The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 92- 30 Foot Truck and Chill

Episode Date: December 5, 2020

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What's up, guys? Happy Friday. It's episode 92. Welcome back to the show. hello what's up guys happy friday it's jacklyn welcome back to the show if you're new I'm here 70s a week go ahead and hit that subscribe button and go over to patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show everyone gets a shout out everyone gets access to my exclusive patreon only content over there on patreon so go check it out and you can watch me on youtube I've posted about about 40 episodes so far I'm resuming in January because As you know, I'm on a month vacay with my mom, staying at her house up in Washington, so I'm not on video right now, but you can go watch the old videos and follow me on Instagram

at Jacqueline Monroe. All right, let's kick the show off. You guys, let me set the stage right now. I am in Omak, Washington with my mom. Hi, mom. Hi there. They should Google. If you're listening right now, just Google Omak, Washington.

So we're in my sister's house. we're moving her out this weekend and it's been a crazy day we're gonna get into it we had a seven-hour road trip that ended up being a nine-hour road trip a lot of shit went down some unexpected twists and turns so we're gonna talk about it first off i hope you're having a great day uh it's friday yeah do you want to say any like happy shit tell people well i love fridays i love fridays because generally speaking people who work monday through friday they feel good about themselves because they just put in a great work day they're thinking about they're gonna have some cocktails or they're gonna have a great dinner there or they're gonna have a soda pop

okay jesus christ i mean i love fridays i love friday is julia gonna walk in on us julia might walk in so we're in her kitchen doing this right now that's great mom but we don't say about say about again about about about i think you said it canadian oh did i about a boat well listen they should also know um i taught my children because they have beautiful parkas don't be turning on the heat because you've already paid for the parka wear the parka jacqueline's got her brother's ski pants on right now it is 43 degrees in jacqueline's sister's home so we're sitting in the kitchen she's got ski pants on tell me about tell them about my fit describe my fit okay so she's got cheetah is that cheetah print yeah cheetah slippers on they're gorgeous they're real posh

uh snowboarder ski pants oh she's got polka dotted those are from brooks brothers polka dotted brooks brothers pink and black cut to the chase next next oh she's got also she's got lululemon uh perfect fit pants jesus christ and then she's got she wears overs i don't like it i'm gonna be honest i don't like it when she wears oversized clothing why well because you can't see who you are and you're just beautiful you're all covered up under all this you can't see my abs that i don't have right now and i'm insecure about my body no but you're mom i don't feel like showing off my body right now there's it's not showing off your body jack it's like the other day when we were out walking and you had walking you had tinny runners on you were checking me out because

you finally saw my body and i'm like wow she looks great why is she hiding behind clothes but the last time you saw me I was so snatched we were no not the last time the last time I came home I was so snatched compared to now no you were skinny yeah but I was snatched I don't know what snatched means but whatever you guys all know I gained weight this year COVID high high depression sat on the couch didn't move my body also she has but you guys you can tell I'm like like I've been doing yoga oh yeah I mean you check me out I feel like I'm getting I'm not where I want to be but I'm definitely like getting back to my sick shape my absolutely skinny sickly shape well anyway you have to have extra clothes on today because it's so cold in this house yeah I'm also wearing it

oh my gosh you've got it okay can I talk about your outfit yeah okay I know I just act like a five-year-old you don't like that my mom has pineapple socks on she's wearing overalls she looks like a train engineer yeah the striped overalls striped overalls she's got pink reader glasses because she can't read her iphone when people text her patagonia blue baby blue baby blue patagonia zip up she's wearing my headset she looks like a football coach what else what's in your ear little dangly earrings oh yeah i've got these diamond earrings and life update on my mom her hair she went to the hairdresser and got it dyed a little too dark a little too dark and it's looking like that chocolate brown you were trying to accomplish you know what i did let's

tell your podcasters that oh you're the podcaster and wait time out she's currently filling her wine glass to the brim of syrah we don't have anything else to drink and we're cold we're getting lit it's friday night we're packing my sister's house we have no permission to 43 degrees she didn't tell us we could do this we just ambushed her house to start packing yeah but i told her we would help her yeah you know when you're when you're a prosecutor and you're dealing with people all day long who have made um poor choice good people making poor choices and you're prosecuting them it kind of wears on you especially when you're a good soul and your sister has a good soul she wants to help everybody but her role is to prosecute them and she just when she walks in

she's going to notice that we made a huge dent in packing her home it looks like a tornado blew through but it's organized chaos she'll like it because we absolutely we pulled all her china out all her you know all her kitchen stuff's been packed um every well except for a couple wine glasses because we're using them yeah but um we we we made a huge dent she's gonna appreciate it and we talk about her day oh my god what a day oh my god you know what though jack the probably and i'll let you do the talking but probably on a scale of one to ten it was a it was a 10 plus when it on execution execution and family because you had it's jacqueline and her mom her grandparents who are 80 plus and her aunt annie and a dog and a badass escalade is that what that thing's called

it's black it's excursion my grandpa's ford excursion ford excursion it is a tank with snow tires and we we had a dog and a dog we had sophie and we went over an amazing big pass no sleet ice we it was a great day it was a 10 out of 10 on family and execution like i mentioned in the beginning of the like the intro is the boss i mentioned in the intro that there was some there's like this big thing that unfolded we'll get into it but that setback didn't set us back to it like we weren't fucked but the the execution on that was so perfect it was a 10 out of 10 we'll talk about it just stay jacklin i'm just gonna check to see if grandpa and grandma got to the resort oh my god i think they so our grandparents like a little check-in my grandma and grandpa are

staying at my aunt's resort tonight in a cabin and then my other aunt is driving so we'll get into basically we picked up some u-hauls today my sister mom you can't play the audio i won't i'm not playing the audio she's like watching a video from my whole family i think andrew got the one u-haul stuck i'm not sure we'll report in we'll report in my aunt is driving a 20-foot u-haul to where my grandparents are going to the resort right now alone she's driving it she's got her school bus driver license or whatever that's cool she can drive cdl license she has her cdl license we trust her but she's on her way my grandparents are on their way we're gonna keep tabs on the cap keep tabs on them throughout the podcast we have a 10-foot u-haul for my sister's house

let's get into the day all right boom 5 30 a.m okay mom we gotta pay attention that we're doing on a podcast right now yeah okay i can't watch a video okay just we'll finish this in 20 minutes right i'll check to see if they're notifying us ah we don't edit this we don't cut that out it's live on tape it's all right it's a natural conversation so mom what time did you wake up today well thank the lord it wasn't four i got up at five or about a quarter to five i thought it was 5 30 no no no i woke up at a quarter to five i i did a little reading in bed new york times of course gotta see what what our president's up to then i i did i got up i tried to tiptoe did you hear me no i thought you woke up when i did at 5 30 no i was already up and i tiptoed the

kitchen and i got some pre-workout okay so you did that so i woke up at 5 30 you were you woke up a quarter to five uh you i walk up i wake up to my mom dancing to what's a song a little john no it's like wasn't it it's like freak a leak or something i just see my mom in my slippers did you see it you gotta keep it by your mouth i wore your slippers you just go like this when you drink wine on the podcast one just lift the mic up i'm teaching how to drink on the podcast and do a do a sip like i do it in case that's a chug do that no don't do do okay we'll work on it um my slippers I left from podcasting in the kitchen so I saw that you put them on you're in the kitchen you're in the bathroom I wake up to you dancing curling your

hair it's like 5 30 I'm like what the hell and then uh anyways you're getting full glam ready to go on a seven hour road trip and I'm just dragging my ass like trying to wake up this is so early I had to pack for the weekend which is basically like pack all the warmest clothes I own and then like jump in the shower and leave so basically that's how the morning started I I don't know like it's not important to tell you guys like I went and got coffee and water I got all my shit packed I woke up I was feeling good my mom's dancing I take a shower my grandparents pick us up at seven we hit the road I get them hold on before we hit the road I I got on the rower I got on the rower because I thought if I could knock off 5,000 meters before grandma and

grandpa get here that's 5 000 more towards 200 000 that was important because my mom's rowing for charity on her you know what like a rowing machine is concept too because my team was called off the water because of covid that's right that's true that's a true story tell them what you normally do that's interesting so what i normally do um boys and girls is i um i uh before this covid thing three days a week i'm up at 3 30 i'm on the road at four i arrive on the water at five where's the water seattle so i drive 60 miles rocking and rolling drinking coffee doing some at 3 30 in the morning 3 30 in the morning seattle to seattle 60 miles i get to the club it's pocock rowing google it um i do i lift i lift some weights get all warmed up coach comes in

she tells me what seat i'm in on a on an eight man um i'm also a substitute cox i love cox and man, especially if I partied the night before. You don't have to work. You just sit there and yell at people. Well, if I partied a Thursday night and Coach says, we need you to cox, I sit in the front of the boat with a headset telling the crew what to do. It's lovely.

But three days a week I do that until COVID hit. And in February when COVID hit Washington State and we had the first case in the United States of America, my coach called and said, my coach called, true story, she said to me um teammate has covid and i'm thinking it's lenny because lenny is from china and he works for a big tech company in seattle is he funny you know and lenny i love him and lenny was out two weeks i'm like lenny where have you been he goes well you know how it goes when the boys come from china and i don't want to be offensive but this is how he talks when they come

from china and you know what you gotta do you gotta entertain him for two weeks so basically Lenny entertained and and and for two weeks men from there weren't any women men from China I think it was Lenny that had COVID but he got it from the guys from China yeah but but but but but um coach couldn't say so we've I've been off the water since February 2020 with the exception I went down and brought your sister on a couple singles because you can be on a single now you're in the house but now what i did is i i went ahead and bought a concept two rower google that it's the top rower it's like what crossfit does crossfit yeah like a rowing machine or i guess gyms have them too gyms have them too but um you know your sister was on that when she was in

college but the concept two rower not to plug them but it's the top rowing machine available in the world and that you are rowing on five how many meters i only got i only punched out 5 000 before grandpa but i do 10 a day i'm like 10 000 meters a day i'm like applying my face moisturizer running through the house looking for last the loose ends like what else do i need to pack for the weekend and i'm like why is my like she's out there rowing i thought that that we're getting picked up it was this whole thing i was like okay another day of feeling like shit about myself for not being as cool as my mom getting after it i'm a lazy piece of shit episode 92 still working on that i didn't work out did i work out today no i sat in a car well you didn't

have a choice but jacqueline i know but i just get i get jealous of your stamina well everybody has their own stamina and nobody should be compared to each other everybody stay in their own lane do your own deal and do not compare yourself with the next person don't come don't well you're inspiring i guess don't compete with the next person compete with yourself and do it because it's the right thing to do and I'm rowing this intensity right now because I'm rowing for charity and my coach Ron died of cancer right so my focus is Ron isn't here I'm here I can row 10,000 meters a day a day and get 200,000 in before December 24th that's amazing so I'm on a mission okay I'm doing it for a charity that's amazing so you know people shouldn't compare

of themselves no i'm inspired by you i just think damn like wow that's awesome like okay okay we're like going on a seven hour road trip and you're wrong there's grandma and grandpa i bet i gave them cookies because annie thank god guys i made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies to share it for the weekend i think we just finished the box where is it we have like there's none left wait let me do asmr i ate the crumbs we ate the crumbs there's none left but i gave them to my grandparents parents come to find out my aunt who's in the front seat I haven't seen in over a year now she's so cool she forgot to pick up the cookies that she made for the weekend so thank god I brought mine and we get in the truck everyone's catching up they're talking to me the sun's coming

up yeah we're all drinking coffee it's a great morning we're going over the mountains because we're from the west side of Washington and my sister's house over here in Omak is that's eastern Washington so we had to cross the mountains go over the pass skiers skiers were going skiing for the first time this season yeah they were all out we had a lot of cars in front of us the whole time a lot of subarus a lot of subarus skis and snowboards we're we're a we're a skiing household would you say we are a skiing household we're most Robert snowboards well you kids started skiing Jacqueline I remember putting you kids on the mountain for the first time Julia was four no julia was five you were four robert was three oh my god we did the rope tower and you guys were

you guys were very good skiers i bought you all ski gear i went to oh my gosh that store big five what it's a big five it was big no rei i can't rei i think anyway i bought you all skis no poles because when you're that little you don't use poles and you all you guys just bombed the mountain because you had no fear well speaking of that that was one of the most fearful times in my childhood when I lost control here's what I learned when you do the pizza motion with your skis pizza that's what the coach says pizza it slows you down and I would lose control where my skis if you imagine putting two skis in the shape of a triangle the point is in front of you that slows you down well when you put them straight you're free balling and so that's called french

fry and so i would find myself at the top of the mountain and i would be losing control i wasn't really good at doing switchbacks back and forth so i would go straight down from the top of the slope to the bottom of the slope do you remember what your outfit looked like and i would i would i was pink no it was a blue no wait that purple was speckly on top and it was a onesie and you zip it up that was my first but then i wore black no then i wore columbia blue and white yeah that was my favorite jacket really because i would wear that to school yeah i would wear it to school over my uniform and it had that i want bella to have one of those yeah my cousin bella she's what how old is she now she's gonna be two in february yeah but i loved it because when you're

in the snow and it has that waist snap thing where you don't get snow in you i thought that was so cool those were good you guys always had good gear anyways we were behind a bunch of people going skiing this weekend on the pass on a road trip um what were the highlights of the road trip like oh highlights were we had to use we drink so much water and coffee we totally had to use the restrooms but we're in this pandemic like where are you going to go the bathroom and you know we're we're campers woodsy people we could pull off the road but we got so fortunate i always called it christmas town in leavenworth washington google that it's worth googling book a trip there it's worth going to and chilling it's barbarian mcdonald's mcdonald's my god when we pulled in

in this big rig this nice man waves to us and i'm thinking he's gonna let us go to the bathroom they were so nice i walked in because i was awesome i was desperate to go pee because i am really bad at being self-disciplined about drinking water and coffee on road trips like i i don't play the game like oh we're on a road trip limit your intake of liquids no i'm like i'm chugging water every fucking five minutes and so i'm dying my stomach feels like it's gonna explode and i go in and they're the nicest people they were awesome because leavenworth to me is like barbarian it's like disneyland yeah it's a barbarian uh it looks german theme if you have a business there a hotel it you you would think um for your listeners jacqueline if they

go say my name again jacqueline there you go they would think that they were in germany yeah and i've seen germany and it looks like germany and it's in the mountains there's there's mountains let's talk about our order when we ordered oh yeah so i got an egg an egg mcmuffin for like the first time forever and a hash brown what did you get i got a double egg i just wanted scrambled eggs double so i wanted a platter they give you this little platter and i wanted not just one scrambled egg i wanted two and then grandma got a sausage biscuit because it was on the dollar it was on the dollar menu she bragged oh my god so the end of our mcdonald's trip she bragged because she browsed or she reviewed the receipt and she's like my breakfast was the cheapest $1.39

yes okay so aunt annie got the best one the mcgriddle the mcgriddle and then grandpa got black coffee because black coffee he ate a banana and he wasn't hungry for like breakfast you know grandpa's a very clean eater he is clean simple eater we got a large coffee and then we got a small coffee we got coffee we got one coffee with cream for you okay so we're on the trip what else happened basically let me do like a little i'm 26 i've been gone through your yeah okay no i'm not gonna go into that uh basically a little check-in about what it's like to be 26 moved to san diego from washington gone for an entire year been isolated in my own apartment i moved to in march all of covid so far and all of the year 2020 okay basically it was like the

most zen, amazing, loving, whole, all the good feelings and things feeling of being in that car, sitting next to my grandparents and my aunt, catching up, talking about life. It was so amazing. And I felt like the happiest I've been all year. And I know that's like obvious, like duh, family's everything. But my conclusion about this trip so far after now it's day eight is like Jacqueline get home way more often no matter what like I'm already planning my next trip I gotta jump home every couple months because I loved it I loved talking to my grandma about my job my podcast I showed her everything the behind the scenes of the podcast my patreon all the analytics everything and then I showed her my job and how I can do it remotely

I showed her pictures I showed her my well I have I'm she wants to see my roster my mail who's on the roster who's Jacqueline looking at on online who's she potentially going to date someday like grandma's going to check that out and give me a and a yes or no she's going to give me yeah she's a red flag grandma she'll tell me immediately she's really dialed in she knows she's immediately tomorrow your grandparents have been married 61 years wow six one 61 years 61 years and grandpa grandpa's like how many bottles of wine should we get i know i don't need any i said one each he's like should i get red or he likes chardonnay he does buttery chardonnay from russian valley yeah so then we okay so let's cut to the chase let's go into the u-haul situation oh yeah

the u-haul here we go so thanks for listening so far we're having a great time we're turning our heat back on which is gonna uh be not good for the sound mom so we gotta turn off oh yeah stand up stand up like me oh i didn't know that's why you turned it off yeah my mom's huddling in her little chair in the kitchen here because she's cold cold i'm telling you so we're burning calories i know whatever so we're freezing fat right now so my mom has uh she ordered up a u-haul a 26 foot a 26 foot truck to did you buy another one or just that one just that okay so a 26 foot truck which is basically like a mini semi from u-haul and we came to omac where my sister lives to pick it up and it wasn't there long story short do you want to you want me to tell the story yeah

just explain it quickly yeah i'll do it i'll do it rapid fire so uh two weeks ago jacqueline's aunt just sold her a beautiful custom home and she's got a semi coming in in a couple weeks so she's got a semi coming in to take out most of her home which is a lot of antiques in the meantime Jacqueline's sister the prosecutor got a Julia Julia got a lifetime one time it never happens offer to work as a prosecutor on the west side on the west side near her family and in a big prosecuting office she couldn't you had to accept that's just the way it is so she needs to move out of the home we're living in so I I told my sister listen I'm going to rent a 26 foot U-Haul. I'm going to go over there. I'm going to load her house up. We're

going to swing by your house and pick up a couple things. And then the semi that she's got coming in in a couple of weeks, we'll take the rest. Easy peasy. Plus I said to my sis and then my other daughter, Julia, I said, we got Jacqueline home and she's got muscle. So let's do that. Let's use Jacqueline's muscle so it's just I mean okay so anyway we we arrived to pick up the 26 foot U-Haul and uh they don't have it it's not there they send us down the road oh oh oh oh when I'm in the car I'm like Jack put on your mask you got to come in with me because I'm going to use Jacqueline Barbie well not Barbie but well yeah I'm Barbie compared to you I'm Barbie yeah you absolutely so you're hot you're the hot mom I'm they're looking at me cross-eyed they don't got

a truck so they sent us down the road two miles we pull in there can i tell can i say can i say so okay so the guy at the u-haul when he's like okay it's not here it's down at max tires or whatever the fuck by less schwab so we're like which is another tire place and i'm like okay so we're driving there and we pull up and there's a fucking 26 foot u-haul that's been out of commission for like 10 fucking years it's got grass growing around the tires grandma noticed a flat tire the tires are flat side flat there's paint shipping all over it it was an obvious u-haul 26 foot truck that has been out of commission and it was funny because we're like okay if this is it i was excited i was down for it i'm like if this truck works and we can drive

it and use it this weekend it's an antique this is hilarious this is some griswold clark griswold shit antique old truck that's never been used so turns out that was not it we ended up well i got on the phone so i got on the she got on the phone but the truck that was available was 30 minutes north yeah and by the canadian border basically we went there and it was a flawless experience the u-haul people there had the truck we got it quickly might want to help us they wanted to help us they were really genuine but here 26 foot truck wasn't big enough so we rented we drove 30 miles picked up at 20 20 footer 20 footer was so happy to have that and then annie got the 10 footer i i so then i thought 20 footer isn't enough we got to get another truck so and you're

you know you're with dispatch out of arizona or whatever so there was a 10 foot truck available So then we drove back to Omak where Julia lives, the daughter that's the prosecutor that's leaving. Yeah, so then we got that truck. So Annie, the aunt, Jacqueline's aunt, has a 10-foot U-Haul. So all together we have 30 feet of truck. We got 30 feet of truck. We got enough because so Jacqueline's grandma and grandpa drove to the resort because they're going to celebrate 61 years.

Oh, that's definitely why they came this weekend. And then Annie has a 20-foot truck because she's going to be loading some things up. yeah okay so all together let me recap basically we got here's what could have happened basically we got screwed well here's what could have happened and this is why i said this is a 10 out of 10 experience i think sometimes when shit like this happens you're not able to get the truck they don't actually have it you have to shuck and drive shuck and drive you like we could have solved we could have been without anything this weekend and had to like do this another weekend and reschedule and reorder the truck like it could have been like that but but it wasn't we got what we needed

it was only about an hour of extra driving and the people at the place we drove 30 minutes to to get the truck were like so nice it was in the smallest town it's called Tenasket Washington and they're like down home people our kind of people just super normal they weren't even wearing masks when we walked in and they're like we you know it's our choice whatever and I was like okay this is like fine what were you gonna say well what i'm just trying to recap so yeah no no what is what i was gonna say jacqueline to your listeners if they're looking for a tip from an old lady every day there's a problem and if when you're a problem solver you will be successful today we had a problem we signed up for a 26 footer they didn't have it i could have cried and start

saying the f word but i said okay here i just drove seven miles with elderly parents i need seven hours seven hours i need 26 feet she said i go you just need to make it happen she goes i can get you a 20 footer in tenasket that's 30 more miles to drive pick up that truck and where you're at now i can get you a 10 footer so i'm thinking sold and i'm thinking oh god that's 30 feet of truck space i could that means i can move a three bedroom two bath and i can hey we're podcasting a two bedroom one bath so it all worked out we just solved problems it costed us it cost us an hour yeah but at the end of the day it was like a like you said julia here's okay julia one sec but let's do the life we need to wrap this up oh shoot back after we'll rebuy it let me recap what you just

said we got to rebuy that so basically the lesson my mom just gave and this is an important ending to the conversation here is when shit goes awry when stuff doesn't work out the way you want it to just like move forward and take the next steps to get you what you want and versus getting emotionally charged getting upset flipping people off screaming saying the f-word like i've witnessed other family members handle shit that way and it's not helpful like you guys probably know this is probably cliche but just take care of business go i can do what you can control and move on that trajectory i i spoke to corporate office between tenascon and omac and corporate said that just get your trucks give them your charge card and we're going to make it good yeah so we'll take

care of that yeah whatever so we got the truck we're packing my sister's shit up she just got home welcome back so nice she's on her last day of work whoa uh basically let's recap let's like end of this and this by saying we brought the 10 footer here my aunt drove the 20 footer to the resort to the other city that they're staying at the resort at we just started taking garbage bags and stuffing my sister's shit full i will say this i will now she's home staring at us like jesus christ what are you doing and we just drank we just drank her champ i drank her wine that was a gift we'll buy her another bottle we drank the whole bottle oh did we we're working on it and then this is what I got to say um it is COVID and the one nice the nicest U-Haul office in

Tenasket that lady said that um because of the pandemic U-Haul can't keep up with the demand I get it yeah we are very fortunate that we got a 10-foot truck and a 20-foot truck even though we needed a 26-foot truck this could be the U-Haul episode bitch yeah Julie do you want to say anything do you want to say anything about being a prosecutor okay so let's end this what are we going to do next mom uh we're going to ask julia if she wants to start loading the truck or we're going to go get takeout mexican food yeah she's she'll know what we should do girls night out friday night episode 92 gift we gotta replace that bottle girls night out friday night girls night out i'm trying to say this we gotta end this mom should we just end this yeah friday night

episode 92 thanks for hanging out you can go over to okay i don't know like what else to say we're basically done talking about our day you know we did a road trip you know we had a u-haul situation great family timed timed time uh we fucking oh grandpa got a sandwiches we never mentioned oh my god jesus we got to talk about the food okay time out as a grandkid there is nothing more amazing than or just like i feel whole whenever i'm around my grandparents because there's always a i don't use the word plethora because that's disgusting i hate that word but there's an abundance of food at all times and high quality high quality shit my grandpa had a cooler the size of fucking texas in the back of his car full of let me talk about it he had he had

no we didn't pack up all your clothes let me finish this episode by talking about grandpa's food because i'm getting hungry because i'm like drinking wine i need something to eat okay and we worked hard today we did grandpa had uh all the snacks cheese board salami sandwiches like fresh paninis chips homemade chips homemade drinks he had but he was also thinking of the paleo so he had no we don't give a fuck about that we got hard boiled eggs we don't give a talk about the paleo he had chocolates yes he had uh breakfast sandwiches for the weekend he had like all this shit fruits and vegetables yeah like grapes strawberries drinks anyways okay so the sandwiches were so good though i had to mention the sandwiches because we were starving

we're on this road trip we had these weird things that happened ask it the funniest thing is when i'm driving 80 miles an hour down the road in this big excursion i look in the rearview mirror and Who do I see? Oh, your grandma is not seat belted in. Yes. And she's tiny. This tiny little lady is not seat belted in. She's like a little kid.

And she's sitting next to the cooler in the back of the rig. And I couldn't get your grandma to get in her seat and buckle up. Yeah, it was so cute. She's like a little kid rebelling. And she goes, oh, I'm so comfortable. And then grandpa goes, don't even try. Don't even argue. Don't even try.

I've given up. and i'm thinking but dad if if some guy if somebody hits this vehicle and grandma gets ejected we are worried about hitting a deer i know there were so many deer out today yeah anyway we all made it we all made it all right i think that's it thanks for hanging out thanks mom for being here lovely you're a good time lovely we just had to recap what happened today because we're cold as shit sitting in my sister's kitchen we're burning calories she's home well because it makes noise if we turn on the space heater it makes noise yeah we can't turn on the heater but we're burning calories so let me end this patreon.com slash tjms if you want

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And, yeah, so go over there, check out my old videos from the last couple months. And then, finally, follow me on Instagram. You can keep up with my little trip here on my stories. I've been posting a lot more pictures lately. i don't know i'm just feeling myself i feel like i don't know i'm a podcast host episode 92 we're doing shit now with my life it's cool thanks for your support thanks for listening talk to you tomorrow on saturday for my saturday q a all right that's all i got for you today bye do you want to say bye mom bye bye all right my mom wants to do the patreon shout out so mom try off the top of

your head she listens to every episode she knows everyone's name i remember ricky jensen ricky jensen okay who's next starts with a t what starts with a t t trevor trevor garrett garrett trevor garrett yeah that's a good one eagle one i mean eagle one is like i think that was the nickname it was do you know who eagle one is no i don't but eagle one is the nickname for either clinton reagan okay cool okay this is like the ending that's supposed to be short and then your last patreon is your newest one and it has to do with a movie no it doesn't it's a think of a guitar guitar player sitting in the astro van going to school dad's driving what are we listening to oh hell i don't know think of going off the rails on a crazy train um what's his name yeah he's

sharon it's um who reminds me of you his his wife had pancreas starts with an o ozzy osbourne ozzy osbourne that's a good one good old ozzy shout out to you today okay this is supposed to be the short segment that people who are patreons listen to but i feel like some people that like their phones in the other room they're still listening they didn't stop the show they have to listen to a shout out other people's names it's like yeah we're making these people uh famous i'm saying their names every day it's a thing patreon.com slash tjms if you want to add your name to the list it's so cool thanks guys for your support i'm gonna end the show now we could drag on for another 10 minutes. I love you so much. All right. Bye.