The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 419- Epstein & The Rise of The Adult Toddler

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

At 2 a.m. I almost made this episode “Baal and Moloch for Dummies.” Instead, we’re talking about something arguably more relevant: the rise of the adult toddler in the US.We start light. Why I��m a Karen, potato balls, what I couldn’t do if you pointed a gun to my head, Super Bowl party drama, Valentine’s Day, home decor updates, hyperfixations (spoiler: whales and deep lakes lol) and childhood nostalgia. Plus additions to the official “TJMS Love and Hate List” and it’s brutal and mean for no reason! Then we zoom out.Every week we’re mad at something new. Epstein this, Trump that. Anti-Semitism. Pedophiles. Left vs right. Pick a side. Repeat. The cycle is destabilizing by design. It keeps you reactive, flooded, and convinced you’re living through the worst moment in human history. If you find yourself spiraling about headlines every week (like I do on my podcast!), that’s the trap. Adults are not meant to live in a constant state of emotional whiplash and we need to know less. I’m not saying disengage. I’m saying grow up, develop some composure, read history, go outside, and get perspective. I break down what I’m picking up from the Epstein files, Ghislaine Maxwell’s deposition, Pam Bondi’s congressional hearing defense of the Justice Department, former Prince Andrew arrest updates, Nancy Guthrie developments, Michael Jordan controversy, and why it feels like everyone is constantly whining like a 2 year old.It’s not about the headlines. It’s about how we’re behaving. And I have thoughts.REVIEW THE SHOW ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://open.spotify.com/show/4ijzUBunTIHgVmahB0ISEN BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KEEP IN TOUCH!INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe EMAIL THE SHOW!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MY MUSIC GUY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Okay, so lucky for you, or maybe not so lucky for you. This episode originally was going to be called Ball and Moloch for Dummies. Ball and Moloch for Dummies, you heard me right. That was going to be the theme of this episode. And by the way, if nothing registered or went off in your brain when I said Ball and Moloch, this podcast is not for you. Okay. I'm sorry. We're not even a minute in.

It's probably a good time to tune out. But, you know, I'll take that back. because instead of doing that okay because it was going to be way too fucking immature it was going to I could I could not we are in dire times and unfortunately I can't can't take anything seriously but dumbing down ball and moloch to a preschool level um I just don't think it's the vibe right now. Okay. So instead, let me get the Riviera vibe. Instead, we're going to talk about things like potato balls. Okay. Again, with the immaturity, it's like, I always have to do a shtick and then I'm leaning into immaturity in 2026. Um, it keeps me young. Okay.

immaturity keeps me young okay sue me things like potato balls why i'm a karen like pam bondy i'm fully a karen right now about something and we're gonna talk about it getting getting getting getting getting getting why can't i say this probably probably because my mom's listening right now. Getting eaten out. Kind of on theme with the Epstein foul drop, but it's not even related. We're not going to be funny about those two things right now, but getting eaten. I was thinking of eating babies, not literally getting eaten. Okay. Not girls getting eaten out. I wasn't, that was not where my brain went. I was connecting babies being eaten, baby fecal matter in their intestines being eaten. If this, by the

way, if you're also scratching your head, like, what are you even talking about? I am not your comfort podcast. I am not your podcast. Okay. Okay. Back to the Riviera vibe. And finally, what I couldn't do if you pointed a gun to my head. and nancy guthrie updates michael jordan pinching a little boy's ass at the daytona 500 new things i've added to the things we love on this podcast and the things we hate on this podcast list. Okay. Fuck this intro. Okay. So there's so much going on and I have so many tabs open right now that I don't even know where to, I have a, I have an itinerary. I have a plan, but I'm

overwhelmed. Okay. There's so much to cover and I'm going to try to be okay. We're going to keep this light and fun. Hi, welcome back to the show. It's Jacqueline. I'm going to keep this light and fun. Fuck that intro. But yeah, a thought came to me last night. I had a four page itinerary for this podcast and 400 tabs open. And a thought came to me to do, and I'm literally on chat GBT at 2 am asking it about ball and Moloch and child sacrifice questions. Okay. The times are getting darker. I am unfortunate. They got me. Okay. Like I said last week, I started out the episode by saying everything in the world right now is meant to destabilize you and make you feel crazy. It's meant to keep us fighting and arguing and bitching and complaining and yelling like that's what

every every news headline everything Nancy Guthrie missing that's my other you know at this point everything just feels like smoke and mirrors okay but yeah I'm down the rabbit hole at 2 a.m asking a fucking robot about ball and moloch and again if you don't understand. I'm sorry. It's like, it's like the girls that get it, get it. You're, you're either in this deep or you're not right now with the Epstein files. And by the way, the ball reference happened, I believe one time. B-A-A-L. When I say ball, it's B-A-A-L. I will educate the people that don't know what that word means. B-A-A-L. It was, I think, referenced one time. Am I getting that wrong? I swear to God. It's like you watch one TikTok and you're like, this is where it was

reference. It's like with the one reference, I believe it was the bank name, Jeffrey Epstein's bank name misspelled or it's called ball. I don't know. But anyways, yeah, I had a four page document locked and loaded. My heating pad's way too hot right now. Just turning it off. You know, I'm a maximalist I only do it on high high heat all all six clicks up I never do like a one click for a little warmth on my ass it's always like the full six and we're overheating thank god I have iced coffee today I had the four page itinerary 400 tabs loaded and I got sidetracked at 2 a.m and I'm like no this is what we're gonna do instead because if you remember every now and then I'll do a deep dive and I'll do an entire podcast, a three hour podcast on one topic. And

the most recent ones I've done were, uh, Luigi Mangione's bizarre life and, uh, world war three for dummies, the 12 day war, Iran, Israel, and the U S and I discussed it, or I taught my audience about it as if it was a high school cafeteria fight. And instead of throwing spaghetti, it was countries throwing nukes at each other and shit. And I like did a whole shtick on world war three at a, for dummies, like at a dumb level. And so today I thought it'd be fun to do that, but instead we're doing other stupid immature shit like potato balls. What did I say? Getting eaten out. Um, it's a little teaser. You never know what to take literally on this show. I feel like I'll, I, I, I talk a big game at the, see, here's the thing. I start the episode with,

I'll do the little teaser what's going on throughout the episode right and then until I get to it you won't know how literal I'm being and I think that is really fun so come along this journey with me let's uh let's uh do the plugs um please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now I'm on apple spotify google podcast stitcher breaker overcast they fucked up my Spotify video. By the way, this is a video. I'm mad right now because I just remembered and I need to check my email to see if they updated me. I was one of the first podcasts to be on Spotify video. I hold that very near and dear to my heart. Okay. I'm small peanuts in the podcasting world compared to the larger peanuts that you know very well. Okay. The color daddies

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support the show patreon.com slash tjms patreon.com slash tjms all right how are you doing today I'm wearing I am fully done with this and I'm still I'm putting it on just because I love it so much today the lip gloss is L'Oreal plumpy ambition hyaluron I always say it so wrong L'Oreal Paris Plumpy Ambition Hyaluron Lip Oil PH in the shade Lilac

I've talked about this every episode for like the last three months my mom she sent me a Sephora package with some new I think it's Rode lip gloss that I asked for she hit me up and she

listens to my podcast and she notices that I'm always putting lip gloss on. So she offered to send me more. So that's coming, but this is officially done. And then we're doing the five in one, wet and wild five in one essence primer finish powder. I'm just trying to get into it. You know what I mean?

Like I took a spin class. I'm overly caffeinated and kind of scrambled and I'm a little bit concerned about how much we have to cover and the fact that we're hitting the lunch hour very soon here. Okay. iced coffee with a Chobani sweet cream, purple canister creamer. Now the thing about the

Chobani creamer with no, it's, it's like literally cream and sugar and I think natural flavors, which is sus vanilla. It should just be like vanilla. Um, the thing about that is it's a slippery slope. You got to be careful about how much you're dumping in because that's, that's going to easily it's five gram, five grams of sugar per serving which is per one tablespoon and if you're a normal dumper like of your cream like if you have regular cream in your coffee which I typically don't do unless it's a nice coffee uh you're getting 50 grams of sugar per serving probably so just uh make sure it's a nice shade of depends how much coffee like how much espresso you put in it this is a nice

what shade of brown does this remind me of if I had to like pick something out this is giving golden retriever okay so if your coffee and that's a little too light this is giving canadian golden retriever darker it's not even that dark it's honestly so light and i probably put too much in but you know those chobani creamers the sweet cream one is the best it's the purple canister i was at sprouts sprouts yesterday i picked it up and um it was next to the nut pods creamer which is like zero sugar that i also get and i i just said fuck it and that's what we're drinking and then I have a spindrift a spindrift lemon lemon water and um let's get into it so um I haven't seen this many black squares I haven't seen this many black squares

since George Floyd was taken out okay the fucking redactions on the Epstein files the fucking black squares the amount of black squares it's giving George Floyd okay they need to take those black squares off i am so done okay i'm not going to be mad at this this early in the episode but i'm so fucking done um they did just arrest prince andrew that's breaking news today okay it's thursday it's february 19th it's 11 38 11 30 a.m 11 30 a.m pt over here on the west coast he was arrested thursday in in britain okay it was his birthday I love this for him. Um, I kind of feel like he was relieved because that man, he knew it was coming and they got him on some weird technicality. It's not even for rape. I'm just going to use the

words. I mean, I mean, we're, we're all using the words and by the way, I'm going to be towards the end of this episode. It's going to get very graphic and very, um, like I'm not even doing a disclaimer. We just need to hear these words. Okay. And I'm going to be, um, it's, I'm going to be detailing things in a, uh, for exactly how they are. Um, when we talk about the Epstein files, which I can't help myself, we'll be talking about that later. Okay. I'm not gonna be pissed now, but, um, anyways, uh, we're going to get into the life updates. We'll start light. I'm not going to get mad yet. Um, but I, I made a tech talk that went kind of viral saying, speaking of Epstein and shit, um, and Nancy Guthrie, like what the, it's all, you know,

it's all going on right now it's like you guys do you remember like who remembers Renee Good do you guys even remember Renee Good are we remembering her are we remembering Alex Pretti remember when that happened like now some trans trans man or woman whatever like not whatever you know I just did a what do you call it a little fuck up it's a trans woman or was it a man who was just dressed up as a woman to like beat so he didn't look like i didn't read this but the the shooting that happened at the hockey game on the east coast my impression of it was it was like a dad like a straight dude dressed like a woman so he can be kind of more into he could look less obvious so fucking sad

it's another week of hell okay but um yeah remember alex pretty remember Minnesota ice protests like okay but I made a a TikTok on um Candace Owens okay I basically said like if Candace wasn't so fucking busy I'm repeating myself because it's exactly I'll do this line for line my TikTok line for line I said if Candace wasn't so busy playing blues clues on her podcast to figure out who the fuck killed Charlie Kirk she I'm like trying to remember this and it's not should I just play the TikTok let me just play some media for you because it's like kind of annoying just to hear me it's gonna be me again play some media I like when I like when podcasts like kick off the show with instantly they're playing TikToks and they're playing

interviews they're just like playing stuff I don't know make some more entertaining um i try to do that with the the switchboard what is this my roadcaster pro 2 but anyways i said this we're at 63 000 views so one thing about me is i go i go viral regularly okay that's viral for me i've got a six million on there that i pinned but i definitely um regularly get over 50 000 views on my shit so the thing about nancy guthrie and i will die on this hill is that if Candace wasn't busy playing blues clues to figure out who the fuck killed Charlie Kirk over on her podcast,

she would have found Nancy by now, okay? If she wasn't so fucking busy, I'm just gonna swear. If she wasn't so fucking busy- That's kind of, okay. And by the way, you have to say, and I will die on this hill for people to continue watching your TikTok.

That's why I said it. I wouldn't have said it otherwise, okay? So anyways, so I made that. TikTok. And now I'm getting messages like this. Okay. This is the kind of shit. So if you start talking about Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens, the Epstein files, anything of that nature on your TikTok, if you start making videos like this, these are the kinds of messages you get. This is from at click my profile 27. Okay. Hey, can you please like with so many S's watch and possibly share my latest video at first it will sound crazy but if you watch until the very end

you'll understand i have undeniable proof that charlie candace erica and trump are mace masonic masonic actors freemasons i believe if you feel like the information i provided is very important which they're not all bad i just learned about the scottish right i drove by this building in San Diego and it was like Scottish Rite and it was like a fucking temple like something you'd see not a temple but like it wasn't giving Mormon church or like Mormon temple it was giving like building in DC but on the side of the freeway in Mission Valley in San Diego and I was like Scottish Rite what the fuck and it's like a brotherhood it's like a branch of this the the Masons it's a it's like you're I think it is the Freemasons of San Diego I don't fucking know

there's a lot of negative like they've been up to some shit in the past and during throughout history the Freemasons the the negative shit in the past and so there's a negative why do I care you know what I mean like I'm trying to read this So, I'm trying to make it. Shut up. Do you guys hear that? Yesterday, Louie, we ate dinner. What did I have?

We had a ribeye. Wait, we had a ribeye, spinach salad, and sourdough with graza. If you know, you know olive oil with sea salt. Not even toasted. it was so good just plain and room temp the sourdough and um anyways Corey goes down to pet Louie by the table and he like cowers and Corey's like no no you're not hand chai like no what's going on you're not hand chai and I'm like I looked at Louie and I'm like don't tell him

because I'm with the dogs all day well today they're with me typically when I podcast they're there with Corey. He takes them like two to three times a week, but I was like, Louie, don't tell him what, don't you dare tell him what I do to you when he's gone. And then, um, yeah, I'm so sweet to the dogs. Last night, speaking of my heating pad, you guys, there is nothing fucking cuter. Louie sleeps with us every single night. Okay. Um, our bulldog, English bulldog, Louie, right and last night I had my heating pad on because I'm it's so cold in San Diego right now like first of all it's like pouring down rain today and it's cold we have like a cold front and um it's freezing my house is like 63 um which is so cold for me

I'm anyways um I put the heating pad on and he like curled up on the heating pad with me and that thing again was full full volume full six clicks high okay and he was loving it and I was like that is the sweetest thing like he never lays on the heating pad the fact he didn't overheat like he loved it he we were like spooning on the heating pad it was so cute okay back to the tiktok message so you make like the videos like that and then you get these and then we'll play the video because I'm curious because I haven't seen it yet so I was just checking my messages today my TikTok messages so they go if you feel like the information I provided is very important please share my video I don't want my Christian brothers and sisters to be deceived especially

because Charlie's death in quotations oh fuck was mentioned at most American churches what the fuck okay going to their profile four followers 12 likes two videos they said my most recent video. 122 views. I'm like kind of worried, but let's play it. Let's just play. I don't know how long this is. Oh my God. What did he say? Proof that Trump, Erica, Charlie, Epstein. I don't know. You guys, all this shit is like blurring together. Yeah. Let me just play it and then we'll do life updates and fun stuff september 10th was a psyop and charlie kirk is alive he's also a freemason i'm out september 10th was a psyop and charlie kirk is still alive and he was a freemason what was that

wait september 10th was a psyop and charlie kirk is alive he's also a freemason here's why one the charlie kirk show lasted 322 weeks or six years and 66 days until his death i fucking can't okay so that's the kind of that's the kind of um those are the kind of kinds of messages i get like what's another tiktok messaging it i'm following you because you're a soft dramatic too and now i don't know how to dress is she wearing a make america gradient hat like who am i attracting like I do make videos that are a little I mean I just made a video about Candace and like what she was doing on her podcast early when Charlie Kirk got shot and it's like the the culture or not the culture the there's a there's a type of internet uh Candace fan that I found um

yeah like but they also like love trump but like she's not like stoked on him so i'm like i don't know um so she's just if you don't know so i'm a soft dramatic that's my kibbe body type that's another deep dive video i did kibbe body types that's one of the best things i discovered in my was it my 20s or was I 30 yet basically I wish I knew in my 20s what my kibbe body type was so I knew how to dress better because once I figure that out it makes shopping so much easier and you can never go wrong like I know exactly what silhouettes to buy and what necklines and what kind of pants and like the fabrics the prints and then I also do the color analysis thing which I'm so stuck between whether I'm a summer or winter and I do have dark brown hair but it's

like kind of like light brown at the root and right now I have a little bit of grow out because I do an all over dark every like three months I've been doing that recently never let me get a balayage again you guys if you're listening this podcast do not if I ever show that I'm in a hair salon, call 911 to come to the hair salon to arrest me. If I ever, yeah, do not let me do that again. Washes me out. It completely washes me out. Um, don't let my hair be shorter than my tits. Okay. Don't let me ever do a chop above the nipple. Okay. This is exactly the length it should always be okay I was looking back at pictures and it's not like I look bad but it's just it's just too soft on me I need contrast okay that's what like that's what color analysis

has taught me I need contrast but I also need it's like I need depth but not too much depth I need contrast it's so the nuance of color analysis like how oh my gosh it's even like clear versus bright versus what's like or like colors have clarity and depth and they also have it's just like vibes like color analysis is just vibes I don't know um but yeah don't let me do the balayage thing again and the thing about that is I can do the balayage thing. I can do the lighter hair, whatever, but I have to have a spray tan because I'm just so naturally cool toned and pale. So like the warmth of the hair with the balayage, with the highlights, with the pale ass cool tone, pink skin, because I lean pink.

Even when I'm tan, like naturally tan, this is a girly podcast, by the way. If you're a new listener, this is a girly podcast. We talk about things like this. even when I just naturally tan in the sun, my undertone stays pink. So that's one thing I hate about myself. I'm just not an olive bitch. I wish I was. That is okay. Who am I jealous of in this world? Olive warm toned women that naturally just have, they don't have the pink because nothing is more annoying than being pink it's not I don't think everyone's beautiful I just don't it's not my preference for myself there's a lot of beautiful and mature with it's just giving like I said we're not saying it's giving in 2026 and I've said it I'm have I said it this episode

I don't remember it's reminiscent it's like when you're flushed because you worked out I don't know but like at all times I'm really not that red but um anyways that's what azelaic or azelaic acid is for for your face by the way if you're looking for an ingredient to completely erase redness it's not going to be aha bha liquid exfoliant pads it's not going to be vitamin c that's not the kind of brightener type lightener you want you need azelaic acid it actually crosses into your blood vessels on your skin and it neutralizes the redness the more you know okay so let me get off these

tiktok messages because i know i could do an entire episode reading oh wait I had a sugar daddy one those are always fun hold on hold on I haven't gotten okay every now and then I always show Corey it's so fun hold on oh no if I open TikTok it's gonna immediately play a video and I don't want that right now it's just like have you ever the questions I ask in those messages are so fucking stupid you've ever been interested in an older man taking care of you and having have you ever wanted a monthly allowance of 6,000 a week or a weekly allowance of $6,000 and sometimes I just think it's a bot but I go to their profile and it's like clearly a person

okay so spin class all right I took a spin class and I worked out today before like the fact I got full glam spin class like lift full glam in the studio pressed record and it's not even new yet is it is a success so I took a spin class today okay am I gonna get mad right now no I'm not gonna get mad I'm gonna get like honest okay the theme of my spin class today and I know this this is like kind of late for my studio to have this kind of ride at this point it's like kind of old news it's like this was so last week or how many weeks ago was this now it was a bad bunny lady gaga ride okay the whole ride were the only bad bunny and lady gaga songs it was a 6 a.m class and what this class made me realize

it made me realize so many things so many things all these motherfuckers that had a problem with bad bunny at the super bowl performing at the super bowl and by the way he was just doing his job they asked him to do it he was just doing his job he exclusively sings in spanish like that is what he does um he was he just did his job okay like, by the way, that's what he did. He showed up. But the people that had such a big issue with it have no vibe. No vibe. They don't know how to have fun. They don't. They see color. They're not open to cultures and languages. They're the worst people to travel with. They're like where's the fucking McDonald's they're in like the heart of Puerto Rico and they're like

fuck this food I want the I want the I want a 12 piece McNugget right now like they're they have no vibe like I'm in this class and oh my god it starts off with Lady Gaga songs which amazing right like it's like you know and it's like six songs before I don't know how many songs is it's a 45 minute class but it starts off with Lady Gaga and then it switched to Bad Bunny and oh my god when the song switched to Bad Bunny, I'm like shaking my ass on my bike. I'm like, I don't understand a single word he's saying. And there's so much beauty in that. There's so much beauty in that. And I'm like, why does this rub? Why did this rub people the wrong way so much? And again, it's like, we're kind of on old news right now because this was the Superbowl. This is the

halftime show I haven't talked about it um at all like I just think it was so like I just think this turning point USA uh halftime show thing and how they went about that is so immature it's like when you this is my take okay so I'm in spin class I'm vibing I'm like oh my god this music's amazing like I love I love Bad Bunny I'm a I'm a fucking I'm obsessed like oh my god they played um uh was it Cardi B yeah I'm Cardi um I like it like that I forgot he was on that song um how does that song go it's like I like done it I like done it I like done it I don't know. What's that song? Anyways. All in Monaco. Fucking great song. So many songs are great. I'm just vibing. Then I was having flashbacks to the Super Bowl halftime show

and my Super Bowl experience. Okay. Now we're just going to start, we're going to connect this. So this is the life updates. Life updates are starting now. Let me tell you about my Super terrible experience. Okay. I was sick. Honestly, I was so fucking sick and it was annoying. Um, I've been sick three times in, and this happened last year too. Um, yeah, within like two months. So it's been, it was annoying. I was so sick and like my throat hurt and my, I was stuffed and I keep getting this annoying head cold. And, um, but anyways, let me just go to the Bad Bunny halftime show with Lady Gaga and then the Turning Point USA thing and how I said it was so immature and what my thoughts are on that. Let me just go to the specific thing at

the Super Bowl. I had a great Super Bowl. We went to our friend's house and there's tons of people there and kids and babies and it was great. And we ate all the food, drank all the drinks, like it was it was fun um but when it was halftime and again this is exactly what they want they this is the exact scenario the elites whoever the fuck is in charge of all this shit wants this is exactly what they want it's halftime and all of a sudden the main tv switches off or I forget. It was like muted. And then the other TV immediately, they put the Turning Point USA halftime show on. Like immediately it was like, oh, we're not watching Bad Bunny. And then they turned on, okay. So I think, and then they turned on like country music

to like override. I don't know if I was listening to country, you know, I think I was just listening to the turning point USA show. Okay. And I was like, wait, what? Like, I want to see what this is all about. I want to see like how great this is, how bad this is. Like it's the halftime show at the Superbowl. I'm here to watch the Superbowl. This is the Seahawks versus the Patriots. Like I'm just, I'm the only Seahawks fan in the building. This is important to me. This is my fucking Superbowl. I was like getting, I was getting pissed. I was ceiling internally. And I was like, what the fuck? And there were some young kids there that like wanted to see bad bunny perform so eventually they turned it on okay so you had bad bunny on one side and you

had the turning point USA on the other side and immediately I was like this turning point USA country bumpkin bullshit fucking kid rock kid rock I don't know who was performing and then you've got this vibe over here i'm like how could you hate on this vibe how could you hate on this i mean not it wasn't the best halftime show that ever was okay no one will outdo michael jackson's halftime show my personal favorite in recent years is rihanna because that is my queen okay i loved the red i love the marshmallow people dancing i love that she was pregnant i love the platforms that were rising and falling and like I just loved the aesthetics of it it wasn't the greatest halftime show of all

time but it was the halftime show and here's what I'll get back to the preschool behavior thing or like the immature behavior it it's like um it's like when you have kids and a decision is being made for what you're gonna do right like okay I'm trying to think of a scenario uh it's like when you're a kid and your parents are like we're gonna watch like in my case i'm gonna think of something very nation specific to my family okay so it's sunday night we just ate dinner as a family okay we just had spaghetti and garlic bread and my mom made a beautiful caesar salad and um my parents were drinking i think they they would always drink the menage wine the red blend the menage a trois i think it was menage a trois is that what it's called wine

and uh it's you know this is we're having dinner at six seven p.m it's sunday night hey kids we're sitting around as a family we're gonna watch 60 minutes because there's this special about the the war in iraq okay we're gonna sit down as a family we're gonna watch the special because this reporter is out in the field she's in iraq and we're gonna watch this interview because it's going to, you know, like, this is going to be good. Like, we're going to all sit down as a family and watch it. So as a kid, it's like, this is what we're doing. This is what's on the TV. And this is what we're watching. We don't get the option. We don't get the like, or if you're not into this, you can go over in the kid's room and you can watch

Blue's Clues or whatever. Like, you don't get that. It's like, this is the decision. This is what we're watching. And so my, the vibe of the Turning Point USA halftime show was like a bunch of whiny kids that were like we don't like this guy that speaks Spanish and sings in Spanish and he wore a dress or something I'm not quite sure with what the lore is on Bad Bunny in a dress or wearing drag I don't know the lore I hadn't even looked it up um it's like a bunch of whining adults but they're acting like kids who are like we can't have this this is bad for our country and this is, they're trying to, whatever. And we're going to go off and do our own thing. It's so preschool, immature, stupid. Like that's how I see everything now. I'm like, these are a bunch

of whiny adults that have no vibe, that are so immature, that don't embrace culture, that don't, it's like sometimes and I said this like when the protests were going on and these leftist people like I don't even know if they're most of them yeah of course they were just agitating ICE agents and being assholes in the streets and provoking them and being so aggressive towards them for it's like sometimes you just have to like unfortunately as a citizen like sit on your hands and like watch things you don't want to see happen. Same with this halftime show. It's like be an adult. Like this is what is, you might not agree with it, but like, this is what we're going to watch. Like my family with watching 60 minutes on Sunday night. Like this is what we're watching

as a family. This is the movie we're watching, you know? And it's like, I'm always boiling things down to like maturity and emotional, emotional, what do you call it? Intelligence and shit. It's like because yeah that was wacky that Turning Point USA thing was so wacky and I think I was also pissed off about it because the the I know too much about Turning Point USA right now because of fucking Candice and like listening to some of her podcasts and like Erica and just the vibes are off and I just was like and no one was like getting down to it it was just on like I maybe there's one guy that wanted to see it the turning point one but you could see a riff in the in the room back to like this is what they want to is this just a political podcast now like what did

I say the other day I'm like people are like I don't get political I don't talk politics it's not even left versus right right now by the way it's it's um good versus evil okay that's really If you've learned anything in recent times, that's, it's good versus evil. It's, it's us versus them. It's not us against each other, left versus right. It's anyways. But yeah, the fact the room was kind of, there was tension. I know like palpable tension where it was like, what the fuck we want to watch bad bunny. And then other people are like, fuck that, fuck bad bunny. Fuck. It's like, why do they even think that? Because of what Trump tweeted about him or like, because of some, shit they saw about him wearing a dress or whatever like the Spanish speaking part of it

like it's not ideal it doesn't represent like okay but the majority of our country right but it does represent a pocket of our country um it's music it's art god bless Lady Gaga was there singing in English her I loved her um her little like the little cha-cha they were doing what do you call that a little he brought he brought out the little Latina in Lady Gaga was cute I was loving her little blue dress but but I'm just at the point now where I'm like can everyone just like shut the fuck up and vibe that's why I can't with the turning point USA halftime show it was just so not that you know it was so not that it was so whiny bitchy complaining like and here I am doing

that but I think you get the point um but yeah I had fun in spin class and then um we'll get to the Karen thing why I'm a Karen like Pam Bondi like I teased in the beginning she was such a Karen and she couldn't even fucking it's like they can't even answer any basic questions about the Epstein files it is so frustrating okay um yeah I went to spin class then I worked out I did a glute workout and then I'll get to the Karen part because of the glute workout and the thing I'm well that'll be a little a little bit later in the life updates okay so Valentine's Day was last weekend but I'm gonna do a little like a recap um okay so Valentine's Day was last week and I'm gonna do a little recap

uh dude I forget what sound effects I have on here I'm a little rusty okay so Valentine's Day I love Valentine's Day I love it's it's so awesome and amazing and I love okay this is my favorite thing about about Valentine's Day and what I witnessed I think was it a Saturday yeah was it a Saturday I think it was a Saturday anyways I just love how everywhere you go all the girls stepped out in their pink and red I was in my spin class every fucking sports bra every legging every sock every headband hearts on shit like everyone just it's like it's like so cool how girls collectively around the world on Valentine's Day just come out in the world they go out in

public they wear their cute little pink and red stuff and of course I went to the gym after spend class like this is just my routine whatever um and you go to the I went to my gym and it was like all the girls on the stair master wearing their pink little shorts and leggings all the girls on the treadmills all it's like everyone was in their pink and red it was so just so like you know I don't know I just love you know everything's about girlhood and girls and girly things and everything is for the girls and but it really fucking is you know what I mean I see that shit and I'm like I think I saw a couple guys in red shirts I think the guys on Valentine's Day in the gym in red shirts were legitimately trying to fuck I think it was like

they're trying like because why else would you try to why would you wear an on theme color Valentine's Day color on Valentine's Day at the gym unless you're trying to fuck so I think that's why they were wearing them but I noticed that but I'm like guys just like don't I don't know I'm like maybe on like veterans day it'd be cool if everyone like popped out in their camo like the guys should do that like what's like a manly straight man type holiday that they could all wear a color for or something I think I feel like veterans day would be like the one but it's not kind of insensitive because you're not a veteran you're wearing camo and like you can't really do that unless you're actually and I unless you're actually uh unless you've served

or if you're in actively in the military oh my god my favorite thing that we say as a oh my god it's just like I talk about us as a couple too much it's not my entire personality it really isn't but like there's this billboard I think it's taken down now a marine billboard there's also what do you call it commercials for the Marines and the slogan is the few the proud the Marines but the way you have to say it a certain way and you have to say proud a certain way and I'm going to try to channel this right now and I might call Corey for him to say it on the phone because he does it he could be a voice actor he he's so good at voices and shit he's so animated but it's like wait let me get my military music

okay it's like the few the proud the marines the proud part it's not proud it's proud you have to like let air come out of your throat it's like proud submarines and then he like we then we like salute each other and it's like I don't know um okay so life updates valentine's day um by the way because I just mentioned my throat this is part of my life updates I am deep in my or I'm back in my whale hyper fixation phase so and one thing I learned about whales that I did not know is that you can't if you get swallowed by a blue whale which is the biggest animal in history on the planet ever

the blue whale it's bigger than the megalodon I believe it's bigger than any dinosaur whale you might think the dinosaur whales were bigger because of Jurassic what was it Jurassic Park the one where they had the the whale creatures in the ocean that were whatever those were called no no because those were fucking huge um you know the blue whale is the biggest animal ever in the world to exist to exist in the world ever and if you get swallowed by a blue whale it's gonna spit you right back out because the size of its esophagus i learned is is the size of a grapefruit so they have that huge mouth that they open when they and they fill it

full of krill and shit and then anything that's too that's bigger than a krill gets spit right back out because it's literal throat the proud you know like like I love saying it kind of feels good on your throat when you say that and my throat hasn't been feeling very well lately so like I'm really trying to it feels good to podcast you know and to use my voice and to not be in pain so the throat is so is only a grapefruit size so it can't actually swallow you and I was thinking about those guys that like we're talking like two guys in the last five years that got eaten by a whale and spit back out it's like yeah that's why because they'll asphyxiate or asphyxiate or

whatever and that's what happens to killer whales so kill so again life up life update we're kind of off 9-11 and we're back on the whale thing like I predicted and then also lakes I'm also okay it's like Epstein files Nancy Guthrie whales and a little 9-11 and then deep scary lakes around the world and then also i can't there's this other thing where these people slide in caves that are really confined what is that called splunking i don't know um but the like killer whales if they eat a seal that's too big they'll affixate or whatever because like they'll like choke on it because their throats can, they can swallow, killer whales can swallow bigger prey, but it can also be a problem. Like

if the prey is too big, they can choke on it and die, which I guess makes sense. It's like, it's like what you teach a kid when they're two, it's like chew your food so you don't choke and you know, die and suffocate. And let's just, let's, let's take this time by the way, right now let me just okay speaking of choking and dying I believe that's the number one cause of death in men okay I'm not laughing but like no literally there's so many examples or or there's it's a common thing for a man to be choking at a steakhouse on his his filet or whatever his fucking New York New York strip because he took you know he's you know took a too big of a bite all right it's common for a man to like that happens he's choking

and he excuses himself to the bathroom then when he's in the bathroom he dies and the tip I have for you on the podcast is probably my only tip because I didn't come locked and loaded with anything else other than this and this just came to me the tip of the day is to always be dramatic always just honestly always be no when it comes to anything medical it doesn't matter how small the medical emergency is I'm talking you could have a fucking paper cut be dramatic you never know when something could go over the edge to the point where you could die okay so like men who choke on steaks in restaurants and go to the bathroom because they're embarrassed because they don't want

to be doing that in front of everyone and they eventually die they let embarrassment take over and embarrassment is what killed them their inability to yeah uh it makes sense like they're embarrassed oh my god you guys I'm kind of out of breath right now be dramatic even if it's like you're in public I think of scenarios so much like I I envisioned oh my god I almost shit myself in spin class oh my god this is okay sorry with the beeps, but like literally, okay. I almost shit myself in spin class and like it was early in the morning and I had a Celsius and then I immediately got on the bike. Like it's within five minutes. Like I'm, I wake up at 525. I leave to spin class at 550 and on my way to spin class

at 550, I chug a Celsius. It's like the worst thing you could do for the female body, but that's what I do and I feel amazing after so like fuck it but literally I'm in spin class and the Celsius hit the caffeine hit the taurine the guarana the whatever they put in Celsius uh it hit and I felt like I was gonna shit myself and I was imagining like while I'm writing I was so I was so like at that point I'm just disassociating I'm like they're telling me to do all these hand motions and shit and pushups and like whatever. And I'm like doing it, but I'm kind of on autopilot because I'm that good at spin class now. I think I'm on my 92nd class. How many, how many classes have I taken? I'm almost at a hundred rides. Do you like give you a,

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I signed up for another one. I forgot on Saturday. Uh, yeah. 92 classes completed. they like take your picture when you hit certain numbers and they give you a little a little card and I honestly like don't want my picture taken but like I'll do it but anyways I was imagining like if I shit my pants right now like what would like what would actually happen so you'd shit your I'd shit myself on the bike so this is a girly podcast we talk about girly things this is also a political podcast we talk about current events and politics and the government and the deep state and Moloch and ball and, um, true crime and, um, pedophiles and rapists and murders and, um, uh, and also

shitting yourself, which means that everyone who listens to podcast, I'll repeat this for the hundredth time on the show is in the friend zone. Okay. So if you're listening to this podcast and you're a male, why I'm also married, but like you are also in the friend zone. Like you are my gay best if you are a man I don't care if you're straight this is for honestly this is for the girls and gays and the guys I have a large male audience it's a straight male audience you're in the friend zone okay you're gonna hear about me shitting in spin class um we're just we're broing it we're broing down okay we're I am a boy this is a boy podcast um I am a tomboy I think that's pretty obvious um I'm not like other girls I'm

yeah so uh yeah so I was imagining like what would actually happen if I shit myself I'm like okay so I projectile shit my because it was going to be one of those and I'm like okay so I scurry out and then it's going to smell like I shit myself so like immediately they're going to be like someone literally shit themselves and then they're gonna see me leave and then like I was literally because I get intrusive thoughts like that of specific things that if oh what if I did this you know so I'm in class this wasn't today by the way this is a different spin class isn't another this is like a week ago or something and I'm like okay I scurry out clearly I shit myself but like what if it like got I don't know on the bike or

something like on the seat and I was like would they just kind of have to go like okay guys like you know like we had a little medical emergency I don't know what they say medical emergency or they just kind of go um or would everyone just kind of like know to leave so they could clean it up and like because you wouldn't want to you know I was thinking of that I'm like how would they stop class and have to like handle that I'd be I would literally just drive away no I could not you know what honestly I could just I would go clean myself up I would probably make a joke about it I would honestly do the whole like yeah I joke about it I'd say like um I don't know what would I say I don't know what do you do in that moment I've never shit myself in public but like

I know that's coming at some point in my life. I feel like that's like a rite of passage into your elderly years or something. Like you just shit yourself. Okay. Valentine's day was great. Um, I went to CVS and the morning of Valentine's day, I played an SNL skit about going to CVS like on Valentine's day, realizing, cause you're there to like pick something up like shampoo or something and then you're like oh fuck it's valentine's day and then you like buy a stupid stuffed animal and like box chocolates in a carton like five minutes before you see your girlfriend or your wife and i literally played that for cory like 6 a.m and then that's exactly what i did literally it was exactly what i did i was in town i don't know i went to

the goodwill probably i was at tj maxx i don't know i was just like out it's like is there more to life is there am I is my growth am I stunting my growth or like am I not is there more to my life than going to this going to spin class going to the gym getting a smoothie going to the Goodwill going to TJ Maxx going to HomeGoods going to Ulta going to a different antique store and maybe another thrift shop and then maybe the nursery to pick up a cool plant on a Saturday oh fuck and maybe like hit up the golf course I don't know at some point like that fits in maybe I'd cut out a few other things and like or just like hit balls on a Saturday is there more to my life now I honestly don't think so

I love I love my life I love those things fucking love it even if I literally walked or did I just walk in and out if I didn't buy a single thing no literally the goodwill oh my god that never happens I didn't have very much time but I literally walked in and out empty-handed I haven't done that in a long time I just felt like I was I was kind of like I had a few shirts and like a book and I was like I just feel like I'm buying to buy right now and anytime I feel like I'm buying to buy I don't buy and I just dip out of the store and anytime I enter a store and leave a store empty-handed especially a clothing store or something of that sort I always think I always think they think I I always think

they think I stole something like I don't know what it is I'm just like okay I walked in and I walked out but I didn't get anything I don't know I'm not stealing like I don't know I always feel nervous but anyways I went and got him a card and shit and then we had a fancy dinner a steak dinner it's all I wanted all he wanted I'm like what else did we do on Valentine's Day or he kind of had we had like a valentine's day friday night too we've been eating so much ice cream you guys not gonna lie like i've had ice cream three nights in a row ordered like we are every night and well three nights in a row and then last night it was from our own freezer but that's because i said

I'm this this $40 ice cream delivery needs to stop this is why I went to Sprouts yesterday and I got ice cream for us like little cones just something I I just always need a little something after dinner and a piece of dark chocolate just doesn't do it for me right now like I just I'm over it I'm like it just doesn't hit like a little like mini ice cream cone or a little like ice cream sandwich or something. Um, I try to get the healthified ones a little, you know, they're not as like, like the Greek yogurt ones, whatever. But, um, yeah, I got, we had ice cream. So anyways, we had like a Friday night, Valentine's day. And then we went to our favorite. I declared it's my favorite steak in San Diego. Cause we have tier lists for Italian food, steakhouses, sushi. Like

we always keep a running list going in our heads as like, as a couple of like our favorite places in our favorite restaurants. Same thing. Um, anyways, this is called, it's called the Remy. It's in San Diego off the eight, kind of like when you go into mission Valley, that's for my San Diego listeners and my San Diego listeners only. And, um, it's our friend's steakhouse. And, um, we all, the same friend that we went to Val or not Valentine's the Superbowl party um we went to their house for the Super Bowl party and uh anyways we got we got the best dinner ever and you guys I've had this waiter before and he's my favorite waiter I think his name is Nate am I gonna say something crazy right now he's so you guys he's so the T-Rex

from Toy Story coded it's unbelievable like I'm just you know when a person looks like a cartoon character and like they completely resemble each other that closely like everything about him is the dinosaur from T-Rex and it's just on I can't unsee it and he's the best waiter there and he's so nice and anyways I feel bad for saying that but like you know what who I just got told at the, the Superbowl party towards the end, we were about to leave. Hey, have you ever been told you look like someone? And I'm like, Oh yeah. Like, and immediately I knew who she was going to say immediately. I was like, I'm the ice princess. Okay. God rest her soul. Very. It's very sad I am yeah who's what's her name again um she just passed away um

Michelle Michelle Trachtenberg I've gotten that a few times I think it's the eyes like something about my eyes not everything but I think it's how my eyes are set are very similar to hers yeah she died i think she had like a liver transplant and she passed away last i think was last year but yeah i got told that and i was like i knew immediately because it's usually ice prince it's michelle tractenberg or um uh i was gonna say sydney sweeney as a joke i'm not even fucking blonde but like i don't know uh i don't know i really don't get it that much but i do get that one but anyways he looks like my waiter was amazing our food was amazing these potato balls okay

so we had so I'm looking at the menu and I want everything because everything at this restaurant is a 12 out of 10 they've had like three different chefs in the last like they've only been open for like maybe three years and they've had maybe longer than that but the chef it's it has the food now is so fucking good everything is a 12 out of 10 the staff the way they come bring your food it's always someone from the kitchen it's always like I don't know just like the vibe is so like luxury I don't know like elevated there um but it doesn't feel snobby snooty it's not like that kind of place. It's like very living room, comfortable, classy. Yeah. I love the vibe there. Anyways. Um, I'm looking at the menu. I want everything. We get the octopus. We always

get the octopus. We get, uh, the bread service. You got to get the bread service. I love how they call it bread service. Okay. I get the bread service, get the octopus, split a Caesar. We always split a Caesar uh and then I'm looking at the do we get another appetizer besides that no okay but then I'm looking at these potato croquettes and all I read is a5 Wagyu Gruyere and like an aioli and a potato like I I see some sort of some a combination of those words and I'm just like and they're in a croak I think it's a croquette croquette croquette is what it's technically called. And I'm like, I need these.

I just know they're gonna be fucking amazing. And we got them. Did anyone, okay, I, the Food Network raised me. Food Network raised me fully, okay? I think we talked about Giada last week and the way she said pasta and the way she like talked, she would say Italian words

like when you're talking to someone who speaks Spanish and they like roll the R all of a sudden when they say a word in Spanish. I can't even say anything in Spanish. Like I literally went to Spanish level two and forgot everything. And I feel so dumb because I'm like, that is the most useful language to know,

especially where I live. Tortilla is just tortilla, right? There's no like R to be rolled. Tortilla, no, it's not that. Okay, it's like burrito, yes queen. Okay, I did it, burrito, burrito, burrito. Why does it sound, I'm so embarrassed. I am the man going into the bathroom,

choking on a steak at the restaurant who's about to die. Okay, I'm not embarrassed right now. I'm gonna stop myself. I'm not gonna lean in to trying to say, pronounce words in Spanish. With, or pronounce Spanish words in the Spanish way. Why can't I think of a biblioteca? Why can't I think of any other word?

I'm like, like literally choking right now. No, I'm like freezing up. Okay. The Food Network raised me. Jada, Bobby, Ina, Rachel Ray, Sandra Lee, Guy Fieri, Fieri. Just thought of Burt Kreischer correcting people when they say Fieri instead of Fieri. And I don't know, I just thought of that. And that's so, it just, I just can't get over him sometimes, Burt Kreischer and how, um, yeah. Um, anyways. Oh, the guy from unwrapped when they go through the food factories and they'd show you how

to make an Oreo or whatever, or like hot cocoa mix and how it's made. I'm not how it's made. it's called unwrapped that's another great show how it's made was that discovery channel all that shit deadliest catch all the fucking discovery channel shows tlc little people big world um john and kate plus a okay uh i just thought about tits too oh my god i'm like literally other shows that raise me the girl girls next door i would literally watch the girls next door where they would like the playmate like this is how I knew I knew from like a young age that I was gonna have big fake tits someday and honest to god like I think the girls next door

it started with that show because I would be like I don't know 13 like watching E it's the girls next door they're blurring the tits and it was just like I don't know like my I was just like you guys this is like okay again with like being a young girl watching basically I don't know if this is like the right time you know it's it's just like Michael Jordan whatever the fuck he was doing the kid's ass it's like it's just not the right time to make references to things when I was a 13 year old girl looking at you know what fuck it I was appreciating women and their bodies at a young age and I knew that I wanted that for myself someday we'll just keep it simple it doesn't need to be too deep it doesn't need to be

no um but the way I would have the channel switcher button like the one that would go back to the other channel I'd have like Arthur on if my parents walked in god what a time to be alive you know what I mean that was great that was a great time but But all those shows raised me. Back to the Food Network. One of my favorite shows was called The Best Thing I Ever Ate. And it was a show where they would bring on the Food Network chefs, the stars, the Bobbies, the Inas, the Jadas, the hosts of the shows.

And they would talk about the best thing they ever ate. and they would showcase a specific like they'd pick a theme like desserts or tacos or like burgers or whatever and they would like each person would detail out the best thing they ever ate in that category and I like that show so much to the point where my mom and I took a trip to Seattle and we stayed in a hotel I think I was like back to school shopping with her I forget what this trip was I think it was literally like hey let's stay in Seattle in a hotel and go shopping for back-to-school clothes which was that was honestly I just remember remember that trip that was a fun trip fuck who's calling

hold on we got we never we have to answer it hi you're on the cast oh I didn't know you were filming today so sorry yeah i remember i couldn't yesterday so i forgot okay goodbye just grabbing some some lunch and just calling to say hi are you at phillip eyes well then the phillip eyes actually yeah you're getting the chicken salad chicken salad with a meatball nice and papa stewie wants uh a meatball and a pasta oh really yeah that's not like him I know he said he needs to put on some LV

so yeah but he's going to take a fat nap after that he needs it I love you I love you too have a great session thank you I am love you bye great session um anyways we stay at this hotel and

I like that show so much to the point where I remember Jada liked these it was the donut episode or the dessert episode of the best thing I ever ate and she liked these donut holes from this random restaurant in Seattle and the way she talked about it was like oh my god these are the this is like so good and so like my mom and I went to this restaurant and got them and I just remember like wow these are the best donuts I've ever eaten because they were Jada's favorite donuts or whatever these potato balls I had at this Remy at the Remy restaurant on Valentine's Day they're the type of thing you put in your mouth and you just immediately say fuck like oh fuck like holy fuck like I was so they only give you like six it's it's like fried potato with

gruyere, lightly fried. There's an aioli underneath the potato bite. Has a little strip of Wagyu with something on top of that. They're so rich in like the best way. I've never put anything, like it was the best thing I ever ate. It was the best thing. So that was our Valentine's day. Okay. Wait, we had, um, I got a ribeye. He got a New York strip. We always get fillets. Every time we're at a steakhouse, we get a filet and I'm like, let's just switch it up. Like I'm a ribeye chick. I've just kind of leaned into the, the ribeye life. I just love the fattiness. I don't care about it. I just, I love a filet though. If I'm at a steakhouse, I get a let me just carry on with what we got because I could go off on my steak tier list right now

but there's like good and bad ribeyes like it depends on the source honestly like you can eat some really like gross ribeyes they're like overly fatty and it's just yeah um what else do we get oh my god I love our waiter I love him so much Nate right I hope I'm getting his name right and oh we got the cornbread we got oh my god oh my god we got the mac and cheese do we get the mac and cheese okay it comes with a steak potatoes and green beans I'm not kidding when I say I I'm not kidding when I say this I could literally go to a steakhouse

seven nights a week and just eat and never get sick like just the way it's like you get the wine you get the little bread service you get the salad you get the the little potato balls that are like so amazing like I could have left happy just having that and then it's like the steak comes and you get the mac and cheese and you get the cornbread I mean we were eating so much food it was insane and then um it comes with like mashed potatoes and green beans with the steak and then you get the mac and cheese and the cornbread and then and he offered because like we were debating on the cornbread well he goes you know I could you know we could wait for wait on the cornbread and put a little scoop of

vanilla ice cream next to it and have that for dessert and I'm like immediately I was just like knowing us like we're gonna have dessert anyway so let's just have it with dinner and so and then when dessert came I just loved how he goes he gave us a little dessert menu and he goes he just like looked over he didn't like fully like turn his body towards us he goes get the butter cake uh or what did he say like yeah get the yeah he's like yeah get the butter cake get the butter cake just like very quickly and like under his breath almost just like not just so confident and like immediately I was like not even debating this not even questioning it I trust him with my life I would go to war for him I just love this guy so much like sometimes people

are just so good at their job you know what I mean and he's so good at his job and I've had him twice now and every time I've had him I'm like like damn sometimes you get a really great waiter and you're just so taken back by it and you're like fuck yeah and then we get the butter cake and oh my god wait a minute best thing i've ever ate literally this remy restaurant the food is so fucking good and i had a different uh steakhouse above it this wasn't this wasn't on my radar as my top steakhouse and up until this valentine's day and now it's it's surpassed my other i had like three above it i don't know why i think it was just the setting maybe was better but the food at this place is so good we eat the butter cake it's like dripping in caramel

and butter fucking ice cream and it's like so rich and oh my god and then um we're just sitting there like in a coma after just drinking our wine and we run out of it and he just comes over just keeps it going and it's like i didn't think i could love you anymore buddy and it's just like it keeps because I think you saw me take the last sip and it's like before I could even set my wine glass down I had two glasses of wine at that point these are nine ounce pours I mean these were some fucking big ass pours so god bless that was our valentine's day um we've been watching the Epstein documentary uh I saw it when it came out or like I watched it a couple years ago I don't know if it came out a couple years ago but and it hits different now like it doesn't I didn't

really remember it I've been re-watching interviews with victims and I've been like I've been going down the rabbit hole obviously like I've been really trying to I don't know wrap my head around it more and just kind of hard not to look all this stuff up because it's such a um yeah but we've been watching the documentary and it yeah it's different like now that we know more and these files have come out and by the way these have existed it's so crazy that this is this isn't like new I guess it's like new to the public or a lot of this stuff has been out on like the dark web I don't know like I feel like this has been in all these things people are digging up

now from the, the 3 million files they released recently are like, yeah, I guess it's been known about and like, it's been obviously, but it hasn't, I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Life updates back to that um I got a new curtain and a rug how exciting house projects out the ass all the time every day it never ends like constantly the thing about it is it's like last night we're watching some military was it military it was like was Liam Neeson no it was Gerard Butler I think it was called like the like angels have fallen we're watching some like really intense action movie and I'm trying to pay attention to it but I'm simultaneously looking up because I got this rug for our entry and I got this entry curtain what is it it's a shade not a it's like a Roman shade

I had to get a custom order because we have a weird shaped it's like a arch window anyways I'm like okay I got that and then I'm like wait I kind of want this rug for our bedroom because we need a new rug in there and then I'm like okay but then we need lamps and nightstands in there too because the ones we have we've had and then I'm like the headboard needs to go and then I'm like on chat gbt making mock-ups and then I'm like wait a minute Corey's like as we're watching this action movie he goes you know the guy that painted our bedroom did the molding or what do you call the wainscoting? He just hit me up about the laundry room. What tile did you want to use for that? And what color did you want to paint the wall? I'm like, just because I literally looked

at him. I'm like, just because he hit you up to just want, like to ask and to inquire, like, Hey, like if you need me for that, like I'm available. It doesn't mean I need to like spit that out. And like, it doesn't mean we need to like hire him right now and have him do this, but Corey likes everything done like yesterday. So I'm just sitting there like, wait a minute. now I'm thinking about the laundry room now I'm thinking about tile and now I'm and I'm like wait a minute but back to the nightstands and the rug originally I was looking for and then I'm like what's the other thing I'm having an issue with in the house like the home decor it's a lot of like interior decor stuff oh and then I'm like on Etsy and on random websites looking for

wall art and something about me that is kind of How are we doing on the upper lip? Hold on. This lip gloss is running dry and I need to reapply it. I really struggle with wall decor. like putting wall, um, wall art on our walls and photos. And I struggle with it so much. And it's not because I'm indecisive and I don't know what I want. It's because I do know what I want and nowhere has it. Nowhere has it. The, I mean, I, I love in a home. I love photography. I love black of white photography I like animals I like nature I like people I love real pictures like not this

you go into home goods and it's some tchotchke like abstract art shit and like everyone has the same art in their homes because everyone shops at home goods and none of it resonates with me so the thing about wall art is when you see it because you're gonna see it all the time like you want to feel something when I go to home goods I feel nothing okay and that's like the only place I really look and then I go to this antique store and has a ton of like cool art and but just nothing has spoken to me the only the last time a picture spoke to me that I actually bought this was back in 2019 okay so it's been a minute and I walked into this antique store in Cardiff California here north of San Diego and I guess San Diego Cardiff

whatever I walk into an antique store and across from me on the wall is this horse picture this beautiful black and white horse and then instantly I'm like I need that I haven't felt that way about a picture in years and I don't find like black and white photography in the wild like I just don't find it it's always some tchotchke like moody oil painting like you look at these home tours home everything is like moody landscape oil paintings with like the like the antique um what do you call it frame and it just all starts looking the same I just have a specific need for our walls and we have our own pictures of ourselves everywhere but not but I mean, yeah, so that's something I'm struggling with,

struggling with when it comes to the house and like home decor stuff, so life update. Okay, wait, I feel like I need to keep it moving. Epstein documentary, curtain, rug, what else do I write here? Potato balls, I just wrote potato balls. Oh, I said my hyper fixations are, yeah, the lakes are interesting.

talked about the whales. Um, okay. So lakes. Yeah, this is the craziest thing. So like there's this lake in Russia called Lake Baikal, Baikal, B-A-I-K-A-L, Baikal. It's the deepest lake in the world. It's like over 5,000 feet deep and it has freshwater seals and other life forms that are only they only exist in that lake and it's crazy like when you go down the rabbit hole with that lake there's like lore on these like humanoid alien creatures people you know like you can get into the conspiracy side of Lake Baikal and it's like craziness um there's also this lake I learned learned about in I think it's Florida called Lake Monroe so of course I was interested and um it's just infested with bull sharks and alligators like at any time there's

like 400 shark fins and like alligators chilling on the surface like it's just so you don't want to ever fall in there. Um, so yeah. Uh, speaking of lakes, I wrote this down because Corey and I are, I'm like, we always talk about our next vacation. Like, where do you want to go? We have our bucket list, whatever. And I'm like, something that's missing in my life right now is going to the lake. I miss going to the lake. We were such lake people growing up as a family. like we were every summer we're going to the lake the we're always in the lake we're always behind a boat on an inner tube we're always swimming at a lake jumping in a lake fishing at the lake lake life lake every like that's how I grew up and that's a part of my adulthood right

now that is missing and I am like we went to this when we went to Yosemite we stayed at Lake Bass or Bass Lake Bass Lake in California and it had the lake life vibe but it wasn't as vibrant as I want a lake to be like in terms of it was just a little too secluded I don't know I just don't feel like it's a destination lake and so Corey and I are um he's a place in Whitefish before I met him he had this place and there's a whitefish lake like we can go live it up there and um I grew up going to Coeur d'Alene and I'm like I really want to take him there because he's never been um but yeah I like miss the lake like I miss just being on a dock like just jumping off a dock um they just San Diego doesn't provide that it's just not

maybe that's why I loved watching Ozark so much because it was just like the setting was a lake it was so I just love I just love it and it's such a summer thing it's such a Memorial Day 4th of July Labor Day thing like my birthday is I think it's also because growing up my birthday's right next to the 4th it's July 7th so the 4th of July was always a vibe because we would like go to Ross Lake. Oh, we grew up going to Ross Lake in Washington. It's, it's got these cabins that float on the lake. And then we take little boats out and we go fishing with my grandparents. It was so cool. And there was like this waterfall and it was a lake in the mountains. Like it was very, the water was freezing. I don't know. It was like such a, it was kind of a creepy lake when I

think about it. But anyway, so that's like the current missing piece where I'm like, I'm like we need to buy a house on a lake because because we're we always talk about the future like where do we want to you know and I'm like he's like Miami New York I'm like bitch I want a fucking lake house okay like fucking let's go buy a lake house that's what my soul needs fuck a condo in Miami like not fuck a con like I'll I'll take it all like I'll be happy with anything but like because when we just went to New York and I was like he's like would you ever want to buy a place in New York and I'm like I don't think it'd be my first option like I don't know I need to go there more to feel

I didn't feel that way anytime I travel to a new place I either feel like yes I could live here or I don't. And I don't think I got that in New York. I think I appreciated New York. It closed the loop for me. I was like, okay, I've never been here. I've seen all the movies and the TV shows over the course of forever. And now I understand it. I can visualize and conceptualize it in terms of like living. Yeah. And then I haven't been to Miami. So I'm like, I don't know. I feel like, I feel like it's like San Diego, like it's amazing, but I don't know. We always talk about things like that and, but yeah, I've been obsessed with lakes moving on. Okay.

We're going to kind of turn into haven't been keeping track of time. So I have no concept of how long this episode is. We haven't even started talking about Nancy. We haven't talked about the Epstein files. We haven't talked about what else is on my, um, the Olympics. Um, okay. So we're going to kind of, we're going to, it's going to get the energy, the energy moving

forward to the next segment is going to be negative and it's, there's going to be one positive part of it. And then there's going to be hate. It's just going to be hater, hater town, hater town, typical me being just a judgmental fucking. Okay. Like I'm just going to be honest. And I don't love that about myself, but I feel like because what people on all people do on podcasts, they give their hot takes and their contrarian opinions and I guess that's the same thing it's like a hot take and being a country yeah for the sake of like being polarized it's like no this is who the fuck I am and this

is what I believe okay I'm not trying to be different I'm not trying to create drama or cause a scene or like say something controversial for the sake of like views or whatever like this is who I am this is what the fuck I believe okay if you held a gun to my head and asked me to tell you what Mahjong is or you'd shoot me I would die immediately what is Mahjong this isn't the part where I'm I'm not being a hater by the way this is going to connect to something where I'm going to be a hater. And that's my favorite thing about podcasting is I love how the things connect. Okay. Mahjong. Mahjong is popping up more frequently on my

For You page and my, it's just timelines and I'm seeing it out in the world a little more frequently now. And I'm hearing about Mahjong. I know it's a Chinese game, but if someone was like explain the concept of Mahjong describe how like how you win or the the goal of the game like I literally have I've heard so my mother-in-law goes to Mahjong and I I've driven her there before and she meets with a group of ladies and they all play Mahjong and she's been doing this for a while now and so that's kind of when I first heard about it and then I see it on social media a little more. I don't really, the thing is, is I like don't see the, I think I've seen like little domino pieces that are like ceramic. I think they have like

symbols on them. I might look this up just to like close a loop in my brain and like explain it to myself because I literally have no concept of Mahjong. I just know that there's an age range where I feel like once you start playing mahjong well we'll get into the age range age range thing actually speaking of that that's part of mahjong m-a-h-j-o-n-g yeah so there's these like tiles with symbols it has its own language so it's a 19 and so Mahjong is a 19th century Chinese four-player tile-based game of skill and luck involving drawing and discarding 144 tiles to form specific sets, pongs, gongs, and sequences, and a pair to win. players compete to compete and hand 14 tiles first with popular variants including Hong Kong

Japanese Japanese I almost want to say Japanese I don't know if I'm hitting a wall what time is it it's 12 51 haven't taken a nap yet took a spin class and worked out did a glute workout we haven't gotten to that yet we're gonna get to the remember when I said I'm gonna be turned into a Karen like can't I I'm trying to connect things like Pam Bondi was being a Karen uh fully just fucking I mean that what are you hearing what was that uh what do you what specifically was that testify testimony did she testify or what was that fucking attorney general Pam Bondi Wednesday or the, they're all like meeting about the Epstein files, um, uh, hearing, you know, I don't know, but she was just a fucking disappointment. You know what I mean?

And, um, but I'm going to explain how I am a Karen and I'll, I'll bring up the gym i'll connect some things there okay japanese and american style so there's different variants right there's typically four players objective to be the first to form a legal hand of 14 tiles four sets of three and a pair okay so yeah i just learned something but i honestly still cannot explain it we're the shit I just know it's it originated in China in the 19th century okay um okay I have a running list of things we love and things we hate right There is something so performative and inauthentic about being in your 20s right now, playing Mahjong, doing needlepoint,

decorating your entire house with micro florals and old-timey prints and like like grandma chic okay um there's also this pipeline of like they also drink decaf and they also all of a sudden start posting about the bible there's this group it's like okay it's so it's like it's the whole like aesthetic of like you're trying to be your grandma I do not understand I understand you can enjoy I like to golf like I like to podcast I like to cook bake sourdough yeah of course you're making sourdough too I forgot to add that like I'm it's just when the aesthetic of like what they present and what they lean lead with

on their social media is like you're 26 but you're also dressing extremely like conservative like it's like trad wife but like but like it just doesn't feel authentic it feels like you're trying to come across in a certain way that's like, I do like the hot chick, basic bitch thing, but that's who the fuck I am. Like, I don't know if these girls needle pointing and playing Mahjong are doing it because that's who the fuck they are.

I think they're like trying to be their grandma. like I don't get it I'm like being so hater and judgy but like there's something about it it's just I'm just talking about when it has to do with the content curation of it and the the posting of it like what's something I do in the comfort of my own home that's very much like I'm trying to be my grandma that like you would never see me post online it's the it's a fact they post it I just can't um it's so geriatric and it's like you're in your 20s it's like the and then it's like something about the decaf it's not the matcha it's not the matcha pilates aesthetic it's like the decaf needlepoint mahjong dressing really conservatively fuck showing off my young hot

body at the age of 26 i'm gonna just button up also i'm engaged or married and i have a hot husband but like he's not gonna he's only allowed to see this like it's like so and then it's like Bible verses all of a sudden and that's something they don't rule out immediately it like comes later on as you follow them so yeah I'm alluding to like I've followed these people and I'm like it's like a pipeline this is the thing I'm bringing this up because I have seen a shift in their content towards this and there's let me count how many people I've seen this there's a lot of psychology when it comes to like social media and the performance of it all and is so interesting to me because there's it

it it reveals so much about the human brain and and how it works and how and why people are the way they are and this to me is an interesting thing to observe but it's like things come and go trends come and go and right now I'm noticing this is a trend in these individuals there are four off the top of my head I can think of four that I have unfollowed or two of them might unfollow them because I just like get so irked by it I'm like they have fully like shifted into this and I'm like what's with the fucking needlepoint in the Mahjong they should be this is the thing too it pisses me off I'm like no one's at the club everyone's everyone's sober and like they're doing fucking needlepoint it's like save

that for your 80s Tabitha her name's not their name's not even Tabitha I haven't heard of the name Tabitha? Is that even a name? Tabitha? Tabitha. That's a name right there. Sarah. It's always like a Sarah. You know what I mean? So I'm being a hater and I know that, but I'm just saying, um, save that for your, you know what I mean? It's, it's when you're doing the geriatric shit in your twenties. Why? You know what I mean? I guess it's good to get off your phone and to be like and to do something that's not scrolling like it's good for your brain needlepoint is good for your brain they also like sew and like do it's just like they long for a time they didn't grow up in you know and it's like I get it I guess I left that in my past man

my grandma taught me all that shit I grew up sewing crocheting I'd sit with my great grandma and I'd watch I don't know we'd always watch these random channels that are retirement home I feel like we'd watch it was like Mr. Rob Rogers but for older people I don't know she would teach me how to crochet and like but I left that in my past it's not authentic to who I am now I'm not gonna just pick it up all of a sudden because all the girls on Instagram are doing it like that's the vibe it's whenever I see a shift like that where I'm like and this is the thing too I'm like I always question are we doing this for ourselves are we doing it for other people and I'm like

okay I just I'm gonna say something so mean I can't I can't continue I can't I'm not good I'm going to cut myself off. Um, things we love back to the things we love and hate list. I think you get the point. It's like, it's hard to watch. It's like, you're young, you know, you're young, like fucking, like they've never sat in a bar and just like shot the shit. You know what I mean? like they're missing out on one of the core things you do in your 20s like like go down to your local dive bar and just like with your fiance whatever that they always have they're always like engaged like they're always engaged to or they're about to be married or planning their wedding like they're at that they yeah it's like go

like I don't know live like I don't know there's something so everyone's just like isolated in their homes now fucking needle pointing and drinking and they also just like drink tea tea and decaf nothing wrong with reading the bible by the way shout out to Ash Wednesday shout out to the first day of Lent

my mom hit the group chat mom dropped the Ash Wednesday forehead cross ash cross in the group chat last night it was very jarring I was like fuck I haven't seen this in a while I forgot about this I should have gone to my local catholic church that she signed me up for the women's group that I haven't joined yet or gone to but I felt like a bad catholic um so yeah I'm all for the bible it's just it's when people fucking like I'm sorry nothing wrong with spreading the good word God and I'm just like keep some of this shit like it's like for you you know what I mean I guess it's good to tell other people I don't know I just don't like frumpiness okay

last week I said I'm leaning into looks maxing and being hot the opposite of looks maxing and being hot is doing needlepoint doing needlepoint in your 20s and sharing bible verses on your fucking that sounds so bad that actually sounds so bad that's actually beautiful and please we need it in these times crisis king as candace would say and um and also like i believe crisis like yes praise like yes i don't know it's just like there's something it's just the frumpy aesthetic of the 20 or 20 some year olds where I'm like why do I give a fuck I don't really give a fuck I just this segment lasted too long back to the things we love and hate list let's go to let's talk about something more

positive okay I added a few things to my love list these are things by the way if you listen to my show and yeah this this is like the this is the official list I'm saying like too much I know I am I know I'm saying like too much hold on I need some water if you listen to the show these are the things these this is the official list of things we love and hate and I'm curating it right now. I'm really taking my time to detail this out as detailed as possible. Okay. Nothing hits like a spin drift in the afternoon. who likes asmr and heavy breathing okay so i added to the the things we love list bathrobes naps starbucks egg bites and the phil collins tarzan soundtrack

I live in my bathrobe I take a nap every day I live off Starbucks egg bites specifically the the bacon egg bites and I came across Phil Collins singing you'll be in my heart you'll be in my heart you know that song and then like him also singing live and perfectly by the way and just like his tone is so unique his Phil Collins you immediately think of Tarzan when you when you hear him and I remember specifically my Phil Collins the fondest Phil Collins memory I have is obviously watching Tarzan but it was there was this place called Jungle Playland we used to go for like birthday parties and

like on the weekends when we were kids and it was this like bouncy house type place and there was this giant worm that you would like go through and ball pits and stuff and I just remember they play Phil Collins there a lot like the the soundtrack of that soundtrack of that place was the Phil Collins Tarzan soundtrack I feel like that's they just played him on a loop I don't know why that's so vivid to me like that that place and that the songs yeah so I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh lord I've been waiting for this moment oh my god and then the I can feel it coming the drum solo one of the famous of all most famous drum solos of all time incredible so we love Phil Collins here on the Jacqueline Nero show I added that to the list

um he's not talked about enough it's sad it's like I just feel like he's one of the greats and he he needs he needs to be um mentioned more and i don't know what he's doing now but isn't his daughter lily lily collins lily is one of the hardest words i i i um one of the hardest words for me to say maybe i should add that to some sort of list like Jacqueline's physical ailments or like if you listen to the show just be prepared for these bodily functions and these issues to happen as a listener like she's gonna struggle to say her L's okay um I might be getting some dental work orthodontic work here I was gonna say recently is my brain am I okay soon

I had a tongue thrust as a kid which means my tongue would push my front teeth forward and I had buck teeth and I had braces and retainers after college I got Invisalign I've had Invisalign, I think I've had it twice I might be getting it again, that's all I'm going to say I'm not doing crazy veneers or anything like that but when I say certain words, especially L's my, there's like air that comes through my mouth.

Do it. I fuck it. I have a speech impediment. I think that's what I'm dealing with. Hi, I'm a podcast host. I'm sensitive. I don't know. I can't say, I can't say Lily, Lily Collins without choking on my tongue. So, okay. I can feel it coming in the air. Are we like bored? I feel like we're bored. Okay this music's like I feel like not the hate list vibe but I do have things to add to the hate list. Let's just take a moment though. Jimmy's so cute he's on the couch watching me podcast it's okay jimmy i'll be done soon and we'll go to the park he's so used to this he just knows once once these lights come on he's like fuck it'll be it's gonna be a long three hours

i guess i'll take this time mid-episode i don't typically do this to remind you to subscribe to the show. If you haven't already, follow me on Instagram and TikTok at Jacqueline Rowe. Scroll over to my YouTube channel, subscribe to my YouTube channel. And if you're feeling generous in these dire times, these economic, in these dire economic times, patreon.com slash TJMS. It's $5 a month. Go check it out. All right. Let's get into the things we hate. If you fucking film me at the gym,

you will hear from me. Okay? this year I'm leaning into looks maxing and being a cunt, okay, what else did I say I'm leaning into, being hot and dumb, looks maxing, so that's the hot part, is looks maxing, being as hot as possible, also being dumb, not paying super close attention to every single headline that pops out at all, and deep diving into every single one of them every single day of the week,

which is what I'm honestly doing right now. I haven't followed through with my goal of being dumb and not knowing about any of this. And also being a cunt, okay? I'm in my cunt era. I'm in my call bitch out era. I'm in my no more Mrs. Nice woman era. Okay, if you film me at the gym, you will hear from me, okay?

I will approach you and I will yell at you. and I will tell you to stop. I think filming other people at the gym should be a criminal offense. I think you're a piece of shit if you do it at this point. I think you are the most selfish piece of shit who has no regard for other people and you only care about yourself.

You are the worst kind of person. I go to a gym where it's very common for people to film their workouts, set up a tripod, set up a fucking ring light, set up another tripod, set up another ring light, like take a mirror selfie every single day. Like it is so obnoxious and I'm just there to fucking work out and I have to deal with this. And the thing is, it's like, here's the thing. Oh my God. Okay. In Pilates, in group classes, in hot yoga, when people are filming like the entire room?

Jail. Call the police. Jail. This is what it is for me, okay? This is part of the things we hate list. People that film other people at the gym. Things that we hate list. I had a call of a job today.

I fully approach this person and I called them out and I asked them to stop because it was, it was just too much. it was too much and I and there was zero consideration for anyone else in that gym and for me the thing about it is I always put myself in this situation like okay and most of the people that do it it's not even their job they don't make money from this they just want to like post it on their Instagram and show their the ass shots to their followers and their fucking push shots because Instagram is a dating app and

they're going to post this to their story and then like their crush is going to heart it and then their crush is maybe going to fuck them. So that's why people do it. It's that's what it's for. That's what filming yourself at the gym is for. Okay. The thing about it is that I always put myself in a situation, okay? If it was me and I do film myself at the gym, the thing is I do sometimes make little videos, right? Or pictures or whatever. Sometimes I do it. If it was me and I was in a busy gym and there were people around, I don't think I would do it. I would pick a time where it wasn't busy and people were around. But if they were, I would acknowledge the other people like if I saw a girl that was kind of in my shot I would say and my camera was set up

like I was today like this girl had her tripod and her camera and she was working out and I was in the back I was behind it I was clearly going to be in the shot okay I would like just kind of go I'll wait or like or like you're not in it or what would I say I'd be like hey or I would just ask like is this okay do you mind if I film like you might be in the background or hey I'm doing my best to not get you in it I'm waiting until you're done with your set and you walk like whatever I'll wait until you're done and walk away so I can get this shot some sort of like hey I'm doing my best to not film you like I'm doing my best not to and today it's like the tripod is set up the fucking it's like a legit camera I don't know

what this girl does she probably I don't know if she sells programs whatever and it's the posing the smiling and everything and I'm like okay and then she moves it and then now I'm like fully in the background and I'm doing my abduct abductor move with my weight and I just move you know I just move across to a different place um I continue it and then I move to another machine and then at this point she's just selfieing and like taking a mirror video and picture and I'm behind her I'm like 10 feet behind her and I'm acknowledging I'm being a Karen I'm acknowledging that I'm being a Karen like Pam Bondi I am acknowledging that I'm being such a Karen it's not that serious who fucking

cares like you look great why would you care if someone filmed you that's a compliment you look great I don't know whatever but I'm in the background like I know I just was in the background of her selfie like I know I'm gonna be in the back like and I'm like I'm like hey can you stop filming me hey I don't want to be in your picture I don't want to be in your videos like I just I'm so direct like that I'm so direct like that I'm so proud of myself I'm direct like that because it's so rude it's so self-centered I'm like it's not all and it's like you're not it's like oh my god all for what you know what I mean like for what I guess for it is for something it's for them it's for their business it's for their

confidence it's for their followers it's for the guy that might like their video later on Instagram I don't know it's for people to follow them when they talk the gym or whatever like it's for that whatever there's a purpose there's we're all just trying to you know pop off and feel ourselves and you know but it's like just the lack of consideration for other people is what I don't understand like when you fully post a video and it's 15 people behind you working out and weird angles and weird it's just like not nice it's it's like mean girl behavior I feel like it's like an aggressively mean girl behavior type thing to do so yeah I'm in my phase of like if you do it I'm gonna fully approach you and tell you to stop it's not my first time I've done that by the way

I do this regularly because it's such an issue and I'm that person in the gym I don't fucking care you will hear from me and I won't be I won't be sweetie pie about it okay I'm gonna make you realize how weird it is to film other people at the gym that's what I'm gonna do that's what I'm here for. Okay. Cause it's weird. And I think it should be a crime. I really think it should be a crime. Also people that wear eye patches at the gym past the 15 minute time limit or however long eye patches are supposed to be on. It's like so performative. And it's like, what are you doing? The eye patches at the gym need to stop. What other gym icks do I have? Like gym things that annoy me the filming is so obnoxious today it was so obnoxious where I was just like

I can't enjoy my workout I can't relax I I know it's like tune it out who cares I care I think it's the principle I'm such a like it's got to be like the social media has created a situation where people just all they do is care about themselves all they want to do all day is look at themselves look at content they make of themselves look at pictures and videos they make of themselves look at their fucking gym videos they make of themselves and how hot they are and all the shit all day long it's all they fucking do it's all they live for it's like so boring that's their personality that's their life that's what they look forward to you know what I mean and it's so boring and like empty and so superficial and dumb where I'm

like I get it if it's like you're helping other people this is your business I understand but most people in this in my gym are not doing that they're trying to get fucked they're literally just trying to get fucked and post it on Instagram yeah and they're looking for yeah so um I think it's so badass like if you do it and you're like in a gym there's a bunch of girls like working out and you're like hey you want to get in the picture like I don't know if you're like in a group class like I've had that happen to me before where I had such a great workout and vibing with the girls and I'm like yeah like I'll get in the picture you know like we're all doing this together that's like a that's a nice girl thing to do that's like a kind sweet like it's a good vibe

you know but it's when you're just like posing and like filming and like and there's just someone right behind you looking like a troll in your picture it's like jail so I don't think it's the first time I brought that up but what other gimmicks do I have because I'm such a gym person I'm there every day you know like oh man gimmick just men being overstepping like all the time and it's just like come on dude like you here i'm like this is my husband cory and they're like can i fuck you like it's so obnoxious it's like like i'll be like in the sauna whatever i'll be like oh story time speaking of that they probably listen to my podcast i don't care i really just don't care anymore

once you pass 30 you just don't give a shit anymore but like there was this guy who I've unfortunately had to come across multiple times and after the first time I met him and he said he's like hey what are you doing this afternoon I'm like I'm going to my husband's whatever I'm like he literally started with like my husband right he goes oh okay

like we'll swing by like literally like you have a husband I don't fucking care yeah me and my buddy are having this party like you can and then it's like happened a couple other times and then I think it's like what's uh, your Instagram. I don't know how, or no, they figure out what my Instagram is. Like if I even say my first name, I'm going to start saying a different first name. They figure out my Instagram

somehow. I think, you know, guys are literally, literally like chicks in this way where they're little detectives when it comes to finding things out on social media. So the other day I'm in the steam room and this guy's talking to me and realizes like oh we see each other every day like you know one of those things like oh you know I see you see you here so often like what's your name whatever I say my first name like hi I'm Jacqueline whatever and I always get real butch when I talk to guys at the gym I get real like I don't get I'm not in my feminine because I'm not available you know like I'm not like like I don't flirt you know I'm not like I'm just like kind of like my voice is lower I'm just like dude bro what's up oh yeah I see you too dude like

this guy figures out my first name and follows me on Instagram within like 30 minutes I leave the gym and I get a follow and I'm like what the fuck how did you figure that out and I think they like because I'm like how would you figure that out how the fuck I didn't give my last name I just gave me my first name and I feel like they just go to the they find your or they the the gym Instagram maybe they like find it I don't know they like search your name on people they knows I don't know like what would I do I would go to the if I was trying to figure this out I would go to the gym's Instagram I would type in the name and the followers and maybe that name would pop up if they follow it and maybe they follow it and maybe that's oh my god I need to unfollow my

gym so like it's not a horrible problem to have but like it's this one guy though that I mentioned earlier that I had to like whatever I saw him working out and I was like fuck and then I go in the sauna and then Corey comes in the sauna like five minutes after I did or whatever and then this guy all of a sudden comes on and sits right next to me and he goes hey good to see you like the good to see you thing I don't know you like at all you know that type of thing hey so good to see you and I'm like confused at first like I didn't recognize him honestly I didn't realize because he was just working out he whatever and I was like oh yeah and then he was telling telling me about some like real estate thing remember I'm the one who rented out the place

to this girl and I'm like huh I never had that conversation with him so I'm just lost and I'm like yeah okay he ends up getting Corey's number and then proceeds to like I leave the sauna Corey leaves the sauna we're like leaving the gym and then he just goes back to his workout who does that in the middle of their workout unless they're trying to go like talk to some chick like I swear it was one of those things and I was just like we have we always gossip because there's so many characters like there's so many the thing about the gym is you can like unless you like know people know people you make up so much stuff in your head about like people and like their backstory and like where there's so much where it's like watching there's just like a cast of

characters and people that like you haven't seen for a while all of a sudden they come back and like what happened? Why are they, why were they gone? Or like, anyways. Um, yeah, but the eye patches need to need to stop. Okay. So let's move on to news. I have so many videos, things queued up so many. Oh my God. Like there's a lot here. That could have been the episode. I could just do like, Hey, thanks for hanging out. And we'll do the news tomorrow. Um, what time is it? I like doing long episodes though. I feel like I just really knock it out and have so much fun. But, um, so no we just did that that's more like it

so what other strong opinions do I have I'm like could this just be like Jacqueline's strong opinions as of late like um I'm all about courtesy I'm all about respecting boundaries yeah courtesy and respecting boundaries bitch that was the whole thing with and being hot and not being frumpy when you're young because what the fuck you know leave your whole life leave it leave it to your retire retire years you know leave it to your

oh my god like but then I remember there was like a subset of people in school that were like really into books and reading and like they were the more nerdy like horse girl types and I was a nerdy horse girl type but I was more of a sporty chick I always had like sports going on and stuff but it's just like they grew up and now they play Mahjong and do needlepoint you know what I mean so that's what I'm probably thinking of that's beautiful you know that is authentic to who they are wow we really just solved that issue in my head they actually are being authentic because they were the the awkward horse library chick in school that was really good in English

class and they always had like really good handwriting and yeah okay so palette cleanser I think we'll do the palette cleanser and then we'll do the new stuff okay So Mikayla Nagira is trending right now. And this arc is so funny to me. The way she switches things up so quick in her videos right now, it's so funny. And it starts out with this Lemmy ad. Lemmy is Kourtney Kardashian's wellness brand.

She makes supplements and I don't know what else. I feel like it's like she's got supplements she sells. And Mikaela does an ad for her, for Lemmy. And it's like a probiotic. So it starts with this and then there's two other videos. But my first impression of Mikaela Naguera is that she was a star. And she will, yeah, she is, she's cut out for this shit. It was like back in the pandemic.

She's a makeup girl on TikTok. She has a really crazy Boston accent. What kind of accent is it? Massachusetts? I think it's Massachusetts. Yeah. She's got like a, and she's the one who went viral for saying Kim Kardashian, like Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian. You've probably heard that. Um, but now she's going viral again and it's just, it, this is so great. The chain of events. Okay, I have an embarrassing confession. And if you're my grandma or my mom and I know you watch my videos, if you could just scroll on this one, that would be great. I have never been eaten out.

I know. When I first told my friends this, their jaws dropped. I'm going to tell you why. i am so terrified that i'm gonna taste like shit i'm just being honest but in the new year i'm all about trying new things okay and when i saw let me purr was viral this is a vaginal probiotic gummy i was like you know what let's try it so for the last month i have been taking these in preparation to have my life changed they taste really good support the health and freshness of the down there i always heard growing up that pineapple literally does help down there so the

fact that these are a pineapple gummy okay it's like almost over you get it but the comments are so fucking funny they're like but you have a husband like the rent couldn't have been this high um you couldn't torture this information out of me life's too short girl men don't exactly taste like roses earlier everyone's judging if she wasn't comfortable with it she wasn't comfortable it doesn't matter if she has a husband he's respecting her boundaries that said girl you're about to have your life changed get it girl some things can absolutely remain thoughts yeah I would say my perception or person yeah of of Mikaela Nagura is that she is the shame doesn't exist anymore final boss like

will she will share anything and everything in detail with no filter and no care in the world like she's never been eaten out because she's scared she's gonna taste like shit and I love the honesty level of vulnerability I could never I but then I think about it and I'm like I do kind of go there but I feel safe like this podcast makes me feel safe because I'm like you guys are just I feel like I'm talking to a friend you know I don't I don't feel like I'm talking to a stranger here I know I am hi like I don't feel nervous to reveal really oh like tmi things here um and i feel like she feels like tiktok is her safe space and she doesn't give a fuck and um she feels comfortable but okay then it goes to this

this is why she's trending okay so there's that and then it's this shit I want to stat this video by saying I appreciate you and I love you and you're gonna want to sit down for this video I am getting a divorce take a minute take it in I am getting a divorce Cody and i love each other so much we love each other so much we would do literally anything for each other except stay together and be married so she's like i've never been eaten out i'm getting a divorce okay that's the arc so far and then it immediately goes into this get ready with me for valentine's day i need to look so fucking hot tonight like i deserve that literally like get ready with me for valentine like literally the next video after take a minute

sit down take a breath I am getting a divorce immediately after so she's a great she's great at what she does I don't care if it was because people are giving her a hard time for how she set it up like the divorce thing where she's like take a minute sit down you're gonna want to sit down for this I'm getting a divorce and this she's so like dramatic about it and she's got like a fucking full beat on and like the way she set her camera up the angle of it everything was like so glitz and glam it's not very raw and like what you'd probably expect something a little

more casual not casual but yeah more casual so people are giving her a hard time about it but I'm like this is who she is people are giving her a hard time because she's like because she's apparently in their eyes not she's not she thinks she's a bigger deal than she is but I'm like look at every podcast right now playing her videos talking about her laughing at it like I am I just love the arc of I haven't I have never been eaten out I'm scouting I'm gonna taste like shit I am getting a divorce get ready with me for Valentine's Day I mean now she's just like living her best life like what are her next videos they're all like thirst trappy like what's this babe you don't need a man on Valentine's Day but what you do need oh my god it just it's perfect she's a perfect

TikToker. But she's good at setting things up and being dramatic. And I've honestly really enjoyed following Michaela. I feel like she's she definitely comes on and cries too much and like tells you too many. She's she does a lot a lot of that um and she doesn't tell you why but she's like I'm going through a really hard time or whatever and she'll like sit in her bed and eat McDonald's and like cry and it's like it's annoying because you're like you're choosing to to film yourself in this state first of all and then be super dramatic and then withhold but I think that is what keeps people coming back it's like you're constantly leaving cliffhangers and you're people are wondering why

and so that's our that's our palate cleanser um oh she did the potato potato cheese thing the sweet potato cheese thing i've i think i talked about the the sweet potato cheese lady what's her name uh she's from like Georgia she's the teacher that puts cheese inside of a sweet potato yeah I did it myself I didn't have the right cheese but it was good um all right so Prince Andrew was arrested I have to be I never do this on the show but I have to so Prince Andrew was arrested or should I say former Prince Andrew was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over ties to Epstein so before today no one has been arrested we have no answers when it

comes to Epstein files it's so fucking annoying and it's disgusting and it's all the things right but there has been an arrest made the former Prince Andrew was arrested by British police Thursday on suspicion of misconduct in public office related to his links to Jeffrey Epstein an extraordinary move in a country where authorities once sought to shield the royal family from embarrassment I don't know the lore on Prince Andrew I just know the way he was hovered over a girl in the it was a redacted image but it was definitely a girl uh in the Epstein file drop was enough for me to be like this man's a piece of shit I don't know that's just the vibe I have also wasn't there an allegation that he raped a girl and he was profusely sweating she said and

then he denied that and he was like I have a condition where I can't sweat and then a bunch of people found all these images of him profusely sweating like that's his thing that he profusely sweats so anyways he's a piece of shit they they arrested him on his birthday so happy birthday prince former prince Andrew um it was the first time in nearly four centuries that a senior British royal was placed under arrest and it underscored how deference deference come on jacqueline deference to the monarch monarchy the monarchy has eroded in recent years king charles iii whose late mother lived by the motto never complain never explain took the unusual step of issuing a statement on the arrest of his brother oh yeah because it's his brother

king charles's brother what was the statement let me state this clearly the law must take its course the king said as this process continues i can't do an accent i won't be annoying sorry um as this process continues it would not be right for me to comment further on this matter i like that short and sweet the law must take its course great um police previously said they were assessing reports that mount baton windsor sent trade information epstein is that his his last name mount baton windsor 60 hold on whose mount is that it wait i'm so confused prince andrew

he's now known as andrew mount mount mountain i won't do it sorry windsor so he's not um yeah or is windsor there i don't know i don't really understand i don't know all the royal stuff like the back of my hand but i just know this man's arrested and god bless okay um they were previously said the police were assessing reports that prince former prince andrews sent trade information to epstein a wealthy investor and convicted sex offender and satanic or we'll get into the satanic stuff because it's actually like technically not satanic it's like so weird all this like moloch bullshit that i learned at 2 a.m last night when i was in the rabbit hole um but piece of shit convicted sex offender loser epstein

um when the former prince was britain's special envoy for international trade correspondence between the two men was released by the u.s justice department late last month along with millions of pages of documents blah blah um so it's not for trafficking raping anything specific like that that we want it to be it's for like a technicality because he what did he do he sent some what is it he sent trade information to Epstein I guess that's a no-no oh like like stock stuff like he gave him like an inside

I don't know info on what to invest in or something I it's probably some insider trading bullshit. Um, so he's arrested. Um, so now we have someone arrested. So cheesy. Sorry, but I can't help myself. Finally, you know, like it's about fucking time. Um, but in general, like, I guess, should we talk about Epstein right now since we're on Prince Andrew's arrest um or Nancy okay Nancy's kind of going cold like I don't know what the it's not it's not looking good it's not looking good for Nancy that's all I have to say and there's really not much to say about it at this point they didn't find any DNA that matched anything in the CODIS system on the glove they found two miles away it didn't match the DNA they

found the house I don't know do they do they run all the DNA they find in the house in the CODIS system too I feel like that's an obvious thing they would do to see if something came up they cleared all the family members now they're like tapping into the Mexican government and law enforcement down in Mexico to inform them about Nancy's missing uh that nancy's missing um because tucson and arizona tucson arizona how close to mexico is that did cory just text me about prince yeah they arrested pretty gorgeous text me oh honey you're so late to the game this happened this happened like 12 hours ago um his brother the king turned him in oh i know his brother's the king that's funny how he wrote

that i don't know if you turned him in um i think well what was i just gonna look up oh tucson let me just see how close to mexico it is oh yeah it's right there yeah yeah okay they get a shot down in mexico easily yeah they get on that uh the 10 they'd get or no the 19 head down the 19 down through green valley and down through rio rico nogales right over the border oh there's a nogales international airport they flew her out of there yeah they get they went down the 19 and went right out of the nogales international airport right over the mexican border yep she's gone she's in another country she's probably in

puerto rico or some shit and she's probably in um why am i being funny it's so sad like i'm sorry it's just like fuck man but they they're tapping into um they tap the mexican government to get involved in this now and what other things it's just there was like a pizza delivery to the house and it was like an oopsie like he delivered the pizza to the house on accident and that was weird because it's pizza it's so sad I don't think it's looking good for the family I want to believe it's straightforward it's not smoke and mirrors it's not a distraction it's not some connection in the Epstein file drop and the Clintons and Savannah Guthrie's husband and

and like I want to but it's just it's so how do they not it's but here's the thing I'm like oh people are saying too it's the neighbor they think it's the neighbor they interviewed Nancy Guthrie neighbor hold on let's go down the rabbit hole hold on because he had this ring on that people saw in his glove in the ring footage they could see he was wearing a ring and this neighbor i guess had a ring on nancy guthrie neighbor um interview interview. I've seen this interview. I know who they're talking about.

I can't find it like easily. So, but I'm sure if you've seen that interview there, um, yeah. So I don't know. It's, it's very, it's so weird and strange and, um, sad like it's the worst thing imaginable people also say they should have immediately taken her phone from the house and driven around to see if it would connect to her pacemaker like if the bluetooth would connect and I'm like they were so far gone after I mean you don't just do something like that and chill in the neighborhood I mean maybe you do but also did she come to her door or did they was there a forced entry that's what I was there yeah was there a forced entry or did she answer her door in the middle of the night

which I don't think she would have done um because then the DNA would be but then they're like the DNA found in the house doesn't match or no they didn't say that they said the glove DNA didn't match anything in CODIS bless this man by the way who is always on every case in the field like I love this man where is this man hold on he just and that's Epstein Brian Enten he's always covering every he's he's non-stop and i love his vibe hey guys uh so it's uh thursday morning just wanted to give you an update uh there have been no official uh releases or no

new information coming out of the pima county sheriff's office um when it comes to the nancy guthrie investigation although it's still early here in tucson their updates don't usually come until the afternoon i'm still digging into this whole possible mexico connection now that the fbi has confirmed to us that they are in touch with Mexican authorities. We're trying to find out more from Mexican authorities. The president of Mexico actually just had a press conference, totally unrelated, but we were watching to see if anything regarding Nancy Guthrie came up, and it did not. And we've been trying to reach out to the embassy and a bunch of other places

and haven't gotten any official word yet on kind of if there's stuff happening in Mexico that they're willing to tell us. So yeah, Brian Enten. always on the case he really he did a good job I remember during the Idaho four Idaho murders he was on that I think that's when I first came across his content but um people are saying like they should check the pharmacies in Mexico to see if her medications were requested by anyone that's actually I mean everything is smart like anything that could be a possible lead to where she is I mean that's how I think of that's like back to Candace like that's like that's her approach it's like this might make me sound batshit but the way this

picture on the shelf was not there during Erica's when Erica was in Charlie's office is sus and we need to figure out why that picture was moved because that was strange she thinks of like it's such a reach it feels it seems like it's such a reach she doesn't rule anything out and she's going to talk about it and she could make it she's going to make an entire episode about a picture being removed from a from a from a a shelf in charlie's office it's i mean um so yeah it's so strange and the thing is it's like what what makes me what what I scratch my head

about as a consumer of news is something that is interesting to me is what they choose to put in front of us, you know, and what they continue to put in front of us and shove down our throats. And I feel like even that Epstein files, I'm like, I think because we're never going to get answers it's like they want us to feel crazy it's so the the way they just say lies like it's the truth in our face about the Epstein files is so it's like dehumanizing it's so like they do not give a fuck about us they do not give a fuck about us and that's pretty clear right now you know and then then I go back to this too it's like everything now is noise pick a side who are we mad at this week uh Trump this Epstein that anti-semitism pedophilia pedophile this rape that

left versus right fight each other about bad bunny being this performing at the halftime show it's like it's so like it feels so bad like it all feels so bad right now and so like but it's I feel like it's working like I feel like if you feel bad if you feel confused if you feel crazy if you're so frustrated that you that something so obvious like seeing a file in an Epstein file about Epstein okay there was I'm gonna I'm gonna talk about this we'll talk about soon, but just, uh, just the, the FBI talking to FBI or like the, the, the emails between the, between amongst authorities about what the victim said and what they detailed.

And then CSAM content, which is child sex and child sex abuse material, um, matching their, the victim's claims and their, their description of what happened. It's like, it's not, it's not good. it's like, it doesn't, it's not, it's not, um, strong enough evidence to convict someone, but it's just like, you see that and it literally, and you're like, but then they're like, no, we don't need to investigate this. No, this isn't a problem. Like, no. So it's like, the vibe is just like shut the fuck up the Dow's over

50,000 like Pam Bondi said that's the vibe it's like nothing to see here the Dow's over 50,000 so really there's two things going on here there's

The crime of Jeffrey Epstein and the, and the, the crime of the coverup. So, yeah, so they're, you know, they're not going to answer anything. They're not going to be, they're not going to give us clarity on anything by design. Okay. And And they're going to continue to protect pedophiles and remind you that the Dow hit 50,000. And that there's like nothing, like this is a, we need to move on. They're just not those, they're just not those guys. Like they're not the Avengers. They ran on draining the swamp.

they're just not those guys they're not draining shit they're fucking they're clogging the drain they're covering up the drain at this point so it's a joke I can't take anything seriously everything again like I keep saying it's meant to destabilize you make you go crazy but I feel like that's the goal I feel like that's the goal because when you're confused and feeling crazy and you're just like, how do you not put people in prison for this or investigate this?

And let me remind you, the FBI ignored this for decades. Like this is a failure, not by the Trump administration. It's not, like it's not, hasn't, This has been purposely swept under the rug and covered up for decades, and it's because they're all fucking in on it and shit, and it's so obvious at this point that that's what it is. And what sucks is, and I hate to say this, but unless we have concrete proof of this stuff, it's just allegations. it's just allegations it's just

you know there's like um an email um between authorities where victim a victim said that Jeffrey asked her opinion about putting female heads on child bodies and masturbating to them or to the image of them like that's a real piece of text from the files and it's like okay well is that literally putting uh female heads on child bodies or is it like what did I what did I used to play with when I was a kid like paper mache dolls what is it paper mache doll you know is he talking about taping a a picture of a woman on a child body which is you know what I mean like we don't have any hard concrete evidence and again it's the FBI's fault for declining to investigate this shit for

decades like it's it's it's disgusting and yeah but um what did I say okay so I guess we could kind of like I'm gonna read a few things I've gathered from the Epstein files and I think we can wrap it um i was gonna cover winter olympics which um i honestly haven't been watching it like at all like i i don't really it's crazy some years i watch it when it comes to the winter olympics some years i watch it and some years i don't um oh michael jordan i was gonna talk about him touching the little boy at the daytona 500 when his his car won is that what it's called Daytona 500 why does that sound weird excuse me I'm sorry like you cannot the thing about the Michael Jordan touching the little boy's back and pinching him or people didn't think he was

pinching him he's removing a piece of ice the thing about what he did is that touching little kids and just doing that is there's no amount of touching of a kid that's not your kid like that that's okay like there's no nothing there isn't a lot like there isn't an amount that's okay it's just not okay and it sucks because it's fucking Michael Jordan and I think he just celebrated his 63rd birthday like two days ago so hard I don't think I really in my heart of hearts don't think there's anything going on there other than him pinching a little kid's ass and maybe thinking it's funny

because he's 63 and he's I don't know like he knows that kid well and it's like but then he like brushes the kid's leg apparently people think there was an ice cube he was trying to get out but like you clearly in the video see him

it's like a pinch of the butt cheek yeah so like that they're just like no we don't have you cannot do this shit it's not you can't get it i mean no it's such a no-no kid stuff is such a no-no and we do not we don't we don't mess with we don't we have a zero tolerance policy if anything looks even 1% inappropriate. Like you're going to get, but you're not going to go to jail. Like nothing's going to happen to you. Maybe they're just trying

to normalize being a pedophile. Maybe they're just trying to normalize eating babies. Maybe they're just trying to normalize trafficking. I don't know. Cause they're not convicting it. They're not putting anyone behind bars for any of this shit. And again, it's kind of like they can't. and I feel like it's a gridlock the Epstein Files situation is like a gridlock and there's so many lawyers involved and like once one thing comes out about a certain person it's gonna like domino effect and like expose everything so you literally can't Shia LaBeouf was beat up on Mardi Gras that was also something that happened but we're not going talk about I wrote here positive news and I had like the whole list I follow this account called

it's like positive news stories and one of them was like an elephant that was used for the circus or for rides laid down for the first time in 80 years or something you know like sweet stories like that um but I'm just gonna wrap with like things I've gathered from the Epstein files um like what I've gathered so far. Um, cause there's so much, the thing about the Epstein files is there's so much and so much, okay. It's so, I like disassociate when I read some of this stuff. I like, I'm like, fuck. And yeah, the breadth of it is crazy. And it makes you just like scratch your heads and go like, and I always go back to psychology, right? Like the psychology of people that were involved in this world. And I'm trying to put myself in that position

of rubbing elbows with them and like but I understand how mal like how young girls and when I watched the the interviews of the victims and and when they were and them talking about being 14 and just and being scared you know it's like they're so impressionable and they're so young and they naive and it's exactly it's like the perfect it's so disgusting um okay so what I've gathered so far I have a list here so they're all a bunch of boring retards like they're all retarded like everyone in Epstein Files is a boring illiterate retard like they're spelling like nobody can spell and honestly like most of their emails most of the Epstein file emails are very mundane like day-to-day logistic stuff like it's

it's um you know not all of it is bad but um the bad stuff is redacted and then there's like no context there's like no you don't know the context of anything so that's really frustrating but yeah a lot of it is just like day-to-day shit speaking of that something else I've gathered and this came up last week is that people think he's still alive tinfoil hat time like oh my god like Epstein didn't kill himself but he's also still alive um because his fortnight account was logged into in like 2024 and also his FedEx account was logged into in 2024 and there was a shipment some to somewhere in Florida so people are like that is sus why was it you know um and then the thing about him killing or um what happened when he died is that

honest to god what does it for me yes i'm 100 like okay he didn't kill himself like duh but then these images of him dead like he's his people break down the images like his face is engaged like he has a smirk on his face when he's laying there dead in these images the tension in his jaw and his face like you do not get that if you're dead or you don't have the privilege of you're dead you don't get to do that anymore because you're dead like this subtle like tension and almost smirk on his face in those pictures because yeah he was gonna what was it yeah life in prison right or yeah die in prison or stage your own death I guess which there's a lot of like okay is he and then he lives in Tel Aviv

people think he's chilling there's like a picture people think it's AI like you never know it's and that's the thing. It's like, can we just get in the, in the age of AI coming in like a tidal wave into our lives? Okay. Can we just get, this is my only request for the AI people of the world or the authorities, honestly, like this should be, this should be, this should be a legal type thing can we get an official stamp of this is an AI image or this is an AI video or AI content is can there be an official scanner that can just feed shit you can feed content through it to figure out if it's AI or not and if you don't disclose you go to you go to the chair like it needs to be that serious like it should be the death penalty because it's not fucking

it's not funny it's not funny seeing images of like maybe Jeffrey Epstein's walking around Tel Aviv and it's like oh no that's AI and not you know like like you don't know what's real and what's not it's like the Alex Pretty video of him kicking in the uh the ice vehicle's like taillight and like people are like that's AI and then they're like no it's not that's a real video and then it was like confirmed by some sort of source that that was a real video. It's like, can we trust these people confirming that it's AI?

Like, and it's like, if we had a scanner, I don't even trust the scanner. It's trust is out the window. And that's the part I'm saying about feeling crazy in the age of like AI coming. It hurts here. yeah i it's it's a and i don't i'm not i don't think they're overblowing it or i don't think i'm overblowing it and making it sound like worse than it is like

the ability to decipher what's real and what's not is so important like we cannot have no it's almost like the news because i i when i saw the alex pretty kicking the taillight of the ice vehicle in minnesota when i saw that video of him kicking it on the news i was like no i thought that was a guy i'm like wait how are they posting this as if it's a real video like this cannot happened so I'm frustrated with that and um I think yeah but um uh people I talked about ball in the beginning people think ball was his bank account name but it's probably honestly just a

typo and I only say that because there's another typo in that same email so there's a typo already and then what is written where it should be bank name it's ball name a little bit suspect because of ball and that is allegedly like their god and who they that's their god and that's what they that's kind of yeah um but then there's Moloch who's worse first time I heard about Moloch was from Alex Jones years ago and I was sitting listening to Alex Jones on the PBD podcast they interviewed him the other day and I like how he thinks he's like you know I like Candace but she's mentally ill I'm like

it's funny um anyways so i was playing this patrick bett david the pbd podcast with alex jones and then i was like cory the best episode of alex jones we have to watch this right now because i don't think he saw it was the election night i believe 2020 alex jones tim dylan joe rogan episode i think they ordered McDonald's halfway through it um but the part I literally clicked on that episode and the part I skipped to was the part where he's interviewing the guy and he's telling them telling him that he went to what is it called it's like the Garden of Eden but it's not it's like the fucking the Moloch was on fire um it's not the Garden of Eden what is it called it's somewhere

it's like in the forest they like go to I don't know what what is it called you guys know you if you know you know like I can't think of the name of it it's like not the Garden of Eden I'm being funny when I say that it's like fuck I almost want to pull up the episode it's so good yeah I skipped right to that part and that's like the first time I heard about Moloch not from that episode from I don't even remember when he talked about it maybe he's on he's not on Joe Rogan anymore really those are my favorite episodes I love crazy people like good in a good way like crazy just so like fucking committed to the game and the research and the deep dives and then I mean he's literally like constantly on this

shit but he called all of it like it's so funny how like he called all of this so something else I picked up from the files is they're impregnating young like teenage girls like a lot there's a lot of imagery of pregnancy baby bumps emails to Jeffrey letting him know they're pregnant and then there's also things that allude to babies being sacked or killed and then they're the feces in their intestines eaten this is like real shit from the Epstein-Bell drop right like I'm not making this up okay um Lex Lex Wexner the ex-CEO of Victoria's Secret basically financed Jeffrey's life I think we all

know that um so ball is their god moloch ball ball is okay i was gonna do for the thing for dummies ball and moloch for dummies but it's not technically satanic so they're basically ancient false gods that some people in the middle east worshiped thousands of years ago that's what it is at its core so ball was basically the weather god so if you're a farmer 3 000 years ago if you don't have rain your crops die no crops your family starves so if someone said so someone said like this is the god that controls rain and storms his name's ball so he was the the weather god um ball was thought to control rain thunder fertility of crops agricultural success um that's in the bible ball shows up as a rival

god that the israelites were told not to worship so it's a no-no to worship okay moloch is where things get darker moloch is associated in ancient texts with child sacrifice the common i want to remember it's like on the green gardens what is it called the place where alex jones went to i mean the guy in the interview they play this this in the rogan interview right i clicked right right on the spot. He was like, you're not supposed to, I'm very offended that you went there and you knew you weren't supposed to film. They were like burning a statue of Moloch and Moloch is associated with child sacrifice. And Jeffrey or something else I was picking up is that he was obsessed with, not his lineage, but like, not genetics, something like, not

fertility, what am I thinking of, like, I don't know, I don't know, it's kind of like Hitler with Aryan race thing, but it's not that. Yeah. Not youth. So back to Moloch. People would sacrifice children in fire as an offering. The important nuance is historians debate whether Moloch was actually a God's name or whether Moloch was a term for a type of sacrifice or whether the descriptions were exaggerated by enemies. Some of what we know about Moloch comes from hostile sources. Okay. But culturally Moloch became a symbol of brutal sacrifice, giving up your children for power, extreme horrifying worship. So I feel like sacrificing a baby, it's like the worst possible thing you can do, but it's going to give you the

most reward. That's the vibe. That's why it's the baby sacrifice and not the adult. It's because the more precious the sacrifice, the greater the reward that will come your way, whatever that reward is. So I don't know. It's fucking crazy. And um, basically what other questions did I ask here? So it's not a Christian deity and it's not technically satanic. Um, but that's what people say. Like this is a, this is like Satan, they're worshiping Satan. Um, but technically, um, it feels satanic. I mean, it's all the same shit. It's evil, evil. Moloch was associated with some ancient Canaanite. Wow, I haven't read

that in a minute. Or Northeastern practices thousands of years ago before Christianity existed. Christianity didn't start until the first century AD. Moloch references show up in Hebrew texts that are part of what Christians call the Old Testament. Yep. But that doesn't make moloch christian it's actually the opposite in the bible moloch is portrayed as something the israelites were forbidden to worship so the opposite of god is satan or you know the devil so i guess technically it's yeah like is it satanic depends what you mean at the church of satan in the satanic temple those are actual entities current entities that exist today um they don't worship moloch

they literally worship the devil i don't know what kind of imagery i mean i guess horns um anyways so lots of imagery also like weird paintings on the wall of demon shit and children and and nudity and okay so um oh someone saw I think like a few people caught this there was a picture on in a in a framed picture on a wall with Epstein holding a little girl on his shoulders and people think it's JonBenet Ramsey. This goes so crazy. And when she went missing,

her body was found in the basement of her house and they pinned it on the parents, but then they cleared the DNA. So at first they thought, okay, parents might've done this. I think other family members were at the house. There was a lot of DNA from other family members. all that was cleared and then none of the DNA from anyone matched the DNA found in her underwear

and people are like that was Epstein's DNA it's so funny I mean um so yeah okay so this is something back to the FedEx thing so there was an email after he was convicted in 2011 um oh no this isn't this isn't the FedEx thing this is different I'm going to read a couple specific emails or the synopsis of a few emails um in the files so there was an email after he was convicted in 2011 about FedExing a painting of the massacre of the innocents to the ranch. Um, it's a canvas that somebody wanted to put in the entryway where they killed babies. And this was sent by Sarah Kellen. And that was Sarah Kellen was

allegedly his scheduler and coordinated his appointments okay um and when i read or when i watch these interviews with victims and they talk about like the secretary reached out to me and to have me come back or whatever like they were trying to read i feel like this was a type of like it was like the sarah kellens of epstein world epstein's world that were doing that But it's so like casual, a canvas that somebody wanted to put in the entryway where they killed the babies. This is a real thing in the files, like I'm not just like bullshitting this. Oh, this one is probably one of the worst ones. There's so many bad ones, but like this one is really bad.

This one is really bad. There was a file sending information to investigators saying they represented a girl who was trafficked to Ghislaine and Jeffrey Epstein. Hold on. There was a file. I wrote this kind of like choppy. A file sending information to investigators saying they represented a girl who was trafficked to Ghislaine and Jeffrey Epstein and other adults at parties and recalls being raped at a rich guy's house in New York. So at his New York house, we all have seen the big wooden door. um there's an image okay yeah there was an image in the report from child sex abuse material

a child a csam video so they had a screenshot of a video and i and i saw it of a man like clearly like raping a child um uh that resembles resembles the victim and her story this is the worst part a fully and this again this is a real piece of text in the files this is i'm paraphrasing it because for the sake of this but this is a legitimate piece of information a fully redacted image shows men holding the girl's legs open her vagina is visible and gashed, blood coming out, purple bruises on her abdomen, mouth open and tongue extended. Yeah, so, but let me just remind you that the DOJ says this doesn't need to be investigated and there's nothing and we need to move on and by the way the dow's up the dow hit

50 000 they should just wear t-shirts around the the offices in dc that just say like we love pedophiles we heart pedophiles like pedophiles uh like what's like a blm movement but for pedophiles I mean, it's, that's the vibe. It's so bad. But again, I feel like it's a gridlock, gridlock situation. Uh, it's just hard to sit back and just like, keep it moving, like go to work and like live life. And like, this is what they're getting away with behind. I guess corruption has always has corruption and you know trafficking and slavery and murder and all of this has existed for all of it's always been here it's just when there are so many people that are currently running companies and running countries and

like literally breathing that are not that are walking free and they're getting away with it and it's at the and the victims have to just go like well fuck us you know like this interview they did with it was so sad i mean um oh and then fucking hillary i'll play that yeah listen to hillary clinton talk they are slow walking it they are redacting the names of men who are in it they are stonewalling legitimate requests from members of congress that has nothing to do with us something is going on they know she's acting like we're acting she's just but i know it if they're going to have me testify i would prefer to do it in public because i want

everybody to see it at the same time if i have to do it behind closed doors they're not going to like what i have to say because i have very strong opinions about what it is they're hiding and who they are protecting she knows exactly what's going on because she probably was just guessing directly involved wasn't bill in the hot tub and there was like a chick in there i don't know she's a good liar like honestly like that was i she's a good liar that's hillary clinton's greatest strength she's a that should be her master class um master class should hire her to have her do it how to lie how to lie um

course um former bill former president bill clinton and former secretary so they're gonna they're scheduled to testify in a filmed transcribed it to testify in film transcribed depositions before the house oversight committee committee in february 2026 so hillary is scheduled for february 26th and bill is scheduled for february 27th um the significance this marks the first time a former u.s president has been compelled to testify before a congressional panel panel in over 40 years um

you just know it's bad when when trump is talking about bill in a positive way because he knows they could just fucking torch him they could but then it's like i'm so curious what's gonna happen with that i don't know if i feel like nothing's gonna happen with that oh and then okay so you know how i was saying we're watching the epstein documentary again and it hits different and I said they're all like retarded like he is he's a weird guy and I on the spectrum like on a Corey keeps we keep talking about this over dinner like this is like all we talk about the Epstein files right it's like so interesting and crazy and awful and he's like I don't know

how people took this guy seriously like he was off like he was clearly off and I'm like bitch they're all off anyone who's delusional enough to think they can run a country run a company a billion dollar company and actually succeed in doing that I've okay I haven't met it's interesting rich people are weird like really rich people are all kind of not all of them but they're really smart but in a socially retarded way in a bill bill gates kind of like he's a dork you know he's a dork and Epstein was a dork he wasn't a cool guy he couldn't pull these chicks he needed just lane to fucking uh recruit them you know he couldn't do like that's so creepy to pull a 13 year old what the fuck but like i don't know if he really had the riz and the

like i don't know if he really had it like that i think he was an amazing people person and connector and his voice but like listen to his voice i just can't so if i instead of asking me the question should you take the money because i think it's a legitimate question you think it's a legitimate question yes and the question because what i because i think about i think you have ethics is always a complicated subject but i can tell you that with the money i gave to help try to eradicate polio in pakistan and india instead of asking me whether that money was should be given to these children for vaccines i think you might want to ask their mothers who who received the

vaccine who know their child now won't get polio and ask them if epstein should have helped these people if we walked if we walked into your your methods your mathematician we walked into that clinic where they're giving that money out to these people that are the most dire straits of poverty and and and sickness and told them that the money was coming from a what are you class three sexual predator tier one your two was tier tier one's the highest and worst no it's the lowest i'm the lowest you're the lowest okay tier one your god his voice is so thin and and like creepy and like yeah I don't know like I don't hear his voice a lot whenever I do I'm like what the fuck this

is the interview with um was this the Bannon interview yeah um and this is oh when he is asked if he's the devil you're the lowest he literally mouths yes like his subconscious whatever like set it's like right before he says like no or whatever he says yes which i always watch his body language videos when people break down criminal body language and shit and i all i love it it's so fascinating because there's so many the most subtle things mean something he literally mouths yes but a criminal yes that the money came from what what percentage of people do you estimate i understand you don't like probabilities do you estimate would say i don't care i want the money for my children i would say everyone said i want

the money for my children did they know where the money came from if i think if you told them i told him the devil the devil himself the devil himself said i'm going to exchange some dollars for your child's life do you think you're the devil himself no but I do have a good mirror the mouth he says yes looks like a yes

no but I do have a good mirror okay so I think that's it for the episode this is long but here's where I'm at as a 30 something year old what am I now 31 podcast host wife okay like suburban house wife I always say that you know like we are fully reliant like I always bring this up we're fully reliant on our phones it's just part of life now right and yes you can be we're all addicted to our phones right it's baseline it's a it's a fact of life it's it's

what it means it's just part of life now and your day-to-day as a human being as an adult especially who yeah and it is now so serious or it's becoming being disciplined about how much you're on your phone and what information you expose yourself to is getting so real right now because like I said I know too much information I'm down the rabbit hole new stories are fed to me every single week that I end up covering here on the podcast it makes you feel crazy because up is down down is up they're saying nothing to see here move on like nothing happened and yet you're seeing these fucking emails about baby's intestines and eating whatever like fucking

torture what rape all this horrible shit and you're scratching your head you're like huh and And you're like, and then everyone, it's like a, what do you call an, is it an amoeba? It's like an amoeba. It's like a, images. It's like when everything moves. Is that what I'm thinking? It's like a school of fish. Images.

so it's like yeah it's like a school of fish and it's like you a headline comes out and you go on your phone and everyone starts covering it talking about it posting about it and then it's like another one comes out and then we all shift and now we're all on this and it's like we're all moving as an organism together with a lot of the news is always negative and we're mad and it's murder and it's death and it's just bad it's it's bad it's always bad right like I was going to read the positive news but I didn't I'm not covering positive news here this is what our our addiction is we're addicted to our phones we're addicted to bad news and it's like the worst combination for the this the mind it's so bad for us and

we're slaves to it you know and so having a daily meditation practice and reading a book uh reading 10 pages of a book every day and doing things that are not phone or news consumption related that's becoming so it's looking more and more um I feel like I'm just rambling on this episode was kind of a ramble I'll give myself that I'll acknowledge I'm rambling I know this is super long, but that's like, it's like drinking water, like being disciplined and having a daily meditation practice and fuck it. Needle point. I get why the bitches are needle pointing. We went full circle in the episode. We went full circle in the episode. God, I love figuring things out. Fuck. This is why we're playing Maj on a needle pointing guys. Oh my

God. It's because it's getting us off our phones and off the bad news. And it's a mental health practice. Like it's so important that we have that stuff now and be, you have to be disciplined though. You actually have to like give a fuck to not be like, you have to sincerely as a person want to not be on your phone and down the rabbit hole about Epstein and Nancy Guthrie and whatever the latest story is all day and I know I'm probably a special case because I'm insane okay like I'm a podcast host I do my research on this stuff so I can come to the show informed and I I um I can I can talk about it without talking out of my ass so I spend time on these things where like maybe you're a listener who's like no I go to work and I watch Love Island and I

don't really know what's going on. I hear about it, but it's not like overwhelming to me. But I think it's, I think for me though, I'm insane, but it's fun. Like, I think it's, it's like a puzzle. It's interesting. It's stimulating. It's, it's you guys, I'm a Sam Tripoli. Oh dude, you guys, this says a lot about me. I've been listening to, I've been listening to Sam Tripoli's podcast, Tinfoil Hat for like, since I was in college. And I don't listen regularly. I'll listen maybe, maybe once a month, not even that much. Um, so I've always been curious and I've always thought outside the box with current events. And right now it's easy to do that because the stories get crazier and crazier and crazier. And I hope we find Nancy

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