The Joe Rogan Experience - #1308 - Eddie Bravo

Episode Date: June 3, 2019

Eddie Bravo is an American Jiu-Jitsu instructor, musician, former UFC analyst, and is the founder of 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu.

Ejibra, you are washed. Getting solid. You've been lifting the weights. How steady are you lifting now? I try to get three days a week, but shit gets crazy sometimes, and I can only get two. Dude, if I stop for just a couple weeks, at 51, you start getting so weak. Even on TRT, everything starts slipping. Your body's like, no, we don't need to be lifting that shit. I'm sore as fuck. I've been rolling with little people the last few months. Like what kind of little people?

Hobbits? I wish. Shit. That fucked them up. Do you think so? I think Hobbits would be extraordinarily strong. The hairy feet? They probably have a lot of some kind of... No, man. I bet their feet are fucking so strong you can never footlock a Hobbit. Have you seen the size of their heels? They have giant heels, but I bet their lig Are fucking so strong You can never footlock a hobbit Dude Have you seen the size Of their heels

They have giant heels But I bet their ligaments And shit are different I bet Inside your That's weird Because they're all bare This is weird about the hobbits

Right They're barefoot They got furry ass feet They have giant feet Because you know Obviously they had to wear Those feet Over the shoes

But even in the books Didn't Didn't They said they had Big hairy feet Dude the shoes. But even in the books, didn't they say they had big, hairy feet even in the books? Yeah. That toehold is shit out of that. Easy toehold right there. Maybe.

Maybe. My thinking is if their feet are that hairy, they go, oh, Jesus Christ, what happened to that lady? Don't do this to me, Jamie. This is a podcast. Is that a person? That's a gout. Someone's got it. It was a gout inflammation.

No, man, that's real. Did you think that was a Hobbit picture? Oh, you did? Oh person that's a gout it's real someone's got it was like gout inflammation no man that's real did you think that was a hobbit picture oh you did oh that's hilarious oh my god google image got you again isn't that elephant that's an algorithm that's the russians they're trying to fuck with this show no what that is is bunions first of all that's a painful thing that happens to your big toe some of it's genetic and some of it is putting your toes into pointed shoes for like long periods of time. Like people who have to go to work, like ladies in particular,

they wear like super uncomfortable shoes. It smushed their toes up like that. Your toes aren't supposed to be like that. I've seen this thing on Instagram where they could fix that now with like rubber bands. Yes. You think that's real?

Well, they have yoga toes. There's some shit that you use that you can, you shove your feet in between these styrofoam things and it stretches them out. Apparently, that's supposed to be good for them. Vibram shoes is good. They still make those?

I run in those, son. Didn't they get sued or something? They did get sued. Propaganda? By a bunch of pussies. Really? Yeah, a bunch of people. I hurt my foot.

I used to wear them, too. Yeah, look, man. They're harder to run in. No bullshit. They feel good, though. I like them. I my foot. I used to wear them too. Yeah, look, man. They're harder to run in. No bullshit. They feel good though. I like them. I like them. They make you grip the ground.

All that shit came out that they were like a fraud. They were a scam. That's not what it is. I think they had made improper claims. If I'm not correct. I mean, if I'm not correct. If I'm correct. If my information is correct.

I think they made improper claims. I think that was what the word was the word was that they had said some shit and that people had gotten injured

like they said it would keep you from getting injured it's all based on this idea that you're supposed to run barefoot yeah they said

Mexicans run barefoot yeah Mexicans are like fuck you we got shoes but those guys up in the mountains that they're talking

about in that book Born to Run I feel like they have some of them made their own shoes with like tires. Like they cut tires and made their own shoes and they're running like a hundred miles up there. Something crazy like that. Like they have insane endurance and they live up in that mountain and they just run around. Oh, speaking of Mexicans, one of the main reasons you're here, I want to talk to you. It's because you're my favorite Mexican and now we have a Mexican American heavyweight champion of the main reasons you're here, I want to talk to you, is because you're my favorite Mexican,

and now we have a Mexican-American heavyweight champion of the motherfucking world. That's crazy. How crazy is that? That's insane. I can't believe it. Viva la Mexico. Yeah, Jesus Christ. I didn't know Mexico had a heavyweight boxer.

Oh, my God. Andy Ruiz is the shit. He is the shit. He's what America needs right now with all this border wall crisis shit, a heavyweight champion that's Mexican. Yeah. Come on, son. And one that's fucking good and one that has a big belly,

and he knocks out a dude who looks like he's chiseled out of granite. I mean, no one has ever had a better body than Anthony Joshua. You've only had a different body. No one's had a better body. He's like, what is he, like 6'7 or some shit like that? Can I see him? I don't even know that. Oh, my God. Dude, Anthony Joshua is one of the best built heavyweight boxers of all time.

And he's legit. He was the champ and all that. Olympic gold medalist, the champ, knocked out Vladimir Klitschko. I mean, he's a fucking monster. From the UK? From the UK. Okay. Yeah, he was the champ.

And he was supposed to fight Big Baby Miller. And Big Babyer tested positive for the mexican supplements ironically enough boom that's anthony joshua i mean come on son how tall is he because he's gigantic he's got a 12 pack because andy ruiz looked short in that fight six six shit yeah but that's huge Ruiz is like 6'2". He just looked tiny when he's standing next to Joshua. Joshua's a giant of a man. And just fucking jacked.

What does it say his weight listed as? 249. 249. I wonder if that was for the last fight. Because I'm sure with a giant dude like that, it varies back and forth. But, um, so I was out to dinner, and I get a text from Brendan Chob chobb brendan chobb hit

with the spoiler alert he said fuck joshua got knocked out and i was like no and i go what happened and he goes he got fucked up in the seventh round i'm mexican and he goes i'm sick i go you're sick i go i'm happy as fuck fuck. I couldn't wait to come home and watch it. I love when crazy shit happens. This is my favorite thing in fights. Look at that guy. Look at Reed. No disrespect, champ.

But he jokes about it himself. I'm trying to get him in here, too. Oh, that would be crazy. Look at his body. I mean, it looks like a regular dude. What if he got shredded? How much would he weigh? Why would he get shredded?

No, but if he did, though, he might be a middleweight, right? I would feed him on the sneak tip. I'd wake him up in the middle of the night with some great Mexican food. That dude needs to stay exactly how he is. See, look, he's got muscles under there. Like, look at his stomach. He's just got some body fat on him. But here's one thing. If you do have great cardio, one thing that body fat can do is it can protect you somewhat.

It's like wearing eight sweaters. I've joked around about this before, and people think I'm bullshitting, and I kind of am a little bit because I know most of the impact gets in there. But if you were going to fight a guy, and right before you fought him, he puts on a vest made out of fat and meat and stitches it up, and it sticks out like fucking 10 extra inches you'd be like hey what is all this what are you doing you can't put that on and then if you hit him to the body and he barely reacts you'd be like fuck i can't believe this guy's cheating with this fat vest think about

that shit yeah you have good cardio and you got some fat around your gut that shit might protect you look at daniel Cormier. Yep. Fedor. Look at Fedor. You're dealing with these giant dudes. Giant dudes who can fuck you up with one shot. There might actually be an advantage to having a gut. And that's not bullshit at all.

It's not ideal in the lower weight classes. Bring back guts. You brought back fanny packs. I'm bringing back guts. Dude. I'm thinking of growing my own. How great would that be? I'm tired of being healthy. I'm bringing back guts. I'm thinking of growing my own. How great would that be? I'm tired of being healthy. Barely hanging on. Tired of working out. Are chicks only dated

dudes with guts? That could be the new thing. Yeah. Dude, that was amazing. Are you kidding? Did you see that gif on Brendan Schaub's page of DJ Khaled? Is that how you say his name?

Who's a big fella himself. Climbing out of a golf cart with a shirt open. Let me show you this. I don't want to read the caption. See, my problem with sharing this is I want to know who the fuck made this. Because it's really funny. I wish I knew the dude to give him credit. Oh, it says it there? The creator of the GIF?

Can I see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it up on there for him, Jamie. Hold on. Hold on. Jamie's got a... Might be a problem. Copyright issue. Somebody else might have

stole it from someone. Somebody might have stole it from somebody else. You got to talk in the microphone. People are listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody else might have stole it from someone.

I'll just put it up, though. Okay. Look at this. All the big men headed to brunch with their shirt open today after the interweaves win. He's bringing back guts. Dude, that would be amazing.

And dude, he's super friendly. Like really nice guy. Thanked his mom. He told his mom after the fight, you know, we don't have to suffer anymore. We do. This just changed our lives. You know, it's beautiful. It's pretty.

Yeah, the last, I mean, I was crazy into boxing before I saw UFC 2. Once I saw UFC 2, I kind of just dropped boxing. But I was way into boxing. I had stacks of ring magazine all over my house. I wouldn't throw them away. I was way into it. And all we had as Mexicans in the heavyweight division was Alex Garcia. Remember him?

Yeah. He broke the Remember him? Yeah. He broke the top 10. Yeah. He was up there for a little bit, but he just, you know, that's the closest we ever got. Unless there's been someone else since then. This was like 1990. I haven't followed boxing at all. Well, that's why I was big for Mexican-Americans when Cain Velasquez was the UFC heavyweight champ.

That was the first ever Mexican heavyweight champ in combat sports. Yeah. Right? Am I correct? Yeah. It's weird though in MMA, people aren't racist in MMA really as much as boxing. They're really racist. Like boxing, I'm always going for the Mexican.

I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? Yeah, we talked about this, but in MMA, you go for the jujitsu guy. I don't care what nationality you are in MMA, you go for the jiu-jitsu guy. I don't care what nationality you are in MMA. Or I go for the, I want, well, like if someone's fighting Melvin Manhoef, I don't necessarily want Melvin Manhoef to win, but I definitely want to see Melvin Manhoef go Melvin Manhoef on somebody.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. You know, watching guys that are known for their knockout power. And I like watching those guys, too. Even if they're fighting a jiu-jitsu guy, right? I don't want them to win.

Well, that was why. Who was it? Was it Akiyama? No. Was it Akiyama? No. It was, who was it? Was it Yoshida?

Who beat Melvin Manhoof in arm-bardom? I think it was Yoshida. Was it Akiyama? I think it was Akiyama. I think Akiyama. I think Sexyama fought him with a gi on. Hmm. I don't remember.

Who fought Melvin Manhoof in Pride? See if it was Melvin Manhoof versus Akiyama. I wonder, man. A-K-I? Yeah. Sexyama. You could say Sexyama. Who koned him Sexyama?

Was it Schiavello? Michael Schiavello? Did he? I don't know. Who named him Sexyama? Oh, no. He wasn't doing Pride, right? He was in Japan, but I don't know if it was Dream.

No, no, no. Yeah. Well, he does one now. And he was doing all the shit on AXS TV. You know, he was doing a lot of shows with Pat Miletic. He's doing a lot

of different things, but he also does a lot of Muay Thai too. Yoshihiro Akinaki versus Akiyama. You got him with a submission. Heroes. Heroes.

Forgot about that one. Oh, wow. That was the K-1 promotion, right? I think so. Yeah. Wow. It's crazy how much this sport has changed in the time you and I have been watching it. Yeah, dude.

From when you and I met in the 90s when we were doing jujitsu and you were a purple belt. Yeah, I didn't miss shit back then. I was on top of every goddamn MMA fight. Now I'm just like, I'm lost. There's so many promotions though now. It's impossible. So many UFCs and it's hard to keep track

and I don't have time to keep track. Everything's streaming. I love it. They're like, what is it on? Is it an ESPN app? How do I watch this?

Once you get it on though, once you figure it out, once you get it, it works. And once you get it and it works, it's streaming as shit. So everything is on

the ESPN app. Yeah, so you can get it on your phone and I sound like a shill for shit. So everything is on the ESPN app. Yeah, so you can get it on your phone. And I sound like a shill for the company now. Hey, you work for them. But I'm not. But I'm saying, for me, when I watch fights, it's pretty fucking easy.

Once you get it hooked up. The problem is people that don't have their TV hooked up to the internet, which is quite a few fucking people. Then you got to watch it on a laptop. That's not ideal. Or your phone. That's not ideal. I'll do it, though. But that's the good thing about it is i've done that like i've been out

and i couldn't go to see a fight i couldn't watch it while i was at home but i have like an hour where i could sneak away and watch like the one main event yeah and i get to watch it on my phone i'll take that all day i'll take that all day yeah what about like what's that functioned mirror is that what it is oh yeah where you shoot it up to the tv yeah from your phone that's dope All day. I'll take that all day. Yeah. What about, like, what's that function? Mirror? Is that what it is? Oh, yeah, yeah. Where you shoot it up to the TV from your phone? That's dope.

You could do that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, if you have... Apple TV. If you have Apple TV or if you have Amazon, what is that? Fire Stick? Is that what it is, Jamie? Do you remember?

Yeah. Chromecast also. Chromecast. And there's probably a few other ones you could probably do that with, too. But they have, like, a USB slot, I think. And you just stick this thing in the USB slot. Am I saying that correct? Yeah, but you don't even need it.

Depending on when you bought your TV, it's built into it now. A lot of them. The Chrome thing. Which is interesting, right? It's like what if a new company comes along and they want to get built into that system? Because when you get your TV, does your TV have the option to get Netflix? Mine does. Yeah. You don't need an your TV, does your TV have like the option to get Netflix? Mine does. Yeah.

It's like, you don't need an Apple TV. It's like one of the options on the TV. No, on my TV. I have a- Yeah, it's set up. Yeah. I have an old TV, dude. It's like, I got it like in 2006 or something.

Damn, son. You got to upgrade. Yeah. Yeah. It's time to upgrade, kid. Hey, it's still a flat TV. I don't know how, like, then you need it. I'm going to go old school and I'm going to start riding a bike and getting a rounded TV.

One of them fucked up TVs with a dark in the corner. Big boxes. Big old box. Bring it back. You put stuff on it. Put stuff on it. Totally. It's a shelf.

Dude, the first time I got a TV, it was a big ass TV. My first TV that I bought when I first got on television, it was like 30 inches or something like that. I was like, look at the size of this fucking TV. It was giant from here to here. It was that big. And I remember sitting this stupid fucking- 19-inch.

Right? I remember sitting this stupid thing on the floor, and it had to be so far away from the wall because there was all this extra shit behind it. There was tubes and stuff and bazookas. There was like, you know, it was wires and everything and this big box and fans and stuff.

You remember bulbs? There would be bulbs in them. They'd have to change the bulbs and it'd make your TV brighter. Do you remember that? Yeah, I don't really know the mechanics behind the TV. I just turn them on and then when they break down,

you kind of... They're so cheap nowadays, too. TVs are crazy cheap. Crazy cheap. We were just talking about that out there, how much a TV 10 years ago would cost, and now it's like the same TV is like a couple hundred bucks. Yeah. 10 years ago, it was like $10,000, $15,000. I remember when I first moved out, I had a little...

Everyone starts with their little black and white had a little you know everyone starts with their little black and white little boxes you know what i mean you put a clothes hanger in for the antenna and the first tv i got was a 19 inch color tv she was like 300 bucks i saved forever for it but man that was my pride and joy yeah man no Imagine living in the days before TV, when they first invented it. It was all radio. It was radio and the movie theater. The movie theater existed first, right? I'm not wrong in that, right?

Yeah. How much after the movie theater did the television get invented? What year was the TV? I think the 50s. That's when it came in. The TV came in the 50s? Yeah. Bro, that's not that long ago.

Think about how much dominates people's time. Yeah. The first TV started appearing in homes in the late 20s, early 30s. Oh, shit. Wow. Yeah, I think color is when it was like the 50s or so. The late 20s. Hold on.

How many TVs had homes in the 50s? Only 9% of American households had TVs in the 50s. One out of 10 rich folks. Wow. Imagine just being alive back then when those things started happening and being some dude who thinks way, way ahead and looks at this and goes, whoa, where is this going to go? People in 50 years are going to look back at this time and go,

shit, remember when people used to actually open their eyes? We're going to be like in some kind of Matrix type environment. Yeah, for sure. Remember when people lived real life? They went outside, they lived real life? Yeah, stupid. Fucking dummies, man. We're so lucky. We could live anywhere.

Yeah. When VR gets so good that you actually can just live any life you want. It's inevitable. Yeah. I mean, they're getting closer and closer to it. If you look at what we would have seen if we were a person living in 1920 when they turned on that first TV. I mean, what was that like? Those people were probably in awe.

They probably thought, oh, now they can't lie to us on the radio now we got the truth in our living rooms now we got finally we got the truth we get to see what's really going on

in the world please bro in the 1920s you know what they thought you know they were like yes give me something to look at yeah

wouldn't you love to go back and talk to someone from the 20s and find out they're naive like what do you guys do all day like what the fuck do you guys do no how boring was life back then what the fuck do you guys do? No, how boring was life back then?

No wonder they were all into hopscotch and shit like that and jump rope. Yeah. After a while, that just seems like so much fun.

Yeah. Reading books and shit. Remember that? Riding horses. Remember when people read books? I rarely read. I get get almost 90 of my reading i get done in with audiobooks 90 yeah that's that's way easier yeah it's great to do while running too like it does two things at the same time it gives me some shit to think about that kind of like

propels me while i'm running the only thing i do i would do worry about getting jacked what do you mean getting cat by a cat oh do you worry about that man yeah i worry about that legitimately i've been hiking uh more than ever lately and sometimes we're on some trails where i have a rock ready to go i carry a knife it's a good move i carry a knife when i run it's a good move yeah it's not likely when I run. It's a good move. Yeah, it's not likely. It's not likely. People are like, oh my God, you're paranoid. Two people were killed by mountain lions last year, and a kid got bit by a mountain lion just a couple days ago. Jamie.

I'm getting over a cold, folks, if I sound snotty. But if two people got killed by werewolves, would you go out when the moon is full? You would be like, fuck that. If two people in Seattle got killed by werewolves when there's a full moon, you're going to lock your fucking doors. Am I in Seattle when I go out? If it happened in Seattle, where am I? In Seattle?

Well, the guy who's the werewolf could have gone on a plane and went to San Francisco. It's totally possible. Yeah. Right? Or just walked. But if you knew there was a real werewolf that was on the full moon, was possibly going to kill somebody. Sometimes he didn't.

Sometimes the full moon comes and goes and nobody dies because everybody's smart and they all stay indoors. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, you would stay out of the fucking moon. But you know the odds would be astronomical, just like Jaws. You know if you get dropped in the middle of the ocean, you know that it'll take... This guy has a fucking mountain lion.

What is that? That's not a mountain lion. That's a domestic cat. Is that a bobcat? That looks like a cougar. No, that's a domestic cat. See those ears? It's like a really wild domestic cat.

What is it called? See? Scary as shit See it's It hisses at him The guy might be a dick The guy doing that fucking with that cat Might be a dick

He's trying to get it to hiss I guess they have a good relationship It looks like those What were those two They look like that God damn those ears Holy shit Bro that is a What kind of animal is that? It's not lynx is it? I don't know Too stupid They have a good relationship. It looks like those... What were those two... They look like that, like yelling at each other. Holy shit.

Bro, that is a... What kind of animal is that? It's not lynx, is it? I don't know. Too stupid. The video doesn't say what it is. I saw lynx in real life once. It's crazy looking. Like a big...

These big, giant, fluffy feet. I saw them up in Alberta. Big, weird, crazy feet. Almost like they're wearing shoes. Very strange looking cat. Like a big old furry cat in the woods in Canada. It's so strange, man. You look at it, you're like, what the fuck are you?

You ever see a lynx? Yeah, that's not what it was. I'm not too sure what the difference between a lynx and a cougar is. That's what I saw. I saw one of those motherfuckers. I was like, what is that? Oh, they're fluffier. Bro, they're super hairy.

Because they're cats. That's what it's like. That one with the long legs right there, Jamie, that's like exactly what I saw. And it was in the snow, too. Or it was not in the snow, rather. It was in the forest floor, like green, too. And the feet are designed so that they can move quickly over snow. They almost act as snowshoes.

Like, so do wolves. Like, wolves have big ass feet and they spread out that's what it looked like we were driving down the road and we saw that guy on the side of the road and we were like what is that what the fuck it's so weird to see one in real life if you see it at the zoo you wouldn't even look at it he'd pass by that cage he'd be like what the fuck is that little fucking tiger's Whack ass little cat And the crazy polar bears But if you see it In the woods man

It's like The greatest thing You've ever seen in your life You're like wow Look at it Look at it Like a porcupine If I see a porcupine

And I'm driving I'll stop my car Like look at that Whoa Do they still Do they really shoot No no they don't shoot them They don't shoot shit

No no they don't shoot them No no no no Do porcupines No no no they don't shoot them. They don't shoot shit? No, they don't shoot them. No, no, no, no, no. Do porcupines? No, no, no, they don't shoot them. They don't shoot them. That's a myth. They just have barbs. So if you bite them, you get stuck up.

How crazy is it that everyone thought that growing up? Like in the 80s? Because kids lie. We thought that they shot you with thorns. Kids fucking lie. They probably tell their dad, he shot him at me, dad. In a cartoon or something.

Yeah. Yeah, that's possible too, right? Like everybody thinks Coyotes are stupid Yeah like Jaws You know Jaws pretty much scared 95% of the population

Out of the ocean Oh yeah Out of the ocean When the odds are The other guy just got jacked You heard about that guy That just got jacked By a great right

Yeah he got Well they don't know What kind of shark got him But got bitten Maui I think Maui That's a lot of tiger sharks, right? Yeah, yeah. Surfer?

Surfer? No, I think it was a guy staying at a resort just swimming. Died? Dead as fuck. They found his body? They got him. I mean, they brought him back to the beach, but he had horrific wounds. He died.

God damn. Just happened? Yeah, just happened. Yeah, man. Sharks are no joke. It's a terrifying animal. And again, if there was a fucking werewolf running around the woods. Exactly.

And a werewolf just killed a guy last week, would you go to the woods? Yeah, it'd be just like Jaws. If they had it on the news, no. No one would go. But the thing is that sharks are sharks 24 hours a day, seven days a week. They don't only on full moons become sharks. But what about guys that say that that's totally blown out of proportion they're right they swim with sharks they get in the in the ocean with

sharks they're right they're right i think the great white is the only one that i the divers those crazy divers don't get in the water with right but i think there was a lady that swam with a great white yeah there's pictures of a chick right we were we were um looking at her instagram page once young jamie do you remember that lady yeah man is it a trick like she knows things she knows if it's pregnant you could go swim with it or something you know like uh those videos of of babies playing with king cobras and then you you find out that they defang them right so they can't hurt you at all they take away their venom sack too i think if that if they have a thing i might have made that up what's the venom sack is that a real thing it's like a nut sack but it sounds like i made it up they have this shark tag brunswick the shark it's a eight foot nine inch white shark that's been just recently

spotted yesterday or today i guess in oceans outside of Ocean City, Maryland. Oh, yeah? Yeah, this is the way its Twitter account works. It speaks in the first person. What? What if it kills somebody? I'm sorry. He was tasty. Are they still going to keep up the Twitter account if we know that shark killed somebody?

I don't know. Look, if it gets hungry enough, all these assholes are overfishing the oceans. You overfish the fuck out of those oceans, eventually those sharks, they're going to turn on each other. You know, that's what's happening with snakes in the Everglades. Do you know about that? Mm-mm. Dude,

you don't know about the Everglades? Nope. Anacondas and pythons and shit. Mostly pythons. Because dudes had them as pets and then they let them go? They let them go. Eddie,

they're finding them now. They're 17, 18 feet long. Anacondas or pythons? Pythons. Shit. They're eating alligators. They a study they did a video of that oh yeah yeah they have photos of it and there's video there's video you can watch them eat an alligator in florida in florida god damn they're giant and they're they're infested so they did a like a biological survey of the Everglades and they were down like 99% in some animals like deer 99% marsh hare like like 98% 95% raccoons that kind of shit.

They don't see anything. Are they killing people too? Oh, they will. For sure. Some fucking rednecks have disappeared. And they just don't guarantee a guarantee. I guarantee that go. If you wanted to get rid of somebody man take him to Python country

Are they are they doing anything to control the population of these snakes so much you can do have you ever seen the Everglades? You need to set up traps. Are you kidding show? Show any robberies or no geniuses with that kind of shit brothers too many of them 50,000 of what snakes yeah, there's over hundred thousand Python. Yeah. Yeah, how did they count? Theyakes. Yeah, there's over 150,000 pythons. How did they count? They have rough estimates based on quadrants. So what they'll do is they'll take, and it's not 100% accurate unless they tag all of them, in which case they're assholes.

They should have just killed them. Because they're an invasive species for people who don't know. They're not from Florida at all. So they're just devastating the ecosystem. And they're turning on alligators. They're eating alligators now because they've basically run out of everything else to eat. It's a crazy fucking animal. So what they would do is they would take, I would guess, like a chunk of the Everglades,

like 100 square yards or something like that, and they'd measure the amount. And then they would do another one. And they would do it like several places and then take an average and then calculate all the square footage. And that's why they'll be pro or con you would think like hundreds of people would have been killed already no because i don't think that many people first of all go in there and i don't think they want to eat people i think they probably don't know what the fuck a person is where they see a rabbit or some other shit that probably looks like food people are wearing clothes i'm just guessing i know they do jack

people though overseas there's been uh horrible videos of guys getting cut out of giant snakes like food. People are wearing clothes. I'm just guessing. I know they do jack people, though, overseas. There's been horrible videos of guys getting cut out of giant snakes. You've never seen that? Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. That's crazy. Some poor villager. Yeah, woman missing. And then they find the snake and they go, we found her.

Like, they know they found her. Look at this motherfucker. Bounty hunter kills gargantuan Burmese python, gets $375, and earns our undying gratitude. Look at the size of that thing, dude. 17 and a half feet. What part of Florida? Like Jacksonville or something? The Everglades. Wherever the Everglades are.

North of Miami. The Everglades is a giant ass swamp. On the Gulf side? Middle. Like the both sides kind of depending. It's like a big swampland. Show Eddie an overhead view of the Everglades because the Everglades are fucking bananas. One thing that they found that was interesting. It's like all that.

Yeah, that shit. Yeah, so that, all that stuff is dense, dense swamp. That's just monster soup. The tip of the dick of Florida is monster soup. That's what monster soup. The tip of the dick of Florida is monster soup. That's what that is. You got some leaves. You got some basil. You got some leaves.

You got fucking snakes. You got some grass. You got some shit growing out of the ground. And you got fucking alligators and snakes in an aliens versus predator battle to the death in Florida. How would Joey describe the everglades listen these dirty white people with their stinky feet oh you want a snake oh what are you you're oh i'm a wiccan get the out of here the guy kicks his kid out of the house the kid can't feed the snake next thing you know monster soup shit i mean it really is down to these two super

predators battling it out to the death and right now i mean i don't see any pictures of the alligators eating the pythons do we have video of alligators eating pythons they're eating each other yeah okay so i guess it's just good at least everybody's eating everybody oh jesus christ man i think he's got a whole deer in his body is this florida yeah it's just everybody's eating everybody. I'm rooting for the alligator. I think it's got a whole deer in its body. Is this Florida? Yeah. It's the same article. Jesus Christ, man.

They can swallow a whole deer. That is so nuts. They're not even as wide as us. Imagine not being as wide as a person and you could swallow a whole deer. It says it had a 35-pound white-tailed fawn in it. It was eating 100% and 11%? Oh, 11.1%? No, no, 111%.

What? It was a 31-pound snake eating a 35-pound deer. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, they don't give a fuck. Oh, I didn't read that part. Oh, my God. That is so ridiculous.

Yeah, they can eat their whole body weight. But did you ever see that? You've seen that. We've showed that video of the frog. Was it a frog or a toad that ate the mouse? Sure. The mouse is bigger than him, bro. He just fucking eats it.

I didn't know that toads did that. I had no idea. This video, there's like the little white mouse is in this cage, just like looking around with this frog, and this frog just like slowly comes close to him, slowly comes closer and then SWAP! Just half his body.

And you see this mouse trying to kick and get the fuck out of there and the frog just like slowly just chokes him down. I had no idea. They ate insects. That's what I thought too. They figured it out. See, if people believe in evolution,

I believe in evolution. If people believe in evolution, why do we think it stops with us? Why don't we think these goddamn frogs are going to take over? Maybe like one of the first signs of it was this Pepe the Frog controversy on the internet. Maybe it's shots fired.

Things to come. These frogs are going to start eating meat now. The Trump frog? Maybe these frogs are eating meat. That's what's going on. How did that start? They're just going to get smarter. Pepe the frog, was that around before Trump?

Yeah, Jamie. What is this, Jamie? Oh, I've seen this. The frog has a snake in its mouth, and the snake's fucking attacking a cat. Whoa. Well, the cat comes over to swat the fucking snake. Cats are ruthless, bro.

Cats are ruthless. Yeah, it's just a compilation of frog eating shit. Well, there's one that's like super specific that I found on... See how he used his hand? That might be it.

See how he used his hand to stuff that worm? Look at this one. Here's one. Oh, they're only showing part of it? It's just, it's a bunch of shit. Like, look how he gets that whole to stuff that worm? Look at this one. Here's one. Oh, they're only showing part of it. It's a bunch of shit. Look how he gets that whole mouse in his mouth. Damn.

This isn't even the same one, so there must be multiple videos of... I guess that's a toad. Is that a frog or a toad? I honestly do not know the difference in that one, but this is a frog. I think frogs are like green. Frogs live in water, right? And toads hang out on the grass, right? I think they – when I was in Costa Rica, the first night I was in – I went with a bunch of friends and they had this mansion, dude, right there in the jungle.

Oh, we talked about it. I remember this. And the first night I doused my whole but i knew the bugs were going to come out so i was when we got there i'm like oh my god i'm gonna get attacked by bugs so i i went to the neighborhood store and bought all their off and just use it like like mousse all over my body and we sat we were sitting there as the sun set we were at the pool there was like 10 of us at the pool and as the sun setting, all these frogs just appeared out of nowhere. It was scary.

And the guy that lived there said, trust me, don't be scared. They're going to be your friends. I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, trust me, we're going to need them. I go, for the bugs? He goes, yes. So when the sun went down, we're at a pool in this Jay-Z type mansion at a pool in the middle of the jungle. And there's all these frogs everywhere.

And then the bugs started coming. You never saw the same bug twice. And it was like Braveheart, dude. They were all these frogs. You just see them attacking these bugs. It was like a war. It was crazy. And the bugs lost, dude.

The bugs lost. The frogs jacked the bugs? Dude, like those White Walkers, dude. They fucked them up, dude. Wow, that's an amazing video. It was crazy, and the bugs lost, dude. The bugs lost. The frogs jacked the bugs? Dude, like those White Walkers, dude. They fucked them up, dude. Wow, that's an amazing video. It was very entertaining. It was very entertaining. We were just sitting there going, holy shit.

Get those bugs. Fuck those bugs up. Why doesn't someone make a documentary about that? It's crazy. The war. The daily war in the jungle. When the bugs come out, fucking frogs eat. Wow, bugs and frogs

what a what a weird place to choose to put a mansion when i get you want to be able to scream and not get in trouble one thing i learned one thing i learned about that trip is there's the people that like that shit are the the people that will like they'll see a tarantula and pick it up and go and try to scare you with it and then the fucking eat it or whatever. You have to be one of those people. People like me who are scared of bugs, I'm not a jungle guy. I'm a snow guy. I just went to Lake Tahoe.

We went to Squaw Valley. That's my shit. Snow, too cold for any bugs. The jungle, if I never go to another jungle ever, I wouldn't give a shit. I had a horrible time the last time I was in a jungle. Brian Callen had a similar story about when he was trying to be a bug scientist. What's that called? Fuck a jungle. What you're trying to be?

Entomologist. An entomologist. And he was hanging out in the jungle with these people, and they had to put turpentine on the posts of the platform where the tent sat on. For the ants? Yeah, because the ants would be marching through the jungle. said you could hear them walking you could hear them yeah you could hear the ants there's so many of you could hear them fuck that fuck a jungle dude fuck a jungle that's why if you have a choose between cold or or unbearable heat. I'd always choose cold. Yeah. The thing about cold is, it's like you can get warm.

You know, when you're hot, you can't really get cool. It's hard. You can get cool in your house, but you could start a fire in your house and you just wear warm clothes outside and you just live smart.

Yeah. No bugs. It's like the challenges of, it's interesting when you look at like population in the world, because in this country, not the world, but in this country, all the places where it gets really cold, population gets limited. Like it's only going to get so big. But when things are like sweet, real nice, like especially like L.A., like, ooh, people just pile in. But I guess New York's the argument against that because New York's –

Phoenix, though, it's opposite. It's like super hot there. It melts everybody. Yeah, but people like to party down there. You like to party? there you like to party if you like to party you go to phoenix oh man that's where i live i live in phoenix open carry state the fucking sheriff our pile makes everybody wear pink underwear and pink jumpsuits and shit it's crazy i think if you look at where people live i think generally speaking white people people like cold and darker people like the heat. It seems that way.

Because if you look at the North Pole, looking down on it, all the surrounding countries, they're all white. Right, but you know why, right? Because they want to be close to the North Pole. Is that why? They want to be Santa's first stop? It's supposedly a magical place to the North Pole. Is that why they want to be Santa's first stop? It's supposedly a magical place, the North Pole. Well, it's because they don't get any vitamin D up there because it's hot as fuck where they're from and sunny where they're from originally.

And then as people migrated and got to these northern climates, their skin became paler and paler like a like a solar panel for vitamin d that's where you get it you get it from the sun so because they don't get much vitamin d because there's no fucking sun out it's cold as shit it's cloudy in england and ireland and all these places where people are really really white it's fucking cloudy all the time man it's cold as fuck so you're not getting that vitamin d plus your whole body's covered in fucking minks and animal skins and shit. That's why they're all white. They're all from the same thing.

That's what's weird about it. But there's also some growing evidence that there was a whole gang of different kinds of people. They're finding these new Russian people called Denisovans. They found bones of them. So they think there was maybe a bunch of other versions of human beings that we just lost in time. And then you're going to probably find it as people get further and further into DNA testing. They'll find more and more different versions of people and people. There's supposedly a lost empire in Russia called Tardia.

You ever heard about that? No. Yeah, it's supposedly erased from all history for different reasons. I don't really know that much about it, but it keeps popping up on YouTube. If I was a juvenile, I would make a joke about the name of it. Tardia? Yeah, I would make a joke. What would you say?

I'd say something terrible. Like what? Tardia. I can't think of anything. I wonder why they didn't make it. Okay. That guy Graham Hancock who wrote that book, did you ever listen to that podcast I did with him recently?

Not the recent one. Dude, he was talking about the Amazon and that hidden civilizations that were at one point in time in the Amazon, then European settlers or European explorers rather, came there and gave them smallpox and it burned through the entire fucking population, just like it burned through the Native Americans. Same deal.

It just wiped out these huge cities. People just abandoned these huge cities. And he was saying that at one point in time, they think as much as 20 million people were living in the Amazon. Then they had these really big established cities. So now they're using this stuff called LIDAR. It's like light, like laser, that they shoot from from a fucking plane and they make maps of the jungle cities They're fine. Very cities, dude. It's crazy. It's amazing to watch

Because the first European explorers when they went to the Amazon according to Grant Hancock in his book, which is called America before The first European explorers when they came to the amazon they were like oh my god this is incredible these they have these massive cities and sophisticated culture and they wrote back about it then when people came back hundreds of years later everything was gone it was all just engulfed by the jungle because all the people died off after the fucking european uh explorers came so the european explorers came they spread their diseases they came i don't know how many boats over how much time they wrote things about it and then everybody fucking died they died like a just like a haunted curse like they brought

a curse to a place and then the jungle overcame the city and grew through the pillars of the floor and just took over and now they're finding it through all this new sophisticated technology where they could scan through the trees and just get images of what the ground looks like. And then they take this image of the ground and you could see these grids, see buildings. It's crazy. It's amazing that they could survive in the jungle with all that fungus and bacteria and viruses and bugs and all that shit. But smallpox takes them out. Smallpox jacked them.

They weren't ready for it. They didn't have, well, it was probably not just smallpox. It was probably a gang of diseases. I mean, smallpox for sure killed a lot of people during that time period. So they assume it was smallpox. And smallpox most likely was one of the diseases. But I bet they gave them a bunch of other diseases too these fucking people had no immune system for any of the shit the europeans were running over there just and i bet the same thing would happen if someone from there went to europe i bet they have some weird parasites and weird shit that

if they could somehow i mean i guess you'd imagine like people that live in the jungle must be exposed to certain parasites or certain certain diseases or germs that they don't get in Europe either. For sure. Transferring them back and forth like that probably wouldn't. Like if they went and visited like a giant ship full of Amazonians went to visit Europe, they probably would have given them some strange disease. Yeah. Dude, can you imagine? I wonder if those guys brought anything back. I wonder if they got anything from the Amazon people and brought it back.

Vaginal parasites. How dare you? I can't believe you went there, man. Imagine the kind of sexual diseases they had in the Amazon that they were immune to, that Europeans were just dying for. Oh, the funk. Imagine what everybody smelled like with their assholes. What's the smell like?

Like coral growing on their dicks there's no deodorant they probably didn't use soap and you probably got used to it they say people are used to smells that's why people that live in those towns where they have a factory and everything smells like chicken shit or something like that

those people get used to it when you're on the 405 and you pass by that Budweiser plant it smells like it has that weird. Like almost fried. Yeah. Like weird fried food or something. Yeah. What is that?

And you drive into San Pedro and it smells like the sewer. You know, when you're on the 710 or the 110. There's certain places. There's certain places where you, like in New Jersey when I was a kid, I remember there was areas you'd grow by that had factories. And you could see the fucking smoke coming out of the factory they were just spewing it

and it would stink the whole fucking city would stink and if you lived there you just had to accept that you know if you lived there there's no fixing that that's just what

the town smelled like that was your reality it's crazy what do you think of 5G and all that scare? Do you think that's legit? I'm terrified of all that shit. It's scary, huh?

Yeah, because how much long-term testing have they done? Zero or negative numbers? Dude, they're putting them off. They're paying people off. Do you, is that what, when I'm driving around with my family, my wife is obsessed with recognizing plates. She's always calling out Florida, Oregon. She's, her and my son, they got a little game they play. My wife is obsessed with recognizing plates. She's always calling out Florida, Oregon. She's her and my son. They got a little game they play.

They're always looking at the plates. I'm always looking at cell phone towers and satellite dishes. I'm always like, yeah, all satellite dishes point to the southeast for some reason or other. And that's what I always check. They don't point to the north. In Southern California, that is. But that's just direct TV satellite. That's all satellites. All satellites.

But every satellite dish- Satellite dishes. It's pointing to the south. Consumer. Consumer satellite dishes. Every satellite dish that I've seen, I'm obsessed with them. Yeah, they're everywhere. They're always point.

They never point to the north. They're always pointing southeast. All of them. The great majority of satellite dishes that you see are probably like direct TV or- No, yeah, for sure. Most of them. I've noticed all of them. All of them the great majority of satellite dishes that you see are probably like direct tv or no yeah for sure most of them i've noticed all of them all of them but you go um it's it's crazy i don't know why i don't know why but also those uh cell phone towers i was on this website called um uh smart meters murder.com smart meters times fast. I was trying to remember. Smartmetersmurder.com.

Dude, you want to get your fucking head blown off? Go to that website and read the documents that they're pulling from different agencies, dude. Scary. What are you talking about? Scary. That weed is kicking in, Sean. You know what? You're going to have to go check that shit out. But it's like on 5G.

But you're going to have to go check that shit out. But it's like on 5G. But back from their documents from government agencies from 2001, July 2001, it was like this whole, I don't know how big, like 400-page plan for the world. It's a plan for the world. Who wrote this plan? The way you're holding that. Here.

While you do it, it is quite hilarious. It's the perfect, Like if someone was talking About a conspiracy theory And they had a blunt And they were just like In the full bore Conspiracy talk While they're holding the joint

It's so scary dude That I don't even want To talk about it Let's change the subject You know if you want To look into it Go to smartmeters.com Smartmetersmurder.com

But it's scary dude I have read I don't even want To talk about it I have read things Where people are Questioning the Like whether or not 5G is going to be healthy, but I haven't seen anything that verifies it is or it isn't. I haven't seen anything that says, I need to look into it.

What I'm worried, all told, is that I really think that Wi-Fi signals, all the various signals that surround us all the time, I think they have an effect on us, and I don't know what that effect is. I don't know if it's negative or positive. I don't know if it dulls the senses. It's entirely possible that it does something to dull the senses because it occupies an area. I mean, if we have the capability of recognizing the fact that there's these signals around us all the time, cellular signals, signals, radio signals, satellite signals, we're surrounded constantly by signals. Are we absolutely sure that our body doesn't have the capacity to recognize those signals?

have like a really clear method of taking those signals in and then translating them into visuals or into audio but because we can't like take that serious satellite signal and then and then have like a player in our head because of that we assume that we're not taking it in in some way that's what these that's what this uh uh report is about it's about but This is why I say this. Because when I feel the least foggy is when I'm in the woods. When I'm in the mountains. When there's no cell phone service.

There's no radio service. There's no Wi-Fi. There ain't shit up there. It's weird how satellites don't work when someone's in the woods. No, no, no. Satellites do work. But not in the woods, though. You get a dish you put on the roof of your car. That's a new thing that Steve Rine, no. Satellites do work. But not in the woods, though. No, in the woods. You get a dish, you put it on the roof of your car, you could watch TV.

That's a new thing that Steve Rinella... Don't our phones work on satellites? No. Our phones work on cell towers, but the GPS works on satellites. So your phone still works as a GPS unit when you're in the woods, even if you don't have any signal.

So you can find your way out with a map. If your phone was on... You know, there's people that say the GPS is also run by the towers, too. They don't need to go into space. You could triangulate your position from towers alone, but that's just a conspiracy theory. Well, you probably could triangulate your position from towers, but you couldn't broadcast to such a gigantic area like you can with satellites. You can see satellites.

The people that think that satellites aren't real, they need to talk to somebody who makes satellites. They're there. You can see them with telescopes people that think that satellites aren't real, they need to talk to somebody who makes satellites. They're there. You can see them with telescopes. They're up there. We have the ability to tune in to the very specific spot in the sky with a direct TV, and you'll pick up the signal. That's how you get the signal. You tune to the spot in the sky where the satellite is, and you pick up the signal. They're real.

People have a problem with fucking everything that's ever existed. Everything. Everything's fake. Everything's that's ever existed everything everything's fake everything's fake people think the reality is fake most of it is how many people think that we're living in a simulation really really fucking smart people think it that's okay that's okay that isn't crazy that's the craziest thing about all conspiracy theories like people that um uh are not on that side there's a conspiracy theory it's a side and then there's the people way on the other side those motherfuckers are totally into man we live in a computer that is hilarious that's not logical that's illogical well the the reason

why they think that is because someday there's going to be a program but there's no proof though hey it may be true it may be true maybe we do live in a computer right but dude there's going to be a program but there's no proof though hey it may be true it may be true maybe we do live in a computer right but dude there's no evidence no there's no evidence and these conspiracy theories of if you look into each one individually damn maybe it's true maybe it's not but there's actual evidence is it enough evidence to prove it one way or another who knows but don't talk shit on but it's not the same like government conspiracy it's dude i've never heard i've never heard anybody like it's easy to categorize people like that no same people believe this believe that you know but people what i'm saying no no okay for sure

i haven't done any service surveys this is all based on the people that i come in contact with dude i i would say people you know 80, 80% of my students, they're not conspiracy theorists. They don't even think about it. They're just like regular people. They don't concern themselves with it. Right. You know what I mean?

They think it's amusing that I'm into it, but they're not into it. That's hilarious. You know what I mean? But those same people, when you say, dude, you know, Elon Musk says that we might live in a computer. And everyone's like, it may be true. But, dude, there's zero evidence of that. That we live in a fucking computer?

What was the evidence? Where's the evidence? What did someone propose some sort of theory that proves that life is a hologram? It wasn't a hologram. That life is a simulation. Someone proved that? I'd like to see that. I tried reading this book the holographic

universe but i didn't get into it maybe i should i'm not saying it's not true i'm just saying there's that no i know what i'm saying is it might not be the same fucking people that you're talking about that do or don't believe but people definitely get rigid it's cool to believe that you could talk to people like you you know elon musk said it it's right it's like a cool thing like yeah you know you could be way on the left you could be way and just like oh yeah we might live in a computer man it's interesting that's that's fascinating to me i think the reason why they say that is because one day we will and we all know it we all know it we all know that one day you could be in something that's as ridiculous as what you're experiencing right now and it could be a simulation yes yes but they believe that's as ridiculous as what you're experiencing right now and it could be a simulation. Yes. Yes.

But they believe. That's already happened. Yeah. We're already in a computer. They might not necessarily believe it, but they're entertaining the idea. That's what the theory is. Yeah. We might be in a computer simulation.

Yeah. You know what I mean? We might be living in a computer simulation. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not saying we don't. I'm just saying, dude, there's no evidence of that.

Right. But the keywords might. So to just explore an idea, like, are we living in a simulation, it doesn't mean you believe it. I see nothing wrong with that. That's what I'm talking about. That's like a conspiracy. That should be one of the, you should lump, it's logical to lump that in with all those 9-11 conspiracies. Like 9-11, for instance, there's lots of evidence that it was an inside job. But that's a crazy conspiracy to most people.

But if you look into it, there's science supports that it was an inside job. But then science disputes that. No, but still there's evidence. No, no, for sure. But there's evidence, right? I'm not saying whether it's true or not. I'm just saying. I don't want to go into a 9-1-1 inside job conversation.

No, no, I'm just saying. I'm just using that i'm just using that as an example like as a that's a crazy conspiracy theory but there's a lot of evidence whether it's true or not who knows you know what i mean um i think it was an inside job but a lot of people don't and whatever but there's zero evidence of us living in a computer simulation we're not talking about the same people they might not be the same people that believe one or the other. They're different people. You're lumping them together.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not lumping. They're different people. I know, but the people that don't want to believe that and don't want to look at the evidence, I'm saying, aren't necessarily the same exact people as the people that believe winter simulation. You're right. There's no poll on it. I haven't taken a poll. I know.

I'm just going based on. I'm just connecting it to 911. You just went. You wanted to talk about it, so you got us into it. Yeah, we don't want to talk about 9-11. I was just taken a poll. I know. I'm just connecting it to 911. You just went you wanted to talk about it so you got us into it. That's that's. Yeah we don't want to talk about 9-11. I was just using that as an example. I know what you're saying. You know. People believe weird shit. They definitely do. Like

the people that really want to believe in Bigfoot or the people that really want to believe in UFOs. UFOs are coming back right now. Dude. They're stronger than ever. Bigger than ever. Stronger than ever. That should tell you something. Dave Foley's hooked. Dave Foley from News Radio. Remember Dave Foley?

Hooked. We text each other almost exclusively about UFO evidence. Dude. You know me, dude. You know me, dude. I was the biggest. What's this? New York Times a couple days ago. Oh, wow.

What is that? Navy pilots report unidentified flying objects. Here's the thing, though. Now, what is that? Navy pilots report unidentified flying objects. Here's the thing, though. We don't know what kind of shit the Chinese have figured out. We don't know what kind of shit the Russians have figured out. We assume that we know. But we didn't let them know about the stealth bomber or any of the crazy shit that they were building in Area 51.

We didn't let them know. Do you know me? I was balls deep into the UFO community. The first tattoo I got is I got an alien on my left arm in Egyptian garb. I was with you. I was into fucking

ancient Egypt, the conspiracy side of the ancient Egypt. There's the mainstream Egyptology. I was into the, oh, look what Graham Hancock is saying

and UFOs. Balls deep. That stuff's so fun. There's so much proof in my head. There was so much proof that the government was trying to cover up. Look, why are they covering it up? Why are they covering it up? Look at all these guys.

Pilots from the Air Force are saying they saw UFOs. Pilots from the Navy are saying they saw UFOs. Dudes from the Pentagon. It's got to be true. That's a dude. That's a dude. That's a CIA pilot. He's saying it. So when your ball's deep and you really want to believe to be true. That's a dude. That's a dude. That's a CIA pilot. He's saying it.

So when you're, when your balls deep and you really want to believe it, you look at it that way. You're like, look, there's all these government officials saying they saw UFOs and they got their own UFO story, you know? And then, um, you know, you listen to Bill Cooper and he was former office of Naval Intelligence officer. And, you know, and, and when you hear what he says, shit. He wrote that book, Behold the Pale White Horse.

But that guy said crazy shit. He said there's a base on the moon. Not that guy. That's Behold the Pale White Horse. He said there's a base on the moon? Yes. Yes. No, he, at first.

Didn't he? At first. You're talking about Lear. You're talking about that guy. No, no, no. Bob Lazar's friend. That guy's crazy too, right? Totally.

What does that guy say? He says that there's millions of people on each planet and every planet has millions of people. Is he the guy that owns Skinwalker Ranch? I don't know, but he was a part of, his dad owned Lear Jet. Right, right. I forget what his first name was. Seems like a super rich troll. Totally.

When he says the crazy shit he says, I'm like, this guy's having a good time fucking with people. Yeah, totally. Totally. But Bill Cooper says that, um,

because his job was to prepare notes, top secret notes, classified shit, for meetings with high-level people in the military. And he was, based on what he was reading, he was like, damn, UFOs are real. Look, I have proof. So at first he was like, for sure UFOs are real

and for sure they're hiding them. That's what he was saying. He was preaching that. Then he learned later, they let him whistle whistle blow he never got busted for whistle blowing that they they want him they wanted him to leak that ufo that's what his conclusion was he started to realize wait a minute they want me to leak this and then he he he got to the point where he believes that all u abductions, he believed that everything was a product of the government. All UFO

sightings, abductions, they're taking you in. He believes it's like the CIA doing that shit. That's what he was really about before. He got killed. He got murdered, man. They went up to his ranch and fucked him up. If they wanted to really fuck with you, this is what I think they would do. First of all, they would put acid put acid on your shit they put acid on your doorknob or

something like that because there was a dude who found something i forget what he found some old thing and as he was opening it up he he just by touching it it was like some old thing it was dipped in acid and he went on an acid trip for like six hours. So this is what they do. They dose you up. They somehow or another dose you up. Whether touching a doorknob,

did you find the guy? It's a really recent story. It's a guy that was cleaning a board like this, a sound board. That's what it was. He touched it. That's what it was.

He was like, telling his girlfriend, he's like, I think I'm fucking high. Yes. And they ended up testing and it was. That's exactly the story. That's exactly it was. He touched it. That's what it was. He was like, telling his girlfriend, he's like, I think I'm fucking high. Yes. And they ended up testing it. That's exactly the story. That's exactly the story.

So they could do that to you and then sneak up on you with some special effects, wear some fucking crazy mask and fucking flash you with lights and you're so crazy high, you don't know what the fuck's going on. They grab you

and put you on a desk and tell you you've been abducted by aliens from another planet. You don't think they fucked with people and did stuff like that? Dude, they do for a fact. I guarantee they did that. Have you seen the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight? No, I have not.

Which one's that? Dude, that's exact. Is that about UFOs? Well, it's sort of this guy. He was married, had a couple kids. He was tight with the family who had three daughters. He was a predator. So he targeted the 12-year-old.

And what he did is he fucked with the mom, fucked with the dad. Fucked with the dad. He had sex with the dad. Sexual relations. Fucked the dad, not fucked with him. The dad jerked him off. Oh, Jesus. They talk about this in the pub. The guy just jerked the rhythm. The dad jerked him off. Oh, Jesus. They talk about this on the podcast.

That's all it was? The guy just jerked him off? The guy jerked him off. He convinced the guy to jerk him off. How weird. So he wanted blackmail on the parents. Right. So that once he took the daughter, they couldn't say shit.

And that's the blackmail because he jerked him off? And he fucked with the mother, too. And it was a secret. So of course that guy doesn't want none of that shit. So that's the guy take his kid? He has to take the daughter horseback riding. And they were like, okay. So he takes the daughter horseback riding.

And what he does is he starts telling her that there's all these alien abductions going on. And we got to be careful for aliens. She's 12 years old. So he's setting her up. So what he does, he drugs her. She wakes up. She's strapped to a table. He's got a speaker with alien voices coming out. And the alien. And she wakes up. She doesn he does, he drugs her. She wakes up. She's strapped to a table. He's got a speaker

with alien voices coming out and the alien, and she wakes up. She doesn't know where she's at. She's like, oh my God. And this alien voice says that she is responsible for saving the earth.

She has to marry that dude. She has to marry the dude. In the alien voice, you have to marry Bob and you have to have this, but you can't tell nobody. What kind of drugs? I don't know.

And then she passes out again and she wakes up. And she's not strapped. She's looking around the trailer and she sees the guy. He's pretending he's all fucked up. And she's like waking him up. And he's like, you know, has fake blood on him or whatever. And then he wakes up and then she tells him, we've been abducted by aliens and I need to have your child. Oh my God.

He tricked her. So from the age of 12 to 16, he owned her, dude. They end up catching him with the girl like a week later. FBI gets involved and the girl can't tell anybody or everyone dies. So she's obsessed. Now she's back with her family. The guy's in jail for like a day because you know what he does?

He has his lawyers send letters to the mother and father to make him sign like that it was consensual. He threatened the blackmail. So they signed it and let him out. They signed and they let him out. And then he goes to like the next state over. But that chick, she's like,

she's 12, 13, 14, and she's obsessed with him. She has to save the world. So that's an example of... And then it turns out that... I think the guy was CIA probably. And he knew those techniques. That's how they get people. They fill them up, say there's all these alien abductions, get them all scared. And then boom, when they do it, they believe it.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. So that's just MKUltra shit, dude. She got MKUltra'd. I guarantee they did that to people who are like political enemies. Fuck yeah. I guarantee you. Why wouldn't they do that?

It's easy. It's easy. It just seems like something they would do too. It just seems like it makes sense. And then Bill Cooper said that the mutilated cattle thing, that people were saying, oh, UFOs are taking them because the organs were taken out so surgically that we don't have the... But what Bill Cooper, he got balls deep into that. He started getting into breaking down what's really happening with UFOs. He's going, oh, shit. The government is pretending to cover it up.

They want to push it. They want pretending to cover it up. They want to push it. They want people to believe in aliens. So what do you think that the cattle mutilations were? You think they were testing weapons on these cattle? Bill Cooper said it was really simple. All the cattle were found by military bases. And what they do is they're constantly checking radiation levels around bases constantly.

So what they do is if there's cows, they they'll routinely take a cow take out its rectum take out at like certain organs surgically and then they dump them just to scare people just let them it'll kill two birds with one stone they really needed to get some radiation um uh tests but it's always good it's always good to push ufos it's always good to scare people with aliens i wonder if those those uh cattle abductions if they coincided with areas where there was like some sort of toxic dump you know there's something ammunition dump or something like that like anything where some kind of like do they have more of them around nevada where they did all those nuclear tests i'm not sure but the gist of what bill cooper said was, they were all found near military bases,

and once he looked into it, he's like, oh, I know what they're doing. They're checking radiation levels, and they're scaring people at the same time. That makes sense, because it was surgically removed, right? People can do that.

Why would that eliminate the possibility that people could do it? Of course people could do it. But people are like, dude, only aliens could do that. And then they take it, and then they move it to another place so that the blood is not in the spot where they find the animal.

That's all it is. Dude, I'm a crazy. That's how they catch poachers, you know. Do you know that? How? They catch poachers that way sometimes. They find out where the gut pile is. So say if you didn't really have a tag to shoot a deer and then you shot a deer in another place where you're not supposed to be

but you have a tag at a different place you you just you because there's some places where it's easier to get tags you just take the deer out of the forbidden place take a picture of it or something like that and then go back home well they busted people because they like park rangers recognize certain mountain peaks and they're like no no you weren't there i know exactly where you were when you when you killed this deer you were at a different place and then they go to that different place and they cope they look at the picture and they try to coordinate and then they find the gut pile and then they convict people of poaching that's happened before they look at the photos yeah yeah so like so that's what bill cooper that makes sense that they would do that

they would they would because when you if you think you took that animal and Killed and cut it and left this big bloody pot and then put it in a truck and then dragged it ten miles away and dropped It off there people like this is crazy. There's no blood at the scene of the crime All the bloods missing it's been surgically removed like no one can do this. This is impossible I really literally no blood on the ground. Yeah, because they put it there. You fuck. You fuck wit. You think aliens came this far to fuck with cows?

Imagine if we went all the way up to like Neptune to shoot gophers. We're just going to go up there and fuck up your gophers. Kill your Neptune gophers. Just jack them, cut their dicks off, throw them back. That's funny, man. That's exactly what they thought aliens did. That is hilarious. Cattle mutilations are fucking hilarious in that regard.

It's gross, too, though, that they did it so many times that it became a thing that people looked for, and then they let all these people who believe in aliens anyway, they let all these people just stew in that. Because they're trying to scare us with aliens, for sure. Maybe that's what Bigfoot's about. Maybe Bigfoot was about, dude, let's create this mythical monster

and have people afraid. They don't want people to move in the woods. The thing about that, though, is- That's not good for the NWO, the New World Order. They want people to go into cities, so they create these Bigfoots. Create Bigfoots.

And if they're not doing it, they should do it. Create another Bigfoot skin. That's an easy way that's the most ridiculous reason for believing in Bigfoot I've ever heard

that's so funny Bigfoot's been around forever though dude they talked about it in like the CIA's been around forever man they were in the Native American culture

before I bet the Nazis did that too I bet the Nazis like have I bet if you go to Germany they have these mythical creatures that they created to scare people

out of the woods if they're not doing that if they're not doing, they got to give me credit if they start doing it. Because that's a good Illuminati move right there, right? That's how crazy deep you have to be if you're a conspiracy theorist. If you go so deep, you think that the CIA was in the Native Americans before Columbus landed. You go, bro, you don't even understand. It had a different name. It was a secret Native American organization. They taught the

Europeans. Maybe the CIA of the Apache, because you know they had to have some evil elites that lied to their people, right? Maybe they wanted to keep their tribes together, so they said, they created these monsters. You can't go out there. We're going to protect you. You got to stay here.

Wouldn't that be a good move for- That's probably exactly what happened. Right? And they got these crazy stories of these monsters. Yeah, man. You got to stay here. We'll protect you. Native American CIA. Yeah.

Native American CIA. Maybe that's just building empires 101. You create, you scare them with aliens. We got a threat from up here, so we need to protect you. And then we got threats down here, too. Jaws. Maybe Jaws is a CIA movie. Let's keep people out the ocean.

We got to keep them in the cities. It's all CIA, bro. Everything. The CIA is all powerful. Imagine if they just worked for good. Instead of trying to infiltrate the Native American community. I'm sure most of the people in CIA are really legitimately trying to stop communism.

It's just like a few key... Cowboys. Yes. Cowboys. Yeah, and anything. Cops, right? When you hear about corrupt cops, that doesn't mean all cops are corrupt.

But did you ever see that documentary on New York, The 7-5? Mike Dowd, he'd been a guest on Joey's podcast, my podcast. He was a corrupt cop. Oh, shit. Deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply corrupt. That means he murdered people.

No, no, no. We got up to that. According to him, he's never going to tell you. He murdered people. He didn't get caught for it. But he went to jail. And he says he did, and I believe him, just to clarify. But dealt with drug dealers.

And was driving around in a Corvette and shit, living like a baller that's scary they were all selling drugs and they caught him and you know they put him in jail for a long time and then they put out this fucking amazing documentary it's called the seven five it's what does he talk about everything he tells the spills the beans about getting involved with all these drug dealers and you know rolling these people over taking their money and then going to business with them it's's scary. That's scary. It is a crazy documentary. You get anxiety. Even though you know the guy's still alive, while they're telling the stories, you're like,

Jesus Christ, they were just doing blow and going crazy and robbing people, just straight robbing people, showing up at people's houses, putting guns to their heads, robbing of their drug money. It was nuts, man. There was hits out on them. It was crazy. It's a crazy documentary.

But this is like, there's a guy who, I should, I don't know who the current guest is on Sam Harris' podcast. I'll look at that up in a second. But he was talking about it. You know, they're talking about, like, absolute power. And absolute power, there's that old expression, absolute power corrupts absolutely. You know, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. And what they're talking about today, and when I was walking the dog, I was listening to this, they were saying,

no, what it does is it exposes you more than it corrupts you. Exposes corruption. And they gave some examples about Richard Nixon, that Richard Nixon, when he was young, his professor told him not to be a lawyer because he has really shitty ethics. It exposed him when he was young, his professor told him not to be a lawyer because he has really shitty ethics. It exposed him when he became president.

And that's when the power got to him. And that's an interesting subject. Why does someone become an out-of-control corrupt cop? Well, it exposes them. It exposes something in them. But in his case case what he was saying was the whole department was corrupt when he got in there they were corrupt people were corrupt the day he got on the job people were telling him what to talk about what not to talk

about and they beat some guy up or something like that and it's like this never this never happened you know like they have these little what do they call it What is that expression they have for cops keeping their mouth shut? What the fuck is that? There's an expression. There's like a code. It's not just called the code. It almost has like a- Snitches need stitches.

It's something along those lines. Code of silence. Maybe I'm thinking of a Chuck Norris movie. Code of silence. But when you got the power to just rob drug dealers and you're a young guy who's doing coke,

you're going to go crazy. He's a really nice guy, though. Google literally turns police officer. Code of Silence. Code of Silence. Chuck Norris movie. It was a Chuck Norris movie, right?

It was a good one. Back when Chuck was doing those cop movies. I loved that shit when I was a kid. Blue Wall of Silence, maybe? Code of Silence? All of that's coming up because. Blue Wall of Silence, maybe? Code of Silence? All of that's coming up

because I just kind of Oh, I think Code of Silence is the name of the Chuck Norris movie. Pretty sure. But, yeah, man, just like there's corrupt cops, most cops aren't corrupt.

I think that's the case with agents, with fucking anybody. You know? That's just how it goes, man. I have a bunch of cop friends. They're all cool. Jamie just made a mad dash.

You notice that? That's what I would call a diarrhea dash yep running into that can i know there's cops out there that you know are probably a couple of them out there fucking people up and maybe for sure for sure but the cops i know the cops that i come in contact with they've always been cool to me yes always been cool to me well also too you know they're not pulling you over. They're also in the martial arts. You're a famous martial artist. And a lot of times you're training or learning from them or we're talking to them at UFC events and stuff like that. They know Luz Alcida.

Yeah, that's right. They know Big John McCarthy. Yep, yep. Yeah, it's like them. Great guys. I'm a super pro cop, but I know that there's bad people in every fucking line of work. It doesn't mean cops are bad. It doesn't.

Cops, it's a terrible fucking job. The problem is when someone does do something bad, man, it changes everybody's opinion about what cops are. There's two videos I saw last week of cops pulling people over with guns drawn, pointed in the car. One was a Mexican family, a guy and his girl, and one was a black family, a guy and his girl. And it's the same thing.

The guy's driving, and the cop has his gun out pointed at them and he's telling this uh black kid to shut off his car and he's like i'm not gonna do that he's like i'm not moving my hands he goes that you give you give you an excuse to shoot me i'm not moving my hands so his girl's filming it and he's got his hands up and it's crazy to watch man i don't know what happened before that i don't know what the context was i don't know i don't know I have no idea All I know is this guy's got a gun pointed at this guy And the guy's not threatening him And he's telling him to shut off the car

And the guy's scared to shut off the car Because there are videos of a cop telling a guy Pull over the guy He goes let me see your license and registration And he reaches back to get his wallet And the cop shoots him There's video of that You can see that

But what about- That's just people is my point. I got to clarify this. You got to know the whole story though. Right, you got to know the whole story. Because maybe they ran his plates and they go, oh shit, we got a hot one. Sometimes, I'm sure that's the case. You never know.

Sometimes, I'm sure that's the case. Yeah. But with this video, that wasn't, you know, nobody provided that information in that video. You're just seeing a guy pointing a gun at a guy and I don't think he has his you know i mean he just has his hands up look it's all fucking we've talked about this a hundred times it's a hard goddamn job you're pulling people over you never know who's gonna shoot you you want to go home to your wife and family and every fucking day you're pulling people over that are lying to you every day you're dealing with people that are breaking the law and they're not happy to see you every day and yeah i think that's where

that absolute power corrupting comes in corrupt some fucking people you know there's some dirty birds out there i think in the future though man you're gonna see less and less of it i think it was probably a hundred percent of the way things ran many, many years ago. And now it's way less because there's way more transparency. You know that cocaine cowboys documentary. You've seen that. Billy Corbin stuff? Yes.

You know how the graduating class at the police academy in Miami one year, 100% of them either were murdered or went to jail for corruption. Yeah. The whole class. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.

That's what happens. Totally. When places go sideways. You know, when things go so nutty. Yeah. It's crazy. Like the Scarface days. Yeah.

You know, this is how crazy I am. Yeah. If someone told me, dude, you know, the CIA produced Scarface to distract from their drug running, I would just need a YouTube link. You know what I mean? Well, the CIA, even if they didn't produce it, if some cowboys in the CIA were selling drugs, even if they didn't produce Scarface, they certainly benefited from it somewhat because it made drug smugglers, for all the drug smugglers. They were all Cuban.

They were all Mexican. That was the problem. There were some guys. What was that guy? Well, didn't Barry Seale bring in over $5 billion tons or $5 billion or something like that? a big billion yeah of drug money in the 80s tom cruise movie on him yeah it wasn't that isn't that what it was

about good yeah it was about that right yeah that's about it's about barry c yeah yeah what is that movie called the tom cruise american made american made that's a fucking excellent movie that's an excellent movie and for people who don't know how all that shit went down you watch that movie i don't know how historically accurate it was is it involved the cia too yeah they talk about that oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah and they essentially talk about exactly what we just talked about it cowboys and the cia and how many people were making money on the sneak tip son bring it in that cocaine bring it in that yayo i don't know if it had in the murders of the two kids though because that's really how they got busted they

got busted because they were dropping off coke out of these planes and two kids saw the drop off and they found the two kids near the coke and they fucking murdered them and then they put them on train tracks and said they got high and fell asleep on train tracks and families uh did an autopsy and found knife wounds on the kid they knew something was up and then they they investigated and slowly but surely the pieces started to fall apart and then when barry seal was murdered he had george bush's phone number in his pocket when he was murdered is that in the movie too i don't know i don't know i don't know if that was in the movie but that's that's what happened on his way to testify i mean they weren't even hiding it they just let this guy get shot up on the way to testify

he for sure brought in uh what i would call a fuckload of coke who barry seal for sure a fuck load who is his boss you think that's a good question it was in arkansas right somebody I would call a fuckload of Coke. Who? Barry Seale, for sure. A fuckload. Who is his boss, you think? That's a good question. It was in Arkansas, right? Somebody probably got a taste at many different stages, right? Was the Coke coming in in Arkansas? Yes.

Mina, right? Mina, Arkansas. Was that real? Was that in a movie? Tom Cruise made a movie about Mina, Arkansas? Bro, it's a good movie. I don't know. It's hard for me to watch any movies unless it's an animated movie for my kid.

Like, going to a regular movie, can't do it anymore. I know, it's hard. Can't do it anymore. I like them at home. Well, Google This was, we probably have a lot that we just covered that needs to be Googled. I'm looking up the website about the accuracy of the movie. Oh, good.

Perfect. That's what I was going to ask, too. And who decides what's accurate or not, you know what I mean? Right, right, right. And they let them go. Snopes. And certain times they caught them and they let them? Right. Right. And they let him go. Snopes. And certain times they caught him and they let him go

and people didn't want to let him go. It was like a crazy documentary or a crazy movie. What do they call that? A docudrama? What is it when someone makes a movie about? It's not really a docudrama though. It's not.

It's a fucking movie. It's like, you know. You never know how much is true Well, we're talking about that goddamn wrestling movie with Steve Carell With the Mark Hamill or a mark Schultz movie. Oh, yeah the Gary David Mark Schultz Yeah, yeah the Gary Goodrich thing where they replaced him with some Russian dude in the movie That's a historical event when Gary Goodrich fought Mark Schultz. That was a historical event Mark Schultz dominated one of the best

guys in the sport easily. Just wrestled him to the ground with ease. And we got a chance to see, wow, this is what happens when an Olympic gold medalist wrestles a regular martial artist. But in the movie, they decided to just change that. For no reason. Like, they could do that with anything. So who the fuck knows? Well, the Bruce Lee movie with

Jason Scott Lee, man, that was filled with a bunch of bullshit, dude. They just made shit up. He had a famous fight where he learned Wing Chun doesn't really work on Americans. Yeah. It was in a YMCA. He was fighting for the right to teach foreigners Kung Fu

because the elders that lived in San Francisco or Seattle, I forget, I think it was San Francisco, they didn't want him to teach foreigners and they said, if you beat our guy up, then we'll let you teach foreigners. So he had this fight. It was in the YMCA. But in the actual movie, it's in a fucking dungeon, dude. It's like a cave.

It's a cave. And the elders are sitting up like Lord of the Rings. It's like Lord of the fucking Rings. That's right. It's the craziest. They didn't have to go that far. It was in the YMCA. It was just the YMCA.

Did he win the fight? Yes. But he didn't have to go that far but I guess it was just a YMCA did he win the fight? yes but he didn't use in real life he had a he hurt his back doing squats or doing deadlifts

it was really bad he hurt his so that's when he wrote his first book is when he was like in traction is that what they call it when they

your back's in some kind of spinal or some kind of brace but so but in the movie the dude kicked him in the back and broke his back yeah tricky yeah i mean come on yeah and then he's there's a famous appearance of his at the long beach convention center back in the 60s it was like a karate tournament and

he did some demonstrations. He did the, there's a video, famous video of him doing the one inch punch. It's in front of, it's like at the, like an IBJJF tournament.

He's doing a demonstration. And in the movie, it was a real fight. And he fights the same dude from the dungeon. It's a rematch. Oh no. They made that up?

They added all that? Dude. So like, what the fuck are you guys thinking? Why would they do that? They didn't need to. His life was amazing in reality.

Aren't they doing something on him right now, though? Isn't something happening right now? Some new Bruce Lee thing? Did I read that? Or am I just hoping? There's a movie coming out about a dude who was a famous actor in the late 60s and early 70s. And in the movie, he's a stuntman. Yeah, he's a famous, rich stuntman dude.

And in the movie, there's a Bruce Lee part where he's in a Bruce Lee movie. And also- It's a New Quentin Tarantino movie called Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. He shows up as one of the actors. Oh, Bruce Lee's in there? Yeah. Oh, nice. But it's not- Is it CGI Bruce Lee? No, it's an actor. It's an actor. They should have went with a Time in Hollywood. He shows up as like one of the actors. Oh, Bruce Lee's in there? Yeah. Oh, nice. But it's not,

is it CGI Bruce Lee? No, it's an actor. It's an actor. They should have went with a CGI Bruce Lee. Oh, yeah. How cool would that be? Make a new Bruce Lee movie

all CGI? They could do that shit. Imagine that. The Illuminati doesn't want you to know how good they are at that yet. Okay, so if the Illuminati created Bruce Lee,

what would be the reason? Well, if they did it, they would let you know, hey, fuckface, we already can make movies out of anybody anytime we want. We could have someone talk like Bruce Lee. Look at that. Wait a minute. That looks like Bruce Lee, dude.

That guy looks very good. Was that CGI? No, it doesn't look like him right there. I mean, it's close enough. Is that the new Bruce Lee? This is from the trailer, so that's the only piece we can get. Oh, you know what? That's CGI.

No. No, no, it's not CGI. No, no, no, for sure it's CGI. That first clip. That guy right there? That first clip. That one right there is CGI. No, it's glasses, Eddie.

He's wearing glasses. Look at his face. He's wearing glasses. It looks fake as fuck. It looks like a CGI video game. Doesn't it? Oh, you think like they did something to his jaw? It looks like a CGI face.

No, he has an unusual jaw. But that's because you've seen him at a different angle. Back it up to where he's at the side. What if they're doing that faking thing? To me, that looks Jesus Christ. He's got a very defined jawline. Look at his jaw. He's got a very defined jawline. I think everything's fake, dude. I know, you've got to stop that.

I think everything is. You've got to stop. It's exhausting. It could have, though, if they wanted to, like they did in The Fast and the Furious with Paul Walker. Right. They recreated his face a lot. Well, they need to do a Bruce Lee movie. They can't have it fucked up at all. It has to be super smooth.

It has to be really Bruce Lee-esque. Totally. And you know what? You could do it like that movie. Man, this was like 20 years ago. The Final Fantasy movie where they did animation, but they tried to make it look real. Yeah. Old people, they got that shit down.

They got old people down. Hard to make a young girl look real. So that kind of had still a cartoon effect. But older people, shit, look like real people. Yeah, they can do it with textured skins, right? They can do it with dragons. And that was 20 years ago. They could do movies that are full CGI that's really hard to tell.

Well, it's also because your brain doesn't have a reference point for dragons. They can make a dragon look real. Whereas, like, did you see Game of Thrones where they have the wolves? Yeah. The wolves are always just like, eh. The hair moves. They don't have the hair down. They're like five years away from hair.

Yeah. It moves to CGI. It's super slow-mo. Yeah. It's always super slow-mo. That is him that popped up here on this CGI. It's super slow-mo. It's always super slow-mo. That is him that popped up here on this video. It's Michael Moe. That's the dude.

So when you see him with the glasses and see him from the side, he should, that's interesting. I don't know if they could do the CGI yet for a whole movie and make him with Bruce Lee's face. They could do it perfect. Wow. That's crazy. So they could have done that. But then again, if everybody else in the movie isn't like Steve McQueen and all the other famous folks in the movie,

are they using different people for them? That would be fucked up. Imagine if in the future all they ever make is like Charles Bronson movies, Steve McQueen movies, Bruce Lee movies, and they do it with regular actors, and the regular actors get paid like scale. These are giant ass fucking huge. And they do faking it on them.

They do faking it on them. And they have new Bruce Lee movies. And they have some dude. That would be a lot cheaper just doing the fourth. How rogue was it? They added Princess Leia back in, and she's not even alive anymore. I didn't see the new one. Yeah.

Well, there you go. That's the future. Wait a minute. Maybe I did. Is that the ones. Yeah. Well, there you go. That's the future. Wait a minute. Maybe I did. Is that the ones with the... They're doing it now. She's in the more recent one that just came out and the one before that too, I guess. I think I saw the most.

Was the most recent... I don't know. There's too many of them. There's a lot of them. I think I'm one behind. I think. I missed... I haven't seen the new Avengers.

I've managed to avoid all spoilers. How about when they start doing like, they'll take Angelina Jolie's face and put it on Beyonce's body or something. Remember that song? See that big old titty, like Angelina Jolie. Remember that song? Yeah.

Remember that song? That's a great song. That was a big hit for a couple of weeks. People forgot about that. Yeah. Angelina Jolie got some big ass titties. That was the song. It was like different people

that had some big ass titties. That was the name of the song. She's in that new Maleficent movie. They did some crazy shit to her face, man. They turned her into some like dragon lady, some wizard lady or witch lady. Yeah, there's a lot of Satanism in movies, man. They go dark with the...

Do you trip out? I know we have different opinions on what is up there. The sky and space. But do you notice watching kids programming that they fucking bombard kids with space, right? Sure. Dude, they get hammered with it in every movie. There's space.

There's aliens. There's space. There's aliens. Well, not every movie, but a lot of movies, yeah. It's crazy. It's insane. They blast them with it. Well, there's a lot above us.

If you look up, see forever. But it's important for kids, though. Totally. It's important, period, man. I went to see Brian Cox's demonstration that he did. They do a show. They did it in downtown LA la and i was thinking i would love to get eddie bravo high and have him watch this like a fight companion this is cgi is this fake yeah why do you think it's fake how much do you think it's fake that you see in space

man um you know warner von bra Braun was a Nazi, right? Yes. Okay. He was brought in from Operation Paperclip, right? Right. We had Annie Jacobson on. Did you listen to that? Yeah. She talked in depth about that.

I mean, everyone agrees on that. Yep. Everyone agrees that he directed all six moon missions. Yep. Everyone agrees that him and Walt Disney were best friends. Were they best friends? Yep. They were best friends. Were they best friends? Yep. They were best friends.

They worked on space together. They were like, you know, jumping to a lot of conclusions. But today, in this day and age, you don't think anybody's, like when SpaceX shoots rockets off into space or when, you know, Amazon has a rocket company now. These guys are going to be able to launch satellites and even have consumer flights. I just need proof, man. What about a consumer flight? I see a lot company now. These guys are going to be able to launch satellites and even have consumer flights. I just need proof, man. What about a consumer flight? I see a lot of deception. I see a lot of deception.

In the future, would you be willing? I see deception everywhere, so I'm like, you know when you're talking about that Fox Catcher movie? Hold on. You know you're talking about that Fox Catcher movie? You're like, you've said it a couple times on your podcast where you're like, once you saw that they left Gary Goodridge out, you were like, I can't trust this movie. The whole movie is, I can't trust it.

It may be real. It may not be real, but I need some proof. I got you. That's exactly how I feel about- Space. No, no, not space. The government. The government.

For everything. So anything coming from a government agency, whatever. It's a government agency. I look at it like Foxcatcher. You've lied enough where I'm like, I need some irrefutable evidence. Otherwise, why do I have to believe it? I just assume it ain't real. I get it, but SpaceX isn't the government.

SpaceX is a private company. No, they're subsidized by the government, man. Oh, they're subsidized? They do. They got like $4 billion from the government. So they tell them to fake space? No one's trusting NASA no more, so they're handing it over. Hey, let's do this side thing

and everyone's all into space now. Hmm. That's an interesting way to look at it. I think it's when... You saw that Tesla launch? You saw that? What are you talking about? When he claimed to launch a Tesla?

The roadster in space? Did you see that footage? The actual Tesla in space? Yes. Yes, I saw that. And you have a, dude, I've always known you as a dude

who had a strong, vibrant, vibrant bullshit meter. You've always been that guy. You're going to watch that evidence and go, you can't just buy that, dude. You can't just buy that.

It's ridiculous. Okay, let me see it. The very first thing. buy that. It's ridiculous. The very first thing. Jamie's going to find it. The very first thing. Don't poison the water. If you want me to get an honest reaction. The first thing Elon Musk said in his press conference, the first thing he said is like,

well, I think it's impossible and ridiculous. And if you can tell it's real because it looks so fake, that's the opposite of logic. There's logic and reason. and if you can tell it's real because it looks so fake. That's the opposite of logic. There's logic and reason, and then there's the opposite of that. You can tell it's real because it looks so fake is the opposite of logic. Or that's just something he says

because he's a fucking genius and he's taking a picture from space of a car that's flying through the air. No, the reason he said that was because all day when they did that, all day all over the internet Was like fake fake fake fake fake So he had to have a statement

Please hold on He had to have a statement This is so ridiculous Let me see it Jamie Watch it Come on Let me see the video Which one?

The fucking launch The Tesla in space I know it's a Four and a half hour video No no just get a short one Just go to Tesla in space Then you're gonna say

Roadster I picked the wrong one That got edited, so I'm trying to find the one that's from SpaceX. We could just abandon the subject. So fruitless. I just, you know what? I just, it may be real. SpaceX may be real. Why would you think that?

Exactly. Why? Why? Who knows why? But you've seen them shoot the rockets off. I mean, literally people watch them. Anytime you see a rocket, anytime you see a rocket shoot, you see it go up and then you see it go down

into the ocean. They launch rockets. They're launching rockets. That's what it looks like because what you're seeing is it go over the curve of the earth, Eddie. You're seeing it go

over the ocean. You're seeing it go up and over. And so as it gets further away that you can't see it anymore, it looks like it's going down. It's supposed to be going up, not parallel to the ground. It's not going parallel

to the ground. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. They're shooting him into the fucking space and the planet is spinning. Yeah, okay. I understand that that's what you believe, but you've got to understand why I believe what I believe. Because that's what you see. But if you have someone explain it to you, will you still believe it? If you have a scientist explain to you how the physics work,

of the way you see it, it won't work? No explanation. No, there's no explanation. I need evidence. You need evidence. And then when you see evidence, when you see that Tesla that they launched, and you see how fake it looks.

It looks so fake. But just because something doesn't look real doesn't mean it's fake. But it doesn't mean it's real. I need evidence. I need evidence. That's not evidence. doesn't mean it's real i need evidence i need evidence that's not evidence you look at everything you see that you haven't seen with your own eyes might be fake maybe i don't trust it's a liar you don't trust that yeah everybody has like a simulation you know right i had a friend who lied about everything everything about his life where he was from all the things he did he was was a wrestling champion. He had everything.

Then I found out, like two years into the relationship, little by little, that he lied about this and he lied about that. Then I find out that he lied about everything. He's one of those guys that lies about everything. And that's how you view the government. Yeah, exactly. So he may be telling the truth, and even total liars will tell the truth throughout the day a lot just to get through the day.

You have to tell the truth and even total liars will tell the truth throughout the day a lot just to get through the day that you have to tell the truth to get but then you know at the drop of a hat they're gonna lie about their life in some crazy way whatever i understand your logic eddie let me slow you down here i understand your logic but you also have to assume that most of the people that are telling you the truth about this or that online that also don't have proof, that also are talking about these things and they haven't shown you. You haven't seen it. You haven't been there. Just like you haven't been examining satellites.

These people, you don't know if they're full of shit either. They could be real. They could be. They could be. But why would you assume they were, but the satellites are fake? See what I'm saying? What do you mean? full of shit either. They could be real. They could be. They could be. But why would you assume they were, why would you assume they were, but the satellites are fake?

See what I'm saying? What do you mean? Assuming that the people that are making these YouTube videos, that they're correct, but the people that are putting up

satellites are full of shit. I just go by science. That's it. Scientific evidence. Like real science. Like water is always level. Right? We know that.

Water is always level. At 100 miles in the ocean. This is a bad conversation if you don't understand how gravity works over a giant fucking sphere. no if if we live on a ball that's 25 000 miles in circumference if we do then the water should be bending at a certain rate stop with this this is so crazy you don't even know what that means i do know what that means if it's a ball the the ocean should be curving at a certain rate.

And they figured that out. That's perspective. That's perspective. Yeah, but it's going around. Why is it going over the top? And why does it shrink at the end? In everything, you look at the end of a street, streetlights do that. Streetlights do that. That's called perspective.

They do that on the hill, not on the ocean. No, no, but you're looking at those electrical posts or whatever you call them, and they go down that's how street light you go right in the middle of the street the very next street light is appears to be shorter than that one and then the next one appears to be short that's how you draw shit you but is it really that short no it's just your perspective you're actually looking at an optical illusion you're actually looking at it looks like they're getting shorter and descending it looks but are they no they're getting shorter and descending. Are they? No, they're not. But Eddie, they disappear.

They disappear over the horizon. And then you can bring them back in. That's not true. No, you can. You can see more up to the edge of the horizon. But at the edge of the horizon it goes over. So when you're talking about with the naked eye, you're looking at a boat in the ocean and you see it go over the edge So when you're talking about With the naked eye You're looking at a boat

Go in the ocean And you see it Go over the horizon Is it really going And when you use telescopes You're just getting small enough So that you can't see it anymore Exactly

But if you use a telescope You can still see it For a little while Yeah And then it goes over The fucking curve of the earth If you have a more powerful telescope You won't see it

No no no It brings it even closer But you don't see it Otherwise They've already had tests They've already done that But you could see England You could look out at You. They've already done it. You could see England. You could look out at,

you could see Hawaii. There's too much. You could see Hawaii. Why can't you see Hawaii? If you could see the moon, why can't you see Hawaii? There's a lot of atmospheric. No,

it curves. The fucking thing curves. No, if it curves, okay. That's what the scientists say, Eddie, the ones who make the GPS,

the ones who make the maps, the ones who chart the fucking paths for airplanes and shipping routes. All those people say it's round. All the people that do satellites, all the people that are involved in aerospace, all the people that are involved in anything where you have to calculate the fucking curve of the earth to get things to places. All those people think it.

They're all wrong. That's crazy that they haven't seen that picture. They don't see that picture. If they saw that picture, they would get it. At 100 miles in the ocean, 100 miles, how much curvature should there be? Do you know? I don't care. It's about 6,000 feet.

It's about 6,000 feet of curvature. So you should not be able to see. Is that how far you could see? No, you wouldn't be able to see 100 miles away from the ocean. Who, Eddie? You didn't go to school for this stuff. These people are talking to you. Did I research this all the time?

but you're hearing, you're hearing from what I'm saying. It's not a lot. What I'm saying is that at a hundred miles, there should be 6,000 feet of curvature. Do you don't even understand what that means? I don't. I understand what that means.

If we live on a ball that at every hundred miles, there should be 6,000 feet of curvature. There's, there's a formula for it. And, but when you look, uh, there's a Navy ships There's a formula for it. But when you look, there's Navy ships that can target other Navy ships

with lasers 100 miles away. It would be impossible if there was a 6,000 foot curvature of water. Impossible. They take pictures of their target. Pictures at 100 miles. There's no curvature.

It's flat. There should be 6,000 feet of curvature. They take pictures with what, Eddie? This is something, this is not your area of expertise. This is one of the reasons why I get crazy about this kind of shit. Dude, I look into this all the time. Just because you read something that someone says. But I know that.

You can't dispute what I just said. You can't dispute what I just said. I bet you can. You can. I didn't go to school for it, so I don't know, but I bet if someone did. Do you understand if we live on a ball at 100 feet, there should be 6,000 feet of curvature. Does that make sense to you? So everyone's wrong, Eddie.

So all these fucking people that are flying around Australia, they're doing it the wrong way. All these people that go over the North Pole, all that's fake. No one goes over the North Pole. There's no flights. There's no flights over the North Pole? There's no flight paths? Maybe there's military planes that go over the North Pole, maybe. Okay, please, let's change subjects. I've flown all over the world. military planes to go over the North Pole, maybe. Okay, please, let's change subjects.

But I've flown all over the world. I've never gone over the North Pole. I've flown everywhere. I've been everywhere. No one ever goes over the North Pole. So why wouldn't they go over the North Pole? I don't know. I don't know.

This is so painful. Obviously, no, no, no. If it's so painful, let's change the subject. I'm trying to change the subject. We could talk about Tony Ferguson this Saturday. What about that? That's a great fight. You got any questions?

You been working with him? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. He's sharper, stronger, in the best shape of his life. It's the same Tony that, you know, you think like, is it going to be the same Tony after, you know, he had some family stuff go on? Is it going to be the same Tony after, you know, you know, he had, he had some, you know, family stuff go on. Is it,

is that going to change him? You know, his opponents hope it changes him, but he has, he's the same Tony when it comes to fighting. We don't get into personal stuff. We just stick to fighting and the strategy. He's sharper than ever.

It's, I'm not, you know, you can't guarantee any wins, but I will guarantee that he's going to go win 100% Tony. It's a crazy matchup. It's a very good matchup. That's like Russian roulette right there, dude.

They're going to be throwing bombs at each other. It's real good, particularly now with Donald has been on a tear. Like the last four fights, three, four fights. I mean, he's just looked so good, man. The Al Iacquinta fight, for people who know how good Al is, for Donald to handle Al like that and drop him and really put it to him like the way Al put it. Al said he beat the shit out of me.

That's what Al's exact quote was. Al was very complimentary and respectful after the fight, too. Yeah, Cowboy is no joke. He's on fire right now. He doesn't fight like Khabib. He doesn't fight like Conor. He fights like Tony. So it's similar. It's like tony versus tony you know what i mean and it's uh shit dude they're both good on the ground they're very good on the ground

we respect cowboys fucking ground game a lot and you know we um you know we did what we could to make sure you know nothing bad happens on the ground you know what i mean yeah uh but they both have everything. They both have great striking. They both have great submissions. Tony's coming for war like he always does. It's going to be the same Tony they're throwing down. That's for sure, dude.

Now, let me ask you this because you know the answer to this. When Tony had his knee fixed, did he spar during that camp? Because someone said that he didn't do any sparring. That was like one of the rumors from someone who knew him. I think he keeps his sparring, you know, I'm talking about striking, right? Yes. I'm never there for the striking. I'm never, it's separate.

We don't, I'm never, I've never seen him. I'm never there for the striking. I only show up when there's grappling. The amount of time that it took him to recover. I'm never there for the striking. I only show up when there's grappling. The amount of time that it took him to recover. You know what? In Big Bear, we didn't bring anybody to spar like hardcore. It was just like light sparring. Touching.

Yeah. Because of the knee. Letting the knee heal. Oh, no. That was a different fight. Okay. Well, I'm talking about the knee. Remember he had the massive knee injury and then he had surgery.

And then what I had heard was- You're right. During the pass fight. Oh, yeah. No sparring. No sparring. No sparring. Yeah. That's crazy.

Very light. Very light. Well I guess when you're already world class you could do that and fight a guy. You can't fuck with that knee.

He didn't want to fuck with that. He wanted to make sure that nothing went wrong. Get to the fight. It was the right choice. For sure. And when he showed up against Pettis he looked like same old Tony. He did. It was stunning. V. For sure. And when he showed up against Pettis, he looked like same old Tony.

He did. It was stunning. Vicious. You're talking about a catastrophic knee injury, and then six months later, he's fighting a world-class fighter, and he's getting his legs checked. He got that knee checked. We were even worried at one point in time that he might be injured. What makes Tony so good, in my opinion, just based on working with him, is it seems that

at the highest level, high-pressure fight, people aren't as... They're more cautious. They don't want to do anything stupid. They're not fucking just letting it swing and letting it go. Tony isn't like that tony is

people want to get to the point where they just unleash and they don't give a fuck and there's a lot of fighters like that but tony when he's in there it's like like nick diaz they're not afraid to throw anything you know what i mean he goes in there he'll throw two spinning elbows in a row right and he's just having fun it's like he's alive and he's having fun in there and he's and on the ground he's not going to be hesitant to do something wild and crazy that's just the way he is man and he thrives in the cage and there's zero hold back he's he's he comes out guns a blazing the whole time yeah they're both at the top of their game man that's for sure You know, and Tony didn't miss a step When he got that knee injury

Which is very impressive Even his striking was on point when he fought Pettis Yeah And he even got tested He got clipped I mean, Pettis hurt him You know, he knows how to survive, man He's a very unusual fighter, man

Very difficult to prepare for Because he's so relentless Always studying Always adding new weapons to his arsenal Always adding something to his workout routine. He's always adding shit. He has the ability to focus more than anybody I know. His ability to focus, and you see that not only in the striking aspect of his game

or the wrestling, but you see it in the jiu-jitsu, and that's where I see it, is he has so much focus. I don't have to reteach him shit. I will show him a very complicated transition of moves, like in Spiderweb, doing the Bollinger Break. There's like four moves you got to do. Bah, bah. You got to fire him.

It's got to be so smooth. There can't be any fuck-ups. And I show him this, and after like four or five reps, he's got it down. And most people, it takes six months's got it down and most people it takes six months to get it down to understand it and he just can he just

doesn't take him long to learn shit anything wrestling striking anything new he's down but he doesn't forget it

that's the most important thing he remembers all this shit and you know so who's working with him with striking a guy named rashad used to

I think he was uh, like um An olympic hopeful back in the day boxer. Yeah, most guys do that, right? Yeah It seems like there's not a lot of guys who just use one for all striking Yeah, he's got a bunch of people to train him. He's got a couple different strength and conditioning coaches Um, he's got a whole crew man. I think that's important when it comes to boxing, too. And he's really into recovery. He spends a serious time recovering. He's got all these contraptions.

You know those things that you could, they're like leg sleeves. Normatex. And they inflate. And he's on that all the time. When it comes to rehab for any injury, he's like a professional NFL player you know

and ice baths like you know massages he doesn't fuck around man he's he's 100%

thinking about and doing something for the fight usually just non-stop he can go on for hours it's crazy yeah

it's a fucking crazy matchup and it's only the third fight I mean it's the third from the top you know there's two championship fights on top of that that's crazy that should be a headliner right there come on man that fight's gonna be nuts people are gonna go crazy for that it's great but so hudo and marlin morais have to fight for the bantamweight title that's a crazy fight too man so hudo morais that's the main event and then valentina shevchenko and jessica i for the uh women's flyweight title so those are two world

title fights they have to have those and at the top but that just shows you how fucking crazy the card is the card from top to bottom is just amazing yeah it's gonna be crazy crazy. Fucking Jimmy Rivera and Piotr Jan, Tai Tuivasi and Balagny Ivanov. You were moving it while I was trying to read it. Don't do that, bro. That's rude. Fuck up that dude's name. Tai Tuivasi is an animal.

That's a great fucking fight. That guy's crazy. That's that guy that drinks out of his shoe. You ever see him do that? He does shoeys He pours beer into shoes Into other people's shoes He'll tell someone to take their shoes off

He pours beer into their shoes And then drinks it Oh my god It's so disgusting Yeah It's so foul Yeah I don't get it

But I get it I don't get it But I get it He likes to party He's like that dude in Talladega Nights What the fuck's his name? But I get it. I don't get it, but I get it. He likes to party. He's like that dude in Talladega Nights. What the fuck's his name? Not Ricky Bobby, the other guy?

The other guy. John C. Reilly? Yeah, John C. Reilly. He's like, I like to party. I like to party. He likes to drink out of shoes. Fuck it. He's an animal. I guess, like, I mean, if you want to really show you don't give a fuck,

that's a good way to go about doing it. Just grab a man's shoe and pour a beer into it and drink it. His dirty, sweaty feet have been funking around. Imagine if you died from that. Imagine if someone's foot fungus was so disgusting that even the alcohol didn't kill it and it germinated inside your gut where foot fungus is never going to be like if if there's venereal diseases right we all know there

are because you dirty bitch like what what what are you guys doing to each other you're both giving each other dirty fucking things you dirty things and like diseases are weird right people give each other disease there's venereal diseases which are are extra weird. It's like, oh, you dirty people. You gave each other these dirty, dirty diseases. But nature says, we don't like this. Nature just lets these sneaky little parasites and viruses and bacteria get in your body. What if there was an even more powerful one for people who sucked on feet? What if it got in your gut?

Nature's like, this guy is just too much of a freak. We got to call him. Call him for the herd. What if it got in your gut and nature's like, this guy's just too much of a freak. We got to call him. Call him for the herd. If there was foot-sucking diseases, you know, before you make out with someone, you got to tell them, hey, I just want you to know I got a foot-sucking disease. So if you don't, maybe we shouldn't do this.

What? Jamie, what are you making faces for? He says you can get staff from doing this. Of course you can. Science confirms shoeys are really freaking dangerous especially if you're rich. Why is it more dangerous? That's clicky.

They try to get us with the clicky bait. Turns out you can get staffed. Yeah, you can get staffed. Don't do it. Yeah, duh. I don't need a science study to figure that out.

Yeah, because the staff auroras can cause toxins and these toxins are quite resistant to heat. They're quite resistant to the acidic environment auroras can cause toxins, and these toxins are quite resistant to heat. They're quite resistant to the acidic environment when they can survive protein-breaking enzymes. Oh, Jesus Christ. If you drink from someone's shoe-containing Staph and its toxins, yes, it can give you an acute gastrointestinitis. Fuck all that.

It says, but alcohol is a disinfectant. Right. hepatitis fuck all that it says but alcohol is a disinfectant right well yes but there's always still a risk of infection especially if you have lower abv alcohol by volume drinks as you'd expect higher abv drinks like vodka do a much better job of eradicating bacteria so yeah beer which is what they drink which is a low alcohol beer or low alcohol beverage what a fucked up way to die yeah you got to do shots and those things shots are fine oh my god people are crazy but no one's happy with like taking it and leaving it where it is everybody wants to take it to the next level you know like everyone constantly like you want to one-up somebody i'm gonna drink out of your underwear bro i'm gonna use your underwear

as a fucking filter. No! And dudes are going to be doing undies. They're just going to be ripping each other's underwear off and using them over a filter, put it over a glass, and drink right through your underwear. How did that cat coffee get found out that that was a fucking good idea? Because some asshole decided to pick cat shit and find beans in it. It's a cat-like animal, right? It's called a civet. You ever had that shit? That Kopi Luwak coffee no it's very expensive tate and i got it once when we were

at a gig in florida tate yeah it was like a hundred dollar cup of coffee or something stupid it's really ridiculous not that much maybe 25 bucks i don't remember when he was bodyguarding you yeah yeah back in the day. Yeah, that's the animal. Look at that thing. So that thing eats the coffee beans. It shits them out, and then people pull it out of the poop. Looks like a payday. He looks like a little person, like the thing's baby.

And then people pull it out of the poop. Like the thing from Fantastic Four, it looks like his baby. Yeah, they pull those beans out of the poop, and then they dry them off and make coffee out of cat shit. And it tastes delicious. Because what it is is the diet. Look at that. That's gold.

Right there is gold coming out of that cat's asshole. Look at that. That is ridiculous. You just see that online. Taking a large. Like if that was a person, you'd be in jail. If you went and Googled that person shitting on a log like that, you'd be like, you sick fuck.

As long as it's an animal, it's fine to look at their shit and even mine it. They mine their shit for beans. The idea is that the digestive enzymes from the civet's body break down the beans, the coffee beans.

That's the idea. And you liked it? It was okay. Why don't you order some? It wasn't better. It's not better. Have it here for the guests. It's not better.

The idea is that it's supposed to be smoother. It's smoother, this cat shit coffee, smoother. I don't know, man. I don't necessarily think it really is smoother. It's just different. It's some weird shit. I wonder if you could just eat the cat shit just like that without cleaning it off. If you were really nasty.

The natives probably just used to eat the cat shit directly. They probably did, but I think you need to. Gave them energy. You probably need to boil it. That's why when you're making coffee and that boiling water probably kills all the bad stuff. Did Indians boil shit i wonder i don't know who invented that shit and how long it's been around that shit literally literally who invented that coffee how long it's been around it's been i'm looking at it right now on wikipedia since like the 1800s they noticed that these uh particular animals were eating

specific cherries or whatever that they were leaving around and that they were going undigested so at some point they decided to clean it off and see how it tasted i guess that makes sense fucking risk um i was listening to my friend ryan callahan's podcast today it's a cow's week in, and he was talking about this animal that they – this bird, rather, that people eat, and they drown this bird in brandy. They take this tiny bird. Each one of them is like just a few ounces, and they drown them in brandy, and then when you eat them, you eat them whole. You eat everything. The guts, you eat the the tissue the skin that's

that's that's where it is um what is the name of it what how do i how do i pronounce it ortolan bunting ortolan and so when you eat it you put a napkin over your head traditionally when they eat it and as they eat it bourdain was the first one to tell me about this shit that oh no it was duncan duncan Bourdain was the first one to tell me about this shit. Oh no, it was Duncan. Duncan Trussell was the first person to tell me about this shit. So they dip, they soak the bird in brandy. They drown it. Okay.

They drown it in brandy, and then they cook it somehow or another. But anyway, go back to that picture where those guys are eating it, where you can see the, go back to the picture with the, yeah. See how they have those things over their head? They put these napkins over their head they put these napkins

over their head to take in the aromas and to trap the aromas and they also do it to hide their face from god that was the idea yeah what kind of people are these i think it's most i think it's europeans i think it's uh something that in in fr it's popular. It's a popular dish. And it's endangered. Not endangered now, but they're... Yeah, it's okay. It is France. Could France's cruelest food be back on the menu? As French chefs lobby for ordelon to be reintroduced onto menus,

we explain why cooking the rare and delicate songbird is so controversial. So that's even grosser, right? It's a songbird. Like how they named it a songbird. It's not a little tiny dinosaur. No, no, it's a songbird. It just wants to sing for you and make the woods bright. Tweet, tweet, tweet.

No, man, it's a weird little tiny animal. It says, why is it illegal to cook and kill an ortolan? The RSPB lists their status as vulnerable and throughout the 1970s and 1980s numbers in France

declined dramatically as poachers caught vast numbers to supply restaurants where the bird has long been considered a rare and expensive delicacy.

Some restaurants would charge over 50 pounds for the dish. What is that? In, is that euros or pounds? Pounds. Pounds. What do you think that costs? What over 50 pounds for the dish. What is that? Is that euros or pounds? Pounds. Pounds.

What do you think that costs? What's 50 pounds? Is that like 100 bucks? Not quite, but it's a lot. Something like that. France's League for the Protection of Birds claimed order lawn numbers plunged 30% between 1997 and 2007, as many as 1,500 poachers catching an estimated 30,000 live birds a year. So they're just decimating these fucking things.

The method of capture and killing them is what's fucked up about it. So the hunters catch the birds using traps in the fields. They're kept in cages, encouraging them to gorge on grain in order to double their size. And it's said the Roman emperors stabbed out their eyes in order to make the birds think it was night, making them eat even more.

Okay, here it goes. And then how were they killed? This is where the squeamish look away. What is the name of this website? So we give people telegraph? Autograph from a telegraph. What is the name of the article? Well, we'll say it at the end.

How were they killed? It says, this is where the squeamish need to look away. Traditionally in France, the fat and little birds are drowned in a vat of armagnac. I guess it's like a cognac or something. What is it? Armagnac? Yeah, you're probably dead on with that one. Okay.

Managing to snuff out their lives and marinate them at the same time. Killing two birds with one glug, as it were, it says here in the article. French chefs argue that it's not a bad way to die. In quotes. What the fuck? But I suppose it might be less cruel than throwing a live lobster into a pot of boiling water. Anyway. So that's how they drown them.

And then they cook them. And then you eat the whole fucking thing, bones and all, and the bones puncture your mouth and shit, and that's part of it. You taste your own blood as you're eating these fucking things. Yeah.

People are weird, man. You leave them alone for long enough, let them get drunk and buy things. Reminds me of that Andrew Schultz bit that he put on YouTube. Which one? The eating ass. He goes, if you eat ass

you should not complain about other people's food you know what my friend my friend told me he goes hey you know in Thailand they eat crickets he goes I eat ass because they're eating crickets

because they have no food my refrigerator's full it's so true too he's so good dude he's a great guy too Andrew Schultz he's so good yeah very very funny that's my new favorite dude yeah He's so good, dude. Andrew Schultz. He's a great guy, too. He's so good, man. Yeah, very, very funny.

That's my new favorite dude. He's awesome. Yeah, he's awesome. Really, really nice guy, too. Dirty as hell. Yeah. You meet him next time he's at the store. You'll love him.

He's a real comic. It's a real deal. Oh, he's high level. He's high level, too. We drive to Tony, to train Tony, and we're listening to Andrew Schultz. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. I love that guy.

He's great. And he also is one of the few that is doing the YouTube thing now where he decided to release all of his shit on YouTube. Yeah, thank God. It's very smart. It's giving me some entertainment.

Well, it's also very smart for him. I mean, he's getting millions and millions of views on YouTube. He's blowing up? Yeah, oh, for sure. Yeah, he's killing it. Yeah. And to have it available anytime.

They say that kids watch 50% of Netflix on their phone. 50%. At least that was the numbers they gave me. I think that was what they said about my special. 50% across the board. Take your pick. Remove Netflix. YouTube, 50%.

Twitch, 50%. Website, 50%. 50%, but that's the switch for what it takes. Take your pick. Remove Netflix, YouTube, 50% Twitch, 50% website, 50%. But that's the switcheroo though is 50% watch it on their phone. They could be watching on their computer, but how many of them watched on their TV? Like with YouTube, it's probably pretty small percentage, right?

It switches because they, they're tracking this. They splinter it between like an Xbox or a PS4 or a smart TV. I watch YouTube on my TV. I mirror that shit. shit yeah i do that sometimes i mirror that and i also there's a youtube is one of the other apps it's built into the tv i bought so you can get netflix right from your tv you don't have to have an apple tv and youtube right from your tv it's um it's interesting how big it is now i mean it's so big youtube is gigantic

they got a bunch of movies on there now. I was watching it on my TV and just scrolling through to see what it was going to give me. They were making their own movies. They were making their own movies, but it's weird. It seems like you don't know where to search. Do you just go into the search bar and just search? Just type things up? I just go to my subscription.

I subscribe to certain people and I just go to the subscriptions. I know. I do that too, but I mean if they make a movie like they were making movies like how do you find that movie they gotta pop up different yeah they'll pop up right in your face but they own that shit but if it's a movie that they make like i wonder how i would like to know the numbers like have they how many times have they done that because they made youtube originals right like they made their they financed their own most of Most of them are shows, though. The one that I know has done the best is that Cobra Kai.

It's in the second or third season, I think. Isn't that weird, though, that they get into the production side of it? They're already a place where people produce things and then put them on YouTube. And YouTube's like, yeah, we're going to make our own shit. Yeah, why bother? But then they become something different, right? Because they're going to favor their own stuff above your stuff if you make a movie, too. Yeah.

They haven't made it. Why bother? I think they just want to. I mean, I think that's with every company. Every company gets into this position where they have to constantly expand. They've got to constantly be kicking ass. You know what I mean? No one wants to be stagnant.

They don't want the quarterly earnings to be the same every quarter.'s just that's a bad sign they want to be out there killing it right don't they think like that like every company thinks like that the nba finals is currently sponsored by uh youtube tv that's like they're on normal tv they're broadcasting watch tv on youtube tv which is pretty counterintuitive i have it yeah i have youtube tv every now and then you need to watch something on a regular channel i use it once every on YouTube TV, which is pretty counterintuitive. I have it. Yeah, I have YouTube TV. Every now and then you need to watch something on a regular channel. I use it once every eight months, barely. Pay like 50 bucks a month for it, never use it.

Well, it's so much different, though, than a network because anybody can put their shit up. That's where it gets so weird. It's like this is all so new. No, YouTube TV are TV channels that you can watch through YouTube. Yeah. Channel 4, channel 11. Oh, that's not what I'm talking about.

What I'm talking about is YouTube originals. Okay. YouTube's creating things. Yeah, those are different things. But it's just what percentage of the views, what percentage of the eyeballs of America does YouTube have? All of them. Is it a hundred percent?

I mean, are you kidding? Um, what? Okay, let's just go to low number giant. What is the, what the low number is?

How many people every day don't watch YouTube? I watch YouTube several times a day, but what's the percentage of people? If you had to guess that don't use YouTube at all, 10, I would guess that maybe they probably have 90 of the people's eyeballs yeah it's like the number technically it's the number two search engine on the internet as far as i've read dude that hurts my brain bing and all that like it's that hurts my brain when you stop and think about how many

fucking people must be watching YouTube videos around the world. It's just a company. But it's like, so then they're a network, sort of. But you're allowed, they just have terms and conditions. So you're allowed to upload. And then they have to monitor your shit and make sure you're not putting anything horrible up. No ISIS beheadings, nothing crazy. And you're like, what numbers are you talking about? How are you even looking at all this stuff?

One of the funniest videos on, or genre videos on YouTube are, they're supposed to be instructionals on Japanese massage. It's supposed to be an instructional. It's all about instructional, but it's not. What is it? They take it as far as you can go for YouTube. Oh. You can't go-

It becomes a porn? Almost. Wow. Almost. Can't you show titties? Are you allowed to show titties? No. Educationally.

But, no, but they do. Are you allowed to show titties and then pixelate out the nipples? No, there's YouTube for naked chicks. Just go to YouTube and go to naked chicks. Boom. We've talked about this before. Here's my question. Imagine if they had porn. If they got right to the part where the people bone.

Like right to the part. And then they just gave you like outlines. Like from then out, all you see is like outlines. Bodies moving. You don't see any real dick or any real vagina. But you see outlines yeah butts and dicks and vagina feet up in the air and i bet that's all over youtube i wonder if they could do that you're gonna change a couple letters and you're on a real website that does that for real like

like you jizz or you porn exactly yeah yeah yeah but i'm saying on youtube like what are the terms and conditions is there like could you get right to the point of people actually having sex and then just all of a sudden just becomes, not even an animation, just becomes outlines. You see people kissing. As long as they don't outline dicks, as long as they don't have fake dicks and vaginas, how far can you go?

Tight shots of the chest, back, shoulder. All of it is just outlines. Just a black screen with, like, white outlines of bodies on a bed. Is the audio illegal? That's a good question. Yeah. Is the audio like, uh, uh, uh, uh?

Is that illegal? Is that okay? What's the terms and conditions for people coming? You can do a lot of stuff, but I don't know at what point a couple years ago they added an age restriction sort of thing. So you could probably do that, but it'll get marked 18 and older only or something. Well, here's the reason why I ask. Twitter has porn, straight-up porn.

And I asked Jack Dorsey about it, and he's like, yeah, Twitter allows porn. They allow porn. Wow. So you could be flipping through, and someone's just got straight-up hardcore porn on the biggest – I mean, it's got to be, if not the biggest social media platform on the planet earth it's top two right if it's not number one i'm never right i'm never on twitter what is number one facebook facebook's number one are you still are you on twitter well i put things up there but i read feeds occasionally read someone's feed if they got they post interesting stuff i think

snapchat's even higher but i i avoid it for them i just don't have the time and yeah i only have time for instagram so snapchat is higher well either way it's close either way it's giant it's giant i mean it's enormous and they allow porn which is kind of crazy because like i know they're not as big as youtube in terms of like total minutes watched of things and the thing is that most of what twitter is is text most of it you know so when they have porn it's not it's like a fraction of what the whole thing is whereas if youtube had porn it would very quickly become most of youtube like if youtube just had, people would blow a fucking gasket.

Because kids are on YouTube all the time. Did you start to get on YouTube and look at things? No. Some videos I'll show him, but he's too young to get on the internet. They look at little kid stuff. There's a lot of little kid content. And that was one of the ways that people were getting kids to watch so they can make ad revenue. See those weird fucking videos they would find?

So kids would be watching Wile E. Coyote cartoons or they'd watch some Mickey Mouse type cartoons. And then all of a sudden, it would be these cartoon superheroes that were babies and they were getting drunk and they would fall and cut their head open. It was like, what the fuck is this? And there was hundreds of them.

And they had made it like with a formula just so that they could catch kids in these algorithms that recommend the next video and play the next video. So it would eventually get to their video because it would say, you know, like someone from Frozen with Spider-Man, like and have those names in the title. Elsa, Elsa from Frozen and Spider spider-man this is a large something

happened that we don't that we missed i've heard about this recently too that's why i was actually pulling it up this is a really large youtube channel and there's some sort of like inside joke going on look at this spider-man 10 million 870 thousand872 views. What the fuck? That's so many views. Listen, if a television show on CBS got that, they would be doing fucking backflips. They'd be like, look at all the views we got.

This is amazing. This is Spider-Man and Elsa. Yeah, I don't know. There's just something else up, but yeah. It's weird. It's not illegal to do that To use that in their title Isn't that a trademark Putting Spider-Man up

They can't find all of them They can't find all of them They try I think they take some of them down Isn't it AI That does that I think so They just

They're Spider-Man Anything that says Spider-Man But I think they're getting away with that Because they're wearing a costume I think maybe you could get away With wearing a costume Yeah I don't know Where those laws change

if it's how much parody it is. Maybe Spider-Man is like, at this point, public domain, the name or something. No way, because then other people would be banging out Spider-Man movies. Imagine that. If someone didn't own Spider-Man, if anybody can make their own Spider-Man movie,

if Spider-Man was just like an archetype hero. But you know what? Maybe. Right? Like there's some... Because you can put out a video, like if you wanted to talk some shit on Burt Reynolds or whatever, you could put Burt Reynolds and they can't.

That's legal, right? Just putting people's names in the title. Right. But that's not what that is. That's like they're making a video using copywritten characters that someone created like Elsa from Frozen and Spider-Man. Yeah, for sure. I feel like they probably got away with it because they were

dressed up as them rather than like drawing them like if they had footage from the movie or animation they probably all have that shit copywritten yeah but you could probably get away with if you have your own script and you make some stupid play with elsa and spider-man you could probably get away with that i don't't know though, man. It's weird. They're all like trying to figure out what you can and can't do. You know, what can you not? And so these companies

that are making these weird fuck, and that was a people one where there's people. Most of them that I saw before they purged them were animated. There are weird animations where it was always a baby and the baby would fall

and cut their head. It was fucked up. Like the same image would happen over and over again and there was these websites that were analyzing it they're like what the fuck is this like why is this baby fall and cut his head and like all these different versions of this same sort of story with different characters it was just like a like a they had a pattern that they could stick it into so whatever the character was was mickey mouse or don Donald Duck or they're always drinking and they fall and hit their fucking head.

It's weird, weird shit. But they would get millions and millions and millions of views. So someone was raking in the dough from advertising revenue from that. I had a friend who dated a girl that ended up coming from a family of Satanists. Whoa. Yeah. Broke up with her. It's a long story, but it's a very interesting story

that I want to get into. Did they have a direct line to Satan? No. They broke up. They were together for a couple years and shit came out. She was like multi-personality, Satanist, family, father,

all that shit. And then he broke up with her naturally. But they kind of kept in contact and the last he heard that she got a job programming children's TV at a large company. Ew. I don't want to say the company.

Dun, dun, dun. This is a pretty good friend of mine. He's not bullshitting. But that's scary. Bro, did you see that preacher that got confronted by Inside Edition? What is his name? Copeland? Kenneth Copeland?

Bro, it's hilarious i don't know how much we can show this because this will absolutely get us pulled um this dude got confronted by inside edition they're doing these stories on these preachers that use the donations from their flock to buy private jets and live like a baller and so she asks them know, is it true that you said that you don't want to fly commercial because you don't want to be stuck in a tube with demons? And he, first of all, he got caught off guard and he kind of was chilled at first, but then he got mad at her when she asked that same question again.

He said, no, and I didn't, and don't you bring it up. And don't you say I did. That's what he says. And he points at her. And this, pull it ahead a little bit because uh this is the full version of this pull it there's a that right before that right before that right before that like she asks him what is he an evangelist yeah yeah can we hear it a big time no we can't because we'll get pulled off of youtube for sure but he gets really fucking

mad at her she said but didn't you say didn't you say that you can't fly commercial because the tube is filled with demons do you think that people are demons like this lady has balls of steel because this guy's giving her the crazy eyes and he's saying all kinds of crazy shit there's some questions she also asked about like why why did you buy it? And he's like, because he made it so cheap. Yeah. It was like $980 million. He made it so cheap. It's like, I couldn't say no.

That's what he says. Which plane was it? It was someone. Tyler's the best guy. Tyler Carey, yeah. Made it so cheap. That's it. He's saying it right there.

I had to buy it. Yeah, you can't play it, unfortunately. But play it right after that. Now, this is where she asks him again. He's getting frustrated with her. This is where she asks him again about demons. Now, watch him get mad here. Hold up, but you can't play it.

Because if they fucking hear it, if they hear it, they'll yank us. Don't you do it, Jamie. Don't they like your YouTube? It doesn't matter, man. Whoever owns this content. Don't you do it Jamie Don't they like your YouTube Doesn't matter man Whoever owns this content Don't play any of the audio So he gets mad at her And she's about to say it

She's gonna go But I'm sorry But didn't you say But didn't you say Right before Yep right there So watch this She goes

Didn't you say that they were demons No Look at this Don't you say that I did Look at that Look at that Bro Look at that. Bro. That's intense.

And then he tries to charm her. Then he tries to charm her. That, to me, is what I would imagine a demon would look like if you cornered it. Like, be realistically. Tell me. Back up. Back up right there. Just a little bit before that.

But a little bit before it when he's actually angry. A little bit before that. Watch when he gets actually angry. before that, but a little bit before it when he's actually angry. A little bit before that. Watch when he gets actually angry. If you thought the demons were real, what would you think that they would behave like? Well, they would just pretend to be

people and be all slippery. What's happening here? I just froze it. I paused it there. Back up so we can see him do it, though. Back up so we can see him do it. See, right here, she asked him, watch this. Watch this. No, and don't you say that I did. And then watch this. No, and don't you say that I did. And then watch this.

Smile. Smile. Just let it play. Stop fucking around. Watch this. Look at that face. Oh, I'm your friend again. I'm just a nice preacher.

His hand looks like that hobbit foot we were looking at Bro his nails are long as fuck Just like Satan I would imagine Satan does not have a manicure Eddie any thoughts No no it's You gotta look evil That dude caught a sweet loophole Tax exempt status

That's what's really interesting about churches Tax exempt baby They're doing the government's work The government's like you're doing such a good job keeping these people in line here you go free free no taxes bro you're good you're good like imagine the government looking at televangelists going well seems legit you definitely have the lord's uh words in mind and uh you're definitely not making a ton of money in the loophole so yeah yeah for sure, for sure. Keep that tax exempt status. Seems good.

Seems super solid. Imagine, imagine that like somewhere, someone must have had that conversation. Whether or not they should have tax exempt status. Like at what point in time, you know? Like how about the Catholic Church?

How many sex scandals? How many pedophile scandals does it take before you lose tax exam status is it like a million how many cases how many cases do you need i get what point in time do you go hey maybe you guys should fucking at least pay taxes you know maybe that's the deal they cut you don't go to jail for the kids but you got to start paying taxes, they're not prosecuting them because people aren't screaming for it. What's really interesting is that if you look at some of the things that people are really rallying about today, what you would call like social justice warriors, people are rallying

around so many different causes. Those people that are rallying around all these causes, supporting Antifa, doing this, protecting this and going after that, what, protecting this, and going after that. What they're not doing is going after that church. How come they're not shouting from there? If you really want justice, if you really want to do good in the world, wouldn't you want to stop the pedophiles? Wouldn't you want to stop that?

If you don't see that, it's too scary for people. It's so big. They've got their own country. The Vatican is basically a country so big they got their own country the vatican's basically a country they got their own passport it's dark it's dark when people look like they feel like they're doing progress and then you're not stopping that you're not you know like your concern is what what's your concern the sculpture of the resurrection have you seen that no oh evil what is that vatic's in the Vatican. It's supposed to be Jesus rising from the dead, but it looks like hell.

Let me see that. Yeah. The Sculpture of the Resurrection. Yeah. There's some amazing artwork there. They got a serpent cathedral where it looks like a serpent's head. It's crazy stuff, dude. Have you been?

No, but I've seen it on YouTube. You been to Italy yet? No. You should go, dude. It is insane. It's so insane. The Vatican is so insane. It's absolutely worth that trip.

You went into the Vatican? Yeah, it's amazing. The artwork is off the charts. You can't believe it. St. Peter's Basilica? That's it? That right there. Who fucking made that?

That's supposed to be something about... Bro, that looks like the... That represents Christianity. ...gate in front of Marilyn Manson's house. Yeah. Totally, dude. Look at that shit. That looks like something Marilyn Manson would be rocking.

Dude, this is their... The beautiful people. The beautiful people. Yeah. Make a great photo shoot. That would be an amazing gate, right? If you're like the ultimate horror fiction writer, like if Stephen King bought a house in the Hollywood Hills,

that was his gate. Look up the Serpent Cathedral Vatican. That's crazy, dude. It's like a snake. So there's a thing in there called St. Peter's Basilica. You've never seen anything like that in your life. Right there. Look at that.

It looks like... Come on, man. That's crazy. Come on, man. That's crazy. It has the eyes of a snake, the head of a snake, and the fangs. Scary! You can see that resurrection thing right there. Oh, it's all the same thing! Oh, it's evil the same thing oh it's

dude come on it's evil come on come on man that's amazing that's amazing dude if you were dating

a girl and she was like a that has nothing to do with Jesus right there dude I don't see Jesus anywhere if you were dating

a girl and she's really into witchcraft you'd want to fuck her right in between the teeth baby I'm going to take you to the Vatican I'm going to sneak away I'm going to bribe somebody I'm going to fuck you between the Vatican. I'm going to sneak away. I'm going to bribe somebody.

I'm going to fuck you between the teeth. Yeah, that's scary shit. Can you imagine if they just had a bed that you could borrow in between the teeth? What if the Pope is really the king of the world? Look at him out there. What's crazy? What if he is, though?

What if he is? I don't think so. It's definitely not. What if he is? He might be. He might be the most powerful man on earth. So let me ask you this. What do you think about all this alien shit that's going on right now?

All this UFO shit. What do you think that is? You think that's a distraction? The stuff that's going on right now? Yes. 100%. The FISA just got declassed. They're trying to.

That's what it is. The FISA declass? Are you kidding? That's going to bury a lot of people going to jail. So you think that's why the UFO stuff is out there? It's always been about UFOs, really. You think that they do that? Like they have certain UFO cases that they say, listen, if anything gets weird, we're just going to let this motherfucker lose.

And we're going to tell people, listen, we've seen the aliens. We've got a hold of them. We've got to alert Congress. We've got to talk to people. And then people start just forgetting about corruption, forgetting about the BP oil spill, forget about whatever the fuck is dude the aliens are coming trust me yes they've been talking to the government you know what my argument against it has always been why would they talk to the government if you're from another fucking planet like we when we visit chimpanzees we don't say hey who's the number one chimp we we want to bring you bananas and sign a peace treaty with you. We don't give a fuck who the leader is.

Get out of here. You don't get special deals. You don't get special deals. Take us to your leader. Oh, the top chimp made a deal to let us kidnap some baby chimps so we could bring them to the zoo. Get the fuck out of here.

If they're coming here from another planet, they must be so much more sophisticated than we are. They're not going to listen to us. We're crazy. They're doing it much more sophisticated than we are. They're not going to listen to us. We're crazy. They're doing it for several reasons, in my opinion. And one, exactly like you said, for distractions. And right now they're going heavy with it. But you know, Wernher von Braun, the last four years of his life, he had cancer.

And he had an assistant. And you can watch her on YouTube. Her name is Dr. Carol Rosalyn. And she said that he kept telling her over and over. It was, they're preparing like on his deathbed. They're preparing for a fake alien invasion. That's what they're doing.

They're trying to scare us into a new world order. And she talks about this. No, no, she doesn't say why. He goes, he never told me why. He just kept telling me, all this stuff you hear about aliens and asteroids, it's all fake. First, there's going to be an environmental threat that they're going to scare everybody

with global warming, in my opinion. Then there's going to be asteroid threats. And then the final one, and she says this, and he kept saying this, because the final one, the last one they're going to be asteroid threats and then the final one and she says this and he kept saying this because the final one the last one they're going to do is the fake alien invasion.

That's why there's movies like Independence Day. It gets everyone used to oh we're all going to let's call China and Russia and we all band together. Good call. It's to get us prepared

for a one world government. That's what it's really all about. The aliens and all that the Nazis were doing that to their own people. They made when I was balls deep for a one-world government. That's what it's really all about. The aliens and all that, the Nazis were doing that to their own people. When I was balls deep in the UFO community, they would show us that there's pictures of the German UFOs. And in the UFO community,

we looked at that as evidence that they must have found crashed UFOs and then they're trying to reverse engineer them. That's what everybody in the UFO community thinks. But when you look into it, dude, they were trying to scare their own people to look for the government. They're just scaring us so that we go to the government. Well, science fiction had flying saucers before flying saucers were something that the government or the German government tried to create. So I think if they were trying to freak people out and make it seem like it was aliens yes exactly so so world war ii is over we didn't have operation paperclip

look operation paperclip 1945 1946 we bring in over all right the guys that ended up creating the cia and nasa were from operation Paperclip. So right away. For sure, NASA. So when you look at this, if the Nazis were trying to scare their own people with fake UFOs, they must have came in and said, dude, you guys aren't on the UFO shit. You got to scare your people. So that's exactly when all the comic books, all these space comic books. Wait a minute.

So the Germans were scaring their people with UFOs before the United States got scared with UFOs? Yes. Really? Yes. This was the 30s. Listen, if you're going to be a master of propaganda like Hitler was, right? Yes. Manipulation and propaganda, that would be the move, man.

Who wanted a new world order more than Hitler? Who wanted to control the world more than that guy? Right. That guy knew how to do it, and it's an old idea. It's an old idea. Sure. The way everybody, the ancient Roman emperors they all won they all dreamt for that one world government they couldn't pull it off there was no way they could pull it

off because the only way to make a new world order actually happen is you got to get the people to embrace it you can't force them into it so you got to mind fuck them to embrace a new world order you got to make them want it otherwise they're not going to stay in their own little tribe exactly yeah and all the And all the little rulers will go like, dude, we do one world government. I'm out of a job. Fuck you. So it's impossible. But they knew. They theorized if there was

some kind of alien threat. Don't you remember Reagan talking about that? Exactly. When you're in the UFO community, you take that Reagan speech from the UN and from the CFR and you look at that as proof that there's aliens. But now I look at that when you look at himagan speech from the un and from the cfr and you look at that as proof that there's aliens but now i look at that when you look at him and like at the cfr he goes wouldn't all our jobs be a little bit easier if there was some sort of threat some extraterrestrial

threat he's talking about the rule he's well it's not exactly what he said no no no you're talking about the un one i'm talking about a different one. He did it many times. Two different speeches. Dude, he was doing it all. No, there was a bunch of them. He was on a mission to get everyone. But he makes it sound like, but he's making it sound like humanitarian. Wouldn't all our differences just seem to diminish if there was some sort of extraterrestrial threat?

That was getting everybody used to this shit. We're going to come. The UN is all about a one world government. But wouldn't they have already pulled that off? They can't do it. But wouldn't they have already pulled that off? They can't. They can't do it. But now we're approaching the tech. We have the technology now with holograms.

Now we could do it. It's always been for hundreds of years they knew that. They knew that, but they couldn't pull it off. How are you going to pull it off? Because the dudes who know how to make that shit are making movies. Wouldn't you imagine? What are you saying? I told you about this last week.

You said you didn't see it. What is that? Where Trump's talking about The military industrial complex Oh yes yes yes Oh let me hear that Can we hear that? Yeah yeah yeah Was that free use?

You're talking about Space force? The president right Is he talking about Space force? No You can reassure people You're not looking for

Oh this is Fox News man You can't play this It's the news It's Fox It's like a clip From a Fox segment It's the news though Yeah but I don't think

You'd get pulled for this If you don't want me to play it, I won't play it. The news, you can always play the news. Let me hear him say it. This is my friend Steve Hilton's show. And don't kid yourself. You do have a military industrial complex. They do like war. You know, in Syria, with the caliphate.

So I wipe out 100% of the caliphate. That doesn't mean you're not going to have these crazy people going around blowing up stores and blowing up things. These are seriously ill people. I don't want to say, oh, they're wiped out, you know, ISIS. But I wiped out 100% of the caliphate. I said, I want to bring our troops back home. The place went crazy.

They want to keep it. You have people here in Washington. They never want to leave. I said, you know what I'll do? I'll leave a couple hundred soldiers behind. But if it was up to them, they'd bring thousands of soldiers in. Someday people will explain it. Well, this is an example.

But you do have, you do have. Whoa. That's fucking heavy. Now stop right here. Now if that was from anyone, any normal person, you would say that guy's out of his fucking mind that's a conspiracy there's no one who wants war but you hear that from the actual sitting

president of the United States who has no reason to say that why does he have a reason to say that it must be an excuse for why he didn't pull everyone out 100% that's a really overlooked insight. And that's part of the problem is that so many people hate Trump

that even when he says something like that, that we should listen to because it's coming from the president of the United States while he's a sitting president and while he's talking about pulling people out of war. And people still don't want to listen because it's on Fox News and because it's the president because so many people hate the president. They don't want to listen because it's on Fox News and because it's the president, because so many people hate the president. They don't want to hear about this. That should be something that's talked about. The declass is about to happen?

Shit. You think so? What is the declass that's about to happen? What does that mean? Do you mean declassification? Declass the FISA applications. Declass everything involved in how the Russian investigation started. That's the problem.

There's evidence, and this is coming with the FISA declass, that Trump wasn't supposed to win. There's text messages going back between two FBI agents saying, well, what if he wins? And he goes, he ain't going to win. Hillary's going to crush him like a zillion to one. And he goes, but what if he does win? And he goes, he ain't gonna win. Hillary's gonna crush him like a zillion to one. And he goes, but what if he does win? And these are text messages that have been released

that anybody can... Dude, I want to continue that. I have to piss so bad. Folks, we're back from a piss break. We had to go. I've been drinking

a lot of water lately. I'm trying to be super healthy. Me too, man. I thought Pellegrino was good enough. I thought... It's not? There's no way

those bubbles are good for you You know what I mean? Okay let's find out They're not They can't be No I looked up a dentist Saying that like

No Okay what would happen What would happen to your body How If all you drank Was Perrier And Pellegrino And that's it

No forget about the teeth The overall health of your body It's not so much about the body It's about your teeth Is what that is No but forget about the teeth It's just water But is body. It's not so much about the body. It's about your teeth is what that is. No, but forget about the teeth. It's just water. But is it going to give you cancer?

But the carbonation's got to be doing something to you. To your teeth is all it's really doing. I wonder if it's doing something to your organs, too, or something. It can't be good. To your teeth because of the carbonation? It's got to be. It's just water and carbonation. So what's the carbonation?

Is it nitrogen in the water? What is the carbonation? It's nitrogen to be. It's just water and carbonation. So what's the carbonation? Is it nitrogen in the water? Like, what is the carbonation? It's nitrogen, right? Man, I hope it's great for you. I hope it's better. Acid is higher acidity. Oh, my God. It's bad for you.

It can't be good, right? And that's all I was drinking for a while. But I was happy with myself because, you know, my vice was Coca-Cola. So it got me off Coke. I don't give a fuck about Coke. I got off it. I'll drink Coke're doing something good. My vice was Coca-Cola. Right. So it got me off Coke. I don't give a fuck about Coke. I got off it. I'll drink Coke every now and then. But I'm not, I used to be like, I want it.

Like with a meal, if I went out to a restaurant, had to have a fucking Coke. You know what I mean? But now Pellegrino, it totally satisfies me. I'm good. I'm good with it. But then I just got away with, I just kept drinking just that. I think it's better than Coke, but it's not as good as water. I'm going to go with that. Yeah. It's got to be way better than Coke but it's not as good as water i'm gonna go with that yeah it's

gotta be way better than coke right coke is the worst but why is it so delicious dude some some food you just want a cold diet coke with like if i have a fucking cheeseburger i know i'm already not eating healthy give me a fucking diet coke why are we playing games right you know that feeling is that a pellet grino is good enough with a for me it's good enough with your burger it's it's satisfying but if you're gonna have a burger and fries the best is coca-cola for sure god damn diet coke you'll work it off in the gym my diet my diet you like regular coke regular i don't like regular coke it's too syrupy it's just too hard for me it's just jamie's like oh i miss it it's because jamie's midwest midwest they give it to their babies they put in bottles and shit

can bottle or uh no like a baby a breast bottle was that chicken coke then chipotle in a bottle yeah oh but you like the the styrofoam cups no no only chipotle's got a weird flavor coke that i really like that got me back into drinking it a long time ago chipotle has their own people say mcdonald's coke is the best i highly disagree it's not all the same no it's definitely not it's weird yeah they have different flavors they send like a strain like different it now says its original taste on the label at chipotle which is is... That's weird. You make a deal with Coke and you don't know which flavor you're getting? Let me ask you this. Do you think Andy Ruiz being the heavyweight champion would bring

Mexicans and the rest of America closer together? I think so. What if he starts fucking everybody up? What if he fucks up everybody? What if he becomes the man? That would be amazing. Viva Mexico, man pretty crazy interesting right like what joe lewis was or what muhammad ali was during the civil rights movement how about that

what's his record has he ever lost i think he's 31 and one one loss but it was a split decision to joseph parker who's a legit world-class fighter. So one decision. 29. Yeah, he's young. Young guy. And he's fucking good, man. Like, he's good. People get confused because of the way he looks.

That motherfucker throws hands. And the way he punches is super fluid. Like, everything's like, like, nasty combinations. Like, way quicker than most heavyweights. Way, way quicker. Really interestingweights way way quicker really interesting man when you watch him fight you're like wow so the fights the fight is him versus that bronze bomber guy right well i would imagine the fight is the rematch in england and fucking wembley arena

some shit in front of a million people that's probably going to be the rematch and if he fucks him up again which uh man i don't know what happened in that fight um but fight tyson fury too right oh yeah for sure yeah he could fight tyson fury um i mean andy can fight tyson fury and he can fight uh deontay wilder but the big money I think is in the rematch that's probably where the big money is and then but the problem

with that is man all of a sudden that heavyweight division looks good oh it's great right now this is as good as the heavyweight division has been in decades

it's amazing right now but the most exciting is Deontay because Deontay flatlines people with one shot in this crazy way. And he's just built like a giant Tommy Hearns almost.

He just got crazy power, man. His power makes me just put my hand on my head and go, what the fuck? You think Francis Ngannou could box? I know he could box. At the top level? No. I mean, I think he could with training but he's a little older too you know francis is how old is francis i want to say he's 34

he started fairly late in life learning how to fight in period but uh he's so big and so powerful man what is he 32 32 is not that bad that's young He's young. That's young. That's pretty young. He, in my opinion, is the most dangerous one-punch guy I've ever seen. If you make any mistake with that guy, it's heavyweights just go flying across the room. You think Francis Ngannou versus Andy Ruiz would be big? Andy Ruiz is a way better boxer. So he's a way, way, way better boxer. It's a way way way better boxer it's a big difference hundred amateur fights people would see it just like people want to see floyd mayweather versus conor mcgregor yeah but it's kind of the same in the same way that you know you know conor

mcgregor knocks people dead in the ufc and you know floyd mayweather's the greatest boxer of all time of all time i mean he's probably most skillful, defensive artist we've ever seen. And, you know, Floyd got hit a couple of times. The thing about Francis Ngannou is, I think even with big gloves, you can't let him hit you like that. If he gets, like if Floyd, the way Floyd got hit with that uppercut by Conor, Conor just kind of Placed it there

He popped him It was a good shot But Floyd didn't get wobbled He didn't get dropped If Francis hit somebody Like that I don't give a fuck Who you are

If he hits you With that Alistair Overeem left hook That he hit Alistair with Get the fuck out of here No one's surviving that He just seems like The way he knocked out Kane

When he clipped him with that little short uppercut and Kane seemed like he didn't even know he got hit yeah I think he hits stupid hard like crazy ridiculous off the charts hard I think when he hits people they're just like what in the hell the only guy who's been able to survive that shit is Stipe and of course Derek Lewis but they just didn't do much to each other in that fight. Everybody else, he touches you with that shit, and you just go flying. He hits so goddamn hard that if he just went into boxing straight

instead of UFC, who the fuck knows, man? He could be the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, like legitimately. If you stop and think about how quickly Deontay Wilder went from boxing to earning a bronze medal in the Olympics, it was a year and a half. Wilder is exceptionally talented, exceptionally powerful,

unbelievable one-punch knockout power. But so is Francis. If Francis has chosen to go that path, who fucking knows, man? Who knows? If he learns how to wrestle, really learns how to wrestle, and really learns how to submit people,

can you imagine where everybody has to stand with him because you're scared of him on the ground? Yeah. I mean, he's at 265 pounds natural and shredded the way he is with unbelievable power. That's just a super unusual case. That guy could have any combat sport. If he went into kickboxing, same shit.

He'd be fucking everybody up. Just hits so goddamn hard. He hits people and you just go, yikes. It's hard to learn jiu-jitsu once you're already famous. That's a tough one. That is true. Yeah, it's tough. Because the only way to learn jiu-jitsu correctly you're already famous that's a tough one that is true that's a tough yeah it's tough because the only way to learn jiu-jitsu correctly is with 100 sparring and you don't do

that with your wrestling with wrestling but you you can't go 100 sparring with wrestling because there's no you don't do that with your striking yeah you don't do that with your striking not that much yeah yeah but um it's possible once you become famous it's very hard to go 100 with just anybody you know what i mean it's there's um a lot on the line yeah it's possible but it would have to be well engineered by a really good manager right like someone like a dan lambert who comes along and says this is how we're going to do this we're going to take this as a project and we're going to bring in wrestlers and these guys are going to specifically work with you on these very specific drills. They're going to help you get up and help you stay up.

And we're going to – this is what our job is. Our job is now this. We're going to turn you into the heavyweight champion of the world. But it would have to be, like, someone who had, like, a real specific group of guys that knew the goal and there was no egos involved. So you're not going to bring in some guy who's going to try to out-wrestle them or hurt them or knock them out or do anything.

They're there working for the goal. But that's hard to do. Everybody has their own ideas. That's one of the real problems that fighters have at a really high level is finding people that you can train with that are commensurate in skill level, but they're not trying to take you out to aid each other like imagine imagine if mark kerr got balls deep into jujitsu and got

oh my god he would have been he would have had a longer career that's for sure and you know if he got good on the back oh my god you see that with wrestlers every now and then like after six seven years you see it like oh my god they're taking the back now they're choking people out you saw that with john fitch you know it took a while he he was just cool with ground and pound just you know getting the takedown and then slowly you saw he started seeing him pass and and take backs and then he took backs anthony smith choking out gustav yes how crazy is that yes he did it with a broken hand yeah yeah man that was that was pretty crazy the fucking dude is the real deal yeah he's

the real deal how did the john jones fight go i don't remember john jones just outclassed him he was ahead of him he knew what he was going to do before the decision yeah five rounds five round decision okay dominant decision john just uh i mean he never got wobbled or knocked down no he got hit i mean he definitely got hit he got he took some shots but he was fine at the end of it um early in the fight though he showed he showed he looked very smooth, very fluid. In the first round, he looked very good, very composed, considering world title fight against Jon Jones. I mean, everything he did when he was moving, he wasn't exploding,

he wasn't blowing away any nervous energy. He fought very technically. Very good technical stand-up. And just, look, Jon is just Jon. Jon's on another level there's everybody else then there's john jones it's another level he knows when you're tired too he you see him when he senses like any any time where you're trying to catch a break he senses it and he starts ramping it up and moving towards you and kicking your legs like

you see it smells blood he smells blood he's a fucking straight-up killer, man. He just knows. There's a lot of aspects to his game that are very interesting, but he just knows how to feel where a guy is. He knows the distance in terms of knowing how to feel where a guy is in terms of how far away the guy is from him because he's the best ever at utilizing his long reach, but he also knows where the guy is psychologically.

He knows when guys are physically tired. He knows's he fighting next he's gonna fight tiago santos i don't know too much about him oh my god that guy beast throws bricks more of a striker than jujitsu oh yeah way more way more he's got a giant hammer tattooed on his chest knocks people in another dimension he's a beast man, man. A legit beast. When's that? Isn't that August? Isn't that August in LA? I think that's the Anaheim card. I think. Am I making

that up? It's a great fucking fight, though. Great fight for as long as it lasts. Who knows? You know, that guy can knock anybody out. He swings wild, but John should be a heavy favorite going into the fight. John fights on the July card. Oh, it is the July card. He swings wild. But John should be a heavy favorite going into the fight. John fights on the July card. Oh, it is the July card.

Oh, my God. That's right. Anaheim, Stipe, and DC. That's right. That's where I got confused. Anaheim, Stipe, and DC. John Jones versus Tago Santos. Dude, I didn't even know that was on.

Stipe and DC is on? Yes. Damn, I didn't know that. Romero and Paulo Costa is also rebooked for that. That's Anaheim as well, right? Yeah. Yoel Romero and Paul Acosta, best body ever fight.

They're fighting for the best body ever. That's what they're doing. Like, who's the king? Did he win some sort of lawsuit? Yes. Yoel might never fight again. He won $27 million. He's like, I give up! Because there was a supplement company that had tainted supplements, legitimately. They tested them independently, and they found out that this shit is tainted.

It makes people piss hot for steroid tests. So he sued him. The question is whether or not he's going to be able to collect, because when you sue someone, they can go bankrupt. If they're a corporation, that's why someone forms an LLC. So if they've got some steroid-tainted shit and an athlete sues them, I wonder if they actually have to pay or if one day they could just disband the company. Because $27 million is a lot of money. Who knows? The company might not even be worth $27 million.

I don't know what the company is. Do you know what the company is? I'm seeing it right now. What's the name of it? Gold Star Performance. That's a big name. I've heard that name before. Have you heard that name before?

Mm-mm. I think that's a big name in supplements. You know what, man? If anything, it'll blow them up. It'll be worth it. Just pay them. We're going to make $100 million because people are going to jump on it. You know what I mean?

Probably, right? Like people that don't fight professionally. Like cool let's do it yeah that's true right give me the shit that hector lombard pissed out for yeah 100 i got that shit i got that shit son you're gonna get a thick old neck what's up jamie they got it they got what if this is the right company i just looked up when I tried to type in the revenue. They're doing all right. Yeah? How much are they worth? I don't know if this is the right company, but the one I just found says they did. I had a cash balance of $96.5 million as of December 31st.

Oh, give up the $27 million to the Cuban, baby. Might not be the actual same company, but it's got the same name at least. I bet it's that company. Let's say it is that company. Come on. Give up that money. I want to see Yoel Romero just covered in furs, gold chains and shit, just living like a pimp. Well, I want to see Yoel Romero in some sort of crazy gazelle skin coat with full six-pack.

Just no minks, right? Minks would be better. Something crazy. Just $27 million in the bank, not giving a fuck. 20 girls around. He'll start rapping in Cuban. I love you. That's pretty good.

That fucking guy. He's the freakiest athlete I've ever seen. He moves so fast sometimes you're like, what? When he fought Chris Weidman, I remember when he landed that flying knee. I was like, oh, my God. That guy could do that out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. You can never sleep on him because he lulls you into this false sense of everything being okay.

He moves slow. He just moves slow. He moves slow. He moves away when you kick him. He moves away almost like he's conserving energy. And then, boom, he's conserving energy. And then boom! He just jumps on you. It's amazing to see a guy like him at 40 years of age

be that fucking explosive. You know? You're right at 40 with that lawsuit. Shit. Why fight? Maybe he wants to fuck up Paulo Costa, and that's a wrap. Maybe after that fight.

But if he actually gets the money, that's the problem. See, it's all bullshit until the money's in your bank account. Yeah. Because if they appeal, and they drag it into appeals court, which they probably will, right? It could take years. It could take years. Yeah. Yeah, and then meanwhile, if they have that money, they could just invest that money.

Just make itself back, and then give them what they invested. Here's your money. It didn't cost a shit. They could do that too as long as it's long enough. Maybe they have like $500 million. They're like, ah, $25 million. That whole supplement world is a weird world. It's very weird.

We had problems on it with AlphaBrain early. Our AlphaBrain had other shit in it with different vitamins and they weren't supposed to be in there i'm like what is this in there so we had to change suppliers it's tricky man when you're making stuff and you're not there for every step of the way you hire companies to do it like well how are they doing it how are they mixing it what's the the vat look like did they clean that shit know? And then somewhere down the line, like Tim Means, he was another one. Remember Tim Means? Tim the Dirty Bird?

He's a bad motherfucker. He, same thing, pissed hot for some shit that was just some over-the-counter stuff. They found it. But they gave him like six months. I think they gave Yoel a long time too, though, didn't they? Did they give him like six months or something like that? I don't know. I think they gave him a long time.

It was like six months, which apparently is worth $27 million. I got you! $27 is a nice number too, man. Yeah, you got a six-month suspension. Yeah, whatever. If he gets that $27 million, he won't give a fuck about that six-month suspension. Have you had $27 million clean in the bank that you don't have to pay taxes on? Is that how it works? No, you got to pay taxes. Do you had $27 million clean in the bank that you don't have to pay taxes on? Is that how it works?

No, you gotta pay taxes. Do you, when you get a lawsuit? That seems ridiculous. Why not? It seems ridiculous. Why would the government say, ah, you could keep that? Why would the government get a piece of you getting your career damaged? I know, but isn't that nuts? That's funny.

They've ruled that you got damaged. So someone has to give you money to make up for all the money that you lost. You lost $27 million worth of revenue. We're going to make it right, UL. So they give them that $27 million, and the government's like, not so fast. You might have lost $27 million, but we didn't get our piece. I bet you have to pay taxes. If you didn't have to pay taxes

on things imagine how few people would pay taxes you know what it would be like if the irs wasn't so fucking ruthless chasing people down it would be like those uh things where you bought 99 records for a dollar remember that when nobody ever paid for it the record club yeah they would send you the cassettes penny yeah it was like a penny. And you'd get to pick. You'd get to pick this. Oh, REO Speedwagon. Ooh, Billy Joel, The Stranger.

And you'd get to check off the list in the box. No one ever paid. No one paid. I don't know a single person that paid. They tried to chase me down. Maybe they didn't want the money. They just wanted to spread the music. Maybe they did.

Maybe it was a scam. Maybe they insured themselves against a certain amount of loss and a certain amount of suckers paid. Because they did harass you a little bit. They'd send you letters like, hey man, I sent you all those Kiss cassettes.

You haven't gone back to us. Remember that? Did you do that, Jamie? Yeah, Columbia House is what it's called. Yeah, Columbia House. That's right, Columbia Record House. And then they'd send send you shit like a box of shit you didn't want like i don't want holland oats was it columbia house records or columbia records house it was a club they were always in tv guides that's right there was always a little advertising insert

dude that's the first time i found out about well it was actually late night tv about dianetics i didn't know Dianetics was Scientology. I thought it was like, you know, you got to kick ass, take on the world, get away from your insecurities and your fears. They drag you in a little bit first. They drag you in with a volcano and smart. They're showing the volcano in the commercial.

That's way better than like those dudes you see at freeway overpasses that are screaming, Jesus saves, Jesus saves! Like, dude, nobody. How can they save you from doing this? You ain't bringing nobody to Jesus, man. Yeah. But it's smart.

You don't tell them. You want to get someone into Jesus? You don't tell them it's about Jesus. You know what I mean? You just bring them in. It's self-help. The real way to get someone into Jesus is to lead by Jesus' example and be a really good Christian.

And someone says, well, why are you such a nice person? Say, because I'm a Christian. And a real Christian is a really nice person. And the person would be like, damn, I want to be a really nice person. And they say, well, why don't you come to church with me on Sunday? And next thing you know, you go to church with them. That's how you do it. That's how you do it.

You can't be screaming Jesus on the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and La Brea. But then when they corner you, you go, don't you say that. Don't you say I did. You got pretty eyes. You got pretty eyes. That's going to be cut up. It should be cut up. That guy seemed demonic to me, man.

He creeped me the fuck out. That creeped me out, man. That guy's used to telling people things like that. He's used to yelling at people and pointing his finger out. That long fingernail. Point it at you. Don't you say I did. You'd make a great demon.

Imagine what it must be like to be a fly on the wall, one of those billion dollar preachers. Just they must be getting pussy. it must be like to be a fly on the wall one of those billion dollar preachers just they must be getting pussy they must be oh it has to be right of course it has to be top shelf they'll be flying them in from czechoslovakia and shit just they got their crew of actors skiing in on a fucking hill of cocaine it's crazy how yeah they got a bunch of actors and plants and all that shit but it's crazy how they get people to believe it and they get put in trances and shit and you know some of them are acting but some of them are like you know there's a certain percentage of people that are hypnotizable what is it what is it like you know 20 maybe it's the people that didn't get sucked

into pro wrestling pro wrestling could have got them They would have believed that that was real. They missed that, and they got sucked into the snake handlers and shit. What percentage do you think? Because when you go to those hypnotist shows, the scam is that before the show, this is considered the scam part, is before the show, they go into the audience and they find people that are easily hypnotized, right? So then they bring them out. One of the things they do is they let you be aware that they might call upon you.

And so just to make sure that your story matches, we would like to know whatever happened to you, is there something that's bothering you so that we know that when Cindy the Magnificent, when she calls out to you, that your story matches up with the piece of paper. There's little weird tricks they do with people. They ask them to fill out these forms, talk about their childhood. That's the psychic shit. That's psychic shit. For sure.

They'll have gophers listening to people talk. But I'm talking about hypnotist shows where they take a couple, maybe they take one person on stage. Oh, I see what you're saying. And they hypnotize them, then they wake them up, and then they make them do weird shit that they don't remember. Oh yeah, dude, I saw that before.

I've seen it. So that's real. Oh, it's real. So there are people, a certain percentage of the population who knows what it is. Maybe it's 10%, maybe it's 60%.

Who knows? But there are people that can be put under a spell on, under a spell in it. They could be in a trance. Yes. Do something while they're awake. They're awake and they do something under command without any control and they don't remember it. And then they get snapped out of it.

Yes. All that's real? Yes. That's crazy. To varying degrees. Yeah. And it's real in live audiences, which is particularly weird. Yeah.

Frank Santos, the R-rated hypnotist, was a staple in Boston when I was coming up. When I was an open micer. Frank actually even ran a comedy club at one point in time. And his son is a hypnotist now. Frank Santos, he would do Stitch's Comedy Club. Me and Greg Fitzsimmons and Nick DiPaolo and all these guys, we saw him do this. And he would do it on a regular basis. It happened every week.

He had one night a week. And it wasn't just that club it was one night a week a week at stitches but it was like one night a week at nick's comedy stop and one night a week a week it giggles sorry um but he would get a bunch of people out of the audience and he would have a bunch of volunteers who wants to volunteer and get the people on the stage and everybody would be like well i can't believe we're here and they would hypnotize him and hypnotize him and hypnotize him and do this thing. You're getting sleepy. You're going to listen to me.

I'm going to count to five. And when I count to five, you are going to be doing push-ups. And underneath you is going to be Madonna. And she's going to be naked. And he would do that. And it would work on some people. And he'd look at people and he goes, you're not under. Come on, come with me.

And he would get rid of them. But then some people would just be under. And you would be like, this isn't real. real is this real but then you would see your friend go up there you would see someone you knew go up there and you would see people see their friends go up there and what they couldn't believe it and the person was really doing it and you could tell they were really doing it and they'd be so embarrassed they'd be so embarrassed when they found out that they did this in front of these people they're like what yeah you came in your pants and like some guys would actually come in their pants.

They would come in their pants. He would tell them, well, I'm going to count to three. And I'm like, number three, you're going to come in your pants. One, two, three. And you've got to be like, oh, no. You'd see them get super embarrassed. These aren't good actors. But you could see the embarrassment in their face.

They were bewildered. They were so confused. They were like, what happened? How did this happen? But it wasn't everybody. You probably couldn't do it. I wonder if there's a, I would love to see a documentary on people getting hypnotized and like proving that it's real and doing different things.

Well, I got hypnotized. I got hypnotized. You went under? It was real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't get hypnotized to do anything. I got hypnotized by Vinnie Shorman. Vinnie Shorman, the mental coach.

Did he make you do things you didn't remember? I hope not. No, I just laid there. He gave it to me. No. I laid there and he talked to me while I was laying there. And when he was talking to me, I knew he was there and I knew I was there. And I knew I was just

chilling on this couch. It wasn't like I was in a trance and I was going somewhere and I was very aware that it was happening but it was like he was put me in a suggestive state and he was talking to me about various things that

I wanted to work on mostly organization and discipline stuff like discipline like getting things done which is something that I'm always concentrating on and then when it was over, it was just over. I was awake through all of it, but it was weird. It was like a weird state.

It was like as if the regular world has a crazy filter over it. Were you stoned? That's a yes. It's hard to guess. I would probably say yes. It sounds like me if you weren't like you weren't hypnotized like the kind of like those dudes that don't remember what they did and all that but he doesn't do that though and i think other people can do that and i think they do that to some people but

that's not what he's trying to do anybody his i think and i'm speaking for vinnie um but i think that anybody can allow themselves to get into this suggestive state, to get into this state of hypnosis. But that's different than the kind of people that will think that they really are having sex with Madonna on stage. Yeah. The type of people that really do come in their pants. That's crazy. I'm talking about those people. Those people are locked in.

There's something locked in about them, but it was 100% real. You think those people that are easily hypnotizable can be influenced, they could be hypnotized by something on a TV screen? Maybe. You think it's possible? Yeah, maybe. Maybe, why not? I don't know what that element, what is,

what's causing you to go under? You know what I'm saying? Like, is it just the words? Yeah, what is it? The way the person's saying it? Is it them looking at you? Frank Santos was an interesting guy. He's a very short fellow, and this is coming from a short guy and he had glasses and he's kind of like a big

guy and he was heavy you know he's overweight and it just seemed real unassuming and sweet and kind and soft and just hello everybody how are you how are you you know and he just it's just talking to you you're gonna get sleepy you're gonna get sleepy you're gonna sleep you're sleepy and they would just nod off he'd be like whoa what the fuck? Are you going to get sleepy? Are you going to sleep? You're sleepy. And they would just nod off. He'd be like, whoa, what the fuck? He just knew how to do it. And he would do it so calmly and confidently. And he would do it every week.

And every week we would watch. Some people would work on. Some people wouldn't work on. I wonder if anybody can do it. Anybody can put someone under a trance if they were taught the right way. And all you got to do is learn something? Or is it some kind of special gift or something? I bet it's a skill i bet it's a skill but i bet it's just like having a good personality like some people you want to hear them talk all the time

dude what if there's dudes like that they go they date and they're just looking for girls they could hit yeah they're just looking for girls they could hypnotize so they go oh they got alive when they take them home make them do all sorts of crazy shit. I knew a guy who was a comic who also worked as a hypnotist. And he could hypnotize people. And I remember walking by him while he was talking to this girl. And she goes, no, I don't want to be hypnotized. And I remember thinking, what are you saying to her?

This was back in the dizzay, too. What if there was a hypnotist slash comedian that mastered hypnotizing people from the stage and got them to laugh hysterically at everything, and so you're just like killing and crushing every night? Well, I think comedy is a form of mass hypnosis. It's funny you say that, because I think that's what's happening when you're locked in like when you're locked in and everyone's locked into what you're doing and you're killing there's these moments where it's like the audience syncs minds with you like hypnotism it's very similar because when you're killing there's this feeling that you get

where you you're like it's an energy feeling it's not just you saying something and they think you're so funny so you feel so good it's like you're riding this wave and as long as you practice the material so much that you know where the beats are and as long as you're so engaged in the material that you really are thinking about it as you're saying it you're not bullshitting them you're not just saying the words because they know when you're just saying the words they want you to be fully engaged but there's these moments when you are fully engaged and they know you are and you you're riding this wave together because you know the material so much so that you can be fully engaged but not

have to think about what comes next because you know what comes next but you're saying it as if you've never said it before and you're thinking of it as if you've never thought it before you're thinking of it as if you've never said it before and they're locked in and it's like hypnosis it's very very similar as far as i know i mean i've never hypnotized anybody but i feel like when you're killing it's a state of mind it's like you're you're you're achieving a group state of mind with all these people it's weird yeah that's why i say that like specials are like at the very best 80 percent of what it's like to be there at the very best it's probably not even close i'm probably being super generous with what a special actually is in comparison to being there live like there's

sometimes i'll see a recording and i'm like i thought that was better i thought that was better when i saw it live because when i was live and i was watching the person i was in the room you know i'm soaking up the laughs in the room they're all the people in the room everybody took they took an uber to get there they got drinks they're they're excited they're pumped up the guy's killing you're locked in you're in the room with these people can you believe you just had that ah and you're all feeling it together at home you're getting a fraction of that yeah you know it's like hypnosis man there's an energy that's being shared you know i mean you've been doing a lot of stand-up now don't you feel like that like when it clicks like there's an energy that's that's being shared. You know, I mean, you've been doing a lot of stand-up now. Don't you feel like that? Like when it clicks,

like there's an energy that's being bounced back and forth between two people, between you and the audience. Yeah, yeah. For sure.

I mean, when it works, you know, I'm a blue belt in comedy. You know what I mean? You're like a coral belt, red belt. You know what I mean?

You know, I'm pulling it off and it feels good even when you just pull it off and everyone's laughing everyone's having a good time it feels great yeah it feels those moments that's why i'm doing it because it's so much fun it's just like what i do after jujitsu you know i hang out with my my students and we just talk about the craziest shit for about 10-15 minutes and then i go home it almost every night. We're talking about crazy shit. And it's the same thing.

We're making each other laugh. And when it works on stage, it's that times a thousand. It's just, you know, when people are laughing and everything's working, it's great. Obviously, when it's not working and they smell blood and you're not feeling what you're saying

and kind of just going through the motions, and that happens to me. I'm still new in the game. That sucks. That's horrible. That's horrible. But luckily, the first year, I was just trying to figure out what the fuck I was going to do and trying to structure my set.

I smoked weed before I went on stage. I don't do that no more. I go on stage just clear-minded, and it's way better because it's easier to remember all all the material when you're not stoned you know uh eventually i can you know uh go back to smoking weed like you before i said because i've gotten the structure down so well that i could just go up there and it's like you know when you when i teach and i do a seminar

i got that shit down on lock well i really like doing sober october i really like not smoking before shows, too. It's fun. It's fun to do. It's different. Have a cocktail, you know what I mean? I couldn't even do that at Sober October. Everything was just completely sober.

I like having a drink and then maybe a cup of coffee, get my blood going. Get fired up. Boom. Like before I teach, I have some coffee. I move around. That's one thing I do. I stretch out and move around. Shadow box.

Yeah, i get my body loose i just want to get the blood pumping i just want to feel looser physically it's hard to know like when though you know like what's when is it looser is it looser right now like just kind of just i just i have just a bunch of things that i do i just start throwing knees loosen up my arms you know stretch my back out stretch my legs out you know when it works though man when you're um just like connected with the audience where i felt that the most so far was in houston almost a year ago and uh just for some reason man that crowd was saturday night saturday night yes i caught a wave they were all waiting to scream.

As soon as I walked on stage, they were already laughing. I didn't even say anything. They were just all ready to go. Curtis was there with Priscilla, his fiance. That was the best night so far. As far as connection, man, you're chasing chasing that you always want that you know you always want that same high and then the next day in austin man it wasn't it was the opposite we talked about this the last time you were here yeah you had a rough set on sunday um i'm going nice though i'm

good you know it's good for you can i throw a little houston plug not this weekend but next friday june 14th me and sam tri Tripoli are doing Tinfoil Hat Comedy. Friday in Plano, Texas, which is just outside of Dallas. And then Saturday, June 15th, we're back at The Secret Group in Houston. That was my favorite night so far. So hopefully we could do the same thing again. I'm keeping my fingers crossed. But, man, I'm really looking forward to going back to Houston.

Yeah, me too. I'm announcing a bunch of dates on Wednesday, and Houston and Dallas are both on that menu. And then we're doing another date in Colorado. Colorado's two nights now, 23 and the 24th at the Belco, joerogan.com for all that shit. How about those Houston gigs you used to do back in 2004, 2005? Remember, we'd go to Houston, Austin. Those were some crazy those houston

was always for some reason fun comedy town dude they're ready to laugh dude yeah well that's where kinnison started you know kinnison started there hick started there a lot of great comics came out of houston it was a good spot so they had like a a real appetite for comedy then you know they're they're smart people that are you know know, they're living in like a, it's like a Texas city. So it's like Texas, but it's also city. So Houston's a great spot.

Yeah. It's one of the best. All right, let's wrap this bitch up. Bring it home. Eddie Bravo. Thank you very much. Tell people,

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