The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan - fresh used w/ Amos Gill

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

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Thank you for listening to this episode of the James Donald Forbes McCann catamaran plan. If you'd like to listen to bonus episodes, go sign up to the Patreon. That's Patreon.Clom. Clom? Ah, we f***ed it. Anyway, you'll look, you'll find a way. Catamaran plan! And now it's time for the James Donald Forbes McCann catamaran plan! Hello, welcome to this episode of the James Donald Fawkes McCann catamaran plan. This is James Donald Fawkes McCann coming to you live from my bedroom. Maybe coming to you from a fresh used car.

I would be wrong to call it a new car, but for a fresh used car because my current automobile is working less. The key is getting stuck more and more frequently in the ignition. It's not easy to get out. The doors do not open. Actually one of the doors is spontaneously open. So the front doors work but the sliding doors with the kids get in don't work so I have to go through the trunk. I found out that Americans don't even, I just thought they weren't saying boot. I didn't know they didn't know we call it the boot. I got to climb in through the trunk to get one of my sons in his seat. Cuz you can't do this on belt buckle.

There's a lot of lights on. I was gonna get the doors fixed. My wife called around for places for the door to get fixed. And they said, we're not actually gonna fix that model next year. I thought, well, it might be time to get a fresh used car. So I went over to some car dealerships today and tried to put the squeeze on them and awaiting.

You know, I did the bit, well, you know, I'll go. If you can get down to that, if you can get down to the price I need that to be, you can give me a call back I'm out they've got to get they've got to come to me now but of course they they may not come to me and uh and then that was a couple of hours of hard-nosed business dealings for nothing I was really putting some hard-nosed business dealings on it. I um, like to save money. I might get one with hail damage because you know a lot of people would be ashamed of damage from hail, but not me. I

love some hail damage. Love it! Can't get enough hail damage. There was a lot of hail in Austin a couple weeks ago. We had a big storm and I talk about that on the Patron. Anyway, it's great to be with you. I'm here for a couple of days at home. I've started hitting the roads and sometimes literally the road.

Sometimes you say I'm on the road, but really what you are is in the air. But I've been on the road. I flew into, can I remember? It was Sweet Columbus and I drove down to Cincinnati, then we drove up to C.J. Landry and I to Chicago, we did a podcast with Peyton Ruddy that I do have to edit, and then we drove up to Appleton, Wisconsin and then down to Milwaukee the next day to fly back here, where I am now talking to you. a lot of driving. It was a wonderful time This week I got this week

Des Moines and Omaha I'll be in Des Moines and Oberha So if you I would love to have you with us in Des Moines and Oberha I think those are close to selling out and then after that it's Raleigh in Atlanta and then after that it's Pittsburgh and Philadelphia where I will be recording a new special that it's Pittsburgh and Philadelphia where I will be recording a new special. I think it'll go for half an hour and what a good time we'll be had then. Big things happening, big things moving. More Wimble Dog is coming out over on the Patreon.

And if you enjoy it, please tell someone about it. I had a couple people at the shows come up and say, man, loving Wimble Dog. And I think I gave those people hugs because that's why we've got Wimble Dog coming out. Five pages a week. It was one page a day, five days, two days off, but now it's five pages, big lump, five pages so that it doesn't annoy people with notifications too. Maybe you just love the podcast, you don't love the Wimble Dog. Well, here is one.

If you want to still have one per day, you can space that out as you please. You can say, I'll just read one page today. That's your prerogative. Who am I to tell you how to enjoy Wimble Dog other than hoping that people do? Man, New Book of Poems is finished. We're in the editing stages now, people have said one of the introductions has been sent to me by Ruby Setnick and the other introduction by Jack Blanche is on its way and what else?

Oh, Sweet Sadie is doing the da da da da da da cover and that'll be done this week. So hopefully in a couple weeks the Book of Poems comes out. Disquieting Levels of Egg sadly remains the title. I was hoping for a cooler title from somewhere in the Book of Poems but I keep calling it Disquieting Levels of Egg and so Disquieting Levels of Egg it will be called. It's coming out. The board game is nearing completion. I've got to have a meeting with Sam and Nick about that next steps for the board game. I mean so many plans. Comedy, the music, oh! Music's gone pretty well. I look at it on the, what was it called, on the Spotify and I know some people might be listening on the Apple Music and or the other, you know, the YouTube music.

I'll tell you right now, how many, I mean the monthly listeners just keeps going up. Thank you to everybody listening to them. I couldn't believe it. I can't believe... that's a great... I mean, you know, you put a podcast out or a comedy thing, it doesn't go well immediately. It tends not to go well later, but you can have the music out. Takes a little time to develop a cult following. We've got 1,755 monthly listeners now. We've got a bunch of songs that have been listened to over a thousand times. People love the weak horse. It goes like this. Woo! Woo! It's me holding up to the phone. I'm sure I have the file somewhere. But that's seven and a, almost seven and a half thousand listens. Massive. I mean I'm so pleased that people are, I assume they're enjoying the music because they keep listening to it

and working on having some more music out, working very slowly. Very slowly indeed on the new music. But a possible partnership on a new album. I have to get to work on that. There's so many, there's a lot of things to get to work. There's too many things. Jimmy, how do you do so many things? I don't. I just have a bunch of things on the go at once and

then it feels like none of them will ever Get to come out But the stand-up is going well. It's a nice thing about the stand-up is you they say be on stage then you go bugger I Guess I have to set my own deadline. Oh I haven't other people set deadlines for you. That's very helpful In this life I find more and more it's about surrounding yourself with people to whom you can be helpful and who can be helpful to you. Working together in a team and you know

who is very helpful to me today as I went and I put the squeeze on a car dealership persons was my dear friend Amos Gill who is downstairs at the moment he's come to stay with us for a number of days in Austin, Texas. You know what I might go and get Amos. I'm gonna go and get Amos Gill now. I'm gonna go and get Amos Gill now get him on the pod. Hold on. Just grab that door, grab that door and welcome to the podcast Amos Gill close personal friend Gilly. Great to have you here. Give us a little one two check. Give us a louder one. One two check. All right. Thank you for

coming with me to look for that fresh used car. You brought the wrong man. Yeah we don't know a lot about cars but you did mention the Volkswagen Atlas. I kept telling the guy how much I wanted you to buy the car. I was probably meant to be like I want you to buy a Toyota and then he had to win over. But I kind of double teamed you with him. We've put a strong squeeze on and we wait at any moment during this podcast we may get a text saying we've made a terrible mistake. We can do it for that unfathomably low price that you've asked for because I believe in thrift. We're talking about the fact that you're go on straight out cash because we don't believe

in finance. We're not... No. I saw a Facebook, what's it called? Instagram thing and it was like, it was a beautiful Russian woman. She was like, here's what the rich people do. It was a beautiful, I forget who it was. It was a beautiful woman saying this and she was saying...

Wasn't from here. And I think she was from here. I'm mixing that up with a lot of other videos about beautiful. Click here for see. It was a lady going, poor people get a flashy new car on finance and they end up paying more for it than they should. Rich people, if you want to build wealth, you buy a reliable used car straight up. You've got to find the line though of reliable because some

people stretch what reliability is. What are you going on? Well you know I can be like it's reliable it's like $2,000 when you got a family it needs to be a bit more reliable. Well this is I mean the car we have at the moment if it was just me driving around in the Sienna with only one door working and everyone else has to climb through I'd say go for it. But my wife's going to start driving. Well, we're in the back of the car while you were driving. And all your wife is doing, I can see, is imagining how the children could be killed in this car.

That's her mission. Is to try and have them not get. Is to have them not. So she's just sitting there facing the other way. Every time you slam the brakes, she was doing this. She was moving like a booster seat. I was trying to get the feel for. I was driving a little radically to try and get a feel what is the sound like I'm sorry you were slamming the brakes

you're accelerating wildly every time you came like you were coming out of the pits we were having a fun time I hit the freeway in the car he hit the freeway and then he kept going okay you can exit here and then you wouldn't go across the lanes. And then he started to be like, all right, where are we going? At some point he said, there are markers on this car so it knows if it goes to, but I wanted to, you want to know when you're on that freeway. It was interesting because you, so it was the three of us, which I didn't know why it's

awkward because you and your wife and then I come in and we're talking about how much you're gonna spend and whatnot. And then I left and I told you, sometimes I thought I'd let you go because I wanted to allow you to be a dickhead. Yeah. Because no one really wants to be mean to a sales guy in front of a friend.

I didn't wanna be mean, but I will say. In the exchange, you've gotta be firm with these people because otherwise they sell you some door protectors. Come up here $2,000 more than you want to pay and I'm going this is the amount and then I found one uptown which I might go and have a look at after this podcast the hail damage car. Love that. Love a bit of hail damage down here in Texas. Well we had a big storm. Now I want to talk about this, Amos Gill, possible, possible relocation to Austin, no? Yeah, no, no, listen, we wanted to make it happen.

I got my girlfriend coming in a week and I need to, I was just saying to someone the other day, I need to treat this visit with her coming to Austin, the way Gavin Newsome treated Xi Jinping coming to San Francisco. You gotta get rid of that. I have to stage manage this city. I'm going to need a lot of help.

I'm going to be paying the homeless to just wander two streets over. How do we polish this turd? I need this to be... She's from the Politburo coming to Austin to check up on how it's going out here. Something must be done to clean up the streets and... No, we'll take her to the best places. Take her to the museum places take her to the museum it's a great museum we needed somewhere to hike the comedy club will

show the hiking we'll take her to the the springs the cool clear crystal waters off the truth the truth is I've you really have to because I'm she's sacrificing for me to come here yeah outside of the comedy there's not a lot for a person who's not doing standup. I don't know if this is for them, particularly in the high summer. High summer is a bad time to show up. Dog, I'm going dog.

You're gonna get a dog. You can say, if you move here. The package is, I pay all of the rent and you get a dog. That's big from me, because I've been 50 50 with her and I'm saying, this is for my dream. She wants a dog? Well, yeah, she wants a child. We're going to settle on the dog first. You'd still give her a child?

What kind of dog? What kind of dog? She wants an Australian doodle. Really? You've already got one of those every night. The Leberdoodle? It's an Australian doodle. I'd never heard of it, but she got into a...

What's that? An Australian Shepherd? I think it's Australian Shepherd slash Golden Doodle. Oh man that dog's gonna need a lot of walks it's gonna be hot. To be honest with you it's more than the car you were looking at. We got a, I needed one with hail damage. Wow the Australian Labradoodle. I love this Australian Labradoodle. Isn't it great? What a gay dog what a soft gay dog that couldn't protect you at all. But once shed.

So we're in Texas. We got to, she can get a gun to protect me. I don't need, I mean her protection. My girlfriend's got a big Chevy pickup truck. I drive a Volkswagen. Phil, I'm looking at the Volkswagen now. Soft boy. I didn't realize the Volkswagen was a sort of a fate drive.

Well I have the family car, I just don't have the family so I'm ready. If anything just to fill those seats. I will buy your car. You can have my Tiguan. Amos doesn't believe in getting cars serviced because it makes them weak. Well I like to personify the cars. And so I believe if you service the car it becomes dependent. This is clearly just you moving to America and not going to the doctor as much and not getting as... you live in America you know if I need medical care here I'm not getting it. Better not get sick. That's how I feel. Did I ever tell you? I've told you before about what happened to me with medical care here. You haggled over the cost of new teeth. No no I got an impacted wisdom tooth

that was so bad I went to a dentist, I sat in a chair, we didn't talk price, they whisked me away for an emergency surgery, and then right before they commenced with the laughing gas, they go, a pricing representative will see you now. And this guy with the clipboard came in, and it was $9,000 to take out one tooth. And I just like ripped off the bib,

and gave back the funky glasses. And I said, this is outrageous. Nine thousand, I could fly home first class and get this done for that price. And they didn't seem to care about my story about Australian healthcare versus American healthcare. They just wanted the money. But I left furious and then the pain got worse. And so I went on Australians in LA Facebook page and someone said, here's

the number of a man He's an Iranian University professor. Oh and he will operate on you at UCLA at 2 a.m He goes into the student lab and you give him $300 and he takes it in cash in cash So I had an array. Do you have to keep this secret or is this a legit... You're not meant to dab on him but it was some years ago now. I think he's probably been removed by ice. If I'm looking at the news correctly today.

So we're seeing today the riots in Los Angeles and I was so opposed to the riots I thought this is evil. I saw the cars on fire. Only the waymos. Yes, that they're waymos, that they're driverless cars and I thought hold up I like these I'm with them they're going against the techno feudalism coming I know and told me this is an anti techno feudalist rally but also it is immigrants taking out machines that are taking their jobs so the immigrants are

looking out for us there mmm what's it called? That's Juan's job. Steve, someone has a bit of it. That's finally the aliens got fighting the the robots, robots versus aliens. Man, there was a movie about that, I think. It was Alien vs Predator. Oh, yeah. Which people are saying was Elon Musk first, Donald Trump. Sam, the aliens were predators. They gag all the time. Super predators.

I want to tell you, listen as a story about your kids. Yes, if you don't use their names, that's perfectly fine. So you're three kids and it's been really nice. It's been really nice to me to be here cause I've spent some time with your kids and you get to know them all differently. There's some kids you prefer on the first meeting.

Sure. Cause they're like the louder ones. And then after spending three, four days, you get to know the different personalities. Some people are slow growers. Slow growers, yeah. And so all of them have had a great time. Now we've been playing hide and seek while you were away and they love to hide in the

shoe closet and they like me to come find them in the shoe closet and then they lock the door and they go, smell daddy's shoes. It's a stinky closet. It's a stinky closet. And I was with your... Saying I have a whole closet for shoes makes it sound like we're doing better than we are. It's not a melda marcos type situation. There's a cupboard under the stairs. Three shoes in there. We have our shoes. This is like six shoes. I mean three shoes because many of them unmatched. I was pretty annoyed today when I went to go and put on... I have a couple pairs of brown shoes

and one of each has gone away. But this was the funniest thing to me is your middle, one of your son, he says to me, smell daddy's shoe. And I go, I play along. They're losing it. I sent you the video. And I'm like, I'm killing it. They found it so funny. They found it so funny every time I'd sniff the shoe. So I sniffed the shoe and the gag got a little old and so they go smell mummy's shoe and your wife was in the kitchen and I had to say to your kids well no I'm not gonna smell mummy's shoe. Why not? Why can't you smell mummy's shoe? You see a woman's shoe has a... The is kids. I can't tell you about a foot finish I want to and because I want to I can't it's such a lose-lose though

Because if I grab your mom's shoe and go poor it's very offensive about your mom who's right there But if I don't make a big song and dance definitely come on to my wife Yes, if you my husband's away and you go. Oh, yeah to my wife. Yes, if you my husband's away and you go, Oh, yeah, I go. Where's this? Give me more. Hey, kids, let me sniff your shoes. That is no longer funny. No, then you have to leave. Then you've got to find another place to stay in. I felt in a real bind there. They do that a lot. I mean, there's but now I want kids. Do you know that you've seen that I've seen it? Well, because think what's great about Austin, and other people wouldn't say this, but the

options are always sort of big cities. It's like London, New York, LA is all I've ever thought about for standard. Yeah. But that's how our budgets are. That's how we were raised. It's a small little place. Sydney. And then here it's like, oh, I can have a house and kids.

And a hail damaged car that I drive to the mothership and make a living I'm can't believe they're not letting me know about a deal on that hail damaged car so the other time I did I went with a friend to a car yeah garage to buy to buy one was I'm not gonna name the comedian but he used me as a barter stick. What, he offered, you said, Amos? No, he didn't trade. I wasn't being horse traded. But I was.

Check out this gift horse. Look him in right in the mouth. This guy's visa's got three months left to go. You give him a job. He brought me in and he starts talking. He was at Russell Westbrook Auto. OK. You're ashamed of the automotive company. And they weren't giving him the deal that he liked, and he thought they were trying to upsell and whatnot and then he just sort of snapped and goes

Are you? Making up you still beeping on this no beeps are out, but the swears are in so it swears about to come here we go You trying to make it come out of me. Oh my friend. I didn't know that No, that was fine. It's probably not it one's fine, honestly. It's probably fine. It's not going on YouTube, so it's fine. Are you trying to make him in front of my friend? I bring my friend down here from another country, and then you're trying to make me look like

a little beta male and stumble over me. Are you trying to embarrass me in front of a friend? Did this work? The guy goes, I'm not, sir, I'm not, I'm just, this is just the price. You need the mud guard and the, uh, the, the, the low tag was it low jack or whatever, some system that track this theft and that theft is like, mate, the only theft I need to be tracked is the theft you're doing right here.

I was not talking like this to my guy. I want the sticker price and I don't want to be fucked over and you've wasted my time. My friend can see- You're now using such a strong Australian accent. I have to believe this is an Australian comedian. Mate, he was Antipodian. Hmm. Tell me more about-

Restart me. I was gonna say. Tell me more about this man who was not Jim Jefferies. You see Adam Hills- The snake coming out soon. He took off his false leg and he beat that man, Adam Hills. Adam, you know, I never met him. I don't know if you ever got to meet Adam Hills.

Adam Hills was for a while there, the big Australian success story. He got to go to the UK and host a show about being, it was like a late, you know, Tonight Show, but what if the Tonight Show was only had disabled people on it? Not hard to find in the UK. Oh no, they got a lot of people on disability. Lots of sort of fat northerners. I'm on it. Not hard to find in the UK. Oh no, they got a lot of people on disability.

A lot of fat northerners. I'm on disability. But the car buying. I'm on disability. It's weird because I just said I like the Volkswagen. They don't call it being on disability in the UK. They call it um, Cripple Cash. I've got that Cripple Coin.

Cripple Coin would be better. That's the future of disabled benefits. Cripple coin would be better. That's the future of disabled benefits. Cripple coin. Cripple coin into your digital wallet. Crip credits. Oh man, if I could invest in it. You just kind of had to get a car for your kids and I suggested the Atlas and then you were like, okay, let's just like, we're just going to go down and try out one of these

cars. Yeah. Now I can't, I hate you were like, okay, let's just like, we're just going to go down and try out one of these cars. Yeah. No, I can't. I hate cars like the buying of them. It's very high stress. I feel I feel uptight about you. I mean, you told me your idea was you're a celebrity now to offer them a deal to be the face. I said you make the car, a car, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, Volkswagen buzz, which is there. Oh, I don't mind the buzz, but I can't, I'm not doing well. I'm not in buzz money. Yeah, on buzz money. We're still trying to get a proper boat, $500,000 boat. And if I go out there and buy a new electric Volkswagen buzz, say James you've taken the piss have you been to Boston before yeah loved it do you what are those cars they do the two

is on that they drives and then it goes into the water and it's a boat car the I didn't know they did in Boston the quack car the with the the Marine Corps the amphibious vehicle look that up because that's like I don't think that I don't think you can buy that and do it on the road you can buy an amphibious Jeep the water car Boston Boston Duck Tour. Today still need, look this is the car that you could take your family around in. Yeah, it is big. The water car. The water car. Oh that one's, that's a pride one. Happy pride everybody. Hope everyone's feeling proud. Oh man, I wanted to ask you so many things. It's so good to have you on the pod. Thank you. You weren't gonna come on the pod. You didn't want it. You're gonna you're doing your new pod with Jim Jefferies tomorrow.

I was trying to sleep down there because I'm getting I'm sick. I'm sick for a month now. One month. Why? I don't know. You have been sick for a month. I used to have an amazing immune system and I've I got given a flu and I have been sick for a month. I used to get sick but I don't get sick anymore here but I will say in the same month, my wife and I have developed different eating problems. I've become lactose free and she's become gluten free. And it's very sad because our favorite meal together

was a cheese on toast and that's out for different reasons for both of us. So I have to find out what mine is. I ordered a, Anika ordered me a, my partner ordered me a blood test that you do at home. So it gives you a lance, you prick the finger, and then you put it on five blobs on paper. You send it away and they find out what you're allergic to

because I got some big problems since I moved to America. So I gave it a go. Sweet antipodean digestive systems were not built for this sort of treatment. He lanced my finger. I gave it a go. Our sweet antipodean digestive systems were not built for this sort of treatment. It lanced my finger. I did everything they asked. You warm it up, you put it in water, and then you angle it down,

and then it's meant to drip enough blood. I had enough blood for two of five blobs. Then I had to relance, did it again, got enough for three, so I'm too short. There was no more lances, and then I could- You're not meant to reuse a needle, are I know but you get they gave you two and they said oh yeah you you just obviously don't bleed enough so now I'm worried about that like I can't drip out well iron might not be my blood is can like congealed into a paste blood

does not run through his veins but a viscous green slam I'm like a Boston cream. I'm a Berliner. I wish I'd been faster. I was ready. I was thinking, didn't JFK say something? But yeah, I was going to talk to you about cars more, but it's not that interesting. Maybe you have a Jim Jeffries podcast. Do you remember I sued my father?

I wish I hadn't already read you the poem that I wrote about you getting lawsuits from everybody. Well, I know because I bought my... It was a fun thing already, but I bought my dad's book. I bought my dad's book. I bought my dad's book. I bought my dad's book. I bought my dad's book.

I bought my dad's book. I bought my dad's book. I bought my dad's book. I bought my dad's book. I bought my dad's book. I bought my dad's book. I bought my father. I Wish I hadn't already read you the poem that I wrote about you. Well, I know cuz I bought more suits from everybody I'm ready, but I bought my dad's car the Nissan no, I bought a Subaru subi Liberty and I took it from my dad

I paid market rate. So it's not like he went here goes son. He's a yeah He went we'll get the exact amount that it's worth. In fact, I might've paid him. You're doing him a favor. But dad was a, he's a two to three a day pack a day smoker. Or the smell, I remember the smell. It just was an ashtray. And because he would smoke with the air con blaring,

so it was this little like hot box. It's coughing. That just, it would cough out. The whole time, that was terrible because I'm not a smoker. And I drove it around and after having it for a month, one of the parts, I forgot what it was. It might've been the turbo or something completely shit itself. Yeah. And I went and got it fixed and it was three, $4,000 to get this thing fixed. And I said to my dad, you've sold me a lemon. And he goes, yeah, well, I knew it probably had to be replaced soon,

but I taught you a valuable lesson. Caveat emptor, son. Let the buyer beware. When you sued your dad on earlier. You did not, right? Ask any questions about it. You trusted me. Now in the real world, now that you're a man,

I've taught you a valuable lesson there, which is do your own research and double check before you make a big purchase. You can't even trust your own dad. He dressed it like a life lesson. I say the boomers might have had it too easy. My boomer dad sold me a lemon. The fact that they think that... I saw Shaq is not gonna give his kids any money and I thought, Shaq, give your kids some money. You've got to set your kids, maybe in the old world you could just get up in the morning and work hard and it would be okay.

I mean we are, we're two, we started out doing comedy with so many people in Adelaide and to be here with you in America doing it in this level, neither of, I mean you have a house in Australia, you got it from the radio many years ago, it's now worth twice as much. If you had to buy a house in this market, wouldn't be happening. But that's what we have to do to get a humble normal suburban living. Gigastars on the road to gigastardom in America and then I can have a humble comfortable suburban life in Australia. It shouldn't have to be that hard for people. The boomers had all this benefit and now, unfortunately for us, they're taking the wrong lessons which was, well, we had to work hard and our parents are very strict on us.

And so the true gift I have to give to you is that I'm not going to give you anything. And you go, but that, the market conditions have changed now. Tech feudalism is here. Like if you don't have a house at this point, you realize they don't want private ownership anymore. They do want us to be in rental boxes and shipping. That's where the market is. Yes. So why help me get out of that. At least all I'm asking is for you to help me have the same opportunities you have. If that's possible. I am thinking about if I did have a lot

of money it would be very tempting to buy up a huge amount of land and become a sort of big fat. Can you hear me out on this? Do you know, nowadays, now that I'm, now that I'm earning more, I'm not again, not earning enough to have the shoe closet of my dreams. But now when I watch It's a Wonderful Life or that wonderful Cripple with the Bank making some savvy moves. Jimmy Stewart always getting in his way like a bum.

Let me ask you this. Yeah. Is it right though? Big cities that we want to live in. Yeah. Cool cities. Is anyone entitled to live in these ultimately? Isn't it meant to be a place where the sort of the most successful go to in there?

Now, I think, I think if you're from is it. Hey, listen. Yeah, sure. Sure. But we're from Adelaide. We're from Australia's fifth most successful city and it's the sixth most expensive city in the world. Why don't we have a group of 20 of your peers, friends?

Yeah. We all go west or wherever that is? We're here. We have. Exactly, but think of all the coastline where you could move to a very, very cheap place. No sir. And start your own community,

which would ultimately have better food, better shops, because younger, cooler people. What you're asking is that we start up Carthage. You wanna leave, you wanna get out of Phoenicia. You wanna buy Phoenicia, and we go from, we start. you want to get out of Phoenicia, you want to buy Phoenicia and we go from start. That's a shirt. That's the Carthage podcast we do it's called Buy Phoenicia. Oh now I love the sea people. Here's a problem, I was in a green room and all these people are talking about Bronze Age civilizational collapse and I go well you know it's the sea people. Here's the problem. I was in a green room and all these people were talking about Bronze Age civilizational collapse. And I go, well you know it's the sea people.

And people look at me like I'm an idiot. People don't know that I studied the classics. And I don't think they know about the sea people. But the name of the sea people is such that it sounds like a dumb gag. Where you go, what are the sea people? If you say something like- Well, it makes it too modern, because it's like, we're turning the sea people around right now in rubber boats. The boat people, if you say the Phoenicia, you know, with the Phoenicia,

they go, aye, it's a big word. If you go, sea people, Australian accent, showing up and going- The sea people. I don't think you guys have paid enough notice to the role of the sea people in civilizational collapse. I sound like an, I have no idea. And the sea people is just, we only know that

from the Egyptian drawings, right? The enormous Egyptian chiseling, because they're the only ones who survived the attack. They absorbed the attack of the sea people. So I guess for us, as Los Angeles residents, it'll be memes of what's happening right now on the streets. Somehow I think LA will

survive. I'll survive this. Somehow. Is it in LA or is it in LA? It's in LA. Wow. I mean I always wanted to be here for rights. An Australian journalist was shot by a rubber bullet. Yeah we saw that footage that's poor for they just pivoted and shot her and the cameraman goes you've shot a journalist and she goes, oh Show me in the back. Why'd you shoot me in the bum? Oh No, but as Aussies who live here It's got that we're not gonna hear the end of this because my family are truly mystified that we choose to be here at this Point well that everyone's afraid of it and I must say in Austin today only the normal level of civil disobedience by the miscreants. I never feel bad here, I never feel unsafe or anything. I mean I

would love it would be a weird I'll be hopefully the riots will still be going next month when I'm in Los Angeles and maybe from one of maybe from splash mountain I'll be able to look down and see a Waymo on fire. Could you ever see a circumstance in which you would loot? Hmm. How much lootinoting has to be on before you get out there? I think as an observant Catholic it would be difficult for me to... now I could sack! Loot versus sack. No, no, no. To loot? This is a good essay for the spectator. Looting is evil and wrong, but to sack, that's a necessary component of keeping the war going. And I must say, in wars now, people don't sack the way they used to. It used to be, you would go in there, the king, very handily, you would knock over his

kingdom and he would have a box of gold, you know? And you would use that to keep the arm with the war, could keep on for a long time. Soldiers off. Now you got to take over the mineral resources. You got to set up mines. You got to have trade policy. You would sack to pay the men to carry on with the rape.

Because it was a lot of now. A pen pillage. Now war crime and not worth it. You know, they're really here. See, I was thinking thinking about the rioting and the people used to have to be worried about rioting and that the strength of the rioter has stayed roughly the same you know your ability to do damage as a rioter. Rock, Molotov. Rock, even a gun but you know just bros hanging out. The power of the government to put down a revolution, I mean, they got robot dogs.

They got, they've got drones in the sky that can explode. Palantir just buys out every top podcaster and tells them, come out there. There's nothing wrong. They just buy out those, what are those podcasts about porn? What's that guy that roots,

he gets his wife rooted in it. Yes, he did, he did Matt and Shane's podcast. Adam 22. Well we don't want to put out too much, I don't want to endorse his name, but Adam 22 is his name. He used to be a rap, he used to interview rappers and now he has sex. Is he a fed? They always say he's a fed, that like Palantir and all these other companies are going to these major podcasts to put narratives out. They're saying he's a... they're saying the man who has sex with women on camera is being paid by the government to spread a narrative. Yeah, I hear this. That's who I get my politics from. They keep calling him fed. He's a fed. I'm not involved in it. This is the man who was allowed himself to be cuckolded. Yes, he cuckolds himself with his wife. For money. And there wasn't enough money in being cuckolded

so he's also getting the government to compromise him. It's also, I can't be on my phone and I want to stay informed. I like looking at what's out there for the culture. I'm genuinely devastated about something. You can cut this. James Brayshaw's son is I'm not gonna cut this at all. There's Brayshaw's son There's marrying one of these Bonnie blue your favorite football comment. I'm fucking devastated about this James Brayshaw Who favorite Aussie rules football commentator James Brayshaw, but just all yours commentator He hosts a personality Americans who don't know he hosts an Aussie radio show about our sports, which was called The Rub, which got me through my teens and twenties.

It was a very big show for us. Big jocular men. I guess it's a little bit like the Australian version of the show with Shaq and Charles Barkley. Sports? Big pros, that one on TNT. If it was more relaxed, they were also, they're just attacking each other.

Just attacking each other, But so fucking funny. James Brayshaw sort of held court with all of these huge personalities and ripped the PI double five PI double five out of everybody. Now his son is married to a woman called Annie Knight or getting married to woman called Annie Knight who does this Bonnie blue light where she had sex with 580 men in one sitting and one lying down She posted a thing saying you know my supportive boyfriend

She had to stop halfway because the bleeding was out of control 581 men and she goes my supportive boyfriend was a way working the minds Which by the way if you're if you're going to do that to his psyche does he have to be done dark pit both metaphorically and physically need he be down there hacking away at the earth while his soul is being completely ripped apart and apparently he texted her so proud of you today good luck oh make me proud here's this is all I'm saying. I know what you're saying. The peony was a mistake.

No, well, you're saying more than that because we've spoken about this at some length. It's the trip. The big thing about the triple M is that that show, they would, they would go people for the smallest, literally. I saw your son. This is the sort of bar that you would, you would get roasted for. I saw your son wearing a weird hat. No, no, bristle. A bucket. I saw your son wearing a weird hat. No!

No, Bristle! A bucket hat! A bucket hat! A bucket hat! How are you letting him get about in that? You gotta have a word to your boy if you're wearing the bucket hat. But he was fishing! It was a fishing hat!

It was not a fishing hat! Now tell me, this can't be true, Chief. It can't be true. It can't be. Your nephew, is it correct that he is driving a new car? I got some mail across my desk today that has shaken the program to its core. We may never recover from this one

because this is an all in. I don't wanna say it. I don't wanna do that to the show. Well, I'm gonna say it. No, don't, don't. No! Look, boys, the demo would pipe in. I think we've gotta run for the integrity of what we do

and for the craft and for the triple M brand and for the listeners and for the family. It's about honesty. It's a 360 degree feedback session where we keep each other honest by giving proper direct feedback to make sure that we all are representing the colors. It was the smallest thing.

Literally, I remember the month they spent on Brian Taylor having dyed his hair to remove some of the greys. They wouldn't let him get away. And now one of their members Danny Froli had a tooth that got knocked out replaced and they were like, Oh no, the old male model spud. But your son is dating a woman who's getting plowed by 500 dudes in a day. And this is national news.

And we're not talking about this at all. Triple M has been killed for me because the rub cannot go on if JB's son is allowed to be cuckolding on mass. Couple of rubs going on down there at the old rub studio. Not the sort of rub we were thinking about. It's I find that here's this Bonnie Blue and this, I mean, the fact that it's, first of all, if you're the first one to do it, you make a name, sort of well done, trailblazer. Obviously it's wrong, but it's a, when you're the second or the third or the fourth to get a thousand in a day or whatever,

I mean, why are we glamorizing a war crime? What we're describing here is something that the Russian army might've lined up and done to the the sweet Are you saying there was a there was a woman in Berlin that had this done to her and she has no evidence I Mean, it does seem to me to be wrong and bad that we're getting off to Well, I but you know, I mean there's run in a truck Listen, you know me I'm more secular than you.

I have been. This gives you the hippie. It gives me, it gives me beyond. The hippie. I've, I've filled so because I look at that woman's face. It's plastic. It's everywhere. And what I don't get is why does like the advertiser, the Sydney morning, Harold, all the big papers just plug it repeatedly. We keep clicking on it. They drive, because we keep clicking on it. But at what point does a major newspaper go? We might not. I don't think the New York Times have done it. Yes, well we see the- All the news that's fit to print.

A problem with the Murdoch press is that they will cover the, she's an enterprising young business woman. But her eyes are like, really, I do see a serpent. Who would have thought that getting railed by folks. I've done the maths. We're talking 40 seconds a guy that none of them are getting there. No, no one's coming. Yeah. Well, I mean, just the parking alone on that.

All right. That's it. I think that would be the thing that stops me from participating in more than anything is circling around whatever that studio is and going, I can't get a part. The mattress has to be in the middle of a minor league baseball. So if there's enough parking. You didn't do that Bonnie Blue thing, did you? No, I didn't. I couldn't get a spot. I circled the block for age. I went forever. Next time I'll do it, I'll get a lift.

It genuinely is devastating. But you know, I mean, I contribute to have you seen the videos? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not of the actual act. I saw a video which was just sort of a Aussie dad. Oh, and he was like this lady good, good, good lass. You know, she was a nice young girl and, and yeah, good on her. And she's doing pretty well for herself there. And I came from Melbourne and I've made a trip of it.

And we went down here in, where did we go? We went to a restaurant there on the beach. And then I met young Annie today and yeah, yeah, I'll be back to Melbourne. Everything you're saying is breaking my heart. That was sadder to me than watching the war crime actually take place. It was this man who's made it seem like he was going to watch the Gold Coast Suns.

It's so bleak. Wimble dog is out now on the Patreon. I'm sorry. It makes me upset. It really makes me upset as well. Wimble dog. And that's why I said from the moment the bikini was made legal. This is the natural endpoint.

I was driving through northern Wisconsin with CJ and we listened to the radio and we listened to a Golden Oldies radio station and they're playing rock and roll and they're saying how much rock and roll was hated when it first came out. There were protests, there were riots, people banned the bikini, they banned rock and roll, and they've got the people going, you know, it's like Hitler Youth showing up to these rock and roll concerts, so entranced today by the force of personality, and this is bad for public morals, and CJ's going, I can't, can you believe they used to say this stuff? And I'm there going, it all came came to pass. Yeah it did. Is it too late

to ban rock and roll music if this is where it ends? Are we saying, oh it's a shock that these people were prescient? They saw it coming. I mean you drive through some some bad areas on that drive. Let me tell you I've seen some, I saw some bad areas on that drive. Shut it down. Ban drums. You and I. Ban drums. Ban them. Forever you and I have said, going a long way back here, that to be Christian or just conservative is to be punk. We said this years ago and now obviously that's come to pass a bit. But degeneracy still goes on and you need to be able to shock and that's why there's

this I have sex with a thousand people. Let's have a just quick forecast here. What is left? What depths are left to plumb? The bum, you know, that's how you get to 2000. You got one in the pink, one in the stink, one in the mouth, one in each hand. Any business, you go for efficiency after you've got the product. Just pumping through. We started watching. It's near what it is. It's robots. We started watching, excuse me, excuse me. It's to make it like a factory line. It's how Swiss cheese is getting made in the future. I started watching Severance last night.

I'd never seen Severance before. Made me feel so sad about office jobs and all the office jobs I've ever had. I've become too emotional. Maybe I've become too sensitive over this. Now, Gilly, I'm waiting on a used car. I can't be thinking about a used, in the miles on that lady. Boy. What I would give for a bit of hail damage instead of.

Oh, yeah, this one, I talked to the manager, but this one, this one's been through a bit. Amos Gill, it's been a joy having you here. I'm sorry. I think I must to the manager, but this one's been through a bit. Amos Gill, it's been a joy having you here. I think I must end the podcast because I've become too emotional. You know, and I- I'm sorry, I brought- No, no, no, no, you were right to do it. It's happening in the news at the moment

and people must know, people must be made aware. I can't go on my phone anymore. Why, because it's all- I don't want, because I don't even, I don't want to see any of it. No. Really, I don't want to see any of it. I'm trying to make a plan to be off the tick.

What? Okay, seriously, for where we are professionally, we have basically the same job, stand up comedian, we're touring, headlining, whatever, stand up comedians. We get offers from people. We have people who can handle that for us now, whose job it is to, I could have one phone call a week and I could say, that's where you get in touch with me about the opportunities. I don't have a smartphone, anyone else is posting. I'm off it. I'm done.

Well, I get no benefit from it at all anymore. The map, here's what is required to genuinely, because we might have to, we might have to sacrifice a little quality of life, but let's right now, music and podcasts and things of that nature, I'm going to say just call it Spotify. I don't know. I know there's audio sex on Spotify as well. You can find them. They're out there.

I've not gone for any spoken word. Well, they're out there. I'm just letting you know they're out there. But I assume I'm immune from that. So Spotify wants something that can do that. GPS, very important. Texting, texting, I want to be able to text. Uber?

Well that was, so I had this flip phone, Uber, I had this flip phone for a time and that is Uber kept crashing and that was the problem. Okay, so what about, what if we do this for Uber? But it did run Uber. Uber. I have this flip phone for a time and that is Uber kept crashing and that was the problem. Okay, so what about what if we do this for a bit? It did run Uber. Uber should have a phone number and yes sends the car closest to you if you don't want to be a smartphone user. Yes and you can not get taxi and I would say I mean they could do that with AI voice they wouldn't have to hire anybody right? Yeah but we don't yeah we don't need I don't really need anything other than that. I've taken to being off this I have been reading a lot more I Told I asked you this is your you know, there's so much more about me that about religion Why is it that I physically see?

Demons in all of these things now. That's the only way that it works for me. You literally see I have to see things as demons Yeah, but I see snakes But women are appearing as snakes I can't... That's... I've not personally had very much experience of that happening. Is this a Yulian thing? Yeah.

Or it's... you've been given the gift of prescience to detect Satan. You literally see women as snakes now. Not all women. You see a woman and you think you see a snake. In that serpent-like... Are you literally see women as snakes now? You see a woman and you see a snake that's in that serpent in the sex industry You see just that but like also certain individuals you hang out with who you know are going to lead you to a certain dark place dark energies I Really am feeling this I am saying have gone in an interesting direction Yeah, well, that's a gift and... No, but now I feel it physically where I walk into a place and I feel like there's a sunshine here on my skin and there's other places that they fuel my scaly skin.

Does this house give you the snake feeling or the warmth? It's a sun feeling. I'm glad to provide some sun feeling. You know, children, positivity. Home cooked, conversation. You don't come to your house and have the TV on and you're sucked into that for five, six hours. But I will be playing this Hollow Knight video game and I will be sucking it. I tried to show you kids DuckTales and then you convinced them instead to watch you play a video game. I was quite disappointed in that. I just watch you play a video game. I was quite disappointed in that.

I just wanted to play the video game. We've only got one television in our room. I thought you had an issue with me showing your kids DuckTales because it was about a man who was in love with money. No, no. I'm a big Scrooge McDuck fan. I'm being a little Scrooge McDuck in this. Get in touch with me about the car for goodness sake. Hey, can we get rid of me saying about seeing people as demons? I feel like that might have been my Tucker Carlson moment where he said he was attacked by a demon in the night. No, I think it's beautiful.

And I love Tucker and I think it was just his dog. But I wouldn't say that to him. Well, you're speaking metaphorically. No, of course. No, you're not. Let people know. Who doesn't? But at this point...

Think about it. Think about it. Can I leave it in? I'd like to leave it in. Yeah, leave it in. I'd just like to be a little bit more... I'm still a little out of it. I just am more aware than... and a lot of people are feeling this way with the... religion's kind of coming back because we are sort of bottoming out in culture.

Yes. Okay, and you can feel that and it's a little scary and you're looking for some kind of signs of order again. Yeah. And boundaries. Thousand fellas in a day up inside James Brace Shaw's son's girlfriend and you go, give me a, give me something on a Sunday morning to balance this out, please. And I've said this to you forever. Like going to a school that had was so strict. I loved as an Aquinas boy I loved to be

Cheeky naughty kid at a private school Catholic private you've got to have the structure of the school without bell against without the Christian brothers there Okay, you're telling off but yeah deep down. Well, like you're a good kid It wouldn't feel good to just be bad all the time. I was a shirt untucker and a tie loosener. And that was a big problem at my school. Shirts untucked, the tie is loose. But then you can- McCann! That's why casual day was enjoyable,

but now, I mean, I don't have to go into this area, but if I could be given, I wanna be branded as a fascist, but I want a uniform. I tell you- Just for each day. One of the sad things about the school where I went is they used to have cross-dressing day. So last day of terms is the boys would wear the girls clothes and girls wear the boys clothes.

And the school didn't like officiate this. Yeah, but it's just like there was a day where all the boys would turn up in the dresses and all the girls would show up in like ties and blazers and you just swap with a girl who's a similar size, the pants, we'd do a full swap. Which was originally a female thing. Pants? Yeah.

Yes, in the- For horse riding. So dirt didn't get up. All right. That's what I heard. I'm not gonna lie to you. In the Orient. This is what we'd cross dress.

And the kids would just, the school didn't say it's cross dressing day, the kids would just do it. It was a known thing during muck up week, last week of term, we all doing crazy stuff. That was one of the things. And the school managed to stamp it out and get rid of it. Now the school had wanted to get rid of it forever, right?

But there came a time culturally where they could. And I think they did it because it was like, it's somehow offensive to people who actually want to do that. Like you start having people actually made it to be like homophobic or something like, Oh, I'm a girl. I'm a dress. And they were like, no, some people do want to do that. But people had, so as soon as people started doing it officially, and it's like, this is, it's saying this was Daniel, this is now Danielle and Danielle wears the girls uniform and that's fine now nobody else can do it for fun because we've said this is serious and I say this in my

show in Australia sometimes is drag in Australia is so beloved by the arts community boy but when I was growing up drag was done by the footy show and those same people Sam Newman was showing up, it's bass and mocking people. It's the same thing. You used to be able to have a little fun when something becomes something. It was Monty Python. They made it about if you can't do it, some people will kill themselves. And that really makes something.

I mean, Prince was just a bit, Prince liked the, Prince was having fun with it. Wearing his high heels because he was short. Wearing a blouse. That was the key. Because he looked nice in it. He was being silly. The height was a having fun with it. Wearing his high heels because he was short. Wearing a blouse. Because he looked nice in it. He was being silly. The height was a big part of it. Height was a big part of getting away with the heels. Now Shaq's wearing heels.

But you look back at the like the footy show, like even the Monty Python stuff, there was a lot of men dressed as a woman and it wasn't- It's funny. It was just funny. Why is that? Why have they tried to tell us that it's not funny? But Drag has killed the funny.

Di Medna, the greatest drag queen of all time. They've killed the funny now. By putting it into the schools and. It takes it away from me, the ability to put on a dress on stage. I would love to put on a dress and be, ha ha ha, he's wearing a dress. Now it's, oh we better be quiet. We better pay him the respect. James, James is finally coming to terms with himself.

They have to read into it like that. I have big issues with drag. It pisses me off. It's so shit. It's just karaoke. And it gets awards at all the festivals. Yeah. It's a whole thing.

They have one dance move. Have I told you the bit that I do that never does that well? What? Which is I go, how come every time- I like to drag them around the back of my car. And everyone goes, good Lord, Gilly, stop that. They're not dead, it's through a field. The bit is, every time you go to a drag show,

it's always a man dressed as a woman. He's called Tara Hyman. He's overtly sexual. Sorry. He's extremely sexy. I didn't know that was coming. Look at my clit, I got titties or whatever, look at my big titties. I've never gone to a drag show and they say coming to the stage now it's Mary Curie and a man who dresses up as a woman with a lab coat and goes sorry guys I'm just doing a bit of an appearance I'm back to the lab and turns turns around Okay, no, they couldn't do that. Mary Curie would come onto a drag show and go. Yeah. Hello boys Mary Curie, so I just been working with radiation and that's what gave me these big tumor titties

I was I don't think we've spoken about that but I I gotta tell you I Was waiting to try and work in I got bigger boobs from radiation two matete's took it was better but I was thinking how do we get her to have a mighty badonkadonk and buzzy buzzy's with radium which is why she was originally doing all that that was superpower. That was the boob job in the 1920s. She had to be exposed to radiance. Very sad.

Her husband, was she lesbian? I don't know, she loved her husband. But obviously Virginia Woolf loved her husband and her sexuality. We are just ambling along here as we wait for this man. What was his name? Lorenzo? Will Lorenzo give you the offer for the car? I might have to. For your family? Just drive off to. I mean I need a car. I can't have this car anymore. It's interesting because you, let me pitch this to you as your business manager. You record a lot of the podcast in the car.

Sorry, someone's just drawn a poster. Sorry, I was on a road. Back home now. Response coming and I like it. It's like your studio as well, you know that. The car is my studio. So I'm working on the cover for the new book of poems and the collection afterwards. And not enough people are liking the Wimbledon picture.

They're sending 500 Marines to Los Angeles right now. Yeesh. Yeesh. Yeesh. All I can think, how does this help me get booked at the store? Well thank you to everybody who, thank you to everybody who's listened to the podcast today. I have a song to play now and it's about Ronald Reagan and aliens. Check out Amos Gill at a bit of Amos Gill and on the Jim Jeffries and Amos Gill podcast. What you know I want to plug? Yeah you can plug that yeah sure. What's it called? It's called What's Happening? It's called At This

Moment. At This Moment. Get on there, get on the Instagram and... I would have called it What's Happening Now? I know we can still do what's happening now. What's happening now? Oh, I'm sorry, I really bummed everything out with that Addy Night stuff. That's alright. I'm stressed out about the car, you're stressed out about being one of the guys who went and had a sex intercourse. The guy was not there. Not even going to guess and on that. No, yes, and. No, I didn't do that.

I wouldn't. Oh, you know, listen to all podcasts. What was what was very, was very soothing is Amos when he was about 10 years ago, Amos got his first big break in Australian show business, which was on a children's television program called Wacky World Beaters, where he went around the world with Amber Lee Lobo, was that her name?

Amber Lee Lobo. Amber Lee Lobo, and they would compete in a series of challenges, and they made a TV show for kids that my kids are now finally old enough to watch and enjoy. And it's Amos dressed in a in a big pudding costume, wrestling in the gravy. You know what? Wacky Wilbette is it's out now on YouTube and it deserves a bigger audience. If you've got kids you know and I can see people going maybe I

should show my kids a buddy. What? What's that? I think they got excited about the Wacky Wilbette and stuff. Oh yeah. Well, one of your kids liked it. The other two watched one and a half episodes and then said this, your son, I don't think realized that it was me. Yeah.

He comes up to me and whispers in my ear, can you change the channel when daddy's not looking? I was like, hold on man, you're asking me, you're telling me the show is bad and I am the star. I just didn't have a beard back then. This is boring. Your son whispers in my ear in front of you the whole time, he's, dad, dad, let me change the job. Convince him to put on a better show.

My daughter loved it. My daughter's more in the age demographic. Yeah, it was awesome. It was actually really good. You know what's really cool about it? I've never watched it with kids and that's what it's for. It was getting good little laughs. I got some laughs and it made me feel better about it because I just thought I can only see it through my eyes. I was like, God, I wasn't very funny and that sucked. God, that was dreadful. And then you see kids laughing. You go, Oh, okay. It was for something. And you don't only watch the first few

episodes. We watched some episodes I think you hadn't watched. I always thought that I... It was okay. there was one scene. I thought kids would be of age now and would message me like, hey I grew up on your show, but I think it didn't, it only did 18 episodes. I had always envisaged being at a bar and a girl being like, are you silly Gilly from Wacky Wilb, and you just make me like, yes I am baby. Never happened. One of my favorite scenes is you're doing a foam run in Hong Kong. Is it in Hong Kong? Taiwan.

It's in Taiwan. You're doing a foam run in Taiwan where they have lots of foam. And the show, you said before a certain scene came on, you said the show had run out of budget at this point and I had to do my own makeup and I only knew how to use bronzer. So I just used a lot of bronzer. Yeah, I was the Persian face. Well, it's you running around in the streets of Taiwan looking stunningly as one. I was a Taiwanese.

I was very South East Asian. You looked... It was so bad. And you have these... You were going out drinking at night and your face would puff up. And then all of a sudden this instance where you have Asian skin and tiny puffy, I have like a Slavic head when I drink, my eyes sort of like, you know how the Russians, there's those Russians with the Asian influence.

Yeah. And they shrink into the back of your head. And I've got these big cheeks. So my eyes go missing. And so if I went drinking while I was recording this, the next day you couldn't see my eyes and they would say kids need to see eyes to window to the soul. You really need them. So think for about a quarter of the show they put me in wacky glasses because they said my eyes were very clearly bloodshot and puffy from getting on the sword.

Wacky world beaters out now. Wimble Dog out now on the James Donald Fultz McCain Canada Mariana Plan Patreon. James Donald Fultz McCainakan, Ken Amaran playing Patreon. James Donal Fultzbakan, music at now on the Spotify. And here is a new song. I couldn't help but one point in our discussions with, privately with General Secretary Gorbachev. When you stop to think we're all God's children, wherever we may live in the world. I couldn't help but say to him,

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