The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan - goodbye chicken - ft. Amos Gill

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

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Thank you for listening to this episode of the James Donald Forbes-McCand-Catamaran plan. If you'd like to listen to bonus episodes, go sign up to the Patreon. That's patreon.com. Clom? Ah, we f***ed it. Anyway, you'll, look, you'll find a way. Catalan home! Do you know the etymology of the word futility?

It actually, no one knows where that word comes from. Many linguists have wasted their lives in the effort. It actually comes from a Latin. word meaning leaky. Anyway, these are, these are uneven in quality. You know, they say, do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Counter-argument, do what you love as a job and it will poison what you love. You'll make compromises to extract monetary value from the thing you love and soon enough you won't love it anymore. Stamps.com. No, we can't get any Stams.com. You know, sadly on the podcast, someone was, because it's programmatic advertising,

I'm not in charge of it, someone was doing, um, there was birth control advertisements and people wrote to me and said, do you know they're doing birth control advertisements? So anyone out there thinking of using birth control, who might have heard a birth control advertisement, let me just say, no, no, no, no. Excuse me. Idea for a podcast, present as conventional radio show, but instead of pop music, it uses obscure national anthems, countries that do not exist anymore, And, like, Russian republics and states, the music is free. I don't like that one, I was listening to some of the Oblast music. What was the Prussian anthem?

Fun, fan, fan on the Autobahn. In week at 9-a-9, Sig Prussia, please. Bitter. In Wikipedia, I found out that many republics of Russia have their own national anthems. Well, that one's related. to the other one, so I don't know my that to there. Do you know the word suzerain? It's the counterpart to the word

vassal, suzerin, suzeran. Oh man, the joy has come out of the cards this week. It's been a busy week. I was doing, I did shows in Buffalo. I thought I was all over the place for them. I'm really trying to get this ready as a show, the stand-up.

I've got shows in Tulsa and Oklahoma this week, and, don't want to be a distraction from the cards. Well, if you would chime in and help any of the cards be funny. I didn't know if I was meant to be involved in the card. I don't know. You told me the cards speak for themselves. I thought they did.

They do not. Today I realized I walked past Chaucer's grave when I was in London without realizing it. That's all I've written for that one. Well, you know, you can actually go and see the early manuscript in the Huntington Gardens in Pasadena, California. Chaucer? They love. The Canterbury Tales, I think it's a

second print. There's a bit at the start of the Canterbury Tales that makes me laugh where he's talking about a woman who's spilt food down her front and is picking crabs off, like, not crabs, crumbs. New York is killing me.

I've only been here for a day and I'm exhausted. We went for one walk. I can hear a siren going in the background. We walked around on the roof, hoping that we would find like a cool, and I could go down on the street and shoot it from above and it just wasn't working.

I was so looking for an exciting visual element that I was thinking of holding up my phone number against your window and hoping a neighbour looked over and talking to them on the phone and, you know, popping a camera here and maybe doing it at their house. But we don't know any of these people. It's an anonymous city. Well, we went to my roof, the 40th floor, and we looked into a lot of people's lives. We did. We're quite assassinateable. That was your thought.

That was my takeaway. I could get killed. by these people I could kill them you really see their whole life everyone's so atomized and alone

also their life is so dull no one having vibrant strange sexual you know that's not it's all the sin of sloth just people

I mean I guess if people looked in and saw what we were doing they would think it was dull but ugh another one I hope mum done

he gets rid of white podcast bros idea start a publishing house I just found out the sun also rises by Hemingway is out of copyright

so I could just like like write some essays at the start of these books and have a publishing house. And then when people go to buy their book, I'm getting the money. I could write an essay at the start of the Sun or Soir Rises and just say, you know, man, that guy's dig done work. Crazy. That's the James McCann edition. But I'm getting, you know what I'm saying?

It's a business idea. Can I give you my business idea? I do want to hear it. This is more charity. Okay. So I walk the city that I live in now for four weeks. I often need to piss and or violently shit because of bowel problems that we share with the American food.

No public toilets. Oh, it's not a public toilet place. No. So quite often I would just go into pubs in Australia and relieve myself in there and no one even notices. Yeah. You walk past TAB machine, the betting machines, you're fine. So I went into a cafe and I bought a coffee and they gave me the code,

92525. And I said, I'm going to start a Google sheet. That's a great. idea with the password that's a great idea cafe toilets across cities so everyone can have access now you've got to be respectful and to get on my Google sheet list the Pupas you have to be we have you have to look after the loop you have a responsibility oh you can get removed if there's trouble you best not be going in there making a mess you know what I want to see it's a high trust society I want to see in the app I want to see photo before photo after yeah time

like when you return a lime bike you know you have to take a photo of it Pooh is in the correct location That's so much Better than the cards that I've got You're a better comedian and thinker than I I mean you're gonna I have begun to work on my opera That's not true

I've decided to write an opera And that's not even that's not true I've since then I've thought No I'm not writing an opera Oh Why did Frank Ocean remove the word Huckleberry from his cover of Moon River Surely there is a good reason

And I am not smart enough to figure it out Counter theory Frank Ocean is a butcher And cannot be trusted Far out We were singing song covers today. We were doing a bit of low-quality parody. We were doing some low-quality parodies.

It gets you through when you're walking. I don't remember any of the low-quality parodies that we were doing. Most of them just end in... Oh, that's right. All the crims are brown. All the crims are brown. And my kids are gay. That's an ad for Niju Farage's reform.

And my kids are gay. Then I voted for Nige. They took me away. I'm not took me away. Mighty Morphing Power Rangers still holds up. The kids love it. We started watching that this week. I never realized before that the Pink Power Ranger is for the dads.

I don't know how old she is in the show, but I did go, oh, I never noticed the pink, but when I was a kid, never paid any thought to the Pink Power Ranger. Now, probably my favorite Power Ranger. Because she's a spirited young woman. Artificial intelligence must be destroyed. destroyed, the longer we wait, the more difficult it will be. It may already be too late. Man, these are bad.

Can I give you another idea here? Yeah. My film. You've got a film. Yeah. What's that? So, I keep bringing this up to people. I say, I'm a Luddite.

They go, I'm a Luddite. And I say, wouldn't it be great to have a movie about Ned Ludd? And they go, who the hell is Ned Ludd? That's why we need a Luddite movie. I say, Ned Ludd was essentially like a first unionist who decided we needed to smash the looms. I think I might have even said this on your pod last time. You've been thinking about the loombs. I can't stop thinking about loom smashing.

But now, I guess if you made it, it would be some kind of superhero movie where the data centers are blown up by Superman or something. I think you make it about the loom, but that is the... It's an allegory. It's an allegory. I've learned a couple of things being your friend over these years. I don't need drugs to have a good time.

I need drugs to have a bad time so that I can suffer and become a more interesting and strong man. We saw a few people suffering from the rooftop. Yeah, they didn't look very strong. Only losers talk about their gripes and frustrations. Winners never do that. Winners don't have time to talk. They're too busy skiing slash riding horses slash boat activities

slash at the opera slash scuba. You think successful people scuba? I don't know. Seems like runaways that move to Bali. In my imagination, successful people are too busy. Scoobing. It was a weird French guy. I make lots of sex here as well to the locus.

That was a guy that tried to... I can hold my breaths for a long time. A long time. That was a guy that tried to have sex with my ex-girlfriend, Emily. He was a scuba man? He was a scuba man. He's going to dive right in. This week, I began in earnest to tidy my room.

It felt great. It felt so great that I felt guilty at how much happiness I was selfishly accruing by tidying my room. One day, I hope to share the happiness and pay somebody to clean my room. room, so somebody else gets to bask in the resplendence. Would you mind cleaning the room, my route, that you're staying in?

Hey, keep riffing. This is my fiancé home from work, and what better thing than to come home to a podcast with a guy you've met three times? No, no, come on. Would you come in? Take a load off, love. I've got my topics for the week.

James needs some help on the cards. No, please. Anika, would you please? No, she's worried now because you actually have an audience. Oh, it wasn't worried last time to come on the podcast, but this time it's a terrible. Anika, please. She's had a long day at working at Saturday Night Live. You didn't lose your voice.

You chip in. You chip in at any point. She's over there looking after our boy, Cam Patterson. Too many properties are built without a proper backyard. To every property developer who removes a decent yard, you are a low dog bastard. These aren't even close to being jokes. When somebody you love is sad, and it feels like there's nothing you to do to help them. Try this.

Be so happy yourself that you shame them into feeling joy. Basque in the resplendence. I kept writing basque in the resplendence this week. Honey. Please, Anika, help me. We've been pitching ideas. Just come quickly. No, come on.

What if you walk with your back to the camera and they can never see you? Because I want to pitch weight, mate. All right. mate to yourself. Keep weight mate to yourself. Well, my lovely fiancé has... Is that your idea for a show? No, for an actual idea

they think it's good. Okay, hang on to waitmate. I was... You know, I tried watching a show this week. Women in such handbrakes to the vibe. You just shared that Loom movie like it was nothing. I tried watching the Apple TV

Plus show exclusive The Morning Show. Does anyone try watching the morning show? Maybe it gets better. I don't think I'll ever find out so many stars, so little light warmth or gravity

sort of a bitchy little review there I've been living in the United States for almost two years I still don't understand Fahrenheit other than 100 is hot 69 is just right and anything around the 40s people start to complain I don't know what any of it is in Celsius

oh man man this is that one's out I pity people who have money oh that one I might have been thinking about you guys. Come on. I pity people who have my...

Because you're engaged, but you have to do all this stuff before you get married. I was thinking about that. Because there's expectations on you because people know that you have jobs. But I was so poor that no one had any hope

that we would ever save any money ever to have a wedding that anybody thought was Ritzy. So we did it in a back garden. And your wedding cake was provided by whom? Well, you brought a one-year-old married at first sight promotional cake that they'd given to your radio station. So we wanted to have fun and use the samurai sword on one of the cakes.

The crockambush was made by Al Caputo and Mickey Caputo, but yes, the fake cake that no one dared even sample that we cut up with a samurai sword. That is correct. To thank the PR team at Channel 7 Adelaide, long moved on from their job. People know that you both, at least, I think of you as successful people in your cool New York place, Anika does not want to participate and if you want me to stop talking about it. Anika does not want people to see how we live.

I'm saying, Anika, if you said, oh, let's do this is do a $1,000, we'll just have an open bar and we'll go and get married today. People would go, cheap, how dare you? But for me, they'd go, he's got $1,000 to put on the bar. It was nice to be so poor and have people know about it. Well, that's like I had friends get married in COVID and they just said, oh, we just had to do a lockdown,

just the family. Counting their lucky blessings. Can't wait, love. We've just got to do it now. Almost everybody loses their touch. Beethoven gets better and better, but most people lose their touch. Will I have touch? Did I ever have touch?

Man, I've lost touch. Oh, two biggest domestic complaints. Crumbs in the bed, and can we keep the phone charger in one place? Do you guys keep the phone charger in one place? We have seven. Don't go. Where are you going, honey? Oh, you don't want to be on the park?

I thought you'd be home in like 15. I'm sorry. God, I'm sorry. This is a, there is no other era where women, first of all, we're outworking. Yeah. But then they do come home and two men are sitting in socks doing a little show, cue cards. I resent it when a pub or similar says they serve drinks and eats. We have a good word to accompany the verb.

eat. It is the noun food. It's better than when it's a place that just says manjia. Mangia? What's mangia mean? It's Italian for eat. Hate when places just use a foreign word. That's basic.

Mungia. Mungia. Is there a new and interesting way to look after sheep? Or would that be too sad? How far down the pyramid of production is safety and generational pride? Like, I don't want to just...

Do you know what I'm saying? Hold on, you're criticizing shepherds? Well, no, I was valuing shepherds, but it just seems... It's like if I have a fashion house, okay, like I could model things, I could be a model, and that's so close to the...

Or I could sell other people's things. Or I could have my own fashion house, or I could go back a step before then, you know, and have my own wool, or I could go back a step before then and have my own sheep. And so I thought, maybe I don't want a fashion house,

Maybe I want to own many sheep. But then, you know, with a fashion house, you go, I've got a new, interesting way to run a fashion house. I don't think I can think of a new and interesting way to own sheep. Well, you'd have the drone instead of the dog. Yeah. That's about it. I bet they're already doing that.

And that's more sad than anything. Probably barks. It has like a play's a sound effect and it barks. I'll look that up while you keep going with the cards. All the way. Wool from McCann Family Farms comes from sheep who were harassed by robots, giving it an extra warm quality. Drone Shepherd sounds like an evil weapons program.

Dron Shepherd's not bad. Dron Shepherds is a new game that's dropping on Steam. Forget sketch comedy. I'm doing oil painting comedy. Man, I'm so, I've driven your woman from the house. I should have just stopped. Here we go. Four more minutes.

Sorry. Yeah. New Zealand sheep farmers use drones to shepherd their flock. dogs have been replaced. Well, maybe I can... That's made me sad. I just found out... Those dogs get UBI.

I don't know what that is. You know, urinary bowel infections? Universal basic income. I just found out that many medicines are derived from petroleum. Did you know that? Paracetamol, acetamaphyan, ibuprofen, they come from petroleum? They come from like gas and oil.

That's bad. I am not a car. Does anybody have any Chinese herb recommendations? What a fun sequence of words. Chinese herb recommendations. Ziplines. Why aren't there more of them? If I had one bit of wisdom, only one, it would be nice to have.

I'd like to cure a disability. It isn't fair. The easy ones have all been fixed. Used to be so easy to... Hey, here's a wooden leg. Anybody... Here's a peg. Not even a real leg.

Now, it's all jeans splicing and billion dollar investments. I want to be a hero. Stephen Fry, what a guy. Would he come on the podcast? And if not, why? In heaven, there will be no space and no time. We will all be together at once. I say we all, wink.

Perhaps it will be you all. We few or you few. Together Forever in Neon Genesis Evangelion Gou. Oh, man. Throw that one over my head. Because it went over you. I'm reading the Harry Potter books to my children. J.K. Rowling is so smart.

I'm not saying that means she's right about everything. I'm saying most people, including me, possibly, maybe, would be too stupid to know if she was right or wrong. Like whenever they go to Harry Potter fans who are like, I'm devastated by what she does like the trans. You're so much. Dumber than J.K. Rowling. Just just enjoy being

in her orbit. She created their entire world and moral code. Yes. Odd though that she created that moral code that made people go, magic is real. Be anything you want. And then she went, other than men being women, that'd be

I don't think anyone ever uses the polter, what's it? The potion. Polyjuice. Does anyone ever use the polid juice potion to change genders? I guess you can. But does anyone in the books... I don't think they do. I think she was quite gender rigid on Polyges.

That's fun. Polygius potion. That's... The turf stuff was there from the start. Because if they did cross genders, what? Yeah, I don't... Ron takes Polygius potion. I don't think Harry became Bellatrix, did he?

Harry, I've got a pussy. And literally that person's pussy. Okay, then, I'll become Bellatrix. No. Why not Albus? No. no that's how you that's confusing but that's also an harry potty you steal a bit of someone's hair and that's how you find out how like how big their dick is

he takes drake mouffoy's hair and does the polyjuice potion and goes oh yeah you get to do that what's he got the big grumpy about you know that crissucker line you take the polly juice person you come there damn no wonder he mad that's when he whips off the guy's towel damn no man do you head now gillie you have to forgive people for you. It's the only way for you to be happy. But I'm not going to forgive anybody. Different rules apply to me. You didn't even put it down right. I think very seriously about merchandise, fashion merchandise. Can I revive manufacturing?

If so, how? Does it improve? Oh, woolen ties. I was thinking of woolen ties being my merchandise. Beaniees make people think about cancer. Ties make people think about success. Oh, we're almost done. I'm sorry. Usually the chorus is the good bit That's why it's the chorus We all want to sing it together But really the verse is better than the chorus

E.G. Seasons in the sun Do you know the song Seasons in the Sun? But the seasons in the sun But the seasons in your might It's a terrible chorus compared to Goodbye, Papa, it's hot to die That's great When all the birds are flying in the sky

The verse is great And then it gets to the chorus And you go, work harder I'm going to finish this really quickly so that Anika is allowed to come back into her home after a long day's work. I feel like, I feel awful. She's probably out, she's probably getting some food

from Andiyama pizza. You want food. You want food. I know you want food. When there is interpersonal drama, the best course of action is almost always to ignore it and one in a hundred times it is to start yelling and pointing and possibly violence.

But you don't want to miss your moment because that is where heroes are born. Aspiration for 2026, force myself to enjoy the music of Clara Schumann. Do nice things to the soundtrack of Clara Schumann, good meals, love making, sunsets, enjoyable bicycle journeys, reading favorite books, a massage, nicotine, etc. Do this as a gift for women, even though it is unnatural. Can I take you and Annika out to a nice restaurant as a thank you? You're all good We wanted to go to that Russian tea house

And go to the opera I feel awful She's very shy You know And you don't have to stay here on our couch You're doing it to catch up with us I wanted to I thought you'd flex

You thought I'd go At the last minute go I'll them off to the hotel Just the Cambria Over there so we can see you Through the window It would have been so much easy To do the podcast

Think of the fun things we could do I didn't think about going and renting a hotel room Yeah there's like one I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know We had a great time in New York I don't know what we said on the

Patreon you see I just thought you wanted to get up there Do your cards Are you normally this crestfallen with the cards Yeah But the numbers with the When I have the cards The numbers seem to be pretty consistent

Well don't you go against the Algo I don't know I just felt bad riffing about nothing. I felt like I should at least have something for someone, but I've got to follow the artist's way and put some fish back into my pond because I'm an empty pond. Any views on the mayor election? Results haven't come in yet. I don't know when you post this, but... I'll post it now, I guess. Remember last night? There was a lot of spirited arguments at the stand comedy clip. And Amos kept muttering when people were talking about what to best do

with New York City. There's an easy answer. Jack Boots. Very quietly. Very quietly. You know, it got kind of awkward there because everyone was saying, well, you know, that would give a very reasoned thing. And I would, and I didn't know everyone. Yeah. Like, you know them all.

So I didn't feel comfortable sharing with the group. No, and it was weird. But it was enough to hear a whisper ride just go, I know how to sort this, huh? It was weird when you stood on that chair and began to sing tomorrow belongs to me. Oh, father land, father land. It was nice. We all joined in eventually. They will wet themselves with blood.

That'd be more my caper. Tomorrow. Do you know tomorrow belongs to me? Where's that from? In Cabaret, like, everything's going nice in the Vimar Republic with all the degenerate sexual, rah-rah, performative types. And then they're out and about, and a beautiful blonde boy starts singing like a Nazi song called Tomorrow Belongs to Me and the Fatherland.

Not Erica. But he's, no, not Erica. But, and people start joining in. the bohemians realized like, oh, something's happening. Like Nick Fuentes going viral. Yeah, like looking around and going, Oh, the New York Times just did a really put up a really beautiful photo of Nick Fuentes. I'm hearing people on the right go, how did they put up a weird, scary photo of Nick Fuentes?

Nick Fuentes has never looked better than in that photo. I thought that was the most handsome photo than he has. He's got a chiseled jaw, his weird smile is not featured. You could have done much nastier things to Nick Fuentes visually than that black and white photo in high contrast. But the Patreon, there is a proper conversation we had on the Patreon. Yeah, sorry if I didn't do anything, but I didn't think you wanted me to talk, really. I did, I did. I just, I barreled on through.

I didn't know what I wanted. I just, I feel, uh, I'll get myself together for Tulsa tomorrow. Oklahoma City, excuse me, then Tulsa. You've, what have you got, you got gigs coming up? Yeah, I'm in Lisbon, Tallinn, Helsinki, Amsterdam. I'm all in Europe. I go to Europe to earn the money so I could stay here. You're big in Canada, Europe and Australia.

I've serviceable in those markets. I'd say in Australia there are markets where you're more than serviceable. Absolutely. Love it. I love Eastern European comedy. Some of the finest audiences you can ever get. Cannot be scared by any premise. Very up for everything, very dark.

They've seen it all. I can think of some premises that it'd scare them. Go on. Put it on a card. You got to Croatia and you go What if your sister married a Serb? They'll go Oh

Not again That's still That's still a divide It's like I remember once I said I celebrated it on Facebook With no one I've got another joke I'm sorry

I'm going to tell the other joke Here's a scary one You go to France You go Oh What if you had a bath What did that be like And they'll go

No no no No Saint-Den-N-Degropleur I'm detest the Australian I am detesting the Australian I am detesting the Australian Completely Jeez my French is rat shit

When I went there last I had a chicken that I needed to get taken off the table I ordered a massive game bird Yeah And I said to Annika I'll get this thing cleared She says, you don't speak French. I said, really?

I said, excuse me me, and his black French guy comes over and I go, O'ave-voir, cock. Cock, o're-voir-a-voire. And he picked up the chicken and he took it away and he goes, you don't speak French. I said, language is communication. The chicken is gone. O'-re-e-voire, cock. O'-e-vo. That's just like a guy.

So offensive But just imagine a guy At a steakhouse here Goodbye chicken Goodbye chicken Goodbye chicken Trying to fit him Hello Bill

Hello check And then he comes over as a Hello tip And you go Goodbye server You open up your wallet empty I'm desolate. Completely.

I was watching Awesome Wells this week doing an interview in French. I didn't know he could speak French. He spoke French so beautifully. I don't know. I don't speak French, but it sounded like he was doing it beautifully. Convincing. It made me think,

to be a truly sophisticated man, is there anything more impressive than just not like having to speak another language? Like when an immigrant speaks another language, you go, oh yeah, good for you, that's good stuff. But when someone like, when a person from an English speaking

country learns French and they don't have to that's so beautiful and it's so much more charming to know someone picked up a language not on duolingo that kills it a little bit do you have duolingo sassy bitch

duolingo I like that duolingo I like that duolipa this is all I got for German so far because my in-laws are German yeah de Katsa is Klug The catse is shown

Good night, hambueger Everything is the cat is smart The cat is big Ains spicer carter Offitersein, Kish Lorraine I got nothing, I'm sorry Hey, that's a half hour Can we please

Please let Anika know that I'm sorry And she should come back and we're done I come to your house I intrude I feel very bad about that Now I thought we just did 20 minutes And then we did an extra 10 It's a half hour episode

An Australian guy Who lives in Sydney Just message me this I want the muzzi to win as mayor I'm down for it Seems like a smiley fella Let's give socialism to these people Musy mayor

The muzzie mayor He means muzie with all the love. Muzi Mayor Mandani. Triple M. In Melbourne. Triple M. The Muzi mayor of Melbourne.

Melbourne's Muzimair. Triple M just becomes a call to prayer. Rock, sport, prayer. No, that's 5AA la Akbar. It's a radio station. That's a, not bad. All right. Wow, look at that.

Did you text Anika? Keep doing some more. I'll run it until she's back. Do some more alone. Listen, when I listen to podcasts of people I love, you don't want to be a guest. You don't want to guess. All right, well, you text Anika and I'll read my last one.

I'm sure people feel the same way. I'm just like, go away, person, I don't know. I rewatched the OA. We got through the second season. And at the end of, I don't want to spoil anything. Well, in the episode now, if you don't want this spoiled, but it's just, there's, there's a sort of, there's a story arc with interdimensional travel, and Britt Marling, the main actress, who also co-wrote it and directed and co-directed, and she works with another guy whose name I can

never say, and I must learn, because he's, he must be great. He's made a great show, anyway, there's interdimensional travel, and in the previous universe, she had, like, scars on her back, because they wanted to, like, jump interdimensionally, and even if they lost their memories, they wanted to be able to, they want the sky. Anyway, I don't want to spoil it. but it turns out when you jump dimensions you just get you in the other dimension's body and what was interesting

is that in this second dimension Britt Marling has had I think work done I think she's had like some Botox or the nose done like the fact she looks great she hasn't had too much work done but like visibly she looks younger smoother a little Botoxed or something from the first season so my question is

did Britt Marling like have this thing that she wrote and goes Ah, that's the way it has to be. And then go, oh, no, I wanted to not have plastic surgery of any kind. Now I've got to get some for the show. Or did she want that feel like it would be a sell-out cop-out thing to just have it? And did she go to the full ordeal of writing a season of the TV show so that she could go and have some fillers?

She looks great. I don't know if she's had fillers, maybe they just changed her makeup. But you tell me if you think Britt Marling has had work between season one and season two. cannot recommend the OA enough. How to start, how to end. The middle is nothing. Easy, nonsense. I'm sorry, we were going to go to the opera tonight and then we were both very tired.

We didn't think it was a great time to be at the Met in tuxedos if there's a socialist taker. If Triple M gets in. Not a good day for us to larp as wealthy Upper West Siders. I have silk scarves if you want to go down there and double with breasted coats It'll be like showing up in Cuba on the last day It'll be like in the Godfather

Where they just show up on the last day Of Batista's reign Not a good day Not a good day To be an international businessman in Cuba I was just checking So Anika's all good We track each other

Because that's healthy On find line But you let her know that I felt bad Yes It's good to have your partner And find my iPhone yeah do you have taylor on there we both have fine mine well she has me i don't have her i just assume she's all right because she has a she has a dumb fun it's because it's fine my friends

i've been trying to do a bit about that where i'm like no one's trying to find their friends i'm never like i hope maca made it back from the pub safe we can just send i rest easy or like yeah it's more like he better not be doing that again is what the app should be What you should be able to do is just designate Because you don't want to be looking at it all the time You should be able to designate certain places for certain friends That sends you a notification He's back at the casino?

No Apple Watch Pinks That's a fucking slut When I go to German Dona Kabab GDK again GDK I'm obsessed I don't know about this I haven't told you about this

No Okay, so I haven't had a day Since I moved to America That I don't do two for one Uber Eats Uber has kicked me off I noticed there was not a huge amount of food We have nothing Uber has kicked me off offers

Because you've had too many offers I take a two for one every day I didn't know you could get stopped We should, we'll end it We'll end it now, we're ending it I'm so sorry Wow, you just cut off one of the great riffs Thank you.