The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 427- Spencer Pratt for Mayor, Love Island Returns, & The Data Center Problem

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

Today we're discussing Spencer Pratt's Los Angeles mayor campaign, the new Love Island USA Season 8 cast and trailer, the Summer House reunion fallout and ongoing West Wilson and Amanda Batula drama, Matthew Perry's ketamine death case as his former assistant is sentenced to prison, Clavicular getting mogged in court after shooting an alligator, the new fully electric Ferrari Luce reveal and backlash, and the growing controversy surrounding AI data centers, water consumption, and their impact on small towns across America.In my life: a paranormal experience that happened in my home, strange dreams, our first bonfire in the new backyard, why my algorithm keeps showing me suffering animals and making me emotional, an autistic teen with an unbelievable talent for perfectly mimicking bird sounds, a golf update, and the stupid reason why my back doesn't hurt anymore.Thanks for tuning in and supporting the show! Enjoy! :)REVIEW THE SHOW ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://open.spotify.com/show/4ijzUBunTIHgVmahB0ISEN BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KEEP IN TOUCH!INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe EMAIL THE SHOW!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MY MUSIC GUY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. So we're going to put the secret project I've been working on on a little hiatus today. If you're just joining me for the first time and you're wondering what the secret project is, I'm not going to tell you it's a secret. You have to go listen to the last four episodes. I've been running a little series in the background here of the last few episodes that how would I say what how would I describe what the secret project is um I have hints like I did hints last week well I told you what the secret project was we were already the cat was already out of the bag but um yeah go listen to the last few episodes um I'm just not in the mood to podcast about the project today it's getting a little redundant

it's very interesting if you're if you're wondering like what the secret project is it's probably the most interesting topic I've ever discussed here on my show before so stop listening right now and just go listen to the last four episodes and fall like start at episode one of the secret project listen to them consecutively um it's a holy shit it's a crazy uh yeah project uh something that is a secret but not a secret because i'm publicly posting about it anyways there might be a time today where i'm going to eat i guess this would be a hint um this might be too much of it you might this might be too obvious i have a chomps a chomps beef stick what is this a hickory smoked chomps smoked smoky barbecue seasoned

beef stick and a bag of walnuts next to me. Um, there might be a point of the, on the show today where I'm going to be eating those two things as a snack mid show. I also might be getting some phone calls, phone calls on the show or during the show from some, from furniture dealers. Um, that's also a hint about the secret project. Uh, what else could I say? that's that's all I'm going to tell you so anyways we're just going to do a regular episode today no secret project it's very heavy hitting we've got a lot of showbiz news we have a lot of fun life updates what I've been up to what's been going on as usual um oh I gave Louie a bone and Jimmy a bone they're not at the office today with Corey I need to check in to see if Louie's choking

Hold on. Like, I just need to hear some noise to make sure. Louie, are you with me, bud? Lou? I hear crunching, crunching noises. We, I give him these little collagen bones and I give Louie, there's tiny ones and then there's big ones. I give Louie a little one because he tends to, if I give him a big one, honestly, any of these collagen bones I give him, he like foams at the mouth after and pukes it all up and then eats his puke. I think he's fine. I don't think he's choking, but I'll be checking in. Um, I probably shouldn't have done that cause now I'm paranoid. No, I'm like overthinking why I did that. He's fine. It's fine. Um, anyways, so yeah, we've got a great episode today. If you're just joining me for the, if you're just joining me for

the first time, thank you for being here. Thank you for choosing my show. I am, I'm in love with, I'm in, I am in love with you. I love you. I am deeply passionately, spiritually, emotionally, and physically attracted in love with you. Um, it means a lot to me that you chose my show out of the however many millions of podcasts you could have clicked on today. So thank you for being here. And, um, on that note, please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now. I'm on Apple, Spotify, Google podcasts, stitcher breaker, overcast, wherever you listen a podcast, please hit that subscribe button and review the show five stars while you're there. Follow me on Instagram and Tik TOK at Jacqueline Monroe, subscribe to my YouTube channel. This is

a video and audio podcast. Hi YouTube, subscribe to my YouTube channel. You can also watch me on Spotify video, the full video 4k. We do it in 4k here. New version of the podcast is on Spotify video. And finally, if you want to support the show, patrion.com slash TJMS, patrion.com slash TJMS. Okay. That's just too much going on here. Uh, shit. You guys, I need a Jamie. I need a, I need a, what do you call it? Like a sound guy. I'm a lefty. I am like fully doing my music and sound effects left-handed. Um, not only is talking alone for hours on end, good for my brain navigating my roadcaster pro two on my own. So, uh, yeah, let's get into it. So we'll start with life updates. I'll set the scene, tell you what I've been up to today. Did I already say, say

what time it is? It's 11, 18 AM on a Friday. I have way too many tabs open for it to be 11, 18 on a Friday when I start a podcast, I do have an event I'm going to tomorrow, tomorrow night. And I it's, I'm in a crisis. I'm in a crisis in terms of an outfit, like always. So I, as always want to go, I'm going to be going to TJ Maxx and the Goodwill after this, which means that I don't want to get started or I don't want to, it's always like, Hey, you're starting the podcast too late in the day. Get your shit together. Like wake up earlier, like figure it the fuck out. Every time I podcast, I'm like, I'm pissed. I'm starting so late, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. That's, that's just, that's just how we roll here. That's just what it is. But

I do have an outfit I need to find this afternoon because I guess I could go tomorrow. It's Saturday tomorrow. I guess I could do like a Saturday shop to find the outfit day of, um, I need, yeah, I definitely, it's a birthday party. It's not that big, big of a deal, but that's my plan for this afternoon. And here I am podcasting, but yeah. Um, Oh, first thing I wrote on the notes today, the not, not even my life update. It's like before my life update, this, I guess was supposed to be part of the intro. I wrote that Spencer Pratt found his calling and I think it's beautiful. Spencer for mayor, Spencer for LA mayor, Pratt for mayor. I love this man. It must feel so good

that he's finally putting his political science degree, poli-sci degree to work. um, he's hitting his strides in terms of fame and, uh, yeah, fame. That's, I mean, that's been his goal, I guess. Like he's always talked about how, well, he, he would have been so much more famous if he, what does he claim? Like sold his soul and, uh, drank the blood of Hollywood or whatever, the baby blood of Hollywood, whatever the fuck they make you do to get famous there um but he's always been my favorite person to listen to on a pod like any interview he's ever on on a podcast I listen to like he's my favorite guest on a podcast my favorite personality of all time I love Spencer Pratt I have the reason why

okay I've met there I've had two Spencer Pratt personalities in my life and both of them bullied me but I kind of underneath the bullying what I was so drawn to these guys not like not in a romantic way it was never that I was attracted to them it was just their personality was so attractive the Spencer Pratt personality if you're a girl girl out there you get this is one of the hottest most attractive personalities on a man there is something about him and his quickness he's so quick and guys that were quick with me during my younger year younger dating years were they it's charisma right it's like they're just but quick-witted like being that fast with the jokes and the comebacks oh my god the worst bully I ever bully I ever had

was Spencer Pratt's twin and at the time so I was in seventh grade I started watching the hills I think in ninth grade so I have freshman high school when I started watching the hills and the second I saw Spencer Pratt, I'm like, this is my bully's twin. And, um, then there was another guy in college that was very similar, but anyways, I'm happy for Spencer Pratt. Um, I love my, one of my favorite things ever is someone who is, uh, under, under, what do you call it? Under, um, Um, guys, I gotta stop with the beverage, the sparkling beverages. Hold on. I'm drinking a diet. What is it? Zero sugar, Coke zero. I like when people prove other people wrong or when they're not the underdog, they're the, um, they're unassuming. The word is unassuming.

i love when people are unassuming spencer knows his shit he's getting up on the debate stage with what is the last name basula i can never say it um i'm on all caps right now it's really annoying to karen basula is does she just go by karen bass for short search only for i'm confused because he's always saying basura basul i love the way he says that basala karen bass la on instagram okay i'm all confused is it what's her full name karen bass is that her street name like her mayor oh my god i'm already you guys sorry but anyways he gets on that stage and he debates

the congresswoman or no the council member who's been there for like six or nine years or something and then and then the mayor of la karen bass and he's just he knows the shit he knows his shit and he's fast he's yeah he's he's quick with it moving on okay so i love spencer brat you get the idea do i have any videos here i guess i could just play one of these um here we go yeah this was when he just fucking threw down this is my favorite everybody who's watching today you're gonna watch today as mayor bass and spencer pratt attack me because they want to run against each other in the general election each of them thinks that running against each other is what's going to help them win and they don't want to run against mr pratt i'm gonna start with you and then i'm gonna

to go to Mayor Bass? First off, Mayor Bass and I are definitely not working together. I blame this person for burning my house and my parents' house and my town and all my neighbors down. I am not working with Mayor Bass. Second off, if I wanted to run against anybody, it would be the council member who is terrible. Mayor Bass has at least been a mayor for almost four years and has, as she talked about earlier, the unions, all the unions endorse Mayor Bass. You think it's easier to run against the incumbent mayor with all the unions or a random city council member who's been a failure for six years. I would much rather run against councilwoman Rahman. Thank you very much. So your last name Rahman anyways. Um, love him. Oh, and I hate these fucks on the news that are

interviewing him that are like, what like this shit. Donald Trump is not popular in this city. You had one of your opponents, Nithya Raman, say this is a MAGA candidate. It's like, what does Donald Trump have to do with the mayor of L.A.? I hate how they ask him this. And then they asked him about his crystals. Like, does he believe in crystals? Talk to me about crystals. What is the deal with crystals?

Do you believe they have powers? I know nothing about crystals, so tell me about it. Do you believe the ocean has powers? Do you believe waterfalls have powers? Do you believe hummingbirds have powers? I believe anything God put on this earth has energy. And I respect the earth and the powers of God. And so I don't worship crystals.

I think they're beautiful. The ones I collected all went up in value before Mayor Bass let them burn to the ground. They were investments. It was a museum-grade collection. When I went to heaven, they would be in a museum. The Pratt family collection at the Natural History Museum. Because of what you've collected. These were specimens.

These are not with respect to the farmer's market. these are not you know what you're getting when you get your your avocados these are how would you describe do you think they have special powers or you just think they're fuck you who's this mbc uh i hate how they're like condescending or they're trying to like make him like he's make him out to be this woo woo he's he's unstable because he worships crystals like fuck i just fucking hate this shit but um yeah i love spencer pratt moving on um life updates so Oh, and I'm going to set the scene. So told you the time we already freaked out about that. I told you about the beef stick and the walnuts, not feeling a pull to it right now, but I might at some point. Um, yeah, the beef stick and the walnuts, that's your hint for the secret project. And then the potential furniture dealers calling me. Those are your hints. That's all. That's all I'm going to get you. That's all I'm going to give you again. just go listen to the last few episodes in order to follow along this secret project um

so yeah we're snacks on deck and then we've got the lip gloss today is this rms beauty lip gloss in the shade carolina they sent me this i think it's an all natural lip gloss then we've got the charlotte airbrush flawless finish powder in the shade medium medium for uh to tame down the shine on the upper lip um so yeah that's our makeup outfit is just white top glasses with no lens for so there isn't a glare on camera smoke and mirrors bitch it's show business okay we do a lot of what other smoke and mirrors do I have going on right now um I used to pad my bra but like we're not doing that anymore that's actually something I used to do on this podcast back in the day like there's when there's

an episode I'm wearing a purple top and just like scroll on my YouTube to find the thumbnail of me wearing a purple top I probably had six bra pads inside of and I used to buy these chicken cutlet cutlet ones, the cutlet ones that were silicone. Yeah. That's what I was rocking in that particular video. I think that's, um, that's the episode when I got fired from my job or let go or whatever laid off. And I'm like, Louie, he is alive. He wants to go outside and lay in the sun now. Fuck you guys. This is a, this is a hot mess. This is, this is a hot mess. I'm neglecting my dogs talking about pushing my tits up I know but um that episode it was a really deep episode about how corporate kills creativity and here I am sitting with my six bra pads um and

my tits pushed up like the first episode after I get fired anyways um yeah we've got hair straight That's a life hack, straight hair. Life hack, straighten your hair. I know we're all obsessed with being a blown out bombshell. I know we're all obsessed with being a blown out bombshell, but every time I do my hair, I'm like, I have to curl it. I have to blow it out. It has to have like a wave to it. No bitch, you have long brunette hair. You part it down the middle. that always looks good straightened that always looks polished and nice when it's straightened especially because it's freshly cut the ends look nice they're crisp it takes five minutes okay compared to curling so life hack straighten your hair um okay so I I guess we can move on to

the the life updates this is kind of related to the outfit and the hair and everything I officially am rocking micro penis fingers. Okay. I took my acrylics off. I painted my nails a nude close to my skin tone color. So they, cause they were extremely damaged from the acrylics and short and you know, it's, it's not a good life. Like I miss my long nails. I guess it's a, it's easier to text. I'm finding it easier to put on face creams and honestly shampoo my hair. Cause I'm not paranoid about chipping a nail or like getting that plastic into my skull. Like whenever I have acrylics, I'm very, I go on the finger pads when I, um, wash my hair, not the fingertips with my acrylic nails. And so it's been nice not having them. Um, the dogs don't like my scratches is

I know they're, they're pissed off that their scratches aren't as good, but yeah, I'm trying to grow them out. I'm trying to let them breathe. I've had acrylics nonstop for three years. So cute. Um, I didn't know my fingers were this short. Um, it's, it's an adjustment for sure, but that's the, okay. This is a, this is more interesting. Let me get to, let me, okay. Let's get into the paranormal activity. situation at my home okay so the other night the other night cory and i prayed to god

okay we do this probably not as often as we should um but we were late night talking and it got to the point where we were like let's just move this conversation up to the the man upstairs and let's each take our turn and say a prayer okay so it's like hey bitch just start the episode with these interesting stories You know what I mean? Right? Like, isn't this starting to get good? We're talking about a paranormal thing that happened for the first time ever in my life, in my home, upon praying to God with my husband in bed at 1130 PM. Okay. So this could be the entire episode, honestly. So we're laying there and Corey takes his turn. And the thing is, the thing about when we pray

to God as a couple is it's hard to not crack a smile through it and kind of laugh. Like we're being serious. Like we're seriously asking God for guidance, wisdom, help, whatever. I'm not going to tell you what we were praying to God about. Um, maybe it has to do with the secret project. Hey, there's another hint for you. Maybe, maybe it does. Okay. There's like a lot going on in my life, in my life. Go listen to the last four episodes. Cool. Okay. This is great. The great promo for it. This episode is promoting my last four episodes. Okay. So it's hard for me not to be fully serious when I pray to God. I'm always like a little bit. It's like when you're getting yelled at when you're a kid and you can't help yourself but

laugh. Like that's my disposition when I pray to God. And especially when I hear Corey pray to God next to me. So he's praying to God. He's taking his time with it. He's really crafting his words as he, cause it's all about being specific and, you know, reverent. What's the words am I looking for. Um, like thoughtful. Um, so yeah, he's, he's getting his words out. And then I knew he, I knew he was going to hand it over to me. And because I knew he was going to hand it over to me, I, without him seeing shifted my elbow under my pillow and extended my arm as far as I could to the left of me towards my nightstand. And I shifted my arm and I prepared my middle finger on the, on the,

on the lamp button to turn off the lamp on my nightstand. Okay. For when I say the prayer, okay because I was going to do a little shtick right again I can't take anything seriously so when he turns it over to me he goes Jacqueline I'm going to hand it over to you it's your turn so then I start praying okay and then when I start praying and it's also related to the thing he was praying about there's a moment of like the mic drop the the crescendo whatever of the prayer and at that moment because I was prepared and by the way I didn't pre-fabricate this paranormal activity that happened at all like this this um I guess if I didn't turn the light off I don't know if this would have happened but anyways at the crescendo at the mic drop of my prayer

I click off the light and it goes dark in the room. Okay. And the topic is something we've been discussing for the last four years. Okay. As a couple, the topic is something we've, we've been, it's been a constant. Okay. And it's been, uh, yeah. And so that was like the holy shit moment, right? Like, Oh, I turned off the light. Isn't that dramatic? Corey sitting next to me, like, whatever. Like, I like, he turned off the light. You can't take anything seriously. And then I put my arm back to my side. Okay. And I'm just like, lights are off. I said the, he said the, the final part of my prayer. And all of a sudden that motherfucking mother light that's never done this ever just starts going on and off and on and off and on

and off. Not like a flicker where it's running out of like the bulbs running out. It was a full-on like someone's clicking the button on and off on and off of this lamp and it would not stop we lay there for 10 minutes it was like the most and we're like god is with like we literally were like we believe in god like for like we already did but like now we're like oh he's given us a sign right now like a major like everything you just prayed about will be will come true or whatever we were discussing so yeah that was the first time and I was like wait a minute the fact we were praying to God the topic we were discussing that we've been talking about for four fucking years

and the the lamp that I kind of pre-primed and prepped to maybe flicker you could say that I don't know if you're an electrician analyzing this conversation I'm having with you right now, but maybe you could argue that that was why the lamp flickered. I don't know. Anytime I've turned my lamp off, it stays off. Riddle me that. So then the light flickering nonstop and it wasn't like a quick flicker, like it's running out. It was literally like on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off. It's like, huh? Okay. So that was our paranormal thing. That's, that's the story. Um, I'll let you know if the next time you pray to God, if the light flickers, I don't know any, I'm just like, yeah, that was the first time. I've never experienced anything paranormal or, or that like it's, it's just because we happen to be praying. Like I can understand a light flickering in a room and you're just randomly walking in a room and that happening. But the fact we were praying makes it has like, and we were like really into the prayer,

even though we were being funny or I was being funny about it. That means something to me. So that's the story. Okay. Just like, you know, couples news or couples, um, or just like home ownership, paranormal, paranormal activity news along those lines. Um, I have been doing this thing forever in my dreams. And I know it's like, don't talk about your dreams. No one wants to hear about your dreams. But I have this crazy ability to recall buildings I've been in from my past. It's usually my high school, my college campus. It's like the campuses I've been on my elementary school campus, my high school campus and my college campus. I have this ability to, in my dream, and it is so fun. I don't know if this is like, I don't think it's astral projection because I'm not asleep and then seeing my body move around my house or whatever. I literally can. So I was doing a house tour. I actually have never been in this home. I was imagining this beautiful mansion in my dreams. basically I um it's not really paranormal but I guess I made in my dream and it woke up I woke up Corey at 4 a.m. and he goes honey are you okay I was dreaming so hard at this time of the dream

I'll tell you about the house and the tour I was giving in my dream I guess I'm telling you about my dream now I guess I am just telling you what I fucking dreamed about but I've never he's never heard me make any noise in my dream and he's like yeah you I woke up to the sound of the fact I just burped at the moment I'm trying to make a noise sorry um I might have him if he calls in today I told him he should give me a call um oh yeah the perfect relationship doesn't exist oh it doesn't exist my husband just sent me um a black and white photo of our engagement and just sent me that, um, with a heart at just, yeah. So yeah, things are going well on this front over here. Um, if you have to talk about it and say

how happy you are, is that, uh, that was sweet. Uh, proof for the video audience go on. You can see the, the text in 4k YouTube and Spotify video. Okay, cool. It's a cute picture of us. Um, so I'm anyways, the sound I made in this dream of me giving a house tour in this beautiful mountain home in the, in the, in the woods next to a lake, I guess I, he woke up to me kind of doing like a, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, like, not like that. He goes, it was like a, and at that particular part of the dream, because when I, he woke up, he woke me up. He's like, honey, are you okay? I was imagining. And I was looking at the, in the dream, I'm giving a house to her to this couple like I'm a fucking realtor and I'm looking or I'm I'm thinking about sconces

on the wall of this mountain homes master uh bedroom so and I somehow was like ah in my dream and I'm like it's not as he's he's like are you having a sex dream like are you what the fuck is going on and by the way one of the red flags I didn't think about at the time of getting cheated on back in the day when it happened to me was my uh now ex obviously uh said the girl's name in the middle of the night and I just was like am I did I just hear that? And I like went back to sleep, but I thought about it like months after. Yeah, that was a wild time. But, um, so he's like, are you like, who are you having sex within your dream right now? And I'm like, I'm dreaming about wall sconces. I'm giving a house tour right now. And

I was pissed because I really enjoy these dreams when I give or not give tours. It's usually just me thinking about every room in my high school uh like build or campus building like the science classroom and like how the layout of the like where the sinks were like the window placement and like what was like the cabinetry and the projectors and like I would literally I love I love just imagining every detail I can possibly think of of yeah like the cafeteria or or because I played a lot of a lot of sports the locker rooms or the basketball court and like the bleachers and the vibes like I don't know that's like something it's like a really specific thing I don't know if anyone else does that but yeah in this particular dream I'm giving a house tour uh this was not the

same night that we prayed to God and the light flickered. Um, it was a different night, but yeah, I guess I'm a sleep talker now. I don't know. He's like, it was like, ah, I can't do it. I need to have him call me so I can have him do it for me. Um, we had our first bonfire of the summer. It's summer here. It's Southern California. Summer, summer is, let's just take it in it's warming up here in san diego it's the end of may we just celebrated memorial day god bless our troops freedom isn't free freedom isn't free what's the song um country military songs i really want to sing

country military songs intermission Stars and Stripes American Soldier by Toby Keith I feel like it's yeah that's what I'm thinking of let's get these lyrics up thank you for the fight of your life

for taking the satisfied I don't know I don't do it for the money where's the chorus and I'm an American soldier an American beside my brothers and my sisters I'll probably take a stand when liberty is in jeopardy

this is not the song I'm thinking of okay I'll shut the fuck up thank you for your service to all of you that are currently serving our country or to those upstairs who have lost their life in combat

for our country and gave their life for our freedom I can't take anything i salute you i love you america okay um can't take anything seriously okay so we had our first bonfire in our new backyard it was beautiful um we made s'mores and we i had hot dogs on deck but i was like something about eating a we already had dinner so it was like something about then eating a hot dog and then eating a s'more I was like no this is just a dessert time let's just eat the s'more so we're so long story short we're

like 10 minutes into our bonfire it's dark out and then Jimmy our golden retriever perks his ears up he's sitting next to me and out in the canyon waddled two little skunks come to check things out and we're just like red alert get these motherfuckers inside and we had to leave um that's actually how I woke up this morning I woke up at 5 a.m to the scent it was kind of raining so I couldn't tell if this is the rain smell or if it's a skunk I'm it was a skunk it was very strong it was permeating through our walls um we had a skunk thing in our canyon when we first moved here um when did we move in 2024 have we been here for two years shut the fuck up we two oh my gosh we moved in so we've we've lived in this house for two years

but yeah we had a skunk like a problem it was like constantly smelling we were constantly smelling the smell of skunk it's been really light this this this last year you know you maybe smell a skunk once a quarter if that um but anyways I woke up to the smell of a skunk they the skunks were in the canyon our bonfire went uh ended short I can do this okay our bonfire had to get had to be cut short and um but it was fun um nothing by the way beats the smell of a campfire when you're walking around like you could just be walking in a suburban neighborhood the countryside the forest the city would be a little sketchy if you smell this but the smell

of burning logs it's the most gorgeous like I it's my favorite smell campfire period end of story that is my favorite smell ever now I get to have that in my own backyard and it's beautiful And I'm literally, I'm literally like, we're making a s'more in our backyard and we're like, this is everything we've ever dreamed. It's like, I got my bitch. I got my bonfire. I got my house. I got my dogs. So it was, it was a good time. Um, I went golfing. I don't know. That's like, not that exciting. Um, my back doesn't hurt anymore. You guys, I've been doing core workouts for the first time in my life. And now I don't have back pain. Like I, it's like, Hey, Hey, your whole philosophy, Jacqueline about, Oh, the way you strengthen your low back. So it doesn't

hurt is by strengthening your glute muscles. So it's because those are underneath your low back and that will support your low back. And so the stronger your glutes are, the less your back will hurt well yeah that's only one piece of the equation okay the front of your body and by the way you haven't you have an anterior pelvic tilt because the front of your body is just like off your core is just like where is she she's always asleep she's never showing up for anything especially when I do compound lifts I'm definitely not bracing my core properly so now I'm mostly just doing these really intense core workouts and they're not like crunches and you know sissy little core workouts they're like deep core I'm doing like what do you call them like landmine

rows and like I have a cable I could do I do a lot of like oblique side plank weight, uh, ankle weights with like bands under my feet that I, and then I hike my knees up with a dumbbell I'm holding up. It's very like functional deep core. Like, yeah. And now my back doesn't hurt. So major progress on that front. Cause my back always hurts. I tweaked it. It's always like, I tweak it like every month, honestly. Um, okay. So I burst out crying. Okay. As you know, or you don't know if you haven't listened to my last few episodes, my current algorithm is exclusively like, maybe I'll get a home improvement video. Maybe I'll get a fashion, like girly video, a girly podcast clip. What other

things on my algorithm do i like to see like a travel clip um whatever but the majority like 90 of what i'm seeing now is animal uh rescue like animals struggling in nature that get help so it's a happy ending or it's like oh this entire account is dedicated to my dog that died and every video is them doing the last thing they've ever like you know the last time they went to the beach or the last time they went on the boat or swam in the lake whatever it's like tribute videos so they're dead dog so I'm watching a lot of like emotionally heavy whatever videos of animals and um, then I just started and it's like, stop seeking it, seeking it out. Stop following, following these accounts. Okay. I need to stop. I followed a few where I'm like, okay, this is

actually, it's kind of like when I was vegan and I was watching slaughterhouse videos, I was forcing myself to watch them. Like I, as like a, it like reiterated every day why I was doing what I was doing. Um, but like the real reason I was doing what I was doing is I want to be skinny because I wanted to be skinny. And I was like, it's for health and it's for the animals. And it's like, no, but you just want to be, is you want to be, do you guys remember freely? The banana girl that, okay. That body type's like back in style now, but like that shit, that early Tumblr, like you would see just so many pictures on Instagram of just people of just fruit and color and people doing yoga and it was just this world that looks so like oh my god everyone's so healthy

and vibrant and all they eat is fruit and they're so fit and it's like this what a it was just so like intoxicating just like following it and getting recipe ideas like smoothie like 10 banana smoothie recipes you literally blend 10 frozen bananas and then throw a date in there and then that was your breakfast every day like I was sitting in college as a vegan because of this freely banana girl bitch what is where is she now where is freely the freely the banana girl where is she now I should look that up I'm like getting ready for or like before class sitting there with that full-sized watermelon cut in half and a spoon eating a fucking watermelon for breakfast like yeah it was a dark time

honestly I still do that but I'm also pairing that with a rack of lamb okay or fucking baby back ribs okay I'm washing that down with some beef heart ew I don't think I've ever had beef heart maybe if I maybe like do they put beef heart in these chomp sticks what are what are what's in these um you know when the ingredients first ingredient is grass-fed and finished beef that's so vague I need this specific body part they're using in these chomp sticks like I can't you know what I mean I feel like they just use everything when it's just beef like is ground beef a specific I eat a lot of ground beef do you ever get sad

about now here I am being sad about animals am I gonna go vegan again is this like a journey back to veganism I wanted to tell you this this the life update before we get into the news because I do have a lot of showbiz news we've got like love island summer house death news or not death like true crime type news. Um, I have a section here called fucked up news. So we have some fun stuff to get into. Um, Oh, and this autistic bird call kid, we have to watch his video. I was going to tell you about this, this homeless man brushing his dog with a pink hairbrush that made me ball my eyes out and made me give him $20. Cause I'm so connected to animals right now and like nature and just, that's been my algorithm.

I'm just so like, anyways, do you ever get sad about when you open a pack of ground beef or maybe do you over, do you ever think about how many different cows combined that is in a pack of ground beef? Like, how does that work? I mean, they have all the hunks of meat that go into the meat grinder, but it's not like they do one cow at a time. I am not looking this up and I don't need to ask any more questions. So I'm driving in my nice car, which made me sad in the first. So I'm, I'm like so blessed, so grateful, so lucky, whatever life is good. I'm okay. And I'm driving and there's a decent amount of homeless people here in San Diego. And, um, I'm at this intersection right next to this guy sitting in a chair. He was

probably like 65. This like old, uh, do I have to say, I feel like when I listen to other podcasts are like, yeah, this old black dude, it was a old black dude with his, with his little like shih tzu dog. It's really cute dog. One of the cutest dogs I've ever seen. And I checked his shoes in his hands. Cause those are the two dead, dead giveaways about homeless people. If they have nice shoes, if they have a manicure, like there's no dirt under their fingernails, it's they're doing well okay um I honestly would still give them money anyways I don't really give a shit what their background is if they're sitting there on the side of the street like I'm I'm a simp no what's the word I'm a I'm a

I can be swayed or I'm a sucker you might think I'm a sucker whatever um it's sorry it's called it's sorry it's called having a big heart I'm not a piece of shit I care about other people um except the homeless people in LA that according to Spencer Pratt are not homeless they're drug addicts and yeah Spencer for mayor Spencer for mayor um so I pull up next to him and he's brushing his dog. He's sitting in this chair. He has a sign that says, and it's like really pretty paint colors, like all, all the colors of the rain, of the rainbow. And that broke me down. That started, okay. It was him with his dog. It started breaking me down. And then the, the sign that said, have a beautiful day with a sunshine

and a rainbow on it um and it's like the week before there's this guy in San Diego that is this really and he's like definitely roided out like he's so he's like a homeless guy that it's like how are you getting this much nutrition in your body to maintain that physique something's up here but he the signs he and he always has like decently nice clothes so it's a little bit like what's going on but then he stands on the side of the road with a big cardboard sign that says we'll eat ass for food so it's like i saw that a week earlier and i didn't give him a single dime or, or I didn't even give it a second thought. Um, it's not, I'm not interested. First

of all, obviously, you know, that's not my kink. Okay. Um, that's the kind of guy where it's like, you don't give them $20. You're like, or maybe, you know, for whatever you take a picture of that and you send it to the group chat and you, and you make fun of it and you laugh at it. and then the week later I see this old man with his dog pet or with his pink hairbrush and his beautiful sign and I started breaking down I'm like I'm so blessed you know I'm everything in my life is so abundant it's flowing it's coming to me like I'm so positive I'm in this like really positive time in my life everything's good and happy and healthy and abundant and everything and I'm just like fuck I'm starting to get choked up and I'm looking at

this little dog and I have a thing now with animals and like struggle and especially people with homeless people with animals so I reach into my wall I get my 20 and I'm just like here you go I love your you know your dog's so cute and I'm talking to him and he's so sweet and then I just lose it ugly cry lose it I had to go to PetSmart after that to get dog food and I remember like I'm walking through PetSmart with welts under my eyes and I'm just like I don't give a fuck I'll tell them you know what I just cried over a homeless man and his dog and I know everything everyone in that establishment would totally understand why why I was crying because they love animals too so I need to stop with these this the animal videos the videos that make me

cry it's just like it feels good to cry but I need to stop okay so moving on um oh yeah this autistic excuse me it doesn't matter that he's that he's autistic but it's part of the lore because i feel like this is what makes him so talented at this particular sport bird calling bird calling making the most accurate bird calling noises you've ever heard so this is samuel and he's at a school in the like there's a bunch of kids sitting in a semi-circle crisscross applesauce he's in a school gymnasium here they're all on the basketball court this looks like a show and tell or he's a guest like a I feel like he's he's been summoned to do this like they're like we want to have him he's the talent okay he's the talent talent they booked um like he's not

competing against other people. This would not even be a competition. Obviously when you hear him, um, Samuel, I don't know how old he is. Let me just get the, okay, hold on. Um, Samuel Henderson, 11, the autistic student with Tourette syndrome, who has a knack for perfectly imitating the sounds of over 50 types of birds. He take, he is autistic and take special special education classes at Nokoma Park Elementary. I don't know why they need to say the name of the elementary school. I don't like when they do that. I feel weird. I just said his elementary school. There was just an elementary school here that had to get locked down because there was a bullet they found in the library and then a gun under a bush and then extra ammunition.

like what the fuck I can't um he's labeled but he can excel his mother Lori said nothing holds him back um oh so when the school's annual talent show rolled around last year Samuel wanted to demonstrate his unusual talent you guys wait till you hear is it the red-tailed hawk I'm gonna make you listen to this whole thing I don't care I don't care how long is it this is the most like incredible thing i've ever seen in my life and it's him just imagine this gymnasium bunch of kids sitting crisscross applesauce at this elementary school it's him picking up a stuffed animal out of a basket holding it up and then doing the bird the bird sound the first one is This is the creepy sound of the calling loon.

Oh wait, here we go. There we go. Alright, we're gonna do two species of crows. The American crow and the fish crow. Prepare, be prepared, but this one's loud. we'll stop at the red-tailed hawk Cause that's the, it's not the finale of the show, but I, this is probably like a 10 minute video. So it's almost, I'll, I'll just stop there.

Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. Oh, wait. this is what it's actually the red tail this is crazy wait wait for it oh my god yeah so that really entertained me if you can't tell um that was your little palate cleanser before we get to news um did we finish life updates yeah we did okay so news um okay it's friday like i guess there's a decent amount happening this week um or that's happened this week so i'm not a real okay this is my cross to

in my life as a woman who is chronically online. It's so brain, like things that go, like saying chronically online is so brain rot, but it's like so brain rot to say you're chronically. Yeah. Yeah. So I listen to people talk about reality TV constantly and I find it entertaining. I'm so like pulled to it or, or entertained by it. Other people discussing it, not me watching the show and forming my own thoughts and opinions about it. So I feel like I'm at this point where it's kind of like scrambling my brain a little bit, all of this summer house drama, all of this, like the shows on Bravo, the Hulu shows, the Mormon wives, the, the real housewives that people. So I'm like, but then I'm like, I don't have, like, I don't lay down at night and just

turn the TV on and fall asleep to Bravo shit. Like I don't plan my day around watching TV shows. Like I don't, I don't know when they're on. So anyways, what I'm telling you, what I'm saying is that I think I'm going to, I think I'm going to watch love Island season eight. I'm coming forward today because I think I'm going to. And the reason I'm saying that is because we fully finished Love Overboard and Temptation Island. We got through the full seasons of those, the latest seasons of those a couple months ago. So I'm like, okay, I get it. I understand why people like this trash. And I saw, we're going to react to it again or rewatch it the cast reveal of the new the new islanders of season eight um is this the peacock

show do i have to get peacock do we have peacock i'm great um but yeah they we're gonna go through this this cast reveal um i mean people are people say it's the greatest show on television the way people talk about love, love Island is, is, uh, you can't escape it last year. I couldn't escape the love, the love Island commentary. It was just, it was a constant and I'm like, okay, well I'm a commentator. I'm a cultural commentator. I talk about show business and what's on TV. Like I, I do, but it's mostly like, Hey, I watched the documentary about like the shit I honestly should I just do true crime because that's really what I watch maybe I should just do true crime tv show reviews we've been watching um but I think it's because I have this thing

where I'm like I want to be one of the girls one of the podcast girlies in the podcast universe I want to be like I want to be able to like hang in that realm and acquire their audience and like draw them to me because I also talk about these reality shows because I love those girls in the, in the podcasting world. Like those are the girlies I would want to befriend and like be on their shows. So I'm like, well, I need to be able to bring some pop culture, reality TV knowledge to the table. Um, maybe not. I'm overthinking it, but I think I'm going to watch this is a long-winded way of saying i think i'm gonna watch love island seasoning i think it comes out oh yeah it comes out june 2nd um but yeah we've been watching back to what i was saying

we watched crazy x my no worst x ever on netflix is that the one where multiple women talk about their experience with the same guy and how he almost murdered them and it's just wild um Corey was like really into it and he I'm like I'm like you hate men right like men are the devil men are the worst thing ever men it's all it's always a man and they're always they're everything that's wrong with world he's like oh yeah absolutely like fuck men I'm like that's what's up he doesn't get he doesn't get weird about it he that's the thing like you gotta like we're not, we're not a man hater couple, but we know the data when it comes to the violence that men contribute to, uh, or contribute into this world. And so for that reason, we are

man haters what am i saying um just the way these men had treated these women it's like the torture the shaving of their heads the tying them up the beating them until they have brain like like not terminal but like chronic brain damage and he's like how could how could you ever he's like he can't wrap his head around it because that's he's not a violent man, but, um, whenever we watch the shows, it's always the man being not always actually it's, it's typically, it's like, obviously there's some crazy, um, that one we watched about the, we watched a documentary about the cyclist. It was like a jealous girlfriend or jealous ex-girlfriend who killed the new girlfriend of the guy she was

with so so women do it too but the violent stuff the torture stuff like it's usually always a dude okay let's meet the islanders and i guess this doesn't include the bombshells i'm not sure how love island works but i guess at a certain point in the series the bombshells enter the villa and they're the hot ones i guess they're like the they come in to mix things up and to stir the pot. I think, and I don't know who the bombshells were last year, but anyways, this doesn't show that they don't show the bombshells. These are just the, the regular Islanders. And when I say they're regular, they're pretty regular, like not in a, how they look way, but like their professions, the vibes, like they're just like you

of me. We're just, we're just regular people here. Um, we're normies. We're not, why am I including myself in the regular normie people category? I am an exceptional human being. I do not fit into the, I do fit into the basic bitch category, but not the, like, I'm not a rate. I'm a cool girl. Oh my God. Okay. Side tangent. I cannot stand this chick who gets on her little air pod microphone and walks around New York, walks around Miami, walks around wherever, whatever big city she's in. She goes, the girls in Montauk or cause it's now it's, it's that season. Okay. June's around. So it's May 29th. We just celebrated Memorial day that kicked off summer honestly like that's like the first big event of the summer um okay

we're we're in we're in hamptons summering in the hampton season mon talk season uh what other i i have no idea i i know nothing about these places okay i'm retard maxing i need to play this because this is a great palate cleanser um did i not keep it up yeah i did this is so like my podcast at all times return maxing is the art of never thinking overthinking doesn't exist you don't even use your frontal lobe anymore logic's thrown out the window you're simply just taking action you're in flow state i'm in flow state talking about montauk and the Hamptons out out of my ass um I just see the influencers flocking there and what other places in in uh the upper east coast do people summer at Martha's Vineyard like that's another one I don't

know okay this is like where you see yeah the the girlies of like New York City going in the summertime and they have the hydrangeas and they have the the homes with the the um what's that siding called Jacqueline you love this siding it's um the siding the shingles siding it's kind of like a it's a very east coast vibe okay anyways and then they're like what's the other thing that the influencers do it's like the hydrangeas these like classic beautiful homes what is that siding called anyways this this chick goes around and she's like the girls in montauk are wearing miu miu sunglasses with saline shorts just rolled over one time with ballerina flats in the color blue. And like, she gets real specific about what the

cool girls are wearing in these locations. And it, there's just something I've talked about the cool girl crisis before and how cool isn't a list. Cool is, uh, it's an energetic thing. You can't, but people now everyone copies everything they see online and they're looking It's like, you know, if you didn't see it online, you'd see it in person and copy it. So like, I'll give them that. But people just don't have a vibe anymore because of that. And I've lost, like I have, okay. Okay. I think I've been like moisturized. Like what's the word from the internet? What's the word? Sanitized a little bit as like my flavor has been like, I used to be a hearty marinara, Like a hearty, like a spicy marinara, but like balanced out with a bay leaf while it was cooking. You know what I mean?

Like a little bit of oomph, but like, you know, I keep it humble. I keep it down to earth. I keep it like cool. And like, I'm like such a normal, I'm a cool, like I am a cool girl. But like being on the internet for so long and being addicted to my phone, I feel like I've lost everything. Like I was listening, this is a long tangent. I understand that this is a stream of consciousness podcast. I don't care. This is my therapy. I was listening to the weekends album. What's it called? This, the song I love on it is called faith alone again. It's not Donna FM

after hours. Okay. He's got some bops on that. That's a great album. And I was thinking about the weekend's debut of this album and other artists in general who have a very clear package they package themselves and they brand themselves and they have like a vibe to them that's just them you know like he he was it was like 80s it was him like bleeding out all over space. That's the album that, um, uh, heartless. Is that the song I'm thinking of was on? How could you be so hard? Like, why am I thinking of Connie right now? Um, let me hold on. Oh shit. Yeah. That song. Um, anyway so i feel like i've been

hand sanitizer guys i'm falling apart maybe i need to watch these cool girl videos to get like to like get my vibe back i don't know but i i like the idea of having like a specific thing when it comes to your like a it's the aesthetic shit like I think it's so cool and artists have that like who really has that um like a like a thing it's like having a face tat you know everyone knows you got the you have the face tat it's like you can't that's like so core to your look I don't know so the cool girls in Montauk how did we get here we got to meet the islanders we didn't even get to this segment

um no vibe i've been watered down by the okay moving on this is too long-winded i'm a nursing assistant women love this is casey if you're a man you have scrubs your muscles showing a little bit they're going for that every time i'm a manager at a bikini store what kind of bikini style describes your dating life The ones in the damaged bin, that describes my dating life. I love this. My brother Charlie was on Live Island last year, and now I'm here to see if I can do better.

I love my cat Lola. My girlfriend needs to love my cat or else she's out the door, 100%. I think I am the full package. I own a business. I live alone. I have a dog. Oh, I like her name, Vassana. Okay.

If you were to ask my friends what my type is, they'd show you the world map. I'm not a model, not an actor. I'm a police officer, actually. You could be having the worst day of your life, and I'll just help you sift through that. The more thoughtful you are, I think that s*** is so pretty. I love it. I'm a professional athlete.

I was born with a rare birth defect. Where's my tie? It's all knocking here, son. I think she's missing a leg, okay? I started DJing because I just love music. I still do handyman work. I do electrical work on garbage trucks sometimes. It's literally so disgusting.

But it's like, you know, you got to do what you got to do. I literally graduated nursing school a couple of days ago, and here I am. I want a huge family, five to ten kids. I know that's kind of crazy, but I would also adopt. I love my name. I like to be cheesy. I often end my emails, I'll be like, sincerely sincere. His name is sincere? His name is sincere.

He's perfect for the show. Chaser? I'm not more of that, like, chase me. That's why I just run track. Yeah. I'm from a small town. OK, tits. You could be dating someone, and that might be, like, your second cousin or something.

Ew. So I just want a fresh start. I love a respectful man. If you're being sneaky, I am going to check that phone. I came here to bring the Brazilian fire. I speak Portuguese, Spanish, and English. If I want to approach you, I'll be speaking your language. But making out is my love language.

I'm super friendly. I'm a bit competitive. My dad, he used to play in the NBA. I'm so freaking extra. Please, Love Island, give me a man. I need some s**t. It's very surreal. I'm ready.

I'm so happy to be here. New season, June 2nd. Oh, like, okay. I love it. So starting off, I love it. I get it. I love it. I get why people are into it.

these are very this is a very dynamic cast when it comes to Love Island and a lot of these reality shows where it's just hot people in bikinis and swim shorts I kind of

I get I'm not slut shaming like I'm not slut shaming when I say this I get like sometimes I overthink how like literally all anyone is trying to do on this planet is fuck like that is what this show is about like like all of these people like they're there to put their body on another person's body in the villa and they're all gonna

to eventually do that and like share like people I think are going to do it with multiple like if you overthink it too much it gets a little like I hate to be a prude it kind of grosses me out like sometimes these shows just gross me out especially like watching people just make out and like rub up against each other and like like we were watching Temptation Island and they had this tent that didn't have any cameras in it that you could go and bang someone in and not like not anonymously like they knew you would go in it they knew you would go you went in it but your partner on the at the other villa across the way wouldn't know you did that because it wasn't on camera something it was like a secret

tent but it was just for boning and then they would keep the sound on and you would have to here like it was just it's too much for me like I think I'm I don't know it's like I think it's because okay it makes me cringe so hard so like it's kind of hard not to watch like it makes you like you want to that's the that's the appeal it's so cringe and just uncomfortable that you're just like I can't look away so okay Love Island season eight I am you have a fan in me a new fan um do I need to eat my beef stick. I'm going to have one bite. Speaking of getting it in, I'm going to eat some meat. You know, I love myself, but like sometimes I'm like right then and there I'm like I hate myself now it's 12 26 p.m. so it is lunchtime one bite everybody knows the

rules chomps smoky barbecue seasoned beef stick medium heat all stick without the ick that's what she said so summer house um let's move on i have never watched summer house i am not a i am not a summer house fangirly i am a but with that being said after learning about the scandal involving west and amanda and i guess you could say kyle and sierra they're directly involved too or indirectly directly i am so like team sierra till i die amanda's a piece of shit kyle's or kyle is um Um, he's not a piece of shit. He's a, he won me over. He Kyle's cool. West is a piece of shit also. Okay. So we know this, um, there's a reunion going on. I don't watch reunions. I don't watch

the show obviously, but there are clips going around of the reunion. I'm going to play a couple things. Um, now I'm looking at these screen grabs here, the thumbnails Bravo picked of West and amanda okay it's crazy so i've got and i'm gonna be like clavicular right now i don't give a fuck okay by the way he just shot an alligator that was already dead i think in florida and then this is like news i'll just say it briefly and then he went to prison for it or something he had there was like there was a mug shot he had to go to trial and then the judge was hotter than him. So he got face mogged by the hot judge, which is ironic because mogging is his thing. Um, so yeah, there's your, didn't that, sorry for killing 40,000

of your brain cells by telling you that story here, I'll kill 40,000 more by analyzing these three faces of summer house. Okay. And what I'm seeing here is I'm on my saved Bravo, uh, reels. I have real saved to play for you today on the show. And I've got their, their screenshots or their thumbnails of each clip, right? And I've got Amanda on the left, West in the middle, and then sear on the right. Excuse me. They're all looking in the same direction. Okay. And their face angle, everything is very similar. And so I can really line things up here from a face analyzation perspective or viewpoint. And I can confidently say

that when it comes to coupling up a lot of people date and often marry people that facially look similar to them they have like a similar face vibe okay and it's not because she's black a black woman she's the most beautiful woman she's the most beautiful person on the show, period, Sierra. But what I'm seeing in West and Amanda from a facial analysis perspective, as if I am clavicular himself rating, it's called being a looks match, a looks, a looks matched couple. Okay. When West was with Sierra, they were not looks match looks matched okay they were not looks matched she was way more beautiful and attractive than he was okay and in general sierra

is we're worlds beyond west in terms of in every aspect in every way okay she just what the fuck was she doing messing with him ever in the first place right but when it comes to amanda they have the same face aura and so from an attraction standpoint when west confessed that the first time he expressed he made the move and expressed feelings for amanda he said like I know this is crazy but am I feeling when I'm are we feeling the same thing right now or am I whatever he said am I feeling is there something going on between us right now like a thing you know and I just think facially because of their vibe facially like they couldn't help but be attracted to each other and

that happens and that's sad for I guess well yeah for Kyle because he is still in love with Amanda he I feel I feel the worst for Kyle like she treated him like shit she's such an asshole to him and it's just like this man loves her still even though they're like completely done he's like still not he's like being supportive of her even though she did what she it's like crazy so i feel bad for kyle but i'm looking here at nose bridge eye eye distance eyebrow um arches jaw mouth now okay so here we're gonna start with amanda we're gonna we're gonna start start at the top of the head when it comes to amanda and west i believe they are together because they are facially a looks matched couple. Okay. And it's their coloring. Let's start with

that. They're coloring from a color analysis standpoint, very similar. Okay. I believe they have the same eye color, the tone of their hair. Now, I don't know if Amanda's rocking a balayage right now, a gloss. I don't know if she's, you know, a natural brunette and she's lightened up a little bit but their hair color very similar in terms of that dirty dishwasher blonde okay which matches their inner world which is perfect for them their dirty nasty inner world moving down the forehead we've got eyebrows okay same colored eyebrows both have a similar arch okay because it's like looking in a mirror not to quote Justin Timberlake, but it's like, you're my man, my man looking back. So sometimes people look in each

other's eyes and it's like, I'm looking at myself and that makes them attracted to them. It's like a sibling thing. Like sometimes you're like, Oh, are they siblings? Are they married or whatever her siblings are dating? Um, I'm not saying they look, they don't look like actual siblings. Like she's definitely, I don't know what her ethnic background is. She, what are their backgrounds? Um, this is psychotic. This is insane. Like this is what I'm spending my Friday afternoon doing instead of shopping for an outfit for the birthday party I have to go to tomorrow. I'm kind of like doing this way too long or doing this segment way too long. But this is my passion. This is what I like get out of bed for every day, like to podcast, to entertain, to get into a flow

state, analyzing people I don't know's faces that are currently in internet. No, real world beef and the internet hates them. Okay. So nose bridge, similar length. Amanda's is a little longer. Um, but their, their pupils, their eyes, they kind of have similar eyes. Their eyes are similar. The eye, the cancel, no, the distance, the distance of their eyes is similar. Now, when it comes to West, he's very downturned on his, on his mouth compared to Amanda. She's probably getting that DAO, but she's probably getting that DAO boat Botox to keep her mouth corners lifted. I would suggest West, um, doing that too, because he just permanently looks sad face. Um, but yeah, like I get it from, from, uh, from a vibes perspective.

Like I see how, when they talk about their attraction and their relationship, it was very middle school because they were like, just, they had the hots for each other. And then they were like, we can't help this because we're physically attracted. But then what about Kyle and Amanda in terms of looks, Matt, they don't have the same vibe like Amanda and Wes do. Okay. So let's play this. who made the first move um i when we were out i like kind of looked at amanda and i was like

am i crazy or is there a little something going on here when was your first kiss into february after brunch when did it first happen that you slept together oh so the brunch that you guys all went out to that was your first kiss that night yeah when did you first sleep together after the statement after the statement I mean not that night but also to clear up

do you guys understand how insane that is they put out this statement that they're together whatever Amanda and Wes and they put it all on the line they risked it all Oh, I mean, they're saying this allegedly. Um, and like, then they boned for the first time,

but see, that's the power of, of attraction. Like they knew they were going to fuck well, sorry to mom, like, because they just like the, the tension was so there for so long that like you can, to the point where, yes, you can put out a statement and like potentially ruin your lives and the relationships with everyone like amanda and sierra and kyle and well that was already ruined kyle and amanda's relationship and the entire cast of the show like you could there that was to them like it was undeniable it was on it was like a that's how powerful their attraction was to each other that they put out this statement that we are in love or whatever the fuck the statement was

um to then have sex for the first time well kissing says a lot so i guess if they had their first kiss back back in february um i guess was kyle at that brunch that's fucking crazy um but i guess they were like separated like legally like they're not divorced yet in the state of new york and sierra keeps bringing that up see isn't reality tv fun like this is so like drama is like other people's drama is fun sorry i get it like i might just this might be my lane we're exploring reality tv commentary right now um what was i saying back to yeah yeah let's play this clip so that was when they first got together um whatever let's play this one the day that the rumors drop don't hear from her until like that night okay hi checking

in the internet is on one right now and i feel like everything i do is under a microscope i can't believe i'm even having to text you this right now but west and i are very much so just friends i'm sad we're even having to discuss this yeah and so hold on to be clear you were hooking up at that time god andy looks so tired like we're all fatigued but like he's probably so over this shit talking everything was pg everything that was happening between us was pg and everything started with conversation and emotion. Why continue to lie? Like, can't you just tell us when things...

Like, when did you guys hook up for the first time? With a guy that I used to... With a guy that I used to date. Anyway, so, and then I said, so I can expect for there to be no photos or videos coming out because I feel like it's such a widespread rumor for there to be no veracity to it. She goes, nope, nothing different than what I've posted myself.

People have just seen us with each other more and more and are being psychos. I hear what you're saying, but I feel like I can't even exist right now without people overanalyzing everything I do. And so I go, okay, sir, for clarity, since I don't really feel like you're making it clear, you and Wes haven't hooked up, made out, held hands under table, or had sex. I just get a correct. And I lied.

100% lied. She would, all of a sudden, for the first time in five years, your location would go up? Drama. Okay, so she's a terrible friend. We know this. I wish she was just more upfront about how she felt about him. And, or if they were, if they were smart, they would have, it's like, get through your divorce, bitch. I just said bitch weird, biatch. I was trying to do bitch and biatch at the same time. Just like, do you know what I mean? Like, couldn't you have like done it the correct way? like break up properly like yeah you could develop emotions for someone while you're

going through it with your marriage and you're planning a divorce and going through like you just had to like do it this way I don't know how old are these people I feel like they're too old it's like so high school drama but it never ends that's why reality reality tv really highlights that what's this clip. Ciara, when and why did you first suspect that something was going on between West

and Amanda? First day would be January 17th because I went to call Amanda to invite her out to drinks with me and Mia and her location was at West's house. And so I had called when she didn't answer and then texted and didn't answer.

He answered in 30 minutes. You did. After Mia put us in a group chat to see if you would respond. But, like, when I initially called you, you didn't answer. So I was like, hmm, that's so weird. Like, why would she be at Wes's... I'm speaking. So I was like, hmm, that's weird. Why would she be at Wes's house? Because Wes was there for me all summer and was checking in... And where was I?

Also there for... Where was I? Also there for me. Where was I? But when he asked me to get a drink... No, say it again. Where was I? You were also there for me, and I'm not discrediting that. have i asked you to hang out and you have either blown me off okay so was west doing the classic

like a woman's in a vulnerable vulnerable position and then he like comes in and like does the white knight thing to amanda is that what happened i didn't watch the show that's like the vibe i'm getting so then when a man is just like there for you and you're already friends because you live in this house all summer i'm assuming because it's called summer house and you get really close to all these people because of that just being in in the the nature of being under the same roof for a long time and it's like no shit you develop feelings you know what I mean like no shit this stuff happens but I'm sorry I feel like it's I think they're all like too old for it now like this makes sense for young young like like 20s early 20s but didn't

this show start when they were in their early 20s I think they're just like too old for it now Like, at a certain age, why are you staying in a house all summer with a bunch of 40-year-olds? Like, going out at, like, starting your night at 11 p.m., like, taking shots, going to the bars and staying out till, like, you're still in college. Like, I feel like, I don't know. Is there a new, is there going to be, like, a new cast or, like, I don't know. Or is it, like, Vanderpump? Like, there's just, it's kind of, like, one cast. one ride. The show had like one ride, multiple seasons, but the same people. Um, okay. So that's

your summer house drama. Uh, love Island drama. Okay. So how are we on time? Oh, what else is going on? Chloe told Tristan to get a vasectomy or something. I don't know. he was on her podcast. Jeff Bezos is rocket blew up. Um, okay. The data centers, you guys, we need to talk about data centers because what the fuck is going on? okay um i i thought that the people behind these data centers were the same people who always preach about like they've always preached about protecting the environment and you know we need to eliminate

fossil fuels and we all need to drive electric cars and the world remember the like these are the people that like created the the world the world's gonna end because there's so many chemtrails or not chemtrails what the fuck's in the air the world's gonna end by 2050 and they had the the the world's gonna end clock do you guys remember that clock that was counting down to when the world was gonna end because of the ozone layer collapsing or whatever like and now there's like 4 000 data centers the size of 15 Costco's combined like that's that's how big one data center is across the U.S. right now they're just building they're destroying the environment with them so

like what happened to this woke environment like let's protect the environment shit um something is up I don't trust these data centers um I feel like the best explanation I've heard about them is that it's kind of similar or it's gonna be I mean most likely I have a very strong gut feeling about this it's gonna be like when the first computer was built and it was the size of a gymnasium like the computer was a room like a big ass room but as the speed of the chip improved over time and the the the hardware for computers was able to get smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and now we have iPhones we can fit in our pocket and the chip is so tiny now like it's faster and everything so we don't need

gymnasium sized computers so with these data centers i feel like this is phase one of ai and the rollout where we're gonna have these costco 15 costco's combined size data centers across the u.s um that are gonna be a fucking eyesore and they're gonna collect dust in the future. Um, or they'll just be used for human trafficking. There's, there's, I swear to God, like this is some bullshit. Like there's probably, there's going to be fuckery. There's going to be tunnels connecting to all of them. There's going to be some sort of military operation shit going on. Like who the fuck knows? Um, I don't think it's just going to be servers and wires filling these things. Um, and a shit ton of water cooling and cooling them down from in the pipes. Like

I think it's I feel like something's up I just it's just strange um and especially the volume we have here in the U.S. compared to other countries with data centers um like we have an obnoxious amount compared to other countries but I'm saying that it's gonna be like you're going to drive through small town america in i'll give it five years with the speed of or with how fast ai is moving i mean i can see how unnecessary these data centers are going to become in five years like eventually it won't need to be that big like this the servers and the I mean you can't create matter cannot be what's the fucking analogy I'm thinking of like every time you send your grandma a Facebook message that exists in a physical way or whatever

because of like it doesn't just exist in a cloud like it's a physical thing that happens in a data center or on a server somewhere right and so when you have all these calculations and things happening with your AI bots, your chat, GBT, Claude, like type things happening at this crazy rate. Like you need more physical space to house that information happening. Um, so I understand the data centers, but what if just like the chip getting faster and smaller and smaller and smaller over time when the computer rolled out like what if that the same thing happens with AI where you won't need that giant ass building and it could be the size of a phone booth someday like in five years like what if that happens then what then what

what can we do with these data centers like let's say that happens then eventually they're not needed. Um, it would be a good use for these data centers. It would be like, what would be fun to do in just a big ass, like 10 Costco's combined size building. Just like a fucking massive go-kart track inside. I would love that because the thing about go-kart tracks is they're never long enough. It's like never a long enough ride. You can only go around four times. It's like a bunch of bullshit if it was the size of a data center if the go-kart track could be that big that'd be yeah that'd be pretty sweet but yeah we'll see we'll see what happens this guy i love him or i don't love him but like he always makes interesting videos james lee on instagram

the caption over his videos they want us dead he's kind of like mr conspiracy guy like mr trying to find the truth, figure things out with the government and what's going on in the world, like the wars. And, you know, I'm not religious about everything he says, or I don't, um, look, I like when people ask questions. I like when people think outside of the box, I do that myself. It doesn't rule my life though. I don't like go crazy over this stuff, but here you go oh it's muted great fabulous this is what it sounds like to live right next to an ai data center take a listen data centers are also sucking up so much water that parts of the rio grande are now bone dry

no more water and if you're lucky enough to still have water it's extremely toxic and polluted this is where i fill up water for storage those are the things we have to fill up to flush the toilets so you can see the sediment from the data center god damn it it's always the toilet wall it's always like it it's always this these poor people in these in these small towns wow and that's just from the water coming out of your faucet yeah and if you so dare oppose any of this then you must be a bot or a paid ccp spy according to representative anna paulina luna in fact according to new reporting from ken clippenstein there is now a new intelligence agency that has been created specifically to track ai or anti-ai data center critics and protesting the construction of new

ai data centers could actually land you on the domestic terror watch list sign me the fuck up I'm skeptical. Like, obviously it's strange. And this is the thing about AI. It's like, there's no, um, conversation happening, um, about the impact of it, the environmental impact. I mean, yes, there is a conversation happening, but it's like, they're going to do it anyways. Like all of this stuff right now is like too far gone. Like the data data centers are here. We're outsourcing our, our minds to, to chat GPT about every fucking decision we need to make in our lives. Now, like people are developing crushes on their AI bots and like they're in a AI, um, their VR porn world, uh, they're getting off and you got the idea. Like everything is just like

that now and it's here, but it's like, Hey, slow it the fuck down. Like it's, it hurts my brain to think about how it's like when Spencer Pratt said, like at the debate, like he, you know, when they asked him about his qualifications and him, um, being able to take on the task of being the mayor of LA. He's like, he made a great point. Like all of Karen Bass and all of these other politicians have a team. It's not like they, they're not, he's like, he's like, I'm going to be the adult in the room. Like that's what it's come to. And it's like, someone needs to be the adult in the room when it comes to AI and put their fucking foot down and pump the breaks a little bit. And I don't know, I just feel like it's being done recklessly and it's like

drinking water out of a fire hose. Like you can't escape AI. You're just like, it's here. It's my, it's like, I can't, this is how things are going to work now. And I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm not anti anti AI. I'm not anti, you know, I'm not one of those people that's like, get rid of all of it. I think it's an amazing tool. I think, you know, I use it pretty regularly. Um, I think the smartest thing that you can do is feel it instead of fight it. Uh, just, yeah, if you can't beat it, join it, just like learn to, I think learning is the best defense, like being educated about it and, and learning is how you can use it to your benefit. And, but at the same time, It's like they're flattening small towns and taking out, or taking up all this land to build these ugly, I mean, how, it's, let's see how much they need to, it needs to be powered, or, oh my god, I can do it.

1pm, we got this. um oh my god a hyperscale data center is oh the water consumption let's talk about data center water consumption so not only not only are data centers the size of 15 costcos combined okay A hyperscale data center would need the water, would consume the amount of water of 400 Costco's a day, which would be 3 million gallons of water daily. By comparison, a highly active retail warehouse like Costco, like a single Costco, roughly uses 7,500 gallons of water per day. Meaning one data center can drain as much water as several hundred retail warehouses combined per day. Yeah. so um hmm seems legit seems like it's totally a-okay and like we don't need to even question

this I don't know this is so fucking sad to me but we've been destroying our planet for all of time and we've been like building all it's just like what it is you know but again I feel like they're gonna be unnecessary at a certain point like data centers will be fully obsolete and it's just gonna be yeah like a little phone booth every uh like one every 10 states so five total in this country the size of a phone booth to power the whole fucking country's ali because it's gonna to get so optimized and fast and it's going to improve itself to the point where it's going to be microscopic the amount of space i don't know that it needs to store data or whatever release data okay you guys i have matthew perry and then i have the new ferrari ev

and then i have fucked up news which is basically a man using his penis to pull a police car down the street. And he actually tied a rope to his dick, fucking towed it. And then people eating clay pots. What do we want to do? Should we do this, this Ferrari? You guys, the Matthew Perry thing is sad. I have a timeline here of what happened. Essentially he, his assistant is going to prison or for like three years for because he's the one who injected him with the final ketamine dose that ultimately killed him but then the the ketamine queen girl she's also like the one responsible for dealing it is also going to prison it's just so sad like if you look at the timeline of the final day yeah his last his last words are

like the last thing he's he told his assistant was shoot me up with a big one he had a problem it's sad he struggled with addiction his whole life but um so he legitimately used ketamine for depression and anxiety like he he did ketamine therapy but then, and at the time, like he was getting ketamine, um, injected by a doctor, but then he was getting it on the side too, from dealers that were, you know, the, the under the table, whatever. I don't deal. I don't do. Have I done ketamine? Have, do we need to have this conversation unintentionally one time. Yes. And I don't need to talk about that. Sorry, mom. Um, like, like it wasn't, you guys, that was, that was a, um, a date story I've told on here way

back in the day. You know, I'm glad I've had my life experiences. Like, you know, like, I'm glad I but looking back I'm like a lot of things I did I'm like I would never put myself in those situations today like it's crazy I'm I'm such as little I'm such a little scaredy cat as I get older and when I look back at my younger self I'm like oh I had no fear and part of my thing in 2026 is to face my fears and to like let go of control and just like lean into things that scare me, but not ketamine. Okay. Like I would never, I mean, that was so stupid. It was so like, um, it wasn't even, it was, I didn't even feel anything. Honestly, I was already doing other things. Fuck. So it, um, but he, he was building up a tolerance, this ketamine

whatever. And he was like getting more and more of it. Um, but I'm like, what does it do? So it's surgical level sedation. So he had three different injections is the day he died. Matthew Perry was injected three different times. Um, and that week, like a few days before he died, he had a severe adverse reaction to a massive dose administered administered by a corrupt doctor yeah this doctor um cavorkian no fuck that guy we i looked him up last night i got down a doctor cavorkian rabbit hole his doctor was um um, Placentia, Dr. Placentia, or is that the ketamine queen's name? Anyways. Um, yeah, but he had a really bad reaction. His body froze up, his blood or

blood pressure spiked. He lost the ability to move or speak, um, just a few days before. So this was a major problem, but I'm like, what are you trying to feel? Like, is it just a disassociate it's like a sedative and then you disassociate it's addiction is so sad because people can't you can't just have like enough to like just like a couple drinks or like one hit of ketamine for the day sorry like you have to fucking it's never enough and it ultimately kills you like this is so fucking sad um i don't want to keep talking about sad things but i guess yeah his um his um assistant pleads guilty no he pleads guilty to one count of conspiracy to distribute ketamine

causing death he will he will be sentenced to three and a half years in prison yeah and he like deleted texts of that day of he's hit evidence instead of being straight up with the authorities and yeah but it's like you're when you're an assistant in hollywood i feel like the only way you'd be comfortable administering ketamine to your boss like if you're Matthew Perry's assistant is if you're like, I'm talking like you're putting needles in him, you're doing it too. Right. Or like you, maybe you're on a GLP one. I don't know. Maybe you're like into peptides. And so needles don't freak you out like that. Why do I feel like ketamine goes in a vein? Right. Like it's not a, it's not, you just stick it in an arm or a butt

cheek. It's like a, I feel like it's like an IV. So if you're doing an IV, I'm assuming that's what I'm picturing. I don't know. But yeah, that's just awful to live with that guilt and just. Okay. Ferrari, Ferrari. Here we go. The Ferrari loose. How do you say it? Luque, Lucci? It's Italian, so here we go. Let's play this video of this guy glazing the new Ferrari EV. And I'm going to tell you what I think about it. It's after Ferrari won their first ever race.

This is their first full EV, their first five-seater, and their first collaboration with Love From. It's a big car over five meters, but very sleek design. You've got lots of aero like these wings here at the back, tail lamps like the old 360s and 458s. There's a staggered wheel. meanwhile their stock just took a dip eight percent still set up with 24 inches at the rear as he's talking with these aero wheels then like the pura sangway you've got the motorized

rear hinged back doors revealing the five seat configuration the bench that you have in the back up front a lot has been said about the interior done with love from johnny ive and mark newson and this entirely new approach to the switch gear physical buttons the new screens and basically starting from the ground up the car is based over a 122 kilowatt hour battery pack good for about 530 kilometers of range 329 miles delivering 1050 horsepower 990 newton meters zero to 100 k's in 2.5 seconds zero to 200 k's in 6.8 seconds top speed 310 kilometers an hour but this guy's the greatest actor of all time there is no way he is saying all of these nice things about this ferrari EV and believing what he's saying. The interior is okay. The interior is okay. I like that

the back door does the Rolls Royce thing. It doesn't open the normal way. It opens the other way. You guys, this Ferrari EV looks like a Hyundai Sonata or people are comparing it to the nissan leaf this is a nissan this is a honda this is a honda accord this is not a ferrari this is an embarrassment to who's rolling in their grave right now who's like the guy oh gee ferrari guy um like i can't say his name enzo ferrari giuseppe enzo enzo what a name enzo anselmo giuseppe maria ferrari it's like juan pedro rodriguez gonzalez sanchez it's like why didn't i get 10 names mom and dad like um yeah it's a piece of shit let's read about it

it's this you guys it's like it's like the most this car is if a tech bro was a car like it's so bitch and not in the way a Tesla's a bit

like a bitch car like the look of a Tesla's like it's like a The Prius, the way the Prius, it's, you guys get the fucking vibes or the gist. I'm falling asleep. Do I need another bite of this meat stick? Blood sugar is dipping. Why is my blood sugar dipping? I don't know. Go listen to the secret project series. How much does it cost? 600 grand. okay so what what are the specs on it how heavy is it like how do you even say it ferrari loose

ferrari um the specifications here are it's five four four door five seater delivering 1030 1035 horsepower wait a minute why okay sometimes when you say a word and you keep saying it it sounds weird

why does 1035 saying 1035 why does that hurt my brain right now am I saying that wrong wait a thousand thirty-five a thousand and thirty-five a hundred and three a thousand and thirty-five to the thousand and thirty-five okay i need to shut the fuck up um and accelerates from zero 100 in two and a half seconds okay um yeah it's a piece of shit so happy for them it's like how

did they okay this is such a big deal it's like their first ever uh fully electric ferrari it's like, how did this get through all of the approvals? It's like, you've got a bunch of fucking, that's the issue. Who's on the team? Who's on the team? Who designed, who designed the Ferrari loose? Let's look at a picture and that'll tell us everything we need to know let's see what their chin looks like okay this is a car for men without a chin this is a this is a a beta silicon valley tech bro car you think you're cool because it's all electric and you're not polluting the environment with Fossil fuels

But you drive this to your Silicon Valley AI Job Telling yourself that It's so cool because it's a Ferrari and it's an EV But you're also building But you also just Rototilled a small

Town's Only land They've ever had in that small town to plant crops on. And, and you're, you're building a building, an AI data center, the size of 15 Costco's that will also be, that will also drain the river of that small town, drain the water of the river of that small town, um, to cool it. within a year and you drive to the you drive to the site you drive to the job site and you're Ferrari loose um and the dog is barking and I need to end the show what time is it Louie

it's probably an Amazon package he made it you guys he didn't choke on his ponies okay lou bear i love calling him lou bear oh person at the door um can you imagine seeing this drive up to drive through this ferrari ev driving through a small town and showing like the the guy in charge he puts on a fucking hard hat to feel something and gets out of his Ferrari loose at the data center job site. These are the biggest pieces of shit. I'm going to compare tech bros to Hitler's. Oh my God. Louie, come here, Bubba. I never yell at him. I'm so sweet. Give me your sweetie pie. Sorry. You guys are in the

room with me. You're hanging out. We're, we're here. We're with the dogs. We're podcasting. We're talking about, we're comparing Silicon Valley tech bros to Hitler's Nazi, uh, uh, regime. It's hard for me to see a difference. truly the destruction they're causing in this on this planet is not to be compared to the death of human beings during the holocaust like that cannot be compared it will never be ever i'm not even comparing it I'm just saying vibes they're destroying the the the minds of they're just destroying the the cognitive function in their melt of human lives in a it's like a slow death you know sure they're not throwing us in a furnace you know

you guys are they gonna do some fucking gas chamber shit in these I need to stop I'm sorry like just mass they're not killing us that way they're not you know starving us but they're they're impregnating our minds with this ai bullshit all day long they're causing us to be reliant on these tools they build that are so against our biology that it could be argued that these ai tech bros who's the guy i'm not gonna say elon no he's not even it's the fucking sam not darnold sam altman he's the guy he's the he's the supreme leader of this shit

i know there's like other guys i know there's like who are the guys that like a level above the own the tech like the black rock i don't fucking know how anything works there's like another layer deeper there's always like two layers deeper um pulling all the strings and running the shit running the show but man it doesn't feel good like it just doesn't feel good like seeing a data center doesn't feel good seeing the way my mind works slowly lose its I'm like see how slow I'm talking it's because

of it's because of Sam Altman I am declining I am my cognitive function I'm you guys 32 year olds are going to have Alzheimer's because of AI are going to develop it earlier or like there's going to be

Like, do kids even need to, like, think? Do we need to have any thinking skills? That's why you have to resist. You have to, like, read a book. You have to fucking look at nature, go outside. You all like this. You really, and it's a motherfucker. Like, last night I'm in bed and Corey's trying to, like, get some attention and, like, hey, let's cuddle.

And I'm just, like, hold on. I need to go on this furniture website for five more minutes. I'm busy. Like I need to look at my phone right now. Like it's killing art. It's killing everything. The technology I'm spiraling, not trying to like doom and gloom right now.

These daughter centers are pretty doom and gloom. But damn, Does eating make me feel better About it all Just chewing on a Chomps beef stick You know what also doesn't feel good Let's spiral

Let's go a layer deeper As I'm eating this beef stick Factory farming The mass murder of cows on an assembly line To make this motherfucking chomps beef stick man uses his penis to pull a car down the street to raise awareness for prostate cancer okay so this was in the uk or was it in france his picture is so his face is so crazy

okay so he's a strong man and he believes he became the first person in the world to pull a car with his penis while on fire they didn't mention he was on fire in the headline and he insists that the fantastical phallic phallic stunt was a bid to raise awareness for prostate cancer so he's burning alive dragging a police car with his penis with a rope attached to his penis john stevenson this is by the way this is the fucked up news segment we're we're moving on from the data centers john stevenson 50 hauled a two-ton french police car 131 feet that's it along a residential street using his manhood after being set ablaze he completed the bizarre challenge in halifax west yorkshire england so it wasn't

england yorkshire england on thursday april 30th as baffled residents watched on using a tow rope attached to his penis stevenson was able to pull the renault clio rs police car along the road and despite admitting it hurt quite a bit the dad of three said everything was still intact well he's done having kids Um, the martial arts, you guys, the image of the rope and like his dick, it's like they show it. Um, it's pretty graphic. The martial arts expert and former bare knuckle fighter has previously hit the headlines for pulling a car using his testicles and pulling a car while his head was on fire. Oh, so this isn't his first time.

So he decided to combine both to raise awareness for men's health issues. I've pulled a car with my testicles before and I've pulled a car on fire so I thought why not combine both blah blah. It hurt quite a bit but my mind was focused on being on fire and I just plowed on and pulled it around 40 meters. I doused myself in lighter fluid and the wind was against me a bit so it took quite a couple it took a couple of attempts. I've got a few marks down. I've got a few mocks down there, but everything is still intact. So hopefully no harm done. What a piece of shit. That's my favorite phrase. I love saying they're just an absolute piece of shit. The Ferrari EV is a piece of shit. Wes Wilson's a piece of shit. This guy in the UK

pulling a police car with his penis is a piece of shit. These data, dare I say the data centers are a piece of shit. The data centers are the biggest piece of shit. These people eating clay pots on Tik TOK are also a piece of shit. Let's, uh, move on. Why Tik TOKers are eating mini clay pots in bizarre trend and what they can do to your body. Okay. So come to find out to, should I spoil it? It's not a spoiler really. Um, yes, they're eating clay pots. It is clay. It's crunchy clay it's it's it's a clay pot these people on tiktok are chewing on clay pots and they're putting fucking tahini and lime on it like it's a taco or the rim of a margarita glass so viral videos show users filling miniature clay pots with lime juice and dusting them

in tahini and eating them like a whole crunchy earthy snack. Okay. Trend was sparked by creator Janet Herrera, who began craving dirt during her recent pregnancy. Craving dirt is wild. Let's have a late night snack, the new mom said in one clip, popping a tiny clay vessel in her mouth and closing her eyes in delight. Man, that was so good god people will literally do anything for a check like anything for a viral moment like they'll eat clay they'll literally eat a kiln a kiln fired clay pot here we go here are some videos of of uh people eating them all right so you guys wanted me to try these again this time i think it's like an asmr thing

them in water um and so I soaked them in water and then I also put some lemon juice in there I don't have any chamoy so just imagine like a terracotta colored pot on your mom's deck or whatever with flowers in it it's like a terracotta color but mini the size of trying to be really specific like the tip of a hot dog no like that's yeah kind of like the tip of a hot dog sure i'm going to use some old base seasoning and yeah this is what they look like absolutely not absolutely not okay my teeth would be destroyed uh-uh i've been seeing people eating these red little clay pots with lime and salt and daheen

so today we're going to try them i bought a bunch of these little pots and like red clay pieces it says edible but you know i googled it it didn't say it was edible we're still gonna try it i find this so bizarre but is this a recession indicator yeah this is like a such a classic recession indicator type fucking thing because not only are they killing two birds with one stone they're eating they're finding things around the house they're eating their clay pots okay they're also making money because it's so by filming themselves eating it on tiktok because it's so ridiculous all right i'm back no you're not absolutely not i just cannot so come to find out this is i guess a little spoiler this is called yarrow de bar de barro clay jar in spanish yarrow de barro

barro yarrow de barro you roll the double r right yarrow de barro is a traditional mexican clay vessel or mug deeply rooted in indigenous culture these iconic pieces are used to serve hot chocolate aguas frescas and cafe de ola oh yeah oh yeah cafe de ola oh yeah they are celebrated for their earthy aroma and ability to naturally regulate beverage temperatures so they're edible a fascinating unique aspect of barro culture is barro barro is maybe it is just barro no barro um is edible clay in some regional traditions small broken jars are ground down or pieces are consumed to satisfy mineral deficiencies or simply to enjoy the earthy flavor and crunchy texture

okay i really need some views you guys i need some downloads i think i'm going to do this next episode okay retard maxing is the art of never thinking overthinking doesn't exist you don't even use your frontal lobe anymore logic's thrown out the window you're simply just taking action you're in flow state you're not questioning or trying to overanalyze what you're doing being retarded you have a thought process you're not trying to calculate what the outcome may be i think there'd be a lot more progression in the world if everybody adopted the lifestyle of retard maxing it's not a mindset mindset revolves you know you got to be in your head it's an outer body experience it's with your gut it's like your intrusive thoughts become real life you're just

taking action and you're learning you're building lore you're building experience return okay so like i'm taking inspiration taking inspiration from people eating clay pots right now and i'm looking at my environment i'm like what could i eat how could I retard max how could I take action and have how about this stuffed squishy whale on my desk you guys I think this is like an indication the episode needs to end absolutely it absolutely needs to end so the internet is a wild place every week it's something new and something stupid and that's what makes it fun right or are we like or do you prefer listening to meaningful content and like

like or do you prefer listening to you know maybe you guys listen to Stephen this week Stephen has a lot of Stephen um I don't know his last name Bart Barlett he has a podcast he's Steven, Steven, the podcaster, he has a lot of wellnessy human optimization type people on, um, people that give a shit about important things like cold plunging, like, you know, uh, finances. Like, he has, like, some good quality guests where they talk about helpful topics that, you know, don't include waking up at 4 a.m. and, yeah, sitting in ice to start your day. um anyways yeah maybe like more meaningful content um less stupid content like reality tv and people pulling cars with their penises and eating pots um like like steven this week telling the world that he had three glasses of wine and it it took him three days to recover or some shit like Like he, like breaking news, wine made me hang up, gave me a hangover, like a debilitating

hangover, three glasses of wine, took him out for three days. Hey, hey, Steven, it sounds like you need to build up that tolerance, okay? It sounds like you need to have a, you need to have three a night, okay? you stupid. I love him by the way. I think he's a cool guy and he's, I like a lot of his podcasts episodes. Like I do honestly.

Cause when you're someone who's like doing breath work, sound baths, I'm assuming he does like a lot of this morning routine shit that his guests brainwash him into doing journaling. Like I'm assuming you're like not hitting the bottle very often, or maybe that he, maybe he has a glass, a glass of wine with dinner every quarter or like maybe once or twice a year or whatever he needs. Like, Hey, I remember when I was 16 and realized like, shit, a half of a fifth of Grey Goose in one sitting within 15 minutes and then doing something

stupid and like somehow going upside down over a couch and like being a jackass is gonna is gonna make me shit white the next day I'm gonna lose all the bile in my body because I'm gonna have liver toxicity poisoning or something and I'm gonna that night I'm gonna puke up everything I ate that day and you know yeah no shit like lesson learned I need to step up my consumption of alcohol so that doesn't make a dent for three days so Steven those three glasses of wine wouldn't have made a dent for three days if you were an alcoholic you stupid have a glass of wine with dinner every night steven and your life will change okay i'm currently not drinking

at all but like i haven't for a long time and i know that when i have my first glass of wine or cocktail or whatever, I know it's going to take me out a little harder than usual because of, because of how long I've been off of it. So it's all about using your head, being smart. Don't have three glasses of wine. If you never drink and expect to bounce back the next day. Um, he probably should have taken a little more pre-drinking. What is it called?

NAC. You're like liquid, the dose for your liver drink that everyone's promoting now. He didn't hydrate properly. He doesn't drink enough. The end of the story is he doesn't drink enough. Okay. So that's the episode. It's one 30. Jimmy's passed out in front of me. I love you. You're so sweet. You've been here since that first episode and you were just a puppy and today you're five years old and you're perfect. And I love you. Okay. So, well, I don't know when, okay i don't know when the secret tailbone is is numb hold on tailbone is numb i don't know when the secret project will be coming back like the reason it's on a hiatus is because it's not good for the algorithm to have these fucking grayed out thumbnails i've

been making. It's just not good to have these titles that say secret project. Like I need, I need a, from a business perspective, it's not, it's not the best to just continue this for 13 episodes called secret project. So it's not done. It's going to be, and you have to listen to the first four, like the last four episodes I made to understand what's going on, but there's going to be like a break for maybe a couple like this episode maybe the next maybe up to four and then it'll be secret project reveal sometime in June and then it won't be a secret project anymore okay so that'll be how the cookie crumbles and anyways please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now I'm on

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