The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 44- Saturdaycast: Q&A #6

Episode Date: October 17, 2020

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It's episode 44. Welcome back to the show. oh my gosh i'm witnessing a walk of shame sorry hi guys welcome back to the podcast i have a girl outside in a mini skirt and she's wearing slippers that are too big for her feet. Like a guy's slippers. Okay. Anyways, happy Saturday. Sorry. Welcome back to the podcast. This is the Q&A episode as always. I do that every Saturday. Dude, I'm feeling sexy today. I got my hair in a side part and I don't know how that happened in my sleep because I did not go to bed with a side part. It was down the middle and I did a low braid. I did a low braid. It was down the middle and I woke up with a side part and I saw it immediately cause my sister FaceTimed me and

that's how I woke up. She was my little alarm clock this morning and I looked at my camera and I had a side part and I'm like, dude, that's kind of sexy. I need to do this more often. Anyways. So yeah, I'm doing the Q and a today. Feeling good. Um, it's going to be a good show today. I am going to go over, I guess quickly what I did yesterday and then, oh shit, not yawning. I'm not yawning. I have energy. I'm going to go over yesterday and then talk about kind of my morning today and then get into the questions so dude dude sorry to friendzone you but I'm just saying that um it's kind of like a natural thing that comes out of my mouth guys because I don't want to say that's the thing like saying guys is annoying it's like guys

I just say dude um anyways what am I where am I going with this podcast okay I went to Trader Joe's yesterday I told you that that was my goal this week to go to Trader Joe's and stock up on stock up on a bunch of pumpkin stuff and I secured the bag I got so many pumpkin-y items it's stupid like it's really stupid I even got I don't even know why but I got pumpkin butter I don't even know where I'm gonna put that I don't know how I'm gonna apply that to my my food because nothing I have is I don't have a good base for that pumpkin butter so I'm like okay am I just gonna eat this by the spoonful I don't know I got that I got some pumpkin mac and cheese and shit I just wanted to try this stuff that Trader Joe's comes out with every year in the in the fall and I usually I

think in the past I would like never buy that and this year I'm like I kind of want to try this shit so anyways I went to Trader Joe's and dude I got a okay I I know talking tooting my own horn is kind of annoying and whatever like but this is me this is my mental health practice I do this every day this is an audio journal okay so this compliment I received by a man in the line at Trader Joe's made my 2020 okay just like this is exactly what happened I show up to Trader Joe's there's a line at fucking 6 p.m okay so everyone was like I gotta go to Trader Joe's on a Friday night at 6 p.m it was so long there's probably 50 of us in line it moves pretty quickly but anyways I got my yoga pants on and tank top honestly I feel like my tits are growing right

now I don't know what's going on but I feel like my tits were out kind of so it was like I don't know I didn't think I was looking hot but I guess whatever according to this man um and then I had my surgical mask on my fucking face diaper on my hair was fluffy because I brushed it after I showered and I let it air dry no makeup I like took my makeup off and like let my face breathe yesterday and so anyways I don't feel confident I'm just like at Trader Joe's not giving a fuck okay and these two guys they're like pretty hot they were walking towards me no bullshit they were I could have elbowed the guy literally elbowed it was him and his friend right I could of jabbed my elbow out or I could have stiff-armed him stiff-armed like straight to his face that's

how close this they said this comment as they walked past me he says the guy the two guys walked past and as like two feet away from me the guy says one of the guys says wow she's fucking hot okay I just need a moment of silence for that 2020 made highlight of my 2020 right there wow she's fucking hot I have not like I I don't I don't know it just you know what I mean it made me feel really fucking confident and good and I was like not feeling myself you know I'm just at Trader Joe's like I felt like I look like shit but that was so I mean I literally have a diaper diaper on my face and they said that so anyways I went to Trader Joe's it's all good um it's all good oh something I saw on my way to Trader Joe's like there's a bunch of grocery

stores and like literally I'm so sick and tired of the design like the grocery store depart like Marshall's TJ Maxx got a Chipotle a Starbucks a Ralph's a Trader Joe's a whole foods you got a little like a bank they're all there it's a clusterfuck buildings and parking lots are a clusterfuck and I'm sick and tired of it so anyways on my drive into Trader Joe's there's a Ralph's and I saw this guy walk out with a giant thing of roses and a little tiny cheesecake and I was like oh I know where this is going tonight and that made me feel so like warm and fuzzy I was like oh it's date night it's Friday I don't know I was just like ah that made me slightly jealous but also like proud of him so anyways Trader Joe's happened then I came home

and I tried to watch Hocus Pocus I really tried I tried hard I was like it's it's October man you gotta you gotta get Hocus Pocus under your belt because everyone you know everyone watches the Halloween movies this this fall or this this time of year and I'm literally playing it for 10 minutes going I just can't get into it so of course I turned on a YouTube podcast and I watched I watched uh Lex Friedman and Whitney Cummings on his podcast where they talked about her robot and everything and yeah I watched some of that and just went to bed um I thought it was kind of sexy how his first comment on the podcast like the first sentence out of his mouth was he he's um he doesn't like making eye contact and that was like the sexiest shit ever I'm like dude

you can't look at her you can't look in her eyes because you're you're in love with her like it makes you like really fucking nervous it's not because you have issues making eye contact with people but the way he said it I was like shit I don't know I don't know okay anyways if you listen to the last I think couple episodes I've mentioned how Lex Friedman is on Whitney's podcast and like anyways just go listen to that anyways and then okay last night I saw so there's been a there's been a Goodyear blimp is that what it is Goodyear tires yeah a blimp hovering around San Diego every fucking time I see it I'm just like oh it's a UFO and then I remembered no that's a blimp because this bitch at night kind of looks like a UFO and in the daytime you can tell it's a

blimp but it caught it it caught me by surprise again last night and I got a little a little paranoid and that happened so I don't know there's not much to say about I guess the only thing I'll say last night uh I was taking out my groceries from my car I like back my car up to my apartment like as close as possible and I then I park there's this g-wagon going 90 around the block like 10 times I don't know what was going on he was on the phone with his friend his windows were down it was like speakerphone or something like his car was it was bluetooth you know he's had his friend on the phone or something I feel like he was trying to park somewhere but he was going so fast around the around the block I was getting nervous I was kind of scared I was like what's

going on then I was like wait is this guy hot he's driving his car really fast it's a g-wagon it's cool like what's going on so there's my there's my Friday night um and then this morning I woke up to my sister facetiming me she was my little alarm clock it was really nice we we caught up she's got a new house and she was giving me a little tour showing me her new security system and her cute new rugs and all of her stuff so it was really sweet to talk to her and she was even asking me she was asking me about a p.o box so everyone's been asking me about jacqueline do you have a p.o box yet do you have a p.o box yet and i'm like uh i feel like it's too soon it's too soon but it's coming i think it's gonna come next year um because i know like i've gotten a lot of

messages like one's a p.o box coming one's a p.o box anyways so we talked and then we were talking about like she's telling me stories about and stuff and i was thinking about when i interviewed her how fun it's gonna be because we're gonna talk so much about like growing up and like going to walmart and living on like around farms and stuff and like the shit we would do she has some she has a lot of funny stories my sister is like me how would i describe my sister like we're I don't know we're I think we when we're together like we click so well and we yin yang like we're a little like I don't know we're like a good little match obviously like we're a year apart and we're sisters but I'm so excited to interview her and um that'll start

that'll all all the interviews by the way will start when I go home this Thanksgiving and Christmas and everything so oh I didn't mention this so in the Trader Joe's line okay this was like I got triggered so I was in the line at Trader Joe's and there's um like I'd say like three people behind me first of all these girls weren't social distancing which I don't really honestly give a fuck what I'm just saying like they were standing in line together and I feel like who gives a like honestly who cares but um anyways uh this girl who was who I was triggered by her name was definitely Emily and I was overhearing corporate speak they were talking about their new jobs and meeting people on zoom instead of going to the office to meet their

co-workers they were talking about that I swear to god she said something like she said some like phrase like a typical corporate phrase like fucking they want to pivot that idea but we're sticking to our core competency so we can take it to the next level so I'm like or like I don't know some corporate phrase that really triggered me and I'm like oh my god because I've mentioned in the past how I struggle I really struggle with being in my 20s and wanting to like in landing a job that's in the corporate world where people talk like that because I can't I feel like I don't naturally talk like that or want to but when I overheard that I go oh my gosh it's a whole nother world

that's a whole nother type of thing I just don't vibe with and so anyways I overheard that and I'm not I it's just it's not I'm not commenting on it like oh that's wrong it's just uncomfortable for me to hear I guess because I don't know I I think I I imagine if I stuck to that route I would probably talk like that too so I'm just I don't know it was just like a little observation that's what I do you know what I mean I just uh I don't know I'm just fascinated by human nature and human psychology and uh how people act and behave and i think that's why this podcast is good for me because i get to kind of play devil's advocate and talk about you know i counter the counterpoints and the counter ideas to what's what's cool what's happening what are what people

do in society and anyways let's do the q a uh let's do the q a let's get a pop in i got a i got a song wait for it there we go Highway to the Danger Zone alright let's get into this Q&A that was slightly a fumble because I didn't have it

queued up at the right time that was my sister's recommendation she's like play Kenny Loggins danger zone so let's get into the Q&A episode 44 Q&A let's do it uh question number one are you high maintenance oh my freaking god you guys just don't get you're okay you know what I love about you guys is you don't care if you offend me or like you don't I don't I think you get it that I won't be offended by anything you say so then that's not even an offensive question but I appreciate this question so are you high maintenance question number one

I feel like yes and no honestly I can't say completely no and I can't say like absolutely I'm high maintenance when it comes to like like I'm high maintenance when it comes to going out and getting ready and trying to be like like whenever I feel like I'm high I'm high maintenance when it's glam time when it's glam time that's when I really am like all right I need all the time in the day to prep I need to do three hours of you know showering exfoliation hair skin nails tan all that shit and then I got to do an hour of makeup and like an outfit and all that I'm high maintenance in that way but for the most part I'm not I don't I don't get like every morning I wake up and I may I take care of myself I'm not like oh

I need someone to bring me coffee or like I need someone I need someone to make me breakfast like no so I'd say yes and no um trying to think of a situation another situation I'd be high maintenance in um honestly when I get sick sometimes I just want to be taken care of I don't know that's probably the only other situation but I think that's normal I just want someone to tend to me okay anyways moving on I have a lot of questions so let's get to the next one question number two describe yourself in a sentence describe yourself in a sentence i know i know i know but wait there's more that's my sentence but wait there's more

i think that's it i feel like there's shit i'm just i'm a lot i share so much with you guys on the podcast but i feel like I don't know if you were like bffs with me you'd be like shit there's layers to this shit there's layers to this girl but wait there's more that's my sentence um I could have been like I don't know I could have thought of something probably funnier but or like better to describe myself but that's it do you question number three do you return your shopping cart this is like a classic dating app thing I feel like on hinge I've seen this before that's all I need to know about you like do you return your shopping cart or not if you

don't then it's not it's not I'm I can't it's not gonna work I do return my shopping cart I didn't in the past I remember going in I went through a phase of not doing that when I was younger like in high school but I definitely return it now and you know what life hack pro tip from someone who used to deliver groceries park your car next to the thing that the next to the cart return dock park your car next to the cart return dock so it's a quick little park your cart I always do that now because when I deliver groceries during the beginning of the pandy the pandemic I uh okay wait time out I'm gonna go into that I got a man with a stereo on his shoulder this is looking like a 90s rap group what's going on they have Hawaiian shirts

on this is a something's going down like a little concert they look like they're going to the beach or something okay I haven't mentioned people watching it's been a an absent segment in the podcast I'm trying to as soon as it happens I have to comment on it if you're a new listener I always people watch and talk about it anyways the beginning of the pandemic I was delivering groceries helping out old people that were too scared to go get the groceries you know what I mean and I learned that you should park your car closest to the parking dock the parking the car dock the cart cart return dock as possible all right moving on next question was that question three let's get to question four oh deeper have you ever been cheated on have you ever been

cheated on question number four of course um it's that gut feeling when you know you know what I mean I remember I was so young and I remember like taking the guy's phone like this is so me I just like put it on the ground I was like pissed off at him and I just like threw it on the ground and he was confused like what are you doing and he just like that it ended at that time like that day um I found some shit and I figured it out but yeah I've been cheated on unfortunately I'm okay by the way and this is not me bragging tooting my own horn none of that but like my psyche is so 1950s like traditional I just want to like get I I I where am I going with this I'm traditional as fuck and I just want to like find one person and that's it I've no my psyche

is not like I'm not looking around other people I'm just I I get when I'm with someone I I give it my all I'm loyal to that person until I until I feel like it's not gonna work out like end the relationship when I get that feeling or whatever I won't drag it on I I'm very like okay if I'm gonna talk to anyone else or do anything with anyone else I'm gonna I'm moving on to them I'm not gonna do both at the same time I'm not gonna cheat on anyone I have no like my psyche just doesn't I don't know it just doesn't do that so yeah I've been cheated on but I I've never cheated on someone myself and I don't know that's kind of sexy in 2020 though I mean people talk about like especially like call her daddy stuff like cheat on him it's like a thing

it's not me though it's just not me might be you know other people's deal but I I can't relate I'm to my I was raised in a I don't know I just think very traditionally and it's not like I don't know why am I elaborating on this I'm going on forever but you get what I mean every day think of it like this every relationship I've been in I usually get my heart broken usually um I get too close to guys and they're like I just don't want to commit that type of and every relationship I'm in I'm like I I don't get into a relationship unless I actually think I have a future and this could go somewhere and so I take it seriously like that and then I I get like tunnel vision with the person I have no like I don't think about other people

or want to date other people and so I just don't understand the cheating thing I don't know anyways okay moving on favorite disney movie dumb this is like a five-year-old question but yo they're aristocats aristocats is such an underrated disney movie i feel like no one talks about that anymore uh everyone loves the lion king i get it everyone loves lion king but i love the aristocats honorable mention well no dude alice in wonderland probably my top okay top three Disney movies, Alice in Wonderland, Aristocats, Alice in Wonderland, and Sleeping Beauty. Sleeping Beauty was the hottest princess, hands down. Uh, next question. God, I hate this question. Same person asking me this question. I just get annoyed by these kinds of questions.

When are you coming to LA? This guy's asked me this before. I think on the third Q&A, like I, it's a common question it keeps coming up like why do you say shit like that when are you coming to LA as if I'm supposed to whisk myself away and go meet you or something no first of all I have a theory I'm like why don't people from LA just come move to San Diego I know people are getting out of California and I get it for tax reasons and all that the chaos going on here but I feel like I don't understand why LA people don't just flock to San Diego it's so much better here so I don't have plans to go to LA um I've been in San Diego for a couple years now two and a half now specifically two and a half years two years and uh one June July August five months

but uh I go I go to LA a few times a year like a little day trip or a couple days or whatever um but no I have no plans right now no desire don't ask me that question over again um next question favorite thing to cook favorite thing to cook oh my gosh I'm such a Betty Betty Crocker uh at heart Martha Stewart Julia Childs whatever I love cooking I I do you know what's crazy is like living alone and being a little um bachelorette is that what I call I can call myself a little bachelorette make bachelorette meals I used to love the guy who is all about his bachelor meals and he would put his he would make dinner he would make like the same shit his bachelor meal was this he would get a wood cutting board maybe some of you know

who I'm talking about this is when I want to do the cooking for us at night he would he would make his bachelor dinner I don't know I'm going to tell you what I like to cook but I want to tell this story first get his wood cutting board he would make like two hot dog or like three hot dogs then he would squirt ketchup and sir kensington mustard mustard he'd have like two little blobs of that on the cutting board with his fucking hot dogs and then he would do sliced up heirloom tomatoes with truffle oil and like salt on the tomatoes and then he'd do mozzarella balls specifically the ones from trader joe's like those little mozzarella balls the little pearls then he'd have what else oh these pickled garlic motherfuckers like curried pickled garlic

what else and maybe some roast and some oh yeah like charred as fuck first of all the hot dogs are charred completely black it's called pittsburgh's pittsburgh style apparently he'd have that and then he'd have charred black broccoli what else and then like a big ass kombucha and that was his bachelor meal so anyways I'm thinking about myself my little bachelorette meals are usually giant fucking salads every night you know what I'm talking about I'm trying to like look sexy for you guys on camera I'm really trying to get snatched again I haven't mentioned my weight gain but I'm doing I feel like I'm back in my groove of like healthy eating and working out now and everything's great because my gym's back and I feel motivated and I'm not depressed laying

around anymore um because I don't know I eat a lot of salads at night big salads a lot of veggies and meats and my those are my kind of bachelorette meals you know what I'm saying I'm not a mac and cheese bitch um I'm not really uh I don't know I just like think of girls in college eating a lot of mac and cheese I was never like that I always make like salads and why am I saying this that sounds pretentious it's not I don't know I don't like I don't know I don't eat like a five-year-old um my favorite thing to cook is breakfast I love making people breakfast I love waking up before everyone else wakes up if I'm like with family or whatever and making a stack of pancakes and making eggs and bacon and like a breakfast hash and potatoes and or waffles or whatever like I

love making breakfast it's probably my favorite thing because there's so many options so many ways he can do it and I love when people wake up excited because they have breakfast and it's like oh thanks for making the breakfast and coffee and everything so that's a good question um dude the fucking hot dogs what the fuck okay next question episode 44 I feel like I'm bringing the energy today um what the hell i try to post a tiktok video i got a notification says video blocked that's weird okay next question what is the weirdest thing you've ever licked

okay let's think about this let's use our let's get let's use our creative brain let's think about all the things in the world that you could possibly lick and what would be the weirdest? I'm going to let you guys mentally answer that. I mean, I just think of like every object and probably what's like the weirdest or like grossest. Yeah. It's probably that. Um, when you really think about it, cause like I've licked, oh my gosh, I've licked some weird shit. Like I licked a slug once at camp, a banana slug. I've licked, uh, I feel like batteries. I used to like batteries as a kid it would kind of like electrocute you a little bit so I feel like batteries is that why I'm like this did I fuck up my brain because I like batteries

also I liked I would like try to eat play-doh like licking play-doh there's a meme I think or a video on tiktok that's like you can look at an object and you know what it tastes like because as a kid you would put shit in your mouth like I'm looking around me I have I have pumpkins little pumpkins on my set here I just looked at why did I do that to confirm but like I know what that texture is like or like I don't know what's another thing oh I have a stuffed animal like of course I know what that tastes like because I've shoved so many in my mouth as a kid um paper like chewing paper I don't know it's kind of a weird thing like look around right now this is a this is an activity a podcast listening activity look around your environment and look at something and

you'll just know what it what it tastes like that's cool that's cool that's real cool but yeah the weirdest thing i licked is what you probably think it is um uh do you believe in ghosts i don't fucking know i don't know you know what i mean i don't know i think i i never watched those ghost hunting shows i've never watched i don't like haunted scary movies i don't like to get scared i don't understand how especially i i think i put this on instagram the other night i'm like how do people that live alone watch scary movies by themselves i just couldn't i can't do it i hate scary movies like hate i can do gory stuff like i used to watch the saw movies with my friends let's play a game let's play let's play a game by the way speaking of the

saw movies and let's play a game and that creepy clown face dude go to instagram and type in slappers only tv which is formerly steve stevie emerson that's stevie emerson's um instagram and he makes a lot of sketch comedy videos on instagram and he made the funniest let's play a game like saw i guess parody or whatever um on his on his uh he made a video about that just go watch it. It's really funny. Watch all of his videos. If you want to get a little, uh, if you want to get rid of your depression and laugh today, dude. Okay. I have a girl with purple. No. Are those, why did I say purple? They're orange flowers. That's weird. Those are genetically modified. A bouquet of, she has a backpack with the flowers coming out of the backpack.

And then she had like a green shopping, like a reusable shopping tote. Anyways. Um, did I answer if I believed in ghosts I don't know oh uh I was saying that I like gory movies and I can't do horror paranormal shit but I feel like I sort of do I don't know I've never had that kind of experience before like people I do believe like people have had their weird ghost experiences but I don't know I kind of don't anyways um kind of related next question what is the scariest thing you have ever experienced oh um a couple of them I can't talk about so I'm not going to talk about them because these are actually worse than the thing I'm going to mention um cannot disclose the information I'm not going to I'm not even going to get into it but the

I feel like the scariest thing that ever happened to me was I got chased by like 13 dogs once my mom and I always where we live we always go on a little morning walk or bike ride or run together um out in the farmland where where my mom's house is and one morning she was running and I was on my bike running, like biking next to her as her little, uh, what would you call it? Like her little support vehicle following her. No, I was like her sidecar. Um, we were on a run and on our way back, I think we were on like a four mile run or she was, I was slacking off on my bike, but on our way back, there was, there's a tree where my mom's house is. It's like tree out in the middle of nowhere and there's like fields around it. And at this tree, a lot of

people pull in their cars and do a little like, I don't know, it's like a resting place. I don't even know how to explain it. It's a place people like pull over to try to check their GPS, that type of shit. And anyways, on our way back, there was a suburban, like a 19, what year would this be? Like a 1999 suburban. Let me like put that in Google. Putting it in Google. Let's Google this shit. 1999 Suburban. Let's see. 1999. Let's see if I got that right. Trying to, oh yeah, totally. Chevrolet, Chevrolet, 1999 Chevrolet Suburban. So this motherfucking Suburban, sorry, that was so loud. This Suburban was pulled up by the tree with the back, the back, back window back the back hatch pulled up lifted up and out in the fields were a bunch of little

dogs running around there's a lot of them it was like a little pack right and so and then we see a man a seven foot tall man like the big the tallest man I've ever seen you know out by the tree and buys 1999 Suburban. And anyways, we're approaching, we're like, okay, we got to get home because this is our only route home. We could go around the block and go like another six miles to get home, or we could just go past this. And I was a little sketched out. My mom was sketched out and we just stayed close to each other. But as we were passing it, of course the dogs started coming at us and chasing us and I started I like I was trying to shield my mom with my bike because she was running and I like got off my bike I was like shielding us with the bike against the dogs

and then there were some potatoes in the field I started throwing potatoes at them and this guy was grabbing his dogs throwing him in the suburban and trying to like get him off us and it was scary like they didn't bite us or anything but they were jumping all over us and thank god there was about 100 yards in front of this tree closer up in the fields um towards our house we ran to these farm workers and they had their trucks parked kind of on the side of the road and we like jumped literally i remember we like jumped in their truck and we were so shooken up freaked out and we thought this guy was like screaming at us he's being really aggressive and like kind of mean about it like he's trying to help it looked like he was helping us get the you know

he's taking the dogs off of us but he's also kind of making us nervous scaring us so we got we of course called the cops because we were freaked the fuck out and they came and just like kind of de-escalated the whole thing and I don't know the guy was doing some illegal shit with the dogs apparently and that was so scary and I was honestly for a while pretty traumatized about like being around dogs was kind of scary for me because because that situation which sucked because I love dogs, and it was for, like, whenever I was around new dogs, it kind of got sketched out, um, but I'm trying to think, that's kind of, that's a really scary situation I was in, uh, what's it like, I have, I feel like I have so many, I've been really scared before, I, I said

in the beginning of this, I don't want to mention the other times, but I feel like that one stands out. Um, maybe like hiking and being scared of like falling. I don't know what's going on. Oh my gosh. I have another girl with a bouquet of flowers. Is there, there's, you know, there's a farmer's market. It's Saturday. There's definitely a farmer's market. That's cool. I love where I live. It's so just like, nice. So nice to see people, uh, just live in life, having fun, buying flowers. All right. Next question. Um, I need water. I haven't drank. I got so much saliva packed in my cheeks. I'm like a chipmunk. I got butternut squash in my oven right now. It's probably overcooking and spaghetti squash doing like a harvesty themed meal prep

today what okay next question what do you feel you have done to genuinely make the world a better place um dude what have I done to genuinely make the world a better place yo I've always cut up those little soda can plastic circle things so I don't murder fish so fish don't die remember in elementary school they would teach you that shit like make sure every time you throw away these plastic you know what I'm talking about when you get like a pack of pepsi who buys pepsi just packs like these little first of all I feel like pep or that shit comes in a box now anyways I've always cut those up that's me making the world a better place right just imagine a fish swimming through those and its gills get caught and then it's done

life is over and that makes me really sad if I don't do that I'm OCD about it now if I ever find myself in that situation with staring down one of those plastic ring there's like six rings you know I'm talking about you've all seen it I bet you know what it tastes like too if you licked it, right? Anyways, every time I stare one of those down when I'm about to throw it away, I'm like, oh shit, I gotta cut this thing up. I can't, I can't let, I can't let my country down. I can't let my, I can't let these trout down. These trout out in the river. Dude, I don't know. Um, I don't know. I stopped using plastic straws. This is not the type, kind of answer I should,

I should answer. I should not, I should take this more seriously. Seriously, if I, what I what have I genuinely done to make the world a better place I feel like this might sound kind of small and not that big of a deal but I'm I'm nice to everyone I meet I'm nice to everyone I meet I'm a kind person to everyone I encounter and I really believe in that shit because I think it creates a domino effect when you're nice to people compliment them and you're positive around them they'll treat other people that way you know treat people you want to be treated or whatever it's it's a I think it's a good a good thing that I've done generally I feel like that has

helped improve what was the question made the world made a difference and then I try to keep things positive and fun online that's kind of my way of being nice to people it's like I keep shit fun and positive and light on my social media I think that's a way to be make to be making a difference in the world I feel like I don't know there's so many little things I've done where it all adds up you know what I mean feeding the homeless volunteering all that stuff I've ever done like it adds up and I think of course I'm an imposter I have imposter syndrome i never think that i'm i'm never satisfied or proud of the shit i do you know what i mean i minimize everything and i'm working on that obviously but i feel like yeah the podcast so

far i'm getting a lot of feedback people are really it's helping them out making their day better so i think that's helpful i don't know i wish i had something profound to say like i invented fucking Amazon I invented I invented what's like a funny thing I could say right now I invented a new design for pickle jars and it's super eco-friendly I don't know um next question when are we going out to dinner overlooking the ocean this is like the LA question just don't ask it all right when are we going to dinner like overlooking the ocean we're not I'm not interested I'm not interested thanks um no thank you that's my that's my

response girls by the way listening you don't know any man anything if they dm you asking questions like let's go on a date all that stuff you can just simply say no thank you you don't have to over explain yourself you don't have to go into deal into detail and I think you know what I don't love leaving people on scene and ignoring them I always respond and my thing is just simply no thank you or I'm not interested I just come out saying it like it is because it stops it instead of dragging someone on liking the message maybe they think you are interested and leading people on I just don't do that anymore so to answer your question I'm not interested and uh no thank you um next question ever played dungeons and dragons

need to google that i don't even know what the fuck that is dungeons and dragons what is that is that a video game i feel like it is obviously some nerd shit uh oh no not my thing not my thing, uh, nope, I've not played it, uh, next question, um, is that it, let me refresh, I think that's it, guys, let me check DMs if I have anything, I'm kind of pissed about that TikTok. It's like, what did it say? Some people can't view your video because it may contain content owned by someone else. Why can't I share it? It's so funny. This, this TikTok video is a,

it's a female cop who's making this guy walk the line, like a, he, he's getting pulled over for drunk driving and he's making her do these, uh, she's like five, six, seven, eight ball change, like dance move stuff i don't explain it let me play the audio let me see if it's still pulled up on my tiktok yeah here it is that lives in my head went free and it's oh shit sorry stay with me episode 44 i'm tripping i'm slipping up all right well you got pretty good balance I want you to step, bump, step, bump, bump, step, bump, step, bump, bump, five, six, seven, eight, step, bump, step, bump, bump, step, bump, step, bump, bump, pot of beret, kickball change, step, clap, five, six, seven, eight. oh my god, anyways, it's so funny, I tried to share it on Instagram, I don't, I don't know, I don't always, I don't know, sometimes it's annoying when I share, like, people that share

too many TikToks are annoying, but this one is so fucking funny, and it looked kind of retro, what year did that look, it kind of looked like 80s, anyways, I don't know, that's it for today, honestly Saturday episode 44 let me tell you what I have to do today so oh god I'm cracking my back you know what started off my day right my sister's FaceTime I just love my sister I love our conversations she was actually uh watching on YouTube uh she's watching one of my episodes episode 34 off the rails Jesus she's like every episode needs to be like this I was on one that day that's the that's the episode I ate an egg and uh she had it pulled up on or no I had her pull up episode 38 titled I'm Cam Newton

there's a part in it that I remembered I did about Gymshark leggings and she watched it and anyways it was really fun to she she watches because she some people listen some people watch it some people do both but um I don't know she's so funny and fun to talk to and I miss her and I'm gonna what I'm gonna end up doing is going home for Thanksgiving um I'm gonna go home oh my gosh my flight got changed by the way I need to check that out uh information unnecessary information I don't need to say out loud flight changed when I go home for Thanksgiving I'm gonna go to her new house like we're gonna drive because she lives on the east side of Washington my mom lives on the west side and we're gonna I'm gonna go hang with her um while she does her

lawyer job and we're gonna do interviews and stuff they're gonna go back for Christmas well I'll probably I don't know I don't know how it's gonna work I'm gonna need a car somehow I'm gonna have to get back to my mom's house so yeah I'm so excited to see her but let's talk about what I'm gonna do today so I have butternut squash what else is in the oven right now I'm meal prepping I'm meal prepping a fall harvest meal a pilgrim fucking dinner um I got butternut I got a sweet potato, I've got spaghetti squash going, finished my meal prep, and yeah, I'm doing beef again, I know, no one likes to listen to me talk about ground beef, but yo, I don't know why I've been eating ground turkey, I don't know why, I love ground turkey, don't get me wrong, but ground

beef fucks, it really does, and it's, it's more, it's just, I don't know, it's hearty, it's hearty, I like ground beef in the fall, all right, it's October, I need this, I'm hibernating soon, I need I need to get that those extra fats I need that cow in my body do not okay vegans skip ahead right now uh shit dude oh my gosh that's the difference that's probably the biggest difference I've made in the world back to that question yo I was vegan for like three years do you how do you know how many lives I saved how many cows I fucking saved I was a former vegan so you know what that's probably the biggest impact I've made on the world I reduced my carbon footprint by doing that apparently I saved animals lives wow where's my fucking award anyways shout out vegans I think

you're doing a good thing it's not for me not for me um anyways I got that ground beef to cook I got a new onion to slice up and that I'm gonna like put an onion in it I don't know this is so stupid I got a deep clean my bathroom yo I'm ashamed right now of my bathroom uh this is like oh I'm embarrassed this is like I feel like this is gross like okay I've neglected cleaning my bathroom for a couple weeks which is disgusting right but I'm looking at my sink and I'm like this looks like my brother's sink or like a guy in college's sink like it's got like residue in it so I just do everything in my life is irrelevant except the podcast so that includes of my bathroom and my sink and there's like toothpaste and shit I need to like wipe off

my shower tiles are getting kind of grimy so I gotta that is the worst task that is the worst task I have a little scrubber that I I just it takes so much work to get my shower sparkling but I'm you know what I want to prepare my home for game day tomorrow tomorrow's Sunday tomorrow's football Sunday I want to be in a pristine environment that's clean that smells good I have a new cinnamon candle I'm gonna light I'm gonna get some mulling spices going you know make my home smell really fall and cozy I'm gonna watch football day I'm gonna like lay around in my bathrobe and I can't wait so I want to get I want to house clean today meal prep uh yeah really clean my bathroom um dude it's kind of foggy today I'm loving it I'm loving it I'm loving it

what's the current mcdonald's jingle let's look that up mcdonald's jingle 2020 all right gotta pause that music to listen to this on top of the hot and deliciously juicy quarter pounder ew what okay okay it's perfect it's perfecter

dude shit's imploding in the world if that is our current McDonald's commercial just that represents 2020 well what's this one sorry i just have to watch this mcdonald's famous orders 2020 super bowl commercial this might be long

why do i want those fries right now this early in the morning this is you know what fuck you mcdonald's oh my god the mcgriddle shut the fuck up people that say mcdonald's is gross or they don't have a soul mcdonald's is good all right mcdonald's breakfast is good it it's horrible for your body but it sometimes here and there you just need you just need hash brown in your in your mouth or you need a bucket of fries oh my gosh oh you know what's funny this morning dude i don't care how long this podcast is it's saturday i'm feeling good you know i'm stalling because i don't want to scrub my fucking shower tiles i'm sorry for swearing mom um my sister and i were talking

about like she's like have you mentioned influencers yet like the cliche basic stuff they always talk about and do and it's funny how she mentioned like lemon water in the morning and apple cider vinegar and like getting like today she's like have you talked about how people say like first thing i do when i wake up is i make warm lemon water and i drink that while i you know like meditate like she was asking me if i've commented on that and of course i have like I I'm I don't think it's fully out of my system yet episode 44 still kind of feeling like I need to bitch about it but it's funny how she brought up brought up that example like have you mentioned this before and anyways I was thinking about it and yo I am a changed woman like I don't I don't

fuck around or I don't waste time there I'm saying fuck again I don't I don't waste a lot of life hours with what am I saying I don't go out of my way to drink lemon water anymore or extra greens and apple cider vinegar shots before a meal like all the little remedies I used to do we are a waste of fucking time like straight up like I know it works for some people personally doesn't work for me I thought about it I'm like I'm overthinking something like drinking water like I go I go water in the morning here's my morning routine I drink I drink a shit ton of water and I'm like it's coffee time bitch no I'm not drinking green tea I'm not going light on light with the green tea today I'm not drinking matcha I'm not doing lemon water first 30 minutes

before I drink coffee I don't do any of that I just go water coffee boom I like what I like and I stick to it I'm stuck in my ways you know what I mean I think that's what I love about growing up you figure out what you like you can't you don't waver from that it makes you feel better it makes you feel good about living living your life every day when you don't feel like you're oh it sucks i gotta drink my lemon water first because social media says i should don't let influencers influence you it's a bunch of bullshit especially if they talk like this when they're telling you the instructions about what to do in your day i even bitched to my sister i was like yo she agreed with me I'm like that's this that's a that voice isn't natural everyone learned how to do that

everyone that's a learned behavior no one talked like that no one talked like that back in the day no one did and I used to put that fucking voice on I used to put that voice on secure in there on social media guys I'm so obsessed it's just like how people talk I'm not you know what I mean it's cool it's cute it works it sells shit you know the thing is is it sells products it moves product you get those swipe ups when you talk like that you get those people using your people are using your code when you talk like that you really get people to buy shit when you talk like that and I think it's a great great strategy so dude I'm fascinated I said this in the beginning of the podcast I'm fascinated fascinated by human behavior and psychology and I gotta I gotta talk

about it I gotta talk about somebody's gotta somebody's gotta you know keep us in check and mention shit I'm an observer you know I think it's the middle child thing is that a red flag for guys by the way if a girl's a middle child I don't know why am I self-conscious being a middle child but I'm an observer I watch my older sister do shit and I'm like I don't want to get in trouble I'm not going to do what she did then I watch my little brother and I'm like I don't want to do that so I I'd always be the mediator the peacemaker in the family fights and I'm annoying in a in an argument sometimes because I am I can see things so well from both sides that it's hard for me to take a stance take a change make a change no break away no I like understand where

why people have their opinions and their beliefs and I understand how how they see things I'm able to like put my wear their shoes really hard and it's sometimes annoying I think it's annoying for my for my family it's like Jacqueline just like back me up but I'm like well you know Robert was like you know in his defense like can't you see why he thought that from how he sees it anyways dude I don't know anyways I'm uh I'm gonna end this podcast be self-disciplined patreon.com slash TJMS. If you want to support the show, if you want to support the show, right? If you want to do that, if you want to hang out with me on Patreon, see all my exclusive content, patreon.com slash TJMS. All right, moving on. We got YouTube. You can watch me on YouTube.

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