The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 53- Metcalf Monday

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

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What's up? It's episode 53. Welcome back to the show. what's up guys it's Jacqueline happy Monday let's hang out okay I don't have a plan. And I want to start off by saying this. I'm not professional, sorry. I was very ambitious with my schedule this week and my plans. I mentioned yesterday that I set up an alarm system to go off on the hour. I have like a certain lineup today that I'm testing out for the first time that's going to keep me on task so let me just break this down for you when the clock struck 9 30 apparently now I'm going to start podcasting at 9 30 every day and I'm like shit I have to do it so turn on the mic and go I have to stick to the routine and I kind of want

to get into reasons for that and and I know it's annoying I bitch about routines all the time I'm like it's dry boring unnecessary information to confuse other people and I don't want to make this like here's my weekly schedule I'm gonna do this week but there's some psychology to it and I'm testing this out on myself I'm starting something else again a new thing I'm starting today um which I can't talk about I'm not gonna mention it at all but it has to do with my brain it's very so I have a lot to talk about a lot going on I again I don't even have a plan I don't know how to start this normally I start off with uh I don't know like my day and talk about what I've been up to but like yo it's Monday yesterday was Sunday I watched football all day um I

currently on camera have my Seahawks baseball cap my nice Seahawks cap to show my support and my condolences for their loss today or loss yesterday I mean look it was football Sunday I shot the shit on a podcast though for almost two hours somehow that happened I got that done uh slept great today though okay this is how I feel I feel so fucking Cam Newton no no not Cam Newton um Usain Bolt no fucking DK Metcalf is contributing to my like just get it done just start Jacqueline I know you don't have a plan today but like go fast get it done like that run he did yesterday to uh his tackle he I don't know how many yards it was it was like the he fucking caught up to the guy about to score a touchdown I don't know the names of people but I know DK Metcalf

tackled the shit out of him and he ran so fast and so literally this whole morning I had all these alarms set up and I kept I felt I felt like I was like slipping this whole morning I'm like okay 6 a.m I got something going off and then I have one going off at 6 30 and then I have then I have one at 7 it's psychotic but this is the kind of week I have had got a big busy week work got busy with big busy beak fucking week with this podcast so anyways this whole morning I'm like slack I'm like I haven't gone this fast I haven't moved this fast all year so anyways I was kind of like I was in my head going okay just like be like DK Metcalf goes fast as fucking possible I'm like wearing a slightly damp uh sweatshirt right now because I was trying to

dry it with my hair dryer and then guys I'm like multitasking I've got my fucking coffee going let me take a sip because I need more obviously I can't tell how crazy I sound right now dude I got a guy running sprints outside with the knee pads on he looks like a volleyball player I don't know what that is um he should probably stop running if his knees hurt if his knees hurt so anyways people watching segment man bun neighbor was uh out earlier this morning so i i saw him but i don't have any updates he was he was walking his dog the couple that he was training and i watched their weight loss journey throughout quarantine um they're they're out of the chat i don't know what's i don't know what's going on i haven't seen them in a while so um maybe they're

you know they've met they've achieved all their fitness goals and they don't need his help anymore if you're new I have a neighbor with a man bun who for a super long time like the first month of this podcast every morning I watched him train a couple that was like really they were really overweight and so anyways um what was I saying so anyways this morning I'm drying my luke not my lukewarm my damp bro calm down Jacqueline Jacqueline I know it's Monday you're trying to bring the energy energy and keep people excited and engaged right now because I don't know I'm sure someone out there is bitching about having to go back to work today but I'm kind of like sad about it so I'm trying to be positive even though I'm bitching so I'm drying my crew neck

my conk candy tie-dye crew neck it's my costume I wear this like every podcast with my pearls I'm drying it in my bathroom with my hair dryer naked completely naked like I had a towel around me it fell on the floor and I'm like fuck it I'm just trying to go fast I'm trying to be like DK Metcalf okay fucking Usain Usain Bolton my uh just everything I did this morning was fast because I had these fucking alarms going off on my phone reminding me that I'm going too slow I had my coffee so I microwave a fourth a cup of water for a minute and 10 seconds I've gone over the science of how I make my coffee many times it's not that important for the story today but I got my fucking water microwaving and then I go back to dry my sweatshirt a little bit it's crunch time right

so I got the microwave going I got my hair dryer going and guess what the fuck happened power went out blew a fuse I'm naked blow drying this sweatshirt going god damn it I gotta go do go to the breaker box thing outside I gotta fucking do that on my Monday morning trying to do a podcast at 9 30 on the dot trying to be trying to be hold myself accountable to these times today because I'm going to get into the psychology of why I'm doing this kind of deep sort of not whatever so I'm like fuck I find the nearest sweatpants and t-shirt go outside barefoot fucking do the little breaker box thing takes two seconds come back finish my like I finished my coffee got the instant coffee poured in the hot water got the ice cube set out for

about a minute so they can kind of they're so they're easier to take out of the fucking tray are these details interesting I don't even know why I go into this stuff but then I didn't really finish drying my sweatshirt because I still feel how fucking wet it is right now but I gotta toot my own horn right now okay I gotta talk about my contribution to climate change and you know saving the world personally like I'm so proud of the fact or like I feel good about the fact I don't use a dryer I hang dry everything and guys I went to the laundromat yesterday and I was a lazy ass and I watched football and did it I had I forgot I couldn't see my basket of clothes I put it in my room because I hang dry I have a I have a

fucking um dude why am i getting a linkedin notification right now who are you someone wants to connect i don't want i thought it says do you want to connect with taco bell her name's i don't want to say her name because it sounds like taco bello um i have a bed with a it's got like a it's like a cage what the fuck is it called a canopy bed thing yeah it's like real modern like barbed wire no fucking dude should I start this over I have a bed it's a cast iron like black frames right and so I put my laundry basket in my room to hang dry my clothes because they have these hangers okay you get it anyways so I slacked off I forgot to do that last night after I watched football all day and I currently am wearing a wet shirt

so um anyways so that was kind of my morning I guess I'm like walking you through what I've done um oh I went to the gym I hiked Kevin Hart wasn't there today I don't know I'll just like you know what I'm gonna say Kevin Hart wasn't there today and for everyone out there going what the fuck that's your little prompt to go listen to past episodes I'm gonna be that annoying little shithead podcast host who's also uh apparently a shrewd businesswoman who's like I don't know you'll have to find out you'll have to tune into the other episodes sorry and go to YouTube to uh see the sweatshirt I keep talking about that's wet dude it's been gloomy am I gonna talk about my gym routine or talk about the weather

fucking it's gloomy and I like it a lot actually I put eucalyptus in my shower this morning and um I don't know why like okay back up Jacqueline Jesus Christ so I hiked on the gym on the treadmill today let's just like cut that let's like end that segment of my morning and say that I went to the gym incline walked on it was like 20 speed three so hard I did it for 30 minutes because I don't usually I do I do my workout for an hour in the morning but yo I wasn't I wasn't fast okay everything about my morning was like a delay because my alarm went off it's like workout done fuck and I was behind 30 minutes so um anyways I have eucalyptus in my shower

I like doing that smells nice and it's gloomy outside and for whatever reason the whole vibe of like showering this morning made me feel like I was in my mom's at my mom's house even the smell I feel like the eucalyptus is making my bathroom smell like my mom's house and it was dark everything's dark right now cloudy here in SoCal I'm from Sandy I'm in San Diego if you're new so I thought I'm really I'm really into it because you know I've been uh struggling all summer I didn't I could never figure I never figured out how to work my fucking AC and uh I struggled okay I overheated every fucking night in my sleep and uh yeah so anyways uh should I talk about my sleep last night because yo guys I have the weirdest story to tell about Bradley

Martin oh my god okay so first of all spooky story or spooky noise update I feel like episode six six seven and eight I was talking about how I had this nightmare or like this dream I've got another person running hills um I was telling this dream about my great grandma and like how I was dreaming about her and then all of a sudden I heard this like noise that was like huh like literally I felt wind on my face this happened like three nights in a row I got a guy walking two dogs I'm sorry there's a it's Monday people are out it's busy trying to I'm gonna keep my horse finders on like I'm in a parade have you ever been to a parade and the horses have uh you know how the horses have those uh little blinders on the side of their eyes so they don't

look at the other horse and start getting crazy as they're like the care you know there's like a old-fashioned carriage with horses in a parade anyways um or like in New York City Christmas time they do the little the rides okay I'm gonna put blinders on so I don't people watch and get off topic anyways um lost my train of thought literally okay i'm too inspired by dk metcalf right now to the point where my brain is going faster than he fucking ran last night okay what was i talking about my morning oh my dream so i heard i had this nightmare this reoccurring dream with my great grandma who's passed away now she's 103 god rest her soul it's really it really chokes me up sometimes like I actually was looking at old pictures last night

I'm like I haven't I don't think I fully processed it to be honest um anyways so I heard this weird noise like a huh in her like a I can't describe it just like a ha like ha noise with wind in my face for three nights in a row episode like six through eight okay and it happened again last night but it happened guys this is so embarrassing i don't know why this literally makes zero sense it's monday morning right i'm like my routine is i've checked i check my stocks like first thing i fucking do in the morning get up early right but for whatever reason i think i was on bradley martin's twitter or something and i saw he's got this new bag he's dropping raw gear is his brand his like fitness apparel brand and stuff but he's got these new bags that are dropping right and so

like literally i was dreaming about like the press release that came out for raw gear i don't mean it's not like you can't buy stock in this shit and i had this dream that raw gear is gonna fucking go crazy today the stock's gonna go way up because this fucking bag dropped he's got these like new fitness bag gym bags right okay I thought of that and then like two seconds later I hear that noise the ha guys am I hallucinating am I going crazy am I going is this because it's 2020 and I've been in isolation too fucking long and I don't talk to people which I'm really judgmental about myself about isn't that weird I just like saw his Twitter post with those bags. And then I dreamed about that, his stock, raggier stock going up.

And then I like woke up to that noise. It was weird. But speaking of judging myself for being in isolation and everything, I actually wrote a note before bed. One of my favorite things to do before bed, this is a real specific and probably like not important to tell you guys but I love like sleepy time when I like jump on my bed how do I explain this I get like before I put my phone off to the side um and sleep I like lay on my stomach with a like a pillow under me and then I like but it's like under my stomach I can't explain this and then I like type on my note for a little bit or I'll go on it's usually when I go on Amazon right before bed or something and uh you know finish all my scrolling

for the night but I just like doing that it's kind of like this me time moment where I'm just like the thoughts come out so I wrote this last night as I was on my tummy right before bed kind of about judging myself for um like not being a socialite the socialite I think I should be so like let me like try to explain this without sounding like for I don't want to make this sound sad and make you depressed for Monday okay so let me get into this okay so I want to start off by saying real quick that I apologize today's been all over the place it's Monday I have no structure I didn't have a plan I don't I'm not usually have my uh my journal my notepad to read out of because this is my audio diary I do every day but um sorry so these are

just thoughts I've had and shit that I did over the last day you know gym this morning football dreams it's a lot okay trying to like fucking have fun though because this is I don't know like I'm having a good time I'll be honest I'm having a fun time right now so I wrote this while I was on my tummy it was just like laying on my bed it's like tummy time it's like adult tummy time like little babies have to do that I think adults should still do it it's real it's really um I don't know I get I like it um so I've been judging myself about the fact let me read this kind of um so back when I was going through depression and shit I don't like to be negative again but I was going through it earlier this year who wasn't I mean we all at some point

probably had a real deep down moment mentally um mine just happened to be like actual depression I let me recap for new listeners pretty much I was like for two weeks in May like two weeks straight I slept like fucking 18 hours a day I was like a little cat indoor cat just sleeping all day had no I had no I was so like every every time I woke up I was just in the negative spiral of life and everything I was just like I have no I was unemployed I'm like what am I gonna do I have nothing like I can't go anywhere so anyways that's kind of the gist of it and uh I don't know I just got real I couldn't get out of it I was in this vicious cycle for for a couple weeks literally didn't go outside and that kind of stayed stuck around it got a little better but it stuck around

pretty much until August and like then I'm doing all of a sudden I get you know I'm on therapy uh you know family intervention like help like finally I'm addressing it right I'm doing a podcast to help my mental health talking shit out every day it's kind of the gist of it but my brother said something to me and he is the reason i swear to god for for my he has like the he's responsible even for me doing this podcast in some ways and just like not giving a fucking being myself 100 because he used to call me out on my fakeness and like jacqueline like uh you're like catfishing people with your personality on instagram like this isn't you what the fuck like he'd always like call me out for being fake and you know I think I at the time

I was like you just don't get it you don't understand how influencing works you have to take a picture of your breakfast you have to take a selfie like this you have to like I didn't understand it but he's so like Jesus like and peaceful and woke like he is I don't know like I don't like the word woke actually but like he's he gets life he understands what's important and what you're like how to just like not care so much and be insecure and he called me out on my insecurities but he said something to me this is related to what I wrote last night about Jacqueline like there's nothing wrong with you like because I was we were facetiming my sister my brother and I were facetiming one Saturday morning and um this was like in August I think

he's like Jacqueline there's nothing wrong with you you just need to go and hang out with people and talk to people and have friends and like socialize because you're stuck in your head you're stuck by yourself and you're overthinking everything and like duh so I wrote something and I have this realization like yes he's correct obviously if I had people to bounce my thoughts off with and like give me feedback that I'm fine you know and just like being social is good for your mental health. You need community. You need people around you. You can't just like talk to people on the phone and FaceTime and it's not enough or Zoom or whatever the fuck. So basically the gist of what I wrote kind of is like, okay, so I'm insecure and this is weird

to admit, but I'm insecure about the fact that I haven't evolved to be this like mentally. I think I should be because I am an extroverted social person I haven't evolved to actually be that in real life like I don't have a huge and I and I did uproot and move myself to new city so it's hard to kind of find your people but I haven't I've been judging myself that I don't put myself out there enough and I don't have I'm not the socialite I think I should be right but I wrote that I realized and then connecting that to what my brother said about you just need to go talk to people that'll help you you know it'll solve your problems there's nothing wrong with you I kind of realized that people can help you but it's I I feel like that's kind of like saying

people will solve my problems they're gonna fix my depression and and I don't I I want to be able to so I'm facing isolation right now I'm facing the fact that I need to be alone because when I'm alone that's when shit gets that's when I get depressed that's when I get it gets dark and so now I'm like I need to address this and write it out and and figure out a way to be happy alone and and um solve that problem before I go and distract myself with people and socializing and activities and shit and we're and like leaning on that to fix myself because as soon as I come back home and isolate then I'm I get I get depressed so that's fucked up and that's why I think I'm having fun on a podcast seven days a week is because it's like I'm hearing my soul

talk I'm speaking shit out it's helping me work out my mind and the stuff I struggle with you know what I mean but I I wrote that last night because I was thinking about um like I need to learn I need to embrace isolation embrace alone time and use this as a way to like get good at being alone and and like I don't know it's been so great lately though like no bullshit I feel like I'm like a changed woman in like a couple months because like I fucking have so much fun by myself now, I used to say, I don't know, I keep referring to old episodes, I'm like, week two, fucking, I don't know, episode 10, I was noticing how, and maybe it's because I'm podcasting every day, but I noticed how when I would watch YouTube, I watch YouTube podcasts, I know,

annoying, who's annoyed about me telling everyone that, but, and be laughing out loud, which I never used to do, I never laugh out loud, or when I was depressed, like, I wouldn't do that, but I'm actually like in the moment I'm present I'm laughing at stuff I see on my phone I looked I watched the same like TikTok over and over again the other night and was on like dying crying laughing by myself and I think that's cool you know what I mean like that's how life should be you should just have you should be able to be that happy alone and then now I feel like I'm in a good place to take that out and socialize and like I'm when I come back home I'm not like oh you know so anyways I feel like I solved that issue this year still working on it but I don't know if

that's relatable to anyone out there I haven't considered you guys I always feel like it's a one-sided conversation like what the fuck I'm talking to myself but maybe you get that in some way or you relate to it because I think it's easy to and you might not even notice you do it until like until you get isolated real hard like especially earlier this year now I'm free to fucking do whatever I want I just don't put myself out there but like when we couldn't until you notice that before you were kind of relying on being around co-workers and being you know going out on Friday nights and going to the bars and hanging out with people late and like all that shit until you strip that away you don't really I guess like notice that people are

like keeping you up but when you're by yourself you can't sustain like it doesn't stay this doesn't sustain and then that's like how I think it's a vicious cycle because I think then we go on our social media and then we're like trying to keep up that dopamine with like watching other people and seeing the good stuff online and anyways happy monday what the fuck is this tangent i don't know let's see what else i wrote oh harry style post a new picture see there's a music video i think cute he's wearing crochet gloves of course he is um sorry i'm on instagram we're just taking a little breather um go over to youtube by the way if you want to watch this I'm on YouTube Monday through Friday uh that also contributed

to my chaotic fucking morning like realizing oh fuck I have to record this I had to set up my lights and everything I'm like Jesus I'm running behind I didn't eat breakfast um anyways like I have to schedule fucking eating that's what I so let me get into that I mentioned earlier I'm going to go into the psychology of like why I'm putting myself on this like hourly alarm system it kind of has to do with mental health and like feeling like proud of my or like feeling um like building my self-esteem and self-worth I think I've struggled with lollygagging like fucking around and not getting to staying on task and like being in charge of life in a badass DK Metcalf fucking fast way like I wake up and I kind of fuck around and I don't go fast

I'm like oh like I'm very European about my shit I'm really like I just like like let's have a slow like it's like I'm a retired person the way I act sometimes super slow and just like chill all day but I'm realizing like yo you're not moving the needle forward like you could if you really grind and if you really stuck to a schedule so this week I'm trying out an alarm system to like hold myself accountable and like like each each time it goes off it's like a reminder like this is where I should be at during the day if I was on point and um so anyways I don't know if that's annoying I know I don't want this isn't the human optimization podcast okay this isn't the fucking self-improvement podcast that's just what I'm working on this week because I think this is

a reason psychology wise like it makes you feel good when you like crush it off and finish your tasks throughout the day instead of realizing at 5 p.m like what the fuck did I do all day um I think I get I don't know I like get down on myself about it a lot and then that spirals and then I end up and then I end up not doing anything and then I'm just like well fuck it the day's a wash whatever I chilled all day didn't accomplish my tasks so today's we'll just you know tomorrow's a new day but tomorrow is it's like the fucking Nike slogan like yesterday you said tomorrow you know I've been doing that my whole life and I and I I don't know just trying to make myself proud and just try harder fucking I don't know I look at high achieving people

and I I think is it because I'm I might be like a creative thing I'm like a chronic like, it's, like, I'm the worst, I swear to God, I've talked to my therapist about this, I feel like I have the worst combo of, like, perfectionism, that's kind of, I feel like that's way in my past compared to now, to be honest, like, it's, I'm, like, one foot in, one foot out with my perfection tendencies now, but I have that, it's, like, a complex, it's, like, perfection, type A, like, get shit done high achiever like list maker organization routine schedules like that type with um creativity which is it just like causes me to overthink and procrastinate and like get paralyzed it's stupid so I'm sure you guys I know I'm not the only one it's like that Sam

what's his name Sam Newton Sam Hunt Jesus Christ I know I'm not the only one you guys are gonna make so much fun of me why can't I remember his name he's like the male Adele Sam Smith Sam Smith all right that's embarrassing dude brain cells sometimes they go they they just don't fire appropriately it's because I've been doing too much today see here's the thing about my schedule now I'm like is this too much we're gonna find out I'm gonna do this this is Monday I'm setting my intentions for the week this is my audio diary I'm letting you guys know this week I'm on a militant fucking schedule and I currently have 27 minutes left until my alarm is gonna go off to tell me to shut the fuck up and stop podcasting and then start and then upload

it um anyways so that's it that's where I'm at today there's like the reason why I'm doing it I don't know let me um let me go to my note because I wrote some more shit I was going to talk about working I used to run a consignment store in college I was going to talk about doing that like the behind the scenes of like consignment stores and antiques it was like a women's clothing store slash antiques uh another thing I've never talked about actually so that's why I realized I'm like oh what can I talk about where all my retail jobs um by the way I mentioned a so at the end of yesterday's episode I went on a tangent about a haunted house they used to live in out in the middle of nowhere with a with a door like a hobbit door on the side of a hill

it was very creepy so I realized I have a YouTube video where I did a house tour so you can see it on YouTube like you can actually see the house I was talking about so there's your little homework if you're interested. Oh, I have a note here that I'm starting something new today related to my brain, but I can't tell anyone. Yeah. I'm going to be a tease. I've been told my whole life I'm a tease, but yeah, I'm excited. I'm on this, I'm trying something new right now and it's not my alarm system. That's kind of actually sad that I'm not self-disciplined enough to just like get shit done throughout the day just hey being honest feels good as soon as I say that say that out loud and mention it and tell everyone on the podcast I feel a sigh of relief like

okay I'm addressing my issues I'm working on it I'm trying to become the best version of myself you know what we all want to be happy and feel successful and fulfilled in our life and I'm just sharing how like the process of how I'm going to do that but anyways I'm doing something new with my brain right now. You guys might be thinking, does she, is she getting a fucking Neuralink? Am I going to be a Neuralink bitch? You'll have to find out. Stay tuned. I'm going to think when, when will I reveal this? It sounds so dramatic. What the fuck? Um, I don't know I think I'll reveal it in like four weeks or should I wait till I have a certain amount of patrons on patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show go over to patreon maybe I'll

tell people on patreon so you'll have to go and subscribe to that to find out I don't know it's day one of me like it's Monday and I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna do that again I didn't come prepared I could have had the answer beforehand but maybe tomorrow I'll reveal how I'm gonna tell everyone um wow that sounds so dramatic now when I do when I do the reveal you're all gonna be like okay um that's actually sad why were you that dramatic about anyways um let's see what's on my note here do you guys mind a little I gotta check something real quick we're just hanging out how about that Seahawks game I almost like don't want to talk about it I was gonna get nerdy and be like a sports person a sports newscast person and bitch about it and

go over the game but honestly it's crazy how many picks Russell had like he's the it's just weird like three in one game is I think this is an example of like you'll as a quarterback you're you're always going to remember that one game where you really fucked up and it's like a learning lesson. I don't know. Like for him, it's kind of a symbolic game of, you know, he never threw picks and now he threw three in one game. It's kind of like, he's, I don't know. Like it's a good, I think it's a good thing for a quarterback to have. And then it just sucks though. Cause we're not six and oh, like we could have been. i was like speaking of laughing at my tv and like being present yesterday i was like

i elevate my feet when i watch football like i lay back i'm like i feel like a grandpa i'm like i'm showing the camera on youtube i like cross my arms across my chest and i like like fold my hands this is so hard to explain and i put my feet up on my couch like off up high i just like sit back and watch it but i'm like screaming i'm just like back legs up screaming and i fuck yesterday was so i was so engaged i was like practically in the stadium like the amount of energy i exuded leaning back watching the game um oh i have some notes here uh i wrote dk metcalf looks fun dk metcalf looks fun i wrote i feel like that's because the pink hair he had like pink hair on

yesterday and he like when they when he took his helmet off he had pink hair and i was like he looks he looks fun he looks like a good time um handsome dude let's see what else i wrote oh i have a note here when they talk about the o-line see now i am a fucking newscaster to recap in the game I have a note here about when they talk about the o-line I don't know why this is like cringy or like funny to me but like it's like the NFL has a separate soundtrack when they talk about the the linemen they they like put a it's always like a trap beat I can't do it I'm not a beatbox whatever I can't can't make the noise but it's funny how they like play a trap beat and then they'll show like an o-line person i don't know just like a big big

ass motherfucker doing a tackle on the line you know what i mean like those they'll there's always like a segment during the games where they'll mention one of them because they don't ever get talked about and so they make it like this like cool thing with this trap beat and they'll have like the graphic of the circles around the bodies and the like show how they did the tackle and it's real quick because you know it's like one push and it's over and it you know whistle blows or whatever the fuck i just think it's funny how you know compared to dk metcalf fucking doing his his i mean it's probably a play of the one of the best plays of the year but like his tackle like compared to that they're trying to make this o-line person look real cool with the

fucking tackle that i don't know no shade or like hate to them i just think it's funny how they do their little segment like they got to talk about them at some point just you okay you guys will notice that if you watch game like the next games just like when they do that listen to the music. It's like, I can't do it again. I just won't try. Um, I don't know. Oh, it rained last night. Talking about the weather. How much time do I have left? I don't know. It was great. I heard, I was like, is someone, it sounded like a bicycle, like a wheel moving outside my window. Like someone pushed a bike by, which kind of scared me. So I was like, what the fuck's outside and um I was like oh my god that's rain and I like went to my window I was

like I saw the raindrops I was like this has been because we haven't had rain it hasn't rained since I don't fucking know like February so Merry fucking Christmas Happy New Year winter is coming oh yeah I just I posted that or something I did yesterday I posted a video of myself ice skating with the caption winter is coming that's funny not no it's not actually it's kind of stupid but I'm like yo content I'm a content creator now I gotta be a I don't know I gotta like keep my shit consistent on the gram I get real frustrated with gram though like I get like about posting I'm like I don't look at posts I look at stories like I don't go to some I don't like scroll when I go to Instagram I don't do a I don't scroll whatever shows up

whatever first picture shows up is or okay I feel like they're playing videos a lot more videos now which is annoying especially if the like the the sound will go off every time you like refresh it it's like a video anyways I like see whatever that is and I like it it's usually someone I like always like their profile always like the person I like okay my guys hey happy Monday my algorithm works Instagram shows me people I want to see so they they save my thumb a little bit of they save it like imagine having to find the people you like like their profile if everything came in real time if you follow like a thousand people that's fucking annoying and yeah I do follow a lot of people like i i meet a lot of people i'll just be honest um our thumbs would

be fucked the algorithm's good for our thumbs should i like try to work this out right now the algorithm is yeah it's a little bit of an aid it it shows you what you want so you have to scroll so much and look around that's clever should i write that down I'm a writer I'm a scribe I have thoughts and I speak it out on a podcast I don't know dude I'm kind of coming down right now it's because I didn't eat breakfast because I had to when the clock struck I had to podcast and I'm getting loopy right now I just took a little break I had a little stock notification go off but I uh went back to my note speaking of stocks and I this is like I feel real I feel like I'm kind of

embarrassed about saying this because it sounds really elementary but it's kind of like a realization I had something I like finally get you know I'm in my 20s I'm learning things I don't know how the world works I'm not ashamed of admitting that there's a lot of stuff that I'm still figuring out but i write i wrote right yeah i wrote this no i said don't buy a 50k tesla buy 50k tesla fuck tripping up on my words don't buy a 50k tesla buy 50k tesla stock so basically invest don't buy shit like invest in the company don't buy the tesla I had this realization about like how shit like what to do that's more productive financially I don't know that that probably like I said elementary duh

invest invest invest invest invest especially in yourself is this an investment I feel like I am honestly I'm investing my time podcasting whatever um dude I'm coming down uh trying to think about what I talked about yesterday that I could brush up on I feel kind of embarrassed I mentioned um my taste like my taste in guys and I kind of feel embarrassed after the fact the next day thinking of what I said I'm like I'm pretty sure I was I was like mentioning it's so cringy like the twinkle in someone's eye and I felt like that is so embarrassing but I know we all okay here's the thing we all have weird thoughts or like I don't know we think shit and we don't say it out loud and so yesterday I noticed myself doing

that when I was mentioning because someone asked me it was my Q&A episode they're like what is your like what are you attracted to in a guy so I explained that and I felt like after the fact I felt like so embarrassed like ah I don't know I don't I feel like I say a lot on this podcast but I don't like actually say sometimes there's some out there shit I think but I don't like to mention it because I feel like it is too judgmental and bitchy it's I don't know I'm an observer I watch what other people do and I just like literally go what the like why it like drives me insane sometimes I'm like why are people this way am I gonna ever make friends if I disclose that every time I meet someone if

someone listens to this and then just heard me say that they're gonna be like oh she's just like literally analyzing me like a fucking robot and like overthinking everything about me and just like zeroing in on what's wrong. I don't know. I just enjoy it. You know what it is? I think I'm really curious or maybe I should have gotten a psychology degree when I think about it. I mean, I'm a curious person, like how people, like why people do things and like what motivates them and I don't know, whatever. Um, let me just check my phone to do a little segue. Someone DM me. They're like, I like how you do segues. So apparently this isn't that boring. You guys like when I'm like, okay, I'm scrolling. I'm on Instagram looking for talking points. You know,

to be honest, I kind of want to check the news to see like what, um, is going on in the world. it's monday like i love the news the section that's like what you missed this weekend you know what i mean or what you need to know this weekend headline here top story i'm on my apple news app pandemic fatigue is real and it's spreading why fucking say that what if they said people are energized more than ever and everyone is happy and the happiness is spreading fuck you this is wall street journal i mean that's rude you get what i mean why even say that why go and read that i don't even want to click it pandemic fatigue is real this is like the sky is blue let's see something else here this is about science water ice on the moon may be easier to

reach than we thought new studies claim that's see that's interesting that's worth my time oh of course how African American burial grounds were discarded like crap that's fucked up when I see these pictures I only own three pairs of these podiatrists podiatrists approve running and walking

shoes but some wellness thing about a pair of walking shoes not interested who's bored um voters in two states were challenged for wearing black lives matter shirts who gives a fuck like i'm sorry let me just tell you how i think it is all right this is sometimes what i do and i rant why washington post did you get so specific about the fact in two states voters were challenged at the polls for wearing black lives matter shirts you were literally writing a like making a story up about or just like inflating something so basic about someone's t-shirt that said black lives matter that's like someone walking in with a

i don't know fucking adidas we don't like that we don't like adidas they're you know whatever like it's so like why make a like a news story about someone's t-shirt so dramatic it's so inflated and if that makes someone pissed like it just i'm sorry don't like that um interesting some old disney movies will now come with a racism warning uh for you this is what my algorithm said was for me today so let's just see what it says it's monday i'm going over the news to end the podcast i have seven minutes before my alarm is gonna bitch at me to get to the next task which is upload and edit the youtube video and post it takes me under 30 minutes because i'm efficient as fuck i am

fucking in dk metcalf speed with my podcasting skills okay um algorithm gave me this trump threatens pennsylvania government tom wolf i'll withhold federal aid because you didn't help my campaign dramatic 11 arrested after oh shit 11 arrested after fights erupted between pro-trump caravan and protesters in manhattan don't care this is why i don't read the news i just like don't my life doesn't change like i read a headline i'm like like what was the one earlier about the t-shirts that's a great example of how nonsense the news can be sometimes like two states

we're challenging voters for wearing black lives matter shirts oh and these states were definitely red states like for sure is that red is red conservative is blue i get confused I don't know I always think like right wing conservative red blue democrat I don't know I think it's that well here's Trump's wearing a red tie I feel like yeah guys is that again I feel uh that's embarrassing but yo I get confused about my color sometimes okay pretty sure red is conservative um here's something else my algorithm gave me we have huge amounts of data on the cirrus it looks like circus but the no c circus

but not figures we need i don't care that word is not what is c-i-r-s c-i-r-u-s let's go google this i haven't googled anything today where's my nfl theme song i always like to play a background song when i google this is slow today i'm not queued up i'm still gonna play i don't give a fuck volume all the way up here you go googling c i there's an ad fucking a let me mute it home depot how doers get more done googling c-i-r-u-s search dude this is a typo bro bro all right the sunday times i gotta i got some heat coming your way right now

we have huge amounts of data on the cirrus but not the figures we need 33 minutes ago that person fire that bitch we got a typo we got a we got a human error that's embarrassing on a monday morning the sunday times you did a typo let me make it sound more dramatic we have huge amounts of data on the cirrus but not the figures we need fire fired that's embarrassing I don't even want to read it I'm so embarrassed

anyways I got three minutes to wrap this bitch wrapping up the podcast I didn't even finish my coffee I think I'm doing okay with energy um see what else my algorithm gave me because rural america is now the center of the covid pandemic of course it is because

all these conservative people don't like fucking masks and they think they're trump supporters that's the uh underlying idea there for sure they're like fauci i don't need to respond to trump because there's a limited amount of time in the day actually, that's good on Fauci's part, like, that's kind of funny, I don't, I don't need to respond to Trump, because there's a limited amount of time in the day, that's badass, I don't know, shit's happening in the world, that's all I can confirm here from looking at my news app, I don't like it, and now I'm just, like, seeing, it gets more negative, the more and more we go down here uh we got i don't i didn't even want to read it this is why i like don't check

the news um i'm just looking at dms i think i'm gonna end this how many i have two minutes i'm gonna watch my brother's story why are you at a cabin oh he's saying happy birthday to someone when they were at a cabin he does my intro music by the way i always link his soundcloud you can go listen to his badass songs. He's really talented. So anyways, DK Metcalf story. Let's watch it. Oh, of course. His, uh, today's like Bible verses. He has, he always posts like something about like God's word is complete. It says October 26th, Thessalonians, Thessalonians 2 15 when paul wrote this letter to the is it the thessalonians dude i used to i okay i'm gonna i'm not gonna tell the story today i'm gonna end the podcast i have one minute religion used to be a

class like a time like a chapter of the day no what the fuck that was a um part it was a class like religion class was we always learned religion i was like there's the there's the alarm I couldn't even explain that easily and it's so simple throughout elementary school all the way I went to Catholic Catholic school until eighth grade but we had religion like we took religion class anyways um so happy Monday I'm on a schedule I'm slacking right now I'm kind of going off a few seconds but I'm gonna be a minute behind but I'm on a schedule getting shit done today moving the needle forward I hope you guys are having a good day I hope you've maybe maybe that's maybe a good tip to tell you if you're slacking right now to go on your phone go to

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