The Joe Rogan Experience - #1010 - Brian Redban

Episode Date: September 7, 2017

Brian Redban is a comedian and the founder of the Deathsquad podcast network. Check out his podcast called "What Brian Redban Do" at http://deathsquad.tv & on Spotify under "Deathsquad."

And we're live ladies and gentlemen, it's the end of the world as we know it Montana's been on fire for a month. Florida has three hurricanes headed towards it and Houston is still half underwater Houston sad. Have you been no? I've just you know a lot of my exes are there, and she's sending me photos and videos. Like, her whole neighborhood's gone, and, like, people have to put everything outside for the insurance collectors to look at it. You know, so there's just, everyone's house has a pile in front of it of all their stuff,

and it says, like, no looting, please, you know. I saw that on TV. Yeah. Fuck. looting please you know i saw that on tv yeah fuck dude it's like there's nothing stopping that from happening for months like this is the thing about like hurricane irma like they have harvey hits houston and then hurricane irma they correct me if i'm wrong but i think they said that this is very unusual because hurricane irma picked up speed in the ocean, which is a really bad sign. They usually pick up speed in the Gulf,

and the idea is that the Gulf has water that's warmer, and that's what causes it. I don't know shit about hurricanes. I'm totally talking out of my ass, right? I really don't understand it. But I'm pretty sure that's what they're saying, is that this is a very unusual storm because it actually picked up speed and picked up size and power in the ocean, which means the ocean's warmer.

So this could be a consequence of having a warmer ocean, is that these fucking hurricanes could get bigger and bigger in the ocean. And it's usually, it's really unusual because, you know, you have like such a big storm like the one that hit Houston. That's usually once a year, once every couple years. It's not twice in like a month. And then there's like what, Jose's right behind it? That's craziness.

I think they said there's two behind it. The other one formed in the Gulf next to, like off Mexico, east of Mexico. So it's just another one at the same time but in a different place? It's sitting there right now. And there could be another one forming off of the Cape in Africa where they all usually form. Fuck, man. We don't get hurricanes because it's cold water.

Is that the logic behind it? Yeah, I think that's the move. You want to live near cold water. Just suck it up like a man and deal with that cold water. That water is fucking cold, too. When you get in the water in the Pacific Ocean, you're like, hey, what is this? This is weird. It's crazy cold. Even in the water in the Pacific Ocean You're like hey what is this Like this is weird It's crazy cold even in the middle of August

It could be 100 degrees in Malibu You get in that water and you're like Holy shit Like this is fucking cold I've only been in it twice since I've lived here Like 13 years I remember the first week I moved out here I was like I'm going to the ocean I'm running the ocean

Freezing never hit it again This you're showing us, Jimmy? Please don't say that's hurricanes. A storm of hurricanes. These are the tropical cyclones of the 2017 Pacific hurricane season. So these are cyclones that I guess have already happened this year. I was assuming when I was pulling it up, they were in the past, like a long time ago. I didn't know this many had already come here.

You know, when you look at this picture, like if you look at this picture of the United States, it gives you such a way better sense of what it really is. Because that picture, like, because all the browns and the greens and because I'm not seeing cities and because it's like a perfect scale, like pull back a little bit so you see it in scale with the ocean again like when you're looking at that you realize oh that shit could shift left and right a bunch of times easy like there's way more water than there is ground like that is a fucking problem that's a giant problem we're next to an enormous chunk of blue it's so big

dude i'll tell you man when i was living in that house in malibu for a couple months on the water i rented a spot on the water that's when you realize you go oh that's a monster that's like you're living on the edge of a world that can just reach in and swallow you They're freaking out. Did you fuck? Yeah? You know when it freaks you out is at night at night it like reveals its true self Cuz like in the day it looks beautiful the Sun hits it it seems so peaceful The birds are squat You see you see a seal or maybe a dolphin or a whale

sometimes you see a whale people see whales out there you're like wow this is crazy but then at nighttime when the sky is dark and the sea is black then you get to see what it really is like oh this is a this is a whole nother world, a world of water. And we can touch it. We can go in between worlds. And that world is far bigger than our world. And then I started freaking out about all the shit that we're pulling out of that world. Like, how gross are we, humans?

We're like just netting everything in that world and scooping it up and just chopping it up and stuffing it into cans and feed it to our pets and eating it like left and right raw sushi. Yum, yummy. Like the never-ending supply. Fuck, the world of the ocean is a real trip. If you stop and think about what it really is, because if it was in the sky above

your head, you'd be freaked out all the time. You know, if like you reached up to touch it, you'd be freaked out. You wouldn't want to be right next to that thing. Like, Jesus, it's too alien. I can't get away from it. But because it's right there and it's blue and we're on the ground, we feel like we're in control,

we're cocky, because most of the time nothing happens. Like, nah, no big deal. It's right there. I on the ground. We feel like we're in control. We're cocky because most of the time nothing happens. I'm like, nah, no big deal. It's right there. I love the beach. I like going to the beach. Get some sun, catch some rays. It's like we're flirting with death, standing at the edge of this impossible-to-control life force

filled with creatures, filled with the biggest creatures in the world, right? Aren't whales the biggest things on Earth? Yeah. I think they're, you know what they are they're the biggest living thing on earth next to this there's like a group of mushrooms in the Pacific Northwest that are all connected and all considered to be one enormous life form. Yeah, I got to get this guy, Paul Stamets.

I think that's his name. I believe that's how you say his name, rather. He's a guy who studies mushrooms. He's a mushroom scientist. He has fascinating studies, fascinating articles and stuff online. It's in the Blue Mountains in Oregon. Yeah, there it is. Is it on the road?

It's big the Blue Mountains in Oregon. Yeah, there it is. Is it on the world's biggest shit? More precisely, a specific honey fungus measuring 2.4 miles across in the Blue Mountains. It's known as the largest living organism on Earth. Several species of fungi belong to the, ooh, try that word, Armillaria genus. Genus or genus? How do you say that? That's a read one. That's one I read I never say.

You know, I never use that in a conversation unless it's super pretentious. I'd have to be like really high to be that pretentious. Amelioria. Amelioria. Amelioria. Amelioria. Amelioria. Amelioria genus, which probably, popularly known as honey fungus.

2.4 miles across. I like how they give it to us in kilometers. Like, if you don't want to be stupid, 3.8 kilometers. If you want to be like the rest of the world and do everything he intends, you fucking idiots. Sticking to miles and inches. Why do we do that? Because we're gross. It's the worst.

There's parts of America that are gross. We're like, nah, we got it. You know, like, well, we found a much better system. It makes more sense. It's all in tens. The whole world use it. Nah, good luck. Good luck with that fucking stupid system.

I'll take inches, bro. Yards. Inches. It feels good, too, when you're in, like, other countries, and you you're like why are you going 120 miles an hour oh wait it's yeah it's different so they're like 62 is like i want to say it's 100 kilometers an hour but i think it's actually more than that i was just always thinking it's half but that that's probably wrong. Well, yeah, I don't know. I honestly don't know. Is 62 100 miles an hour?

100 kilometers. 100 kilometers, rather, is 62 miles an hour? Yep. Okay. 100 sounds cooler. You know? Kilometers, they're better. We're using some old king shit. Inches. It'd be weird to change now, though. We had to be born with that.

Well, dude, when I was, I mean I don't know about when you were in high school, but when I was in high school they were trying. There was a real push to get people to use the metric system that I don't think exists anymore. I don't know. But I mean maybe it was just the schools that I was in.

I would like to talk to other people that are like my age that could remember like the 1980s. Because in the 1980s I think that, I would like to talk to other people that are like my age, that could remember like the 1980s. Because in the 1980s, I think that they were trying to push the metric system. I think I kind of caught it on the tail end. I don't remember it at all from school. Ha ha! United States is now the only industrialized country in the world that does not use the metric system.

And it's a predominant system of measurement. Most Americans think that our involvement with metric metric measurement is relatively new, but it's not, right? What year did they try to do it? 1975. See?

The Metric Conversion Act of 1975. Yeah, that's what I remember, dude. Gerald Ford. Yeah, they were trying that. Because, man, maybe I wasn't in high school. Maybe it was before high school. I think it was, I was looking something up the other day. I think it was when you asked, are the presidents allowed to change the White House or something?

And I think it was Ford that added solar panels to the White House. I was looking up. And then the next president, which might have been Nixon, took them out. And they didn't have them reinstalled, I think, until Obama was there, like, whatever, five years ago. So it was like 25 years of no solar panels when they already had them. We were already headed that way. Super weird.

That is weird. You see the new Apple campus that they're going to show, I guess, next Tuesday when they have it. I haven't seen much of it, but I know that it's supposed to be some insanely impossible, huge, crazy place. It looks like a spaceship. It's now finished.

They have drone footage that you can just go around. It looks just like a round donut spaceship. And the whole roof is solar collectors. Look at that thing. That powers itself. Look at that thing. Yeah. That might be a computer image of it. I think that thing. That powers itself. Look at that thing. Yeah. That might be a computer image of it.

I think that is. Wow. Who cares? Zoom back in on that computer image. That's insane. That's, it must be so cool to have the kind of money

where you could just build something. Like, what do you guys want to do? Let's make a spaceship, bro. Yeah. Let's make a fucking giant Apple spaceship. Should we make it the shape of an apple? Nah. That's too corny.

They could. They could have easily made that thing an apple. But then they would have never been able to sell it. Yeah, exactly. They would never sell it. It's going to go to, like, a tire company next. They would never be able to sell it, man. You know?

Yeah. No one wants to buy your stupid Apple. you don't like the touch bar on your macbook i've not even seen one in person yet it's um this is what i think i don't think it's necessary i think it's kind of cute but it does a lot of different stuff that i never use and um maybe it's me but also there's like a siri button that i accidentally press all the time while i'm typing because my my, I suck at typing. I'm okay. You know,

I'm not very good at it. I really should practice and get better at it. I just have every time I get a chance to write, I just write. You can turn it off, right? The, the,

the touch bar though. You can, I think you could, you can do stuff with it, but I mean, I don't know if you could totally turn it off because then you turn off the volume control. That's where the volume control is.

Oh, fuck. Really? The brightness, the volume control, everything. The real problem is that fucking Siri button that's right above the delete key with my fat, stupid fingers. I touch that thing at least once a day. You can turn Siri off. She's off.

Okay. You're off, bitch. Yeah, but I don't want Siri on my goddamn laptop. But it's just an accidental touch thing. And it's not the best keyboard. It's a very shallow touch. You know, and some people like that. It's very precise.

I'll give it that. But I like the IBM or those ThinkPads. Who's making those? Lenovo, right? Yeah. They have a way better feel to their keyboard. Mechanical. Apple's operating system, to me, is just way better.

I shouldn't say way better, because Windows 10 is really good. It's just more familiar, I should say, at this point. It was way better for a long time, for sure. But there's more options if you want to buy a Windows computer. You can get so many different kinds of computers. You can get big ones, small ones. You get ones with interesting keyboards. You get ones with keyboards that feel like that, like a MacBook.

Or you get other ones like a ThinkPad that it feels almost like a mechanical keyboard. It's got a lot more touch to it. It seems stupid, but to me that tactile feel is a very important part of writing it helps me it helps like i like to to get in a good groove with where my fingers are growing and when i have actual physical keys that stick up a little bit more and they have a little push to them my fingers find their way better it's hard hard when you're on this very thin keyboard. Just me. I always upgrade my keyboards.

I like Razer. Keyboards are really nice. They make good ones. I have a mechanical Razer keyboard for my computer at home. I love Razer. They're the shit. I got one of those Razer laptops. I decided to switch over to PC for VR gaming and all that stuff. And the keyboard is a mechanical one.

You would love it. It's almost like a typewriter. Really? Yeah, the Razer Blade Pro. Those are slick-looking devices, too, man. They are, like, literally like the... It's a Windows version of a MacBook, as far as the build quality and everything.

Yeah, and it's got the most powerful graphics card in it, a desktop graphics card, which is crazy graphics card. They're very slick. Very slick. They make a lot of cool shit. They make the best gaming mices, too. They made that thing I told you about at CES, that three-screen laptop. I don't think it's out for sale yet. It was stolen. Somebody stole that. That's crazy.

That is crazy. You know how deep you're going when you get three screens popped open? They're all on porn. Three different movies going at the same time plus you're playing a game in the background do you worry about like our devices constantly listening to us at all time like alexa's and series and they definitely are oh they are really yeah that's how they work like hey siri i feel like this is all inevitable i feel like this is where it's all going you know i'm I think that you could fight it off if you want,

and you could probably stay out of it for a really long time. But ultimately, we are so much less private today than we were a decade ago. And I don't think people really, really feel it yet. Because a lot of the people that are like 25 today, you guys grew up with the internet being like this preeminent thing like brian and i when we were kids there was nothing and then all of a sudden it came about when we were in adulthood and you're like whoa this is nuts like this is all connected like how the fuck and it's like the whole world is learning a whole new style of being a person because of this connection.

I mean, it's changing everything. And kids are born into that. Like, they've had it since they were born nowadays. Oh, for sure. So they're completely different people. Dude, I went down a rabbit hole the other day. I went down a rabbit hole of vegan bloggers who are mean to other vegan bloggers and claim that they're not even vegan it was it was crazy i was like i just went to the total wrong rabbit hole and people are accusing

people of not being vegan and people are suing people i'm like holy like this is vegan lawsuits vegan lawsuits yeah defamatory lawsuits people talking shit lawsuits i'm like whoo man you can go down a rabbit hole right you know that's that's never been a case the case before before you get into a good book you know you go this book is shit man i can't put it down it's a page turner but you could never like just go from subject to subject instantaneously your stupid little brain just sucking up all the fucking motorcycle accidents and coyote attacks and just that's there's never been a person like us in terms of like the person with that kind of access to information we're the first generation ever like there's never been

anyone before us and we're all figuring out as we go along It's like we're at the library non-stop at the card catalog look looking at stuff doing research papers You know non-stop on everything non-stop on everything. Yeah, you know and then you got all your factions You know people group up they grew up you know white supremacist factions you got flat earth factions you got i mean you got giant groups of people who chunk up together and they all like share memes and they make fun of everybody else i saw one online it was a flat earth guy calling uh all people who believe the earth is around globe heads and it was like there's like and i was like what is this and there's a whole series of them

there's like hundreds of them dude where people are mocking the idea that the earth is around you can fucking find anything online man anything any any weird group you can find them have you seen it i mean i typed it in google and there's just like the first three things or videos like another globe head theory debunked eddie bravo pissed off dude i fucking love those people now i used to get upset at them now i love them my parents were globe heads not anymore they burn the house down because the parents think the world is round this is the meme it's a child standing in front with a smile standing in front of a burning house says my parents were globe heads not anymore like so this is my point is it's the same thing they're all it's all the same kind of mental illness

that drags you into this group hook line and sinker if the group doesn't make any sense if it's you know vegan bloggers trying to take out other vegan bloggers or whether it's this idea that the world is round and that the people think the world is round should have their houses burnt down little kids should be smiling even though it's their parents like what, what? This is so crazy. What's, like, I haven't talked to too many flat earthers, but, you know, Kevin Pereira, he attached a GoPro camera

to a weather balloon one time, or a few times. And when it goes up to a certain point, it's around Earth that the camera's showing. Kevin Pereira is a globalist shill. You don't know shit, man. Eddie does believe in that, right? He says he doesn't. He doesn't say he does.

He doesn't know about that one. He keeps an open mind with everything. Yeah, I don't think he's actually saying it. Maybe he's not saying it to me. But I think it's fun for people, too. I think there's that. It's fun to think that they're right.

It's fun to think. And it's really, it's fun to say you don't know, and you're right, I don't know. There's a lot I don't know. That's the reality. I mean, that's one thing that, like, if you're talking to flat earth people, and you say, why are you so confident that the world is round? Like, you got a good point. I'm not doing any experiments.

I've never really looked at the data. I've looked at all those satellite images, though, and I would assume that all those people who are making maps and flying transcontinental flights, pilots, people who make satellites, people who have actually been to space, I would assume they're not all in cahoots. I mean, but I don't know. Might be the biggest hoax of all time. Could you imagine if we're really living in some, like, what was that Jim Carrey movie? Truman Show.

Truman Show, yes. If we're really living in some bizarre simulation and we are in a dome and we've been just tricked with some fake numbers and science and images i continue to think that more and more to the point where that's my religion where people or that's my flat earth to the it's getting so weird the older you get how much i believe in that kind of shit like a simulation simulation stuff i think there's probably i think we probably have a deeper connection that we can't measure and that's one of the reasons why it seems like things could be fake i think we have a connection

that's changing too i think our connection with our reality not just because of information and technology that allows you to call each other and stuff like that i think the information that we're getting is allowing us to like almost like go through the world in a different way and things are syncing up more and more with a lot of people I hear that all the time it sounds like total horseshit though but I wonder I mean like what is the placebo effect, right? What is that? Tricking your brain into something that's not there, right? Yeah, well, you trick your body into thinking that it took medicine and your body heals itself, right?

What the fuck is that? So there's some tricks. There's some tricks. It doesn't even happen with, like, medicine. Music and wearing certain uniforms, like, get you pumped up. Totally. Sports and shit. Totally. Music's a perfect example right there's songs that there are songs that I hear when I'm working out and I fucking work out

harder like they give me like yeah more fucking more pep or energy and then there's a lot of fucking movies that do that too right like I saw Rocky when I was a little kid I ran around the block i drank raw eggs i did the whole thing because i was just like was so pumped up that movie literally gives you energy i think every kid ate raw eggs when that movie came out i remember doing it with my friend fuck yeah and then there's glitches in the simulation like you know like deja vu and then like or when you're walking down a sidewalk and you know how you just walk, people walk next to you, like no big thing. But then there's that one guy where you try to go left, he's going left, you're going

right. And you're just like, why, why did we just sync up here? Like, what the fuck happened there? Yeah, it's random. The randomness of it all, man. I just, it made me think of this. I just saw this article recently came out. There's a study about why music gives you goosebumps.

of this i just saw this article recently came out there's a study about why music gives you goosebumps some scientists studied 10 people that claim that they get chills when they hear certain songs or certain things happen and whatnot what does it say they did brain scans on them and what they found out is that their auditory cortex which is uh or if they have fibers in their auditory cortex that are stronger i guess whatever that stronger is than people who don't feel that um which leads to stronger emotion reactions so they think that stronger is, than people who don't feel that. Which leads to stronger emotion reactions, so they think that it can be used to treat people with depression to get them to bring up feelings

that they might not be able to access otherwise. It's obviously just a new study and it's lots of theory and whatnot, but super interesting. Here's another interesting way to look at it. What is it about a song that gets you like that, that gives you that energy? And part of it is like the novelty of hearing the song.

Not meaning that you don't want to know what the song is about, but you can't hear it too many times or it loses its impact. After a while, a song becomes like flat if you hear it too many times in a row i've tried to notice when it happens to me and it more often than not is from a live performance and i think i've i'm feeling the emotion the person singing it has a little bit and i like i've noticed it's more often like on a real live or that person's first time on tv yeah one of those kinds of things that happens more than just like to the radio. It could probably get annoying too if you heard it over and over and over again.

Radio kills music. Yeah, you remember back in the day when you would hear a song over and over again on the radio and you'd be like, what the fuck? This song again? You'd actually get annoyed. If you go to any local radio station, turn on a Rocks channel, you know you're going to hear

one of three songs in an hour at least like one Metallica song like Inner Sandman is gonna come on once yeah has to come on Metallica yeah

no shit right boy that's a fucking tough gig because those guys like no the DJs never got like the freedom

anymore to go loose they're just to roll up with a bunch of records to start playing some shit that they like. That's what they used to do, right? Correct me if I'm wrong?

They always had program managers, right? So the program manager would influence what they would put on. A little bit, for sure. Dude, I remember when they would play a record. You could hear the record skip sometimes. Like, sometimes it would skip though.

And they would have to like go back and like, we're sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen. Like some fucking dude is not paying attention and he's off in the restroom or something like that or getting a cup of coffee while the song's playing and he doesn't realize that it's been skipping. That happened all the time back in the day. There's a local DJ here in Los Angeles that does that.

He plays records and he's like a real DJ. He's like one of the last guys, I think. I mean, it's been like a year since I've listened to the radio, but he used to be really cool, and you could hear the static of the record, and it was cool. I don't remember what channel that was. Do you remember that Christian Slater movie where Christian Slater was a— Pop the volume.

He had like a pirate radio station, and they were trying to get him, and the government was chasing him. It was very almost like Smokey and the Bandit- had like a pirate radio station. They were trying to get him. The government was chasing him. It was very almost like Smokey and the Bandit-esque. It was so stupid. The way they're chasing him. They're trying to get him because he's broadcasting and you can't do that. It's like he's wild and he's good looking and he's rebellious. Wasn't he supposed to be in high school too?

Yeah, yeah. Something like that. That was the weird part. That was one of my favorite movies growing up. I don't know what you're talking about. That was a great movie. It was a great movie. Dude, at the time, it was a great movie for sure.

Well, I'm just saying how weird was it back then? If you had a pirate radio station, you were a rebel. People would be out there in the woods listening. He's like, hey, if you're hearing me out there, you're still alive. And if you're still alive, you could still kick some ass. He'd be giving these fucking corny pump-em-up speeches to all the young kids. They'd be like, yeah, we got to rise again. It's like all the old people were retarded.

None of the old people made any sense. It was the young people that knew that everything was wrong in the system, man. It's like pre-internet, man. Oh, yeah. Dude, he had a cordless phone, though. That's cool. I like Christian Slater. Big fan.

Yeah, that was pre-internet, man. That was pre-fucking-internet. I forget the movie I watched the other day, and there was no internet, and there was no cell phones, and you forgot. Like, a part of you forgets that because there's like so many scenes where the guy's like i need to contact mary i need to find her right and then you're like why don't you just pull out your cell phone asshole oh wait there is no cell phones here yeah when you need to find someone you had to go look for them you

had to like run around and yell people would yell a lot bobby! Call places. Dude, Italians, I remember very clearly when I was a kid, especially in the real Italian neighborhoods on the East Coast, people would scream out for people in the street. They would just scream, Donnie! Hey, Donnie! They would just be yelling at the top of their lungs. It was so crazy. People always did that.

And then people got answering machines. That was a big one. Do you remember answering machines? Oh, yeah. I still have one of mine. I would love to hear the messages on that. Those were crazy. You always had to have the best outgoing message,

so you put some music behind it, or you pick your favorite Saturday Night Live skit in the back. Yeah. Or if you're real creative, you have Tony Montana. Say hello to my little friend. behind it or you pick like favorite saturday night live skit in the back or yeah or like if you're real creative yeah like tony montana say hello to my little friend yeah mine was the cheech and chung parrot at one time the one that's like hello hello or whatever i forget that yeah there was always a lot of people trying real hard to be creative that was like your first um social media profile yeah damn. Ooh, wow.

Damn. It was. Then it turned into like the instant messenger away message, which is almost a status update. And then it was the grossest thing ever invented, ringback tones. You remember the Verizon ringback tones? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you used to call people up. Sometimes you still call people up and they'll play a song.

Yeah. I guess they still have it probably. Dana Wright used to have King of Rock. You call her, I'm the king of rock. There is none higher. My favorite is when you had. That's a good move. You had for like a year.

If you're going to have somebody, run DMC. You had for a year. I Am Beautiful. Oh, that beautiful song. Christina Aguilera. No matter what they say, words can't bring me down. We would just be in a normal conversation with adults, and then suddenly that thing would just blare out. I always love that song.

Good tune. It's a good song. Sometimes I like things, and I don't like that I feel pressure to not like them You know I'm like How come I can't like that song It's a beautiful song Is it too girly Is that what it is

A lot of prejudice That's how I feel with Taylor Swift I was blaring her new song the other day And I was at a red light And I was like god damn I gotta roll up my windows You go boy sing that shit who gives a fuck it's weird you gotta be scared

to sing things out I was playing that one see us song in here after you left one day and you came back in like what the fuck are you doing I was like

man this song's tight it's awesome it's tight tight it's new hashtag black twitter it's the hot shit yeah man

there's a I like a lot of shit that I probably shouldn't like. What's your biggest, latest, guiltiest, pleasure-ish? I like Taylor Swift. Yeah. I like her music. I like...

Is your team Taylor? I like Justin Bieber. I like his voice. He's got a beautiful voice. A couple of his songs are alright. That kid can sing his fucking ass off. I heard some people are... If you're into that kind of music... They're upset right now because Justin Timberlake is rumored or he's going to be doing vocals

on the new Foo Fighters album. But he's just doing like some background... You won't even know it's him, but his name made it out in a blog post or something. That guy's not going to do... This is Timberlake? Yeah. He's a smart guy. He's not going to do anything stupid.

I'm kidding. If he does do that, he's going to smash it. He wouldn't do it if he didn't think he could smash it.lake? Yeah. He's a smart guy. He's not going to do anything stupid. No kidding. If he does do that, he's going to smash it. He wouldn't do it if he didn't think he could smash it. Of course. Yeah, he'll just smash it. Yeah, he's great. I don't know why people shit on him. He's like one of the best, most talented people.

Too handsome, too tall, too pretty, too rich. He dances around. He's too good at dancing. Don't like it. Do not like it. Yeah, guys don't like some handsome fellow who dances real good and sings his ass off fuck that So people are hating he just gets all the poison Who dances fucking dancer? Can't like dancing too much if you're a dude

But it's that same thing the same reason why you're not supposed to like that I Am Beautiful song. It's a goddamn beautiful song. But, you know, people prefer you to be like, enter Sandman! Which is great, too. It's a balance

in this life, right? You want a little Ozzy Osbourne, every now and then you want a little Sheryl Crow. I like a little Sheryl Crow. I'm Hall of Notes all day. I can't get enough of Hall of Notes. I can't go for that. Get it?

I got you. I got you. I can't go for that. No. No can do. Hall of Notes. Old school, son. Oh, yeah. If you want to hear one of the best versions,

there's a band called Bird in the Bee. They're a local band, a woman singer, and they covered all the greatest hits. And, man, her voice is so amazing. And she just brought life to those old songs. What's her name? It's called Bird in the Bee. Bird in the Bee.

And it's Hall & Oates' greatest hits or something like that. I highly recommend that. It's on Bee. And it's Hall & Oates' greatest hits or something like that. Wow. I highly recommend that. It's on Spotify. Damn, son. Yeah. They were great. There was a lot of those bands. That was like 70s music, right?

Mm-hmm. Was that 70s, Hall & Oates? 70s, 80s. Kind of 80s-ish. More 80s. Remember Man Eater? Whoa, here she comes. Watch out, boy.

She'll chew you up. Oh, here she comes. She's a man, Eater. Whenever you can get that sultry side look. Listen, bitch. You knew the camera was on. Why are you looking at me sideways? Look right at me. That's a weird look, bro. You gonna hit me?

Hey, let's work this out. Don't hit me. That's like a dude who's hauling back with his right hand about to punch you. Why are you looking at me like this? Sexy. Like, look at me. Look at me, bro. Oh, God.

That's not even as extreme as what he's doing. I see it. He's doing it more like this. That's tight. That's like you might be able to take my back, bro. I love how the fashion is now the fashion that we are dealing with right now. It's coming back, son. Yeah, that looks like Josh Martin on the left there wearing his little leopard shirt.

Yeah, Josh Martin is like the pinnacle of fashion for these young kids. He's my litmus test to find out what's going on in the world. I'm like, are those the new Yeezys? He goes, yeah. I go, yuck. I hate those Yeezys. I don't get it. You still into those stupid things?

He loves them. I have enough of them. I will say that. They need to change it up a little bit. They've been running this model down for three years now.

One day, history will not be kind to you. Yeah. You know, all he did is he went to Korea and found one designer and he's like,

hey, I want that. He also spent, whatever, I don't want to get into all this, but he spent some time working as an intern. Yeah, I don't think you should

deny what he's accomplished when it comes to Mr. Yeezy. I just don't enjoy what they look like. I don't like his tilted stage. I just don't like what they look like. They're comfortable as all hell. I bet they are. I bet they are.

That's half of what it's about. Maybe not. If it is half of what it's about, yeah, I think half of it is about to have Yeezys. Oh, you mean the Yeezys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Half of it is the name. Oh, that's like 95% of the Yeezys.

95? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 95, okay. There's more comfortable shoes out there. Oh, for sure. Yeah. It's also like a Rolex. Why would you get a Rolex when you could have a movement watch?

You know what I mean? Totally. Or any other watch. It's a $25,000 watch or a $200 watch. Exactly. It still tells time. It's some sort of,000 watch or a $200 watch. Exactly. It still tells time. It's some sort of arm candy, you know?

It's like a bracelet. Jewelry. Yeah, it's jewelry. It's watch jewelry. Like those watches that Floyd Mayweather has. Those crazy watches. That half a million dollar watch that he had. That's arm jewelry. That's not really a watch.

This watch costs like $150. That's a million dollar watch that he had. That's arm jewelry. That's not really a watch. Like, you're not trying to... This watch costs like 150 bucks. That's a cool watch. What kind is that? It's Casio. Casio. What about that? It's a good watch.

You know, every time I wear a watch, I just... Prince. What? It's Freddie Mercury. Little arm bracelet. Oh, I'm sorry. I was pulling this up. I just saw something.

What is it? This is the new guy that's going to play Freddie Mercury in the biopic. This is the guy from Mr. Robot. Oh, wow rami malik oh my god it is him he looks amazing yeah it's great looks just like him that song uh dragon attack the queen song dragon attack you know that song that's my freeze song that's my song when i go into freeze i just listen to dragon attack have you made yourself to the mac gotten your max, like you're not allowed to go any higher, longer in the freeze thing? Is that how it starts? They don't really like you going in more than three minutes.

Right. Three minutes is pretty much the max. So I go in three minutes, then I wait out for ten minutes, and then I go in for another ten minutes. Damn animal. Dude, it feels good. You get out of there, you feel so good. Like when you pee, does it come out like a slushy? Is it a little icy or something different?

Does it do anything different? No, all it does is it makes your body produce a lot of anti-inflammatories, like cold shock proteins. They're called cytokines. Your body produces them when it freaks the fuck out and thinks it's going to die. It's gotten so popular. Oh, dude, you feel amazing. It really feels amazing when you come out of there.

Like you feel like Dr. Rhonda Patrick explained it scientifically when she did a podcast about it. And she was talking about the increased anti-inflammatory markers in the blood, I think it was. And the other thing was that your norepinephrine, I think that's how you say it, brain chemicals spike. And a lot of it is just dealing with the fact that your body's been thrust into this insane environment. Like, I guess there's way, I mean, it's like, you know, we were talking about the placebo effect, right? Like, there's a way through just thinking about something, you can get your mind to operate in a way where it fixes your body right and that there's sort of some something similar to in in this respect that like your your your brain and your thoughts for something like a placebo

effect or something like like really trying to really trying to figure out how you interface with stuff I think I, I really do think that there's more to like how we go, like this idea that there's a simulation theory that you keep bringing up, a lot of people keep bringing up. I think we interface with reality different than we ever did before. Just slightly different. Just slightly.

I think that like all the different ways you can hack your system, whether it's through like a cold shock proteins from doing that or heat shock proteins from doing a sauna or even placebo effects, like it might be good to get tricked. It might be like, that's like probably like half of the reason why religion does a lot of people good. Cause if you fucking believe, if you really believe that Jesus is real and you read all the tenets of the reason why religion does a lot of people good. Because if you fucking believe, if you really believe that Jesus is real, and you read all the tenets of the Bible, and you go, wow, this is fucking, what a great way to live your life.

Like, whoa, you get almost like a bit of a placebo effect. And you can say, look, it works. It's real. And it's like the same way you could say sugar pills are real, right? If you give a guy a placebo, sugar pill, it does nothing really, but all of a sudden it fixes whatever ailment he had. It's all connected, man.

We can do shit with our brains. We can do shit with our bodies. That Wim Hof guy is living proof of that. You ever pay attention to him? No. Dude, I've had him on a couple times. You've got to check out his shitty. This guy does marathons

in his underwear. He does, uh, he runs to the top of Everest in a pair of shorts with ice, like, flip-flops on. He has, like, sandals on. I'm not bullshitting. What the fuck? Summit's Everest. He says it's easy. Wow. Yeah, he does, like,

he runs barefoot in the snow. He does marathons. And all just by controlling his breathing and controlling his mind. It's a real freak man Fascinating cat was like a yoga teacher most of his life went through a bunch of hardships and really Started realizing that by jumping in cold water and controlling his breathing like he really sort of changed his reality And he does it all the time this guy goes into glacial waters So wait isn't like frostbite and like like physical things real like yeah I think it is but I think your body first of all develops tolerances for stuff

And I noticed that just from doing the cryo chamber like if I don't do it for a few looking them out They're doing yoga barefoot in the snow on the top of a fucking mountain Is there a more badass photo ever taken look at that pretty sweet? That's amazing, but like a what about hyperthermia and all that crazy I think your body I think your body adapts because when you do If you do like cryotherapy, and you've never done it before the first time you do um if you do like cryotherapy and you've never done it before the first time you do it you're like holy shit like the first time they do it they won't

let you do more than a minute and a half they want you to go oh my god like what is this and if you take some time off and you get back in there like if you haven't gone in a few months then you go back in there you do feel way cold but if i go like three days in a row, I can just get right in there and stand there. And it doesn't even freak me out. I'm just used to it. I know what it is. My body's adapted to it. My body's accustomed to it.

Now imagine like how people live that are living in like northeast Alaska or, you know, like living in places where they hunt seals and shit, the Inuits. They don't even get frostbite, man. Like, their hands can be out and exposed and ridiculous cold. They just don't get the same sort of issues with it that we do. Like, their bodies have adapted. That's weird. Fuck.

I think your mind can make your body do a lot of shit it doesn't want to do. And your mind can do it by forcing yourself into extreme physical conditions like like a cryo chamber or like a sauna sauna is amazing for you apparently what that ronda patrick lady was saying that ronda patrick lady dr ronda patrick was saying was that there is a 40% decrease in mortality across all causes from everything that gets like heart attacks, strokes, cancer, 40% decrease in mortality across everything just from doing sauna like four times a week. Apparently it's just fucking phenomenal for your body. Just sit there and just heat up and it just fires your system up. You know, all those heat shock proteins, they just act as an anti-inflammatory for your body. Your joints

feel better. Things move better. So you get out of there too and you cool off and you feel way better. It's just, I think there's a bunch of resources like that that we don't take advantage of enough. And I think everybody should be sonning all the time. I'm just traumatized from being a child and going with my dad and seeing all those dicks and balls I wrote you know I think there's a lot of negative connotation towards sauna in MMA because a lot of people think of a sauna is like a place where people go to cut weight like a real painful process to cut weight so they can make a weight class. Which is true.

They do use it for that. But that's not the only use for the sauna. Like you shouldn't just be using the sauna for that. You should be using the sauna for health. We should use it all the time. I think it's a gigantic important step in like body maintenance body maintenance it's like a bunch of shit you have to do for body maintenance i think that's one has there been any news uh updates on the john jones situation like no i haven't heard nothing that's so disappointing so makes me sad

red band insights on this one yeah that's that's right. You called the dick pills. I would just like to say, for the record, Brian Red Band completely called the dick pill thing. If I paraphrase, you were like, let me see. He parties. He does coke. He probably took some dick pills. I was like, what?

Jesus Christ. It made so much sense. It was there right along the whole time. I just remember the FDAda.gov had like you know breakdowns of certain like rhino uh dick pills at gas stations and a lot of them had steroid type things in them yeah and it's fucked up he's so crazy he was taking that stuff he's still taking them well now i bet he would i mean now now he's like fuck it i'll just take everything you could get addicted to him i was addicted to him for a while. I don't know why.

I don't think he's addicted to it. The new thing that he tested positive for has nothing to do with that. They said the new thing that he tested positive for is a steroid that they only test for in urine. And according to Chael Sonnen, it's not a very common steroid, and it's actually kind of old school. It's something they used to do a long time ago. So his thought was that if somebody is getting him to do that, if that's not a tainted supplement, if someone's getting him to do that, that person knows their shit. That's some sneaky steroids.

Wow. Yeah, and he said it's usually combined with other things. That's so unfortunate, man. I don't know if it's true. Right. He could have got sabotaged. What's he saying? Is he saying?

No one's saying anything. There's no official statement, I don't think. Because I think they're trying to test other samples. They tested a blood sample, and then they released the results of the blood sample. They always do a blood and a urine. The blood sample was negative, but the blood sample didn't test for that stuff so i don't you know you could speculate all day long i'm sure as the facts come in we'll get a better understanding of it but it would be the most disappointing thing ever if someone spiked

his shit it'd almost be less disappointing if he took something and got caught than it would be if somebody tainted him that's why i why I'm saying he knows his past. It just seems ridiculous to think that he would even try, even if it's old school or stuff they barely tested. It seems like why would he even risk that? Because he already went through that. You're totally right. But being a cage fighter is a ridiculous way to make a living.

And people who are cage fighters especially like elite level like a guy like john jones he's that guy has like probably a belief in himself that you and i will never understand and completely impulsive and like what he decides so he's why he's a wild motherfucker that's why he's so good because he's smart and he's wild like he'll tease like legitimately wild he's wild chances like I always talk about like when he fought Shogun for the tile when he's fought Shogun for the title he opened up the fight with a flying knee that was the first thing he did fighting a legend fighting a UFC light heavyweight champion I mean he was crazy

talented and still is right he's I mean, he's only 30. But he's a wild man. And wild men sometimes do shit that they don't even know why they're doing it. They're just doing it. And if you're a guy that's that powerful as a guy like Jon Jones, try controlling him. Good luck. Good luck telling him he can't go out. Good luck telling him what he's got to do. It's one of the things about him in the past is him he can't go out good luck telling him what he's got to do you know it's one of the things about him in the past is that he hasn't trained hard for fights and they were way harder fights than they should have been probably because he really wasn't in shape and everyone around him kind of knew it but it was he was that good that he could fight world-class

title challengers and beat them in five round fights without really training like that's how goddamn good that guy is so you and I we don't know How his brain even works so who knows the fuck happened? I? Hope he didn't do something, but then again that means that one of two things happened either He took a tainted supplement, which is after a while almost comes becomes a joke right? I keep people keep saying that hey stop taking supplements or even worse if someone spiked him yeah the spiking thing because it would seem like that would be crazy that would be crazy you could do that to somebody though for sure i mean if somebody is around someone with nefarious intentions or someone's around someone who's

resentful and you're in some sort of pro-fight camp and someone just decides fuck this guy and just dump some stuff on your chicken. Steroid cream in your hand cream? I think there's things they could do to get it into your system. You probably wouldn't even know what The test that came up positive I guess is the one that happened

right? It was after the weigh-in? Yes. It's a urine test. He wasn't tested at any time before that? I'm sure he was. They were tested multiple times in camp. So wouldn't it have probably come up then? Not necessarily. Or he just took a step there or something?

Well, I don't know what kind of time period they tested him in, and I don't know what kind of half-life this stuff has. Because apparently Chael Sundin was telling Brendan Schaub that it gets out of your system quite quick. That's one of the things that guys like about it, apparently. That you can do it and it gets out of your system really quick.

You would have to find out how much time do they usually have in between visits by USADA, and what are the odds they're going to get busted. How many times during camp are they willing to roll the dice? Say if they have a 24- or 48-hour acting steroid, how many times can you roll the dice? USADA visited you three times.

You going to roll the dice this week? Roll it. Come on, I want to have a hard workout Thursday. Fuck it. Let's roll the dice. You roll the dice. 27 hours, no USADA. 28, you wake up in the middle of the night sweating.

30 hours, no USADA. You know if they come in the middle of the night sweating. 30 hours, no USADA. You know if they come, you know if they come, your fucking career's over, and they take away millions of dollars. 40 hours, you're peeing. Ah, no USADA. The next day, USADA. You start thinking, 52 hours? How many is that? How many hours is that?

How many has it been? 48, 49, 50, 51, 53 hours. 53 hours. It's got to be gone, right? It's got to all be gone. And you give them that piss just wondering whether it's in there. And I'm sure there's stuff that you can take that supposedly washes it out faster like any kind of drug test. Like weed tests, I remember I think it was like cranberry juice or something you just constantly drank.

There's certain diuretics for sure. Certain diuretics can mask steroids. It's one of the reasons why they're illegal. I'm looking at this article that came out about an hour ago, it looks like, on Bloody Elbow. That's not like any updated news or anything really. It's a PED expert who's known

in the track and field world as known for supplying performance enhancing drugs to them. His name is Angel Hernandez, also known as Memo. Not that that matters a whole lot but um if anybody knows him uh what angel heredia heredia hernandez but angel heredia is that the same guy that used to train manny pacquiao or no or is it who the fuck did there was a guy that was like a really popular god damn it i know i got his name wrong, strength and conditioning coach.

He's saying that the tests that they do, tests for six different particular metabolites, and one of those can last up to seven weeks. And then skip down to here, he says that one of those metabolites can look like the same structure as the tyrannobal. And it may or may not, it doesn't mean that it as the tyrannobol and it may or may not it doesn't mean that it's not tyrannobol or whatever but it could be from a bad supplement that he took

during a training period that lasted in a system and ended up looking like it oh interesting but that's listen to this quote listen to this quote if he would have been using way before then he eventually would have been positive on the 21 day testing before the fight but he was negative then he came out positive frankly the testing itself it lacks of credibility for a lot of reasons uh we could go on and on but and i could be very specific in terms of chemistry but i don't want to mislead the people that listen it's just the fact that they're detecting six different metabolites and one of them stays there longer than seven weeks but the most

intriguing part is that some of those metabolites are not really confirmed that they are actually coming from that how do you say that terenobol structure alright but USADA who's doing this they know what the

fuck they're doing. And they're not going to come out with a result unless they're super, super sure that that's what they're tested positive for. I don't know if this guy's right. That's what I don't know either. He's just sort of speculating, I would imagine. I don't know if he wasn't there either. I tell you, I talked to Jeff Nowitzki off mic, on mic. I talked to him around the arena.

He's about as honest as it comes when it comes to handling these situations with these athletes. They're catching people. And the people they're catching, we're using. The way they're doing it is very thorough. The way they're handling it is very thorough. doing it is very thorough. The way they're handling it is very thorough. And there hasn't been anybody with a credible story that came forth that didn't have something in their system that they weren't supposed to have in their system. We haven't had a case of that yet, as far as I know. I think almost all cases have been either tainted supplements or someone getting caught,

whether it's taking a diuretic or someone getting caught taking a steroid, there's a lot going on like that. And he's got, you know, they have a team of people that are just constantly checking people that might be cheating. I guess you have to also say it's where there's smoke, there's fire. How many fighters never have a steroid, you know, in them, you know? There's a few, you know, like BJ Penn, I'm sure. there's, you know, I used to think it would be John Fitch, but then John Fitch tested positive. He was but he was getting older and he was fighting and the World Series of Fighting wasn't in the UFC anymore. And, you know, he might have been dealing with some serious injuries, need to pay his bills for fighting.

Like, I don't begrudge anybody, especially when they're not even in the UFC. And the testing that they do in a lot of these organizations is, like, there's a lot of organizations that have guys that are pretty much openly using. And what they do is they have these guys fight on, like, Indian reservations or fighting weird states that have an athletic commission that doesn't really adhere to the rules or it doesn't have to and doesn't it's not very strict but what especially the indian reservation thing native american reservations they do whatever the fuck they want man they're

a country inside our country but usada they look up your ass man they look up your ass they come get you they come get you and they wake you up. Hey, man Hey, how you doing? Hey, we're gonna look at your dick and I'm gonna watch piss come out of your dick It's gonna go in this cup and then you can go back to sleep it's uh, it's no joke and To see a guy like John with just spectacular just spectacular Comeback fight, you know, I mean like a phenix, he rises from the ashes. He gave this really classy post-fight speech. He won by

just overwhelming devastation. I mean, it was a beautiful combination with the left high kick, then a series of shots. Daniel goes down, he just beats him unconscious in a spectacular performance. And then to find out that it's tainted by some fucking gross steroid.

They were sneaking in. It's either that or, again, the other one, which is almost equally gross. That somebody gave it to him. Like somebody gave him some, hey man, hey champ. Have this Gatorade champ. Hey champ, I got you a Gatorade, champ. Hey, champ. I got you a Gatorade, champ. Crack.

And they're very accessible, these fighters. They're just going to the gyms like you go to a lot of times. If you're not fighting John, he's a great guy. He's a great guy. Great guy. People love him. I think that we don't know. It just makes me sad it just makes me sad.

It makes me sad. But one day, you know, one day they'll have it eradicated. But by then, I think there's going to be some new methods. I think they're going to have genetic methods. That's the next one. They're pretty, not pretty close, but they're pretty close to being able to alter embryos and to be able to change genes in people, maybe even shut off dangerous genes like genes for Alzheimer's and different diseases that people have. They might be able to literally create the tools to edit that in the embryotic stage.

There's something called CRISPR, and that's one of the things that they're using to alter genes. It's like C-R-I-S-P-R, I think it is. Did you see the video of someone used it to make neon green beer or something like that? They used CRISPR to make neon green beer? Would they use... So they did something to the wheat? Awesome.

They made a new color chocolate. The first time in like 100 years, they made a new chocolate. Oh, we're fucking around with nature. Yeah. God. That's why Hurricane Irma is going to eat Florida. They also recently took the West Nile virus

and pumped it into rats, and it killed cancer, which is crazy. So you're taking one crazy thing and killing another crazy thing with it. What? The West Nile virus cures cancer. Yeah.

In mice or whatever. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, there's a lot of shit that we eat that animals can't even touch or they die. This biohacker, what does it say again? Wants to spur a genetic engineering revolution with glowing beer. Oh, that seems healthy. Like I'm worried about aspartame. Genetically engineered yeast.

Imagine how bad your pee smells. Like think about how bad your pee smells when you eat asparagus. Cutting edge genetic engineering technique. CRISPR. Yeah. Wow. That's how they did it. That's insane.

That's insane. He sells the kits too apparently. ThatPR. Yeah. Wow. That's how they did it. That's insane. That's insane. He sells the kits too apparently. That is so crazy. You can buy a kit to genetically engineer through CRISPR your wheat to glow. It's pretty badass. That's insane. It's gotta be bad for you.

It's totally gotta be bad for you. Or good. I'm waiting for one of these fucking problems that we have to turn us into superheroes. Because that was what we always saw in the comic books. Right? Every time there was a nuclear spill, dude came out of it with x-ray vision. Right? But the government also immediately found the guy and took him and hit him and did tests on him so the public wouldn't be scared.

Tried to, bro. Tried to. Most of the time they were free. It already happened. Autism. scared tried to bro tried to most of the time they were free it already happened autism now they're like some of the best uh like navy like coders yeah oh yeah well there's there's without a doubt some super genius people with autism and then there's people that are on that spectrum you know autism and also asperger's and a lot of different disorders that allows them to like focus on stuff with laser like precision.

They just their brains work different. There's a lot of thought to that. That's like the next style of person that like we're so connected to our devices and to the Internet and to this. connected to our devices and to the internet and to this like we're gonna like lose our interaction with each other and lose our emotions and then it might manifest itself through a series of like weird errors like a disease or a disorder and that disorder becomes favorable and that favorable disorder of just not really getting attached to things just focusing on your work like a drone like some sort of crazy robot, number crunching robot. It's 100% possible that if you, we know there are some people like that, right?

So if there are some people that are just super genius coders that just zone out and can code like crazy and they're kind of on the spectrum, if there's one of those, there could be a thousand. If there's a thousand, there could be a million. If there's a million, they could start breeding and making a bunch of other ones like that and maybe it's something you pass on on your genes maybe we pass on more in our genes than we know next thing you you got robot people like we slowly but surely integrate with our chips and fucking different you know qualcomm chips in your brain your phone is now a part of your body. Robot people with abilities to call each other and connect online.

What if nature's trying to engineer our humanness out of us? Slowly morph it, change it, make it more compatible to staying in front of computer screens constantly, crunching numbers. People's hands start growing different because everyone's holding cell phones their whole life their eyes get farther apart like chance the rapper you know what fascinates me when people have autistic kids then the kids show massive improvement from a change of diet or through from cannabis cannabis oil for a lot of kids is a massive improvement

stops their seizures makes them start interacting with other kids better. I wonder if that is what, I mean, I don't think they know like a specific cause for autism or any of the spectrum disorders, right? No. I mean, I always just blame cell phones and Wi-Fi. I've also heard, well, it could be, right? I've also heard gut bacteria be blamed for a bunch of them. Wow. That's interesting.

Yeah, they were saying that a lack of probiotics in the diet, poor gut bacteria could be blamed for certain issues and disorders that some people have. I found neurons in the gut, right? That makes, I mean, if those two things are true, that makes sense. Well, if your gut bacteria is essentially like a community, right? You have like a community of flora inside your stomach and the more bad stuff you put in there. And then also like other people would be way more susceptible than some. You know, just like today, there's people that can eat things and maybe have mild allergies. And then there's someone like you or I that can eat the exact same thing and have no issue with it whatsoever.

That's got to be the same with gut flora. It's got to be the same with the – I mean, we're so biologically variable, but if I'm just imagine if that's just a step in a long process of people, I mean, like you look at like super genius autistic people, we, as far as we know, I mean, they might've existed hundreds of years ago, but we don't know of them, right? We're just guessing. This is a fairly recent thing. What if it becomes something even different in a hundred years from now? What if it's these, these people that know how to read each other's minds and only they can do it and they can all read each other's minds. They can

probably read our minds, but we can never read theirs. And they're just, they're just talking to each other. And we're like, Hey, hey what are you talking about what are you guys talking about like we're going to be left behind like our stupid genes we're going to be left behind and these people without what if like war just stops because autistic people just have just no desire to go to war they're like no just rather sit around here and code. Yeah. You know, or whatever the next stage is. Like if autism or Asperger's or any of these things are a new thing, I don't know if they are, but if they are a new thing, just imagine what another new thing could be that takes it to another place and a next level. People that don't keep their VR helmets on all the time. Like you're living the real world.

What's wrong with you? Well, you got to think, man. If evolution is true, and I'm assuming it is, we used to be super primitive, right? We used to be some sort of primitive primate thing. And then there was a bunch of different versions of us, and we branched out, and we were the most successful, and we made it to today. So that means we changed. So why would we assume we're done? That's crazy. We're getting more input now than ever before, why would we assume we're done that's crazy we're getting

more input now than ever before and we're assuming we're done we're not even the same people from the 1950s we're not we're just we're totally different i wonder if our brains are going to start using more because we are or less or less but i mean we're pretty much like you know we're using our brains way more than we were 20 years ago. 20 years ago, instead of, like, researching and reading and, like, reading pretty much, we were just probably sitting there looking at colors, you know, or something. It would have been way easier back then to be a con man. Oh, yeah. Nobody could do any research on you.

Yes. Yeah. Well, I was raising a Buddhist monster. Eddie had the greatest fucking story about that. Eddie Bravo was taking karate or Kung Fu from this dude that said he had to go to China to learn from some Kung Fu masters. And Eddie was so proud. He's like, wow, my instructor is one of the greatest instructors in the world. He's going to go to China China learn from some kung fu master

And then he saw him at like a supermarket or some shit the dude's car was like parked in front trying to get he's like That can't be him he got in the car. He drove off like what the fuck. I thought that dude was in China He just totally lied not only did he lie, but he was so stupid he stayed around the neighborhood He just lied to his students was pretending he was off gathering knowledge from the masters. There was a lot of those guys, man, that had, like, fake karate classes. They had, like, fake martial arts schools. They were teaching, like, nonsense. And they would have this crazy background on the wall.

You know, seven-time undefeated Marine Corps, bare-knuckle, no-holds-bar champion. They would make up a bunch of shit. There's a lot of those dudes, man. My favorite YouTube videos. Oh, my God. So many of them. There's so many of them. It's like the religious people, like, you know, people falling on the ground or getting

thrown by the room by the pastor and stuff. It's the same kind of shit. Yeah, in a lot of ways. But that's like the other side of the placebo effect, right? It's like the other side, like those people when that guy does that thing and they go flying through the air and their body starts shaking, do you think they feel something? Like what do you think is going on?

Are they just totally faking it? I think it's dumb people, man. I think it's all dumb people. I think it's low-watt brains that just, they're easy to trick and to believe in anything. I mean, look at half the world. Yeah. For sure, that's a possibility. But I want to know, like, are they doing it, are they conscious of what they're doing?

Like, are they willfully giving in to this because they want the guy to like them? And, like, he comes up to you and he's like, and you're like, or are they really feeling it? I mean, are they convincing them? Is it a placebo effect? Are they convincing themselves?

I think so. You think so? Yeah. I think, I think like dumb people can really do a lot that we can't even fathom. It's like we were saying, if you really believe that there is a, you know, makeup makeup, it doesn't even have to be Jesus or our gods. I don't want to offend anybody.

But if you really, if somebody really believed that Odin had carved his path in eternity and that his destiny was chosen for him by the gods and he would go forth with that kind of confidence. for him by the gods and he would go forth with that kind of confidence like if you really believe that odin has carved a path for you to destiny and you really believe that like that's got to be a powerful weapon like just having that that belief there's something to that whether it's real or not it might become real because you think it's real like the placebo effect is just one little sliver of this weird puzzle of managing the mind and managing the way you interface with reality, with people, with life itself, with different choices that you make. I don't think we understand it 100%. I don't. I think we just assume that like physical acts are like all that's going on You know like he picked up that box. He moved it over there like physical acts are all that's going on

I don't think so man. I think there's like there's some some weird connection that we're all sharing that's getting closer and closer It's getting weirder and weirder People are getting shittier and nicer at the same time It's happening. There's a boiling point of i think people are way nicer than they ever were before you know what we use as an example the bro hug people didn't bro hug back in the day they shook hands and we were talking about that new uh stand up show on um showtime i'm dying up here. And one of the things Bill Burr said, he goes, they got the handshake wrong. He was talking about it last night.

He's like, they hugged. Nobody hugged back then. They would do like a low five or something like that. And he's like, I was like, you're right. They didn't hug like that. They did like the knuckle thing back then, though.

High fives, for sure. I still like the knuckle thing back then, though. Maybe. High fives, for sure. I still like a high five. I think high five is silly. It's fun. I like high fiving people. What's up? I always miss people's high fives.

I feel like an idiot. Like, I'm always like. High five to me is like fun. Like, high five is fun. Like, a handshake, you could just be just cordial and friendly. But this has got some fun to it. Last time you did a low five. What's that?

Man, I can't even remember. Because you've got to get a low five back. That's the problem with a low five. High five is egalitarian. Everyone's equal. It's just high five. Low five, we have to decide. Well, who's hitting who?

Are you hitting me or am I hitting you? Are you going to hit me first? And then I'm going to hit you back? How's this work? Okay, you go first. Ready, go. Slap, slap. Nobody does that anymore. Slap, slap. Yeah, I haven't done that in a long time.

What's up, bro? What's up? Because people figure out we don't have to do this. We can just do this. It's better. What's up? I feel happy when I give people high fives. I'm a knuckle guy, man. Too much pink eye. Yeah, you've got to wash your phone, man. I was reading this thing about cell phones. They're dirtier than half the toilets of the world oh yeah because

you never wash your phone you touch everything you're like god wash your hands you're just touching your ass meanwhile you pick up your phone you're checking your twitter you're smudging all kinds of weird fucking biomes all over your screen i saw you you know like those butt wipes where they have like the little container where you like pull the butt wipes out like those Things like you reuse them like but if you don't think about that Oh, yeah around the where you're grabbing it like I need another one. I need another one. I got some on my finger I need to get Oh, you're right for sure that happens. Yeah for sure that happens if you mess up. Yeah, I just use the packs

I don't even use the box anymore And you got to be careful with those things too because you don't want to get antibacterial Butt wipes like you don't want to use antibacterial stuff on your body unless it's like natural stuff like that I said do jiu-jitsu with this dude who got ringworm and After he got ringworm he started putting antibacterial soap all over his body But that killed all of his his natural skin flora, and then he got it everywhere. It was crazy. How much did he use?

I mean, because I use the- Antibacterial soap, that like hardcore shit. Not the tea tree stuff. It looks amber. It looks like that stuff they extract the insect DNA out in Jurassic Park. That stuff, like it stinks. You can smell the chemicals on it. Yeah.

It's hand antibacterial soap. And a lot of people like that would get like ringworm or something like that. They would use that on their whole body. But the problem with that stuff is it kills everything. It kills all the stuff that's fighting off the ringworm too. It kills everything. Just nukes the territory. Yeah.

I use tea tree for all that crap. Tea tree is the shit. It is the shit. I just hate the smell. Eucalyptus. Eucalyptus oil. There's a company called Defense Soap. Yeah.

I talk about them all the time. I love it. They're not a sponsor, but the guy's awesome. And his stuff is amazing for that. Like, keep a healthy skin floor. We just have to think of our bodies, whether it's your gut floor, your skin floor, all that stuff. You got to think of your body as an ecosystem, you know? Mm-hmm.

Defense Soap's really great. I use that all the time but I do you ever use it like for like a jujitsu is that what it's made for it's made for well he made it for grappling but it's great for just skin it's like it's just good for your skin I don't know if chemically because I use it like as my soap I don't know if I was gonna like it's not bad for, it's not bad for you. It's not bad for you at all. It's good for your skin. That's the thing about it.

It's not damaging the healthy stuff. There's no poisons. It's not like antibacterial soaps are a lot of times it's like really heavy chemicals that are just stripping away everything. Bacteria lives on our skin and a lot of it is good. Apparently, that's like staphs all over you all the time. When people get an infection and it's a staph a staff infection what it is you get an open sore and then your body through whatever for whatever reason can't fight off that staff that's already

there that's now getting into your bloodstream and you get infected and it swells up and gets nasty and then there's that MRSA staff that staff that they get at hospitals because people have been taking antibiotics for so long. They have medication-resistant staff, and it scares the fuck out of people. You have to be on, like, IV drugs for weeks sometimes, and people are just wrecked, wrecked by it. Happens to a lot of fighters, man. It's like the silent killer of fight careers is MRSA.

Not with that whole... Kevin Randleman. Yeah. We don't know if that was MRSA. Not with that hole. Kevin Randleman. Yeah. We don't know if that was MRSA or just untreated staff. I don't know if it was MRSA or just regular staff. Poor guy. Yeah, Kevin had a bad. I've seen a lot of guys have it bad.

I've seen guys with holes. It looks like somebody stabbed them in the leg, and it was just their body was, think it's called a necrophile or something like that yeah when you're yeah necrophile that's not the word what is the word no yeah but it's um there's a word that when your skin starts becoming dead in in certain areas because of a lot of it's like, um, widow bites will do that. Um, uh, Brown recluse bites will do that. Staff infection will do that too.

Yeah. There's a lot of widows. Yeah. I forget the term, but it's something, something necro. It does something to your skin. Just,

there's a lot of those fucking creepy little bugs. It'll do that too, man. Ever seen someone like what it looks like when someone gets bitten by a brown recluse no fuck dude if you get beaten if you don't take care of it like really quickly it can go super bad like those things eat through your body we sleep in so many hotels and shit have you ever had bed bugs because that's it like i feel like i haven't but you could definitely get it i feel like I get bug bites every time. Oh, God. Look at all those holes. That's all from a brown recluse bite.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Are those in L.A. or California? No, right? Yeah, they have some of them in California, but I think they're more in the Midwest. Oh, fuck. But they definitely have them here. Yeah. Look at that.

Yeah. Wow. Mostly around there. So it mostly looks like someas and a lot of the south it's fucking scary ass bug man that's a scary 10 sharks found in the home's basement pool what if some guy in new york had 10 sharks that were in a 15-foot above-ground pool in his basement. Three of them were dead when they found them. What the fuck? Seven were still alive.

Why? Because people were crazy. Because he's out of his fucking mind. Wow. Well, he might have, okay, they were two feet to four feet long. Those are little sharks. He might have been trying to do some sort of a deal to put a fish tank in somebody's house and he acquired these sharks for it.

Or he's a nutty dude and he wanted to keep sharks in his basement. Fuck sharks. But here's the thing. I knew people that had sharks in their fish tanks. Everyone's all gung-ho to save the sharks now. That was not the case 10-15 years ago when people had swimming pools, or not swimming pools,

fish tanks, like crazy fish tanks. Sometimes people would have like little sharks. You used to have crazy fish. Yeah, I used to have piranhas allegedly. This may or may not be true. Piranhas aren't exactly legal. I might have found some in a friend's house

in Bowling Green one time. They're boring. They're boring until it's go time, and then you're like, whoa. I want to get like a, not octopus. What's those things that glow in the black lights? Jellyfish. Jellyfish. I want to get like a jellyfish aquarium.

You can, I guess, get that with the lights. So it just looks like you have a ghost in your corner of your head. They die easy though, unfortunately. Yeah, I was talking to a scientist about it She was explaining that They have like Mandalay Bay has this You ever seen that thing where they have the jelly? Tank of jellyfish that you could buy a little tiny jellyfish. Yeah, look how cool it is, but you can buy big ones

But she was explaining that they they have to constantly like shuffle them in they like take out the dead ones put in the new ones and they breed them there wow do you ever see the one they have at mandalay bay dude it's the shit yeah it's like a circular one and it lights up different colors dude it's beautiful look at these guys hey wait, wait. You like jellyfish? They look too much like twins to be boyfriends, right? Right. That would be so creepy. They're boyfriends, and they were that close to each other. That's a weird thing to have laying around.

What do they eat? I think just algae. Oh, so is this like a GoFundMe or some shit? Yeah, that's what I pulled up. Yeah. It just what I pulled up. Yeah. It just was a better tank. The one they had at Mandalay Bay was badass because it was this big, like, acrylic cylinder. And they're all swimming around it and they're changing the colors and you're like, whoa.

Yeah. I think that'd be cool to have. Yeah, they're alive, man. I mean, it's, they're alive, but. I mean, it's... They're alive, but... Is that it? Yeah. I didn't... I don't remember them having...

Wow. Tales like that. That's the one in Mandalay Bay? Mm-hmm. I'm probably conflating it with one from one of the aquariums that I've been to, but fuck, that's beautiful. Look how pretty they are. Can you imagine doing mushrooms and just looking at that shit?

They're so pretty, but it seems kind of fucked to have them trapped in a tube. I mean, they're just swimming around. They can't go anywhere. Like, isn't part of the magic of being a jellyfish is the fact that you're a jellyfish in the ocean, and you just are constantly moving through the ocean? Or have we decided that the jellyfish is too primitive for it to truly experience the majesty of the ocean and fuck him, get in the tube and gamblers just going to stare at you. I mean,

that's essentially what we decided. Feed. I wonder what you feed. Oh, baby shrimp. They feed at least once a day. Is that what it was saying? Baby brine shrimp. So like sea monkeys, they eat sea monkeys. God. They're so weird looking

You know what's interesting if we found oh? You have to have like a separate tank for all that stuff looks like you have two tanks What is that? That's the baby brine shrimp? Yeah? Oh weird. It's a jer jerky. How bizarre. Oh them in this little sheets Snapping oh how strange you have to put it in a baster and squeeze it in there or something whoa? The size and number of jellies would determine how much to feed oh you have to be like really specific Fuck this over feed and get some fat jellyfish No, they're gonna die dude, or they Or they're going to get out into their toilets. Oh, look how they feed them, man.

That's crazy. They just squirted out there. Okay, I'm back in. I was out, now I'm back in. I'll figure it out. I'll do the right thing. I'll measure it out. And I'm sure a dead jellyfish looks just the same. You know, it's just floating.

They're not moving enough, though. You want them moving, man. Look, look who's just floating. They're not moving enough, though. You want to move it, man. Look, look who's pouring it in there. Look at them all eating. That's crazy. They're actually reacting. Here's the thing. Like, they're so primitive.

We probably don't feel that bad when they die. Right. Like, if a goldfish dies, you're like, oh, poor little dude. Because eyeballs. Yeah. They had eyeballs yeah they have faces right yeah like people i've heard people say don't eat anything with a face but they usually don't eat oysters those people you know like gotta eat oysters man oh i love oysters until you have

bad oysters had some bad oysters the other day i definitely have before that's the worst yeah i mean there's a possibility, right? You're eating something raw. Yeah. Did you know there's so many different kinds of oysters? Like, I never knew that. There's, like, tons of different kinds of oysters. Yeah, I don't know a lot about them, but I do, you know, like, if you go to a place,

they give you a variety. You get, like, a dozen. You get three of each. You're like, whoa, look at these. Kumamotos. And there's a lot in the Pacific Northwest. I know people like around the seattle area they actually like can go out and get them and get clams and stuff like that there's a certain kind that you're not supposed to eat anymore because of some kind of pollution levels or something like that oh really yeah i don't know

what yeah they go clamming in the pacific northwest it's pretty they get big ass clams too man they go digging them right on the shore they just They just bring a bucket and just dig into the sand and pop those fuckers out. That's pretty badass. You can go find some clams. Santa Barbara has the biggest oyster farm for a while. Really? It's huge. You go out and they have these underground cages and they lift them up.

Oh, wow. They just pick them and eat them. That's good enough. Hmm. I wonder how much they're affected by pollution. I think it's a lot. What's up? Aren't they not fully used for pollution, but don't they clean the like...

Shit out of the ground? Yeah, like clean the water. I thought that's what they're... They're kind of like the ocean filters. Hmm. Well, that's what lobsters are, right? Lobsters and crabs, they eat all the dead shit. That's a, isn't that interesting?

They're so goddamn delicious. And all they eat is rotten shit all the time. It's weird. Lobsters are so delicious. Like sometimes you forget. Sometimes you forget and then you get a, a like a main lobster when you dip them in butter and you're like good god this is fucking delicious yeah check this out here's a time lapse of oysters filtering water whoa it's super dirty water here and then wow a couple hours go by

holy shit yeah did they just like poop them out though they're making oysters bitch just throw a bunch of sand in that water see what the fuck goes down yeah it seems like they're filtering the waters that's crazy there it makes sense look nature has a plan for all its little weird things and i bet they have all sorts of mean, you think about that we need plants for oxygen, right? Plants actually create oxygen. And we create carbon dioxide and plants live off carbon dioxide. It's weird how there's all these like little relationships that all these different beings have. Like back and forth all over nature.

So many of them, man. So many weird parasites and symbiotic relationships that animals have with each other. It's a dome, bro. It's flat. It's a dome. It's all simulation. I'm blown away. I just got a dehumidifier yesterday and how much water you can pull out of your air.

It's a 70-gallon drum or a tank, and I've already emptied it three times. 70? 70. Pint. 70 pints. Sorry, not gallons. Do you know how big that is? 70 pints.

Think of a gallon of milk. Yeah, I know. I don't think it's 70 of them. No, no. That's like a swimming pool. 70 pints. What the fuck are you doing in your house, man? But it's a pretty huge bucket of water in just like four hours

That's just pulled out of my house. That's crazy. Yeah, no, it's just like from your body No, it's from in the air I see I've been we've been using our air conditioning so much lately that mine started like leaking everywhere of the goddamn It's making the house wet. Yeah, you know, it's making my floors fucked So yeah, so I'm trying to suck all the water out of it, everything. So it just pulls it from the air and humidity and stuff. That's weird because L.A. is pretty dry. Yeah, but not lately.

It's been pretty shitty. Yeah, well, it's not shitty. We need water, man. We barely got away with what we got last winter. That kind of brought everything back to pretty normal. But Lake Tohono, Tohono Ranch, still half full of water. That's what my personal experience, what I can say about how weird the drought was. There was a lake that we used to drop people out of helicopters into at Fear Factor.

And it went away. The lake didn't exist anymore. There was no lake. All the fish died. All of them. There were huge fish in that lake, like big, large mouth bass. They were all over the place, man. People would go from miles around to go fish there.

Dead. Still dead today? There's nothing there. Wow. It's a little bit of water now. A little bit of water. Like, maybe, like, last time I i was there i'd have to go see it again to get a good read on it but uh the last time i talked to somebody who was there it was

like half full you know what'd be interesting which means it's really shallow if it gets it rain if and it comes back to life if how long it would take for the first fish to find its way there dude it'd probably be a million years or a seagull just accidentally drops one in. See, the thing about these... What is that? I think that's it. That lake? No, that's Lake Esteic. Lake Esteic in 2017 looks pretty good. It's back. That's nice.

Yeah, that's another place we used to drop people out of helicopters. I was talking about Tihon Lake, though. I typed that in, I thought, and this is what came up instead. Well, that's pretty close. It's on the way. But, yeah, that place has giant striped bass. I saw the stuntmen on Fear Factor, they would go fishing, like, in between stunts.

They had, like, a lunch break. And these guys caught these, like, in, like, 20 minutes, caught these giant-ass striped bass. That place is awesome. But that was half gone you know so we got to see it with our own eyes like places like drying up and just because it caught it and it turned around because the weather changed doesn't mean it can't happen instead of three four years five six years how about 30 years 30 years of no rain go fuck yourself yourself. That can happen. I think it's going to be the opposite. I think just how bad of rain that we had last year.

I think this winter, I think we're just going to get pounded. I think in all the Burbank mountains with all the fires, I think we're going to get flooded now from all the mudslides that that's going to cause. Because I think this end of the world shit's just continuing to go on. See, I don't think it really is the end of the world and it's not even the end of us. It's just that what we thought was permanent was very fragile and that fucks with our head,

but you just got to go into it knowing that you can't think that those hills are going to stay up. They're going to slide. Those houses are going to slide. You know, it's just like there's some fucking people that built their houses like this. Hanging off the side of a cliff with spikes into the side of the hill. You've seen those houses.

There's a lot of those, right? On Laurel, you look at that house. You go, where's that one going to go? That's going to slide down here. Remember they shut down Laurel Canyon a few months back? Because one of the porches, back porch, like 9,000 fucking pounds slid down the hill, all concrete and shit. And you know that's going to happen to the comedy store at one point. Like every time it rains.

Oh, the house behind it? Every time it rains, I'm scared the fuck to be in that box. From the movie Heat, but like. That house is preposterous. Stupid. I would hate to live in that house. That was that Robert De Niro movie, Heat? Yeah, yeah.

Wow, what a crazy view they must have, though. There's a lot of those houses, man. Look at that. That is... You have to be such an optimist. Everything's gonna be alright. Like, look at that fucking house. Look at that thing up on giant-ass metal poles.

Seems like such a bad idea. And every night, you hear some crazy homeless man sawing at your pole. Oh my gosh. You look down. Get the fuck away from there, man. Oh, man. Trying to sleep. Is that a saw?

Nah, man. I don't know about no saw. You go to bed. Check out this ad form from 1969. None of those are up here. The safest buildings as far as landslides and earth tremors are concerned. Oh, my God. That is hilarious.

None of those exist anymore. Oh, let me read this. The cliff dwellings amongst the safest of all buildings as far as landslides and earth tremors are concerned are supported by steel girders planted deep in the ground anchored to heavy iron bells far below the surface. Actually, that gets me kind of excited. I like that the engineers shit out of it like that.

That's actually, I like when someone solves, like, what seems like a, all right, I'm on board now. I want a stilt house with metal bells. So it's like your house is supported by kettle bells, motherfucker. Yeah, until, I don't know, they probably didn't have like a 5.0 earthquake. They were probably like, oh, these are good for like the strongest earthquakes at 3.4. Maybe it's good for all earthquakes. You don't know shit, bro.

I bet none of these houses exist anymore. Jamie, there was one in the upper right-hand corner that's like one of my favorite pictures. Just scroll up past this. Spaceship. Yeah, the spaceship house. I love that house. That house is the shit. Look at that. I don't know who owns that house but that is

the fucking coolest house of all time I think it was just sold recently I would never want to live there that seems like the perfect house for you though it's too freaky I would go deep I need to stay calm like if I lived in a spaceship

I just I don't trust myself. I just got to go to Ron White's house recently. It's a nice house. Yeah, you know Ron's story, what happened? Yeah. He went out of town, came back, and there was a leak on the first floor. And it flooded, well, on the top floor, the third floor rather, and it flooded down to the second and the first floor,

filling all of them up with water. Yeah, that's unfortunate. and he just had it finished now fuck yeah but it's cool he has like a recording studio in there and like a bar it's like a pimp house i'm sure it is ron white's the shit badass i love that guy he was just in austin doing a benefit show with eliza and chris delia and they raised like 250 000 and just one show yeah that's awesome man that's awesome i heard about that yeah yeah ron white's fucking fantastic i love that man he's beautiful he's an animal yeah you ever you ever hear of a app called next door or next door next door it's one of the greatest things ever it's uh it's like reddit for your neighborhood oh no

so it's pretty much you log in and you have to live in this neighborhood or you can't get in pretty much kind of thing and it's like it's cool because there's little things like hey i got this you know dresser if anyone wants it or you know things like that but it's also like hey i saw a black guy the other day in the neighborhood it's like tony hinchcliffe's bit which one the mass text bit oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like that don't say anymore yeah i want to give away his bit but it's the most addicting thing ever and it's very helpful like if you have a lost pet or a cat and or if uh but it's one of my favorite things to read now i just go home i'm giddy about it oh, what's going on? We do have an interface that allows you to

communicate with people like straight to your head. How quickly do you think you'd adopt it? How quickly do you think you'd try it? I guess if you could turn it off, I would try it pretty close. If you could turn it off. Right. Why do you trust the government, man? Fake the moon landing six times,

man. Yeah. I'm worried about my car right now being hacked. It's a little too much. I don't even have an emergency brake anymore. I have a button that says emergency. No, I want to pull it in case of emergency. I don't want to push it. Yeah, I like old cars for that.

Yeah. I like a car that has fucking e-brakes, baby. Yeah. Right? Right. Those are the ones you want, too, with the button button on the top you don't want the stomp e-brake that's for assholes because you can't even control it you gotta like stomp it and pull it back up and like you don't have like a you can you can actually like control the e-brake with the lever a little bit you can get yourself to go sideways with that thing my car has a bug probably yeah they probably don't have it for that my car is a bug though if like you plug in your iphone before like too early and you don't hit the button that says you know

agree to like the maps or whatever it's like it's okay that goes away and then like if you have your air conditioning on and other things, you can't turn them off. So, like, the other day, my stereo was, like, on full blast. My air conditioning was, like, on full blast. And I was trying to turn it all off while driving, and I couldn't. This is your Honda?

Yeah, yeah. It's got, it's a Apple Home or Air or Car or whatever it is. Oh, yeah, CarPlay. But if you disconnected your phone, would it stop? That's how I did it. But at first first I couldn't figure out what was going on. Yeah, I've never heard of that before. Yeah, it's gonna happen. Yeah, that's a dope car though. I like it man. It's it's cool It's it's a technological tour de force. I could hook up androids or it has like Android play on it also That's new. Most of them didn't have it which is kind of fucked

I couldn't believe that they were getting away with going with Apple CarPlay only. Because there's a lot of people that would buy like Chevys and GM cars, like Cadillacs in particular. They have that Apple CarPlay. Porsches have that Apple CarPlay. I like it though. The texting definitely, I never text while driving

anymore because now I just tell Siri to hey, text Joe. Hey, what's up? Yeah. Oh, you could do that with both hands on the wheel it's awesome yeah yeah i like it i'm a fan i'm a fan of those uh the some of the new japanese cars too man that some of that technology that they're coming over with oh they got some incredible shit they just put out this new lexus the The Lexus LC500. See if you can find Lexus LC500 in atomic silver.

They're making future cars. Remember when you were a kid and you thought about cars in the future, what they would look like? This car looks like a future car. Did you see that first flying car? I saw it yesterday on the news. I think it was real. I saw something about it. I don't know if it was... I think it was real.

I saw something about it. Yeah. I don't know if it was real, but it looks like... I'm sure there will be something. Look at that thing. Look at that car. Beautiful. That's a spaceship.

Look at that thing. I mean, that looks like some Sylvester Stallone movie from 1998. You know, the year 2060. Yeah, especially in atomic silver. There's something about that silver color that looks that's a that's a rendering but that's a ridiculous looking car cars are so sexy nowadays i really like them well they can do so much now they break for you they recognize objects on the side they give you warnings yeah mine has that lane departure so like if i'm texting and not paying attention and i go out of my lane it pushes you back in yeah or if somebody stops it's uh in front of you it slams on the brakes holy shit yeah which that kind of freaks

me out because what if there isn't something there and it just malfunctions and slams on my brakes you know well it probably can happen i mean anything that's automated can fuck up just like a person fucks up. Is this the flying car? It's called the what? The Lilium Jet? The Lilium Jet. We believe in a world in which everyone can fly anywhere, anytime. Oh, Jesus.

Anywhere? Like, what about Hawaii, bitch? What about your old joke? You gonna fly across the country? I don't trust that guy. He looks a little wacky. Looks like he's on Adderall Tell me a dream the vision becomes a reality

Now this is like the beginning of a science fiction movie fuck you doing are you bringing in an organism from space? So this is real Is it real? This is the first test flight. It says it's probably slow as fuck like a balloon Just floats through the air It might be onion Why do it doesn't seem Why do it doesn't seem like... 300 kilometers an hour. So what do we decide that is?

Somewhere around 150? Yeah, 150. That guy takes too much ecstasy. I don't trust him. He's got that look in his eyes. You know that look when a guy's done a lot of ecstasy? He's just here to party. he doesn't look real the shadows Jamie how do the comments look in the comments that let a man dream Dammit you sons of bitches

But does it squeeze I was reading an article about what they were calling a Russian troll farm. That they have a troll farm, like make a business out of trolling. I met someone recently that he worked at a meme factory. What? And I didn't really ask a lot of more questions about that because I just assumed it was like someone working for that Fuckerry account where there's like four or five guys that all work together to just pump out memes all day but he literally was working downtown somewhere and his job description

was whatever, at a meme factory. That's kind of hilarious. Yeah. What a cool job, you know? By the way, mad props to some people that actually use the internet, like the guy that writes for Wendy's Twitter, I don't know if you've been following this, it is some of the funniest some people that actually use the uh internet like when the guy that writes for wendy's uh twitter i don't know if you've been following this it is some of the funniest shit ever whoever bravo you

are the king of twitter uh but like people like talking shit on wendy's he'll come back with like some of the best comic timing ever wendy's owned a twitter troll so hard they deactivated their account. So that's the first one. Our beef is. Right. Your beef is frozen. We all know it. Y'all know we laugh at your slogan, fresh, never frozen, right?

Like you're really a joke, Wendy says. Sorry to hear you think that, but you're wrong. We've only ever used fresh beef since we were founded in 1969. The other guy says, so you deliver it raw on a hot truck? He says, where do you store cold things that aren't frozen? Wow. Y'all should give up. McDonald's got you guys beat with the dope-ass breakfast.

And then Wendy says, you don't have to bring them into this just because you forgot refrigerators existed for a second there. And they've been doing this for a couple years. That's pretty strong. That's pretty strong because they didn't even lose their temper. Right. Like, that's kind of funny. They handle that really well. Wendy's has been doing this for about a year now, just nonstop.

Listen, I don't like to get burgers on the road. I don't like to get fast food but if i do that's the one i go to wendy's all day unless there's an in and out nearby and i've got extra time you gotta have extra time wendy's will give it to you in a shockingly quick amount of time fast like how is that even possible it's actually hot like what are you just anticipating selling a certain amount of double cheeseburgers whit Wendy's Burbank is also one of the future stores they're testing, where you walk in and you order off this huge iPad wall, and then your food comes, and you don't have to even talk to anybody anymore.

Yeah, there's a lot of those now, right? Yeah. The other thing Wendy's does is they let you be a total fucking slob and order a three, a triple cheeseburger. They have it, like, right there on the menu. It doesn't even look crazy. Like, when I go to In-N-Out and I order a three by three, I feel like an asshole. But with Wendy's, it's like it's right there.

In-N-Out, I'm asking for some shit that doesn't even exist on their menu, supposedly. God, that looks good. Look at that. Dave's hot and juicy. Three- quarter triple. You motherfucker. Whenever I eat one of those, I'm like, this is such a preposterous sandwich. At Fat Burger, they have all the pictures on the wall of everyone that's finished the giant fucking triple.

It's so crazy. It's such a big thing. It's as big as people's heads. It's giant. Yeah. It's like, speaking of giant, did you see that fucking guy that had a bladder stone that was the size of an ostrich egg? And he had to get it removed from his body? That was insane.

Dude, that is the craziest thing I've seen in my life. Like, this guy had a rock inside of his body that his own body made. Look at the size of that thing. Look at the guy having it in his hand. So what is that made out of? On the far right. What is it in, you know, calcium that made out of right what is in you know that's a good question it's a good question i think that's what it is but you taste it no god

look how big it is what do you think it would taste like just salt it salt yeah why is that any weirder than licking salt that came out of the ground right take that you grind it up and put it on your steak nobody cares i would lick my own stone i want to lick somebody else's find out ct scans of the man's abdomen also revealed another much smaller stone in the man's left ureter, which is the tube that carries the urine from the kidneys to the bladder, according to the report, which is published today, blah, blah, blah. The doctors who treated the man noted that he had invasive bladder cancer more than a decade before he developed the stones.

Whoa, I wonder how long it took him to make these stones. Imagine if they just keep making them. They have to make up fucking, they have to build a door into his body where they could reach in once a month and pull out an ostrich egg sized rock. Ew.

How often does one of those things cook up inside your body? It's gotta be years, huh? That's an issue with, not that in particular, but kidney stones are an issue with fighters sometimes that cut a lot of weight. It becomes a unwanted side effect. Real bad, too, man.

Kidney stones are brutal. A lot of guys have canceled fights because of kidney stones. Matt Mitrione actually, no, I've never had him. Matt Mitrione actually had him before his Fedor fight and they had to cancel the first time

they were supposed to meet because of kidney stones super common but Matt's a heavyweight which is even weirder because heavyweights don't have to dry themselves out but some people

just like genetically are predisposed to getting them I know somebody gets them that's the one you pee out right yeah you pee it out she gets it like maybe every six months

she has oh god that's horrible yeah fuck man I wonder if it's like That's when you pee out right yeah, I peed out. She gets it like maybe every six months. She has It's horrible. Yeah, fuck man. I wonder if it's like a diet thing I Think says a little bit of that. I think it's also just some people just You know get them all the time. Yeah, it's also like the diet thing just so not fair some people could just scarf You know they just chow down pizza and shit. They do it right in front of everybody. And they look like Teab. They'd never gain any weight. Hinchcliffe.

Hinchcliffe. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude eats pizza every day. He works out a lot, though. Hinchcliffe does work out a lot. A lot. A good amount.

Good amounts of good. I was making fun of him the other night. He punched my arm. He's like, what are you doing? Are you taking something? I was like, no. I go to the gym three times a week, Tony. It's not that hard.

How many times a week do you think Tony's going to the gym? He's worked out with me before. Sort of. I think he's Jason. He's worked out in the same area as me. On the treadmill versus kettlebells? He lifted some weights. He lifted some weights.

Once? He's pretty ripped. I think he lifts weights. I think he does a little weightlifting. He's shockingly ripped, though. I think we might have a contest between you and Jamie. I think Jamie works out way more than Tony.

Jamie and Tony Hinscott. Yeah, but Tony Hinscott might be like, I'll take you up on your contest, young Jamie. We might have to get another one. Yeah. We still have to figure out what we're going to do with this other one because Ari went back to New York. We got nowhere with that, I feel like. Yeah, we might have to get another one. Yeah. We still have to figure out what we're going to do with this other one because Ari went back to New York.

We got nowhere with that, I feel like, at the end of it. Yeah, we barely did. They wanted to wrap it up. No, we're going to finish this. What is it? Well, we came to one idea, which was a contest between Segura, Bert, Ari, and me. That for 30 days of October, no boo booze and you have to do 15 yoga classes We all agreed on that one 15 hot yoga classes 90 minute classes with no breaks right or something like no breaks

Ari wants to take breaks like a bitch. Ari was gonna lose anyway I feel like that's one of the reasons why you say well, what about a break? I'm gonna take a break if I don't take a break to go pee. I need to pee I'm a Jew Jews need to pee remember he said that I don't take a break to go and pee. I need to pee. I'm a Jew. Jews need to pee.

Remember he said that? Look, I'll do it right here. That didn't even make sense. He peed twice during the show. He pulls his dick out and pisses into a kombucha jar. He's been doing that shit a lot. He does that a lot. Yeah, he's a wild man.

He lived in the jungle for four months. He lived with natives and shit. Yeah. He's out there in the forest. He's crazy. So he's basically backing out. He's like, I can't do it. I can't stand living out of a suitcase.

I'm like, bitch, you were in Asia for four months living out of a backpack, sleeping in hostels. Now all of a sudden you're back. You got to taste the good life. Didn't he also back? Is that Ari walking around naked? Why is he walking around naked? I don't know. Oh, they went to the desert last night.

Oh, they do mushrooms? Yeah. So Ari's just wandering around naked. Jesus Christ. That makes sense. I don't know. Oh, they went to the desert last night. Oh, they do mushrooms? Yeah. So Ari's just wandering around naked. Jesus Christ. That makes sense. There's a, the place next to me has a new kind of yoga you should try out. I want to try it out. It's outdoors.

It's baby goat yoga. What does that mean? It's pretty much you do all this yoga and then there's just baby goats that will climb on you while you're doing it and run around and stuff like that. Oh, and is it supposed to let the baby goats feel good? Yeah. People like it? Yeah.

Oh, that's hilarious. That is hilarious. They do it right next to my house. I need to do it. Dude, that is fucking hilarious. So they let these goats, what if they shit in your face while you're down there? They don't do that. So these people are doing their yoga.

And while they're doing their yoga, They have to do it around these goats The guy's probably like I don't know why I just signed up for this Ghosts have fucking incredible balance man like from the box like right out of snatch They can climb a tree now you should have baby goats. No. Why not? Because I had a friend who had goats. I had a friend who got goats because he has a big piece of land in Topanga, and the goats ate everything. They don't stop eating, man. They don't just eat the hay either.

They're like, fuck your hay. And they just start wandering through your—look at that goat. Climbed a tree, man. How does that happen? That goat climbed a fucking palm tree. They just can, dude. That's the crazy—how's it going to get down? They climb down. How does that happen? Go climb the fucking palm tree? I just can do that's the crazy. How's it gonna get down they climb down dude? Yes, I I am so amazed by baby goats. I want one so bad Yeah, these things are crazy. Did it fall?

Didn't like we see videos of Eagles coming and swooping yeah, but that's different they grab them off They definitely fall they have fallen in the past. They definitely fall. And animals, sometimes, like bears in particular, if you see a bear eating a mountain goat, a lot of times it's because the mountain goat fell. You know? Like, bears most of the time are not catching mountain goats.

That's one of the reasons why they've adapted to live in these crazy environments is because predators can't get to them there. Like, this is what they've done. They figured out a way to exist. Yeah, like, keep that thing there, man. Hold on. Jesus Christ. I want to see what the fuck happens.

I don't think anything's going to happen. But look at what it's doing. Like, trying to figure out how to turn around. I mean, it is on the side of a cliff. And also, it knows not to do anything stupid and is not freaking out. It's amazing. It's almost like their brains don't have the ability. Look at that.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm freaking out. Like the way those things can catch themselves. Yeah. And the way it can walk on the side. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. And they're not scared of heights at all. At all. Like they don't have that in them. Yeah, and the way it can walk on the side. Oh

And they're not scared of heights at all at all like they don't have that in them That one looks young You know, I think that what you saw like that slip right there that could definitely slip to its death It definitely could I'm it must happen every now and then somebody attached a like a GoPro to an eagle recently and they live streamed it on periscope and it was one of the most fascinating things just seeing an eagle fly around and look like it'll like look to the right and see like a little dot move and so then it'll get closer and then and it was a cool camera view so i don't know if it's on youtube now but uh it's very interesting to watch that is crazy that you can do that now, right?

You can put a camera on an eagle and see things from his perspective. Did you ever see that series of photos where a mountain lion tried to kill a goat and they both fell to their death? Yeah. A mountain goat? Was it a mountain goat or was it a... Sheep, maybe? A mountain sheep. I think it was a

bighorn sheep yeah it was like yeah it was like a mountain lion and a bighorn sheep and they were both splattered on the fucking highway it's a it's amazing though it's an amazing series of images like i mean i'm not a cruel person this is not me being cruel but i think there's something beautiful about that and this is what I think is beautiful about that. Go to like full screen with that thing. Go to the series, full series. Just go full screen to that one picture that you had up.

It's all right. Go full layout. Look at that. I mean, they're both gone. They're both next to a cliff. And the only way this happens, right?

It's crazy. You see the horn off to the left that's his other horn it looks like a hitchhiker's hand no it blew off I mean they probably fell a long way go to the series now that's a

what's crazy about it is like it represents how hard that life is. Like, look, it's just blood's pouring out of its head right there. Jesus. That's nuts. That is nuts, man. Where the, where the horn blew off. Holy shit.

God damn, dude. Look at that mountain lion. Tweet, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot. Look at it. It's got a mouth full of fur, bro. Oh, dude. Look at that mountain lion. Tweet-toot, tweet-toot, tweet-toot. Look at this. It's got a mouth full of fur, bro. Oh, wow. Never let go. That is so powerful.

That is so powerful. It probably had it in its mouth as they went down. They both went down together. Dude, that is a goddamn powerful series of images. Look at that. Back up and see the height of that cliff. Holy fucks dick. Ah! Ba-blang!

I'm surprised he didn't land on his feet. He probably held on that goat the entire way down, that fucking murderer. He said they fell from somewhere up there. Jesus, how high that is. Found on a closed road near Glacier National Park. Fuck. Dude,

we got to get those images for the studio. We have to. See if those are for sale. Find out if those are for sale. I have a poster printer. You just send them to me, I'll print them out for you.

I think you're supposed to buy those. Right? Those are like, there's something powerful about it. that's not like just a picture of a kid with a balloon right you know something about that like somebody got to be there to get that picture this they should get some money printers are pretty amazing nowadays i i got this poster printer uh for like 200 300 and it it prints like pretty decent sized posters and so like you can just go go hey i don't you know i've always wanted a werewolf poster. You just print it out, and it's like, go into the store.

Boom, you have it. Frame it. How big? I'd probably say maybe 31 by 20 or something. I don't know. I've been seeing a lot of stuff that special effects guys like Rick Baker are doing with 3d printing now They're making all these like masks and heads and shit with 3d printing

Imagine if you could just like make something in a computer and then go over to the 3d printer and print that bitch out For some things it's perfect Like I just lost like a little battery cover to one of my remotes the other day And I bet I if I had a 3d printer I could find the model of the battery cover and just print it out or make it you know fuck yeah that's amazing right yeah when you really think I mean that how much of that is going to be like the future of objects you know the future of things like how much less shit would you have to sell people if you could just sell them oh whoa I would print that out is that Rick Baker's Popeye whoa maker bought 3d

printer I believe oh my god that's amazing starts and then he paints it wow that's crazy look at that one that right above it that's so cool Wow go back to that other one that you just had with that hold the whole series of them there's the Benicio Del Toro werewolf. Oh, yeah. Sort of. Pretty close to it in the middle. God damn, that's amazing.

That'd be fun to paint. Yeah, right? Once it's 3D printed out. Right. These guys have so many tools at their disposal now. But I wonder how much of that is going to be lost, like all the special effects makeup stuff, in the transition to CGI.

Because it seems like it's just inevitable that CGI keeps getting better and better and better. There's still arguments for having a mix of this and using practical effects and whatnot. I saw a clip of that American werewolf actually moving in the back room while they were testing it out. It looks obviously fake as shit, but you can't. We know what to look for now in that fake stuff.

And it really is catching us off guard all the time, just like when we saw that video right away. We're like, fake, fake, fake. And even when it looks good, 10 years later, you look back at something and you're like, God, that looks horrible. Dude, I played king kong the original king kong for my kids a couple years back and uh they were laughing they were so scared at first and i was telling them no i'm not showing you anything scary i'm like this is gonna be really funny it's so silly it's it doesn't seem real at all and they were like no that's the monster i go yeah that's the monster and you know, yeah, that's the monster. And, you know, because they're little kids.

They over laugh. Like, ah! Fell down and they're being so silly. It was really funny, man. I really wish that King Kong Island was better. I hated that movie so much. Come on, man. How many times can you tell that stupid story?

I know. It's a racist story anyway. King Kong's surrounded by black chicks. Never cares. One white chick shows up. He loses his fucking mind. He's climbing buildings, bringing her to the top.

He breaks out of chains. It's so stupid. Look how big he is. Not that big. Yeah, it's pretty big. They changed him a bunch of times in different versions.

They have a graph that shows all the sizes from all the past movies of him and Godzilla. Well, the Japanese movie was a big big one they made him like 500 feet tall or something crazy so i think he was supposed to be like 50 feet tall in the first one is that it right there king kong escapes 1967 that's the one 18 foot 12 foot tall in the 1933 one wow that's it yeah that's what i was saying foot, 12 foot tall in the 1933 one. Wow. That's it?

Yeah, that's what I was saying. He looks so small compared to like... Wow. And then he was 12 feet tall in The Son of Kong. Oh, that's the little one. Yeah. King Kong Lives, that was my favorite. I saw that in a theater.

See, he was pretty goddamn big. He was 1,000 feet tall. King Kong versus Godzilla. Yeah, Godzilla's going gonna fuck him up. Period. Look how much bigger he is. How is that even possible? Not even close.

The new Godzilla will super fuck him up. The new Godzilla's goddamn terrifying. He seems to be thinking. But you can't make a good one of these. That was which years? That's the Skull Island one. That's the newer one. The newer one?

Yeah. I mean, you can only make so many of these goddamn things, you know? After a while, it's like, let me guess. You know, the girl's going to make it. She's going to be fine. She's going to have a few close calls. We're going to get real excited. Whoa, is she going to be okay?

Is the girl, that blonde lady going to be okay? Meanwhile, he's stomping on black chicks left and right just stomping his way through the village stepping on black dudes just that white girl he's just so enthralled

by her it's the most racist movie of all time really is like the first time King Kong sees a white chick he loses his shit

I went down a rabbit hole the other day watching that one gorilla that you know robin williams used to hang out with all the time uh what's that gorilla coco have you ever watched any of this coke i love that it's pretty amazing they're very smart man very smart yeah i mean they're not like people smart but they're like you you understand that they're not it's that you this is not like a gopher or a groundhog or something like they're on a completely different level yeah than most other mammals besides us coco uh recently got some new kittens uh and it's watch it's amazing watching him play with the kittens i I think it's a girl, right? Yeah, her, sorry.

You misgendered Coco, bro. So rude. That's just one of those animals you just think it's a guy. It's like how I look at dogs. I consider them guys and cats girls for some reason. Yeah, because she could smash your fucking head in any time she wants to. You know how strong that thing must be? Yeah.

You know, yet she's so gentle. They're vegetarians, too. They're sweeties. Gorillas are big sweeties for the most part. What's really kind of nuts, man, is chimpanzees. How smart they are. She's twerking. Oh, she's twerking.

Let's see that. Get out of there. That's hilarious. Hey, lady, can I get on that? Strong twerks, by the way. God, they love it. She has been working on her ho skills. She's not just, it's not like her first time doing that.

She's developed those fast twitch butt muscles. You know, where you can really twerk. Girls who twerk and you go, whoa, you really do know how to do this. You know, you ever seen like a little kid try to do a yo-yo, they don't quite get it? The yo-yo doesn't come back all the way like shit. You try to teach them, now you gotta go down and then go up and they never get it.

That's the same thing with an amateur twerker. A girl doesn't really know how to twerk, they don't have that kind of pop and bounce that that girl did. That girl has done a lot of things she probably regrets. She's probably been hammered more than once doing that. She's probably gone butt to butt with other girls. I love butt to butt.

Yeah, butt to butt. Yeah, it's been a lot of debauchery. A lot of debauchery with that young lady. I've become such an ass man in the last couple of years. I've never was an ass guy. Feel good about yourself? I feel way better. I can't even imagine I was a tit guy for so long.

Asses have really... Well, you can enjoy the whole woman, by the way. Yeah. I never was an ass guy. Feel good about yourself? I feel way better. I can't even imagine I was a tit guy for so long. Asses have really... Well, you can enjoy the whole woman, by the way. Yeah. That's like the male feminist approach. Asshole. Maybe just treat him as a whole woman. Not think of it as like a tit guy or an ass guy. How many girls are like, I'm not a dick girl.

You know, I like their mouth. I like to eat my box and shut their mouth. Not really into dicks. I saw that. I looked up. I had to find the Blac Chyna naked photos. Boobs are back. Boobs are not back.

They're back. New York Post, man. Wow, amazing. Boobs are back. Like they went away? When the fuck did boobs go away? See, this is just like people run out of shit to talk about that's what it is it's like half the things that we discuss

in this podcast like what what are they doing we're just shooting the shit folks congratulations they're printing it congratulations on that that that uh new york times uh retraction that you pretty much caused that was pretty beautiful watching that go down. Well, it's not. I mean, it was a guy who wrote it and it was printed in the New York Times. I mean, it was in the New York Times, but it's an individual's choice, maybe an editor's

choice to embellish the reality of what happened. They said that Conor's, it was about the boxing match, they said that his face was covered in blood, completely covered in blood, and that he was rescued before he fell through the ropes. Neither one of those things are true, which is not true. His face wasn't bloody at all.

I mean, he had a little bit of a swelling under his left eye. He was definitely getting punched in the face, and I definitely agree with the stoppage of the fight. He was exhausted, and he was falling all over the place. But it was more that Floyd was just teeing off on him, and he wasn't firing back. There was no blood, and he wasn't going to fall through the ropes. He might have went down.

He might have went down at one point in the fight. I mean, if Floyd kept punching him, that might be actually a smart move for him. Catch 10 seconds, you know. Do a standing 8 count. Get up at the count of, or, you know, go down to a knee, rather. get up at the count, or, you know, do it, go down to a knee, rather, get up at the count of eight, you know, they brush your gloves off, you get a second or two there, then you go back in. Maybe that'd been enough for him to get through the round, you know, because he was for sure having a real hard time recovering. But with

the New York Times, it was just not true. Like, what it was, was just as juicy. What it was is 40-year-old boxer comes out of retirement and schools the number one most popular MMA fighter in the world in a boxing match, proving what a lot of experts already knew, that a specialist, someone who's the greatest specialist of all time when it comes to boxing, I mean, it's pretty arguable. Floyd's in like the, there's like two or three people that you could argue like the greatest of all time. In my opinion, Floyd is the number one, but he beat Conor McGregor in a way that you would expect a real specialist to beat someone who's just pretty good at it. He was masterful. It was fucking awesome to watch. And what Conor said afterwards is hilarious too. I turned him into a Mexican. He fought like a Mexican. Cause that's what people love about Mexican fighters.ican fighters are known for coming straight

at you like mexican fighters aren't dancers they're not dancing around and you know doing the ali shuffle they're like julio cesar chavez they're moving forward you know they're like marco antonio barrera they're moving forward mexican boxers are like some of the proudest most rugged warriors ever. That's how Floyd fought. He really did fight like a super technical, aggressive, brawling style. He tired Conor out and beat his ass. It's beautiful.

Man, beautiful for boxing. Beautiful for the overall art of fighting. Because we need to see these things i think this thing that we're all participating in eat fans of of mma practitioners of mma this thing that we're all participating in is trying to figure out what style is the very best style for fighting period and then we found along the way that it varies it varies varies on the individual. Styles make fights. And then sometimes one guy can beat another guy, but that guy can beat someone who can beat him. And it gets real weird. Like MMA math is like one of the squirreliest fucking predictors of like who's going to win a fight ever.

But we're finding out like what's fucking real. Like when you've got all the belief in yourself in the world, when you've got knock knockout power Would you really believe you could beat the greatest boxer of all time? What happens? Oh you get fucked up. Okay, that's good It's good to learn. It's good to learn It's good to learn that even though he lands it if he lands a few shots makes it a real interesting contest Good to learn that the best specialist of all time. Is that for a reason this isn't bullshit. This is Floyd Mayweather He's 49weather he's 49 and now he's 50 you know i mean that's that's good for combat support it's good for everybody that's what's so stupid about this whole boxing versus mma feud it's so dumb it gets everybody

excited about fights and this inter-competition thing between uh an mma fighter coming over to boxing that's even more fun because then then it gets everything excited on both sides. And I think it's gotten a lot of people super excited about Canelo Alvarez and Triple G, which is next weekend. People are super pumped up about that fight, particularly because we're just past this Conor-Floyd Mayweather fight. Floyd Mayweather has his way with Conor, just puts on a display. And now we're going to get to see

instead of the master versus a guy who really wasn't on his level, now we're going to get to see two guys in their prime at the top of the food chain. Two of the top three, top four, pound for pound fighters in the world, and they're going to go at it. So it's good for everybody.

These guys are so old school. They understand social media in a sense. They know they can use it to promote fights. They don't know that it's good for everybody. They just don't, these guys are so old school. They understand social media in a sense. They know they can use it to promote fights. They don't know that it's changed the whole community. And that instead of having some stupid rivalry with this other sport, MMA, instead of having that, just accept each other. Accept each other and talk highly of the best examples in both sports. And everybody will be fine. I mean, that's what you're seeing with this Conor McGregor-Floyd Mayweather fight. That's

what you're going to see with the Triple G-Cadel Alvarez fight. You don't have to be one or the other. And the boxing people don't have to not like MMA. I love boxing. And I work in MMA. I love boxing. I watch all the big fights. I'm always going to. It's fascinating. It's awesome. It's nice to know who the real specialists are. When it comes to that, I love boxing. I watch all the big fights. I'm always going to. It's fascinating. It's awesome. It's nice to know who the real specialists are. When it comes to that, I love kickboxing. Big fan of that, too. I like to know. I love jiu-jitsu.

I want to know. I want to know how good are the best guys. What would happen if the best guy in the UFC fought the best guy in jiu-jitsu in a straight-up jiu-jitsu match? I want to see. Those things are interesting. in a straight-up jiu-jitsu match. I want to see. Those things are interesting.

I want to see a boxer go to the UFC and see how it looks. That's going to happen eventually. We had James Toney, of course, but James is way past his prime, and it didn't even look like he trained for that fight. I think James just took a payday, if I had to guess, and Randy just hit him with a low ankle pick, took him down. I think maybe he hit a low single. I forget what it was, but he went way low.

But either way, there's not a chance in hell that James Toney was ever going to stop Randy Couture from taking him down. It's just not going to happen. He would have to catch him absolutely perfect coming in for the very first punch, and if he didn't, Randy was going to just molest him. He's going to have his way with him. Are you excited about GSP Yeah, I mean I'm interested to see what happens quite honestly, I wanted to see him at 170

I want to say cuz I think him versus Woodley is the fight like Woodley's had two Fights in a row where people like we're booing him three really cuz he had two fights at Wonderboy There were like chess matches, and then one fight with Damian Maia, which was also not the most exciting fight. But I think him versus GSP would be a very exciting fight. I think that's the real fight because that's GSP's real weight class, too. I'm interested in that. But I'm interested in the Bisping fight, too, because I think it's a tough fight.

It's a tough fight for GSP. Bisping is a handful. He's a big fella, too. Fought at 205 in the Ultimate Fighter. Fights in 185 in the UFC. He's way bigger than George. And he's gotten fucking tough, man. He's real good.

Legitimately real good. And George has been out for a long time. Yeah, what's he been doing? Well, he's been training. He's definitely stayed in shape. He did a lot of gymnastics. Did a lot of exercise. He made a shit ton of money when he was fighting you know he had contracts with nike and he had some he had uh was it nike or was it um i think he had something i know he had something with gatorade

but i want to say george had something with maybe it's under armor i think he's got something with under armor yeah so he's had a bunch of big endorsements. He's a giant hero in Canada. I mean, just giant, right? So I think for a while, he's just recovering. All those wars, all those years of getting in brawls, and then finally he got to a point where his body started feeling real good again. He's like, fuck it. Let's get back in there. I wonder if the aliens are still around.

The alien, they come to me at the red light. I refuse to drink Gatorade anymore. Why? I used to drink a Gatorade every single day for the last, like, 20 years. And then the other day, busted one open, drank it, and something that felt like a raw egg went into my mouth. And I spit it back in, and it was just this blob. Can I shout out a load of Gatorade?

I saw you post this video, and I did some Googling on it. It's apparently a thing, the Gatorade globs. Yeah, it's actually, I'm not the only one. So it's like kombucha. See, that was in my mouth. Top 119 complaints and reviews about Gatorade. From Consumer Affairs. So you got one of these, Brian?

Yeah, in my mouth. And I saved it up until about a week ago because I was going to just call them. But then I was like, who cares about this blob? What are they saying it is? Whoa, that's a load. So much out of load in there. It was the grossest thing ever. And seriously, I have flashbacks.

And I will never, ever drink a Gatorade for the rest of my life. And look at this crap. Wow, that's just mold, though. That's mold. It's like moldy sugar or something. Right, but who knows how long that's been sitting there. That's one thing, whenever you go to a gas station or stuff, always look at the bottom of your container,

if you're buying a plastic bottle of apple juice or something, because I've noticed ever since then, I'm so paranoid about anything, and I tell you, half the times I'm looking at the bottom, like, that does not look right. Like, this looks like it's been mold or something. Things that are traveling around, like McDonald's,

or the dude who was worried about Wendy's with the hot trucks. There are things that are traveling around in hot trucks, you know, like, for real. And I wonder, like, what temperature Gatorade has to get to before shit starts growing in it. And that's it. I mean, I did buy, I bought my Gatorade from Amazon, you know, so. Oh, it's probably sitting in some hot warehouse somewhere. Just cooking.

You know, when it's sealed, I wonder like, what does that mean when they seal it? Right? Like, obviously air's not getting to it right now, but there's some air in there. What happens to that air? Right. How's that air effect? Is shit growing in that air or no? I think there's chemicals in there to make sure that nothing happens.

Like, they found some 6,000-year-old bottle of wine recently. Did you see that? Yeah, I think actually what they found was a 6,000 year old vessel that contained residue of wine I don't think they found like 6,000 year old bottle that you could just get fucked up on imagine Traces of 6,000 year old wine discovered in Sicilian cave. That's my people. They're out there. They're making a fucking nice sauce They got a nice wine. This guy's been growing wine for 16,000 fucking years.

Uh-huh. You gotta get this wine in ya. Get this wine in ya. Where's the gravy? 16,000 years his fucking family's been over here. They used to have thumbs. They used to pick the grape with their feet. That's how long ago they did this. These motherfuckers. Wow, look at those

pots that they found. That is crazy. Those are 6,000-year-old pots. They used to hold wine. That's cool. Fucking A, man. What did they just find in Canada that's older than Gobekli Tepe or something? Yeah, some kid found a civil. Don't change that yet, though.

I want to look at this for a second. That just trips me out that those big vessels are 6,000 years old. That is so weird, man. That is so fucking long ago. To try to pretend what life was like 2,000 years before Christ. That's essentially what you're looking at there. Or 4,000. Yeah.

4,000 years before Christ. So 6,000 years ago. No, Christ was zero, right? So it's 2017. So it's 2,000 years before Christ. So 6,000 years ago. No, Christ was zero, right? So it's 2017. So it's 2,000 years past Christ. They say current era, BCE, but you're not fooling everybody. We know what it is. It's before Jesus, you fuck.

Why actually would you have it? Oh, just a coincidence that before current era just happens to land exactly on when Jesus Came back shut up Assholes with their BCE before current era what does that even mean? Why can't we just start it? We can't can we go back and agree what zero is and rewrite history? I mean we decided that this was the B.C. 2,500 B.C. They made the pyramids. Like, what the fuck

does that even mean? You're going backwards? So 6,000 B.C. is actually earlier than 2,500 B.C.? You guys are retarded. What a stupid way of measuring shit. How about you go all the way back, you make that zero and you start from scratch because like the earth doesn't know what year we're in the earth has no

idea what year we're deciding it in to make some arbitrary number and then have everything before that start with a low number and build high like you have a have a flat line between reality and some new dimension. Or like water and air. Like you have a hot number. When was the software created? Zero? Ones? Maybe. A Christian monk? Yeah, I looked up the other day

where alphabetical order came from and who got to decide why it was that and what made A before B or whatever the fuck. And it was some scholars back when people couldn't write. They were the only ones that could write and read. So they made it up. You know what the craziest trip is, man?

When people were writing in ancient Hebrew, they wrote with letters that also meant numbers. Like a word also had a numerical value. Like there was no numbers. They didn't have numbers. They had A, and A is also one. B, B is also two. I just thought of that time period,

and no one also knew how to read. So if you got a letter or whatever, let's say if you got one. Is that true, though? No one knew how to read? Not no one, but I would say most people probably didn't. You might have to give it to someone to read for you. You'd have to trust their translation.

That's all that's going on. You're racist. They were making pyramids. They could all read. Amazing. Yeah, you might be right, right? That was the whole Martin Luther thing, right? Lutherism?

Yeah. He had figured out how to make the Bible and translate it into a, I think it was German, into a phonetic language that people could understand. Because before they had to like trust the priests or learn Latin, I guess. I'm Lutheran, Joe. Are you really? Yeah.

Those are the super people. They figured it out, man. Who are the ones that, oh, Pentecostals. Those are my favorite because they fuck with snakes and shit. Those are my favorite. I like those. That's hot are my favorite i like those that's hot weather southern people man that's what that shit is that's all people that live in a place where your brain is getting boiled by the heat and you just decide to start dancing with snakes and you know and fucking talking in tongues

they're sweating they're always sweating it's Pentecostal guys, they're always yelling and screaming. Yeah, man. They have big conventions or something where they meet every year, too. Pentecostals do? They meet and swap snakes. I like to borrow my snake. It almost got me last week. Every now and then, one of them gets got by a snake.

That's important, too, man. All those people in their group have to go, oh, okay. Big old party. Look at that. How much fucking? Gaylord. Gaylord Opryland Resort. Shut your mouth.

How much butt fucking is going on? Just butt fucking in that room. So much butt fucking. Go to that overhead view. How much pray the gay away is happening in that room? At least 30%, right? 30% of those people are just trying How much pray the gay away is happening in that room? At least 30%, right? 30% of those people are just trying to fight off the gay.

Hard. Nashville. There was a lawsuit that was just, I was just reading about where these, this, some sort of Christian cult,

they kidnapped this guy and beat the shit out of him because he was gay. They were trying to beat the gay away. That's crazy. Oh my god. There's so much of that going on. So much of that pray the gay

away. What is this? Mother accused of having son beat the gay away could face hate crime charges. Yeah. Look at her. Is that the woman? Oh my God. Is she going to talk about it? We should probably hear her talk.

Do you think we'll get yanked? I don't know. It's the news. It's the news report. Yeah, let's hear what she has to say about beating the shit out of her son. Your 15-year-old is gay? In some way, yes. I think that he was molested. But, like I said, I think that he was molested.

But like I said, I reported to YBPD and nothing was done. And does it bother you if he does come out to BK? Does that bother you? It bothers me because he is a young age. He's not all there. He do not know right from wrong. So, yes, it do. Yes, it do. all there he do not know right from wrong so yes he do yes he do whoa that's weird whoa is that her mugshot right below the one that looks like kat williams it's like james brown get up get up get up what is that oh it's from Whiteville. North Carolina.

She lives in Whiteville. This is simulation theory shit, man. This is not real. Whiteville, North Carolina. She's currently being charged with a misdemeanor child abuse. That's all you get for beating the gay away. You get misdemeanor child abuse. He's 15.

Man. Somebody's been molesting him is what she says. Ooh, Jesus Christ. God damn it, man. So check this out. That's hardcore. That's even crazier right now. What?

Hurricane Irma holds about twice the destructive energy of all bombs used in the Second World War. There's 7 trillion watts of power in it right now. So why can't we get some kind of a windmill up there and collect it you'd have to have a big one and then it would become the biggest weapon ever well why don't we design that instead of the galaxy note 8 that no one wants to buy

how about you buy a giant windmill thing and put it up there and make all the power please I have some friends that are in Florida right now. And the unforeseen problem that being out here and not knowing why and what people are doing there. I also have an uncle in Orlando who's telling me he's not leaving right now because the roads are gridlocked. And the highway, there's nowhere to go.

My friends who left Tampa yesterday got up at like 9 in the morning, packed all their shit up. And were like, all right, let's go. Where are we going to go? They were like, let's take side roads because it's probably going to be busy everywhere. So they did for a while, three, four hours of side roads, and then eventually you're going to run out of gas. You've got to go get gas. First place they stop, no gas.

They're all out. Oh, no. So they continue on to the next one, wait in a gigantic line to fill up, but now it's again like hopefully we can live off of this tank of gas for the next fucking – That's scary. Until we get where we're going. And everybody has to leave right now because the whole state could be potentially under 10 feet of water in a couple days. Yeah.

The whole state. Like 10-foot storm surge is coming. The whole state. I mean it won't make it all the way to the middle probably. But it might. But a fucking gigantic – we don't know, obviously, too. I mean, it won't make it all the way to the middle probably, but it might fucking gigantic. We don't know.

Obviously, the only positive, if there's any positive thing compared to the last hurricane, is that it's not going to stall over Florida. It's going to keep on going and losing energy the higher it gets. But Orlando should be might get really fucked. You know, that's Disney World. Disney World might be gone this weekend. Right. And they just rebuild it. Yeah.

They just rebuild it all or all this new stuff, weekend. Right, it might go away. Yeah, they just rebuilt it all. Or all this new stuff, too. Whoa. Oh, yeah, there's like that 90% of this island, Barbuda. Is gone. Is gone. Uninhabitable. Uninhabitable.

They don't even know some of this shit, too, because they can't see it. It was all happening last night. They can't get over to find out what's going to get reports of it, even. So they don't know if the people are dead. They don't know shit, right? Those islands are so small. Is this the size of Texas or Ohio or something like that? Yeah, it's the size of Ohio the storm is. 400 miles across.

That's scary. How wide is Florida? Florida's not 400 miles across, right? I don't know exactly but it's probably, I would go 300, 250. It's pretty girthy. So it's going to be like a giant eraser that just rolls up Florida. And they're still not sure it could turn, you know? Things can always turn.

It could go back. It could turn left and go to Texas. You know who are the grossest people that have ever lived? Speaking of Florida. The people that go I they miss they stay and they survive and the storm miraculously turns they're like I fucking knew it no you didn't stupid you didn't know it you're no better than the people that get killed by it you got lucky you know that's a lot of people in

Houston that's how they feel they make it a party they like they have hurricane parties and this one really caught them off guard. Did you know... How did that catch them off guard? They saw it coming from days away. Well, I think they in their heads think, oh no, we're fine. We've been fine for years. They're drunk. That's the

problem. They're fucking partying. They're listening to Kid Rock. They're on top of the room. They're making out. They're like, we don't care. We'll stay up here. We got a boat. We're going to be fine. We'll catch fish. There was an episode I was on.

I don't know if it was the last time I was on or whatever, but we were talking about floods in Houston, and I showed you that concrete, or not concrete, pavement that sucks up water. I wonder if that would have been any help if they had implemented that like all all over the place maybe permeable um but i think the amount of water they were dealing with is just so unprecedented they showed the difference between hurricane katrina and hurricane harvey like the sheer amount of volume of water. It's insane. Like this was such a big, big hurricane.

That's just, I wish there was a definitive answer as to if all this is a direct result of like human behavior, industry, car exhaust. I wish there was a definitive result where you could see it. Like, yeah, here's the number that you can show. What are you showing me here? That concrete. Oh, the water

drinking concrete? How does that do that? I have no idea. It's magic. It's crazy. It could absorb runoff from fast floods. If you're watching it, folks, the people that are just listening, it doesn't even seem real. It's like they have this giant water truck and it's fucking pouring water all over the concrete and it's just dissipating almost

instantaneously into the concrete it's super weird i wonder if it has like a basement and what it does is it goes through like kind of like a concrete filter and goes underneath so the actual water is just like underneath in the basement man i don't know what the fuck it does. It doesn't even seem real. It seems like a scene in a Terminator movie. Right. You know? Yeah. Well, either way, like what they dealt with in Houston is so much water. I just doubt that.

I mean, maybe that would have helped a little. But I think that they're dealing with just some insane amount of water. Yeah. Is that it shows what it is, Jamie? Yeah. It's like some sort of filtration system? Yeah. I guess so.

So it allows the water to go through it. It's like porous. It still seems like it was probably too much water. Yeah, that Harvey was a monster hurricane. The crazy thing is how much bigger Irma is. Like, I think we're numb to it. I think we look at it and it doesn't make sense

to us, you know? It's got 185 mile sustained winds for over a day. No, no, no no no no fcot center is just going to start rolling like a catamari no but here's the thing right is this the strongest they can get no they can get stronger than this yeah the categories they tracked this was the highest they'd gone and now this one is the new bar to be, basically. A Delta airline accidentally flew through it yesterday by mistake, and it got out at the last minute. What? I forgot.

I read that this morning when I woke up. It got out? Yeah, I guess it accidentally flew into it, and somehow it got out of the hurricane. Oh, because the pilot piloted his way out of the hurricane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought you meant it got out the pilot Delta pilot flew through Irma one of those powerful hurricanes recording all 173 pastures are safe. Why would they do that? I don't know They had to they had to fly through it did they did they fucking

Judge it wrong. Yeah, they went through 185,000 mile hour winds. Can you imagine that turbulence? Well, it's not that fast. It's 187 miles an hour, right? Right.

Fuck, that thing is giant, man. When you see it on the ground or, you know, in one of those overhead maps and you realize how big it is,

look how big that is. That's so crazy. So they flew through part of it? I guess, yeah. Does it show? I'm trying to figure it out part of it? I guess, yeah. Does it show? I'm trying to figure it out.

Oh, it's like, yeah, it's going right now. 25 mile an hour winds gusting to 40. See, look at it. It's headed towards it. Yeah, yeah. They might have to turn around. Whoa. Huh.

So they were following it in real time? Yeah, people were following it on a flight track is what was going on. Oh my god. So they got stuck in the actual hurricane. They flew through the hurricane. Oh my god. That is insane. Oh wait, they landed. Hold on. 52 minutes

on the ground in San Juan. They've landed and turned around. Oh. They tried to make it back to America? This is the airport. It has to climb out of SJU and they're doing so between the outer band of Irma and the core of the storm. They went in between the bands. Oh my god.

That's insane. That pilot needs to be hugged by everybody. So he went in between the bands and wow, that's the most incredible thing about weather satellites. They can literally navigate this guy through those bands and tell them like where the storm is ahead yeah they have portable Doppler's here now in Los Angeles to the where it's so accurate now that you can just see your street level of like if there's a cloud and above you look at this while it

looks terrifying Delta maintains that their pilots had everything under control. Our meteorology team is the best in the business. Eric Snell, vice president for Delta Operations and Customer Center, told the Washington Post, DL-302 departed San Juan with 173 passengers on board, according to Delta. Jesus Christ. Good PR for them. Yeah. Of course, being on an airplane probably was the worst flight you'll ever have in your life.

They took a hard look at the weather data and the track of the storm and worked with the flight crew and dispatcher to agree it was safe to operate the flight. What would you do if you're about to get on that plane and they're telling you what they're going to do? I would shit all over myself. I'd probably say I'll stay at the airport and risk it. I'd be like, fuck this, man. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to take my backpack.

I'm sleeping on the ground. I assume that you guys turned this thing into some sort of a hurricane shelter. Have you been to the airport in Puerto Rico? No. I haven't been to the San Juan one, but I was at one on the other side of the island. Made of cardboard?

You do not want to do that. Oh, my God. You don't want to do that. Get in the plane. You're right. I'd probably get in the plane. It's like a run-down Burbank airport. But they got away with it.

Puerto Rico didn't get totally hit. They only got, like, a little piece of it. Yeah. Well, that's the thing about these kind of storms. So you could just get unlucky, and it just runs right over your spot. Or you can be right next to that and go, Lord was looking out for us. Like, okay, you sure?

Are you sure you just didn't get lucky? Like we're dealing with impossible forces. Like a hurricane the size of Ohio is an impossible force. I don't think we really understand what the fuck that means I think that's one of those things that when someone says a trillion billion dollars like yeah, that's a lot But you don't really think about it You know you don't really really understand what that means It's too much the size of the universe too much the power that that thing has it's just too much doesn't make sense

You'd have to see it. You'd have to be there Do you see the video i don't know if it's real either but the video of uh i don't know if it was today's hurricane this guy's trying to hold his truck like he had like a pickup truck trying to hold it so it doesn't tip over oh jesus and the winds were so strong he just gets squished by it i mean it's hard to see because it was raining so hard but that's gotta crazy. Why would he do that? A truck is about to flip, and you think you're going to stop it with your hands? Have you watched too many movies, motherfucker?

It can pick up a truck. Can you pick up a truck? No. Then get the fuck out of there. I'm going to put this on YouTube, but we can watch it. What is it? The video. Oh, this is the guy?

Oh, Jesus. Oh, dude, that's a wrap. Yeah. Yeah, he's crazy. That guy's crazy. Look at that thing fucking in the breeze. He should have got out of there, man. He just sandwiched.

Yeah, he got crushed. He didn't handle it well. You can't get out from under that. That's too much weight. You're dead. Wow. Fuck. It's those fast ones

that get me. Like that guy probably just was like oh my truck's about to boom you're dead. Well the thing about these kind of hurricanes are

how many of them can you get in a row? Because if they're saying there's two more in a row behind Irma 2005 I think it was they got hit like Florida got hit like four times in a row in, like, two weeks, three weeks, four weeks.

Yeah, but these are, like, fives. Those were, like, twos and threes. These are fives. And you know Jose. You know Jose is going right for Washington, D.C., you know? Hurricane Jose. Jose is going to be the big one. Do you think so?

I don't know. Probably won't even hit the United States. I'm worried about them all, man. I'm worried about earthquakes. I'm worried about asteroids. I'm worried about super volcanoes. We're dealing with just a small amount of history.

That's what's going on. I mean, especially when it comes to weather. Our history of the weather is like, what, a couple hundred years old? Like, what's our recorded history of the weather?

If you had to guess, what's our recorded history of the weather? I think there's less than that, but... If you had to guess, what's our recorded history of the weather? 1878. That sounds good. I'm saying something like that. I'm saying somewhere around, like, 200 years they started figuring it out. Does that make sense? Yeah. 1816?

They were writing stuff down around Columbus at times. Were they? I'd say 300 years. 1816. I wonder when they can measure, though. Like, they knew when they were cold. Like, fuck, it's cold out. I wonder when they knew what that meant, though.

Like, if there was a number. I guess we needed tools also to track. After I'm now seeing the year, it makes way more sense what I just found. The invention of the thermometer. When was that? Right. I don't... Well, I'll look that up, too.

I'm going to guess 1755. That's a good one. I would say 1812. 1812. You're probably right. It's probably more recent than we think. Application of mercury on the Fahrenheit scale, 1724. But the first recorded temperature, it says here, was 1880.

Going back to the 1880s. 1878, it was two years off. That's amazing. They probably had to have something touch it back then, touch the mercury. Yeah, and how they figured out what, I mean, look, we can't even agree on the metric system versus inches.

What's interesting there, then, if that was the first time they could ever actually, like, calculate the degrees, did they have measurement for degrees before that? Did they have, like, temperature measurements before that? Like, what did they use? Like, when they were talking about, like, how hot is a fire? Like, what did they use? Era of precision.

They have no idea? Yeah. They touched it. No, that's super hot. Oh, that ice is cold. Like, did they have any idea? Like, did they even describe it in measurement? The clinical thermometer wasn't invented until 1860.

It was probably some dude with a regular thermometer. He just stuck it up his ass. Somebody caught him, and he was like, oh, bro, I'm just making sure that this thing works on people. It took five minutes instead of 20. Because it was up his ass. Heated it up. That's... In 1999, they started...

In 1999 is when the forehead thermometer came out. And that takes two seconds. 1999? Yeah. Jesus Christ. I like this. The first temporal artery thermometer. 1999.

That's the one you put on your forehead, right? That's nuts. That just happened. The crazy thing is the idea that before the thermometer they didn't really have a number when they were talking about things being cold or hot. Like, did they? When did they invent

units of measurement for temperature? When was that invented? I'm looking right here. Because obviously there's more than one, right? There's Celsius and there's Fahrenheit. The Celsius is the one that's based on the metric system that's used by almost everybody except for us. We're fucking assholes.

You know, they'll say something like, oh, it's 35 degrees out. And you're like, what are you talking about? That's not hot. And they go, oh, your Celsius is. What is that, like 80? 35 degrees is hot as fuck right that'd be cool if we all had the same like currency also but it just costs more in different places like why don't we just you know make everything easy on everything because

everybody's corrupt and if we were all together someone would fuck us up and we would lose all the money someone would siphon all the money up. They would weasel their way through the whole batch of it. If we have a bunch of different factions and a bunch of different languages, everybody sort of keeps peace and no super wizard, despicable me character comes along and hijacks the entire system. The earliest recorded system of weights and measurements what does it say about temperature i don't know but i mean temperature would take a

while yeah but history of measurement is not what i'm asking because i know that they've had scales for a long time but like what about when was a unit of measurement for temperature invented length typographical mass time It doesn't say temperature? Well, somebody had to, like, not have it, and then they had it. It must be a date, right? And it probably would have started like, this is the temperature of a

dead raven or something like that, and this is a snake. 1659. Wow. Central England temperature. Wow. So what did they use to measure it? CT. What the fuck did they use to measure it if they didn't have thermometers? God damn, it's freaky.

Right? I mean, imagine not having a thermometer and trying to measure the heat. This sounds like your inner dialogue of you at night at three in the morning. It is, man. I got fucking problems, dude. Especially if I smoke a joint. It's crazy how normal life can seem and then you smoke a joint

and you're like, oh no, it's not normal at all. It's so crazy. 100%. Dude, life seems so normal. And so like, you know, hey, what's up neighbor? How's everybody doing?

And then you smoke a joint and just watch a little bit of news about Irma. About any of these things. Irma freaked me out the other night, man. I made one of them 2 o'clock in the morning Instagram posts. I was just going online and looking at storm footage. I was like, what if these just keep hitting?

Yeah. Over and over and over and over and over. Yeah. I watched a documentary about how our coral and our ocean is dying recently and it freaked me the fuck out and it's like all based on like two degrees of temperature that that it's doing like the oceans are two degrees hotter yeah and i was like wait there's like eight billion people couldn't we just all throw ice into the the ocean at the same time it would probably think they thought that through i said that last night as a joke to somebody you know

what we could do though for real is is apparently wearing sunscreen in the water is fucking terrible for coral. And people don't give a shit. Oh, it's like an oil. Never thought about that, right? It's chemical. Yeah. I mean, sunscreen, whatever that stuff is, it's weird, man. It's like the face beads, scrubs, that you can't destroy.

Right. There's little... Yeah, those things that get stuck in your drain. Yeah. But that stuff that they use for sunscreen, how good is that for your skin to spray that chemical on there? I never use sunscreen. I have to use it because of my vitiligo,

because of the different colors in my hand. Otherwise, it's like... If you're a white guy, vitiligo is not nearly as obvious as if you're a black guy, right? Black people have it. It's like, it's crazy contrast. And if I don't do it also, like, I worry that I don't have pigment in those areas. So if I don't have pigment, like, where my fingers are, like, and that shit gets cancer or something like that. Like, you don't have anything that's blocking skin cancer. You should wear, like wear backwards dice gloves.

Oh! How about two Michael Jackson gloves? The conclusion from the media is sunscreen is killing the world's coral. Wow. And that's laughable. What? It says right here that 10% of the global reefs are at least only 10%, and many of them are remote and without tourists that even get near them.

And that study was done with artificial seawater. So that study's bullshit? Maybe. And this was also on Mashable, so I don't know. See, you know what, man? I read stuff like that, and Eddie Bravo, Alice Jones comes out to me, and I'm like, who the fuck is paying for that article to get written? Johnson.

Yeah. It's goddamn fucking sunscreen industry, bro. You know how much money is in sunscreen, bro? Every fucking mom who loves their kids puts sunscreen on their baby, bro. That's how people start thinking. Maybe they're right. It's hard to know who's fucking telling the truth. There's too much fake news.

That's not fake. That guy's crazy. Parents don't know why son ran into his death in the Burning Man fire. I'm going to guess drugs. Definitely acid. They had security around it, too, is what I was reading. Yeah, one fireman. Who knows, man?

That's sad, though. It's fucking sad. It's a sad way to die. And he tripped. He did? Yeah, like he was so fucked up maybe he didn't see, but he tripped him into the fire. Oh, no. Like the next picture shows him like falling.

I don't want to see this. Oh, wow. Poor dude. Poor dude. Sad. He looks like every dude at Burning Man. He's got that, you know, like new age hippie look. That's a sad way to die, man.

That's a sad fucking story. And you would hope that he didn't have like a mental issue and then took a drug and then had that episode You know people that are like where realities already slippery for them like really strong psychedelics not recommended Yeah, but he could have just been that fucked up and you have a big burning man in front of you like I Been that fuck where I could have thought that I was running into ice cream or something. Yeah for sure right? That's a problem with psychedelics. Yeah, and it's also the problem with look Everybody's reactions to these things

Gotta be like at least slightly different right and some people just aren't designed for them, for maybe one style of psychedelics. It's like some people aren't designed for alcohol. Some people, they just shouldn't drink. It doesn't work with them. Who knows what happened, but that's fucked, man. Imagine being there and watching that kid run into the fire and just be thinking, like, is this real? Is he really running into the fire?

You're all fucked up anyway. You're not sober. Even if you were sober, you'd probably feel like you were on drugs. You're around all these people that are tripping balls. You're watching this thing burst into fire, and then you watch a guy run into the fire. You're probably like, is this a movie? What the fuck is happening here? Whenever there's an extraordinary event like that, you always feel like it's not real.

Like, what? What? What, what? What's happening? You're like, I don't expect this guy to run into a fire. You see someone run into a fire. Did he run into a fire? Like, your brain is scrambling so hard to process it. That's why they say that people,

when they see like something fucked up happen, their eyewitness accounts are so bad. Because so many people, like they don't even remember what the hell happened. They're just so shattered by it all what yeah oh there's a i saw a story about a kid i think he's in the like the juvenile penal system in new york or something but he's been used by the system to convict like 35 people or something that didn't do anything wrong and like the article was about the shit he's dealing with. He's being used?

How? I'll pull it up real quick because he's done something and, like, probably they're using him to get his sentence reduced. Oh, so he sets other people up? Oh, Jesus Christ. That's the weird one, that they're allowed to have fake crime and then arrest you for it. Like, the FBI's done that with people.

Like, talk someone into making a bomb and then arrest you for it. Like the FBI's done that with people. Like talk someone into making a bomb and then they give them the parts and then they give them the bomb and then they like tell them to go somewhere and blow it up and they do it and then they arrest them. Yeah, you're not allowed to do that, right?

They are allowed to. How are you allowed to fish people? They are. They're allowed to, man. That's like the old hooker thing. Like you have to... Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, they talk you into it.

Yeah. It's, uh... But they're allowed to do that now. It's not like it have to yeah yeah it is yeah they talk you into it yeah it's uh but they're allowed to do that now it's not like it used to be what is that term that i'm looking for the old hooker thing seduction right no that's not even it no no entrapment entrapment entrapment yeah yeah but they're allowed to do that now there's a i mean the the slippery slope is definitely going in the wrong direction like they're allowed to like you could take a really impressionable guy there was this one guy they did it to in texas that was supposed to be um he was very mentally challenged he wasn't a very smart guy and this is the guy that they talked into uh trying to detonate this fake bomb that they'd given him and then they arrested him

wow that's really fucked up they found some dude who was like super troubled and they just uh they needed a reason mind fucked him you know i mean you can mind fuck someone in the name of religion you can mind fuck someone there's a lot of different ways if you are uh especially you got to think like the fbi it's like super powerful organization of people that have had decades of experience in the field, know how to handle people, know how to deal with weird shit. That Manson chick's about to get released. I wonder how she's going. What is that about?

Keep her in there, please. I know, and she's not going to know any of this technology. Imagine getting thrown. She's not going to know anything. Yeah, she killed a pregnant lady, right? Isn't she one of the ones that was the Tate-LaBianca killings? Yeah, wasn't she? She was the youngest.

She was the cheerleader. How old was she? I want to say she was 17. Jesus Christ. But I don't remember if it was 15 or something. She's in her late 60s now. Imagine that life going from being a young teenager to your entire life. You're in a cage.

And then all of a sudden, as you're an old lady they go go ahead get out for a little bit like whoa that's a crazy documentary waiting to happen I hope someone's studying her I hope there's like a good documentary person that's on that yeah that's a crazy documentary I mean who does she live with like maybe that filmmakers like hey you can stay in my van Nuys one-bedroom apartment if I can record everything. Oh, Jesus. Have some sort of a pay site. Right.

Like Manson House. She turns into a cam whore? Yeah, Manson House. Do you think you're allowed to be a cam whore after you get out of jail for murder? Of course. And she's going to have the tightest pussy known to man. I don't know about all that. She's probably been sticking hammers in there for the last 20 years.

I mean, she's been locked up for a long time. Yeah. Who knows what's going on in there. Fist. Probably for sure. Definitely a few. A few different fists over the last 35 plus years. Like, when were the Manson killings? It was probably like 45, 50 years ago, right? Wasn't it?

Was it the 60s? 70s? Was it? 60s? 70s? Was it? No, I don't think it was the 70s. I want to say it was maybe. Tate LaBianca murders Manson. 1969. 69. Wow.

69, a lot of shit, huh? Woodstock. Wasn't that when Hendrix died? Did he die in 69? That picture was in 69, or that thing says 69 on it. May 3rd. Hmm.

I want to say he died in 69 or 70, but I don't remember. People really do remember, though, and they get super mad if you don't know. Bro, July 27th, 1968. Don't ever fuck that up again. It's Jimi Hendrix. That's like John Goodman's character in The Big Lebowski. I could just ask Siri when he died. Good, ask Siri.

When did Jimi Hendrix die? Jimi Hendrix died September 18th, 1970. Ooh. Off by a... I found out recently there's a building that's still there on Franklin in Hollywood where Charles Manson used to live and run his whores out of, which I didn't know he was doing. He was a pimp? Yeah, pimping girls to people that were staying at the Roosevelt. Now it's a Color Me Bad, right?

Color Me Mine is what you meant to say, but perfect. Color Me Bad's a band. I know. Color Me Mine. I love Color Me Mine. a band. I know. Color Me Mine. I love Color Me Mine. I love Color Me Mine. Those are great. It can make a nice mug.

Yep. I painted a dolphin last time I was there. All right, we should wrap this up. I got to get the fuck out of here. I got a bunch of shit to do. Boys, it's been a lot of fun. Brian, you got any shows coming up? I know you do.

Yeah, November 8th, I'll be at Morty's in Indianapolis with Kate Quigley. And then the following day, November 9th, I'll be at the Funny Bone in Columbus, Ohio. And then maybe New York. Dude, I like that you're going out on the road like just you and one other person. Yeah, me and Kate. That's a smart move, man. It's a great way to build your act too, right? Yeah, it's fun.

Get nice. And we're doing like I just got back from the Mall of America in Edmonton. Did like seven shows in five days. Oh, dude. What a workout. Isn't that the best? You get tightened up. Brendan Schaub was saying that to me after he got back from Dublin. He was like, dude, all those

reps. I'm like, that's what it's all about. You get those four or five set a weekend, you know, weekends, and you're like, woo. Tight. So great. And every, you know, sometimes you have two nights, or two shows a night, and then you just, hey, I want to fix this in my act. It's like instant gratification. Yeah.

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