The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 99- Champagne With Julia

Episode Date: December 12, 2020

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What's up, guys? Happy Friday. It's episode 99. Welcome back to the show. hey what's up it's Jacqueline happy Friday how's it going out there uh i don't know what to say right now i'm just staring across the living room with my sister and it's friday night we have champagne in hand and i'm like julie do you want to be background commentary this is julia say hi hi everyone my name is julia we tried to start this like 20 times every time we started she like we couldn't stop laughing so this is my sister she's a year older than me and she's here tonight we're both home for the holidays. And she'll be on the show tomorrow for episode 100, but I'm trying to warm her up. So

we're going to just talk about our day and she'll make commentary on shit because she's funny and like, I don't know. So first off, if you're new, this is my daily audio diary. I'm here seven days a week. Go ahead and subscribe on the Apple podcast app, leave a review and head over to patreon.com slash TJMS if you want to support the show. All right, let's get into it. Oh, let me just say if you're if you're a patron every Friday shout you out on the show you're part of my credits and you get access to my exclusive Patreon only content now let's get into it all right so Julie what time do you wake up this morning um I woke up at 7 30 I got to sleep in how many hours did you sleep let me check my whoop yeah she does it too we're on the whoop

strap gang I got nine hours I got 11 hours and six minutes of sleep I got a lot of REM sleep last how many hours I got two three hours and 49 minutes I don't think I've ever had three hours of REM and I had five hours of light sleep two hours of deep sleep boring um so she woke up at 7 30 you worked out I did some some fasted cardio coffee a lot of coffee I watched survivor on Netflix what time did you do that on when I was doing the elliptical and if you remember the moving story the elliptical is now in the garage we had moved that I've talked about that fucking elliptical that we had to move out of my aunt's house downstairs upstairs into a u-haul unpacking it it's like a whole thing so she was riding that this morning I was still asleep but I woke up to

the dishes done that I had to use the day before and I'm like okay okay because I'm Cinderella and I do all the dishes and the cleaning she just does it and Jacqueline doesn't uh I'm just I'm taking advantage of my sister currently and her new OCD organization clean cleaning uh I guess personality trait that's not something I'm used to I've never I haven't lived with you since college so they know if you've listened to the episode i don't know how long ago about the farmhouse we lived in together i think that was the last time we lived together together yeah and then now after we're out of the house and off you know i'm in san diego she's doing her thing we only really see each other for a few days a week on a holiday you know like christmas or thanksgiving so we've

been together the longest since probably college right now it's kind of fun anyway so yeah she did the dishes and I drank coffee and what did I do I have like a whole list here we like listed shit out because I don't think I can remember off the top of my head well I did a lot of cleaning I actually cleaned carpets today yeah I mean we basically go ahead talk about I basically cleaned carpets like a professional carpet cleaner my mom should pay me when she gets back into town um I got all these Christmas decorations up in the house for mom I cleaned up just everything we tidied up I have a note here I wrote tidying the house because we basically took because we hadn't finished fully unpacking and moving everything everything has been like throughout

the house in corners stashed and so we had like hauled a dresser outside I lifted a rug over my shoulders and like heave that into the garage she tidied a bunch she cleaned the carpets like she it was like a cleaning warning it basically looked like an episode of tlc's hoarders okay and then we got our lives together yeah then we had our eggs and toast i had eggs i had avocado toast she ate the fuck she excuse me she doesn't want me to swear tonight she ate the last half of the avocado and i walked that was the first thing i walked into i was like and i went to the kitchen to eat and i was like i want i want avocado toast and i'm staring at her she's like it's all gone i'm like god damn it so i had basil pesto on toast with two eggs it was so good um guys today

was like a weird day don't you think i mean i just i basically was a cinderella cleaner all day yeah and got the house in order for mom cleaned her carpets with a cleaner I gotta say something go for it okay so I'm home now two weeks right and I've talked about the doom and the gloom here in Washington how for the first time what is today Friday yeah so Monday it started to get to me just after like a week being here but it's such a weird quiet serene vibe in this house like right now it is absolutely silent where we live so when I'm home like today I'll just cut to the chase we'll talk about this you know it's further down the itinerary or whatever the date the time stamps of today but I napped for two hours in peace and I felt so calm and safe

and zen and I'm like there's no noise out here where we live it's so nice it's like cold out I don't know it's like doing something to me I feel less productive I feel less and I know I'm at home in mom's house on vacation kind of but I know today was one of those weird like I just want to be lazy and just like lay around days and my sister's out fucking cleaning the carpets I mean it had to be done and no one else was gonna do it what was the stain something probably Robert spilled and didn't clean up probably some spaghetti sauce probably at least her couches aren't white anymore yeah that was a catastrophe catastrophe what else oh then we went to oh and then i decided oh yeah go into it that i wanted to get my hair extensions

back in but with covid i didn't know how i was going to do that with hair salons and such being what they are do you have depression no are you depressed depression depression no i am not depressed um and so I you called them what you called Sally's oh well okay so I have tape and extensions I haven't had them in my hair for almost a year but I had them all nicely put away because they're very expensive and I didn't want to ruin them so I called Sally's beauty supply to see if they had the tape and they did so I told Jacqueline we're going to Sally's you made sure they had the inventory they had the back stock yeah they had the back stock they had enough inventory you know because I ain't gonna drive there if they don't have it yeah so Jacqueline

and I got on our slippers and her sweatpants and we drove to Sally's and I told Jacqueline if she came with me she could get Starbucks little do I know she was priming me well little does she know she was also going to be hired to put the extensions in so she's like really sweet this morning she's like jacqueline do you want to like go to town with me i have to go to sally's and i i want to get starbucks do you want to come with and i was like uh like i just felt like i don't know i just want to take a nap at like 10 a.m uh so i was like fuck it i'll just put my slippers on and go so i went with her and she's super nice to me the whole time and i buy you starbucks she bought me let me tell my order sure you can tell your order so i got this is my order

right now it's a triple blonde shot on ice in a grande cup with salted cold foam boom every time i order it or i'd say 80 of the time the barista hands it to me they're like oh my gosh this is such a great idea that sounds so good because i like um you know how people drink cold brew or nitro from Starbucks I just like the shots on ice like that like crazy espresso taste so I do that and then the salted cold foam on top it like gets in there and so it turns into like a creamer but anyways she likes she likes shots on ice so that could be vodka shots on ice there you go that could be whiskey shots on ice they know about that they know about that that was last night we're doing champagne shots on ice what's the champagne talk about it well hang on

Let's go back to the hair. You got to tell them your Starbucks order. Well, mine was a little out of ordinary today. You don't have to shame yourself. It's okay. I'm going to shame myself because normally I just get like black coffee with nothing in it. Because I'm, you know, a very sad person. But today I was like, you know what?

Send it. Full send. I'm going to get the peppermint mocha frappuccino with like extra whipped cream. I was really feeling it. That's like you on a band trip in middle school. Yeah. At the mall. At the lunch break time.

it was just all out today and but the worst part about it was the gal the gal at starbucks it's like dude we're waiting for them to give jacqueline's bougie order that nobody can ever get right because it's so confusing they get it right every time well but it's always a cluster and so we're waiting and this gal is just like making small talk read the room lady she couldn't read she could not read the room and I was just probably giving her the worst resting face ever but it was obnoxious she like didn't understand that it was too much socialization for a fucking pass off oh and then coffee she starts coughing oh and I'm like really yeah I just said COVID-19 like immediately I said it out loud loud that was after we were driving in the parking lot

and Jacqueline sees these two people hugging in the parking lot rolls down my window and screams I don't even know what you said your grandma's gonna die and I I immediately get embarrassed and I roll up the window and lock put child lock on her side I uh Julie's my she's like a second parent with my mom here I'm like the child of the house right now with the three of us but the lady she coughed and she goes oh excuse me sorry i just swallowed my own saliva i'm like too much information tmi uh actually that's called coronavirus um thanks for killing my grandma when i go see her next time anyway so we got starbucks then we went home then i got the hair wait did i not when did when did i you you came home and took like i think a 30 minute nap

while i prepped all the hair and the tape laid it out on the table then i coerced you to come out and i told you i would pay you 50 you didn't tell me this until after well i really i made you feel kind of bad and then by the the good of your soul can we just be honest right now can i be honest with my listeners right now yeah okay i work remote i work remote when you work remote you can get your shit done whenever you whenever you please really like there isn't a nine to five clock in at the office clock out drive back home so I've been on it I feel like ever since I got here with my job being productive you know the last stop moving your mic sorry I put your hand down now I'm parenting you sit down here sit on your hands anyways today was like a weekend I

called Friday and I think I called yesterday kind of a wash day I feel like the last few days were like a weekend vibe where I didn't really do any shit for my job which I'm not proud about uh I don't know if that's gonna get me fired but look I've been going hard every other day except yesterday and today and today I literally like I'll jump to it we'd not I not for two hours after I did a 30 minute nap before I did her hair extensions and I don't know I was just kind of like I don't know it was a weird day it was a weird day but you came in talk about it and I said we're gonna watch a YouTube video and you're gonna put these hair extensions in and you were a little angry at first and then you started doing it and then i said okay i'm

gonna venmo you 50 then i perked up and then she perked up and and then they started getting a little more professional and i have to say that you did a very good job so kudos i'm good with my hands um i like i like i like handy tasks i like little jacqueline's really good though with anything in the beauty industry she's good at hair makeup nails anything she should be like a esthetician or something a dermatologist I'm a professional catfish it's my you know well cheers cheers I'm kidding uh no my hair looks great it does it's curled right now because you curled it um so that let's talk about the tape tape and hair extensions so this is this is the scene like I said I haven't lived with my sister since college I don't know her personality

or like her habits or her mannerisms as well as I used to all I know is I wake up for my 30 minute power nap I think it was like 11 a.m like I slept nine hours this makes zero sense first of all I had a whole pot of coffee this morning and then while we were tidying up the house half a pot probably then we then we go to Starbucks as I as soon as I come home from Starbucks I had chugged my entire drink I take a 30-minute nap this makes no sense I wake up and I'm tired of shit I walk out there and I look at the table okay this is the scene okay think of a dining room table and around the perimeter there are about two inch wide by one foot long strands of brown hair strategically like placed on top of a yellow sticky note around the perimeter

in different like shades of color length size whatever the fuck and then my sister's there with a youtube video pulled up and some surgical tape next to her and she's like okay so it's oh wait time out best part she got out a piece of paper drew a little circle like a like a head and she drew a diagram of where i'm gonna place the fucking hair extensions like a little pair she's like this is the what did you call the pattern yeah that i want you to follow we didn't discuss this i knew she got hair extensions this morning you know when she brought me to get coffee like i knew that was the thing no i got tape i had the extensions whatever okay but i knew that was the thing but i didn't realize oh jacqueline you're gonna be putting

these on at some point today so i just saw that and i'm like this is not i'm not used to this orderly i don't think you were very chaotic before or like not organized but that was like on another fucking level i'm very type a and and clearly my line of work i think it's created a little bit even more like organization and compulsive disorders i i mean ocd yeah but and apparently i'm very good at sweet talking because man you you didn't i mean you were a little mad but then when i said i'm gonna pay you i wasn't mad i was just like are you fucking kidding me i saw the hair on the table and i'm like i have to do all this this is gonna take two hours but it didn't take that long no we only use about a fourth of it anyways

yeah she had enough hair oh and then i i was like julie do you know where this hair comes from we didn't want to get into that can i google it for the no we're not no to scare you right now to know so you know what's on your head no and where it comes from absolutely not i want to say it's dead people from china i feel like that's where it comes from they like wash the hair and ship it over to places where they make hair extensions or if it's not dead people it's like um uh i don't know i feel like it's dead people it's not animal hair well no kidding i think it's dead people from china i'm not gonna comment okay so i did her hair we listened to country it was great i had fun i like learned no we listen to ariana grande yeah we listen ariana grande ariana

sorry is it ariana shout out ariana wait what else i have my list to refer to because i'm like out of it here uh yeah and it was probably like what an hour if that you did it really fast again ladies and gentlemen she did a great professional job yeah at one point i wanted to go to beauty school because i didn't want to go to college and uh parents didn't go for that but i was good with my hair shit i used to do all my hair oh my god talk about it let's talk about it remember when you bleached your hair and it was awful orange it was orange it was terrible do you remember that dude i was influenced by fucking chloe kardashian's ombre what do we talk about the f word julia come

on i'm 26 i'm 27 okay it it comes and goes it comes and goes first 20 episodes is flying every two seconds okay we need to get better about you know what listen i got influenced by chloe fucking kardashian who had an ombre where the top is brown and then it goes out to like lighter on the ends and like l'oreal or revlon all these you know hair you can buy like the hair uh dye at the grocery store those brand brands came out with ombre kits so I went Safeway oh god I think I'm in community college living at home with my parents and uh I bought it was like $13.99 I got like two boxes of it I think it was called like frosted tips not frosted tips it was like something ombre whatever the fuck and I did it and honestly it looked like shit but

but i learned about toner so i went to sally's beauty supply the same store we went to today and i learned about toning so then you get like a toner that kind of makes it less orange but at the end of the day it looked like shit it looked and i looked like shit i think i looked my worst my freshman year of college no no when did i look my worst now i'm not gonna comment she wants to say now no jacqueline looks great not that picture she's glowing that picture she took of me today on the couch eating my salad is uh maybe i'll put that on patreon.com slash tjms you guys can get access to this obese picture of jacqueline on the couch eating a fucking salad jacqueline i think you look great it's all the it's all the lighting and the angles girl

it's it's called portrait mode on the iphone it looks i look like shit holla i feel like you know what you guys all know about my life this year i just feel like i'm on the upswing and i'm really motivated to just like take excellent care of myself and glow up and finish this year strong and uh i struggled with shit like body image shit and i'd say like first year of college but high school the most but ever since then i'm like flying with it i don't give a fuck i'm like i love myself can i look great i think a lot of people but there's nothing worse than feeling blonde and fat or being a blonde a fat blonde and i'm not a fat blonde i can't call myself fat that's offensive to people that are they have a bmi of like 92 but but listen like i'm not fat i shouldn't

say that I should not but I did gain weight this year shout out depression shout out uh sedentary lifestyle shout out COVID-19 COVID-19 shout out COVID uh but I'm like it's it's a slippery slope with me I get so like I'm on my grind right now I'm on my grind and I know Julia she's gonna whip my ass in the morning get me doing her cardio thing we're gonna turn over tomorrow and elliptical our shit out and here's the thing though I I think everyone struggles with like body image issues even I've struggled with them contrary to what a lot of people think um I remember in high school somebody told me I was wearing a jean skirt do you remember when jean skirts are in style yeah yeah I think it was like an American Eagle or Hollister

yeah jean skirt and I probably had like some ridiculous like polo on top with one of those American Eagle or Hollister zip-ups that had like the logo on it oh yeah it was pretty awful and and I remember actually I remember who told me this but I will not I'm not going to disclose who it was um out of respect but my freshman year in high school was it a girl no it's a guy he told me my legs Eric no he told me my legs are huge and I should never show them again and i after that was so self-conscious of my legs that i didn't you didn't wear a skirt again yeah no i never wore that but you were a tiny ass swimsuit on swim team and track you were track shorts and i used to get yelled at think about how those okay that's sad it is sad so

Well, dad called me fat at one point. What I'm telling you, Jacqueline, is, like, what you're saying is something everybody can relate to. Yeah. But I don't want to, like, okay, here's the thing about my podcast. This is not the. We're going to talk about struggles females go through and self-improvement and wellness and mental health and body image and diet and wellness and workouts and fitness. I avoid that, like, the plague. Like, it's not interesting.

it's overblown i don't think i think what you pay attention to manifest and i think a lot of women on the internet bond over all these like pity party struggles they have and it's like dude boss up you know how to get yourself in shape you know how you know what works for you as far as like what you eat that makes you feel good and look good so just do that and stop talking about it a lot of things are gimmicks i get really tired of gimmicks i get tired of people that have certifications that should not have certifications um if anyone uh listening knows me i have zero certifications and I probably more qualified than the people that have those pieces of paper in their hands well can you talk it just really chaps my ass yes I haven't heard that term in a while

well it really just that's what I would say my ass grinds my gears now tell people a little bit about your fitness background because I think I know we're gonna go mom wants us to stick it stick on a topic more on the podcast she wants me to do that so we're gonna cut we're gonna go into it talk about yourself right now yeah just talk about your fitness background I mean I don't I don't know what there is to talk about I like to work out your workouts but you're like work you're uh like modeling shit I do not model well that's kind of what it is to me like it's posing or whatever so I don't know how to boil it down but okay so you you know like we grew up super active like all three of us Robert you and I super active um did sports growing up did swim team

track um I was a cheerleader in high school um you're gonna take the rest of that no I'm distracting her I'm drinking she's distracting me she's taking the champagne I don't have water close by so it's an option and then in college I walked on the rowing team and I was I rode in was a coxswain and then um I always from I think 12 years old lifted weights yeah well crossfit crossfit that's how that's how I would say that's how I really got my start into lifting weights um Jacqueline you and I were super strong in high school Jacqueline okay let me just tell your listeners my sister was stronger than me at one time and it used to really piss me off in high school we could both squat over 200 pounds and that was a big deal I squatted the first max

I think you did like 210 205 whatever two plate or I did two plates well that's 225 no I think it was 205 well my sister was so strong in high school she put me to shame which anyone that knows me now is like what your sister was stronger than you yes she was stronger than me made me really really mad um freshman year that was freshman yeah my sister like can I tell the story the iron club story sure okay I think I this is a flashback I haven't thought about this literally since high school but so freshman year I'm in weight training which is a elective like PE class and there's a thing called an index where they average I think your squat your bench and your clean yeah and your body weight and your body weight there's calculation they do and then

you get a number well I don't know how long that iron club had been around it was all over the walls in the weight room apparently coach Schweikert football coach who was the he was the she's rolling her eyes. Well, he was extremely sexist and he didn't like, uh, strong females in his weight room. And my sister and I, and I think there were maybe a couple other females were strong and he liked me. He was sexist. Okay. So regardless, I saw that all over the walls and I'm like, well, how do I make that list? And then next thing I know I'm squatting 205 and benching 135 I think I did like a 45 pound plate right yeah that's 135 I got that and then I cleaned I think I cleaned I don't know how much anyways so I got I was the first girl apparently to make

the iron club at that high school I don't know I don't know how long it excuse me I'm like sorry I don't know how long it hold on podcast host uh technical difficulties with her esophagus okay i don't know how long the iron club was around but it seemed like something that's been around a while so it was like holy shit i'm the first girl i remember coming out of class or like the end of the day where we all congregated after after in the hallway no out in the middle of like the courtyard yeah and i came out and i remember like all the boys i thought were cute that had girlfriends like do you remember cody which cody there's probably cody in the weight class we were in together you'll know who i'm talking about he came out he's like oh girl that's so cool like

you're such a badass you're the first girl like everyone was coming up to me like high-fiving me and i'm like i didn't realize it even happened or it was a big deal i got a t-shirt but i still have an iron club t-shirt literally went downhill from there i didn't fucking care about weight lifting or any shit like i just wanted to become a beach goddess yogi fucking insta girl from then on out from there on out but Jacqueline like you have the potential she has potential okay like my sister probably could be stronger than me and I like sincerely mean that and I'm pretty strong but my goals aesthetically with my body are not your goals and I don't want to be like it's just different like you want to be strong and I'm like I want to be as limber and lean and long

is fucking possible and that's why I I just like have a love hate with lifting because I talked to them at the beginning of in uh September when the gym you know when I was going back to it I was doing heavy lifting and I'm like here I go again legs blowing up can't fit in my fucking pants feeling too fucking bulky all the time and I don't like I love the feeling of lifting heavy shit but at the end of the day I don't I like being tiny as like as possible you know I hate to break it to you but in our genetics I don't think it's possible I think we have but I can be lean I can't know I have curves but I can be leaner and not so like muscle bound anyways I don't know why we went on that what did we start out that topic with you wanted to know my sports and then oh

yeah but you did um body building competition yeah I've dabbled in it a little bit but you went to Vegas last year because you're so good at it um that was not one of my proudest moments I should not have gone looking back I was not prepared to go to that type of show um but you look better than every girl on stage well thank you Jacqueline well we were all sitting there my other the the two shows I did before that were much better I think my body was worn out by that point so I get I get like into I go into shock when I look at the pictures and videos of my sister on stage doing her competitions I'm like oh my god how do you do that what do you like I remember like being around her when she does her like cuts for it it's like so rigid and you

have to be really militant about your it's terrible fuel and your exercise but it's really cool to witness and I love like how our family will like go and travel like see her well I remember did you come to you didn't come to the pacific beach show so the first show i did of 2019 um that was that was so much fun we rented an airbnb grandma came uh robert was really mad at me because i had to wake up every two hours during the night he was the room right below mine and i had to like go into the bathroom and like weigh myself and take pictures send him my coach he was super mad uh like he was texting me he was super i literally have those texts still probably Yeah. He was angry. Um, but that was so much fun. And I, the, the best memory from that show,

other than, I mean, obviously winning was pretty fun. Um, was when I, when I came to get my award, the announcer MC guy gave me the microphone and I'm like, what? Like they don't just hand the microphone out to people. And I mean, you sing. No, I didn't sing. People would like cry if I sung but no he just you know gave me the microphone and I so I thanked people because I mean so many people got me to that point and then um I made a point to say my grandma was in the audience and so grandma stood up and they had the spotlight on her and it was like the cutest thing ever because she just thought you know she felt so special and it meant so much for me to be there you know she's actually been one of like my biggest supporters for my competitions but hopefully

I can do another one um I'm just trying to feel out the COVID situation and you know I don't mean to make excuses but I'm pretty limited on equipment at home yeah for what you do yeah because here's the thing like I can test that or whatever like you're using every machine thing in the gym like possible for each muscle group what I mean more so it's like I need weight and I like oh you're right you're right I need plates yeah and I just don't have that here and if I want to build the dense muscle like I like to build I need can't get on that elliptical I mean but hey we're gonna I can't wait tomorrow morning so here's the thing I love doing when I come home I talked to you guys about my mom's like 4 a.m morning walks I got sucked into when I first got

here but now i'm excited for my sister and i to like wake up drink coffee do our cardio in the morning make our fucking avo toast or whatever the fuck and like do that because i haven't been working out why is this the workout episode i don't know maybe because i'm on the episode and i basically my identity is fitness apparently it's true but you know what i'm a lot more than fitness she's a lot we're not going to go into it but she's a lot more than fitness uh basically though lately, it's just been, like, like, this morning, I drank coffee, I rolled around, like, a little, like, roly-poly-oly on my mat, because all I need is a mat for my stuff, for yoga, yoga, and, uh, yeah, I just, like, want to start doing more cardio, just, like, getting, I haven't, like,

literally, I haven't sweat hard in so long, anyways, okay, like, let's move on, what did we do, so then I did your hair extensions, um, actually, speaking of yoga, you went and curled your hair, and then And I rolled around and did yoga and listened to country. I don't know. It was like a vibe. And then I went and got tired. I took a two-hour nap. Yes.

And while I did that, you're out. And I get a text. And it's like, do you want to come out and gym it with me? Yeah, I was working out again. And I was watching. What did you do? I spun on the bike to get my body warm because it's so cold out there. and then I did legs did lots of glutes and quad hamstring just like a full with weights yes with

weights bands and I did some um elevated split squats I guess you would say Jesus and then I did elliptical and I napped and you napped and then I came in and cleaned more and uh you offered me hey Jacqueline you want me do you want me to make you dinner oh yeah and I was like sure can you just make some shrimp so i made garlic sauteed shrimp well they're like prawns they're huge um and then we made dinner we poured we poured some um michelle some sparkling wine and we're waiting to watch dateline which is on at nine o'clock what does the bottle say it's called michelle it's a brute domains the method is this columbia valley extra dry made with a touch of sweetness for a rich mouthfeel we love a rich mouthfeel so literally let me look at my notes

here she made that what did you eat did you talk about your dinner no i didn't know we were talking about oh wait i just i like wasn't i was like not listening when you said that we made shrimp i made a giant shrimp salad she made some shit we watched the nightly news shout out coven 19 still blasting our fucking eyeballs every night on the nightly news it's just like look we've been talking about it all year it's not i'm not even phased by it anymore oh people are in more cases than ever coven 19 vaccine shit coming out like i don't even it's just like i'm burnt out i'm just like oh and I saw that like four people in the UK got they say unrelated but they got bell palsy which I don't know what that actually is it's like a and I've heard of it bell palsy is that

like a paralysis thing paralyzed whatever people got after they took the vaccine they got bell palsy so I'm really excited to watch the side effects people get from this shit how many people drop dead from this shit um from the vaccine about malfunctioning uh I just can't wait it's gonna be it's a it's characterized by muscle weakness that causes one half of the face to droop and it can be a reaction to a viral infection okay dude this is fucking crazy and then you guys I'm heated Dave Portnoy Portnoy shout out Dave Portnoy. He came out with a bomb, another banger of an Instagram TV video about New York shutting down indoor dining. Go watch it. Go to Dave Portnoy, El Presidente. Go to his Instagram to

watch it. I'm getting heated because like you said, I've been saying this for a while now, there's a vaccine around the corner. It's asinine that restaurants are shutting down right now with hope around the corner with a different like I think the government should be getting as creative as possible to figure out a way to keep these places open because they've been breaking their backs all year setting up their outdoor dining buying the plexiglass wearing the masks making sure everything's you know as safe as possible and now they're having to shut down it's just it's really sad because I can't imagine in 2021 we're gonna go another year with outdoor dining only and you know I I think these restaurants still have a chance if we

uh could figure out a way to keep them open so I just like it's gonna like Dave Dave said in his video it's gonna I mean this is gonna change America for like for a long time it's gonna it's really hard to see because I just I could not under like if you're a restaurant owner right now and you're shutting down in December what is today December why do I have to check the date you guys all know the date, December 11th. And there's a vaccine like mid, uh, spring, summer, it'll be rolled out. Things will be a little more easy going. We'll still probably be masked up doing our stuff like we did this year, but at least we could dine indoors and whatever. I just, I think it's really sad. I would, I would put up a fight. Honestly,

if you're not, if you're not willing to stand up for your business and keep it open and rebel right now, cause I feel like that's the, that's the kind of action I would take. I don't think you're fit for owning a business like honestly like it's that kind of thing you have to take just stand up for your shit and I I've heard a lot of stories about businesses staying up in restaurants saying fuck this and they're not following the rules or getting the fines and everything but um I think we need more of that I think this is the time to do it if you're gonna do it at any time like do it now when you're about to get shut down by the government because it's bullshit so anyways enough of that we're basically at the end of the day like we talked

about oh now Dateline comes on at nine I purposely recorded this she's like teched out right now sorry I'm responding to a work email okay she got quiet because she's on her phone I apologize I told her though this was a social media addict day I kind of grazed over the fact that I was on TikTok for multiple hours today I said I napped for two hours but I'd say like the 20 minutes leading up to that was a TikTok session. After, while she was making my food, that was a TikTok session. This morning before I went to the coffee run, that was a TikTok session. So I basically was a hermit crab in my old high school bedroom on my phone watching TikTok.

I was a social media addict today, and I slept a lot. But we're basically at the close of the conversation. Dateline's coming on at 9. I got this shit done with her beforehand. And, look, we finished, like, how much is left? I don't think, I haven't, is that, I keep. Sorry, I'll respond to that later. I'm done with my champagne.

Really? Yeah. Well, there's another bottle in there. Okay. I told Jacqueline, champagne is like LaCroix. It is. It is. It's the same mouthfeel.

I told her, I got real pissed. I'm like first of all I was acting weird today every time I woke up from a nap I'm like I need a snack I need another snack I'm hungry I need to take a nap I was just being fucking annoying and then she woke me up to ask if I if I wanted dinner I'm like I need a bubbly drink I need something fizzy I need I need a barrel of LaCroix like I wanted to drink so much sparkling water when I woke up from a nap and we don't have any in the house right now because as you know as you know i finished off we don't have any sparkling water anymore but i finished off all the diet cokes oh they're all gone i'm pretty sure i had four yesterday jacqueline dean

i had four yesterday that's offensive i know i've had a i've had a diet coke every day since i've been home ask me about my uh diabetic condition died by a pre pre-diabetic there uh there there's no sugar in them but the chemicals freak me the fuck out well then why are we drinking them i don't know it's a whole it's the whole like the other week when mom drove we were in the u-haul and she's like oh your aunt got us these pepperoni sticks from hank's grocery store and i flipped over the package of pepperoni sticks and like one of the third ingredients was cottonseed oil i'm like fuck cottonseed oil i don't fuck with anything other than avocado oil olive oil like that kind of shit because you know shout out

paleo uh influencers paleo uh clean eating people on the internet fucking crossfit conditioned me to eat paleo fucking shit avocado only avocado oil and olive oil only so i saw the cottonseed oil and i'm like fuck this shit ben this makes zero sense then i ended up then i ended up that same day going to mcdonald's eating chicken nuggets and uh spicy mcchicken and fries dang how does that work in your brain and a diet coke but i wouldn't eat the pepperoni sticks from hanks because of the cottonseed oil see that's the thing but so chemicals freak me out but i sometimes but you still eat chemicals i do pepperoni your contradiction but pepperoni chemicals freak me out cottonseed oil and a pepperoni stick from a grocery store go fuck

yourself I trust McDonald's I do trust the chemicals in the McDonald's chicken McNuggets above uh grocery stores fucking pepperoni stick uh ingredients anyways okay uh I think can we wrap it sure let's wrap it up you know what just really chaps my uh behind you can say chaps my ass is when I get emails for something I'm no longer a part of yeah it's just great it's like hey I'm not a part of this anymore yeah just like go fuck yourself um do you want to talk about anything like what do you want to tell them what we're gonna do tomorrow oh no episode 100 is a surprise well like they're gonna find out what we're doing tomorrow but we have an idea it's gonna be fun we're doing it tomorrow julia will be on the show tomorrow

um but i don't know other than that we're just like waking up and doing our morning cardio and we're gonna like podcast oh i know we should podcast the thing you know we should do what we did today like no no not like drink but like coffee oh coffee get the vibes drinking and then you're drinking and driving is not okay we're gonna drink well you'll find out but you can rant about people's uh racks you mean their racks their car racks you mean their car racks have i made comments in the past you uh make commentary at starbucks one time about people's racks on there are cars that don't oh yeah it's when you have like a toyota uh forerunner yeah and you got like this big old rack on it and all it's all souped up you got an extra gas can on the back

you know all of this stuff and it's pretty clear that you don't utilize any of it it's for show it's all for show yeah like step off people i feel like people around where we live get all the shit for their cars so it looks cool but they don't actually do anything with it it's a waste of money yeah is that a helicopter it's rudolph okay if we were a little right now and it's about to be christmas time there's a blinking red light in the sky right now it's probably a little puddle puddle jumper plane what did mom call the planes i don't know but the navy the navy pilots last night they were keeping me up they're flying their jets did you know that they have a pattern that flies directly over our house it's mom said that yeah it's pretty irritating the united states

navy no no no it's like it's great and all but what time did you hear i didn't hear any of that are you a light sleeper i don't know what does your whoop strap say do you pass out how long does it take you to sleep i sleep if if jacqueline is tired i fall asleep two minutes yeah like i passed i go to the bed to the pillow within two minutes i'm out um but i didn't hear the jets at all yeah i feel like they're you know what mom and i have a theory we were over that way and uh there were big like boeing like commercial jets flying like planes like normal planes and it looked like they were doing um like training out there i feel like that's where the pilots go like train in the normal like alaska airlines jets because there isn't a

like there isn't a what's it called there isn't an airport over there for commercial jets it's just the navy so it was weird to see like normal what are they like seven what's the boeing or like the airbus 330 i think like the normal jets 747s no not that big anyways can we wrap it i mean i have nothing else to talk about what has it been like let's talk about like sister stuff what has been like to live with your sister um for like i don't know do you want like a sentence or one word just whatever you want to say tell the tell the people it's been interesting in what way it's been an experience because we're very different in the way that we do things like i get up super early i mean today i didn't at 7 30 but on a work day i'm up at 4 30 in the

morning and what time do i wake up like i don't know like 7 38 like eight o'clock i normally wake up at six though when you when you weren't here when mom and i were doing our morning walks i'd wake up at six every day yeah so um but hey question because i've talked about my i've talked about my not to make this fucking all about me and my depression depression um but compared to the summer can i complimented you by the way i said my siblings they there's two two distinctive conversations and moments together where they literally helped like they changed my life and one of the moments so i have a moment with my brother that's i i think i think i've talked about before in another moment the other moment was with this summer with you and you laid into

me i remember you telling me jacqueline you look like shit you're not yourself this isn't you you got to get your shit together fucking and we're like screaming in my apartment in a good way not like in a mean way all i know is but now i give a lot of tough love and you and robert never want to listen to me but at the end of the day who's always right julia that's all right tough love works tough love works and i've seen a dramatic change in uh who you are you seem happier now you got your your life together i don't feel like i have to give you a coming to jesus meeting every time i see you facts like i think former me would have fought like hell about those taping extensions today yeah i would have been so rude and mean

and angry because i was depressed i'd be like i don't want to fucking do this i don't want to do like i would well first of all i would have never asked ever i wouldn't even think to ask you to do my own hair like my hair extensions because i feel like you would get mad at me if i asked you because i've told them i wait on you like i do i wait on my sister like the queen i don't put up a fight it's just like what i do it's like kind of fun and kind of funny now like it's like a joke now yeah like for example can you go pour me more champagne it's like yeah of course but uh that's cool i i just like had to bring that up about you seeing me now versus the summer because it's i feel like i'm 90 better than i i was like a fucked up piece of shit like i was a mess

well i was depressed honestly it was depression it was like i was lost i didn't have my job then I think at first you didn't take it well, like most things. But when it set in and we left, I think you were like, wow, okay, they're right. And you did something about it. I just, like, got help. And I think something that's important is to know that when I am giving you that, like, tough love, it's because I love you and I care about you. And I only want the best for you. and it and it's something I think I will believe this till the day I die that I think it was a

swim coach that told me this or mom or somebody told me this and they're basically like if you're not getting yelled at by a coach it's because you're not good and they don't care about you and they don't see potential it's okay potential so if somebody in your life is not calling you out or making a comment it's probably because you don't matter and when somebody is giving you that tough love it's because they care about you it's not because they're mad at you it's not because they hate you it's because they care about you so I think that's something at least that's helped me in my life is to realize don't get defensive when someone's speaking up and they and they're trying to help you that's true another thing that's true that goes along with that is if you're not like in

my case if you're not going hard to the point where people are judging and hating on you for what you're doing as far as being a content creator or podcast host seven days a week or whatever the fuck you're doing with on the internet that's a little bit I don't know out there or just like fucking whatever uh you're not going hard enough and that's that's the truth like if you're not getting feedback from like a coach a family member that's being hard-nosed and straight up with you look that's not good and I'm I feel like the coach thing is true I've I've grown up with coaches I'm coachable and that I want to tell you this this is important for you to know when you guys left and I marinated over that conversation I was like they're right I know

this about myself they called me out they're right the last thing I'm going to do is be stubborn and be like you know fuck these guys I don't you know I was just like no I this is the sign I really need to like fix it and work on it okay but here's the thing you got to be able to think about who's telling you that kind of stuff right because if it's people haters online that don't know you okay well obviously they just are insecure and don't like themselves and they're just trying to put you down and make themselves feel better okay so those aren't the ones to be listening to it's the ones that are close to you that love you and support you those are the ones that are doing it for the right reasons oh 100 but you know what the people on the internet it's not like

what what they got nothing better to do they're gonna come and creep on your page and talk crap about you no it's just like kind of a good it's a good uh measuring stick i think even though it's like okay i don't i don't feed into it i don't give it any attention i don't respond i don't care like I genuinely don't but it's a good little measuring stick a little like pulse if you if you should keep a pulse on what kind of feedback you're getting on um you know when you're starting out with being a content creator in my case I'm doing this podcast every day um if you start getting little spikes in the feedback that are negative like you know hate shit here and there I feel like that's a good sign because if you're pleasing everyone if you're doing everything

perfect and everyone's happy i feel like that's you're not going hard enough you got to push honestly i think the people i respect the most in this industry the people that i look up to the people that i uh want to be friends with the people i want to be be like are the ones that are always looking for that that line and they're getting close to that edge and they're pushing the limits and they're speaking up and speaking their mind and they have solid opinions on matters that are uh that everyone cares about and wishes they could go to the internet and talk about but some people are though and those people that do that that get the hate but they have that massive respect um by like huge i'm just talking about like i just bring them up like every fucking show

the joe rogan's of the world he's one example but the top uh conversationalists uh they they're uh what i just lost my train of thought god damn it it's okay i'm not i'm not professional at this uh they are willing to be hated and that's why they are good at what they do they're just willing to push the limit i don't know if it's a willing to hate i think it's they're willing to be themselves but you have to be willing to be yourself and if you get negative feedback stay the course and you don't change because someone disagrees with you you don't make everyone happy because when you speak your mind when you say things that are polarizing or your solid opinion that people are going to disagree with if someone if you get feedback that's like

yo i disagree that's a bunch of bullshit you're you're a piece of shit and if you roll over and change because like that's you're not cut out for it the best of the best stay the course and that's what i'm practicing the cancel culture i live in now in a millennial generation with weak emotional intelligence with fucking everything's offensive you can't have a conversation about anything without offending somebody i know that's like a cliche everyone talks about it i'm saying oh what kind of change do i want to make in this world i want to speak my mind i want to put my skin in the game contribute to the conversation and not bow over because someone's offended like that's not a that's no way to live so anyways why did i just

go on that rant I don't know my knees hurt um I need to sit down are we done I don't know you're in charge I'm just here for fun for the fun of it it could go on rabbit holes um but I just okay I'll end it with this uh this has been great has it I don't know I think you did a great job did I you're fun you're funny I feel like we may have better content to talk about later on well we could just keep talking yeah but we don't want to make it like dude shout out joe rogan one more time shout out uh fucking three hour podcast no we could do mom and i did two hours fuck maybe we'll do more tomorrow yeah we could for episode 100 we'll go like a lot i gotta make my um charcuterie board for dateline oh talk about it what i'm gonna make yeah um well i think there's

some tulamic like the aged the really aged stuff the white cheddar that black wrapper i think it's like the vintage i don't know mom likes it the black wrapper yeah so i'm gonna get some of those uh grandpa gave us mousse jerky pepperoni pepperoni sticks oh i want the other half of the one i just ate so i'm gonna cut up some of those olives olives garlic stuffed olives green garlic stuffed olives crackers these yeah but they're these ritz cheesy uh crackers i found in the cupboard kind of like open those we're gonna already opened them last night god damn it um there's some lays basic potato chips this is a white trash and i also think there's some havarti cheese dude we're putting fucking pepperoni sticks fucking lays potato chips on a on a charcuterie

board this is like my favorite thing to do on friday night dude we're classy but we're fucking white trash at the same time no we're not dude who puts lace classy trash is that what you're trying to say who puts lace potato chips on the charcuterie board we're doing it in honor of great grandma oh facts okay because great grandma to every family party would bring potato chips mother goose brand that i think she got from the dollar store she did they only sell mother goose potato chips at the dollar store so that'll be our night and then we're gonna go to bed we have an hour and a half um are you gonna do a pedicure you want one tonight okay she said she do it like an hour no we're not going no i will do one but not tonight no she's gonna give me a

pedicure and uh i don't know then we're gonna so basically we're doing our charcuterie making our board probably gonna make are we gonna do more uh champagne maybe i just need something bubbly and that's all that's the only option so well we're out of la croix i know and i wanted to go to the corner store to get some we are not driving now well because i am not getting a dui just uber we don't have ubers out here do they know where we live yeah well washington dude oh my god can we just talk about this right now? Jesus Christ. We're watching the nightly news. I think it's like local TV. They're at Pike's Place Market. There's like a bunch of middle school kids and they're standing around singing Christmas carols with their scarves and their sweaters

wearing, literally it looks like they cut out a Ziploc bag and put a little like, I I know a rubber band around it and tied it to their face it looks it this is like imagine yourself a year ago seeing this like if you saw this this time last year their faces look scrunched up from the plastic it's it's wrong just wear a surgical mask we're watching it on silent right now so it's looking really funny oh they did a great job with the diversity here um every race is involved let's see what about weight uh you know what no so is this king five news they're missing out on so every they did great job good they did a great job with the diversity including these middle school kids from all different backgrounds but they're missing a

fat kid i think that's really how you know if they wanted to but maybe you know what i don't promote that I'm not about that shit you guys know my opinion about fat fat fat uh what's it called a body positivity fat positivity that whole movement I have a strong opinion about it you guys listen to a previous episode if you want to hear I don't know which one it is but I don't know I'm kind of happy they didn't have the overweight kid there because it's not it's not it um all right so Jacqueline I'm just saying I like I like my uh it's like Christina and Tom from your mom's house they like their models thin they like them attractive they don't need to see a fat mannequin at Macy's they don't want to see an ugly off-looking person uh on a Nike ad just because

like no models are attractive they're hot they're in shape they're not fat they're not ugly end of story but those aren't models those were kids singing in a choir yeah you know what but they i'm just saying they had a bunch of healthy weight kids of all races which is a cool thing to see every they had the diversity was there i was saying oh if they want to go all the way they'd have the fat kid but i was happy they didn't have the fat kid because um i'm not about that life i'm not about that promoting that that's it so anyways episode 99 did i just did i just you're shocked she's in shock you better edit that out I'm just speaking my mind I know what you're thinking I talk about all the time I thought you're a daily listener you know that I've talked

about my opinion on that I don't think it's I think it should not be promoted like it is right now it shouldn't be like a thing I don't think they're promoting people being overweight I'm not you know what I was I was talking about the kids everyone they're on the same page you're half listening you got you're sitting here on the couch putting your hand up like a judgmental mom with her finger over her she's got like one index finger on the cheek then the the fist part of her hand is just like rested on the chin all you need is some library librarian glasses now what are we looking at okay can we talk about describe what you're looking at julia from the top of your head i'm

not really sure we got okay so all white karens with wigs with ornaments and uh they look like they're in Whoville yeah tall Marge Simpson wigs uh all like I said all white women all Karen age maybe a little older probably like 70 upper 70s some of them they're uh wearing Mrs. Claus red Christmas uh long coats they're still at Pike's Place Market this is a singing this is a caroling night Friday night in Seattle we're watching the news on mute while we're recording this episode um and uh oh the masks this is what i want to bring up this is why i even talked about this with the kids at first i just some team surgical mask stop doing these clear masks that look like a ziploc bag with it it just like doesn't just wear a surgical mask i think they're doing it so

um people that are hard of hearing can understand what they're saying bullshit get an air get a fucking uh uh sign language sign language person on on that screen in the corner like a fucking presidential there's always this person at a speech and an assembly for a high school rally doing the fucking sign sign language for the deaf kids and you don't need a clear mask over their mouth for the deaf people put subtitles on your tv that's incredibly insensitive that's what I was talking about where's that line I'm trying to cross it you just crossed let's do it are you offended I am offended episode 99 offended my sister let's go let's end on that I think this is like an hour dude you need to listen more

podcasts people don't people that talk shit you're not done yet keep that keep that headset on people that talk shit go there and they don't give it's just like it's about bringing up the insanity of the shit you witness and observe in the world and being curious about it and how dumb shit looks and you have to bring up the extreme shit you have to go there i don't think that was i like to call it out dumb what we saw i think that was them being sensitive to people that have disabilities or challenges in their lives i think these fucking ladies wanted everyone to see their lipstick choices tonight jack clear masks and ladies and gentlemen that is where my sister and i are much different people all right facts though they wanted everyone to see their

lipstick how why else would they go clear masks i just told you so people with hearing difficulties could understand what they were singing subtitles some people don't have that capability on their tvs hire a sign sign sign language person they probably don't have funding for that in times like these train one of them to do it again that takes money i'm over i'm going too far all right episode 99 friday night i gotta do my okay stick around if you're a patron i'm doing patron shout outs every friday so stick around after the show for that uh once again if you want to support the show and get your name shouted out go over to patreon.com slash tjms to get that and get you also get access to all my exclusive patreon only content there and then go over to the apple

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