The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 69+2- Clawed Out

Episode Date: November 14, 2020

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What's up guys? Happy Friday. It's episode 72. Welcome back to the show. What's up guys? It's Jacqueline. Happy Friday. Welcome back to the show. If you're new, I'm here seven days a week and go ahead and subscribe. Leave a review on the podcast app. Watch us on YouTube. I'm here Monday through Friday on YouTube. All the good things. Today's another live stream. Okay. Everyone liked it the first time we did it. So I'm doing it again. I'm going to try to be professional about this and disregard that there's two, disregard the fact there's two cameras on me right now and I don't know what to do. So anyways, let's get into it. I'm going to pretty much just make this a little chit chat about my day.

I do have a lot of life updates because I'm recording this at night. Okay. It's sexy time with Jacqueline's nighttime. I did a lot today to report on and I feel like it's going to be a juicy episode. So let's get into it. I'm going to start off by letting everyone know here that I have rat shit all over my apartment. Not mouse shit, rat shit. I live in a city. I'm assuming it's a rat. And I know that's not good to assume things, but, uh, there's people joining the chat and they're watching me do this live. This is fucking weird. Okay. So there's rat shit all over my apartment. I nearly had a heart attack last night. It was 1230. I had the Rogan latest Rogan episode on my TV and I was scrolling TikTok at the same time. Don't ask questions.

Um, I'm a millennial. I'm a millennial. I'm addicted to social media. I can do it all. Okay. Uh, fuck. So, uh, anyways, all of a sudden I'm like sideways on my couch. They're talking about on the Rogan episode, they were talking about some like universe, universal, like deep shit where I was thinking about, I don't know, like multidimensional, whatever the fuck they talk. You know what Joe Rogan and his guests talk about. I'm a little intoxicated. I can't lie right now. Guys, I have a white cloth. okay this is not this okay so it's friday i'm drinking a white cloth um i i couldn't find the word i said universal they were talking about the you know like deep dmt type of shit and anyways

that happened at the same time out of the corner of my left eye i saw like it was so fast a black like something going across the floor under my ottoman really quick and there's a piece of my rug that's kind of sticking up a little bit it's I have a jute rug it's one of those like burlap rugs it looks like it was a former potato sack um and I think what the rat did was it scurried over that and it made a really loud noise and I was I have never my heart stopped pretty much for about 30 seconds there and then I got terrified then I was afraid to leave my couch I was playing hot lava the hot lava game where as I walked to my bed to go to sleep I was like going I was stepping on top of all the surfaces that I could to avoid getting attacked by the

little rat so anyways that happened last night and uh anyways if you're wondering rat shit is still all over my apartment because I left all day today I didn't clean but I did get a mousetrap they are set right now if i hear any squealing this might be fun we might hear the thing uh lose its life live on the podcast today episode 72 it's a murder it's a murder mystery where's the rat is it gonna eat the poison i got these bougie traps where they fucking have like clear tops so you can see if the rat went in and ate it i don't know i got it cvs i drove 30 minutes let me talk about my day let me refer to my notes I did write a lot a lot of notes okay first off I just I got people watching the live stream right now okay I just love having fun and talking so I

know I'm a little bit white clawed out right now just slightly this is a big can I went to Whole Foods and got this and I'm like why is it so large I'm not a big drinker you guys know that about me but I don't know why this can is the size of two cans um someone in the comment says I want to see the rat the dead rat not gonna lie if it if I hear it's not gonna squeal it's hiding under my ottoman still I thought about it I'm like what if it burrowed itself like into my rug under my ottoman and had a little house set up I don't know uh so anyways um I don't know I just like to talk and have fun so episode 72 we're live we're having fun um I wanted to mention this about the sunset tonight okay it's 5 30 let me peek through my blinds because my blinds are shut

because I'm uh I'm uh I got a I got a studio set up where my lights are going to clash with the darkness outside so wait a minute still slightly light slightly light out and I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist or anything but the sun has been setting around 4 30 and it's still slightly light out and it's 5 30 so I don't know what what's going on but it confused me when I was driving home I'm like wait it's like still light out it shouldn't be it shouldn't be light out so um anyways let's do my life update so you heard about the mouse last night um I was scared I was scared to wake up this morning I laid in bed for an hour on my phone I was texting the group chat I was like mom I'm scared I was like sending selfies of me in my bed

scared I was scared to get up I was like I don't know what this rat's gonna do to me so I stalled for about an hour checking social media scrolling tiktok all the good things and finally got up I kind of I pretended like I don't know I just like tried to ignore it even though I knew it was there it's still in my apartment like it could crawl up my leg any second now but I um I just like made my coffee and then this morning I spent like an hour on pretty little thing it's my new favorite website I don't okay this is what I hate about myself I can afford new clothes like it's not an issue at this point in my life okay that's a that's a I've never I don't feel like I've ever really had troubles with that but

I don't whenever I go on websites like clothing websites I get I get like nervous I'm like I shouldn't be spending money even though I can afford this I'm like I shouldn't and then I'm like I don't deserve these new things like I I feel like a fat slob this year like I don't need to buy new clothes for my fatness I'm not that okay I'm I need to stop talking about that that's negative I don't do and I've I said this before there's nothing wrong with wanting to lose weight and get in shape and look hot as fuck I'm anti-body positive movement I think it's a bunch of bullshit because I don't think tell me one woman out there that doesn't want to look hot as fuck in a bikini on the beach and I mean not 400 pounds hot as fuck like they say like in shape

lean body tan hot I'm that's that that's the movement I want to start whatever that is I think that's the anti-body positive movement so I'm a proud uh I admit that so I felt weird buying myself clothes this morning like well I just like why am I buying clothes for my bigger body I don't like I don't want to do this anyway so I did that for an hour it was very zen I drank my I drank my iced coffee and yes it was the leftover french press from yesterday because I was out of beans beans for my um espresso machine and yeah it was a chill morning I showered washed my hair blow-dried it curled it put on a full face of makeup changed my outfit and got on the road I hit that I hit the road I was surprised because you know I have I've been I've been a

little hermit crab all year staying in my apartment and I didn't realize how fast it I I get ready I was like wait this was 45 minutes start to finish shower hair wash blow dry hair curled makeup changed in 45 minutes I was out the door in an hour it was like wait a minute I gotta because I thought I'm like wait I kind of was thriving in this year with the bun and this is the year of the bun my hair was always up in a bun no makeup but I'm like it's only about like if I didn't wash my hair and have to blow dry it, it only would have taken me like probably half an hour to get ready to quickly curl my hair, which takes me like eight minutes. And, uh, I got people commenting. I don't know what to do. Okay. We're 10 minutes in. This is

fun. So yeah. And a normal day, if I didn't have to wash and dry my hair, it would have only taken me um it would have only taken me what was i saying 30 minutes i don't know dude okay so i got someone in the chat with a mysterious profile pic and i don't like the looks of it um rito 69 it freaks me out i don't like when people come in with anonymous pictures as their profile pic it really it's because I just assume it's someone who doesn't want to show their face and show up on my live stream as their actual profile they have to go to their burner account to do it and that makes me I don't know I don't know how to feel I'm just assuming things too maybe they're a I don't know okay anyways so I washed my hair you guys this is boring as fuck I'm gonna drink

I'm gonna drink some more y claw it sounds like I need more right right I just love I love talking and having fun. I can't help myself. So anyways, um, then I went to the coffee shop. I, I went to the local coffee shop. I love going to, I got it. I got an iced almond milk latte. It was so good. Life details. Welcome back to my vlog. These are the minuscule random details of my day. I got an iced almond milk latte then I hit the freeway listen to country music to reset my strong American values for Friday because I didn't listen to it until like 2 p.m. and yeah it was a great drive I drove my 30 minutes north like I've been doing to do my fucking laundry at my favorite laundromat that accepts my visa because it's 2020 and I do not

collect quarters and I do not insert quarters into laundry machines okay I don't like to feel poor it makes me feel really poor if I have to collect quarters for that okay I know that's offensive I know that's ignorant I know that's um I'm white privilege white female privilege literally blonde hair blue eyes come at me attack me let's go I'm ready to fight okay I just like the convenience of swiping a card instead of collecting quarters and having to lug around quarters and figure out how many quarters I have it's a fucking ordeal so I went up to my drive and if you're new I've mentioned this laundromat many times this is that it's a laundromat in my old hood I have to drive 30 minutes north out of the city I love I figured it out today I'm like

this town is like I used to live there and I feel like it's it's so different than living in the city. It's a small little beach town, but I was cruising around today. Like I used to live there. It was so nice to be back. And I went to all the, all my favorite shops while my laundry was washing. I went to all my favorite little, I went to the thrift shop. And I think now, since I mentioned, um, mentioned that the thrift shop, I have a new cast member of the show. I picked up this snowman, um, what's it called? Like Christmas decoration at the thrift store while my laundry was going and uh he needs a name so please Kajan in the comments I got one person here wait how many people are here is that embarrassing I don't give a fuck people probably

tuned out as soon as they saw my um headset they're like what is what's happening so what's his name let's try to name him I I was thinking Walt Walter does this snowman look like a Walter i'm showing youtube go to youtube to watch um so while my laundry was going i picked up walter i picked up these seinfeld i picked up these seinfeld cards they're playing cards they were a dollar see the sticker one dollar one dollar seinfeld cards i want to watch seinfeld again i miss it whenever i go to hotels i feel like i always watch seinfeld i don't know why it's like always on the tv at hotels uh but I love Seinfeld I grew up with it I've seen like every single fucking episode and uh anyways so then what was I doing at the thrift shop oh I found these little

bells these little ding-a-ling bells there was an entire shelf of glass bells and I was like what could I use these for on the podcast like what could I do with these no Cecile is a terrible name for this cute snowman well first of all this guy in the comments name is Kajan okay so I understand like he has a very strange um strange name and I get it why he wants to name him Cecile that probably is that your what's your where are you from okay I'm gonna totally sound so this sounds fucked up I'm pretty sure Kajan you're from where are you from are you from to Caribbean am I getting canceled right now what's happening okay so Walter is a nice name I agree back to the bells I was looking at the shelf of bells like Christmas bells like every time in

the bell rings an angel gets his wings Christmas vacation that's that scene every time a bell rings an angel so I was thinking about getting one of those bells for the podcast so like whenever I catch myself going on a tangent I just start shaking it like so I stopped going on a tangent but it would be the bell instead of my voice like that do I need to drink any more white claw I think we're done someone where's the bartender is he gonna what's it called when they cut you off yeah I need to be cut off right now I can't cut myself off that's my toxic trait like these cashews I got at Whole Foods fourth fourth of the way gone is that a fourth of the way ate those on the drive home starving my ass off my toxic trait is not being able to stop

snacking on or sip well i guess drinking i can i don't have that with drinking like i know people it's like once they get their third drink in they're like it's it's over game over they're gonna black out i don't get like that i don't like to be out of control that's why i don't drink a lot i don't know um so anyways came back from the thrift store to whole foods picked up new beans for my barista machine I picked up uh cashews so obviously I just mentioned that got cashews I got my white claw hey I got um what else did I get at Whole Foods it'll come to me oh a hydration multiplier here's my welcome back to my hall this is my Whole Foods hall this is my grocery hall it's

an audio hall um my mom's in the chat mom i'm doing this live so hi okay no jesus okay so no one heard that i'm drinking water now we're gonna cut me cut me off white white claws only have three carbs that's cool i don't care um i love how fast food places put their uh the calories on the menu to remind me how much I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. Why do they put the calories on the menu at fast food places? My mom's in the comments saying, mom is planning a party and we'll have special flavored water for you. Special flavored water. That sounds like I'm getting roofied. She's trying to do something to me. What's in the water, mom? alcohol, clear water, water that's, I don't know. Okay guys, back to the task at hand. I went to

Whole Foods. I got a few things. I went there primarily for beans so I can wake up tomorrow and have my beautiful shots of espresso. Anyways. Um, so yeah, then I went and picked up my laundry. No, I went to CVS first, got my mousetraps. And, uh, I had done that before when I used to live up there. I'll just tell, I'll just fucking tell you. I lived in Del Mar. Okay. It's not gonna, no one's gonna know where I live if I say that I've I think I should just tell you guys when I moved to San Diego I started out up in La Costa Carlsbad lived in Solana Beach and then I moved to Del Mar and now I'm in little little Italy okay so there you go figure try to I'm not gonna drop a pin and let you know where I live but I think that would help kind of give you an idea

of where I went today okay so I went to CVS and picked up my mousetrap it was ten dollars not too bad there's four traps in the box you set them around the corners of your house and uh we might hear we might hear the uh the death scream at some point in the podcast and that this will officially be the podcast that goes it goes down in history as the best episode of all time you know you got true crime show what are these pot making a murder no what's the podcast that's all about crime i swear there's like 50 of them all the top podcasts are crime podcasts they don't have live murders happening on their show they just talk about murders if i have a live murder on my show

can can i rise to the top can i for a week be at the top of the chart just because of that in the in the in the crime category 20 minutes in rambling about shit where's my bell i need to ding it smell lavender okay that doesn't combine well with the mango white claw it's like wait I just went to a spa but I'm trying to turn up at the same time don't do that guys stay on task I'm here to drink I'm here to talk I'm not here to sniff lavender essential oil to calm down so I went to Whole Foods it was a shit show it's Friday everyone's getting their meats everyone's getting their cheeses everyone's getting their wine everyone then I see you know every other

guy's got a bouquet of flowers and I'm like fuck my life um but it was cool to be back in my old hood and just drive around it's a lot calmer up there even though I just said it was busy it's like a different vibe to be in a smaller section of the city so yeah just then I went to uh I already said I went to CVS got my mousetraps I got uh shit what else did I get there oh I got eyebrow. I got a new eyebrow pencil because I'm a girl. Oh, my mom just dropped a comment. Just FYI, SpaceX is launching tomorrow. And then she put a heart after mom, just FYI. Oh my God. Breaking, breaking news. Elon Musk has COVID or he had two positive tests come back or something. And then he got like two negative it doesn't make any sense like I feel like that cancels out he got

two tests were positive and two that were negative and he's got COVID and apparently it's gonna be bad for the stocks I don't fucking know so my mom's just requesting to join the live and that won't work for the audio mom we'll have to wait till Thanksgiving when I come home I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I'm actually gonna okay so I don't know what to do mom here you go you're the best. She's named Patty. My mom is named Patty. And my mom is named Frankie. So mom, are you watching right now? What is this? What is his name? New cast member. Mom, think about it. You can screenshot that, save it on your phone. I need a name for him. And I thought it was Walter. When I first saw him, I thought

this is a Walter. Walter the snowman. So mom, let me know. mom says cool beans i can't stay on okay well that's okay oh my god okay i have to tell you a funny story about my mom just a sec oh they're saying in the comments his name should be bob i kind of like that that's my grandpa's name it's like a family name robert bob okay so bob the snowman or walter leave a comment below the youtube video okay so i just want to apologize very quickly i know this has kind of been I don't know if it's too lit or just kind of a shit show of a podcast episode but look I okay I got some dms about the last time I did this late at night and everyone's like I like

the podcast at night it's so lit uh so I'm doing it again whatever back to the back to the day I left the laundromat ah I just thought like this is the most boring shit ever I got a mousetrap okay I got a fucking new snowman I went to the laundromat uh fuck I don't know that's pretty much what I did today and then I came home and I I'm live right now and I'm doing this that's all I have to say really today I just like to talk and have fun and that's what I'm doing right now I know the content is like I don't have like I really want I know I've said this before I really want a dramatic social life so that every episode is like it's an episode of it's like a reality show I'm mentioning characters and cast members in my actual real life people I can talk about

and then I can I don't know you know what I mean it's it's more interesting than I collect inanimate or I name inanimate inanimate objects that look like little animals and snowman snowmen and I go to the laundromat and I go to the coffee shop and a podcast on a live stream I don't know what to do I don't know what to do I'm having fun so I did want to mention this piece of news I discovered on TikTok last night about a press conference that Trump had that was apparently supposed to be held at the Four Seasons Hotel but it was held at the the booking got messed up and it was held at the four seasons total landscaping force it was held at four seasons total landscaping and they actually did it and Rudy Giuliani's at the podium they set up

in front of like a garage door with a bunch of Trump signs behind it and they actually held a press conference here because they effed up the booking so I want to read it um let's see here it's still not entirely entirely clear how the trump campaign ended up holding a press conference in northeast philadelphia near a sex shop they had this is on npr okay so this is an npr article near a sex shop a crematorium a crematorium and a jail the hoopla was kicked off saturday morning with a trump tweet about an event at philadelphia at the philadelphia four seasons okay so my theory is that Trump's fucking with everyone and did this on purpose this seems like something he would do on purpose like it's too funny and the fact they actually

like literally Rudy Giuliani is in front of a garage door with Trump signs all over it and he's at his podium like it it's just iconic I feel like this is my favorite piece of news post-election that's come out and i'm just i'm here for it's so fucking funny so okay so that message was quickly deleted and a tweet a new tweet clarified that instead of the swanky downtown hotel the presser would be held at the four seasons total landscaping a business that offers services such as mulching weed control pruning shrubs and leaf removal among among other jobs that just reminded me i didn't tell a story about my mom this morning clearing out branches and leaves and shit from her bushes sort of related to this landscaping

place but i'll i'll talk about that after at the press event trump's lawyer rudy giuliani claimed without evidence that joe biden's victory in pennsylvania is due to voter fraud okay fucking whatever i just think it's funny the scenario of them being at this landscaping like the Four Seasons Hotel. You guys probably know what that is. That's where they were supposed to do it. And then it was, yeah. Okay. Um, I'm just seeing if there's any quotes here I could read. Okay. So just like a quote from a vice, like someone there. It's interesting. It's definitely very industrial, a big pile of dirt and an old building said Brian Gannon, 42 old Virginia resident who came to Philadelphia for a doctor's appointment okay whatever I just go

look it up it's funny anyways I got people in the comments Trump rally in San Diego this weekend you should attend and do what this is what I've talked about so many times okay I get so much I don't I don't know if it's anxiety I get overwhelmed by how much information there is to know and how many like concert dates apparently a rally in San Diego this weekend Trump rally I gotta know that date I gotta know what's going on with my local news I got it well like what's going on with my uh my family how's their life going there's so much to know like what's happening with my stocks the stock market what's happening with um agriculture I don't know okay so I get overwhelmed because i don't know if it like that's why i get i hate going on cnn.com and like

fox news i hate going on news websites because there's so much to know and as a podcast host does this seven days a week i feel like if i don't mention it you guys are you guys will think i'm a dumb fuck i'm a dumb ass let's see my brother's in the chat this podcast is off the rails back to the off the rails podcast my mom so i think we're gonna name the snowman bob officially she thinks the snowman oh the snowman does have a nice smile go to youtube to see the smile the it's a little like stuffed snowman thing she goes plus your your bro has a nice smile his name is Rob too or Bob too okay mom sure I look like my hair okay so how are you guys doing how was your Friday are you guys like going out on town do you have a social life what's it like

I don't know what that's like should I stop I don't know okay so what's happening what's happening can the bartender please cut me off I've okay how much am I I'm down to here for reference that's for listening I'm a fourth of the way down so please don't make fun of me I don't drink alcohol very often and I yeah okay i'm gonna look up the trump rally let's let's figure that out right now okay trump rally san diego why is he still doing rallies i don't get it election's over i mean it's not over nothing's been officially certified it's not legally over the media claims that biden's the president-elect that's what

all these naysayers are saying they're like it's not official none of the states have certified okay trump rally san diego i mean i even was listening to the flagrant podcast again and they were talking about how trump could like his next move could be a media company he could make his own news company like the more like more to the right than fox news or whatever because that's how like msnbc is to CNN it's like more left I don't know they were talking about it okay so Trump rallies San Diego then I'm gonna wrap this up because your girl first of all I have first I got some I got some cleaning to do I've got a rat to catch I've got a oh god I got my I got my Irish boy in

the chat I got my Irish man who's going through no nut November right now in the chat and I know this is about to get even more I can't stop now like I just said okay so Trump rallies San Diego this weekend I don't think so um Greg why is it this weekend what do you know about that November what's today November oh yeah this morning I looked at the date and I'm like wait Christmas is basically in a month it's November 13th so it's basically November 25th so it's basically almost Christmas. Okay. If you don't know anything about the people I'm talking about in the chat, I've brought people from all over the world together through Instagram lives. The other night I did it for four hours and I feel like I just created a brotherhood. They're all

guys and they're all having fun talking to each other. And you guys, if you want to join, I think what I'm going to do, I have a Patreon, but I also have a group chat going on. I feel like I want to make it an open arms group chat for people that want to be in it. Cause a lot of nudes are exchanged from me to them and it's a good time. So just like hit me up, shoot me a DM. Kidding. Maybe I'm not. Who knows? Oh, Greg says he saw that Trump's having a rally this weekend in San Diego from TikTok that's I don't know news two days ago San Diego since Trump trains okay I'm not seeing this okay I think that was an old TikTok what should I do now guys I think I'm ready to go to sleep should I tell you what I got

from pretty little thing so when I was talking about how I struggle buying myself clothes like I was mentioning that earlier it's because I just like I I know I'm not like I should do it for me I should do it for me I should buy myself nice things for me but I have this weird thing where I go I don't really need it technically I have enough clothes I have enough nice things I don't need it and I hate that about myself I'm like why can't I be a girl who just buys like 5,000 shoes a year and like so many clothes like I can't I struggle with it I'm like who's gonna see me wear it right now it's 2020 girls I'm a girls guys whoever's listening the they them oh god damn it someone's gonna not like that that I said that funniest

TikTok I can't pull it up because I'm on a live stream right now but I can't even say it it's gonna sound uh like uh like I'm judging the person that wants people to call them they I just think it's so interesting we're like hi they I don't really fully understand it so anyways back to what I was saying about clothes like no one's gonna see me right now I'm like quarterback of quarantine I'm glad I finally got outside today I was indoors for three days in a row officially after yesterday three days in a row staying indoors today I finally got out on the town it was great went to the coffee shop went to the laundromat saw the saw the ocean got an ocean breeze on my face as i reset in my strong american values to country music rolled my windows down

fuck yeah it was a good time playing with my drawer playing with my drawer who's in the comments what's happening no they're like they're like you're lying about sending nudes in the group chat can girls please like I don't know I'm trying to grow my female audience I don't know how to do that be more emotion like more do I have to talk about mental health and like getting my period and my insecurities this entire time to have girls listen I don't know it's kind of like not my like not my vibe i'm drinking a white claw it's friday night i got all males watching except my mom it's fun i'm having i like to talk and like to have fun thumbnail

my sister was facetiming me the other day and she's like how do you get your teeth so white I'm like they look so brown right now because I drink so much fucking coffee but if you're curious not to be an influencer but I use crest white strips I use crest white strips and it's uh I've used them for years I've used them since like high school okay guys in the chat this is gonna be Q&A time go why do I have my hood on now oh my god mom did you okay so my mom's like girls are probably intimidated by you fucking I I don't like that I don't like to think like that okay I gotta take my headset off for a sec one sec I gotta tuck my hair behind my ears like i want to okay okay i am the most like warm kind happy i want to be your bff type of person

ever in fact i found myself trying to i literally was in the bathroom having a five minute conversation with like she's probably in her 40s this lady and i'm just like shooting the shit with her in the fucking bathroom at Whole Foods, and I'm so, like, nice to people, so I don't, I don't know if it's because I, I don't know why people would be intimidated by me. I don't know. I don't, I don't know what to do. Do I need to shave my eyebrows? I feel like I have those Cruella de Vil eyebrows that make me look like a bitch, and I kind of, like, so the mask is helping my resting bitch face because when I'm out in public, like, you can't really tell that I'm not smiling, but I just like love to smile through my mask and look around. I had like

my mask on a Whole Foods. I had my sunglasses up on my hair and my eyes look real bugged. My eyes look real, real bugged out. What the fuck? Okay. They looked real bugged out because I was smiling through my mask. So I didn't look like an idiot because my mask was covering my smile, but my expression was like, hi, I want to be your friend. Let's chat. And it was a good time. got a question in the chat I don't look I don't let a second pause I don't let a single second of dead air go by I'm gonna this is like when you edit a YouTube vlog you just cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut and that's why you guys are listening right now because you're just like she just never shuts up she never stops talking okay I'll stop the scream thing I'll stop I maxed

out today I'm done what's your favorite animal that's a great question actually because I love animals um it's actually a okay it's a bear I love curse I love grizzly bears a lot I love grizzly bears I love eagles I like grizzly bears I like eagles I like orca whales I like obviously dogs but like specifically golden retrievers I like horses I love all the animals that's really hard to pick one is so hard okay my mom's got some wisdom in the chat right now kindness love and beauty can be used against you ignore and move forth why is it like that I don't understand you know back to what I was saying about like women being

I don't know if it's intimidation or just like whatever I don't like that aspect of like girls as much as they say like women girls supporting girls like boss babes supporting boss babes there's always an element of competition under it's unsaid like you there's some alpha bitches out there that no matter how much they say that and preach that they're like yeah I'm the fucking shit and i'm the best i'm gonna be hotter and better and cooler than all these other girls even though i'm saying i support everyone it's like not they don't actually feel that way i know that because i'm projecting because sometimes i've felt like that in the past where i was like my goal in life was to be like that bitch especially in college because you know

i was a transfer i felt like i didn't i needed to try to fiddle my way through get to the cool houses at the parties and shit somehow and you can't be a you can't be a weak bitch doing that you gotta look hot as fuck you gotta be down to party you gotta be down you gotta be like kind of a not a like a you kind of have to be sassy okay I got people asking questions in the chat how you doing I'm doing great can you hear my voice I feel like I'm happy I'm podcasting this is my dream patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support my dream everyone gets a shout out at the end of every episode everybody gets a shout out everybody gets my exclusive content on patreon.com and uh it's only going to get more juicy on that on that website so stay tuned

um also watch this on youtube subscribe to my youtube channel and uh follow me on instagram um so oh my mom was saying like oh because women are insecure they gotta be okay whatever cliches you know what you know what it is you guys already know i just you know how it's like a negative thing if you're like they say that girls that are i feel do guys do guys do i look am i drunk what's happening i don't know how to feel i'm 26 why why does this feel like my first time it's because it's a white claw i'm not used to this i don't know what this is it's a seltzer

seltzer spiked sparkling water with a hint of mango gluten-free who gives a fuck i'd like extra gluten please white claw i'd like a gluten flavored fucking white claw please yeah 26 years young okay not a day over not a day over 26 uh you know how it's negative when or people think that girls that have a bunch of guy friends gotta like watch out for those girls there's like something up but I'm like i feel like i i lean both ways hardcore like i can be one of the guys so hardcore so like i'm a bonfire bitch you'll see me like my mom's got a pile of branches at home we're already talking about in the group chat this morning as soon as we go home we're burning

those motherfucking branches we're burnt we're burning those branches we're gonna be drinking cores sitting around a bonfire i'm a bonfire bitch that's kind of like the vibe i grew up in is very like not to say like hick but it's kind of like I don't know we just like do shit like that it's kind of like tomboy and like for as girls we lived around a farm like we work hard do labor work physical labor build bonfires drink beer it's like that's my vibe and so I feel like I can hang with the guys because of that and I've like from high like in high school I did that kind of shit a lot so that's part of me but at the same time I'm like I can be in Vegas in a tiny tight fucking dress being with the girls like doing all that shit like at the exact same time

like I can do both but sometimes with girls I'm like I think that we waste a lot of time with nonsense and bullshit and overthinking that I just get kind of annoyed by like at this point my life I'm like okay I've learned lessons I'm 26 I'm a little bit past the little like the cattiness the fake shit the bullshit like it's the the cliche girl bullshit I'm a little bit over it now but I still want girl like I still want to be friends with girls I just like don't am I having like a drunk therapy session with myself what the fuck's happening you will continue to grow keep killing it it was good some videos got it I'm reading comments sorry if I know it's annoying if you're listening you're not in the live stream we are annoyed so

sorry my mom's like I gotta go but she's lighting up the comment section guys love girls that understand their language that's what my mom said guys love girls that understand their language i don't know i'm a little bit i i am brash as fuck especially on the podcast now i want to tell a little two second story about being at whole foods today there was okay whole foods is like the mecca of hot men especially in the town i was up i drove north and i went up to okay i was so cute and like girly as fuck when this guy like we bumped into each other in the coffee section and I was like I don't know if is this like the definition of multiple multiple personality disorder or being shy and cute

because I'm nervous because there's a hot boy I don't fucking know do I need to get my head checked literally I was like the guy was like oh are you because he was trying to get in line because everyone's got a social distance in line and so he's like oh excuse me are you get are you you know are you in line and I'm like literally in this voice I'm like I'm like oh no I'm no I can't do it right now I can't I don't think I can get into character I was just cute I was like no I'm looking at coffee it's okay you can stand in line like no I'm getting coffee it's all good like super like I get like higher pitch when I'm nervous and I'm flirting or like thinking someone's cute I don't know because I'm not always brash like this I'm

not always like I'm gonna be like a fucking raving dyke I gotta I gotta pause I don't think I can I think I do I have to edit that out I just jumped off my seat like okay we'll get into it I'll explain myself so I don't get canceled one second I mean a woman with more masculine energy okay that's what I mean it's some women have that and some women are more feminine okay so I can i i go one way hardcore and one way the other like hardcore okay you get it super feminine and super masculine at the same time i got that magic comedic sauce and that charm and i don't know if for some reason when the comedic sauce comes out i turn i get brash say something else offensive someone wants to know someone wants me to say something else offensive in the comments

i mean no offense but i'm not like the biggest fan of the irish accent you guys know my first boyfriends were british okay we've discussed this on previous episodes go listen back but there's something about the irish accent it's hard for me to understand really truly scottish is another a whole another level i like watching scottish films though scottish films listen to me using their their words scottish movies films let's watch a film let's watch a flick, Donna in the comments, I got Kajan and Donna in the comments, you guys, they're also, they're the, they're the characters on the show that aren't really, they're not on the, because I've got these little characters, Patty, Bob, and Frankie, but there's other characters,

these are people that are daily listener supporters of the show, they're in the live stream right now, and I got Donna and Kajan right now, and Donna says he likes people with proud moms because my mom's going off she's like okay I got my my sorry I just had my phone go or excuse me my computer go at low battery and I had to fix my charger situation so ah why are we still charging shit why do we still have cords I don't get it it's 2020 I cannot stand when people say like uh science inventor people um I can't stand when inventors say that we're so behind technologically for what we're capable of and i don't sleep at night because of it knowing that we don't need courts to charge shit and this is like prehistoric hardware like this is not

this should not be happening in 2020 doing a demonstration for the cameras go to youtube to watch it pisses me off the whole like oh we're gonna have flying cars in 2020 like still we got Japan trying it out right now there it looks like they're gonna have a successful flying car in the next five years success it's not gonna be like in Star Wars where there's literally like highways of cars hovering above the city I love Star Wars episode uh two that's when I was a little girl and I thought Anakin was so hot yo the noises you make I know I think guys to be serious right now I'm going to drink white claw because I another sip of white claw because I need to get serious right now

because this is my therapy session this is my audio diary so let's be serious I grew up on a stage I grew up as a middle child being a little entertainer a little peacemaker in the family I don't know I grew up in a funny household we always joked with each other and and for whatever reason when a camera is on me when a headset is on my ears when I've got a microphone on I make noises I mean I do weird shit and it's not like in okay in actual conversation I do I notice because people like fall on the floor laughing sometimes it should I say but not to like that's not a flex it's just like that's what happens sometimes okay no casualties yet no broken backs no bruises no injuries from people laughing so hard they fall because

I'm funny none of that yet but I do realize that podcasting now episode what 72 really brings out that inner performer inner inner inner entertainer in me so it's I think this is the actual like a heightened version of who I am and I think that's across the board for most people online that are um influencers or whatever like podcast hosts or social media people like that's kind of what you do I some days go listen to like the podcast titled I'm chill today or I'm calm today that's literally me waking up in the morning being like like on a phone call just blah like we're just having a calm chill morning I just brush my teeth and I drink coffee like it's a more calm version of me because this is an everyday podcast it's Friday night I'm drinking a white cloth drinking

a white cloth Friday night deal with it I'm off my shit tonight they're in the comments asking questions about what they each other want to talk about instead of this show. So I'm offended guys. One last time. We're going to do question section and then I'm going to end it. Should I eat a cashew? Who's got misophonia? Is that going to annoy someone? I'll nibble. Ew. It's not that salty. Of course it's not. It's from fucking whole foods. They're like, low sodium, everything. I like cashews a lot. I'm glad I discovered them last week. Okay. So question number one, um, what is your top three favorite sports? I'm going to, Oh my God, this is so hard. Golf. We got the masters going on this weekend,

but first of all football nfl college football love it golf third it's between basketball or baseball i like basketball i used to play i gotta say basketball i could even kick out golf and say basketball baseball and football but i'm gonna go because i'm rediscovering my love of golf this weekend with the masters ah i should look at that i should look at what's going on because i was doing errands all day, but yeah, I'd say football, golf, and basketball. Um, let's see what else my mom, her last comment for, I think she's asleep right now at 6 20 PM. Of course she would be asleep. My mom goes to bed so early. I love you, mom. Uh, you may be aggressive because you are a middle child. You had to observe Julia and Robert. It was an aggressive middle child

observing others in my family we used to hold we used to hold church on Sundays for our family like okay this is a side tangent this makes no sense for what I just said I'm reminiscing when we were kids we would protest going to church on Sunday and instead of church we would convince our parents that we would do it in our living room we'd set up our piano bench as the altar and we'd wear like bathrobes and my sister would be the priest my brother and I would be the altar boys and girls we'd light candles and shit we'd get our um i feel like we had we used to play piano and we would um we excuse me there's people lighting up the comments sorry we had all these books from our church like okay no this is what it was when the church i grew up in a catholic

church that's my upbringing if you're new they would rotate or like recycle their song books and shit and so after they were done with them I feel like we adopted some of the books so we would have the actual books from church in our living room at their at our piano table altar and we'd get bread like just plain old bread and like smash it because my mom and dad like we were in a cracker household we didn't have fucking crackers to use as the host we had to take wheat bread healthy fucking wheat bread and smash it into little discs for the host and we take uh what we used to drink like if we had grape juice it was great if we had grape juice that was like perfect like wine alternative oh god no one heard that um i'm a masculine woman

what did i say earlier who was offended i don't care i do care but just like I don't know stop being a little bitch have fun everything's not like I don't I didn't grow up with this pussy ass rhetoric it is it's it's soft okay I didn't grow up like that and I get sick of trying to tiptoe and tap dance around my words it's fucking frustrating but I'm here to learn I'm here to grow I'm here to stop offending people so if you're offended I'm this is it's my journey it's my it's a learning lesson every day so I caught myself at least I caught myself I didn't just continue on saying that anyways we'd hold church we'd sing songs and so we'd like protest because I hated going to church when I was a kid it was hell for one

hour you just have to sit there in silence kneel stand sing kneel stand sing walk up listen you know you got to sit listen attentively to the gospel the gospel according to Luke and then you gotta go uh what was the prayer the apostles creed we believe in one god the father almighty almighty creative heaven and earth of all that is seen and unseen jesus christ son of god our father like it's and then you'd sing a song after it and then you'd do like your communion session and it was always awkward as fuck like having to do communion in front of like cute boys that you were in the pews that were further ahead of you you had to like walk past them i always got nervous my first my crush from my school would always be his family always sat in like the second

row I don't know why I think they got there an hour early and I would get so nervous to go and like walk and get communion and like pass him anyways a comment from Donna from Dublin church sucked but the Lord is very important very true I feel like I'm coming back to my faith Kanye's inspired me who else is inspired by that shit Sunday service Kanye talking about Jesus I got a really um you know I was confirmed in the Catholic uh you know I'm confirmed I'm a confirmed Catholic went to Catholic school saw the Pope went to the Vatican all that shit saw Peter's bones you know I've seen the shroud I've seen it all fucking saw the steps Jesus kneeled we got it we literally were kneeling on okay there's these steps shipped from I think Caesar shipped them from Israel

or like Caesar's sister or something I don't know got him they all they all got shipped to Rome these stairs when Jesus was crucified like that he was bleeding on as he walked up to the top of when he was getting condemned to death why am I remembering all this right now this is strange is this white claw unlucky unlocking my catholic my catholic um faith so or my catholic knowledge anyways these steps in rome you kneel on and you pray each step and there's little holes where it shows the stain of his blood apparently so i did that like i've seen some really cool shit. Rome is lit for artifacts and old, old stuff. I love like the Vatican is insane. When you walk in, it's so much bigger than you think. The dome is so huge. You can walk up with like,

we walked to the top of the dome and then you can see the whole entire city. Excuse me, the entire country. Cause the Vatican is a country. It's not a city. I got a question in the comments here Jacqueline is a MAGA chick period points I didn't say that I know I told everyone I voted for Trump but why are you calling why are you labeling me now I'm offended I know I offended people in this I just offended them again for saying that I voted for Trump but now I'm offended because I'm being labeled as a MAGA person a MAGA chick I don't like that combination of words, a MAGA chick. Fuck that. I'm a, I'm in the middle. Okay. I love it when people that pick aside say that they're in the middle. A lot of podcast hosts with a huge following like to say

they're right in the middle and that's a bunch of bullshit. I'm calling them out. Um, got a question here do do do do do Jacqueline do you play games with guys or um oh I'm holding out on a game right now with a guy I'm holding out on a game right now with a guy is that fun is that juicy bringing another character into the show I'm holding out with a guy right now meaning I could play game or I'm, I, like, my old self wants me to play the game, but I'm just like, I gotta, I gotta give him nothing right now. Nothing. Not an inch, not a single text, not a single DM, not a single response to a story, not a single anything. I gotta hold out right now. I'm not playing games because I don't like playing games anymore. I'm 26. I'm a grown woman. I like a chase. I do like

a little cat and mouse shit i don't like when people are overly professional with their inquiries like hi i really my name is john i'd really like to get to know you you seem like a nice girl i want to take you out to a nice dinner with wine what's your favorite wine then i want to it's just like i like banter i like chit chat i like popcorn talk when you're in the you're just like like respond to my story flirt with me say some dumb shit i'll like love you for that way more than you coming in with a paragraph of like dry professional corporate ass speak I don't fuck with that um you have no chance if you say you gotta know how to look at look at this you gotta be ready to ball if you're gonna come in my comments I'm at the point now where someone

shows up with a message like that I'm gonna rip them the fuck apart I'm gonna dissect it and let them know how boring they are damn this is lighting up now my calm okay okay church sucked but the lord is very important the white claw is unlocking the whole you you guys are hearing it aren't you that's a comment from kajan i went to rome for a day with my friend it was lit vatican was awesome donna dublin don dublin donna said that all right I'm gonna go for five more minutes ask me questions white claws almost done happy Friday episode 72 I gotta shout out Ozzy though I gotta shout out Ozzy my okay this guy I need to call I'm actually gonna call him after this

one of the guys that I hang out with apparently on social media he is like I never expected this to happen but all of a sudden I have a podcast and there's people that are genuinely like following my story of every single episode and what's going on in my life and Ozzy will literally not end the day without DMing me all the answers to every question I asked on the podcast when I got confused about something he's like oh at this point you meant this you wanted to know this about that like here's the word you were looking for this is what you meant like he helps so much it's insane and I just got to shout him out right now he's also a patron patreon.com slash tjms you want to support the show but I just appreciate like anyone that it's fun as fuck and I said

this in the beginning of doing podcasting like the whole point if we're going to be on social media from here on out I want to have billions of followers to have that interaction that fun like constant like you say something online and there's like people that are interacting with you and it's not dry, and it's not boring. I think it's the people that have, like, influencers that have a lot of people, like, replying to their tweets and talking to them all day, especially lonely, the lonely, the lonely ones like me who are just like, it's 2020, I'm quarterback of quarantine, I have no friends, I moved, I don't know what the fuck's going on, now I'm talking to the internet as my social life, whatever. It's great for those people. Okay, sorry, I went on a

tangent. She's really taking shots, just waiting for the names. Scooby Foo, he's in the chat. He's another OG supporter, super fan, whatever you want to call it. I got that. They're in the group chat together. It's really fun. You guys hit me up. If you want to be in the group chat, it's lit. um so oh by the way guys I have a life update so one of my friends debated me sent me a novel about politics responding to a story that it was literally me reposting something it had no I had no commentary on it they literally blocked me they sent me a novel and then blocked me I was like trying to go back to the message and I'm like oh user not found there so if you're that type of person right now who unfollows your friends blocks people because

they're you know more conservative than you or thinks or they think differently than you politically you're part of the problem that's causing the divide you're just exasperating the divide separating yourself from your friends blocking them not following not even having the conversation like what the fuck i just thought that was crazy i'm like this is someone i thought like i respected and i was like we're friends why did you literally block me i think i'm a very triggering person like people are just like fucking annoyed anyways because i do this seven days a week and they're like oh this bitch is also apparently a trump supporter fuck her my mom's trying to join the join the chat mom the audio will not work i'm sorry

god damn i detest the unfollowing blocking of the politics donna dublin donna said that you know you need to pass the vibe check to be added to the group kajan says you have to pass the vibe check kajan's like 14 i'm pretty sure no i'm kidding you're not you're you said you were 19 i think is my demographic young i don't know should i eat a cashew i need a snack i feel drunk i don't know what the fuck's happening oh I got my hydration multiplier happy Friday

this was a lit episode I think I need to end it any more questions I muted annoying cunts on election night but I'll unmute when Biden is sworn in it's Donna Dublin Donna I love that I wish how gross is me eating

a cashew ew it's like if you like asmr there you go um i wish we said cunt in america like the brits do i just fucking love that word it's so good that's why i love it over there and like they just they're so their humor is so i love it they're just a bunch of fucking smart asses about everything no wonder i was a catch for my first two british boyfriends because i'm that way too they got it they they're like oh wait she's got our humor but in an American a sexy American accent snagging that hoe up okay 60 seconds to ask a question that I'm going to I'm

ending the podcast drinking water now officially drinking water I'm embarrassed this is not my brand guys I'm not a drunk like white claw bitch who swears a lot and sounds like a brash, like, what is this personality type? Because guys, I was so sexy and cute in Whole Foods today. I was so sexy and cute getting my coffee. Yeah, you can go ahead and stay in a line. I'm just looking at coffee. Literally my voice is so sexy and cute when I'm nervous and around hot boys. We're just at the comfy slob stage where we've been dating for two years and like, I'm just like telling you how it is. And that's it. That's me as a podcast host, me flirting with you getting to know you is so cute

how cool is Kajan last question I mean it's hard to gauge how cool Kajan is from his Instagram photos I feel like he's lacking in that department so I can't really I don't even know what he looks like to be honest do you have a picture of your profile pictures yourself but I can't really tell what you look like I don't really know your vibe I just know your vibe from your humor in the comments oh he's from the caribbean do you guys post instagram pictures in the caribbean you only have like six and none of them are of you it's 2020 post some pics on instagram don't be a slacker

until people know you now they're like oh she posts this selfie that's what she looks like today it's like oh she posts this picture of her breakfast that's what she ate today it's like everyone knows you because of what you post on instagram get with it okay here's what i'm gonna to do I'm going to do a live hydration multiplier tutorial they sponsor a lot of podcasts maybe I can get make it maybe I could hit them up and see if they'll sponsor this podcast I gotta hydrate my cells because I just drank an entire white cloth and I don't drink alcohol so I don't know what's gonna happen to my body but I know I need electrolytes should I drink this wait is this what you do in the morning after you drink alcohol I think this is what you do in the morning is it

good to do now is this one serving it's just $2.99 at Whole Foods in the checkout aisle and it got me I almost got an on it um what's I always get those at Whole Foods in the checkout aisle memory focus on it brain focus shroom tech I don't fucking know whatever that what's it called the memory focus one brain something anyways doing this over my laptop this is a party trick this is a magic trick I'm risking it all for the tutorial hydration multiplier sponsor me I just risked my $2,000 laptop getting water all over it to show my audience how to do this so now I'm drinking it

and if you're curious it stirs itself it's so hydrating it's so high hydrational it you just Dump water in it and it stirs itself. It's already dissolved. It's a beautiful product. It's a great product. That's what Donald Trump would say. What would he say? It's a fantastic product. Holy shit. That's like a Gatorade. That's like a bougie Gatorade. I like that. That's how much White Claw I have left.

can you hear not to be not to get canceled again but is this how alcoholism starts guys my dad was an alcoholic like i can say that i think it's okay but i don't want more see that's the thing i don't like how i feel right now so i'm like i'm good with this i don't fucking want more i just want to take a nap fuck i want to drink my hydration multiplier and do some yoga and take a nap is that how alcoholism starts that's not okay I'm an addictive personality personality clearly from podcasting seven days a week

is that an addiction I think so but I got so excited on my drive home from the laundromat I was so excited to podcast I was like all caps dublin boy says alcohol is evil well no shit show me a person in great britain who does not have an issue with or who's not an alcoholic that's a generalization that's also gonna get me canceled how much more offensive shit can i say I feel like it's a lifestyle it's a excuse me I'm spitting it's a lifestyle thing that I'm totally down for I don't think it's I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking I'm not against it I just don't I think it's because I live by myself and I'm not very social like I'm

a social drinker I don't just drink alcohol alone other than when I'm apparently podcasting suggestion do the YH noise every podcast okay inside joke I'll share it with you guys that listeners. So I live streamed yesterday. I like to live stream when I'm editing. It's kind of fun just showing people behind the scenes. And I'm like, so Kajan from the Caribbean, Kajan from the Caribbean says he types, yeah, YH. So during my live stream yesterday, I was sounding it out and he wants me, he says, suggestion, do the YH noise. So here you go. That's it. That's how, that's how he says yeah. That's how they say yeah in the Caribbean. Okay, I'll stop. I just thought it was funny. Now, what kind of yeah do you guys do? Send me a DM.

Are you Y-A? Are you Y-E-A? Are you Y-E-A-H? I got a life hack for girls out there texting guys. I'm all about that mirroring shit. However they spell yeah, that's how you spell yeah. And they'll like you. Like when people see stuff that reflects what they do, they're like, oh, we're on the same page. Cause I don't think there's anything more annoying than when people's yas are not compatible with each other. Like I'm a YA bitch. I type the letter U. I type, I do everything short and very Gen Z like in my texting. And I don't know, like sometimes I spell shit out, but I don't know, just like mirror people with their texting lingo. And it just helps the conversation feel more like compatible and you might have a future with them.

okay i think i'm done this was fun guys i'm gonna do i haven't done yoga yet that's the thing drunk yoga i'm gonna do yoga i'm gonna take my makeup off i can't wait to take my makeup off take my makeup off upload this um i don't know this is a come down session where's adele let's listen to this is what we need this is my come down song the first time i got drunk this is my come down song someone like you adele is that the name of the song yeah this is my come down song shout out harry's fuck shout out harry styles for being the first man on his own i think kanye was in it with kim

in it on a cover harry styles is the first um on american vogue the first man on by his by himself which is badass he's wearing a dress in the picture it's pretty cool shout out vogue for doing that okay here we go come down song first time i was drunk this is what i listened to here we go. God damn it. Why is this on mute? Am I on mute? Bitch. Guys, what's happening? Let's try again. There we go. best come down song after drinking also it's five o'clock in the morning conversation got boring that song so good that's a fucking great song so 5 a.m i remember my first past post-college party i went to was at a excuse me post high school party i went to in college

at 5 a.m i played that song and that's back in the day where so that was the era of asap ferg sha-sha-ba-ring, sha-sha-sha-ba-ring, sha-sha-sha-ba-ring. It's like that kind of music during the parties and like, I throw my hands up in the air sometimes. So that type of vibe, 2012-ish. And I remember at 5 a.m. we were still up and I played that song and I was like, this is perfect. It's five o'clock in the morning conversation got boring oh shit i got a high school compadre in the chat that's cool hi hi sean right is that sean from high school i don't know i'm drinking a white claw if you're new this is not this is a weird podcast i don't know episode 72 72 days in a row this is your pre-monday motivation motivation a bitch has done a podcast 72 days in a row and

haven't drank I haven't drank yet so this is my first I guess drinking episode yeah remember the song like a g6 yeah that's such a good song let's listen to it fuck it like a g6 like a g6 the beginning is so good I remember the beginning Got an ad! Got an ad! 3, 2, 1, skip ad. okay okay this is embarrassing as fuck i'm gonna end the podcast thank you guys for watching today thank you for listening thank you for participating my live stream um yeah guy from dublin they used to play that at all the teenage discos i went to discos the teenage discos oh god damn it could john has a question what's my favorite singer and rapper too complicated

too many to count i i just want to shout out luke combs for uh he was an entertainer of the year at CMA awards he got what did he get he got some he got he won an award I'm proud of him he should have got entertainer of the year that's all I know Donna's favorite uh singers or rappers are Lil Dicky and Alec King okay shout out Alec King great album what's it called I don't know I'm too I can't think about it right now I'm gonna play with my Seinfeld cards these are so cool they literally have like Kramer on them and like the Joker one has all of them on him look at this it's so I this is one dollar at the thrift store I'm gonna watch Seinfeld tonight take a bath 72 days in a row thanks for your support I'll be here tomorrow hangover Saturday no tomorrow's my

Q&A Saturday so that'll be fun love you guys you are so sexy you are so beautiful okay so every morning this is your to-do list or your homework every morning look in the mirror look into your eyes and say, I am beautiful. I am smart. I am sexy. People want to fuck me. And then go about your day. That's all I got. Thanks for tuning in. Stick around if you're a patron. I love you guys. all right bye all right today's patreon.com slash tjms patron shout outs go to I'd like to shout out to John and Donna for being in the group chat today on uh or excuse me the live stream but I'm going to shout out the actual paying patrons these guys are freeloading it right now we got Ozzy we got Ricky Jensen we got Eagle One and Trevor Garrett thank you guys for your

support I really appreciate you as I always say I living my dream I'm doing what I love and you guys are supporting me along the way and it's so much fun to interact with you and talk to you and all that fun shit we do on patron patreon phone calls coming up soon so that's exciting all right love you guys talk to you tomorrow for saturday's podcast all right bye