The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 420- Are We At War Or Am I High?

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

Since this is episode 420, some of you might be expecting me to get high and talk about the war in Iran. Sorry to disappoint. I’m not 14. Instead we start the episode with a very brief 420 story about the first time I got high with my little brother, which involved a shampoo bottle, chocolate chips, and Halo 3. After a few quick life updates, we get into the news, starting with the escalating conflict between the U.S., Israel, and Iran. I break down Operation Epic Fury, what’s actually happening in Iran right now, the history of the Iranian regime, America’s role leading up to the Islamic Revolution, and the brutal protests in Iran earlier this year. We also get into Kash Patel chugging beers with the U.S. hockey team in Milan, the growing sense that our political class is wildly unserious, cartel retaliation after El Mencho’s death, and the $111 billion Paramount–Warner Bros. media shakeup.Elsewhere in the news: Trump’s State of the Union speech, the Nancy Guthrie case, and Bill Gates oversharing with staff about his affairs with Russian women.On the cultural side of things: Love Story, the Carolyn Bessette Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr. Hulu documentary, America’s Next Top Model, Sophia Franklin’s upcoming memoir Daddy Issues, the internet’s latest looksmaxing rabbit hole, the viral hotel coffee-pot underwear scandal, and the tiny Japanese zoo monkey named Little Punch who has completely captured the internet’s hearts.Geopolitics, internet drama, documentaries, and history, all in one episode. Enjoy!REVIEW THE SHOW ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://open.spotify.com/show/4ijzUBunTIHgVmahB0ISEN BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KEEP IN TOUCH!INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe EMAIL THE SHOW!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MY MUSIC GUY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show and welcome to episode 420. Now listen, we made it episode 420. Anytime there's a number, an episode number that pops up that is a thing that exists as a number that registers in people's heads where they think of something associated with that number. I did episode 69 all about the number 69, about the sex position 69, about the history of the number 69. I took it literally. Okay. Anytime there's an episode. So since episode 69, there hasn't been an episode number for me to take literally. Okay. Um, let me just say this about episode 420 and the journey I'm going to take you on today. Okay. And my mom's going to love this because my mom thinks weed is

meth. So she's going to love the way I navigate this episode. Um, 420 smoking weed, getting high is not part of the Jacqueline Monroe show brand. I am not leaning into the number. I'm not taking it literal today. Okay. Sorry. If you were looking forward to Jacqueline getting high on the show, smoking, smoking a bowl, hitting the fucking pen, whatever, what, how else would I, you know, what's my, um, if I am going to do it, what, what's my choice? Um, my method of, of getting high, um, my choice, uh, a gummy. Okay. You're not getting that. Okay. In my opinion, by the way, certain things need to be kept to yourself as an adult. Okay. There are certain things that need to be kept to yourself and an adult, meaning you're over the age of 25. Okay. I think under 25,

you can kind of get away with it. It can, it can be part of your personal brand, but smoking weed is one of them. Okay. Keep that shit to yourself. If you're over the age of 25, it's not cute. it's losery as fuck i think weed in general comes with a losery it has a losery vibe to it so if you're an adult if you're someone like me in my 30s coming to episode 420 talking about getting high and being stoned on the show and making it like this thing you're a loser okay the only people that can get away with this are actual like stoner losers who were their entire podcast i'm not saying joe rogan's a loser by the way because he does get stoned with his guests all the time um it's like certain

people get a pass but it's not cute if you're a girl like me it's just not I don't think it's uh anyways yeah keep that shit to yourself okay um we're drinking a coffee and we're having a a sparkling water inside of my Stanley cup today okay we're keeping it real basic it's a vanilla latte a hot vanilla latte and a peach flavored sparkling water in my 40 how many ounces ounces ounces is this tumbler 40 ounce tumbler I waste I wasted a lot of sparkling waters to fill that up today um yeah keep some keep shit to yourself there are certain things that need to be kept to yourself uh smoking weed and also we touched on this last episode sorry I'm late by the way something came up this weekend um but i'm back we're here we did it um i touched on this last

episode fucking needlepoint okay do that shit in the comfort of your own home do not publicize that you do needlepoint in your 20s like or 30s or what if you are not over the age of 65 do not publicize the fact that you do needlepoint okay as a hobby as a kinetic what do they call it now as a um people are really into doing non-phone activities creative activities like like coloring books and needlepoint and mahjong and which okay certain people okay the mahjong thing i touched on this last episode if you're just go listen to my rant about needlepoint majeon uh and cosplaying like you're a grandma when you're young and hot in your 20s and 30s okay um as like your personal brand back to like personal branding weed is not part of my

personal brand we're not talking about it today um uh and yeah okay so my microphone is way too loud in my ears or my headphones or I'm hearing my voice too, too loudly. Um, okay. This is a heavy episode, a heavy hitting episode. Um, you know, I will touch on, okay. I'll tell a little story time about smoking and being a stoner. I might as well. I'll just, I'll start the episode off with a brief story time about the first time I got high with my brother. Okay. Um, it involved a trust me bottle, um, turned into a gravity bong, uh, a trust me bottle from my childhood homes, family communal shower. Cause we only had like one good shower growing up that we all used. And there was a trust me bottle, a shampoo bottle. Um, so it involved my brother, a shampoo bottle

converted into a gravity bong. And my brother getting extremely frustrated because he couldn't find in my dad's really, it was always messy garage, all the tools, the disorganization in the garage growing up was never not a thing. And my brother was frustrated as we were constructing this gravity bong. Now, mind you, this is the first time I'm getting high and I'm doing it out of a shampoo bottle. Sorry, mom. I know I said, you're going to like the way I navigate this episode because I'm not talking about weed and I'm not giving you the scary details about weed and my experience with it. Um, because I know you associate like weed and meth are on the same playing field in your brain. Like, I'm sorry, but I'm telling you the story.

The first time Robert got me high, I think you were off on a business trip for the weekend. And dad was who the fuck knows where, um, at God knows what hour of the night we were doing this. Um, he was probably at the casino. Let's be honest. when mom was when mom was away dad was at the casino all right so my brother was frustrated because the fucking garage was disorganized and he couldn't find the right bolts to screw into the side of this trust me shampoo bottle to create the funnel i don't know like the air airflow air away hole for the the weed to get smoked through i have no idea how to build a gravity bong i just know that we figured it out. We got the right bolts. Um, I'm standing in my dining room right

by the kitchen door with my brother and he lights that shit up. And I remember immediately saying, call, call an ambulance. I took it down the throat all the way to my, the low, the lowest part of my, my assault, like whatever the lowest point all the way, the bottom of my lungs borderline all the way to my fucking taint okay it was okay side note the word taint is such a great word like I throw that around in conversation with Corey a little too much like we just love joking about the word taint I don't know so it came it rolled off the tongue today sorry um but I took that shit all the way down to my taint I said call an ambulance I'm dying this what just happened and then as you know when it feels like that when it burns your throat that bad

if you're a if you're listening right now you tuned in because you are a stoner and um and you're like oh my gosh you are a stoner and you're looking forward to this episode and you're getting maybe getting high and now you're disappointed because i'm not you know that when you take it that deep to the throat and it's that painful that you're gonna get high as fuck. And within a few short, under a minute, honestly, it hits you so fast. Um, I'm on the couch sinking backwards into it. Robert puts on Wiz Khalifa, the plan, I believe the plan by Wiz Khalifa. I'm looking at Wiz Khalifa on the music, in the music video, on the TV screen in our living room I'm sinking back into the couch and just like when my sister got me drunk for the first time

I immediately said in that moment oh I get it now I get why people do this so I had the same experience I'm seeing Wiz Khalifa pop out of the screen it felt like he was you know in the room with me like three-dimensional I don't know what I mean this was like what kind of weed was this I don't even know but um I'm into it I'm high I'm like loving life um and then the night ended with Robert playing Halo in his bedroom and me literally bouncing on I just remember bouncing uncontrollably having so much fun laughing my fucking ass off with him and I was just jumping and bouncing all over his bed while he's playing Halo and then I was like oh my god my mouth's watering I need to eat I need to eat now and we lived in a one ingredient or excuse me

we lived in an, we lived in an ingredient household. If you know what that is, it's, or if you don't know what that is, it's when anytime you want to eat something in your house, you have to go make it. There isn't like a convenient snack to grab or like yum yum. There's not like a pack of gushers or bag of chips or, uh, why do I feel like I'm talking weird and i'm out of breath um hold on i'm not very impressed by the stanley tumbler tumbler i chose by the way you guys know i i struggled for about two months trying to pick out the color of my stanley cup and the type of stanley cup well i went with the new 40 ounce flip straw model okay and something happened to my straw where it doesn't i don't know like it like air comes

comes through it when I drink out of it. Okay. Moving on. So there wasn't a lot to, there was a lot to eat in my house. You just had to make it. Okay. You had to make it, you got to put the ingredients together. And at the time I didn't, I didn't have time for that. Okay. We didn't have DoorDash. I couldn't call up, I couldn't, I couldn't call in a, maybe I could have called in a pizza, but out where we lived in the boonies, like sometimes it was hard to get a pizza delivered because of the location where we lived. So I wasn't, and we weren't in those times where it's like, Oh, let's just order food, you know? Um, and the only thing available that I could like find in, in the, in the pantry was, uh, the Costco chocolate chip bag that we always had. We always

had the giant fucking, what was it like 20 pound chocolate chip bag. And, um, that's where things got really dark and i'm just fisting my mouth i'm fisting my fist i am shoving fistfuls of chocolate chips into my mouth it had no no food nothing has ever tasted so good in my life than those goddamn chocolate chips when i was stoned for the first time with my brother uh in our house in our childhood home i was like wait a minute why do these taste cold wait this tastes so good what the fuck i couldn't stop eating them it became like okay i need to and did I have my eating disorder at that point how old was I no this is like maybe like pre-eating disorder like maybe like or right when it started this was like a maybe a year before I didn't

really like binge eat yet um anyways so yeah that's the first time I got high and then since then you guys honestly right now if you had asked me like when's the last time you smoked we got high. I have no idea. Like I had a, we, I talk about now I'm doing the four 20 episode in the way I don't want to do it. So I think we should move on. You know, that every now and then I'll get gummies and then have a gummy every night for like a month. And then I won't do it again for a year. But, um, yeah, I just think it's losery. Sorry. Like I think weed is losery or it's like, if you're getting high every single night I'm kind of judgy of that like I don't know why I am though I just think it's like it's nice for sleep I guess like it does help knock you out but

I don't like how it completely like drinking I'm there bitch I'm in the room I'm present I know what's going on I'm I'm like I'm not in I'm not in a on a different planet I feel like getting stoned like completely removes your brain from you're like or you're like hyper focused I don't know I just feel like it I lose time and like what's actually happening where when I'm having a drink or two I like know what's going on and I'm there and I don't like the feeling of just being like zoned out and kind of like you know it's fun for like watching a movie laying on the couch whatever every now and then but it's not it's not a it's just not what I do so sorry um I can't believe we made it to episode 420 like 400 plus episodes is crazy anyways but um there's a lot to

cover today. This could go in a lot of directions. I think I'm going to just do them all. Do them all. Okay. We're going to cover everything from Jim Carrey's new face to Operation Epic Fury. Okay. We're going to talk about Jim Carrey looks maxing and the US war maxing and everything in between so join me join me for a super casual regular normal episode where there isn't a topic that goes undiscussed because it's there's been a lot since we last spoke happening in the world and uh i'm a maximal maximalist as you know i only i only put my heating pad on full blast i only do any everything I do is a hundred zero it's not there's no in between it's what am I saying it's a hundred out of a hundred fuck okay so um let's start off with the boring shit please hit

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potato, Courtney cook, you know, her, her potato cheese thing. Well, she also puts dumplings in onions, like raw onion cups, and she puts mayo and all this other shit on it. And I tried that and it was, it was pretty good, but last night I had him playing with, with just the soy sauce stuff and hot sauce. Um, so I guess part of the scene setting today is that, yeah, we're puffy. We didn't work out. We're feeling fat. And, um, yeah, it is what it is. Um, the beverages we already talked about vanilla latte hot. I put that Chobani creamer in my foamer on my what's it called my my milk milk frother on my uh braville barista express shout out mom thank you for the the coffee machine wedding gift um and i kind of blacked out i

talked about how you have to be careful without chobani creamer because it's the you know the amount there's definitely like 50 grams of sugar in this right now um so it's simultaneously waking me up and then also putting me to sleep and giving me diabetes so that's cool um but yeah I totally overdid the creamer which is not typical I I don't do creamer in my coffee especially I have a hot coffee today. Typically I only do that. I do creamer in an iced coffee. Um, but whatever. So that's the drink, the hot drink. And then we have my, I already told you my peach sparkling water and my Stanley cup that is so jacked up right now. I don't know what's going on with this flip straw. It's just not in alignment. Like it's, it's out of alignment and

it's so like I don't know maybe I just need to get a new straw for it um but it does not spill that's the thing that's the reason why I got it I wanted this size but I didn't want this stupid normal Stanley straw that leaks everywhere so I went with um the flip straw and whatever um okay my I told you about my lip gloss dealer sending me lip gloss um shout out mom i am wearing lawless beauty forget the filler forget the filler lip plumping line smoothing lip gloss in the shade juicy watermelon this is the most beautiful lip gloss of all time it's not sticky at all and reapply it it's not sticky at all it has a subtle flavor to it but nothing too aggressive it's like you can't really put your finger on what it does it taste

like watermelon um last long time I've had I've had one of these before a tube of it before but I ran out and I totally forgot to like repurchase it but my mom sent me this and then I'm also double fisting I'm double double teaming or whatever I'm wearing two lip glosses today I'm wearing the road peptide lip tint lip tint in the shade jelly bean which is such a cute name um and yeah the road lip tint peptide lip tint hype is real um I feel like Hailey Bieber when I put it on and who doesn't want to feel like Hailey Bieber I love her I love when like people can do no wrong you know those are like what a what a great place to be in life where you're so adored and you're so unproblematic and I mean that doesn't last forever I guess but with her

it's like what a nice place to be people just adore her I adore her I need to try more road products. I want to try that. Um, the milky milky glaze. Um, and then the lip liner is my Nick's lip liner in the shade edge pink, uh, skims top. Oh my God. I'm doing like the full fit, the full thing. Sorry. This is when we set the scene on the show. If you're a new listener, I set the scene. I describe the scene. Okay. You can look at this all on camera. You can watch me video. If you want to join me while I describe this, okay. Skims top in the cotton Jersey fabric. These are the best tops, the long sleeve con Jersey tops, because they're the perfect. Now it's, it's warming up in San Diego. It was literally, it was like 90 degrees yesterday. I

was laying out and getting tan, but, um, these are the best tops for cause our house, like, well, it gets colder during I don't know like it's hot outside but the house is cold has a little crisp crispiness to it so this is the perfect laundry around the house shirt where you feel put together but it's I don't know it's like it keeps me warm without being too warm if I put on a sweatshirt it's too much but this is the perfect type of top to you get the idea I'm gonna okay I'm wearing a Lakers hat and then the powder the five in one essence primer finish powder I always talk about for the upper lip while I'm podcasting. So I don't look shiny on camera. Okay. I did bring my crazy Willy Wonka glasses today because it's episode four 20. And am I feeling crazy that

the truth is I'm not feeling crazy today. I'm not feeling crazy to be honest. I'm not feeling energized. Um, yeah. Like what, what month is it? It's March 2nd is March a throwaway month in my brain. What's March to me in my mind, March madness, St. Patrick's day war Springs kind of spring in spring is, Oh, daylight savings is next weekend. Like what, what does March do for me in my mind? The truth is, is, Hey, didn't hit the spin class before this episode. Uh, didn't eat or, well, I usually don't eat, but I just caffeinate. Um, I'm feeling sluggish and slow and sorry. Okay. We're going to still, we'll, we'll still talk about, uh, the war and, um, you guys literally, okay. I'm going to do life updates next, but

I've got, you know, operation. What was it called? Epic fury, the Werner on so far and the, the, the lore of, cause of course we got, we need to brush up on the lore, um, and how we got here. Okay. We're going to go back to the fifties in Iran and we're going to move all the way to present day. And I'm going to do a refresh because I covered, I did an entire episode on world. I called it world war three. Am I okay? Sorry. It was called world war three for dummies. Iran, there are the U S Israel and Iran featuring oil nukes and the CIA. I did an entire deep dive episode on it and I talked about the history of Iran and like what happened um before the current regime came in and how they even came into power in the first place and I talk about the U.S.'s

involvement and anyways um so yeah we're gonna like recap that a little bit I think it's important to know um it's important to have like a little bit of a history lesson instead of just seeing what's on TV and going like, Ooh, raw or like, fuck this. It's either it's one or the other. You're like, Ooh, raw or fuck this. Isn't it? Ooh, raw. Is that what the military guys say? Ooh, raw. Is that, are you? Oh, it's the Marine thing. Yeah. It's a, it's a famous high energy battle cry and motivational shout used by us Marines to signify enthusiasm, affirmation, affirmation or camaraderie. Yeah. So, uh, I think that started back in the Korean war. Yeah. So you're either URA or, or fuck this about the current war happening in Iran. Um,

uh, whatever side you're on, just know that it's good to know the backstory and everyone should know the backstory. So we're going to cover that today. Then we've got, um, you know, yeah, sure. We'll talk about little punch. Sure. We'll touch on like some fun stuff, little punch. Um, we've got the Sophia Franklin, um, her new book called daddy issues. Um, but she just rolled out or came out with, or it's not out yet, but she, um, wrote a book and we're gonna talk about that. The wrote a book about, hopefully about the drama between what happened with her and Alex Cooper when Call Her Daddy broke up back in, was that 2020? Was it 2020? I feel like it was. We're going to talk a lot about looks maxing today. We'll blend looks maxing with Jim Carrey

because that man is clearly not a clone. He is clearly a looks maxer. Okay. And I came out in the beginning of 2026 saying I'm leaning into looks back seeing in 2026 and being dumb in 2026 because being hot and being smart okay what did I say the thing that has served me the best in life is being like not hot and dumb being smart like it doesn't okay it does get you I'm just gonna delete this episode and restart it I am I am at that point now where I'm like what am I even saying everything is a joke everything is facetious I'm never serious like I was like I'm gonna lean into being uh hot and dumb this year because I know like knowing what's going on in the world makes me feel crazy and it makes me go insane because it's so terrible

and corrupt and fucked up and I every week it's a new thing and so I'm just gonna lean into like not paying attention to any of that because it's breaking my brain and it's not good for me so I'm gonna lean into that and then I'm gonna lean into looks maxing because being attractive is uh I've gotten further in life from my looks than being smart I made some sort of fucking joke about that moving on okay we're gonna talk about the lady that put her um under her underwear in the coffee pot in the hotel, in the hotel room. I think there's a lawsuit. I think she's getting sued for that. Um, and then some fun like childhood things. Um, Oh, Bill Gates, state of the union, the cartel shit show thing that happened in Mexico. This is kind of all old news. Larry

Ellison buying, or like the a hundred, $111, $111 billion, uh, Warner brothers deal. um what was it paramount bought them um and then did i mention cash patel and his girlfriend yet should we mention should we talk about nancy too fuck it i'll write nancy here too it's gonna be a nine hour episode um hold on so nancy nancy yeah we're gonna talk about cash patel um yeah but let's just start with the life updates um what have i been up to how's life how are you you know what i mean how's life and how are you time is moving so fast i can't believe it's march um we say this every month of every year but it's true like the old when i first met cory he was like oh time moves so fast like moves so fast and i always i always told him like

I feel like it kind of I feel like it moves slow like what are you like what and I'm like the more because yeah the more stuff you do like the more busy you are the more travel you do and more activity like the slower life feels and he's like no that makes it feel faster and I always fought him on that and then now I'm officially saying all the time like time is moving so fast it but then I remember during, when I was locked up in prison, um, in the pandemic, my stupid little one bedroom apartment that was very cute. But when I was in my, in the darkness of hell during the pandemic, collecting unemployment, sitting on the couch, ordering burritos, watching endless TV. I mean, I was just watching every fucking Netflix show that existed

at that point I remember thinking time moves slow and I think that's why I thought time moves slow but it's like no way no no shit bitch every day is the same day you're not doing anything the days feel so long and drag they drag out because you're just like doing nothing with your life so but now that I do more I'm doing more and my life is more full and blah blah um time is moving fast as fuck and it needs to slow down. So, um, all right, let's get into the life updates. Let's actually start the show and get, get things rolling. How many minutes are we in now? Okay. We'll start off with this. I went to the dentist and I got my teeth cleaned. I love the dentist. Okay. I don't think we don't talk about the dentist on here. I never really bring up the dentist, but I love

the dentist. I love getting my teeth cleaned. Feels like a massage. I don't understand why people hate the dentist or get scared of the dentist. I know if you have a lot of work done and you need a lot of fillings and root canals or whatever they do, like that can be more dramatic and maybe more painful and scary, but a general cleaning is so nice. It, my mouth. Oh my God. I, I love, okay. I don't like the sound of when they scrape your teeth with that pick that I don't love because they, they start off with this supersonic. I feel like it's a laser beam, but what the fuck is it? It's like a, is it a tool or is it like a, I almost feel like it's hypersonic or supersonic water they shoot in there and it like gets off the plaque. They start with

that and then they start picking your teeth um but I had a clean bill of health uh no cavities I do have a filling they're gonna I actually when's my appointment I think it's next week I have a filling they're gonna replace um because I have a silver filling on one of my molars and they're like how old are you and I told them my age and they're like wait what why would you have this they you shouldn't have this and I'm like is this a California thing like I don't know if this is what they do up in Washington to kids when I grew up but I have a silver filling that's um like it's time for it to be replaced basically and um that's the only thing I have to get fixed um but yeah I went to the dentist it was great um I love the dentist okay moving on um we watched

the America's Next Top Model documentary what was it called I forget the name like the specific name of it but oh my god i i love jay alexander miss jay right miss jay alexander jay manuel jay manuel is so what i what an angel like what of a man like him all of them nigel fucking nigel all of them it was like watching the documentary and seeing them all these years later I was like oh my gosh what sweethearts all of those guys are such sweethearts and I just I really enjoyed the documentary obviously it was exposing some things about Tyra that weren't so savory they made her kind of look bad which I guess when I was watching her interviews I'm like I kind of sniffed something out about her that I

didn't pick up on when I watched the show growing up I feel like maybe something's going on there but she just the whole break or the whole friendship breakup between Jay Emanuel is it Am I saying that right? Jay Manuel. Am I saying manual like a car manual? Manuel. Jay man. Jay Manuel. Gorgeous fucking Ken doll, like perfect skin, perfect facial hair, perfect everything. He's such a stunning human being. He's, he's the most beautiful man I've ever seen jay manuel manuel jay manuel i can't can't why can't i say manuel the most gorgeous nigel's next to him though and okay nigel has the dreamy eyes and the dreamy like vibe he's british whatever but jay manuel manuel is just and he has such a heart of gold

you can just tell he's like a all three of them especially miss jay and and he um Or is it she? Fuck. Had a stroke or had something happen? Miss J. Alexander. Let me just make sure. If you're going by Miss J, you're a she, right? Oh, they're saying his work on, okay, his work. Yeah, he. um anyways all of them are just great and just gold just sometimes you watch documentaries or you watch tv shows or or no like reality stuff um um i can do this episode maybe i should have gotten stone so i would be more fun right now and i feel like i'm fucking boring and we're about to talk about war and is that going to

be an eye roll thing. Like you're just trying to like, Oh my God. There are so many dumb bitches on, on TikTok and online that the day we fucking take out Kamini or whatever, like, or like there's a war in Iran and we fucking blow shit up. They're like so dramatic, like coming online. And these are the these are the psycho feminists by the way now we're already talking now we're off topic these are the most like psycho feminist women anyways like that are so pro women women women women's rights and it's like they're crying about that how can you be pissed off at this right now sorry like you can because yeah we don't we don't want more we don't want more i get it but isn't it isn't this like one of the most positive things for the women in iran that could have

isn't this a best case scenario for them and here you are being dramatic like we're back to war they're just so retarded i don't know like so many people are are um and then they then they do the whole like epstein file switch up where they're like this is or they bring that up they're like what a distraction or like like from the Epstein files like we'll get we'll get there I don't want to get too fired up now but anyways America's Next Top Model documentary was fabulous and um I grew up I grew up on that show watched every single season did it contribute to my body image issues as a young girl at the time I don't think I knew that it that it did but looking back I'm like damn

the kinds of the commentary on the women's bodies was so it was like overly honest and and brutal like and yet it was confusing because tyra's like oh i want to i want to create a show where we portray all different types of beauty and bodies because the industry is so cookie cutter and at the same time she's like lose some weight bitch like you're too like sorry we exist in this industry where it's very cutthroat and you have to like look a certain way because if you don't if you don't fit the sample size like you don't have a job like so it was confusing and then they had the one plus size girl um who ended up and she wasn't even i mean plus size is so what do you what do they call it uh not plus size full full size what do they call it

there's another term for it and she ended up winning so it was really it was really messed up like the the whole like gap teeth of it all closing up the gap teeth the gap to the and then the next season it was like we like your gap teeth but I think something's up with Tyra I don't know what she seems what does she seem like um I don't want to be like she's like sociopath or like narcissist. I don't want to like die. I don't want to say anything, but I just wasn't the thing I did understand. Let me get back to Jay Manuel, Jay Manuel, um, and him leaving the show after it was at like eight seasons and writing her an email and then, and she writing and then her writing back, I'm disappointed. And then her being fake to him on

set when he came back because they were gonna what was what's it called blacklist him so he couldn't work they threatened that and so he came back to the show and then when they're on set filming she would be fake to him fake nice to him on the on camera and then cold shoulder him and not give him the time of day and I'm like what happened like she took it so personal that he wanted to leave the show and move on with his career or whatever and to the point where like she didn't even want to talk about it on the documentary it's like she created something in her mind and took it's it was a it seemed like a power thing like she wanted power over him and then when he wanted to step away she was so threatened by that to the but it's so dumb

because I'm like you guys were you guys were dogs like you guys were hanging out all the time like you guys were having slumber parties and shit I don't know they were like really close and then she got all weird and then it really made her look as the seasons of America's Next Top Model continued things got a little more cuckoo um because she's got a big personality Tyra's always been that way um but yeah it exposed some aside to her that I wasn't really like I never sniffed out and it was because I was younger you know now I know now now I know more um but something was off with her in the documentary and I just I'm like it seems like it's all in her head like that's how most people that are off are it's like dude this is all in your head

look how lovely these men are when they're interviewed see that's the thing it's such a juxtaposition when you're watching watching the jays and watching nigel who else was interviewed um oh all the models were interviewed oh the poor models that was the craziest part when they're like hey we get through we go through this america's next top model process we win thinking oh we're gonna get all these amazing deals and we're gonna work and we're gonna be models and were, but that was used against them in the industry. And then Tyra wouldn't vouch for them and wouldn't help like fix that problem. Um, she wouldn't advocate for them or, you know, when they needed her and she would admit to that all these years later, there's, I think it was

Danielle, one of the ones that she was like, it was cool to see them grown up the models, like all these years later and they're all like some of them they're all beautiful but it's like some of them like almost got even more beautiful it's like holy shit i guess that's on the uh aesthetics industry and fucking botox now and shit that they weren't doing back in the day but um yeah so we watched that okay like moving on we have a lot to cover um did i finish america's next top model in my brain did we cover everything yeah we we watched a little a little bit of the love story documentary about carolyn bassett and john f kennedy jr um and it's great i'm liking it so far didn't i that's a part of history that

i don't know a lot about because when they died in the plane crash i was like four years old maybe I was younger than that I don't know what year was that 99 I was really young and it wasn't a part of history that I ever really even heard about all these years later um but yeah I think the actress Sarah Pigeon Carolyn Bessette um her her um she's played by Sarah Pigeon and what did I think she's an amazing actress and I think the blonde hair suits her so well like I think she's naturally a brunette she's oh yeah she always has dark hair but that shows make me want to go blonde I will say that I miss I kind of miss being bleach blonde um because there's something about her hair in the show everyone's obsessed with

Carolyn beset everything now and especially her hair and the way she carries herself and the way she just her class and her her vibe and everything and um you know she's the new like what was the it was um who was everyone's obsession like a couple years ago like who who was it wasn't carol okay i'm not carolyn beset there was someone else it's always like fucking kate moss and shit but who are we obsessed with it was like okay the old money aesthetic but who was the queen of that like who was it Sophia Richie wasn't it her that was like our obsession and now it's like Carolyn Bessette it's like a it's like a segue from the old money thing but into like this I don't know

this New York 90s old money classy boss bitch thing I don't I don't know there's like a there's a it's just a it's just another one of those it's just another trend of like oh you're giving carolyn beset or like but who was the old money bitch it wasn't was it sophia richie when she got married and she um i feel like it was her but there's another who's from the like who from the past do people kind of idolize before carolyn beset like who were like a year ago like who are we i feel like there was just someone it's on the tip of my tongue but yeah i um i haven't seen the whole i haven't seen all the episodes but i think people are they idolize their relationship and they idolize carolyn and and and how she

and how she uh perfectly played the game to get jfk jr and i think at the end of the day where I'm at is the games, right? Like, yeah, I think their relationship was just, it was like all chemistry and they weren't actually a good match because they fought a lot. And when there's a lot of chemistry and it's a lot, and there's a lot of games, um, and cat and mouse and stuff, I don't think that has longevity. Like it, those things that usually burns out quickly in my experience, At least like that doesn't get you anywhere where, when two people are more earnest and honest and straightforward about liking the other person and liking each other. And they're, they're not, they're not playing games about that.

I think that it feels better. Like it honestly doesn't make you feel like shit all the time. And I think that has longevity and like that, and that goes further, but, um, sure. I liked her I like her her diva attitude and her fucking like the one-liners towards towards John where she's just like you know not giving him her number and being what do you call it like more aloof and less thirsty because all the women around him all the women his whole his experience with women is they they just throw throw themselves at him where she was like no I'm not gonna give a shit and I'm gonna act like I don't care and that's gonna make him want me more

but she also I think at the time they both had were in relationships when they met or something I have I forget or he did um there's a lot of like I feel like cheating and bullshit um but again when the chemistry is that crazy I feel like it always comes with a lot of drama and um stupid games and um there's the infamous fight in central park i think where he like she like beat the shit out of him i don't know i'm still learning about the cbk carolyn beset kennedy jfk junior lore um but clearly the the reason they died was because of his, uh, what would you call it? His, uh, arrogance, but, um, it's like he, he thought he could fly that plane. I don't know. It was, it was the whole situation where with a plane where

he, um, ended up crashing it. Was it because he didn't, the, the instructor, like the pilot he usually flew with didn't come with him and so he's like I can do this myself I think he just kind of felt like an untouchable like he can just do like I don't know do no wrong in life like nothing had consequences in his life I don't know what do you call that when you're just on a it's like a man and his ego kind of and that ultimately got them killed um I don't care how much I trust a man like if they're fucking flying a plane alone because and the instructor didn't show up i'm not going i'm sorry like there's yeah but so yeah i'll uh we're gonna keep watching it but so far i'm really liking it um i just have a few more life updates

uh shit what dude what what's today this is giving monday like this is so like it's a monday I'm not all here mentally, physically, spiritually. Um, yeah, well, I think when we start talking about Iran and what's going on, I might, and also the life updates are fucking boring. Like for example, life update, we can't stop buying, buying ice cream and ordering ice cream every night. And I, we just cannot stop. It was last week. It was four nights in a row. DoorDash ice cream four nights in a row. And I'm like every fucking time we order it, it's $45 or something and then it's to the point where I'm like this is so we're in a bad phase with ice cream we're in a really bad phase typically we eat

dinner and we brush our teeth and we go to bed it's like not a big deal to have to like dessert is like we don't need it we don't care we're not thinking about it maybe we'll shove a can of whipped cream down our throat and call it a night you know like that there's always like a can of whipped cream in the fridge we'll like do a couple of those okay we had our dessert or we'll pop in a piece of dark chocolate that's in the back of the pantry that's been there for god knows how long and it's like okay that'll fix my that'll give me my sweet fix right now um so yeah the fact we're on this like crazy ice cream kick and it's to the point where it's to the point where I'm like bored of Baskin Robbins I'm like it's all starting to taste the same

like like every time we order it i'm like i'll get a new flavor i'll switch it up and i'm like i just i'm like over baskin robbins and then we'll like do cold stone instead um so yeah we can't stop ordering ice cream um what other like food things are we like in a phase of right now i don't know cory's been cooking a lot of ground beef with lots of turmeric and i never used turmeric and i'm like okay like i can get into this i forget how good turmeric is in in in food especially like beef um but yeah like he's making a lot of ground beef like every other boy um there's there's articles now about like men are eating dog food but instead of it's like they call it dog food but it's just like

a bunch of ground beef like that's how yeah um okay life update i cut jimmy's nails for the first time and since he was a puppy um yeah like that's a huge life update because his his uh his nails are so fucking long and i i'm so but they they aren't to the point where i know it's a problem when they get in the way of them walking and they break and they get, and they break and bleed and they get all fucked. No, they're, it's not like that. They're just, they're just Eagle talons. Okay. My golden retriever had Eagle talons since he was a puppy, because anytime I would try to trim his nails, he would bite my head off. So it was always a thing with him trying to trim them. And I do the grooming. He doesn't go to the groomers. He's never been to the groomers.

um I feel like that'd be a nice treat for him because he loves going in the bath he loves that's his favorite thing ever like he loves getting shampooed and massaged and I like he loves it he'll just sit in there and he knows the word too like it doesn't matter where we are in the house he could even be playing in the backyard and I'll be like Jimmy bath time and he'll literally go run in our bath, in our shower. Um, so he loves it. But the other day he was sleeping on the couch. I was on the phone with my mom and shout out. I know you're listening right now. Um, and I was like, you know what, I'm going to just try this right now. So I started trimming all of his paw hairs, like really short. I started with that. And then, cause I follow a lot of

golden retriever accounts like half the accounts I follow are um golden retrievers like I just love golden retriever accounts and there are there's so many cute ones that look like literal teddy bears and they always have the cutest little perfectly manicured paws and toenails and I don't know I was just in the spirit of like let me just try this out so I trimmed all of the hair got it really nice and short and then his nails were hanging out and I was like he's so relaxed right now what if I just took because I have clippers I have every kind of clipper I've tried everything I have the one that sands it's like an electronic one that sands them down and I have like the actual clippers and I have everything so those are like the only two I have but like I've

got an electronic option and I've got a a fucking manual option and he was peacefully sleeping I'm on the phone and I just go for it and he doesn't nothing no growling no nothing and I realized like okay he's so chill right now he kind of doesn't know what's happening and he's not scared of the clippers because he used to be scared where if I even walked in the room with them he would run away so something I don't know he definitely matured out of that to the point where now I can just kind of I've done it I did every single front toenail and now I did this over the last couple of days I did the back toenails and he doesn't even, he kind of like pause at me. He doesn't, he doesn't love it, but he'll let me do it, which is, it's really sweet. Um, he's five

now and he looks like he's 14. Um, I'm so worried every time I'm like, wait, why do, why does his face, like, why did it go gray so early? Like, is this a sign of a health problem? Like an underlying health problem? What's, what is this? Um, every time I look it up and I like, we've talk to the vet about it. They're like, no, this is just, this is just Jimmy. Some dogs, they go gray early. Um, okay. Final life update. Um, moving on, this is it. And it's like kind of becoming a broken record at this point. And, uh, I'm sick of talking about it. I wish this would resolve um the neighbor's lawn you guys nothing has been done to this day it is just getting the weeds are getting taller it's getting it's getting so bad and it looks so wrong on our

street because everyone every other home on my street there's a couple like kind of they're like something it's not that they don't landscape it's just that there's like I don't know there's like some weird people on my street but then this house stands out because it's a brand new house and the fucking front lawn it's just like there's like shit everywhere it's not shit everywhere but it's like things are just not kept nice there's always like a box on the front step that needs to be thrown away or like trash or like the the front the weeds are just getting taller and taller and taller and I'm like at what point do you say something or like I'm like what the fuck

I mean I know there's worse problems in the world obviously but that that really irks me um do we have any other like okay last week I yelled or I I'm gonna fall asleep I'm literally falling asleep sorry, I yelled or I said, I enemy of the shower. What did I say? Things we hate on the show is people that film other people at the gym. Um, I post that clip on Tik TOK. It got some traction, but, um, people were like, then don't go to the gym. Don't like go outside. Like, I don't know. I just, I just, I still stand firm in what I said about how people that film other people at the gym without their permission are the most selfish, classless, most tacky, arrogant

people around. Like they're the worst type of people because I just think it says a lot about you when you think you can go about your business, go about your day and just subject people to your content like that. and it's like they're not they don't even have the courtesy to ask if it's okay or like try to not do it it's when they don't even try to not do it and it's always like the dumb the same chicks the same psycho chicks they scream about like fucking the war and like this is the worst thing that could possibly ever happen and oh my god and blah blah are the same ones that they're like the

hot chick that are they're like dumb and ditzy and they'll like take this selfie of like they'd all they care about is themselves and their body and like looking perfect and then there's like a troll kind of like mid-sized maybe kind of chubbier chick behind them just like picking up a weight but they're too concerned about how they look they don't even consider and then they fucking post it that's what i have a problem with it's like no consideration but since since um we last spoke have i been at the gym and has that been a thing have i had to call a bitch out in a week since we last talked no but um what are my workouts right now oh spin class yeah I like keep taking my stupid spin class that I can't I love spin I love spin class

and I also started doing abs and I never I like never do abs and literally oh my god it's like I go I'm like it's like sometimes it's like duh I do my ab workout and like later that day I'm looking in the mirror I pull up my shirt and I'm like I have a fucking six-pack like sometimes working out your abs actually gives you a six-pack like who knew I always fought it because I'm like I don't want my abs to get thick and bulky like I don't want to but I did all those deep core ab exercises where it's not like you're crunching and building like the muscle of the ab we're like doing the deep ones I called Corey and I'm like I like facetimed him I'm like

I have abs like I'm full like we're back like we're fucking back um but yeah so I'm doing I'm like actually doing ab workouts again which is really I don't know It's not that bad. Um, it's always a thing though. It's like you, you do your workout and it's like, okay, now I'm going to go do abs. And it's like, I just finished working out like this, the last thing I want to do. Um, that's why if you do like a Pilates class, it's just, it's an all in one thing. You do the whole workout and you're hitting abs the whole time. So it's like, yeah. Um, all right. So I'm trying to think anything else. it's kind of it same old same old honestly

so the situation going on in iran right now is pretty simple we're basically like hey iran stop enriching uranium you are not allowed to have a nuke okay and they've been negotiating and the israel israel and the u.s have been negotiating with iran and they're not budging. Okay. Our red line, our hard line is you are not allowed to have a nuke. Okay. And they did not make a deal with us. That did not happen. Okay. And now Khomeini is dead. And now every leader of everything, every military, I don't know how many they took out. Like there was a whole list of every powerful person running shit over there is dead. Okay. And we're bombing the shit out of them and operation epic fury is it's fucking lit okay it's going down and i guess

um you know pete hegseth hegseth director of war the lord of war in the u.s is it hegseth pete hegseth okay i don't know how i feel about him i have i watched him talk on the during the press conference today about this and I do like what he said um because when it comes to war and like going to war as an American citizen I'm like who's running shit who's in charge do I trust them okay like do I feel confident in their leadership um but what I do like okay Pete what I like what i i do like i can do this i do like that pete said that this isn't going to be another iraq another afghanistan that's going to be drawn out for decades like he's basically saying like we're smarter than that now okay this administration we're smarter than that we're better than that

this isn't going to be some drawn out thing okay so my worry and i know it's your worry is like how long does this go like how is this are we just at war for another 10 years now are we just going is this going to be some long drawn out thing and my gut feeling just from the vibes is that okay we took out their supreme leader ayatollah ali ali come on is it Ali Kamani or is that the former? Um, Kamani. We took him out. We took everyone out. Um, and now the people can elect a new person, but it's like, I don't know how that process works. There's a few things I'm blurry on. Okay. Cause you guys look, I am semi coming with information and I'm going to inform and entertain, but I'm also going to sort of talk out of my ass

because this part's a little blurry I'm like okay Khomeini's out all the all the other military heads of the military all the other top dogs of Iran who were in charge they're out they're killed um so so I'm like all right the people are dancing in the street the people are happy because the people if you didn't know were just protesting because their fucking uh cost of living their everyday life has been hell okay so they just protested late december early jan and it's not confirmed but the reports are in the up to 40 000 40 000 uh 40 000 excuse me um biggest massacre in iran's history biggest protest since the islamic revolution in 79 um people people massacred people died okay and this wasn't I feel like people were talking about

on social media I would see like people I follow okay they were posting about it but I don't think this is widely covered so that just happened so of course people are dancing people are cheering but my the blurry thing for me is okay well not everyone was happy about this not everyone in Iran is happy about this what about the people that loved the Ayatollah and, and, and the regime and were supportive of it and are more, the more conservative ones, the ones that are the more religious people. And then what about the military? Okay. It's like, if all of their, if everyone calling the shots is dead, pretty much everyone sounds like that's what happened. Um, and obviously the Supreme leader, then are they

just chickens with their heads heads cut off like are they just gonna throw hail marys and bomb everything they can just as a last resort right now like who's running the show and what i don't know about iran is there is there um official military is there like a cartel within iran like the fucking taliban like is that the that are more radicalized okay are they gonna pop off now because Iran's military it's like you got the regular military but are they all like death to America or is it the more radicalized sub-military that's like death to America that's a part I don't understand okay but let's uh yeah let's get back to the history and like kind of how we got here and move to and we'll go back in time all the way to present day

by the way operation midnight hammer i believe didn't get everything okay i think it when we went in with the the b the b2s are they the b2s the bombers remember we talked about the bombers um that was my hyper fixation for a while after i learned that there's like beds in these things and toilets and they have like a fucking concession stand and they can like like you know the guys are like flying over the entire like 50 countries are crossing the world and they're like eating cheetos and they're like taking naps in between bunker busting or whatever the bombs like bomb the bunkers bomb the uranium facilities whatever apparently that didn't get everything it disarmed or it delayed production of the nuke but allegedly i'm not sure i don't know

for sure. I need to start saying allegedly more on the show. Didn't get everything. Okay. They're still on the way. It's like, they've been days away from having a nuke. It's like every day, fucking Netanyahu, Trump, whatever. They're like, they're days away from having a nuke, from having a nuclear weapon. And it's like, they've been saying that for so long where it's like, okay. At the end of the day. And then these are my suspicions too. War is all about money. right and like does Lockheed Martin are they struggling right now like is this just all about like they need to be paid up right they need money like because it's always about money it's always about money war is always about money so I'm like okay

yes it looks like we have a heart and we're helping the Iranian people because we're like okay we're taking out the supreme leader who's like torturing women to death and like like authorizing live fire at these protests like on all of the people protesting to the point where it's like thousands are being sprayed and killed and murdered and it's like fuck it's like hell okay is that why we're doing it like is that the why behind it and is it also okay they are not allowed to have a nuke but like are they really that close to having a nuke because it seems like they've been close to having a nuke forever now and they're not allowed to do that Like what, what's our, um, motive, you know?

And then I'm like, okay. But then people are like, and I, I'm saying money, right? Lock. I'm like the, the war companies building all of the, all of the, the drones and the, the, the jets and the, the, the bombs and like, they need to stay in business. Okay. Like war, you need war. They need war in order to stay in business.

Okay. And what did I say in my episode when I did the deep dive? I was like, I was like, I was like, Raytheon is like Sephora. Wait, what did I say? For the Pentagon? Raytheon is Sephora for the Pentagon. I said something like, I made an analogy. yeah they like go shopping at Raytheon and like buy a bunch of fucking anyways um so then I go to the money side and then I'm like wait a minute yep then no no I'm not like wait a minute people the people the public are like wait a minute this is a this is a distraction from the Epstein files now what I want to propose to you if you're if that's where your small pea-brained tiny little internet brain rot brain is at. What I want to propose to you is that multiple things can be happening at once. And yes, timing makes this look like it's a massive distraction

from the Epstein files. Like, yes, but also you have to understand that they've been working on this deal behind the scenes while the Epstein shit has been happening. Okay. It's all going on at the same time and you could argue yeah well now that the public's like what the fuck what's going on with the epstein files like why isn't anyone getting arrested why are they not investigating this why is cash patel at the fucking in milan chugging beers with the hockey team and not fucking putting people behind bars for the epstein files and finding nancy guthrie like you know you could argue that like this is a convenient next step to get people from bitching about that but that is so if you really like come on like let's all be adults right now

I know a lot of the way the world is run is not very mature like adult uh level maturity anyways so I understand how that could be a possibility in your brain but my gut is that it's this has been a a thing um for a long time and Trump is the only president uh with the with the balls to do it like he that's straight up what it is like he's he's the only one that's gonna do it obama didn't no one else did it fucking biden i mean what did biden do look how biden fucking pulled out of afghanistan do you guys remember that shit show so if anyone's gonna do it and give the iranian people a chance it's it's trump and so yeah the timing is sus you could say that when it comes to

the epstein files but um you have to understand if i don't know if the number is confirmed it's interesting because the iranian government said 3 000 people were murdered during the protest and then there's reporting all the way up to 40 000 i'm leaning towards the 40 000 based on what i've seen on social media and just, I mean, it was a massacre. Okay. Um, and it was in a short amount of time. I want to say this happened literally like 40,000 people died. I don't like throwing numbers around. I don't want to lose credibility. So I don't want to see this. If it was really 20,000, if it's really 50, it's a fuck ton of people who are murdered in these protests. Okay. 3 000 is still too many but um you have to understand that just happened and these poor

people have been under islamic rule and for since 79 right and they've been and especially the the women you want to talk well i'm going to cover like the specifics with life as a woman in iran under the ayatollah and the regime like it's fucking hell they don't want it there's not there's a number like over 80 percent of iranians don't want this they don't want this regime they want it out and so it but there again okay there are people that want it so that's the part that's like okay well fuck the u.s for getting involved when this doesn't you know and i get that it's Like, we, Trump ran on, I'm not the war president. I'm not going to start new wars.

I'm not going to, you know, and here we are. And I get it. Like, we don't want this. We don't want to go to war. But back to what I said about this getting dragged out and going on for months and months and months and years and years. And now we're in a war with Iran. And now it's fucking World War III. and maybe Russia's getting involved and fucking China and worst case scenario, by the way, like

that cannot happen. Um, my feeling and based on what Pete said, our, our God of war, our Lord of war in the U S I'm feeling like this is going to be a month. I'm feeling like it's going to be a month um i don't know how they democratically elect a new person when like how does what leadership's even there right now to even put that together i don't know how that can happen when do you know what i mean um so yeah but they retaliated they've been they've been um bombing back they've been bombing uh, Dubai and Bahrain. Was it Bahrain? I think it was Bahrain. Where's that? Yeah. So we're, um, and we're, we've lost some guys. They've obviously lost some guys. It's not

pretty. War isn't pretty. We don't want this. Um, but I think this is the best case scenario and you have to make hard decisions when you're a president you have to make really difficult decisions that are gonna affect a lot of people in a in a terrible way but when i think about weighing out the options of okay if we didn't do this versus if we did do this the iranian okay and people they make a big stink about like okay well if you believe this if you're like on the free iran side if you're on that side of things you got got by the propaganda and da da da da but at the end of the day like when 80 when you go to the people of iran and like what they want and you look at the numbers and you look at the suffering and you look at this protest they

just did where thousands of people were massacred it's like it sounds like this is the best thing for them and sorry i know you disagree with the u.s getting involved in other people's shit around the world like i know we don't love that okay and if you know anything about history and our involvement in iran which we're going to cover it's a little sus whenever we get involved okay especially when it comes to regime change um we tend to be uh we tend to sometimes fuck it up for everyone and in in the case of uh iran and in the past when we appointed the shah or when we went in and um overthrew their prime minister when we ran operation ajax with the um with the uk um their intelligence we basically it ended up fucking it up for iran in the in the long term

And that's when things switched to Islamic, switched it to become an Islamic state. So, yeah, I understand, like, yeah, we shouldn't be involved. We shouldn't be involved. But it's like, they can't have a nuke. Number one, that's our red line. Number two, these poor people. And we have the ability to do something about it. And I don't know.

Like, I sound maybe stupid for thinking that. Could they have worked it out themselves? I don't think so. Like, I'm trying to think of a world where they could have worked it out themselves. I mean, they tried to protest and overthrow their government. Look what happened, you know? so praying for our troops praying for the people of iran praying for the families um in the u.s military families right now i know that trump's like yeah people are gonna die he did say that um

i don't think this is gonna drag out i think this is a it's a it's a specific like because what else do they have to bomb and fuck up for this to be like for the war to be over you know what I mean but if they retaliate but then I'm like so yeah I don't know I don't understand it fully

but I'm not I do not believe this will be another Iraq another Afghanistan like I don't because they're like it's like day one we get the guy that's that's where i'm at like day one we take him out like that was so fast like we literally just that that's the solution right there take out the fucking ayatollah kameni guy the supreme leader but then now is it like a hornet's nest that you just fucking

bombed and now they're like fuck the u.s death to america 10 times even more and they're just gonna but and then then it's scary because you know they're talking about it's going to be dangerous in this country the sleeper cells and so it's like very um there's a lot coming out right now a lot of news, a lot of uncertainty, but, um, I think we, I think it's a net positive. Um, but then it's like, it's like this, we did what we did now. It's like, get the fuck out. We can't keep staying involved. That's the thing with the U S okay. That's where I'm at. I'm like, we did what we did. It's like, this cannot be, we can't be, our hand can't be in the pot for too long over there. They need to resolve it amongst themselves. And that's what Trump said. He said

that he's like to the Iranian people, like he basically was like, go elect someone that you like go, you know? Um, so anyways, let's talk about the history of Iran and how we got here, because I think it's important to understand that we, we, this started back in 1953 when the CIA and British intelligence ran operation Ajax. And like I said, that's when we overthrew their, um, Democrat democratically elected prime minister. Um, we basically looked at the situation where like, he's nationally national nationalizing oil and he's too independent and we can't have this. And so we basically went in, it was a little, I mean, this shit's so shady when you think about it like us looking at another country and being like you know you're we don't

like this guy we don't like what they're doing we don't like what they're doing with their oil and their money and their power and so we're just going to go in and do a little like side door action we're going to uh get you overthrown and then we're going to put someone in that we do like who's a more uh who's a pro-western guy so basically they overthrew the um prime minister at the time in 1953 and they put in the Shah, Muhammad Reza Pahlavi. They put him back in power and he aggressively westernized Iran to the point where this is when you would see women on the beach in bikinis and there was nightlife and Tehran looked like the real housewives of it was very glamorous looking and um women seemed looked obviously like they were

more free and full of life um than they do you know than they post the islamic revolution so the thing about this was um the oil money was concentrated at the top and You know, there's massive inequality. Oil money is concentrated at the top and inflation exploded. And then something that people don't know, it wasn't like this utopia where, oh, Iran's free and the women are in bikini. Everyone talks about like the women wearing bikinis and they were, there was like shopping malls and like, not shopping malls, like they still have that even. but it was, it was more Western. Okay. You can imagine one of Western, like the U S okay. It was more reminiscent of a country. Like people, people compared it to, I believe, um, the Mediterranean. That's how Iran looked at the time, which is like the sixties and seventies. um but the shah had a secret police and if you um criticized the government and what they were doing um he had a secret police force they're called like the

nav navac or something navac savac i forget um and they would torture and arrest you so that was some fuck shit okay so it wasn't this like utopia right um and then the other side of when the shah was in power um the not so great side was that it uh alienated alienated the conservatives of iran the people that were more religious and more traditional and um they weren't so hyped on their country turning into a western vibe okay trying to try to make this simple they didn't like the the vibes the western vibes they wanted the more religious traditional uh uh they want they wanted their country to be more um like what it was um more conservative more yeah okay so 79 people get radicalized

they're like fuck this shit um we're poor inflation's through the roof another uh or not another but yeah well it didn't happen since 53 a new guy comes in because there's the islamic revolution and they replace the shah with ayatollah not to be confused with khameni khameni i'm so confused were these guys like related and ayatollah means it means sign of god or um they're a religious cleric um they're like a religious leader um but they also are like the president of the united states and they're like that's their power in the country but it's a religious it's a theocratic leader it's not uh yeah so this is when they blend religion what do you call it a religion and state which is what we do not do here in this country um

which is a big bonus um okay so the shah had cancer so he didn't like get murdered during the islamic revolution he actually fled he fled to egypt morocco um he was world traveling the bahamas the u.s for his cancer treatment he ultimately died in 1980 from lymphoma so the shah's out ayatollah khomeini is in um and then within a year iran became a theocratic state governed by islamic law so what does that mean pretty much what you think of when you think of Iran and how they live there. So women were, but, but I understand that women were highly educated. So just because they're wearing a hijab and they have all of these strict rules, they have to live

by, they were still educated. They are still doctors, lawyers, engineers. They could still vote they could still drive cars okay but um they there is wearing the hijab is mandatory they can't leave the country without their husband's permission they can't travel without their husband's permission their husband can be like no you can't go can't do like they have the the say over where they can travel something else is that's interesting is if something happens to a woman um and she goes to court and she testifies it's only counted as half of a man's testimony so like it's only worth half so there her testimony has less weight to it um obviously the no singing they can't sing solo in front of mixed i think it's like mixed genders like you can only sing

solo to just women but then you're not even allowed to sing i don't know the singing part specifically but let's just say no singing dancing you know the whole uh thing is so fucking weird it's like for what you know um it's easy for me to say living over here obviously but um so they're active in society the women are active in society um when iran became a theocratic state governed by governed by islamic law um they're still active in society but they're under a strict legal framework with uh potentially deadly consequences okay we all know about the woman whose hair was like barely showing under her hijab or whatever and she was beaten to death so um it can be very scary to be a woman in iran i've been watching a

lot of iranian women and on online talking about life there and what it's like and women who um flat, like the girls that live in the U S that have gone back and forth. And they say like the second they get off the plane, they're just anxious and they can never relax and never feel safe. And, um, so not a great place for women. So to all my really, uh, I won't call you psycho feminist, but you kind of are like pro women, women out there. Um, this was the best thing for them. Like this, you can't even, and for yourself, because how could you support the existence of like the continued existence of a regime that is chanting death to America that wants you dead? How would you ever be? I don't understand how anyone could ever be

in support of that so there's that this is the best thing for you and then also for women right like the women of Iran like um but multiple things can be true I believe that and I'm also like I hate that we have to get involved in this shit I don't like that we get involved um we got involved in 53 and it backfired um you know like but in this case i think it's not like the u.s is doing a conniving operation like operation ajax where they're intentionally trying to put in a new person that's going to westernize i hope that's not what's going on i don't know who their new leader is going to be but i hope it's they're they are democratically elected by the people of iran and we have

nothing to fucking do with it we just did the heavy hitting work of eliminating their supreme leader like like we're like that's where we're that's where we come in and then we then we dip out okay but i don't understand fully how war works but i feel like the second one of iran's Allies gets involved and starts fucking shit up towards us. I don't know. I mean, Putin just didn't make a statement like, you know, we'll remember Khomeini as a great statesman and as a great guy. Basically, like, yeah, so it's kind of, but I don't see that happening. that would be world war iii like let's be honest but we've been talking if you think about it we've

been talking about war in iran and this potentially happening and this starting world war iii well world war iii will start with um everyone says when they invade taiwan china invades taiwan which i don't understand that situation fully at all but like i guess if that ever was to happen then world war iii would start which i don't understand like but i'm like okay we just went in by the way so like think about it we just took out maduro capture maduro we get all met we get el mencho right el mencho fucking or did we get him no that the did we have a i'm sure we had a part in his capture or his killing we killed the uh cartel leader this what is it the cjng cartel leader in mexico it was this like last week

then we fucking take out the supreme leader of Iran and all these other top guys um not a lot of casualties pretty fucking badass and I know I sound like a bro right now while I'm talking about war but I'm I'm being um realistic like I love I'm like yeah peace and love everybody love everybody like war is bad no one we don't stop killing each other like peace love and happiness Like, can't we all just get along? But like, that's not reality. And, um, again, I just think about what just happened in Iran with the protests and the massacre. And I'm like, look at how, look how the U S reacted to, um, what happened in Gaza. like those poor people in Iran, like we, I mean, I don't know where else people are getting massacred at that number and that, um, and those numbers anywhere else in the world. Like it's so fucked up too, because it's like, okay, Israel. Yeah. Yeah. This is the whole thing. It's

like, cause Israel's involved and everyone's like, fuck Israel, you know? And I get it, but it's like, because of what they just did in Gaza, you know? And then I guess another unfortunate thing is, I guess we bombed a girl's school. Something like 57 girls. I don't know. Was that like a freak thing? Didn't need, didn't, but it wasn't an intentional, like intentional. We weren't trying to bomb the girl's school. I didn't look into that, but yeah, people are going to die and it's awful. It's fucking awful. Um, what's more awful the regime staying in power chaining death to america and building a nuke and potentially nuking us or um our allies or and women getting tortured to death and continue

and that continuing i mean you have to understand too like there are probably women in prison right now it's like still happening just because this guy's out so i don't know if it'll ever end in that country um but this i feel like was a positive first step and we should just get out okay we went in it's time to get out like i'm like for short-term war strategic short-term war but if it unravels a chaotic situation for iranians now where it's like you know, but, but the fact they were fucking dancing in the streets, celebrating this, I mean, like they've been waiting 47 fucking years for this. And I always think about like, what do the

people want? What are the vibes when it comes to the people and their reaction to this? Because we can have our opinions all we want here in the U S we can be armchair experts about Iran and we can sit and on our podcast and we can put in our two cents about in our opinions but it's like what do the people of iran want they love trump they're so happy with this not all of them obviously but i'd say a vast majority are happy with this i just pray that the future is um i don't know how they elect a new person i don't get it but like i hope it's a better world for them and a better life for them, especially the poor women and the children, everyone, the men. Um, so yeah. Did I, um, to talk about the history to like, we, oh yeah, we went through the, okay.

1989 okay so that's when the guy we just took out Kamini Kamini it's c okay the spelling is k-h-a-m-e-n-e-i the former guy was Komini k-h-o so I'm like they have the same name it's kind of confusing but he died of health complications okay so Islamic revolution so 53 oh we over the operation ajax 1953 the u.s and the uk uh the cia and the british intelligence overthrow the uh we go in and the uh prime minister is overthrown and the shah is put in okay he is okay and we uh contrived all that we manipulated all of that okay that's 53 in 79 islamic revolution komani um becomes the leader the shah dies the next year he he is exiled whatever he flees and he's in all these countries getting health he's getting work on his

he's getting medical work all over the world morocco egypt the u.s bahamas whatever he's and then he dies a year later okay and then that guy who who was put in in 79 um dies of health complications in 89 and then the kameni the one we just bombed and took out becomes a new supreme leader okay then he's been in power since 89 and life hasn't been so great in Iran um since then okay so what's interesting is that the Shah's oldest son was part of the he called for unified protesting. Uh, his name was Reza Pahlavi named after his dad, um, the former Shah and he called for, um, yeah, like unified protests. And, um, this, I think it started in, it was like end of December, like December 28th, this, the protesting started and then December, no January eight and

9 is when the massacre happened this year and that's when Kamini authorized live fire on the protesters and that's when it was just a they're all sitting ducks which is the in the worst just imagine and this is the fucking this is okay I am getting fired up women in the U.S. protesting this war right now you know no war whatever their fucking signs say and then you've got the women in Iran dancing and happy and singing and it's like shut the fuck up you know sorry actually I'm not sorry so okay I think that buttons it up I don't know let me just type in Iran updates I'm actually curious like if anything groundbreaking has happened

we've lost some guys i think like five trump vows to avenge the deaths of u.s service members says combat operations continue so the combat operations yeah they're going to continue um the president the president's comments come as iran's retaliation isn't intensifying after u.s israel strikes killed supreme leader ayatollah ali ali kameni triggering one of the most consequential moments for the islamic republic since 1979 the massive attack was launched on iran overnight saturday after iran refused american demands that it reduced its nuclear program we talked about that um so yeah they're just they're they're still it's it's war they're they're in

combat okay there's um they're still striking excuse me for being like i might um have to research this i almost want to just talk to chat gbt and then come back but my kind of dumb bitch question is okay so like who's calling the shots in iran right now like and who's like i know there's like a lot of military members but like when when like seven when like 10 major figures die I guess there's something in place where like the other people it's like having a vice president they come in and they call the shots now but is a I'm just confused when I'm comparing Iran to Mexico in terms of like there's a cartel and then there's the the Mexican military you know like

there's more there's a sub more a sub-radicalized military that's crazy and then there's the normal one does iran have that and is that or is it just or is iran's military like death to america that seems so obvious um what is iran's military strategy islamic republic of iran armed forces okay here let me just read this because i need to educate myself because i sound i think i know what it is i guess under the regime under the ayatollah's supreme leader's power

he was in you know in charge of everything including the military right and so they operate under his rules and wishes and wants and shit and then so the islamic republic of iran armed forces also known as the iranian armed forces are the combined military forces of iran comprising of islam islamic republic of iran army the police command and the islamic revolution revolutionary guard corps iranian armed forces are the largest in the middle east in terms of active troops iran's

military forces are made up of approximately 610 000 active duty personnel plus 350 000 reserved and trained personnel that can be mobilized when needed bringing the country's military power manpower to about 960 000 total personnel um okay so like let me just type this in i don't give a fuck who's in charge of iran um who are the council members temporarily temporarily in charge of of iran okay yeah the council members this makes sense until kamini's successors picked the three member this is what i needed to know until kamini's successor is picked the three member leadership council including ayatollah al ali reza arafi will lead iran okay so there

is a process it's like having a vice president okay there's another guy i don't know why we haven't taken i don't know i feel like we killed everyone the way they make it sound it's like we got everyone but Iranian authorities have announced a three-member intern intern a three member hold on I need to drink water you guys I've been talking a lot about this Iranian Iranian authorities have announced a three-member in intern intern interim every time I read this word I'm like it's hard to say three-member interim leadership council to run the government after the killing of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei in Israeli-United States strikes. Iran's government pledged to avenge the killing

on Saturday of Khamenei, who had been in power for nearly four decades. Tehran has since targeted Israeli and U.S. assets located across Gulf countries in retaliatory strikes while the while u.s president donald trump has said he wants a change in iran's government the religious leaders of iran moved on sunday to start the process of choosing kamini's successor so they've already started okay yeah um so what is the leadership council article 111 of iran's constitution authorizes a temporary leadership council to assume the supreme leader's duties until a successor is elected that council will consist of president masud pezek kian pezek masud pezek kian the chief

justice of the supreme court golam hossein hosseini asji asja sorry i wish i could pronounce he's with excellence and perfect sorry I'm trying my best Ajit Mohseni Ajit Ajai and a member of the guardian council Ayatollah Ali Reza al-Rafi I can do that one so who are these three figures who will temporarily run Iran as it reels from war so Ayatollah Ali Reza al-Rafi um has been a member of the guardian council since 2019 um blah blah so i'm getting the gist that there's three guys um that are temporarily running iran and telling the military to fuck shit up probably i think they're the ones like yeah that's the vibe um sorry that's like what I'm picking up um in terms of there being like

a Taliban it's not that I think I totally yeah it's not the same as like um and and when it comes to, um, it's not, and when it comes to the women, it's not like the Taliban in Afghanistan and the vibe of that. I mean, it's bad, but it's not like that bad. So, uh, the women definitely have more rights and they can participate in society. It's just that the rules are very restrictive and, um, they're treated like way, way less, uh, we compared to bed there, you know, they're second-class citizens and I'm not falling asleep. I swear. Okay. So I think we covered that. Um, it's hell, you know, it's war. It's awful. Try not to be

too like nonchalant about it but um we'll see what happens i guess that's the that's all i can say i just hope it's a net benefit long term because god knows what would continue and happen in the future if that guy stayed and how do we know we got him for like how do we know we got him people make the argument like oh we can't find nancy guthrie we can't even fucking but we can find kamini we can't fucking figure out who killed charlie kirk we can just take out a leader of a country like no issue it's like yeah we've got we've got sights on them all the time we always know where everyone's out all the time

all the fucking especially our ops especially the leader of iran you don't think we know knew exactly where he was we've been working on that shit day in and day out for forever we learned our lesson with osama like we knew like i mean that man was a hard hard guy to find when it comes to uh we learned yeah we learned our lesson look listen to what pete hex has had heck the lord of the god of war trailing off look what he said he's like we're smarter now we know better now it's like yeah i hope i hope that's sincere um okay this is supposed to be a girly podcast i don't know how the fuck we just got we went in that deep on on war but you know war is girly war is so girly think about how like girly pop it is to uh actually

yeah how is war girly could i do a whole shtick on this right now do i have it in me um um is war girly i mean it could be how could how could war be good let me work on this before i'll i'll uh i'll check back in when i come up with something but i think it could be intertwined into uh that could be a whole segment how war is so girly pop i mean what did i say raytheon is sephora for the pentagon it's just boys shopping for uh they're just they're war maxing their looks maxing but it's they're just like they're maxing their uh their fleets with with uh arsenal perfect the

like latest and the greatest it's like the best new lip gloss you know it's like the best new jet the best new missile i don't know all right that doesn't make any sense but okay so we don't know where the fuck nancy guthrie is but we we uh it's sad you guys this is like i think it's been going on for a month nancy guthrie and the case is starting to look like it's going cold and it's so awful and confusing um i follow that brian enton guy the tiktok guy that does like hey guys and he does an update he always like waves at the camera hey guys and he he's always at the scene in front of Nancy's house and it every day that he's been posting posting lately it's as if no one's the press isn't really there anymore I think they're releasing the

the house back to the family maybe I don't know if that happened yet but I think Savannah's starting to talk about like going back to the Today Show um so so insane um and so it's such a head scratch it's so random it's so confusing I mean I know kidnapping happen all the time but just the fact that it was her um I'm not over the connection though with the Guthrie uh Savannah's husband though and and Epstein and that whole connection and you know okay and the Clintons and I don't that's a rabbit hole I just I'm I don't want to go down um so that's very sad um we uh larry ellison so he bought tiktok last year but didn't paramount just take over warner brothers for

111 billion dollars yeah there's been this like bidding war i think between netflix and paramount for Warner Brothers um and Paramount did it I think and this is you know I'm a woman in media sometimes these articles are interesting to me this one's kind of not like honestly uh they own everything you know what I mean like the Ellisons own everything they're gonna own the entire media uh catalog of every network of everything and the jig is that people are pissed because they're like and he's the biggest donor to the idf and so they're gonna they're gonna fucking brainwash us now that he owns all the all the all the outlets they're warner brothers

they're gonna do the whole what you call it um propagandizing and brainwashing with the shows they put out and the content they put out i don't know is that a reach probably nothing's a reach anymore in 2026 like nothing's a reach but that's what the kids are saying and shout out okay we killed almencho or we didn't the mexican military um they yeah mexico's on fire last week i didn't cover this i didn't podcast about it but yeah people in point of point porta vallarta i can do but Puerto Vallarta, uh, Jalisco, um, they were, you know, on vacation, they're like stuck and they can't travel. And it was scary. Like people are, um, you know, they were retaliating. They killed El Mencho. They killed their, it was like their El Chapo. I don't know if they were under

the same cartel. El Chapo's here in prison, but we, they killed El Mencho and his compound, uh, last week and the cartel retaliated they literally just like lit up cars and Costco's and kind of went about their day I don't know if it was I don't know what other kinds of did they murder a bunch of people I'm sure they did but

it's sad you know 25 members of the National Guard were left dead in Jalisco and six separate Jalisco and six separate attacks after the killing of the new generation cartel leader wait a minute Nemiso Oseguera Cervantes I thought he was El Mencho is that just his nickname

oh yeah yeah he's known as El Mencho duh I don't know what does El Mencho mean in Spanish does Mencho mean something in Spanish it's a nickname derived from his first name nemisio nemisio um what does almentro actually translate closest to in english is better known as the one with bad taste i don't get it whatever he's dead um the cartel retaliated lit up some costcos or a costco and a bunch of cars people i think got murdered in really gruesome ways pretty awful i heard about like blow torture blow torches and hearts being ripped out and i mean they were the worst of the worst okay

um and the i think that the president what's her name like victoria what's her name of mexico the mexican president she's like scared of the cartel which doesn't help um claudia um pardo yeah so the thing about that what happened though is that the world cup was the fifa world cups being held in mexico and um people are like oh my god like is this gonna escalate and like what's gonna happen to the to the if you're a soccer fan you can give a shit it's uh it's gonna it's on schedule the world cup is on schedule to be held in um guadalajara in the city in the city of guadalajara in uh june so oh we watched the state of the union which

was a was a great speech i think that was a really great speech that trump gave and i think all of those democrats that sat down should be fired that's kind of all i have to say about that when he's like do you think it's the first responsibility of the u.s government to protect its citizens over illegal aliens something like that and they fucking stayed seating and it's like it's like what i said last week about the rise of the adult toddler in the u.s like how these adults in politics are literal literal toddlers like literal preschool preschoolers with p brains where they literally it's just like all it is is this anything trump says they have to disagree with no matter that no matter what they will never like they cannot agree with anything he says

and so when they are all in solidarity sitting when they i mean what was that exact line trump um state of union illegal immigrants what did he say exactly it was so um i kind of already said it it just was like you know is that the duty of the american government it was like to protect citizens over immigrants and the democrats sat down and when they all did that i'm like this is so what a bunch of cowards they should all be fired this is a political podcast um i did like when they gave the medal of honor to the helicopter chinook helicopter pilot guy

that got shot up in the legs when they took out maduro and he continued to fly it and figure it out and then he had to like pass the reins off to the or the joystick off to his guy because he's like i'm bleeding out like i can't you know i'm gonna pass out he like the mission was accomplished he was a huge part of that um that guy looks straight up it's so funny when you look at military guys especially the guys that receive like the commanders and the generals and the top of the they always look like they all look like they're in the military they all have like a very specific face it's like the jaw i think it's just like they have very alpha like in terms of look max looks maxing because we'll get there it's like the chads

like they're full like bone structure like jawline strong foreheads piercing eyes like they're just very masculine look they're hyper masculine looking and so when the guy got the medal of honor he looks like superman straight up and um i guess some of them like don't want it they don't want the attention they like don't and the poor guy i mean they're clapping for 20 minutes from him for him and he could barely even stand up and that was the whole the whole joke when the democrats sat down um when trump asked you know when he said the thing about like stand up if you believe that whatever and they all stayed seating or they all sat um the the joke is that the guy with his leg full of shrapnel and shit all fucked up from capturing maduro

what was that operation they always have a name this was epic fury was that operation maduro operation name wasn't it called something operation absolute resolve right okay anyways he's all his he's getting the medal of honor and he's barely able to stand up he's on like a walker crutches or whatever and like what a hero you know nothing fires me up more than the U.S. military and our troops doing their thing nothing fires me up more and you know what takes a special I have the utmost respect it takes a special kind of person to enlist and to go through the training and to

put themselves in that position where they might have to lay their life down for our country and for for our freedoms and I think yeah it's a crazy time that though right now like I I know a lot of families are stressed out because we don't know what's going to happen in the future but yeah so we watched that um let me get some we need to play some fun stuff because oh yeah fucking cash patel you guys what the fuck is going on with cash patel like just this shit you know what i mean him chugging beers with the u.s hockey team in milan

that's our fbi director right there okay and then this is what his fucking girlfriend had to say about what he was doing there like why he was in milan chugging beers with the u.s hockey team i think elon doge's opinion would be on spending hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash to drink beer with hockey players so i really i'm not going to dip too much into this because this is kind of my my whole point but what i will say is the bureau has long been in charge of providing security for the olympics and that's what was happening so i think that we should be probably more concerned with the fact that you know the democrats were trying to spend millions of dollars to see if mice can be transgender and the fact that that has stopped so he was providing

security in the locker room the only thing he was securing was that fucking what was that a Coors Light what was he chugging let me look what kind of beer are they drinking do they have Coors Light in Milan I don't know this is our fucking FBI director and then I was down the rabbit hole and I'm like, okay, I know there was this stupid interview with him and his girlfriend, by the way, she's trying to become a country singer. There's something, it's just the, the reason why I'm like, what the fuck is like, what the fuck is going on with cash Patel is because it's so unserious, you know, like Charlie Kirk, for example, gets taken out. And then his reaction to that in response and that whole shit show and the way that was handled

was really just just unfortunate and not the not with the level of like you know that's all sus too just how that that whole thing i haven't really talked about it in a while so he's mad he's massacred he's shot and how cash patel cash patel handed that was a joke cash patel handled that was a joke and then now you've got like the nancy guthrie case and she's missing and then he's just off and fucking shouldn't he be like behind a desk like just working and just laying low like i don't like how overexposed he is he's on this fucking podcast i don't know when did this come out two months ago the katie miller podcast and they're literally like what do you what's your perfect day like let me just play

some of this he accidentally cut her finger open and i said okay are we he's with his girlfriend on a couch like with american flag socks um it's a he's on a girly pod why is cash patel on a girly podcast why is our fbi director on a girly podcast why is he talking about his like perfect day would you rather cash sing backup vocals on your next single or alexis field questions from senators about your relationship in a televised hearing well one she would feel those questions spectacularly well and crush those clowns um two if i sang backup vocals for her or anyone else their career would be over why is kash patel our fbi director talking about singing singing backup vocals for his up-and-coming country star's uh girlfriend

why is he we're paying for this like we're paying for this um again it's just so unserious and like i get it you know podcasts weren't always a thing back in the day we didn't always get they they didn't always get a chance or there wasn't really a it's so normal to go on a podcast now if you're a politician but it should not be it should not be nor this should not be normal i don't like it i don't like that he was yeah and then i was down the rabbit hole and i'm like okay like let me hear his girlfriend sing so here we go she's at the airport singing the national anthem why is she singing on the megaphone thing at the airport

check-in desk thing like what is going on i don't i'm so confused and then i was like who the okay so then i was like who was that who was the fbi director under bush like when we were the last time we went to war i'm like okay who was who was running the fbi then and what was the vibe i want to i wanted to see like the contrast between kash patel and uh robert moeller is his name bob moeller former fbi director and um here's a a glimpse into into him and how he just how his aura you could say and who occupies an enormous role right now our democracy. I care deeply about the rule of law. In a free society, a central responsibility of government, I believe, is to protect its citizens from criminal

harm within the framework of the Constitution. I have been fortunate indeed to have been able to spend much of my career in pursuit of that goal. What has never changed and will never change are our values. We have pledged to serve and to protect our nation and to do so while upholding the rights and the liberties guaranteed to every citizen under the constitution okay and then like let's remind you where we just came from so i know cash you're a big country music fan what's your favorite who's your favorite artist george straight really even outside of country because i was half what the fuck is going on like i'm sorry we should not know this kind of information about our elected officials and

especially our fbi director he needs to be more low-key i don't like that our our fbi director is this exposed and um i don't hate his answer when he said george straight but all right i had uh some other tabs open here this guy and he's like in a hot tub while the cartel is just blowing shit up from puerto verto where the cartel boss is on the run and it looks like we're the city's blowing up right before our eyes i got about eight sam adams left and a pack of cheese looks like i'm gonna be here for a while solid two three months

he's in a hot tub and there's smoke and fire behind him and he's got sam three more sam adams and a pack of cheese white people love mexico they love mexico like it's such a um it's a great I fucking love I went to Cabo it was a great time but but there wasn't a second that went by that I was a little paranoid I'm always I never feel fully like I was in yeah I was in Cabo it was a nice area a gated community I was in a you know it was very very nice but i still felt a little bit especially when we would go out i'm like you just never it never feels i'm never at ease but you shouldn't feel that way like anywhere you travel like the safety is an illusion okay you're not safe anywhere um if you've learned

anything from remember that guy the guy played his his uh pair prepared not paranoid guy the guy that lives in where does he live in arizona he's in a like a he's in a retire retire retiree retiree community excuse me and he's like when you walk into the grocery store scan around be aware of your surroundings you never know and he's that guy he's a hypochondriac crazy like he's overly paranoid about living in um not scottsdale where does he live like phoenix like like i don't know like a retiree community um like all white people like old white people but um anyways i um what was i saying yeah anywhere you like you should never safety is an illusion um it's some places you feel obviously more safe than other places in

the world but um they want your head in mexico if you're an american so like just don't go i don't think it's smart i don't think it's a good travel move right now um you're just you're gonna like it's so you walk down the wrong street and your head's cut off it's like i don't know if that's worth it um but people love mexico they love cabo cabo's great i love cabo um yeah but what else do we have here bill gates apologized to his staff about having an affair with two russian women while he was married to melinda again it's like it's like tmi bill tmi why are you holding a stand-up what do they call it a when they all stand up in the meeting um what do they call i used to do them at work it was like when i had a corporate job

a weekly stand-up meeting you hold a what do you fucking call it um yeah a staff meeting whatever um but it's like too much this is your staff does not need to know where your dick has been okay it doesn't need to know about this like you're i think he was actually like he felt like shit like i honestly i don't know bill he's a weird guy but i guess here let's watch this eye-opening apology for his relationship with convicted sex offender jeffrey epstein in a town hall meeting with employees admitting to two affairs with russian women and what he says about the photos of him in the epstein files here's pierre thomas

Tonight, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates revealing more damaging information about his personal life and admitting to a series of stunning lapses in judgment in building a relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Today, the fallout growing as Gates was pressed by employees at a Gates Foundation town hall. According to the Wall Street Journal, which revealed audio of the meeting, Gates told employees it was a huge mistake to spend time with Epstein.

He acknowledged that his relationship with Epstein began after Epstein was convicted of soliciting a minor. And he claimed that he, one of the wealthiest men in the world, did not properly research Epstein's background that would have revealed. I don't know if I believe him. I don't believe anyone with a billion dollars or more. but anyways the russian um woman he had an affair with was like a bridge player and epstein apparently set him up with her and like as a way to blackmail him because i think bill liked bill uh bill gates like playing bridge and Epstein's like all right I'm gonna take I'm gonna get this hot Russian bridge

champion bridge player to come to his bridge event and uh I don't know talk to him or like let me just play this I said everyone that I'm going to meet this guy nobody believed me um last year I play against him at the same table at the national bridge tournament in Washington DC i didn't beat him but i tried to kick him with my leg mr gate her name's antinova mila mila antinova um so that's how epstein blackmailed him i don't know like and then they had an affair he can confess this is so layered you guys like i'm not i don't have i don't have epstein file fatigue but like

i think let's get deep and spiritual because we don't do any introspection anymore what do we do on my show now what do we do on the jack monroe show um we talk about politics and and government and is that the same thing war and current events and news and all the hot button issues of the world. We don't get deep. We don't get inner. We don't, we don't talk about me very much anymore. Like, like my brain, we don't, we go, we don't go inward that often, but I will say this something I've been repeating is that like, I don't know if this is the kind of woman I want to be where my most precious resource is my energy and my time. And here I am you know, a 30 some year old woman addicted to my phone and addicted to headlines and news and

weekend and week out. Right. Like, I don't know if that's the kind of woman I want to be, but I can't stop. Like I'm addicted to it. Like, this is what I, I podcast about. Like I'm always researching and learning and it's kind of like the career path I'm on right now. And, um, Um, but if you want to get deep, I think there's something kind of, I don't know if I'm spiritually breaking right now. I'm not going to get this deep, but I, I find that I'm, um, I don't know if this is in alignment with my true spirit. I don't know if talking about like, or not my true spirit. I don't know if this is good for my soul and spirit to be spending this much time and energy on negativity all the time.

I don't know if it's like the best use of, yeah, my life, but, but then what is an alignment with me and my spirit and my soul is that I am a curious person I'm a deep thinker I like learning I'm I'm very um I can't help myself and so I find that when I learn about what's going on in the world when I learn about the history of Iran and and I learn about what's going on in the Epstein files and all the current events that are, that everyone's talking about on their podcast. Like I feel, how do I feel? It's not like, Oh, I've, I feel smarter. It's just that I,

I just enjoy the process of learning new information and solving puzzles and And there's so many puzzles right now to be solved and things that I'm, that aren't, that we don't have answers to. And I think that's really stimulating. But again, it's, it all comes back to like, it's negative. It's how I'm using my time. And I don't know if that's a positive use of my time. if I'm, is it a positive use of my time to research negative news all the time? Like this is now a riddle. Um, you know, it's something to think about. I, yeah. I'm like, what do you do? Am I just a sheep? Like, am I just like every other podcast with their head podcaster with their head cut off every week, fucking freaking out about this stuff. Like, am I just another, it's not unique. It's not interesting. It's not different. Um, I think the fact I'm asking the question about it right now is healthy that I have an awareness

about it, but yeah, I, I kind of, um, I don't know. Times are, we've, we've been living in a very dynamic tumultuous tumultuous tumultuous I can never say it tumultuous tumultuous um world for a while now and I think yeah I don't know I maybe it's like don't go to don't think too deep about it if I was a news reporter I'd this is this would be my job I just come on the air and talk about, you know, I'd have a, I'd have a teleprompter and I'd be covering it. It's just like, it's just a lane, you know, I'm just in this lane right now. Um, do you want me to do more introspection, deep thinking and personal, like more, um, what's in my brain stuff? Cause that's how I built my show. I built my show off of that. I built my show off of

deep thinking about myself to the point where I was like, almost, I was, I healed all of my personal issues because I was airing everything out about myself that I didn't like. So that was, that was major. That's how I built the show. And then it transitions all the time into whatever I'm interested in. And right now it's like, you know, we just, we're bombing her on. And that's interesting to me. And it's interesting in a, like, it's not the most positive thing to be interested in, but sometimes I question, like, not what am I doing with my life at all? But like, I know exactly what I'm doing with my life, but no one has it fully figured out. I think

going with what feels right and right now this feels right um but again I go like is this good for me I don't know there's too many there's just there's too much going on you guys this woman put her fucking panties in a coffee machine in the in the in a hotel room like in so nonchalant like listeners um so you're traveling and you didn't pack enough underwear and you're just like oh my gosh what am i gonna wear tomorrow i'm about to show you guys one of the coolest tricks ever every room has like a coffee pot thing in it every room even the other coffee makers where like brews through all you do put your underwear where you would put the coffee grounds you close

it you press brew and it puts scorching hot water through it you guys then the hair dryer in the bathroom you blow dry those bad boys and you got yourself a cleaner pair of cleaner pair of underwear I think she's being sued um underwear hotel lady lawsuit I think she's being sued apparently this is something a lot of flight attendants do like this is a thing putting your dirty underwear inside of a keurig in the in a hotel room and running hot water over it is a it's a it's a it's a life hack out there people this is a known thing but this woman publicized it as if it's like oh my god this is the best tip and it's fucking disgusting oh there's a million dollar lawsuit so or rumors

allegedly she's being sued for a million dollars or something like that um the creator behind the viral underwear washing hack now says the video was never meant to be taken literally bitch you cannot say that with a straight face a travel influencer who was recently who recently got slammed on the internet for using a hotel's coffee machine for cleaning underwear has finally responded to the criticism recently tara woodcocks shared a video on her social media reacting to the outrage that erupted after her earlier travel hack went viral the original clip showed her demonstrating how a hotel coffee maker could supposedly supposedly be used to wash underwear an idea that triggered widespread disgust and prompted many to rethink using in-room appliances

yeah no shit um she called the internet's reaction insane i've never actually done that but it's really funny she says she's full of shit she has put so many pairs of underwear through she has blown up so many coffee machines because of this dude steaming hot okay this is gonna be crass i'm sorry but the scent of steaming hot pussy juice permeating in that hotel room i can only imagine you're heating up your snail trail

in a Keurig has got to be one of the most foul maybe a shit stain too has to be I mean I don't care how hot that water is that steam is going to stink like shit that's going to make the entire hotel room stink your underwear not going to smell just okay this is how you wash your underwear in a hotel room

okay this is how you do it play pay very close attention to what i'm about to say okay you're walking around the strip vegas strip you're walking around europe in a you're walking around the Coliseum in Rome all day. You're walking around the streets of Morocco. You're in, you're walking around, you're running around the car. You're in Mexico on vacation. You're running from the cartel. Okay. You're running. They're lighting cars on fire. They just lit up the Costco behind you. You're running from the cartel. You're on vacation in Mexico. This is what you're going to do to your underwear to get them clean once you get back to that hotel room safely god willing you're safe okay it's very simple this is a this this is the this is the this is

the the most tried and true way to clean your dirty underwear your dirty shit stained snail trailed underwear in a hotel room. Okay. It's very simple. The day is over. You've put in your 20,000 steps on vacation. You sweat your crotch off. Okay. You go in the hotel room, you're going to shower, walk in that bathroom, you strip down. Okay. Got your, you've got your sweaty leggings, got your bra maybe you can your bra doesn't need to be washed it's okay bras don't need to get washed how often unless you like sweat through them they don't really need to get washed okay but your your shirt and your pants are definitely that's like a that's a laundry bag in the corner of your suitcase situation those are going to be those aren't going to be worn for the rest of the

trip okay assuming you have other changes of clothes okay wait a minute if you're washing your underwear in a hotel room you didn't pack enough underwear we need to start there okay I don't know about you, but I not only pack a lot of bras on vacation for someone who only has two boobs. Okay. That's number one. And I pack enough underwear on vacation as if I'm going to shit myself for 24 hours a day every single day I'm on that vacation. Okay. the amount of underwear I pack on vacation is ridiculous like it doesn't make sense I over pack underwear always every single time I just do bras too I don't know a lot of a lot of bras for someone who only has two boobs whatever so that's where I'm confused we didn't address that but let's say you are in a location that you're staying for a while and you have to wash your underwear because maybe you ran through the 24 pairs you brought okay you strip down

the shirt and the pants are off to the side you have those underwear those shit stains trailed underwear okay they're going in the shower with you this is not a sink wash situation i think the most sanitary way to clean underwear in a hotel room is in that shower while you're showering Okay. Because you're, you're cleaning, you're, you're already cleaning your shitty asshole and your stinky puss. You're already doing that. And your armpits, this is a very crass episode and I'm sorry, I'm going there, but we're being very specific because I have to be graphic because I have to be specific about the situation. Maybe you use moist towelettes and wipes and you're, you're probably cleaner than I'm making this sound like you're, you're a dirty person, but

you're probably not, but you're anyways, you're, you're already in that shower cleaning off fecal matter from your body. So why not throw the underwear in there too? Okay. So I would start the process by, okay. Always wash your face first thing in the shower. That's the number one thing you do. Maybe I start with my, my shampoo. If I'm going to wash my hair, I'm going to shampoo, get the shampoo and then condition the conditioner in. And then I wash my face, but the head has to start. Okay. Anything that touches your mouth, your eyes, your, okay. That all needs to be cleaned first before you touch your, your shit stained underwear. Okay. So that's done conditioner soaking in. This would be a good time to

take that shampoo in the shower. That's probably your best cleaning solution. And you're going to get in there and you're going to hand wash your underwear. Okay. You're going going to get in there. You're going to rub, rub around. You're going to, you know, they're probably not that dirty. Let's be honest. They're just sweaty and kind of gross, but you're going to soap them with shampoo because that's going to be the most refreshing soap for the situation to clean them up. Okay. And then you're going to do what we've all done and you hang them on the little, like where the water comes out, the spigot, you kind of hang them over that. Okay. um or maybe if there's like a hook somewhere you hang them on that but you're gonna hand

wash them with soap and hot water in the shower that's how you do it you're not gonna put them in the hotel room Keurig like a like an animal you fucking gross pig I hope she gets sued for million dollars that is so I hope she gets I hope she gets um deported she should show her papers I don't know if she where is this animal from no yeah so in the middle of the controversy social social media post also began claiming that a hotel had slapped woodcocks with a million dollar lawsuit over the coffee maker incident but these rumors were soon dismissed okay um there's no court filing and no official statement from any hotel chain supporting the claim confirming that the lawsuit

chatter was simply unverified okay so she's a dangerous person and we cannot have her in this country okay so you guys we need to talk about looks maxing now what else wait what's on my list here oh little punch we didn't talk about little punch so everyone's like everyone's heart was captured by the little orangutan was it an orangutan what kind of monkey in a japanese zoo who was pushed away by his mother and then bullied by his cellmates as inmates at the japanese zoo by the way their regulations for how they treat their animals in japan at the zoos and i think just in

general isn't that great so if you're on a trip to japan right now looking to visit little punch in the zoo don't give them their money he should have he should have immediately been taken to a sanctuary that poor little punch broke my heart him and his little orange orangutan um yeah stole our hearts they officially i think they eventually took him on like they eventually accepted him but i think the reason why little punch stole our hearts and captured our captured our hearts and made us feel so much is because we are all little punch deep down. We have all been rejected. We've all experienced bullying. I hope maybe not all of us. I know I have. So it's hard not to look at him and relate to his story and what he's going through and

that poor thing. I mean, it's, it's gut-wrenching just the way he was cuddling his little orange orangutan. I mean, I could cry. I mean, I was so taken back by it. Um, but something that is so true though about animals and the zoo themselves, the Japanese zoo, it's the Ichikawa Ichikawa city zoo in Japan. They're like, Oh, this is a normal part of the process of introducing a new monkey to the other monkeys. Like this is a normal part of the process. And I can attest to that as someone who grew up on a farm and I've had cats and dogs and I've had to introduce animals to other animals. Like it's pretty normal when you introduce animals to each other for the first time for them to want to fucking kill each other. Like, I don't know if you've ever gotten a cat

or a dog after a cat or before, whatever, a cat after a dog. And you've had to like put them in the same room it's violent it's immediately violent like even I'm trying to think of like farm animals um I feel like this happened with like horses and ponies growing up they would like bite each other I don't know they just like would bucket each other and put their ears back and get really mean donkeys like what other animals would this happen to I feel like chickens were chill um what other animals sheep goats I don't know I feel like maybe just the horses animals just don't get along at first and once they get comfortable they're they're like you know my golden retriever and my cat would like cuddle up and sleep together every night but at first it was

you know it was it was war um so yeah a little punch stole our hearts um let me think what else do we have to cover oh I mentioned looks maxing um Sophia Franklin is coming out with a book in November you know I immediately pre-ordered this called Daddy Issues such a slay title such a slay cover um the cover is literally her and her former car car host co-host we all know who um of color daddy alex cooper like what with like wide out over her face like completely so i'm hoping my my prayer is that she really i guess there was an nda and she can say stuff now but i really hope she explains everything in in more detail about

the breakup in the book I hope it's not like uh because she said she said what she said up until this point and it's kind of like it's not that juicy so selfishly as a fan I'm like please tell us everything in this book I want to know everything um because it was such a dramatic breakup that was so fucked up like um I've always had a big heart for Sophia like I've always felt bad for i don't like feel you know it's hard not to feel bad when she they do that when they did that smear campaign on her um when barstool and alex cooper did that it's like it was so um awful you know and just the way it ended was so gross and i don't know i've never really had a the best vibe about, I'm just saying my honest opinion. I'm just being honest as a fellow female

podcast host. I don't know what's going on with Alex Cooper. I just, I've never really been, I've never been able to put my finger on it. Um, you know, we have a lot of parallels, a lot of similarities. When I watched her documentary, I'm like, we have the same life. We are the, we have very similar, um, we're the same age. We're on like a very similar timeline in terms of when we got married like engaged we have the podcast thing we're both we've got the athlete background um you know she definitely has the business acumen or like the it's real what it really is is the she alex cooper is she is relentless in a way with like doing whatever it takes to get famous and stay famous

and be at the top and climb the ladder and build an empire like she'll do whatever she's got that that hustle in her that inner dog like I don't that I don't have in that way um in terms of like loving work and I love my company and my business. And like, I love being a founder and being a female founder. Like she has that, like, I want to be a boss babe thing in her blood and cannot relate less. Not that I don't relate to, okay. Yes I do, but not, um, that's why she's successful. Like it's clear. Like that's why she, but in terms of the skill and the humor and the talent and all of that questionable how does she not know that her show is perceived how it is like it's just a late night talk show that's called the podcast I mean she just she just does a

she just does a Q&A with her celebrity guests it's just a it's a stop by but they just stop by and they promote whatever they're coming out with and it's not very um I know she can interview better I know Alex Cooper can do a better job I don't know why she's stuck in this form with this format um but it it's very like I guess it's it's very what do you call it um brand friendly or whatever like um i don't know i have a lot of opinions i don't really talk about it because you know obviously she's like the number one and it's it's like jacqueline you don't sound like a woman supporting

woman it's not that i'm not supportive i just think it was really fucked up what happened with sophia and it's hard not to back sophia and be on her side because and alex cooper has a lot of she's a lot of um her she's a lot of falling um she falls out with other women a lot and like what happened with alex earl is really interesting and of course everyone's talking about how alex earl likes sophia's post about her new book supporting her um because alex cooper and alex earl don't fuck with each other anymore and i don't know it's just stupid internet drama but um yeah I don't know what the future holds I don't I don't know what's gonna happen but I hope the book is juicy like I really hope it's juicy because um yeah she deserves her moment

Sophia deserves that and um she's the she's just she's the real she's a real one I think that honestly Alex Cooper is vindictive as fuck and that's what I'll say why do I care about like maintaining neutrality in this talk with this talk I'm so like wait as another as a fellow podcaster in the podcasting community and a lot of the podcasts I love are within her bubble and like why would I want to say something negative towards someone that I could potentially rub elbows with someday I don't give a fuck because do I really want to rub elbows with all these that's not why I do this I don't want to just sit here and talk shit about people all day that's not my goal, but I'm also not, my goal also isn't like, I want to rub elbows with all

of the people in the pot and just stay really neutral about everything all the time in order to be liked by everyone. And so I have, I never ruffle any feathers and burn any bridges or any that's fake, you know, like I'm just not, that's not who I am. So yeah. Uh, team Sophia till I die. I'll always ride for for Sophia and support anything she does and I really hope this all um works out for her and um it sounds like she has a great publish publisher behind her or Simon and Schuster um and she's under she's under new management so okay looks maxing so I unfortunately heard the word looks maxing sometime in 2025. Like, I don't even know when I first heard it

and I didn't realize there's this entire, okay. So what I thought about when I heard the word looks maxing, and of course I joke about it on here and I'm like, I'm going to lean into looks maxing. And you've heard me say it as a joke, obviously. Um, but that's all women do is looks max that's what we've been doing this now the boys are doing now now that boys are doing it I'll explain so when I first heard about looks maxing I associated it with incels who had weak jaw lines and they were not they were not conventionally attractive and masculine and so they would, they, they coined the term looks maxing. It's when you do all of these alterations or you, you maximize your looks, you do whatever you can. If that's whether that's getting a jaw

implant or working out at the gym more and getting buffed and taking, you know, maybe not steroids, with testosterone or it's, it's usually like facial stuff, mewing, like getting your neck and jawline, right. Um, maybe a jaw implant. So it's like plastic surgeries. It's, I think that's called hard maxing. There's saw, there's all these terminology, there's all these terms, but anyway, so I associated, associated it with the incel community. And what's crazy is that I'm way too old for this like shit but I came across the looks maxer streamer community and I came across some TikTok videos and I had no idea who this clavicular guy was but he started coming across my desk and I'm like he has to be trolling he cannot be serious he's

kind of like who is it Nick Fuentes who says a lot of radical shit and you're like he can't be serious this has to be a rage bait thing like he has to be trolling um or it's like there's partial truth in it but he's saying it in a very extreme way so it's like anyways clavicular came across my desk and he's like he's like hammering his cheekbones and he's talking about bone breaking or whatever and how that will create more of a cheekbone if bone's broken it'll come back bigger and perky what the fuck and I realized it's all of these streamer dudes who weren't necessarily attractive to start they had a decent base they weren't full incels some of them you know you could argue but and they're like super transparent

hearing about their insecurities and they, which I'm like, okay, that's not a typical thing for men to do. Um, and then they talk about all of these, these, they teach each other and they make content about how to maximize your looks and how to look as Chad as possible. Like there's all these there's a that's like the most masculine that's the ideal archetypes like being a chad um and they've transformed themselves and they've i mean just like watch this fucking video like here's an example um and they'll do anything to look their best taking testosterone every single day i take minoxidil for my hair i take dutasteride for my hair i take 7.5 milligrams of Accutane a day. I use crystal meth as a stimulant and to lean max. It's much more mild

than Adderall actually. And I'm pretty much using meth for hollow cheeks. Okay. So you got the typical testosterone, minoxidil, you're taking for your hair and your muscles. And he's like, he's taken meth for hollow cheeks. So, um, very nonchalant about that. Very alarming. And the guy, I think he he I think he's open about his he's autistic he has autism um and this is his autistic like thing I guess is like looks maxing um but here's him bone crushing bone smashing zygomatic arch right so that gives you the wider by by zygomatic width so bone smash you could use a hammer you could use this massage gun is a really good tool or you could do the good old lay in your bed and fist so make sure you show them make sure you're bracing your head so that

the cte doesn't occur you don't have this because you would brace your head and then punch okay so here's what's happening women for all of time have been looks maxing right we have been prioritizing our beauty, our looks, same thing for all the time. Like that's what we do. Okay. And now the boys are doing it and they're making it's literal beauty guru content for men. Um, they are honestly, this is so gay. I, I, I don't understand. I mean, these guys, I think they're, they, I think they're straight guys. I don't, um, but all they do is come online and they pose. It's so odd. Here's what it is. They're, they're so consumed by every like part of their face and their body. And that's all they care about. It's all they talk about.

they it's and they like hang out and they do this thing called it's like when you get mogged frame mod like this is so immature and stupid but like they'll stand next to each other and then like someone will like out frame them because they have a better frame a better build and they'll be like they'll frame mog um or face mogging like who has a better face they literally just walk around and like smize and like try to look as perfect and as kendall as possible possible um and it's really dumb and like it's so dumb but this is like their hobby i guess i don't and then there's like a girl um chad i think she's

call this Stacy and that's like the pinnacle of being a girl and your looks as you're a Stacy um it's just so dumb like what else is I'm looking here at then he'll like rate girls he'll like sit and just like give a rating of their face it's so stupid um I'm pissed I found this this is like such a waste of time like listen how he talks about this girl's face moving on to this lady if we put the camera on her side profile okay a lot of her lip assessments which means you know a lot of her convexities like her chin um and her nose are just not forward grown enough relative to how protruded they are yeah show this on the camera okay uh so i broke my nose that's why it's like it's not just your nose but i know i know i know

it's not like i already know nothing like you're saying is like new yeah i feel like i've already looked at all that yeah it's basically your entire maxillofacial structure uh so you essentially need a double jaw surgery to uh you know look human tear to look human tear this is so retarded i mean these this poor girl she's a beautiful girl you know but the technical terminology they use on each other is so fascinating it's so um nonchalant too it's not like this is weird that we're saying this it's just what we say and um it's so honest and you know I like that they're open about their insecurities I'll give them that like they're not they they're like you know oh like my shoulders I you know I haven't been

working out and I have my shoulders my shoulder ratio to my neck or whatever is is weak and I so this is how I get it big I don't know it's so fucking weird but again it's like so girly to do this and um they should literally do America's top looks max or or something I would I would watch that I would watch that so quickly I would love to see yeah they need to do there needs to be a looks max or competition show and I think it should be hosted by Jim Carrey I think the god of looks maxing right now isn't clavicular it's it's Jim Carrey um you guys everyone's like is this Jim Carrey is this a clone did he have did he have face work what's going on he was at some French award thing I believe and he was on the red carpet getting interviewed

and the video circulated online and people are like this is not Jim Carrey and I've heard about okay they've been cloning they cloned Dolly the sheep in when the when was that like the 80s they've been cloning for a while now I feel like the cloning technology is probably a lot better where they could actually clone a person and then I've heard about these really sophisticated masks they make where it's like it's like you can barely tell uh but it's even it's like you can't tell that it's a mask at all um so I've heard about that but then when I looked at it I'm like i just think it's really unfortunate face work on jim carrey i think it's a brow lift a bleph because the whole top half of his head and it's like his eyes just got everything's lifted up

and it looks like he got some cheek filler his teeth are the same i don't know how you would fake teeth and like clone that or get a body double for that his hairline i guess that's something you could easily fake actually get like prosthetic teeth even his aura was weird um but i think i think jim carrey's i just think he's tapped into looks maxing i think he he saw what curse jenner did to her face last year and he got inspired and he's like you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna hit up my doc and i'm gonna i'm gonna get a bleph i'm gonna start with a bleph and a brow lift and um you know I think he was aging well I think it's it's sad when someone who has

such an iconic expressive face like Jim Carrey gets face work you know I can handle when Bradley Cooper does it or when uh who's our notebook guy the notebook guy when he does it I can handle Like, you know, I'm not like, I'm not too upset about that, but when you've got a guy known for his face and his expressions and, and he gets that tightened back and plumped up with fucking syringes of filler, it's kind of sad. like how to how of all out of all people how did he get got by the I want to say that the aesthetics community it's almost like the I think it's the looks maxer community I think he got down looks maxer tiktok and he started taking notes and it went too far I just have a hard time thinking that's not him but that's the world we live in now we don't know what's real and what's not what's ai and what's not um do i need to wrap up this episode

feels so long looks maxing terms i have a whole list here i mean this is such a long list hard maxing soft maxing gym maxing sleep maxing lean maxing bloat maxing height maxing status maxing money maxing building wealth to fund appearance improvements and signal status oh building wealth to fund appearance improvements and signal status related to status maxing the logic more resources equals more options for hard maxing better clothes honestly a lot of this stuff is very logical like if you want to but it gets to a point where like a lot of these guys look like a joke because they're like overly the face work and the it's like too much um then there's mogging that's when you mogging means dominating or overshadowing someone through

superior physical appearance I think yeah I think okay what do I think about looks maxing this is the ultimate because everything is how we look and our appearance online and how we look especially like on camera video um or in photos and video these kids because this is like the young 20s kind of community that's how they um grew up and this is where this is like the extreme uh like worst case scenario is that it's it's not just it's not like you go most guys go to the gym and like they build their chest and their shoulders and their back and they they do that in silence because intuitively they know like yeah being big and strong is is more attractive especially if I'm trying to date a woman like I want to be a certain body size and shape and women do it too

but it's like not as um it's not a uh it's like they come out they're so transparent about it and it's very um they have a term for everything like hair mogging age mog when someone looks significantly significantly younger than others their age oh yeah eye area terms hunter eyes prey eyes canthal tilt oh yeah they always say like if you have a positive canthal tilt here that makes you more attractive than negative canthal toe like oh my god orbital rim upper eyelid exposure oh my god it's just all all of the aesthetic terms like when you go to the injector and you're talking about your facial harmony and whatever and oh man this is really sad but um what else do i have on here

what's your vending machine order i have i'll end the show with i've been i've been thinking really creatively lately and i don't know if this episode reflects that but i've been thinking about a lot of random shit and referencing like childhood in the past and like in my brain, I'll just think of something so random. And the other day I was like, wait a minute. I was in the car. We were on the way to golf or something. And I was like, Corey, what's your vending machine order? Like what's your vending machine snack order? Because when you're a kid, like growing up, going to the vent vending machine was such a high. And it was so yeah. Like any time okay so like when when i go okay the the times i would go to the vending machine the most

were when i was at like a basketball tournament and i was killing time and i needed a gatorade and a snack or if i was at my brother's soccer tournament or something or you just in the in the school like when i get when i go the vending machine at school no i would just go to the cafeteria but i just remember like or or or if we were at um we we go to like the swimming we go swimming the ymca there'd be a vending machine or something there where where else is a vending machine it's always in like an athletic facility you know what i mean swim meets we would get yeah vending machines at swim meets when I did swim team but it was a huge part of my childhood like going to the vending machine and I

never it's like I only had what I had maybe I had five dollars and I was always you always had to be strategic about how you spent it but I was thinking about it and it was always like a propel there'd be the drink vending machine and then there'd be the snack one and I'd always get like a kiwi strawberry propel and then sun chips like garden salsa sun chips but I get a candy bar I feel like I would get like sun I always get like chips in a candy bar what other or cookies or I get those like famous cookies um i would never get starburst or anything like gummy candy like that it was like it was like

a snickers sun chips and a propel did they have protein bars in the in the vending machines this is like mid 2000 like the 2010s god i'm old as shit um but yeah i don't know i feel like is propel even a thing anymore nothing quenches your thirst like okay when you drink a propel it never feels like it's actually that cold and refreshing like it never gets cold enough like a Gatorade does but I would still drink it I would drink so much propel and Snapple so much peach Snapple or whenever we go to this this grocery store for lunch I would get either Chinese food I get a whole, oh my God, I get so much orange chicken and chow mein and all this like grocery store Chinese food. And then I get a slice of cake that came in that like plastic. They always

had like a display of those square grocery store bakery cakes, one of those. And then I get a snapple or I would get chicken chicken tenders and a snapple and a piece of cake and then maybe some chips yeah man I was just yeah I was reminiscing on like snacks and shit of child the snacks of childhood and then my brother used to go to this indoor soccer arena and we'd have to sit there for I don't know being a kid was a lot of being a kid with siblings with with other activities that had activities that you weren't involved in was like sitting around and waiting for them at the activity or hanging out at their practice and you would do your homework and wait for them, wait for them because your parents would pick you up at the same time. It was like

one of those things kind of like after school. Um, and so like the only thing that really got you through was that vending machine. And I remember my brother would play at this indoor soccer arena and my sister would always fuck with me. And there was this gross, like Slim Jim beef and cheese stick and I would like go to the vending machine she'd stand behind me stand next me or something and like before I could enter the whatever it was like b12 to get my sun chips she would like press the button for the fucking beef stick and it pissed me off so much but yeah anyways all right this was a long one um but what's new I feel like I talked shit about Sophia Franklin oh wait Alex Cooper Sophia Franklin thing but

look those are my OGs like those are my girls um the podcast was never the same with when they split up and you know I don't it's hard not to give credit where credit's due like I give Alex Cooper all the credit for i mean you can't deny the success like you can't deny that she figured something out um but i don't love the the vibes with the other women i think it's fake or something like i don't think it's sincere and i think it's weird when women have to tell you how supportive of other women they are and they're all about women's this women's that and it's almost like it doesn't you know when I was okay when I was here's the thing when I was watching Tyra Banks on

in the documentary the America's Next Top Model documentary I couldn't put my finger on it but I was picking up a vibe that I didn't like about her and I think that goes with a lot goes for a lot of people when you watch an interview when you watch a documentary when you watch whatever you're kind of like something doesn't sit right I found myself watching the call me Alex Cooper documentary thinking like wow I relate a lot to her like she seems like a real one and I've always kind of thought that I really am on the fence with her all the time where I'm like I could kind of go both ways but I think underneath it all there's there's um there's a flaw there with her that I think is is deep-rooted something with childhood of course like everything is but

it doesn't read genuine it reads social climber vindictive uh mean girl kind of like you'll do anything and burn any bridge down or like ruin any I mean she so that's that's just my read but I don't know where I've never met her so I can't you know unless I meet someone to know someone I can't I bet we get along great that's the thing a lot of these people I talk I talk about and have opinions about I'm like I bet I'd get along great and a lot of things are exaggerated online and on camera and I think Alex Cooper is one of those people where I think she exaggerates her persona and does that really obnoxious stuff for her show

all the time um but again I think when it comes to the whole women angle I think it's a little bit weird I never really like that when it's when you have to preach about it um it's like it's like when people do things for the optics of it and not because it's really who the fuck they are deep down um but I know she's been skate or scathed and scarred by what happened to her in college and their soccer coach and she's got her she's got her stuff but don't we all and I just want Sophia Franklin to win and succeed I mean she she has in her own way in her own right already but I've been behind the scenes man I've been like waiting for this day i'm like please i hope this comes out i hope the truth of who knows what it's gonna be i

hope it's not just like one chapter and it's just like a nothing burger kind of like what hillary did she didn't say shit she doesn't know epstein never met him she's never flown on that jet all right i gotta wrap it up i need i need to eat lunch i love you guys um please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now i'm on apple spotify google podcast stitcher breaker over overcast wherever you listen to podcasts please hit that subscribe button and review the show five stars while you're there follow me on instagram and tiktok at jacqueline monroe subscribe to my youtube channel this is a video and audio podcast subscribe to my youtube channel and finally if you want to support the show patreon.com

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