my latest like you know I need to light a fire under my ass

thing is wedding dress wedding outfit shopping for my sister's wedding also like booking flights and hotels um Corey and I want to stay in like a cute little Airbnb situation for her wedding we need to book that so like I haven't looked at a single dress I need mom I know you're listening right now like I I know I'm behind on that um I I'm gonna probably out tonight or like this weekend I have time this weekend I will definitely go do some online shopping because I look my mom came to town and I looked at um we went to all the department stores and I just like I just nothing ever like does it for me in person like dress wise I always get and that's what I did for for my wedding wedding last year I did everything online I online I

online shop for everything which is which was kind of a bitch because I had to do a lot of returns when things didn't fit or work or whatever but um so yeah I need to online shop for wedding stuff I need to move on I want to get to the meat and potatoes of the episode um so I wrote my house cleaners coming tomorrow we have every we so here's the thing I keep this house we I mean I do a lot of it I probably do the most of it because I'm home and I love I love doing I love cleaning it just makes me happy I love a clean home it's just like it's a little OCD I know it's a little OCD how clean I am stuff like um but I love it and so I keep the house really clean so we have a house, um, house cleaner that comes by. Usually we, I think we started like every two

weeks and that was like, that was way too frequent. And then we did like every three weeks we we've been pushing it back because I'm like, it's either like I'm recording a podcast that day or I have shit to do and I just like need the house like, or whatever. And it's not even that dirty. So like now I'm like she's coming tomorrow and it doesn't really need it honestly I'm like whenever so here's what happens whenever she shows up I'm like yeah just like do they you know just wipe down the surfaces like the bathrooms are pretty clean but she'll like do a good job she'll like she what she does does that I don't always do is the um like the nooks and crannies of the house like the edges where things like you don't typically clean so she's really good at that

but I honestly want her to clean like the fucking rugs you guys I currently on the in the couch so what's going on behind the scenes of the show today and like what's happening on this in the studio the studio meaning my house we have a soiled cushion on our white couch that he pissed on the middle of the two cushions in between like on the crack so it went down on the bottom of the couch is couches I'm never don't know I got a white couch I was really excited about having a fluffy white couch thought we would just wipe the dog's paws off all the time and keep it super clean no absolutely not it's soiled I'm always fucking cleaning it takes like a day to clean we throw a bunch of white blankets on top it just kind of is what it is like we're just

down for destroying it or like using it for as long as possible until we replace it but he, Louis, our bulldog, our English bulldog, God bless him. I mean, we've been trying everything. Okay. We, for the last week, we've been, oh my God, like we take him out every single night. It'll be like 10 30 PM. We'll watch him take a piss in a shit, right? Like it's the most you can do, right? You're like, I'm at the end of the night this is the last time of the day I can get a little I can get some I can squeeze some shit out of him and then he doesn't we witness it we watch it we're like okay great job and we'll still wake up to an accident so the latest behind the scenes situation is I've got two soiled

cushions and a fucking rug with piss on it and I'm just like it's the closest we are gonna get to I guess what it's like to have kids that make messes all the time like it's good everyone's like it's good practice like whenever someone passes me a baby they're like it's good practice you want to practice I'm like it's just funny how people say that but um so I like don't I'm not gonna have my house cleaner do that because it's disgusting but I mean like she probably wouldn't care but that's what I'll be doing after the show today Corey's supposed to do a drive-by any second with some power tools or some lawn care tools um let's see where he's at oh oh he's uh making haste here um yeah he's driving all right is he at where is he getting

lunch not me stalking my husband during his lunch break oh he's at uh i know he's getting a i know this his exact order at this place he's getting a little salad with chicken it's this Italian restaurant he really likes that he goes with his buddy for lunch at so um don't know what I was talking okay so like life updates cute spin class I'm a cancer my favorite instructor is a cancer and I was talking about that and then the wedding stuff I gotta get on and oh so she's coming tomorrow great I'm gonna you know be gone all afternoon because I don't know why like I need to get used to having help in the house because I'm sure at some point we're gonna have I don't know nannies or regular house keepers that come by like throughout the

week like the extra hands when we have kids so but I just like it's hard for me when she's here I don't know it's so dumb I just like to give her space and like let her clean and then I'll just go somewhere in the afternoon and then she'll be here for like three hours and then it's usually when I do errands and stuff so tomorrow I'm gonna the minutiae of my life right it's the kind of episode it is it's this is the kind of episode it's gonna be today okay we're gonna get into the fun stuff in a second here but um uh I'll be going to the Goodwill I already planned for that I uh I have some returns to do and then I'm gonna go to the Goodwill and faff around while she's here because I'm just like itching to go through shopping so that'll be my Friday afternoon um hi Jimmy

are you tired dogs are like stop mom get off get off the microphone they're so used to it at this point okay uh world happenings I don't care about just so I'm so I'm so fucking professional at this like I you know god damn it I'm better than this and I'm not I'm not holding myself I need to be better okay so Jeff Bezos is getting married I do not care like I could not care less I think the only thing I care about as far as the wedding goes is where the fuck she's going to put that wedding band next to her 40 carat diamond. Like, I don't know how that's going to, I don't know the geometry of that. Okay. Is she going to go for, I mean, is it going to just, she's just got like

a pinky ring. I don't know, right next to it. I don't know how that's going to work. So I'm very interested in what her wedding band is going to look like. I've been seeing a lot of celebrities enter a boat. And I believe the wedding's in Venice. I have some information here. I believe it's a $50 million wedding in Venice. It's going to be three days long, 200 to 250 A-list guests going of course like oprah gail king bill gates kim and chloe are there kim you know it's like okay the balenciaga outfit she wore on the i'm sure you might have seen the picture she's you know someone's like holding her hand as she's getting on a boat it's like why is she still doing the balenciaga like that top she was wearing it's like

i'm trying to picture like what kim could wear that's not that Balenciaga type like shit I like what what what it's not that it needs to be classy it's Kim like it doesn't matter to me if she's like classy or not it's just like what silhouettes what tops what style like um it was just like a tube top and then like a Balenciaga like logo tight skirt I don't know it was just kind of like, like she's, it's, it's so overdone. I'm like, by the way, this isn't the part of the episode where I'm going to be talking shit about women. This isn't it. It's going to be way more fun. Um, so this is not, this isn't even close to what we're about to do. Okay.

So stay tuned for that. Um, so anyways, um, people are at the wedding. Okay. uh 80 to 90 private jets touchdown 30 plus water taxis and luxury ghost yachts mobilized um no gifts at the wedding they requested no gifts um it's gonna be the main ceremony is tomorrow night june 27th and reception saturday at a naval shipyard guess it's a historic naval shipyard um there's a lot of protesting going on you might have seen that big sign in venice that says if you can rent venice for your wedding you can pay more like i said could care less like i mean it's just like of course of course you run in venice or rent it out everything in venice of course all these specific celebrities

are going to be there that we already knew were going to be there it's just all of course like it's not interesting it's not it's just it's going to be exactly what you think it's going to be and that's you know but I am curious about the the wedding band placement with or like choice with that um 30 carat diamond or whatever it's like five million dollars so everyone's talking about love Island. And this is another world happening. I, I genuinely like, I, so I don't even know what it is. Like I, when people are okay, I'm seeing clips about love Island. Everyone's like love Island, love Island. This, can you believe that on love Island and dah, dah, dah. You need to start watching love Island right now. If you're not like, this is the place to start watching it.

And I'm just like, it goes right over my head. I don't even know. Is it just, it's a dating show, right? Like it's an island. Wait a minute. Did I watch this before? Hold on. There's so many shows like this. I think, I think I watched one. I don't know. There's just a lot of hot people on an island, right? Or they're on a boat. There was one I watched where they were on a boat. And they want like the, there's a group of girls and there's a group of guys. And I think they, it's like the bachelor, but there's like multiple couples happening, but it's kind of like this organic people start pairing up. And then I don't know if there's like competitions or if people get voted off or I don't know how that works, but I guess there's a lot of drama in love, in the love Island universe right now that I, I'm just not a reality TV girl. And I hate that because I love listening to podcasts where they talk about reality tv That's kind of where I get my fix I feel like because I I listen to the drama I listen to the tea and then I try to imagine in my head Like what they're talking about and then i'll see clips on social media So i'm like, okay, that's so i'll connect the dots that way but I never actually sit down and watch the shows ever like

God, it's it's not even like that's not like pick me choose me. Love me. I'm so different I'm, not like other girls, but like I genuinely just don't I don't, I don't rest. Like I don't fucking rest. I don't chill on my couch. Okay. This is the thing. Here's a great example of how I don't rest and watch reality TV. So Cory will be out of town. He'll be on a boy's golf trip. He'll be on a business trip. He'll be on whatever. He'll be out of town. I'm so it could be like four nights in a row of like him being gone. And is this sad like he might be like bitch get a life you know like gets I don't know whatever

you think is what you think I don't care but um like at night when it's like okay worked all day whatever Cory's gone we FaceTime six times because he always FaceTimes me six times when he's it's like he's always like do you mind when I call you this much or like do you care I just he always wants to like obviously like see the dogs how are you doing like okay it's I feel like it's very normal um but it'll be the end of the day and it's like that time of day where I feel like most people would make themselves some dinner and like sit on the couch and watch reality tv if your husband's gone it's like your time to watch love island or the real housewives or a show like that right but I find myself with my headphones on with a podcast playing in between making sourdough

and like stripping all of the bedding and cleaning the entire house until 10 p.m. And then I go to sleep. I might do a doom scroll for like 30 minutes before bed. But like, I'm working. When he's gone, I'm fucking up. I'm working. It's almost like,

because when I used to live alone, I would just, I'm like, how did I do that? Like, I'm so used to having a partner to like chill with that when he's gone, I'm like, it feels weird to chill. like I should just chill for me I should do that for myself right like I should I used to watch like a YouTube podcast you should be doing if you're not right now you should be on YouTube watching me because this is a video and audio podcast subscribe to my YouTube channel here's the second time I'm gonna ask you so me so aggressively

you know I just don't do that anymore I'm like I always have to be function I always have to be um doing something but I only feel okay to rest if I'm like with another person resting because I'm like they're resting so I can rest other than that Corey's gone I'll just use this as an opportunity to organize every junk drawer in this home and redo my closet six times and like that's just how my brain works I think that's definitely a trauma thing it's like I saw this quote that was so true like um I think I posted it was like let me see how I can turn this rest into a productive rest I don't know something like that like turn it's like escaping and avoiding like you don't want to feel anything so you're just constantly distracting your brain with a

podcast in and laundry to fold and shit it's kind of sad like it's like when I say oh I love cleaning I love taking care of the home and that it's like is that just because I love it's it's it feels good because it's just a distraction but I also like meditation oh not meditation excuse me yoga and like I do I've been doing breath work I've been learning about my nervous system and like how I can like turn down the fight or flight that's like a non-stop thing in my body at all times for no reason or it's for a reason, but like, you know, I'm all, I feel like I'm always, you know, wired. So I'm learning how to, I'm doing these like breath work things every night before bed. And anyways, I'm sure that's super relatable. If you're like, I'm not even type a, the thing that's crazy about that is I'm not even type a, I feel like you would think I'm type a, but I'm very type B, very type B. Unless I'm around other, I think I've heard, I think a lot of people say this about themselves who are type B. If I'm around other type B people and no one's calling

the shots or making decisions or making a plan, that's when I turn into type A because I'll be the one to like pull everyone out of that and get shit done. But majority of the time I'm very type be I let a lot of shit kind of like be like I'm like it doesn't you know yes it needs to get done but I'm not I don't freak out non-stop over it's got to do you know I give myself a lot of grace so maybe I am allowing myself to rest because I'm like not this is a dumb podcast okay um Love Island don't care Jeff Bezos getting married everyone's getting a bob now so yeah that's how you know so Sophia Richie got a bob that's how it started I believe and now everyone's like I need to get a bob and that's how you know you're a true influencer where

any move you make people want to copy it they want to get it and now like the the bitches are cutting their hair off and um it's cute like it's cute some girls look really cute with it but there's a lot of hairstylists coming on tiktok and clapping back and telling the girls like hey you don't have a full-time hairstylist you don't have the right hair texture for this do you like your neck number one do you like this area from your jawline to your collarbone because that's going to be showing a lot if you get a bob so consider that um you know do you even style your hair when it's long do you even wake up every day and do that because if you don't and you have a bob now you're fucked because that's it's 10 times it seems like it's less work because it's

short hair it's I used to have a bob the last time I had a bob I was I was in kindergarten I had a bob in kindergarten and I had a blunt bangs and a bob that was when I was like so I feel like that was so such a cute time but um yeah it's a lot of work to style short hair and to make it look like it's nice and it lays nice instead of poofy so these are the things to consider if you're seeing what Sophia Richie did with her hair and you want to emulate that um it's not for everyone and um I might am I okay I do need a haircut oh my god do I get a bob do I get a bob I'm in desperate need of a haircut my hair is like hiding behind my head right now because

it's so long and it's splitting off everywhere and I'm just kind of like loving not having to I don't know like the longer it gets the less I have to I don't know I could just like throw it up and not give a shit I don't know how to explain it like it's starting to look really good in a high pony because it's super long um anyways so do I get a bob no I don't get a bob do I get bangs no do I don't get bangs I am really enjoying what's her name um damn it do I need a powder fuck um gosh she's really pretty um Dakota Johnson's bangs I love I've been seeing a lot of pressed to her stuff I think there's a movie of her that just came or with her in it that came out I used to blunt blunt blunt cut my bangs every like fall I would do a blunt cut

a blunt straight across bang and then like dark super dark almost black brown purpley tinted hair that was like in high school I think that's when I would do that. Anyways, moving on. Um, so everyone's getting a Bob. There was a hot air balloon crash in Brazil. I don't know if you saw that video. This is the thing. I'm so risk averse. I, I like to be my cozy little home with my cozy little blankets on my cozy little couch I don't rest okay I'm working right fucking that's a five minute break between laundry loads okay but I like to be cozy I like to be two feet on the ground I don't get in the ocean I fucking hate flying I would never get in a hot air balloon I'm so glad I think Corey

mentioned he wanted to do that once I'm so glad we didn't um it's just too life or death for me a lot of situations like I look at getting in the deep ocean as life or death 50 50 chance I'm making it out of life i get in the waves i'm surfing 50 50 chance a shark comes and fucking eats me i know the statistics say otherwise that's how my brain works if there is a possibility that a apex predator with giant fucking jaws and teeth that are extremely sharp and there's multiple rows of that could potentially bite my arm off or my torso and kill me and drag me down and barrel world underwater, like an alligator, you know, that too, bayous swamps, you won't see me in one ever or near one. I went golfing or I was in South Carolina in Hilton head one time. And

I don't think I, I, I think I had an opportunity to golf. What was the situation? I saw an alligator in a, in a, in a pond and I, it was, it was over for me. I was like, I'm just not, I don't know if it was a croc or an alligator, um, but hot air balloons, back to this tragic, obviously super tragic incident in Brazil. I mean, the thing that keeps you alive is literally being suspended in the air. The balloon part that's like a piece of fabric in a balloon shape. It's being suspended in the air with heat coming from fire that could light that shit on fire and it did the one in Brazil like you see the it's so sad you see a body fly I mean somehow

like I think 13 people survived it I don't know how they squished 22 people I think there was 22 people in that basket of the the bottom of the hot air balloon I think that's how many people were there I'm not sure what exactly went wrong all I remember seeing this video of the balloon incinerated by that flame that was supposed to be keeping it up in the air a body fly. Oh God. It's so sad. It was, it was giving nine 11. I mean, it was giving bodies flying out of the, the world trade center and nine 11. I mean, it's so horrible to see that. I think the person chose flight, a free fall death, not flight obviously over burning alive and how sad, how terrible to come to that point. Um, somehow, how did the fuck did 13 people survive? So it just

crashes straight down straight down the basket just launches I wonder if that guy didn't jump if he was maybe he was burning alive and just I don't know no I don't think you I don't know I don't want to know we just watched this documentary don't watch it on Netflix I forget the name of the hotel it's the hotel that caught fire in London or not hotel excuse me the apartment complex in i believe west london somewhere um yeah what was it called the glen grenf grenwell or gren it was like grenwell apartment complex something like that grenfell anyways it was made out of this or they they covered the building with this cheap shit um siding to make it look nicer because i believe they there was a university they built nearby

and this apartment complex is outdated and it was an eyesore so they wanted to make it look nicer next to the university with this new siding that had this plastic shit in the middle that was that that was um that didn't pass like the regulation tests so it shouldn't it should not have been put on the building in the first place because when it catches fire it just goes and so anyways like 72 people died in this fire and they were interviewing people on the documentary about it and honestly it was pissing me off because I'm like if you I guess they had this thing this kind of general rule of thumb or best practice when there's a fire in your apartment in London to stay put that's what they recommended like the city of London was like there's a fire stay put

until further notice or until a fire fighter rescues you or like don't panic and leave which makes no fucking sense like if I find out there's a toaster on fire on floor two that's 50 stories below me because I'm on I'm on floor 52 I'm exiting the building because you know you never know what that I mean that's just again risk of risk averse always you know one thing my dad taught me that I will commend him for that he had a lot of amazing qualities um as a father growing up. He always emphasized to give yourself the best odds of survival. So like driving down the road, I always do this now. Like if I'm driving down a road at night and it's like dark and it's windy, especially those kinds of roads, there's not a lot of street lights or anything. Instead

of, you know, being as far over to the right as possible, I kind of use the road. I kind of stay closer to the middle because I've got more room to correct if a deer jumps out or a person's walking. Right. Cause that, so I'm always thinking like, what, how do, how do I keep myself as safe as possible in this situation? I'm always thinking about my surroundings. Like, how do I, where's the exit? Like anytime I go to a big event and there's a venue or whatever, I'm always like, calculating that in my head and so with this potent or a hypothetical situation where there's a toaster on fire on floor two and I find out about that because I'm smelling smoke I'm like I'm just gonna get out of the building I'm not even gonna fuck around but like you wouldn't

think that most people like you wouldn't think a little toaster fire in someone else's apartment oh that'll just they'll just extinguish it well it was becoming ridiculous in this documentary because we're not at the part where I'm shit-talking women yet but we will get there and I'll explain. We'll have some laughs at the same time. So it's all good. But it was getting to the point where the whole side of the building was on fire and people are like, stay put. Just going to stay put. I'm going to wait for the firefighters. And then it got to the point where, you know, they're on the 22nd floor and they open their door and it's black smoke and the elevators aren't working and they got to go down the stairs and they're going to ingest

all that and then pass out and asphyxiate or asphyxiate whatever choke on the smoke and and I think it's asphyxia asphyxia is what happens first in a fire and then you get burned alive so you like pass out and like die from that instead of feeling the the fire take over your organs and burn you piece by piece that shit so it was making me like that documentary is making me so sad so uncomfortable like because there were babies kids 72 people died but I feel like a lot of them if they just use their street smarts a little better especially these adults trying to keep their family safe or like not whatever like freak out their pregnant wife one of the guys had a pregnant wife I think she lost her baby after all of it she I think she survived the baby didn't

make it. I think she was six months long. If they just used like their street smarts, I feel like they would have all, it's like, okay, this is what I don't get. Now I'm like popping off about a stupid documentary. I did not intend on talking about this. In elementary school, in middle school, in high school, in college, sometimes in the workplace, if you're at like a corporate office building, when that fire alarm goes off and you're having a fire drill, what does everyone do? They don't drop and they don't like duck and cover like an earthquake. You exit the building. You single file out of the building or not single file. You go out and onto the playground. You line up by classroom number, you know, like you're the whole thought process is there's a fire in the cafeteria. the lunch lady is burning some hot dogs or or you know the beans something happened in in the in the kitchen and so red alert fire alarms going off we have to exit the building that was the

simulation we would do here in america but in london they're like toaster fire stay put so dumb so anyways there's a lot of bullshit and corruption with what happened with that and and the company that made the this aluminum I think plastic siding um that was just put on the building for aesthetic purposes like that was a whole it was so dumb but anyways so that's we were talking about world happenings I don't care about all right um i think we're an hour in just about doordash executive crashed there was a boat crash in tahoe and he died i don't really it's not like the most exciting headline okay let's move on to the shit talk because i okay let me queue it up

let's see if Corey's, Oh, he was getting lunch. So he was going to drop off the tools for our backyard. Cause we're going to do some weed whacking this weekend. Let me do a quick backyard update. So we moved in, we moved into this house Valentine's day of February of 24, like six months before our wedding. It has this really amazing backyard that was a blink canvas. Like we could do anything to it. And I've talked about the multiple contractors and gardeners and people that have come by and they've like given us design ideas and quotes and all this stuff so we finally have we we know what we're gonna do so we've been kind of like marinating on it like when are we gonna do it what you know whatever so um we finally have an idea we know what we're

gonna do but we've let the backyard go okay we've just let it go the weeds are weeding the weeds are 10 feet tall um it's just it's just it's too far gone it's at the point now where it's going to require like a literal weed whacker um you can't just pull a couple weeds back there it's like the whole thing is covered the dogs love it because it's like it's a little jungle you know they can run around in and um we did do some pre like we started so we started the backyard we did a retaining wall and we did a staircase and we oh we put in a new fence like we've done a lot to it but it's just like the now we just need to fill it in so he's gonna be bringing by some tools because we're gonna like okay the gardener was gonna do it for us we have a gardener and he was

gonna do it for us for like I think like 300 I mean that's not nothing but like okay but I honestly and I guess he said no to that maybe it was 500 to do all of it to like clean up the backyard and get all the weeds out and everything I think Corey told him no I'm like so we're you know as I'm saying this though I'm kind of excited because I don't do a lot of landscaping anymore or yard work and so like at all other than taking care of plants and gardening so I'm kind of excited to get out there with him and it'll be super satisfying I feel like to do it ourselves um because Mr. Corey's like hire it out we're busy he just makes the call and it's like great and all but sometimes I'm like

it's fun sometimes it's fun to do it ourselves you get a reward from it that you don't get when someone else does it so um all right I'm yawning and this is like the part of the episode oh I was gonna queue up the video Let me like wrap my head around. Okay, we got it. Let me just get the volume up, work it over there. Okay, so at first I was hesitant to do this segment and talk about this topic because we live in a society now.

We live in a world where the slightest negative commentary, the slightest negative commentary toward women is like you're like completely like you're or you're looked at as a hater you're uh you're not a girl's girl you're not a girl you're not a woman supporting women you're you know jealous you're whatever like people it's like especially if you're a woman who does it so if you're a woman in this world today talking shit on other women for any reason literally any reason it's like shut down and you're you know you're not helping our cause you're not furthering society you're taking us back 50 years because and I've talked about this before like you're you know true feminists are supportive of anything a woman

does god forbid you critique or criticize a woman like that's not okay you're not supposed to do that that's uncalled for that's shamed it's it's really shamed especially online in the online world but this is some fucking bullshit okay I can't help myself we're gonna play this video because I am not gonna be a woman supporting woman right now and it's for a good reason. This video is insane. I don't even know, like, I can't believe it's real.

I can't believe this isn't a parody. I can't believe this isn't satire. Let me go ahead here and play it for you. Like I said, this is some fucking bullshit. it I love that your eyes are sparkling right now you know Megan how are you today which by the way I just have to say by the way this is going to be a minute and a half of pure hell so stay with me for the next minute and a half um maybe get a glass of water keep your ears keep listening okay it's going to be difficult but please dig deep drink some water and get

through this with me it's a minute and a half left um this might be the hardest thing you do today but it'll be worth it I think this will make you feel really good about yourself yes enjoy them I forgot to have fun you're right you're right do you think our lives are divinely ordered getting to know you for who you truly are so why did you say yes to doing this show because it's you is like i want people to see that yeah you know what i mean i'm gonna get emotional if i talk about it it's a gift to celebrate my friend who are listening or watching connect with the truth and they'll know it's true in their soul when they hear and listen to this and that's what i hear and listen to this and that's what i hear

and listen to this and that's what i but you're the same you're the same like i know yeah i know yeah be the friend that you want in your life and you do that i was having the worst day and i was so sad we've got about 30 seconds left you can do it yeah i'm gonna make megan a charcuterie tray that is so beautiful no oh my god okay so product I would recommend as a 40 year old. No, not another video playing immediately after. Okay. So that is for people like Jamie, what's her name? Jamie Kern, Jamie Kern Lima interviewed Megan Markle on her podcast. Jamie Kern Lima is a, uh, CEO or former Miss USA, big brother contestant, billion dollar founder of it cosmetics. I guess she also graduated from

my alma mater, Washington state university. So, um, she's a coug, go cougs. Um, so that was literally two pincher sports having a conversation that is for people that conversation people I'm like, who, so I, I'm trying to break this down. Cause I'm so interested in human behavior and psychology. I can't help myself. I'm just so fascinated by that. Um, because again, it's some fucking bullshit um that's not real people don't talk like that right like how do how do people get like like how does how is this she's got like a hundred thousand youtube subscribers jamie um she's like always on good morning america she's always doing these big interviews with big people i'm like who the fuck is this for who actually likes her and i'm just

like it's the people it's like literally people who peaked in preschool she has a preschool teacher your voice if you're enamored by her personality if it resonates with you you peaked in preschool like it is a preschool teacher energy that is with zero irony it's just positive affirmations and platitudes non-stop it's not real I can't believe I'm like I'm so that was a clip of or a compilation clip of the cringiest moments from the episode and it's just like like I don't okay I'm trying to think if I've met that personality type before I just want to know okay this is what I'm trying to understand okay about this woman like how do you get like that how do you

is she super was she I feel like it's like if you're born super wealthy and you're maybe an only child I feel like it's like you're wealthy you're an only child you were always given this like maybe your mom was really into like everything's airy fairy and fun and like everything's like Disneyfied around the home all your parties are just maybe your mom talked like that I don't know like maybe it's just like in the bloodline like she she has like these eyes that go it's like crazy eyes and this smile and it's like not genuine it's like it's like not it's it's creepy eat and Megan Markle sitting there and I'm just like I okay I I'm not I'm like this made me so

uncomfortable like I feel I feel sick poor Megan Markle god I I want to like her like I I like her The thing is, is I like her. She posted a video of her and Harry in the hospital the other day when she was super pregnant. I think she was like going. She was like not super pregnant. She was literally in labor, like about to have her baby. And she's like twerking in the in the hospital room. And I'm like, I like this bitch. This is the video I needed to see. Meghan Markle can shake her ass and have a good time and like be normal. So that was like winning me over. And I was like, yeah, Meghan Markle. And then like I see her on these fucking podcasts. And she morphs into this archetype that's like, wasn't that her podcast, her first podcast called archetypes or something. Um, that's so phony and fakie and full of fake smiles. And like, like, or what is her new thing? It's, or she, I think maybe it was this podcast, like the power of yet like I haven't you know you're I can't do the voice I don't want to do the voice I don't want to talk like that ever I don't want to be like that I don't understand it maybe I'm too damaged to understand it maybe I'm too like maybe what I'm witnessing in this video

is someone who's really positive healthy like she's she had a really good childhood she's really positive like she's so positive that's the thing maybe it's like that happens the psychology of that is when life has always been good you've never faced adversity or like not you've never been beaten down the bitch hasn't been been the bitch hasn't been beaten down i mean she was miss usa so she was a pageant queen i think she was miss washington is she from Washington she's a big big brother contestant I was trying to find clips of her on big brother I couldn't find them she founded it cosmetics sold it for like a billion something to L'Oreal so she's a billionaire or whatever um but poor Meghan Markle I'm like I think being in the royal family

and being constantly scrutinized and always having your life under a microscope your every move under a microscope everyone's critiquing everything you say you almost get to a point where you I feel like she just she's so reserved from being herself because and she's almost defaulted into this phony personality type because it's like a protective thing because if she's always positive and always talking like yeah like you know I'm so you know my me and my kids I just you know I take them to school and then I go I go to the pickup line I drop them off and then I go to my meetings you know she and I like go in the garden it's like that's like a safe way to be so she's not gonna get I mean but then it's like people are criticizing that now so much because they're like that's not

you bitch like that's so fake and phony like be real shake your ass in the hotel room or in the like you shake your ass like you did in the hospital room and you're about to give birth like we want that Megan you know and I feel like she'll get there eventually and I'm like praying because one of the biggest missions I'm on with my podcast is to be the change I wish to see in the world okay no I I want people to be inspired by the way I don't give a shit and I say what I think and I just come on here and I I let my hair hang I am insecure about my hair but I let my hair down and I'm not putting on a show I'm not trying to like be I'm just myself you know and I feel like a lot of these celebrities is like the Meghan Markles of the world live in this different

social universe where they're around a lot of people like this Jamie chick and they have tea they go over to each other's houses and everything's like this the whole time it's like what I'm saying is that if I was in that situation I would be like bitch snap out of like cut it like I would have to like tell a bitch off I'd have to be like are you fucking for real right now Jamie like can you snap out of it and talk to me like a normal person like I would literally cut her off I'd be a fucking bitch I'd be so no I'm just no here's the truth I've met I feel like yes every now and then I'll meet a chick like that and I just kind of like you kind of fucking play along don't you you just kind of go they'll be like so like how are you what do you do for work

like tell me about your dogs or whatever you know and you're just like kind of like that back because you're kind of like matching the energy I feel like if you're a little on the spectrum or whatever if you're a little masky masky because you got a little neuro whatever you kind of morph a little bit or you emulate other people's or you mirror personalities back to it because it's safe but then sometimes like that that masking thing is exhausting so then you end up by the end of the conversation just keeping it super real and just being yourself because you're like the fuck this shit like I can't I can't be fake like this any longer um and I find like I wonder I'm trying to think what kind of chick could could like bring Jamie Lee Jamie Kern Lima down

a notch like you need like a fucking she needs to be broken I feel like she's like she needs to be broken I want good for her she like helps a lot of entrepreneurs I believe she does a lot of amazing motivational motivational motivational speaking stuff and I was watching some of her old YouTube videos she definitely isn't that she's not like thought leader coaching universe a little bit um she's a founder she's a female founder she's in the beauty industry and um but those people I've worked for them too oh my god I've worked for them I had a boss like this oh my god I had a male boss like this and every meeting was like are you fucking kidding me are you for real right now like being

like that's you're being so fucking fake like you're not like you're putting on it's like they're compensating for something right she's compensating what is she compensating for she's kind of fat like I feel like maybe it's this is the episode this part of the episode where we're talking shit maybe she's struggling with her weight I don't know and she's just trying to keep it positive um I don't know that video though I I can't do I want to play oh my god her YouTube channel this is so I'm being so mean um I love that your eyes are sparkling right now you know Megan how I just it's not real like what are these comments every single second the

cringing never stopped, women are so fake, excuse me while I puke, yeah, it's that preschool teacher energy, and I just, again, maybe it's because they're not damaged, and they're just, or do you get, or are you so damaged, it's all a compensation, so you're just trying to be positive at all times, and just keep it as positive as possible so it's like a survival thing. Oh shit, I think Corey's here with the power tools. Good timing, because I don't want to keep talking about this.

We got to talk about Liver King's crash out arrest. No, he's not here. It's probably, we've got construction next door. I can't tell you specifically what's going on in my neighborhood because I don't want to disclose my where I live obviously but I went to chat GPT to do some investigative research about some things in my neighborhood that I want to see change and I want to so I'm trying to do something I'm not going to say what I'm not going to be specific again but

through the power of chat GPT I think I can make a change in my neighborhood for the better because I think there's a lot of blind spots or there's um people don't know their rights no like they don't know what's like they don't know what they're capable of as a resident here and I'm trying to so I'm I've been researching something specific to our neighborhood and I'm I'm like wait a minute is my new arc gonna be hero of the city hero hero heroine heroine of the hero of the city am I gonna get interviewed on the news if I can execute this for my neighborhood because it would be a huge deal let me just put it that way um it's so funny how there's like you move into a new neighborhood and there's like you find out the drama you find out who

lives here you find out like little things about like the history and yeah so we've been here what a year and a half and I'm now just getting around to it. But again, with the power of chat GPT, anything is possible. Isn't that right? Amen. Okay. Um, yeah. Liver King got arrested. Okay. Like this is honestly sad. The man's a, he's a husband, he's a dad. Um, Let me play some of these videos. I guess it's a, it's illegal to threaten someone now in Texas and he threatened Joe Rogan or like to a fight or threatened to hurt him or something along those lines. I mean, he has been posting nonstop, even like while he was getting arrested, he was someone record. He's always asking, I don't know, his assistants to record him, like get this, get this

on video I mean the dude is on meth okay he's on liver king at this point I'm convinced it's meth and no carbs like that's the issue here okay he's also drinking this or ingesting this um venom what is it this uh scorpion it's called a blue scorpion he's been drinking a lot of this or he does it in like a a syringe pain and inflammation relief it's not an opioid non non-opioid pain and inflammation relief um so he's taken that it's diluted like really diluted scorpion venom i was reading their website here i was reading the warnings keep out of reach of children if pregnant or breastfeeding so we all know liver king okay like let me go back to the lore of liver king he popped off I want to say like pandemic time right he was eating liver he

was jacked he was this middle-aged guy super tan doing all this crazy shit with organs on his videos and eating raw meat and raw this and raw that and talking about the ancestral way and I believe he was the founder of ancestral supplements that was his company which I've purchased beef liver from he was big on beef liver big on the primal way of life um you know that was his mantra that was his thing that was his brand right and um let's let's bring Joe Rogan into this Joe was one of the first people publicly or or major people to say like the dude's on steroids like he's clearly taking gear and that was you know everyone that was circulating people are saying that about him obviously he was saying he was all natural of course he wasn't he was on fucking

steroids because fast forward I don't know a couple years ago now or a year ago um it was revealed that he was spending like eleven thousand dollars a month on steroids and other drugs to help him maintain that physique and look like that so that all got exposed I want to say the more plates more dates guy did it he did a whole breakdown or he did a whole video on liver king and then liver king was like he you know he did his little apology tour about it or his little like whatever somber i forget like he was on podcast i think talking about it um he like got canceled but it wasn't really canceled it was just like hey you're lying to us you're telling us oh you look this way because you eat liver and then you're really taking steroids

so anyways fast forward I haven't heard about him in a while I don't know if you have I don't know if you follow him I don't know what's going on but I wake up to news today that um he threatened I guess it was like a terroristic it was like a tear it was what did the news call it like a terrorist threat they considered it a terrorist threat um on Joe Rogan because he I'll play the video comes online on his Instagram wearing a wolf uh which is probably illegal a wolf uh pelt or fur and he's got these like gold guns he's in his house and he's like I'm you know I challenge you to a fight Joe Rogan um something like that I'm flying to Austin gonna come see you but then he's also showing this box that he wants to give Joe Rogan and this like knife thing and it's got Joe's

face on it and then he briefly opens the box in the video I'll play in a second and it's clearly a gun in there like I think a lot of people have screenshotted it or slowed it down and it's a fucking handgun so that's this box he wants to bring to Joe and then he's like telling him he wants to fight him while he's holding weapons and being he it's okay so he again it's sad he's got kids um you know the poor guy is clearly on some he's again it's it's got to be method that I don't know is this what happens when you take too many steroids what else is on board you know I'm trying to think here like he's not eating carbs okay when you don't eat carbs and you're a regular person and you're not super rich trying to create your own primal universe every single day with

or he's basically he has money so he's so much money so he can just like make his own fantasy land his own primal living fantasy land and he's trying to be this guy and influence people and do the social media thing and constantly make content about it and then he gets canceled because of the steroids, whatever kind of then goes away. And then now it's like, he's completely, I don't use the word crash out. I think it's kind of cringe. He's crashing the fuck out. He's making like 10 videos a day filming everything. Even when he got arrested post arrest, he's still taking the scorpion venom. He's, uh, I think he has an ankle monitor on. Um, but it's giving like homeless man on the vegas strip he would do very well in vegas that's where i honestly think

if he was standing on the streets in vegas he would make a killing like this is giving that it's very the way he's speaking is like it's like you're talking to a homeless guy and that's really sad also he's got one eye way more dilated than the other one and i was doing some research on that and i think that's a side effect of taking too many steroids i was asking it uh obviously chat about the scorpion um blue scorpion stuff he's taken if you can overdose on that and what kind of negative side effects happen from that but I feel like it'd be stupid overdose on that because it's literally scorpion venom and so I know it's super diluted but if you take too much of it are you just poisoning yourself so um it says adults and children 12 years and over take

two milliliters, 20, 20 minutes before meals, not more than four milliliters in 24 hours. So let me just play a little video. I think this is the initial post where he got in trouble because he was threatening him. It's all still on his Instagram. It's crazy. Rogan, I'm calling you out. My name is Levert Key. Man to man. I'm picking a fight with you. Okay I can't with this fucking music You get the point I saved a couple more

To give you an idea Of how bad it is Um You can't buy this kind of stuff This is the gun or like this is the box not replicatable not reproducible kind of stuff presents like that joe rogan that's how we do it in texas you know that's real man kind of stuff we're coming to austin we're about to leave aren't we boy yeah it's monday it's uh eight o'clock ish

And we're coming It's still happening And if you could help me end it Well it's actually It won't ever end Now we're just so deep into it That it will only build And I actually will never go away

I actually have something to fight for Come on boy Something to fight for God he looks like shit And then he opens a box and he goes Let me see if I can skip to that part You can't buy this kind of stuff Elves

anyways he's like i'm going off he's like obsessed with joe i guess he's been trying to get on joe's podcast for years or it's like this weird obsession with joe and i don't know what caused this i don't know why he wants to fight him i don't know what i think maybe well joe's the one who's like yeah the dude's on steroids i don't know if it's that um calling him out and maybe that this is always like and this has always bothered him and he's trying to get even um so fucking men so like you know I said I'm shit talking about men and women today I mean I just should talk the preschool teacher personality type with fucking Jamie I'm so curious about that because you know the way I am like I'm like

okay the thing is and I was just having this conversation in the sauna with Corey today and I'm not gonna get specific I try to keep things I don't air out laundry or dirty laundry I don't do family drama stuff I keep everything like off the podcast obviously I don't want to wrap I I just separate that right but um the nature of my show is a lot of like what this is for me is a release so when I release my opinions and my thoughts and my ideas it's a lot of like negative toxic shit coming out of my brain and I'm sitting here and I'm like you know I'm always ranting and I'm going off and I'm popping off and it's like you know how it is but my little heart and soul is just like I'm just a little happy I'm like I'm looking at my

golden retriever right now I am him like I'm a positive happy person I am like my resting state is very like I'm just like happy to be here helpful accommodating like I just want to like love on people and I want everything to be positive like Corey will come to me with like bad news about whatever like something wrong that's going on or something that happened and I'm never I never get like fuck you know I'm just like always like everything's gonna be okay everything's gonna work out it's I'm so I'm just so like I have so much hope and positivity and that sounds crazy because of the way I talk on my show but um how the fuck did I get here speaking of that oh I was gonna allude to something that we were talking about in the sauna

um how does this relate to liver king now oh that personality type I'm trying to understand it because I am damn it I do have I do have baggage and or like you know I have trauma shit whatever everyone has a little bit of that but um I'm always fascinated by super bubbly like yes I'm positive and and everything but like I'm never that that's like a different level of like what kind of fucking drugs are you like that is like it doesn't even seem real but yet I have met that before every now and then I meet it and it's like it's just different wavelengths like if you're on my wavelength if you like listen my show it's probably because you're like mentally kind of where I'm at you see you know my POV is your POV your opinions are similar in my opinion

you know we have that in common and I'm sure this chick with a hundred thousand YouTube subscribers the you know founder CEO whatever makeup guru lady former pageant queen big brother contestant she's probably got you know people listen to her on that wavelength and that's a lot of fucking people I mean she's a successful chick so um I just think that's what it is it's just different strokes for different you're just drawn to people that are like you I just I want to put my finger on it and I just can't it's like it's almost like like what kind of meds are, is that like a certain type of medication? I mean, I'm on Prozac. That's gotta be, but what it is, is it's, it's like facial, facial expressions. Like it doesn't,

it's not genuine. It's like the smile and the eyes when they smile, there's another bitch. Oh Oh my God. I'm going to talk shit even more about women. Women. There's a very prominent female podcast host. I'm not going to say who, who has a fake smile. And it's like, it's sad. It's like, there's something, there's a disconnect. You're saying the words, you're being positive. And yet it's like, not, you're not all there. I don't know. It's sad. I think it might be all, I don't know. Why do I care so much? I don't fuck, you know, I'm, oh it's human behavior psychology it's like dude you're just judging people for no reason who you don't even know until I saw that video of Meghan Markle and her I like don't I never knew who she

was like I just thought it was insane so I had to play it cool so Oliver King is um threatening Joe he got arrested but like literally let me see here I have another video he's talking about his fucking he's like before he gets arrested he's like can I take a shit I took three coffee enemas I'm on he's like panicking because he's on a specific schedule and he starts setting the alarm on his watch it's sad like he's like let me see if I can play another one pulling up just pulling up to the capital the capital of Texas what's the capital of Texas what's the capital of texas houston it's houston guess what you're dead bitch you're dead you're dead because i yeah welcome to texas we just got here he sounds drunk i'm just gonna make

sounds like can someone explain to me what the holy hell holy hell is going on right now so what's crazy is like his wife's with him in the Four Seasons hotel room I think the officials are talking to her at one point or like in the I feel like she's just wait she's like hoping he gets arrested if I was that if I was his wife I'd be like how fast like how or how long not how fast how many how long will he be behind bars like I need a break you know I'm pretty sure that's his wife let me look her up I'm pretty sure. That's on his assistant, the blonde lady,

Oliver Kingway. It's sad. It's like a rock star, just... Images. Yeah, I think that's her. Brian Johnson's wife, Brenda Johnson. They divorced during the writing of the Razor's Edge album.

He's now married to Brenda and lives in Sarasota, Florida. Her name's Brenda. Let me just play. So he threatens Joe, you know, then he's like, I'm going to hurt you, right? And then here's another one. Recording while dealing with the cops outside. So you're just picking up what we're leaving on? I just need to put stuff on.

They're not going to take me naked, are they? No. He's putting on a sweat outfit. Maroon outfit. Can I put my shoes on and stuff? Yes. Okay. And do you need a new patch or anything?

You should record anything and everything. And when I go to the back, Justin's recording Fitzpatrick. He's got the most beautiful wife in the world. you wouldn't want to take most of them to prison i wonder if i have to go you should just record this right now um i wonder if i have to go and i'm on the shitter what happens then do you know i think we'll find out texas because joe rogan can this how i do my name can i take my phone they probably won't let me take my phone you can take your phone just grabbed a knife on his phone um we're still talking up if you don't mind what all i need to

do in the great state of Texas. That's where they do the Alamo stuff. I was making my morning fire. I was making my morning fire, and this is what goes in the fire in life. This is an adventure we have in life. We can do this thing. It's a master builder. We can build people. Celebrate comedy is awesome. You're still great, Joe Rogan. I can be arrested. Yeah, I want to fight you. Real tension. It's all going to happen. I'm speaking fast now. or you can never change never change but can you edit this later and then put it post this immediately but then later add the way so his poor never change his poor filming guy or edit like ancestral tenant you could do that one you could evolve

um or you could never change that's going master builder jesus christ he's like following him around all his job is to film everything post everything edit you know make content for him I mean I just want to know what took a turn like when did this start because he's clearly not okay like we're watching someone this is worse than Justin Bieber okay everyone's worried about Justin Bieber crashing out I mean like this is a this is a this is a they're not to be compared everyone has a different you know I don't think Justin's perfectly okay but this is like he's mumbling and he's i mean he's like we're in the great state of texas this is where the alamo stuff happened he's just like bringing random shit out of his brain

about texas like okay this is when he gets arrested hey okay perfect should we go separate the wife's in the elevator they listen just take this with a grain of salt but they assured me he's gonna be in and out yeah it's like we gotta process you he'll bail out but we're talking probably 24 hours maybe first thing tomorrow when he sees the judge I don't know I don't know they could do a 24-hour thank you and then do you know where their vehicle is so thank you for to your discretion they said in and out but to a cop in and out could mean 24 hours they're walking through the four seasons

she's like only 24 hours i'm saying that they could hold him for 24 hours however they said in and out which means okay i'm sorry with all the people around him like How has no one intervened? I wonder, they probably have. I feel like when you're dealing with an addict or someone who's not, you know, who's clearly, you know, going down a dark path, like there's only so much you can do,

but I wonder, he's like, so what? He lives in Florida. Is that where he lives? He did the threat videos, the crazy weird threat videos. I'm coming to Austin goes stays in the four seasons so his assistants and like his wife everyone's like going along with this and I wonder so he mentioned Joe had invited him and his wife to the mothership to see some comedy shows and he was like grateful for that he's like really obsessed with Joe he's like grateful for that and I want to give you a gift but then inside the box

is a gun I mean it's just sketchy and then he's threatening to like fight him and then I want to hurt you and then it's like it's very chaotic and all over the place and if i was joe rogan i'd be like fuck this like it's this is sketchy um which is clearly what i mean he's he got arrested let me see here you can fast forward it's the cops getting in the car with the handcuffs I mean, this literally looks like homeless people you see every day. Okay, here's them praying. I'm still recording. Sorry, I didn't see you come out.

We were making your coffee. Coffee's ready. Oh, good. Please, can I have the coffee? Yeah, it's going to be an espresso. What? An espresso. Do you need any, like, patches?

They're asking about patches. If you don't mind, don't ask me what I need. I'll say what I need from whomever I need it to, and I'm going to also do everything that I can. Oh, fuck you. I'm going to try and explain the little, least amount that I'm going to. We agreed

on 12, correct? 12 minutes, correct. There's 12 ancestral tenants, you know that? I do. Yeah. They're actually principals. Principals. And I asked another man how much time, how much time I have it. He said, none, zero.

He wears two watches that's interesting what's stronger than time principles that's stronger than time he knew it at some point i got your attention i think the legitimate side book ending it with love it's just starting day one bro day one okay who won the first round okay i guess we'll make it 12 days okay it'll be 12 days okay where's the part where they're praying i don't like how he talks to his wife like i'll ask for what i need when i need it don't ask me like fuck you but that tracks like of course he talks to her that way she's just like oh my god wait i don't do that who is that come on in who is that someone oh bro we agreed didn't

we oh shit time's up time's up uh okay hurry up okay time time's up uh back the backpack right here there's just shit everywhere like random fucking knives I need to thank you for the grace. Wow. Do you know what I was actually looking for? What? Something to, something that was charred. What's that, Lord? This. Can I take my medication?

What medication? Tell us what you're taking. Can I take my medication? The officer is suggesting not to take it. They will confiscate it and you won't have access to it. um will you you you uh have my medication i need to be able to breathe i can't breathe without the afro that's my sleep stuff you don't have to share that with anybody i think that's legal in texas i don't know for certain so just leave it there uh that's that's everything that's that's everything i think i need this is the bag this is the bag already you know i'm so like uncomfortable watching this this would give me so much anxiety to be around

like at any second i feel like because he's got not he's always packing weapons around with him you're just i'd be always on edge like if i was his wife i mean like he's so he just seems so unstable he is clearly not not stable brother it's my understanding you're gonna be in and out it's not poland no no no no uh this is important what's happening is really important okay let's go yeah my hands are it's it's my hands they won't let you keep that well just in the car though okay there's just shit falling all over the floor here yeah okay you don't have to put handcuffs on with you so let me do okay we're gonna put handcuffs on can i give them a hug real quick then come here guys

That's also not really possible. That's not how it works. We have a driver that will be there to stay with us. Everything's fine. You're going to give me a hug? Is this all marketing? I mean, he did get arrested. Like, it's actually, okay.

Like, he's clearly not well. He did make the threat. He did get arrested. He's not acting like, his eye is so fucking dilated on one side. It's definitely, he's not. he's totally not okay but our family i'm gonna do i love this family if we didn't get a get outside to say our prayer if they'll be nice enough to give me uh two minutes thank you god for right now for this gift that is right now with my family in austin texas i just want to cry

thank you god for right now thank you for the gift of my family okay so he needs to get clean on whatever from whenever he's on then he goes okay like he goes to jail whatever they arrest him then like the next day he's already back in the hotel room i guess ankle monitor i don't know what the situation was but he's like still filming still talking about fighting joe like i think since i started this podcast there's probably 10 more videos that he's posted i mean let's see the most recent one there's one of him like crawling around the hotel room um yeah there's new ones oh my god there's since i started there's one two four new ones yeah he definitely has an ankle monitor on

okay i had to delete a bunch of videos because we ran out of storage so we're winding up winding down our time if you know what it feels like to be bullied it's just not a good feeling and when you watch somebody else get bullied and there's something you could have done about it okay jesus so it turns out we might be leaving austin sooner than what we were hoping is it sooner than what you were hoping how about you ask sooner we might be leaving sooner we got here on monday we're hoping to stay 12 days to be welcomed in the friendly state that i'm from joe needs to just have him on like he's harmless i mean well no i don't think he's harmless i'm i i'm sketched out i don't know what he's capable capable of i feel like

but like that's like how homeless people make me feel like they look scarier than they actually are like they before they can't even like they're just gonna fall over when they try to punch you you know now that'll be hilarious or crazy if that day happens if he ever goes on joe's podcast but yeah that's like the update in the world of social media right now liver king's back he's worse than ever and uh he's been arrested in the state of texas for threatening joe rogan And, um, he is not looking good. So, I mean, the dude has aged 40 years in a year. Um, get someone, get this man, a cigarette and a bowl of ice cream. You know, he he's clearly, um, his glucose levels are way too fucking low. Scorpion levels, scorpion venom levels are way

too high does he I mean he needs rehab he needs I to be he needs love rehab people want to want to obviously they're concerned for him and want him to do be well but anyways I've no I don't think I've ever talked about liver king until today and I'm this will probably be the last time I talk about it honestly did I miss anything I think that's the episode I oh is this is this an hour and a half. Oh, I'm proud. Okay. We're going to call it. I like, is that it? Corey hasn't been home yet with the tools. So I don't think that's happening until later. The Jeff Bezos wedding content is coming out. Okay. Kendall and Kylie are there. Of course they are I wonder who's gonna be fucking who at his wedding that's honestly what

okay my two like who's hooking up with who who's what's his face is Orlando Bloom is Katy Perry at this wedding wait a minute aren't Katy and um I'm blanking on her name Jeff Bezos wife or fiance almost wife Lauren Sanchez aren't Lauren Sanchez and Katy Perry friends and aren't Orlando Bloom I saw the Orlando Blooms there but they just got divorced are they is it all cool though like I don't know the situation with that I just want to know okay I think I saw Tom Brady get on a boat in Venice Kim's there Tom's there interesting okay situation we who else is at this wedding yeah i want to figure i want to find it i want okay

now i'm more interested because i want to know like it's a wedding like it's gonna get saucy and crazy you know it's jeff bezos it's the wedding of the century right or i don't know not really who's like more impressed okay if someone got married today who would I be like whoa that's a huge wedding like who's like crazy famous and rich Kylie honestly like okay no wait Kylie we've seen Kim get married maybe Kendall because she's not really she just doesn't have that like Genesis. It's not like she's super famous, but like, who's like so famous that would be like crazy to see him get married. Not really anyone. It's like, wait, no one's coming to mind.

Who are the billionaires? Like, yeah, Jeff, Elon, a bunch of random people I don't know about. Kylie Haley Haley Haley's married um I guess people are excited about Benny and Selena's wedding obviously Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez but like that doesn't really oh my god Taylor and Travis that would be it that would actually get me excited because that's crazy like if Taylor Swift got married that's actually crazy Jeff Bezos it's like whatever what is he on his 10th marriage how many marriages has this guy had how many marriages has she been through I'm not judging you not at all I'm pro-divorce I'm pro as a child of a divorced parents I'm pro-divorce

I'm pro don't keep it together for the kids I'm just like as a kid who has parents who kept together for the kids I wish they did there's some, there's some laundry for, there's some family dirty laundry or some like personal tea. I guess the older I get, the more I realize how important it is for the two parents of children to be well and healthy and solid. And, and, you know, like that's where it starts and trickles down trickles down to the kids and I don't think it's worth sticking through dysfunction for the sake of keeping the family together for like multiple years too late you know like I feel like it's how both parents deserve to be happy and I don't know maybe the love is too big for

that I don't know like I sometimes that is a thing I don't know I can't speak for other people but I'm just like kids don't get they don't get to choose you know and it's all good it made me funny I wasn't funny this episode but I feel like it built character gave me perspective I'm grateful for my story and my life and what has unfolded it's the only way I can approach it because it makes me who I am and it's It's, everything's perfect in God's image. Right?

Is that in God's image? What's the right way to say that? I'm a big believer though. I'm not like everything happens for a reason, but like everything happens for a reason. Like everything you experience in this life is supposed to be the way it is. and you can fight that system all you want but like at the end of the day if you just and I'm

because I'm not type a like I said I'm sort of in certain areas I am though I think you can be of course there's a spectrum for everything you can be a little bit of this a little bit of that but I think what I struggle with and what I'm like honestly doing a lot of therapy about is like letting just like like letting go of control and I think that's a direct response to like when your life was always chaotic and out of control and now you have agency and freedom and like you're an adult and you have your own independence you can make you have your own free will you're choosing you can create your own life now that you're on your own like I think I'm I've overcompensated or I'm now I hold on to control and I want to feel

in control because that makes me feel safe where sometimes in a lot of ways it holds me back and it restricts me like too much of anything isn't good and so with fighting for control all the time and feeling like I'm in the driver's seat of my life and I'm choosing everything it's always you know my just I'm so like attached to that where I think I need and I feel like I'm looking for a breakthrough right now okay behind the scenes a little more tea a little personal tea I think I'm I'm I'm on that cusp of like I know I'm gonna have a breakthrough soon I'm like working a lot of stuff out but I think my breakthrough is gonna be wow it feels so good to let go of control and just like release everything and let life unfold and just go with

it you know and and find I think I found a lot of joy and a lot of fulfillment in recently in commitment and choosing and being decisive because those are things that I wasn't that I like wasn't that good at or feared in the past where like now i've learned that it feels so good to do that so that's a lesson i've learned but i think the next lesson i'm gonna learn and it's gonna be really good for me is like letting go of fear and control because you can't that's just not how life works like you you're not gonna make progress you're not gonna make moves and you're not gonna like live a like that if you're always restricting controlling and making everything like perfect exactly how you want I'm not like a perfect I feel like a lot

of people think I'm a perfectionist she's a perfectionist I'm really not I think the number one example is this podcast like I said this is only going to be an hour and a half now we're going to go on three hours right like I talk out of my ass I don't edit for the most part like this is a one take um podcast I I've let that go like whatever I say on the show is what's going to get put out and I just don't I'm just like whatever um so yeah as far as like putting myself out there and being 100% real and real and honest and on my show like I don't I'm not like because that's the ultimate perfectionist thing is if I constantly edited every segment of my show and I was only saying like I was really calculated about what I put out there like so this this is a good example

But as far as other things in life, I think I am a little bit of a perfectionist and way too controlling over. And it's like, for what, you know? Get in the ocean, swim with the sharks, you're going to be fucking fine, you know? That's the moral of the story. Happy episode 404. We did it. I got to go. This is going to be disgusting.

I got to go change my tampon. I don't know. I just got to clean my hair. what I'm so disgusting I can't not be disgusting on my show it's like a it's like a tick it's like I fucking always bring up something really personal or you know it's a woman's body is beautiful we bleed every month it's gorgeous okay we create we are fucking magical creatures we birth human we create life okay we should be worshipped we should be

yeah not oppressed and that's why i'm i'm a feminist and um i need to end the show this is the part where i come down and i'm like what else do i have to say i guess we'll do the plugs like a team i'm not gonna say please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now i'm on apple spotify spotify google podcast stitcher breaker overcast wherever you listen podcast please hit that subscribe button and review the show five stars while you're there i'm on uh youtube this is a video and audio podcast please hit that subscribe button on my YouTube channel. It's my mission to be monetized on YouTube. So go subscribe to my

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you're hot you're talented you're kind you deserve everything you want in this life and never change alright i used to say something at the end of the show i used to say um what did i used to say i said the same thing every ending of the show i said

you're i don't know something like what i just said honestly it was very but it was even better than that it was like basically you're great never forget it something super fucking stupid not stupid helpful and healthy but um I don't know okay happy episode 404 thanks for hanging out I'll talk to you next week bye