The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan - Wimbledog is here

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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The most wonderful, fantastic news that you, dear James Donald Forsbekan, Katamaran Plan, viewer slash listener, may have ever heard in regards to this podcast. Glorious. Wow! It's good news. You might be sitting there going, I thought I was all out of good news. I've been having such a bad time. I thought good news would never come again. I thought it was just going to be a slow grind of a tanking economy and the robots that can think. Destroying all my happiness forever as I move ever closer towards death alone. Ladies and gentlemen, we've got some good news.

Huge news! Wimble Dog is out now. The graphic novel Wimble Dog is starting to come out now on my Patreon, the James Donald Forsbican camera and plan Patreon. Wimble Dog, a beautiful story, is coming out one page at a time only for James Donald Forsbican Patreon subscribers

for as little as five Australian dollars a month, which I think is something like two, three dollars in the US terms, you can get access to one page every day of Wimbal Dog, a story that I sat down and I wrote because I thought it was necessary. And I wrote because I thought it was necessary. And I hope you all enjoy it. The great Peter Bedgood is working on it. He's been sending it through to me. I've been reviewing. I've had almost nothing to say.

For so clearly has Peter Bedgood understood my vision for Wimble Dog and translated it in a cinematographic style to the page. Oh, I think you're going to be moved. It's a story of an old, retired tennis player who never achieved the greatness to which he aspired. And a little orphan girl with no hope in the world and not a friend to speak of, except her little dog, big dog, her fully grown golden retriever Wimble Dog, who knows how to play tennis for some reason. Wimble Dog recount their beautiful adventure. I mean in time will Wimble Dog be a live action

Hollywood studio movie? I think so. Boy, you better believe I think at some point. But this is a podcast about me trying to buy a boat and you, if I sell Wimble Dog now without all the attenuant hype on Wimble Dog, they'll give me some paltry sum. Same way as if I tried to get a book deal for Wimble Dog now. They'd scream me. It's important to have a grass roots loving fan base for Wimble Dog.

Before we, I'm having this beer. I've been half had this beer in my pocket for some time. We're just gonna have it. It's so hot. The suit was a terrible mistake. I wanted to dress up and go somewhere nice for the Wimbledon announcement. I keep saying Wimbledon, because I'm getting all stuffy

because of the pollen. Wimbledon! Out now, one page per page per day on the James Donald Forsythian camera and playing Patreon. Sign up his beautiful story as the as the embedded old tennis player and the optimistic young girl work in tandem to and I won't spoil it but what an adventure that you know they used to make movies like that in Hollywood. They used to make feel-good movies about a dog playing a sport.

Air Bud! K9! The one with the baseball playing chimp. Wimbledog! I don't know why they stopped doing them. They were all big, big hits at the box office. I hope they haven't gotten rid of all the animals that can be in movies now that there's CGI, because if we ever get to make it into a movie, well, maybe the production process will be long enough that there's time now for someone to quickly train a golden retriever, excuse me, an airplane is going overhead. I don't know if you can hear that.

Wimble Dog's out now! And I think it's gonna be a big hit. I think you're going to love it, I can't wait to share it with you. I've been sitting on the idea for WimbleDog for a long time, and I used to talk about it on stage, I would just describe what I thought could happen in WimbleDog, and I didn't even know it was called WimbleDog, but a man in the ONC shouted at me, he said, you should call it WimbleDog! Boy, I'd like to thank whoever that was. I may never know.

Shout out to you. You won't be mentioned in the special thanks and you don't get any part of Wimble Dog. Also a big thanks and he will get a special thanks to Adam Lucky, comedian Adam Lucky, who one night when I was on the drink, I think it was at the Creakin' Cave, maybe it was at the mothership here in Austin, and I was just talking about how I was working on Wimble Dog and I just didn't have a powerful ending and he told me I mean you wait you just oh oh the ending of Wimble Dog so fantastic I couldn't believe I said I'm taking that you can have no I'll give you special thanks he said that's all

right what a good dude coming up with the goods clutch final set breakpoint Wimble Dog It's out now I'm also going on tour This is a normal episode of the podcast as well as being the opportunity for me to announce the Wimble Dog is available I'm going on tour. I wrote all the tour dates down and I don't know I don't think I have them anymore Perhaps I'll take a pause and then voiceover them later Perhaps I'll take a pause and then voice over them later. May 14th Portland, May 15th Seattle, June 4th Columbus, June 5th Cincinnati, June 11th Omaha, June 12th Des Moines, June 18th Atlanta, June 19th Raleigh, June 24th Philadelphia,

June 25th Pittsburgh. But the main thing I wanted to talk about was Wimble Dog and how passionate I am about it. Pittsburgh. You stay away from Wimble Dog. You don't need to know. You don't need to experience it. But if you have a full range of human emotion at your disposal, Wimble Dog's gonna push you through every last one of them! All the human emotions, disappointment, victory, ambition, defeat, drunkenness, Japan! They go all over the world in Wimble Dog. We're gonna need a hell of a budget if we ever get to make Wimble Dog.

Japan, France, Australia, United States of America, England, and another country that I haven't decided yet. But it has to look like the Olympics. It'd be great if we could shoot it actually at the Olympic Barrier. If we shoot it all, it doesn't matter if we can... I don't really, if it has to be a cartoon at some point, whatever. Live action, graphic novel, Wimble Dog, on the Patreon, one day at a time. This is a podcast about me trying to buy a boat, and this is the most sure that I've been that a project will come to glorious boat owning fruition ever. I've been pretty sure about some of the other plans. The Books of Poems. New Book of Poems coming out soon! Old Book of Poems just released a video of me reading them. I've never been so sure about a thing.

It's so hot. I've never been so sure about a thing. I mean, is that still recording? Ah! I mean is that still recording? I've never been so, I've never been so sure about a thing as Wimble Dog. I, you know, JK Rowling at a low point, that's what I keep seeing. I see J.K. Rowling in a cafe in Edinburgh, single mother, screaming child. A thought comes to her, a vision, Harry appears and says, Hello, J.K. Rowling. She says, Hello, who are you? He says, I'm Harry Potter. There's a whole world and story for you to write about me.

You're gonna be beloved by everybody." And she said, Wow! I'll start writing it down now. And then Harry said, Also, there's gonna be some trans stuff. You're gonna come up to me. She said, What's trans? And Harry said,

You don't need to know about that right now. As the plane goes overhead. That's where I feel like I'm at.