The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 47- Young Entrepreneurship

Episode Date: October 20, 2020

It's Burrito Tuesday! I talk about my hips, false narratives, Dave Portnoy, hiking next to Kevin Hart, medication, and the fabrics of my life. Have a great day!! :) Patreon.com/TJMS https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic

What's up? It's episode 47. Welcome back to the show. hey guys it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show happy Tuesday day. Look, I don't know who your favorite influencer out there right now is, who your favorite Instagram influencer, YouTube influencer, podcast influencer is, but you're about to trade up. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart, you're about to trade up after today's episode. I'm going to take that position in your heart. Okay. I'll become your favorite influencer. I'll become your favorite podcast host. I just, I'm really, I'm really feeling that kind of, that kind of energy today. Um, what am I saying? I'm just saying like, I so apologize for showing

up sick and complaining about life yesterday on Monday. Not a good way to start your guys's week. So I apologize, but look, I got my meds. I picked them up this morning. I'm feeling a lot better. Uh, it's always feel uncomfortable talking about that, but I seriously can, I will never go five days or no six days without my meds. Um, my, my mom was messaging me. She's like what happened honey like you can't do that you gotta like you can't have gaps in your person like in your prescription or whatever so anyways I'm feeling a lot better today my life my shit's together in my life together I worked out I got cute for you guys I'm on camera today for the first time in a few days because look Jacqueline takes off the weekend on YouTube I don't post a

video on Saturday and Sunday and then also sick days so yesterday I considered a sick day and honestly, it's, I'm, am I being a slacker? You know, I really came out strong saying I'm going to do this seven days a week. And then I'm like, well, actually not on YouTube, but anyways. So today's going to be a really robust episode. I have a lot to talk about. I'm going to go into yesterday, obviously talk about what happened as I, honestly, it was just a big wash of the day because I had a headache slash migraine for literally all day. It sucked. I couldn't move. I felt like shit all day. So not much to talk about, but I'll get into it. I have some updates regarding some things I told you guys yesterday. What did I, did I say I wanted to go on a cleanse

yesterday? Like, I don't even know why I said that. I'm like, dude, I'm going to order my burrito tonight. I don't need to go on a cleanse tonight. What the fuck was that? So anyways, I read a book last night though I was proud of myself I made a goal this week to read before bed and I did that so anyways let's get into it um dude who am I kidding going on a cleanse when I have I have burrito Tuesday today's Tuesday burrito Tuesday if you're new um I like to do everything different than other people because I like to be better than other people and that makes me feel like I'm cool when I do things that are the opposite or different special and quirky and unique and most people celebrate taco Tuesday but I celebrate burrito Tuesday here on the podcast

so hi um I mean I also say things super sarcastically and yeah get used to it hi um okay so let's get into yesterday um yeah I had a headache all day I'm really sorry for being negative on the episode I was so like boring and negative um I listened to a little bit after because I was kind of self-conscious of how I talked so I I listened like 15 minutes of it I'm like oh shit I can't do that today I'm trying to like I'm trying to bring it I want to be your new favorite podcast host I want to be your new favorite influencer today so I'm going to try my best um let's see I was horizontal most of the day complaining about my headache and here's what I noticed about not taking my meds is I get they definitely work because I

was spiraling I was so negative I couldn't stop thinking negative thoughts and uh that's on high I have, I actually have depression, I have an issue with that, so medication is necessary this time of my life, and I'm working with therapists, hopefully, it's just a little bridge, you know, to get me the other side, hopefully in a year I won't need it, but who knows, anyway, so I was being negative, laying around, and then I, just to fuel my negativity even more, just to really stoke the fire of negativity, I watched the news for a while, you know, it was countdown yesterday, it was 15 days before the election, I was like, you know what, I want to, I want to check in on the news so um you know occasionally I like to play a little game I like to call spot the false

narrative spot the false narrative I love playing that game when I watch the news it's really fun I invite you guys to try to play that game it's really easy it takes you I mean within I'd say 30 seconds of watching the news yesterday I spotted the false narrative and I was like oh this I'm winning this game right now and I don't know you can it's like lay down on your couch sit set in front of your tv and try to try to say sorry try to find as many false narratives as possible and it's a great it's a great time so I did that all afternoon um it was great um like what else did I do not much honestly I tried to oh I know I was doing yoga because I you know my head hurt so I was trying to go light with what I was how I was moving my body and I

discovered um I discovered this device I have in my house that releases my psoas which is like your hip flexor it's like one of your hip flexor muscles I think it's really deep it's hard to access but I've been seeing all over Instagram I have a friend that he um has this thing it's I think it's called the hip hook and there's also like Mike Chandler always plugs it uh he always plugs his sew right basically it's a it's a it's a I don't know how to explain it like a self massage tool that you lay on to help release your psoas anyways I found something in my house that is basically what these companies sell to release your psoas and he's why am I telling this story so intensely um so I was laying down I was doing yoga and then I found something I was

like, okay, I'm going to stick this under my hip. And then now I have a bruise there. Okay. And now I have a, like a dark purple bruise on my hip. I went too hard. I, it felt good though. So I feel like it was a good, um, it was a good thing. I did it. But anyways, I laid on my, you know what it is? This is a weird, I can't even believe I'm like, I'm like, why spend, I don't know. Some of these things are like over $200 to like it's basically a little wedge you stick in your hip right so I'm like what do I have around the house that looks like that and I found my happy light my little happy light which I bought back in college when I I lived up in the northwest I lived out in eastern Washington going to school oh shit in Washington State University and I got

this light that emitted radiation on my body I don't know what is it called it had like special it had basically you stick the light by your face while you work on your computer or whatever at the time I was in school so I was like studying and whatnot and apparently it helps you it like helps seasonal depression so I found this light in my house yesterday that's it's like a it's hard to explain anyways I shoved that shit under my hip and I laid on that while I watched the news and was looking for the false narratives and that's how I spent my fucking Monday all right anyways uh if also if you're new I mean I feel like it's episode what 47 today I feel like

I feel like there's so many new listeners no some people probably haven't been here since day one so if you're new I do this is an audio vlog this is like instead of writing in my journal I'm talking it out and that's this so I talk about what I did the day before and then what I did today and whatnot. So anyways, and I drink coffee a lot and I over-caffeinate and I malfunction. Okay. So that's a thing too. Anyways, let's talk about, um, today. So I went to the gym, obviously. I can't tell by how snatched my face looks. I disclosed that before a long time ago. I was like, look, half the reason I do cardio in the morning is to get my face snatched so I can look sexy on the podcast. Get that, you know, that bloaty morning face out. That's why I like

working out in the morning because you look good all day because you look I don't know you look healthy so yeah I went to the gym this morning I watched the morning toast podcast Claudia and Jackie's podcast are you like caught up with that and uh I just want to congratulate then after that I watched another podcast I just want to take the time right now to congratulate Dave Portnoy um for for his new podcast with josh richards i can't talk with josh richards from tiktok congratulations uh i watched the whole thing i think it's a great show i think there's a lot of potential there um it's called bffs podcast i think yeah bffs it's interesting i kind of i get why dave is you know i get i feel like i you know he's the barstool man

and um the barstool is this is this triggering for anyone by the way i feel like there's some haters out there that are like jacqueline's trying to be like call her daddy she's trying to um like she's trying to be a barstool bitch and i'm like look that's not true i mean i am my own niche i am my own podcast company host i am my own network what am i saying uh so i'm talking about dave i just i i'm doing this to congratulate him it was a great podcast I'm looking forward to the next episodes and uh Josh Richards is a he's a he's a fine young young man uh I'm not talking about how he looks necessarily just like his he's well spoken he's got a good head on his shoulders um I'm curious to see what the next episodes will

hold all right anyways moving on I watched that um oh and by the way I was on a hike this morning again with Kevin Hart on the treadmill there's a guy at my gym that's literally Kevin Hart like I'm convinced this is a simulation Kevin Hart as a doppelganger that's basically his twin out there that goes to my gym and anyways this guy was on the treadmill like two over for me because we're social distancing right and I inclined walk walked and then I ran this morning but it always feels like when we are on the we're on the treadmills doing our incline walk together I feel like I'm on a hike with Kevin Hart and it really motivates me so yeah that happened again today um anyways back to the whole like Dave and Josh Richards podcast thing I was thinking about it while I

was watching it I'm like look I think a lot of people you know they're like what the hell this doesn't make sense Dave like you're a husband you're old or whatever and or you know what I mean like why are you hanging out with tiktokers why but here's what I thought about I realized that I don't care what people are doing for their careers their jobs who they're hanging out with what like any of that because I I love especially in entertainment content creation I love collective energy where you've got young kids the TikTok kids and their TikTok houses doing that shit got Dave and Barstool and his people in his world and you have like all these different people coming together and there's this collective energy because everyone just wants to have a

fun life and do dope shit and make content and entertain people and have a good time and I don't really care who it is or what their background in or if it makes sense or if they're old or young like I just get so inspired by it and I'm like look I I'm down for that shit I love that shit and I I recognize that in um in the you know influencer space as much as I bitch about it I get it like people are just trying to have a good time have a fun life you know do their thing and I'm here for it anyways okay so yeah anyways that was a thought um oh I have a note here I was gonna complain about my neighbor talking to herself next door but um then I realized I can't say that let me drink let me drink some water look my neighbor i haven't i haven't mentioned

this neighbor i've i've upstairs neighbors loud chairs binging around neighbors upstairs and i have door slam neighbor then i have man bun neighbor my hot neighbor from across the street i haven't told you guys about my oh man if she listens to this i feel like fuck former school teacher neighbor who is such a sweet lady but whenever she's in her bathroom because i know the layout the like the blueprint of the building right um i actually built this build no um whenever she's in her bathroom she talks to herself and it's like it's it's strange like the phrases she says are like she goes oh i can't believe she did that and like she'll say that out loud she's not on the phone she'll just be like i can't believe she did that or

oh like or she talks to her little dog she has a little chihuahua that's like 23 years old I'm pretty sure it's 23 years old anyways so I got annoyed by that this morning because I'm like every time I try to go pee I have to like if she's there at the same time because it's literally bathrooms next to each other my walls are so thin I swear to god like the or the bathroom walls are everything else is pretty good except for the bathroom anyways so every time i go pee you have to hear like ah shit i should do this i should have put this in the cupboard or what the like most random random phrases but here i am seven days a week talking to myself in my apartment so i'm i can't say anything i can't complain i'm i support her

all right maybe she's i don't know um okay oh i have a note here moving on so that's what happened yesterday and today now we can go into the segment where i'm going to talk about conducting conducting an investigation on long john silvers okay so first of all i feel really bad because this was a tiktok i saw about long john so long john silvers and i can't find the tiktok to give this girl credit but she said she's so funny she's like we need to conduct an investigation on long john silvers i've never seen one i don't know anyone that goes to them like where what is this restaurant so i thought i would google it because i have never actually i've heard long john silvers but i've never seen it i swear my brain just doesn't know what it

looks like so i was gonna google um what it what it looks like to see if it's even a thing or what if this is a conspiracy we need to dive into i don't know let's look it up long john silvers wait is this a like a seafood place okay wait maybe i do know about this sorry i'll turn on the nfl music that's me trying to be funny which it's not funny actually it's annoying at this point long john silvers i need to go into maps i need to go look like if there's one in san diego directions crazy so yeah I wait what 55 minutes away wait oh if that's if I take a few I have to take three buses to get there in 55 minutes or I

can drive in 12 minutes what the fuck excuse me um potty mouth potty mouth um so yeah it's a thing I just thought that was funny because I realized um I'm so full of saliva it's disgusting um yeah I realized I never thought of it or seen one or I've never eaten there but I'm looking on google google images and it's it's definitely here and it's around it's five minutes or it's 12 minutes away from me and uh shout out long john silvers all right moving on um oh so in the past episodes I've been vocal about football I've been talking about football I've been mentioning the NFL I've been mentioning the games and a piece of me has been a little bit self-conscious of that and like I don't know I feel like I'm trying to be I'm

trying to cater to my audience a little too hard like Jacqueline just talk about whatever you want to talk about don't need to talk about things just because you have an you have 85 or 90 percent males watching that watch football you know what I mean like you should talk about whatever you want and who cares but then I realized you know what I actually like watching football I I choose to watch the games I watched like five games on Sunday or however I watched every single one of them well parts of parts of all of them if you know what I mean I can't watch all of them at the same time okay um not that cool but I realized like sports are a fabric of my life they're part of my life and I I should just embrace that and mention it and talk about it and be one of the

boys and it's all good. And I love football and go Seahawks. Anyways, I want to get that off my chest. And I, uh, had that thought and then I was like, what other, what are the other fabrics of my life? So without further ado, I thought I'd list off things that are like important. Yeah. Fabrics of my life, the things that make me, me, the things I'm curious about, interested in are always kind of a part of my life experience. My little, you know, humble abode here. All right. Um, obviously sports. I'm a big, I'm a big football watchers of college football, NFL, um, baseball. I love watching that. Um, weirdly, I don't know. I like, I, and basketball, like I'm a basic bitch with my sports. I like to watch. Um, I love watching a bull riding, tennis, uh,

golf. Okay. I know people say like, it's people that like to watch golf on TV or psychopaths, but listen, it's my favorite fucking thing to do. And I'm not afraid of saying that or admitting that. Listen, when I was a little girl, a little wee one, when I was a little kid, I remember my favorite thing was like laying around on a Sunday, watching football or excuse me, golf and taking naps. Like hearing the announcers voice in the background is so therapeutic and and calming and so i just love like lazy sundays watching golf it's slow it's just zen as fuck i love it and also i got this weird i need to talk to my psychiatrist about this or something but um i had this weird ocd like thing where ever since i got into running on a treadmill in college

like it was what i it's just what i did constantly running i mean what's new i'm still doing it I ran, what, seven miles the other day? Who runs seven miles on a treadmill for fun? I, I like, I, if you're new, I prefer being propelled by a treadmill belt over the ground, the ground, over running in the great outdoors. Okay, anyways, but when I was on the treadmill in college, I always watched golf. I always watched golf when I ran, and I couldn't, I couldn't watch anything else. I put on the golf channel and I ran to golf. That makes no sense. And again, I'm going to talk to my psychiatrist. Like I get, is that OCD or is that, you know what it was? I feel like the, like as I'm running hard, you know, I'm watching something slow and calming

and it was like the opposite of what I was doing. And it like cooled me down. I like calmed me while I ran so there's some new information I've never told anyone on the podcast so hi okay another fabric of my life podcasts listen podcasts forever I just started I remember I think I've told the story back in seventh grade Bratz and Bretta Bratz and Bretta they're video podcasts which was the thing video there were video podcasts back in the day like there are now on youtube but it was different it was through itunes you'd like watch the it was very weird um but i started watching podcasts a long time ago listening them and then stopped in high school and picked back up in college and yeah like there's no it's not weird i'm doing a podcast

i'm obsessed with podcasts i watch them on youtube like i watch i don't watch netflix i watch podcasters which actually i didn't tell you guys last night i watched um your mom's house again which was great anyways um another fabric fabric fabric of my life uh farming farms country music farm life I was never on a I was raised around big farms like dairy farms potato farms like all these farms I lived in a we never we weren't farmers ourselves we had we had a shit ton of animals all the time like always horses always sheep goats bunny rabbits chickens we always had a chicken coop tons of cats and dogs and shit like I always had a ton of animals lived on a little funny farm but we live next to dairy farms my whole life and so I feel like I haven't

told farm stories in a while but that's a fabric of my life um anyways oh fishing like that kind of stuff you know what I realized this is okay wait I'll get into that in a second oh another fabric of my life being a hot girl I actually wrote that in my notebook and that's kind of embarrassing but yo like it's part of my life being a girl I mean hot girl that's subjective right um only I the beholder but if I had to behold myself I would say like I'm a lukewarm like six I don't know I think my personality punches it up a little bit like a seven whatever anyways being a girl doing girly things beauty skincare makeup fashion all that shit that's part of my life all right why am I doing this list today I wrote coffee obviously fitness

obviously oh my gosh how could I forget social media huge fabric of my life my life my life it's weird I don't want to get too in my head about this I don't want you to get too in your head about it but like yo we're on our fucking phones so much every day it's like our lifestyle is your phone is just holding it like a little infant on the youtube podcast you can watch and that's kind of cute imagine me with a baby like this what it would look like our phones are like our little children and it's weird how it's like one day I'm in high school and or like one night one day I'm t9 word texting do you guys remember t9 word on a flip phone and then the next thing I know I have an Instagram I have all these apps and

Snapchat and I'm in college and now I'm posting it's just like a whole new world and then Instagram stories I feel like took it to another level now you're checking up on other people's lives all day and then that's what we're still doing 2020 so anyways social media fabric of my life and then this is a segue into the next topic but I feel like entrepreneurship has always been a fabric of my life or like I don't want to I'm not like the classic entrepreneur person in 2020 that you know I'm not a I don't know like a Gary V type of chick like wait that's a weird example but you know what I mean I'm not I don't have a business but when I think about my childhood I thought I could I could segue this into childhood entrepreneurship stories

my young my young hustler days when I sold sticks to people I'll get into that I have a whole list I wrote there's like 17 different things I wrote that I used to sell um oh and then I mentioned yesterday how like what the fuck was a magazine sales in elementary school and like selling chocolate in school you get the most rinky-dink prizes you'd work so hard and then you'd end up with a i remember i ended up with a the big prize was a bubble gum stick it was like a tube full of bubble gum what the fuck noises i don't know why i make so many noises on this podcast everything about what i do it makes me so insecure about myself and i'm just embracing it i'm like look you chose to do this honey accept yourself at some point you're gonna have to get over it but

sorry for the noises I make it's kind of gross honestly I don't know if I've I don't listen to other podcasters that sit there and make slurpy noises and then I feel I feel like I go like all the time it's my little nervous noise I can't help it oh I didn't update you guys on um yesterday so I mentioned I got hit up on tinder by someone that I was like I liked a lot and then I were like I've met him a couple times like I don't I don't know we never he like moved away and so anyways I messaged him back yesterday and then nothing no response um why am I saying this oh but I was realizing like okay so you know how you can see who sees your story like you know how it shows like the little like three circles if you go like I don't give a

fuck I don't really like check but I saw he watched my story he doesn't follow me um and I was like what the fuck he like just stalked me right so I'm sure he saw my tinder message so I'm like then I got then I was like shit all the content I've been posting recently is a bit much and I felt nervous I was like oh this is probably like not cute and you know he did a little stalk he decided she's not for me and he moved on and that was probably how that's gonna end I should see if message me back probably not um I don't know this is not that who cares like why why why am I telling you guys but I tell you everything um yeah nothing but I saw you watch my story so I'm like he did a little stalk he decided Jacqueline's not for me and that's okay former Jacqueline would be

so like pissed or I'm just assuming things by the way I'm assuming things you know what I mean it all adds up though I send him the message back then he stalks my Instagram and then I'm like okay like no response oh you know maybe he saw my recent I like posted one of my episodes on my IGTV and it's literally me in a bathroom looking like shit and sounding crazy and so I get it I totally understand um but former me would be so in my head like Jacqueline like just tone it down just delete all the shit on Instagram that would scare the boys away don't act like that act like that on your podcast but don't let any boys know you have one like literally i would probably downplay this fuck it you know what i mean i'm over it then i'm then i'm as whitney

cummings would say shape-shifting for men and i don't do that anymore i i i show up exactly how i am as if we're dating and that's how that's it that's it that's all that what you see is what you get end of story i'm not trying to curate and make myself look better than i am or any of that shit anymore okay so let's talk about my entrepreneurship life my young entrepreneurship like five-year-old selling sticks life um it kind of goes a little something like this i told you guys i lived out in the farm farmland now when you live out in a farm it's kind of counterproductive to show up to have a lemonade stand and stuff because there's like one house per well i mean it's not out in the

uh regions in the world or like like I feel like middle of America type of towns no I lived in a it was it was I lived in a populated place no um it was Jesus I'm why am I struggling to say this there weren't a lot of houses I wasn't in the suburbs you know what I mean but anyways I would do like a lemonade stand all the time with my neighbors we would we balled out so hard one time and we we had our okay I don't know what story to tell first there's so many um one two three four five six I'll do the lemonade stand thing first because I feel like that's a good start basically we convinced my friend's parents they were our next door neighbors they got us a Costco refrigerator box out of the dumpster at Costco and then we painted that thing pink and we set

sat it out in front of their house and that's where we would that was our little like business or a little building and they cut out a window and we had a little thing so cars could drive up right anyways we sold so much shit out of that we sold so lemonade was like the thing right so we did lemonade oh and we're so uh such good people all of the all of the proceeds went to the animal shelter we would go give give all the money away just saying that's my contribution to society right there like 50 the humane society when I was a kid anyways so we did that and then we would sell like we take sand and fill balloons up with sand and call them like stress balls and then people would like show drive by and buy these and these were like farm workers these were people

around the farms like there weren't like kids our age around really buying the shit from us we even painted rocks you know like pet rocks that was a thing bake sales I don't know so that's like where it all kind of started and then from there when i went to kindergarten i went to private catholic school kindergarten times um playing with my new rings sorry that's when i started selling sticks it was more like a trade it was more like a trade like a i feel like i remember learning about in history the pelt trades or like the seal pelt trades in the what was that in the Hudson Bay I don't know so like I went so I started out like really young this is probably all the same time I just have a bad timeline and memory but when I was in kindergarten we started

like exchanging sticks like little sticks on the playground at recess we would all collect them okay I need to like collect my thoughts before I tell the story okay I took a little break I'm sorry I want to apologize right now I feel like today's been all over the place because I'm on camera and I'm I don't know it's like make me I've been off camera for three days and I don't know how to act or talk so hi okay let's do the stick story yeah I was selling selling lemonade and all that stuff with my neighbors and at school it all started where we would or the selling shit at recess stuff started where we would we would go around the playground and collect wood chips and sticks from the trees and all this like timber we were long we're basically like loggers

lumber I don't know woodworkers and it was like me and my friends and then we would exchange them with the boys or the older kids or whatever and we'd have our little station I don't know our recess I lived so excuse me I went to school where we didn't get the playground upgrade like most of the schools had the playground upgrade by that by then but we still had the old wooden like you're gonna get a sliver to go down the slide you know what I mean like the thing was old and shitty so I remember we would like be on the playground or like the jungle what is it called the swing no it was like this giant structure it was like a wooden castle with a slide and all that fun stuff we would set up shop there and trade sticks and then I don't know all of a sudden it turned into

rocks then we were then we were collecting rocks and I was such a little nerd when I was a kid I loved I feel like my biggest curiosity so I loved astronomy when I was little but I also liked rocks and geology and I would like take the rocks I got from we go to Pike Place Market in Seattle and I would go to this little shop where you could buy like polished nice rocks and like quartz crystals and all these cute little things and I would like take those and try to impress people with them and sell them anyways yeah so that was the thing and then at home so that was at recess okay first of all I don't know if this is interesting to anyone out there but everyone likes or I've gotten a lot of messages about me reminiscing about life and so this is

kind of that segment and then I'm gonna wrap this up um and then at home so my neighbors with our pink refrigerator box from Costco doing that shit then I had me at recess selling sticks and rocks it was more like an exchange a trade and you know what the sticks ended up being the currency for the rocks which was weird so we would like trade sticks and then we would like you would buy rocks with those sticks kind of cool when I think about it um but at home oh my gosh then at home I started popping off as a young entrepreneur this is when my family probably was just like my parents especially were like we have that we have a situation on our hands I started taking the mail out of the mailbox and so I had a post office I had a let me read the list here at a

post office a grocery store a movie store I was a tutor I was a maid car wash like so many like little businesses around the house but I remember vividly the the post office business I opened or I would wait for the mailman to go to the mail to drop off my parents bills and their mail because you know it wasn't it wasn't paperless back then you know what I mean and and get the I would take it out of the mailbox in the morning like the newspaper and everything and I'd bring it to my little post office and I would charge them for their mail I'd be like it's 25 cents you want to read the newspaper give me a quarter you know what I mean and they I feel like they played along and had fun with me and did that um but sometimes it was like where

the fuck is my bill like where are my bills like what's going on you know it got it got chaotic and they had I remember my favorite thing when I was a little girl was going to my mom's office and I loved adult shit so I've mentioned in the past that I really I couldn't really get into playing with Barbies and playing make-believe and stuff I I never felt natural and like I always felt like I was like oh I'm supposed to be having like or I'm supposed to be making voices for the Barbies and I didn't feel I don't know I couldn't do it so all the stuff I enjoyed was around real life adult mature stuff that's why I loved having little businesses and little stores and whatnot so my favorite thing that was going to my mom's office and I would like collect her office

supply shit that was like old she was getting rid of or whatever or she'd like have extra and I remember getting this giant filing system with different slots where I could put my parents mail and like but they're I could label their name and whatever and it was I think I was like six I have no clue I have like I said I have weird memory or like a weird time like bad timeline or you know what I mean so yeah I would like anyways that was in my bedroom by the way just like set up in the corner welcome to the post office and then I feel like let's see another one um the grocery store my siblings and I would get on we would all kind of do this together we would take all of our pantry items not the stuff out the fridge obviously we take all of our pantry items and then like I had

these labels for my mini cash register that's what I want like I'm a kid I'm like I want a cash register not only did I buy myself a safe with my allowance which is another story I don't think I've told I might tell that today I bought my parents got me a little mini cash register but this thing had barcodes it could actually scan so for our grocery store for my little grocery store business my siblings and I would all like gather up our cans and all their pasta boxes and all that stuff we would set up a little grocery store and then like for dinner time my mom would come in and shop you know what I mean and we'd check her out and I'd have my little scanner so we did that um library was probably the longest business I had open because my room was basically

the library you know what I mean I take all the books that we all had and I would you know do the barcode thing with those and it was so I just feel like when I was a little girl playing store having my little businesses selling shit to my parents my siblings and stuff it was so like it was like this whole world this whole like vibe I can't describe it it's it was I I love the process of selling shit and making money and that's that's stuck with me forever I feel like it's a little it's like part of me it's a I'm saying this because it's a fabric of my life why did I do that segment who knows this is a lot of fun to talk about and reminisce so I hope you're having as much fun as I am um oh okay and then I do like the same thing the library thing

um and the movie thing were pretty much the same concept basically like movie store take all the movies you get the idea um a couple other things so then I started tutoring my brother I don't think I did I charge him I think I did of course I did this was never nothing I didn't do anything for free I was like look if I'm gonna tutor you you're paying up so I would help him with his homework I love like playing teacher and doing that and then that's another one and then I would clean my siblings room for them I swear I was only charging like a dollar or like 50 cents like not that much um I would clean their rooms what else did I have anything else on here car wash yeah I don't know I don't feel like I could I shouldn't drag this segment on too long

um because it makes me sound like I'm stuck in the past I'm like I'm I miss being a little girl being a little young entrepreneur it's not the case necessarily it's just like I don't know it's part of my life oh I was going to tell a story about my my safe I bought so it does it sound like I'm tooting my own horn right now by the way is it like Jacqueline just told us how she was a young businesswoman and like did all this stuff that everyone does when they're a kid like having a little post office and library in their house and selling stuff on the playground like that's so normal everyone does that I don't think it's unique or special or cool it's just me telling my life story okay get over it anyways this story

though is kind of like me I guess so I've expressed many times that I like hate spending money like I like I don't know I somebody hate it I think you have to live your life and spend your money but I get, I just get nervous about it. Like I don't like to. And anyways, um, it's probably why I like, I still haven't bought a new car or like, just like, I don't like, I don't, I don't know. I feel like a bad adult. Like there's some shit you should just buy and take care of. And I'm like, um, but when I was a little girl, we occasionally would get like for different periods of time, we would get an allowance, like depending on what my parents were, I don't know, like how they were doing I don't know that's weird but uh at one point we're getting like I think 10 bucks

a week got a lot for a little kid I don't know it was like five dollars a week ten dollars a week um anyways but every Friday so for this time I think I was in like fourth grade third or fourth grade and we would get our allowance every Friday after school my dad would like open his wallet and you know give us i have a younger brother and older sister pick us up from school hand us our ten dollars and then he would take us to walmart and he was we called him the good time man because he was like a good time you know we always did fun shit with him and uh he was a cool dad you know what i mean gave us our allowance and like go spend it kids and i never spent it i remember i go to walmart with my brother and sister and my brother always bought like hot wheels and gi joe

stuff. And my sister would buy Barbies and Barbie clothes and all that. And I never, I like never spent it ever. And one day I, cause you know what I like to do? This is like, I don't know, is this OCD? I like to stack the bills, like just on top of each other. And I would iron them with cornstarch. My grandma taught me that by the way, so random, but my grandma taught me how to make a dollar bill more crispy and like how to make it new. So you take cornstarch and you iron it out. see I'm like literally like collecting my dollar bill my ten dollar bills and just like stacking them anyways one day after school my dad picks us up gives us our allowance and then you know we go off to Walmart so fun right and I'm like down the safe aisle and I'm like oh I want to

buy a safe I don't know I was like I want to put my money in a safe so then literally I buy a little black safe with a key and then I kept stacking my money in it you know what I mean and that's just what I did and I I don't know I loved I just got it I got I understood an early early age that money was freedom money is energy it's freedom it literally is that it when you have it you can do stuff you can be free you can buy whatever you want you can travel wherever you want and when you don't have it you know it's life sucks and so I think I realized that young and so I started saving young and I don't know um anyway so I just that's another kind of related to my young entrepreneurship story but yeah I I uh I don't know this podcast what the fuck

I was gonna tell you guys this is like a segue because we're dating uh oh it smells so good I haven't mentioned like my outfit of the day recently or my perfume I'm wearing or anything about like I don't know my yeah like what I my appearance but I'm wearing I decided since I you know feel good today got my meds back on deck on board I just want to you know be nice to myself today because yesterday I was in my head so much I'm like I have a headache I was negative today I'm like I'm gonna wear my Chanel because you see this is usually my everyday perfume when I'm actually around people and like you know what I mean but I'm saving it I've been saving it all because I'm like why I should I should wear it for myself but you know whatever so I'm wearing

Chanel chance today if you want to know what I smell like go to your local Nordstrom spritz a little Chanel chance on a thing and now that's now you can imagine what I smell like I don't know is that weird I used to do that with um oh my god I'm gonna expose myself right now I had a crush I'm not gonna say on who or at what time in my life but let's just say I had a crush on a celebrity a boy I mean I was young okay and I remember my friends and I would go we would go to the like cosmetics perfume section of Nordstrom or Macy's or wherever we'd like spray it and be like oh my gosh this is what he smells like ah oh my gosh I even okay when I was younger I broke up with someone once and I like sprayed the shit I like put took I think I had like their t-shirt

still and I like sprayed their perfume all over it and I was really sad I always get my heart broken like that I don't know why I would torture myself and do that but I was like I don't want to miss I don't want to I want to smell this I don't want to stop smelling the smell fuck okay anyways who's depressed I don't know if I like recording I record this way too late today by the way so I don't know I'm like feeling a little rusty today because I'm on YouTube it's literally 2 p.m i never record this late um yeah i feel a little rusty i feel like a little motor mouth like i don't enunciate any of my shit because i'm just like um but i didn't i need okay this is maybe i'll end it today maybe i'll make a decision i'll

take a stance i'll take it make a change and i'll say jacqueline stop calling attention to your your voice and how you talk because nobody gives a fuck and only you do so shut the fuck up you know what I mean like you don't hear Joe Rogan going I really don't like how he said that last sentence you know what I mean like he doesn't do that he's a he's a g he's a boss at what he does he's been doing it forever like I'm still on month what I'm on month two now dude episode 47 47 days in a row gotta work this muscle I gotta work I gotta I gotta do it every day to get good at it and so yeah I'll be insecure and I'll mention how I talk and that's annoying but whatever

go to the big leagues you know what I mean at some point I'll stop saying that too alright happy Tuesday I feel better hope you guys are doing well patreon.com slash TJMS

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i'm like yeah i'm in their living room they're just hanging out and talking i'm part of the you know i'm part of the club i'm part of the group sometimes i respond all right i do laugh out loud a lot of the time especially like i was watching your mom's house last night when they played the tiktoks i like lose my shit it's good it's good for your mental health to watch someone hang out with someone so if you need a little bestie to hang out with go over to youtube and subscribe and watch this um also subscribe to the podcast and leave a review and uh that's all I have today honestly I was gonna should I check my dms um wait I posted I forgot I posted something on Instagram sometimes I like I'll post something and forget I did it and then I'm like

wait oh oops um mom dms she just sent me again justin bieber lonely on snl she sent me another message jack i hope you'll go running with me like old times i'm practicing i can go around the little block oh my mom and i whenever i go home we go we do like morning walks and runs but she's practicing for when i come home for thanksgiving and christmas i'm i can't wait i'm gonna be home with my mom for a month and i know every morning we're gonna wake up drink coffee go on our walk and i live well up where she lives it's just gonna be so cold it's the northwest right so i can't wait for that and all my old coats are at her house so i always like get excited to wear my old coats last night i posted something and or i sent

her a selfie and she's like cutie pie smart and important oh i love my mom that's cute oh shit what else do i have here dms reactions to stories i don't give a fuck don't ever send me a reaction to a story type out a sentence please what is this oh my god no someone's like it's a bot are you looking to grow your personal brand and business for a thousand followers i can get oh wait guys help me through this right now so i can spend fifteen dollars and get another thousand followers i can spend seventy five dollars and get five thousand or i can spend ten thousand or one hundred and fifty dollars to get ten thousand followers i don't know that's tempting dm me if you're interested she says payment via paypal that's sketchy um anyways not a lot of juiciness

on my dms right now just a lot of reactions to stories i never react to a story like i just i don't like that feature on instagram anyways all right happy tuesday time to shout out my patreons i'm about to do that and the podcast love you guys i hope your week's going well i hope you're happy i hope you're fulfilled i do have a hot man outside i could mention right now. I haven't people watched at all in this episode. Lime green shorts, though. Lime green, they're up high on, okay, so he's not, they're not those long shorts. They're, like, you know how basketball shorts, or, like, that length is out, it's out, it's out, off, what's the term? It's, uh, left the chat. Like, your inseam needs to be a lot shorter

now to be considered a, I don't know, fashionable man, but he's got lime green short shorts on it's kind of hot but I don't know too far away to tell I'm just proud of him for being out on a run at 2 p.m. who the fuck does I don't know like when I see people midday running I'm like I don't know I'm a morning workout bitch as I said in the beginning of this it's because I like to get my face snatched I'm trying to get sexy for you guys for each podcast working on the jawline you know what I mean I hate waking up with a puffy am I gonna end this podcast no but I hate waking up of the puffy face. It's like one of the biggest bitches of life. It's like, why? I have to like

move around and sweat first before I can like, I don't know, bitch, lose some weight. Just go on a diet. Shut the fuck up. Insecurities being a girl. It's so fun. I'm sure guys out there notice that too. Everyone has a morning face. It's puffy. It's all good. Now I got a mailman I could talk about. I don't want to end the podcast. I can't believe I used to do like two hour episodes. dude shout out this mailman he's got a bucket hat on okay i need to stop i need to stop i think i'm gonna carve a pumpkin today you know and and have a yeah i didn't even tell you guys what i'm gonna do today i think i'm gonna carve a carve a carve a pumpkin carve a pumpkin read a book tonight potentially go work out again tonight because i said i wanted to lift three times this week and i

haven't done that yet so oh it's burrito tuesday order my burrito watch some tv dude life is good i love my life i'm seriously i can't stop glowing about this podcast i'm having so much fun it's helping my mental health and hopefully hopefully it's helping yours another day another podcast all right guys i love you and i'm going away now all right bye hey my little patrons of patreon.com slash tjms what's up how's it going guys good news i've been putting together an album on my phone of pics to release this week so get ready they're they're so a lot of them are embarrassing but i don't know some of them are they're just funny and you'll i hope you'll enjoy them so i know you'll enjoy them anyways here's your shout

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