The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 76- Best Breakfast Ever

Episode Date: November 18, 2020

It's Wednesday! I talk yoga, Harry Style's Vogue cover, the Kardashian family network, my current breakfast recipe and think about my life. Have a great day!! :) Patreon.com/TJMS https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic

What's up, have a Wednesday. It's episode 76. Welcome back to the show. oh my god what you're so hot what thanks for being here welcome back to the show I'm gonna be a little distracted by your eyes during this episode so um bear with me if I get off track wow do you look more like your mom okay Jacqueline shut the fuck up welcome back to the show it's Jacqueline happy Wednesday I don't know what that was I just want to compliment you if if it you know it's been a rough year okay I don't know how many has someone called has someone told you you're sexy lately because I just did I'm trying to help you out everyone's got it going on whether you think you do or you don't you have it going on according to me I am attracted to

everyone listening to the show right now and I can't hold back on what I just said so starting off the podcast um with a compliment followed up by a bitch session Jacqueline demands a recount I demand a recount on the apple podcast reviews of this podcast okay according to the listeners and the numbers from yesterday's episode, no one did their homework. Okay. No one left a review because I woke up today, nothing changed. So there's some sort of flaw in the system. I'm calling out Apple, throwing some heat their way right now. I don't know what happened. People listened to the show according to my analytics and not a single review was left. So I demand a account and also please finish your homework and help me out go leave a review on this podcast

all right also I'm here Monday through Friday on YouTube okay Jacqueline Jesus happy Wednesday um I'm here Monday through Friday on YouTube please subscribe if you want to hang out with me and stare at me uh I don't know I stared into your eyes in the beginning of the show and told you how sexy you are so if you want to like watch that and like see it on video instead of listening to it, go over to YouTube. Also patreon.com slash TJMS to support the channel. If you want to support the channel, I'm tripping up on my website. Listen, yesterday was a fun, uh, nerdy episode where I read about the book Atomic Habits and listen, I've concluded this. Okay, guys, ADHD podcast. They just bear with me. I'm going to go into

the Atomic Habits book, but I got a guy outside with a mask on, parked his car. It's a silver Toyota. Is this a Camry? I don't recognize him. He's walking up to my door. He's walking up to my door. Okay. If I get a knock at my door, I'm going to shit my pants live. Okay. He just looks intimidating. I don't know why a silver Toyota, what I say Camry is parked outside right now, but people are out today is it's a bright it's a bright day it's a vibrant it's a lively day shit okay back Jacqueline get your head in the games so I need to go to the locker room and sit down with my coach and be coached right now Jacqueline you have a ton of fun notes to tell everyone today you have a lot of interesting information you want to share get the fuck with

it back to what I said yesterday about the podcast atomic habits the book I read back to what I was saying about that shit fucking a I realized with the internet and people that are sharing information around it's this giant regurgitation vomit session that everyone does so I felt awkward I was like why am I reading why am I trying to act smart or not like I was acting smart but why am I sharing this book about building habits and how habits can change your life and everything I'm like I'm not necessarily a pro at this topic but I'm just I'm reading I'm basically I basically read quotes from the book and I talked about how those ideas apply to my life and how maybe it'll help you so I don't know I just realized that about the internet everyone's

just like, Hey, I learned something. I'm going to share it with everyone else. And then it's just like this giant vomit session. Everyone is doing that. And that's honestly positive because that's how people learn new things. I shouldn't feel weird about that. I tried to help you guys yesterday. So go listen to yesterday's episode, uh, about atomic habits. I played sexy teacher Tuesday. Yeah. I know I've been doing that thing a lot where I'm like complimenting myself, calling myself sexy, sexy. It's like sexy time with Jacqueline at night when I nighttime podcast and sexy teacher Tuesday we'll listen to this guys I know that's a little bit like who does that right like who am I to call myself sexy that's so subjective and whatever but I gotta

I gotta like myself right now I gotta love myself right now I gotta say whatever the fuck it takes to affirm that I'm okay and that I'm not a piece of shit because I felt like that earlier this year I've been going through the last couple years have been a journey but uh I don't know I felt sucks yesterday i have my teacher glasses on let's get into this fucking show i demand a recount by the way of those reviews don't forget i said that please finish your homework go leave me a review on this apple podcast app all right let's get into it so yesterday let's talk about what happened i had shitty sleep okay i took a nap after i podcasted i made well i made breakfast and did some work and then i took a nap but it was great i napped kind of reset some of my energy

um but speaking of breakfast I have to tell you guys right now about the best breakfast ever the best fall breakfast ever this is a I'm gonna throw this into the category of paleo okay so if you're vegan if you're keto if you're fucking vegetarian fuck I don't know just don't listen this part so this is what I combined in a bowl I roasted butternut squash and I cubed it up so good just like the best and then I fried two eggs and a strip of bacon okay then I chopped up I cubed up half an avocado and then I took salsa and everything but the bagel seasoning which is behind me in the on the set right now I thought that'd be a cute set decoration for all my fellow avocado toast loving millennials who put everything but the bagel seasoning all over their

shit I sprinkle that on top listen so you basically put butternut squash fried eggs a piece of bacon an avocado with salsa in a bowl and literally I I'm I'm a combiner of my ingredients I don't like to I love it when things touch I love it when all my food is like smash the fuck together okay so I take scissors my sister makes fun of me I do this with all my fucking food especially salads I chop the fuck out of my salad salad leaves I don't like big leaves when I eat salad so I basically put all that in a bowl and just kind of lightly chopped up the eggs and everything and I mixed around just telling you it's so good I don't understand why it works but it works so I made that work took a nap um let's see what else then last night

I did yoga I woke up I was like oh my gosh I was I'm at the point now where I've done yoga for two weeks straight and I'm craving it so at night I was like kind of groggy after taking my I literally took a two-hour nap okay sue me I woke up from that and I was like kind of groggy but I was like I just want to move my body and do yoga so I did that for an hour um I watched that I made uh salmon I had dinner and after that and uh fucking this is the time of year where I leave my oven open for the extra heat and it's like I don't know if you're fucking poor just use your oven for your heater I hate paying for heat that's the one thing I'm just like I think that rubbed that rubbed off me for my mom because I swear when we go home like we have a heater we use it

but sometimes it's like we're camping I'm like mom can we can I turn this on or am I gonna get yelled at because when we were younger I feel like my parents we have an old house it was running on um oil for our heat in the winter and we ended up getting a fireplace it was great but I don't know I'm just used to suffering and being cold and I'm such a dumbass lately I've been opening my windows because it's my routine I built the habit speaking of habits of waking up and the first thing I do is open all my windows like literally the air like open them so not just the blinds but the fucking actual window and I let all the air come in and I'm like jocelyn jocelyn jocelyn no no honey it's november it's fucking it's freezing cold trying

to cut the f-bombs day and dropped like six so far oh leave me a review let me know how many f-bombs they just dropped so far so i've been doing that and i'm like jocelyn no wonder you're so cold okay so anyways leave you up leave the oven open now if you're okay anyways then i made dinner and watch your mom's house on YouTube scroll TikTok at the same time multitask that I literally put my volume on my TV when I watch YouTube podcasts at like 10 and then I scroll on social media and I look at TikToks and then like every now and then I'll raise the volume up all like flip-flop because that your mom's house episodes are like seven hours long I just keep it playing because I can kind of pick up I can kind of understand like my subconscious knows what

the conversation is even though I'm on TikTok the whole time so anyways uh I'm a proud social media addict I think it's great I'm here to tell you that as long as you have something to like counteract or like take away from your phone take yourself that takes yourself away from your phone every day which is my hour of yoga which is my morning routine where I'm not really staring at my phone, which is, I have these times of the day where I feel like I'm coming back to the present moment. But when I'm scrolling, when I'm cruising the internet on my phone, bouncing between apps, going to Amazon, going to TikTok, going to Instagram, going to Twitter, going to my mail, going to my Safari, searching some random shit. How many of you guys relate to this?

So when I'm in that zone, life's great. I don't give a fuck. I'm like my, I, this is, I can't, How can I complain? How can I, like, it's so fucking fun. I love the internet. Okay. I love the internet. I'm a big fan, big fan of it. But I wonder, can you guys relate to this? So do you remember, you probably still do this, but I haven't done this in a while because it only happens to me when I'm on my phone. So I remember back in the day when I was in the present moment and I wasn't sucked away from my phone all the time or sucked away with my phone, uh, I noticed how I would like walk into a room and forget why I went in. And I guess that doesn't happen anymore because I don't have a ton of rooms cause I live in an apartment. So maybe that's why, but hear me

out. I feel like the thing I do now that's so similar to that, but it's on my phone is I'll go to an app and forget why I'm there or I'll like go to Safari to search something because I thought of it I thought of something to search on my browser like two seconds before I tapped it and then as soon as I tap it I'm like why am I here I can't tell you how many times I pull up Amazon the app to go like search or buy something and I like immediately as soon as I think about it and click it I it's like gone thought is gone and then I'm like well fuck I'll go back to another app and the funny thing is I'll um when I'm like swiping out of my the apps on my phone I'll see something pulled up and then I'll all of a sudden remember why I was there and anyways random

tangent but does that happen to you guys let me reveal let me know um oh I did something yesterday so I kind of mentioned this is kind of like a food related thing I guess again I talked to you about my breakfast but I love lemon water let me take a sip now just because I said that I need some water I haven't gargled in a while should I do that that was bad because it didn't go all the way back down my throat it was like in my mouth okay we won't do that there's some asmr for my all my freaks out there okay so I love lemon water but it's frustrating to always have to squeeze lemons into your water. So I'm like, duh, just squeeze them all at once. Put it in a little jar and store it in your fridge. You'll have fresh squeezed lime or lemon juice the whole

week. So I did that yesterday. I was like, I am so smart. So I feel like lately all these little extra wellness hacks and like screen drinks and extra fucking steps I would take in my day. Like I completely stopped waking up and drinking lemon water because I don't think it does anything. And I hate the routine of having to heat up water in the morning I'm just like yo I drink coffee I drink water in the morning that's it I don't fucking do the lemon water thing the meditation and all that bullshit that it works for some people but it I literally used to do those things because I was influenced by influencers and I would be like annoyed I'm like well I don't this I don't look like them yet so what the fuck where are my shredded abs like where's my amazing skin

apparently there's lemon waters you know six months into doing that I'm like what the fuck I don't get it I just hate how people make everything everything so deep with self-care and wellness and like when people take it so seriously I'm like you're they're not it just it's like why are you taking extra time out of your day to report it to everyone I don't understand that that makes to me and i've i've ranted about this before whenever i take a moment out of my dated document like here's my coffee here's my meditation i'm doing here's it makes your life suck end of story figure it out you might not realize it now but in a few years when you're overly like you're in too deep you might be like jesus i got sucked out of the moment

drinking my coffee every day that i'd take a fucking picture of it so think about it once you stop doing it your life is more autonomous and you're just like living like a normal person instead of a cracked out like phone coffee i made my coffee now i gotta take a picture of it i gotta go to take a picture of my skincare now i gotta take a picture of my outfit and i gotta share this it's like these hiccups in the day i don't fuck with it anymore so anyways there's my quick rant anyways lemon water squeeze it into a jar and uh it's so much more efficient i'm all about efficiency now that's why i don't like to take moments out of the day to snap shit i still do don't get me wrong you guys watch my stories I still but it it's more like if something's funny

or I'm posting about the podcast I'm not just like doing this social media thing I used to think I was supposed to do anyways let's uh let's get into my morning silver Toyota cameraman is still outside I don't know why he's here I almost want to go out there and ask like are you like are you lost what the hell's happening so let's talk about my morning um I woke up I did yoga okay guys i did my morning yoga i literally am addicted i cannot stand how much i okay jocelyn figure this sentence out i can't stand the fact that i ever stopped it doing it that's a that's one thing i've learned about myself in my 20s so far is if you like something like you can change your mind you can try new things but i'm frustrated because it's hard to get back your flexibility when you

when you haven't really stayed consistent with it for about two years now. So I don't know. I'm just really excited to do yoga all the time. Now I woke up, I made coffee. I worked a little bit to my makeup. I love sitting. I sit and do my makeup.

And then I do, um, I watched the morning toast on YouTube, which is Claudia and Jackie's podcast. I'm obsessed with it. It's just such a fun, like lighthearted news, like pop culture news podcast.

And I'm sure a lot of you guys listen to it. It's awesome. and they're great and they make me laugh so and they really want me they really make me want to get a cavalier dog because they all have them now they have two new puppies in the family because claudia has theo who's older and then now jackie and is it their sister's name is margo i think it's margo they both got puppies anyways long join the family go join the morning toast family go listen that show it's great um so i did that i mean i love doing my makeup i've been doing something new by the way this is for the ladies out there listening where you don't put

like basically everything I've ever learned about makeup is like going out the window because of TikTok all these people are showing these new ways you apply your concealer put on your bronzer like you know it's in a way that basically snatches your face up back and tight like right and tight high and tight what do they say high and tight high and tight grabbing my boobs high and tight someday I don't know how much longer my boobs are gonna look perky like how long does that last I don't know I feel like 40 it's gonna start changing but hey before then just inject a little something something in there get a little silicone action going on and they'll stay up for my whole life and then every 20 years I have to get them replaced I can't wait guys I can't wait

I think that'll be in the next boob job in the next before I'm 30 probably I've thought about it since I was literally 18 I've seen plastic like I've been into consultations I've explored this so don't come for me I'm doing it come hell or high water okay anyways um anyways my makeup I did this morning I tried something new I'm on YouTube I don't know if you can even tell I'm side swooping my hair today too I'm like wearing a braid but you basically put your bronzer on the top like literally the top back half of your cheek and your blush too and it makes this it like makes you look more it looks more high fashion and and like like high and tight I don't know how to explain it it literally changes your whole face especially in person I was looking at

my makeup in the natural light in the mirror and I was like whoa this looks natural it doesn't look like I just stuck blush on the middles of my on the middle of my cheeks so all right back to uh back to the task at hand here. Podcast number 76. This is literally like classic Jacqueline Monroe show. I tripped up in the beginning. So let's try to get back to the task. That was my morning and then I'm podcasting and guys, I didn't get outside yesterday. I need to go outside. It's beautiful. It's sunny. I need to go to UPS. I have some Amazon packages to return. I, yeah, a pretty, pretty little thing return my sweatpants I ordered that were too big because I didn't know I got or I ordered plus size but shout out to pretty little thing for having plus size that's that's dope oh

we got to talk about Harry Styles okay so a lot of people been get a lot of people have been putting their skin in the game on this conversation and I'd like to join the club so here's my perspective Candace Owens clapped clapped back at Vogue for or Harry Styles basically tweeted about how that's not a manly thing to do and I tweeted you guys probably know the story it's been out for like five I feel like five days now but literally I've been collecting Vogue's and my grandma like my grandma used to give me hers from the 80s and shit I used to stack those bitches up every time I went to the grocery store I'd buy a new Vogue every month had a ton of them in fact I want to somehow I really wish I could bring my collection to San Diego somehow I probably could ship it

for my mom's house but if you don't know what avant-garde is let's let's go through the definition of that avant-garde I think I'm saying that right avant-garde it looks like it's a v a and t it's a a v a and t g a r d let's do avant-garde fashion that'll maybe give us a better description here a good definition for avant-garde fashion is forward-looking movement animated by innovative designers and artists who dare to go against the mainstream and propose ideas that stand out from the conventional so Vogue does this in every issue if you flip to the back there's always some there's like 10 pages of someone out in a field wearing like trash bags all over their bodies and random shit and so I looked at the cover of Vogue with Harry

Styles on it and he's the first male in the American Vogue issue on his own on the cover I believe Justin Bieber has been on it with Hailey and then Kanye and Kim but there hasn't been a man on his own so to me when I saw it I'm like Harry's an example of someone who and I tweeted this I like wrote it out trying to like because here I'll just read what I said because I think it I'm more well spoke when I read word for word about this than I am just riffing and then I'll riff because you know me cannot riff I'll riff after so I said people are overthinking the Harry Styles dress thing uh it's vogue it's fashion it's avant-garde they do that in every issue it's not a literal suggestion that men should start wearing dresses it's not that deep

it's a statement because it's not traditionally manly I wrote Harry is a manly man who is an example of someone who finds joy expressing himself creatively he's a star for a reason no one is like him i said don't make this something it's not so yeah this is how people are taking it i feel like candace and candace owens and a lot of people are you know on her side of things are saying that they're making it sound as if vogue is like suggesting that men should wear dresses now and i'm like that is so overthinking it that's going too deep and it's it's not, it's literally avant-garde fashion. And he's the first man on it. To me, it was like an, it was a symbol of, I'm a man wearing a dress. This is the transition to men being on Vogue.

Not necessarily men wearing dresses now and making that high fashion. I think it was, and Harry's just, like I said, he's a star. He loves to creatively express, look at his wardrobes throughout the years, his style throughout the years. He does, he goes to the beat of his own drum he wears big giant pants and like old 70s looking outfits all the time and like he does his own thing and he's an artist and it's creative and it's against the grain and it's not like i said it's not a literal suggestion that men should wear dresses end of story like why do we have to and i i understand how candace she came on her story i looked at it and said something that a lot of parents are like putting their I don't know kids in dresses sending her tweets or

pictures of them painting their kids nails and she made a good point like let's not bring kids into this who can't like think for themselves and make these choices that adults do like being on a cover of Vogue that was a choice wearing that outfit everything Harry did for that it was all a that was an adult decision making process so she made a good point like hey let's not bring kids into this and show off our and and force our kids to paint their nails and wear dresses for the sake of making a point or trying to because you disagree with Candace Owen's opinion like let's not do that so anyways I had to get that off my chest because it's a hot topic right now it's a hot topic it's great uh you know any press is good press right Harry Styles is

in the fucking he's you know it just does it doesn't make sense to me her opinion i i get where she's coming from how you know her whole thing is how you know our society is like we need we need strong men we need we need to keep that tradition and whatever and the society's that's how society's been forever and there's the other half saying like i don't know you guys know the story i i feel awkward even mentioning it because i don't know i don't i'm just like who gives a fuck like to be honest i'm so pro do whatever makes you happy who cares how people live their lives it's not that deep but i understand how maybe to candace and people on her side of things are seeing it as well the little kid walks in the grocery store and sees vogue and harry's in a

dress that means men are gonna think they should wear dresses now and that's negative because we need strongmen and whatever but like i said it's uh not it's avant-garde fashion did i finish reading the uh the the description let's go over it again a good definition for avant-garde fashion is a forward-looking movement animated by innovative designers and artists who dare to go against the mainstream and propose ideas that stand out from the conventional does vogue.com have, I'm going to just go and look it up. I just want to see if there's anything else because I didn't like see, I don't think I saw the pictures. There we go. He's wearing like a kilt. Look, the guys, he's not Scottish. He's from England, but I mean,

he's wearing a kilt here in a picture that looks like a kilt to me. That's, I don't know. okay I'm scrolling on the whole article I didn't read it I don't know what he personally said I just know that I mean I followed that guy for years and like there's a lot of history I have in that department with like One Direction and shit and I get him like I get like he is so secure in who he is and doesn't he he's the definition of like a rapper who doesn't give the fuck but who's not a rapper he's like i'm gonna wear a dress and here there here's a picture of him in pants i love how i saw people there's another picture him and jemma his sister wearing pants like more pants him jumping on trampling pants like i said it's a statement it's it's not

traditionally manly he's the first man on vogue it's a transition of like okay usually there's a woman in a dress on this issue but holy shit it's not a woman it's harry styles it's a statement it's avant-garde go look at other vogues and figure the fuck out it's fashion okay damn i'm liking this uh i'm liking this kilt picture this is a long article i'm so excited for him for this because it's uh it's like the ultimate vogue cover that's the like to me i mean i used to want to work at the place i used to watch devil wears prada i used to collect vogue i used to like love all that shit and uh oh gossip girl like i was into fashion so hard when i was younger anyways i'll move on i

hope you guys kind of get what i said about not taking it so fucking literally men aren't like no one is saying men should wear dresses go take a nap and think about that hey and if they want to let them I think a society with happy people that are happy about expressing themselves however they want is a good thing okay and I'm grateful for both I've realized this with the political stuff going on this year that I'm appreciative very grateful for people like Candace Owens and then people that are far far far left tugging the rope the other way because she brings out points that are valid and they bring out points that are valid and so I observe a lot of shit

and I'm like well how can we meet in the middle and both agree or how can we come to some sort of like middle ground here and I feel like that's my that's kind of what I said about it like i don't know okay i have a lot of my snowman just fell over this is bob the snowman i think i'm gonna do another live stream by the way on friday do a little drunken live stream that was funny drink a white claw we got you guys named uh bob the snowman it was a fun time so let's get into my notes here speaking of doing what makes you guys okay is that a burp okay sorry it's ice coffee and lemon water probably too much acid but whatever okay speaking of doing whatever makes you happy when I make comments like I did earlier about bloggers or people on social media taking

moments out of their day to document their shit and making it this scrapbook this virtual scrapbook all day long I I'm so pro do whatever makes you happy I am so like down for that but sorry there's like a spider crawling on my table fuck okay so I'm so pro that wait I'm scared I'm gonna I'm gonna slap it I'm gonna shoo it no I'm not gonna kill it okay so anyways back to saying I'm so pro the happiness do what makes you happy but I'm I'm I'm on the show every day leading with my personality leading with my voice leading with expressing exactly who I am as if We're best friends. We're hanging out in my house. This is just, this is me. And I speak and I rant about, you know, all this aesthetic social media stuff because I used to be in it

and I didn't know what I didn't know. And then years later I was, I became super self-aware of what I was doing. And I realized that my life sucked because of it. And I was out of, I was sucked out of the moment and I was doing this like nonsense stuff and it was like making me I guess it makes me it made me happy because I was like oh my life looks good online I like my life I think you know my coffee looked cute today wow I did such a good font on this picture I made my first of all Jacqueline just got ejected from her own podcast I ranted there about cliches I always rant about you guys get the point hey this is all about sharing my opinions you don't have to like me you don't have to agree with me but at the end of the day i want you to be happy do what makes

you happy but ask yourself questions and think about your choices and what you're doing stick take a step outside the box and look at yourself just think about it okay so we're gonna get into some things this is an amazing tiktok i'm gonna share with you get ready to be completely glued in for a minute straight this is a minute long tiktok about the kardashian um family and until i saw this last night i didn't understand how entangled the entire family is and so like i don't know if you guys have ever like followed it and kept up the kardashians at this level but we're gonna do it right now okay so has to do with how people are connected like how each member of the family and boyfriend and girlfriend are like intertwined together so

here you go it's one minute here we go a lot of y'all are confused about the kardashian entanglements but let me just explain kim kardashian amber rose and black china were all friends at the same time while they were friends amber was with kanye west rob was with adrian and black china was with taiga kim was busy getting married to chris humphrey while Chloe was going for Lamar. Tyga had a baby with Blac Chyna, left Blac Chyna, and then got with Kylie. That means Tyga left her to get with Chyna's friend's sister. While this was going on, Kylie was friends with Jordan. Amber and Kanye West broke up, and Kim divorced Chris Humphrey, and Adrian broke up with Rob because he cheated on her. This now means Rob is single. Kim then

goes for Kanye, which is her best friend Amber Rose's ex. Shady. While this is happening, Tyga's still dating underage Kylie, but Tyga started dating Kylie after he was married to jordan craig gets married chloe then divorced lamar and tristan had a baby with jordan craig after tyga divorced her tristan cheated on his baby mom with chloe and larza at the same time chloe then took tristan from larza and larza is kim's best friend kylie broke up with tyga and got with travis then tristan cheated on chloe with jordan was kylie's best friend shout out the ghetto that's a lot guys they're living on a different planet than we are 100 like what did I just listened to what was that there are so many it's like the most it's a it's a spider web

there's so many entanglements between each person and okay let me read the comments because I bet they're funny I cannot keep up with the Kardashians Kourtney so unbothered watching them yeah notice how Kourtney wasn't even talked about in that entire thing Kendall either Kendall's out too I don't understand I think Tyga was married I didn't know he was married that's a lot wow so I love TikTok guys I don't know how to button up this episode because I feel like I need to come back to myself right now come back check in go to the locker room sit with my coach I feel like okay I'm happy I'm grateful I'm okay I'm like just this is my diary entry right now just bear with me this might sound psycho but like I'm trying to bring myself back home

I didn't eat anything this morning I think maybe I'm over caffeinating and I'm just all over the place but I feel like that helps the content let's go to Instagram I posted a pic this morning um let's see if I'm getting any inquiries about oh here we go we have read your profile profile flame we are waiting for you we are waiting for you for a partnership partnership dm us heart as we are expecting you yeah these bots that comment on your shit are so odd like as we are expecting you they're expecting me to dm them like i don't think english is the first language here let's let's go to the profile these always have like 300 followers all the pictures are they look like they stole them off of another Instagram they're like fashion pictures of clothes

that I'm like how do there's a website like what's the website got on it this is called love love boss love boss website isn't loading of course it's not yeah I get confused like all these you you post a picture and then somehow this robot it it's not someone actually doing it does a comment and I'm always I always respond no I think it's funny when I respond no like no um but yeah anyways I don't know how to button up this episode I just went to Instagram what did I used to do oh we could read about coffee facts remember I used to read coffee facts I learned about the 12 laws of the universe on TikTok but that's kind of boring this little girl was like guys you have to know this this explains everything in life it's like law of

attraction stuff but there's 11 other ones that it's really interesting how or i saw this amazing tiktok about how spirituality and science are the same thing like i've never thought about it but the the laws of like the spirituality ideas or whatever explain science and science explains spirituality it's this crazy thing and this girl she was like 14 she's going through it i don't know should i play it do you guys like listen to tiktok audio it's insane i like learning cool cool stuff on it on tiktok it's my bedtime routine i sleep great okay here we go i had an actual epiphany what if science and spirituality are the exact same thing so everybody knows the equation e equals mc squared which proves that matter is just condensed

energy and can be converted back into energy we also know that energy is never created nor destroyed which means that scientifically speaking energy is the only thing in this universe that we consider to be immortal it has no beginning or end what if energy is actually conscious this would explain so many theories in science such as the wave particle duality shown in the double slit experiment if energy is conscious and electrons are energy then electrons have to choose which way they go when they are being observed it would also make more sense about the big bang how it just came from nothing because it was a thought same thing with life it was a thought it could also explain certain mathematical phenomena like the fibonacci sequence a mathematical

sequence that pops up all over you guys wait is it not done in the universe and we don't really know why we know that reality follows patterns but what is causing those patterns if they're all being created by the same brain that makes sense all matter in reality is just one consciousness dude stay woke fuck that was so good i didn't think like it was explained so well because she had a minute but damn and you know it's the whole manifesting thing your thoughts become your like eventually a thought can become reality it can manifest into that and i i've looked at my life and i know i just said yesterday i'm like how did i get here i'm looking around i'm like I wanted to live here and now I do like I manifested this or hey I said I want to do a

podcast 70 or excuse me seven days a week and here I am like three months in haven't stopped and this wasn't something by the way that I set out to do like a year ago and like I've always wanted to be a podcaster it happened it's so random I've told the story so many times but just like I didn't okay I didn't put myself in the future 76 days where I am where I'm at now I didn't put myself out in the future I just said I want to do this seven days a week and now I can look back and go wow I did that I've never done it's like climbing a mountain it's like whoa okay I just threw out like an hour of content every single day for like three months now almost anyways I hope you guys are doing well um like we're coming up on Thanksgiving I'm going home

this is the second week remember I said I think last week I was like you're gonna get me kind of boring by myself for another week before I go home to interview family and friends and stuff so get ready for that it's coming um yeah I'm just so excited I was talking I texted my sister we're gonna go horse riding when I'm home we're gonna like I'm gonna go to her new place I'm gonna just hang out I can't wait I'm so excited um I've already kind of started packing in fact one of my Amazon deliveries today came and it's a like the cult followed makeup container makeup bag on Amazon with all the compartments and stuff so anyways I got that I'm so excited to go home I just can't wait to honestly eat food I just want to because here's the thing I don't know if you

guys relate to this if you live alone or if you're kind of like an adult who just like so in the you have a routine of life you do all the time but for the most part I eat the same shit every day I like make I do everything the same I obviously switch up certain like some weeks I'm eating ground beef some weeks I'm eating chicken some weeks I'm eating like salmon right now some weeks I'm but you eat kind of the same stuff all the time so whenever I go home it's like oh my mom's got these cool wheels of cheese in her fridge I've never I don't have myself or oh my mom's gonna make a big spaghetti feast dinner or a lasagna I don't just make myself a whole lasagna but when I'm home my mom just and like grandparents everyone cooks so good and my aunt I can't

wait to bake bake with my aunt she makes the best cookies and um you know when I think about it let me reflect right now let me go dear diary this is what I want to say today as a final thought the podcast when I think about it if I lived by family if I could roll over to my mom's house on a Saturday morning and like go over to you know her place for breakfast and sit there and cook or cook with her and make it like that's life that's what I should be doing and I've kind of realized that now that I live here is like in order for me to do that I literally have to get on a plane and fly home and make a whole trip. And it's not a casual, like it used to be when I was younger, just like going over to my grandparents' house, doing, just hanging out

with them. No big deal. It's five minutes away. It's crazy how I feel like I'm missing out on core family, like, like events because I live in a different state and it's what I signed up for. but I don't think you know that going in so much or you have to get a couple years under your belt living away to realize that and I don't know if I'm willing to keep doing this like it'll be a big test when I go home and be in Washington but I literally don't think I could make it another like I couldn't live there again I don't know I've there's something about where I live now that feels like home more than anywhere else I've lived I love San Diego I feel like I'm supposed to be here for some reason I don't want to be like that chick who thinks everything happens for a reason

but it feels right it doesn't the only thing that I said that I just mentioned that feels kind of off is how I'm so far away from family and just being in their presence regularly like aunts cousins parents like grandparents it's that's what it should be and I don't know I really just want all of them to move here every time they visit me I'm like can we just like uproot and everyone live here because it's better it's straight up better like hello it's November it's like 70 out today I'm gonna go I'm definitely still let me button this up and tell you what I'm gonna do today so uh it's going on 9 a.m. I'm going to work and I'm gonna eat breakfast work do a little lunch break walk probably I have to go to UPS I'll do that in the afternoon

and uh yeah oh yoga yoga so that's my day I've uh done a lot of deep cleaning I think I've told you that I like reorganized my clothes and I don't know I just feel like my shit's together right now in a good way and I'm motivated I just I'm motivated here's another thought I say this a lot 2020 really made adulthood pound on my door like it exposed the fact that I'm a mid-20s adult Jacqueline get your shit together but I'm really embracing this new discipline I have about minus taking the recycling the garbage out because I fucking hate doing that, and I'm still looking at it, okay, to my right, off camera, that's, that's something I slack off on, because I can't stand doing, I have a dumpster, I have to do a passcode

on, it's so gross, and I, anyways, I'm grateful, I'm thankful, I'm, I have it so good, I shouldn't complain, I understand, but everything else in my life is so, like, together, I can't explain everything, I'm looking around, like, I, not only my cleanliness, but my personal business, my finances my job my I've even posted regular regularly on social media like I'm taking pictures like I get it I understand why people want to pop off on Instagram and show off you know pics because literally it makes you feel good about yourself when you're feeling good and you like how you look that makes you it's like a good thing now I always will say this I want to lead with loving myself and who I am and sharing this part of me my thoughts ideas

my voice my podcast I want to lead with that be known because I have a podcast and I people know they know where I stand on my shit lead with that and then if I throw up a thirst trap or the fuck so not like oh she's that insta hoe it's like no she's a podcast host who happens to uh you know take pic take cute pics and post them like it's not my career on Instagram which is what I used i think it should be okay anyways um i'm on patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show um speaking of pictures you get more pics of me you get more pics of behind the scenes stuff on patreon you also get phone calls some people do it depends what you sign up for so you can go over to patreon to do that it's simple patreon.com slash tjms and then also watch us on youtube i'm

here Monday through Friday let's go ahead and subscribe I hit 100 subscribers I feel famous I don't know how to handle this I just it's insane 100 people I've never directly addressed well have I done speeches in front of 100 people I have so I can't say that but it feels like I'm famous I mean just to see myself in the triple digits it's insane so please you can add to that number again for YouTube to subscribe, hang out with me and then, uh, leave a review, finish your homework, finish your homework, leave a review. And, uh, yeah, that's all I got for you guys. I hope you have an amazing day and I will talk to you tomorrow for Thursday's podcast. All right. Bye. Okay. This is my favorite part of the day where I get to make everyone jealous because I

get to shout out my amazing patrons of patreon.com slash TJMS. Good to say their names, make everyone jealous because they're not getting the exclusive content they're not getting the phone calls they're not getting the shout out so here we go without further ado this is what I'd expect for me to bring or I expect you to bring to my thanks my virtual TJMS Thanksgiving Friendsgiving so we have Ricky Jensen Ricky you're in charge of the mashed potatoes okay extra butter please and no lumps next up we have Trevor Garrett Trevor I'd like you to bring the green bean casserole I like that french onion crinkly uh stuff you gotta buy i think at the grocery store those french onion crunchy things please bring oh and add bacon please add bacon next we have eagle one eagle

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anyways thank you guys so much for your support means a lot to me hope you're having a great day and I'll talk to you guys tomorrow bye