The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan - Feeling Fresh
Episode Date: February 20, 2023Tix to Adelaide show here: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/the-james-donald-forbes-mccann-catamaran-plan-extravagan-za-af2023Tickets to the Melbourne trial show: https://www.trybooking.com/eve...nts/landing?eid=1015944&fbclid=PAAaaMNkEJt9NLX9jhTzWaTx3mk5SuPJEocHrSUeN7Lxtl8DqD_NoT1kLwFPEAnd the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccannGo check out BREAKFAST WITH DAVO, TOM & CALLUM https://fresh927.com.au/show/freshbreakfast/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I'm feeling very fragile.
I'm feeling weak and fragile.
Maybe I'm sick, my son's sick, and he was feeling very fragile
and he just wanted to be held and comforted.
I'm feeling extremely fragile. I just came back from town. I did a not very good spot to try
and promote my upcoming Fringe show, the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan. Tickets
on sale now. The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Extravaganza, the most censored
show in Adelaide fringe history.
Or is it?
Come on down.
The Royalty Dinner, March 10.
Tickle don't sail.
Man, I'm fragile.
I had the spot and then I was talking to my friend.
And I was very bad company to a lot of people tonight.
I could just tell that I was not in good form.
I was not my conventional ebullient self.
And he was telling me about someone he knows who's getting a divorce,
and he was just describing the children and the young children in that family
and what it's doing to them.
And I just, I didn't cry there, but I just, I felt a big lump in my throat,
and I wanted to weep.
And I thought, was this a particularly moving thing?
Is this resonating with things in my life?
And then as I was walking back to my car,
you know, I saw a street performer do a cartwheel,
and I thought, that's also very moving.
They weren't doing a cartwheel.
They were sitting on a ladder.
I don't know why I lied.
I'm a bit fragile.
On my way into town, I was trying to find good new music.
I'm listening.
I didn't listen to a heap of new music last year.
So I got a list of like the top 50 songs.
I listened to the, I used to pay attention to what Anthony Fantano said about music.
So I listened to the Needle Drops top songs of 2022.
And they're just all garbage.
I mean, some of them are alright, but most of them are garbage.
One I did like was called
No Humpin'.
And
Put that dick up, we not humpin'!
Is how some of it goes.
It's a very in-your-face,
sexual song.
And I listened to that
on the way in, and there was actually one bit
I really like. I forget what the...
I forget what she said, but she was like,
Get out the van or lose my composure.
That was the rap style she was using.
The rhythm was like...
It was like a 1980s style.
Rap, flow, but I really liked it because it made me think of anthony kidis in around the world
for the red hot chili peppers when he goes wake up the cake because they're like she kissing me
like they do when they do when cicely and it was so silly and i thought man i hope that rap style
does come back in because i can do that rap style hello everybody i'm. Because I can do that rap style. Hello everybody, I'm
here to say, I'm gonna drop the mic in a
James-like way.
Ah, it feels like a
feels like a good way to rap
for me. But I know I'm fragile because
on the way back home I listened to the song again.
And I was moved by
I was moved to tears by no humping.
Look, just so you know, the song is actually called We Not Humping,
and it is by Monaleo.
Anyway, this episode's coming out late, and I'm sorry about that.
I'm sitting in my car.
I could do the episode now, but I'm not going to,
because it's a very hot car, and the air conditioner's broken. The air conditioner broke in the Volvo this week, everybody but I'm not going to because it's a very hot car and the air conditioner's
broken. The air conditioner broke in the Volvo this week, everybody. I'm sorry. And what else?
I've been cycling. That's been really good. I'm trying to get the body right, but then I think
my knee's flaring up again and I'm worried about that. I'm such a big pussy. I have a special sickness that makes you into a big, weak pussy.
But I had a thought for the episode on the drive back and I...
Excuse me.
I'm so fragile.
My thought was I'm doing commercial radio tomorrow.
Well, I'm doing community radio, but it's Fresh FM,
so it's pretty close to commercial radio. It's the only financially successful commercial radio tomorrow. Well, I'm doing community radio, but it's Fresh FM, so it's pretty close to commercial radio.
It's the only financially successful community radio station.
And I'm going in there.
I'm doing an hour tomorrow morning.
And I thought what might be fun is if I take commercial radio, James,
and I compare it with Frag fragile James sitting in his Volvo and you get the whole yin-yang experience of the performer
oh mercy ah mercy me I've had I've just I've had a couple of big arguments today with people
but I tell you one thing that was really lovely is at Mass today,
I was called upon to work the coffee van, and I just took people's orders.
And I realized how many people's names I knew in the community.
Also how many people's names I don't know and should know their names.
But it was just, I just got to talk
to everybody rather than just people I usually talk to. You know, it's a big parish and it
was just so, it was all like surface level chats. Yeah, obviously it's surface level.
I'm taking that bloody coffee order. What do you have, a flat white, almond milk, you know, that sort of thing. But it
was sweet for me. And maybe I'm a shallow person and I just like having those surface
level, easy discussions with people. And maybe the job that I'm best suited for would be
a guy who takes people's orders and keeps it all sort of sparkly and bubbly.
Because when it gets more deep and tricky than that...
Oh, I'm so fragile.
Ah.
Oh, I hope I have the commercial radio energy tomorrow.
I hope I'm... I mean, I get to...
I saw the Mountain Tower, I saw the Fresh FM people,
and I didn't do their show last year.
The new breakfast team.
And I meant to, I actually, I had a couple appointments to go in and I slept in.
And I said to them, please let me make it up to you.
Can I do a full show?
And they said, all right.
And they've since negotiated it down to one hour.
One hour on a commercial radio show is incredible.
It's an incredible promotional opportunity.
And I just feel so weak.
I hope I can put it together,
because if I can be sparkling on the radio tomorrow,
I may sell as many as ten tickets
to the James Donald Forbes Catamaran Plan Extravagan.
And the writing of that show is coming along.
Thanks to everybody.
We've only got like four tickets left to the trial show in Melbourne.
It's coming along.
But I'm trying to run in material by doing these line-up shows.
It'll be something like, you know, like Best of the Fest at 6pm.
And people have had, you know, a glass of wine and they just have to see some comedy.
And it's like, it's, I wouldn't say uptight audiences, but they're not the most creatively
adventurous audiences in the world. And so, and I'm trying to do new and slightly off
the wall stuff that I'm enthusiastic about. Oh, I think it'll, I think it'll work. I think it'll work. But it's always good to
remember that I'm not for everybody. I'm not for everybody. And that's okay. It's not okay for my
family because they're very poor. And I don't know where we're going to live when our lease runs out.
I cannot afford to live here in this house. And I cannot afford a boat. And the podcast is not broad enough to have brought in boat money
yet. But here's an affirmation. Here is an affirmation ahead of the commercial community
radio that you're about to hear. I'm going to put the work in to be bubbly, to be broad, to be energetic early in the
morning.
Even though I'm fragile, I'm going to put on the charade.
I'm going to wear the mask.
I'm going to get people to buy tickets to that show.
Here it is.
Here's me on Fresh.
Good morning, Adelaide.
It's Dave O'Tonnell and Callum on Fresh 92.7.
No Tom today, but we are joined by a very special guest.
Yes, because in the light of the fringe and also the fact that we love having our friends on the show,
we have James Donald Forbes-McCann.
Oh, it's a delight to be here. So happy to be back on.
I was expecting at least some fake applause noise to come up,
but oh, it's good to be here promoting my Adelaide Fringe show,
the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Extravaganza.
Do you expect people to say the full name when they go up to the ticket box
and say it verbally, or do you reckon they just say McCann?
I want that guy with the boat.
I'll give that big guy with the boat.
I don't mind.
I'm just doing one show.
Yeah, I was going to say, where is your show happening?
What's going on?
It's at the Royalty Theatre on March 10,
which you may know is the place where they do calisthenics.
But I'm told there will be no calisthenics during my show.
Oh, that's a shame.
Are you going to be doing some or...?
No one wants to see me with a full face of makeup and a little outfit.
Well, some people actually would pay more to see that sort of show.
Well, sexy circuses are in.
My goodness, are there a lot of sexy circuses?
I think you've found your niche.
Well, you know, there are some shows.
Have you seen any shows at the Fringe this year?
I haven't seen any yet, no.
Here are my top three.
The top three I've seen, and the third one is one of the sexy circus.
It's called Dirty Dirty Sex Circus.
It's just like circus right
with trapeze and stuff except there's always a veneer of dirty dirty sex it's much like all the
other dirty sex shows only they're absolutely filthy is this one that you go see hmm i saw it
i walked out i vomited with disgust but i read you recommended it made me feel something you
know what i'm saying i was moved moved by it. That's high R.
You might not enjoy it.
It could be repulsive at the start,
but that's something you contemplate after the show.
Hey, that's what the fringe is all about,
just going out there, feeling an emotion.
Like their second show, these comedian shows, you know,
they do a storytelling show like David Dingleby.
He's doing a show called Dead Dad Show.
Right.
It's just a show.
But you thought, oh, it's like,
they're all inspired by this Hannah Gadsby.
You heard of this Hannah Gadsby?
Yes, I have. She's got a special on but you thought, oh, it's like, they're all inspired by this Hannah Gadsby. You heard of this Hannah Gadsby? Yes, I have.
She's got a special on Netflix.
Very special.
It's all sad, and that's what they're all doing.
You know, you'll laugh, you'll cry.
Well, you might not laugh, but you will walk out.
It's these people who do, you know, the thing I hate most of all, anything at the fringe,
actually my big hate, these people doing shows to ten people in these tiny little rooms.
Sure.
Hostage situations. You go there, you watch the comedian doing shows to ten people in these tiny little rooms. Sure. Hostage situations.
You go there, you watch the comedian, there's ten people there.
If the comedian can look you in the eye for at least 8% of the show,
get out of that room, baby.
That's why I'm doing a big show.
Do you ever go for that when you do the small crowds?
Do you ever resort on, you know, not picking on someone,
but making one person in particular feel awkward?
Yes.
It's an old trick.
But I would never do that to people now because my rooms are too big and successful.
Like March 10 at the Royalty Theatre.
But I'll tell you the best show that I've seen at the Fringe so far.
Yeah, tell us.
You see all these, like, you know, penis magic shows, like Puppetry of the Penis or whatever,
or like breast magic shows.
Or the one that, like, does the painting with the penis.
Yeah, yeah.
What you've got to see is these new show is called Anus Magic.
Right.
Yeah.
It's a lot of making stuff disappear.
You know what?
I'll be honest, it's mostly just making stuff disappear.
James Hunn, I have allowed you to come on this show,
and I reckon in the last three minutes you've managed to say sex 17 times,
penis and boobs, all in one break.
Devo, it's not my fault.
These are the shows in the fringe.
Anus really topped it off as well.
You don't want to go and see Anus Magic?
It's terrible when he makes things reappear.
Is that a not?
Is that what?
Now, fellas, I've started a new job on the weekend.
I'm emceeing at Cherry Nightclub.
I mean, you've joined the Cherry Club,
and it's been a bit of a discussion that you are
the hype girl.
So you're the one that says, put your hands up.
You say all of those classic cliche phrases, but how is it?
Because you did do your first shift on the weekend.
It's a lot of fun, but it's so embarrassing.
It's a shameful profession, I think.
No, you get to make people happy.
You get to get the party pumping, the people jumping. Doesn't
that bring you a certain measure of happiness? No,
like I said, it's a lot of fun, but every
time I say something in this mic, I
giggle to myself and think, why
the hell am I here? I mean, do they
respond well? Because is it a little
bit of a power trip? Like, does everyone in the
crowd respond to everything you're saying?
When you say, put your hands up, will they do it?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
So I've got a bit of respect with the crowds there, you see.
A bit of cred.
It's quite nice to have a bit of respect around the place, Callum.
Different workplace, different scenario.
You've got to be careful, though, because you can burn through that respect
if you ask them to do something wrong as the MC.
Like if you go put your hands up for Detroit, a lovely city,
they know it's not nice.
It's so true. And so right back down, they say, I'm not putting my hands up for Detroit, a lovely city. They know it's not nice. So true.
And so right back down, they say, I'm not putting my hands up for you.
There's a high crime rate in that place.
Why would I support such a location?
So last weekend, it was like the grand opening,
but also we're away this weekend for Mardi Gras,
and my birthday lands on Thursday.
So the MC boss, the boss of all MCs,
basically made last Saturday my birthday celebration at Cherry Nightclub.
I couldn't think of anything worse, if I'm honest.
I hate the attention being on me in that way.
It was too much.
Sorry, you hated the attention?
Your job is radio presenter slash nightclub hype girl,
and you're like, this attention is vile.
It is a bit out of character. slash nightclub hype girl, and you're like, this attention is vile.
It is a bit out of character.
So did the boss say, did the boss like give word to the DJ or something that it's your birthday coming up?
Like how did the word spread around?
No, so yeah, everyone sort of knew.
So obviously all my favourite songs were getting played,
like Metro Station, Shake It, Kelly Clarkson, Since You've Been Gone,
you know, a bit of Good For You by Olivia Rodrigo,
sad girl songs, you know what I mean?
Yeah, cool can't remember.
But, yeah, so it gets to 1.30 in the morning.
My shift is sort of, like, wrapping up,
and the next emcee came in to take over.
And he comes in and he's got this big bag with him and he puts it on.
Dave, don't give us that information.
That's really an off-the-air chat.
One more birthday, your celebration.
But come on, look out for yourself.
Oh, mate, you're playing with fire here.
James, we're playing with fire.
But he had this big bag with him, and basically what he's done,
he has asked the entire crowd of 150 people to sing happy birthday to me.
So that is embarrassing.
Everyone looking at me singing happy birthday.
He's got on the mic, and then he got me an ice cream cake that we handed out.
How have the tables turned?
I guess you're in that MC position where you're telling everyone what to do
and then you sort of crumble because it's embarrassing getting the birthday song sung to you.
Imagine how many people are in that club doing it.
It's bad enough when it's just your mates or your family,
but when you have 150 people all staring at you.
Meanwhile, I've been on stage for two and a half hours,
I'm sweating up a storm.
I look like a sea lion after a big swim.
It was not a vibe.
I'll bet you looked great.
I'll bet it was fun.
James, that was really fun.
Did people come over and try and, you know, after the show,
give you a special birthday, you know?
A hat down from the sweat.
A fan down.
Yeah, yeah.
A hose down from the sweat. A fan down. A hose down even.
Do you have a question that you need an answer to?
How do I ask him out?
Should I cut my hair?
Will I ever get my license?
Got me in a hypnosis.
Dave O'Tonnell and Callum present Psychic Predictions on Fresh 92.7.
Wow, what a pleasure it is.
And such a weird, strange combo to have comedian James Donald Paul McCann
and our resident psychic Casey McKenzie in the studio together.
Now, Casey, I'm a devout Catholic and I'm very fearful of witchcraft
because I consider it to be a possible opening to the demonic realm.
Don't worry.
Why aren't you afraid of black magic coming and possessing you and destroying all your
happiness?
Because I don't even open that door.
I don't even think about it.
I don't even talk about it.
But is that door out there?
Yes.
Yes.
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It doesn't go through that route, so you can put the crucifix away.
It's all good.
I've got my rosary in my pocket to protect me at this time.
We're safe.
It is a jungle in here at the moment.
There's no Tom.
We've got a psychic.
We've got a devout Catholic. We've got a psychic. We've got a devote Catholic.
We've got Callum.
Sounds like the start of a crazy joke.
Psychic, devote Catholic, walk into a bar.
But let's see how it goes.
I mean, are you going to do a card reading for us, Casey?
Yes, I am.
I'm going to do a little reading for Devo this morning.
Yeah, okay, great.
Can't wait to hear what this is all about.
Geez, I love putting myself on the line.
I mean, I just, look, every single time I pull you cards,
you always get the same one about love.
Every single time.
Now, just a little bit of a psychic tip here, development tip.
If you keep pulling a card and you get the same message,
it's a very clear one.
Okay.
So that just keeps confirming the path that you're on.
Is the message for Devo
about love that she should become
chased and give up on
filthy sexual intercourse?
Until marriage, yeah. Yeah, well you know
me, I'm wild. Devote, yes.
But here,
okay, so what it shows here is the next
card that you've got says that you're going to
be with someone or meet someone
that is going to
mirror you. So oftentimes when this card will show up in a reading, it means that you'll meet someone
who is very similar to you, but it's also could be triggering and challenging because sometimes
it's when you see the reflection looking back at you, brings things up. Okay. So I'm looking for a
mentally ill. No, no, no, no. This is not a bad thing.
It's not a bad thing.
Cynical, man.
No, no, no.
It's actually a good thing because this also does represent soulmate,
twin flame, the whole deep connection and love.
Lovely.
But oftentimes that will just mean that you have to do some more
self-acceptance, self-love.
This person will bring that out in you.
Great.
You know how uncomfortable I am right now.
You know I love this.
I know.
But also, that card says a magician, and it is fringe time, guys.
Yes, I know.
Get it off with magician.
It says magician and hero.
Imagine finding your soulmate in one of these magician people.
What a very sad soul you'd have to have to pair up there.
Look, he's going to make your dignity disappear.
Dooley, dooley. He's also going to be very creative. I have to just throw that. Look, he's going to make your dignity disappear. Dooley, dooley.
He's also going to be very creative.
I have to just throw that out there too.
Oh, wonderful.
All right.
Thank you so much for that, Casey.
You're welcome.
If you want a general reading like that, just give us a call now, 1-300-737-374, and Casey
can pull a card for you.
Or I will pray for you.
Either or.
Both, both.
No, give us a call now, 1-300-737-374
to get yourself
a reading with Casey McKenzie.
Do you have a question
that you need an answer to?
How do I ask him out? Should I cut my hair?
Will I ever get my license?
Grab me in a hip, Gnostic.
Davo, Tom and Callum present
Psychic Predictions on Fresh 92.7.
Like you said, Davo, what a strange motley crew batch
to have Casey McKenzie, our psychic,
and James Donner-Pawes-McCann, the comedian.
I fear magic.
I don't know what's on the other side of the astral realm.
Satan and his minions are tricky,
and they can assume pleasing forms.
We must be ever vigilant.
And I'm hereby giving you this rosary.
We cannot be accused of Casey McKenzie of witchcraft and black magic.
Wait, is it not a form of witchcraft?
Yes, but probably what you're referring to is more the sitting down,
doing the spells, doing the seances.
I've got to say there's not as much house music in the witchcraft that I think about.
Yeah, there's a lot to it and I don't do any of that.
I mean, Cassie, you just did a reading for Devo,
and that worked out well.
Did you observe that, James,
any black magic to be seen spelling out from the cards?
Well, you did say that Devo had a soulmate out there.
If that's not true, that could really hurt Devo in the long run.
It could just hurt her feelings.
It's not black magic, it could just
be a sore spot. Surely not everyone
has a soulmate. Adolf Hitler, did he have a
soulmate? Eva Braun,
of course, excuse me, I forget.
She might have been just as bad.
Do we need to bring Hitler up in this hour
to James Law? I'm sorry, I already spoke about
Kanye earlier. You've gone for the double
whammy, haven't you?
Who can say why I haven't been offered a job on this station?
Now, Casey, we do
have a few callers here. We're going to do some
general readings. You've got your cards there,
so if we can get Tony from Windale.
Tony, how are you?
I'm good. Hey, Casey,
how are you, girl? I'm good. How are you?
Yeah, good, darling.
Oh, I know who you are.
Yeah, I know Tony.
I know Tony.
Now, Tony, what would you like to know from Casey?
Are there any questions specifically or just a general reading?
Look, I feel like just a general reading at this stage, please.
Yeah.
I actually already pulled a card before I knew who was ringing or anything,
and we had a man holding a heart card come out here.
Okay.
Yeah, so I'm just going to...
I feel like relationships love life going straight there.
And we'll go.
Yeah.
There's a very sexy man on that card.
I know that you can probably change what's on the card.
It's the same card, but that is an Orlando Bloom with his shirt off.
So, Tony, you might have...
That is another sexy man. Yeah. You wouldn't want Orlando Bloom with his shirt off. So, Tony, you might have... He's a mother-sexy man.
Yeah, you wouldn't want an Orlando Bloom with his pants off, would you?
Good Lord, Dave.
It's breakfast radio.
Put it away.
I'm preferring the carnage.
You've been possessed by lust, Dave.
So, Tony, I actually feel like we're going to the past as well.
So you might still be having some issues from a past
relationship because the next card that came up was envy all right so there might still be some
i actually feel like this is more of an energetic thing so energetic feelings and focusing on that
again that's very um important for you because we need to let some stuff go from the past
but there's definitely yeah i think you know exactly what's that that what that is referring
to yeah which is interesting that it's came up in the cards and i didn't even know he was calling
until you were on the phone so really just putting more focus back into that and making sure that
you're disconnecting from any unhealthy relationships to let new healthy connections in okay
all right yes you might have to message me after. I think I will.
Yes, thank you.
No, and you know what?
Like, as always, that makes a lot of sense.
So, thank you.
Yeah, just message me after.
Amazing, Tony.
Awesome.
What a great read.
We've also got Bec from Monopara West.
Good morning, guys.
How are you?
Hey, Bec, how are you?
What would you like to ask Casey?
Just a general question this morning, please.
Yep.
Oh, the decks are on the ground.
What does it mean if a card falls on the ground?
I've just had two cards go flying on the floor.
It means that the message is needed.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
It means you've got a strong message.
And the two cards that came out was speaking about your crown chakra and abundance.
So whenever this card will typically come through,
it just means that you might be feeling disconnected from yourself but also disconnected from
source and feeling like you're lacking faith in things I feel like with this
one also your guides are calling you to work on meditation work on your
connection work on opening up to the divine so you're actually going to be
feeling drawn to this world,
readings, doing it yourself,
but also connecting to the other side.
That comes through really strongly for you.
So psychic ability might start opening up more.
And then we had blossoming abundance,
which talks to me about focusing on your health
rather than abundance, financial abundance.
I feel like this is your health. than abundance financial abundance I feel
like this is your health okay so really looking at healthy habits and your
mindset comes up a lot too so doing a lot of work around mindset manifesting
and really being cautious of what you're thinking about because you are going to
bring those thoughts in all right but I guess this is a good thing whatever path
you're on keep focusing on it, especially around your health, okay?
That's a big clear message.
And just focusing on those habits and mindset stuff is very big for you.
Bec, does that ring true for you?
Yeah, absolutely.
Amazing.
When I was sitting here, I was like, I'm going to ask her about my health.
I have a few things.
So, yes, that coming up is a bit crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, just keep focusing on it. If you don't feel like, coming up um a bit crazy yep yeah so just keep focusing
on it if you don't feel like if you feel like something's not right just keep looking into it
also naturopaths coming through for you too okay perfect thank you so much you're welcome amazing
casey mckenzie from the soul lounge once again giving some incredible readings thank you so much
and we'll see you in a couple of weeks thanks for having me guys davo tom and
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hangs voucher which is doggy daycare your dog dog has walked for 30 minutes, given one-on-one training
with the absolute experts while at daycare.
How good?
Hey, I mean, what a great prize, especially, yeah, if you are a dog lover.
If you want to get your dog trained up a little bit, you know,
even stuff like we said before, a healthier diet and just, you know,
routine, just different sorts of trainings.
It's a really good spot to do it.
Very lovely people.
James, do you have a dog?
I don't have a dog. Gosh, I mean, I'm a renter, so I'm allowed to have children, but no dogs. But I've come in here today to Fresh FM
hoping to meet the Fresh Station dog, Mr Scruffles,
but he's not here. Yeah, where is he? Yeah, where is he? He is in an Adelaide
hotspot, a weird location, and we got you, the Fresh fam, to guess where exactly
he is.
Right, we did have an audio clue, which will play out now.
Watch out, Mr Scruffles!
Get away from that tram!
Oh, no!
Oh, he's everywhere.
Where had Mr. Scruffles been before that terrible accident?
I mean, this is terrible.
We're going to do this game all week.
I can see some movement.
He's going to be okay, folks.
It's all right.
We did get a couple of calls in.
We've got Michael from Mount Barker.
Michael, how are you doing?
Good, thank you.
How are you?
Very good, Michael.
Do you have a dog yourself? Yes, yes. I've got two Kelpies. What are you doing? Good, thank you. How are you? Very good, Michael. Do you have a dog yourself?
Yes, yes.
I've got two Kelpies.
What are their names?
Milo and Sage.
Are they cheeky?
Very, very.
Nice.
Do you reckon they're in need of a little bit of training, a bit of discipline?
A little discipline doggy.
Yeah, they could do with a bit more training.
Okay. Now, Michael, where do you reckon our dog, Mr Scruffles, has ended up?
Is it Glenelg?
Well, it bloody well is.
It's Glenelg.
Oh!
Can you believe it?
How good.
You have found the dog.
Congratulations.
We'll repair him up so he's good to go tomorrow.
But, yes, congratulations.
Yes. What a good guess. You've got your up so he's good to go tomorrow. But, yes, congratulations.
What a good guest.
You've got your hood hangs voucher obviously coming your way.
Your dogs will be allowed on a full day of doggy daycare.
Enjoy, Michael.
Thanks for playing.
You're listening to Dave O'Tonman Callum.
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