The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 48- Freek-A-Leek

Episode Date: October 21, 2020

Hiii today I talk about The Bachelorette, country boys, a podcast photoshoot, 50 Cent's Biden tax plan post, Joe Rogan and Kanye, and getting my sh*t together for a big work week. Happy Wednesday!! :) 

Happy Wednesday, it's episode 48. Welcome back to the show. Hello everyone, it's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. Happy Wednesday. How's your week going? How's it going out there? Guess what? Today's gonna be a fun episode. I'm gonna talk about obviously what I did yesterday and you know make this a little vlog like I always do. Talk about what I did today but I need to let everyone know who can't see this on YouTube right now if you're just listening that I'm sitting next to a campfire currently. I mean I built myself a little campfire for the set today.

I played around with new lighting. I have a you know a new lamp in the background. A new and I set up a campfire. Just go over to YouTube to see what I'm talking about. Um, it's honestly going to make me overheat because I'm wearing my Washington state university alumni sweatshirt, which is like this thick sweatshirt. And then, yeah. Um, anyways, I like put it so much deodorant on. Cause you guys, I, I have, I mean my, this studio slash my kitchen dining room, it's my, my little like kitchen breakfast nook is my studio, but it's not that soundproof. So I have to do what I can to like shut all my windows before I do this and like put soft cushy stuff around me and anyways um unnecessary information go to YouTube and watch this and see what I'm talking

about anyways um okay sometimes I finish the episodes and I'm like I bored the shit out of everyone so today I'm gonna be I'm gonna try my best for your Wednesday today to make this fun and make this entertaining and I need to start things off by sharing a song I listened to at the gym this morning and you all need to listen to this today. All right, here you go. Am I going to get an ad? Here it is. Ready? There you go. Freak-a-leek. Petty Pablo. all right there's a little snippet of it yeah so Freaky League by Petty Pablo is the song of the day uh great song really takes me back to my high school dance days where you know you like grinding at a school dance in front of all the teachers was such a thing like

I can't even believe like just anyways so here's a little throwback for you I'm putting together a Spotify playlist of the TJMS song of the day. Uh, it's usually, I mean, I haven't made it a segment that I do every episode, but, or I could do a song of the week, whatever. I'm putting together a playlist and currently I have that on it. I also have this song. Another banger. There you go. So yeah, anyways, I love music. I like, I like songs that, uh, I can crump to, you know what I mean those weren't really crumping songs well the first one was but I don't know I just like to I like to get thrown back to a time where I was in like middle school and high school those are the best that like the 2000 I'd say like 6 to 2011 era of music said what a time all right

I got iTunes jumping jumping up and down wanting to I hate when icons do that at the bottom of your screen it's like attention please quitting iTunes anyways okay let's make today fun um no coffee fact I've completely neglected and stopped doing that on each episode I can't believe I had it in my head that I'm gonna do a coffee fact seven days a week that is boring as shit but I'll let everyone know if you're a new listener that I'm drinking my classic instant coffee my instant Jacob's coffee and if you can't hear it in my voice just I gotta let you guys know now that I'm recording this way too late in the day and I'm over caffeinated, underfed. I worked out, got too excited to podcast and here we are. Anyways, I also have water next to me. Why am I

telling you this? Let's talk about yesterday. So, okay. Yesterday was a great day. Monday I was sick. Tuesday, or I had a migraine all day. Tuesday, it was a great day. I did a lot of work. I did a lot of like podcast learning on YouTube I mean shit like I don't really I mean I know what the fuck I'm doing 48 episodes now it's like yo I'm a pro I'm a pro at this shit not really but like I go to YouTube to learn about lighting and I don't know just any little tips I can find this whole podcast is one giant learning experience right I've said that so many times but yeah I did a little poke around on YouTube and I got some work done for the podcast some behind the scenes shit like oh yeah you can go to patreon.com slash tjms if you want to watch

this excuse me that's youtube if you want to support the show and see my patreon exclusive content that no one else can see also uh everyone gets a shout out at the end of the podcast if you're a patron so that's cool um and of course yeah you can watch us on youtube so anyways i did some work for the podcast did some i i don't know i like took myself to to school podcast school yesterday and uh I've concluded that pretty much all you got to know is uh just have a personality and a great great lighting and you're fine you're gonna do fine you're gonna flourish in this business anyways um also I said this so early on I think like episode two it's like your set is basically how you would decorate decorate how you would decorate your room if you're like 12 years

old I have like random stuffed animals and shit around me and like little like cupcake stuff and anyways pumpkins and a campfire today so yeah if you look at grown men and their podcast studios it's like a little kids room so there's your little podcast studio tip of the day I could not show up on YouTube with a set that's like I'm a millennial I'm minimalistic I'm just gonna have a chair and my laptop and a light like fuck that no I'm trying to give you guys as much shit to look at while you watch this on YouTube as possible because I noticed I do that when I'm watching a show on YouTube I like I check out the background you know what I mean so there's a lot going on today anyways so yeah I did that chilled I released my hip again which felt great I think

that's gonna be my new thing since I'm doing a lot of running like doing a I talked about it I think yeah yesterday I was like I found this thing in my apartment that is like a hip hook thing where I can like get my psoas or like it digs into my psoas and I felt like after I did it I laid I was on my phone watching YouTube videos while I was doing it learning of course you know educating myself about podcasting and I was laying on for so long I was laying down there and I got up and I was like I have new legs I have like a new hip what the fuck just happened so yeah super into that I did that again um oh okay okay so I overheard because my windows were open outside or open yesterday and I overheard these two guys like going first of all they like pulled up in front

of my white BMW pulled up in front of my apartment and I was like what the fuck okay there's that's not a parking spot it's just like next to the road or on the side of the road I heard these guys talking like podcast talk and like photo shoot talk like yeah so I'm gonna get you from this angle and it's gonna show like there's there's not gonna it'll look like you're in the sky because basically I live on the top of a hill and so where they took it was a podcast photo shoot that's what I was trying to tell you I witnessed a podcast photo shoot yesterday and I was like whoa what the fuck uh so these two guys were like setting up like their literal like Joe Rogan type of well I guess every podcaster has it um mic thing with a little desk and a chair

on the side of the sidewalk just outside my apartment and they did a photo shoot there for like 30 minutes and I was just so I got second hand second hand embarrassment a little bit but I was like you know what I'm at the stage in life where I would do that shit too like I don't care I'm not embarrassed like I used to be but it was kind of cheesy and corny how they were I don't know doing it and he was I don't know what I should have you know what I didn't have pants on so I was like like I want to go out there and like say hi and or whatever like oh hey I have a podcast too whatever and anyways so I witnessed that and then they drove away I don't know what the fuck was going on. I'm pretty sure it was a podcast photo shoot for his, I don't know, like

podcast anyways. And then I watched him yesterday was such a chill day. I mean, honestly, I like lounged around a lot. I watched impulsive and, um, there's something I took away from the episode that George said that was so like, damn, that makes sense. Or like, I get that. Um, he mentioned how hold on I need a sip of coffee like no I don't but I want one he mentioned how when like when you watch a show like Friends growing up or Seinfeld or something and you see the actor in real life you know them as their character like that's how you've always seen them you see them as their character on the show or the movie they're in or whatever so he made those george said that when you're an influencer when you're a podcast host or when you're a youtuber people

when they come meet you in real life are meeting you as you they're not meeting you as a character that you're in a movie that you play and so that's something that's kind of i guess nice about this shit is that i'm sharing myself exactly how i am as if we are friends in real life you know what i mean and it's not like I'm podcasting as a character a fictional character every day so I don't know I he said that and it really hit me I was like whoa like if I met I don't know like Adam Sandler or something I don't really know Adam Sandler but like like he yeah he's done interviews and shit but like on a real life personal level of or like like if he was a YouTube vlogger I'd probably know a lot more about him as a person but I only really know him as his like persona

his act you know the the characters he plays anyways so yeah watched impulsive took away that little golden nugget and of course Logan said uh what did he say that I was like oh he always says like cliche stuff but this one was good he's like it's nice to be important but it's important to be nice. I don't know. He's, he's cool. I like that show a lot. Um, and then I watched, let's see. Oh, I didn't carve a pumpkin. I said I was going to carve a pumpkin yesterday and I didn't do that. Um, which is fine. It's all good. I watched, um, Oh, the 50 cent taxes post that he made about Biden's tax plan. And then it was like California 62% or whatever blew the fuck up. Right. But I, I watched, um, and I want everyone, if you're listening right now to go

over to Candace Owens Instagram and I don't care if you love her or hate her just go learn something she posted the most just badass informative super like quick I think it was eight minutes educational video about how taxes work if you've never really if you don't really understand if you think you know how like taxing the rich works and all that just go watch it I reposted on my Instagram story but yeah I saw that um what else oh yeah I watched The Bachelor I have some thoughts um oh yeah and I ordered my burrito yesterday I forgot to take a picture for Instagram but yeah it was burrito Tuesday yesterday and I ordered my burrito it was a great great little uh meal while I watched The Bachelor that was I don't know what an episode let's get into it so I know this

is super unimportant information for you guys to know but um I am really stressed out about how late I've been recording the episodes each day and I don't feel like I'm on point I feel like mid midday is the worst time to record I'm better off doing this at like 7 a.m so I apologize which I shouldn't do I should be unapologetic about this shit but I'm learning and I'm taking you guys along with me while I learn but I just I cannot do midday recording this sucks but I want to get into The Bachelor I actually watched um this was last night but this morning while I was working on I watched The Morning Toast with Jackie and Claudia I always talk about them and I'm obsessed uh with their podcast but um I agreed with some of the shit they said about Claire and

how she treated the guys last night on the show and um I don't know is anyone out there a bachelorette watcher the only reason I'll be honest the only reason I'm like getting involved this season is because I want to be a part of the conversation I want to be in the know there are so many shows out there that everyone talks about that I have no I don't watch tv so I'm kind of annoyed that this is maybe an OCD. Like I make a decision that I'm going to follow a show for the entire season. I'm fucked. I have to watch it every single time it comes out. That's it. And so this is the, this is where I'm, um, where I'm at with the bachelorette. Like I have to see this whole season. I have to pay attention. I have to talk about it. And to be honest, it was all I could

do to get through the episode last night. Like what a boring piece of shit of an episode. Like here's all I want to say about Claire. Okay. I'm not here to make friends. I'm not here to like like I don't know make everyone happy but here's what I say here's what I want to say about Claire um she's not chill she's not chill all right she's not I don't know how else to say it she's I need to see her off camera at the end of a 10-hour workday like exhausted I need to see her like in that state because the cameras and the sets and everything is making her so like that what did claudia say she's like she's um so matter of fact and like militaristic about how she talks to the guys and it's like it's a bit it's it's kind of annoying and it's like

she even said claudia said she's like a school teacher looking for inconsistencies like all the guys have to do everything like correct like last night they didn't immediately approach her when it was time to someone could like steal her away to go talk to her they didn't act quickly enough and then she called him out on that and got all like upset which was so over like way too dramatic and um anyways what else did i write about this yeah like i don't know i don't know that episode it was just again like phony and cheesy how they did the love languages thing where if you don't watch the episode they had this like king arthur fucking castle set up where the guys had to come up and like profess their love to her like talk speak from the heart

and they did this thing with blindfolds where they came and like touched her and she had to like I don't know like guess who the guys were or whatever which is just odd um I don't know I just get uncomfortable watching the show because I'm like this isn't natural this isn't like nothing about it I don't know you know me I'm so chill I'm so like I just want to like throw on a sweatshirt and not try hard I don't know that this is a weird example but like when I watched episode I'm like these are like the dodgeball scene where all the guys got naked because that was like really strange I felt like that was so like and then she hugged them it was very odd um I don't know I was thinking about it too she she sent a guy home that she was I didn't like how she spoke

to him like she's so put off that and he was on camera he's probably nervous and he basically said that when he found out that she was going to be the bachelorette he immediately signed up because he thought she was so beautiful and everything and he wasn't really speaking I don't know he couldn't get his words out it seemed like and so she was basically holding it against him that he didn't do his research and know everything about her and watch the previous seasons where she's been on the show and like all that stuff like he would she sent him home because she was under the impression he was only there for her looks and like because he thought she was beautiful which I was thinking about it and like yo yo when I first meet a guy or like see him on the internet

or whatever it's pretty surface level like that I mean I can do a deep stalk and find shit out but you know as much as you show on the internet but for the most part when I meet someone and I start dating them you peel back the onion you like learn you learn about them each time you hang out and talk and and date each other and is that a car crash outside Jesus I heard I heard a car horn I live on a dangerous intersection like area by a hill if you don't see the person coming up the hill you know what I mean t-bone situation anyways but yeah for the most part you meet you meet someone and then every time you talk you discover more and more and so I was like this is natural this is actually how it's normally how dating normally occurs with most people so I

didn't like how she just was like put off by that and sent him home but she knows what she wants she knows what she's looking for so he wasn't it and honestly I was putting myself in her shoes a little bit I'm like look I think if I had a room of 30 guys I don't know I've never done this before but like I think you just kind of know like who I could probably weed out 95 like pretty much I could narrow it down to like two people pretty quickly I bet and so I'm sure that's what happens because if I don't know I just don't like some of the ways the guys talk and like their mannerisms and stuff it's weird I'm you just know that's not for you and so it's probably that guy was probably like that for her and she's like I just gotta send you home so anyways um okay so that

was last night and then oh my gosh this is like whoa have I even talked about today um yeah it was just boring as fuck I didn't even watch so I actually I watched it oh guy from San Diego got a kiss and like talked to her last night so that was cool Jason I like like he hasn't really had a lot of talking time or like screen time on the episode on the show yet literally this is episode two so I was like yay you know he finally like talked to her and like got a little one-on-one time so that's good but I literally stopped the episode right before the rose ceremony and the ending because I didn't even care it was like whatever um and then it was Blake Moynes is that his name yeah like what he did was kind of like I don't know he like like like like um I don't I don't

care I don't want to talk about it um is this is this a fun episode what did I say in the beginning I was like we're gonna have fun today whatever again recording this midday is I can't do that and I have a note here, like, sort of about that, because I've, my work, you know, I, well, I don't talk about it much, but I do this podcast, but I'm also working, and next week, I know it's gonna, the load is gonna be a lot heavier than it is right now, and so I'm mentally preparing for my daily routine starting next, like, Monday, because I need to get my shit together, but anyways, I slept eight hours last night, that was good, I had a night, I went, oh, guys, I had the worst nightmare like I think all year last night and it was really vivid and

like realistic I know it's boring to listen to someone talk about their dreams but and I don't even know if I should say this because it sounds like you could like you could like figure out who I'm talking about or like try to piece this shit together if you know me personally but basically like it was the gist of it was like it's so weird but I was like cleaning a mansion and I don't I've not like I've this isn't like my actual house or anywhere I've ever lived so it was like this didn't this wasn't it was like a fantasy world I was cleaning my mansion for my man my boyfriend and he came home so and I was like stress cleaning because I'm like he this has to be clean before it gets home I don't I don't want it to be messy I don't know why this

was my dream and I was like organizing the fuck out of everything in fear which was odd and then he came home with another woman so he's my boyfriend and like he came home with another woman and she was they got married I don't know it was weird really weird and then he kicked me out and then I don't know then I like woke up it was very weird but I just remember being like just so heartbroken just like torn about it and anyway so yeah that was my dream last night and then I worked out this morning obviously like told you that already watch the morning toast um ah funnest podcast ever episode 48 should I quit podcasting yet is this boring um what else do i have oh i keep seeing so i i've mentioned before my my gym is like a it's like a hub of

football players like former football players or current i don't know there's like a football team around somewhere and it's so motivating when i was working out this morning like shit you know they really motivate that they work out as if they're preparing for fucking war like it's 300 that movie and like they're going off to fucking battle like they work out so hard and i was so motivated by it so yeah i like just wanted to comment on that today so many hot guys all right and then um oh yeah of course i was power power walking to country music and then i started running i started out with country music then i started running and i ran and watched the morning toast on YouTube so um what else is here oh then when I left the gym what when I left the gym there

was I had my headphones and I could like I couldn't hear anything but all of a sudden this guy on a bike is behind me really close and I'm like what the fuck he's like and I felt like I got it pretty quickly he was homeless he's like do you have any quarters do you have any cash do you have anything and I literally had just my cards like I had no cash on me maybe a couple pennies in my glove department in my fucking car but I felt really bad and I was like shit he just needs a quarter like I couldn't even come up with a quarter then I was like trying to think of I was trying to be resourceful like what do I have in my car like what could I give this guy I don't know and then I'm like well he's is this scary not really like what's he's just he was super nice he said god

bless have a good day you know what I mean just got really depressed after that I sat in my car and kind of got teary-eyed I was like I have it so good like fuck it got me really sad um see how that happened I've mentioned homeless people in the past on the podcast like I know this podcast isn't going to change the world I can't really like save humanity with my voice like this I mean realistically like what am I fucking gonna do with a podcast right but I was I was saying I was like if I could not completely get rid of homelessness but like improve it dramatically somehow that's like a life goal and I think it has to do with my upbringing I volunteered at the homeless shelter a lot I was always like my mom is she's like mother Teresa

every time she sees a homeless person she like gives them money or she like helps them and we've taken people in before and I don't know it's it's just important it's like close to my heart so anyways I saw this homeless guy and I got really sad and I just hate seeing people suffer like if you're the thing about it is that it's in front of your face like when I'm you know walking around the city in San Diego here and I see it's like right there and so it bothers me and yeah so anyways enough about that um oh and then when I drove home changing the subject let's have a fun time now let's stop being depressed about homeless people uh when I came home this morning so I mentioned last week there was a couple that broke up I like watched I witnessed

a breakup it's really sad but I saw them back together this morning they were on a morning walk holding hands so I don't know what I witnessed but they're back together and life looks good for them. So excited for them about that. Um, that's the latest, that's the latest news on the neighborhood. I don't know. Drama. Shit. Um, okay. Then I was thinking about it. I was like, what could I talk about today? I was like, I don't know, just getting in my head, thinking thoughts. And I realized that a lot of the stuff I used to be obsessed with and super into, it's left the chat. It's gone. It's out of my brain, out of sight, out of mind. Like I don't care anymore. And I don't spend a lot of energy thinking about these things. And it's, it's weird

because I used to be obsessed with like fashion and, and makeup and, uh, like jewelry and girly stuff like or even like health and fitness and like learning about like certain types of diets and like how like paleo works and how like I used to be like into it you know what I mean or types of working out um what other shows I obsessed with but now I'm at this place and I think this is cool this is like a cool realization about I don't know I'm in my mid-20s so I'm starting to like realize things and really get set in my ways this is like early stages of stages stages of becoming a boomer no I realized that at this time or at this point in my life I only do things I want to do and I don't get inspired like I used to by shit that's like it doesn't mean anything

to me anymore like it used to I used to I used to have like I used to look at fashion week and I would collect Vogue magazines. I mean, I used to work, want to work at the place or whatever, but I used to watch like bloggers and look at Pinterest and watch YouTube videos about like clothing hauls. And, and I understand as people's love, it's their passions or hobby, just like mine's podcasting right now. So you know what I mean? It's like, I love microphones. Okay. I like microphones. I like podcasting. That's my shit. But I realized like, it, it's weird how I'm now in my mid twenties and like my priorities have shifted and I've established the fact that I know what looks good on me, like clothing wise and fashion wise, clearly big sweatshirts. Like

that's my shit right now. Not showing off my body and wearing big clothes. Hi. Um, I realized like, I like, like I have my makeup by me. I use the same makeup palette. I'm showing the camera. I'm such an influencer right now. I'm like, literally this looks like a beauty influencer, how I'm showing it I like the makeup I like I don't need to go to Sephora and discover like a new brand and all that shit like I don't know um and then with like health and fitness I work out a certain way that works for me and I eat a certain way that works for me and it's like I don't need to get inspo for the next 20 years about fashion and lifestyle stuff like I just do what works for me and I like what I like and that's cool that's my little epiphany today so because it feels I think

you know what I've realized that I think it feels better to live life every day making decisions because that's it represents exactly what you want and you're in the driver's seat and you're not like oh I scrolled Instagram this morning and I saw something so now I'm gonna go make lemon water I haven't made fucking lemon water in like since probably February like it's an extra step of my day I'm like how much of is this really changing my ph or whatever they say it does like people make it they get I mean I get it it works for some people they like their they like their little routines but I think I'm living more life now or enjoying my days more because I'm not spending extra mental like I'm not wasting mental space or shit I'm not overthinking the

steps I take in a day and I'm not like I gotta I don't want to say this influencer's name okay because I don't like to be negative and and again it's people's hobby it works for them a lot of people it's their profession like sharing their lifestyle tips on their stories all day but I'm like if you tell me you take a five minute walk in the morning again like this particular person documents her day the same thing every single day down to a science that is so robotic and annoying I I just don't under I used to see that though the reason I'm saying this is I've had a little epiphany because I would see that in the past and get inspired I'd be like oh like I want to have like a perfect little day like that and now I'm like fucking

none of I don't want any of that none of that no I wake up I do my morning routine it's mine me it's not to share with the world and confuse other people and inspire their people fuck that and I work out and I podcast and I chill and then I do some work and then I chill again and then I sleep like that's it so that's my little epiphany of life figure out what you like like I spent the early half the first part of my 20s getting inspo and you know I was influenced by influencers you know I read everything learned about everything human optimization fashion like minimalistic shit I don't know like mental health and I'm applying it now I'm just like okay I've discovered what I like from that and I'm doing it and I'm just yeah I hate chaos I hate being

pulled in 10 directions by 10 different influencers trying to tell you how to do shit anyways that's why I'm a big believer in muting people like I only watch like I don't know like five people's stories like I'd say 10 actually like 10 people um because there's too much information okay anyways we're over um let's talk about Joe Rogan and Kanye West I was uh yesterday on impulsive I saw the the guys were talking about it and they were trying to like unpack it because apparently apparently allegedly uh young jamie has coronavirus and i'd like to believe he does but they brought up a couple points that are like this is i'm curious about this they are saying that like maybe you know joe has it he actually

has it and just doesn't he wants to like you know lay low and not have to like tell everyone he has or whatever and then someone was saying that I think like Mike was like uh before the election you know Kanye's on the ballots and shit and it's probably not good to have you know do a podcast with him pre-election I don't know I think Jamie has corona I'm gonna go with that I'm gonna go I'm gonna go with what Joe told everyone and believe that but it's interesting I'm like because I'm really excited about the Kanye West episode obviously uh and on that note i really gotta work on my sound effects and shit like when i listen to other podcasters they have it so down like they'll say something and it's like can't tell me nothing or like whatever like

an actual like song like a good section of it will play anyways um dude episode 48 slowly but surely gonna get better at this it's gonna take me 10 years but I'm here for it what's happening um oh and then I saw on TikTok uh this morning what the fuck is this podcast what the fuck Wednesday you know what I mean that was wait two weeks ago was that off the rails episode I just don't know what to talk about honestly but I saw on TikTok this morning uh this fucking Joe Biden Ukraine audio thing and I'm like I don't even know what the fuck is going on it's like there's so what's going on in the ukraine with joe biden what's happening i'm so out of the loop i saw that and the guy before the video played he's like he's like so intense

like please share this please screen record this it's gonna get taken down in 20 minutes and then it's like audio of joe biden like speaking the fastest i've ever heard him talk so clear and so concise and he something about the ukraine i don't know what the there's something about is like Hunter Biden is I hear like buzzwords about shit in the news and politics and I don't dig deeper I'm just like whatever shit's happening we're gonna elect a president in 14 days fucking happy 2020 I don't know it's a weird time there's so much to know about and so much to learn about and I'm not well versed on any one topic and that sucks sometimes you know when I was watching candace owens speak so eloquently about taxes and that 50 cent post i was like god damn

it i need to read more more books i need to be self-disciplined and stop getting you stop going on tiktok and learning i learned shit so quickly from tiktok it doesn't it doesn't it it's it's like it rolls off my head what's the word see here i am struggling to even fucking say this social media addiction is real it's screwing up my brain I can't even speak this out um I don't absorb anything and actually understand it fully you know what I mean and that sucks so I don't know what should I get good at learning about what should I get more knowledgeable about should I stop this podcast Jesus Christ I mean what's my thing I like you know what I'm better at. Maybe this is why I shouldn't do a podcast and I should just stick to what I'm good at. I'm

better at writing shit out than speaking it out. That's why I take a lot of notes. I work so hard for you guys. Like this notebook is so full right now. I write a lot and I think speaking is a struggle sometimes, but that's why I'm doing a podcast. I'm trying to get better at it. Anyways, what's happening? Um, patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show segue promo um and also go watch us on youtube the campfire is it's getting really hot yeah it's too hot right now so go go to youtube to watch the the uh campfire do its thing i'm like gonna i'm gonna get pit stains from how hot I am right now. How should I continue this podcast? Um, pretty much knocked off yesterday

and today. Uh, bachelorette bitched about that. Yeah. I'm just like, when are we going to get a chill bachelor? I don't know. I don't want you to show that much, but she's like a Disney princess. She, you know, when I was thinking about it and like, let's get in my, let's, let's overthink and get two in my head right now. Let's do it. Hi guys. Let's get into my brain I was thinking about it and I know that a lot of like because I've been told this by guys before so I'm just speaking out what I've learned or what they say I realized that bubbly like like happy bubbly personality is very calm calming and guys like that kind of energy around them so I understand like why these men are super attracted to Claire like I get it

but something about it, it doesn't feel like real to me. And I think it's the cameras and it's honestly just the whole show. So I just want to see, I just want to hang out with her one-on-one like this to really get a, get her vibe. Cause I think the cameras are kind of, they're exasperating the phoniness and the Disney princess cheesiness. Um, I don't know. Wish her luck. Who knows what's going to happen on the season, but I'm, I'm locked in. I have to watch it, I have to know what's going on, then, okay, let's get back in my head, so that's what I was gonna, I was gonna elaborate more on this, sometimes I'm, like, self-conscious of how I don't give a fuck I am, like, how, like, weird, I don't know, like, it's, is it pretentious to say this,

or, like, whatever, I'm not, like, sweet, like, a sweet little, dainty little, hi, hi, you know what I mean I'm I'm so sweet but I'm not sweet I'm I'm all I'm all the things I think I'm kind of um I don't know like people just label me as you're so yeah what was that noise you're so chill and you're so like whatever I'm a great I'm fun time and the thing is when I'm around when I flirt and stuff and I mentioned this so many times I I'm super like I get I get cute like that, I get, I don't know, what did I just say, like, around guys that I like, and then, I don't know, we're, I'm talking to you guys as if we've been married for 14 years, you know what I mean, I'm not, I'm not trying to be cute and impress, I'm just shooting the shit, oh, fuck,

I got a voice message from Felix, wait, it's not his name, his name is Jay, this is the guy that he made the he's from the the nappy and jay podcast they made a podcast about me called podcast beef uh because he came at me with an audio message about tacos versus burritos anyways let's listen to what he fucking said oh i fuck with people sometimes so the message he sent me a response to a story and then i replied typing dot dot dot because and i do this to fuck with people this is your little tip of the day your little dming tip of the day um it messes with people a little bit because if you go if you write typing dot dot dot in your as you dm someone what they see in their inbox is typing like you're typing right

and so I sent him that so this is what he said back let's listen he's gonna again get self-conscious of his voice he's gonna go on his podcast next week and be like she played my voice message voice message again and he's gonna get all insecure about it but I don't give a fuck he sent it to me it's my show here you go damn you say I fucking type paragraphs you've been typing for fucking six days what's good um because again I wrote typing and he said I've been typing for six days so that worked um gotcha I don't know what I don't know what to say about that I was just being a little shithead like I don't want to reply to him about what he said to me like I don't want to make a conversation if I'm being honest like I don't

like I don't know not into it look I'm kind of not to be a bitch because here I am like I am self-conscious about I'm not a sweet girl sometimes I get really like this I'm a bitch sort of bitchy but like I'm at this point where I get it we all meet each other on the internet now and everything through apps and social media and DMing and then you meet them and all that stuff. I'm kind of at the point now where it's like, yo, I want to be my local Home Depot, buying some glue, some wood glue for a wood project I'm working on or some shit. I want to be at my local, you know, Vons and I want to meet someone in person. I want to be out at a bar. I want to be in person when I meet someone because I'm I've decided I've completely abandoned and given up on trying

to impress people through the internet and like hoping that how I portray myself online is going to attract someone because I don't give a fuck I'm like until you cross my threshold and walk in my door not no that's not our first date until I go out to a restaurant with you and like talk to you and go on multiple dates with you and like get to know you in person I don't give a fuck about the internet and DMing you and getting to know you that way and I know that's a really maybe a I don't know small-minded boomer kind of position to take about online or about dating in 2020 but again I like what I like and I established that like ask me out on a date come I think this guy's in northern California I don't know where he lives but make a trek out here get on your

Lewis and Clark shit get in a covered wagon whatever you fucking gotta do get on a horse and why do I think you don't have a car that's so obviously just drive down and meet me you know if it's that if it's that for you if Jacqueline's your woman you want to come and meet me you want to date me show up you know what I mean show the fuck up make the trek make the road trip fly out I don't fly out to guys anymore I mean I can't say it anymore who knows but I can't believe I met told this story many times I literally flew alone to London and then got on a train to Manchester to meet a guy for the first like that's how I met someone one time for the first like we did the online thing and then we met that's probably all you got to know about me is this bitch crazy

she has this podcast is she trying to be called her daddy is she this like what who is she who does she think she is having a self-titled jacqueline monroe show podcast like who doing it seven days a week who the fuck is she uh oh oh wait she met someone for the first time and like crossed the world to meet them bitch is crazy that's all you need to know there you go guys actually that might be that might be kind of sexy to some people because like I'm adventurous I'm spontaneous whatever so yeah anyways I played the audio message the guy said that and made me think like I don't give a fuck unless I know like I just don't if you like I'm nice to everyone online as a like as an online relationship I don't see people on the

internet and go like like let's I want to make this work I'll do this long distance thing I want meet you like we're never gonna probably we might meet I might be a guest on his podcast who fucking knows you gotta find your local the local singles near you or whatever the fuck is it tinder that says that find local singles in your area dude what's up with tinder verifying people I was on it the other day um I hadn't been on it for so long and I saw there's there there's little blue check marks next to people's names and I'm like if you have a verified tinder I just I'm it's that's a red flag like if you I don't know what the process is to do that but I don't know I just again can't I can't take anything seriously it's just my brand it's a super on brand for me to

question that but I don't know oh I wanted to do an update so again like I just said I'm not down for like online long distance dating stuff or whatever but honestly okay how do I say this um I don't know I don't know how to actually phrase this because I'm a walking contradiction okay we all are so I'm going to speak this out I realized that sometimes if I find someone online like I I met this guy through tinder one time this is this is the guy that I told you he messaged me out of nowhere and I was like what the fuck and I thought about that I was like wait I don't think I've only like seen you in part like real life twice so whatever um but he hit me up like after a year in the he messaged so I'm like wait that's kind

of flattering if someone's thinking about you messages you that's all I need to know like I don't really you know we haven't that conversation isn't flowing it's not happening like I don't I don't know what's happening and I don't know what that was but I was thinking about it's like kind of nice to know oh someone was thinking about you all these months later or whatever the fuck um but no I wanted to say the reason I kind of like tinder or like online dating apps this is why I'm going to sound like a contradiction is because like low-key low-key no when I go out in San Diego or like I I don't think I the guys around here my kind of guys like my type if that makes sense or just not I kind of like oh this is weird I don't know is this offensive I like

kind of hickey dudes like not hicks but like more country like they I like guys okay I'm just gonna say it I'm just gonna say I'm not here to make friends or I don't give a fuck I like guys that go hunting they fish they like that's it that's so fucking like boring like I like lumberjack men like guys that are fucking they sit around they drink beer they listen to country music and they hunt and fish and that kind of stuff like and sometimes it's heart honestly like it's because of their vibe I think because I'm around in San Diego it's a lot of you know entrepreneurs a lot of you know which is fine I don't think there's anything wrong with

that or a lot of like they're more city and more like clean cut and like I don't know they surf and they're tan it's a whole different thing they talk like broey here just it's it's hot I don't think it's but when I meet a guy that's more country more he leans more that it's it's so hard to find around here because yo I grew up in farmland I've mentioned this so many times I grew up out in you know in Washington I've lived next to a dairy farm my whole life you know I was playing in dirt and like fucking going on a four-wheel four-wheeler wheeler through the fields and like I mean swimming in the rivers and like that kind of shit and so it's it feels comfy when I'm around someone that's also that partakes in that lifestyle so this particular

person I again I've literally met him twice like I don't know much about him but like that was the appeal that I saw through tinder or like when I saw his pictures I was like oh this is different this isn't this isn't this is refreshing so yeah hit me up if you can hunt and fish and you want to take me out let's throw take me honestly I really want to go fishing I think I'm gonna go fishing I don't know if I can fish probably can't everything's everything's like it's not the season but when I go home for the holidays I just want to go fishing like river fishing not not like ocean San Diego fishing it's all honestly that's fun too I've done it you know I've been on the boat during spearfishing missions and I'm a great bird watcher it's a good time um am I coming down

is this the come down section of the podcast look I've been I don't know if I'm still bringing it like I used to when I was really fired up to do a podcast like episode 1 through 20 and I'm kind of in my head about that and I feel like it's the time of day I need to cut this I need to do this at 7 a.m. when I'm in my prime I need to do a 5 a.m. workout do a 7 a.m. podcast because I I'm hitting a wall it's currently 1 p.m. I haven't eaten anything I've over caffeinated I've worked out I worked out for an hour and a half again this is not the health and fitness podcast but god damn I I'm in it right now I'm so in my workout groove again which feels good wow okay let me just go back to the dms I don't want to leave them on scene

fuck I'm just gonna say lol like I don't really um i just said lol now you guys we did that together dm someone replied to my story always love the way candace expresses her views she's so well spoken that's my goal honestly with this podcast is to cut out every like i say and erase every fucked up sentence i create i just want to get really well spoken so you know what that's what i'm doing let's watch some stories whitney cummings obsessed i'm just in love with her she's like i want i honestly want to be her friend or like i want her to be my like mentor female like mentor i don't know she's just so

I just love her energy god damn how about that Lex Friedman podcast I'm not I'm not over it yet I could not stop shutting up about that her podcast with Lex I was like shit she's inspired me you know I've been inspired by a couple people this year I've been inspired by the impulsive podcast I don't know why but they've inspired me this year I've watched every every episode throughout quarantine. I just like it. It's, you know, I, I tweeted this. I think I said, um, watching YouTube podcast makes me feel like I have a social life. Cause I'm like hanging out, just hanging out with the impulsive boys and like their guests and everything. Um, that's actually really depressing, but you're kind of, it's nice. Cause they're having a normal

conversation. You're just watching it, but they've inspired me. Emma Chamberlain has totally inspired me she's kind of I guess watching her vlogs this year it's kind of the catalyst to this and me going like fuck it just like she does like she doesn't show up to the internet every day to impress people and try to like make her she's like she says I look like shit she's got acne she's got her hair all crazy she has eye bags she doesn't care and that's that's so real and it's so like refreshing to see. So when I was watching her vlogs, first of all, my sister's like, you remind me of Emma Chamberlain, which is so flattering because I'm obsessed with her now. But she's like, when we're just hanging out like this, this is how I am. You know what I mean?

She's like, go do that. So hi, that's why I'm doing a podcast now. Emma Chamberlain inspired me. She's such a, she's such a badass. And then obviously Whitney Cummings, her podcast and just how just her everything about her so I'm trying to be her when I grow up and she's not even that much older than me but like I just get it I get it I get it the less the people out there that don't I don't know that go to the beat of their own drum or they just really inspire me um I don't know. I should wrap this. Happy fucking Wednesday. This episode was so fun. Never recording this late again. I can't wait to eat. I'm so hungry. That burrito didn't hold me over like I thought it would. Shout out Lucha Libre tacos shop in San Diego. Best burritos in the land. I

I think I'm going to start preparing my own burritos on Tuesdays because it was, uh, it's a hefty bill, a hefty Postmates bill. Sorry, mom, you don't want to hear this, but you know, normally it would only cost me like probably like 10 bucks to get a burrito and, uh, Postmates jacks it up times three, you know, but I'm supporting, you know, my local Postmates. So it's the least I can do in this time, in this pandemic, in this time, Postmates support your local Postmates. they have a hard job and you know well it's it's it's crazy um have i squeezed everything out

have i squeezed everything out let's find out let's go to cnn.com let's uh let's spot some false narratives let's do this it's one of my favorite games to play i talked about yesterday music is over the top all right um song of the day freaky leak pd pablo oxycontin maker will plead guilty and close down what purdue pharma agrees to plead guilty to federal criminal charges and pay more than eight billion dollars for its role in the u.s opioid crisis why does this seem like a big fucking day big headline cnn.com um this is great if that's the money will go to opioid treatment and abandonment abatement programs

the privately held company has agreed to pay 3.5 billion a fine of 3.5 billion dollars whoa as well as forfeit an additional 2 billion in past profits in addition to the god damn it stupid ads uh wow that's crazy whoa that's crazy dog i'm just reading the cnn.com headlines now for no fucking reason it's wednesday what the fuck wednesday hi something going on the opioid crisis something positive um the real reason trump walked out of that 60 minutes interview let's see what cnn has to say on tuesday president donald trump abruptly ended an interview with leslie stall of 60 minutes lovely woman and refused to return for a second interview alongside vice president mike pence

another ad i'm just i should probably end the podcast does anyone actually listen to it this long is this the part where you tune out i don't care um just having fun having fun on a Wednesday my neighbors are so fucking annoying I get like my so negative my energy my body just like I always say my toes curl under when I hear them making noise upstairs so I'm just like shut the fuck up I get angry about it I get real angry about it I want to I think I said this a while ago I was like I want to get those little pads you put under or like chairs that make it like like so when it slides on the floor it doesn't go like that that's what i hear

something about trump walking out of 60 minutes i don't give a fuck let's go to a different headline hi you like it danny um i really hope jamie's okay if he has uh young jamie if he has corona I really hope that's the case, because, I don't know, this Kanye interview better fucking happen, though, I don't care if it has to happen after the election, I just really want it to happen, I need to know, I need to know, I need to see that. Um, I saw a thing, this is kind of crazy, uh, the stats on the pre, on pre-voting, apparently something like 22 million people have done they've already they pre-voted compared to

2016 where only like six million people at this time had voted pre-voted so that's crazy it's gonna be so interesting this election um again i just want to get to the other side i wanted to get i want to get over with there's a lot of uncertainty in the market you know what i mean right now and shit's happening with like stimulus bills and all this motherfucking like craziness with that so once the dust settles the election is over we figure out what the stimulus shit is gonna be we're gonna have more like i don't know certainty the market because you know i'm uh oh no oh no you didn't you didn't hear that I've been getting into the stock market this year

in fact, let me check shit out right now don't look at the reflection of my eyeballs on YouTube to see what my investment portfolio looks like right now, okay interesting you gotta just, you know what I've learned in the stock market

you can't be emo about it, you know what I mean just keep your head on straight. Don't get emotionally charged when things are going down and, uh, ride the waves. You know what I mean? You can learn a lot of, it's a life, a lot of like life. Jacqueline in the podcast was going to say something profound about the stock market and life. Um, the meaning of life, life skills. There's a lot of ups and downs, just like the stock market. All right. On that note, happy Wednesday. Jacqueline's to eat breakfast. This is a formerly what I would always do is intermittent fast like this. And I don't know how I did that because I'm starving. So I'm going to eat post this, post this, then eat work

before play work before I, that's what happens is I work so hard. I forget to eat. I never understood that until I did a podcast seven days a week. I get my shit done before I do anything else so I'll be doing that and then I will um yeah anyways what the fuck am I saying happy Wednesday here you go here's episode 48 tried my best tried my best that's a button that's all I can do everyone's just trying their best everyone everyone wants to have a good life we're all doing our best happy Wednesday again for the fifth time patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show, just give me your money. You know what I mean? Just give it to me. Give me your money. Um, this is the give me your money and give me your attention segment. I gotta, I gotta tell you

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