The Joe Rogan Experience - #1095 - T.J. English & Joey Diaz

Episode Date: March 26, 2018

T.J. English is an author and journalist known primarily for his non-fiction books about the Irish mob, organized crime, criminal justice and the American underworld. His latest book "The Corporation:... An Epic Story of the Cuban American Underworld" is available now on Amazon. Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now” available on Spotify.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay. Boom, and we're live with Joey Diaz and TJ English. Joey turned me on to you a long time ago, Mr. English. He gave me a copy of the Westies, right? What year was that? 98, 99. Long time ago he gave me that book. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:21 It's fantastic. Really fascinating stuff yeah first book i published was it really westies yeah 1990 how'd you guys find out of each other he wrote a book a friend of mine turned me on to a book named havana nocturne that was a small book of fascinating read and i was just blown away by him and i went to a party one night and there was a literary ageist there and i go do you fucking guys read A Vanilla Nocturne? They go, we optioned it. And I was like, that's fucking it. That's going to be a great book. It broke down how Fidel
Starting point is 00:00:56 took over it from three different cities. How it was going down in three different categories. And then I heard that he was writing a book about West New York and Union City Cubans where I grew up. And I emailed him and I told him who I was, that my mother had a bar, and I grew up in that shit. And he hit me back and we became friends. He came to a show.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Yeah, Joey reached out to me, you know, unfortunately when I was just about finishing this book. So I had done most of the work and it was down on paper. But it was a trip. It was like he was like a character who walked out of the book. And I wish I'd met him earlier because I hadn't met too many characters like him. Union City is an amazing place. I don't think people realize it.
Starting point is 00:01:43 It's one of those little enclaves. It happens to be Cuban. It's like a mafia neighborhood, but it was Cubans, not Italians. Or it was like Hell's Kitchen, which I wrote about in the Westies, which was an Irish neighborhood. Very intense neighborhood. High premium on loyalty. Young males running loyalty games on each other all the time from the age of six. How so? What do you mean? How far you'll go? Turn the sucker up. How far will you go for me?
Starting point is 00:02:13 You know, what are you willing to do for me? In the case of Hell's Kitchen and the Westies, it was cut up bodies. It was not only would you kill somebody for me, but will you make the body disappear? And they tested each other with the cutting up of the bodies. In Union City, a lot of it was political. Some of it was political. How anti-Fidel are you? How badly do you want to kill Fidel and help us reclaim our lost homeland? That was kind of behind a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:02:44 It wasn't spoken about a lot, but it was sort of a hidden motivation. Westies is a really fantastic book. Like you, you went deep into that whole sort of sub scene. You know, it's a very interesting crime infested area. Well, what, what I try to do with these books is to tell the macro story the the larger historical socio-political story and then get intimate and tell the interpersonal stories between the characters that actually live the story that's a challenge you got to find people who are willing to talk to you and share information with you that they've kept quiet probably most of their lives. And then you get at the interpersonal stuff, because these stories really are just human beings caught up in something that's bigger than them.
Starting point is 00:03:34 And how long, when you're writing a book like The Corporation, which is your new book, or Westies, any of your books, how much time do you spend doing the research, and how much time do you spend actually writing the book? It takes about three years to do these books on average. And two of those years is research, probably. Wow. Yeah. So you do bring this to the book company, the publisher, and you say, hey, this is what I want to write a book about. You do a proposal. And I do very, very detailed proposals for the corporation. I did a proposal. It was 125 pages long. And it's a chapter by chapter breakdown.
Starting point is 00:04:09 It's almost like a condensed version of the book. And you get more money from a publisher that way as an advance because you're showing them the whole thing practically. They can see the finished product almost. And also, you know, the movie interest. There was movie interest in this one, the corporation, based on that proposal. Interesting. Yeah, it was optioned based on that proposal before I even started writing the book. Really? Yeah. So what is the corporation about? The corporation is the story of a Cuban-American organized crime organization that began in the mid-1960s and existed all the way to the
Starting point is 00:04:46 end of the century. And it was led by this mobster named Jose Miguel Battle, who was kind of a legendary figure in Cuban-American circles because he was a hero from the Bay of Pigs invasion. The attempt to reclaim Cuba, take back Cuba, the invasion in 1961, which was a disaster for everyone involved. Battle wound up in prison, along with the rest of the brigade. And when he got out and came back to the U.S., he was determined to get Castro and take back Cuba. So he set up this criminal thing, it was based on one racket primarily, Bolita, the number, the lottery, the illegal lottery. Before the lottery was legal, it was illegal and it was controlled by organized crime. And it was a huge moneymaker, big moneymaker for
Starting point is 00:05:38 the mob going back to the 1920s. Everyone bets the number, little old ladies bet the number, priests, 20s. Everyone bets the number. Little old ladies bet the number, priests, cops. You know, you can bet a nickel, you can bet a dime, you can bet $10,000. Hugely profitable for whoever controls and organizes it. Well, the Cubans controlled and organized it on the eastern coast of the United States, from New Jersey and New York all the way down to Miami. And the guy who controlled it was Battle. And he became legendary based on that they controlled the the whole number system because i know there's a lot of italians that were involved well they went they went to the mafia one of the first things battle did battle had been a cop a vice cop in havana in the 1950s during uh before the turnover yeah during the era
Starting point is 00:06:22 when the mob joey was talking about havana nocturne that's what that book was about the era Before the turnover. been a vice cop in Havana during those years and he knew all those high-ranking mobsters and in fact he was a bag man who delivered money from the skim at the casinos in Havana to the presidential palace so Battle knew how the world went around and he made those connections and when he finally gets to the U.S. and wants to start his own thing, first thing he does is go to Santo Traficante and says, can you make the proper introductions for me? Traficante introduces him to Fat Tony Salerno in New York City, who controls the numbers racket for all five families. And Battle says, look, things are changing in Cuba. Over the next couple of decades, you're going to have tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of Cubans coming to live in the United States they all bet the number that's a huge market if you let me take
Starting point is 00:07:31 over this thing and organize it you will get a piece of you will get your piece of everything and the mafia said yes and so the Cubans took over and they control everything. I mean, in New York City in the 70s and 80s, there were probably 200 to 300 bolita spots where you could go bet the number. That's what the Cubans call it, bolita, little ball. And so they controlled it and they took care of the mafia and everybody got fat and happy for a while until it turned bad and they started killing each other. Now, Joey, when you heard about this book, this is something that you were very intimately involved in when you were a kid. Very. You know, I come on your show and I tell you there's a hundred stories I can tell you and there's a thousand I can't.
Starting point is 00:08:17 And when he told, when I read the thesis for this book, I just knew. I just fucking knew. You know, I just knew. I just fucking knew. You know, I grew up in numbers. When I went to Catholic school on Saturdays, when I came home on Fridays, on Saturdays at the age of eight, I was sent to different locations in the city, the Bronx, Brooklyn, and I would make $50 going to run errands, running numbers, go tell this guy the first number of the day is two.
Starting point is 00:08:46 So I grew up in it. I grew up in a house where the bookie would call my mother by three o'clock and go, what's the numbers for the day? And my mother would give him a fucking laundry list. And it's very interesting. In this book, he also covers the mysticism of the number. So if I'm at your house and your daughter walks in with a hockey shirt and her number's 13, I'll look at you and go, Joe, give me a number from 0 to 9. 5. And I pick up the phone and I bet 513. If I look out my window and the cop car is 506, I put $5 on 506.
Starting point is 00:09:22 If I have a dream about an eagle When I go down to the Bolita spot, there's books that they sell books of dreams And I take that book and I look up Eagle and if Eagles number eight I pay 813 It's you know, you were mentioning and a couple months ago that your grandmother took numbers. Yeah, grandmother was Sicilian Sicilian people have the same uh every day they live today's the day yeah today's the day joe rogan yep today's the day i'm hitting the number i'm not getting you know she talked about that dream that dream of again we're going back to an immigrant mentality yeah that those three numbers today if god wants if god is real what he says it's, my number's going to come out today. When is my ship going to come in?
Starting point is 00:10:10 You work a plain Jane dream, you're a blue-collar person, and on the way home every day by 3.30, you put the number in. That's it. That's what you do. Something to believe in. That's something to believe in. Numerology. And with Cubans, it was very mystical.
Starting point is 00:10:30 It was tied into dreams and belief. The idea was you bet the number and you try to make your dreams come true. That's literally what you're doing. You're trying to make your dreams come true. And the Bolita guys, the Boliteros, the ones who control it, they're the dream makers. They're trying to make your dreams come true. And the Bolita guys, the Boliteros, the ones who control it,
Starting point is 00:10:46 they're the dream makers. They're the guys who are making it possible for your dreams to come true. So they have tremendous stature in the community. In the community. They're a dream solver. So you work TJ's Jose Battle and you're an independent bookie.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Your job is to sit at a brindis lounge in West New York from 10 to 3, drinking, and all day long people come in and go, Joe, give me $5.17, $3. Give me $3.03, $1. At 3 o'clock, 3.30, a number comes out. If that number wins, if I give you $500,
Starting point is 00:11:20 you get $3,000 from battle. You give me $2,500. So you make $500 off the top, and get 3000 from battle. You give me 2500. So you make 500 off the top and then I tip you. The thing that battle did was he didn't take 10 points. He let you run your independent action unless you called it into him. You know, it's very, you ever watch the movie, what's the movie with Mickey Rourke and the Chinese people? Year of the Dragon. Yeah what's the movie with mickey rourke and the chinese people you're the dragon yeah great fucking movie great movie when he says you know for years the chinese were bringing in the heroin and they were selling it to the italians you know a fifty thousand
Starting point is 00:11:56 dollar investment could make you five hundred thousand dollars chinese weren't seeing that like they weren't seeing that why because they didn weren't seeing that. Why? Because they couldn't bring it out. They couldn't sell it. Black people and Spanish people bitch slapped them to death. So, the same thing happened with Bolita. Fat Tony Salerno knew that he had a big thing coming with the Cubans, but Cubans want to put a bet in with Cubans. Yeah. Do you understand me?
Starting point is 00:12:22 Italians, they want to put a bet in with Italians. Right. Puerto Ricans, they want to put a bet in with Italians. Right. Puerto Ricans, they want to put a bet in with a Puerto Rican. Isn't that a big thing that was with the numbers? It was that it was a community thing. It's a community thing. Everybody would talk about the numbers. It wouldn't be like the lottery is some sort of a government-funded thing and it seems
Starting point is 00:12:39 like it's got a lot of red tape and official and there's no wiggle room. The numbers seem to be closer to like the community especially with latinos especially with latinos yeah it was the in some ways the core of the community the number of spots where everybody would hang out you'd go to hear the neighborhood la bola in la calle the the gossip in the streets you'd go there to hear the neighborhood gossip. Yeah, and it was never meant to be violent. Back in Cuba, Bolita was not violent. It was illegal, but it wasn't violent.
Starting point is 00:13:17 And it turned very violent in the United States. The corporation became so profitable. I mean, we're talking about millions of dollars on a monthly basis billions of dollars over the course of the life of this organization billions of dollars more than they could the hardest thing they had was what to do with the money i mean they they they would literally strap money to people to as money couriers to try to get it out of the country to get it into get it into offshore bank accounts and launder the money. They had more money than they knew.
Starting point is 00:13:46 It was a license to print money. It was hugely profitable. That's what made it violent. Then you started having gangsters vying for territory, territorial disputes, greed. Greed took over, and it got very ugly. Now, is this between Cubans? Between Cubans, between the Cubans and the Italians. See, this guy Battle was a very charismatic leader with some great leadership qualities.
Starting point is 00:14:15 He'd been a hero in the Bay of Pigs invasion. He saved some guys' lives. When I first heard that story, I said, I got to verify that. Maybe this is just a story a guy told about himself to burnish his legend. So I found the guys that he saved, and I found the guys, two brothers who went with him to save, the guys that he saved. And I went to Cuba, to the Bay of Pigs, to the exact location where he saved these guys to verify this story. And it was absolutely true.
Starting point is 00:14:47 He, in an act of incredible heroism, he saved the life of a number of his platoon members. And so that was his reputation from then on. He was revered in the community. He was a hero. And people defended him. Even when it turned ugly and he became a ruthless boss who was killing people left and right he had his defenders because of his legend as a hero in the community and so the power that he had
Starting point is 00:15:16 but he also had this Joey and I were talking about this Cubans have this Latinos have this everybody has it but cubans have it uh desire for revenge this guy you know the bay of pigs invasion was an attempt at revenge to get revenge against castro and they were humiliated by that process and a lot of the guys from that generation had an unfinished agenda for revenge. So if you wronged this guy battle in any way, he was going to get you, even if it took years and years of calculation. I mean, there's stories in the book about this one guy who killed his brother named Polulu. It took nine years and 12 attempts before they finally killed this guy, Polulu. They shot him in his hospital.
Starting point is 00:16:04 He was in the hospital. They shot him in his hospital he was in the hospital they shot him had an assassin dress up as a male nurse and go into the hospital and shoot him between the eyes because there had been so many failed attempts they weren't going to fail this time and that's in battle took 12 years i mean took nine years the assassin no never caught him no no way i believe the assassin got killed later because he was talking about it, having done it, and so battle had him killed. Wow. Yeah. So the revenge motive kind of drove battle off the deep end.
Starting point is 00:16:40 And somewhere along the line, he broke bad, so to speak. I mean, I don't know if he was ever good and had to break bad. But he started doing internal killings that really had nothing to do about business. They were all about revenge. Well, this is a theme that happens a lot with organized crime people, right? It's like they just get a taste of killing people, and it becomes easier and easier. And then they—that was the thing about Murder Machine, right? About Roy DeMeo?
Starting point is 00:17:04 Right. Yeah. He just was killing people or anything after a while. That's another book you gave me. Yeah, Murder Machine. I was reading all those books on the road. Yeah. Because I was auditioning for so many Italian roles, and I never really knew the history of it.
Starting point is 00:17:18 So I was just trying to read all those books just so when I went in, I had an idea of what these characters and who they were. I saw them growing up. I saw these guys, you know, growing up. I just didn't. The interesting thing about this book was, talking to the Bay of Pigs, is that they knew that they were coming. Like Fidel knew he was coming. He put barbed wire or something in his quarrel. The soldiers all slashed their feet as they were landing.
Starting point is 00:17:47 There was four battalions, I think there's 250. Well, you know what happened when they landed? What happened? There were Klieg lights set up on the beach. Yeah, they knew. When they landed, they flipped the lights on and lit it up like a movie set right when these guys landed. Jesus. They got slaughtered.
Starting point is 00:18:06 They got slaughtered. And they felt they'd been betrayed by Kennedy yeah you know that there was supposed to be air cover and the air cover never came why was that because Kennedy Kennedy always had this operation was started by the Eisenhower administration and and the CIA It was a CIA operation. Kennedy inherited it and he never really, he always had mixed feelings about it. I mean, it was illegal. It was an illegal, secret, covert operation, an attempt to overthrow a government. It would have been seen as an illegal act in the eyes of the world to do it. So Kennedy was trying to do it so it could be done in such a way that it could never blow back on his administration. And so he withheld air cover at a crucial point in that war.
Starting point is 00:18:55 It lasted three days. And they got slaughtered, and they got imprisoned, and they had a lot of resentment towards Kennedy. I mean, I go into the book a little bit about the Kennedy assassination and the belief that a lot of, that a handful of those Cubans may have been involved in the Kennedy assassination along with the Italians, with the mob, because they were working hand in hand with the CIA. Yeah, that was one of the leading conspiracies outside of the CIA killing him. And even the CIA killing him was a part of the Bay of Pigs conspiracy.
Starting point is 00:19:30 And also the idea that he wanted to disband the CIA. There was a really interesting article recently that was dismissing almost every single conspiracy theory about the Kennedy assassination. They said, except the CIA one. There's legitimate possibilities that the cia well you can bet your ass that if the cia was involved in cubans or involved yeah now let me ask you something in the book you speak about fidel's mistress yeah that he got this one with her at this particular one marita she had gone to new orleans yeah or to Dallas. Marita Lorenz. This is very interesting.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Notorious figure. She had a child with him and had an abortion and didn't have the child. She got pregnant with Fidel. In fact, Castro admitted as much. She got pregnant with Castro. She had an abortion. And then the CIA used her to try to assassinate Castro. used her to try to assassinate Castro
Starting point is 00:20:23 she was supposed to slip him a pill and she put it in her face cream and the pill dissolved in her face cream and that was the pill she was going to try to slip to Castro her case agent was a guy named
Starting point is 00:20:40 Frank Sturgis who wound up being one of the Watergate burglars see the thing about Bay of Pigs and the Cubans, the Bay of Pigs invasion is the key to understanding the whole latter part of the 20th century politics in the United States, the Cold War, because the alliance between the CIA and the Cubans rears its head constantly throughout the latter part of the 20th century. The Watergate burglary, five out of seven of the burglars were Cubans, Bay of Pigs veterans. Really? They had been recruited by a guy named E. Howard Hunt, CIA agent who was one of the orchestrators of the Bay of Pigs invasion.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Who was also one of the people that, on his deathbed, said that he was involved in the assassination of Kennedy. Yes. one of the people that on his deathbed said that he was involved in the assassination of Kennedy. Yes. So the CIA would come to these Cuban exiles, the militant exiles, and they'd say, go do this operation, go do this burglary at the Watergate, and then we go get Fidel. Go do this assassination, and then we go get Fidel. And the Cubans were always ready and willing. Because it was all leading back to getting Fidel. It was all leading back to getting Fidel. Did you ever see the images
Starting point is 00:21:46 of what they said was E. Howard Hunt? He was one of the people that was arrested. There was a series of a bunch of guys that were arrested that were on trains. They were calling them hobos, but they were all very well dressed that were near where the grassy knoll was. The men on the grassy knoll.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Oh, there's lots of rumors about that, that E. Howard Hunt was one of those men. There was even a reference that Jose Miguel Battle was one of those men, but that couldn't have been the case because he was in the army at the time, the U.S. army. No, so it's like a subterranean narrative
Starting point is 00:22:21 that runs through the latter part of the 20th century the cia and right wing elements in american politics using the cuban americans to do all kinds of dirty covert deeds and we're talking about terrorist activity assassination of an ambassador from chile right in washington dc blew up his car because he was sympathetic to Castro. A bomb planted on a Cuban jetliner flying from Panama City to advantage. Seventy-three people killed, innocent people, including the fencing team from Cuba, young people. A dirty war. A dirty war was waged by the anti-Castro underground in combination, in partnership with the CIA. And we know about it now because a lot of it has been declassified and it's come out.
Starting point is 00:23:13 We didn't know about it at the time it was taking place. Why did they blow up the plane? It's just an act of terrorism against Cuba to show them that it could be done, to instill fear and paranoia in the Cuban... The concept was to destabilize the Cuban government so they'd be vulnerable and then you could take them over. So any act against Cuba... I mean, asking why blow out the plane is asking why fly planes into the World Trade Center.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Right. You know, it was just a destructive act. It's pretty amazing how resilient Castro was. I mean, unbelievable. The guy's 90 miles away from Miami and just ran shit through the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, into the 2000s. They say there was something like 632 known plots over the course of four or five decades to kill Castro. That's incredible. 632.
Starting point is 00:24:08 That's incredible. He had a movie, 101 Ways to Kill Fidel. Yeah. And he got on a train in New York, and they're like, are you fucking crazy? And they checked to see that he had a bulletproof vest on, and he's like, no. He took the train to the UN.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Wow. Like, he's fucking nuts. Yeah. He was fucking nuts. the train to the un wow like he's nuts yeah he was nuts so so um what makes this this gangster story of the corporation so interesting and different is this political context the framework that all this was taking place against the backdrop of this desire to kill castro and take and take back the homeland. And anyone who was involved in that was seen as a hero within the community.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Joey can tell you about that. Union City, New Jersey, and Miami were the hotbeds of the anti-Castro movement. There was an organization in Union City called Omega 7. There was one in Miami called Alpha 66. These were terror organizations secret organizations that existed to plant bombs they would plant bombs at embassies in the united you know in new york city they would put they would put bombs at lincoln center when when a when an orchestra from
Starting point is 00:25:20 cuba was making an appearance they were trying to shut down any relationship between the U.S. and Cuba, and governments that were sympathetic to Cuba, they would do actions against them. And this went on for like 40 years, man. That's unbelievable. You couldn't mention Fidel in the 70s in Union City. Like a joke. Like, it's not a joke. Don't even bring him up, dog, because you will get smacked. Now, was there any pro-Fidel support amongst Cubans? There was, and bad things would happen to them. In the United States?
Starting point is 00:25:56 Yeah. In Cuba, though? What about in Cuba? Pro-Castro in Cuba? Oh, yeah, sure. I mean... Was it real, or was it out of fear? No, it's real. It's real. I mean, I've been
Starting point is 00:26:06 there numerous times. You know, the Cuban people made a choice and the revolution, I believe, would have happened with or without Fidel Castro. The guy who was in power, Batista, had taken over the government in a coup d'etat.
Starting point is 00:26:22 He wasn't elected, so he was kind of a fraudulent president. And ever since he got in, people knew he was a fraudulent president, and there were attempts to try to ouster him. And that's why he was such a dictator. He knew they wanted to ouster him, so he used the military to repress any kind of movement against him. And it was ugly, and the people rose up against it. That's what
Starting point is 00:26:46 happened. It wasn't. So in my belief, the revolution in Cuba happened for a very legitimate reason. After it happened, in power, it was revealed that Castro and Che Guevara were communists. Castro was very cagey about that during the revolution. They never talked about Marxism and being communist or any of that. And in fact, Fidel came to Union City, came to the United States to raise money for the revolution while it was going on. Got arrested in Union City. Yes, he did. My friend's mom, the Escalises, she still remembers taking the bus in the morning in Union City. And Fidel's talking to her the way I'm talking to you.
Starting point is 00:27:27 How you doing Susan? What's going on? Wow. He got in a bar room argument in Union City and he got arrested. Over what? Probably politics. I'm sure it was a political discussion. so then the revolution happened and you know Cuba becomes a repressive communist Stalinist dictatorship
Starting point is 00:27:52 but a lot of Cubans the way they saw it is that was a choice they made to go with Fidel he did have I think the popularity of the people following of the people some people are quite proud of Castro standing up to the United States. Cubans are very proud people and they take a lot of pride in the fact that even though there's so much hardship there, that it's a choice they made to go in this direction. At least they have their self-pride,
Starting point is 00:28:27 which is more that can be said in some ways about Puerto Rico and Jamaica and Dominican Republic, all these other countries in that region that are just as poor as Cuba. So he has his supporters. He always had his support. Obviously, he also had his detractors, even within Cuba. Most of those people are the ones who got on rafts and tried to leave the island at great risk to themselves to do anything to get out of there. Because they realized Fidel was so popular, from within the country, you were never going to be able to take him down. from within the country you were never gonna be able to take him down so they made the decision to go out in the ocean and try to brave the the risks of of
Starting point is 00:29:11 either swimming or sailing across the Florida Straits what the fuck happened with Che Guevara how did Che Guevara all of a sudden emerge as this like leftist political icon but in this really weird sort of clueless way like they really didn't understand his background really didn't understand who he was and what he had done and the atrocities that he had committed but these fucking t-shirts that all these dopey liberal kids put those fucking things it's fucking crazy if you find out who that guy is you're wearing a mass murderer's
Starting point is 00:29:45 t-shirt like he was a fucking ruthless cunt and these people are wearing this shirt as if he symbol he symbolizes like liberty or freedom from a oppressive government or something like that it's but it was a long period of time where you didn't have any che guevara there was no no discussion of it and that it seemed like somewhere in the 2000s it picked up. Am I right about that? Something like that, yeah. Let me tell you something. It was so personal for a while.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Like, I have Argentinian friends. But in the 70s, there was a rift between Argentinians and Cubans. Like, that's how personal the Cubans were. Che is Argentinian? Che is Argentinian. Che is Argentinian. Right. There was a rift. Because of him?
Starting point is 00:30:28 Because of him. Cubans, the fuck out of here. Really? Talking that... The fuck out of here. What is that? You know, Castellano, they talk... How do they talk?
Starting point is 00:30:37 They talk... They do it with the lift. Come with stuff. They do it with the lift. Oh, yeah. Like a beast. Like Spain. And Cubans would go off in Union City if you were Argentinian.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Really? That's how deep the hatred ran. Cuban, Spanish. How did the lisp thing, where'd that come from? It's from Spain. It's from Spain. It's from Spain? Why is it in Spain?
Starting point is 00:30:58 Why? I don't know. Why? It's just a regional thing. And they're the number ones on the top. Like if a Cuban walk, look, Cuba is considered that we're the Jews of the Caribbean. But Spain has won over on us. Like people like my father's family was from Spain.
Starting point is 00:31:19 And I went there one time and never went back. Really? Did one time to meet my grandmother and never went back. Really? One time to meet my grandmother and never went back. Why? Because she was talking shit. I don't want to. At five, you ain't going to talk to me that shit about my mother. Mi hijo estaba bien hasta conocido a tu mamadre.
Starting point is 00:31:36 See, Spain is the colonial power. It's the colonial power. And often Spaniards look down on the Cubans. And Mexicans, I'm sure, as well, right? So I went over there one time, my mom took me to meet my grandmother, and like 10 minutes in, I go, call my mother, you fucking cunt.
Starting point is 00:31:51 And my mother came over and goes, what happened? I go, what this fucking bitch is talking about you and shit. And you were five? I was about five. My mother cursed her out, and that was the end of my relationship. She was like, my father's, your father's gonna be a debt, because she was from Calama Way, so that shit didn't stink.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Oh, okay. And my mom was a peasant from Havana, so she was like, my son had big dreams until he met your, that animal. You know, and I'm like, fuck you, you fucking hag. She made my mother move in with him in Cuba and learn how to cook the dishes. See, see, Spaniards would be offended just by the way Cubans speak Spanish. Yes. Really?
Starting point is 00:32:30 Like a lot of people tortured me when I did the y'all thing. I don't speak Cuban Spanish. I speak the Spanish of the streets. That Spanish I picked up in Union City, that's street Spanish. Let me stop right there. Molina, una monja anybody that gave you a hard time about translating this is what I always tell people, I'll talk in English
Starting point is 00:32:50 repeat what I said, good luck in English, it's fucking hard, it's hard to remember what someone said, especially, Yoel was speaking these long sentences and you were translating you did a great job, so fuck all those people but my Spanish is instead of giving me five dollars, I'm a monja.
Starting point is 00:33:06 A monja means a nun. We don't say numbers in my world. A 10 spot is, I forget what it is. There's a name for it? Yeah, for everything. Yeah. I learned how to speak Spanish in code. Ah.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Oye, ponte la pila. That means keep your eyes open and put your batteries in. Your batteries? Yeah. When I say to you, ponte la pila, that means you got and put your batteries in. Your batteries? Yeah. When I say to you, that means you got to put your batteries in. So I learned that street. Is this a Bergen County street thing?
Starting point is 00:33:33 No, no, no. This is Hudson County. It's the Cubans. I said it as a word from my back. Yeah, but it's... Molina. Are we talking Cubans in the U.S.? Like when I talk to a Cuban person, when I talk to my sister on the phone, I have no idea what she's saying.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Really? Like when she gives me an address and shit, the R's and all that. I took Italian in high school. I didn't take basic Spanish. I learned how to read Spanish in the house by reading little different things. But I learned how to speak Spanish. Like I remember going to a Cuban person's house once in Union City when I was about 12,
Starting point is 00:34:10 and they told their son, don't bring this kid over here no more. He's a street fucking spick. You know, I was a street spick. I learned... I didn't learn that traditional Spanish. My Spanish is a lot of hand signals. Oye, vacila.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Vacila tipo. That means watch him. Watch him and don't fucking not watch him. It's a lot of street shit. I was never allowed to walk home the same way. You had to walk home different directions? Different directions. Keep my eyes open around the car.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Don't pattern. Because of my mother's operation, I could never just walk home on Berger Line. I had to walk to New York Avenue and walk down just to see if I saw a suspicious car. Now, that's smart. Do you remember when we were in San Francisco about 15 years ago and we had the crew? Tate, Eddie, you, me, Ari, Duncan, and Redman were walking down the street in San Francisco. As we approached, I saw a drug dealer go down.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I hit Ari. I go, Ari, look at that drug dealer. You guys were looking at the whole thing. Not one of you saw it. Ari goes, how the fuck did you see that? Because I was raised like that. I was raised to go out and look for cars. I was never allowed to walk home
Starting point is 00:35:27 the same way twice. Yeah. Because of the Bolita business. Now let me ask you about that because is this an instinct you learned on your own or were you actually trained? I was when I became a numbers runner as a child. I was always, my mom would put a, when I was a
Starting point is 00:35:43 kid and I came from Cuba, my mother put a big gold chain on me. You know why? Because she dared you to take it off. My mother wanted you to take that chain because I would have to fight. Really? Yeah. So I remember one time Mr. Softy came and he
Starting point is 00:36:00 looked at my gold thing and my mother yelled from the window, don't let him touch your fucking chain. Yesterday I went to Glendale and my daughter was throwing hoops, a red hoop. And she was chasing them, all four of them, by herself. She's an only child. So there was other kids there. And the red hoop fell through the thing and some six-year-old took it from her. And my daughter went to put her head down. I go, oh, yeah, shh, shh, shh. Go take it back. Go take it back. And she just looked at me.
Starting point is 00:36:31 And the parent was like, that's an effective way of parenting. She got it back from your daughter. Don't ever stay here in my fucking house. Wait a minute. The mom of the kid that took it was giving you shit? Oh, yeah, because this is today's America. My America. We don't come home here.
Starting point is 00:36:46 What did the mom want you to do? The mom and the dad. Two Glendale fucking Gentiles. The dad said, that's an effective way of whatever, but you ain't saying nothing, bitch. Your daughter, a couple weeks ago, a little girl took the swing from my daughter. Take the swing back. Take it back. My wife's like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:37:04 That's how Cubans raised their kids i was raised to always have my eyes open because i knew what they did i was at a young age if i hung out with joe rogan and joe rogan's dad sold coke i knew joe rogan's dad sold coke joe didn't but i would never tell you i came from a house where it was... Yeah. Right. But, you know, here's the thing. If they wanted to get at your mother, they'd come after the kid.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Yeah, they'd come after the kid. I mean, it was very common to kidnap the kid. That's how you got to somebody. Well, that's how you get to everybody. Yeah. I mean, this Trump thing with Stormy Daniels, do you see one of the things that she said, one of the reasons why she came out about this? Why?
Starting point is 00:37:46 Somebody came up to her in a parking lot when she was holding her infant daughter. I don't know if this is true. This is what she says. Someone came up to her and said, you have a beautiful daughter. It'd be a shame if anything happened to her mother. You know, stop talking about President Trump. It wasn't President Trump at the time. Stop talking about Mr. Trump.
Starting point is 00:38:04 And she was like, oh, fuck you. Well, he wasn't President Trump at the time. Stop talking about Mr. Trump. And she was like, oh, fuck you. Well, fuck this. And then, you know, then she really, it really geared up her animosity towards him. Imagine that shit. Hey, in the narco world, there's cases of what they would do is they would do a videotape. If there was somebody
Starting point is 00:38:19 they wanted to intimidate, they'd videotape their kid being taken to school every morning, being dropped off for school, picked up after school. They'd videotape their kid being taken to school every morning being dropped off for school picked up after school they'd videotape the daily routine of the child and then they'd send the videotape to that person and i say i need to i know where your kid is every every minute of the day do what we tell you to do you didn't with fuck with me, though. I was never fucked with. I was never really. And no, no, I was never fucked with.
Starting point is 00:38:50 I was just raised to understand what they were doing. That there's consequences. And I didn't was not allowed to repeat it. So when I would come to you and you would be talking about whatever, even if I knew you were wrong, I would never correct you. So that's how I was raised. I would never correct you, even if I knew you were wrong i would never correct you so that's how i was raised i would never correct you even if i knew you were talking shit because how do you know how do i know right i was just at the fucking bar and they were talking about that's how the fuck i know right my mom didn't hide nothing from me growing up that's good and bad that had good
Starting point is 00:39:19 things for me but a lot of bad things for me. You know, one of the things that he touched upon in this book was not only about Jose Battle, but the political corruption that came with it. In my 20 years, have I ever talked to you about politics? No, I haven't. I wouldn't listen to politics if you paid me because it's all bullshit. I saw it in a micro level. You know, when you're president, who do you get donations from? Big farm, guns, whatever. When you're a small mayor, who do you get your donations from? The pharmacy? The pizza place?
Starting point is 00:39:55 The numbers? So I came from a society where those numbers were controlling everything. In North Bergen, Union City, and West New York. Remember, that shit's a felony in Jersey. It's a misdemeanor in New York. Really? Numbers, it used to be. Misdemeanor.
Starting point is 00:40:14 As a matter of fact, they would call you, and they would go, Joe, Lieutenant. He wouldn't say that because the phones were taped. He would just call you and go, oh, you're getting a visit today. That means if you got $5,000 in your pocket, give it to Jamie, clean out the house, leave some paperwork. At 2 o'clock, I come. I handcuff you. I take your money.
Starting point is 00:40:36 I write you a summons. I bring you down to the station. We giggle. And then after I let you out, I meet you around the corner. If you had $2,500 on you, I'd give you $1,250. And that's a cost of doing business. There's a funny line in Goodfellas when he goes, how can I go to school with all that goody-goody bullshit
Starting point is 00:40:54 and saluting the flag when I was the same way? Like I saw what happened. I saw the political system. I saw two cops coming in, one detective once a week, and one beat guy. My mom would give him a drink and an envelope. Yeah, I don't know what my grandmother did, how she was involved, but I told you she went to jail.
Starting point is 00:41:14 She went to jail for running the numbers. She went to jail because she wouldn't give anybody up. They wanted her to give up whoever the fuck was at the other end of the organization. And so for like six months, we were always trying to, like, where the fuck is Grandma? Oh, she's visiting her sister. She's visiting Aunt Josie. And just no one ever found her.
Starting point is 00:41:33 They give you a year for bookmaking in Jersey. You do six, five months. And they put you on house arrest and you're done. She would knit sweaters and shit for the fucking guards in jail. Well, a lot of times battle would own the judges, so you wouldn't do any time at all. You might get a summons, you go before a magistrate judge, and they let you go.
Starting point is 00:41:54 What's fascinating to me about this is also fascinating about the mob itself is that a lot of it is basically dissolved, that all this came from immigration and that this melting pot of the United States and they all came from immigration and that this uh this melting pot of the united states and they all came from all these other places and all this organized crime sort of like was running the the cities in the east coast but most of it is kind of gone the wayside i would i would dispute that a little bit i I think traditional organized crime, as we knew it in the 20th century, has gone by the wayside.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Italian, Irish, Jewish, that sort of assimilated into the system and has dissipated. But there's new generations of immigrants that are playing this out. Jamaicans, Dominicans, Chinese, Russians, Mexicans. It's happening. And I'd further make the argument that the corruption that was created during Prohibition in the 1920s, that's where this system was created, during Prohibition in the 1920s. The alliance between the underworld and the upper world,
Starting point is 00:42:58 the connection between the political apparatus, law enforcement, and the criminal rackets. That template was laid down during Prohibition, and it was in effect for the next 100 years. I think that template still exists. You pick up a newspaper in any U.S. city, large or mid-sized city, and what are you going to see on the first couple pages? Some local representative who just got indicted for taking money from some criminal element to see that they got a law passed or that they got some municipal contract.
Starting point is 00:43:32 That hasn't gone away. That still exists everywhere. What happens is there's an ebb and flow, certain rackets come and go. It was legal booze, then it was labor racketeering. Now it's narcotics. It was bolita at one time. There's always something, you know? As long as there's commerce being done on a large scale, there's always room for corruption. As long as there's things that are illegal where there's a market for it. Yes, now. Like marijuana, I mean, that's the big argument.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Narcotics, yeah. Right, the big argument about marijuana laws in the United States is if they made it legal, it would severely limit the power that the cartel in Mexico has and cut all that violence out. Basically the same shit that was going on with Al Capone and everything during the time when liquor was illegal.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Yeah, because the criminal rackets feed the system of human beings. It's flawed human beings at every level of the system. Dirty cops cops cops on the take i mean is it more difficult now for them to pull something like this off it's less systemic you know what i mean i mean back in the day you know uh you'd have corruption that was all the way through the chain of command you know and everyone was sort of in on it did you see the
Starting point is 00:44:41 seven five yes i did i also saw saw your interview with Michael Dowd. Fascinating. Yeah, that was fascinating. Yeah, I mean, and that was 20 years after the Knapp Commission, which revealed that level of corruption. Yeah, no, you have social systems, and you will have corruption. You have a money-making system like capitalism, you will have corruption. That doesn't go away.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Organized crime, the face of organized crime has changed quite a bit. But the core of that corrupt relationship between the underworld and the upper world still exists. So is it the most disenfranchised sort of members of the community, the most recent immigrants? Like, what is it that... Yeah, I've written about this a lot, you know, through different books and through journalism. I've come to believe that it's the American story.
Starting point is 00:45:39 This process of going through organized crime and gangsterism before you become accepted as a full-blown American. Almost every ethnic group has gone through some version of it in the U.S. and is still going through it. It's part of the American process. You get here as a group, you're cut out of access, immediate access anyway, to power. And so you create your own path. And initially in these organizations, it's usually those ethnic groups preying on their own,
Starting point is 00:46:15 preying on each other. That's usually the first stage of this. And then it becomes creating a system to try to deal with the larger system of corruption. I mean, José Miguel Battle, what he did was so brilliant by creating the corporation, is he created a path for himself within American organized crime, which was controlled primarily by the mafia. And he created an alliance with the mafia that made it possible for the Cubans to have their thing
Starting point is 00:46:43 and fly below the radar i mean while the italians were getting busted left and right the cubans the cubans this corporation existed for 40 years because they didn't really get messed with much why is that like what was it the the way the italians like they were so flashy like particularly when you got to gatti he was the most ridiculous well the cubans were pretty damn flashy too but some of them some of them some of them they couldn't some of them i i till this day i detest nice cars i detest show calling attention to yourself because i saw too tight like right now like i would love to talk to the producers of this film because they're going to miss a lot of authentic stuff. I'm sure they will.
Starting point is 00:47:26 In fact, I have a present for you. I ordered you the same shirt Bruce Lee wore in Fist of Fury. They're called camisetas chinas. Cubans, when you're a success. Remember when Tony goes in to see his mother? Mama, I'm a success. I run an anti-Castro. When Tony goes in to see his mother, my mom, I'm a success.
Starting point is 00:47:44 I run an anti-Castro. When you become a success in Union City, the Chinese T-shirt is your first sign of success because it has three buttons here. Right. So you cut the buttons off. And what's your middle name? James. So it's Joseph James Rogan. In diamond initials, you put J-J-R. And that's when you reach success, okay?
Starting point is 00:48:07 And they need that. That's part of their, you know, like there's so many little things that Cubans did. But take a guy like Juan, for example. My stepfather, brilliant. Brilliant. You know, Paulie didn't talk on the phone. Paulie didn't move for anybody.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Paulie had his messages delivered to him. In 1970, I'm looking at both of you gentlemen, and I'm telling you that Juan would not even have a conversation if there was a phone in the room and it was hung up. Because in his mind, that phone was fucking tapped. Right. He was a genius. If he had to meet Joe Rogan for a meeting at 9, at 5, 30 in his mind, that phone was fucking tapped. Right. He was a genius. If he had to meet Joe Rogan for a meeting at 9, at 5, 30 in the morning,
Starting point is 00:48:50 he'd come and put a gun under a car just in case there was a problem with Joe Rogan. He would hug you and you'd search him. He would hug you and tap your back for a while and tell you you were losing weight. And rub your belly. You're losing weight. They hug you, but they're feeling you for a piece. Right, right. Juan, when my mother died, he still had the same car that he had.
Starting point is 00:49:12 And he died with $5 million cash, and he lived in a four-story walk-up. When he died, one of his friends said, what a miserable life to make money and have to hide it like that. Juan would walk around with jeans and T-shirts, the same shit every day. And a wad of hundreds like this. The hidden one. The other one was single, so you thought he was broke. If he talked to you, he talked to you in English. Once the cops came, me no piggy. And you know who was the interpreter for all the attorney meetings with all those high-level guys? Me.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Really? So I'd be at school, I'd be at home, and my mom would go, tomorrow you have to go with Chael to DeLuca's office, Sam DeLuca. And Sam DeLuca would basically look at you and go, how you doing, Joe? Great to see you today. You'd have to bring him a suit.
Starting point is 00:50:04 He loved suits, Sam DeLuca. So the more suits you brought him, the better. He was like the other guy, the guy that had the thing. But Sam would treat you just like this. You're going to interpret. This was how fast the conversation was. You got busted for conspiracy of bookmaking. That's two years. Listen, this judge, he's a motherfucker. But thank God, I know the prosecutor. So I'll tell you what I'm going to do. For $300,000, we lose the evidence.
Starting point is 00:50:34 For $200,000, you get a year. For $100,000, you get probation. And you do a year and a halfway house. And for $50,000, he just gives you a menu. When year and a half for your house, and for $50,000, he'd just give you a menu. Wow. When you decide what you want to do, get back to me. Always a pleasure to see you. And you had a week to decide what you were going to do.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Wow. So you gave him that amount. He knew his way through the court system. You didn't do no time. There's no time. There's no time. I know for a fact that if you get caught with a gun in New York, you get the, what's the law? Yeah, there was a name for it.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Two years. Two years. Mandatory. There's no stop and go. There's no trial. They take you right to, my stepfather, Wong, got caught with a gun. He was out the next day. The Luka don't play games.
Starting point is 00:51:20 The Luka don't play games. Now, Joe, in answer to your question about the Cubans and why they existed for so long and didn't get busted, you know, the rumor was that they had a certain mystique because of this CIA pedigree, and that they were untouchable. And in fact, I mention it in the book, there's a case where the FBI is thinking about making a case against Battle. This is way back in the 60s. They contact the U.S. Treasury Department because they figure he's not paying taxes and they can make some kind of case against him on a tax violation.
Starting point is 00:51:56 They get a letter from the Treasury Department saying, we're not going to go after this guy because he's anti-Castro and he's a veteran of the Bay of Pigs invasion. It's right there in a letter from the Treasury Department to the FBI. Wow. So there were elements within the government that were protecting these guys, particularly Bay of Pigs veterans. We will not prosecute them. That's incredible. And so he had that kind of protection.
Starting point is 00:52:22 What a name, too, huh? Jose Battle? Batle. Yeah, his? Jose Battle? Batle. Yeah, his name in Spanish was Batle, B-A-T-L-L-E, and he changed it to Battle. It's a good one, right? If you're a writer and a novelist and you're trying to think up a good name for the character, you can't do any better than that. I grew up with a kid named Major Battle, a guy I did Taekwondo with.
Starting point is 00:52:40 His name was Major Battle. He's a bad motherfucker, too. Bad motherfucker named Major Battle. Was his middle name Bad Motherfucker? No. taekwondo with his name was major battle he's a bad too bad name major battle was his middle name bad major bad but he was he was a black belt state champion and the only reason why they existed they were very careful they had a systemized union city ran union city Union City ran, Union City becomes Jersey City in Hoboken. Union City ran 7th Street to 88th Street to White Castle, but the Cubans really controlled 7th to 48th Street, Bergen Line. And then when you went to New York Avenue, they controlled from 50th up to about 60th Street,
Starting point is 00:53:23 and they kept to themselves, and they didn't have social clubs. And they didn't play cards outside. And if you went into the bar, they were all dressed very moderately, but four of them were bookies. And they only stayed there until 3 o'clock, because that's when the number goes in. So you have from 9 in the morning to 3 to play that number. But there's also a thing called the singular number,
Starting point is 00:53:47 which the odds are a little less. That starts at about 12. So I'll see you at 12 and go, Que fue el numero? El 3 me cago en mi madre, motherfucker. I'll never listen to that fucking kid of mine again. Now I got to go back to the bookie and bet the second number. Pulida, they call that, right?
Starting point is 00:54:04 Pulida, it's one number at a time. Can you imagine putting down $100,000 on the number five? What are the potential numbers? Are you talking single digits only? I could play three numbers. No, it's normally a three-digit. Three digits. You bet three digits.
Starting point is 00:54:19 So why would it be a single number? Well, that was just a way to improve your odds. That's a different way. That's a different one. There were different systems for betting. Different systems. Sort of ways you could do it. But let's explain this, where the number comes from.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Okay. The total mutual handle at the racetrack is published in the newspaper every evening and again in the morning. How much money was bet total at the racetrack that day? The last three numbers, that's the daily number. So everyone has the it's the same number for everybody. You know what it is as soon as it comes out in the newspaper. And that's how it's determined.
Starting point is 00:54:54 So you have the individual numbers, and then you have the early number, which is called what come out of Brooklyn. Gasolio and Brooklyn. And then you have the late number what's the new york number the brooklyn number in the new york number they all decide like what it would be based on that was decided probably a hundred years ago by some by some you know uh guinea who ran who
Starting point is 00:55:18 ran it for the italians and maybe it came from sicily whatever the origins of it you couldn't try you couldn't fix that though it's it's it's of it are. You couldn't fix that, though. It's unfeasible. It's gambling. You can't fix it. Why's that? Because I don't know what the track is going to make that fucking day. How do you fix the last three numbers?
Starting point is 00:55:35 Now, check this out. Certain organizations, like the corporation, part of the reason people wanted to bet with them and like to bet with them is they would have somebody at the racetrack. So the minute that number was posted, they'd know the number. So you'd get your pick. You didn't have to wait around for the newspaper. You didn't have to wait for the newspaper or call sports. You had to call sports.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Nobody remembers that. You remember that, TJ. How you doing? Welcome. This is Joe Rogan. You just called Sportsline. You got to sit by a payphone and put $0.35 in. And they would run, all right, NHL.
Starting point is 00:56:08 And at the track. They give the scores. And they give you the score. But whatever you bet was the last fucking thing. Always. So you had to sit there and take that whole earbeat. You motherfucker, give it to me. And then when it came to them saying the number, the subway would go by and you wouldn't hear it.
Starting point is 00:56:24 And you wouldn't hear it. And you wouldn't hear it. And now you just lost another 35 cents. But the whole number system, like my mother was a degenerate numbers. And then she killed it with the Yankees and the Red Sox later on. But her game was the numbers, the three numbers, the New York track, and now let's get greedy. Why don't we go to OTB? Yeah, now see, this is where— Why don't we just go to OTB to really complete your fucking day, you degenerate fuck?
Starting point is 00:56:50 Part of the brilliance of Battle and his organization was he didn't do sports betting. In fact, his arrangement with the Italians, with the mafia, was you get bolita, you get numbers, but you don't get sports betting and you don't get these other things. You get numbers, but you don't get sports betting and you don't get these other things. And so there's an example in this book of a member of the corporation who starts against battles, wishes starts playing, doing sports betting. That guy wound up dead. Battle killed him himself.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Because he was going against the agreement? He was going against the rules that could turn the mafia against him and bring the whole thing down. Right, right. Wow, that's amazing. Now, in answer to your question about how they came up with that number, you've got to remember, it's all gambling. This is the culture of gambling. You're at the racetrack, you're betting, card games, you're betting, betting the number. So it's logical that somewhere in that universe would be how the number was determined.
Starting point is 00:57:48 So it came from the racetrack. Right. And then you also have the Puerto Rican lottery. And that comes in paperwork. Yeah. It's different? That's completely different. Paperwork.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Paperwork. So you buy paperwork. That comes lottery tickets. My mother would buy the whole fucking sheet. It's like $10 a thing. but you could just buy the sheet. And what is it? It's a Puerto Rican number. Now, you know that the corporation used the Puerto Rican lottery to launder their profits.
Starting point is 00:58:14 To launder them profits. Yeah. So you hit the number. You're my friend. What are you going to win? $20,000? By the time they give it to you, let me just give you $18,000. You know, that's how Whitey Bulger laundered money.
Starting point is 00:58:26 That's how Sammy the Bull bought lottery tickets too. Yeah so Whitey Bulger won the lottery twice. Twice. Because people in the neighborhood won the lottery. He bought the ticket from them. He took the ticket from them gave them money or whatever the fuck he gave them. Check this one out. Today's paper. Front page of USA Today.
Starting point is 00:58:44 Confessions of a lottery scammer. I brought this along. I thought it. Confessions of a lottery scammer. I brought this along. I thought it'd be interesting. A lottery scammer? This is a guy, big fat guy, 300 pounds, sitting on his ass in Iowa or somewhere, who was on his device, who figured out a way to intrude on some algorithm, and he started scamming different states. He scammed the state of Colorado out of $4.8 million. There he is.
Starting point is 00:59:08 A total of $16.5 million. Boy, you guys are good. $16.5 million. Now I'm thinking, if this guy had scammed the corporation led by Jose Miguel Battle, he'd be dead. He'd be on the obituary section. Look what he says here. It was never my intent to start a full-out ticket scam.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Yeah, yeah. He's sentenced up to 25 years in prison. You could not scam organized crime in this way. Well, how do you scam lottery? You figure out how the number is determined and then you're able to play with it. You're able to play with it. See, in organized crime you couldn't do that. Well, I don't understand that. How could he? Like, isn't there just a random
Starting point is 00:59:53 system, a computer program or something? He found some way to tap into that computer system. To tap into it? You mean to hack into it? Hack into it and alter the number. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Whoa. That's crazy. Wow, that is crazy. What is fascinating to me is that this, what you were talking about earlier, what we're talking about about like that this was, it gave them an opportunity for hope and that it was a part of the community. Oh, yeah. We're missing that in the West Coast.
Starting point is 01:00:22 The West Coast, like off-track betting, there's coast like off-track bedding. There's no fucking here There's a few weirdos that go to the Hollywood Park, but that's gone now. You know, I mean there's nothing here You know West Coast never had this there's nothing. Yeah, there's nothing like Seeing that like I saw that and I saw what goes with it and it may sound ooky spooky to most people but it's not ooky spooky to people who are really really sicilian and people who are normal cuban when you're sicilian in that culture there's women that you go to and they tell you things they're witches they're sicilian witches whatever you want to in in sleepers remember he goes bring the eyeballs to this lady what's
Starting point is 01:01:02 sleepers sleepers is a movie about for Irish kids that later was bullshit but kind of What I remember that movie it's about the four kids in a row plays a priest priest met Brad Pitt Grandson okay there it is Barry Levinson movie and then they got the guy on Letterman and he started Levinson movie. And then they got the guy on Letterman, and he started backtracking like Steven Seagal about his CIA involvement.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Oh, really? They said he was Lorenzo Carcaterra. Yeah. He later on became... He said it was a true story, and it was not a true story. It was based... But if you look at it,
Starting point is 01:01:39 weren't two or four of those two kids supposed to grow up to be Westies? Yeah, but it wasn't. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. Like they're the two out of the four of those guys. What supposed to grow up to be Westies. Yeah, but it wasn't. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. Like they're the two out of the four of those guys. What were we talking about? We were talking about...
Starting point is 01:01:51 You were talking about the witches. In the Cuban world, it's the same thing. I want my kid to go to Catholic school. Right. If I play this fucking number today, this is gonna save me. You know, we don't... when you're a comic, you have that hope. You know, tonight I'm going to go to the improv.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Jess Huston's going to be there. Maybe, you know, just maybe. But it's an ethnic hope that comes back from your country. It's hard to describe. You understand it because your grandmother was a fucking bookie. You understand it because your grandmother was a fucking bookie. But if you talked to her on a daily basis about it and why she would play that particular number. Like my mom played 517.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Those were the last three numbers on my dad's gravestone. You know, 604 was some other fucking hallucinogenic she had. If I go like this, if I go like this and I go, you know what, you're looking good today. Here, go take a yardstick. Most Cubans look at it and go, give me $5 on $2.53 because it's the last three numbers of the $20 you fucking gave me. Now, is this still going on? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:58 The numbers are still going on? Yeah. Not as a 10-man office. When I was a kid, it was a 10-man office. You were downstairs. You had a bodega. Me and you ran the bodega. There's two yous and yesterday's paper.
Starting point is 01:03:12 All was selling the Book of Dreams. And then you come in, and you give me 604, 517. It comes on three sheets of paper with copy paper. So right away, I rip the top one. I give it to you. I keep the other one, and the other one goes upstairs to the department where now there's a big wall with zero to nine on the wall, and I park there. So Joe just came up and played 219. There's two, and all of a sudden there's a list that goes down.
Starting point is 01:03:42 I'm a board guy. I just work the board. I got six guys with phones yelling numbers on me. And all of a sudden there's a list that goes down. I'm a board guy. I just work the board. I got six guys with phones yelling numbers on me. Oh, yeah. Rogan fucking just put $100 on that number. That motherfucker killed me last week. Fuck that.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Send $50 of that to Miami because I could unload it to create the utopia. You know, when I take a sports bet, I'm taking $500 on Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh's playing New England. I can't take $10,000 on 500 on Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh's playing New England. I can't take 10,000 on Pittsburgh and 5,000 on New England. That's not called a utopia. I'm going to make money on the VIG, the 10 points from you losing. So if you bet 10,000 on somebody and you bet 5, I unload 5 to another bank somewhere across town. So this is how, I mean, when I was a kid, my mother had a bank in the Bronx,
Starting point is 01:04:27 and the guy that cooked was Black Mike. He was a Vietnam vet. And I was five, and he would give me ten bucks to go get him blackberry brandy. Black Mike cooked Italian food that was so fucking good. It was 1970. Even if you hated black people, you ate his spaghetti. Even Italians came to eat his spaghetti.
Starting point is 01:04:47 On Wednesdays, he cooked corned beef. On Wednesdays, he made Cuban food. They have an office. And every phone has a little tape recorder with a wire connected to the phone so you can't call me and say you played 218. Yeah, it's recorded. I'll fucking bust your fucking head. Yeah, it's recorded. I'll play the tape for you.
Starting point is 01:05:04 So every hour, the tapes come around and I pick up the tapes. And those get destroyed. And those get destroyed the week after or that night after the thing. Everything's settled. But to see those offices in action when you're a kid and I'm going to get cigarettes and they give me a tent to go get a $3 pack of cigarettes so I keep seven. Now, did you ever see the money? What do you mean the money? Well, the money that was gathered.
Starting point is 01:05:27 I saw how the money would be taken upstairs. Because that would be a separate location. That would be a separate location. Counting room. Now, there's also, they move locations every week. You also have to stay ahead of the cops. So every week, you got a guy like Joe Rogan that just rents apartments for me. So every week, we move locations.
Starting point is 01:05:44 So nobody ever gets comfortable with three months at one place, then with three months at another place, then with three months at another place. Because not only do you have to worry about cops, you've got to worry about Jamie getting a little fucking cocky. Jamie found out from Joe Diaz that they make $40,000 a day. Jamie's going to go get two guns. Go get the two guns and try to go up there and see what happens.
Starting point is 01:06:01 Because they've got two guys on the third floor that just got two guns waiting for idiots like you to come upstairs to go up there and see what happens. Because they got two guys on the third floor that just got two guns waiting for idiots like you to come upstairs to the fourth floor. It was surreal. It was surreal. So in the mornings, my mom would go, you want to go to school tonight? Or you want to go with mama to the Mets and go get some fun? I go, I'm going with you.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Because these bookies would all give me 20, 40 bucks. It's part of that good look. Now, check this out. At the end of the day, every day that this is going on, because betting is going on every day, seven days a week, this system that Joey's talking about. So money's coming in. A lot of money's coming in.
Starting point is 01:06:35 It goes to the counting rooms. So at the end of the day, you got a lot of money at like 200, 300 different locations all around the New York area. What they would do is they have people whose responsibility it was to come around, collect the money, that money would go into a van, and that van would have a police escort as it left New York City, went through the tunnel, and in New Jersey it was met by New Jersey police who picked it up and escorted it from there into the apartments or the houses in Union City where the money was kept. Wow.
Starting point is 01:07:11 So the cops got paid. So how can I tell you this at the age of 10? I knew this, but I could never tell you. Right. Because you wouldn't believe me. So I had to keep it to myself. Well, most of the kids wouldn't be able to shut the fuck up either because they didn't grow up in that culture. No, I wasn't allowed to talk about nothing in my world in my world i didn't when what were you saturday
Starting point is 01:07:29 we played handball all day i i had to go to a play with my uncle well you worked for a sports betting place too later on as i got older but when i got out of high school i was such a loser that i went to 118th street the guy's name was chair jose torres and the son i went to 118th Street, and the guy's name was Chael, Jose Torres and his son. I went to them like a man. They were around the block to this guy named Raleigh and Miguel, and they ran a complete different operation from the corporation. Raleigh's still around. If I had any balls left, I'd go put a bullet in Raleigh's head because Raleigh was tight with my mother. My mother helped get Raleigh started on 118th Street.
Starting point is 01:08:03 When my mother died, healeigh started on 118th street when my mother died he got tight with my stepfather when my stepfather died he took that money and gave it to my stepfather's sister that money belonged to me so today i'm still pissed off at raleigh because when i was a kid i saw raleigh every fucking day he'd give me 50 bucks every time i went over there those guys lived their life on a karma-based life. So whenever they see Joe Rogan, come here. Come here. You know how many things I did with your father?
Starting point is 01:08:30 Come here. Here's $100. Go get your dick sucked. My mother would drive her crazy. Like, how much money did you get today? $200. Give me $100 of that. Because I used to buy knives and fucking stars to throw at people.
Starting point is 01:08:43 You know. But that's there where they're very generous, Joe Rogan. You can't do that. When you come over to my house with your daughters, I can't. First thing they do is put a 50 in everybody's hand. So now the girls know whenever they come over, Uncle Joey's, they get a 50. So even after you're not around, they'll come over. When they're 14 and they're going to go to Hollywood, they'll come over by Uncle Joey.
Starting point is 01:09:08 Where are you girls going? You girls got money? Here's 50. So I had people giving me money because it's a karma-based business. The more I, my mother would hit the number for 10,000, she'd give away eight. Really? Yeah, because that's the generosity part of it. It's part of the community. It's part of the community.
Starting point is 01:09:25 It's part of the whole thing. Yeah, that's the thing you were talking about, the communal part of it. And I think that was even more pronounced with the Cubans because of the history of Bolita and the cultural significance of Bolita going back to Cuba. That's something they brought with them to the United States. And it was just, you know, like I said, it wasn't seen as a criminal I said it wasn't seen as a as a criminal thing it wasn't seen as a violent criminal thing now what happens with Jose Miguel Battle is at a certain point 1985 he moves from Union City to Miami and he moves the hierarchy of the organization to Miami but the money's still being made in New York City. The organization is as strong as ever, and the money's
Starting point is 01:10:06 being made in the five boroughs of New York. And it's being shipped down to Miami, where this guy now lives like a gentleman farmer on an estate. He surrounds himself with mamay trees. Mamay is a fruit from Cuba that he associated... He's had the shake.
Starting point is 01:10:22 I remember him showing the shake. Oh, yeah, it's a wonderful fruit, beautiful fruit. Oh, great milkshake. So he associated. He's had the shake. Oh yeah, it's wonderful fruit, beautiful fruit. Great milkshake. So he associated with his childhood. So the first thing he does is he surrounds his estate down in Miami with this fruit from his childhood. And he lives down there now far removed from New York. Meanwhile, back in New York, a war breaks out between the Italians and the Cubans over this thing called the two block rule. When the Cubans and the Italians formed their alliance, they established a rule that you couldn't open, nobody could open up a bolita spot closer than two blocks to a pre-existing bolita spot. Somebody violated that rule. I don't even know after investigating it who violated
Starting point is 01:11:01 that rule, but that rule got violated and it turned into a nasty uh war an arson war they started firebombing each other's spots and a lot of innocent people got killed man incinerated a four-year-old girl got killed uh it became horrific it lasted for about eight or nine months there was something like 70 murders maybe 25 fire bombombings at different Bolita spots. It got so ugly, it brought down the heat of the feds. Nobody could ignore this corporation thing anymore. So it brought a lot of unwanted attention. Do they know who initially started it off?
Starting point is 01:11:38 Who violated it? Yeah, he became a snitch and told the whole story. So the guy who violated it? Oh, not the guy who violated it, but the guy who became the number one arsonist and set up the whole campaign of arson, he became a snitch and told the whole thing, chapter and verse. So it was basically just one cocky person just decided, fuck this two-block rule.
Starting point is 01:11:57 Well, he was probably authorized by his bosses to do it. Yeah, go over and burn that spot. We'll show them. And then that happened, and then the response was well we'll show them go burn his spot but burning the spot came out of someone violating the original deal yes two blocks away well that's that was the reason the first burning happened do they know who the guy was that started the first they had a sit down they had a sit down about it here's how failed it was the Italians and the? They had a sit down about it. Here's how failed it was. The Italians and the Cubans
Starting point is 01:12:26 had a major sit down about it to discuss it, to try to resolve it, to keep it from exploding into a war. At that sit down they didn't resolve anything and after they came out of the restaurant where the sit down took place, a drive-by shooting occurred and one of the Cubans got
Starting point is 01:12:41 shot at the restaurant coming out of the sit-down. And then the war was on, man. It was on. Like Battle said, we're at war with the Italians. That's what he said with his people. And Battle was ready for it, man. He was good to go. I mean, he was ready for that war. He seemed to want it. He seemed to cherish the idea that they were going to go to war with the Italians. And so they were ordering all these horrific, and you know how they did the arsons? They'd get these mamalukes to fill up a pail with gasoline. Not even a can, not even a closed can, an open pail.
Starting point is 01:13:16 And, you know, they could spill, and they took that pail of gas, and they'd walk into a bodega, a bolita spot, and they'd dump it on the floor and light it on fire. And whoever happened to be in there, too bad for them. And people would die a horrible death. They got incinerated. I have some pictures in the book that are almost too horrific. I had others that were so bad I didn't want to use them in the book. You put something in that book that really blew my mind.
Starting point is 01:13:41 You said that in 1975 or 76 in Hudson County, where I'm from, there was 40 car bombings. Oh, man, yeah. 40 car bombings. And I remember one. Bombings, not all car bombings. Bombings. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:53 In Hudson County, from 7th Street to 88th Street there, where you have Bayonne, Hoboken, that stuff, there was 41 car bombings. That's incredible. There was a time in the 70s in the U.S. where bombings, homemade bombs, were like the preferred weapon of organized crime. There was a bombing war in Cleveland over this Irish gangster in the 70s. It was pretty common. In Philly, too, they made a bomb with the nails.
Starting point is 01:14:21 The Sicilians were good with bombs. They did make a movie about Danny Green. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that movie called? Kill the Irishman. And now they're doing it again. Well, they're doing The Irishman, a different movie. It's fascinating stuff, man.
Starting point is 01:14:37 Now, did anything surprise you when you were, I mean, obviously you're well-versed in organized crime and well versed in these communities. I think the dominant feeling people will have when they're reading this book is the dominant feeling I had when I was researching it which was why don't I know this shit? I mean this is like really this is not only
Starting point is 01:14:58 a great story, really interesting but it's a really important history. All this political connection to anti-Castro movement and the role the U.S. government might have played in it, and the idea that this criminal conspiracy organization was allowed to go on for 40 years because certain elements in the U.S. government didn't want to go after them because they were afraid it would open the lid on the Cuban relations with the the anti-Castro relations with the CIA the politics of it that's that's that's not only interesting history it's important history to understand a certain social political
Starting point is 01:15:35 relationship between the U.S. and Cuba the Bay of Pigs the residue of the revolution that way the way that shaped the Cold War, shaped U.S. politics over a period of about 50 years. So I was like, why don't I know this? This is amazing. This is almost like a hidden history. I mean, I knew what got reported in the newspapers, but you lift up the rug and you look underneath the rug and you start to get into the details of it.
Starting point is 01:16:03 It just makes me so aware that what we're receiving as information on a daily basis from the mainstream media and everything is a version of what's happening there's a whole other version of what's happening that we don't see and you usually only find out about it 30 years later 30 years after the fact and that's a good thing to know. Yeah, I mean, it sounds to me like this is, I mean, I haven't heard a peep about this. I mean, when you brought this up to me, Joey, I was like, what? The Cuban organized crime, the corporation, what? What is this?
Starting point is 01:16:37 Like, this is not discussed. It's just not discussed. Well, hopefully this will change. I grew up in it, and I never talked about it because, like I said, I have a hundred stories where you goof around. I eat Lucy's snorkels, Lucy's pussy. There's a lot of shit I say in that. I don't say it because
Starting point is 01:16:54 number one, you're not going to believe me. And number two, it's not my position. I was raised, it's not for me to say. Do you know what I'm saying? But I saw that as a child. And then what made it worse for me was moving to North Bergen. Once I moved to North Bergen,
Starting point is 01:17:10 I saw what they were doing in Union City in a bigger way, which is all political. I saw things that'll make your tongue drop. That's why I don't give a fuck about politics. When I see people talking about
Starting point is 01:17:25 politics, I want to go up to them and go, if you knew what you were talking about, you wouldn't say a word because you have no idea what real politics means, how it works. If it works like that in a micro system, I can't imagine in a real. So I don't want to pay attention to it. Now, Joey, let me ask you a real. So I don't want to pay attention to it. Now, Joey, let me ask you a question. Go ahead. Because Joey and I connected when I had more or less written this book already. If I had come to you way back at the beginning of this, out of the blue,
Starting point is 01:17:57 all of a sudden this guy, T.J. English, I don't know, I guess you knew the Westies, so you knew who I was, you knew I was legit. Yes, yes. If I had contacted you and said, will you talk to me about this history, would you have done that? With everything, it would take a week to debrief me. So you would have been ready and willing. I would have told you.
Starting point is 01:18:15 Now, you see what's interesting about that. Everything I would have known, because somebody has to hear this fucking story. He opened up the door for me. I have a responsibility now that I have another story to add to this. Yes, he does. I have the nuts and bolts of how this worked. Have you thought about an addition to this?
Starting point is 01:18:35 I think there's going to be a number of spinoff books from this. This is really... The book that comes from this is going to... People will tell their personal story. I will get shot. I will end up dead. Really shot i will end up dead really i will end up dead not because of the because of what i'm exposing we know who did it in in a you know you know i grew up when i was growing up the power in that hudson county was the waterfront g
Starting point is 01:18:59 that picture in new york city that people see thousands of people died for that waterfront that waterfront was controlled by Weehawken but everybody wanted a piece of it and North Bergen wanted a piece of it so my 8th grade teacher was the Weehawken
Starting point is 01:19:18 mayor you ever have a teacher that was a mayor why would your teacher be a mayor of a town why why why who's ever had a teacher tweet that was the mayor of a town at the same time i did and guess what at the end of my eighth grade year i saw atf come in and pull him out of there really he did 11 years okay what was he doing he was selling the waterfront okay what was he doing he was selling the waterfront he all that that they knew that was making deals there's a particular family that i will not mention because i won't even make it
Starting point is 01:19:52 to the 405 and they were buying that property up in the 60s no no they were buying that property up in the 60s they were posing as politicians they up $30 million a month now between four of them. And then sell it? No, no, no. This is from all the property they own in Hudson County. They bought everything. Jersey City, Hoboken. But they make their profit selling it, no?
Starting point is 01:20:16 No, they make their profit renting it. Oh, renting it. So the four of them, the four brothers, chop up $30 million, they go their own ways. Every month they chop up $30 million. They go their own ways. Every month they chop up $30 million. So I saw it from North Bergen. When I tell you the story, it was about Carmine Balzano. He was a cop.
Starting point is 01:20:31 He was a cop that I got invited into. He opened up his home to me. Then his son died, the one that was my age. So I became his pseudo-son. So here I am running with the Cubans during the week. They're talking about numbers and drugs and everything, and I'm growing up in a cop's house. That's also the driver for the mayor,
Starting point is 01:20:53 and he would do whatever. Like, I saw him handcuff dudes and throw beatings on them, and they called him Vinnie the Torch. They called him Carmine the Torch Balzano because his job was to burn your building down. The last one he burned down, kids were like, Mr., Mr., there's smoke. And he's like, here's $10. Go get ice cream.
Starting point is 01:21:11 I'll call the fire department. He never called. He faked a heart attack. So you don't have to talk to reporters. First thing you do is you fake a heart attack because you don't have to talk to reporters. That gives you two days to get your story straight with the attorney. You have no idea what I know. Because you don't have to talk to reporters. That gives you two days to get your story straight with the attorney. You have no idea what I know. Now, the reason I asked Joey the question about whether he would have been willing to talk is a lot of people reached out to me.
Starting point is 01:21:36 Early in this book process, the movie rights were optioned before I even wrote the book based on the book proposal. And that got a lot of media attention and I started getting emails from nieces and nephews of sons and daughters of key characters in this story and these were people like Joey who had kept this personal family histories bottled up bottled up 30 years hadn't talked to anybody it. And now they saw I was doing this book and they needed to get it off their chest. They needed to talk about it. I met these two girls
Starting point is 01:22:12 who were daughters of one of the guys who became a snitch, testified against the corporation. The family went into the witness protection program. These girls had never talked to anybody. When I went to meet with them in a bar, they weren't even sure they were going to talk to me. We were just meeting to talk about whether they were going to talk to me. I got to meet them. They talked nonstop for three hours. Once they
Starting point is 01:22:34 thought they could trust me, they couldn't stop talking about it. They had all this stuff they needed to get off their chest. We were raised not to say, oh, gods. Oh, gods. The first raid I saw on my mother, I was five. They sat me on the couch and raided. My mother had already thrown the coke off the balcony to the lady downstairs. The landlord had already called her and said the cops are on the way out the door. We lived on the west side terrace facing New Jersey.
Starting point is 01:23:04 And the lady downstairs, she would pay her rent and tell her, hold this bag. My mother threw it. They came up, sat us down. They asked us to leave. Went to 88th Street. 88th Street, we never got raided. When I moved to North Bergen, I would get raided. Before I got raided, the phone would ring.
Starting point is 01:23:19 It would be Carmine Balzano. Tell your mom to clean the house. I'd wake my mom up, tell her to clean the house and come over here. I don't want you to see what's going to happen. Cops would come and arrest my mother. I would walk to Carmine's house with my basketball right past the cops and it was that easy.
Starting point is 01:23:36 It was that easy. Do you wish you had rented to Joey before you started writing this? It would have been a different book. Why I enjoyed this book so much is because no matter how much history this motherfucker dropped on you, he let you know
Starting point is 01:23:51 who Jose Battle was. He kept you reminded who Jose Battle was. That's big for an author. He never got away from Jose Battle. When you read the book, no matter what type of person you are, you kind of get mad at Jose Battle. But there's something about Jose Battle you like because you want that guy in your corner.
Starting point is 01:24:12 If you knew Jose Battle and you knew that he got in the truck and said, I'm going out there for my men, that's the guy I want with me all the time. Why am I going to hang out with this fucking idiot? He gets scared if an ambulance goes by. This guy actually went out and saved eight guys. So he had that Cuban loyalty. That anti-Castro Cuban shit, that's big.
Starting point is 01:24:34 So growing up, there were so many things I wasn't allowed to say. I wasn't even allowed to talk about. Now here's how ruthless this guy was. Let me let you answer the question though. Do you wish that you had run into Joey? Yes, I do. But the thing that fears me, there was so much research to do in this book.
Starting point is 01:24:52 If I would have met Joey, I would have gone down a rabbit hole with Joey's stories. And that might have taken me off the specific research I was doing. So I almost, Joey's thing is like a separate thing yeah it's almost like a uh a sequel to or a sub or a son the son of the corporation sort of a spin-off of it and there's a lot of people probably who have their version of it like joey does that they could tell um so yeah but let me say about battle because joey's saying a very interesting thing how charismatic he was and how you partly liked him and admired him which was was the is the case of any good leader right that's what you want from a leader but here's how ruthless this guy was he had a guy
Starting point is 01:25:37 in his organization ernesto torres ernestico who he met in spain battle was on the run in madrid for a brief period of time when he'd been indicted on gambling charges. And there were a bunch of Cubans living over there. And they all hung out together. And he discovered this 19-year-old kid named Ernesto Torres who was sort of an orphan. And one day he tells the kid, he's going to mentor the kid. One day he tells the kid,
Starting point is 01:26:02 I've got a guy coming over this afternoon to the apartment. I want you to watch. He owes me $10,000. I'm going to scare the shit out of this guy. I want you to see what you do, how you treat somebody who owes you money, show them that they can't play around with you. So he's waiting for the guy to come over the battle and he's sitting in his apartment. He hears a pop pop from out in the street. He goes down, and he goes out. Ernest Tico, a 19-year-old, is there with a gun in his hand. He's shot the guy in the back seat of the cab, arriving to meet with Battle and killing him. And he says, Padrino, Godfather, he says,
Starting point is 01:26:38 You'll never have a problem with this guy again. I took care of it. And Battle's looking at it going, You just cost me $10,000. I didn't want the guy dead. But then again, he looks at Ernest Tico and he thinks, I can use this guy. I can use this guy. So Ernest Tico becomes what he calls his prodigal son. And he grooms this guy to maybe be the next godfather. When they come back to New Jersey, they come back to Union City, he sends this guy, Ernest Tico, out there.
Starting point is 01:27:07 And no one else in the corporation can understand Battle's affection for this guy. They think Ernest Tico's a thug. He's a killer. He's a street thug. Yeah, the organization can use guys like that, but you don't put him in positions of authority. Battle seemed to have a soft spot for this guy. He makes Ernest Tico a banker. a soft spot for this guy. He makes Ernest Tico a banker. He makes the other bankers bankroll, put up ten thousand dollars each so that Ernest Tico can be a banker. They don't like it, most of them don't like it, but they go along with it. A couple of them don't go along with it. Ernest
Starting point is 01:27:36 Tico doesn't have the brains to be a banker. He fails miserably as a banker. He's humiliated by that and so what he does he starts kidnapping bankers from the organization and holding them for money. Very self-destructive thing to do. He turns against the organization. He goes rogue. One of them he shoots. A banker he kidnaps and shoots happens to be Battle's brother-in-law.
Starting point is 01:27:58 The bankers come to Jose Miguel Battle and they say, you created this fucking monster. You brought this kid in. You created him. You gotta take care of it. Battle, being the say, you created this fucking monster. You brought this kid in. You created him. You got to take care of it. Battle, being the man he is, realizes that's true. It's his responsibility.
Starting point is 01:28:12 He hires a few assassins to try to take Ernest Tico out. They bomb his car in Union City. They try to kill him. They can't get the job done. Battle decides he's got to do the thing himself. By this time, Ernestico has fled to Miami. He's hiding out with his girlfriend in Opelika. Battle gets together his brother, one of his brothers, and another assassin, Chino Acuna, and they go down to Miami,
Starting point is 01:28:40 and in the middle of the afternoon, they find out where he is. They burst into his apartment. They engage in a wild shootout with Ernestico, and they shoot him in the closet of the afternoon they find out where he is, they burst into his apartment, they engage in a wild shootout with Ernest Dico, and they shoot him in the closet of his bedroom, and Battle goes in, grabs him by the hair, and puts a bullet right between his eyes. Now that's a boss. I mean, aside from the horrible nature of the act, that's a leader. That's a guy who takes matters into his own hands. He wants something done. He goes and, you know, does it himself and uses that as an example for the organization.
Starting point is 01:29:10 He comes back to the bosses, the bankers in New York. He says, you're not going to have a problem with Ernestico anymore. He says, you know what? He died like a lion. He fought to the death. He fought until he'd empty his gun, and then we shot him in the closet. So he's telling all the other bankers, I still admire the kid. He fought like a lion, but I took care of it. It's done. And, you know, the other Bolita bankers were in awe of this guy
Starting point is 01:29:37 because he had a certain ability to do that that they didn't have. Is this in the book? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's pictures of it in the book. What was the logic to take this thug and turn him into a banker in the first place? He had a soft spot for him. Battle was a sentimentalist. He took in stray dogs.
Starting point is 01:29:54 He'd drive around and he'd see a dog on the street and he'd open the door and he'd say, come, and if the dog come, he took the dog in. And in his home in Miami, as a state of miami he had like 25 stray dogs wow and uh they said ernest tico was like a stray dog he had a soft spot for the kid before i piss real quick you know in cuba the dog is a big symbol i told you st lazaro big symbol you can't when michael vick got convicted there was a lot of jails he couldn't be sent to because they had an Amakwa population. And they don't play when it comes to dog because their devotion is to St. Lazarus.
Starting point is 01:30:31 Like St. Lazarus, he's the one with the crutches that got his licks in. And then Rose from the dead. Ernestico, battle was a lot like you, bro. When people would say to you, why do you bring Ari and Joe Diaz on the road? Because I love these motherfuckers. And fuck you if you got a problem. Fuck you! You know what I'm saying? That's what he was. He was very loyal.
Starting point is 01:30:52 And... Until you turned on him. Until you turned on him. But you know, they almost cancelled The Sopranos. HBO got really pissed at The Sopranos in episode 7 when he drives his daughter to the school and he kills the guy personally Because HBO felt that bosses should never do hits that was he did that all the time HBO fell
Starting point is 01:31:13 HBO felt they were that they were that chase fuck this Ross Greenberg Yeah, they were that chase and said we don't think in real life a boss Remember he went he picked up the guy by his neck when he drove whatever, Willow to college? That, HBO threatened the Sopranos not to air that episode. To cut that, to make somebody else
Starting point is 01:31:36 kill the guy. That wasn't the only guy. Was that because they wanted Tony Soprano, they still wanted him to be some sort of a hero? Yes! They wanted him to keep his hands clean. Isn't that ridiculous? Because that was one of the more appealing things about that show. About that show.
Starting point is 01:31:50 He was a murderer, but you still liked him. At the end, did he kill Polulu, too? He tried to. He tried to. That's such an amazing story. Bro, they cut his leg off. Yeah, let me tell you. They lit him on fire.
Starting point is 01:32:00 Let me go pee real quick. Yeah, the Polulu story. Polulu killed Battle's brother, his youngest brother, in a dispute. Shot him in a bar in Washington Heights. Very public murder. I mean, an insult to the Battle family. So now Jose Miguel Battle is fucking livid. And at the funeral in Union City, he gathers his men together and he says,
Starting point is 01:32:22 you know, I want this guy's head on the wall. I want to be able to mount this guy's head on my wall. And he puts out a hit on this guy for $100,000. And this is in the 70s. So, you know, that's probably a million. It's probably a million dollars. Ernest Tico is the one that takes on, Ernest Tico and another assassin are the ones that
Starting point is 01:32:43 take on that contract. And they go out trying to get Polulu. one that takes on Ernest Tico and another assassin are the ones that take on that contract and they go out trying to get Polulu I mentioned before there's there's something like nine attempts or 12 attempts on Polulu's life they had a shootout in Central Park with machine guns in the middle of the afternoon holy shit guys with machine guns shooting with you know mothers with baby carriages and stuff Polulu got shot up so bad he loses his leg. He winds up having to have a prosthetic leg. They still go after Polulu.
Starting point is 01:33:11 When Polulu goes to prison, they hire a killer to stab him in the prison yard twice, two separate times. And he survives that. He keeps surviving. He survived so many of these assassination attempts. They think he's not human. They come to believe that he's got some Santeria spirit who's protecting him. So when you think
Starting point is 01:33:31 someone has this, I wish Joey was here for this, when you have someone you think has a Santeria spirit protecting them, you have to counter that with a Santeria spirit of your own. You have to have what's called a Bembe, where you create a kind of voodoo energy to kill this guy.
Starting point is 01:33:50 So they continue to go after Polulu. Finally, battle, as he did with Ernestico, says, I'm going to take matters into my own hands. I'm going to be there on this one. They find out where Polulu is in the Bronx, and they go on one night, and they trap him. Cars come from all sides. They trap him. He gets out where Polulu is in the Bronx and they go on one night and they trap him. Cars come from all sides. They trap him. He gets out of his car.
Starting point is 01:34:09 They shoot him in the street. They shoot him full of 11 bullets. He falls in the street, bleeding, loaded with gunshots. The last thing he sees is Jose Miguel standing over him, laughing at him. And then he goes unconscious in the street.
Starting point is 01:34:27 They think, great, he's dead. They're almost ready to celebrate. The following morning, they find out, nah, Polulu was rushed to the hospital. He's not dead. He's recovering. Now they're beside themselves. What the? They've tried everything.
Starting point is 01:34:41 They say, you know what? We're not going to give up. They hire an assassin, dress him up as a male nurse. He goes into the hospital, shoots Polulu in his hospital bed right between the eyes. They got the job done. He was talking when you were gone about how if you felt like a guy had a Santeria spirit protecting him, you had to have your own Santeria spirit to combat it. Santeria became a scam after all.
Starting point is 01:35:10 I was raised in Santeria from the age of five. I had little disturbances when my dad died. I was weak. They didn't put me into Santeria to be a witch doctor. Explain Santeria to people who don't know what Santeria is. It's a religion that originated in Africa, Nigeria, and then the slaves brought it over to Cuba. They hid it from the plantation owners through Catholicism.
Starting point is 01:35:33 So that's why there's a lot of cross. It's kind of a mixture of African and Catholic. Catholic religion. When I was five, I was brought up to 148th Street, and this lady had a collie, a dog, and I loved the collie. I loved dogs, and I was allergic up to 148th Street, and this lady had a collie, a dog, and I loved the collie. I loved dogs, and I was allergic to them. So while I was playing with the dog, she would talk to me,
Starting point is 01:35:51 and I fell in love with this woman. I fell in love with her. She was like my mother. And then as I got older, when they asked me, do you want this, do you want that, do you want to get the Aligua, which is the first one you get, Aligua and Ogun, Yoro, Gua, which is the first one you get? L.A. Gua and Ogun, Yoro Mero, those are the first things you get, and you put them by your door, and they guarantee your safety. For me, it was health.
Starting point is 01:36:15 That big black woman is my godmother, okay? And then after that, when I was six, they finally said they were going to initiate me and my mother because my spirit took my father. Wow. So they wanted my godmother. They wanted me and my mother to be twins in the Santeria. So I made Saint on 148th Street and Broadway. But for me, it wasn't to be a killer or to be anything like that.
Starting point is 01:36:44 I can't carry guns. I can't go in cars with strange people. I can't do business with three people. I can't say, I hope Jamie fucking gets hit by a car. I'm not allowed to say all those things. I don't use it the way in the late 70s. Why can't you do business with three people? Because two of them will sidle up against you.
Starting point is 01:37:02 And that's the same thing that happened to me on my kidnapping. I robbed somebody with three people. I can of them will sidle up against you. And that's the same thing that happened to me on my kidnapping. I robbed somebody with three people. I can't stay in anything. Look at my life now. Look at my life when I was swore on white powder. My saint in my head is controlled. That's why I always wear a white t-shirt on Mondays. It's a day of the spirit. What? You always wear a white t-shirt
Starting point is 01:37:20 on Monday? Yeah. Look at my shoes. They're white on white. Always? When I step out of the shower, I walk onto a white shower mat every day. Every day. Every day. I'm still very Santeria in my head.
Starting point is 01:37:34 I wasn't when I was doing the coke because I knew I wasn't allowed to. What happened in the mid-70s with Santeria was I would pay you to tell me what you wanted to hear. Listen, I got a big cargo coming in from Columbia with 200 kilos. What would the saints say I do? It's fucking religion. They don't fucking transport blow, but these people got enamored with it. So it was like, you know, T.J tj you know i want to kill joe rogan let me put a spell so you're supposed to yeah write your name on a thing and then take a tongue and put it in
Starting point is 01:38:12 the cow's tongue like there was a big story when i was a kid for tati one of uh tati's story that he's in the book he's omega-7 that i didn't know this growing up. He went to court one time and his godmother made a powder. And before the judge went to make a verdict, she splayed the power in the thing. And the judge fucking couldn't remember what the fuck he was about to say, so they dismissed the case.
Starting point is 01:38:37 And she became a star after that. Every fucking criminal wanted to give her thousands of dollars. What was the powder? Like a thing they made. There's a movie they called years ago. It was The Devil's Advocate with Keanu Reeves and Pacino. Yeah. And there's one scene where he has to go protect the guy.
Starting point is 01:38:56 The guy's a Santeria guy. New York is prosecuting him because he's killing animals without a license. And he goes, watch this. He takes the tongue out. He puts the tongue down. He blasts the tongue like a thing. And then he asks watch this. He takes the tongue out. He puts the tongue down. He blasts the tongue like a thing. And then he asks the guy, what's the judge's name? And the judge gave him his name.
Starting point is 01:39:11 And he took the tongue and they rolled it with nails. And then they put it away and they go, don't worry about tomorrow. The next day at court, the judge starts to fucking talk. And he goes into a coughing spree. He can't fucking talk. Now that person looks like a hero. These were all subtle coincidences that these fucking spics were fueled by now. So now I got to have a big week, Joe Rogan.
Starting point is 01:39:37 What does the saint say? And you get four pieces of coconut. You throw them on the floor and the saint say, this is going to be your week. Let me give you $20,000. So now drug dealers started doing it. When Noriega got busted, he had Santeria in his closet. Fidel was well known for Santeria in his closet. All these dudes, well, you have a special room. You have an altar. I made a promise when I lived in that apartment that if a batala got me a house, he'd have his own room. Go to my house. My saint is in my office.
Starting point is 01:40:08 Really? Right behind me. I have an altar. I'm not Cuban. I have an altar. And I also have a... If you get into the Cuban thing, it will get you. It will get you.
Starting point is 01:40:15 It will get you at some point. So you, from reading this book, created an altar? I have an orisha. You have to have... Eligua is my orisha. It's orisha. He's a little boy. Why did you do this? It's a a belief system why did you do this because you can't really understand the
Starting point is 01:40:30 culture unless you embrace it on some level you understand it and live it unless you continue it even after the book oh yeah i've had people talk to me when i've thrown cards about you thrown cards about me when people have done readings, they have mentioned you in my readings. Really? That you're around, you're Obatala's son all the way to the end. What does that mean? Obatala's an old wise saint. He has 24 different passages.
Starting point is 01:40:56 He goes, my passages are Yaguna. That's the one you don't want around. Because they were supposed to put Shango in my head. But to tie me down, I was like, Shango, son. Shango means thunder. Whenever you see thunder and shit, that's Shango. The drum. Shango is a man and a woman.
Starting point is 01:41:14 You can't kill mice around him. They beheaded him because a mouse woke him up. And he woke up and, oh, it's fog. Look, I get sentimental. You have no idea. Shango is the drum, the conga drum. The is the thunder, you know, summoning the thunder. Yeah, so they put a batala in my head to calm me down. I'm not supposed to carry weapons.
Starting point is 01:41:32 I can't have knives on me. I can't get into arguments. My mother in the saint is Ochung. She's just a whore. She's just a—Ochung is the whore of the saints. She gave her kids to the my yada raise if you have problems with your stomach or you want to have a kid you have to pray to a chung You know but the women saints of worse than the male Saints You don't fuck around with the women saints because they will fuck your world up. Oh soon is probably Mary Magdalene
Starting point is 01:42:02 Yes, and yeah my yeah sent a message to my mother. My mother didn't do it. My mother died. Oh. You know, he says that there's another side to the story. And, you know, like I told him at dinner last night, my mother hid me for years. They sent me to Sacred Heart School
Starting point is 01:42:20 for boys. Yeah, she sent me there to go to education. But she sent me there because there was a lot of shit she didn't want me to see at that time. And when I got out of Catholic school, I was introduced to it. And one of the things I got introduced in one night was the end of Union City. The end of that political era where everything was running smooth came to an end like in 76. That's when allegations started to come up because there was two cops that would shake my mother down. Very decent people. They would come in. One guy came well-dressed, would have a drink, talk to my mother in Spanish. My mother would feed him.
Starting point is 01:42:56 It was a price of doing business, Joe Rogan. Now, here's how I knew Joey was legit because when we first started communicating, he mentioned the name of one of these cops. And that name is in the book. Frank Mona. Yeah. A well-known cop in Union City at the time. So I knew right away Joey was tied in. So Frank Mona came to your house and you had $200,000? Only $100,000 would make it to the police station. So my stepfather Juan wanted to kill him. He confiscated Juan's electric 225. That was like, you know like when
Starting point is 01:43:29 Tony Montana picks up Michelle Fife and he goes, Juan, it's a Cadillac. Let me tell you something. You could put a Porsche, the best Porsche in the world, and a 1975 Cadillac next to a Cuban, and he's going to take the Cadillac. Because that's a scheme.
Starting point is 01:43:47 That's American. That's what it is to be fucking American. It's okay. When Mona took that Cadillac from Juan, he didn't shut up about that for 10 years. He wanted to shoot that fucking cop. But that cop was a clean cop. That was a dirty cop. And he always busted my mother's balls.
Starting point is 01:44:05 But he wouldn't come in for the shakedowns. There was two other guys. Then about 76 this guy started coming in that kind of looked like Jim Morrison, Cuban good looking dude with another white partner. They would come in and they would yell at my mother. My mom had the bar, the pool table in the back, and then she had a main office. If she had to take a number or somebody wanted to play a number,
Starting point is 01:44:31 she rented an apartment. She owned the building. So she rented the apartment upstairs that had a line to the back. So you couldn't, you follow what I'm saying to you? So you could, she could go in the back office. I was in that back office one day and I heard yelling. And I came outside and this cop was pressuring my mother, saying, Fuck you.
Starting point is 01:44:49 We know what the fuck you're doing. We want our money. Now, at that time, Union City ran from 7 to 48th Street, and there was a bunch of bars. It was Club 38, Café La Tita, the Café of Artists, and Brindis. These were all well-known Cuban bookie spots, and this guy started torturing Cubans. And the Cubans were like, what the fuck is going on?
Starting point is 01:45:14 We pay, and all of a sudden this guy, but what pissed the Cubans off the most was that this guy was Cuban. His name was Nicky Gerardo. And he was, you know, whatever. And this kept on. And one day, I remember, I used to go to McKinley School, and I would walk up to my mother's bar.
Starting point is 01:45:31 And one day I walked up there, and every one of those Cuban owners were in there, drinking, fucking yelling, anti-Castro shit. There was one way before the Sopranos. His name was Boyotrite. That means sad pussy. He owned the club on 35th Street. Now, in Union City, you also got to remember there's a bar called the Bottom of the Barrel. And if you read any mafia books, the Bottom of the Barrel is in every mafia book.
Starting point is 01:45:57 It's where Henry Hill hung out, Dominic Monteglio, and Nino Gaggi. It's right there on Bergerland Avenue. So all this was going on in Union City. Union City's the real fucking deal. It's the real fucking deal. Now before we get off Santeria, I told you the story about
Starting point is 01:46:16 Ernestico, right? After Ernestico got murdered and they searched his apartment, they found a bunch of tapes. He'd been taping phone conversations with all the people around him. And he he taped some conversations with his mother back in Cuba. Ernest Higo knew he was a hunted man. There had been attempts. He was hiding out. In a phone conversation with his mother, like three days before they got him, he's talking with his mother. And she says, I know I'm worried. I know they're trying to get you.
Starting point is 01:46:45 I'm worried. I'm going to do a Bembe to try to protect you. And he says, yeah, I need it. You know, he says, I'm caught in the middle of a war of the saints. I'm caught in the middle of a war of the saints. And she says, I need some names for my Bembe. And he names the people. What's a Bembe?
Starting point is 01:47:02 A ceremony. Okay. and he names the people. What's a Bembe? A ceremony. Okay. You know, a ceremonial summoning of the spirits for one purpose or another. And she was a Babalau, a priestess.
Starting point is 01:47:18 So he gives her the very people who are after him, Jose Miguel Battle, he says, Chino Acuna. He names all the people who are trying to kill him so his mother can use those names in her ceremony so when the cops find this obviously the Bembe didn't work because they got to Ernest Tico and killed him but on the other hand when the cops found this tape it was like Ernest Tico speaking from the dead
Starting point is 01:47:43 and fingering the people who killed him. And they were able to use that as evidence. They knew exactly who killed him because of that tape. Conversation with his babalao. So how the fuck do I fit into Santa Ria? A couple years ago I had a read and some guy told me that you have a couple strong Obatala people in your life, and that's definitely you. You're an old, wiser guy. You're nonviolent.
Starting point is 01:48:12 You're very controlled. You're a lot more controlled than I am, which is more of a I glean towards the chango phase. My main thing is a Yaguna. A Yaguna was the young Batala. He's the one that took a sword and wiped it on his chest with red. And they asked him why did he like to kill
Starting point is 01:48:33 him. He said because blood makes change. Something stupid. But I don't practice that. My Batala is very calm. But one guy goes sees him. he's a badass motherfucker here. Didn't mention your name. They don't need to mention names to me.
Starting point is 01:48:53 Once they tell me, I already know what they're talking about. I already know what they're talking about. So I still go get readings. When I go to Miami next time, I go to my godmother. I still do a thing on my head overnight. This is the reason I still go get readings. Like when I go to Miami next time, I go to my godmother. See, this is the reason I still follow it. This is the reason I still follow it. You were asking me why I would still follow it. It's because once you get to an understanding of the idea that there are certain spirits within you
Starting point is 01:49:16 and the Orishas represent different spirits, once you understand that, that's not something you throw away. Even if you don't follow the religion anymore, you still have belief in that. You still believe in that. So my orisha is Eligwa. Eligwa is the saint. He's a trickster. Eligwa is a trickster.
Starting point is 01:49:36 Plays little tricks. And also the saint of passages. So people put Eligwa above their door because you're passing from one room into another room. And so you identify with that spirit, and that becomes part of your identity. And you can't whistle in the house. What? If you have L.A. Gua, you can't whistle in the house.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Yeah, I don't whistle. You can't go in the house because he'll leave. So you can't fucking whistle. What? You can't whistle? No. Wow. When I was a kid, I'd sit at the table and do... Yeah? You can't whistle? No. Wow. Like when I was a kid,
Starting point is 01:50:06 I'd sit at the table and do... Yeah, you can't whistle. And my mom would go, touch that fucking table and I'll break your fucking head because God lives in the table. Now, Joe,
Starting point is 01:50:18 I grew up in it. They made Saint in me. When I made Saint, it was in November and they did it up in the Bronx River. So they had to break the ice, and they were dark-skinned Cubans. And I'll never forget that they rip your clothes off, and then they take whatever your Saint is, they hit you with a number of water.
Starting point is 01:50:36 So if your Saint is five, you get hit with five things of water, and they dry you up, and you're freezing. And when I saw them ripping my mother's clothes off, I was about five, I'm like, fuck you black motherfuckers. And I started running down Bronx Boulevard. They had to chase me and bring me back. I didn't want to do it. It's an all night ceremony. It's all night on a Friday.
Starting point is 01:50:57 It's crazy. All night on a Friday. Twelve hours long. You sleep and then Sunday is when they read your future to you. And then for a week, you just live in a corner, white. They paint your head. You're bald. What? So I had to go back to school on Monday bald with a hat.
Starting point is 01:51:12 They said, he's not allowed in here with a hat. My mother gave the principal a small nickel, and I was allowed to wear the hat from 9 to 3. But then at 3 o'clock, I had to go home and change into white clothes for a year. Not allowed for a year. I had to dress in white. Not white clothes for a year. For a year? I had to dress in white. For a year? A year. So for my cause, I would just have to wear white underwear, white socks, and white T-shirt.
Starting point is 01:51:33 Because I was a kid. I can't keep wearing fucking white every day. I'm ripping shit. Right. So now your hair has to grow back. So when I walk into it, there's a ton of santeria in L.A. Really? I don't deal with it at all. Because it's all the same thing like everything else in L.A.
Starting point is 01:51:49 It's a bunch of white people who didn't grow up in it. And there's a hot black guy, and they want to really just suck his dick. And he's telling them about spirits. I saw a video today. I saw a video today. I don't want to make shame on them. It's all confusing. It's like those white chicks that suck that Hindu dick when they go to hot yoga.
Starting point is 01:52:06 Yes. You know that guy that sucked out of it. Bikram. Bikram. Bikram is a pig. He got a bunch of white chicks with hummus flavor in their mouth from sucking that Bikram dick. He gets to me inside. You suck that fucking dick.
Starting point is 01:52:21 That smells like hummus chips. You know. And that's what it is in L.A. Like, I've been invited to two parties. First time I went, you know who was in there? Who? Fucking the dude from, that played Idi Amin. Who the fuck played Idi Amin?
Starting point is 01:52:36 Forest? Forrest Whitaker. Forrest Whitaker. Big Santorini. Is he? Big. Really? The chick that won Miss America for eating pussy from behind.
Starting point is 01:52:45 She's in the Santeria? They're all in the Santeria. Oh, Vanessa. Vanessa Williams. Yeah. But it's not my Santeria. I grew up in a Cuban Santeria. You shut your fucking mouth.
Starting point is 01:52:55 It's a different Santeria because it's African but it's not Cuban. Is it Mexican influence? No, no, no. This is white influence. It's just white. It's watered down. I love it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:53:04 Let's dance to the spirits. It's watered down. Look love it. Oh, my God. Let's dance to the spirits. It's watered down. Look at that. Look at Forrest. It's very watered down. Yeah. And look at the guy from Danny Glover. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:12 And Forrest Whitaker dressed up like fucking monks. That's crazy. I don't do it. I don't pop a plate. That's hilarious. I came up under the very strict shut your mouth. Nobody needs to know your fucking business. Look at these two.
Starting point is 01:53:26 They're playing a role. It was hysterical. This is what it is here. It's more of a, you know, like whenever I, the guy that gives me the reads is tremendous. I'm going to tell you this man to man. Tremendous. Really? Tremendous. I even took Duncan to him. Tremendous. Really? Tremendous.
Starting point is 01:53:45 I even took Duncan to him. Tremendous. You took Duncan to him? Oh, yeah. I took Duncan to him. We had him on the podcast and everything. The problem with him is I don't like the people around him. He has too many people that don't know.
Starting point is 01:53:59 When I joined this, I knew what I was getting myself into. Right. You know what I'm saying? I knew. I knew. I liked it. It had nothing to do with my mother. It was to do with my godmother. It was my relationship with her.
Starting point is 01:54:10 In fact, my mother couldn't even say shit to me in front of my godmother. In 85, when I moved in with the Benders, I couldn't bring my Santa Ria shit with them. They're fucking Italians. So I left it with this gay guy named shit with them. They're fucking Italians.
Starting point is 01:54:25 So I left it with this gay guy named Martin the Fag, Mantiga Maricón. He sold coke at night. He was a seamstress in the daytime for a big New York play. But when I was a kid, he would go to CBGB's every night and sell coke. All these fags walking around today should give thanks to Martin. Because he was getting his teeth knocked out and black eyes back in the 70s because he was gay. But I liked Martin. I left my saints with Martin.
Starting point is 01:54:51 And then years later, I ended up robbing Martin in my cocaine fucking hell. So my godmother asked me in 1985, where's your saints? I go, they're at Martin's house. She goes, you know you're not supposed to have your saints at a gay man's house. I'll go get them. Listen to me. I never saw my godmother again after 95. I talked to Duncan about Santeria, and some company approached me from London, and I did their Santeria podcast, and I got an email on Twitter. We know who has your Saints. They're in Miami. 34 years later, I flew to Miami. I got my
Starting point is 01:55:27 saints. You flew to get them. I flew to get them. I shipped them back. You know how my godmother got them to Miami? Out. On a bus. Whoa. So six cases on a bus with all your future and your stuff. I got my notebook. And if you look at my notebook, I'll bring my notebook
Starting point is 01:55:44 next time. And you read it and you'll go, Joe, they knew shit. These motherfuckers. Really? Oh, yeah. So you believe there's something to it? Till the age of 11, I thought they were a bunch of hocus-pocus motherfuckers. But there was a lady on 26th and Central, and I grew up with her kids. Her husband was that big bookie on 118th Street. And once a month, she passed the spirit, and
Starting point is 01:56:10 people would go there, 10, 8 people who were invited. And I could tell this cop was eating away at my mother. First of all, my mother didn't lay down for nobody. My mother was going to shoot that motherfucker herself. She was that type of Cuban woman. She didn't like being spoken to that way. I could see it in her face. It was eating her fucking alive. And one night, we went over to this lady's party. The first time I saw the lady drink a bottle of fire water, you know, that 140-proof Agua Diente?
Starting point is 01:56:39 Mm. So I thought, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. She empties that bottle out in the daytime. So at night, I would watch her bottles, and they had the label, like they were sealed. Because my mother had a bar, so I knew if they were sealed or not. Bro, this woman would pass a spirit and then tell you what to do and what not to do. This particular night, she went up to my mother.
Starting point is 01:57:03 She goes, I know what's bothering you. And she took a white dish. She took a white dish that was just there and she took a candle and she turned it over. And she went like this, this circular motion under the candle. I was 10 or 11, Joe Rogan. At that time, did I believe? I didn't believe in dick. I didn't believe in dick.
Starting point is 01:57:23 I didn't believe in Jesus. I don't give a fuck. It's a story they tell you. She flipped over the dish, and there was a circle with a guy that looked like a beard. She goes, this was bothering you? And my mother goes, yeah. She goes, and she broke the dish, and she goes, seven days. He'll never bother you again.
Starting point is 01:57:42 Four days later, look it up. Nicky Gerardo was his name they shot him a thousand fucking times at a place called rapido taxi it was a front there was a taxi thing that was a front for uh cocaine they delivered cocaine rapido means quick they never had a customer in their cabs he went to make a collection they were waiting this is the one you told me about nicky girardo they said they got the witness wasn't no witness was the Union City cops who shot Wow because he went by it's like if me And you were partners and also that come around and start collecting from Jerry That's how corrupt the system and in the papers
Starting point is 01:58:18 They said he died a hero that he was shot by a street criminal and he was given a hero's burial No, and Joey says he was shot by a street criminal and he was given a hero's burial. No. And Joey says he was shot by other cops. Wow. No, they know it. They always knew. Union City was that dirty. Did you hear this when you were doing your research?
Starting point is 01:58:33 No, I didn't. Wow. I told him afterwards. Yeah, he told me and I did some research on it. Found out that the guy, I read the public account of what happened and it was quite different than how Joey describes it. It was the cops that shot him because he was taking food out of the air box. And that's what I was saying before about the story we see on the surface and then the real story underneath.
Starting point is 01:58:54 The real story. See, I know all those stories. After that, the political system, I mean, in his book, he has a section where you actually see battle. Go to the police station. and to make payoffs. Like, that's how easy it was. You know, Battle got arrested in North Bergen, in my hometown, so I called one of my friends. I go, do some research on it. They said they never even put the cops on him.
Starting point is 01:59:23 He owned the town. He owned the town. He owned the mayor and the police chief. And if you owned Union City, they both went to prison eventually for taking money from the gambling from... Yeah. No mayor... Jamie, when you got a minute, no mayor has ever
Starting point is 01:59:37 left Hudson County if it's not through prison. The mayor, the fat guinea, he died because he was 800 pounds. Every other mayor ends up in jail. In fact, the mayor of Union City is up for corruption charges as we speak. And this is what, 30 years later? I read that.
Starting point is 01:59:56 I read that recently. It's never stopped, Joe Rogan. It's never, ever stopped. That's why when people tell me stories, I wipe my ass. Now, and also this is when you say organized crime is diminished. Well, we're talking about organized crime. Right. It's still there.
Starting point is 02:00:11 It's deeply rooted in the system in certain jurisdictions, and it's not going to change. It's just crazy to me that you got so deeply entrenched reading the story that you started getting into Santeria. I was actually into Santeria. I was married to a Brazilian for 10 years. Ah, so they have a version of Santeria as well? They have their own version of Santeria. It's called Macumba. And what's different about their version? It's almost exactly the same. They have all the same saints.
Starting point is 02:00:36 It's the same thing. It's the same thing because the slave trade came through Brazil. Yes, Africa, Catholicism, mixing. Just the music is different. With the Cubans, it's a Roomba. All this wonderful Roomba music that you hear. There's a whole bunch of great music that grows up around it.
Starting point is 02:00:54 So you were married to a Brazilian woman. You get divorced. You keep the religion. Is that what happened? Yeah. I can't go to places like Cuba and Brazil because I get so influenced and overwhelmed by it, it changes the direction of my life. Really? I went to Brazil, the first full day I was in Brazil, I fell in love with the woman that I married and lived with for the next 10 years.
Starting point is 02:01:19 Wow. When I go to Cuba, it's dangerous to me because I'm so seduced by it. I'm so intoxicated by Havana, by Cuban culture. What is it? Well, first of all, it's the most sensual place. Havana is the most sensual place I've ever been. Everyone flirts. The women flirt.
Starting point is 02:01:43 It doesn't matter if they're married or not married. They flirt with you. I suppose guys flirt, too. Everyone flirts. The women flirt. Doesn't matter if they're married or not married. They flirt with you. I suppose guys flirt too. Everyone flirts. There's like sexual energy everywhere. The sky and the climate is just kind of sultry and sensual. The music
Starting point is 02:01:59 makes your body move. Joe, would you let me play a video for you to show you some of the dancing in Cuba? Sure. When women dance in Cuba, they cover their pussy. Because what I'm trying to do,
Starting point is 02:02:18 the whole dance is me baiting you. It's one of the prettiest things you've ever seen in your life. It's me coming up to you with this movement. When I played it, like Yoel, I was getting nowhere with Yoel. I was getting nowhere. On the podcast. Way before the podcast.
Starting point is 02:02:33 He was tightening up. So I had to play Los Papines de Matanzas. And once he heard that, I could see Nigeria coming alive. He even got up and kicked his leg one time, which meant we're on. Because it's so embedded in your culture. But in Cuban dancing, I'm coming up to you.
Starting point is 02:02:52 And every time I come up, and I'll go like this and go like this. And you've got to come and put your ass. But the whole time, you'll be covering your pussy. Because on the exchange, I'm going to grab your pussy. Harvey Weinstein would do phenomenal here's how serious I take it by the way what is this oh I love I love afro-cuban music Latin jazz so I'm hosting I'm curating and hosting a Latin jazz series in New York at a bar called Zinc every Thursday night TJ English and his Latin jazz explosion. So I get
Starting point is 02:03:27 to choose the music, the musicians that perform there, and I host the evening. Wow. You do this every week? Yeah. We're going to try to just keep it going indefinitely. That's phenomenal. So this to you was a natural subject to sort of engross yourself. Well, I had written, I had published the book Havana Nocturne, which was about the mob in Cuba in the 50s. And I really got into it then. I made numerous trips to Havana for extended periods. So this book was almost like a sequel to that.
Starting point is 02:03:59 Yeah, it was a nice way to revisit that culture, pick up the thread of that story. Because this one is sort of an answer. You get to the end of Havana Nocturne and you ask yourself, so then what happened after the mafia got chased out of Cuba? What was their response? How did they take it? I want to show you this woman. So here's a Cuban dancing.
Starting point is 02:04:19 Watch this woman. Okay. What does it say? What's the name of this? Watch for this woman. Watch it. See how she's holding name of this? Wa-Wan-Ko. Watch for this woman. Watch it. See how she's holding her pussy? Everything is...
Starting point is 02:04:28 Look. Look at this. Yeah, she keeps holding her pussy. So it's a... Watch Homie. Homie's about 90. Watch him move. So the dance...
Starting point is 02:04:39 You were talking about jeans, about... What was it with Yoel? See? He went to grab her pussy. So the dance is a seduction, right? It's a seduction. They're both, they're engaged in a mutual seduction. This is a crazy dance.
Starting point is 02:04:57 Jamie, what's the name of this? Show it to me. Say that, Joe. Gua-wan-co is the rhythm, right? Gua-wan-co is the rhythm. G-U-A-N-C-O. Gua-guanco. La muo... W-E-N... Muñequitos. Muñequitos. M-U-N-E-Q-U-I-T-O-S-D Matanzas. Matanzas is the province they're from. Wow. Watch how she grabs a pussy every time he comes close.
Starting point is 02:05:29 Now that mute does it. See, he tried to grab it. He just seemed to try to grab it. And she blocked it. Oh, yeah. They don't fuck around. That's hilarious. So the drumming you're hearing and the use of what's called the shakare, that gourd there,
Starting point is 02:05:41 and the chanting that's going on, you would hear all that in a Santeria ceremony Wow this grabbing the pussy shit is hilarious hilarious yeah he got his junk to occasionally but he's probably just checking how we doing down there see like he's grabbing he's like squeezing it to see if it's hard he just played with her he just threatened to grab and she grabbed it that's hilarious so it's very playful it's flirtatious right that and this is the culture there that's cuba you know it's funny in 1985 i lived in a building in fort lee and there was a panamanian woman and she told me that she went to cuba twice as a young girl and she wasn't surprised what was going on in Cuba. It was God's punishment. She goes, it was such a disgusting fucking place.
Starting point is 02:06:31 And then it was weird. A couple days after I'm talking to TJ, somebody on Facebook, I did a joke for my CISO special about Club 38. The owner, his name was Willie Vandy, and his claim to fame was that his grandfather had the biggest dick in Cuba. I grew up with two kids that had a claim to fame. One of them, his dad was the best pool player in Cuba, and Americans would go down, and he'd beat the fuck out of them in pool.
Starting point is 02:06:57 They played Chicago. Eight ball, whatever, Chicago. The other guy's claim to fame was that his grandfather was the guy in Godfather 2 who had the big dick and they called him Superman. And on Saturday nights at Club 38 in Union City,
Starting point is 02:07:13 he would, on Saturdays, he'd recreate it. And he'd have people come down and it'd be like a comedy show. $10 ticket and 200 people. He would get some coked out chick, tie her up. Two Cubans like that would play the congas, and he'd come out and fuck the lady in public.
Starting point is 02:07:32 Cubans would go crazy with the biggest dick in the world. And my joke... Cuban fucker in public? That was the whole thing? Yeah, that was the whole thing. That was a public fuck show? That was a public fuck show, but it went all the way back to Cuba to like 55. Like, the name of the place was the shanghai theater the shanghai theater and and
Starting point is 02:07:47 then godfather two michael takes they take michael there and all of a sudden he goes i would have never found this place if it wasn't for johnny ola and that's when michael finds out that he betrayed him so they don't show the guys wouldn't it have been simpler if the guy with the big dick was also the greatest pool player because he could just oh my god yeah that would have been simpler if the guy with the big dick was also the greatest pool player? Because he could just use his dick as a pool stick. Yeah, that would have been perfect. So they did this article about two weeks ago. It's on my Facebook, and it's called In Search of Superman. Joe Rogan, it was the most disgusting article I had ever read in my life.
Starting point is 02:08:19 That these white dudes went on a 50-year looking for Superman, and the legend of the guy with the big dick. In fact, Duval went to Cuba to the location, even though it's closed, just to see where it was and what the story is that us as Americans would go down there every week, and that was our first stop, to see this big black Cuban dude fuck the shit out of some poor white chick, you know, yelling and screaming.
Starting point is 02:08:46 The place was sold out every night. I mean, the guy was a gardener. The article is sensational, if you could find it. It's called In Search of Superman. There it is, Superman of Havana. But when it came out the same week that they said, what are you fucking crazy? There ain't no fake.
Starting point is 02:09:05 That's real. That's why they call him Superman. Now, you know, I saw a video of Superman. When I was researching Havana Nocturne, I found out that Santo Traficante had a lawyer named Sam Regano since deceased. But Sam Regano used to take a lot of Super 8 videos when he'd go down to Cuba. ceased. But Sam Regano used to take a lot of Super 8 videos when he'd go down to Cuba. His son, who's currently a lawyer in Tampa, told me that he had Super 8 footage of Superman that his father had made in the 50s. Superman at a private sex show fucking a girl. And I said, ooh, I got to see that. Could I see that? I mean, I think that's the only existing video footage anywhere of Superman.
Starting point is 02:09:46 And he says, yeah, but I'm not going to give it up. You've got to come to Tampa, and I'll show it for you. So I go down there. I'll never forget. He's a lawyer, too. He says, you've got to come at 6 o'clock after the office closes, so then we can watch it. And I get there, and the cleaning lady's still there. So he brings me in the conference room where he's going to show me the film, and we've got to sit there and wait until the cleaning lady's still there. So he brings me in the conference room
Starting point is 02:10:05 where he's going to show me the film and we got to sit there and wait until the cleaning lady's done because he didn't want to put this film on while the cleaning lady's in the room. So he puts it on, the place, the office is completely empty and he shows me this footage
Starting point is 02:10:19 and his father had scored it to like Wagner or Beethoven, like triumphant classical music and it's it's at a private show it's in somebody's home they had private sex salons in avana where you'd go to like some rich person's house you'd pay some money you had cocktails and then someone would clap at a certain time and you knew that was time for the show and everyone would sit down and superman would come out and he he this uh cuban woman who was who was small he was big and she was small and he's banging her from every conceivable angle it was the least sexy thing you've ever seen in your life i mean it looked
Starting point is 02:10:58 like uh it looked like some kind of torture really uh. And that was it. And this guy had this footage, which is probably worth a lot of money. How big was his dick, do you say? The dick was big. It wasn't. No, I say that because it wasn't like, I'm not sure it was even the biggest dick I've ever seen. I mean, it was bigger than my dick. It was bigger than normal. It was bigger than the.
Starting point is 02:11:24 Guys today, it's almost like athletes. If you go back and look at when Jim Brown was playing football, he was very impressive. But was he Herschel Walker? Athletes of today's era are different. If you go back and look at John Holmes, yeah, he had a big
Starting point is 02:11:39 dick, but was it Lexington Steel? These guys have bigger dicks now. They're more advanced people are growing the thing that freaked me out about the human species is advancing advancing but then that freaked me out about santo that i enjoyed from your first book of anna nocturne and i wanted to tell joe the story is that one time kennedy went to cast cuba as a senator and they were having some type of meeting, but fucking Kennedy couldn't focus, bro.
Starting point is 02:12:10 Right. He just like, you know. And they were like, what the fuck is wrong with him? And Santo trafficante goes, I know exactly what's wrong with him. Come on. And they tapped him on the shoulder, and they bring him in a room. He's embellishing this a little bit. Tell me.
Starting point is 02:12:22 This is what I remember. No, this is better. This is what I remember. I read that is better. This is what I remember. I read that, I guess, Santo, he sicked them on two women, Kennedy. Well, he set up a... They filmed it. He set up a three-way film. No, they didn't film it. No? They wished they had filmed it. They wished they had filmed it. They said...
Starting point is 02:12:37 They set him up in a room with a two-way mirror, and they watched it happening, and then one of them turned to the other and said, shit, we should have filmed this. This would make great blackmail material. Right. Well, like, Santo is kind of a freak. So how about JFK? Yeah, JFK.
Starting point is 02:12:52 He was the freakiest of the freaks, right? Yeah. Well, but you've got to keep in mind, he wasn't married. He was a young senator. He used to get this senator from Florida named George Smathers, and the two of them would go down to Havana. This was around 1955, 1956, when the whole thing was in its heyday. Florida named George Smathers and the two of them would go down to Havana. This is around 1955-56 when the whole thing was in its heyday. And that was a big part of Havana.
Starting point is 02:13:13 Politicians and businessmen would go on junkets to Havana, like, you know, paid for by the company weekend retreat, go to Havana. And they'd go to the Shanghai Theater and they'd have tris, sexual tris, and they'd go crazy. And it was out of sight, out of mind. It was the original, you know, what happens in Havana stays in Havana. It was a whole different country. Wasn't going to make the newspapers. So they'd go there and they'd rub elbows with Santo Traficante and Meyer Lansky. And they loved it. It was exciting. It wouldn't do them any damage back home. You know, it's amazing.
Starting point is 02:13:47 My mother died in 79 and whenever I did something, like if I combed my head differently or if I wore like an orange shirt, my mom would go, what are you fucking, Rock Hudson? And I go, what the fuck are you talking about, Rock Hudson?
Starting point is 02:14:01 And one day I asked, why do you always call me Rock Hudson? And she goes, because Rock Hudson, I don't money call him. And I go, what the fuck are you talking about Rock Hudson, you know, and one day I asked, I go, why do you always call me Rock Hudson? And she goes, because Rock Hudson, I don't mind. And I go, what the fuck are you talking about? She told me, she died in 79. My mom told me in 1978, flat out to my face, that fucking he was gay as could be. And I'm like, you know what? I've heard, I'm sick and tired of you fucking Cubans. Because Cubans, like they used to tell me when I was a kid that they smacked Bruce Lee in Cuba one time. That he went down there talking shit and one of my uncles smacked him in the face. Cubans will lie to you just to fucking fuck with you. Right.
Starting point is 02:14:36 So I thought my mother was fucking with me. She's like, Rock Hudson is as gay as a $3 bill. And I go, what the fuck are you talking about? She goes, let me tell you what I'm talking about, right? When I was a little girl, Rock Hudson would come to Cuba, and we would all go to the hotel. You know like when Michael Jackson goes to a hotel, and people come outside, and they clap. And he shook the kid outside the window. We would be out there, like, waiting to see Rock Hudson.
Starting point is 02:14:57 But the hotel guy would tell us he was up there in a room with a man. And I would go, Ma, are you fucking crazy? Like, I didn't believe her. My mother died in 79, 85, Rock Hudson comes on and says he's gay. Like, Cuba was just a hiding place for people that wanted him. But did your mother know that Marlon
Starting point is 02:15:13 Brown was fucking Richard Pryor? No. But I found out from this article, if we would have scrolled down a little bit, it says it that they asked his neighbors and the neighbors were like, no, he was bisexual. And his number one guy that was known every time he came to
Starting point is 02:15:30 Cuba was Marlon Brando. He was Marlon Brando, walking there with two showgirls, and then him and fucking Superman would leave by themselves. Well, Brando loved the music. He played bongos and congas, and he was really into it. Well, Pryor it. He played bongos and congas, and he was really into it.
Starting point is 02:15:45 Well, Pryor's wife was saying that back then they were doing so much coke that everybody just fucked everybody. Everybody. That's just so crazy. Didn't Mick Jagger fuck somebody like David Bowie or George Harrison? That was one of Mick Jagger's wives said she caught David Bowie in bed with Mick Jagger. I've done a lot of coke, but I never wanted to fuck you up the ass, Joe Rogan. You know what I'm saying? I've done a lot of coke, but I never wanted to fuck you up the ass, Joe Rogan. You know what I'm saying? I've done a lot of coke, but I never wanted to fuck another guy.
Starting point is 02:16:07 Look at this. In the story, Brando, who was bisexual, took off with Superman, ditching the dancers. So Superman was bisexual, too? Yeah. In fact, I heard he had died of gangrene. Gangrene? Yeah. And here it says that he-
Starting point is 02:16:20 He was infected. Yeah, he died with a lover. From sex? Oh, he slept around. But gangrene from sex? Well... I don't know how hard you got to fuck to get gangrene. Maybe he fucked a chick that got shot in the ass or something.
Starting point is 02:16:33 He might have fucked animals. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuba was getting dirty, bro. Cuba was dirty. It was dirty.
Starting point is 02:16:43 Oh, Jesus. And let me tell you something else. There's another, that whole society that he hasn't touched in on you that I know he knows about, and that's the Abaqua society. What's Abaqua mean? That's the brotherhood of men in Cuba. You'll see it. As soon as you see an Abaqua, you know you're dealing with him.
Starting point is 02:17:03 Yeah, I don't talk about abacua. They don't giggle. What does that mean? What is the brotherhood of men? I fuck with you. A couple years ago, you were living in Colorado, and I saw a kid with a balloon, and I call you balloons, and we do forever, me and Eddie.
Starting point is 02:17:19 You come up to an abacua and call him his nickname, you got a different situation. He'll pull you aside and go, I don't know you, and don't you ever fucking call me that outside the circle again. And when they get mad at you, okay, to prove their manhood, they beat you, throw you on the floor, pull your pants down, and slice your ass with a straight razor. That's worse than fucking a man.
Starting point is 02:17:43 Juan did that to two or three people. At my mother's wake, a guy couldn't come in because Juan had sliced his ass. And I go, no. This guy took me to baseball games. Juan, get the fuck out. He's staying. That's their thing. They don't eat pussy. They can't be in a room if another man is gay in the room.
Starting point is 02:18:00 Wow. Oh, yeah. But guess what y'all Romero told me? What? It's so dissolved now that there's gay men in Abaqua. 50 years ago. Bro. Bro. Some people would call that advanced, Joey.
Starting point is 02:18:14 That's progress. What's that? That now there's gay men. Well, yeah, yeah. No, no. Look at the Sopranos. They had gay men. But 50 years ago, when two Abaquas were in a room, you had to be on your best behavior.
Starting point is 02:18:27 They don't speak Spanish. Can como rojo, can como rumba. They have their own language. They have their own language. Oh, I know it. I know it. Wait a minute. They have their own language.
Starting point is 02:18:36 They have their own language in Spanish. It's like a patois. It's like a patois. It's based on African. Monina. I say it. It has some Spanish in it. When I call you Monina, that's my brother in that thing.
Starting point is 02:18:49 What's the organization of this group? Is it a cult? Is it a. Longshoremen. Longshoremen. They're the men of Cuba. They don't even eat pussy. They're such men.
Starting point is 02:18:59 And they can fuck other men. And other men can suck their dick. They're big in. What? They're big in prison systems. Hold up. Big in prison systems. What? Yeah. They can fuck other men. other men could suck their big what they're big in prison systems they're going to priggin systems what yeah they can fuck other men oh yeah i could i could pick you out and go joe you're no longer joe you're josephine go get a wig and put lipstick on by the way and i'll
Starting point is 02:19:16 fuck you in the ass and you're gonna suck my dick but don't you ever fucking think you're gonna fucking kiss me and touch me yeah and they beat you you can shut up you fucking whore you can fuck somebody else but you can't be fucked you can't be fucked by another man that's an abacua if a man wants to suck your dicks let him i remember one abacua he used to tell me a guy sucked my dick one time with ice cubes in his mouth it was tremendous i'm like what the fuck are you talking about when I was in the fourth grade I was surrounded
Starting point is 02:19:46 with abaquas you say hello a certain way yagwa like I'll show you an abaqua video how do you spell it A-B-U-K-U-A
Starting point is 02:19:57 here it is A-B-A K-U-A K-U-A what does it say L-A-B-A-Q-A what is it no no
Starting point is 02:20:02 it says frustrato I was pulling up there's a bunch of them here on YouTube. I'll show you the dance one is the one you have to see. How they dance, how they move. Abaqua, Yorubu, whatever. No, no, no. How about the second one?
Starting point is 02:20:18 Go to that second one. It's an hour long. And so these are just serious dudes. Put in Abaqua and then put in Y-O-R-U-B-A. And let me see what comes up. It's also African-based. It's also African-based. It has musical elements. Right there.
Starting point is 02:20:38 Right there. There you go. Okay, let me show you what an Abaqua is. And they're all dressed in white. They're all dressed in white. They're still dressed in white. They're all dressed in white. They're still dressed in white. No women allowed. No nothing.
Starting point is 02:20:50 Play some of this, Jamie, so we can hear it. No women. No, there's women singing. A woman will dance every now and then. Will dance to it. Yeah. So you see the Will dance to it. Yeah. So you see the woman on the right. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:10 Now see how the guy shows up? That's an Amakwa. Look at this fucking beauty. The colors are white and red, right? You will see red. That's the guy. They're the... Looks like the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz.
Starting point is 02:21:25 They're the... You know, just Man from the Wizard of Oz. They're the... You know, just saying that could get a... Right there. You have to salute with your elbows. Get a bad... You could suffer a bad... So I could go like this to him. Making fun of it.
Starting point is 02:21:35 When I see you... Making fun of it. Wow. If I see him, that's how I do it. Like this. Go. Give me an elbow. You touch elbows.
Starting point is 02:21:43 I touch elbows. Wow. And now there's actually gay men in this. Now it's diluted so much. Ah. It's been diluted over the years. But when I met Juan and Elio, they were two abacuas, Patato and Totico, a Latin band. Not the Cue, not the singer.
Starting point is 02:21:59 Not the conga put? He was abacua. So if you were abacua, you just, there was a code, the way you behaved. Very manly code. I come over here, there's a gay man in here, I call you out of the room. I go, do me a favor, get that motherfucker out of the room, or if not, you can't talk to him, you can't approach him a certain way. So has Cuba experienced a lot of progressive ideology? Have they changed the way they are?
Starting point is 02:22:24 Now it's very progressive. Now these thoughts... What's caused this? Because they really didn't have the internet. Evolution. Just progress. Evolution. Changing things. Progress. Yeah. But their progress, I mean, they were so isolated. They didn't have the internet, right?
Starting point is 02:22:39 They don't have the internet, right? No. No. I think certain places you can get it. Are they getting it now? I think certain places. Yeah, you can get it. Here and there. It's not great. It's frustrating when you go there certain places you can get it. Are they getting it now? I think certain places. Yeah, you can get it here and there. It's not great. It's frustrating when you go there because you can't. What's nice is you go to Havana and you kind of disengage from modern technology. I love it.
Starting point is 02:22:59 I mean, you couldn't live there because you can't really do business there. Right. But you just kind of disengage from. And is it easy to travel there now as far as flights from America? Yeah. JetBlue, like a motherfucker. JetBlue, like a motherfucker. It's hilarious.
Starting point is 02:23:10 Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, if you had a Cuban cigar, it was like a big deal. Like, don't tell anybody. We got Cubans. Well, that's still illegal. No. Because the embargo... No, you can have some of them. The embargo still exists.
Starting point is 02:23:23 Yeah, but you can have some cigars. You're allowed to have some Cuban cigars. See if you, what is the amount? I think you're allowed to have like 10. To bring them back. Yeah, you can't sell them here. Or if you can sell them here, you can't sell a lot. Something like that.
Starting point is 02:23:39 I'm happy he wrote this book because I knew the story was out there, Joe. We haven't even touched like i was raised by omega-7 guy like he grew up with my father so i told joey when i first met him and i was sort of almost done with this book i said i said when you read it you're going to need to sit down because for a guy like him, he knew a lot, and I knew he would come across names that he knew, but there's no way you could have been part of this and known the whole thing. Right, no, no.
Starting point is 02:24:14 Right? So you knew who Tati was. You knew he was a bad guy. He didn't know Tati was a professional assassin for Omega-7. I knew Tati. He killed. My mother warned me. My mother used to go,
Starting point is 02:24:26 when he picks you up at school, please don't get in the car with him because he's going to get shot one day and I don't want you in the car with him. People knew Battle and they knew some things about him, but they didn't know. No one who was part of it,
Starting point is 02:24:37 they thought they knew the whole story, but there's no way you could have known the whole story. I didn't know all this. You couldn't know. I didn't know all this. Yeah. It blew my fucking mind. I went to a dance with my daughter and I came came home, and the book was waiting for me.
Starting point is 02:24:47 You know how Amazon drops it off in front of your house? And they had ripped it. And there was other kids and other moms with my wife. And all I did was put it in my office, and when I opened it, I saw Tati and Munchie, and my fucking knee dropped. Like, it had hit me in the stomach. He kept texting me as he was reading it. I text him at 12 o'clock at night and I go,
Starting point is 02:25:07 you have no idea. But I didn't know that this guy used to go away every six months and his wife was tight. You know the story I told you about my mom would play cards and then I would put tighty-whities on and dance for the women and they would give me shots of tequila and make me dance. Nina was in that book. Nina is in that book.
Starting point is 02:25:26 When my mother died, I gave Nina my dog. I couldn't take that dog. So I used to go to Nina's house on 51st Street and cry in the dog house. Like, this is my dog. So as soon as I saw Tati, I knew he was on to something. Because Tati was my father's friend, and he was the type of guy that would come visit me every week. Just because he was my father's friend, and he was the type of guy that would come visit me every week. Just because he was my father's friend.
Starting point is 02:25:47 And give me 50 bucks and take me to the city to get haircuts. But his claim to fame was in the seventh grade, my mother told him, I don't know what I'm going to do with him. He's got some fucking girlfriend. He won't even talk to me. This guy came to my house and gave me a capsule. And right in front of me, he filled it up with Coke. And he goes, let me tell you something.
Starting point is 02:26:05 Seventh grade. Seventh grade. Seventh grade. He goes, next time this girl comes over here, you sprinkle this Coke on a pussy and you lick it. And I'm like, I didn't even lick a pussy then. I had touched it outside the jeans. That Coke capsule was in my drawer for like a year. Like in the back of my nightstand.
Starting point is 02:26:23 Right. I didn't, you know, I wasn't that it wasn't a drug nothing and one night my mom came home with three cocktails and she's like i got news today from toffee that he gave you cocaine where the is i got some of my draw i didn't use it she smacked me she goes don't you ever take drugs and she went and did it you know what i'm saying then she went and did it. You know what I'm saying? And she went and did the blast. But that guy, when I was in the seventh grade, gave me a capsule of Coke. Wow.
Starting point is 02:26:50 And said, put it on her pussy or you'll drive her fucking crazy. Like, that's how demented he was. The text I remember getting from you as you were reading the book, I was getting every 30 minutes or so I'd get a text from him, it'd be another name it's like i can't believe you have this name finally the last one was the text said nene carrero with an exclamation mark and a comment i said you bad he couldn't believe some of the names that were in there and i know that he it was must have been emotional i said this is going to be emotional
Starting point is 02:27:22 i was crying because there was two banks when I was growing up. There was Raleigh and Miguelito, and they were partners with Cheo. Miguelito, people used to goof on him. He had a pigeon toe, and they would goof on him in front of my mother and go, you know, he could be Coco's father. So Miguelito would always duke me 100 bucks whenever I seen him, but he had a Puerto Rican wife, and his name was Marlena. That was fucking hot.
Starting point is 02:27:43 And I guess Nene Marquez had an affair with her. And Nene Marquez was the barber? Yeah. Nene Carrero. Carrero. And when I was a kid, I remember someone made a Lito shot and Nene Carrero in the foot. He walked right into the bar.
Starting point is 02:27:58 And that's Joe. It had become the Wild West. Like Union City had become, if I shot Jamie, the only person that would come after me is Joe. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no cops. Wow. There was no cops involved. And it's like that today still?
Starting point is 02:28:15 I don't know about that. No, no, no, no. This was the 70s. But there's still corruption. Oh, yeah. They robbed from fucking everything. They just, when I went home last week, there was problems in North Bergen when I was home. I stayed in Edgewater, so I didn't even go up there.
Starting point is 02:28:31 But when the book came out, I got a call from Battle's longtime lawyer, a guy named Jack Blumenfeld, wonderful guy. I interviewed him numerous times for the book. Knew Battle as well as anybody. Defended him in a number of different cases over the years, knew a lot about him. I sent the book to him. He called me. I don't know him that well, so he was a little stiff. At first, he corrected some factual things in the manuscript, and then he got real quiet. He said, you know, it was very emotional for me to read this book he said because just all kinds of things kept flooding back you would use a name or you'd describe an
Starting point is 02:29:11 incident and all of a sudden it would flood my memory same thing that was happening to you when you read it the little detail would go oh my god it was almost like an out-of-body experience and that's the power that's the power of literature man And that's the power of literature, man. That's the power of, like, losing yourself in a book to where it engages your memory and your imagination that you're almost reliving it as you're reading it. You talk about 3901 Kennedy Boulevard, the home of Charlie Hernandez. Yeah, project.
Starting point is 02:29:38 You know how many basketball games I went into those projects? I used to go there at 7 in the morning and shoot 300 jump shots because there'd be nobody there. So imagine you're reading a book and you come across that address and it reminds you of what he's saying. It was down the block, up the block. Down the block was a bar named Ernie's in North Bergen. For years, you ran out of beer at 5 in the morning. You went to Ernie's and you pounded on the, and Ernie would go, what the fuck you want?
Starting point is 02:30:06 I want beer, Ernie. All right, what do you want? Let me get three eight-packs. All right, you should have said so. What are you getting emotional for? You could be 10, and Ernie would sell you beers, and they were the coldest beer in town. That was his reputation. Wow.
Starting point is 02:30:20 So when we were in high school, five in the morning, Ernie, open up. You fucking spick fuck. You better open up. You better at least want four cases, not one, two. Get the fuck. He would always sell you the two. But I grew up in those projects. I didn't live there.
Starting point is 02:30:35 I don't know how many times I went there to play basketball with. And Ernie was probably a personal friend of the mayor's. Ernie? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Everything was connected. Joe and I both know. Joe doesn't remember about who was running North Bergen at the time.
Starting point is 02:30:51 And like I said, when I became, I fell into that house. So whatever they got as kids, I got. They were real Italians. So do you understand? Like if I went to your house, whatever the girls get, I get. Who does that anymore? They got a motorcycle, I got an Indian motorcycle. If they went to Montauk for the weekend, I got to Montauk for the weekend.
Starting point is 02:31:13 If they got a no-show job, I got a no-show job. I remember having a no-show job at Harvest Man when I was, like, in the seventh grade, and the janitors hated me because that would get there, and they'd have all the desks on top of shit, and they'd be buffing our floors and i just walked past and we'll get my 80 check and they're like are you ever gonna do anything i'm a carmine dog i do what i want i knew you were connected i knew what i do what i want i was a carmine balsamo i did whatever i wanted to wow so listen let's wrap this up. This book is out right now. The Corporation, TJ English, and like I said, The Westies is a fucking great book. Once you get done with this book, go buy that book too.
Starting point is 02:31:51 TJ, thank you very much, man. My pleasure. This is great. I can't wait to read this. Thanks for having me. This is a really fun podcast too. I enjoyed it. Amazing, amazing stuff.
Starting point is 02:31:59 All right. That's it. Bye. Nice.

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