The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 67- The Lightbulb Episode

Episode Date: November 10, 2020

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What's up, guys? It's episode 67. Welcome back to the show. what's up guys it's Jacqueline happy Monday welcome back to the show how's everyone doing Trump had a press conference today I just held a four-hour Instagram live stream shit's going on in the world um we need to talk about some things it's currently 10 p.m and I have a pillow in front of me I'm feeling like I need to go to bed but I do a podcast some days a week so here we are I don't know what I did but I blacked out and went on my ice cream life my Instagram life for the last four hours um I'm gonna get into it but first off, please go ahead and subscribe to the podcast and leave a review and go to YouTube

to watch this. It's Monday. I'm here Monday through Friday. It's nighttime podcast right now. So Jacqueline's got like, you know, her pillow and she's like ready to nap and go to bed. But, um, brain cells have left the chat. I didn't know what happened, but I, I live streamed for four hours. It's a lot. Um, so go to YouTube to watch, subscribe to the podcast, patreon.com slash TJMS. If you want to support the show. All right, let's get into it. I don't want to talk about the politics stuff. I want to talk about what I just experienced because it was magical. Um, I was working, I was on my belly on my yoga mat working as I do in my little living room and I was like you know what would be fun right now I just want to go and turn on my

Instagram live and work and tune in and out and talk to people for like just for the fuck of it just for whatever and it ended up being a four hour like performance in-depth conversation with people that it's a small crowd I had a small crowd of probably less than 10 people consistently the whole time and holy shit I I think I need a debrief I need to talk about it because I've never experienced that in my life before I don't know how to explain it but I think it's a podcast people are listening and so when they're having a conversation with me on the Instagram live and I did a video chat with someone or I do you know how you do two like you can invite someone in I did that uh shout out Scooby Scooby Fooey Scooby Fooey um it was insane because I'm like

these are my people they understand me they get me because they listen to the show and so it was like I was hanging out with my friends on my Instagram live and it was so fun and um I had a guy in Ireland who's going through no no nut no no nut November right now we ended up talking a lot about no nut November I can't even say it uh and he wants to end on a high note and he wants me to come out to Dublin and no thanks but it was interesting just hearing about guys talking about watching porn and abstaining for a month and all that good stuff and we talked about yeah we talked a lot about sex which I never get into on you know my platform I'm not that's not my theme um it's usually me just having thoughts about random shit um but yeah it was interesting

me talk about that. It got, my mom jumped in the chat. She showed up and was, uh, like just hanging out for, she was telling everyone she's going to make them pot roast on Sundays and everyone's invited over to my mom's house. It was a good fucking time. And like I said, 10 PM, I'm just like, what is my life? I'm a host of a show. I do seven days a week. And here's what I, here's what I, uh, I set out to do this week. I thought, okay, last week was nuts with the news and just being glued to it every day. I'm like, I want to get my routine down this week again. But instead of doing the podcast in the morning, I'm like, Jacqueline, you have a job. This is your hobby. This podcast is your hobby. You have a job. So do your job first and then treat this

as your hobby you do at night. And so here I am and I'm realizing that I got to do it in the morning and I'm still not doing it in the morning. It's been a week of me doing it at night and I'm at nighttime. It's like sexy time with Jacqueline. This is my podcast. I'm drinking a LaCroix. I'm tired of shit. Oh man. These key lime LaCroix's. I haven't, I don't think I've ever had this. Not the lime. The key lime I think is my favorite one. I'm showing the camera. Um, yeah it's weird I'm like I don't know I just feel like I need to be more on it but okay let's go back to the live stream let's go back to the live stream at one point I'm like is this what I tell my therapist do I say what's going on okay their therapist help me right now

if you're out there shoot me a DM tell me I'm asking I'm this is a cry for help why do I get on my live stream I here I am I've got my camera like showing the I got my phone set up next to me as I'm working it's live and all of a sudden I black out for four hours and ever we're all laughing together I mean I'm by myself I'm literally talking to my phone but it was the funnest shit ever for four hours and i was like in the middle of work and i ended up doing that and i'm like i don't want to stop i couldn't i was like is this what's wrong with is this i know is that normal what does this mean is this like jockeling you just need friends because then you talk to them for four hours anyways in real life so it's the same thing i don't fucking know

um but now here I am I'm on my podcast showing up fucking at 10 p.m um tired of shit it's all good uh some days are like this I'm gonna smell my lavender to kind of chill out right now I have lavender essential oil next to me how was your Monday is anyone conspiracizing conspiracizing you never know the words um about this election I don't I honestly I've been getting a lot of DMs. People want to know my opinions are like, what do you think's going on? I'm like literally palms up. So if you take your two hands right now, you stick them off your elbows tight to your sides and your two palms up like the emoji, like the palms up emoji. That's me. I don't know. I don't know. I'm it's easy for me to get sucked in to, you know, it's rigged and it's all bullshit

and Trump actually want all this shit. It's easy for me to get sucked in that direction. That's my nature like I just like to I don't know I'm like I like a I like a dramatic story to follow you know what I mean with a plot twist and turns but at the moment I'm just palms up I don't know and we'll find out that's where I'm at so anyways it's been such a weird time I don't know guys I'm gonna make this a short podcast I'm gonna read off my phone notes that I took today and cut cut to the chase and end this because your girl needs a good night's rest um I'm literally gonna spin around tomorrow morning and wake up and do this and get back on my schedule but thanks for being here with me tonight fuck um I could talk more about the live stream it was so fun

I'd be a good uh I guess I could do a twitch thing and stream I'd be I'd have so much fucking fun with that. Okay. So I have a note here to talk about my goals and things I want to improve this week. Let's get this, not let's knock this out real quick. There is an antique store I want to visit in San Diego. That's on the list this week. I need to visit this antique store and scope out some new, um, pieces. I want to, uh, oh, I'm going to do the podcast in the morning, go back to my normal routine. And that's boring. No one gives a fuck about my schedule, but now, you know, do my, so this morning, let me talk about my day a little bit quickly. I woke up, I did my morning workout, uh, at the gym. Of course I went to the gym. That's

where you work out Jacqueline where are your brain cells and then I uh came home and I worked I got all cute because I'm like okay I'm gonna work do the podcast and then I ended up it was okay I don't know what's happening I don't know if it's the election doing this to me I don't know if it's the daylight savings I just feel like a actual piece of adult shit like I just so I'm a zombie right now I don't know what's happening I feel unproductive I feel unmotivated I'm motivated I'm so motivated but like the energy throughout the day is so like I don't know what to do I'm like I'm just I work from home and I feel like I need to get out of this environment and go to a coffee shop or something and switch it up because I just feel

like a zombie I'm like on my computer all day I'm doing the podcast I don't know guys this is boring um so yeah that's kind of where I'm at um what is what's my other goal this week yoga continue yoga I've been I did it seven days in a row today was kind of a today was like a 10% yoga day I've been doing 100% for the last seven days the most I did today was some light stretching that doesn't account and, uh, I'll get back onto it tomorrow. And then, uh, fucking, let me go back to my note. I want to teach you guys how to say Monroe, Monroe. So a lot of people out there throughout the years, whenever people say my name or just the last name Monroe, there's an emphasis they do on the Mon, M O N R O E. So Monroe, it's Monroe. Okay. Just say Monroe, Monroe, Monroe,

not Monroe Monroe Jacqueline Monroe okay I don't like saying my name I think that sounds fucking narcissistic and weird but like I don't know where I was I was listening to a podcast actually and they had someone they mentioned someone with the last name Monroe but they said it Monroe and I got I was like come on this reminds me of my babysitter she used to say Monroe and I was so annoyed by it and uh so there there's your lesson I tweeted today that cashews have a great mouth feel and i was like the tweet was cashews have a great mouth feel do i have an oral fixation how do you stop wait let me just read the tweet straight out of twitter because i i'm like trying to memorize off the top of my head guys i've never eaten cashews i don't think ever

i've eaten cashews and mixed nuts but alone i don't think i've ever done this before and uh I tweeted this I was like how do you stop eating fistfuls of cashews and then like five minutes later cashews have a great mouthfeel do I have an oral fixation like imagine the feeling like eating a cashew is unlike anything else it's like a mini croissant it's like a mini croissant it's the shape of a croissant it's similar mouthfeel I'm like almonds in your mouth fuck almonds think about an almond in your mouth a dry almond compared to a cashew it's like cut it's like a dry steak almond is the dry steak and the cashew is like that fucking wagyu beef damn why guys it's so late this is what happens and everyone on the live stream i'm just gonna talk

about um smoking and being high right now this is what i kind of wanted to get into about the live stream I'm like I am sober I'm not high everyone's like how are you coming up with this shit why are you what are you saying like you look high I mean I don't know I think I have blue eyes and I stare at screens all day and so of course my eyes look kind of like red but here I am talking about cashews looking like croissants my I don't understand how that comes up like what's going on in my brain is not because I'm like high right now and it's late at night and I'm thinking weird thoughts. It's literally like that is me thinking shit. I don't understand. Next tweet I tweeted today just to share with you guys is let's normalize wearing arm slings on days we feel

like doing less. Let's normalize arm slings on days we feel like doing less. That should be the international symbol of don't fuck with me today don't talk to me I'm wearing an arm sling I don't want to do anything it's like if I'm hanging out at my mom's house this this November December and she's me she sees me walking around the house with an arm sling on that's a good signal for my mom to go okay I'm not gonna ask her to do chores outside and cut down and and rake leaves she has the arm sling on she hasn't wanted to do anything today I'll respect that that should be I mean what else do we do that's like that I don't know you just like wear a hoodie in public and lay low it's kind of like laying low with a hoodie but you have an arm sling on it's like I don't want

to do jack shit do not ask maybe in a household that's like a shared item if you have a family with like five kids uh everyone shares the arm sling and it's like you passed around and if someone has it on it's like they're not doing chores today I don't know guys I'm getting nervous my garage band keeps glitching and I'm yes I use garage band um um shit what else is on here and then I'll quit the podcast oh I have a tweet or excuse me a note here oh to go back to the cashew thing and the mouth feel and do I have an oral fixation I realized when I was smoking the jewel yeah I had a phase of that and I'm should I tell the story so my mom please mom if you're listen you are you already hate this podcast because i talked about smoking and the fact that

the fact of the matter is i'm not high i don't smell like it's not a thing people think i do and it's not but the jewel thing is going to trigger you too so please don't listen right now mom i love you uh i realized when i was smoking the jewel i vaped for like a year or maybe a little more um it was just like the addiction part of it obviously the nicotine but like the mouth thing just like having something constantly like in your mouth I'm like do I have an issue with that because I'm like is the oral fixation I could not stop eating fistfuls of fucking cashews I'm like this bag is a serving size of like 20 people and here I am just like I love the feel of cashews and like I like the texture more than what I'm actually eating is that my toxic trait I don't

know so let's move on I'm insecure about the fact that I sound like a fucking garbage disposal just feed me all the cashews and we all get there sometimes like I discover cashews for the first time today and I'm like yep these are fucking good so I don't know I'm like it's like the type of snack that's perfect for work like I'm working cashews or it'd be like I work on my belly on my yoga mat so I have my belly on the yoga mat I don't know why I keep saying belly I could have said tummy I'm on my stomach in my living room on my yoga mat I have the same pillow I'm holding up to the camera now my cheetah print pillow under my tummy belly stomach and then I have my laptop in front of me so I'm like sphinx pose sphinx sphinx pose sphinx pose or is that I don't know

cobra up like you know what I mean it's just like a nice back bend to like help keep me I don't know whatever I used to do it at the startup company I worked at because everyone was barefoot and we like didn't use desks and shit and we were always laying around the floors um so anyways I'd like work and then I'd get up every whatever hour I just like grab fistfuls of cashews and then get back to work it's like the perfect like snack as you're working I don't know so let's stop talking about cashews um I have something I wrote here I wrote example so I'm going to share an example laughing alone when I think shit's funny okay so I caught myself like 10 times well like once and then I wrote it but I realized I do this

all the time whenever I like think something's funny or I'll think a thought like just randomly wherever I could be my car my apartment out in the store whatever and I do this thing I just like make this little like like a quick little to myself it's like two seconds it's like and then I stop and I just catch myself doing it lately and I'm like this is I don't know what it is but it makes me laugh like then I laugh at myself for laughing like that and like thinking out loud or thinking something's funny and laughing then I laugh at the fact that I laugh at that you know what I mean it's a it's weird so it's like the under your breath laugh I've I've almost I'm like hyper aware of it now so every

time I do it I just like catch it and I can't stop laughing and it's it's good for the soul but I think it's I don't know I noticed it for the first time um I kind of got into it in some DMs or I didn't get into it in the DMs today but I um I don't know I just think that I there's a good learning lesson in my DMs today about how divided we are about how we receive information about the election and our opinions about what's happening are so split and that means that it's working then the media what they're trying to do it's working and that was crazy to see in my messages today with a of someone with um the opposite opinion of me and i was like whoa it was crazy i was like how do you not see what you're saying is what you're like how do you not

it was great it was like there was zero like middle ground in the in the i wasn't debating i just whenever people listen to this whenever someone sends me a novel a political speech or something related to politics that's paragraphs long I don't entertain it I don't get into it with them back and forth I don't waste my time on that because I'm not gonna like people are gonna have their opinions and I'm not gonna sit there and try to debate with them and I don't find I don't think it's a productive use of my time I don't care so I was trying to say quick things like I did everything in sentence or word format and I was like trying to break it down in the most simplistic way and still it was like here's

another novel I was like fucking a we're just gonna have to agree to disagree but it made me the learning lesson today was wow there's zero middle like nobody is like oh I understand why the other side is like thinking that or I get where they're coming from none of that exists now it's like we think this you think that there is no compromise so that was interesting um I don't know let's talk about maybe should I talk about the live stream real quick I just live streamed for four hours and now I'm doing a podcast and this is just like my life now um oh I was gonna google the San Diego waste management system and see when they collect garbage for the first time because uh it's Monday and they showed up it was Sunday yesterday they

showed up I don't know what's going on but I need to know their schedule San Diego I'm sorry if I sound tired san diego waste management patreon.com slash tgms if you want to support the show everybody gets a shout out if this says 70s a week i'm gonna shit my pants collection schedule city of san diego because okay if you're new and you don't know what i'm talking about I moved to the city and I swear on my life they pick up my garbage every day of the week and I'm used to having the garbage picked up once a week so I'm really confused I need to like check this schedule okay so I have to type in my address

um stay with me I can't believe like this is it took me this long to do this okay search do do do do do do do do do imagine if i had transition music and cool sound effects required i did it i did it oh next boringest podcast ever most boring boringest i don't know I'm half asleep bro next just give me a schedule I just want to see a 30-day schedule man okay okay try it one more time don't edit this waste management schedule how's everyone doing hang in there with me oh they have a holiday schedule interesting they need to go they need to double double time or whatever on thanksgiving day after the amount of waste just like a shit ton of food and throw

in the dumpster like half-eaten turkeys and shit fuck collection services i need to figure this out right now if you guys learn anything today it'll be the san diego waste management schedule and i'll feel proud or i'll feel accomplished like i actually provided you valuable information okay this is way too complicated i just need to see the days of the week they show up let's try one more time street number don't look in the reflection of my eyes on the youtube to see my screen okay this just that's some next level like AI shit

the address is not found in our database okay so let me call this number let's see what kind of bullshit voicemail they have with a robot 858 let's see what happens you have reached the city of San Diego's environmental services

department yeah what time do you collect to my garbage and what days of the week do you fuck so that was the other note on my phone I think that's all I have for today thank you for being here um see if there's anything else not really guys I was gonna go to tiktok and look up content to talk about today but I don't know what happened oh jesus I'm getting dms from everyone that was in the live um that was so fun so like let's go back to that let's unpack some things uh clearly that was not normal for me to do that I don't it got to the point where I was doing the uh the inviting another what is

that called request to join and then someone joins your live I was doing that for so long that I got to the point where I'm like how long have I been doing this entire thing and I screenshot at the time and it was like something like 250 fucking minutes and then they were like do the math and I was like four hours so I don't know I need to figure I need to unpack this I don't know if it's with the therapist I don't know if it's with myself I'm doing it right now I I don't know I'm not burning out the thing is is I'm not burning out I'm just like trying to smooth out the waves like rolling with the punches today was a weird day rolling with the punches still showing up doing this right now but that was so not normal I'm like in the the thing about it

let's talk about the energy I exude I didn't eat since like I don't know breakfast other than the cashew snacks which is pretty much enough for two days but I was like so caught up in this four hour live stream I'm like I gotta work I gotta do my podcast which I'm gonna still end up working I know I'm gonna stay up late tonight it's gonna be one of those nights or probably you know I'm gonna have to go to bed it's not good take an L which is not good um but I'm like why is it that I turn on my camera on my live stream and I'm just like it's like blast off I cannot stop talking for four hours and doing what I like I could not it was constant it was so fun everyone was lighting up the the everything was like going because usually here's what I noticed like people

with they'll have a live stream on Instagram which I honestly get so annoyed by so I know I was that person tonight who had a live and it was annoying but like people saw me have a live if you went on Instagram tonight and you follow me for four hours you had to see that I was doing a live stream like I don't know I don't understand like sorry I apologize that's not normal but I realized that I don't know maybe it's because of I don't know people I follow I don't know they have like million they're like celebrities so when they do a live there's 24 000 people watching but i'm like nobody really fucks around with people in the comments no one like i don't notice that people usually just like do something go on there for a purpose but it was fun tonight just

playing off the people in the comments and like the guy from dublin it was like i have literally i don't think i've laughed so hard this other guy kajan shout out kajan we had who did we have via Kajan. They got to the point where they had their own conversation about doing their own show and like starting their own podcast. It's very interesting. But was it Kajan and Dun, Dunna? Dona? Two names that don't make any sense. Kajan and Dona. Kajan and Dona. Kajan and Dona. They're going to have a show together, their own podcast. They're conspiring in the comments about it. and I was just like laughing my ass off their comment it was so fucking funny and I don't know total strangers I've never met any of these people and it was so fun

I'm embarrassed by this episode I'm gonna call it now I'm gonna be self-disciplined because I know that if this lasts any longer I'm gonna get so like I've already exhausted myself with bullshit and said too much nonsense today so here's your short and sweet Monday episode one of those days I'm gonna get my shit together uh coming tomorrow coming soon to a podcast near you Jacqueline is back on her routine yeah if I get to bed now I'll be golden tomorrow um and I'm insecure about the lighting on the video on YouTube because I know I look like shit it's literally dark in here gonna have a ring I have a ring light this is not this is not a big production I don't I'm not trying hard with my equipment right now I know a lot of people would advise like you know Jacqueline

you should invest in your equipment you should try to like get better lighting and have you know be ready at all times of the day no matter if there's natural light I'm just like I don't give I'm just not there yet okay am I month three yet when will I say I'm there episode 67 I don't think I'm ready yet. Not ready for the big leagues. However, I'm down to, I don't know, take advice from people from the big leagues. Like, what do you guys think I should do? I'm just having fun right now. At what point do I double down and go, okay, get the big lights, get the whole room soundproofed get the big mics get the I don't know get your shit together show up with a plan and a theme to talk about or some sort of trajectory trajectory

yo listen to this podcast this is the episode to listen to if you're like screwing in a light bulb you know what I mean this is like the mindless I just need background noise while I screw in this light bulb episode I'm sorry I really apologize again talked for four hours still talking um I think this is worthy of a today's show appearance in a year when they say uh girl podcasts for seven days a week for 365 days let's have her on the show and have her talk about why she fucking did it i don't know if i had some sort of like i don't have a goal other than the fact that i want to become a better person every day and this is like an essential task or essential jacqueline stop chewing ice this is an essential

part of my routine for my mental health for my productivity everything because everyone talks about we don't prioritize the mental gym like we do go into the gym we need to work on our brains we need to exercise our minds and i'm like well fuck it I'll do it seven days a week on my microphone and I'm gonna own that and if people are like why are you doing it well that's why okay I'm pioneering some shit right now I think where people talk to themselves as a form of therapy because it's free you learn more and more and more about yourself every single day you do it you get close to your soul because you're speaking out your truths you're speaking out what you are going through it like it's so

good and I don't think seven billion people need a podcast like if everyone did this shit like that's a little overkill but I don't know maybe some of us should I don't know I'm I'm the type of person who clearly can talk forever after you know proof today was my live stream but um it's how I process my thoughts my curiosities I talk it out I don't know what else to do I'm like a bottled up I don't know if my brain is someone was like Scooby was like his name is Scooby I'm pretty sure Scooby Fooey I got Donna Kajon Scooby Kane Candy Kane litter okay wait this is a simulation. These are the guys I have on my live stream tonight. Scooby. So Scooby, Kajan, Donna or Dona, Candy Cane, Cane, Ricky's the only normal one. Trevor's

the only normal one. Yeah. What the hell? I don't know. It was odd. It was an odd, odd nameless tonight. Um, but anyway, Scooby Fooby was telling me, he's like, well, maybe you have that thing where you use more of your brain, more than 20% of your brain. I'm like, I think it's because I've been cooped up for a fucking year and I'm having a psychotic breakdown. It's not really that because I don't have, this isn't a negative thing I'm doing. It's like an overuse. I'm like overly so I've never spent this much time alone here I am right now guys are witnessing this right now this is real time on the podcast I am having this realization now I'm talking it out with myself explaining back to myself why this is all happening in this in this way so

my thoughts are I have never been alone this much in my life like that's a weird kind of sad thing to say like growing up you know you're a kid you have parents always with you you have siblings I've always had you I've had co-workers shit to do like I have never been this alone and it's so strange because what's come out of it is a ton of thinking time quiet time with myself truth surfacing and what's odd is that and I'm so fucking happy right now because I'm like wait you figured out how to be happy alone and what it takes for you to be happy alone is talking to yourself and doing a show and like having fun and laughing at random funny like I just like have so much fun by myself, and before, at the beginning of the pandemic, I struggled with that

because I wasn't used to being by myself all the time, like, you guys have to understand, I live in my own apartment, I don't have a lot going on, I mean, obviously, I could hit up people, but I've been just, like, down, okay, I don't want to, I don't want, like, I'm not there yet, but I think that that's what I've accomplished this year like how I've never been this close to myself I've never felt this happy alone and I think the podcast was my kind of it's my cure it's not my cure it's my um tool it's a tool I use to keep my mental health in check and I I know my I think my family's a little freaked out how much I share on the internet with strangers and how I'm like it's not necessarily private information because

everyone this is the type of shit if you're listening right now you probably relate to me in some way there's probably something I'm saying where you're kind of like oh yeah I've like I deal with shit like this too or I get I get I get you and so I don't really feel weird about saying this stuff because I know it's pretty universal it's a lot of like life stuff just daily shit what we you know I'm drinking LaCroix everyone out there if you're a millennial like me you're drinking LaCroix get the key lime it's great um I got it at grocery outlet so anyways you know yesterday I figured out if you didn't listen to yesterday's episode which I recommend because today's today's is a train wreck I figured out that

it's like I've struggled with goal setting and accomplishing goals and being consistent with shit my whole life and so I literally feel like the podcast is me over correcting that or overcompensating for that by doing it every day but uh and the reason I discovered yesterday on the podcast I had the epiphany that it's so like your goals are so it's so simple but we over complicate it with fear and doubt and worry that it's going to be too hard to accomplish and but like no it's very simple you just do it every day you just put one foot in front of the other and I know that's a simple concept it's a cliche everyone talks about it but I had that breakthrough yesterday I'm like

wait so like for yoga yoga is in my example I used yoga is the example I used excuse me I'm literally gonna fall asleep right now uh I said it's like back in 2018 when I got addicted to hot yoga for six months and even years before that like 2015 I'm like I want to do a handstand press so bad I can do the splits I can excuse me LaCroix's are making me burp I can do a lot of other shit but I'm like I just want to do a handstand press and I didn't take action and I didn't like I wasn't consistently practicing to accomplish that goal and so it never happened five years later. It's 2020 never happened. So with yoga right now, I'm using it as a test with myself. It's my little daily quiz. Yoga is my daily quiz right now where

in fact, I know, I know I'm going to do my pre pre bedtime yoga, got to open my hips. I got to get everything stretched out. Um, it's going to be my little daily pop quiz. Like, okay, let's check in with your flexibility. Let's check in with, with yourself. You're breathing everything. And I know I'm going to get so much more physically in tune. Like I want to be again, because I've been fucking around with the weights lately and I like lifting. Okay. Don't get me wrong, but I don't know. I just, I want to get my, I want to get back to yoga and I think it's going to balance out everything else going on with the world and you know, my, my lifestyle. um anyways dude i literally i'm like about i'm i'm almost i'm approaching horizontal

on camera right now this is a terrible view for the people that are you know i'm here to soothe your ears not your eyeballs okay i do not have a face for radio i have a face for television okay it's not what I'm saying wait what am I saying I have a face for the camera but I'm not showcasing that tonight no I know myself I have a voice for what is the saying I don't I have a face for radio that's a diss right because it's like you're ugly and then you're just like people can listen to you but they don't need to look at you I hate the sound of my voice that's why I don't listen to the show and I probably should because I know I can probably improve the quality in the content but month three i don't give a fuck all right love you guys cashews look like

croissants that's what you learned today you also learned that the san diego waste management system collects my garbage seven days a week unofficially we learned that i haven't hacked into their schedule because it's um got some dumb put in your address and search but it doesn't show my uh street or whatever the fuck so it won't show when the garbage gets picked up so we can't fact check that tonight but just know it comes seven days a week and just know that donald trump held a press conference today and he said some shit and he wasn't taking questions from reporters and i don't know what's going on the world but i got my neighbors going in their house right now i got a dog barking you guys listen to this okay i could go fuck i could go for another

hour right now i know myself i could rant you know when people look like an asshole my neighbor is that type of person where like you just know just looking at him he looks like an asshole and his dog matches that it's like this little ugly terrier that's got spindly legs and it's like the most ugly dog i've ever seen and i think all dogs are cute i'm dog positive i believe um pro dog positivity um beauty comes in all sizes and and dog structures but this dog it's like it represents the chaotic behavior i have to witness upstairs all the time the rustling of the chairs the screaming at his girlfriend the furrowed brow it's just like the long hair he's not he doesn't look well in fact i should put a batch of cookies at his doorstep and say

uh i hope you're hanging in there i hope you're doing okay like it's corn it's 2020 i should give him a break but he just never looks like he's happy and he's always angry and his dog always barks and i'm like is it okay are you doing okay do i need to like check in i don't know i probably should that's what all the experts would say it was really rough at the beginning of quarantine with the fighting upstairs i was uncomfortable like i was actually in contact with my sister she's like you should call you should like just do a little check have someone go check up on them because it was just a lot of crying I didn't hear they were screaming but it was a ton of crying and like cheating conversations and

I was just like fuck um okay so this podcast didn't end when I wanted to but we're still going and um dog just barked again happy Monday love you I'm gonna go shower hit the hay and uh talk to you tomorrow for tuesday's podcast all right bye guys oh my god what's up guys what's up my patrons at patreon.com slash tjms i'm excited to report that all four of you were participants in my four-hour live stream tonight so thanks for being there that was a good time um here's your shout out we got Ozzy who failed his pop quiz tonight uh we got but that's okay I still respect you and your hustle for um always being ahead of me and always finding the answers to all of my questions so thank you uh and thanks for your support on

patreon we got Ricky Ricky Jensen thank you for your support I know you tapped in for like two seconds tonight, but that was still fun. Just seeing your little bubble pop up. Then we got Trevor, Trevor Garrett. Uh, you were hanging out for a while. That was a good time. Uh, you were doing a report. So that's cool. Thanks for your support. Uh, and then we got Eagle one and you tapped in and you tapped out, but that was a good time with you too. So thank you guys for your support. This is going down in history as the train wreck episode, the post four hour live stream episode episode 67 y'all were a part of this excursion on this Monday night I don't know what's going on in the world but I just know that you guys having fun hanging out with me and that's

cool thank you and I love you all right bye