The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 58- Halloweencast: Q&A #8

Episode Date: November 1, 2020

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Happy Halloween everyone! It's episode 58. Welcome back to the show. Hi, guys. Happy Halloween. It's Jacqueline. I've got another Q&A for you tonight. Yeah, tonight. I know. I'm podcasting on Halloween. Who's depressed? I mean, to be honest, I mentioned this yesterday. My former self would have been really sad, like, oh, you know, I have nothing to do tonight. But you know what? I'm living my dream. I'm podcasting. I feel like I'm on Broadway, not to be a smartass, but I'm doing a nighttime show. Like, I'm on Broadway I'm doing this seven days a week it's great okay you know what for Halloween I'm being a podcast host for y'all I'm gonna answer some questions I don't really have any life updates

I basically worked all day cleaned you know it's Saturday what do you guys do on Saturday it's like you know wake up drink some coffee clean the house get shit done um uh do I want to mention what I ate for dinner and gross out the vegans yeah I'll do it you know what fuck it I just had the best most simple dinner I ate some ground beef with salt and pepper grass-fed of course it was so good I wasn't that hungry I was like I just need some protein something you know filling and it hit the spot so I don't even know why again I'm like podcasting talking about ground beef what the fuck happy Halloween I wish I could tell you guys I ate a bucket of candy but yo I'm trying to get snatched right now I have no candy in the house I have nothing sweet in the

house I have some berries um but you know it's not it's not that kind of year for Jacqueline it's not that kind of year I'm not trick-or-treating I'm not out with the people partying look I have this confession to make I feel like how do I say this I I could have put effort in this year gone to my contacts because I never get hit up I always have to hit people up you know I'm never invited to the party I'm always the one inviting myself it's my life story I should you know I could have scoped out something to do tonight if I really tried hard and and put myself out there but I don't know I'm just not feeling it this year it's a weird thing to admit and I'm I'm kind of embarrassed about that but whatever you know next year and I'm sure I'll be you know

half naked with a like a knife in my hand and like a fucking neck slit thing with blood all over my face and shit looking cute um so yeah uh am I gonna get into the Q&A do I do I want to confess more sins or more insecurities I had such a good day honestly I like cleaned I watched a bunch of Halloween movies in the background while I worked um I don't know it's been like a really good day it feels I like how the sun is setting earlier because it definitely feels like fall in California finally and I guess tonight there's daylight savings so we're gonna slow 2020 down by an hour who's excited we're literally slowing the year down by an hour tonight I'm pissed okay so that's happening um let's just do the Q&A that's right that's what the title this uh fucking episode

says so I'm gonna do it okay first question did you see the new Borat movie no I have not the only thing I've seen from the Borat movie is David Dobrik posting an Instagram photo of like or a TikTok or something with him and Borat and I had no clue that was going to be there's another movie coming out so that's all I've seen I've I didn't even see the first one all I know is he wore that ridiculous swimsuit with like the I think it was lime green uh anyways did I say lime like a like a nerd lime lime you know how oh man am I offending people right now let's do it I feel like there's a, uh, the L pronunciation can get a little nerdy out there sometimes. Like, like, like it, it's almost like it's British, but it's not, I don't know.

Do you guys know what I'm talking about? Rewind it and see if that sounded nerdy. Um, anyways, to answer your question, no, I've not seen the new Borat movie, but maybe I will. I don't know. I don't watch movies. You guys know that. okay the next question might be the weirdest one I've ever gotten um okay it goes like this what is the pouch in panties for what is the pouch in panties for what is this question I mean your guess is as good as mine I mean you don't put anything in there I feel like it's just like reinforcement for anything that comes out of your vagina i don't know it's like a double layer that's an interesting question or something interesting

to think about because yeah there's like a opening but what's that for should i google this shit let's see like what is what is the pouch what is how are you guys doing today what are you dressed up as what is the pouch and panties for google it's not for decoration or design feature that offers extra protection for an accidental crotch flash either according to the list it's actually called a gusset and exists in your knickers panties for the sole purpose of protecting your genitals what the hell i'm in my 20s learning what this is about and i never thought of this before until someone asked this question so there's some scientific information here about

it's genital it's genital protection it's a fucking chastity belt it's like the lowest quality or like least effective chastity what even is okay i don't even know what i'm talking about um ew I don't want to read this to you guys you guys this is like TMI anyways I mean I don't wear I don't wear a lot of underwear look I wrote a tweet today that was like I can't count on one hand how many times I've worn jeans jeans this year I went to I think like like there's the L again like yo I feel like okay in the beginning of the year when I was working my sales job, I was wearing a lot of corporate clothes and like

skirts and black pants and you know what I mean? Blazers and shit. But I went on a few dates. Did I wear jeans? I feel like I, the hangout dates were always yoga pants. So no. Um, I went to dinner twice and I did wear black jeans. Of course I did. They're the only ones that fit me. but yeah anyways I'm trying to talk about underwear I'm trying to relate this to your question basically I realized that uh oh you guys all know this I go commando in my yoga pants I don't wear underwear in yoga pants and um so yeah it's weird to like think about underwear right now or panties because it's been a while in fact I had a pair on okay so I had sweatpants on just like regular sweats and a thong on and I was like this is so uncomfortable I'm not used to it like

I have not is this TMI I don't care when you don't wear a thong for a while and all of a sudden you put one on it's like oh fuck this is actually really uncomfortable I wasn't used to it so anyways good question uh now we all know the pouch is for your is some it's protection it's protection apparently um next question oh this is kind of interesting you mute letter I think this was like who asked this do I know this person you mute you mute everyone who do you watch I always talk about that shit um I'm really open about that how I mute like everyone except about 10 people and then if I watch your story a lot of times I go search for people's profiles if I want to watch their story you know what I mean because it keeps me I I'm on Instagram for

my job so the less distractions I have the better so I mute it down to like 10 people I don't know like these are my it rotates I'm constantly changing it but I feel like the people that uh off the top of my head like the people that I am constantly like motivated by and I like watching their stories because they're because some people I like I like them as a person or an influencer or whatever but their stories suck like they're always I don't know reposting annoying shit or whatever and um but off the top of my head definitely Lauren from the Skinny Confidential uh she's like the one influencer I know I talk about influencing all the time and showing off products and shit but like I tolerate her because I don't know like she's not annoying

about it uh Andy Frisella 100% he does some amazing like pep talks um then I follow this family they have two kids they're they live in Florida I've been following them since their first kid was born and I've watched them grow up and they show what it's like they're like a normal family I've watched them buy a house dogs grow a business it's really interesting how it's a random family I discovered out in Florida and the dad posts food reviews his name is you can look them up family it's family food dude anyways I've been following them forever because it's been really interesting to watch what it's like to raise a family and like it's their I don't know because a lot of other people do it in a glamorous way and they have a lot of money and they're

you know what I mean with like bloggers and being a like a family blogger it's it looks really for me like it doesn't remind me of how I grew up because this family's a lot you know they're just normal and so I like seeing the behind the scenes and it's it's fun to watch oh Whitney Cummings, her story's always lit, she's always doing some wacky shit with her dogs, um, Bert Kreischer, I like his stories, always, because he does a lot, like, these are people that have stories all day long, and they're entertaining, Bert's always in a swimming pool, he's always doing funny shit, um, I watch, oh, Annie Lawless, I found her, she's a, I think she lives in La Jolla here in San Diego, and she's a entrepreneur, she has her own makeup company, I think it's, like,

cruelty-free vegan makeup company here, but I, she just had a baby, and I, I, I discovered her a couple months ago, and I really like following her, she's really, um, she's just so sweet, and I like, I like how she, um, like, her posts and stuff. Oh, I follow this blogger, no, not really a blogger, she's, like, an it girl in Paris, her name's Camille, um, she's amazing, just for, I, I like seeing how Europeans live their lives and she's Parisian. And it's, it's just cool to see like, what's, what's that like? You know what I mean? Um, who else? Mike Chandler, you know, he peps me up. He's always working out, kicking ass. I like watching his like kids and stuff. I think he just has one kid, but anyways, it's kind of like who I watch. It rotates, but for sure, like Andy, Lauren,

that family with two kids, Whitney Cummings, I feel like I might be forgetting people, but, um it helps just tip of the day mute everyone except like 10 people and it'll change your life I don't know and be specific about who you choose because I pick these people for different reasons you know and um yeah so uh next question how wait not how best way best way to approach a girl at a bar ooh best way to approach a girl at bar honestly just like be straight up like come over to me and be like hey I think you're gorgeous like what's up that literally be straightforward um I feel like whenever that happens to me if I there's two things that happens if a guy is super straight up like hey just comes up and talks and compliments me

because I don't like the pick-up line shit, like, the, you know, the cliche stuff, I don't, it doesn't work on me, but if you're honest and straightforward, I feel like I either think, like, I vibe with you, and I'm, like, interested, but if I'm not interested, I'm too nice, and you're probably gonna get let on and think I am into you, because I'm, like, hi, I'm super social and smiley, and, like, you know what I mean, and then I'll get rid of you after a second or two you know what I mean like I'll eventually like you know move on um but if you come in and shoot your shot like that I feel like that's the best way to approach a girl just send it just fucking send it tell her how you feel um or like I don't know go listen to Call Her Daddy and find

out how to approach a girl I feel like they've done so many episodes talking about that um but in my experience I like it when someone just says what's up because I'm super open to conversation and new people and everything so I'm not going to get weird about it I know what you're doing and um I kind of do it too like I don't know it depends just depends um what else what's another question oh my mom asked me this one your favorite Halloween candy obviously Reese's peanut butter cups duh if you're if that's not your favorite candy um I just don't understand it's just it's superior to everything else I mean there's I did a little actually let me look at my quiz I did today on Instagram stories I said best Halloween candy and everyone

got it right everyone said Reese's like 99% of everyone did I had the options Twix Snickers Reese's or Kit Kat and like 90 people said Reese's um the worst one I also did a poll the worst one was Necco wafers most people thought Necco's were disgusting those are like chalk those are straight up chalk you paint you're like when you're a kid on this like paint and chalk on the sidewalk or whatever drawing shit oh my gosh remember drawing like uh what's it called hopscotch. Oh, those were the fucking days. But, um, yeah, most people agreed. Necco wafers are disgusting. I even made a video. Oh my gosh. Let me see if I can play it. I re I did a little video a couple of years ago on the beach and I was like, I'd take a bullet for Reese's peanut butter cup.

I got really dramatic about it. Let me see if I can find it. I think it's still posted. Okay. listen. So I'm on a beach run and I'm listening to podcasts where they're talking about Halloween candy. And it got me reflecting on how much I would take a bullet for a Reese's peanut butter cup. Now, if you don't agree that the Reese's peanut butter cup is the king of all candy, I want you to find a chair, get comfortable, and reflect on what's wrong with you. Wow. Who do I think I am? Talk about being a smart ass.

Find a chair and reflect on what's wrong with you. Dude, it's me telling everyone, hey, I was just listening to a podcast. I'm always listening to a podcast. What's new? But yeah, mom, to answer your question, it's racist. Duh. Duh. Do I sound ditzy today? What's up? It's because it's, look, I'm on, the 50s are not it. The 50th,

50 through 59. What am I saying? We've decided, I've decided this week, this is not my prime. This week kind of sucks. I'm doing this all cattywampus at night and I thought it'd be fun to do it at night, but I'm realizing that it's, it's not as lit as I think it could be. I think I should have done like a drunk Q&A tonight Jacqueline it's Halloween you got a Q&A to do you could have put on a costume and like done a drunk Q&A but I don't know I'm not feeling like it next question when will you have a P.O. box um I've been saying next year but I also feel like that's too soon I had I had one set up month one uh and I I stopped I was like no this is like a little bit soon and I don't know that's but people say I had someone hit me up they're like I want

to send you stuff from I think Saudi Arabia and I was like oh shit okay um but I'm feeling like it's gonna come next year you know what I mean one day at a time I gotta like get this year finished oh my god we got an election on tuesday like survive that fucking get to the other side of this year and then 2021 you guys can shower me with presents send me shit to the p.o box and i think i'm gonna do a p.o box unopening kind of episode on youtube which would be fun next question um best or not best guest be a guest they have to like write this short on in the instagram question thing because you can't write like a whole thing so they were like be a guest on any show number one person you want interview okay so i get what they mean so if i could be a guest

on anyone's show 100% Joe Rogan obviously it's the ultimate show to be a guest on so that's where I'd want to you know shoot the shit hang out if I could go on anyone's podcast he'd be it that's not obvious um who would I want to interview my number one person okay I was thinking about this I feel like I want to interview a lot of guys and get their perspective about like to help girls and shit like I love when guys talk about like I have a love-hate because sometimes it's really like um annoying and I'm like uh it's just making me more more insecure to hear about all the shit you think about girls but sometimes I'm like it's actually really helpful to hear it from the horse's mouth so I think I'm gonna do like interview my guy

friends first I don't know like I'll rotate obviously but I I think it'd be fun to hear what they have to say about like girls and dating and what they're looking for what they like what they don't like selfishly I want to know just like what what is it you know what I mean anyways so but if I could have one person or like what's the question who would I want to interview oh my god there's so many people I can't even I could go on for 10 minutes right now honestly I want to interview the Kylie Jenners of the world the top people who seem unreachable and so out of my league like those are the people I'm curious the most about because I've always said this I feel like the top celebrity whatever you want mogul people

are part of a group alive right now they get to experience something so unique to everyone else because everyone knows their name well not everyone obviously but like they're ran down in the grocery store there's paparazzi taking their picture they have all this money they have all this um freedom to do whatever they want and I think that is so I've always been intrigued by it and kind of like interested in it if that makes sense just I want to be a fly on a wall around that and you know I've been around celebrity before and stuff and it's never I've always been unfazed I've said this so many times like people are people to me I'm uh I don't know I don't I would never take a picture with someone ever like get like do that thing or ask for an

autograph never like that's I would never do that or think to do it um my goal is just to connect with people and and try to make a friend out of it you know what I mean if if anything if I really like someone if I'm interested in talking to them it's like how do I make this how do I get a you know a follow-up conversation or a hangout sesh so I don't know um I'll say this though there's something about interviewing people that are the opposite of what I just described you know what I mean the homeless person down the street the weird kids from my hometown you know what I mean like I would love to talk to just weird ass people and interview them I don't know and because a lot of people get rotated in the system in the podcast machine where they're on so many interviews you've

heard them so many times but I don't know what if I made homeless people famous or like put them on a show and that would be so interesting I'm sure that exists like hearing about someone's life story their dream to make it as an actor in LA and then now they're a homeless person that's so common you know I could tell people's or help people talk about their life story it's crazy to me how and that's sort of why I'm realizing how much I'm glad I'm doing a podcast it's because I feel like everyone has a life story that no one knows about like only you know your life and your past and you talk about it amongst your friends and family and stuff but like to put it out in the public eye and like public ears it's crazy it's kind of a weird

new thing that I'm embracing because it's being documented and it can be celebrated for the rest of time like my life is being taught I'm talking about it and it feels it's obviously therapeutic and it's um you know I know sort of self-indulgent or whatever but it kind of feels cool to document and and remember things about my life and share it with you guys so anyways um I don't know great question though interviews are coming just give me one day at a time okay just trying to make it past this election on Tuesday buckle up buckle the fuck up guys I'm hearing some I mean I saw some fucking photos of um I've got people screaming outside happy halloween all right uh i saw these pictures of la how they're boarding up the stores and stuff

i'm like holy shit holy shit like i'm nervous a little bit i feel like that's gonna promote violence in a way like if you see well i don't know if the windows are exposed it's probably better to board up the shit than leave it and get it all shattered again after the other protests and shit. Anyways, Saturday night podcasting. Next question. Worst habit. What's your worst habit? Oh shit. I feel like doubting myself is a bad habit. I've talked about before how I have that imposter syndrome stuff where I just don't believe in myself enough where mentally I think I have that sauce I got what it takes mentally I'm pumped up about myself and my life and my career but when it comes to starting something and getting myself to

consistently do it I get paralyzed and I don't because I overthink I don't believe in myself full of doubt um and that's what's great about showing up every day doing a podcast is I'm proving myself wrong I'm like fuck you Jacqueline for all those years of doubting yourself uh fuck you I love you really but it's like look this is what you're capable of you have what it takes you can do this people do want to listen to you and you're not crazy for doing this um you know it's it's your path like I'm thoroughly passionate about it and I enjoy doing this so um that's what life's all about like figuring out what you suck at and trying to overcome it and I pretty much spent the first half of my 20s having this realization about myself or coming to this

sterilization. My other worst habits though, like dude, you guys all know I hate cleaning my shower tiles. Okay. Y'all know hidden. I suck at getting those shower tiles clean on a regular basis. Now I'll tell you this today. I sacrificed my organic sponge. What's it called? Like scrubber body scrub thing. I sacrificed it. It was on its last legs, but I took that bitch. I put a bunch of soap on it. Uh, and while I was showering, I scrubbed the tiles and it was a, it's like the pre deep clean I'm about to do probably tomorrow, probably not tomorrow, probably in a week. But I got, I got it clean, half ass clean today. That's a bad habit. You know what I mean? I like clean everything but my shower tiles. I can't stand doing that. Um, last question. I think

I'm going to just finish with this one. You guys don't ask me a ton of questions. Like I'm gonna be honest about that I feel like I don't know I don't care I don't give a shit sometimes I'm like embarrassed I'm like wait is this like not enough questions or like people don't really give a fuck about asking questions for a Q&A you know what I mean sometimes you guys are like I'll get a full list where I'm like shit I have to cut some of these out but tonight it's like you guys are but you know what I posted on Friday night so of course like no one's gonna look they don't really see it anyways this episode kind of sucks the 50s suck but we're just powering through we're gonna talk about what's the last question um

uh where is it i lost it i kind of flip-flopped around um oh what is your excuse me what is your deepest fear um shit I've said this before but obviously losing a family member tragically or just in general you know that's a little bit terrifying not a little bit it is terrifying it's probably the worst call you could ever get the worst like anything in life is better than having to face a family member dying. Um, I'd lose a, I'd lose both my legs, both my arms to keep a family member. You know what I mean? Um, in fact, I was crying a couple of nights ago. I came across a picture of my great grandma who had passed away. She's 103 a couple of years ago now. I think it's been a couple of years, but before I moved to San Diego, I was crying because

I don't think I fully processed her death. And I was, um, realizing that when I made the journey out to San Diego, you know, I packed up my car and moved out here by myself. I was checking in with the elderly people in my life, you know, my family I never see to say bye before I left. Right. And she was one of the people that, um, I didn't get to say goodbye to. In fact, I showed up, this is what I kind of have a, I have guilt about. I showed up at her retirement home and she was doing great at this time. This is about a year or two before she died. And, um, I think she was out doing an activity with her group or whatever, and she wasn't in her, in her apartment. And so I just, I had to leave. I chose to, instead of waiting around, I chose to leave and try to reach

her another or see her another time before I left but then I left like a day later you know what I mean it didn't happen and I moved to San Diego never saw her again so I always said though she every time I saw her before she died I it was always a wonderful hello haven't seen you in forever how are you doing she was so like she knew who I was we always had really just fun chit chat conversations at holiday parties and stuff and yeah I miss her a lot but I was crying because I was realizing like shit when you're in your 20s and people you know your elderly people and people in your life start going away it's weird I haven't that's what I'm kind of not to get deep but I'm like trying to accelerate some shit in my life right now because I want to lock

down my family and you know a future like husband and kids in that whole situation I want to surround myself with that because I think I don't want to be alone forever I feel like no everyone has that fear like they they have that you know they don't want to die alone or whatever but I'm not afraid of that I just think I need to start getting my accelerating some shit and um putting myself out there instead of being a little recluse you know a little hermit crab doing my podcast every day not having a life but I'm crawling out I'm crawling out this year's been crazy but anyways I don't know that was the tangent but uh I feel like my other fear though is um to add to that is not living my dreams being 60 and looking back and going what the fuck you know what I mean like

I wanted to be a podcast host and I never did it and that's why I could cry like I am so happy I'm doing this right now because this is my dream this is what I want to do and I'm not going to make excuses and justify doing other things because it's more rational or it pays more money or whatever it's more socially acceptable or you know all the all the things because this makes me happy nothing else like I've done so much I've worked my whole life I've done tons of shit but I've never been this fulfilled and happy doing something so anyways I feel like that's my biggest regret or like my biggest fear is having regret there's a quote I think Mike from Impulsive said it or who was I listening to who said this I think

it was impulsive the quotes this most men most men live lives of quiet there's the l again lives most men live lives of quiet desperation where they're working their job they're you know an accountant they're a construction worker they're i don't know i'm just thinking of kind of a low level on the totem pole job a plumber they live a life of quiet desperation Now we need those people. And I believe some people are willing to compromise, you know, a lifestyle plumbing toilets for, you know, the paycheck and whatever. Like they've, they've, I hate to use the word settled, but they've settled. They've, you know, accepted that this is their, the best they can do with their skills and what they've been given. And, but the whole quote about most men live lives in quiet desperation, it's reminding me of a family member who I think has that so hardcore and is now into their, you know, you know, last quarter of their life and probably looking back going, fuck, you know what I mean? And that's sad. And I think I want to be the person who has a dream and does it for the rest of their life or however long until they're not happy doing it anymore. And then they do the next

thing that makes them happy. That to me is a secret of life or not even a secret. It's the obvious thing, but I don't think it happens for everyone. And I just am kind of pinching myself now my 20s look going holy shit this is that feeling this is when you you really go after what you want Jacqueline like this is the time because look I was thinking about it and I'm comparing this to you know my passion finding you know podcasting and doing this to relationships like now I know what it feels like to really fall in love like I felt like when as soon as I turned on this microphone and did this for the first time I was like oh fuck this is it I'm lit up this is what I want to feel when I'm when I'm in a relationship you know what I mean there's

there's zero doubt I have zero doubt about doing a podcast seven days a week as crazy as that sounds I have zero doubt about uh my pursuit of doing this and you know in a relationship it's like you shouldn't ever have those just you shouldn't make justifications and as soon as you're doing that it's like get out it should be effortless you know what I mean for the most part shouldn't be this you're trying to mold and fit in and they're trying to do the same thing to you you know it's a it's a clusterfuck most relationships are like that um so and I've done that in the past I've changed myself to appeal to someone else and it's stupid when I think about it I'm like what was I doing

what was I doing I was in I think it's insecurity I think it's not being um like self-aware but now I know how boss and badass it is to be yourself 100% and not live a life according to how other people think of you it's like another secret of happiness or whatever I'm actually putting that to work I'm fully embracing myself and this podcast has been so like somber or whatever the fuck it's been so like deep and I don't know why but yo it's nighttime it's nighttime it's hallows it's Halloween okay I should be telling ghost stories right now but you know I'm gonna drink I'm gonna drink some water collect my thoughts I could get I could get funny and spooky right now. I could tell some spooky stories. Actually, I have a spooky story.

I'm going to change the subject. You guys just heard about my fears, regrets, goals, dreams, all that shit. We learned about panties. We learned about panties today. uh all kinds of shit anyways uh I got a story so when I was uh I think in around sixth grade I'd say I remember my I think we had our friends my sister brother and I was like fourth fifth and sixth grade age group okay that's that's where we were at and I think we had our two friends over they lived like 30 minutes north we grew up with them uh christine and connor and i think they were over and my brother who was i with we basically pulled a prank and took a volleyball we put it through this scarf thing and banged it against the side of the house and it was so dramatic and

so scary to the point my mom was thinking someone was breaking in the house and it was like a full on oh fuck like gonna call the police moment you know what i mean and we fully scared i think it was my excuse me my sister me and christine were outside doing it and my brother and his friend were inside his room and we were banging on their uh the side of the house excuse me the side of the house jesus christ burping what the hell um it's all that beef it's all that fucking um not ladylike embarrassed gross ew uh should be out in a laundry outfit tonight with a spray tan and high heels and I'm fucking burping because I had to go and be for dinner but you know what episode 58 fuck fucking doing this shit 58 days in a row fuck it living my dream let's can't stop

saying that is anyone annoyed about me saying that I don't care you're listening uh yeah so anyways I thought I was like what's the scariest story I can remember from childhood but I feel like that was a dramatic evening because yeah we had this purple scarf that like opened up inside and we put a volleyball through it tied a knot around it and just banged it so hard against the side of the house it was a blustery night you know up in uh Washington where I grew up the wind would blow so hard at night and it would rain and it was scary and you know there's lightning and thunder and shit and it was that type of night um so yeah what other spooky stories could I tell I got a lot I feel like um a couple years ago I was home alone uh living with someone at

the time and he was traveling or whatever the fuck and there was lightning and thunder here in San Diego and I have never experienced it before and I was freaking the fuck out a little bit because I don't like I don't like lightning and thunder I get really scared about it I'm a I'm a little I'm I'm a scaredy cat when it comes to that shit and I need I need a thunder buddy it's like the what is the movie Ted with Mark Wahlberg yeah I think that's the movie but anyways I'm like home alone scared it's so loud so close to our house that I heard a thunder and then lightning was like wait how does it work the lightning flashes then you count and then however many seconds, 1,000 to 1,000. And then the thunder is how far, how many miles away it is. I think

something like that. That's what I always would do when I was a kid. I try to figure out how close is the lightning bolt to the house? How dangerous is this moment I'm in? But anyways, I was home alone and lightning struck a car right outside. It was so loud. It sounded like a bomb went off and I heard like like glass shatter and then I like heard a car alarm alarm there's the L again what's going on with the L's tonight um car alarm go off immediately after and I went outside there was like a fucking hit a car next to me or next to our house and that was scary um but yeah I feel obligated to tell spooky stories that's not even spooky but dude I need to pull something out of my ass right now what is a spooky story I could tell ghost stories I don't know I'm convinced my

house is haunted oh my gosh my mom by the way I'm ratting her out right now I have a baby cousin who is I think she's like almost two now she's so cute um but she apparently picked out according to my mom they were in home depot or something they picked out or she picked out this skeleton couple like full-sized skeleton couple dressed in the corpse bride outfit the whole thing and they talk and it lights up they move and i think here let me play the video my mom so i i say my childhood house is haunted because i'm pretty sure it is um because my great grandpa built it and then we so many like we've i feel like all my family members have been in it like our family is just like in like our the ghosts of our family are just in the house but um anyways my mom sent

me a video this morning of this and i'm like how can you have this in your house it is so scary let me play it i think you can hear it oh my god what have i done to myself they're just wonderful do you think people know that's my mom haunted okay so you get it she like put those in our living room and those better fucking be gone when i come home for thanksgiving um trying to think of spooky stories at her house though I don't know doors would slam you know there would be a draft and be windy and the doors would slam that always scared me

or when I was home alone I would get really freaked out oh my gosh guys I know a spooky story I came home alone from school I don't know where my sister and brother were they were probably at their activities or whatever my sister's probably at cheer my brother's probably at basketball practice or baseball or whatever and um I don't know like my parents weren't home I just came home I was home alone basically after school and this would happen so much the living room door would like move you know what I mean like it would do a little like but not shut all the way uh it would freak me out or a door in the back of the hallway you guys have no clue how my house is laid out but just imagine a hallway with a bunch of doors to bedrooms it's

an older home uh one of those doors would shut or something so this happened when I was home alone it freaked me out so much I immediately like heart palpitations stomach dropped I grabbed a knife out of the fucking kitchen it was probably I think it was like a freshman in high school I grabbed a knife and I like ran out into the cornfield I ran out to the cornfield and hid there, and I called my mom, I think, what was my phone at the time, I had, like, a, I think I had the Voyager, the Voyager phone, Verizon, the one that, like, flipped open, had a keyboard, but was also a touchscreen, and I was out in the cornfield with a knife, and freaked the fuck out, called her, like, like, thinking I'm gonna die, someone is in the house, and next thing I know, here, a saw

go off and I'm like what the fuck I'm like running in the cornfield I'm fucking going nuts I'm like about to run to the neighbors the farm next door and try to like tell them what's up but turns out my dad was in the he was working on like he's doing some project outside construction type of stuff at the pool and he was using the saw cutting wood and he wasn't even in the house at the time but he had come home. I didn't even hear his car come home while I was in the cornfield. Like it was this whole thing. And so that was probably the scaredest I've ever been. Other than getting chased by a pack of dogs. I've told that story before. Fuck. I got chased by 13 dogs at one time. Terrifying experience. Um, but as far as being creeped out and like haunted type of stuff,

that was probably nothing. You know what I mean? But, or there'd be like cats in the attic, the cats from the farm would somehow get in our attic there's always cats from the farm chilling at our house our house is like the vacation spot they all live in the barns at the farm next door they all hate their lives they're like running around in cow shit and then they come to our house you have like a pool got like you know a cute little backyard for them to hang out in it's a it's a little vacation spot so they would get in the attic and would be freaky sometimes because you'd be like what is up there and then you put it in your head that it's cat and um anyways i'm winded down does this sound like a late night episode i feel like the energy levels

are just different this week i'm not very uh peppy like usual i don't know what it is is is it the full moon tonight the sunset went crazy tonight though i'll tell you that um checking dms it's weird how i don't have any fomo like usually i'd be like oh people are out partying having fun and i'm not but i don't give i'm like chilling about it and i feel like it's really fakey to say that like obviously jacqueline wanted people more fun to go out and be partying tonight and you know dressing up like a slut but like yo i've been there and done that i i could still do it year after year after year until i'm like 40 okay or like fucking 60 i i wanted i'll i'll be going of Halloween parties for the rest of my life. And I definitely had a phase of partying, you know

what I mean? And doing that Halloween shit, but it's just not in the cards this year. And that's it. That's just the way it is. It is what it is. Um, this is a growth moment for Jacqueline. I mentioned earlier that I would have been so in my head, like, why don't I have friends? Why don't I have anything to do tonight? Why don't I put myself out there more? You know, I go beat myself up over not being out at a party tonight but um y'all are gonna observe me become the socialite of San Diego over the next few years and just get fucking ready this is like the calm before the storm it is what it is um it sounds like I judge myself about it because I'm mentioning it if I didn't really care why would I even talk about it but like this is my audio diary and this is what

I would write dear diary it's it's currently Halloween and I am so content with the fact that I'm not out getting shit-faced in a in a slutty outfit what did I discover my costume was yesterday we did a quiz I was a dead house plant crazy um but like I don't know I think it'd be like a sexy pirate this year if I had to pick out an outfit I'd do a sexy pirate I just feel like that would my vibe this year. Um, cause of the boots, you know, the lace up boots and I don't know, like the lace up front, like the puffy front thing. I don't know. Um, but this is what I, this is where I'm at in life. You know what I mean? It's a, it's a proud moment. What the fuck was episode 58 guys? What just happened? It blacked out a little bit. I don't

know what I talked about, but I don't know. I did it. It's the best I can do. I showed up and I did it uh let's just say this about the 50s episodes I discovered that it's hard to be a boss bitch at your job and your podcast hobby because I flip-flopped my schedule this week and I basically kicked ass at work stuff and then put off my podcast to the evenings and I feel like the quality has gone down and if I know hey I know you're supportive I know you like the show you're into it but let's all be honest with ourselves right now this week kind of sucked okay so get ready for a fabulous start of your November tomorrow's November 1st it's football Sunday I really feel like bringing it for y'all because I have a lot of ground to make up for

is lackadaisical fucking week do i'm such a smart ass i'm sorry but like yo i'm being honest with myself it it needs to stop i need to bite i need to nip this in the ass get my priority straight it really needs to go like this like workout podcast just get it out of the way then work instead of doing all my work is like first thing in the morning anyways happy halloween i'm gonna and the show right now, stick around if you're a patron for a shout out, love you guys, thanks for hanging out, hope you guys had a good Halloween, I know I did, just imagine you guys basically went out, had a happy Halloween, did your partying, did your dressing up, and then came back to the pad to hang out with Jacqueline, and this is what I told you and talked to you about today, like this

is what our end of the night conversation was this is your bedtime story this is that's what this was that's what i can offer to the world like if you just need to come down this conversation to listen to tune into jacqueline's show i don't know one day at a time figuring this out interviews are going to be lit i can't believe i've gone like 60 days now 58 days no interviews i'm getting sick of myself especially that noise all right happy halloween talk to you tomorrow okay bye hello my patrons of patreon.com slash tjms i got your costumes ready for you about to dish him out for your shout out happy halloween here you go all right we got ricky ricky you're gonna be i'm trying to boost

your confidence right now your costume for Halloween tonight is Batman all right I'm like I'm looking at you and I'm thinking Batman that's it next up we got Trevor Garrett Trevor your Halloween costume is Bob the Builder just accept it okay that's your costume and next we have Eagle One Eagle One I gotta I gotta throw a curveball at you right now um you're gonna be Joe Exotic from Tiger King. I know that that costume's been overdone a lot already this Halloween, but you're going to join the club. You're Joe Exotic. Happy Halloween, everyone. Thank you guys for your support. Appreciate you a lot. I'll talk to you tomorrow. All right. Bye.