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Ah, we f***ed that.
Anyway, look, you'll find a way.
Hello!
And welcome to this episode of the James Donald Forbes-McCham-Catham-Catamaran Plan podcast.
There's an episode where banking.
There you go.
So, I don't know how long we'll be able to do this for here.
I think it might not last, especially long.
Here's a thought I had a little while ago
It was, I was months ago
I was doing a show for the ABC
And they said it was like a two camera piece
And you got to be anywhere you were
I wrote my own script, right?
It was like me talking about modern art
And I always wanted to go on the Melbourne Eye
Which is this big carousel
It's like the London Eye but heaps shit
And
Anyway so I just wrote in the first scene
Like I'm on that James is on the Melbourne Eye
And then when we turned up to shoot it
I was on the Melbourne Eye
Like I got to write the experience
into the thing. I had to do it. I had to do a two-camera piece. But I could be anywhere I wanted,
doing anything I wanted to do. Pop, pop, pop, pop. Just wanted to check that that was working.
Anyway, I'm back in Adelaide, and this is my favorite pub, the Exeter. I'm in my favorite meal here,
the steak sandwich. So, um, because I can. Like, we had to do a show, and we wanted to do one outside.
So, yeah, I'm just having the steak sandwich that I want to be having.
I will now just sort of eat the steak sandwich for a bit.
All right.
I mean, on a broader conceptual level,
maybe we'll play a little music while I'm eating the steak sandwich or something.
I was thinking, how far can we push this, right?
Like, I've got to make a podcast.
And if I'm just, can I just do things that I want to do?
Can I just take experiences that I would like to be having
and turn it into a show?
Like scuba diving.
Can we do a scuba podcast?
Maybe I could pilot a glider?
Oh, a bigger level.
Like, presumably one is making money.
Like, maybe there's a bump in the finances of this episode.
Oh, it's the steak sandwich episode.
So, like, by doing it, we spend a little money eating a steak sandwich.
What?
But people go, oh, I love it when he's eating a steak sandwich.
So how far can we take that?
There's a guy on YouTube that I watch.
And he makes, uh, he goes to, like, fancy hotels.
We've got like a five-star hotel.
And he goes, I'm in the five-star hotel.
I am. He's got a thick working class British accent.
I'm in a five-star hotel.
And then people watch him do is like, I'm on first class, on a plane.
And then he gets money for it.
And what I'm saying is like, like, I think he makes more money on the video than it costs to fly first class.
Like, hopefully on the advertising, I'm making more money on this video than I am paying for the steak sandwich.
So can we take that to another level?
like if we did a show
I'm setting
a million dollars on fire
we might not make a million dollars
back in advertising
but is there anything we could do
but what's a maximum
experience to reward
that you could get away with
because I think it's higher than steak sandwich
this cost about
with the beer
about 30 bucks
I think
so hopefully we make more than
$30 off the video
okay
what's the midpoint
like if it's James
it's oysters.
Would I make more than the value of the oysters by eating oysters?
And maybe it goes the other way and people go,
I don't come here to watch a man eat.
I come here to watch a man talk about a boat
that doesn't exist yet.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Let's play, I'm just going to eat for a bit.
We'll play, how's it going?
You want to say anything?
What are you doing?
Doing a pod, podcast.
Food?
No, I just thought, saved some time
and I eat my favourite steak sandwich while I was doing it.
Good, good food.
I do.
Have I had the Rubin?
Have it had the Rubin.
Have the Rubin, mate.
When's Curry Night?
They're still doing curry night here?
I don't know.
I'm from Queensland, mate.
Oh, really?
No shit.
Queensland's beautiful.
Too hot, mate.
Where in Queensland?
Brizzy.
There's nothing wrong with,
hey, good luck with those Olympics.
All right, thank you.
God bless you.
Hey, hey.
Oh, see, you're not drinking Cooper.
You're drinking some Queensland.
That's not bad.
Oh, please.
We can't say that word on the podcast.
You have to edit that out.
You have to edit that out.
We'll be fine.
All right.
Have a good one, fellas.
Anya.
I'm going to eat some more sandwich.
So here is a national anthem that we got for free on Wikipedia.
That's what I'd like to do for the background music.
I'd like to continue using royalty-free national anthems recorded by the U.S. Navy band.
Hopefully we can find one that's exactly the length of.
of how much steak sandwich I want to eat.
Okay.
It's a little more involved than I thought it was going to be.
If you could employ a blur.
When I'm eating in a very messy fashion,
I don't want people to see that.
Sam, if you could use a blur,
I'd appreciate that.
This is a special pub.
The Exeter, it's been an operator.
I used to live around the corner.
I used to live two houses down.
This is like the main downtown.
Vatelaidea, we lived two houses down.
My sweet wife and I,
and we managed to live there for about three months.
It was among the happiest months of my life.
It was the first time she'd moved in with me.
We'd lived long distance for a while.
She was over in Melbourne.
She came to live with her.
We've got this beautiful little apartment up there.
Like living in the city, which is not a thing that a lot of people do in Adelaide.
Because it's not safe.
It's a very suburban town.
So we lived there.
I would come down here in my pajamas.
I mean, this is the hip, if you want it, I mean, the Exeter.
Sort of a leftist academic.
intellectual, but there's a certain...
I mean, I know people who wouldn't come here.
They'd prefer to go to the Alma, because they found this
sort of an overwhelming place.
You know, I'm intellectually difficult.
This is where the smart people go, but I would love to come down here
and argue with people at the Exeter.
Have a big argument at the Exeter.
There used to be a great bookstore over there, the Mary Martin Bookstore.
And then it sold handbags, and now it sell sort of nondescript.
Monochrome clothing for women.
Actually, the entire area has sort of suffered in recent years with the decline of retail.
Because this, up here, this beautiful, strange concrete built.
Can you get the building behind me?
That was a cinema.
It was a beautiful cinema.
There's still a cinema there.
There was a palace in the Nova, and then they closed one down.
It's, hello?
Do you want to be on the podcast?
Come be on the podcast?
What are you seeing?
What are you going to see?
I hear great things. Real commentary on the Jewish experience. Enjoy. Have you seen Mighty Supreme?
It's a Jewish movie about being Jewish. That's what I've heard. Long, table tennis, also table tennis.
None of you want to be on the pot. You can all be on the pod. Say that again. Mone Temple.
Oh, the Bone Temple. The Mone and Bone Temple. Yes. I didn't watch any of the other 28-day ones.
Do you think that would get in a way of enjoying that particular...
All right, I'll consider it.
So none of you were from Adelaide.
You are?
It's just what they've done to it.
Because that used to be a cinema, I'm saying.
They used to be a cinema and a bookstore.
And there was a stationary place, I think.
And now it's just like corporate advertising agency,
you know, sort of dull woman clothes.
Not even like really exciting.
Do you know what I mean?
Morrison's all right.
But this one, I don't know.
And Dangerfield?
Dangerfield went from being like a cool hipster clothing outlet to like chains and whips for young teenagers.
Do you know what I mean?
It's all leashes and I think it's, oh no, I have a gander.
I think the audience stayed the same.
I think sort of degeneracy became the new mod, you know, the new hip movement of young people.
That's just how I feel about it.
Ah, I got so many memories on this street.
Mateo knocked the F out by a guy who'd wandered over from Highley.
A guy just clocked him.
He was just walking along and a guy walked right up to him.
Bang. It was really something.
Oh. Did that happen as I said bang?
Wow.
Maybe I've got magic powers and I need to be a bit more careful.
Is you all right?
All right.
See how, yeah.
Gosh, he likes that car.
I wonder if that's his.
Well, we'll find out.
Still got a couple of characters around, you know?
Still a bit of vibrancy.
You saw him walking down this street?
Yeah, we were some funny fellas.
Gosh, there was a big guy with a stick he used to sit on that bench.
He was lovely.
I think he's dead.
But he was good, you know, ask for any change.
Ha, ha, ha.
Got to get that guy on the pod.
I think we might lose some equipment.
Yeah.
Anyway, what's happening with you guys?
Seriously, I've got very little to say.
I just wanted to eat the sandwich.
Would any of you like to tell into the camera the story of your life?
I'll leave you alone after that, but if you get two minutes the story of your life
and I'll just eat some sandwich.
Any anecdotes at all?
One hot take, one thing you're angry about?
Do we have your permission to use this footage?
Yeah, we do?
Yeah, I appreciate it.
No, if you think of something.
I'll eat some more sandwich and if you think of something you wanted to say.
Here we go.
That's what I'm talking about.
If you would, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just getting deported on Wednesday, so, yeah.
Yeah.
I was getting sponsored and then they took it away.
So gave me about two weeks.
So going to Japan instead.
And how long have I been here?
Three years.
Yeah, yeah.
So having a little send-off.
And then Wednesday? No, Tuesday. So yeah.
I have. No, I'm joking.
No, I'm going to Japan, so.
To some. No, that's all right. I've enjoyed my time here, but, yeah.
Nah, everything happens for a reason, so.
Yeah, of course, yeah. And to be honest, I hated that job. So, you know,
Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah.
Well, you like things. I think it's just the Kiwis.
I'm so sorry that that's happening. Enjoy Japan.
It's evil what we're doing. That's not, yeah, we are getting our own back. Yeah, you guys did. Yeah, you guys did. Yeah, you guys out.
Nah, it's wrong. That's not the sort of immigrants we should be kicking out.
And I'll leave it there. Okay. You know what I'm saying?
He's not a criminal.
That's all I meant by that.
I believe he's not a criminal.
We, you know, that's probably, we should move to a second location, I reckon, for the next bit.
I think we've done all we can here.
God bless you.
Where's cry babies?
I'm not going down Highland Street.
I've got a wife and kids.
I can't be going down.
Red Light District over there nowadays.
Oh, you look at that.
all loud music and
fellas chucking a statue at it.
Having a statue
statutory. It's a bad joke.
It's terrible business.
It's terrible. Are you from
you're from here?
You're Canadian?
Are you having to leave the country as well?
We're in Canada.
Vancouver Island?
I've never met anyone from Vancouver Island my whole life.
Way out west?
No way.
In the cold? I've been to Portland and Seattle a lot. I've been over in the Pacific.
Tell the people your story and how you came here if you want.
In 2018, I lived in Banff in Alberta, Canada.
Met a bunch of travelers, mostly from Australia and from the UK.
And so now all these years later, I decided to come out and visit them.
meeting them was like one of the best things that I ever did living in Banff meeting all these
amazing people was incredible we uh we traveled around Canada a little bit together and then when
COVID hit we all went to Mexico and kind of just enjoyed Mexico traveled there for six months
and then they all got had to go back to their home countries I went back to Canada and yeah now I'm
in Australia visiting everyone making my way around the country
Thank you so much.
What I want to say?
So yeah, I grew up in Adelaide, then went to live in Melbourne and Sydney.
Met these guys over in Canada as well when I went there for a bit.
Yeah, I've got a pretty boring story, to be honest, but yeah.
Love Adelaide though.
Adelaide is one of the greatest cities in Australia, I have to say.
It's just beautiful around here.
It's good to get around.
Everyone's good here.
Yeah, absolute dream here.
And yeah, James McCann is a fucking sick-cunt as well.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hello.
And we're back here.
And we're back on the James Donald, Forbes, McCann, Catamaran plan.
We were looking for another place to do the podcast.
I think they're recording a youth news program over there.
And so I just, I mean, isn't this a nice?
This is interesting.
Hey, Matt, how you going?
Here in the Relic of a bygone age.
You know, they do free calls here now.
This is free.
I could call anybody for free.
If I knew one person's phone number, I could give them a call.
Free national calls.
Isn't that something?
on relics of a bygone era
there was a fountain that I saw before
and I'm going to put footage of that up shortly
we'll put footage up at the fountain
but it's a fountain that used to be
very prominent, beautiful fountain
and now it's still beautiful
all still prominent
but a thing that they changed about this fountain
is it used to have a circular base
the thing that kept all the water in
was circular
this is just really what I wanted to show
I saw it before so we'll put footage of it on the screen
and if you don't have the video version
podcast. Boy, you're really missing out today.
As I checked that that is still going, okay, so they used to have a circular base and they
replace it with a square one, you know? Goodbye tradition. Hello, modernity. We'll have a
square base. But if you look at it, and note also that there's a bee swarm for some reason on it
at the moment. But if you look at it, it's the splash is in a circle and it overflows from the
square that they've set up on it, right? So like, someone's gone, oh, we don't need all that
space on the circular splash.
We could have a square. It doesn't
work with the square. You know, we think we
can have our way of doing things.
But it goes so badly.
Now there's a B-Swarm. Does that have anything to do with the
splash pad? I doubt it.
I like to think that
if one person was here doing the podcast,
crazy. But a podcast
and a TV broadcast in the same
space, all of a sudden, something
strange is going on. You know,
this is a hub of activity.
This is the, this is
I mean, do we get someone on?
I mean, they've managed to stop people
and get them on the show.
Do we do that?
Is that what the podcast becomes now?
Just a man on the street segment?
I'll give it a go.
We'll see if anyone meets my eye.
I mean, I want to get these guys
for a post-match interview.
Sam is next to the mall's balls.
People won't be able to see them.
Do you want to pivot and show people the balls, Sammy?
Sam.
The balls.
Show them the balls.
Sam, show them the balls.
Sam, can you show him the balls?
Sam, the balls are right there.
You're missing the ball.
He can't hear me.
He can't hear a word I'm saying.
I guess it's time for one of our poems here on the James Donald Fours
we can to get him around plan.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
What's one of my new poems?
Oh, I had a new idea for a show.
Breakfasts of the World.
Hello.
Do you want to be on the show?
All right.
How you going?
I'm going good, thank you.
So we're through there.
So don't worry about them.
We're over here.
What's your name?
My name's Addison.
Addison.
And what are you doing in the mall today, Addison?
I'm actually handing out my resume and applying for jobs.
No.
Yet.
There's no way that works.
It might work for you, but there's no way that works.
It does.
I'm just really nervous.
Where are you trying to find employment today, Addison?
Cottonon, Supray.
I think I handed it.
Pete Alexander, like Target, came up.
Hit them all up.
Universal Pants and Co.
Universal Pants Co is a good one.
You'll get that right in time.
So Cottonon, you haven't been into Cottonon yet?
I have.
How did it go?
I don't think they can take in-person ones.
See, that's what I mean.
It's all gone on the internet now.
All the humanity's been ripped out of the world, Addison.
There needs to be a paper trail.
Have you tried one of the mom and pop ones?
A what?
The mom and dad type businesses, the smaller businesses.
What about Supre?
Supre was good.
I had to apply online.
I remember doing it 10 years ago and everyone made me apply online.
What about Hospo?
Cheebo.
You don't have a phone?
No, too bad if you don't have a phone.
But who doesn't have a phone?
We've all got phones now.
I didn't have a phone for the whole of last year.
That's good.
I respect that.
I've been trying to get rid of the phone.
I can't do it.
I can't live without it.
I felt like a weight had been lifted off my shoulders, for real.
Well, if we ever have work, Addison, we'll let you know.
I hope to open a store.
I wanted to open a sandwich.
shop.
No way.
That's all my ex wanted to open.
Your ex wanted to open a sandwich shop?
It's a terrible job, been in a nurse.
They all complain.
Well, you know, it doesn't have to be terrible.
It just depends on the way you look at it.
You know, your mindset.
Let's give it up for Addison, everybody.
Give it up for Anderson.
Where can the...
Addison's looking for a job.
This is the James Donald Forbes McCann-Catamaran plan.
And if people will come in,
if they have work in a retail capacity?
Yes, please.
All right.
God bless you have a good one.
You too.
All right.
What a nice young lady.
There's no way handing out.
I remember I came out here and I tried handing out resumes and I couldn't.
Nothing worked for me.
And that was years ago.
That was years ago I was doing that.
Now he goes to show the balls.
Now that the monks are there.
Why can we get one of the monks on?
get the full gamut of humid experience.
We got the monks?
You got the balls?
Sam, did you show them the balls?
Did you show the balls off?
Show the balls.
I mean, this is like the most famous thing about the Adelaide Mall.
Here's the balls.
People love the balls.
And your brother?
Brother.
Brother? Brother? Brother?
Brother?
Have a good one.
Nice fellas.
Good sort.
Well, I mean, that's probably, now, we've got to do a bit more, damn it.
Do you want to come on the show?
What if we blur?
Can you come on the show?
I'll do yours.
Can I do BTN?
I've got some hot takes.
Come on, I'm being serious.
I'd love to be on the ABC before.
I used to go on Jules.
Jules, get back to me.
Peter Gers has got the sack.
Does that nice comedian?
What's her name?
There's a nice.
comedian who used to do BTN. No, I'm serious. She's like 19. She was in the comedy scene.
Yeah, I never met her, but she won just before I left, the competition. I never got to, I got
to see her once on stage and I left the country for two years and I'm back and she's the face
of BTN. It seems huge. Who else? Laura O'Callaghan used to work there. Now she's
law, she's Triple M, she's the number one show. You hang in there. You won't come on.
You won't, it's fine. I understand. Can't come on?
Can't come on the show, I understand?
No, no, that's fine.
The ABC gatekeeping?
Shame on the auntie.
The people's broadcaster, I thought.
No, it's great to be here.
We're about to wrap the pod, I think.
I think we're about to wrap the podcast.
Should we get one more?
We should have got those guys.
All we had was that one lady handing out her resume.
I mean, she was a firecracker.
You couldn't hear what she, anyway.
We've got one more. We've got one more big interview. I'll get one more big interview, eh?
I reckon. I guess we'll just be playing a national anthem now while I wait. I better give that direction to Sam now in case I forget. Sam, that's silence that was back there.
Hey! Hey, brother! We'll come be on the pod. Do you want to be on the pod?
Yeah, circle back around. Yeah, I'm McCann. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, how you going?
My sister, no, that's all right. How are you going?
Who's Bonnie? I've got to go, no. How was your... How are you doing?
Abathia.
Abathire.
Oh my God.
Is this your dog, Abathai?
Is it an analogue dog or a digital dog?
He's a digital dog.
And what are you doing out in town today?
Just on me my flow, mate.
Just skating about.
I can write that, right upstairs.
Fuck yeah, brother.
Fuck yeah.
Hey, how are you doing as well?
We're getting the whole pod.
Hey, gentlemen.
And how are you doing?
Good, yourself.
Yeah, I'm doing great.
No, it's his dog.
What a beautiful day.
It is beautiful today.
It's a beautiful day out here in the moor.
The ABC won't come on the show.
Oh, the James Don't Force McCann, Cadamaran plan.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we'll just skip past that.
Can we pet the dog?
What a beautiful dog.
What a beautiful dog.
You want to come and pat the dog?
We're all petting the dog.
Yeah, isn't he?
It's a great-looking dog.
He is, isn't he?
He takes after his owner.
You're a cheeky chapie.
I love the hat.
I love everything.
Look at that.
We're getting a crowd.
Now, they wouldn't come on the show.
They would go.
Well, I was at the exit.
I just having a steak sandwich and a beer, and I got a little crowded,
and we were going to go to the park, but I thought, oh, we'll go down.
We'll see the mall.
Because people don't know about Adelaide.
They haven't seen the beautiful mall's balls.
They don't know this beautiful area.
I never ting.
You ting the balls?
I want to get on there.
There was a guy who got on there one time.
I think he jumped over from, I don't know how he did it.
You ever see that news story about the guy who got up on those balls?
Yeah.
I won't be doing it today, but I think it's something to do.
What was your name?
What's that going to be?
podcast? You got to go? I understand. I understand. Hey, that's all right. You have a good one.
No, no. I understand. And we would still have our friends from the ABC to come over.
No, no, no, they don't want to be on the screen. Sam, blur them. Blur. Blur them out. God bless you. You have a good one.
It's because you do a few. This is mine. This is the James Donald Forbes McCann, Catamaran plan.
Trying to buy a boat. But at the moment, we're just trying to fill time. I'm going to have a baby in a couple of weeks.
So we're trying to record bank episodes where nothing really happens,
and we don't reference anything important, you know, so it can come out in the future.
Sounds like a good plan.
And what are you boys up to?
Stopping.
You want to tell your life story quickly down the barrel of the camera?
Just came to Adelaide recently.
Hopes and ambitions.
All right.
Let's give it up.
Let's go for Anderson, everybody.
And what were your names?
Dominic.
Dominic and Jack.
Let's give it up for Dominic and Jack, everybody.
Dominic and Jack.
We love them.
What is the ABC?
No, they're working for the ABC, I'm just working for me.
I don't think we're on TikTok, we haven't bothered with that.
Blurham.
I don't believe in TikTok.
It's owned by the government.
What's the cause?
The cause?
Trying to buy a boat.
Yeah.
But we've got, man, it's been a long journey since it's started out, just been about a boat.
I don't think he costs me nothing and he works real cheap.
I don't know, man.
I wish they hadn't done it.
I wish, man, you may be too young to remember what this mall used to be
like when it was like pink pavers and different trees. This is what it's always been for you both.
I hate it. I hate these Chinese elms. I hate this lighting.
That used to be a borders man. It used to be a bookstore where you could just come.
You can sit and read books all day. And that's a cotton on. Cheap, you know,
maybe they'll come on as a sponsor. I don't want to talk cotton on down. You know what I'm saying?
Fair cop. You got to get in the right down the gullet. How are you making money?
Very popular show.
Yeah.
How many views do you get?
Far out.
Couple.
Nah, it's not that big.
People on the talk are much bigger.
You want to come on the pod, mate?
You want to come on the podcast?
Brother?
All right.
He seemed he had a good energy.
He had an energy.
You know, some people out, you boys got a good energy.
How old are you?
17.
Whoa.
18.
Whoa.
Get out of here.
You're too young.
Be on this dang.
You can't even be on social media.
Can you?
No, you dodge the bull.
bullet. You got in on time. They're banning social media for the young people. Yeah. Yeah.
I think it's good. You think it's good? Yeah. I'm turning into behind the news. What do you think of
Pauline Hanson? Don't answer that. I actually think she's great. You like Pauline?
I like her, yeah. I think she's going to preserve a future for this country. That's what I'm talking about.
That when over on the ABC when they were coming around asking people, everyone was a lot more guarded.
But over here, cut a bit loose, you know. Paul, you love Pauline. I don't love her, but I don't. I
I think she does.
Italians go home.
I think, yeah.
She's not bad.
She's all right.
I think she wants to...
Maybe we should get Pauline on the pod.
I reckon you should.
Yeah, definitely.
Pauline come out.
Oie, Pauline!
Where are you at?
We're here?
Americans won't really know anything about the Pauline stuff, hey?
Is it for Arkansas?
Mostly.
Really?
Yeah, I was over there, and that's mostly who I got now.
So they want to know about Adelaide?
I don't think I want to know about Adelaide.
I'm just here.
They probably want to know about Bolton Green.
You know, they want to know about...
America stuff. Yeah, they don't really don't look too far out. Another dog. Look at that dog. That's a
beautiful doggy. Beautiful baby dog. Blur him. Cut him out. He doesn't want to be on the show.
Do you want to be? Is that okay? We can cut you out. Oh no, we can use him. We can use him.
I thought he was, sorry, I thought he was giving us a bit of this. I thought he was giving us a bit of
backup, you know? Those ABC people minded, they wouldn't come on the, I mean, that guy's
recording me right now. You see that down there?
Yeah, I do. What's going on with that guy?
No, so I'll ask him what he's doing.
Boys, you, you boys are security boys.
Yeah.
You got to get down there.
Get down there, so stay out.
Yeah.
Security boys.
Yep.
Security boys, I want an answer about what's going on with that man.
Why is he recording me?
Security boys, get down there.
I'll be watching.
We'll record the interaction.
Security boys, you've got to tell me what's going on down there.
I love those security boys.
Security boys, you got it in the wrong direction.
Ah, security boys.
Security boys are walking the wrong way.
Security boys!
See, that's the problem with young people these days.
You try and give them a job.
Try and give them a job.
They won't do it.
Security boys?
Security boys?
What are you doing?
What are you doing now?
Working in the buddy shop?
Security boys.
All right.
They don't want to do no security or nothing.
He's security boys.
All right, that's a lot of pod.
I don't want to become a guy.
I don't want to do it all the time out here.
This is why inside was so nice.
I could kind of get onto a flow on the on the inside.
But then all these people complain about the inside and stuff.
I read all the comments, all the comments like, man, you got, hey, you gotta go back outside.
We need the energy to the outside, but now I'm outside.
It's just frustrating and difficult, and the ABC wouldn't talk to me.
The ABC is like our PBS.
Oh, this steak sandwich is actually making me feel pretty heavy.
I love this.
That's a great, that's good.
I like it.
You want to come on the podcast?
Yeah, you got a good look.
You got a cool look about you.
You do?
What was your name?
I'm Darcy.
Darcy?
Fair cop.
James Donald Forbes McCand, a catamaran plant.
James?
Yeah.
All right.
That's a good name.
It's a good name, Darcy.
Darcy, this is great.
Are you in the military?
No, I'm not at all.
It's just your fresh cut?
This is as close as I get to being whimsy.
I love it.
It looks like you're ready to go to the Bull War.
I know.
I hunt snakes, don't I.
Do you hunt snakes?
No, I don't.
What do you do?
I do nothing at all, actually.
I just went around here, hoping people will recognize me.
I did, I mean, I immediately went.
I've seen a lot of people out here.
You're number one.
Thank you.
We had some real strange-looking characters and individuals.
Oh, you usually get that, you usually get that around it.
I mean, come on.
You've got a great look.
Definitely's better than wearing a skirt, I'll tell you that.
You're from Adelaide?
I'm from Adelaide, boom.
I love you.
You've got an energy.
You've got a vibe.
You've got an energy.
What do you want to do with your life?
How old are you?
I'm actually, as strange as I look, I'm turning 20 in 10 days.
Turning 20.
I do nothing.
You don't go to university or nothing?
No, I get all the education I need from books.
You mean that you've been to endemic? What do you like reading? What books?
Mostly history or things you can really, like a biography of someone actually interesting.
I'm read. I agree with that. I'm an audio book. Do you audio book or is that beneath you?
I've actually never had an audio book before.
I respect that. Only the eyes, never the years. That's the way literature is meant to be consumed.
I'm reading an Andrew Jackson biography. Andrew Jackson. He was a president of the United States.
Oh, yes, one of the, what is that, the 12th?
He's old Hickory, they called him.
Hickory, never heard of that.
You've got a great, this is a great look.
This is a great look.
I love this.
If you got anything you've learned from history,
any beautiful information from history that you want to share with the people
on the James Donald Ford's McCarramaran plan,
that'll have to hear.
You can hold that, get it right up to your mouth,
and share your wisdom.
What do I start?
Wherever you like, but into the microphone.
I don't know.
I've got nothing to really to say.
I don't believe that.
You know what?
Everything about you says something.
You're a beautiful man.
You're a handsome man.
I love the mustache.
Famous people, right there.
You're going to make it.
I don't know where.
I don't know how.
I don't know what.
He's got it.
This guy?
He's got it.
He's got it.
G.O.T.
Space IT.
He's got it.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
God bless you, brother.
All right.
I've been looking for everything you do.
You've got it.
What do you guys got?
Yeah.
Your names?
My name is Sailayas Satsari.
Right?
Saffal.
Beautiful.
And what do you both do?
I'm a student.
Yeah, we're a full-time student now.
Students, and what do you study?
I studied a Master of Information and Communication Technology.
Wow, smart.
You're a smart guy.
And what do you do?
Yeah, same.
We are currently studying.
I love it.
Are you worried that AI is going to disrupt the industry and tear everything apart and it'll be all doomed?
IT industry?
Yeah.
Yeah, it will definitely.
It will just affect the IT industry but not completely destroy the industry.
I hope so.
Yeah, we have to operate by the users also.
There are so many factors that we have to operate by the users, not only depend on the AI.
So there are two perceptions that one, one perception is that AI is going to completely take over the IT jobs.
But what I believe is that the person who can take AI...
Come on the show! You don't want to come on the show?
They were characters, you know, I'm worried the AI is going to make us into slaves.
Rather than taking AI as a competitor, you know, we have to take AI along with our skill.
That's true, but how long can we stay in front of it?
How long before it gets ideas of its own?
I can't give you the exact thing, but, you know, we have to add up the things.
You know, we have to accept the reality.
Risk benefit, you know.
I got a high, what I'm.
I really think in case AI finds out about it and comes to get me.
You know what I'm saying?
Gentlemen,
good luck with your studies.
Congratulations.
Yeah, where can we see this video?
This is the James Donald Forbes-McCannes-Macon.
Okay.
Where can we see this video?
This will be on YouTube and just YouTube.
Okay, can you know your name?
James Donald, Forbes-McChan.
Maybe this is the way we grow a new audience in places, yeah?
Never also.
Please, please.
Happy to get some new...
James.
If you just go James McCann, it'll come up.
YouTube Premium, some of the best money I ever spent.
James McCann.
And then Space?
M.
Yeah.
And Space.
And then MCC.
MCC?
A-N.
Oh, A-N-N.
Yeah.
And I am.
You are here, look.
That's me.
That's me on trigonometry recently.
Yeah, I just said...
Chapter, right?
Yeah, but they talk about, like, the politics.
Their politics guys.
But I thought I was very bad on that one, but they did actually finally release it.
So 1.7.1 million view.
No.
Oh, subscribe.
But not my episode.
money is mine on. It's still okay. It's all right. Yeah, it's doing. It's going to be
uploaded today or what? I don't know. Maybe next week, next week, next week,
fellas. God bless you. Good luck with your studies. Stay strong. I'll be honest,
it's a good energy, hey. It's like a way bad energy than I thought we'd be having on the James
Donald Fawkes-McCann, Canter Moran play today. Just being out here with the people.
Like, we find out over time that as a public space, this is kind of nice. I can see why people
are always doing it with their weird interview TikToky videos, that sort of business.
Should we get one more and then should we pack it in?
Should we call it a day?
Because we're gone, it's a pretty long episode.
Probably need to do some edits.
What kind of dancing?
What kind of dancing was that guy doing?
I only caught the end of it.
Was he doing some provocative dancing?
There was a guy like in front of the camera doing some weird?
Oh, was he doing that?
I thought he was like thrusting.
Yeah, he was hitting me with some Ozzy Ozies.
I don't think everyone will have heard them.
It'll just probably sound like I wanted to do it.
On your lads!
What are the rules with kids on the show?
What are the rules there?
They're old enough to be out and about on their own.
Are they old enough to be on the internet on their own?
Like, what's actually the rules with that, hey?
Being in a public place, crazy.
I don't know that I got heaps more.
I don't have all that much more to say.
You know what it is?
Hey, how's it going?
Oh, come and get on the show.
You want to be on the show?
Yeah.
Hi.
Whatever you want down the barrel.
You're closing the show.
Oh my God, don't say that.
You're closing the show.
Okay, well, my partner Michael loves you.
I love him.
And he says hi.
Hi, Michael.
Hi, Michael.
And that's all I have to say.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Have a good one.
God bless you, Michael.
She was holding the microphone here.
Okay?
And I was, I feel embarrassed about it now because I went to look to the microphone to get the microphone back.
But then I didn't, and she held on to the microphone.
Then I turned back and then I went for the microphone again.
And my concern is, and edit this out if it didn't look like this at all.
My concern is that it will look to the viewers and to Michael her partner.
Like I was looking at her boobs, which I was not.
But now I'm just thinking about how I'm coming across and people go, oh, Jimmy, she'll be looking at some boobs.
I wasn't.
I was trying to get the microphone.
Maybe by going on about it, that sounds worse.
All right, maybe I should have just left that, not worried about it.
but now I'm honestly
pretty worried about it
man we're gonna get out of here
some people just keep coming over
do you want to be on the pod
do you want to get on the podcast
you can get on the podcast if you want
you want to get on yeah come on get on it
yeah what's your name cobber
I'm Josh Josh
I'm happy to meet you Josh yeah
pleasure to meet you Josh would you want to give you
just your best anecdote
right down the barrel of the camera
um
you can't go forcing something
if it's just not right. It's a Green Day lyric and it's also a life lesson. I have a couple
nights ago, me and someone who our lives have been intertwined for about five years have finally kind of
come to the end of that. And a lot of things in my life, oh, a lot of things in my life have been
coming to that end where, you know, you realize, like, no matter... You want to come on as well?
You come on next. He's having a bad time. He's having a breakup. No matter what you do, you're never
going to be able to, you know, you can't force people to do, you know, what you want them to.
You're never going to be able to find those things when you're kind of pushing people to be better
or pushing people to be more of a person you want.
You need to find those people that want to be that person for you or want you to be the best person you can.
You know what? A priest told me, a priest told when I got married to my wife, he said you'll be a cross for one another.
I think that's beautiful that you're crucified upon one another.
You make each other suffer.
You make each other grow.
And it's an act of love, but ultimately an act of sacrifice.
Yes, I like that a lot.
It's hard, man, because sometimes people don't want to do it.
You've got to change for them, they've got to change for you.
But you also got to force.
It's so hard.
It's a tyranny of wills.
It's a tyranny of wills.
Yeah, the will has a tyranny that it exerts over yourself and the other person.
And you'll be doing things in your life.
You go, I'm making my woman suffer.
And you go, I'm making him suck.
Like, you make each, the amount of suffering that you give to each other is a lot.
Well, you know, there's a great quote about that, which is love is so painful and embarrassing
and just horrible that, you know, you want to do it with the right person.
That's so beautiful.
And you know what I was going to say?
I was going to say, with all that suffering.
You know, it can be more suffering not to be with that right person.
That life is suffering.
And that any sense that we can transcend that is, I think, foolish.
I would agree with that.
There were some Buddhists here before, and we didn't talk about that.
Anyway, brother, it's been an honor to have you on the pod.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
Give it up.
Give it up.
Yeah.
Hello, Kama.
How you going?
All right, mate.
What was that guy in the hat saying?
Did he need to come on?
I don't know.
You're in school.
I can't have you on the show.
It's crazy.
You know, these school kids.
Getting out of school.
Um, yeah, I'm a big deal reporter.
Hello.
How do you do?
I'm all right.
How you going?
I'm not bad.
What are the rules on having sweet school boys?
Can we have school children on the pot?
It's after school hours, but they're in their uniform.
The school gives me a call.
The school calls me.
It's like, you get those boys off the internet.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, school's going to.
get me in trouble. Go buy some clothes and cotton on and then you can come on the show.
You got to wear a whole different outfit. Do it. Do it.
They got to represent. You represent Pittsburgh? Yeah, why not? Go pirates. My grandmother was
conceived there. Really? She's Glazwegian and so was a
parents. They met. Pittsburgh's in your blood? It sure is. I love Pittsburgh.
Piracy is a part of the British Empire. Steelers proud. You stealers proud?
Uh, yeah.
Do you feel about Mike Tomlin?
The, I don't know many people that play the sport.
That's part of the thing.
The railway is in my blood.
Railway's in my blood.
Get it out of there.
It's killing me.
Yeah, a lot of that iron.
My grandfather had a thing called hemochromatosis.
Yeah.
Too much iron in his blood.
He was a blacksmith.
I didn't even know that was the thing.
It's a thing.
You don't have that.
You look like a healthy young man.
Yeah, I don't have that.
It's hereditary through the female line,
but it skipped my generation.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
What are you off doing today?
Enjoying the pre-fringe comedy acts, perhaps, in your sense?
Ah?
What's it like being a podcaster?
Man, I mean, today, it's going all right, I think.
What's your vibe?
What's the thing you go with?
I don't, man.
At the moment, like, I'm having a, my wife's just having a child,
and we're trying to bank some episodes and get ahead of it.
but I think this one's coming out next as well.
You know what I think?
I think this one's coming out next.
I thought we'd finally bank some,
but everyone we'd try and bank feels electric.
Are you one of those people that's, like,
paranoid about blessing your children before they come kind of thing?
Before they come, where?
Well, like, before they're...
Well, some people are paranoid if, like,
you bless a woman that's pregnant or a child...
Oh, yeah.
On the way who's superstitious about it?
No, I love...
All blessings for my first.
family. All beautiful blessings. You want to get my family a beautiful blessing? Absolutely.
Bless your family. Hey, God bless you, brother. Up top. Up top. Yes. Yes. Yes. You have a good one.
You have a bloody good one. I'm James. Yeah. Giles, Tim Thuring. Pleased to meet you.
A pleasure and an honor and come on the show anytime. Anytime. I would love to.
The man. Pittsburgh proud. Iron in his blood. God bless you. No, it's good. It's good. You got to do it. You got to get it done.
Get it done. Do it. Flexing. Feeling good. I love it. I love it.
it's a great look.
All right, we better go.
We'll go ahead and this podcast immediately.
I'm tired, man, meeting people.
It's rough.
More people wanted to be on the show than I thought.
I thought we'd be like...
Actually, I really just thought I'd be talking quietly
and people would leave us to be.
I'm very happy with this outcome.
No one's sign and releases.
We've really outlasted the ladies from the ABC.
You know what it is?
Those ladies? I'm just saying, those ladies from the ABC.
How you going?
Are you been in Shintokio?
You got that neon Genesis Evangelion statue?
Do you want to come and show it off to people on the podcast?
You can show it off if you like.
That's your third Neon Genesis Evangelion statue?
That's crazy.
Yeah, show it off.
That's sick.
Tell the people.
It's Evangelion.
I don't know what more to say.
It's so sad.
It's so beautiful.
Do you two want to be on as well?
This is a great look.
So many great people, great vibes out here on the Australia.
I love them.
What have you got?
Uh, one punch man.
Yeah.
Someone from Jojo's Bazaar adventure.
Oh, you got the sex ones too.
Hell yeah, dude.
I love him.
All right.
I disapprove.
But I love that one.
And you know what?
Hey, you got near automata?
Yeah, that's her.
I had a friend who played that.
He'd like, you could make the clothes explode off him.
I didn't do that.
I'm told you, you two have some things that you go sort it out.
God bless you.
You have a good one.
Wow.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm getting by.
You know, I'm all right.
you're not in school you're not in school though are you're finished you want to be on the podcast
all these school kids i don't know the rules are what are you in the 36es oh no i'm not in the 36es
bro i wish i was though but the shirt was it sports college yeah sports college you're going to be
athlete hopefully hopefully i mean um kind of one now but not a pro yet where do you play um i play up
in mount biker for the mavericks but i also play down in here for it's a basketball yeah
We don't have a team yet for the podcast.
What was your name?
Isaiah.
We will follow your work with the Mount Barker Mavericks, and we wish you well.
What position do you play?
I play a point guide, shooting guard.
Up top.
Yeah, you got it.
Thank you, man.
I believe in you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Man, it's a good vibe, actually.
You know, I don't want to leave now.
It's a good vibe out here on the street.
I mean, it may turn at any moment.
Man of the people.
Man of the streets.
This is so nice.
Like, I mean, maybe this is completely unwatchable to the public.
I don't know.
I'm having a great time.
Nah, once you feel like it's going great, it's time to stop.
It's time for us to stop, for sure.
I love you, I miss you, I want you, Nijic, head of Mrenho.
Goodbye.
I think we'll do this again.
See how it goes.
See how goes, but I reckon.
Yeah.
