The Joe Rogan Experience - #1398 - Lil Duval

Episode Date: December 11, 2019

Lil Duval is a stand-up comedian and recording artist.

Doom, doom Boom, and we're rolling What's going on, man? How are ya? Good to see ya What's up, man? Pleasure, pleasure Pleasure to meet you, man I enjoy your social media, man

Your Instagram is one of my favorite, for sure I appreciate it, man, just doing me Yeah, you're doing you, but you're doing it correctly It's a lot of fun You're a fun guy Like, your shit is fun I just try to be genuine with it That's all, that's cause

That's all I've been on there From day one And that's what got me this far And it's been working So why not Yeah man You know I found out about you Well I found out about you From two people

One from my friend Andrew Schultz Yeah that's my nigga I love that dude He speaks very highly of you But two Because my friend Stylebender Yeah

He's a UFC middleweight champion He played your song On one of his walkouts Yeah For one of his fights I didn't even know I didn't even know I didn't even know him Honestly

Until It's just like A lot of stuff I really don't be knowing I'm out the loop Of the mainstream stuff So if I'm not If I can't

Especially something like Like UFC I'm still new to that I'm still learning it So when he So when I think Andrew O'Shaughnessy The one told me

On Instagram Told me too And when I looked at it I was like Oh shit This shit is big Like smile Because this one He did it So when I think Andrew O'Shaughnessy, the one told me, and Instagram told me too, and when I looked at it, I was like, oh, shit. This shit is big. Like Smile, because he did it while Smile Bitch was still bubbling. So he was one of the people that I kind of realized, oh, no, this shit going to a whole other level.

Just by him doing that, and I appreciate him doing that too. He's huge now. He's huge now. He's the champ now. So he did this back before he won the title. This was, I believe, a year ago. Shit, to me, he did win the title when he did that. I thought that was the title.

I didn't know. I don't know. I'm still new to this UFC thing. Actually, that's what brought me into it. Really? That made me give a fuck about it. I was like, shit, let me see what this is about. You got to come to one live.

I want to. What are you doing this weekend? You want me to tell you what it is? I didn't like to see The actual nigga Getting his ass whooped Like I don't wanna keep Seeing him get punched

Punched Punched While they're down you mean? Yeah yeah I guess cause The environment you come from I try to get away From that type of shit

And so to see it Like I don't even watch Videos like that Seeing somebody get shot In the head And I'm just starting To get comfortable comfortable watching fights. I know what you're saying.

So with that, but now I want to go to a UFC fight now just because now I guess my body or my mind got desensitized to where it don't bother me as much. Well, anytime you want to go, let me know. There's a big one this weekend. Where? Vegas. Shit, I might come fuck with you. Come on down. Hold on, let me think.

I don't want to say. I got to think, do I got something to do? There's at least two titles, right? Oh, shit. Three? Three titles? I can't go. I'm going to Honduras.

I forgot. Oh, shit. How do you forget you're going to Honduras? I don't know. I just be doing shit. I do shit whenever I get a chance to now As far as traveling Just for fun

Yeah just for fun Just for chill That's my way of My me time My space time To gather my thoughts And do my thing So not even

Not work related at all Just enjoying yourself That's kind of where I'm at mentally And everything I just I'm kind of pre-retired in my mind really to prepare myself for when when shit slow down i think you should do that i think

i should well me for 40 when you're about 40 you need to prepare for 60 i always try to prepare for later i'm 52 so 60 is around the corner for me nigga 50 i'm just realizing because i remember when i was a kid and i used to be like man man, man, I want to give my life to God and all that, but I ain't going to have no fun. I'm going to wait until I get about 50. And then here come 50 about to pull up. Like, shit. So, nah, I mean, but, I don't know, 50 is a cool age, and I'm just starting preparing for when I can't take care of myself. Well, what it all is is that we know it ends, and we don't know when.

We don't know if it's 100. We don't know if it's 80. We know it ends. So you hear 40, and you go, ooh, how close? How close am I? I know it's about time to wrap up. I done went half the century. What's the average?

100 at the most? I know this shit's going to end pretty soon some type of way, so let me prepare. Went half the century Like What's the average A hundred at the most So I'm like Yeah I I know this shit From the end pretty soon Some type of way So Yeah Let me prepare

And then I look at I watch old people a lot So I pay attention to them So I see what they going through And I'm like Alright It's my turn pretty soon

I had John Witherspoon in Earlier in the year With his son JD Yeah Here it is. Sorry.

And he died shortly after. He died a couple months later. And I've known that guy for a long time, and I remember thinking, like, he was just here. He was, like, happy. He had all this energy. He was hilarious. And then a couple months later, the lights shut off.

That's life, man. That's shut off that's life man that's life that's life that's life that quick just like that in the big scheme of things from thousands of years it's just like that but a guy like that is this like iconic figure hilarious comedian like he's it's it's weird that he's gone you know why because it's weird when everybody leaves it's like they're just they? Because it's weird when everybody leaves. It's like they're not in this space anymore. It's just gone. I don't see it as weird, though, because I see death is just as much as life.

It's the same thing. Oh, it is, yeah. So I don't see it as weird. I mean, of course, emotionally, we're emotionally attached to what bothers us You know But at the same time I get it Yeah That's what I think I think that's the key

To all this shit Understanding Once you understand You just You pretty much Got life figured out You think you have Life figured out

I never feel like that I never feel like I got life figured out Yeah You think you got it nailed I mean It's stuff to learn. Like, I was just telling him stuff like this.

It just opened my mind to stuff. He was just telling me stuff. Oh, the float tank? But the beginning and the end is pretty much life and death. It's just like any other thing in life. I mean, any other thing that's living. There's nothing, no difference. So it's like, we just think it is because this shit here make us arrogant that's true and i

also think it's a thing it's a manage your perceptions thing you know like you have to manage your perceptions like how you view things like you could freak out about things or you could just everything's perception is everything i mean it's just how you look at it and it's that's what keep you sane understanding like it's just how you look at it and understanding there's no good or bad and shit is what it is. You just got to be on the right side. Yeah. Shit. And the universe doesn't care.

It just keeps marching on. The universe. Nature don't give a fuck. Not at all. Nothing's more powerful than nature. And once we realize that, we'll be more humble. You said you saw a cat's hunt on a safari? Yeah.

What was that like? I got it on my phone. Shit. You see him get one? Uh-uh. You got to sit there for a minute and I didn't have

no weed or nothing to sit there. Yeah. Where were you? What was that? Tanzania. Tanzania. I posted on my Instagram.

Oh, wow. I try to share shit like this here, because where I'm from, we never seen no shit like that. But it was dope as fuck. It was way more interesting than I thought it was going to be. It's like really watching, like being in the hood and watching a fight or watching somebody get shot. Oh, wow.

Okay, it's got to load up. Yeah, it got to load up. Give it a second. Because it was an old iCloud it's on the iCloud give it a second unless y'all got wi-fi yeah i got cricket you know i'm on that rich broke lifestyle but uh but yeah it was dope as fuck man like just being out there i take i took a lot of pictures and shit i got a like an Instagram page where I used to post dope pics from when I traveled and shit. Did they make you take malaria medication?

I never took nothing. No way I went. Really? And I'm glad I didn't because I heard people that do take them shots and stuff, they get sick. Real sick. Yeah. Well, thank you. And plus, I don't eat a lot.

So it ain't too much that's going to fuck me up. I eat McDonald's wherever I go. McDonald's is your friend when you're out in the country. I think that's it. Is that you? That ain't it. You said you took this. You took this one?

The shot up there. Oh, the shot right there. Did you take that one too? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I took that pic. So is this your other Instagram, the Comedic Guy? Yeah, that's my other Instagram. So it's just photographs? Photographs.

And I call it Comedic Guy because I's my other Instagram So it's just photographs Photographs like Just and I call it Comedic Guy Cause I think comedians Got the best eye You know cause we observe You know so I mean You should be able To take good pics

If you're a comedian Wow this meat market's intense Where is this at That was at Zanzibar Whoa I think What kind of meat

Is all that Uh shit I don't know Something I ain't finna don't know something I even eat Told you only McDonald's man. Like I don't trust me and matter of fact me and our Andrew one time we went to We did hip not the hip hop awards shit the MTV Awards over in Europe and while we was over there the crew and everything and I Traveled the line. I'm like it was like man, we finna go get something to eat.

And I'm like, I ain't eating that shit. He's like, nah, come on, let's go get something to eat. I was like, man, you gonna fuck up? Go over there. Everybody, the whole crew had to go to the hospital. I was the only one that didn't go. Really? Yeah, because I don't eat that shit.

So they all got food poisoning. They all got food poisoning trying to eat. Andrew too? I'm not sure. He say he didn't, but I swear I told him too. He say he didn't get it, but he might have listened to me that time but but for the most part i just don't eat when i go out the country i eat shit that i'm used to fruit rice chicken and mcdonald's mcdonald's you ever see one of those uh cheeseburgers they put it on a shelf for a year and they film it for a year to

see if it deteriorates a year later it looks like it just got put there that's a good thing though right that's like space food like that's space food like if space food is good for for astronauts yeah they gotta be good for us like we be hating on mcdonald's way too much like nobody's really really died on on paper i'm mcdonald's right they have from jack's really died on paper from McDonald's. Right. They have from Jack in the Box. They die from eating a lot. You eat anything a lot, you're going to die.

People eat fish and fat as fuck. That's true. But I think someone's died from E. coli. I think that was Jack in the Box. They had an E. coli outbreak. I mean, but that could be at everything. That could be at any restaurant, any place. That shit that you just showed on there, I'm pretty sure it's E. coli and that shit.

They just, they body immune to it. That's one thing I did learn, too, from traveling. At the end of the day, you can eat anything. You just can't eat a lot of it. When I go over to Asia, they eat everything moving. Do you see that there's a thing? And they live to like 100. My kids explain this to me.

I didn't know about this. It's called mukbang. What's that? It's a style of video that they do in Korea, where Korea, I guess they're proper and polite when they eat. They have good manners. They try to do that culturally. So they have these videos that are real popular Where they just eat like slobs They'll eat like an octopus

And they're like And they just splatter food All over their face And make a lot of noises While they chew And these videos Are insanely popular Millions and millions of views

Of people watching someone eat That's cause it's Well you can't go by Our view of millions And their view Ain't that much Cause you gotta think It's billions of them

So I mean That's true That's true But it's not billions Of Koreans But I guess it's Worldwide It's a lot of them

How many Koreans are there? Let's Google it It's a small country Relatively Hey Siri How many How many Koreans Are there out here

i'm siri your virtual assistant oh he's a guy how many koreans population out here i don't know that i found this on the web you know let me just do the paper right tap type at the old i'm gonna guess population kore to guess. Population of Korea, 50 million. 50 million? What do I get? 51.47. 51.47? That's a lot.

And how many is America? 330. 330? Is that what it is now? So it's more of us? They don't know how many Mexicans there are. They do not. They do not.

They do not. You'll never figure that out. You'll never get it figured out. You'll never figure that out. You're never going to figure that out. You'll never figure that out unless you go to a concert. Good luck. You go to a concert, you'll see them all there. It is endlessly fucked up that there's a population of people that live amongst us, can't get green cards. And if they left, like you ever see the documentary A Day Without Mexicans?

Mm-mm. L.A. would fall apart. L.A. would literally collapse. It would just fall into the ocean. If I was them, I would do that. Show them. Show us. They're the humblest.

Yeah, but they can't because they don't have the paperwork. That's the thing. They're all illegal. If people come over here illegal and they're, you know, valet parking and washing dishes and doing all these different jobs

and landscaping and everything they can do, if they stopped, other people are just going to take their job. Someone else is going to find their way in other people just going to take their job other people someone else is going to find that nobody's going to take a job that's paying two dollars a minute an hour like they're not making that much nobody other than someone else just like them that needs that opportunity and they're all coming over they would have to organize they would have to have some resources needed to sustain themselves while they're organizing yeah but the thing is about

the green card thing is like, there should be a way where someone can earn a green card. I mean, if someone's been over here for all this time, doing great, having a good life, being a good part of the community, but they're still not,

it's like... How does that work though, like if we get overpopulated? That's a good question. Like what do we do then? That's a good question. Like we always say like, we got to let everybody in because that's how

we got here but then when they get full and look like la and traffic like a motherfucker and you're like all right go back home we don't want y'all you don't want no tourists here we don't want no outsiders here so how does that work like what do we do there is no solution you're right perfect solution there's no perfect solution it's real messy. It's life. If you wanted to make a perfect solution, what you would do is you would have tests for everybody. Everybody. But I don't know about that because when you get over here, you kind of slow to American thought. Like, what would be the test? Like, you couldn't have a test like that because it'd be biased.

Maybe, but, I mean, who works harder than Mexicans? The test doesn't just have to be on paper. What's the test going to be be like Who can build a house Who are you Like maybe there's a way To find out who you are Like what kind of person Are you

Are you a person That's a valuable member Of the community Well nowadays with technology They could just Put something in you And scan you And figure it out

Find out your thoughts Yeah Put you on an fMRI Read your brain Yeah But then you gotta figure out What would they be looking for To see if they can let you in

Like They convicted a lady in India From a brain scan Of murder There was a They used a fMRI And they said that Through this machine

They were able to detect Functional knowledge Of the murder Ain't that Minority Report Or some shit That's that movie I don't think I don't think I don't think it's real though

I think they just Didn't understand the science If they wrote something about it It can happen Or it's gonna happen Oh it's gonna happen I definitely think It's gonna happen

But I think Where they're at right now If this person really Did get convicted I don't think they really Understand the science I think they're just Convicting them because

Someone said it makes sense And then there's not enough people That actually understand what, how little you actually can read. Like she could have had, she could have been told about the scene. Right. And then develop the functional memory.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're reading something in the brain. It's not clearly defined yet. It's just like, if you told me something, I'd be like, well, somebody told me after a while,

if you keep replaying in your head, you think you told yourself. Yes. Yes. You think maybe it was your story it was somebody else's story that shit happens to people yeah especially like minor shit from like 20 years ago and then your friends like i told you that yeah yeah last week last week like remember i told oh yeah i told you that that happened to me on instagram all the time I post something Ten years ago A tweet And then next thing I know Somebody else do it

And then I bring it back They say I got it from them Like bitch I made it up Like what the fuck Memory's a strange thing It's a very strange thing

That's the good That's the thing Reason why I like technology too Cause it kinda keeps it Our brain in here Oh yeah For sure It keeps our brain in here So you just gotta pay for it You gotta pay for your brain The iCloud of keeps it our brain in here oh yeah for sure it keeps our brain in here so

you just got to pay for it you got to pay for your brain the iCloud that's really our brain but it kind of solves all times all time or two that's a good point it really is kind of our brain it's where everything gets stored you have to pay for your brain for the rest of your life in that video of that line it's just like one of those fucked up old memories yeah it's like hold on what is in there stay woke stay woke stay woke you said you don't let me ask you something you said you don't um feel like you got life figured out why not like what was i was just endlessly confused by all of it i mean i understand it you live you die i understand how to be nice to people i understand what's good and bad i understand you know what it takes to be creative.

I thought that about you. So what, you feel like you're missing something? No, it's still bizarre as fuck. When you look at it, when you really look at what it is, it's bizarre as fuck. All these random interactions taking place simultaneously amongst billions of people swarming on a planet that's spinning And twirling through infinity Going through the galaxy But that's what all the stars are They're just

All of that When you see all of that And you notice all of that You realize We are pretty much an ant Like In the big scheme of things Smaller than an ant

We just Ouch yeah So it makes no sense To put that much thought Into this bullshit It's like fuck it Like it is what it is I mean That's true too Yeah it's not like I It's like fuck it. It is what it is. That's true too.

It's not like I want to think about it all the time. I do it out of boredom. I'm damn near want to go to Mars and all that shit. But I just don't want to be the only nigga up there. Mars is too long. That's six months. I don't want to be there six months

unless there's a party on that goddamn shit. That it's gotta be lit bro think about that think about this what if the earth was moving there now we own the party bus now right we are in the party but we're in the party bus and there's a space they don't tell us nothing i mean when we get there they'd be like all right we're here yeah because if you think about it, Earth is like a spaceship, like a convertible spaceship. There's just no roof. Hell yeah. Yeah, I mean,

the only thing that saves us is the atmosphere. That's real, though. Yeah. And hard. Yeah. How much would a spaceship be different? It'd be like an apartment complex versus a whole city. Honestly, they could be doing it.

That's what he should be, that's what them motherfucking billionaires should be trying to do, move this goddamn earth out the way, just push it where we want to go. Wouldn't that make more sense? You'd have to bring the sun with it. Yeah, we could bring the sun.

How does the sun, how come, maybe I'm just being retarded or something, but how does the sun heat the earth up but not the moon? Like, why the moon cold? Moon doesn't have an atmosphere. The atmosphere is what captures the heat. But, yeah, that's what captures it.

So the heat ain't out there in space? Well, the heat is on the moon. The moon in the sun, it's 250 degrees, and in the shade, it's 250 degrees below zero. So the moon never turns, neither. It's always just stuck in one position. Yes. And the moon is stuck in one position. Right.

I'm trying to picture it. Hold up. It's the moon, the earth. And then the sun. And then the sun. So everything's revolving around the sun. The thing is, the moon revolves around the sun like this. It's always doing the same thing. Right. The earth spins. So it's a piece of the sun The thing is the moon revolves around the sun like this Like it's always doing the same thing The earth spins

So it's a piece of the moon that's hot There's the sun If you get in the sun The sun spot The bright spot of the moon It's 250 degrees If you get in the shade It's 250 degrees below zero

It's a giant fluctuation So there is a sun part on it Yes It gets very hot in the moon The thing is they're protected Or they're not rather They're not protected by an atmosphere. So we have an atmosphere. The atmosphere, the magnetosphere, the oxygen, the nitrogen, all that stuff filters out all the heat and captures it and keeps us steady.

That's one of the reasons why we're here. It's because we also have the moon. I understand why the moon, yeah, because from scuba diving I understand how the moon's important for the ocean and all that. But I'm just wondering, I was sitting there watching my favorite movie, Interstellar. That's a good movie. Yeah, that's a good movie, and I watched that. Underrated. It's definitely, it's really, that is life.

It's pretty much what it is. But I was watching that, and I was watching In a Mankind, that new one that's on Apple Plus. I was watching that, and it's on the moon, and I'm'm just looking at it and I'm like, where the sun at? And if the sun would start making me think like that, but I ain't know. I appreciate you telling me that. Now I can look at it some more. See, there's no atmosphere and the atmosphere is the reason why we have blue skies. The blue skies.

Yeah, I know all that. But I thought that was stopping it from burning us up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. So that's not stopping us. It stops thought that was stopping it from burning us up no no no no no no so that's not stopping us it stops us it helps us from getting burnt because we have an atmosphere yes but on the moon there's the moon it's hot as fuck yeah that's what i'm saying so so the moon is hot it do get hot on the moon and it also gets insanely cold okay like if you go in the shade it's fucking cold as shit 250 degrees below zero you ain't never want to go out out of space yeah i'd like to go and just see i'd like to go over the lip that's my goal that's my goal

that's my my goal in life like i just want to do a selfie with the earth behind me that's gonna happen that's it that's gonna be available real soon yeah i've seen it's like 250 now right i'm saving up is that what it is now i think a quarter million what takes you on like virgin virgin you get to go out there and then come down so this is something they're already doing I've been sort of paying attention

to find out that day that they're buying a ticket for Eddie Bravo nah I definitely want one for real like yeah I'm gonna do

I'm gonna start a go fund and tell them to put me up there tell all the black people to put me up there for the culture how long have they been doing this

I don't know there's another company I know in the Arizona area. That's what Bigger Than is doing. They're having a race. It has a platform or something. A race for outer space, man. So is this the Virgin Jet? This thing they're showing?

Yeah, there's another company that's got like a balloon that's going to shoot people kind of like straight up and come back down. Yeah, I saw that one too. So that thing rides on, did you see how it did that? It rides on top of a plane and then it lets go? Yeah, it gets like a lift. Man, he cool as fuck to me. If I had money like that, I would be kind of like this motherfucker here. Look at what they say.

Look where they go. Holy shit. That's what I want to do. I think you go up twice. I've seen this. Yeah, I've seen this. Twice. Like you get to go like a roller coaster.

Like two lips up there. Maybe. Like total of 10 minutes, maybe 20. That's my goal right there. Not a lot. That's all I need right there, just to talk shit and stunt. Well, talk shit and stunt while you're up there. You motherfuck. That's all I need right there just to talk shit and stunt. Well, talk shit and stunt while you're up there.

You motherfuckers ain't never did this though. That would be the ultimate. Stunt on the air. Stuntin' above the earth. That shit hard as fuck. And I want to prove to all the flat earthers.

That's what I'm saying. You dumb fucks. I want to show them so bad you stupid motherfuckers. Yes. I want to do that so bad just to shit oners. Yes. I want to do that so bad. Just shit on them. I can't believe that's a real thing. Me neither, man.

Because like, where I live in, I got a house in the Bahamas. Like, when at night time you can really see how round the earth is because it's so pitch black. Like, when you walk out the yard at night it feels like you're out of space. And you can really see how round the earth is. It's damn near stupid how people don't believe that it's round.

People want to believe shit is a trick. People want to believe everything is a lie. People didn't think America was here when it was over in the years. That's true. They didn't. So it's just like people don't think out of space. It's hard to think that far because then when you think that far, you got to think about it. You don't want to think.

The people that didn't think America was here, at least they have the benefit. There was no photographs. They had never been. They don't know anybody who's been. So it probably was way more of a question whether or not America existed versus whether or not the earth is round. The earth is round. You can see it it it's not hard they have satellites that take a photo of it every 10 minutes the idea that all that's fake is so

crazy the idea that every mission is fake every space station mission every satellite all that's fake like why these guys the and the weird thing is a lot of the dudes that are doing it they're like super christian a lot of flat earth people yeah they're super christian they think that this is all like the idea that we're in space that we're on a flat ball so to keep us from god like what it doesn't make any sense you have to keep you have i mean religion and i do believe in religion but in religion you have to keep them in a certain space to keep their mind focused on that right there because otherwise they so you can't tell everybody everything no because then they'll go crazy that's why that's why i believe in religion i really do for normal people

i know what you're saying it gives people help it gives people hope anything that's gonna bring you to love and peace you can't be mad at it yeah I feel like it's like something that helps evolution, almost like a vehicle for aiding evolution to take us out of our barbarian days into our civilized days and then transcend. But this is religion, what we're doing right here. You think so? I know so, because we're conveying and talking and preaching pretty much. This is. we're conveying and talking and and preaching pretty much this is i mean this is our evolution of i believe where we're at we're at the evolution of entertainment and conversation is like our bible and that's what we're doing with social media and i tweet my shit like that like i tweeted

thinking like a hundred years from now somebody's gonna read this shit like we read higher graphics okay so i see what you're saying. So it's all of our way of talking shit out and figuring things out. The same how religion was, and that's why they established these parameters. Yes, because you understand, all right, if you go this way, this is what's going to happen. So I got to tell them this. It's like a child. You're not going to tell them all the truth because if you tell them they ain't ready for it and that's what religion is like all right i ain't gonna tell them that that god was i mean that

jesus was really a regular person because if you do ain't nobody gonna trust no regular person i gotta make this motherfucker amazing walk on earth walk on water and then you're trusted yes you know what i'm saying but if he just like me and you he fuck up fuck up, you don't want to see a fuck up. Yeah, especially back then when everybody knew that no one knew what the fuck was going on. And they made up. I mean, not that any of the gods aren't made up, but they'd make up gods. They have a god for thunder, the god of war, the god of this, the god of that. And all these gods battling out over destiny.

They were just guessing. They was bored yeah that's all that shit that's where all this shit come from boredom this shit we doing right now this is boredom yes yeah for sure this is i mean it is funny that what people do today when they talk is kind of like they're trying to figure things out and re-estab like that's one of the so much change going on with the way people communicate. Man, the thing that fucks us up is our brain. For sure.

We are more nature. We are more this than we are this. This is just everything we're talking about, we're just speaking, just talking, just talking shit we done thought a thousand times, regurgitating. But what really makes us how we move, what we do, you know, is by how your actions. Your actions really much, you're creatures of habit. You know, that's what it really tells you.

Like, I'm talking all day. I can say, I'm a good guy. But if I don't show it, I ain't that person. Yeah. And the other thing that you just said, we're creatures of habit. We're creatures. That's the other thing. Human beings want to think of ourselves as something separate.

We're definitely creatures. We do the exact same thing everything do. Live and die. We just do it weirder than anybody else. We do it weirder than everybody else. I bet every other creature be looking at us like, look at these motherfuckers. They just, look at them. Look at them. Look at them.

Look at them. Yeah. Yeah. All they do is get up, shit, fuck, and die. That's it. Get high. Play video games. Do they get high? Watch movies.

Animals? No. Us. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what they're saying to us. Look at these guys. We fight. Care about shit that don't matter.

We fight for sport. But this is the most entertaining shit ever. I wouldn't give this shit up for nothing No, it's enjoyable We're at a great time too I love watching this shit I love life That's the only reason I want to live long

Because you enjoy it I want to see how this shit going to play out How do you think it's going to play out? You never know It's all about human's emotions Because it can go either way But I know I mean

I think it's's gonna play out weird there's not gonna be it's not the same world that it was 50 years ago it's not gonna be the same world it's gonna be a totally different world and i just want to look at and be like what the fuck i remember i did that one day i was at um in vegas at um what's that place where everybody be performing dreyas d Drears? Drears. It was at there and you know they got the outside club

and I'm looking at it and I remember going to Vegas 20 years ago and I'm like damn this shit look like the future. Like now it looks like how I thought it was

going to look 20 years ago and I was thinking about all the people that didn't see this. Right, right. And I'm like shit. Yeah. I got to stay to see

how this shit going to be after this. Like I want to see it even if I'm locked y'all like this here. I gotta stay to see how this shit gonna be after this like I want this I want to see it even if I'm locked y'all like this here I just want to see I want to have and have my memory that's my that's all I want yeah if you could take a performer from the 1950s from Vegas the old-school performers like you know Frank Sinatra and bring him to 2019 like what the fuck what the fuck happened they'd be like, what the fuck? What the fuck happened? They'd be like, what the fuck?

Someone hands them a pamphlet of girls that'll come to your room. They're like, what the fuck? It'll be a different world, man. It'll be shit. What is it going to be? What's it going to be 20, 50 years from now? I think humans

going to all be one. Like men and women is going to be one. We're going to evolve into one. Like aliens. Yeah Like we've seen those alien little gray guys. They always have no day We're getting closer and closer like even if you look at Asians, you can't really tell a boy from a girl You really can't like

They all look like they got the same structure like they so they bought and I think Asians the oldest people on earth So they've all way before so we come around to it Well, they they're this crazy thing about they definitely a hundred years ahead of everybody on earth Well, they definitely are for technology for all the things they created. They mean We talked about this yesterday like a million firsts came out of China. Everything came out of China man Like they ahead of us. They were way ahead. They were ahead of with gunpowder this yesterday like a million firsts came out of china everything came out of china man like they ahead of us they were way ahead they were ahead with gunpowder they were ahead with everything that's why that's why i learned if you want to see how the future gonna look go over there

yeah you'll see it future looks overpopulated that's how i think about america hong kong protests no they've been protesting in hong kong for how long now months for what for months well their their government is changing they they used to be under british rule now they're under chinese rule and uh that happened i think in the 90s and there was a was it in the 90s whatever it was it was there's a there was a there's a lot of issues with uh the chinese government running them the way they run china and the people from hong kong wanted to be back the way they run China. And the people from Hong Kong want it to be back the way it used to be when it was run by Britain. And they're extraditing people.

They're doing things where, and then the protests have been violent. The cops have been shooting people. It's like a lot of crazy shit. And then there's a lot of video of this. And the streets are filled, I mean mean just filled with people protesting every day and it's it's i mean it's not something that comes up too much in the news how often you hear about this in the news what can we do about it though it's good question we just watch play out just like we do with the uh just with everything else with vegas that's why i don't get too much into that type of shit because if i can't change it it's

like what the fuck i'm gonna do The only thing I can do Is change what I think The future gonna be That shit there Is some shit That was planned 50 years ago That's true

You can't change it But it's also true That it's fascinating Is it? Yeah to me it is It's cause I'm watching I just think it's just Someone try to

Or a group of people With no power Try to overcome A tyrannical government. That's happened before in other countries. You know, it's happened plenty of times in some ones, some laws. It's just you got to figure out what, if you're trying to make it not happen to us, we got to figure out why it happened like this and try not to make that happen over here for our butterfly fit.

Yeah, well, that's one of the reasons why a lot of gun advocates are very happy. Not very happy that this is happening, but happy to use it as an example of what happens when you have

an unarmed population and an armed military that sort of tells it what to do and there's nothing you can do but get in the streets. I believe in gun law.

I just don't see the point. Because at the end, who's not going to get a gun now if you make it illegal? Right. The people that should get one. Exactly. The end I don't Like if you put Who not Who not gonna get a gun now If you make it illegal Right The people that should get one Exactly

The people that don't get them They gonna get it We can get illegal guns anyway Not me Yeah not me But I mean You can get illegal guns anyway But

The people The people The law abiding citizens You make that law Now they can't get one Yeah So it's stupid At this point

And then people can YouTube and make a gun. Like, it's just stupid. Yeah. Have you seen that, Chad? Where they make them with 3D printers? Yeah.

I've seen it on YouTube. Yeah. But remember, there was a guy who got in real big trouble because he released the designs. Remember that, Jamie? Yeah, I think it was.

I think it was a torrent, was it? Something like that. Or it was supposed to be, and I think they were arguing that you should be able to do that Essentially plans

You can go out Another country And make a YouTube page And do it Like it's It's The way the world Is so connected

And far It's kind of You can do pretty much Anything you want If you know what you can do Yeah No nowadays Oh that was a good tweet

You can do it What did I say You can do what you want Anything you want to do If you know I'll watch this And then post it About 34 minutes in

34 minutes in You didn't start smoking weed Until four years ago Yeah That's crazy I never smoked I never drank I mean I drunk every blue moon

Like on my birthday But I don't drink I hate liquor I hate the way it tastes So what happened? smoking yeah um well well when i was younger everybody did it so that was one reason i didn't want to do it because everybody was on drugs and all that my daddy used to do crack and all that so i was i was against drugs so as i grew up i just never gave a fuck about it as much as everybody else did but i used

to love the way it smell you know like i loved the way it smells i used to be in the room just smelling the shit and then after a while then once i got to a point in my life where i was like i can't fall off like this is the worst my life gonna get it's like all right i tried and then that was the best thing ever happened to me, trying that shit. When you tried it, were you like, what the fuck was I thinking? Yeah, I should have been doing this shit. Yeah, it's all along. Yeah, because when I first did it, I didn't get high. Because I tried to get the soft shit.

I was scared. I was like, I'm just going to do something. And I was like, this shit ain't doing shit. I smoked everybody that was with us. I was just smoking, smoking, smoking. And then once I started really getting into it, I was like, this shit is really,

what's up? Like, what are the laws down in Atlanta? I don't know. Shit. Don't know, nigga know the law?

I don't know It's just so stupid It's illegal Everything is stupid man All this shit Just make all drugs legal Well It's the only thing

That's gonna stop the cartels I don't know what This shit I just smoked But that shit good as hell Yeah That's Kevin Smith shit That's uh What did you call it

Jamie Do you know Jay and Bob They all have different Little names on them I think That shit has some What's the name on it Berserker

Snoogins This one says Snoogins This shit good as a bitch This is the indica one Oh you smoked the indica one Black one's the indica one Yeah I like I like black

I like indicas Indicas you like To me they like Slow me down That's what I need That's what you want That's what I need I really do need it It does slow me down. That's what I need. That's what you want. That's what I need. I really do need it.

It does slow me down. I was way hyper. I was doing way more thinking, too. I was wild. About too much shit, you mean? No, not too much. I was just wild. I don't even say wild in a bad way.

I was saying way too much that I shouldn't be saying, especially in this day and age when people be in their feelings and shit you know not that I give a fuck but when you're trying to help people you want to teach them the right way so what do you think happened like what you just said that people are in their feelings today like what do you think happened

why do people get so sensitive because we're attached to our emotions more and we don't do that much thinking what changed Because we're attached to our emotions more and we don't do that much thinking. You know, I don't think we do it. What changed? Social media. Yeah.

A lot of it. But I don't like to blame it on social media because it's just an evolution because they say the same thing about television and all that shit. But I just think it's the use of it to the public. I think that's what it is. I think now every person and it opened up our minds and it's just new to the society as one. But over time, it evolved and we'll get smart enough and figure it out. And it won't be that much. We still learn it.

Humans are still learning their feelings now. I mean, especially in America, they're still learning their feelings Like Asians ain't got their feelings no more So now we just at our stage Of still learning our feelings And hating each other And all that shit Once that does settle Then it'll come evolve naturally

Louis C.K. had a real good point about this What did he say? He was saying that It's like what you have on Twitter We've always had Yeah It's just people talk Like sometimes people talk And they say shit that's dumb He was saying that it's like what you have on Twitter we've always had. It's just people talk. Like sometimes people talk and they say shit that's dumb.

They say nonsense. He goes, well, this is kind of like the same thing. They're just talking. It's the exact same thing. It doesn't mean anything. It's just talk, but it's written down. Everything is the same thing. We all want the same thing. We just want it packaged different.

Yeah. And that's what I learned on social media. That's why I was on it quick because I learned it. I figured it out. I'd seen like, oh, shit, this is the new real estate. Yeah. This is where it's going. So I applied that to the social media and internet, and that's how it worked so good for me.

It's the same thing because nothing changes. You just got to figure out what it is and take it from the old and apply it to the new. I feel about it like two ways. I feel, well, I enjoy social media. I think it's a good thing overall. But I think that all the complaining is because people are getting, they have a voice now. They didn't have a voice before. And they also get rewarded for complaining.

Yeah, they do. But it don't last long it doesn't last long it filters out but it's also annoying so eventually what happens is people going to wake up to it and what this is is just a new it's a new level of communication because everybody can communicate now with almost everybody it's real close to everybody to everybody but it's getting better though because 10 years ago they was was real sensitive. I remember on Twitter. But now we got points like now people like Dave Chappelle can put out a special talking real shit. Yes.

And people take it for what it is. Well, five years ago, you had to be like Kevin Hart, you know? So it's like now you can really speak your mind. So it's evolving. People getting it like it did bring out The whole ass motherfuckers At the same time After a while You'd be like

Alright now Like Bill Bursch That shit was genius to me Like he can say that now Like Five years ago That special wouldn't have worked As much as it would

It would have got beat down But now it's like Alright The tide's turning Yeah it's turning So it just It just takes time It takes time for people to get it

It takes time for people to warm up to what they don't want to accept. Yes. I 100% agree. And I think overall, the more reasonable way of looking at things is going to prevail because the dummies won't be as good for me. The cream will rise to the top. You just got to be patient. Yes. You just got to be patient.

Yes. Trust me, I know. I'm a patient motherfucker. Well, you are with those indicas. Yeah, I love this shit. Indica, that know. I'm a patient motherfucker. Well, you are with those Indica's. Yeah, I love this shit. Indica's, that's a patient type of weed. Mm-hmm.

How long you been scuba diving? About 10 years now. Yeah? About 10 years. And that's where I learned about life, through scuba diving. Yeah? Scuba diving let me know I didn't know shit How deep do you go down?

The deepest I've been Like one Thirty But There ain't nothing down there When you get to that point There ain't nothing living down there The only thing you might see is shipwrecks

And shit like that That's so fucking deep Yeah it is 130 Is this you? There you go From a space Oh so you went down there

And take pictures Yeah Did you bring an iPhone Down there or no? That's in Iceland Nah not that deep That was the Tectonic place

Where you could touch The only place on earth Where you could touch North America And Europe Oh my god What if it ground Right where you could touch the only place on earth where you could touch north america and um europe oh my god what if it ground right while you're there and honestly you can't i don't even think you could do it no more because they say it spreads um a centimeter every year some shit so it's separating the part like pangea right you know the theory of pangea all the continents at

one point in time a long time time ago, were all connected. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. They all spread apart. They actually can piece them back together and form one landmass. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. But that's another piece of where it's still splitting as we speak. Wow.

Yeah, this motherfucker's moving. They're always finding shit, right? They're always finding, they're like offshore're always finding They're like offshore Find a city They find some It's there though It's a lot of places That we don't know Oh, for sure

We more into business Than we into life Well, especially this aspect of life That things are constantly In transition Constantly changing When you find cities Under oceans

When you see shit like this here You know we thinking backwards It's like We should care about this More than we care about that. Because natural disaster shows us every time. It's like, we ants. Well, you're living in a good spot. Boom.

You're living in Atlanta. I mean, you have to deal with hurricanes. Shit, that hurricane almost hit me in Bahamas, my house. Did it? No, it moved the last day. It was coming directly to my house and it moved 10 miles up in Missoula. About 10, 20 miles. And it hit Abaco and all that shit.

How much of the Bahamas got hit? Just that island of, I think, Freeport and Abaco. Abaco got hit real bad, though. That shit like Natural disaster type shit Like wiped out right? Wipe out type shit Are they getting worse? Do you think that hurricanes are getting worse?

I don't know I think just Nature is doing what it's due It's nature It's like That's like That's like a A little grasshopper saying

You think that You think the humans are getting worse? Like They can't control us And we can't control nature. Yeah, but these fucking hurricanes are, I think what's causing them is the ocean water in the Atlantic is warmer. It's definitely that. I mean, that's just what this earth is. It's going to definitely die or do something eventually, but there's nothing we can do to stop it.

We can slow it down. That's why they're trying to find other earths So we can move at this motherfucker We're so far away from that though Yeah we're so far away from the earth ending too In our lifetime Even though I do believe we need to save the earth More so than anything

Well we definitely need to save it for ourselves It's going to be fine If we go extinct Yeah it's going to be fine with or without us Even if we blow ourselves up it's going to be fine. If we go extinct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be fine with or without us. Even if we blow ourselves up, it's going to be fine. Earth is going to be okay. As far as life, yeah, we've got to save life. We've got to save this process.

No signs of life. Volcanic eruption kills five, eight missing. Oh, Jesus Christ. This morning? Earthquake. New Zealand? Yeah, New Zealand. There were people on it when it happened.

Volcano eruption kills five, eight missing. People died on top of a volcano. I was like watching the news as I got the news. Where was this, New Zealand? Yeah, they had three tour boats that were there. There was like up to a hundred people that were there right before it went, right before it exploded. Like, they would take tourists into the crater where you could be like, oh, look at, look at it bubbling. And people were, two tour boats had Had just left That's why they have

This video of it going off Oh fuck man Like it's literally Like they were right there Oh fuck man So there's one boat Of people that was still there And that's why people

Have died This ain't our world baby Yeah you can't say Eight missing That's eight dead people Yeah they took some drones And were trying to like See if they could go

Help people You know what's so crazy though America hasn't had one yet. That'll fuck us up. Are we talking about that? Mentally. Like, we're not ready for it. Like, other countries, they get them bitches every year.

Yeah. We ain't ready for it. I mean, in the Bahamas, it happens so much. This is the worst that's ever happened. But it happens so much that you understand you're not big as nature. America hasn't had it. There's definitely spots that don't. Like, L.A. L.A. does

not have it, but Mount St. Helens had a big volcano eruption back in the day. Remember? A bunch of people died. Not in modern day time? Yeah, yeah. It was like 1980s. I don't think in this society, man, we couldn't do it. When was Mount St. Helens eruption? There's no way to get everybody out the way

neither. I don't give a fuck how much we try to plan it. Well, the big one is Yellowstone. There's no way to get everybody out the way Neither I don't give a fuck how much we try to Plan it Well the big one Is Yellowstone 1980 Y'all talking about earthquakes? No Volcano

There was a volcano eruption in 1980 Mount St. Helens In Washington State I remember that when I was a kid That was a big one man That was like right before I was in 9th grade So I was probably in 8th grade

When this was going on Did anybody die? Oh, yeah. A bunch of people died. Yeah, it was a scary one. Is it a city? No. No, it's a mountain.

But there's enough people that live near it that got jacked. You look at all the devastation. If that hurricane would have hit New York, that would have fucked up America. Oh, yeah. I don't even think they realize. If that hurricane would have... Well, it did. I was up there when it hit.

It wasn't bad. It was a tropical storm. But do you remember when Tribeca flooded a few years ago in New York? Mm-mm. Remember Shane Smith from Vice had a video of it? Was it during that hurricane? It was during, after one of the storms. And the entire area of Tribeca was like underwater.

Like people go in their apartment complexes, the first four feet of the lobby would be filled with water. So you'd be sloshing through water to get up to the stairs, elevators down, that kind of shit. So just imagine a hurricane hit that big. Exactly, a real one. A real one, like the one that hit the Bahamas. That's what I'm saying. They ain't ready for it.

Bahamians, they understand how to live and bring it back. Americans don't even know how to do nothing only people that'll be alright probably is the Amish like if technology oh you mean if it starts from scratch

start from scratch again we'd be fucked man like we don't know what to do like my daughter I had

I got an old school like a 75 Caprice was it my 72 my 72 Caprice I had my daughter In my car

She didn't know What this was Rolling down the window Rolling down the window Like Motherfuckers wouldn't know What to do Motherfuckers

Like matter of fact Funny Andrew I was trying To get directions Because my shit Was fucking up It was so weird He'd give me directions

By voice Alright you're gonna See a light You're gonna turn left The old school way Like Oh no We don't even know

How to use those Little simple things Like we don't know East, west, north, south When I first used to get gigs I used to get a notepad And they would call me Up on the phone

They go okay Here's the directions You're gonna take the this To the that You're gonna take that For six miles And that's how you got To every gig

And you would write the direction down on a piece of paper and I would have like a folder for all the different times that I went to these places that's one of the reasons

why I live on the island a lot is to keep my mind on some regular shit like my mind is if I don't need it on this island I don't really need it so I learn how to

so if worst case scenario happened I could still survive So if you get stuck on the island The rest of the world falls apart Oh if the If the rest of the world falls apart I could still survive

Like an Amish motherfucker Yeah Not saying I know how to cook Like Like kill animals And shit like that Cause I ain't good at that yet I still wanna learn how to

How to clean a deer I wanna learn how to do That type of shit But But for the most part I can get some fish I know how to fish how to clean a deer. I want to learn how to do that type of shit. But for the most part, I can get some fish. I know how to fish. Yeah. Well, in the Bahamas, that's all you're going to need anyway, right?

Yeah. And chicken. Chicken. Chicken and fish. Chicken and fish. And you could probably have chickens just run around out there. There's no predators, right? Snakes.

What have I seen out there? It might probably, you know'm a rich motherfucker might be bringing some type of animal up there you know you put pigs in the water and shit oh that's right oh that's right those are that's the place where is that the bahamas where all the wild pigs are they come up and people feed them yeah it's a tourist spot now i remember i used to go there it used to be just me and the pigs getting high. Really? How long ago was that? About five years ago when I first started, because that's the first place I went back when I started smoking.

When I started smoking, I said, I want to go everywhere I went before and get high there. Wow. And that shit was one of the places. Why do they have wild pigs swimming around there? Tourists. They get tourists there. Really?

It's just like in scuba diving. They start just throwing shit in the ocean. Like what? Like little statues and shit. Throw it in the ocean and you go look at it and people be, it's just for pictures. Oh, so they put it in there to try to get more people to scuba dive.

Yeah, stuff to... Trinkets and shit. Yeah, and then it ended up becoming a coral reef and shit like that over time. So it kind of is good, but like that Over time So it kinda is good But at the same time It's really That's the only reason

Why they put it in there People to pay for touring It's a weird way to get people Just throw pigs in the ocean It's weird That people will go All over the country Yeah

People I've heard people talk about it in LA It's pictures on my It's pictures on my Instagram On the Just want the pigs Those pigs will fuck you up too If you have If you're around them And you don't feed them, they'll bite you in your ass.

That's a pig. Yeah. They'd be fucking, motherfuckers would be picking them up, taking pictures, you know. Oh, that's so dangerous. Yeah. They'd be fucking with them. They got to stop that. I'd be seeing them trying to, they'd be trying to get them drunk and shit.

You got to stop that. Come on. Come on. So they feed those pigs every day? Is that like a daily thing? The tourists do. I mean, so many tourists come in there. They give them stuff, throw them a little bread and shit.

So they're almost tame. Yeah, they kind of evolve with it. They're used to it. They come in there and swim. Then they got iguanas on there. I think Nicolas Cage used to own that island, but he probably sold it. Look at that. Yeah, I took that picture.

That's a great picture, man. Do they get food? What do they eat out there besides what the people bring? That's all I know. So it's just what the people give them. Yeah, and they have tourist boats every day. I wonder how they control their population. How do they keep them from exploding?

What you mean? Pigs make a lot of babies. Yeah, how they control their population. How they keep them from exploding. What you mean? Pigs make a lot of babies. Yeah, and they eat them. What you think they do when the motherfucker get big? All right,

next. Oh, so the people on the island eat them. Yeah. All right. They still pigs, I guess.

I mean, shit. They still bacon. Yeah, they're still good food. So they feed them. That's kind of a wild way to grow hogs.

Don't that motherfucker look like a tiger? I just looked at this one. He look like tiger pigs. They do it weird. Yeah. kind of a wild way to grow hogs. Don't that motherfucker look like a tiger? I just looked at this one. He look like tiger pigs. They do look weird. Yeah. You know, that happens to regular pigs if you let them wild. Man, pigs do look nasty, but they so fucking good.

You mean delicious? Like the bacon? Yes. Good as fuck. I love bacon. I had some bacon recently from pigs that they gave chocolate milk and hazelnuts to. They fed them chocolate milk and hazelnuts. And do it taste better?

I don't know. I don't think so. Honestly, I think it just tasted like bacon. It's like a Ferrero Rocher bacon. A Ferrero? You know what those little things are called? Those Ferrero, I don't know how to say it. It's a hazelnut chocolate thing like that.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Ferrero Rocher. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't know i don't

i can't really determine what that tastes like but it was just bacon pigs have a lot of babies man what's weird about the pigs is they're all one thing like wild pigs and domestic pigs they're all the same thing oh yeah they just get weird when they go when they get wild their body changes their hair grows longer. Their nose grows longer. Their tusks grow longer just from being wild. And it happens like immediately. They could be out there for a couple months.

Oh, it just naturally does that? Yep. Take a domestic pig. You let him go and live in the wild. When he knows he's on his own, there's a shift that happens in his biology. And his hair starts growing thicker. And his nose starts growing longer. That's what scientists can use that for something.

Yeah, for people. That's what I'm trying to figure out. That's probably what's going to happen to us, right? Like when we go out there, we're just going to naturally grow horns. Well, we're going to get meaner. We're going to revert back to what we used to be when we had a hunt and gather. Yeah, the hood.

That's what the hood is now. And people mad at us. Yeah. That's what the hood is now. And people mad at us. Yeah. That's what the hood is. Yeah. Life. I forget the quote. Somebody made this quote.

Maybe it was George Orwell or someone famous. That if you get a man sufficiently mad, you can see the caveman in the red gleam of his eye. Something along those lines. The idea if you push a person far enough that's why people are always fascinated by it's like game of thrones survival story yes like that part when he beat him so much to where he ended up just being like a pet yes you know it's the same thing you you can do that that's with anybody you just mold them how you want them after a while you mold them to what you want them to be.

That's why that movie was, well, that show was so interesting. That's what we do in stand-up. That's what we do in everything, entertainment. We mold it how we want it to be. Yeah. How we see the world. What we want the world to be. Do you ever think of stand-up as mass hypnosis? I don't know what that means

you know what hypnosis is mass mass like mass oh oh oh okay yeah yeah you have to put people under hypnosis when you do it that's why if in most comedy clubs the bar is outside of it because it takes away the attention and all that right yeah. Yeah. I thought you said mastisosis. I was like, I never heard that. It feels like hypnosis when you're in the groove. It is like that because, and that's why you hate when somebody talks or, because it throws you out of the hypnosis. And it throws the people near them out too. Yeah.

That's the real problem. Yeah. It fucks it up for the people. You see people, you see them turn their head away. Yeah. That guy won't shut the fuck up. You see people, you see them turn their head away. Yeah. That guy won't shut the fuck up. You see that. It's an art and it takes time, but it's hard now because people don't care about art no

more. Some people do. Like that dude who paid $120,000 for a banana taped to the wall. That was promo. That was promo. It was, right? That's why we're talking about it. Yeah.

I wouldn't talk about it. That's why I never post about it. See, I know what I'm doing. I don't talk about shit that i don't want to promote do you see the other dude ate it some other guy pulled it off the wall and ate it and he said that was you're gonna keep talking about it huh yeah just because it is promo you're right stupid but it's funny because now that that promotes another person to do it. Yes. You see, that's the ecosystem. That's why I try to watch what I push because I know how stupid people are.

They're like, oh, that's an idea. Let me put a naked woman there on tape on the wall and eat her. It's true. Do stupid shit. Making sense. Yeah. That actually makes a lot of sense. It was called Comedian lot of sense it was called comedian

okay that's what was called comedian the art piece yeah he's gonna keep talking about it my bad he's gonna talk about it more look at him might as well start googling that you ever go to the la county museum of art good don't go there if you hate that banana you'll hate that place this fucking la county museum of art is one of the weird it's like some of it is art Mm-mm. Good. Don't go there. If you hate that banana, you'll hate that place. This fucking L.A. County Museum of Art is one of the weirdest. Some of it is art. Some of it's interesting shit. And then some of it is like there's one of them that was a plexiglass box that was on the ground.

And I thought it was a seat. I go, what is that? Somebody sit on it. They got some crafty way. No, that's the art piece. So I go, well, what is that supposed to be? And he's like, well, the artist wants you to interpret whatever's in that box as the art. Whatever it is, it's up to you. Like, what?

I interpret this mind, and I would have walked off with it. That's how you do it. I think it's bolted down. I don't think you had the first idea of that. It's just so stupid. It's dope, man. You got some dope shit, man. Thank you. Thank you.

Is this the clock from Back to the Future? No, there's a guy named TGT Studios, and he makes these dope clocks. You want one? I'll get you one. Man, I want everything you got in this motherfucker. The flamethrower. The flamethrower's out of sale. They sold out of the flamethrower.

That's dope, though. We ran out of gas on it too You got a dope life man I envy people that just can do What the fuck they want How they want You know I envy that

Thank you Cause I have to Think about what I do Cause I have to think about The people under me So Which I don't But I do

I just feel obligated to But how does that stop you From buying a clock? Not a clock I'm talking about Being able to do What the fuck you want Like this shit

That's what I feel When I'm in here Just like Man you can tell He really do What the fuck he want Yeah I do what the fuck I want

Don't get it twisted But I still This shit's just dope Thank you Dope Yeah I'm very lucky Yeah We all are We blessed For sure If you're listening to this You're blessed I still, this shit's just dope. Thank you. Dope shit. Yeah, I'm very lucky. Yeah.

We all are. We blessed. For sure. If you're listening to this, you're blessed. Mm-hmm. If you're alive today, you're blessed. This is 2019. If you breathe in, you're achieving. Yeah.

Ooh, I like it. Come on. That's some Joel Osteen shit. That's me. Smile, bitch. Ah. Oh, bitch. That's a great fucking song. Bitch That's a great fucking song

You got a lot to be smiling for That song is The universe song That was from the universe Yeah That was all the universe That was put out there For the universe

I love to see what it did That was the dopest shit It's a great message It's a fun message It's great to see What it did Just the people Just how it brings

People together How it just When people tell me What it How it got them through What they doing Or just seeing Older people

Seeing people from From babies To 90 years old Just enjoying it. That's all you want. Even as a comedian, as an entertainer, see people just enjoying it. And enjoying it for the right way and what you put it out there for. Yeah.

You know, you're like, damn, this shit working. That's the best part of what we do. Yeah. Right? The best part. The best part is, well, for me, is like, I really do what I do for other people

because I done got everything I wanted. You know, it's like now, all my agenda is for the betterment of other people as a whole.

That's what I want to see. That's your ultimate, your ultimate goal. My ultimate goal. Yep. My ultimate goal is to have a little bit of little duval in everybody because i feel like if everybody act like me the world would be perfect it would be a more fun place for sure you're making some good points i'm thinking about

hong kong what the fuck can i do to help hong kong nothing. I'm thinking about Hong Kong. What the fuck can I do to help Hong Kong? Nothing. Shit. I'm thinking about it. You can't do nothing at this point. You can do something like if you implement. The best thing we can do in life is just be the change you want to see. Just be that. Everything we are is what we saw. So you have to give more examples of that move in the movement that you want others to move.

And it trickles down over time the butterfly effect everything is the butterfly effect that's real so if you're trying to change that's how you change it

but in the meantime that shit gonna happen I don't know who right or who wrong depends on which side you're on that right mmm

that's the second one mmm don't know who's right or who's wrong depends on what side you're on mmm That's sad, y'all. That ride. That's the second one. Don't know who's white or who's wrong. Depends on what side you're on. Lil Duval. Bars. You can see that in all black screen, white letters. That phase black in the beginning of a film.

You ain't hit the J no more, man. I know. Give me that lighter. I was just starting to think that Starting to sober up here I'm high as a bitch His Kevin Smith weed is legitimate Did he say that's some crazy amount of THC? It's like 40 something percent THC

I need some more of that Kevin's another one. He didn't get high until a few years back. I don't know what happened. But all of a sudden, he went from never getting high to getting high all day,

every day. That's what I am. I love to get high. It's my pastime. Like, I need it at this point just to pass through life. It's like, all right. I only do it

when I ain't got nothing to do. Which is most time. Most people ain't got nothing to do which is most time most people ain't got shit to do we just do do you get hot before you do shows yeah unless it's like nah one one it was just one time i just like that shit whatever it was i was like no i can't keep doing this i gotta wait till after when i'm by myself and just have this but sometimes too when you're traveling you're already like a little fucked up in the head like your head's always kind of a little foggy plane rides getting up early not enough sleep that kind of shit then you have no show that's why i got a plane now so that made it a lot easier do you fly yourself you actually fly don't you i try to fly i'm I'm learning. That's why I just, I bought a plane

and learned as I go. What kind of planes you get? I got a Baron 50 and a Baron 55 and a Cessna 421. And you're learning how to fly them? Yeah. I know how to take off land and do all that, but as far

as like really paying attention, that's where it's hard for me still. I'm still trying to learn to pay attention and learn what's what and knowing when shit out.

Instrumentation. Yeah, learning when shit broke because them motherfuckers do break and I wouldn't have known if my own pilot wasn't there.

Oh really? Yeah, because I don't know. I'm still learning. What broke? A lot of things. Them shits break like a motherfucker. Them shits.

Every time I land, there's something on that motherfucker. Really? Yeah, but I'm blessed the way I can afford to do it, and it pays for itself kind of in what we do. So I like it, though. And I like the fact that I like getting more more people like me into it you know i think because i think a lot of black people need to get into it more so because this shit been going on for a long time and for it to be going on so long we're not into it as much we should i think that's a problem but aviation's freedom it's man it's the most freedom ever man i mean you you got a

three-dimensional road in the sky you go wherever I mean you got a three dimensional road In the sky You go wherever the fuck you want But you don't know that though Until you do it So this is you right here Oh yeah And this is That's my Baron

So Is this propeller driven Is it a jet Nah this is an engine Just a regular engine But is it driven by a propeller Yeah yeah two Two Continentals I think those got Continental engines in them Engine, just a regular engine. But is it driven by a propeller? Yeah, yeah, two Continentals.

I think those got Continental engines in them. So those are supposedly the best if something goes wrong because you can still kind of land them. Yeah, they say it's always best to have two engines because my first plane I bought had one. It was a Piper. And that would be cool, too, because there's a lot of land to land on on the earth. But I used to go to the Bahamas. And it was like, you don't want to be over that water with just one engine.

So I was like, all right, you're right. So I got the planes with two engines on them. So if one go out, that bitch will still fly. I got video of that on there, too. Go to my Rich Broke page, Rich Broke Air. I got pictures of that showing with the plane flying with one engine plane. How long have you been

doing this for? About a year. I had this plane for about a year now. About a year and a half maybe. So right when you started flying you just went ahead

and bought a plane? Right when I bought a plane that's when I because that was my way of getting into it because I didn't know how to get into it.

I was like alright I'm buying it and I bumped my way into it and that's what I did I found somebody how did I find that guy in the Bahamas I think I rented his house out or something he said I'm a pilot I said for real I'm trying to buy a plane and that's the conversation bumped into that bump is that Is that it right there? With the Flybridge Broke Air No that ain't it That's my old Go to the

Go to one of the last two posts On there you can see You can see where the propeller Not on And this old one is the one That had one propeller This the one that had one propeller Yeah you don't want that right?

You went to Rich Broke Air? I found something on Twitter Oh Oh yeah go to Instagram I thought I can send it to you, I think. It is kind of amazing how few people learn how to fly. Right. Yeah, that'll go right there, I think.

That's it with one of the engines out. Oh, shit. So why did it go out? Did you shut it out on purpose? Yeah, just showing that it can still. Oh, shit. So why did he go out? Did you shut it down on purpose? Yeah, just showing that it could still. Dude, fuck that. What if it won't start back up again? What if the other one starts to spark?

You could still land. Now, the only problem now is you got to watch, like if that shit don't cut, if that bitch cut off while you taking off, you're going to crash. Yeah. So you want to watch your weight

and all that shit there and make sure the engine's running have you had any close encounters nah no close calls i should say close call close encounters that's like aliens the only thing i might have had was uh uh nah he never had nothing really happened so everything's smooth no problems easy landings. My first plane, as soon as I bought it, as soon as it landed, that bitch cut off. Really? As soon as it landed. My first plane.

But it was an old, old motherfucker. You don't want an old fucking plane. Honestly, you do. All these planes. I'm telling you, I'd rather an old one than these new. Because the new ones are still trial and error. And they're crashing and all that shit there. Oh, like the 737?

Yeah, it's like those are still using new technology. You want some shit that's been there for like 30 years. Most of these planes you see now, they old. They're like 80s and 90s. Really? Yeah, most of them Gulfstreams unless you get the new one. But the ones the rappers renting, them some old 90s Gulfstream, but they still nice, and they still good if you keep them up,

and then most of them, they ain't keepin' them up. I keep my plane up better than most of these, these commercial planes. I flew here on a commercial, that motherfucker sound like the transmission was slippin'. Motherfucker,

like, the fuck? Ooh, I do not want to hear irregular noises on a plane. Let me see the light. Burr flies helicopters. I went out with him. Who? Bill Burr.

Oh, for real? Yeah. He took me all around Malibu right after the fires. You get to see everything that was just devastated. That's dope. That's crazy to see. That was one thing about here that humbled people up. Let them know that nature's real.

It's the forest fires. The wildfires were out of control here last year. We got to – I think we need to be humble as a country as a whole, honestly. I don't want to prey on it for us, but we need something to humble us towards more so life than money. Yeah. And I think a natural disaster. Yeah, it would. and you have no choice do you remember post 9-11 do you remember what happened yeah the way the way the country changed yeah I was I was supposed to be doing Carolinas yeah

really that day Wow they I'll probably open up for earthquake I was in st. Louis and I got stuck in St. Louis. Wow. And we had to drive a Greyhound back. Wow. That was the longest ride ever. But that changed the way everybody was for a little bit. Yeah, it made you realize nothing else matters. That's when you realize what really matters.

Well, that's when people, oddly enough, that's when people are happy. People are happier when they've survived something rough. That's what island-like living does for you. It lets you understand what matters and what don't matter. And that's what America needs. A little humbling. Just humans need it in general. And when we get out of control, we're like spoiled brats. control like spoiled brats a lot of countries got it like i say islands get it you know i'm saying i mean you're always gonna have corruption and stuff like that there but for the most part they get it more than we do yeah they're in tune yeah you're in tune you nothing comes before nature yeah i don't people hawaiians hawaiians are like that very i mean as a culture we got too detached from nature in there.

Yeah. Where we don't need it. We think we don't need it. Right. You know, so that's where we got fucked up at. Yeah. We need to humble back for a second. No, I think you're right.

I think you're right. I just don't want it to have to happen. Me neither. I'm not on my watch. I don't feel like going through it. I just don't want it To have to happen You know Me neither I'm not on my watch I don't feel like Going through it I honestly don't Like I'm really on that

Type of time I'm like shit I know it's gonna happen I don't That's why I try to Practice now And prepare myself What do you do?

Live on the island And chill So I can be prepared I don't wanna be Culture shocked I don't wanna be Culture shocked When the shit Like the lights go out.

You be like, oh, shit. You know, the first five minutes you're cool. Then like 20 minutes later, you're like, all right. All right, get me up out of this motherfucker. Turn the lights back on. Put the generator on. Yeah. Like even on the album, the shit, last time I was there, all electricity,

they cut that shit off for like three, four hours just because. They don't be having no reason behind it. They just cut it off. They say they fixing shit, but they don't be fixing shit. Well, weren't there, there was a big lawsuit about brownouts in California. They were doing it on purpose. They were just shutting down giant, wasn't it part of like a negotiation or something? I'm trying to figure out what it was, but it was criminal.

No, it was a bunch of years ago. Well, see, I just use it As a way of Alright This guy Is showing me Alright let's see What you can do

Without this You know It's kind of my way Alright I can't use the phone It's stunning How quickly You feel weird Yeah

All the powers out Everybody has no power No one has any power Whoa Just practice it But you practice it In that goddamn tank What's that thing

You think tank Sensory deprivation tank. Yeah. Like, that's just meditation. Like, you get away from everything. That's why people like camping. Yeah. Because camping is like, hey, this is what it's like.

You know, this is what it's like if you live outside in your little cloth house. Man, if you go outside and leave your phone for about 30 minutes or an hour, the grass start looking greener. It's like you start really seeing shit you know yeah it's just maybe it be the shrooms or something but I did just everything's enhances when you put that down for a little bit it just takes too much your attention yeah it takes all that attention mine too yeah I try to put more into it than I give, than it feeds me. Yeah. You know?

It's hard. Sometimes you're just bored. You just want to find out what's going on in the world. Yeah, but you got to put your nature back. I try to put and instill humanity back into it, you know, because you can use it for good to put it back out. So, shit shit we doing it now yeah yeah we're doing it now it's just um you could listen to this while you're in nature

someone might be on a run right now in nature listen this high as fuck what's up boy but that's an amazing transition between no weed and four four years later full blown all in i was i went the same way uh in the beginning but for me it's been more it's like 20 years now 20 20? But it's the same thing. You know, I just thought it was for losers. And then as soon as I did it, I was like, oh, I can't believe I was missing out on this. That's how I felt about shrooms. Oh, yeah. Shrooms is really drugs.

That's what, that's like everything else is synthetic of that That's when you realize Oh this is what they trying to imitate Yeah That's what they trying to get This is what they trying to get They trying to get to this crazy place Where you're interacting But I don't like to promote it though

Because it ain't for everybody No Like everybody shouldn't do it I used to think everybody should But I think your audience is okay That's cool Some of them There's five guys out there That shouldn't do it Yeah but I used to think everybody should. But I think your audience is okay. That's cool. Some of them. There's five guys out there that shouldn't do it.

Yeah, but. I used to think everybody should do it too, but then people with schizophrenia can become a real issue. Yeah, if you're not at peace, and you got to really understand when you see things, because sometimes you don't come back. You know what I'm saying? Some people don't come back.

Yeah. You got to be able to. Yeah, I'm fine. You're hiding the bitch, ain't you back Yeah You gotta be able to Yeah I'm fine You hiding the bitch ain't you Yeah Just give me the box Thank you It's not that bad

Just a little splash on me But yeah It's um Some people don't come back And you know famously Yeah Acid Acid does a lot of people

That's why I don't fuck with acid I mean I I don't fuck with nothing That people die from You know I don't fuck with nothing that people die from you know i don't fuck with nothing that that i can't see came from nature yeah it's good that's only weed and shrooms that's that's as much as that that's a good call for everybody just as a general rule you know don't fuck with anything that doesn't just come out of the ground that's natural especially when something

like weed or mushrooms that has thousands of years of use. And shrooms. You're right. Like weed, you realize there's something for everything. Like any other drug you get, they got a strain or something that'll give you that same stimulant. Same thing with shrooms. It's just like, man, that's the only time I feel like I eat bad. When you're on shrooms? That's how I know that shit, really. That shit is just like, that's the only time I feel like I eat bad. When you're on shrooms? That's how I know that shit really.

That shit is just like, that shit is amazing. It's even hard to explain because this shit is fucking amazing. It's pretty amazing. What's amazing is that it's been around for so long and it's still illegal. So guys like you have these crazy experiences. It's legal in Colorado now, right? I think Colorado did something to decriminalize it, but Oakland famously recently decriminalized everything. Ayahuasca, mushrooms.

What is ayahuasca? Ayahuasca is the edible form of DMT. It's a drink that they take. Amazon indigenous people have invented. I think somebody just told me about that. indigenous people have invented i think somebody just told me about that it's real simple it's not similar to um mushrooms in that um it's you know it's obviously a different thing but uh it can be insanely potent from what they say i've done the synthetic form of it which is dmt i haven't done the ayahuasca which is the edible form of it. The edible form of it is supposed to be more mild but last longer.

I just haven't had a chance. When you do it, let me know. Yeah, I'll let you know. Let me know what it is. Everybody loves it. Has anybody ever died from it? No. Oh, okay.

Maybe. Maybe one person ever. There's someone who died recently from it. I'm still on certain level I'm still probably at level 2 or 3 with shrooms like I ain't went

all the way yet what's level 2 or 3 how many grams you taking the most I've taken and this was by mistake like 4 grams because I missed

and put the scale on the wrong thing that's a good solid dose and yeah that was too much for me that shit had me so emotional. Like I've never been there.

I've never laughed. And I'm a comedian. I've never laughed so hard. Was that day. Like that, I was laughing. I was crying. I was just,

and it wouldn't stop. Like it just wouldn't, it just wouldn't stop. It's just laughing, farting, peeing. Like, I just couldn't control no type of, it was like all my shit was just like, and it felt amazing. Like, it was just like amazing. But after that, I couldn't do it. I was like, I can't.

Because I couldn't shake it. Like, it just wouldn't go away. It lasted about seven, eight hours. Wow. And that's another thing about swimming. They do last a long time. Long time. Yeah.

Ayahuasca is shorter than that, apparently. I like it for a long time. I like it, but I only do it like once a month because I can't go through that emotional roller coaster so much. It's fun, but it's like a ride. It's like, all right, I don't go through that emotional roller coaster so so much yeah it's fun but it's like a it's like a ride it's like all right I don't want to do it no more but but I can do it like once a month maybe two grams and I fucked on it one time like and that was good but I ain't do that much like I could fuck on it when it's just a little bit but when it's a lot I can't I ain't even thinking about fucking I feel like I'm fucking it's just a little bit, but when it's a lot, I can't. I ain't even thinking about fucking. I feel like I'm fucking.

It feel like fucking. That's what it feel like. I'm just thinking about it now. I'm going through my mind. I'm sorry. No, no worries. You know, there's a lot of people that think that's the origins of religion. It is.

I think the origins of that and Zodiac, I think. Zodiac is really real religions. I think we really are our signs in some kind of way. The stars and all this shit connects. Like real astrology. Yeah. I think it all connects. I wish I knew enough about real astrology to make fun of it.

But every time I start talking shit about astrology, I'm like, I don't really know that much about it. I don't know shit about it either. I'm learning as I go. I'm looking and I'm paying attention i'm just going by observation right see scientists will tell you it's nonsense but how are they sure like there's so many weird factors that they're taking into account the moon is in this and the mars is in retrograde and venus is oh they're retrograde all that shit they're taking into account. Is that even real, what they're saying? I kind of, like I was saying earlier,

I believe we are more of our nature than we are what we think we are. So I think if we're connected all together, I'm trying to think how to articulate it, because I've been working on this. That's why I went back and watched Illicella again, because it's kind of like that. But it's like, like, say if this is a dog, before it shit, it turns around like that just natural.

Right. Like, we do certain things natural that we don't even know we do. But if you understand the connections of that, you can kind of use it to your favor and change to change everything so but i just ain't figured out yeah i ain't figured out how to use it as my superpower yet like i'm trying to figure out how to use it and you know how people could take numbers and they say numbers do shit in the world or certain things. I think there is that in nature, you know. You just got to figure out, like, which time. It's kind of like even the social media, I kind of do it,

just let nature take its course and do certain things. In life, I'm not even social media, just in life, I kind of let nature take its course. I plant the seed and let it grow, you know, and it kind of does what it do. So in the same sense in life and, I don't know, I got to figure it out a little more. I got to do more research with my words. I know what you're saying. But I think I got it.

I think women are more powerful with it than we are. They have more intuition towards it? Yeah, they just don't know it. Like, if they knew how to control that shit, they'd be like Gene on X-Men. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, I do. Yeah. You ever heard of the I Ching?

You know what the I Ching is? Uh-uh. I Ching is an ancient Chinese Chinese method of divination and I think you like would ask it questions and throw these stones and there's all I think they're hexagons I think that's what they are and they have different marks on them and they read these marks and it's supposed to predict things and um it's they've had they've it's been around for thousands of years and it's really complicated it's it's it's a bunch of different do you have what it what it is it's just the charts that yeah

this is very visual so cool listening it's gonna be tough but pull up one of those charts this will when you throw the three coins you get a number yeah that number then correlates to this chart and then you get this symbol and i'm going to imagine then you take that symbol and then it equals one of these things wind heaven lake fire thunder earth mountain water and then i don't know how there's a lot i think like charts are very big like safeness is if i knew the charge thing i could know when to be at a certain place at a certain time to get a certain type of energy that i want yeah something like that you know i'm saying like it's i i can't i i can't explain it but it's i'm still trying to learn well there was a guy

named terence mckenna and he was this this very famous psychedelic philosopher dude, and he studied the I Ching for a long time. And he had some really wacky ideas, but one of them was he thought the I Ching was a map of time, and that that's what it was created for. And that we're just – we don't really totally understand it yet. And that what this method of divination – the reason why it's so effective is somehow or another through these things and viewing these things you're actually having some sort of an impact yeah sounds like total nonsense

like hippie bullshit no I don't because people with crystals shit I just lost my train of thought it's like when you we don't you know how when like 20 years ago

the stuff that you know now It was still the same shit But you didn't have a clue about it Right I'm trying to think how to Explain it in layman's terms Like Like back in the day

Like we used to wear baggy clothes You know hip hop We baggy than the motherfucker Right Now that I look back I was like this shit looks stupid Than the motherfucker But I was blind back then.

But I really, because I had on what I had on. Yeah. But I was blind than the motherfucker. It happens with people. How about bell bottoms? But I'm saying in the, yeah, even in bell bottoms, now you look back and like, what the fuck did I have on? But in your mind. So what I'm saying is in our minds, we really are really blind.

There might be something right here. We're just not paying attention to it because our minds ain't got there yet. Right. You get what I'm saying? I do get what you're saying. So, and I say that to say, because when you said we just ain't figured out the methods that you say that we're, we ain't figured it out yet. It's there right in front of us. We just got to, we got to stop overthinking.

It's really simple. Everything is is simple we just overthink it think about the car car had all them different components to it now it's just a laptop now simple and we could have skipped all that if we would have just had our minds right where it's at now go from the model Model T to the Tesla. Yeah, and go to just beam me up. Right, beam me up. You know, the shit sounds so far-fetched,

but now it's like that shit probably could happen. I think it's gonna happen, but I think it might not be really happening when it happens. I think we might get

locked into some sort of digital realm. That's what I think. I think we are in the digital realm. That's where all this shit coming in. We've all become

in digital, so we can go somewhere else. It's closing in on us. Like you said, your brain is now the cloud. We're just a piece of nature. We're just the evolution of the next thing. Humans. We're not even supposed to be humans.

All right, I'm going too far. We're going way too far. There was a guy named Marshall McLuhan, and he said, human beings are the sex organs Of the machine world That's it That's it He just worded that shit It's like we really think we're important But we're really just a step in between another step

Yeah we're the What does Elon Musk call us He calls us the organic bootloader For artificial intelligence What he thinks is that we are the organic bootloader for our artificial intelligence. What he thinks is that we are here to sort of give birth to artificial intelligence and it's going to take over from there and it'll be the new life form.

But I wonder if that's on the way and like the gods are looking down on us like these dummies are worried about global warming. They got about 10 more years of people left. Somebody from another planet watching us as a show and is like, look at them. Look at them. They over there doing this shit again. Dude, I had this guy in here yesterday.

Oh, they looking at this world like, oh, they finally figured out how to get to the Mars. Think about that. I got this book from this dude. The author, S.C. Gwynn, was in here yesterday. It's Empire of a Summer Moon. And it's all about the Comanches and the United States fight against the Comanche and how long it went down. And then at the end of it, by the end, they had defeated the Plains tribes.

You just get this horrible feeling of how all these people got wiped out. Their way of life they had for, who knows, 1,000, 2,000 years is now gone completely. Like, that could be us. And that could be us by our own doing. I mean, that's happening in Egypt. Yeah. Happening in Egypt. All that shit.

Done. Yeah. So, I mean, it's happening. What's the story in the Bible? Shit. I forgot the story. Which one? The one where they saw them, Gamorrah when they cleared the whole place

because they saw there was like Babylon, it was fucked up. Oh. I forgot. I know what you're talking about. Shit. Sodom and Gomorrah. Right, right, right.

It was so fucked up over there that God just washed the whole place up. Yeah, what was the place? Shit. What happened? Oh, I'm a Christian. Sodom and Gomorrah, those are two cities. Oh, that's what it is?

And they're walking away and he said, don't look back and wanted somebody to look back and he bombed the place. Shit. What happened? Oh, I'm a Christian. Sodom and Gomorrah, those are two cities. Oh, that's what it is? And they're walking away and he said, don't look back and wanted somebody to look back and he bombed the place and it's over. That's the story.

That's what the story says. I'm not saying it's facts. I mean, but it's something probably like that happened. That's because they were all naughty. That's what's hilarious.

Very naughty. That's what's hilarious. A lot of butt fucking and shit. That's just hilarious.. Very naughty. That's what's hilarious. A lot of butt fucking and shit. That's just hilarious. What kind of a weird God? The problem with... I think it's more just as a whole, just how everything evolves into,

you put something there and see where it rolls. This is what I shit rolled to. What the fuck? That's what came out of that shit? That's why I say Of that shit Like That's what That's why I say You really can't predict Because

That shit can roll Into anything Right now it certainly can You know what I'm saying Like especially at this moment Like at the shift we are As far as in the big picture We had a shuffle

Like at the beginning Of the century Of the 1900s We had that shuffle now I think we're one or two Big inventions away From being unrecognizable now i think we're one or two big inventions away from being unrecognizable one or two big ones one or two big ones and maybe 10 20 years and things could be unrecognizable to to the robots too i think that if all we have to do is get to a point

where there really is an artificial intelligence and it can make choices and it can think for itself i don't know how long that takes maybe it takes 30 years i think they're doing it i think that's here now i don't know if it is but autonomous artificial intelligence that can move around like something that's built like a person or a dog and can move around and run the world i went to this expo in japan and i saw something damn near like it yeah they're close they're getting close i don't think they're there, though. I think for real artificial intelligence, I think they need more time. But all that shit is happening so quick.

They're developing quantum computers. Google now has quantum computers. That's just like, man, this shit been going on. I didn't realize until I started flying at Panes, all that navigation shit was there 50 years ago. Navigation satellites? Yeah the satellites All the stuff we're getting On GPS now

Really? GPS that's on our phone When was that invented? Shit I don't know When was it? Go with it I had GPS on my phone

In the 90s On your phone But I'm saying Not on my phone I mean on my car Even before your car Really? That's what I'm saying Even before. I mean, on my car. Even before your car. Really? That's what I'm saying.

Even before your car, they was in planes. 73. Yes. Started by the U.S. Department of Defense in 1973. The first prototype spacecraft launched in 1978. The full constellation of 24 satellites operational in 93. You got to think, they had FaceTime on the moon. Like, it had to be.

So, that means it's been going on. So, this technology been going on. So this technology been going on. So just imagine what they got now. Yeah, there's probably some shit we don't know about. Yeah. They got people morphing into animals around this bitch. You think so? You never know.

You never know. Stay woke. Stay woke. I'm telling you, you never know. You never know. You never know. Man, the world is amazing, man. This shit is dope.

Did you hear the shit that they announced that China had created human-pig hybrids or monkey-pig? Monkey-pig hybrids? They make hybrids out of anything now, shit. You can hybrid anything. I don't know. Who knows what they're going to do, man? Who knows? People just doing anything, putting their shit in the pot and just, they're going to do man Who knows People just doing anything

Putting their shit in the pot And just They're doing that with humans now I want green eyes I want tall I want One day They're going to have an artificial body

There's going to be a company That's going to have an artificial body That works perfectly And they can guarantee That they can take your brain Out of that artificial body And put it in this Put it in this new

Perfect body Take it out of yours, put it in this. That's like the movie Surrogate. And they guarantee you you'll live longer. You get an extra 150 years with this artificial body.

I'm a moron. I would definitely do it. Would you want to live forever? No, not forever. But I would never know when to end. That's the thing. There's like a parable about that, about some guy who lives

the hundreds of years but he has to kill his kids in order to do it. I think True Blood was kind of like that, too, that movie. When the motherfucker was them vampires, he got tired of living. He's like, all right, this shit boring. Could you imagine seeing people complain about the same things for hundreds and hundreds of years? Plus, you got to kill people every day. Here they go again. Here they go again fighting for their rights. Here they go again tired people every day. Here they go again. Here they go again fighting for their rights.

Here they go again tired of this shit. Here they go again. Because you go through the same shit every 20 years. Yeah. You probably get tired

of killing them too. People that's 90 years old tired of hearing this shit. People 80 years old you just laugh at the young people going through their shit. Here they go.

Did you ever see Interview with a Vampire? I don't remember it. Is that Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt movie? Yeah, but I don't remember it. Should I watch it again? It's a great fucking movie.

I gotta watch it again. But the whole idea is that part of it is that these vampires have been around for hundreds of years and they're starting to get sick of it.

They're kind of freaked out. Yeah, that's how True Blood was. They're tired of that shit. Makes sense. My grandma's mad She alive Really? Yeah

My grandma from Bahamas She'd be like She'd be depressing Like She Cause you gotta think about it When you that old You the only one around

You ain't got nobody to talk to Nobody to give a fuck Your kids only come over there To take pics Photo ops You know Nobody give a damn about them. It's a true story.

She passed out in the garage and stayed there because she thought she was dead. And then she realized she wasn't, got up and walked right back in the house. Wow. You don't want to be here. That's why you want something. Even if you don't believe in God You would want something after this Like when you're like It gotta be something after this shit

I want it to be You would want to think something after this Because this is This is boring at the end This don't end good It doesn't end good Shit Some people think that

For sure nothing happens And that to me is just as dumb As thinking for sure something happens Man Who knows Either way I'd rather be I'd rather be right than wrong for sure nothing happens. And that to me is just as dumb as thinking for sure something happens. Man, who knows? Either way, I'd rather be right than wrong.

Shit. Shit. I'd rather believe and you're like, nah, you ain't believe. I told you, I believe.

Shit. When you see a dead person, it seems like something's gone. I swear to God, when one of my best friends, a comedian that passed, died, that's when I was like, oh, no, this has got to be a God or something, because I saw it. You feel they're gone. When I was in the room with him, right on his deathbed, I saw it.

You could just see. And you could see that they see it because he really like at the time he wanted me to he asked me to play smile bits for him and i played it for him and then after that he tried to pull the thing out of his mouth right after that and the funny thing about i didn't think it was like no i didn't see it as no suicide thing it was just like you could see that he saw, all right, next level. I mean, next step. You get what I'm saying?

So, I didn't let him do it because I didn't want to see it. I said, no, no, pulled him down and told his sister to come in. But,

it's just, you really see it then when you're in there and you see life and see it where it ends. it's not a bad thing. You just see like this is this is what it is yeah this is what it is yeah it comes and goes comes and goes i mean there's some

some next i hope you know what someone said once and one of the um one of the gracie fathers talked about this too said he believed and he lived his life, Elio Gracie, lived his life like you have to get everything perfect. You have to do everything the right way or you come back and you do it all over again. Yeah, that's how karma, that's how people in Indonesia think. And there's no crime over there. None where I was at in um bali well it's a great way to think if it's right way to think and if it's right

i mean maybe that's because think about even if even if it ain't right you should think that way because if you thought that way if you thought you come back looking like an ant you ain't finna be doing too much crazy shit. You gonna do right. You gonna do right by people. Yeah. In the best way you can. Well, that always makes me think, like, someone like you,

like, how many times have you done this ride? You know what I mean? Like, maybe some people are just, maybe the dumbest people amongst us are just, they're just new on the ride. That's what,

you know what, that's the best way to articulate it because it's like, to me, my whole life life I feel like this shit is so simple but to everybody else it's so complicated maybe you've been on the ride a lot maybe you've been on this ride like a thousand times that's crazy if it's real and look how

many times you think you've been on this bitch I I don't even want to think. But life, none of it makes any sense. It doesn't make any sense. You and I are making noises with our mouth, and we both know what we're saying. We're laughing. We just met, having a great time, smoking weed together, talking shit. That doesn't make sense either. Life is bizarre. If life this way, this way that we live, which is really interesting, if this goes on forever, like I enjoy life and I know you do, right?

Enjoy it. It's great. But if you told me it was going to go on forever, I'd go, fuck, like this just goes on forever and ever. That's going to give me anxiety. So just don't say nothing and just let the spirit. But if it happens again and again and again and again and again and again throughout eternity, if that's what life is, if you just live this life over and over again, why would that be scary? But it would. It'd be scary because if maybe I enjoy this life, but I want to think that there's something better.

But if it's just this life over and over and over again until I get it right, why is that scarier than doing it once? Because it's not scary to do it once. Like right once right now i'm having a great time you're having a great time jamie's having a great time we're having fun right why would i want to keep doing this but if i knew that it was going to happen over and over and over again forever i'd probably freak the fuck out but that might be what life is yeah that's definitely what life is it could be and it's just as weird as life itself it's not weird it's it's great when you look at it as beauty yeah you know it's just like i look at it like this like certain things i'd never asked for i thought it would happen but it happens in certain like i've like my certain spirits is just gonna come towards that's why

i think we're more spirit than we are anything else because where i'm from or where you're from we would have never met we would have never thing but even we just come in here we can vibe and and it just you can feel i can feel it you can just feel it like damn this shit's supposed to be here at this time, at this moment. It's just all a part of the moment. Yeah. You get what I'm saying? I do get what you're saying.

It's like there's a process going on. And all the ups and downs. Yeah, like we just talking. But it's a process in the spirit that's using us at this moment to get whatever they're getting out of it and then go somewhere else. Yeah. Yeah. You get what I'm saying? I wish then go somewhere else yeah yeah you know what i'm saying i wish i could draw i know what you're saying i've thought about this before too because

i've thought that ideas imagine if ideas were a life form i mean an idea just comes in your head like say if you have an invention that's what's so that's where the internet in a lot of ways right and but i think in an idea in general it might be a type of life form like what are these ideas have i think this is sativa i don't know what that is that can be anything give it a shot but that life is it like you know what was i just saying i swear i had a point ah shit my bad i'm sorry i didn't mean to throw you off bro i was trying to be a good host there it Nah, it's all good, man. I was just vibing. I completely forgot what I was saying. Fuck, what did he say?

It was important, too, apparently. It'll bump back in. It'll bump back in. Just vibe with it. But at the end of the day, I do feel like it's bigger than us. Even us, too. It ain't even about this. It's about whatever this spirit finna take to something else.

Whatever that is. Well, one of the things that I think is great about cool conversations. Stuff we can't even articulate. Cool conversations like this that we could get and put on the internet. It's a fun conversation and it makes people want to have more cool, fun conversations. It makes people better at it. I think that talking is, in a lot of ways like an art form people can talk and it's annoying but it's they're expressing it's their self-expression even if it's just

regular communication where some people can talk they can tell you anything and their voice is so cool you want to hear them talk about everything like tell me about some other shit but i don't think i talk that good when it comes to shit That I'm good at just Conversation talk Maybe But But conversation talk Is what everybody wants You're authentic Yeah That's what people want

People want to hear a guy Talk like you That's just talking The way you talk Rather than someone Who's talking like a newscaster Or a morning radio But I think people need

More to see how people move By actions Yeah Like you need to see Cause I could talk That's like a preacher a preacher could talk talk you out all your money if he if he know how to talk right that don't mean he's a good motherfucker that's true so that's true i rather person judge me off my actions more

than my words because my words might offend you you might get pissed off but i completely understand what you're saying never i've never you can't and none of my exes gonna show a flaw in it none of them and if there is i can accept my flaws i mean i can say yeah you're right i'm yeah i did that you know what i'm saying but for the most part genuinely i'm always moving in the way to where i'm not trying i'm just moving in the way to where I'm not trying. I'm just moving in the way of the good way in the space of more benefiting you than me. That's beautiful. I believe you, too. I can tell you are on that kind of a path. But the thing that I was getting at in a way is that both those things are important.

The way you talk is very important, too. Because the way you talk, it affects young people in particular. Like, it's cool. I'm listening to you philosophize on things and just relaxed approach. Like, if I can't control it, what the fuck am I worrying about it? And that is a message that a lot of kids could use. You know, somebody just said on my Instagram today, they said I'm like the Robin Hood of knowledge for the hood. Like, what they said?

Hold up. And I was like, damn, hold up and i was like damn i like that that's and because it do feel like that i feel like i i'm able to articulate it for people like me yes to get it yeah you get what i'm saying a hundred percent yeah but and also you don't have there's nothing about you while you're trying to talk where it's robin knowledge robinhood of knowledge there's nothing there's nothing about the way you talk that's contrived and that's what's lacking what people are lacking is people it bothers people when you're talking to someone and they're doing like the morning news guy voice you don't even know who the fuck that guy is yeah you have no idea what that's a style of talk that they make them do if they want to tell the news in the morning

but you don't have a damn clues To who that guy is When you talk about something You have zero of that You have zero of that Fake thing That you're trying To project out there The fake thing

Is a weird thing Hello ladies and gentlemen Very good to see you This evening We're having a wonderful time Here at the show And you see darkness Behind that guy's eyes

He's talking Like family friendly But you know what that is I think that comes from Where I ain't had no choice but to be myself i kind of molded myself i never was raised with rules so now trying to be fake it's harder for me to be fake than it is for me to be real like i can't i'll be trying to put on the face it don't work like i'd be really wanting to be fake because it seemed like it worked for other people but I can't like I'd be trying to so it's like easier for me to be to be just genuine in this because I'm not good at lying like that yeah

it's definitely easy to be genuine but it's hilarious that you tried to be fake how would you ever try to be fake cuz it'd be working for niggas man I'd be like shit what did you do what did you do where you tried? Like just trying to go in a room and do the industry talk shit and act like I care. Like I don't give a fuck. Like it just get boring and shit. So thank God.

Thank God you're here. I never, I never gave a fuck about, I never gave a fuck about, only reason I won't be famous just to be with the people. I never gave a fuck about the industry

part of it like that I maybe because I've been doing it a long time now in my world maybe that's

what it is so it don't intrigue me as much you know it's like fucking a bitch a thousand times maybe that's

what it is but I don't know shit don't do nothing for me like that's what it is. But I don't know. Shit don't do nothing for me like that. What does it do? What, the entertainment part of it? It gets me to where I can get to the people. That's what I use it for. Like, I love the people, for real.

And the funny thing about it is I recently found out Harriet Tubman is my aunt. Like, blood on for real. Really? So it kind of makes me like, so that's why I feel like that. I do like helping people. I do like helping. She's your great aunt? Yeah.

On my granny's side. Wow. My name's on the statue. Hold on, I got that too. Let's see. My brain, this is my brain. Your brain's on a statue? No, I'm saying I see my brain this is my brain your brain's on a statue no i'm saying i got my brain no man i'm saying i got the statue in here in my brain my brain is in the eye cloud your name's on the statue yeah yeah yeah the brain's on the eye cloud yeah my name's on the

harry tubman statue have you always been like that or did that change at all when you started smoking weed did you know I was always loved people. That's where my name comes from, just representing Jacksonville, Duval. I've always did that, so whenever I can't rep it, it's in my name. So it's kind of like psychologically for a person that's from there, it makes them see something, because you are what you see, so that's why I always use that name. Really? Yeah.

To elevate the people from where you came from? Yeah. beautiful that's a beautiful name for a name that might be one of the best names duval yeah because that the the sentiment behind it that's one of the best names i've ever heard i love that i love that you're doing that but i love the the thought behind it that was the whole thought from day one i mean i, I've always knew I was, like, even where I grew up, I always knew, like, I ain't supposed to be here. It's like, what the fuck am I doing in this shit? But then I was like, maybe God put me here to see this shit for that reason. To get out and tell everybody that you can get out too. Not just to be an example, you know, because, I mean,

I think the world is going to evolve how it's going to evolve, but I don't want the people from where I'm from to get left behind, too. So it's just like, all right, let me show y'all what's going on so you can get a chance to be in the same situation, just to see the world a little more, you know. So that's why. But, hold, Let me find this That's a great name

And a great reason For a name man Yeah but Harriet Tubman So it just The Harriet Tubman thing Just made me realize Like damn That's why

Maybe I'm like this It's just all Goes back to The nature thing We were saying Like it's In us over time You start realizing

That might really be Where it does come from I mean who knows Where personality traits Like that do come from Besides learning From the people around me And my grandfather

That's not even like My blood grandfather Because I grew up With three granddaddies And I didn't realize That wasn't normal Until I got older But he was always

In the community In Jacksonville So I think I get A lot of that From watching him Growing up Probably yeah Yeah if he's a mentor figure And you saw the benefit That he got out of it I think I get a lot of that from watching him growing up. Probably, yeah.

Yeah, if he's a mentor figure and you saw the benefit that he got out of it. I don't even know if I saw the benefit. I just think it's just come second nature, you are what you become. I mean, you are what you see. And that's just the way I move from around older people. Like, I've always been around older people. And then I think older people, people that was raised by older people. Like, I've always been around older people and then, I think older people, people that was raised by older people,

they end up being alright because older people teach you the right values in life. Hmm. My first friends was old people. Like,

all of my, they used to have bridge parties and shit. Here, go right here. Let me see what you got. Shit. You know, the shit in the brain that's got to remember, like, hold on, let me think about it. Let me see what you got. Shit.

You know, the shit in the brain has got to remember, like, hold on, let me think about it. Let me think. Seriously, what data plan are you on? This is the slowest I've ever seen a photo come up. I told you I got crazy. We're still waiting on that line. Oh, the line? I forgot all about the fucking line.

Oh, shit. Hold up. Y'all going to think I'm lying and shit. Okay, what do you got here oh that's the wrong one that's what that was the wrong one shit no fuck i had just posted on well that's the the monument in um bristol pennsylvania some shit like that in bristol and is it just her living surviving relatives on the monument yeah yeah all, yeah. All the names of the people that... Wow.

Look at my name. Look at that. That's all my mama, my sister, my nephew, all that's on there. That's some dope shit, you know. So I can talk shit about that too. For sure Nigga You ain't got nobody

Grandma Great grandma Harriet Tubman though I wonder how much of that Actually gets in your genes I think all they do Just like an athlete It's like athletes

The next athlete Be better and better And better It's like that It's just natural It's genetics It's just naturally in you Just like spirits

It's just like Just natural spirits We It's naturally in you. It's like spirits. It's just like natural spirits. We probably met four spirits ago. Probably. Yeah. Yeah, like maybe we're out. Like if we are both living the same life over and over and over again, we've probably done this a couple times. Yeah. Maybe so.

For sure. That'd be dope. Come back the next lifetime. I know. Hey, man. Yo, I know you. Well, there's people that you run into

in your life where you do feel like they're supposed to be in your life like there's people that you run into like this person is me I'm them

we're family you know that and you'll keep that forever I got friends long term friends for 25 almost 30 years

that are family and they might as well be me you know you get to that point with with certain people where you like you know i know them and you love it you love them so well how does it feel like over 50 like is that you think that's because over 50 it makes you feel like all right i gotta be friends keep the friends i get close by? No No I don't That's one thing I don't worry about I mean I know I'm 52

Are you worried about being alone? No Not right now Maybe one day I would be But right now what I'm worried about more than anything Is just keeping my health You know Just make sure I exercise

And eat correctly And take a lot of supplements And make sure I keep my health To live two more years longer? Not even that. Just maintain quality of life. See, everybody's worried about extension. You could get hit by a car tomorrow and be in the best shape of your life.

You could look like Ronnie Coleman when he won Mr. Olympia. Still get hit by a car and die. It doesn't matter. You think it's a – I think happy people live the longest. I think they live longer. But how long is longest? I mean mean even if you even if you're pushing 114 well whenever i'm at 112 or 114 you're not gonna fucking care

though the end is near yeah but i mean but i mean like just most of the people i see that's older that's genuinely happy and moving and and healthy looking they're happy. Those would be the moving ones, they'd be happy. The ones that's, they'd be like that. There's a lady that goes to this yoga class. It's like cancer. Yes. Yeah. Well, specifically exercise.

You can see people that are in their 70s. They're still fit. They're still exercising. They're still working out. They don't have a problem When they can't move around When you get too old Your body starts to fall apart

One of the biggest problems Is you can't get around Let me ask you this And this might be weird or stupid Turtles live like 100 years A lot more than that Well however long Yeah

They don't do that much moving It's true If we didn't do that much movement We could live longer I don't do that much moving. It's true. If we didn't do that much movement, we could live longer. I don't think that's how it works. But I do think it has an impact, a slight impact. I mean, because it's like we're using, it's like a car engine. You keep running it hard.

It's going, no matter how much it's helping, it's going to hurt it more than it's helping. There's a statistic about professional athletes not living to over 100. And how many professional athletes die before they reach 100 versus regular people. Tall people don't live long. Right. Too much distance between their heart and their body. Short people live longer. I'm good.

That's why I ain't tripping. Y'all got to worry about y'all health I ain't gotta worry about that shit that's true really tall people what is the average age what's the oldest

professional athlete has lived borderline they've been around for a hundred years right when was professional athletic sport started

that's a good point Bill Russell gotta be the oldest athlete tall motherfucker he the oldest athlete. Tall motherfucker. He's the oldest tall motherfucker I've ever seen live. He looks perfect.

Him and Kareem. He looks fine. Him and Kareem. How old is Kareem? He's old, man. He was in a Bruce Lee movie. Remember? Damn, yeah, he was.

There's three football, what is that, Game of Death? 98, 97, 97, 96, a couple 90-plus-year-olds that were playing football. Football players. In their 20s. Whoa.

But what's the percentage of that, though? But you know what? When they played football in their 20s, they had those bullshit helmets. You couldn't just clash into each other like today. See. But see, when you're little, you don't have to worry about all that. Oh, what? We're going to live.

We're going to live. All we got to do is just be happy. Yeah. Think about all the old people short. That's true. There's a lot of short old people. All the old people short. Not a lot of giant old dudes.

Nah, ain't too many big old motherfuckers. Ain't too many fat old motherfuckers. No, that's more. B.B. King might have been one of the last ones. He lived a long, old, fat life. Yeah, a lot of them died real young. Like Ralphie May Yeah Rest in peace Ralph

Rest in peace Ralph Ralphie was in his 40s right John Candy I think he was in his 40s too He was a big guy Man I don't even get into Like when people

Die of the age Cause we all I mean I know they say Too soon I don't really know If it's too soon Or too late Cause at the end of know if it's too soon or too late because at the end of the day

it's still all like 100 years in the mix of 100 years. Just do what you can while you're here. Yeah, do what you can

while you're here. Don't sweat it. Don't try to change things you can't change. Hell no. And that's the big one. The big one you can't change hell no and that's the big one the big one you can't change is your own fragility where you get that from the game of thrones or some shit the clock yeah no that's from

uh russell built the dude on instagram who makes dope custom metal clocks he does everything himself he wells it together I gotta start getting Start Get some dope shit Dope shit from I don't be accepting Stuff like that Cause people be Want stuff back

That's the problem Yeah People want stuff back Yeah it's like If you gonna give it to me Give it to me for me And if I choose to post it I might

But don't I don't do the promo shit I don't unless Lost I mean missed out I don't wanna say missed out But a lot of money I turned down Just cause I don't do That type of shit like that I don't do no promo shit. I don't unless lost. I mean, missed out. I don't want to say missed out, but a lot of money I turned down just because I don't do that type of shit like that. I don't do it either,

but I've had people send me things and then send me a script. Could you please put this on social media? Like they wrote it for me. Holy shit. It's this cool exclamation mark. Like literally they, they write it out for you. I'm like,

what are you talking about? They make it bad, man. They don't care. They're just trying to get your, your something from you talking about? They make it bad, man. They don't care. They don't care. They're just trying to get something from you to help their business. Yeah, and I hate that. Especially me.

I do shit really from the heart, and I do it because I want to do it. I don't expect nothing in return. So when people don't have that same type of mindset, I don't want to help them. Exactly. You can get it how you want to get it but I just don't feel because you're not good for the ecosystem. Fuck it up. That's true.

If you're around people that have that negative mentality it's a drain. It's not an asset. It's a drain. It will fuck it up. Yeah, man.

You got to keep genuine people around you. Try to just keep that spirit like or keep it going that way. Like I try to put that instilled in Andrew too. Like Andrew's I fuck with Andrew Sch that spirit, like, or keep it going that way. Like, I try to put that instill in Andrew, too.

Like, Andrew's a, I fuck with Andrew Schultz, man. He a good guy. Andrew's one of the funniest motherfuckers. I put, it's two people that I put up that I think the funniest people, him and J. Ski. Them two motherfuckers. And I ain't just saying it because they're my friends. They are my friends, and I might be biased, but I still would put them up against anybody. I don't know J. Ski,

but I love Andrew. He's awesome. I just love how he markets himself too. He's relentless. He didn't need Netflix, didn't need anything else. He's done it all himself. He does it like a business.

He's stand-up stand-up. That's one of the arts that's kind of dying. You know what I'm saying? He's like a stand-up stand-up, and he keeps it. I envy him, how he do it, because I'm more into entertaining and doing stand-up and doing everything else. But just straight core stand-up, I like that shit. And he takes it there.

Sometimes I have to reel him back, though, because he will go too far. He's like on that borderline of crazy and genius like you gotta say all right nigga well he's taking risks you know if you want to make some good comedy you gotta take some risks yeah but just it's interesting for me to see people with uh like him to have a great work ethic like he's a he's a a brilliant guy in terms of like how he's putting things out there and editing things and strategizing and doing he studies the game man he studies he sees and he takes his thing and that's good for young guys once he once he understood like just you don't need hollywood no more like no you know because a lot of especially in our generation they're stuck in

the mindset of thinking that it's hollywood but that don't really exist in this day and age like that. Not as much as impact on the culture like it used to. It has an impact, but it's not the only impact. Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. It's not the end all. You can create your own shit. 100%.

The internet made it an even playing field like you can do your own thing so you don't really have to just use that route and once he understood that he took it and ran with it yeah it's not even an even playing field it actually tips the other way because you need to use the internet no matter who you are exactly you need to use the internet if you're and they got to come to you yeah if they're you're a motion picture company trying to promote a movie you got to use the internet and they got to come to you. Yeah, if you're a motion picture company trying to promote a movie, you got to use the internet. Then they got to come to you. Now you're the network and they got to come to you for the brands and the ads and shit like that.

So you're Hollywood now. I'm Hollywood. I went Hollywood. You went Hollywood. You're really the new Johnny Carson around this motherfucker. Ridiculous. You know? Shit, being on this shit from the way people

have been saying shit, like, they've been like, man, you gotta get on that show. You gotta get... Honestly, I just respect you as a comic. Like, I've... Thank you.

I didn't see it as... I don't see people as, like, the fame part of it. I just see it as he doing his thing. He got his lane. He winning. I don't be seeing

the big, big picture of it in the way people seeing it and i'm like this motherfucker got a got a goddamn coat following around this motherfucker like this man you gotta go get on there you just gotta get on the show and i was like all right i'm gonna get on the motherfucker and and and shelves was like man y'all damn near the same person y'all gotta meet y'all gotta meet i'm like man motherfucker don't know shit about me man you think about me you don't give a fuck about me i do though hey man so it's just dope man it's dope it's dope to have you here man it's been fun how long we've been talking two hours now for real yeah it's like

oh okay that's cool man man. Light that joint, man. No problem. I'm stealing some of this shit. Steal it free. You know, niggas steal free shit. They give you whatever you need, man. We get a drop-off from Speedweed. Do you ever use Speedweed in L.A.?

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Before you were here A tragic missite Been having a lot of those lately. You studied, like, Buddhism and Hindu? I've studied a little bit of it. I've read a little bit of it. I've never practiced it. I try to practice it in my way of living.

They seem like they... I think all that shit comes from the start of Hinduism. I think that's what it was. I just like the peace of it. I think that's where it all starts, just nature. You can just live free, but everybody can't live free because some motherfucker's crazy. The Hindu stuff, the hindu stuff is fascinating because they they always talked about this shit called soma and no one knows exactly what it was what was i mean something that it seems like it was some sort of

a psychedelic i don't think they've ever figured out what it is they think it might have been like mushrooms mixed with something else and they called it soma they might have created some sort of a concoction they would do it and trip balls it figured things out so it's probably real similar to what's happening when people are tripping today when you were saying that you took four grams it's probably real similar that feeling's probably real similar throughout history people figured out different ways to get it man when i was on that shit, I seen the $100 bill, the hologram on that bitch was up. You know the little hologram? That shit comes up off the dollar. Off the $100 bill.

When you're on mushrooms, it does? Mine did. That motherfucker came up. Imagine if that's how the cops find out if you're on mushrooms. That's why I was like, whoever made the $100 bill, they was on shrooms. Us acid. Like, that shit. Or it's just an unintended side effect.

That shit was dope. Like, it's like, I don't know. I can't think of nothing bad about it. Like, I just, only bad is maybe I wouldn't do it in front of people like that yet. Because I'd be just loose. They did some studies on mushrooms, and they found that it actually increases people's vision in low doses. It makes your vision more accurate. Like if they have parallel lines, I forget who did the study, but the study was if you have these two parallel lines and one of them shifts ever so slightly offline, you would be able to detect it quicker when you're on psilocybin than when you're not.

be able to detect it quicker when you're on psilocybin than when you're not so this is statistically proven with uh randomly selected people who are either on or not on and they ran this series of tests and they found that the people were more effective at detecting whether or not the angle has changed so you can see better you have better a better view of reality when you're on mushrooms i'm gonna start telling my homeboys That I act like I'm smart You know mushrooms Make your CV happen Yeah I'm telling you that

Well they think it might have been One of the things that led to us evolving Shrooms Yeah They made a C Oh Yeah You ever watch that show

That's a good show Which show C No what is that That's with the guy from Aquaman Oh He plays Blimey Oh that's right

What is that called That's a new Apple show right Yeah it's called C That's good It's a? Oh, that's right. What is that called? That's a new Apple show, right? Yeah, it's called Sea. It's a good show? No, that's a real good show. Really? Yeah, and it's about them being blind. Damn, that makes sense.

So it's like... Not that it created vision, but that it improved vision. And it was one of several things I think led to us evolving quicker. One of them was that we started experimenting with different food sources we had more access to like bugs and you know rats and all these little things that we could catch

we started hunting things then we started using tools to figure out how to hunt things and all during this process we're eating weed and we're eating mushrooms so we're we're probably interacting with these psychedelic compounds that people have used for thousands and thousands of years when we were primitive man And so as we're taking these things We're trying to figure out new ways to hunt new ways to protect ourselves from our enemies new ways to farm We start inventing things you start inventing language. I think there's a direct connection between Psilocybin use and the ability to create words and and language. So really we are what we are just nature. Yeah

We just keep evolving and evolving. We're nature that lives in houses. Yeah. That's what we are. That's crazy. Now that I'm thinking, so the shrooms, so really everything came from the shroom and the shroom kind of- Shroom used us.

Yeah, the shroom used us in growing into us to the shroom used us to manifest reality the the shroom used us to create life and it's not just a shroom it's the ideas too like i think all these ideas that you get we were talking about this earlier like what is an idea if you have an idea like hey i'm going to invent this thing this thing's going to benefit mankind you just have some crazy idea that's supposed to fix things maybe it sucks pollution out of the air and then someone takes that and runs with it and improves something else then someone takes that and improves something and then you're doing this among on giant scales millions and millions and millions of people are doing this and they're contributing to this and they're all using ideas they have ideas and

they turn that idea into a physical form and then every year they expect it to get better and better and better every year they innovate nobody ever looks better and better and better. Every year they innovate. Nobody ever looks at a television and goes, 72 inches, it looks clear. Let's just stop. No more TVs. It's plenty big. We always got to get bigger.

Always got to get bigger. Always. But why? The reward is improvement. It's constantly gearing towards improvement. We're obsessed with it. It's like we need that. It's boredom.

Boredom makes us do more. And these are ideas, right? Ideas that we turn into things and along the way there's a bunch of shit that fuels our desire to get those things and make these things happen like lust like materialism like maybe what materialism where people worry about it being so empty maybe what it is it's a function of getting us to invest heavily in newer better shit so that more things accelerate faster and faster and that these new inventions come at a faster and faster rate because that's what we're constantly focused on

is newer better shit so they're constantly inventing and improving and all the while we're just dumping money into the birth of our successor yeah the technology so we're just a movement we evolve from the shrooms to the human to the ideas to the to the culture to the different cultures interacting with each other the resistance of these cultures interacting with each other so really we're just an organism we're an organism Yeah A fucking awesome one though I mean no organism Is having as much of a Fucking good time as we

Yeah fuck what they talking about Ain't nobody getting shot Ain't nobody doing all that type of shit That shit look boring to me Nobody sending videos through the air Yeah they ain't FaceTiming Ain't nobody getting porn and shit Yeah Nobody's flying helicopters Yeah they ain't FaceTiming. They ain't nobody getting porn and shit.

Yeah, nobody's flying helicopters. Yeah, they ain't flying like that. Getting in submarines. People getting in submarines, man. Yeah, I ain't never seen no goddamn, I ain't never seen no lion 120 feet. Yeah. I done that. Fuck submarines, man. If you were high on a submarine, that has to be-

I always wondered, that got to be the dumbest job to ever want. do you know, you're like, have you ever been, have you ever scuba dived? Mm-mm. Like I just told you. I've snorkeled.

That's the most I've ever done. Like I was saying, like scuba diving, like by the time you get past 100 feet, it's just dark. There's nothing down there. That's worse than being in jail

in solitary confinement. And how long do they be down there? Those people that be in them submarines? Oh, for a long time. They got to be crazy. And there's no way you can't tell me. Like, that solitary confinement by themselves.

Yeah, but it's also fear. That's just like on that movie I was seeing on, I mean, that show, For All Mankind. They was up there going crazy. Yeah. They was going crazy because they had to wait for something to be fixed for them to sit up there So every two weeks they had to wait and they was watching the same show over and over over and over they had to practice that shit And they went crazy. I couldn't imagine

Average 30 days up to a hundred underwater. Yeah. Oh my god 30 days, bro 30 days underwater. How bad is that toilet smell, by the way? We should talk to some semen. How much do they get paid to do that? How much do they get paid to do that? Not enough. There's no way they would get paid enough. 30 days underwater?

It could be all the money in the world. If they were getting paid correctly, there'd be no money left for anybody else. 30 days underwater in a submarine. What? That's the craziest reality show ever. Shit. I just put that out in the universe. Someone's going to do it.

They're going to be, it's called Project Nemo. Big Brother Project Nemo. You just film people underwater for 30 days. I'll be like, hell no, I know what Joe said this shit.

That could be a great reality show. Look, whoever is listening that's thinking about doing it, just go ahead and do it. Make it. You have that one. Do it. Have that one. Do it for the culture. That's for you.

Do it for the culture. Ooh, that would be a popular show. A fucking submarine filled with people for 30 days. I don't even want to get on a cruise ship, man. Do you fuck with cruise ships? No, I've never been on a cruise ship. Never want to. I'm not that guy.

I don't like being in a place. I like being in my own place like the island that I'm on. There's not nobody there. I don't want to be in the middle of the ocean yeah and I can't go where I want to go like that's

right you're not gonna do me like that which yeah it's also like and I know how powerful that ocean is so I'm not playing with that fuck yeah

most powerful thing on earth it's also like the thing that's beautiful about you and your plane is you can go wherever the fuck you want you get up and fly and you're free.

You get to experience it. Same thing sort of in a boat. Why not? I don't know. I'm thinking about it right now. But the same thing in a boat. Like when you're in a boat, right? You're out there on the ocean.

You can go left. You can go right. You can go wherever the fuck you want. That's something beautiful about a boat is that you're gliding across the top of this water and you're kind of in control of your destiny. You can kind of decide where you want to go.

You can be casual. You can enjoy the, let's just drive along the coastline. But if you're in a fucking cruise liner, you ain't doing none of that. You ain't doing none of that.

You got to go where they want you to go. And you're on the water. And you're on there with a bunch of other people. And everyone's drunk. Yeah. If I don't want to be

bothered with somebody, I don't want to just sit in my room cooped up and every now and then people throw people overboard i don't like tourist spots like that right it's surprising how rarely it happens if people throw people overboard it's always probably lately husband and wife back in the day they probably used to but they probably got it to where you can't throw people off they probably can't i mean like most of the places throw people off because like in vegas you can't throw people off. They probably can't. I mean, like most of the places. No, you can still throw people off. Because like in Vegas, they can't jump off no fucking building no more.

Really? They ain't got balconies on them casinos. Not in the regular hotel rooms. Because too many people were jumping. Too many people was jumping. That's a crazy way to go. 300 people since, nearly 300 people since 2000 have gone overboard on cruise ships and ferries. Holy shit.

They included that too. Holy shit. How many people have been recovered? This was according to a professor in Canada, so I don't know if that's just Canada or everywhere. Do they ever recover them? Have you ever heard of one getting recovered? Don't they just keep going usually? Because they can't stop. Oh usually? Because they can't stop.

Oh, my God. They can't stop. Is that true? Bro. I've just heard that you've got to be careful because they're not going to stop for you. I've never been on one, so I don't know. I've never heard that. That's one I don't care about because I'm never doing it.

Oh, my God. Fuck that. Are you crazy? They don't stop for you if you fall overboard? I'll check. I feel like if you want to do that, do you. Yeah, Jamie, we might be getting sued now by the cruise lines. Someone might stop for you.

There is absolutely no merit in anything young Jamie has said. I disavow. I don't know if you could see the amount of smoke in this room. I disavow. I don't even know what he said that's wrong. I'm sorry. He said if someone fell overboard, they wouldn't even stop. Oh. Well, we lost him. I was sorry. He said if someone fell overboard, they wouldn't even stop. Oh.

Well, we lost him. I was like, do they go get you? I mean, how many times do they get you after you fall overboard? Don't they stop? If they don't stop, that is fucked up. If you go overboard and they don't have some sort of a solution to try to go get you, that seems crazy. But if you did it on your own will, you crazy. That's true. You you gotta survive the fall first

oh really because the ships are very high what i'm reading right here i mean they do they do have a process to go get people if they fall i think they have smaller ships they can send out and go back and get you you gotta survive the fall i didn't think of that that's a long jump to the bottom right what if you hit it face first like an asshole That's a fucked up way to go, man. Falling off a cruise ship in the middle of the night. Ah! Shit. Splash. That would have been a plenty of countries where if you just want to drive off, you can.

Right. So, I mean, if you don't value your life, shit, you can't put everybody else in upset. I'm not going to be more upset about it than you are. If that's what happened. If people just jump off. I understand what you're saying. Yeah, that's what I'm not gonna be upset More upset about it than you are If that's what happened If people just jump off I understand what you're saying Yeah that's what I'm talking about But sometimes people get thrown off

Oh well that's Yeah It's always like a husband's like I don't know where she went I came out here I came out here You know she wasn't here anymore I don't know what the fuck happened

They see him the day before I don't know what the fuck happened. They see him the day before. I don't know what happened. They see him walking around the day before looking up for every security camera. They got him on footage marking security cameras, trying to figure out where's the best place to throw a reward. The love boat soon will be making another round round I was watching that not too long ago This says they'll turn around

This says they turn around They turn around Who says? They do If it falls off of that man It's so hard to put back in place Oh shit my bad man That's amazing that you didn't knock it off

I thought it was like one of them That you touch it and the light touch No it's a There's some magnet That is making it float in the air. But when I tell you it has to be perfect, I mean, it is so hard to do. Jimmy, how long did it take you to do that? I didn't even get to do it. Someone else had to do it.

Did Taylor do it? I've done it once. Jeff did it. Oh, shit. I'm glad I didn't fuck it up. No worries. It takes like 10 minutes at a time. 15 minutes. Good luck. It could take 10 minutes at a time. 15 minutes.

Good luck. You could get lucky and do it right away, or you might be- I just was doing like this. Oh, shit. Who gave us that idea? And I was about to do this next. I didn't even know it wasn't connected. Think on that.

I know who it was. You do? No, I mean like a guy. But yeah, we came real close. I thought that was going down. That one next to it, that's a real- That's a foul for the fuck the whole vibe up, man. No, no, it would have been fine.

That's too fragile. I mean, it's awesome. But I mean, if that's what happened, it's not your fault. That fucking helmet is the shit though. Look at that thing. I saw that too. Is that from Platoon? Is that from the movie Platoon?

No, no, it's a real helmet. See, you Hollywood, so I saw that, too. Is that from Platoon? Is that from the movie Platoon? No, no. It's a real helmet. See, you Hollywood, so I thought you were Hollywood. No, that's a guy named Shane Against the Machine. He's also an artist on Instagram. I bought a couple of things from him, but this one is a real helmet from World War II and a real bayonet that they converted into a lamp. That's hard.

Oh, dude, it's weird. Every time I look at it i think about like somehow or another this helmet from war from the 1940s is now a lamp in my studio how do you think the next war gonna be i'm terrified i'm terrified it's gonna be um kind of socially or i mean not socially i think it'll be more electronically. It could be. It also could be diseases. It could be engineered diseases that wipe out half the fucking population. Yeah, it's like that. So many different things can happen.

Russia was working on a lot of that shit during the Cold War. I wonder how that shit going to be. That shit terrifies me. Diseases and artificially created diseases, that shit's terrifying. Or even artificially cultivated. And the crazy thing, anybody can be that. Anybody can make that happen. Well, some people can.

They definitely did for a while during the Cold War. It's just we're lucky that they never got... I'm talking about anybody can make a disease damn near now if you,

with technology and just learning off the internet, you can teach yourself how to do some... You can, but you know, we went to the Center

for Disease Control once for this TV show that I was working at. we talked to these guys that are working every day like in these space suits with like incredibly toxic viruses they have it in galveston texas so we went back and we saw these labs and everything like that and we were asking them about engineered diseases and they go listen fuck engineered diseases you got to worry about real ones just regular diseases every now and then a pandemic comes across, a flu you can't fix. There's some new Ebola. There's some new things.

There's new flus out this bitch? Yeah, it's always new strains. That's why the flu shot doesn't always work correctly on everybody. I've never had a flu shot. Good for you. I've never had a flu shot. Yeah. I have all the other shots, but I don't get a shot every year.

I just don't know if that's the best way to do it. I think the body is made so perfect, like, as long as you don't abuse it, abuse it, like, it's going to heal itself. Sort of. But you need penicillin. You need drugs. You need a lot of shit. You need antibiotics. You need that shit.

You want to stay alive. You get an infection. We can have both things. You need that shit. You want to stay alive. You get an infection. We can have both things. We can have science and we can have reason. Right. You can have the acceptance of nature. Don't get twisted. When I get sick, I do use certain shit, but I don't like to rely on it.

I don't know how to swallow pills. Good for you. I don't know how to swallow pills. I have never swallowed a pill before in my life. Do you ever take vitamins? I use BC powders. Oh, okay. When I get a headache, I have to take a BC powder.

But as far as that, that's as much as I do. Like if I have a headache. Yeah, they make vitamins you can mix in your drinks. I do vitamins. Like I take a vitamin like them two a days or some shit like that. How do you take it? Do you smash it up or something? Oh, gummy bears.

Oh, that's a good move. Gummy bears make kids take CBD. Gummy bears are great? Oh, gummy bears. Oh, that's a good move. Gummy bears make kids take CBD. Gummy bears are great. Yeah, gummy bears. Those gummy bear CBDs are great. Are they? Yeah, very relaxing. No, I don't, man.

We'll get some. If you're going to be around. I need to start. I want to sell some CBDs, make my own brand of CBD gummy bears. Because I used to give my man that had cancer that died the one I was telling you about he used to love them them CBD things so

I think that would be dope well people that have arthritis it's a life changer for real yeah a lot of my friend Dave had these really locked up fingers his fingers were fucked up

he just couldn't bend them couldn't straighten them out started doing CBD and his hands just slowly but surely relaxed and now they were perfect I mean that was something

That was fucking with him For a while I don't know if it's because Over time I haven't did it But Like when I drive My old school car

The steering wheel Is hard to hold My hands lock up And I wonder is that because Over time By using the regular By the steering wheel Getting bigger

Has my hand evolved To where To where It can't even do that No more You can't grab a hold Of a skinny wheel Yeah

What is your old school Kind of steering wheel You got on it It's the little skinny Old school Old school shit What kind of car is it again Uh

Chevy Caprice And you said it was Uh 70s 70s Caprice Oh wow 72 Let me see if I can find

Them motherfuckers You got it all built out Yeah with rims You know Florida style Florida style Florida style is giant wheels right Isn't that what Florida style is Like wagon wheels

Yeah we like big wheels Old school Chevys What is that There's a name for that Which one When I posted it on Instagram We landed in Miami once A dump

What's it called Yes A dump Yeah I got a dump one? When I posted it on Instagram, we landed in Miami once. A dump? What's it called? Yes. A dump. A dump? Yeah, I got a dump. That's why I'm finna show you right now. Yeah. They have dunks.

Yeah. So I was in Miami, and this guy had, it was a really nice car, too, with these ridiculous, huge wagon wheels. Here, go right here. Mine got 20, I think these 24s. It might be 26s. Oh, my Jesus. Look at the size of those wheels. Mine got 20. I think these 24s. It might be 26s. Oh, my Jesus. Look at the size of those wheels.

That's outrageous. Yeah. That's a good-looking car, though. It's beautiful. Appreciate it. I love old cars, man. I love old cars. Shit, Killer Mike got all the old cars.

Oh, shit. Look at that one like that. Look at that one. That purple one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, that's beautiful. Yeah. The wheels are just ridiculous.

That's not necessary. I got to burp like that. It's just a part of the culture thing. That is ridiculous, man. Go back to that purple one, yeah. All right, that's beautiful. Yeah. The wheels are just ridiculous. That's not necessary. I got to burp like that. It's just a culture, part of the culture thing. That is ridiculous, man. Go back to that purple one, though. That purple one is beautiful. Just fuck, get rid of those wheels, and that thing's perfect. Look at the beauty in that thing.

God, that thing's perfect. Go back a little bit. I'm going to tell you my type of style. Dude, that car right there. Like that blue one. Go up to that blue. That's sitting right that's sitting right

with those wheels you know what I'm talking about it's sitting right like oh leaning back a little bit like it's sitting right I like that that's like

that's how my I got a the Verde and the it sits like that oh see I grew up driving muscle cars

where you originally from well I was born in New Jersey, I grew up driving muscle cars. Where are you originally from? Well, I was born in New Jersey, but I grew up in Boston. Okay. But I lived everywhere, man. I lived out here for a little while when I was a kid in San Francisco. I lived in Florida for a little while. What part? In Gainesville.

Yeah. Yeah. And then I lived in- You went to Florida? Yeah. We were in Florida. We were in Gainesville for like three years. And then I lived in Jamaica Plain.

And then I lived in Newton,ain And then I lived in Newton Which is a suburb of Boston Then I moved to New York And then out to here You started doing stand-up where? Boston Oh, okay What about you?

I started in Atlanta Oh Atlanta's got a scene I've started The Laughing Skull is a fucking great little club I've never done it Oh, you gotta go there, man You gotta go there

It's a perfect club It's like I don't know how many seats I don't even how many seats. I don't even think it seats 100. I mean, I've heard of it, but I've never been over there. And it's above this killer burger place. They have a killer burger place downstairs.

But it's just a cool vibe. It's a cool vibe. 74 seats. 74 seats. 74 seats, man. I try to do that when I'm in Atlanta. I've done it a few times. I'm going to go up there. But it's one of those ones it's like it's just a perfect little spot I

started at Uptown Comedy Corner in Atlanta and 99 I've been doing 20 years now Wow yeah shit well I quit how long you been doing 30 30 yeah what is it now 88 I started so 31 31. 31 years. I started in 88. I started in 99. 31 years. That's so crazy. That's how I feel.

It feels long, but it don't feel long. It's like, damn, I'm here. It does and it doesn't. Yeah. It does in that it has been a long time, like a lot of times around the sun. But it doesn't in that it's still exciting. It's still fun as shit, man. When I'm about to go up at the store, you know, we're all hanging out and I look at my phone, check out my new shit.

I get more kick out of the crowd doing that than I do the stand-up part of it. I mean the socializing stand-up part with people. Unless I really fuck with them as a person. You know what I'm saying? I like the stage more so. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Then the comedy, just chilling. I ain't like that part of that shit.

You don't like chilling? I do, but I ain't like the part, just the energy around that part of it. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. Well, different places have different vibes. Yeah. We're real lucky in L.A. Everyone's real friendly, real supportive.

It's like very family out here. Everybody's all huggy. Everybody's real supportive. It's never been a time In my career Where I remember Less bitchiness Less squabbling More support When you're dealing

With the bottom It's a lot more scrambling Yes sir It's a lot more Dog eat dog world So people cut Do this Do that

A little more So I remember that It's a little different Oh yeah No I remember Then the Come on

You make it I make it That's how I used to think And then I realized These motherfuckers ain't shit. Shit. That is a problem. You can get one of those these motherfuckers ain't shit guys deeply in your machine.

There's plenty of them out there. Oh, yes. There's no way you're going to get around that. That's a test of life. Life is throwing you another extra puzzle. Yeah, but you can get to a point where you can make your own ecosystem. That's true. In your own circle.

It's like, all right, you come in here if I won't lie with you. You come in this if I see if you're genuine enough. Yeah, for sure. And then if you can't, you do your thing over there. The problem with those ecosystems, if you get somebody who's not doing their best and is annoying and doesn't want to change. Sometimes people do get those. You get haters. You get people who try to sabotage your fun.

It's real unfortunate when you run into people like that, but they do exist. They do, but I'm a exist They do But I can kind of I'm a good judgmental character I kind of read all vibes And I don't go by how you treat me I go by how you treat other people Because you can really see Because if they treat them

Like there's a matter of time I'll treat people That can't do shit for you You know Do you get a lot of people Asking you to do shit? All the time And I have no problem saying no

I'm not that nigga Shit It gets a little crazy though, right? Because I do stuff genuine out my heart too For real So when people want me to do stuff I do what I want to do I don't do what you want me to do

And I know I do enough to where You can't make me feel bad for not doing that. Right, right. I don't trip. I know what I do. I wouldn't be where I'm at now if I wasn't doing right. You get dudes that want to open up businesses with you and shit? Oh, all the time. Hey, man, I got this little idea, right?

is with you and shit? Oh, all the time. Everybody knows. Hey, man, I got this little idea, right? Whenever a person, like, especially when they want to do shows and shit, I'm trying to put something together.

When you hear that, you're like, you ain't finna do it with me. Put nothing together. When you hear that word, I'm trying to put something together. I'm producing this little thing. Yeah, I'm producing

this little thing. I got these. I'd love to see if I could attach you to it. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Yeah, like, nigga, no. Yeah, no. I'm producing this little thing I got these I'd really love to see If I could attach you to it Yeah yeah Oh Yeah like No

Yeah No I'm not that gal Promoting I hate that But that's always part of the The whole hustles There's always gonna be those guys

That try to glom on And And try to sell something Attaching you to it And You don't learn how to say no And I get it That's what they do

Yeah that's the hustle It's like you I don't mind you even trying me But don't be mad at me For saying no Like you know I do get mad though Cause in their eyes

It's the best project Of all time And it's gonna be amazing Trust me It's gonna be for Your own benefit If you come along on this That's what I say

If you mad at me for that Stop fucking with me Like Yeah You know what I mean Stop fucking with me Shit I don't give a fuck

shit you made this easy for me like the fuck i'm gonna be all right yeah it's just important to find people that aren't like that people that are supportive supporting each other seeing your friends support your other friends this this tastes good it's good weed right yeah that's the sativa that stuff's gonna make you think about space which shit we already talked about that shit i was there i had to bring myself back because i didn't want to go too far left on the show too far left too far out like this nigga duval tripping there you know and plus i can't articulate it enough i'm still learning it In the Bahamas they probably have very little light pollution

That's why I said it looks like you're out of space He came to my house Ask him That shit looks like out of space It feels like you're in a snow globe You see every star When you're out there you realize This is why people thought about

Out there more. Because before technology at night, that shit probably was... You ain't have no choice but to look up there. Yeah. That's what people need to see, right? Yes. When you look up there, you be like, man, they up there. Something going on.

You see shit going on. I think they already up there chilling. It's a club up there. A club of who? Just people. Illuminati A club of who? Just people Like Illuminati? Like nah No?

Just motherfuckers just chilling Like on District 9 and shit You seen that movie? I think that was the movie Where they had another little space up there And they was up there chilling That was that movie You know they bringing tourism

Aliens came down They probably be having tourism up there now They trying to do that too Tourism and space? Yeah Yeah that's going to happen. Yeah, a hotel they're going to open up soon. Oh, Jesus.

How the fuck would you be able to sleep when you're hovering over the earth? I wonder how many likes I ever get. A lot. That would be like the ultimate Instagram influencer big booty girl. That would be her ultimate pick. Sticking her ass out and behind her you see the earth.

Life is all about being happy. I don't buy this. This is NASA. Talk about positivity. 2020, you can go to the ISS. She's going to be selling tummy tea. You reap what you sow

and tummy tea. Tummy tea. I've been drinking this juice and look at my stomach. It is amazing for your hair. I mean, amazing. What'd you say? What'd they say?

The International Space Station, it said this article here on NBC said that there's plans to have people going there, not to stay there, but to go there next year and then a hotel for four people by 2022. Whoa. Who's going to be the first to fuck on that hotel? I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try.

I don't want to be the first one. Imagine if they had rules. If I ever did a- You have to do cameras on you. That would be the first point I do, because I'm going viral that night. I'm going Instagram live and fucking. Oh, my God. And the nut just skeet and just go out.

Fly through the sky. He can blow on it. He, my God. And the nut just skeet and just go out. Fly through the sky. You can blow on it. You can make nut rings. No, I don't know if I'm going to make nut rings. I think that might be good. Look at you playing with your nut rings. Tied it up in a bow. Oh, my God.

Holy shit. You should be the first to skeet into the air. Skeet in the air. Just skeet, skeet. Just that skeet. Skeet, skeet. He's watching. Now, I know.

He's watching Truth Talk. Now, I know them astronauts done that before. I was. There's no way they was that bored up there and didn't start jacking off and just let that shit skeet off. I don't think they ever get a moment where they're not on the camera. That's what I would be saying. Man, who gives a fuck? If you've been up there

for months, you think you're going to give a fuck? What are they going to do to you? You're like, you know what? You got to come back down here. Alright. The fuck? Hey, shit. I guarantee you they done jacked off and let that shit... Let's put it somewhere. I promise you they done jacked off and let that shit. There's footage somewhere.

I promise you, we got to find a cool astronaut that's telling us the truth. He probably right. Skate it off. Skate it off. Oh, shit. Flying through the air like a cloud. Are we still on the air? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Are we still on air? Yeah Oh my god Oh shit That is funny as fuck That's a good joke too Have people ever had sex? Has anybody had sex in space? Come on man But I want to know if it's been documented They ain't gonna say it

But I Come on But people write books Wouldn't you? You'd be up there You'd say What you trying to do? You want to be the first motherfuckers out of space?

Man, I definitely would. Shit. You kind of have to. Not officially. No officially? Not officially yet. Nothing officially.

Correct. But maybe someone has? I mean. Maybe the Russians. Let's just say there's not, we're not the only ones that go to space now. Russians probably

drinking vodka and bone and they probably have orgies up there. Man, I'm telling you, man. Disco music. They're in the EDM. Man, they've been

fucking on the moon and everything. I'm telling you, it's not all on the moon. Imagine you put one of those black lights. Black lights. Oh my God.

What the fuck happened before we got here? Oh shit. Do you think we've ever been visited by aliens? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think aliens walk amongst us now. They come in here and come in there and see how stupid we are and go back and tell their

stories and shit. You think so? I mean, I can only see why. I mean, if you thought, there's no way we the only people in this whole universe. There's no way this only happened one time in this one part. So it's got to be somewhere else. And I'm pretty sure they way ahead as far as technology and what's the other word? Progress, innovation.

Yeah, all that. Yeah. Way far. Yeah. So they got to know. They got all that. Yeah. Way far. Yeah. So they got to know. They got to be. They got to look at this as stupid. It only makes sense.

Yeah. If we could stay alive for a few thousand years longer than we are now, I mean, imagine how much technology we would have by then. And who knows what they've done. You know, they might have created a technology based entirely entirely on their atmosphere and their planet It might be just a different way of propulsion a different way of organisms different way of everything. There's so many possibilities It could be some drips. That's that's the that's the power like trips like those are humans I read something somewhere about the possibility of there being living creatures in other parts of the universe that are made out of light. That's what I mean.

They were trying to theorize. What are the parameters for something being alive given all the different possible environments in the universe? All we know about life is what life we've ever discovered on Earth. Maybe life can exist in bizarre, crazy environments. Just a different kind of life. Like Cocoon? No, it's like a different kind of life. I mean like that movie Cocoon.

Cocoon was like old people and then they got young. Yeah, but the thing was it came in that little cocoon in a spirit like a light. It came like a light. I don't remember that enough. Cocoon. I do remember it though. I remember it was old people And they'd

They'd turn young And start fucking Yeah yeah That was a big part of it right Yeah yeah Yeah but when you look at it From a Cocoon

But if there is like Other kinds of life forms Out there I mean Cause it's just like a light It's almost never ending It's like a light What is this

Cocoon Oh they're all light Oh whoa Yeah that's why I'm saying It's a light Whoa I'm telling you. I forgot about this.

Man, if we thought about it, they thought about this a long time ago, man. Whoa, cocoon was way ahead of its time. Yeah. Man, nah, they was just on shrooms back then. Oh, for sure. That's what you see when you're high as fuck. Come on, I'm telling you. That's what I'm telling you.

We got to watch that again. The ice is melting. That thing. Give me that photo. Give me that photo give me that photo man charlamagne just made me realize the earth is getting too warm sexual diseases are ravaging your population you have to stop you have to slow down you're headed to the edge of the cliff humanity is in great danger you're pulling all the fish out of the ocean you're heating up the

sky and filling it with particulates. The very air you breathe. There's not much time left. Now sit the boy with it. Man, I'm telling you. Look at that thing. Fuck that. Whatever that thing is.

I don't want it in me. In you? That's the light. It takes over your skin, doesn't it? But that's what I'm saying. That movie there was like 30 years. Wasn't that like 30 years ago? Long time ago. So if that was 30 years ago? Long time ago.

So if that was 30 years ago, that means they've been there. Yeah. About what we just putting two and two together. I think the light thing was just a physicist was speculating about the possibility of different forms. Well, he was right. Yeah. Whatever it was. For sure.

He was right like a motherfucker. So just think, that might be like what you said that theory was with the light. We might just be Little lights of Also Ping ping ping How hard would it be For aliens To make fake people

To move amongst us They could travel here From other planets Why can't they make Fake people That can wander around They are Shit

How many people Do you think you know That are aliens Donald Trump For sure He gotta be an alien. He don't give no fucks about humanity down here. He don't give no fucks.

Maybe he just knows the spaceships are coming. Yeah. If you were president and they told you spaceships are coming, what the fuck do you tell people? Hey, it's over. Nah, you get a drone drone you get a droid like you and you be on that spaceship and let let people do what they do and piss them off let them get mad at each other and kill each other by being mad i think if aliens did show their face if there was like a real bona fide alien invasion or at least alien landing it would be real similar to how we change in terms

of the way we look at uh ourselves in humanity real similar to a natural disaster you would be humbled we would all be like oh shit like if a real spaceship landed and real aliens were on board the spaceship i don't know we'll still thank the government motherfuckers i swear the government doing something that's true that. That's true, too. Some people. You're giving humans way too much credit. We stupid for the most part as a whole. Yeah, some people would definitely think it was fake.

They'll swear it was fake. It would be real hard to convince someone that it wasn't fake. Man, people, God could come down here and say, hey, it's me, it's God. We wouldn't believe it. We wouldn't believe it. We wouldn't believe it. We don't believe nothing that we ain't really seen before. Yeah. That's just how humans are.

We stupid. Well, that's where the whole flat earth thing comes from, right? Right. I've never seen it. Yeah, I ain't never seen it. You know what's so stupid about that? It's like if you really felt like that, why don't you just get in a boat and go to the end? Wouldn't that make sense?

You would be the Christopher Columbus of this shit if you want to be so sure and tell everybody they wrong, get your ass in a boat, and go to the end. Yeah. If you really feel that motherfucking smart. It's just stupid Like it's It's the dumbest shit ever Well it's weird too Because They dismiss

All of the evidence That the earth is round But yet they show No evidence That the earth is flat That's why I said So prove me Until

That's what Whoever listened to this Get in the boat And just ride Ride Ride Ride Ride Whoever listened to this, get in the boat and just ride. Ride, ride, ride. Ride until you get to the end. And when you get to the end, take a picture and put it on Instagram and send it to me. But the thing is, there's enough people out there in the world.

If you say that, there's someone like you don't understand. You've never done flat earth research. There are those photographs. They have been definitely proven. Do a video it live do it live you do it live so we can know for facts and i'm gonna be up at instagram headquarters so i can make sure this is really via at the edge there's an ice wall very tough to get through Whatever's there Go there Go to the ice wall

Just give me one picture Send me one good picture What it looks like Thanks That's all we ask And do that But you see If you go further with this

They think that stars are fake They do They think that the sun Is way closer Than we've been told How do they explain How do they explain The sun actually going From sun up to sun down,

curving like that? How do they explain that? There's a very logical explanation. You just don't understand the science. Explain that bullshit flat-ass science. They're stupid, man. There's going to be people who tell you that something's not real no matter what it is.

It doesn't matter if it's people, have water in their bodies. There's going to be people who tell you that something's not real no matter what it is it doesn't matter if it's people have water in their bodies there's going to be a guy out there well actually there's no water in human bodies the water that you drink is immediately evaporates through the surface of your skin at an incredible pace it's the reason why you're so warm you're at 96.5 degrees and instantaneously the mist starts forming and you disappear you don't actually drink water there's someone out there that'll tell you. There's someone out there that'll tell you that. There's someone out there that'll tell you that human beings can live off of air. There's dudes that think that their guru lives off air and he hasn't had food or water for years. There's people that are just dumb, man. That's because we're bored. When you're bored, you start thinking the stupid shit and thinking you know what you're talking about.

That. Because you didn't get it, too. And poor genetics. Yeah. And they done did it too. And poor genetics. And they might be on their first couple of rides. Must be the first couple times around as a person. That's what it is. That's what it is. They on their first ride.

That's what it is. So we on our fourth one. They still retarded. Yeah, I think you've been on 100 at least. 100? Yeah, you've been on a lot of rides. Well, if I've been on 100, you had to be on the same amount or even more than me. Yeah, I think we all been on this a bunch of times.

And I think if that's real, I mean, that would be a weird way of looking at things. But see, you had to be a little more up because you white. So you had to be a little more up. So you might have been like one. If I'm 100, I'm going to give you one up because in this generation in America, y'all got one up on us right now. But wait till we come up. We on y'all ass. We on y'all ass.

But we ain't going to do y'all like that. I ain't. Not if I can help it. That's why I want to instill the humanity and the money and all that Take over all the humanity We gotta be careful Of anything that separates people We definitely do man Any unnecessary thing

That doesn't really mean Anything that separates people You know what And you know what I do for real And the people always Ask me about it And trip I don't know why

That's one of the reasons Why I don't use Colored emojis All my emojis I use Be yellow For the most part Unless it's a joke I'm trying to do

Cause I feel like That's still pushing the separation. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, to me, I don't feel like there's no reason. The yellow is, and then you're like, why you ain't using this? I'm using yellow. I ain't using white or black. I ain't using nothing. I'm using yellow.

Right. Ain't nothing yellow. Fake people. Yeah, it's yellow. Big fake circle smiling. It's still giving the same exact thing. It's just people. Yeah, it's yellow. Big fake circle, smiley. It's still giving the same exact thing. It's just yellow. Yes, it's just laughter.

Yeah, it's laughter. It's a smiley face crying laughter. Yeah, it don't have to be a black laughter. Unless I'm telling a joke or something, and I'm just like, black man don't cheat. That's, all right, I need the black fist. Right. You know, but other than that, I don't give a fuck

Jamie had a good point once about emojis that they're like the new hieroglyphics Yeah, and what if they have language eventually becomes a series of emojis? That's all it is We ain't got to talk no more totally possible We don't really have to talk like we on our phones if we could text and all that stuff there you can send feelings You can push like little things things and give a feeling. We don't have to use none of that shit. We barely use any of that now. We barely use our arms, all this shit.

We're going to be like this pretty soon. It would be hard to convey, like, hey, did you go to the movie at 7 o'clock or 8? It would be hard to convey things like that through just emojis. There's clock emojis. Yes, you can. You can do it all the time. You can change the. like that through just emojis.

There's clock emojis. Yes, you can. You can do it all the time. You can do it. You change the. Yep. There we go. But then you'd say, you'd have to go movie and then the at sign and then seven o'clock and then you would go question mark eight o'clock question mark.

I guess you could right there. You could just do movie seven eight question. Yeah, but seven eight is weird. Seven question mark eight question mark. That's two possibilities Alright 7 8 Like that's how you'd say it to someone

You wouldn't say 7-8 They'd be like What the fuck are you saying 78 What are you saying See what I'm saying I know what you're saying But like

It would be a clock It wouldn't be a number I ain't lost by the second I'm just saying I know I was like man My friend Whoever I'm communicating with

I was really about to be over here I don't know What this motherfucker said Imagine though If they came up with a language That was all emojis That kids just learned Really early on

It's like that now My daughter When she talks to me It's mostly in emojis Oh Like even when we put That FaceTime face She like to put that on

Like They do that now Like that game What's that game She be playing Roadblocks Yes They all play roadblocks? Yes. They all play Roadblocks.

They don't even talk to each other. I don't know what they be doing in there, but ain't no voices. They're learning how to connect with machines. They're learning how to connect through energy and feelings and whatever you draw or whatever your creativity. It's like we're evolving out of our human bodies slowly but surely. I couldn't agree more. It's happening, whether people recognize it or not, and it's going to be real weird when it takes hold.

And I don't know what form it's going to be. It's going to be a wearable device, I think. I'm willing to go with it. I didn't think we would be right where we are now, so shit. I'm cool with it. You just got to go with it I didn't think we would be Right where we at now So shit I'm cool with it You just gotta go with it That's how you enjoy it Like

Yeah Man if you ain't laughing at life You missing the whole point Of this shit Like this shit This shit fun Like this shit funny as hell Just watching how stupid

This shit evolve And just It is fun It's weird It's a weird time It's a great time It's not a great time For everybody right now

Listening to this It's a spoof It's a great time It's not a great time For everybody right now Listening to this It's a spoof It's like everything That was in Living Color Or where we grew up Or everything a comedian Said 20 years ago That we even said

It's like really life now It's like this shit Is really crazy Yeah So it's like Just laugh at this shit This shit funny It's a motherfucker

It's very strange Yeah It ain't strange It motherfucker. It's very strange. Yeah. It ain't strange, it's funny. It's funny too. It's funny. Strange is funny. And I like it.

Strange. Just the way she is. What's in the little container? What kind of joints are those? These them ones ones burning shit. Cookies. Cookies? Yeah.

You just get them. Is that from the stash? Yeah, those are good. Those are speed weed. Speed weed? Yeah. I'm telling you, it's a must. Shit.

What happened? I just hit my knee on the goddamn... Oh, the metal thing? Yeah, I'm hot. Yeah. You just spilled that. I just hit my knee on the goddamn. Oh, the metal thing? Yeah, I'm hot. Yeah. You just spilled that. I just hit my knee. This table's sturdy as fuck. And that bitch ain't moved.

This goddamn bridge material. It's all made with steel girders. Y'all made, this is what they made the Matthew Bridge off in Jacksonville. Yeah, but there's no movement. Oh, man, y'all hood and shit Y'all got roach We got roaches in there? No I'm talking about

Y'all got roach traps Out this bitch Oh we do We get roaches This the hood We in the trap Sometimes we find them Dead in the bathroom

Like what in the fuck Big ones too You can't get rid of roaches Can't get rid of rats I ain't no roaches came from I ain ain't even know Cali hair roaches. I thought that was a South Bay. No, they are roaches. They're a different kind of roach, though.

They're like chill California roaches. For real? Yeah, they're not fast. You know, them roaches, like, even I've watched in my time of living, like, even, like, roaches evolve and do certain things. Or flies be slower. I've seen in certain places they're quicker now. It's just you see even insects evolve. Everything evolves.

Somebody was telling me about this. I think my wife told me this. There's different kinds of roaches. There's an outside roach and an inside roach. There's roaches that live more in fields live more in like fields and they're slower and less reactive and then you got roaches most likely they're probably evolved in cities you gotta imagine people laying out rose traps and people are stomping you every time they see you you get faster and you get faster those roaches in the east coast like if you go to like a new

york city roach that's a fast roach uh new york rat. Ooh, those are terrifying. They're my size. Those are terrifying. You ever see that Netflix documentary on rats? Uh-uh. Oh, man. If you ever want to freak out, there's a great documentary on Netflix just called Rats. And they take these rats and they test them for diseases and they fucking all have something. They have giant parasites and this one had a bot fly in its cheek.

I mean, enormous. Like a fourth. How big? A third of his head? How big? giant like parasites and this one had a bot fly in its cheek like i mean enormous like like a a fourth how big a third of his head how big what did they eat it's like on the side of his neck right that's where it was it was in his neck bro it was nasty and then they were just saying like look there's there's as many of these fucking things as there are people i mean and they did they get rid of them no they still out still out here? What, that rat? I mean, like rats like that. Well, there's definitely rats like that, yeah. I thought they...

No, man, they haven't done shit to get rid of rats. They can't. But they found them all over the country. They can't if that hurricane hit that motherfucking nature. Nature can get rid of that bitch. Soon, I think, I just read this the other day, that like 1% of the rats in LA are going to have some like bubonic plague. Of course.

Of course. I think it's very soon, or if they don't already have it, it's 1%. Rats eat shit, okay? They eat dog shit, famously. They eat our shit. They eat animal shit, and they eat our shit. So if you're a junkie, and you're just shooting heroin into your asshole, and then you take shits, and these rats eat this shit.

Some homeless people have turned up with, what was it? Typhoid? Typhus? Yeah, they found that in the city hall. That's a medieval disease, man. That's why you need to get closer to the country. So rats get a hold of that. Rats eat their shit. They all get sick.

Everyone gets sick. That's why I say get closer to the country. Away that city shit because boy when it come it's gonna go from there and spread but by the time it get to you you'd be done grew your own your own shit i'm glad you brought that up because i want to find out what what is the definition between city girl and country girl the thing you're doing back and forth on your Instagram all the time. City Boys and Hot Girl. Yeah. City Boys and Hot Girl. Well, that was something like, well, City Boys,

that's always been like a Florida thing from Tampa. That's actually from Tampa, a song that's from Tampa called City Boy by Tom G. And it's always been like a little vibe. And, like, we jookin' and whoopin' Florida, and it's just something i just a song i wanted to bring back for for everybody in florida oh and i did it at the hip-hop awards and everything so it was really just like a culture thing that's just like a vibe we do we juking vibe and and everything down there and it just it just it was good for the culture in Florida. It was real big for Florida, just that song.

Really? Yeah, it was. Yeah, I was wondering what it was. Was it a city boy? City boy. It's a dance. Oh, okay. It's a dance. Yeah, the city boy's a dance.

City boy with it. City boy with it. Yeah, it's a dance. It was dope, too, though, because when I did the hip hop awards Everybody from Florida was tuned in to that bitch Because it was representing everybody in Florida You know That was a real dope moment

For the culture But Florida can use some of that right Florida always takes jokes People including me People always shit on Florida I shit on it too But we are crazy But there's

there's a lot of good things about us too and that's the good thing through all that bullshit we know how to have a good time and that's what our music shows the good times and the vibes that we that we do yeah a lot of the vibes come from us because shit that's all we do is party down there and that comes from the caribbeans too well the south of florida might as well be another country i mean south florida might as well be some latin american yeah latin some latin american country that's protected by the constitution yeah it might as well be like puerto rico yeah like puerto rico is kind of america right not quite not quite but kinda they say you don't make it to America to like West Palm.

That's true. That's what Donald Trump's border. That's what it is. Yeah, he's going to build a wall right there. That's the border of South South North America. They should call it Florida is a new country. It's called South south north america call that motherfucker uh hold up call that bitch

south south usa yeah south but but the rest of the south would be pissed but if you called it south south north america it's so stupid the rest of the country be like, yeah, you can have that. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Because you try to call it South of America. They want to call it what? North America. South. No. Run with that.

Yeah. Everybody in Tennessee and the real South would be like, well, fuck you, man. You can't have that. You can't have the South. But South, South North America, keep that. Florida. I mean, it would. Imagine if people did. I mean, it would be crazy if someone did decide to branch off.

Like if Texas was like, enough. We're done. We got it in our constitution. Shit, they do. Honestly. And you go to Montana and all that, they don't really go by these laws. They do what they want. You get shot out there, you shot.

In North Dakota. Or South Dakota. Well, for the longest time, Montana wouldn't make a speeding limit. They're like, no. I don't blame them. That's their world. It ain't that much to do out there, motherfucking, no way. Let them do what they do.

There's a lot of places like that in the country. They just do what they do. But it's also Montana, the people that live there value freedom. It's very important. That is freedom. Yeah, that is freedom. They value freedom. So they're like, no, we don't want a speeding limit. And the rest of live there value freedom. It's very important. That is freedom. Yeah, that is freedom. They value freedom. So they're like, no, we don't want a speed limit.

And the rest of America don't fuck. I mean, they don't fuck with them. America let them do what they do. This is not that many people. What's up, Jamie? This is a speed limit sign that says reasonable and prudent. I don't know. Is that how long it is?

Day to day, reasonable and prudent. Truck, 65. Night, all vehicle, 65. That's interesting. Is that in Montana? Is that now or is that real? I just typed in Montana speed limit And this is what popped up

They said they're raising the limit again Reasonable and prudent What year is that? What year is that? I don't know Well see If you have a Corvette And you're going 95 miles an hour

That's kind of reasonable and prudent If there's no one on the road If you know how to drive And you got a car that handles really well And drives really fast Right Most people in the country know how to drive and you got a car that handles really well and drives really fast, right? Most people in the country know how to drive. They do it all the time.

They race. That's why all the racers be in the country. In the country country, right? Right, right, right. So they know how to race. Yeah. That's what they do. That's what you do as a teenager.

You learn. Yeah, if you're in Montana. I'm definitely, I'm pretty sure they out there race. They probably living their best life out there for real. It's a good place to live if you could take the winter. I heard, what was the place in, was it South Dakota? Where's the mining at? They have mining in South Dakota.

They say that's where strippers make the most money at. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, where did I read this crazy story about the mine life, about what it's like there? Because they spend a lot of money. They have these crazy towns, right? Vice. Yes, that's what it was.

Vice had a documentary on it. And it was these crazy towns that pop up right next to these mines. Because all these dudes work in these mines, and they make money, and they need somewhere to blow it off. And so it develops this sort of community around mines mining towns and it's really like what it was in the old west when you think about those old westy towns with a saloon and fucking shoot them ups in the street what was that that's the same thing it's miners and thieves right it's people mining gold and people who are thieves and people bringing in cattle to feed the miners and people feeding ranches all that shit i mean it's uh it's kind of what happens whenever you get this thing

that people are trying to resource people trying to pull out of the ground and then you build some sort of ramshackle civilization around it is there still stuff is there still stuff to mine in yeah what are they mining what are they mining in mining in? I think they're mining some, I don't remember what it was. Oh, that would, The Vice one? Like fracking oil,

I think. Oh, fracking? I think so. See, those jobs are dangerous. You know, like any kind of mining job,

no matter what you're mining. I mean, you're dealing with heavy equipment and shit. It's hard to get people to do those jobs. Shit, it's hard to get people

to do that job. What's that job where they're going to get crabs? Oh, that's a hard job Man You watch that shit Yeah

I be watching that shit man Deadliest catch Yeah King crab They be getting them King crabs up there In Alaska That's crazy

That's not worth it Those guys go over It might do be I mean Maybe Shit They get like Getting them tunas

Like I think they be going For like 250 Yeah For the good tuna So it might be What's up man That's what your way of life is Yes

They get a lot of gold Out of there apparently still Really Yeah Whoa The home stake mine Is what it's called In South Dakota

Wow So there's all kinds Of different mining Going on down there Yeah this But this one article That we read Was just about this one town

Where everything got real crazy Cause you just got A bunch of men You know Men making a lot of money But they don't have Yeah, but this one article that we read was just about this one town where everything got real crazy. Because you just got a bunch of men, you know? Men making a lot of money, but they don't have anything to do. And they start getting fucked up. That sounds like America in a few years. Well, that's what America used to be, right? I mean, that's when the miners came across the country.

That's exactly what happened. Every fucking Old West movie is the same thing, right? It's all like there's a saloon. People are getting fucked up. Someone gets out of line. Someone gets shot. People are Old West movie is the same thing, right? It's all like there's a saloon. People are getting fucked up. Someone gets out of line. Someone gets shot. People are gunfights in the street. It's always that shit.

That's what it is now. That's what is kind of in, I think, in our culture now. Young people getting money now. They ain't got nothing else to do. That's why they're just fucking it up. It's nothing to do. Where we at now is probably where, I guess, in the 80s where whites was when they started getting money with the Wall Street

and all that shit. Yeah. They was spending it like a motherfucker. So now it's new to us. So it's like, shit, we don't know what to do with this.

We just fucking it up. Yeah. Getting in stupid beefs and doing, ain't nothing else to do. Like what else you do? Even if you do everything, all right,

let me put my mom in this, put my mom in, and that's gonna happen In a society Like if they Technology take over Where ain't no jobs They gonna have to get something

And you gonna be living Off a stipend Or some shit like that Yeah they're thinking Universal basic income Yeah but then What's gonna do is like Like

You ain't gonna have nothing to do Right That's the hardest thing To do in life Is like when you Once you ain't got Once you got financial freedom Now Right. That's the hardest thing to do in life is like when you, once you ain't got, once you got financial freedom, now it's time to live. That's where people go crazy. They don't know how to just live.

That's true. Because it ain't nothing to do. You just got to find hobbies. I do. I mean, I understand and I don't put that much emphasis on big things to entertain me. Okay. You know, so I keep it simple. Like, if I could be entertained by just sitting here chilling, shit, anything else is a bonus.

You know what I'm saying? So that's how I keep the mindset of that. I just lost my train of thought. This is why marijuana is illegal, ladies and gentlemen. You can't have this in a board meeting. This kind of thinking. This is where all my best thoughts come out of. So how long are you in town for?

I'm leaving tonight. I just came to fuck with you, man. Oh, man. I'm honored. Thank you. No problem, man. I've been wanting to do this, man. Especially just, I see how I have brought a lot of people together in one

it's bigger than us I always feel like it's bigger than me I always feel like like it like it's just it's alive and I just come in

to sort of hit the switch and the podcast sort of takes itself I just try to do my very best to get out of my own way sometimes i achieve it sometimes but you happy though yeah it's fun man it's fun tell me life as a whole yeah life is fascinating i mean i have uh the just incredible fortune and great luck and I do things that I enjoy doing

That's the number one key You can find a way to Do something you actually enjoy Just a different kind of life You know who else good at that? Snoop Oh of course He lives his best life for real too

Yeah Yeah He's himself He told me how to live my best life Cause I was always living my best life But on my own shit But in the industry He taught me how to enjoy it

You know what I'm saying Did you ever see Snoop Spar? Snoop's who? Spar Snoop You ever see him spar? Nah Dude

Snoop trains at a real MMA gym No bullshit And he was sparring with Daniel Serafian Daniel Serafian Is this UFC fighter Who's He's built like a Fucking brick shithouse He's a tank

He's a legit fighter Very dangerous guy And he's You know he's going He's not like Trying to hurt Snoop Let me call Snoop He's keeping his hands up

And moving But dude I'm telling you Snoop can throw some hands He's got good hand technique He'll be He'll be keeping humble with his hands. Look, did you see the video? We'll show it to you.

Look, there it is. Look, look, look. It's the video. Look, that dude with the yellow on his gloves, that's Daniel Serafian. That guy is a professional fighter. Really dangerous guy. And Snoop's in there sparring with the guy. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Is dude playing with Snoop, though?

I mean, he's not trying to hurt him Yeah He's just being defensive But he's Snoop is swinging At a world class fighter I mean Seraphian's Obviously not letting him hit him

Yeah yeah yeah He knows what's coming And he moves out of the way But the fact that Snoop Is getting in there With a guy like him That's impressive shit And he looks good man

Look at OG He looks good OG doing it That's dope man Yeah Staying healthy no but that's one motherfucker he does what he want to do when he want to do it he moves in the same energy of like he got he he got that real energy like it's it's really that genuine well that's why he's still here yeah right that's why he's still relevant after all these years people still love him yeah he got that spirit yeah but listen man we just did three hours let's wrap this thing up my honor thank you sir thanks for being here man i really really appreciate it that was great

it was a lot of fun little duval ladies and gentlemen instagram do you use facebook you fuck with facebook yeah instagram go to the Facebook that gets verified. I don't know. I mean, and then Instagram, Twitter. It's all Le Duval. YouTube, my YouTube Vivo. Go get my Christmas song. Go download my Christmas song called Christmas Trees.

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