The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 428- Knicks vs. Spurs, Belmont's Dance, & The Female Gaze Crisis

Episode Date: June 14, 2026

Women can't agree on what's attractive and Belmont Cameli's viral dance may have been the final nail in the coffin. We're discussing the internet's divided reaction, Knicks vs. Spurs and the NBA Finals conversation, the Michael Jackson verdict Netflix documentary, and why Jaafar Jackson's performance in the Michael Jackson biopic still has me in shock.Also: The Eternal Sunshine Tour and Ariana Grande discourse, Kalshi and Polymarket prediction markets explained, Bonnie Blue's disturbing "golden shower" baby shower plans, Golden Tempo's Belmont Stakes victory after winning the Kentucky Derby, the American college student that went missing in Japan, and we finally ask, "WTF is HYROX?"Life updates include witnessing a car chase, people-watching at a porn shop, my obsession with Golden Tempo, and the usual collection of completely unnecessary rants and observations that somehow continue to make it into this public podcast.Thanks for listening and supporting the show! Enjoy! 🥰REVIEW THE SHOW ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://open.spotify.com/show/4ijzUBunTIHgVmahB0ISEN BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KEEP IN TOUCH!INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe EMAIL THE SHOW!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MY MUSIC GUY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. I've got a great episode for you today. We're going to get liquid and stay loose, aka we're going to vibe. All right. We're going to get liquid and stay loose. Theme of the episode. All right. I'm going to be sharing the good word of my life and the good word of the world with you today as we get liquid and stay loose. all right elon musk is the first trillionaire breaking news whatever um honestly i don't give a shit but we're gonna start the episode off with the most breaking hot button headline of the day for the algorithm elon musk and this is for the algorithm elon musk is the world's first trillionaire T-R-I-L-L-I-O-N-A-I-R-E. Elon Musk is, if you spell it out, will the bots like understand it

better? Elon. Okay. Okay. There's, so there's that. Fuck it. Okay. And then by the way, if you're a girl right now, this is a side tangent. If you're a girl listening right now, who's currently sexually confused by that Belmont camelli dancing video, Belmont camelli, the actor from the new Amazon prime series off campus. If you're currently sexually confused by him dancing at the killer Roy concert, I'm going to have a word with you in a minute. Okay. We're going to be covering, we're going to be covering that video a lot today. That's going to be the meat in the potatoes of the episode. Um, I'm going to, yeah, I'll have a, I'll have a word with you in a minute. Okay. I, by, by sexually confused, I mean, you probably claim that you got the ick.

Okay. What that tells me is that your, your reproductive system is not working properly. Um, when you saw this man dancing and gyrating his lower body, um this is very confusing for people to have no idea what i'm talking about i'm sorry like this is all over the place um we're gonna dissect that okay anyways moving on uh do i say this now do i say this now you guys i am sleep deprived i do say this because the secret project is officially over i am out of the closet now publicly i'm not putting it behind a secret project thumbnail. I'm not, I'm not doing that anymore. I'm not hiding this. If you're listening to my episodes, or if you're listening to my podcast, I consider you a close friend, a family

member. This is an intimate relationship. I trust you. I value you. I love you. Thank you for choosing my show today. Okay. Thank you for being here. If you're new, by the way, thank you. um, this is exclusive information. Um, I am sleep deprived by the way. It's, it's Friday, June 12th at 11 56 AM because I was up researching strollers until 3 AM last night. This is my passion now as a mother to be okay. Yes, you guys, I am with child. And, um, for that reason, yes, we're going to vibe. We're going to vibe today. Cause I'm, I'm sleep deprived because I've been up researching strollers. We're going to vibe. We're going to get like where we're gonna stay loose on that note please hit that subscribe button wherever and on that note please

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it's five dollars a month go check it out it's my little subscription service check it out patreon.com slash tjms yeah all right so cat's out of the bag it's kind of been out of the bag but I've been um really shy about how I want to go about telling you guys and I've been doing it literally ever so I did this is like this is how my brain works I'm like I'm gonna do a secret project where you have to listen to the episode under stuff to figure out that I'm pregnant right I did four episodes in a row of that and then I was like wait why am I fucking doing this I'm just gonna start like I'm just gonna say it right the thing is is that you're not gonna get the full like pregnancy story and how I'm feeling and how far along I am and is how

big's the baby mango this week it's an orange it's banana like you're not did we just do a fucking gender reveal. God damn it. Do I have to edit those out? I'm going to decide, wait, do I decide right now if I'm going to edit that? God damn it. Fuck. I haven't even posted online publicly. Like, you know how you do the, we're pregnant for the couples. Hey, we're pregnant photo shoot on the beach or in a field or whatever. Like I haven't even done that yet. By the way, that's happening Monday. Um, Corey and I are taking our, Hey, we're pregnant photos. Cute bump photos. Um, here I am oversharing every fucking detail. Okay. So life updates, let's keep it moving. So let's set the scene. So it's, it's noon. It's Friday. We're halfway

through June. I'm sleep deprived. And then I proceeded to work out this morning at a normal time because it's like the sleep deprivation hit me now. But when I woke up in my, my normal five 30 gym time, I felt weirdly like, okay. And while rested and energized, um, I'm in this stage of, I'm not talking about pregnancy. We're not doing the whole, like, how, I guess I'll just, how can I not explain how I'm feeling while I tell this story? I'm at the high energy stage. Like I feel great. I feel energized. I feel amazing. Yeah. Very blessed in that way. Everything's going extremely well. Cool. Um, so I woke up and I was like, I'm going to get on the Stairmaster and I'm going to sweat it out before I podcast today. I'm like two hours of sleep.

Um, so that's what I did this morning. And then yeah now it's noon and I'm like fuck I'm just starting this um I'm wearing what am I wearing okay we're trying out something new these are do I keep these on the whole the whole episode I'm wearing a Laker my like OG podcasting Lakers hat because we are of course I'm going to talk about the Knicks Spurs game we're in the NBA finals okay I'm wearing an NBA hat and a Lakers hat. And then these giant aviators, right? Like, I don't know. Do I like, I'm looking at my camera. Do I like how, um, I feel like Brad Pitt and F1, by the way, that's like the biggest life hack for a straight man right now, listening to this podcast, um, or any straight gay, like whatever

you are doesn't matter whatever so the number one accessory if you're a man listening right now that you need in your wardrobe and and you might feel like this is too flashy this is too much this is this makes me look like I'm trying to like like maybe you think this is gonna make people think that you know that you're hot or think that you're hot. Um, it, it, it doesn't matter if this is my point by the same pair of sunglasses, Brad Pitt wears an F one, the aviator gold framed ombre sunglasses and wear those as your like main sunglasses. Whenever you go to an event, you know, it's, it's the perfect going to an event outside frame. Okay. That gold frame with that ombre, maybe you're tan, maybe you're wearing a full white summery outfit, like a

button down and a nice like linen pants or something. I don't know. I'm picturing something that goes really well with these sunglasses. Every man looks amazing in them. And I feel like I rarely see men wearing them. And the ones I see wearing them, I'm like, they know exactly what the fuck they're doing. It's a pushup bra. It's just like wearing a hat when you're a guy, it's a push-up bra okay I'm wearing them today but okay what how am I on why am I on this tangent um yeah what else are we wearing um lipstick is the max syrup luster luster glass lipstick favorite color we've got charlotte tilbury air airbrush flawless filter it's okay to breathe and breathe jacqueline it's okay it's okay to breathe you don't have to do

like a one breath, three hour podcast. You know what I mean? So we've got the flawless filter airbrush finish powder in the shade medium for the shine on camera. Cute. Okay. And then we've got a, this is controversial. I am drinking a caffeine. It's caffeine free diet Coke. Okay. we're getting liquid and we're staying loose. And the, um, the best spindrift flavor, in my opinion, the lemon spindrift to hydrate later after we drink the diet Coke. All right. So I witnessed a car chase breaking news or life update. I, excuse me. So these are a couple of things you've missed since we've last spoken. Okay. I witnessed a car chase and I've never witnessed a car chase, but it was, but after witnessing this car chase, I was like, damn,

I, I could be a cop. I would fuck. Okay. I, I wish I was a cop. Like, thank you for your service. I know they, it's a very, um, you know, it's a tough job. It's you're very vulnerable out there. You never know what's going to happen. Your safety's always like high risk with these nut jobs that you chase down and have to pull over and you know, whatever, pull a gun on sometimes like it's a crazy job. But after witnessing this car chase, I'm like, okay, this is what happened. I pulled up to my gym. It was like 7am and sirens, right? Just tons of sirens. And then to my right, coming down the street, 20 cop cars, 20 cop cars in a row. And that was just the first wave of cop cars. And when I wasn't thinking about, or I thought about this after the fact,

I was like, wait a minute. Okay. So there was a couple of cars, just regular people, cars, not cop cars that were pulling over the side. But then there was this one, I think it was like an Acura. It looked like an Acura, this white Acura that was driving, you know, it's driving pretty fast, but I wasn't thinking about, oh, there, I wasn't thinking what seeing the 20 cop cars, this is a car chase. But then this white Acura goes by me decently fast and isn't pulling over cop cars are barreling down the street like you know like it was like 20 of them and then they get you know 20 of them pass and then all of a sudden like another 20 come around the corner and I'm like this is the best okay if I was a cop like I'd be having so this is like I don't know

this is fucked up to admit this would be fun as fuck okay I know it's like dangerous whatever but so they were chasing this this white Acura or Honda I don't I don't know I mean it honestly look like that. I mean, this could have been, we, you guys know my thoughts on the new EV Ferrari. Okay. Same body style as this car. Could have been a fucking white Ferrari EV. If they even make them in white, they can probably make them in any color. So next thing I know, it's like 40 cop cars. And then I see the canine unit and I was like, fuck, this is, I'm like, this shit's going down. Shit's going down. And I just like, I'm just like watching this parked at my gym. Like it's like a fucking movie and then next thing i know they're coming the other way down the street

so now they're going the other direction somehow this motherfucker did a u-turn or got turned around which is crazy because i'm like you have so many you 40 cop cars going down the street behind you and then you manage to turn around and go the other direction without them cutting you without anyone else cutting you off and like throwing the spikes down to stop you. No, this guy's managed to turn around and go down the other, go down the same street, the other direction. And then they were chasing him that way. And I was like, oh my God. And I was like, whoa, are there going to be helicopters? Like, are the, is the canine, like, am I going to see a dog like attack this guy? Are they going to throw the spikes? Like what's going to happen? I guess,

long story short this started in I believe Escondido okay so this was in Pacific Beach where I saw this car chase in San Diego but let's say this started like 40 miles north maybe not that far like 20 miles maybe north on the freeway and then it whipped all the way down to Peavey and then Ocean Beach and then I think they they got they put the spikes down in Bird rock. So it was like this huge, I'm like, how did he make it this far without someone shooting him in the head? Like, how did they not stop this? Um, so it was really impressive. I was like, oh my God, this is so fun. I just love, okay. It's bad. I don't know if this is bad to him. I think it's, I saw another car, I saw a car crash a couple of days ago and I was like,

there were bodies in the back of the ambulance. And I was just like, you know, this, this is the thing it makes you feel alive because it's real life it's not a movie you're watching it's not a true crime documentary you're watching on Netflix it's real life so really puts you on alert you're like holy shit something's going down and um yeah I like feeling alive I guess maybe I should I should be more of an adrenaline junk junkie than I am like I should seek out death more often or sketchy situations more often but I don't I love comfort I love the safety of my own home um I love yeah being indoors and away from public crowded spaces because I do have a phobia of it's like well there's I swear to god

every every day this week it's like shooting here shooting there so it's like you're not safe anywhere anymore. Um, which is, it just feels, it just, yeah. But anyway, so I witnessed a car chase and then other life update. These are pretty brief today, by the way. Um, and what we need to talk about the next spurs. I, okay. So there was this new Starbucks that I wanted to test out and they just built it. So I was like, oh, I'm going to go through the drive-thru and see what's up. Right. And, um, that's a great business to get into, by the way, if you're a contract and what would it be a developer or you have, you have a contract with Starbucks where all you do is build Starbucks's

that'd be a great business to be in. I feel like, cause they're popping. I feel like they shut a lot down and then they're also popping up everywhere all the time. I don't know. There's a, there's a lot of Starbucks around me or like new ones popping up. So I'm like, all right, I'm going to this new Starbucks and you know, I get my egg bites. I get my decaf iced coffee. Boring. I know, but I, I can't, it's just the caffeine situation during pregnancy. It's depressing, but whatever. Um, I miss feeling something like I miss getting, okay. Like the whole like like get liquid and stay loose like I'm sober Sally like I'm not able to like actually get loose anymore um I have to like brainwash myself into thinking that I'm like having fun

getting loose like when I went to this birthday party I haven't updated you guys on the birthday party I went to the other week we were hanging out at this dive bar that I used to get hammered in and play pool in, uh, here in San Diego. And I was like, you know, everyone, we were just, everyone was like congratulating me. And, you know, I was seeing so many people I haven't seen forever. And, um, but man, being the sober one, it's so like, I don't know. It's I'm just, I've never done that before. Honestly. Like I've never been in that environment sober and it's just like not fun. It's like this. And then it also makes you realize like, why do I even drink? Like I'm not missing out on anything like list overhearing people's stupid conversations.

I'm like, okay. Um, but okay. So back to this. So basically what happened is this. So I go through the drive-thru, I get my egg bites, I get my decaf iced coffee. And upon pulling up to the window to receive this, to my right are these slats, wooden slats, obstructing my view of the porn shop next door. that i clocked as i came around the corner of the starbucks drive-thru i clocked that and i said oh there's a porn shop next door i want to peep in i want to see there's people in the parking lot

there's people walking in and out i want to as i pull up to the window like i want to i want to see what's up i want to i want to people watch right so it's taking a second you know it's a Starbucks. These baristas are probably decently new or they're getting acquainted with the drink orders and how to heat up the egg bites. So it was taking a second and I'm breaking my neck to see what's going on inside the porn shop. And I witnessed two things in this porn shop that absolutely made my fucking day. All right. It's not every day that you get to peep into a porn shop in a drive. But, um, first thing I witnessed was a woman who walked out of the, of the porn shop. She had something in her hand in a bag. It was a paper bag. I don't,

I couldn't decipher what it was. I didn't, I wasn't letting my mind wander. I can only assume what it was but I watched this woman walk out of the porn shop proceed to get into her Honda Accord that was very old this is probably an early 2000s Honda Accord and when she got out of so she was in the front seat for a while and I noticed she put her hair up in a ponytail and like a bun and then when she got out of the car I noticed she was holding a bunch of clothes that she was bringing back to her trunk to put in her trunk the clothes it seemed like she was just wearing and then this woman I went I that was just that just walked out as a woman turned into a man and my heart got heavy okay honestly my heart got heavy I go this is a this is a trans

person. Okay. Clearly a trans person who prior to going to the porn shop, she's, she's a woman, right? At, in the porn shop, she's a woman. And then, you know, what time of day was this? It was like 10 AM maybe on a Saturday. I was on the way to hit golf balls. Okay. That's what I was doing that day and then you know on the way to her car she's like okay now I have to be normal you know I have to go maybe he had she had kids and now she has to go play dad the the dad I don't know I'm just assuming like I can only imagine so yeah I watched this woman turn into a man it was just this wild thing where I'm like oh my god she put on she like took her shirt off, put on a big, it was like a big yellow t-shirt. I think it was a Padres t-shirt

hair back in a tight little bun, just basketball shorts. But I, you know, the, the first outfit was like mini skirt, fucking tights stripper. No, not strip reels. It was like some sort of, you know, girly pop shoe. And then, you know, gut was kind of hanging out of the, the mini skirt. It was like a crop top. Okay. Then it was a crop top long hair. Okay. So there, that was kind of the vibe. And then to see them switch it up like that and get out of their car and put the girly clothes in the back. I was like, kind of sad about that. This all happened while I was waiting on my egg bites and, and, uh, iced coffee, by the way, I was there for a good five minutes. Second thing I witnessed at this porn shop and man, this one really made my day because I was,

because I was like, God damn men. Just they're all the same. They never, not they're all the same. They never changed. Like many, it's not the whole, like this is not a many shit man man hater podcast okay I'm just saying like this really made my day because I was like it okay so the the second thing I witnessed at this porn shop was this elderly man I'm gonna put him at 89 years old I witnessed him get out of his car he had a little what do you call that like a paper boy hat like a one of those hats it's got a it's like what Bryson DeChambeau wears

when he plays golf one of those hats sweater like a sweater with a button-down shirt like a collar under the sweater you know like a crew neck, cashmere type sweater, collared shirt, khakis. Okay. Did he have a cane? I don't remember. Was he using any sort of like devices to help him walk? I can't remember, but I did clock. He walked in and he walked out really quickly. And I was like, Oh, he forgot something. And he, I guess so he forgot his wallet. So he was there to purchase something. He wasn't there to browse. and um i i ended up driving away before i could see him walk back out and um you know with a bag or something but the confidence on that in that manner like this is the thing it's like it's a

fucking it's an old shitty porn shop and not the greatest part of town i understand the first person i saw and they fit in right but this classy old man his whole vibe his was he in like what was he driving like a Honda CRV like just kind of like a typical old man car he like it's the ultimate like he doesn't give a fuck like the ultimate he's, he's not even, is he even aware of websites like adamneve.com, amazon.com? Like he can get this shit delivered. I don't know. Like the fact that he's still walking in and buying it straight from the, from the brick and mortar porn shop, getting his fix in person like that. I thought it was beautiful and it brought a tear to my eye I was like wow you know what

we're all just we all need a release you know it's even at 89 and we'll do whatever it takes to to uh get that and when you're 89 he just didn't give a fuck I was like that is so beautiful like I feel like guys like my husband like younger guys like they don't do that and it just it's so it was so old school and it brought me back in time. And I, um, I, I admired his confidence. Um, you know, I, I go into porn shops as like a joke. You know what I mean? I go in there. Ironically, I've done this multiple times on like dates where it's like, Hey, we're downtown and there's a hustler or whatever. What's it called? Hustler hustlers of Hollywood. And it's like a two story. There's like a fucking elevator and escalator

sex shop and there's like everything you can ever imagine sold there and it's fun to like when you're on a date with someone to like mess like just like dick around inside there and like laugh at everything because a lot of it is um it's not you know it's not it's for uh the sexually uh adventurous and extremely adventurous types okay have i ever placed a ball gag around my i will not be answering these questions all right one thing about being pregnant though horny as fuck hornier than i've ever been so um yeah so i witnessed a car chase i saw some fun things at a sex shop

um all right people watched a sex shop we watched the nba finals okay so we're watching the finals you guys let's talk about this nick spurs game okay it was game four it was in new york it was at the garden. It was very star studded. Okay. I have never seen so many celebrities in a basketball game. Um, if you're wondering, let's just get this out of the way right now. I am rooting for the Spurs. I hope they go all the way. All right. I let's also get this out of the way. Find Nick's fans to be extremely corny. I can't explain it. It's just a vibe I get. I don't bleed for New York like they do. I'm not from New York. I'm from the West coast. I went to New York once. I did make a post saying I would die for this city after being there for one day. Um, I'm not going

to redact that same. I'm just going to like, I, I do love New York. Okay. Um, I just find the fandom fucking annoying. Okay. They've been losers forever. And now they're in the streets acting feral, throwing eggs at Wemba Nyama and smashing cars. And it's like, Hey, I know the, the, the OG like Knicks fans don't claim them. They don't associate. Okay. But it's just like, the vibe is corny. Like being, okay. This is the thing too. When you're in major city and your team sucks, any like NBA, NFL, baseball, like the main, the main three sports that most Americans follow and watch and your team sucks. And they've always kind of sucked. And I don't know, like, I get, you can, you can always be a fan of them, but like,

if they get good, all of a sudden it's like, I know they're having their moment I'm very happy for them happy for them right like if I was one of those if I was a Knicks fan like I totally get it I know that feeling okay go Seahawks we just won the Super Bowl like I fucking love Seattle and like that's my team that I I bleed for okay right but um you kind of you need to be a little more like like they're not chill because they're like in shock that they won because they never win okay I'll give them that anyways I just find them corny. I find them annoying. Um, but these are my thoughts on the next Spurs game game four as a former high school point guard, like average high school point guard. Okay. I'm

shooting, shooting from the hip here. I honestly don't feel like I'm talking out of my ass. I feel like I could have coach this game better than the Spurs coach. I don't know his name coached it. It was the worst coaching I've ever seen in my life. Um, yeah, I'm shooting from the hip, but I do think this is, this is, this is an advanced, uh, analysis of that game. Um, as someone who is a former high school basketball point guard, okay. A female basketball player, um, former female basketball player. So pretty basic, pretty basic. Um, second half, let's talk about it. They're crushing the Knicks the first half they scored I believe 76 points in the first half I believe what 30 in the second half I don't know what the math is on that you know I do know the math what

was the final score wait 106 107 and Knicks one by one yeah so second half they were not playing smart and by smart they weren't playing what I mean is they weren't playing slow so they could have, they could have done the ultimate, the Spurs could have done the ultimate fuck boy NBA basketball team move on the Knicks in the second half of that game four. Okay. And they didn't, they weren't, they are just, they're not those guys. They're too young. They're just not, they're not dogs like that. Okay. And by dogs like that, I mean, they weren't thinking let's psychologically fuck with the Knicks. They're down by 30. Let's take control. Let's slow the game down. Every time we have possession of the ball, let's pass it around more. Let's use the clock more. Okay. They weren't

thinking like that because if you're a basketball player, if a foreign basketball player, you know that when you're losing by a lot and the other team, other team is taking their sweet ass time. It's so frustrating because you don't have time. You don't have time. You need as many possessions and as many opportunities to chip away and to close that gap in the score as possible. And so the faster they're playing the other team who's up by 30 or whatever, the more opportunities you have to close that gap and to come back. And that's exactly what the Spurs handed to the Knicks. possession after possession opportunity after opportunity to close the gap and that's it was so stupid because here's what they were doing they're playing selfish and women yama said this he's like we're playing greedy he said this in the post post game press conference he thought they were in he was in their head bitch you're not he doesn't know who he is yet

and he's young and um yeah he's dirty he plays a different brand of basketball i guess than they than we do here in the US which is basically UFC style over in Europe I guess I don't know that's what I've heard but you weren't in there I mean like yeah you were in their heads because you're 7'4 whatever just you're fucking annoying how tall you are and coordinated for being that tall but like they were every possession back to what I was saying about taking control, being fuck boys or like, just like shitheads and annoying to the other team and taunting them and getting into the minds of these Knicks players. Right. And like really like, like making them pissed. Um, they were coming down possession after possession,

shooting off threes really quick, laying it in really fast, fast breaking. They were acting like they were down by one or two, the whole game, even though they were up by 30. And so I cannot believe the coach didn't nip that in the ass I don't know if he did I don't know if that was a strategy or like some because when you're up by that much and you lose come on I can't imagine being a Spurs fan right now I'm pissed for that I'm so pissed for them like I am happy for the I'm happy for the Knicks fans but I'm I'm more actually am I just call them corn balls like they're annoying to me actually like i can understand i understand their happiness but i'm not happy for them genuinely i'm just like i'm more pissed off about

the spurs losing for me to even entertain i just i couldn't stand and i don't want to okay it's like hey why do i have to be such a hater on people's happiness but like just the, the jumping for joy after the Taylor Swift of it all. I don't know. It was just like, fuck off. Like I couldn't watch it. I was just like, so annoyed. I, I wish I could, if I loved New York, if I really like loved it as much as like these celebrities and these New Yorkers love their, their city, like I wouldn't be saying this right now, but I just, and the truth is I'm being so dramatic but like the truth is when the series started or when the playoff started I kind of clocked the Spurs is like I want this team to go all the way and so that's why I'm like

going so hard for the Spurs it's not because I hate the Knicks that I want them to lose it's like I just like want I just mentally now I have to like complete this mission in my mind I do not have money on the line by the way I'm not betting on this but um which we'll get into about De'Aaron, uh, this is the last name Fox. Okay. We'll talk about him and the worst play in NBA history. We'll talk about that in a second. Um, you know, we talk about sports here. Okay. This is a sport. This is whatever I'm interested in podcast. That's what we discuss here. This is a historic game. It's hard not to talk about it. Okay. But, um, anyways, I, yeah. So I just want that. I like, I really want us to go to game seven. I want this person. I just want to fucking

see it happen. I just think it'd be so fucking sick. And so we've got what game five tomorrow in San Antonio. Um, but yeah, I, I just think they played back to what I was saying. They played selfish. They're just, they weren't like, I remember when Brunson hit a three, they were down by like 20 and he hit a three in the third quarter and I was like yeah it's shit I just felt like an energy energy shift and yeah the momentum did shift and I just couldn't I think what happened this is what happened I think when the Spurs noticed the momentum shift and I when the Knicks started hitting shot after shot every possession they're they're making their shots i think the spurs panic these

guys were like we need to like still try super fucking hard so they can't you know close the gap and you know get the squirt or um you know what i'm saying excuse me close the gap and um creep up to us and they started they were playing just as fast right and that's the dumb part they needed to realize we're still up by 20 we're still up by you know 18 we're still up by 15 like yeah be smart you know or yeah still shoot the ball I don't mind about the threes I guess they um there was like eight three-point shots they um fired off in the second half or in the fourth I don't know which quarter what it was but um that was critiqued like they shouldn't have been doing that because they were up so much. I don't care that they were doing that. I just think they

should have been smart about when they shot those off, chill out, like use the clock and then shoot it. Um, but man, okay. What else happened? Okay. So then when it got close, okay, let's talk about when the Nick Spurs game got really fucking close and it was choke city by the Spurs. this pissed me off so much okay i am so mad i i i really i haven't stopped thinking about it since i watched it okay i really haven't stopped thinking about it so they were down by no they were up by one okay now let's talk about brunson's three-point shot and then ob tapping it in or whatever yeah that'll go down in history as one of the greatest plays in NBA history I mean that was

out of a movie like you couldn't have written that better I mean that was like how much how much time was on the clock then they were down it was like 10 it was like 104 10 maybe it was like 103, 106. Yeah, I can't remember the exact, but Brunson shot the three, Obi tipped it in, now they're up by one because I'm trying to think of the timeline.

So then, then, I'm just trying to remember because then at one point, De'Aaron Fox got the steal or the rebound and he hit the fast break and he went for the lay-in when they were up by one with 14 seconds left on the clock.

so that's more than enough time to dribble it out and win the fucking game and by the way he's been in this he's been in the NBA Fox has been in the NBA for nine seasons he's not a new guy okay he has no excuse other than he's gambling other than he's because how could you be that stupid and it wasn't even an open land when he went yeah when he fast took the fast break went to lay it in on the left it was ob was defending him and people are people are arguing was that um was that a foul you know and then everyone has done the slow motion at the screenshot at every single angle and they're like technically the contact of the ball happened first so anything after that negates a foul or it can't be a foul or I don't fucking know the fouls the fouling and

the foul calls were all over the place and that was an absolute shit show in this series or it has been an absolute shit show in this series I mean they're they're out they're at war out there okay it is it's very violent um and very physical which I love this kind I mean I prefer basketball all looking this way. Um, you know, like I like that the rest are like letting them play, but I need, it needs to be even, I don't know if it's been the most even, I know that was a huge comment about game three from the Knicks. They were like, Hey, how come we only went to the, the line three times or what was it? Eight times. And the, the Spurs went to the line 24 times in the second a half. I believe that was the controversy. And it's like, Hey, Hey, Nick's coach. Hey, pretty

simple. When Wemba and Yama is on the bench. Okay. That's when your guys feel empowered to go to the, go to the rim, drive to the hoop. Okay. And when they do that, that's usually, that's usually the main situation they get themselves in to draw the foul. Okay. And to go to the line, right? Unfortunately, Nick's coach, when Benyama doesn't sit on the bench very much, there weren't a lot of opportunities for them to go in there because they, they avoid the paint. They avoid laying it up when, when, uh, and drawing the foul when Wemby's in there. So duh, that's why the numbers ended up being what they were. Now, I think on both sides, it wasn't called evenly, like with of fouling in game three. I'm trying to remember what I witnessed where I was like, I just watched

Brunson get punched in the face. So obviously that was fucked up. And then I watched Castle get taken out and like nothing was called. So I don't know. But back to De'Aaron Fox, that was the worst play in NBA history. The final play, they ran the Spurs to try to win it. it was a sneaky backdoor little vibe and i i liked i liked what they were going with there um that would have been unbelievable if castle could have put it up real quick it just there was only like 1.2 seconds left um but yeah we've got game five on saturday i can't wait you guys i love watching sports like i i could do an entire like this could just be a sports podcast um i think it's it's really nice like my advice to women listening is um like

find it within you to or find a find a way to yeah enjoy watching sports or like get into it i don't know like how come i'm into it and i'm a chick i played sports i guess so there's that and then because this is the most like people like ironically say like i i'm a sports they're like i'm a pick me i like drinking beer like i'm obsessed with claudia because claudia asher from the toast her and ben have been doing this they did like a vlog on them trying to get tickets to the next game because they're huge knicks fans or or uh ben is especially and claudia is always like yeah i like beer we're gonna talk about basketball today yeah i like sports yeah i pay

attention to basketball and the NBA finals. And I, I, but she's saying it in an ironic way. And I'm like, there are some of us out here that are straight up. Like we're butch about it. Like we're actually like boys about it. Like we're not. And we're just like, that's how we like me this entire segment. Like, it's not he, he, ha ha. I like beer. No, like I will drink eight Coors lights at a bar, just like my husband does right along with him. As we watch the, the, you know, that's usually a fall thing. That's usually a football season thing at the specific bar we go to like, and that's what we, that's what I choose to do. And then I understand everything I'm watching on the TV. So I'm just saying like, it's fun when you're in a relationship, I guess,

when you can share sports together, because usually the guy likes sports. And so if you're a girl who also likes sports, it's fun for the whole family. Like it really is. And like we nonstop have talked about this and it's just fun when you can comprehend everything that's going on because look, let's be honest. We consume a lot of media as people now, men, women, children, babies. Okay. We're consuming a lot of digital media. Okay. So when you and your spouse or you and your boyfriend consume similar media and you're watching the same things, it makes it so much more fun around the dinner table because you have shit to talk about. And it's like, you're on this journey together. Yeah. So it's been a real delight watching the Nick Spurs

series so far. I love sports. I love collective energy. I love collective enthusiasm. And I love when a city and I I shit on the Knicks fandom but like I I love that for them like I love it's like good for humanity you know screaming until you can't until your voice is gone because you love your team so much like after they win a game like that like I get it I think that is beautiful and um yeah it's good for our country like sports is amazing so or sports uh yeah this feels long-winded okay so speaking of sports uh golden tempo golden tempo won the belmont okay golden tempo won the belmont and i love this man i love this horse he is he brings a tear to my eye and um is this too sticky i feel too sticky like i'm

And I'm honestly overheating. I have a higher body fat percentage right now than I normally do. Um, if you're new to the show, I was on a GLP one for a year last year. And, um, I weighed like 30 pounds less than I do now. So this, this during, so now this journey, um, this post GLP one pregnancy journey is, um, it's, it's a very hot time. Okay. Like I'm always hot. It is June in Southern Southern California. Um, I do have the AC on too, which is kind of confusing because it's also the lights. I need to turn it down to like 65. Fuck. Um, golden tempo winning the Belmont stakes. Let's

get it let's get into it so I can't stop watching these videos of him just being a horse doing horse things it could be like walking out of the trailer getting getting um his legs wrapped before he runs or him in the stall eating hay or you know him with his groom like getting a bath like i just i cry at every i'm just like i love him so much golden tempo has the kindest eyes like sometimes animals have kind eyes like my dog jimmy so compared to louis like they both have kind eyes but the reason i picked jimmy out of the golden retriever litter over the other ones because his eyes specifically were the kindest and that's exactly how i feel about golden tempo he has eyes that are not only full

of life and love he he has the eyes of a champion he has yeah they're so beautiful like sometimes he'll like you guys I don't know if you're watching these golden you need to start watching golden tempo videos figure figure out a way to get those to pop up on your algorithm just type in golden tempo I swear to god this is the most beautiful horse I've ever seen people are pretty devastated because or like not devastated, but they're, they're like, ah, like he should have ran in the Preakness because he probably would have won. And then boom, triple crown. Okay. Would have been an even crazier, better story than him when winning the Kentucky Derby and then the Belmont.

But, um, I love that Sheree DeVoe is like, you know, horses health first horse first. She's not selfish like that. And she let him have a break in between the Kentucky Derby and the Belmont. So I think, you know, I tip my hat to her. It all worked out. He won the Belmont. He got really muddy. And then he had to, like, put a sponge on his face and wipe away the dirt

so we could all see his kind eyes after he won. But, you guys, the thing about him winning the Belmont, okay, the thing about golden tempo winning the belmont is the way he turned his gaze at the horse next to him it's like what not renegade what's the horse's name it's like i can't remember was it his brother was it they're all like siblings they're all descendants of secretariat or something um six secretariat has like some somewhere in the something like six over 650 uh grandchildren or whatever descendants uh what do you call that don't they call like the the main horse like the secretary he's the main stud the sire have i am i getting that right i

don't really know horse lingo too well but anyways the best part of golden tempo winning the belmont was the way he glanced over at the horse next to him not one not two three times on that home stretch three times like yeah you think you're fast watch this like so it was so like like you think you got this like watch out you ain't shit because why else would he do that i mean his um his rider jose the jockey had to like turn he had to straighten him out at the very last second because he kept fucking looking he was still winning while he was looking and then he hit the way he turned on the speaking of golden tempo the tempo change in those last strides to win the race, the, the afterburners, the ability

to be like, ha he, ha, I'm winning and like turning his head at the horse next to him that he's closest to. And then just like the ability to switch into that gear. And it just shows you that like, yeah, if they kept running, like he would have won if they i mean yeah he had that shit in the bag there's package at the door because i'm having a photo shoot on monday to show off my big fat belly to tell the world i'm with child on social media that's really fucking stupid because all the closest people in my life already know so this is for strangers and uh he just threw it on the doorstep oh man it's kind of a cheap shit fast

fashion company that I ordered this from because it was last minute and I was like what can I get quickly I'll take whatever brand gets here fast it's from like showpo these these outfits I'm unaware to show my bump on in the photo shoot. Um, have I been training for this maternity photo shoot? Like what's my training routine for this? Cause like any other photo shoot, I'm like, ah, let's keep it tight. You know? And this is a different, like the thing about a maternity photo shoot is any other photo shoot. You're like, I'm training, I'm training for this. I want to like tight. I want to like high and tight. I want to like snatched. And then now I'm like, wait, I don't think I'm showing enough for this to be worth the photo shoot. So like, I need to eat more

to like make my belly. I don't know. Like I need to fatten up for this. So I've been like living my life, you know, I've, I've been extremely healthy and like, like, um, you know, working out literally every, I work out every day. Like I don't, I've been feeling so good. I, I lifting heavy. I'm doing my cardio. I'm doing everything, but, um, yeah, I do feel like a fat. It's crazy. I don't like it. I'm not, the thing is, is I'm not like, like distraught and depressed and sad about it, but I don't like feeling this uncomfortable Here we are doing the pregnancy segment. And I said, I wasn't going to do it. We'll get back to golden tempo, but, um, I don't like feeling. Yeah. Big in my clothes and like

busting out of everything. And it's like, even when I size up, I just feel bigger and it's like, not, it's just uncomfortable. That's what I'll say. It's just not comfortable. Like being skinny is comfortable it's just like being it's not skinny but like your normal size you are when you're not pregnant it's just you feel it's your comfort zone like you feel good and then when you get huge and it's like I'm not like as big as I'm gonna be by the way I'm like not even close um it's just uncomfortable okay you guys my legs are chafing my legs are my legs are chafing okay I need like creams it's funny like when my legs chafe it's like it's my the day starts out I'm like rocking the thigh gap and then it's like by the end of

the day I look nine months pregnant and I my legs are touching the water retention the water retention okay um yeah so that that's what happened at her front door just now you're live here in my house friday afternoon while i receive a cheap shit fast fashion package on my front door can we talk about strollers really quick or like no do i really want to make this all about pregnancy right now i love researching strollers is what i'll say i'm obsessed with strollers maybe I'll do like a patreon only pregnancy I just don't want it to be my brand you guys we've talked about this before I just don't want it to be my brand and if you talk about it too much it becomes your brand and so like I'm just did not we're just not gonna like over

overly talk about that chapter in that area of my life because I like talking about like we need to talk the next segment is going to be fun because we're going to talk about Belmont speaking of Belmont. Um, we're going to talk about Belmont came out camelli, um, and the controversy and the X, the ick of it all. Um, let's get into this. So let's talk about Belmont camelli gyrating his lower body at the killer Roy concert. Okay. Belmont camelli. I just found out his first name is Philip, Philip Belmont camelli. He is the actor in the new Amazon prime series off campus okay this is him at the kid leroy concert shaking his ass uh to kid leroy's song girls okay we're gonna watch this and break it down

he's wearing all white i like that fuck okay so allegedly not even allegedly this is the common analysis from straight women about this video. Okay. The number one thing they say about Belmont Camelli dancing in this video is that it gave them the ick. Okay. This made them recoil, which honestly tracks because what this tells me is that women don't even know what a hot guy is anymore. And it's sad because their brains are clearly rotted and void of discernment because they spend so much time online to the point where now the default setting, the default thing they think when they witness someone dancing on camera is that it's performative.

It's cringe. It gives them the ick. That's the common like knee jerk, instant thought when they see it's sad this is a hot man dancing and your brain is so fried from being on a phone so much that now it's frying your reproductive organs the point where your mind and pussy is disconnected it's supposed to tingle when you see something like this you're supposed to get wet okay I personally haven't seen something this hot happen since Channing Tatum crumped in Step Up 1 and 2 and stripped down to his panties in Magic Mike. Okay, this was beautiful. We are starved of this kind of content from straight males. With abs, by the way. He showed his abs. He pulled up his shirt as he should have Belmont. Okay. Nothing is hotter. Now I'm trying to educate you. Nothing

is hotter than when a buff straight man with a subtle fuck boy vibe is good at gyrating his lower body with confidence in public. Right. It's cute when he does it at home in front of you. right but like when he's in public doing it and he's confident about it and the rhythm is correct it's giving chris brown it's giving denna you know what's the the song he does where he like bangs they're going on like it's the one where he like literally gives the girl the lap dance or what's that song? If I, am I confusing Trey songs right now? Here we are all alone in this room. Okay. You guys know the song. Okay. We used to build statues of men like Belmont camelli. Okay. This is what testosterone was invented for. I am wet. Okay. It worked. The

testosterone pouring out, coming through this man's body and onto my cell phone caused me to have a physical reaction. Okay. Cause my, my mind and pussy aren't disconnected. Okay. Yes. I have an eight hour screen time most weeks, but my mind and pussy aren't disconnected. I'm in tune with my anatomy and my female reproductive system because you know what? Am I horny and pregnant right now? Yes. We already put that out there. We already know. Okay. That's probably what's contributing to this, but I can discern what a hot man is. Okay. And when a hot man is correctly gyrating his lower body to the rhythm of a song.

It makes me wet, okay? This is what testosterone was invented for, okay? And if you really think about it, this is fundamental to the mating strategy. Look at peacocks. Look at peacocks, okay? they understand the basic fundamentals. Pop those feathers, get the bitches, okay? He was peacocking. Belmont was peacocking. And it was beautiful, okay? And somehow,

somehow, women out there, straight women out there with spray tans and boob jobs and fucking acrylic nails and hair extensions and their fashion nova outfits which on paper reads as hot chick who would probably be into hot guys somehow these straight women got the ick from this okay the female gaze is in hospice care if you that is what this tells me the female gaze isn't is in hospice care and um if you got the ick from this you're a lesbian and you need to find god and that's all i have to say if i'm clocking to that i'm standing on business is it

okay moving on sorry I'm clearly very passionate about that topic yeah we're starved of hot guys and the second a guy is hot it's like women aren't able to detect it anymore and it's like hey hey hey hello hi if if you were next to him in person you would lose your mind. You should be losing your mind. You should be foaming at the mouth. We're not, we're not doing so hot out here as women with our birth control and our cell phone usage and our probably our, I'm sounding like a crunchy holistic health practitioner right now, but like all this shit we consume affects our ability to mate properly and I'm really

passionate about this topic because I am currently in my mating era okay I am in my mating my reproduction era and um it's grim out there and I think it's yeah the lack of the people just cannot they're too they're too confused because they're seeing all this man-hater content and then they're they see a hot guy and then they're like if they didn't see the man-hater content would they they'd probably be able to tell this is a hot guy you know what i mean so it's always the phones moving on um we saw the Michael movie okay and I am in love with um Jafar Jackson

just him and his voice and his talent I am in awe I think I'm like where has he been huh I am dumbfounded I am in shock um yeah we watched the Michael movie we saw it in the beautiful local theater we like to go to with the recliners and the the they come to your chair with the menu and they serve you and they can get like a five-course meal and popcorn and what did I order butter popcorn with caramel corn combined and then I don't get a diet coke anymore which is depressing. I like sip Corey's diet Coke. And then I didn't get raisinets. I regret that. I got peanut M&Ms. What else did I get? Oh, he got red vines and I had a couple of those. So that was our dinner that night. And we watched the Michael movie and, um, we'll talk about the documentary,

the Netflix documentary after this, but I cannot get over Jafar Jackson. I am, I'm in awe like I didn't it so the movie made me cry okay and I think seeing little Michael in the movie little Michael Jackson and how sweet and innocent he was and how talented he talented he was and then his dad right like watching his dad just lay into him and scream at him and that was really hard to see because I was like, damn, that's also why he was so great, kind of like Tiger Woods.

It's so fucked. It's like sometimes people with asshole dads turn out to be some of the greatest talents of all time and I just feel like the dad had the vision and if the dad didn't have the vision, if Michael Jackson's dad didn't have the vision for his, his sons. I don't know if Michael Jackson would have been Michael Jackson. I don't think he would have, he had the raw talent, but his dad was like, you know, making them practice. And

every time, you know, they come home from a show and they'd have to get back to practice right away. Like no, no time off, no days off. Like it was very militant. Right. And, um, it was just hard to watch it made me cry because I was like I struggle with my I don't struggle with my like personal viewpoint or whatever on my about Michael Jackson but the whole trial and the pedophilia of it all and the molestation like that to me can't be oh it's okay it's it's me separating the art from the artist yes and me not being able like I literally watched this documentary so we watched the Michael movie and then I watched the Netflix what was it called the Michael Jackson verdict or whatever documentary and it's just so hard for me

to see him being a malicious person with ill intent and and to to like harm boys like it's hard for me to like get my mind to really believe that but the thing that does it for me the thing that does it for me um if you haven't watched the documentary they were just it really broke down all the evidence and the um it you know the the boys who accused him of you know touching him and and whatnot um yeah the the whole try it was the whole trial it was every it was interviews and it was it was great really well done but i was like the fucking porn magazines in his bedroom like fuck man like if he just didn't have those if he just didn't it's already wrong and weird that sleeping in bed with young boys that's completely not okay you're not supposed to do that but I was

like somehow my brain's like well if it was teddy bears and pjs and bedtime stories and lullabies and you know let's play board games and put the giraffe outside and there were no porn magazines I could understand where it's like yeah Michael Jackson's a kook who was developmentally stunted and always wanted friends and he didn't have them and he could kind of like how some people connect to animals more than people like maybe he was like he liked little boys I don't know he was like he because it's how he talked I think it's all how he talked in his his voice his sweet like gentle voice through it all was it's I think that's what clouds my judgment I will admit to that. But if he just didn't have pornographic material in his house, I think, I don't think

it changes anything. I just think it, that was like a real nail in the coffin. Like not only do you have these pedophilic or pornographic images of, of young, I mean, there was girls in the magazines too, but boys, it's like, then you're, you have that and you're, you sleep in bed with them so him being twisted and and preying on young boys and being malicious and having that to me is like hard to I do believe it happened but I don't it's hard for me to really think he was I don't he wasn't I don't think he was innocent I don't know it's like but anyways the movie the Michael movie Jafar Jackson let's get into it so I am in shock by his voice so after the movie I walk out of the theater and I go you know now because I was talking to Corey I was like

yeah now with AI like do you think they manipulated his voice Jafar's talking voice his Michael Jackson talking voice I was like did they manipulate that like do you think they manipulated his singing voice and like you know I was like damn that kind of ruins it a little bit but like it was very good and accurate. I was just like, wow, it really sounds like Michael, right? Um, especially his talking voice, his talking voice was like a dead ringer for Michael Jackson's talking voice that like, I can't do it. What's like, what's the, it's like, hi, I can't do it. I just can't do it. Um, but oh my God, come to find out I did some research after the musical numbers so so the performances of Jafar

being Michael Jackson on stage performing like Michael Jackson as Michael Jackson on stage and in the Thriller music video all of that those were a blend a digital blend of what Jafar was directly singing into the microphone with a mixture of Michael's original studio masters so they combined them to make it sound you know I don't know which percentage of whose voice they I mean if it was a 50 I mean it was so good it was so good and the reason it was so good is because Jafar Jackson sounds exactly like Michael Jackson come to find out. And we're going to play some, um, some content here, um, of him singing. And, um, you know, you might, this, this could be a fun game. Like, is this Michael Jackson I'm playing or is this Jafar Jackson? You, uh,

take a guess here but here we go unreal that was Jafar these are all Jafar unreal and then um you guys wait we have one more this was him in the movie in the studio if you remember singing um what was this song this is acapella okay and in the movie i was like damn this is what made me think is this ai like how are they or can this jafar kid really sing like michael you guys this is jafar acapella in the movie playing as michael in the studio recording i forget which song I'm melting, like high candle wax, sensation, lovely where we at, oh, I'm melting, you guys, huh

huh that's insane that's actually insane he got a lot of the like the breath um Michael would make these like huh I can't do it he does it

wait does he do it right here like I can't do it sensation does he do it i think he does it oh he did the oh but there's a lot there's this is just a clip of this um scene in the movie but in this scene he as he's like getting into the song he's doing a lot of the i can't do it the the breath stuff that michael will do I can't do it but I'm just in shock like and I've heard that Jafar shopped around and went

to different labels and he's been denied because he sounds too much like Michael apparently which he has a song out he recorded it came out in 2019 called I forget I honestly I'm going brain dead right now what time is it um what's the name of the song and it's an okay it's like okay like it's a it's a his voice is great but it's not like a bop you know what i mean um but i couldn't believe it i i didn't really know too much about this movie i didn't know about i don't know much about the michael jackson like the whole family and um he's jafar's germaine's son so michael's brother germaine um yeah i guess since this movie came out michael jackson has achieved a unique feat on the charts

as a late pop star is now the first ever music artist to have a single debut on billboards billboards hot 100 in six separate decades so yeah but that that netflix documentary really it just I think yeah it's just a complicated thing because he was so incredible his talent was

unlike anything else and then his personal life was just fucking weird he was a weirdo like a lot of great artists like they have this quirky side you know it's it's just what it is and that's what makes their art so great is because they're not these

straight arrows you know they have yeah but it really pissed me off watching the documentary I'm like I don't want to see him this way you know it's it's like I think that's why his fans it's they struggle so much with when people talk their shit about him because it's like they just can't get themselves to believe that he could have done something so terrible um but he was found not guilty I couldn't I didn't remember that I was a when I um this was early this was like 2007 8 9 6 7 8 it was like when the trial was going on or like that that was kind of the general time frame and then I think he died what in 2009 it was in June um yeah i remember i like texted everyone i knew michael jackson died i don't know why i just

yeah um okay so do we just end the podcast with that what time is it um you might hear the gentle hum of the ac i did cut this and go turn it back on or i turned it a little lower but um oh yeah here's a fun game we're gonna play right now okay let's play a game called what do these words mean, okay? I have three words that I've been confused by for weeks. Kalshi. What is Kalshi? Hyrox. What the hell is Hyrox and polymarket? I cannot escape these three things, and i have no idea what they are i have i i feel like i know the general vibe of these words and what they represent but could not tell you for the life of me what they mean i keep hearing

cal she on podcasts i think i feel like all three of these are recession indicators in my mind i think that cal she i i do know i believe yeah cal she and poly market because it's market But Polymark and Kalshi are gambling websites, I think. I think I'm getting that right. So it's, you're placing bets on, I guess, the way people talk about it is it's like, on podcasts, it's like they're making, they're trying to see like, well, what does the Kalshi say?

And they'll be talking about like, you know, the Knicks Spurs game. And like, what does the Cal she say? Like, will, uh, Taylor Swift come to the, will she show up at the next Knicks game? We'll see what the Cal she says. So I guess it's like betting on real world events and you can make money from casting your vote, like a poll. I kind of get, I guess I do know what this word means. Like I haven't actually looked it up, but like the vibe i get is that it's betting it's it's gambling on things that are happening in pop culture like i'm sure there's a love island one like who who has the who's ass i don't know like it's some sort of gambling site and i don't know

with poly I have no idea what poly market is it's like the new NFT thing it's like it's very like recession this just feels like a recession indicator every time I hear it um it's kind of like when NFTs happen and ever I understood what they were because this company I was working for was like trying to make an NFT and it's like this fucking stupid thing so I understood it just because of that but like cal she reminds me of nfts for some reason the the just the craze about cal sheer and just like the everything is oh what's the other one draft kings but i feel like draft kings is sports so polymarket i don't know what that is okay then there's high rocks let's get to the third word high rocks all I know is that my so I think high rocks I don't really

understand I know it's a fitness thing so I can start there I know it's a fitness thing it's like competitive it's like crossfit high rocks to me is like it's not even like crossfit because crossfitters and the vibe of a crossfitter is not the vibe of a high rocks athlete and they call themselves athletes i think i think they're all considered athletes because they compete I see these so all I so whenever high rocks comes across my desk I'm confused because I'm like these people are just bleeding out dying doing wall balls and these burpee jump broad jump things and they're running a lot like they just they're always running and they're checking their time they're always like doing this and they're they're exhausted and it's like clearly some sort of

race thing okay and then i look at the demo like who's running these who's doing high rocks so i do know it's a fitness thing we've we've understood that we understand that but it's like sixes who got buff it's like the sea of sixes and they have they have abs and delts now it's like a bunch of regular average joe looking people with that got buff and that want to like feel like an athlete because like they they weren't athletic their whole life and now it's like mahjong like all of a sudden your girlfriends are like playing mahjong all of a sudden your girlfriends are doing high rocks and like you join up it's kind of like military training i mean the vibe is very much like are they doing a navy seal what's it called buds style workout what is that buds is

that when you go and they try to see if you're uh fit enough to be a navy seal it's insane when they drown you in the the fucking pool and you have to like get yourself out of the chains or something or like walk with chain i have no idea it's incredible um that's okay speaking of what is what is hot what hot is what would be hot military anything in the realm of military men doing exercise that combination nothing hotter nothing hotter okay doing a muscle-up on a outdoor pull-up bar on a playground or on an outdoor like just fucking tatted if you don't look at that and yeah it's just

the female gaze is in hospice and i'm i need to end this show so those are the three words i don't understand i also don't understand what dot cakes are i don't know what's going on with these dead scientists we we didn't cover that i don't want to talk about ariana grande because it's gonna get dark but my only okay my thoughts on ariana grande are this her voice is amazing oh my god she can sing so fucking great the end and then the people go it's irresponsible for you to talk about ariana grande in a complimentary way when this woman is a bag of bones and near death clearly struggling with a severe eating you know what it's like you can't win it's so hard this woman I I just want to love

on her I don't want to contribute to the this is an unrealistic expectation for women and everyone's on ozempic and she's starving herself and she needs help and we're witnessing and that's true like okay yes that we could be witnessing something we are witnessing something that's unsavory and uncomfortable to look at i understand that okay i i have eyes but what i want to say is about ariana grande is that what a beautiful woman what a beautiful fuck she homewrecked fuck she did god damn it i just want to compliment the the the talent and the voice because what do you mean when she's saying when she sings a past life i just found the song past life from ariana grande i saw her singing that in oakland i mean i want to know the lyrics this song

i woke up with a ghost by my side okay what's the what's the um chorus on this i always wondered what would happen if i let you lose me see why i love ariana why i'm I'm complimenting her because I wish I could sing like that I think it is her voice is so good she is so talented voice of a generation like that's the all I have to say about Ariana Grande we could end the episode right there I always wonder what would happen if I let you lose me I always wonder what would happen if I let myself need more I fuck around and elevate my expectation I don't know the song but it's beautiful i was listening to it in the gym this morning while i was on the stair master um sleep sleep deprived it was a great song biden has cancer i don't why did i write that i

shit there's a lot happening there's like the white house lawn is just a ufc court now that's also happening or whatever it's like a ufc uh facility uh what do you call arena that's just so insane to me it's like trump's playing sims and he's like it's like when you're placing things on the sims map where you want it it's like ufc gym white house fucking front lawn that's just unreal to me is that happening this weekend i'll be watching game five that's what i'll be watching but um no updates on nancy got three um there was this oh clavicular got a nose job and then the missing kid in japan are these all things that's really sad

the kid that went missing with his family it's a little sus i will say because you know, it's always curious when people are interviewed, when a family member goes missing and, um, or when a family member gets shot in the neck, um, and cold blood and, um, and you're just like, not, and you're just like, not that sad about it. Okay. The parents of this missing kid in Japan he was found dead by the way in a forest um I guess he was an avid hiker I don't know too much about him but it's very sad I think he was a was he a Berkeley kid he went to a college he was like a college student avid outdoorsman but the interview with the parents I almost want to play it fuck do I have do I have TikTok queued up this could be a three-hour

this is going to be okay tick tock we're pulling it up and we are going to my save videos I do believe I saved it if you read their their body language is very interesting for having their kid go missing we decided to separate we had been you know kind of bickering with each other her kids missing in Japan. So keep that in mind. And she's already smiled three times since she just said that. And we decided, you know, we're you, you go do your thing. We go do our thing. I mean, he's 20 years old. He's extremely well-traveled. He's a wonderful navigator. And so we went to the temples and then he went by the river. You know, we could follow him on like 360 and he's by the river and he goes to a couple stores and then i would be inconsolable

if this was my son missing in japan on a family vacation i do believe they got in an argument and that's what led to him separating from the family and saying fuck this i'm gonna go do my own thing i would be oh the oh the news wants to interview me about this fuck off i'm in the fetal position and i'm freaking the fuck out and i'm calling i'm figuring out how i can get spacex satellite to i don't fucking know i'm um i'm organizing the the uh the squad the search search and rescue rescue mission i'm all i'm thinking about i don't time to sit and break down what happened i'm looking for my missing son in japan he gets on a train and his location goes dark it's it goes completely dark so we can't follow him and we're

texting him and we're we're seeing that our texts aren't going through we're trying to follow him on live 360 it's it's completely dark my son is the most sweet person you could ever meet he you know he's a vegan. He wouldn't kill a mosquito. She said kill. She said kill. I'm just making note of that. Just making note of that. He's amazing. He's an avid hiker. He's hiked the El Camino, Santiago. He's hiked the Pyrenees mountains. He's hiked Acadia. He's, he is not, you know, he is built to endure, you know, six days of not of being out in the wilderness the water is very fresh here he has plenty of water to drink and he knows how to forge he can survive he is out there does erica kirk have a

sister is this her sister what the fuck this is so bizarre this boy's name is um weston is it Higginbottom Higgin person uh Weston Higginbotham missing Auburn that's the university you went to we decided to we decided to separate we had been it's really sad it's really sad oh my gosh i can't even play this i did save a video a video of bonnie blue saying she's having i guess she's pregnant the fuck it's so and she's having a golden shower baby shower and she's letting the public come in and piss on her for her baby shower and um should i just play the clip because at this point if this is a shtick this is just

fucked up it's not even i don't even think it's a like it's so dark if if you the reason why i'm saying like i don't believe it's a shtick because it's so dark that who would make this you know having sex with a thousand men in a day why would someone like make this up and go on to say they're having a golden shower baby shower and do all of these exhibition what do you call like extreme sexual endeavors for the sake of clickbait and and making a buck you know like why would someone i mean this is like the most fucked up if this is all rage bait and a shtick like it's just a huh like this is what you came up with you know what i mean but like here's her just straight straight face talking about having a golden shower baby

shower bonnie blue for everyone did i hear right that you have a stunt planned for june yes i have a baby shower on saturday next saturday and i'm inviting the public to turn my baby shower into a golden shower why it's just fun it's a twist on the she should be in prison okay give birth and and you're and unfortunately this baby is going to be taken away and you're going to prison this is how is this legal baby shower are we having sex with the people as well as and it's gonna be like a mixture of wholesome baby shower games like the traditional trying different baby food along with all the fluids added in there now i'm uncomfortable this is i fucking hate this bitch i i she should be in prison i i'm this is not okay and i'm pissed that i am ending the show

with this topic because what the fuck it's like this world is just i'm not gonna spiral but it's like trump putting the ufc arena on the fucking white house lawn it's like bonnie blue having the golden every day i'm like it's we're in a similar it's like a simulation it's like it's like a a show everything is like it's real but it's not real it's it breaks your brain you're like like let me look at this ufc white house ufc like i know people that are going to this by the um wait images i mean come on i guess do they put like a stage up hold on when they do the inauguration shit like i guess they they build infrastructure like this in front of the white house sometimes like it's not unusual to have you know stadium seating and and chairs and

you know lighting uh you know what do you call it like frames for lighting and cameras to be on and who's fighting i don't even care that's just insane i guess like former presidents they all do like something not to maybe like this extreme where they like they build a fight to the death arena on the front it's like the coliseum like what the fuck like you know they get up to stuff like i don't know like did obama like be like obama putting a basketball court there and hosting a i don't know the nba finals on the white house

okay i'm trailing off this is this has been fun um all right i need to try on those the outfits that i that are at the front door say a prayer they fit and nothing fits right now so say a prayer this works out um i'm getting them very last minute which is so me with outfits if you know you know um but i hope you enjoy this episode i hope you're having a great june a great start to your summer are you going to europe are you going to what else where else do people go in the summer

are you going to the lake will you be camping what are you doing for the fourth of july I'm still trying to figure that out my birthday's in less than a month just crossed my mind in this moment I haven't even like a thought about my birthday um I think it's sad I'm not a birthday person like as I'm getting older I'm like you know what it's like a sign that someone has been abused like a fucking shelter animal is that they hate their birthday and like I don't want to be that girl anymore I need to stop like that's so fucked but like there's something kind of I think I get like sad about it I don't know it's not that I don't want to get older it's just that like I love myself so much and I reflect I'm very

introspective and I reflect a lot on me and my life up until that point in that age and so when it changes I get somber and kind of I go inward and I'm like I love you so much I love myself and I love you and I'm I can't believe you got through all this in the last year or like whatever you know so it's not very celebratory it's more reflective my birthday so we'll see I don't know what I'm gonna do I think I might get out of the country and lay on a beach while my husband gets drunk on mimos or not what do you my ties are fucking pina coladas in front of me while I sit there like a beached whale with my Shirley Temple. It's a vibe. This, this chapter is a vibe. I'm honestly, do we, Oh, you know what? We need to recap. Did we get, did we get liquid and

stay loose today? It got kind of violent. I did yell at you a little bit there about the female gaze and how your anatomy is broken. You don't think that what's his name? Benjamin button no Belmont camelli is hot um it is what it is um yeah yeah I'm enjoying this chapter I'm honestly having fun I'm feeling great and um but I get hungry like right now I'm like I need to shut shut the fuck up and go eat because I'm gonna pass out if I don't eat right now uh this child has is very demanding i my it's food is in high demand at all times so all right i love you thank you for being here thank you for tuning in please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening oh it shut off wherever you're listening right now i'm on apple

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