The Joe Rogan Experience - #10 - Joe Rogan

Episode Date: March 3, 2010

This episode is only available as audio. Joe sits down with Joe Rogan.

Is this working? It doesn't seem to be. We'll be right back. Outro Music Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here, but I got no video. This whack-ass shit, it just, it never ends. I can't get it right. You can hear me, but you can't see me.

Ladies and gentlemen, I do not know how the fuck this program works that's supposed to get me on. I don't know why it's not showing. Let's try this. We'll try this again. Hey! We got it. We're in. So, I'm playing Gangstar out of respect for a guru from Gangstar.

Had a heart attack this week. He went into a coma. He's in like some sort of a medically induced coma. Some dude said it best on Twitter. He said, that's when you know you're getting old. When hip-hop stars start having fucking heart attacks. Man, he's 43. He's only a year older than me.

What are you going to do, ladies and gentlemen? We're all dying slowly. Not this motherfucker. Look at this dude from National Geographic Magazine. I just picked this up. I don't even know the story, but I just had to pick it up because it's hilarious. It's about polygamy. It says polygamy in America, and it's one dude who's got 5 wives

and 46 children now my only problem with any of this shit is that these creepy fucks are always marrying 16 year olds that's why they don't tell you about it and when you go into the article that's actually a big

point here that a couple of these guys have been arrested like this fucking freak. Tell me that guy, you can't even see, but that looks like somebody you should just arrest. He was apparently married to some 16-year-old who's sentenced him to 10 years in prison for sexual assault.

That's the only problem with these creepy fucks with this crazy five-wife shit. The only way you can get chicks to agree to that is if they're drugged up, retarded, or really, really young. And that's how these guys pull this shit off. That's not fair. You know what I'm saying? I mean, if you're pulling it off total pimp style,

like if you're just some Hugh Hefner type character that like lays down the law and is like, listen, I'm gonna have a bunch of chicks and it's all... This guy's like, he's like getting them when they're a bunch of chicks and it's all this guy's like he's like getting them when they're really young and brainwashing them so it really is like a cult because believe me chicks don't want that but hey if you can pull it off when you're an adult whatever i'm not a hater i'm all for it if you can pull it off as an adult but like i said with these creepy theses, these...

I don't know what this dude's thing is called. I guess it's a Mormon splinter group. You know, whatever. No one has any fucking answers. Any ideology that you follow is going to be full of shit. Any one of them. All of them. Unless it's completely open. Unless there's not one single person that's laying down rules, not one single person that's telling you what to do, unless it's just a gigantic

group of people that are all really like-minded, open-minded, and thinking about things. That's the number one problem with democracy, is that fucking anybody can vote, and you can easily, like, get people to think the way you're thinking it's not that difficult most people have no idea how to think and on top of that they have to fucking work and they have a family and they have obligations they have debt and they have problems and they're trying to get laid there's a lot of shit going on so for them to be paying attention to what's really going on with the national deficit and all that crap it it's not going to happen, man. It's too much to think about. Even the fucking people that work in finance don't understand finance.

If they did, how did that Bernie Madoff thing ever get off? How did that guy ever pull that shit off? He pulled that shit off because no one understands the system. It's nuts. That system is just, they're just fucking buccaneers. Those guys are just pirates. Stealing money left and right. And that's how our world works, ladies and gentlemen.

So since I did this podcast last, Killer Whale killed his trainer. And you saw, people follow me on Twitter. I posted a lot of shit about that on Twitter. Because I thought it was completely fucking ridiculous. That they, first of all, they take these animals that are super intelligent, and they cage them, you know, the way this, this whale was raised, this whale in particular was raised in Canada,

and the place where they had him would, they would give him this little tiny cell to share with these other whales at night, so they would, like, stuff them into this thing where they literally couldn't turn around, they couldn't move, They couldn't do anything. And if he didn't go into his cage and if he didn't do his tricks, they would, they would deprive him of food up to 25 to 30% of his daily food intake. They would just cut it back from him. So this poor animal was, who was as intelligent as us, was forced forced to star forced to do tricks to get his food and forced to willingly enter into a cage in order to get his food so this is a fucking angry animal not on top of that they don't really let him breed they excite him and then they extract sperm from him like they basically jerk him off you know and they sell his sperm because it's

worth a lot of money they're trying to breed whales in captivity because people find it very distasteful when you go and capture killer whales now because we know how smart they are. We know how tied they are to their family. This whale was stolen from his family when he was two years old. They're supposedly as close to human beings as you can get, but being totally alien from us. I mean, they don't alter their environment.

They can't change their surroundings. They don't have anything they can pick shit up. But they have dialects. They have different sounds for different packs of whales, so they understand each other, and different pods of whales, so they understand each other's dialect. They mate, and they stay together. They stay with their family for life.

This whale would have been with his mom for life. And they just fucking snatched him out of the water when he was two years old. The whole thing is so creepy. It's basically slavery. It's slavery, but we allow it because we don't understand them. I mean, that's really what it is. Those fucking animals are super intelligent.

I read that their cerebral cortex is 40% larger than ours. You know, they're lacking some things that we have, and they have, you know, more of other things that we have. But what's very clear is that they're super intelligent. Their intelligence is so difficult to understand, though, because it's so alien. Because their world is so alien. I mean, they live, they are out there just with their mouths. They're super intelligent and they're killing with their fucking face.

You know, they're not like removed from it like us where you go to the supermarket and you pick up a steak. They are as intelligent as supposedly as humans. And they kill with their own head. I mean, that's a totally different mindset. Totally different world they live in. They have to kill sharks because sharks will occasionally, you know, attack their pups. I mean, that's a totally different mindset, totally different world they live in. They have to kill sharks because sharks will occasionally, you know, attack their pups. And, you know, that's just dangerous.

They don't like having sharks around. There's a killer video. There's a cool video online of a killer whale killing a great white shark. You know, they've never killed a single human being in the wild, ever. They only kill human beings in captivity. Why? Because those fucking human beings are like prison guards, man. Those are slave masters. It's just like us taking someone and putting them in jail if we don't understand their language.

It's really no different. I think that killer whales are probably definitely smarter than some people. Think of the dumbest fucking people that you know. I bet killer whales are probably smarter smarter than some people. I mean, think of like the dumbest fucking people that you know. I bet killer whales are probably smarter than Sarah Palin. I bet if you had like a killer whale, had like a contest, like some sort of a, you know, mental aptitude contest with like a real meathead, I bet the killer whale would win, you know, for sure. It's fucked up, man. We don't't we don't ever get our shit together that's what really drives me nuts

it's like human beings for whatever reason are exactly as we've always been we just don't get our shit together you know I don't understand it I don't know what the fuck

our problem is it doesn't seem like we're ever working anything out just the same shit over and over and over and over again. So, my friends on Twitter, what is cracking? I will now go to the Twitter little chat thing, try to get some questions if this browser doesn't crash. chat thing. Try to get some questions if this browser doesn't crash.

Now the way I'm doing it, I'm going to browse with Firefox and I'm going to stream the show with Safari like you give a fuck. So I guess they just signed James Toney to the UFC. I guess that's real. That's awesome, man.

If it's true, I want to see it. I want to see some freak shows. I want to see... I would love to see James Toney versus someone good. You know, a good grappler. Or not even, man. Maybe someone who's good will stand up with him a little bit. Maybe a good, like...

You know what I would love to see? James Toney versus Pat Barry. You know? James Toney with those four ounce gloves. People don't realize how good that guy's hands are. He's going to show people a whole different level. If someone will stand with them, but that's the thing. If somebody doesn't want to stand with them, they're just going to take his ass down at will. And they're going to kick his legs out from under him. That's going to be the biggest shock. I just wonder who he's going to train with. I

wonder if he's going to really train with kickboxers and with jiu-jitsu guys. And if he's going to take leg kicks and learn how to check kicks. Or side check kicks, as he calls it. No. Who knows, man? Who the fuck knows? I guess he's a heavyweight. I don't think he's going to lose weight.

I mean, he is a boxing heavyweight champion. I mean, he destroyed Holyfield at heavyweight. I'm fucking psyched for that, man. I think that's going to be fun. I think it's going to be interesting. But like I said, I want to see Jose Canseco versus Herschel Walker. I'm a freak. I want to see the freak shows.

My Twitter people. My friends. All right, let me get some of these. Christian group wants killer whale stoned to death. Is that true? That's interesting. You might have just made that shit up, you fuck. Jerry vet. I don't know. Is that true? James Tony versus Herschel Walker? Oh, I don't know, man. I don't know if that's a good move.

I think that would be a little dangerous. I think Herschel needs a few more fights before he steps in there with a guy who can bang like James Tony, unless Herschel's got a really good takedown defense. I don't know. Or really good takedowns, rather. Very possible. Some of these questions are really terrible.

World's strongest man to fight in the UFC, that Pudzianowski guy. I think they're talking about Pudzianowski fighting James Toney, which I think is very interesting. Not James Toney, excuse me. They're talking about Pudzianowski fighting Tim Sylvia, which I think is very interesting, because Pudzianowski is super strong and everything,

and he's a beast of a man, but goddamn, I mean, how much are people selling Tim Sylvia short? Yeah, Ray Mercer knocked him out with a big punch, but guess what? Ray Mercer would knock out almost anybody with that fucking punch, and Ray Mercer hits you in the jaw like that, there's not a whole lot of people that I could imagine outside of Mark Hunt in his prime taking that punch on that chin, you know? I think people are selling Tim Sylvia very short. The dude's good, man. He's very good. This guy says,

James Toney isn't dedicated to anything but food. That's not true, sir. How dare you? It couldn't be because you can't get that good. I mean, it's impossible. It's impossible to get that good and not be training all the time. It's not possible. For sure, he's got killer boxing technique.

His ability to shoulder roll punches and ability to block punches and counter. He's one of those dudes that can stay right outside and just land counters. I'm interested in seeing what happens when a guy like that punches somebody with those little gloves on. And who knows? I mean, he might break his fucking hands. I mean, that's possible too. I don't think he's had hand problems in the past, but I'm curious to see. I wonder what would happen with a guy like Floyd Mayweather

who has had hand problems. Those little gloves, they don't offer that much protection. And if you catch a guy on the elbow or you catch a guy, like, top of his head or something like that or you just hit him the wrong way, you could break your hand. Very, very possible. But I think it's interesting, man.

I'm thinking, you know, all these crazy fights, the Herschel Walker thing with Jose Canseco,'m thinking, you know, all these crazy fights, the Herschel Walker thing with Jose Canseco, this James Toney thing, all these crazy fights, what they do is they get more people thinking about mixed martial arts. And the more people think about mixed martial arts, the more they're going to watch the real fighters. Not that these guys aren't real fighters, but the real high-level fighters.

You know, the Machidas and the Anderson Silvas and Cain Velasquez, those kind of guys, so I think it's all good It's all good Coming to Canada this week you dirty bitches. I'm coming to Halifax I'm coming to Ottawa and I'm coming to Toronto where I've never been and I'm very excited because I've Wanted to go to Toronto for a long

ass time, I've been trying to make it happen forever, and for whatever reason, I just couldn't pull it off, couldn't pull it off, but now I got it together, so tomorrow I'm at the Casino Nova Scotia in Halifax, and then Friday I I'm at the Bronson Center in Ottawa. And then Saturday, I'm at the Queen Elizabeth Theater in Toronto. And I think... I think Nova Scotia... The Casino Nova Scotia in Halifax is almost sold out. And Saturday night is sold out.

The Toronto thing is sold out i believe so i'll see you my friends we're gonna have a good time i just got back from dallas which is a crazy ass town dallas people are nuts that place is a lot of fun texas is a lot of fun in general just people love to party in texas man the shows i have in texas just always seem to be like a little extra rowdy, a little extra crazy, just a fun-ass fucking state. That's where I'm going to go when the apocalypse hits. That's my next move. My next move is Texas. As soon as San Francisco breaks off and falls into the ocean, I'm going to take the hint, pack up my shit, move to Texas.

That's where you want to be if Al-Qaeda attacks America too. Al-Qaeda. There's like a hundred Al-Qaeda, right? It's one of the crazy things they said about Afghanistan. There's like a hundred Taliban in Afghanistan. I don't know if it's right. I don't know if it's true. The fucking world's filled with lies, ladies and gentlemen.

I don't understand any of it, neither do you. Why are we playing games? Why do we pretend that we understand the news and with all the bullshit the government feeds us to even pretend that we know exactly what's happening overseas is laughable that shit's ridiculous there's no way you can know what's going on in afghanistan when i hear people arguing you know well you know what man the taliban right now and the position that al-qaeda is in it's imperative that we what are you? Even fucking talking about dude. I know that you have a kid. I know that you're a fucking accountant I know that you play softball. That's a lot of time that you just ate up

Where where's the time to going to Afghanistan and really finding out what the fuck is going on with the Taliban needs not happening Right, you're just talking out of your ass. That's what everybody's doing out what the fuck is going on with the Taliban. It's not happening, right? You're just talking out of your ass. That's what everybody's doing. They're reading talking points based on the various right-wing or left-wing websites or right-wing or left-wing television shows. They're picking a side

and they just fucking get on it. And that's the problem with human beings. All this nutty shit happens in the world and one of the reasons why we allow nutty shit to happen is because we get on a team. You know, we get on a team and we pick it. That's why so few Democrats are complaining about Obama.

Democrats should be going fucking bonkers, just like everybody else is going bonkers. Because Obama's proven to be no different than any of the rest of them. But Democrats, they're not saying any crazy shit about Obama because Obama is on their team. And that's how people look at shit. And that's why we're so fucked up. You know, I mean, this guy, he sends, he gets the Nobel Peace Prize and then sends 30,000 troops to Afghanistan. Could you imagine how Democrats would react if a Republican did that?

They would go fucking crazy. Meanwhile, with Obama, they're like, no, they don't want to say anything. I mean, it's really the perfect way to get, if Republicans were a genius, I mean, if the big cabal conspiracy is true, if there are billionaire bankers that totally control the world, what a genius way to control everything. You get a black liberal and you have him do exactly the same thing that Republicans do. Get a black liberal, a guy who's supposedly liberal, but yet is sending, I mean, he's liberal in the way he spends tax dollars, this fucking, all this crazy shit with the bailout, the fact that they're not accountable for this money. We can't exactly figure out where it all went. And they haven't loosened lending at all. That was the whole idea about this. It was supposed to stimulate the economy and make that money more accessible. But they've loaned less money than ever before. I mean, the whole

thing is, it just reeks of crime. It reeks of corruption and opportunism. Yet, you know, how many Democrats are talking about it? Very few. The reason why is because he's on their team. It makes no sense. It's like a guy on a football team throwing the fucking ball the wrong way and the crowd is still cheering. I mean, it's really what it's like. Or the crowd's not saying anything. They're pretending they don't know.

We love to be on fucking teams. It's one of the worst things about human beings. And one of the scariest teams right now is Team Stupid. It's not even Team Republican. Team Stupid jumps on Team Republican because Team Republican. Team Stupid jumps on Team Republican because Team Republican doesn't talk down to them. But that's why the Sarah Palin thing works so well.

The reason why Sarah Palin works so well is not because all these people believe with her ideas and agree with her ideas and agree with her on the issues. They don't even know how she stands on the issues. One of the scariest videos I ever saw online was this dude at a Sarah Palin book signing. These motherfuckers were in line for hours. It was like zero degrees outside. They're in line for hours waiting to talk to Sarah Palin, talking

about how she should be president and about, you know, they're just bringing back to basic values and go back to the way America should be. And all that talk is just stupid talk. That's what they are. What they're saying is she seems like me. I am dumb. I don't know what the fuck is happening. I'm terrified. I believe in fairy tales. I believe in dumb nonsense that's easily disproven. And I like her because she does too. They like the fact that Sarah Palin believes that evolution is bullshit and that the Earth is only 10,000 years old. She believes that. She said that to a fucking teacher in Alaska. She had a conversation with him, you know, but long before she ever ran for president or vice president, rather.

That's what they like. They like stupid. People love stupid shit. They love someone that makes them feel like they're okay. If you use a Windows computer, you love other people that use Windows. You use Windows too? Yeah, Windows rules. Macs are for fags. Or it's the other way. If you're a Mac head, you're like, look at those idiots and their fucking Windows. People love to be on the same team, whether it's Republican or Democrat or smart or stupid. How many dumb people have you ever met that are on Team Smart? A lot, right? There are a lot of dumb people that try to pretend to be smart.

And then you talk to them about things and they just have like these talking points that they can repeat, but they really have just adopted a conglomeration of other people's opinions. They haven't really thought anything out. And when you challenge them on the very ideas for these opinions that they're organizing and governing their entire lives, they really have nothing to say about it because they haven't really thought about it. That's a smart person, according to most people. That's someone who's on Team Smart, but he's really a dumb guy, and that's very common. It's just taking advantage of the whole team thing, and that's what the fuck is going on with Obama. We got a guy who's pretending to be on one team and doing exactly the same thing

that the other team would do. This guy says, Dustin Hunter says, I didn't used to hate McCain until he brought Palin into the picture. I think what Sarah Palin should show all of us is that

clearly she's not qualified to run the world. There's no way. Nobody believes that. But what that shows you is that the position of president really is just horseshit. They really are just a spokesperson. You get into that position, you're a spokesperson for big business. It's no more than being a star of a sitcom. You know, you're not writing the sitcom.

You're the star of the sitcom. You're the guy that they choose to play the fat postal worker or whatever the fuck you are, the bartender, whatever you are. You know, you're the black liberal. You know, you're the white rancher. I mean, George Bush even went so far as to buy a fucking ranch in Texas. I mean, that guy, he's from fucking Maine. They just played this part of the Texas down home. Remember, he used to be on the ranch sawing wood and shit.

What the fuck are you doing, man? Sawing wood? You're supposed to think that you're on my side now? It's like they're playing a part you know and that's what's going on so mccain i mean he's no different than all the rest of them you know if you were really a maverick you never get to that position the guys like ron paul the guys that stand up and i mean ron paul just gave back a hundred thousand dollars to the treasury from his i guess from i don't know exactly what the details of it

i have to read it sounds real good good talking point but ron paul is like he's like this old dude that wears sneakers you know he wears suits with sneakers on you know why because he doesn't give a fuck you know he doesn't care they're black they're so they're the leather and the bottom's rubber they're more comfortable than fucking stupid shoes with slippery soles you know i mean that's the kind of dude he is he's's just, just don't give a fuck dude. And those dudes don't get to be president. Those dudes just get to talk a lot and somewhere, someone along the line figures out some way to discredit them, make them look nutty. You know, you remember when, when he was talking, when all the people were talking about presidential

candidates back in 2008, you know, Ron Paul, they were, they were talking about presidential candidates back in 2008, you know, Ron Paul, they were joking about him, laughing about him, left and right. Meanwhile, everything he said came true. When he was talking about the economic collapse, when he was talking about, I mean, everything that he said about the bailout, everything he said about where the money was going to go, he's fucking right

about all this shit, and they still make it seem like he's a nut. And, you know, somehow or another managed to connect him to 9-11's a nut and you know somehow or another managed to connect him to 9-11 truthers and you know fucking david ike reptilian conspiracy theorists like all these fucking nutty people they somehow or another wound up connecting them all together to somehow or another discredit anything that might be a little bit controversial or weird you know that's another thing that people like to do they love to love to box shit up nice and, you know, that's another thing that people like to do, they love to, love to box

shit up nice and tidy, you know, and, you know, if you're saying some things that are uncomfortable for people to hear, they just stick you with some 9-11 truthers or something along those lines, and just shut you right the fuck up, you know, Ron Paul apparently doesn't believe in evolution though, which is very interesting. Because that's, you know, whether or not you believe that there's a God or whether or not, I mean, I don't think the two, I don't think they're mutually exclusive. I think that the idea of evolution is like the idea that everything becomes more and more complex as time goes on. And we could see that, the evidence of that. We could see that in our own lives. We could see that in our own culture. Try watching a TV show from 1950.

They were so fucking dumb. I mean, they were so dumb, it's like staggering. They're like a comedy now. It's almost like they're a parody. If you watch Father Knows Best or something like that, it really is almost like a parody. And the reason being because people did not have as much access to information back then.

They were more naive. Our culture was less evolved. If you look at the music from 1930 and then look at the music here in 2010, it's very clear that things are becoming more and more complex. They're evolving. Sure, there's some dumb shit that's stuffed in there too. And there's always going to be dumb shit. You need to feed the dummies. It's stuffed in there too, and there's always going to be dumb shit.

You need to feed the dummies. But on the most part, like rock music and more complex music, it's just – it sounds different. The production quality is far better. What they can do with music and sound is far better. It's evolving. It's becoming more complex, just like all organisms are. There's a place in the Congo where the Congo is only – the way it is right now, the rainforest has only been like that for a couple thousand years. 2,000 years ago, what it was, it was grasslands, but the grasslands, because the climate changed, became this rainforest, and

there's a lot of, like, plains animals that are stuck inside this incredibly dense jungle, and one of them is this little antelope and this little antelope i think it's called a duiker it swims underwater and it eats fish it's in the fucking antelope family it's this little tiny short-legged antelope it swims underwater and eats fish i mean if that's not something fucking adapting and surviving and this is over the course of just a couple of thousand years there's a fish in the congo that climbs out of the water and walks to the next waterhole and then dives in. I mean, what the fuck is that? That's something evolving. You know, that's, this is evolution that's occurring in this little small area over a very short period of time.

I mean, the idea that this fucking antelope developed to swim because there's so much water there and there's rivers and all this shit and there's, you know, it's a way to get more food. They swim underwater and they eat fish. I mean, it's fucking craziness. They've developed the ability to hunt, you know, and it's an antelope. I mean, that's pretty crazy stuff. That doesn't mean there's no God. It just means there's some other shit going on. You know, it doesn't mean that there's not some one all-powerful thing at the end of it. The idea, though, that that one all-powerful thing at the end of it looks like us and talks English and, you know, is, you know, it wants you to follow his way or you burn in hell or all that fucking kookiness. That's obviously people fucking with the idea.

But I think the idea that the whole thing might be operating under some sort of an ethic, that the whole universe might be operating under the force of at least an energy or a direction. We think of God as being a thing, but maybe God is everything. Maybe God is all things, and that all things work together. But that our job, whatever our job is on this earth, that we're moving in a direction where we have to compete in order to facilitate that movement. And in order to really be in competition with each other, we have to sort of think separate from each other. We have to compete with each other. So there has to be a you and there has to be a me. There has to be separation to compete sexually. There has to be separation to compete financially, to compete career-wise. And that may be all a byproduct of the law of

nature, that it might be moving us in this direction. And that might be one of the reasons why people are slowly starting to become aware of that idea. I mean, the idea that all human beings and everything in this whole universe are somehow connected. You know, I mean, that might be really what's going on. But we might be unaware of that because our job is on this planet, in this life, in this dimension, our job is to facilitate something. Our job is to compete with

each other in order to facilitate our cultural evolution. Because if we didn't have that, if we didn't think like that, you know, if we lived like monks or if we, you know, lived like Native Americans, we wouldn't, no technology would get done, you know, theoretically live like monks are free you know lived like a native americans we wouldn't you know technology would get done theoretically at this point i don't know you know at this point i may be on hiding the chat rogan fans of that shit insane

uh... that bad it's going out over here let's see this you stream slow as fuck this guy says are you as high as me I don't know how high you are, buddy. I don't answer trick questions. How dare you. So, here we go. Oh, Ron Paul hates blacks. Are you sure? Dennis Kucinich is the Ron Paul of the left. Yeah.

He seems to be another one. You never know what these Dennis Kucinich guys are. I think Ron Paul is pretty obviously legit. But you never know how many of these guys just decide that like there's a lot of money in being a rebel. You know, it's very possible. It's very possible that, you know, they're just fucking playing us and that they, they know they can get a good movement going on. Sort of like gurus, you know, have you ever met anybody that proclaims to be like really uh like open-minded and all about love but really it turns out they're kind of all about themselves and they're kind of

like full of shit like they're really not on a quest they're just all about like fulfilling their ego you know and that this that stance the loving you know open i'm a buddhist i've been practicing buddhism for a while now and then And then you really get to know the guy. Get him drunk and he's a douchebag. What is that? I think there's a lot of people that are doing that. I think that could be the Dennis Kucinich thing too. Who knows? He might be legit. I'm not saying Dennis Kucinich in general.

I'm saying it's very possible. I'm not saying Dennis Kucinich specifically, but it's very possible, especially in today's day and age, that someone could posture themselves, position themselves as like the outsider, position themselves as the rebel. Someone who's outside the system is going to take it down. You know, look at all this corruption. Look at all this chaos. What we need to do is this.

I'm willing to give up all my money. I'll work for free and, you know, build some kind of a crazy movement behind them. I mean, it's really not a bad idea. So many disenfranchised people. Right? My friends? You know what the fuck I'm talking about. Yeah, they found tons of water on the moon.

I would think that would be really interesting if I hadn't seen Sunshine last night. Right now, I don't give a fuck about space. I saw a stupid science fiction movie last night that was really good for like three quarters of it. It was a fascinating movie for like three quarters of the movie and then it just took this left turn down what the boulevard and it was just just retarded the last quarter of it's literally like someone took

the script and like got a hold of like the last 20 pages and just jacked the whole movie just wanted to make sure that the movie sucked. I mean, it was really like somebody had a vested interest in the studio failing. Opening for me tomorrow would be the lovely and talented Sam Tripoli. If you've never seen Sam before, he's fucking hilarious. And he's an old school comedy store veteran. I've known Sam forever. And Ari had a back out last minute. Some shit came up.

He just nailed some nice commercials. So Ari's making some loot. He had to make that paper. You know what I'm saying? So Ari had a back out. So Sam Tripoli's in, who is a hilarious dude. So it's going to be a fuck of a hell of a lot of good time. Yeah, Zombie Sunburn Man says, cheese cow. Yeah, you know what i'm talking about man that movie

sucked at the end didn't it that was ridiculous what would the world be like if everyone could separate from their ego that's the problem i don't think it would work you know one of the you know the realities of this life is there's a whole system set up and one person out of 6 billion is not going to change the whole system. And the way the system is set up for the majority of human beings is competition and competition, sexually competition, socially competition, financially, and that that competition, when, when you have that, it fosters innovation. It makes sure that people create new things. It makes sure that people work hard.

It makes sure that people compete with each other and things get done. And I wrote a blog about this that I think that that's what human beings' purpose on this earth is. I think that our purpose as materialists, this whole idea of competition and capitalism and materialism, that it might be really just to support technology, that it might be the universe's way of making us evolve, that we might not just evolve physically by, you know, our cells becoming more complex, our DNA becoming more, but it might be more complicated than that we might be evolving by integrating with technology we might be evolving by facilitating technology to to emerge and you know i mean it might be as simple as i wrote about in my blog about there's a uh

an aquatic worm that uh infects grasshoppers and it it takes over the grasshopper and makes the grasshopper a zombie. Like, it infects them. It's a parasite. Gets inside their body. Grows inside the body cavity, the grasshopper. Then rewires the grasshopper's brain and forces the grasshopper to jump into water and drown

so that they can pop out of the grasshopper's body and survive. If that ain't some shit. I mean, that is fucking nuts. That's a really crazy thing to think about. That this organism tricks another organism to commit suicide and thus give birth to it. Because that's the only way that aquatic worm could live. It can't live in the grasshopper's world.

If it comes out in the grasshopper's world, it'll dry out and it'll die. But if it talks the grasshopper into committing suicide by jumping in the lake, grasshoppers can't swim. You know, I mean, that's like a fire bug talking you into diving into a volcano. It doesn't make any sense. Like it's certain death. If a grasshopper jumps into that water, it's certain death. And somehow or another, this organism talks the grasshopper into doing it you know it might very well be that our purpose as an organism that the human being's purpose in this world is to make something else that our purpose is to create a life form out of technology it's very possible very very possible if you think about what life is i mean what life is i mean there's cellular life

and there's you know we assume that that's what all life is but what life is is something that reproduces something that exists it moves about of its own accord it you know even well plants don't do that but plants reproduce and it there's there's a. It takes in energy and puts out energy, breathes in oxygen, puts out carbon dioxide. It's like that applies to computers. That applies to electronics. Yeah, we create them, but they require something and they release something. You know, when you're playing with a computer, you know, you turn it on. It requires power, but then it radiates images and it radiates information and it connects to other computers.

I mean, there's a whole process. It's very similar to a life form. And if at one point in time, if they become sentient, that means if they have a mind of their own, if they can think for themselves, if they're aware they're alive, if they're aware that they're individuals or if they become conscious, if that happens, who's to say that's not a life form? I mean, if artificial intelligence is more intelligent than us,

just because it's artificial, just because we created it, doesn't mean it's not real. I mean, to call it artificial intelligence, it's not artificial like, you know, here's a fucking Ferrari that's made of cake. You can't drive it artificial intelligence, it's not artificial like, you know, here's a fucking Ferrari that's made of cake. You can't drive it. No, it's fucking intelligent. It's real intelligent. It's not. It's more synthetic intelligence. It's more man-created intelligence. But to call it artificial, I'm not sure if that's right. I'm not sure if that's the way to look at

it. Or maybe I just smoke too much weed. That's possible too. But, you know, I don't think so. I'm going with my initial ideas. Computers will have a soul. Well, that's the big question. What the fuck is a soul? I mean, that's a question of what a soul is. That's a slippery goddamn question right there.

I mean, is that real? Is a soul real? What is it? Is a soul is, that's a slippery goddamn question right there. I mean, is that real? Is a soul real? What is it? Is a soul energy? Is a soul the same in us as it is in all things? I mean, what if fucking desks have souls? What if wood has a soul? We don't know.

I mean, I always say that to vegetarian friends. People would be like, oh, I don't eat meat. I don't believe in animal suffering. I understand that. And I appreciate that. I like animals too. But what, how do we not know that trees suffer? You know, I talked to Daniel Pinchbeck, this psychedelic author dude. He told me that trees can feel pain and that they've proven it and that they can detect when people in a room, like when someone has done them harm, that you like hook them up to like some sort of a sensor and they can detect when the person has

done harm, like they react when the person's in the room. So how do we not know we're not torturing trees? Trees are just some life form that we can't understand. You know, I mean, it might be just a less obvious version of us, you know, being willing to imprison dolphins, you know, maybe keeping a fucking plant in your house sucks for the plant maybe that's terrible for them you know can you imagine what it feels like to be some shitty plant that everybody forgets to water and you just sit there like half starving to death all the time you know we don't know that's that's a form of life plants are a form of life so whether you eat plants or you eat animals, man, for real, I don't think it's nearly, well,

I don't really think there's that much of a difference. Don't eat people, because people talk. They scream. Supposedly. Mm-hmm. They did that on Mythbusters? Is that true, buddy? They did that on Mythbusters and they proved that the plants can't think or they can't

feel you or react? Because I'm pretty sure that was like scientific data from like a university who was quoting me i don't know though i will leave it up to you people to google i could google that shit right now but then i'll be all distracted and i would not be able to keep my flow best vaporizer for like 200 bucks this is a hilarious question vito caputo do you think fedor is a bitch yeah oh yeah totally yeah it's just you go tell him go tell him he's a bitch it's not like knocked out or submitted or beaten the fuck out of every human being he's faced

yeah what a bitch. What? And regardless of whether you like the UFC, you want to see that matchup or what, there's no way you can call that guy a bitch. That guy's a fucking savage. That guy's spooky. It's hilarious.

Stupid, stupid question, my friend. Why am I getting the same Twitter... twitter messages over and over again stop cutting down trees discusses yeah man we don't live like avatar brother try to read these and find reasonably interesting. God damn, some of these questions are crazy. The ghost in the machine?

Yeah, I mean, look, it's not my thought. I mean, a million people have come up with it. They have movies on it. I mean, the Terminator idea, that's all about it. Ray Kurzweil, all his ideas, it's all based on the same ideas. Technology's going somewhere. I mean, it kind of makes sense. It's like, you get caught up in John and Kate and fucking Tiger Woods and all this nonsense,

and everybody forgets. Everybody forgets what the fuck is really going on, that we are creating things. We have a culture. We're moving towards something. And it seems to me, as my armchair psychologist self, not even psychologist, armchair futurist, you know, that something's happening. You know, we're moving towards something. And all the blinders are in place to make sure that we keep going. All the blinders. I mean, that's one of the weirdest things about being a human being is that everybody goes through this life pretending like it's going to lead to something, that you're going to be able to be static. this wild, just temporary experience. Everybody treats it like it's permanent. Like you're saving things and you're putting aside savings and you're, you know, you're planning for the future.

And, you know, one day I'm going to make it. And we have this whole idea, like you're going to get somewhere and then everything is going to stop. But that's just bullshit. No one's, no one's just being real with us about that. We're all temporary. And the fact that we don't address that and we don't really embrace the moment, that's one of the most important things about being a human, recognizing that this shit is just fleeting. It's going to come and it's going to go, and you've got to just pile in as much enjoyment and pleasure and fun and positive energy as you can because that's really what it's all about spread as much as you can leave as much to help

other people as you can say as much as you think that you think is gonna help other people I mean that's that's really what it's all about meanwhile we're all fucking planning for a bigger house you know working on saving for a bigger TV constantly distracting ourselves with fucking items. Items and notions. Notions of retirement and the golden age and someday I'm going to do this. But you're not doing shit. It's right now.

It's someday. There is no someday. There's this moment and this moment goes on forever. There's a bunch of shit happening during this moment. There's things that keep going on, like the earth keeps spinning around a star and you keep getting tired and you have to rest for a little while but it's still the same god damn moment and we need to treat it like

that we need to treat it like it's one big thing you know that it's not going to be here forever it's one big fucking ride and it lasts 80 something years and then who knows and who who knows? And who fucking knows?

Why do you think America's never made a big deal out of Russia giving us the 9-11 monument? Hmm. I don't even know they did. I haven't thought about that. I don't even know they did. I haven't thought about that. I don't know I don't even know what that monument is.

You know I mean look the whole 9-11 thing man who the fuck knows what that's all about. Who the fuck

knows what any of it is all about. Do you write comedy or does it flow out? You have to write. Very important. You can't just flow it out because you'll forget a lot of the shit you say.

You have to write it down and writing it down helps you come up with more things and branch off of it. It takes longer to write a word than it does to think of the word. You think like you're writing Polar, you know, polar bear, you think about a polar bear instantly, but you're writing about that polar bear.

As you're writing, you're in the act of putting down the letters, in the act of putting together the sentences, there's much, much, much more thinking. You know, that's one of the reasons why my blogs, I think anybody's writing, you know, if you edit it, will always sound much smoother, more precise, more concise than these retarding ramblings that I do on Ustream. I mean, the Ustream ramblings, I don't have any notes. I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't have a fucking clue. And that's, for me, that's the best way I do it. Because I just get on and i just start

talking about shit and then just let it happen and let it flow out but like for for stand-up comedy you gotta do a lot of writing too it's gotta be both it's gotta be you gotta have the ability to just flow with things and like like like this weekend um something happened with the you know the killer whale thing and i when i was in Dallas. I had like 10 minutes on the killer whale. But it was all shit that I had written down that day and then just fucked around with that night. Just went with it. So I think you've got to have both. You have to have writing.

You have to be able to flow with things too. You have to be able to take chances too. Comedy is like you have to have a road map. You have to know where you're going. But you can take little detours. When you're on your way a road map. You have to know where you're going, but you can take little detours, you know. When you're on your way, you have a map, you know where you're going to go. You could go off into the woods for a little while. And sometimes when you go off in the woods for a little while, you get more interesting shit out of it, you know.

And I think people appreciate it, you know, like when there's something that happens, you know, that day with like the killer whale. And then a guy goes on stage that night and talks about it you know that this guy's just winging this i mean he had a wrote some stuff down but this isn't stuff he's worked on this isn't some material he's done a hundred times shit just happened yesterday you know there's something about that man it makes it more fun it makes it more more it's more alive or something. People can be sure. Part of comedy is like the trick. And the trick is to make you think that I'm thinking about what I'm thinking right now.

But when you really can pull that off, it's like there's something extra special about it. So I think it's both. I think it's both. You've got to write and you've got to fuck around too. It's both, you gotta write and you gotta fuck around too. What do I think of parallel universes, says Ace of Spades1369. You know what is more fascinating to me? People with numbers on the end of their names.

What's that all about? Especially when they have like 69, The Rocker69. Shut the fuck up, please. I'm in the 69, bro. I'm in the eating pussy while I get my dick sucked that's why it's in my name I'm crazy plus you could have 69 they didn't even tell you to take it down man you can't have I'm Mike I like to eat pussy while I get my dick sucked that can't be your name people would get upset at you but you could just throw 69 in there and then give him a wink. Hey man, what's that 69 at the end of your name about? Anyway, I forgot your

fucking question. That's how dumb it was. Not really, sir. I'm just fucking around. I really did forget your question, though. Sure couldn't have been that fascinating. Jimmy Norton loves me. I love him, too. I'm'm gonna see him in a couple weeks are you smart cause you're funny or funny cause you're smart

you know funny is just being honest and recognizing all the fucking crazy shit that's going on it's like really comedy is like really just tuning into the retardedness of the universe cause it's like it's all there for you. I mean, you write it down and you expose it, but it's like the raw materials are all there.

It's like mining for diamonds in a room filled with diamonds. I mean, that's what it's like. Stand-up comedy in America in 2010, it literally is like, what do you do? Oh, I go out and I find money. Where's the money? Oh, it's everywhere on the ground. I mean, that's really what it's like. It's like your raw material is life itself.

And that's what you mine. You mine life. The ridiculousness of life. Whenever you see warranted, warranted irony, warranted things to be mocked, warranted stupid shit. When it's all right in front of your face. People complaining about Avatar, you know. Meanwhile, we got two wars going on. No one says a peep.

I have not read Christopher Hitchens' God is Not Great, but that guy is a pretty badass arguer. He's really good at trouncing people. I enjoy watching him. Lash, lash Christians, you know, fundamentalist Christians. He's really good at trouncing people. I enjoy watching him. Lash. Lash Christians. You know, fundamentalist Christians. He gives them a beating.

It's pretty interesting. No, I never got a copy of the YouTube show that I didn't save. It was much like this one. I was just fucking around talking and I forgot to save it. This time, I know what the fuck I did wrong. I will make sure that I save it. What do I think about the couple inches that the axis has shifted? I don't know if it's really a couple inches, but apparently the earthquake in Chile was so big that it shortened our day. It changed our day by like a millisecond, like a fraction of a millisecond, whatever it is.

But it's a measurable amount that it shortened our day. That's how, because it changed the distribution of the mass in the earth. How fucking crazy is that? The earthquake was so strong it shortened our day which makes you think like when earth gets hit by meteors like giant fucking asteroids like the one that killed the dinosaurs i wonder if that like can shorten or lengthen the day i mean it seems like it could right it seems like it only makes sense that it would like if you add mass to the earth so these these things are gigantic, you know, 500 mile across hunks of metal and rock and shit from space. If they come slamming into the Earth, doesn't that, that has to increase the mass of the Earth, right?

Unless it knocks off just as much as it puts back. And that's how like, that's how they believe the Earth developed a moon. They believe there was earth one and earth two and earth one got hit by a fucking planet we got hit by a planet and apparently that happens like that's that's one of the crazy can you imagine if we were about to get hit by a planet you know imagine if you look up and mars is like right fucking there like right behind the moon and coming towards us and there's nothing we can do about it. What the fuck?

That's possible. In some solar systems, that happens. To Earth, it's happened before. There's a thing called Bode's Law. And Bode's Law is the way it works, I believe. I've been told at least by this scientist fellow. I believe, I've been told at least by the scientist fellow, he told me that the mass of,

there's certain things they measure about a planet, particularly the mass, but a few other things too. And in measuring those, they can pretty accurately judge where the next planet will be in that solar system. Well, it applies to all the planets in our solar system except to Mars and Jupiter. Because Mars and Jupiter. Because Mars and Jupiter apparently, according to this gentleman, I'm not sure if it's correct.

Look it up. Google it, please. He said that Mars and Jupiter, in fact, there should be a planet in between them, according to Bode's law. But there is not. Instead, there is an asteroid belt, which makes some theorize that that is the result of another planetary collision or maybe the same one that created Earth, that something got fucking cracked.

I guess it happens a lot. It's even written about in the Sumerian text. The Sumerian text depicts, this is some shit that was written 6,000 years ago on clay tablets, depicts that that's also how Earth was created. It depicts that these two planets called Tiamat and Marduk collided, and they created Earth. It's very similar to our own Earth 1 and Earth 2 hypothesis. So it's really fucking fascinating shit, man.

The idea that the universe is static. It's not static at all. You know, the center of every single galaxy is a supermassive black hole that's exactly one half of one percent of the mass of the galaxy. So the bigger the galaxy, the bigger the supermassive black hole. And those things are just eating stars up all the time. I mean, you see like the big spiral big spiral around, like, black holes. They're eating. They're eating planets.

It's getting forced into the event horizon. It's really, really, really nutty shit. You know, we could get hit by a fucking planet. I mean, that could be real. We could get a fucking asteroid. We could get hit by a goddamn planet. I mean, it hasn't happened, you know, in billions and billions and billions of years.

It's not likely to happen. But what if it happens? It's fucking nuts. Tiamat and Marduk, Babylonian gods, made the earth. Yeah, it's all from the same part of the earth. Yeah, it's from Iraq. Where Iraq is today used to be Sumer. And the Sumerian text all talks about the creation of the earth and you you could dismiss it but

they knew a lot of shit they first of all they had a very accurate depiction of our of our solar system with all the planets in the correct size and the correct orbit, including Pluto. And we didn't know about Pluto until 1930. So who the fuck knows? But they also talk about beings from another planet that supposedly created human beings using genetic engineering. It's very, very possible that what we get with these old old civilizations that had a tremendous amount of knowledge it's very possible that what that is

is the remnants of an even earlier civilization that was possibly wiped out like our idea that earth that it moves on a very very linear that our society progresses on a very linear line that's easy to follow. You know, like there's cavemen, and at the end there's human beings in 2010. That's very disputed. There's a lot of people, Graham Hancock is one of my favorites, and John Anthony West is another. There's another of these, a lot of these archaeologists that support the idea that it's very possible that human beings have been around way way way longer than we think like 30 40 hundreds of thousands of years like we don't know that our culture the reason why our culture is so advanced today over such a short period of time is because we're really relearning

complex things like technology and tools and and you know electricity and the internet and in fact these old cultures that had all this knowledge, this knowledge of genetics that existed in the Sumerian culture and all that, the reason why these people had this is because that's knowledge that they got from an even earlier culture that was probably wiped out by some fucking super volcano or an earthquake or a meteor. Who knows? I mean, there's a lot of evidence that some crazy shit has happened over

and over and over again on this planet. And not just crazy shit like killing the dinosaurs, but crazy shit like during our lifetime. Human beings were certainly around 10,000 years ago. But not only that, you know what else was around 10,000 years ago? Fucking woolly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers and half of North America was under a mile-high sheet of ice. There was a crazy ice age going on. And it ended almost instantaneously with these animals becoming extinct almost instantaneously. And there's a lot of people that theorize that's because of some sort of a natural cataclysmic disaster. Some sort of a meteor impact or something fucking nutty.

That wiped out all the woolly mammoths, all the saber-toothed tigers. Fucked up all cultures all over the world and sort of reset human civilization. And that it's possible that people existed a long, long, long time before that. And that culture existed a long, long time before that. You know, and people say, well, where's the evidence of that culture? That's the real tricky thing because what evidence would there be? You know, you ever see that? There's like a Discovery Channel show, I believe it is, Life After People, which shows like how quickly things get eaten up. You know, in Detroit, Detroit is so bad right now. The economy is so fucked up and crazy that bears are moving back into Detroit. They have bear sightings in the fucking city.

That's no bullshit because they're so desolate that so many houses are abandoned. And these houses, plants are growing up through the fucking floorboards. I mean, it's only been a few years and nature is already trying to devour these buildings. Nature's trees are covering these. And this is a cold ass fucking climate where these trees can only grow a few months out of the year. It's really, really nutty shit. There's some images in Russia there, too, of all these different places in Russia that were abandoned after the fall of the Soviet Union. And these places were abandoned, and now nature is just taking them over.

Trees are growing through buildings and just literally consuming things. Trees are growing through buildings and just literally consuming things. I think that it's probably difficult to find evidence of a culture a couple thousand years ago unless it's in stone. The stuff that we find from thousands of years ago, it's like the pyramid type stuff, stone things. Those things last forever. Stone tablets, clay pottery, stone buildings. That shit lasts forever. But metal, electronics, that shit lasts forever. But metal, electronics, that shit's going to be gone. That stuff will just get eaten up by the earth and swallowed. Evidence of a culture 30,000 years ago, that's ridiculous. There's not going to be

anything. It'll all get swallowed. You know, I mean, there are so many temples that they find that are swallowed up by the rainforest in South America. Mayan temples. Incredibly complex pyramids and all these different things that are covered up by rainforest. There's probably hundreds of them that they've never found. They just waited too long. And they're just covered up by trees. When they're in Mexico City, they're always building things and then finding really old Mayan ruins underneath Mexico City.

They find that shit all the time where they have to halt construction because they found some monuments and they found some ancient walls or something and it turns out there's a whole goddamn city down there. Not a lot of evidence happens after just 10,000 years. So I have a feeling that what we get out of the Sumerian culture and all these people that knew all these things, that knew about Mars or knew about Pluto and knew about genetic engineering, all these ideas, it's very possible, very, very possible

that what they knew was just some shit that ancient, ancient civilizations who were just as advanced as us, maybe became advanced in a different way, but just as advanced as us, that they had figured it out, you know, like, that's so true with so many different cultures, you know, and the idea that, like, you know, people read the Sumerian text, and they say, well, you know, well, these Sumerians say that the Anunnaki came from another galaxy and they created humans with

genetic engineering, so there, it's written in stone. It's got to be true. No. People are full of shit in 2010. You don't think they were full of shit 5,000 years B.C.? The Sumerian text could easily be 6,000 years ago's version of Scientology.

It's very, very, very, very possible. Just because it's written down on rocks doesn't mean it's real. We don't know. There's a lot of goddamn questions. All right. I'm only going to ramble for a little bit longer because I've got to get the fuck out of here. Because I've got to go to Canada, bitches. Oh, shit.

Like I said, I'm headed there this weekend. Very excited. Can't wait. Looking forward to it very much so. I am going to Casino Nova Scotia in Halifax Thursday night and then Friday night I'm in the Branson Center in Ottawa and then Saturday night Queen Elizabeth Theater in Toronto. You dirty bitches. And thank you everyone for coming out to these shows. I'm real excited. It's the most fun thing that I do for sure.

I mean, I love working for the UFC. And I love, I mean, I love a lot of different things that I've done. But nothing's more fun than comedy. It's just, it's the craziest, most open-ended art form, you know, and it's the, the, the art form that I have the, the most, the most control over, so it's just, it's, you know, it's, you can be, you can be the freest, you can, you can show people exactly what you're thinking, say exactly what's on your mind, and this too, and this thing, I think, you know, I, I talked to a comic about this, we and this thing i think you know i i talked to a comic about this we're saying like you know you do your rambling on this youtube thing or this

ustream thing rather he said aren't you like eating up some material i said not really i think i think i'm like coming up with material doing this because i'm not crazy so i never get a chance to just talk like this okay i never get a chance to have like a one-way, this is like a one-way conversation. You can't talk back. I mean, I'm listening to some of the shit that you say on the Twitter, but I mean, I'm not,

you don't get to talk. I only talk for an hour and that's very unnatural. And I think rambling long, long rants like that, that's like, that's the best way. That's the best way

to come up with new shit. There's writing and writing is important too but this is another interesting component and I think, I think doing these Ustream things

has been taking my material to another level. Another level? Yes. Doing the Ustream thing. Doing, what? Doing the Ustream,

Ustream things has been taking my material to another level. I think it gives me more of an opportunity to fuck around. More of an opportunity to just rant about shit. You know, when you rant about shit, sometimes you're ranting about shit with a buddy. And then he'll say something and you forget what you were going to say. And then you go back to it, but you don't have it anymore. But with this, it's like one hour. I think I'm gonna switch

to uh doing it twice a week though i think what i'm gonna do is like this one hour and i'm gonna do it twice a week so wednesday um and i might do monday too so as of right now we're gonna leave it as is i'm just gonna keep doing wednesdays but i think i'm gonna try to do it twice a week i think it's better to do a little less time a little more often. And I wouldn't want to listen to me talk for more than a fucking hour. And, you know, if you're at work listening to me ramble for more than an hour, Jesus goddamn Christ, go to work. Get your shit done.

Unless you can get your shit done while you're doing what I'm doing, listening to me. And then I would say, goddamn, you got a mindless ass job. If you can listen to my nonsense and still get done what you're doing, no problem whatsoever. What are you doing? You fixing shoes? What are you doing? Nothing wrong with fixing shoes. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I think that's it.

This guy says plus one twice a week. Yeah, well, we're going to have all the shows up in MP3. Brian Redband just finished a site that he wrote. Brian Redband just finished a site that he wrote and in the next day or two we'll have that new site up and the new site will have the ability to directly podcast

so it'll all be on iTunes I know I keep fucking promising that but whatever you can get this it's better to have it on podcast form but you can watch this if you're going to watch it you're going to watch it thank you very much I really do enjoy

doing these things and I really appreciate that all you motherfuckers come out and I appreciate that all you guys come to the shows and as crazy as they get

and as much as it seems like total chaos I fucking I love it all I love it all and I'm very thankful I'm very happy that you guys

keep coming out so I'll see you in Canada next week I'm in Tempe, Arizona I'm very thankful. I'm very happy that you guys keep coming out. So I'll see you in Canada next week. I'm in Tempe, Arizona. I'm at the Tempe Improv next Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Can't fucking wait. I'll be there with my road dog, Ari Shafir, and Brian Redband will be there too. And by then, should have the new site up

and should have all the MP3s and all the podcasts should be available on itunes so thank you very much everybody and i will see you next wednesday or monday if i decide to start doing it twice a week all right bitches thanks again