The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 79- Saturdaycast: Q&A #11

Episode Date: November 22, 2020

Travel stories, one night stands, fruit, yoga and boys. Happy Saturday!! :) Patreon.com/TJMS https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic 

What's up, guys? It's episode 79. Welcome back to the show. hi guys it's Jacqueline happy Saturday welcome back to the show if you're new I'm here seven days a week go ahead and subscribe on the apple podcast app and go over to youtube to watch me monday through friday and follow me on instagram and also patreon.com slash tjms to support the show that's patreon.com slash tjms to see my exclusive content and to receive a shout out at the end of the show why do i have butterflies today i'm 79 episodes deep and i still get butterflies i still get excited to record i have so much energy hold on let me drink my la croix key lime of course uh it's uh 8 21 p.m saturday night curfew curfew's about to hit in a couple

hours fucking i had a big um clusterfuck conundrum shit police fire truck ambulance situation outside about 10 minutes ago i don't know what was going on but i can only anticipate that happening on a regular basis here where i live in the city because people people are going to stay out late and get I guess I don't know I don't know what the law says but I guess people are gonna get you know cuffed for that shit I don't know they can't be out late what do you do what do you do if you need to go to the grocery store is that okay I haven't looked at the rules all I know is uh it's fucked that's all I know so today's the Q&A episode Saturday number 11 I want to jump into it I don't want to stall I don't want to talk

about my day just know this just know this I was horizontal 90% of the day I worked on my laptop on my computer okay I worked on my laptop on my couch watching your mom's house episodes all day long I kept playing like episodes I haven't seen in a row like at a low volume in the background I realized it was like sitting in a coffee shop working in a coffee shop where there's a conversation going on, but I'm not really engaged in it. That's kind of nice when you're working from home, putting on a podcast and just like having that ambiance of people talking about funny shit. And they would, every now and then they'd play a TikTok video that was disturbing. And I know it was a great day. That's what I did. Then I did yoga. Uh, I only went outside one time.

My goal on Monday this week was to get outside. I thought I'd go on a hike this morning, but I did not I uh I just like woke up and oh wait did I take pics yeah I took a selfie guys I was feeling myself I was wearing my um bed night bedtime lingerie like what is it called slip dress thing I woke up I looked in the mirror I'm like oh shit Jacqueline like take a pic I never think to do that I never take like it doesn't come naturally to me to I don't know like stop and take a ton of, I know you guys lately I've been doing it, but it's a new habit I'm getting in of like, okay, you woke up, you're feeling yourself like, Oh, just woke up me or pig. So I did that this morning. I made a really good breakfast. The breakfast I told you guys

about like four podcasts ago, I think I titled it best breakfast ever. I think I did. Uh, so I had that drink a bunch of coffee worked. I felt really productive even though I was horizontal. Um, that's gravity for you. I didn't really have a choice. Okay. It's Saturday I filmed the gravity hit my body. I needed a rest day. Um, and that's really it. Oh, the one time I went outside, I meant to mention that, uh, was when I got my, uh, box of LaCroix's out of the back of my car. I forgot to bring in. And right before I started recording, I was like, ah, shit, I need to get my, I need to get my sparkling water or something fizzy. Cause I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna make it. I don't have coffee at night. So Jesus Christ, if I drink

coffee at night during my podcasting, that'd be nuts. Here's another siren. Dude, something's going on. It's Saturday night. I'm in the city, of course. Okay, we're going to start this Q&A. First question. First question is, what made you smile today? I like that question because I can answer it easily. What made me smile today? My mom sent me a picture, excuse me, a video of my cousin, my baby cousin, who's, I think she's going on two now, and they're on the back roads back in Washington, where I'm going to visit next week, and my aunt is driving a Range Rover down the back roads, and my mom's in the front seat with my baby cousin, and I'm like, what's going on here, like, why does this look funny, and it's because she wasn't in her seat, she wasn't in

her car seat she was like running around the car anyways it was funny because she's just sitting up there eating chicken nuggets my mom took a video it was so cute so that made me happy today and I'm so excited to go see her and just hang out with everyone for a whole month and I and I don't know did I mention this on another episode I just love podcasting I like forget what I say but I'm like fuck it I'll say it again I don't care if you're new you're hearing it for the first time anyways but uh I said I think maybe it was a live stream but I was like I don't want to be glued to my phone for a month and document everything and like show everyone my like all the stuff I'm doing every day I just want to be home present in the moment with everyone because

I don't ever see them so that's what's up I can't wait um but yeah my cousin in the car made me happy today my aunt was like you can play around while we're on the back roads because no one's gonna no one's gonna see you without a seat belt shit I could tell a story right now let's segue fuck it I learned how to drive when I was like eight years old I swear to god not even kidding uh my mom I grew up in farmland and I remember starting at a really young age my mom would let us sit on her lap and like steer the car and she would do the gas and then it got to the point where I'm like 12 driving to the store to get creamer for coffee or like fucking like morning muffins for the family to sit out you know and eat outside or whatever and like drink

coffee and like I remember I maybe less than five times I was underage like maybe yeah like 12 13 driving to the store a couple miles away there's a little corner store really old like gas station place and but you know there's a river I was driving along a dike it was back roads type of situation and yeah I would like go there alone and I was like what the hell I don't my license is nuts um but beforehand so that was uh after I spent a long time like I'd say on the month every month I'd be out in the car my mom would be in the passenger seat and can I talk about illegal shit is this okay whatever um my mom'd be in the passenger seat and she would like let me drive and she would you know be coaching me through it and teaching me so same with my dad

my dad too we'd have like he taught me how to drive the truck and uh fuck in that truck we used to my sister and brother and I were in high school at the same time so crazy like when my brother started driving it was wild but we would drive to school in a truck together three of us and uh it didn't have a it wasn't an extended cab it was just a regular like I don't know like an old f-250 I don't know the year but anyways car stories my cousin made me happy today that's why I answered the question let's go to the next one um oh shit okay well I'll answer this quick because this is someone that wants to know are you still going to let me take you out when you get back I I'm a I'm a woman who keeps her word or whatever this guy wants to hang out after get

home or after i get back to san diego from washington of course i'm gonna you know stick to my word and do that um but i think maybe did i mention this before i was on tinder the other night fucking around and i happened to match with an ex-coworker and i just wanted to see like hey how's life where are you at in this you know code situation and um i was like okay he's like actually interested i didn't understand this i was just trying to be like hey what's up but fucking a of course I'll hang out I'm always like I'm at this point for 20 or excuse me let me drink my liquor because I'm tripping up I don't know I just get too excited when I talk um 2021 is all about Jacqueline socializing like never before going out seeing people making friends

shaking hands like that's my life that's my journey for 2021 I realized that shit could still be you know locked up but not to the point where Jacqueline you can't go hang out with people I've been I think uh using that as an excuse and a justification why I've been isolated for so long but like it's because I have social anxiety for some dumb fucking reason I developed it like I didn't have that until this year I don't know like it just started happening and I get like I don't know anyways um clearly this podcast it's probably gonna help me and I know I know this podcast has helped me a lot that's the whole point of this this is my audio diary I tell you guys what I'm doing every day I keep you and I update you on my life but the whole point of this

is to get better work on the shit I suck at and um like get over myself I get in my head you know I had an epiphany I think last Wednesday I was like I'm the reason why I am not where I want to be or like I've I've um my progress has been slower than I wanted it to in my 20s in certain areas is because I overthink shit and I sit there and I complicate things instead of taking action and doing it and that's what this podcast is it's like I'm not chasing perfection anymore and that's where that's where the growth happens and I I so I already see it you know 79 episodes and I'm like wow I throw out shitty episodes in my opinion every episode sucks like I'm never satisfied um I am committed to seven days a week I know a lot of people will be like I would never put

out content I don't love you know and I'm just like no because this is how I'm getting over my perfectionism my desire to have everything me sounding right me acting cute me being like perfect on this show and it's good for me but some days it sucks it's like fuck why'd I just why'd I do this and it's it's uh it's gonna make me a better person I'm gonna get so much better at talking to people talking to myself learn about myself anyways so to answer the question yes uh okay next question is cereal soup okay I like fun questions like this is cereal soup um no I mean cereal cereal cereal is its own thing this is like that hot dog sandwich question like is a hot dog a sandwich no it's a hot dog like god damn I want cereal now it's nighttime I want

my nighttime cereal I want some fucking cinnamon toast crunch right now damn I don't I used to live my roommate used to eat cinnamon toast crunch all the time and I was I was always jealous because I never bought it for myself I never ate cereal I like don't eat cereal I don't know why but anyway cereal isn't soup soup is soup dumb question uh next question here how many chickens would it take to kill an elephant oh shit okay how many chickens would it take to kill an elephant this is the most lit q a so far we're talking about cereal we're talking about soup we're talking about me going on a hangout slash date session fuck yeah okay so how many chickens would so I've raised chickens and I know their strength and they are strong they're strong little shits

so now I want to tell chicken stories because I could tell you guys I could do an entire podcast on chickens like like going to school wearing my uniform and the motherfucking rooster would break out and chase me as I'm trying to get in the car I'd always sprint like that was the thing in the morning before um or like if I had to go feed the horse because I was my mom it was like you don't eat you don't do anything till the horse is fed so I did like sprint with the grain and the hay to give to the horse hoping the rooster didn't see me because then it would attack my ankles and get all over like jump all over me and they are vicious like they're nuts but back to the question okay how many chickens would it take to kill an elephant I feel like you need it would literally

be so the ratio like the size of an elephant you'd have to put this elephant in some sort of container yeah this is what would have to happen you'd have to put the chickens on meth or some sort of amphetamine that would make them want to pick attack claw kill whatever that substance is I don't do drugs like I don't know what meth does but I I've heard people pick their skin so I need this I need these chickens to pick the elephant's skin apart and kill it so we need this elephant in a container and some sort of like a I don't know not it's got high walls okay let's put this in a like a stadium okay then you fill this stadium full of chickens but chickens just like they're uh slammed together in factories they're all like standing on top of each other we're gonna

do the same thing times a million we're just gonna shove like we're gonna dump chickens over this elephant where some of them are suffocating but no that wouldn't work because if the bottom ones died that well maybe the weight of the chickens would kill the elephant but we want the chickens to kill the elephant how are we doing this we got to put them on meth we got to drop the chickens over the elephant but not too many so it's not gonna crush anything and we're gonna have to let them go and let them go attack see what happens i'm gonna say if i do if i had to ballpark a number i'm gonna do two say for one elephant how much do elephants weigh dude episode 79 I never like the odd number episodes like this it's awkward um but this

one's fun so and this is how I'm spending time with myself I'm getting creative I'm thinking shit okay how much does an elephant weigh how much does an elephant weigh how are you guys doing what's up hi uh elephants are 13,000 pounds an African bush elephant 13,000 pounds an Asian elephant. So I'm going to say, I'm going to go for the biggest elephant here. Yeah. So the Asian elephant's 8,800 pounds and the African is 13,000. How much does a chicken weigh? I love this. I love this so much. Okay. Oh fuck. They're light little fuckers. So we got a Seabright chicken. Now let's see a Bantam chicken? Bantam? 1.9 pounds. So let's say about two pounds. Wow. Okay. So we're going to need a lot of chickens. So where's my calculator? Why am I even trying to calculate

this? I'm going to just say 250,000 chickens to one elephant will kill it. 250 or 50,000 chickens on meth in a bowl in some sort of like barn no like I need this structure what structure am I thinking of think of a salad bowl or a popcorn bowl that would fit an elephant and then you have helicopters with uh like big nets of chickens flying above and then they're all you know cracked out and then you drop them over the bowl and then they're gonna go attack and then I think after so 50 I think 50,000 chickens no we need more than that how many okay 50,000 chickens is that even a google search like is am I gonna see an image with a bunch of chickens oh yeah oh yeah okay now I got these white chickens in the barn laying eggs and shit stand oh no these are

the these are the like the Tyson meat chickens the like the ones that are too big for their legs so they fall over yeah oh shit this is depressing but basically we're gonna need I mean looking at this picture if those were in a bowl with an elephant this segment's too long um I'm gonna say a hundred thousand I'm gonna double it a hundred thousand chickens on meth to one 13,000 pound elephant do the math what is so that's a 200,000 pounds of beaks and talons and craziness. Chickens are crazy. Do you guys want me to tell chicken stories now? More chicken stories? I have so many. Okay, next question. Let me find it here, ah, um, okay, okay, if you were a fruit, what, what fruit would you be,

what's, like, dumb, like, Pinterest quote, I'd be a pineapple, like, spicy on the outside, sweet on the inside or pokey what what's the outside like aggressive on the outside and sweet on the inside you know I've been really self-conscious about my online online persona lately in terms of my my podcast because like I know if someone was to graze my profile and be like who is she and here's the thing you guys under you guys know if you're if you've listened for a long time my cares my bag of cares I'm not gonna say fucks because I still give a fuck but my like effort to try to make everyone happy and appeal and be like like a just fit in a box online is like out the window I don't care but in my opinion someone might like if I came across me

for the first time I'd be so confused I'd be like like I don't want my biggest fear is like I am so back to the pineapple thing like so sweet inside I am I'm a gold I'm like a puppy I'm nice I'm I have no hatred um I'm very I'm like full of love and no I've what's that I saw like a meme the other day I'm like full of love and with no one to give it to and it's like other than myself because you know I've been working on that but I'm so sweet I gotta say I'm a pineapple because you know I got that spicy spiky shit going on within my outward like I'm sassy that's it I'm sassy but I'm sassy but in class you know I'm sweet and sassy that's me because I like to have fun I think it's boring if I'm always like apple pie just like everything's perfect and everything's

like sunshines and rainbows I'm bored it's life isn't fun if you're all like I don't think everything and I guess it's because I've you know I've had a roller coaster of a life like crazy shit going on in my life uh that I love telling stories about and I think that's the reason why I'm that way because I can understand if someone's been in a really healthy family their whole life and they've never seen trauma they or some something bad happen or they're you know it also depends on who your friends are and what you watch on tv and what music you listen to I'm like why am i you know fucking in what you know i'm in sixth grade listen to young jock it's going down i didn't even know what he was talking about meet me at the trap it's going down meet me at the mall

it's going down anywhere you meet me guarantee it's going to first number two do the damn thing or what's the other one uh uh sitting on the track fucking acorn wait if you're looking for me. I'll be on the top of the thing. Yeah. I'm like listening to hard shit, watching a lot of like my dad, you know, we like, I think I've mentioned this before. We were watching a lot of like dark movies growing up. We're like fucking war movies. And like, I don't know. I've, I've just, I think my sweet and sassy thing comes from my mom is so sweet. My mom is, but also she's fiery she has a lot of energy my great-grandma until she was like I remember she's like a hundred and two I have a video of her and she's frustrated herself she's like oh my lipstick looks terrible

and she's like taking it off and she wants like trying to redo it she's laying in bed like putting lipstick on because I was I think I was snapchatting with her or something showing her it and I don't know why am I going so the question was if I was a fruit what would I be I'd be a pineapple. Cause I'm sweet on the inside. So sweet. And then I'm sassy on it. I'm trying to sell myself right now. That's what this podcast is. I'm like, hi, we're, uh, you know, this is my application to be your girlfriend. And I'm trying to make sense right now of who I am for you. And if you're confused, I'm not, I'm not the one for you. It's all good. I don't know when that's going to happen, but I'm so ready. I'm so ready. Um, anyways, let's do another question.

that's fun Jacqueline why are you so obsessed with yourself why do you podcast 70s a week I'm like this is my solution to 2019 or excuse me I just had a flashback this is my solution to 2020 I've been in I've been going through it and I think this is my free therapy right now I've got a lot of support I have a therapist I have a doc you know I've finally been going to the doc to get everything checked. I'm good. Everything is good. I just need to talk. That is my prescription more than anything is I need to work my shit out through, uh, like vocalizing it instead of I bought, I'm, I'm so my former, like earlier this year, me would be terrified of what I'm doing now. I was so scared to be, uh, honest and open and raw about all the shit I deal with

instead of like, you know, I thought this was stupid. I'm like, I hate it when people go on the internet and they're like, Oh, what was me? And they have a little pity party and everyone's like, Oh, Jacqueline, we feel bad for you. We want to know it's not, that's not what this is. I don't want that to be my brand at all. I'm not going to sit here and talk about wellness and self-help and Zen shit. I'm not like, guys, I tell you, I do yoga and I stop at that. I don't elaborate I'm not telling you about the science of it and all the you know wooey shit I don't need to do like it's not me like I don't okay anyways so I'm off topic this is a Saturday Q&A what have I answered like two questions dude my DMs are lit right now why am I looking at DMs and I should be

looking at the Q&A. Fuck. God, LaCroix's really make you burp, don't they? Okay. This person asked like a follow-up question to the fruit thing. What's your favorite fruit? So if I was a fruit, I'd be a pineapple. What is my favorite fruit? I do love pineapple though. Oh my God. what's my favorite fruit guys I love fruit okay I like okay wait early first 20 episodes do you guys remember what I never shut shut it up about raspberries I love raspberries I think I well I love berries in general but I love raspberries I love apples okay when I'm going to the store and I pick out my fruits because I usually snack on fruit I get like right now I've been getting apples like a really crunchy honey honey crisp apple or a good like uh what are they called

pink lady like something crunchy and sweet I like those or I get uh I always get frozen berries always I snack on frozen berries all the time so usually I get like literally when I go to Trader Joe's I buy like eight packs of frozen raspberries to stock up um obviously fresh is the best for raspberries what are my other fruits man fruits are so good I love grapes I like I don't really love oranges like a like I don't hate I don't buy them um there's so many fruits why can't I think of other fruits I don't know anyways my answer is like raspberries and apples because duh so good blueberries so good dude I'm gonna you know it's my show I want to literally answer my question right now is to the fullest capacity. I'm going to drain out my, all my

thoughts about fruit right now that I possibly can. Looking up a fruit list. We got, oh, this is cute. These are the common fruits. Oh, strawberries though. Oh my God. Okay. Um, oh fuck. Avocados. Those, okay. I'm not going to mention avocados and tomatoes. Did I cover it? Yeah. Oh, bananas. yeah I'm gonna stick with apples and raspberries yeah because the thing about strawberries I'm looking at a picture of a strawberry strawberry strawberry here so kind of hit and miss like it's not always like great when you eat a strawberry I guess you could say the same for raspberries but okay moving along Jesus okay um what is the most interesting place you've ever been to spiritually emotionally like DMT or like fucking that's definitely I'd say February DMT was the

most interesting place I've ever been to uh I've told that story if you're if you're new go I don't know what episode but just go on a little listening spree go on a little like you just listen to every fucking episode I don't know I really feel bad like I should if if I was doing it right I would take notes I would listen to every show take notes on everything I talked about so I could refer people to older episodes but at some point it's like this is my lifestyle I don't want it to be this like two-hour task to you know make make sure I keep you know everyone in the loop of what's going on each episode I pretty much write like a one or two sentence synopsis of what I can remember anyways but wait what was the question what is the most interesting

I feel like I lost my train of thought uh oh DMT oh that was the most interesting place like did I tell you guys let me just tell you in two seconds a little summary of that it was a date I did throughout the night I did uh seven seven different substances it was a 24-hour date uh guy blocked me on everything it was a shit show of an ending like I don't know a month later and it was a great time like basically when I was tripping and I was like going through it so it was the first time I've ever done DMT and I couldn't take it seriously okay he had his phone out immediately recording me he's like I've never seen this before you're usually people are usually just like you know eyes closed like laying back or

whatever the fuck he's like I've never seen this before what are you what's are you are you like what are you seeing describe this and I did an entire and I'm pissed because he blocked me I have no way of getting a hold of him um he's a local here in San Diego a lot of people know who he is I have no clue if anyone knows that we ever okay but it was literally like a two second relationship but this date was crazy because I want this video he took of me I think it was like seven minutes long of me literally doing an entire bit about DMT I was looking around mocking everything being like oh of course everything looks you know three-dimensional and oh wow like this is I was saying how stupid it was and this is dumb and I couldn't take it

seriously and I don't know and then like I don't because when I closed my eyes it got dark and scary and I did it like three times that night but like other shit happened but it was wild how my imagination went there instead of like I don't know it was wild I really want that video but anyways back to the question that makes more sense like let's talk travel the most interesting place I've ever been oh man oh I wish I could come prepared today with an answer for you and I wish I could have thought about this um the first thing that comes to mind are the catacombs and i think it was france right or am i thinking of rome catacombs i think they're everywhere in europe

catacombs of paris yeah that was crazy that's like the tombs yeah okay i like literally did we, I went to church that the catacombs of Paris are underground ossuary, ossuaries in Paris, France, which hold the remains of more than 6 million people in a small part of a tunnel built to consolidate Paris's ancient stone quarries. Yeah. You literally walked. Oh man. Damn it. That's LaCroix. We're all, we're all alive. Hey, Jacqueline's alive. we all heard her make a noise okay so anyways you basically I remember we're in Paris and or did we travel I think you we traveled outside of the city a little bit and all I know is we walked down some stairs and the next thing I know it's like okay I'm looking at tombs everywhere

and you're walking and it's like set up like bunk beds I don't know how to explain it they're like carved out of the side of the caves and you there's so many hallways and shit and we ended up going to like a mass down there we had church in fucking not latin a latin mass with like corpse remains around us and shit it was crazy i feel like that's probably the most interesting place i've been um i mean i've been to so many cool places i wish i could i really wish I could think um interesting let's think interesting um obviously like going underneath the Vatican oh fuck okay guys back to the catacombs in Paris under the Vatican in Rome you can see there's literally a city underneath that's dug out because they built the Vatican

over a city in Rome and it was wild because we went there's like these glass doors everything was high-tech kind of like what you see in action movies you know it's like like the door would open and there's like glowing lights and shit anyways we did we did a tour underneath the Vatican and you walk in and you're like oh shit all right there's a building like carved out there's like a walkway this is where people lived it's so wild so that's probably one of the other cool places um what about in London did I go anywhere cool in London I mean yeah or okay interesting interesting interesting damn it okay that's the best i can do today for off the top of my head i know i've been to cooler places that are just as cool as that

what have i done in san diego that's cool i mean i've been to some speakeasies i've knocked on a few doors i went into a commercial kitchen with my brother last year on easter and we knocked on some doors next you know we're drinking a fancy cocktail downtown San Diego. So that's a cool thing. Speakeasies are my shit. I love that. It's so fucking fun. Anyways. Okay. What did I do in college? I don't know. Okay. So next question. Saturday Q&A. This one's actually fun. I don't think I've had this much fun on a Q&A before. What does your perfect day look like? oh shit okay well according to what I did today it wasn't perfect but I did my best uh I lay

around a lot this year has been my comfy year this has been my year of sweatpants and comfiness and lounging around and I haven't been um it's wild like let me explain this before I go into my perfect day because I went from working regular hours at a regular office place doing regular life things go. And I, you know, I was a pre-work gym goer, you know, five days a week, sometimes seven. I go every, I like hit the gym in the morning every single day. And, um, I'd have all this, like, I'd be running around doing errands, always like on the fly doing shit until like 10 PM every single day. And this year has been, I wake up, I naturally have been waking up at six and I do my podcast stuff. I usually, if I, if I'm on point, I do it in the morning

and I, you know, I drink coffee at first. No, my first thing I do is, uh, I do my yoga now. So that's a new habit. I've been, I make my coffee. I slowly sip it. I do yoga. I'm off my phone. I know this might sound boring, but stay with me. This is the opposite of what I've ever done and then I do some podcast prep check my notes if I want to add anything because I usually write notes throughout the day of what I want to talk about and yeah and then I like record upload it start my work day with my job and I'm inside like I'm just hanging out in my apartment it's not like I live in a big house where I'm in a I'm like going to a bunch of different rooms and I I don't know. I don't have a backyard where I'm so, and then, you know, if, if I'm, if I'm trying

hard, then I'm, I'm out on a walk like a normal person, which I did pretty well with this week. I go out walking or I get fresh air, go down to the, the water or do a drive out to the beach, watch the sunset or something. But I don't know, this year has been weird. I'm just embracing. I'm like, this is why I'm proud of this. If you, if you want something, I should be teaching you some shit right now because I feel like that's what podcasts are about let's learn something I feel like something I've been that's made me uh helped me be successful with like staying afloat mentally and being sane in these crazy times is seeing things in chunks of time I've always done this I never think any every I never think this is the end of

the world oh my gosh life will never go back to normal like I don't get my mind doesn't think that way I have gone pretty much every three months this year I've said okay and like for October November December I'm like Jacqueline this is when you're okay you got therapy going you got meds you got you know family support that all started happening around like August September so I knew it was going to take a couple months to just you know start that process so then I blocked out, okay, October, November, December, it's the end of 2020. Shit's crazy with the election. You know, I'm going home for a month. I can't really control the things that are going on other than, you know, my job and my podcast. And I'll focus on that. I'll work on my health. I'll

keep my, you know, I'll do what I want to do, which is get really good at yoga. So I'm practicing that, you know, regularly. And then I see things like, okay, well, January, February, March, I'll chunk those three months out and say, okay, when we come out in the new year, there's gonna be some, you know, results, the election results will be, you know, finalized, things will be a little more clear than they are now. And as long as I can compartmentalize time, and focus on short bursts of like, like sprints of time, I stay sane because I'm not worried about, oh, well, what about next year? And you know, what am I going to be doing this, you know, in March? Like, I don't even think about it. I have long-term goals, but as long as I can,

because it's tangible. It's, it's, um, it's, I can, I can be successful doing these things for three months instead of like oh fuck a whole year anyways there's your life advice there's your tip of the day just set and then put a date on shit that's another thing I do I say by x date I will do this and be specific get really specific with it um anyways because like for example November was a shit show month like okay Jacqueline did a lot of nighttime podcasts she's kind of like still on her own no interviews yet I knew this month was going to be a little rocky like you know I'm kind of anticipating and getting excited for interviewing people when I go home so I knew this final stretch of November is going to be like but uh once November once

December hits I'm like this is my home time this is my basking in the like presence of my family's love and energy and hugs and embrace and you know conversation and activities and like seeing my baby cousin and seeing my grandparents and all this like amazing stuff like that's December and I've already like I already thought of that probably back yeah like in August I knew what December was I knew I was going home for a month okay I'm really getting into this um what was the question I don't even fucking remember what does my perfect day look like okay like single or in a relationship I mean single Jacqueline perfect day uh perfect day so you no alarm but I never I wake up naturally anyways but okay no alarm honestly like Christmas morning is perfect day

like that vibe um let's pretend right now let's play a pretend game like dream life I feel like I'm living my dream life so right now my perfect day like let's not make my life something it's not be like I'd wake up in the south of France and I'd sip you know a chardonnay and that sea bass by the water at noon and I'd fuck like no uh do they have sea bass up there I don't know so right now my perfect day is I wake up uh lately I've been Jesus the bubbles the bubbles I'm I'm inflating guys there's so many bubbles in LaCroix I do this in one take I don't edit shit um basically I wake up make my bed do all my like hygiene stuff I like shower I before when I was going so the first month of podcasting I was dead lifting you know big glute workouts back in the

gym because it reopened you know I was like hitting that gym early like that was my shit and now I'm like cool or cool and calm like wake up take a hot shower then I turn it cold at the end I do all my skincare I like do my I wake up I make my coffee do my yoga it's like my perfect morning and honestly ideal perfect morning let's try to fix the current situation of staying inside I would go on a nice long walk listen to a podcast maybe get a croissant at the local bakery come back into my place podcast but I get lit maybe I do sprints on the way home I have to get lit but like it's wild how the anticipation like the 10 minutes before I record everything is quiet it's like the pre-game like I'm like an athlete in the locker room beforehand just like

pumping my shit up and I get so excited I get this like the energy builds right before I press record and see anyways I'd like get lit somehow I'd like go home record um let's say I didn't have to work so then I would go to the beach probably um or no I would go get a second coffee go shopping like go to thrift stores go to antique shops go like you know what am I what do we call it? Junking, junking around town. Like that's what we say back home. I go junking and, uh, I get like lunch, I don't know, somewhere like sushi or whatever by the beach. And then I'd, why am I insecure about this perfect day? I don't fucking know. And I take a nap. Honestly, I would, I lay in the sun and I take a nap in some grass. That's the best. I like taking

naps in the grass. Fuck. I love fresh cut grass. Um, I do that. And then I would, I don't know, like go see friends that I don't have right now. Like legit at some point in the day, it's like, Jacqueline, where's the social interaction? Where are the friends? Where are the activities? Then I go to, uh, you know, happy hour with my girls. And then I'd like go over to their house we watch you know like the bachelorette and then then we go out because it's a friday and we get glam and then we go out and then we like stay up late and talk about boys and that's the ideal ending of the day but like realistically i'd go to the beach take a nap or whatever the fuck eat my sushi and then i come home and scroll social media scroll amazon buy shit i don't need

I would watch YouTube podcasts or like on my TV I would eat a bunch of like I don't know what's my shit like what do I if I'm just like having a perfect day I'm eating popcorn probably and wine and I'm like just chilling and then I'd order in some like I don't know like what kind of food would I like my perfect day end with filet mignon and some stick fries and I don't fucking know what would I order in I get like I don't know like a fucking burrito no I wouldn't I don't know like a pizza I get like an artisan fast-fire pizza and just like hang out and watch Netflix and then like text boys until they fall asleep that's probably what

I do perfect day but see that's me alone in San Diego COVID times shit's weird I don't have a lot going on like that's my perfect day there's your answer I mean ideally I'd be with family I'd be out shopping with my mom and my aunts my sister and cousins and shit I'd be hanging out at my grandparents house I'd be like with friends doing fun shit I'd be going I'd be skiing I'd be you know climbing a mountain I'd be on a hike I'd be fishing with my grandpa I'd be fucking like that's the life I should be living and like more than I am now at least as long as I can do that because it's not like it's not like I don't do that anymore it's just that I don't do it as frequently I think that's what adulthood has shown me it's like you don't like it's a treat

to do fun activities all that like because as a kid it was like oh this weekend grandpa's taking us crabbing we're going out on the boat we're getting crab and then it's like all right next weekend grandma's teaching me sewing and we're gonna sew some shit and go to the store and buy stuff to make a quilt and then it's like oh aunts go into my aunt's house baby babysit my cousins and we're baking cookies and then you know and go into the the fucking horse show my sister's horse show and then I'm going to my brother's football game and there's just like constantly like stuff happening like that where as an adult it's like work sleep workout eat repeat and now it's like I wedged podcasting in there I know there's more to life than what I'm doing now

don't make fun of me okay I'm insecure about it that's why I have like anxiety about I don't know my situation I'm like someone just like I know I'm not alone according to TikTok so many people are like bonding over the fact they're just like use they feel like a useless piece of shit this year and I'm like I don't feel like that I know I've been productive I'm I'm actually very proud of myself for like sustaining this habit and this podcast every day but like today was one of those wow like I like laid around all the fucking day so okay good question this isn't I feel like I could do more rapid fire questions like answer quickly um where do you want to travel after like where do you want to travel next it's basically the question I don't think I've

answered this before I really want to go back to London I want to go back so bad uh that's my city that's my like dreamland honestly I love London I love everything about it over there it's because I was there for a long time so because I studied over there I feel like who said this I was watching I was listening to a podcast or I don't know what it was someone said something along the lines of like whatever your your heritage is or whatever like your DNA what is it fucking called I'm I'm like English and Scottish yeah I'm white I'm from that land so when I go there there's something about when you're in your homeland where your ancestors are from there's something that comes over your body like yes this feels right I am home I'm supposed to be here this

feels natural it it would be awkward like it wouldn't feel so someone was Nigerian and went to Nigeria I'm getting that right right Nigeria's a country I'm trying to make sure I'm not fucking up they were they'd be like oh these are my people like I'm here I feel like that happened to me in London I was like oh I just like it there I felt and it's magical it's uh you know I was there in wintertime around Christmas I was there for New Year's and uh it it was it was just like magical everything about it is like a movie because it literally is it's like what I love it because I've watched so many movies that take place in London so many shows like when you're there it's like whoa and the way it's laid out I love the I love the I love the public transportation I think

I did an entire, like, 15-minute segment on an earlier episode about the tube. My tube stop was Russell Square, if you're curious. Holborn, Russell Square, what was it? Chalk Farm, fucking. Chensbury, Kensington. Yeah, so that's where I want to go. In the next couple years, I want to get back to London. I mean, it's easy where I live to whisk away to like Cabo Tulum like go somewhere more tropical but I love Europe I love Europe so much I want to go over I just want to get to Europe again Europe they do it better they do it better and you know what some days I'm like yep this is what the Europeans would have done today so don't be hard on yourself. Um, next question. Sorry. This is the longest pause I've ever had in the podcast.

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Okay. Fuck this question. Do you dream about me? Uh, no. that person doesn't hear me say that I don't dream about you I don't honestly I'll say this about dreaming because I've mentioned sex dreams before and this is what I love about the show is like I have no clue who listens I have absolutely zero clue like some I have like a crew right now we have group chat there's like 10 of us 10 people and I'm not really included these are the guys that all guys they all they all listen to the show and they're like every day they know what the fuck is going on in my life and uh so there's them but then there's like okay guys that I'm like DMing that I'm like into you know I'm like I don't know

if they're listening I have absolutely zero clue so I always say if I mention like when I've talked about stories like dating stuff before I never say names I'll talk about the situation and you can put the pieces together yourself if you want but I actually had another like really wild dream this morning with someone I'm like well like I'll just I'll just explain this what was the question even oh did you dream about me and I immediately said no uh or do you dream about me it's like that it's like the LA question when are you coming to LA someone asked me that like every week for like the first fucking 10 Q and A's. Are you, when are you coming to LA? I hate that question. So I'm, what's a wanted song? Hunter Hayes. Uh, I just want to wrap you up. Wait, how does that go?

Want to make you feel wanted. I want a home. I can't remember the lyrics and I can't really sing right now so or at all um anyways I had a dream this morning was about someone and I this is like a reoccurring thing lately because you know when someone isn't on your radar all of a sudden they're on your radar because they came out of the blue like what the fuck well I'm like we're 0 for 2 right now and as far as uh having a successful mission together how do I explain this using code words like literally I only know this guy intoxicated and I'm sad about that because I'm like I want to know who you are not like that and can we just like can you just call me or like can I know you when we're not out and I feel like this person is fucking with me right now and I had that

like literally right before I woke up I'm like why did I just dream about you I literally don't even know you like chilling hanging out normal like a Monday so anyways um I do dream about people though that's what's crazy especially when they slide back in you're like where did you come from why are you here what do you want from me um anyways so let's do another question I feel like this podcast is kind of long what was the most embarrassing moment of your life have I answered this before I think I've already I did I talked about when I went I was on the news because I had I had MRSA on my face I look like the elephant man and I got bullied for two years in middle school I've talked that that wasn't necessarily

embarrassing um oh do I have any like period stories with like boys or like it's like the super bad movie when the girl's grinding on his leg and the period like it's no I haven't had like actually yeah oh wait can I even talk about sex right now I don't know my mom probably doesn't want to hear this but I had a situation one time where it was like fuck it I'll say it guys I'm gonna tell my one night stand story I'm gonna fucking tell it fuck it guys I had a one night stand once okay one like literally this is the one I can honestly say this was the no research no clue who they were type of situation like we hadn't been talking before and every other situation in college was like we've been texting we're basically dating even though it's never

labeled because no one committed and that type of thing like this was a situation where okay I'll just tell you it's like post football game 2 a.m the it's called Mike's they actually shut down this year Stubblefields in Pullman Washington uh they had uh you know turn on the lights everyone's leaving right and outside of Mike's are next to everyone gets I never I was against this place because it disgusted me watching because every time you leave the bar there's people like shoving food in their face and always grossed me out so I never hit this place up I was always like dominoes ready to go on my phone like my friends and I had our order like like always pulled up ready to order it that's what we did every time but um fucking this taco place

that's what it was called what was it called uh I don't know and it was this taco like Mexican food joint right next to the bar I'm walking out it's crowded as fuck the lights are on i'm drunk as shit and i just see this guy standing up on top of the table it's kind of like what you see in the movies i don't know how to explain this like a like a early 2000s like rom-com like a raunchy kind of romantic romantic comedy what are they called like like american pie type like yeah so i see this guy like 5 10 ish okay he's like blonde. I'm not usually, I never like go after, I never, I'm never like into blonde. Like I'm drunk as shit. It's 2am. Anyways, this guy's standing up on a table and all I know is he had

his, he wasn't moving. He had his finger pointed right at me. It just followed me. Like literally just like, this is so terrible to admit, but I saw him. I was like, oh shit. Okay. And he had like in the crowd he's just pointing at me and we ended up sitting outside and like chit-chatting and then he ended up at my place type of thing anyways I was on my period you guys know how that ended it was very disgusting and I hadn't had period sex before I don't think about drunken hookup period sex and he gave me so much shit we ended up like nothing happened after that it was like a one-time thing we ended up kind of being oh fuck guys I gotta keep going on the story and if you know who you are this is awkward but if you know who I'm about to talk if you're who I'm about to talk

about that's even more awkward because I ended up like we never were officially dating or anything like that but I ended up like hooking up with his roommate who was like a hundred times hotter and we had a thing for like three like two or three years like off and on like anyways uh yes football player you guys are wondering okay um but if you're wondering that was me and you know my early 20s fucking in college but that was what was the question my most embarrassing moment it wasn't necessarily embarrassing because I was like this is he's probably you know like he isn't like an asshole I hope and he probably freaked out by as much as I was but it was just like it was a massacre my sheets I've I never do anything but white sheets it was like someone got murdered

that's when you hit the shower girls don't ever just like be drunk at 2 a.m at that point it's probably like 3 a.m like oh yeah let's just go have sex on my bed like no go to the shower like fucking or just do not like just don't refrain refrain um honestly one of the best okay it was a one-time thing but i think we kissed we were like did we hook him up no one time yeah i think we made out another time yeah we did but he was one of the best kissers i've ever kissed i was like holy shit some people are like that you just have like kissing compatibility better than other people but like he was so offended because i went to a party at his house where he had all his roommates and I was like into his friend

and he hated me for it like but the reason why this is what I was kind of confused by with the situation with this guys I was like who do you remind me of speaking of being embarrassed in middle school for getting bullied because I had worse on my face and I was on the news and that whole thing uh my the biggest bully in my school reminded me of the guy hooked up with all my period like I it took me a little while it's like who do you what kind of energy do you exude like who do you remind me of it was this like Seattle fuckboy swag I can't really describe it but he had it and I was like everything he did was fuckery like the way he texted and the way he joked and I'm weirdly like attracted to guys like that they're totally like they're rude but it's

like hot and it's not it's not good for me I know it's not good for me but it's fun it's definitely fun, but it's not like there's a, there's a fine line there. And I've always said, I like it when people are kind of, uh, you can like poke fun at me. Cause I already do it to myself all the time. Like if you are, if you're too nice, it's not, it just doesn't make me, it doesn't give me anything to work with. I'm bored. I need some, you know, banter. I need some, like, I don't know, make fun me a little bit. Just say something kind of like tease me. Cause that's what I'm used to when boys in school picked, picked on you in elementary school. And, and, you know, even all the way through fucking, I'd say even through college, they still do it now. They like you. So that's,

that's a healthy thing. It's like a part, it's part of the Jesus Christ. We're like animals doing a little dance together. The little wooing dance. We're on our little like mating, our mating dance my mating dance is uh what what's my current routine I just like fucking hope for the best I wake up every day and I hope for the best and I feel like I've got like I don't know I don't want to drop names or say anything about say anything about anyone specifically but I do have a good feeling about someone but I don't know what to do with it it's frustrating me right now and I'm like what's your like I need to know more about you like I don't have enough to work with right now but anyways the question was what was my

embarrassing moment my hookup period sex I chose to tell that story uh I don't know sometimes I go there go there it's not this is not call her daddy I'm not trying to be uh this isn't a sex show I don't like you know anyways I just have to tell you guys stories in my life now I told that story now I can you know put it in the the library of stories of mine and anyways um let's see if there's any more here that I want to answer I never like I don't want to if I answer too many this is what happens is it's I do a Q&A every week so I got to keep it um short and sweet what's up how was your saturday what did you do you watch college football today did you i think bama killed kentucky like 50 to 3 some shit uh are you guys you know how are your teams

doing how your nfl team's doing how's your life how's your health shit maybe i'll read dms after this? I don't want to answer like favorite food. Okay. I'm like, okay, I'm not going to answer anymore. This is your Saturday Q and A wrapping it up, wrapping it up. So let's talk about, oh, let's see what the DMs are saying. Cause I just posted a story of the police car action outside earlier. Laughing reaction. Okay. Okay. Um, that's funny. Someone commented, I posted a picture of a golden retriever. He's like, buddy. I'm like, that's what my dog's name was. I feel like everyone named their dog, their golden retriever buddy because of the Air Bud movies, okay, so nothing going on on the phone, I'm coming down, guys, you don't

know this, but I'm on my couch tonight, recording on my couch, because I do Monday through Friday on YouTube, and then I do Saturday, Sunday, just audio, audio only, and it's usually the nights I record, or the time I record on my couch, because it's chill, and I don't have to, I don't know, I'm looking at let's talk about my life so what did we learn today I um really need to get outside I thought I was gonna go on a hike this morning I didn't do that um tomorrow I do need I still don't have all the milk guys I didn't get all my milk today for my coffee I had to drink it straight up it was kind of tough I like it like that but sometimes it's tough um yeah tomorrow's gonna gonna have to be a productive day I have how many more days I have Sunday Monday Tuesday

day I have four days till I go home so I have packing to do I have to do a deep clean of my apartment because I don't want to come back to off like weird smells I have to find that mouse guys I haven't found the body yet okay the mouse I set traps out about a week ago none of the bait has been eaten and I haven't heard it or seen it so I'm guessing it found its way outside but I'm nervous to like open or like lift some shit up and then it's dead bodies under there because scary um so yeah I've like tomorrow's gonna be a errands day like groceries football that's all I'm gonna do I'm gonna do okay Jacqueline's gonna have her perfect day tomorrow I'm gonna go to the coffee shop that I always go to I'm gonna treat myself to coffee there because I

don't have almond milk and then I'm gonna grocery shop get almond milk get groceries for I don't really have like maybe like a couple things to hold me over for like the rest of the week until I leave and then uh football and then work I'm still you know I do want to get a lot of work done tomorrow so that the week is more autonomous for my job and I get it done now so then things start happening scheduling and shit happens throughout the week so if I do it so I'm just literally guys this is my like I'm talking out loud to myself I used to do this as it is like I will literally talk to myself about my day sometimes um so you're you're on the journey with me right now it's Saturday night I'm trying to get my shit together do you guys ever do that

you take a two-hour nap you wake up you're like all right get my life together oh laundry's not gonna happen actually I could do lawn no I don't want to do it tomorrow I could do the laundry tomorrow. I think I'm going to make Wednesday my deep clean day the day before Tuesday, my packing day slash laundry Monday, normal day. I don't need to worry. But anyways, I'm really looking forward to going home and just like getting out of here. It's wild. I can't wait to like, just be in my mom's house that's what's so weird I haven't I haven't been away this long ever in my life and I don't like it so anyways that's what I have for you guys today for Saturday's Q&A number 11 thanks for hanging out thanks for being here uh hope you enjoy the show hope you I had fun

recording I hope you had fun listening uh hope you're doing well hope you're healthy strong uh fulfilled uh so focus on the fulfillment that will make you happy whatever you're doing with your job or your hobbies fills up your soul and makes your soul happy. You'll be happy. That's the name of the game. Once you figure that out, life is awesome. And that's what I found this year. I found podcasting this year and that's my thing. And I hope, I don't know, maybe it's podcasting. I've gotten a lot of DMs. People are like, oh, Jacqueline's inspired me to start my own podcast. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Cause I never shut up about how much I love it. So I feel like it's rubbing off on people. Um, but find your thing. Life is fun when you love what you do. So

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