The Joe Rogan Experience - #1488 - Andrew Schulz

Episode Date: June 9, 2020

Andrew Schulz is a stand up comedian, actor, and host. Check out his podcasts "Flagrant 2" & "The Brilliant Idiots" co-hosted with Charlamagne tha God.

Do do do so you were asking Yeah By the time I came around sure was already in an advanced stage She was older okay, and she had some health issues And so she wasn't banging comics at that point, but there was a time. There's a time when she Was getting she was the boss. She was a boss woman, and she would grab comedians and uh jimmy schubert talked about he was like 21 years old wanted to be a comic all of a sudden he's banging mincy

shore like yikes do we know anybody famous famous i don't know i don't know who's talking about it i know jimmy talked about it in robin williams argus talked about it i have no idea but it's in it's a part of the reason why i'm saying it is because it's a part of the Comedy Store documentary that they're putting out. I mean, she is a joint. She was an animal. Yeah. Like she. Pretty girl.

She also was like the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians. Like by running that store that way and letting all those people just be buck wild and have this crazy creative environment. That's where Kennison eru erupted from and that's where you know richard pryor used to work out there and bill hicks started there and so many people so many people were there in the early days why do you think that it could flourish that way because of her but like how did it make money how did it like did she have money how did well there was a lot of great comedy right so you got to think you've got Richard Pryor there. You've got David Letterman there.

You've got Tim Thomas. I mean, there was a giant cast of great comedy that came out of that club. And it was a cultural landmark and still is a cultural landmark in Hollywood. So there's money to be made there. Yeah. And there was, that was the roaring days of the eighties where it was packed all the time and then there was like a drop off but now it's when we get to open again it'll be packed again yeah it's like before the the pandemic it was probably the best it's ever been doing yeah i mean i would go in there and it was insane all three rooms packed i mean just

comics everywhere the vibe was right it's a real shame yeah it is a real shame but it's just one part of the real shame of all this craziness that's been going on for the last few months you know it's uh and now we were just talking about it before like there's all these articles now about how doctors are saying that the people that come into them are less sick

than they ever were before in Italy, rather. They're saying there's such a small amount of virus. It's almost undetectable. Yeah. It's run through the country. Yeah. It's hot out.

Yeah. You think that's all it was? So Trump was right. Trump said it was going to go away without any cure. Well. And then it did. It would, but it would have killed more people. Yeah.

I don't know how many more people, though. I don't know if there could killed more people. Yeah. I don't know how many more people, though. I don't know if there could have been a better strategy. I don't know, dude. The problem is we're Monday morning quarterbacking. Yeah, it's like after the fact, we're going, oh, this is what we should have done. I thought we were all going to die. Yeah. I didn't think we were going to die, but I thought it could have gotten kind of bad a little bit.

I made a few phone calls to friends. I was like, go stock your fridges. We might be in the crib for a little bit. The only thing that phone calls with friends. I was like, you know, go stock your fridges. We might be in the crib for a little bit. The only thing that helped me was Idris Elba. Why, what did he say? Because he got it and he was fine. Yeah. I was like, look at Idris.

Yeah. Do you think they really got it? Yes, I do. You don't think it's weird that the second it pops off, Tom Hanks is like, I got it? Well, the whole crew got it. A lot of people were hospitalized. It was in Australia. It was a breakout in that area.

Okay. Yeah, it was real. That's what I would do if I wanted people to be afraid, right? I'd be like, who's the most famous guy? He got it. Oh, you're going deep conspiracy. I'm just saying. Wouldn't you do that?

We haven't even smoked any weed yet. Are we? Maybe at the end, but once I smoke, it's over. I just want you to know. What happens? It's just, I'll fall apart. I'll start doing beatboxing, maybe'll start like doing like beatboxing maybe. It just gets really bad.

It gets horrible. If we wanted to point to a conspiracy. Yeah. That I would say you would kill Tom Hanks. I wouldn't say you let him walk away free because he gets it and he kicks it. Because then we're terrified. Yeah. I'm not scared if Tom Hanks can kick it.

Yeah. Tom Hanks can kick it. I can kick it for sure. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. It was interesting. It was like only famous people got in initially. You know what I mean?

It was like- That's the only one you heard of. Yeah, but it was like the new blue check. That's what we were calling it. Because I remember I didn't know a single regular person that had it. But all these athletes had it. Every basketball team, a few people had it. All these actors had it. Yeah, I few people had it all these actors had it

Yeah, I was just like how the fuck are they getting it see that the act the athlete thing was like, okay Well, these are super athletes and they don't have any any form know what it was what they were flying bitches in Oh, you know what it was here you come on. There you come on, dude I feel like it was just using the wrong fountain Come on, dude. I feel like it was just using the wrong fountain We can all use any fountain now, okay cut the clip send it to CNN We found out how many clips are we gonna give CNN this episode alone. How many problematic clips? Five zero. Five zero problematic clips. Tranny, let's talk about them.

Let's talk about them. I feel like the athlete thing was like, okay, they're super athletes and they don't have any symptoms, but we're not super athletes. Okay. Yeah. But then Idris Elba's just a really good in shape actor.

Yeah. Well, he seems okay. Tom Hanks is an older gentleman who doesn't look like he's in great shape. Yeah. And he got through it. Yeah. What is, you know, and then you find out the flu numbers.

But it's not the flu. Okay. Okay. It's not the flu. Yeah. Okay. It's not the flu. Yeah.

You know. Science is a new religion, bro. Well. Think about it. Think about it, though. No. But it's Monday morning. I really believe this.

I really believe it's Monday morning. I know what you're saying with the Monday morning, but like. Quarterbacking. Think about like the way religion operated in the past, right? The second you said anything against the church, they shame you. They ostracize you. Who the fuck are you? How could you say these things?

They put you in your little box over there. You get excommunicated. Any of us who are like, you sure it really kills everyone? Right. Like, are you sure? Are you sure it's that contagious? Can't say that. What the fuck is wrong?

Fauci, come out of the Keebler elf house. Tell them what's going on. They just rail at you nonstop. Yeah. And the second you say a single thing, you are, what do they label you as? I think Amazon even took down a book. A heretic, right? Yeah.

Wasn't it? Is that what the term is? I think you were, blasphemy or something. Blasphemy for sure. One of these fucking things, right? Yeah. And then all of a sudden sudden this information starts to come out where it's like okay it's not that bad the curve is kind of flattening now this shit comes out today

that was it basically said if you're asymptomatic you can't transfer it as easily as they thought it's almost impossible right so all that worry that we were about kids giving it to their grandmothers they're not going to do that was the only reason why stores are shut down the only reason why comedy club shut down restaurants because if you're asymptomatic you pass on now we know you're not if you have a cough if you're sneezing if you got the flu stay the fuck home that's it crank it open let's go crank it open yeah meanwhile you have to wait mass no new jersey just said they want another month for so this is where we get into like the i'm on my mind but you don't think this is just people trying to get re-elected um it could be but it could be people who are scared

of people dying on their watch. Because now it's not the economy that gets re-elected, it's people dying on your watch. Well, if someone comes along and says the reason why X amount of people died, it could have been much less if you had just done the right thing and kept those people safe and kept everything closed for another month. Right. So I think it's that. It's also a lot of these people are not healthy people, right? I know a lot of really intelligent people that are not healthy and they're terrified of this virus. Yeah. And I would try to tell them, well, hey, let's look at the actual statistics.

Yeah. The actual statistics are, it doesn't seem like it's fun to catch. Yeah. Right. But as long as you have a good level of nutrients in your body, you have adequate, sufficient levels of vitamin D, zinc. You take care of yourself. Get in the sauna. Drink a lot of water.

Don't get fucked up every night. Don't eat sugar all day. Like, you're probably going to be okay. And maybe what's devastating, even more so, is how many suicides we had. How many people died because of the depression. Yo, did you hear that stat that like Corona actually saved lives? Because people weren't driving so they didn't get in car accidents. Oh, that's true.

In a weird way, way less people. It saved car accident deaths. Car accident deaths. What else was there? I mean, there was a lot more domestic violence, but. A lot more child abuse too. Really? Yeah.

A lot of child abuse, a lot of domestic violence but a lot more child abuse too really yeah a lot of child abuse a lot of domestic violence and then what's really scary is the fucking suicides because people who are already barely hanging on but might have pulled through if they had a good job and had a way to make a living now they're broke and they have to beg for money and they they got one twelve hundred dollar check if they even got it everybody i know that's a comic is making more money how all these comics that were like, they're barely, they were like middling on the road

or they were barely doing it. They get the $1,200 STEMI check. They get furloughed from their job. So I think you get like 600 bucks or something a month or a week or something when you're furloughed. They're making like a grand a week. Like everybody had money. Dude, this is the craziest shit about everything.

The stock market hasn't budged. Well, that's how you know the stock market's fake. Or this is fake. They price out everything, Joe. They price out the Super Bowl. They price it out. They price out the, what is it, the other thing we were just in? The pandemic they priced out, right?

And it dipped down. The protests right now they priced out. They priced out the protests? They're MIT mathematicians. Really? I think. Call up Licks friedman let's get let's get to the bottom of this lex lex call me buddy i was funny when we were at the store and i was teasing him because he was dressed like a men in black dude and uh

and then you go he's a black belt jujitsu too and i was like okay. He's a super nerd. He's a nerd that can kill you. Yeah. Yeah. Nerds like that jujitsu. Yeah. Well, it's a very intellectual pursuit, believe it or not. It seems like it wouldn't be. Yeah.

It seems like it's just brute strength and shit like that, but it's not. But is it also they just want to like touch people? Like they're just, it's like no socialization. Could be. Like you're just in your cubicle and then you get to embrace. Be awkward. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You get cubicle and then you get to embrace. Be awkward. Yeah. Yeah.

You get past the normal awkwardness of touching people. Well, and you maybe never were able to. Like we need fucking affection. Like you go to like Africa, right? And you're super homophobic, a lot of these countries, but the dudes are holding hands. The dudes are hugging each other, kissing each other when they fucking meet. And I think it's because if you can't just fuck broads regularly, you need that affection somewhere.

Right. So you just get it from your boys. How come they can't fuck broads regularly? I think there's not just dating culture. If there's no alcohol, it's harder to just go to the hookah spot and pick up a broad. The hookah spot? Where do you even date if you can't drink?

If you can't go out for a drink where would you date where would you meet a girl in your social circle you have to meet at the mosque and what are you gonna pick up girls at the mosque you'd have i bet a lot of it would be like your girl or or like like your girl would have a friend yeah and she would try to introduce her to jamie that kind of deal oh yeah you know what i mean what I mean? Yeah. Like, oh, I know this single guy. I'm going to set you up. There's probably a lot of that. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Arranged. Yeah. And there's probably a lot of, like, girls trying to sabotage relationships. So, like, I think Mike would be so much better with you. And they try to sabotage relationships with their girlfriend and some guy so that they can sneak in some other dude.

Whoa. For sure. Like a terror plot. Yeah, for sure they do that. Yeah. I just don't think he's good for you. I just don't. Debbie, you can do so much better.

I mean, yeah, he's fine. How happy are you that you don't have to date through all this? How about dating through the pandemic? Yeah, I didn't get it at all. I got a girl, so I'm straight. That would be the worst. The guys that I know that are the most depressed right now are single, that have been by themselves for two fucking months locked in their apartment.

You don't think they're having people come up? I think some of them don't have that ability. Oh, but then they were, I wasn't about to say losers. Losers? They weren't getting any pussy before. Well, they were getting some occasionally, but they had to go out and get it. Right. You have to go, you have a couple of drinks with someone.

Yeah. Next thing you know. Dude, I don't even know how to get laid anymore i'm thinking i bet you ask you just beg you just you gotta bring a consent form and have them sign and you have to record it everyone's going to be a pornographer so that every step of the way gets documented like this is for us we're going to put it in a vault and a safe deposit box but just so everybody knows true that you you were well aware and wanted to do all this stuff You can't change what happened. Yeah, you can't decide after you feel terrible. Yeah Like just asking some people do distort which the distorting part is what's really scary like openly distort Like what happened with you and like, you know the Chris Hardwick story?

No. Go. It's a terrible one. Yeah. Wait, did he get caught up in some shit? His ex-girlfriend accused him of sexual assault, and this is her definition of sexual assault. She said yes to him because he had told her that if in the past that they had been in a relationship, he had been in a relationship in the past where the girl didn't want sex

as much as him and he didn't like it. had been in a relationship in the past where the girl didn't want sex as much as him and he didn't like it. So this was her reasoning for describing why her saying yes to him and having sex with him was actually him sexually assaulting her. Yeah. It's crazy, right? So he had all these text messages from her. He had all these, like he documented everything.

Yeah. Luckily. But yet people were still upset that amc hired him back even though it was shown that she lied and not him and that none of it like he actually broke up with her because she was making out with some other guy like there was a lot of craziness to it and she cheated on him but it didn't matter like they were still going after him yeah people were still going after him. People can distort the version

of the relationship that you had and even if you can prove it wrong, you're still on the wire for the... I'm a believer. I believe. I always believe women. And there's people that do say that. Believe all women. You can't believe all anything.

You can't believe all cops. You can't believe all cops. You can't believe all doctors. Yeah, I don't like all arguments. It's a dumb argument. Outside of stand-up. Oh, yeah. Well, for fun. Stand-up, all arguments are the best.

Yes, sure. That makes good comedy. Oh, it's fun. It's fun. Plus, it also makes me know what you're doing. Now you've got me thinking about believe all women. I'm like, how can I find a way? Well, you hear Burr's bit on that.

What did he say? Burr's like, all of them? Yeah, yeah, bit on birds like all of them yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah knows that's nonsense when you say it's something yeah but they get behind it it's a weird I don't know you know what you know I go to is Casey Anthony do we believe her what did she say she killed her fucking kid she killed her kid and duct-taped it and she covered it up? Uh-huh. Yeah, she got away with it too. But like how did she do it?

She murdered her kid. Like with a knife or something like that? No, I know. She's in Florida or something like that. I don't think they found the body, but they found blood and they found a bunch of different things. So the baby disappeared. The baby's gone. Exactly. She killed the kid.

It's a famous story. No, I know. I heard the thing, but we don't know if the baby's dead. Did we find the baby? I don't think they ever found it. So the baby's not dead. That's what I would say. I'd be like, bro, you need a body for a murder, right? What if the skeletal remains were found?

Skeletal remains were found. In a trash bag. Oh, there you go. Skeletal remains in a trash bag. The skeletal remains. Yeah, not good. That's right. Wasn't there a situation where after the fact, they found another web browser that they hadn't bothered checking on a situation where after the fact they found another web browser that they hadn't bothered checking on a computer and it was like how to get rid of a baby that one was all like you know how to get rid of a body yeah how long does it take for a body to

decompose yeah what's the best way to kill a baby but this was the case where like her lawyer she might have searched that in the interest of not getting sued yeah it might not have been how do you kill a baby god it sucks that you have to preface it. I think the solutions were, according to Google, neck breaking, how to make chloroform. Yeah. For everybody that watches this show, I just want to let you know, Jamie doesn't have a computer. He just knows all this stuff. Put up the list of these things.

And what is the article? I'm looking in the Wikipedia for it. That's all it said, right? So this is what they said that she had. Probably Wikipedia. It says I'm Brian Cowan's brother. Well, I'll get to that. This has a notation. So this is what they said that she had probably Wikipedia. It says I'm Brian Cowan's brother. Well Since I have Crohn's disease to they just making sure you have it No, so that case anything her lawyer said that her dad did it

Did you see that that was the defense lawyer said her dad? Yeah So the defense was hey, we just need to make it plausible that someone else killed the baby Oh my god, and then you got to handle that shit yourself afterwards. They know somebody killed the baby and the someone was in the family But it got her off the point is yeah Say again, so the point is I don't want to be dating anybody right now. This is a thing You can't trust anybody. Yes, but here's the thing with her Do you think she killed the baby on purpose or the baby died? And then she's like, fuck, I killed a baby. How do I get rid of this thing?

So it looks like I didn't kill a baby. That's a good question. Now we're in the realm. What would you do if you killed a baby by accident? Wow. It's heavy. It's a tough one because you didn't mean to. Right.

Like you were doing the game, you know, where you throw the baby. Right. And then. Just into a fan. you didn't mean to. Right? Like you were doing the game where you throw the baby. Right? And then... Just into a fan. It didn't have the dialogue. He threw it up in the air. I was thinking you drop it. One of the fans

is really fucking whizzing around and you forgot. Yeah, okay. This is just an article that mentions the searches. It's from in the middle of the case. It's like a web archive. Her mom said that

They gave the baby to a babysitter which nobody could find and that Casey's car smelled like a dead body Yeah, she probably left it in there a long time you got a sloppy bitch like that Yeah, don't clean up the baby quick. Yeah, it was from an old pizza and trash that was in the trunk Not human do youfirmation. Was she one of these like hot girls? Yeah. Remember there was like a time where like hot girls were killing a lot? It was her and then that other girl, right?

Like there were smoke shows. Just fucking joints were killing. What was the other girl? She killed someone. I think it was an LA trial. Which one was this? Oh God. She was like Spanish or something.

She was like kind of like spicy. Yeah. Do you remember this? No. Yeah. Now I'm interested. It was this? Oh, God. She was like Spanish or something. She was kind of like spicy. Oh, really? Yeah. Do you remember this? No. Yeah. Now I'm interested. Yeah, it was like a pretty bad murder. We Googled the hottest chicks who murdered. Oh, really? Because we wanted to see when you're great at what you do, you can get away with it. Yes.

I'm sure people have done bits about that. Blah, blah, blah was so great. He could get away. Michael Jackson's so great. He could get away. Michael Jackson's so great. He could get away with these things. And we were like, does the same thing work for hot chicks who kill? Would you still fuck? Oh, yeah. If they'd be willing to fuck you?

Oh, no. Yeah, if you were going to do it, yeah. Like if a prime time, what do you think is the hottest girl you've ever seen? Hottest girl I've ever seen? Obviously outside of our significant others, Joe. Yes, 100%. Just give me an example. A joint?

Adriana Lima is a joint. Perfect example. 100%. Perfect example. Now imagine, Adriana Lima, she kills her husband. I'll clean it up. Guy was a fucking asshole. No, no, no, no.

Guy was a piece of shit He could be the kindest man ever He she could kill him while he's like feeding cleft palate kids, and I would take the kid I put them in another room obviously I wouldn't kill a kid I clean up the guy's dead body And then we would do whatever we have to do if you were fucking her with a lot of objects around I would want it to Be in like a basketball court where she you know Fucking her with a lot of objects around, I would want it to be in like a basketball court where she, you know, fucking her with objects around. I won't, I don't, listen, that's how I think.

I'm not fucking her on the table at the Joe Roenig. There's all these knives on this fucking table. That's what I'm thinking. Someone's going to grab a knife and stab you. Like maybe right as she comes, uh, uh, uh, you motherfucker. Right through your rib cage. Like, oh my gosh, I should have listened to Joe and taken her to the gym.

I once had, oh, this was back in my, like, bad days, you know. I'm a good guy now. I'm a reformed hoe, if you will. But I remember I had a girl over, and I remember I left my wallet in the living room. Oh, no. And she went to, like, the bathroom or something I had to clean up, and I remember I, like, went into the living room, I left my wallet in the living room. Oh, no. And she went to the bathroom or something I had to clean up. And I remember I went into the living room, I grabbed my wallet and put it in a pair of pants.

And then I sat there for a second. I'm like, am I fucking girls I think will steal from me? What's happening in my life that I'm willing to go through with this? Well, you do, though. When you're a young man and you're horny. Yeah. That's a drug dealer. You got a drug dealer in front of you. Yeah. It's not just a girl that you're a young man and you're horny, that's a drug dealer. You got a drug dealer in front of you.

It's not just a girl that you're interested in. You're also, you have a real need. Guys are horny. I mean, I don't know what it's like. I'm obviously talking just for men because I don't know what it's like when a girl's horny. Maybe it's exactly the same feeling. I don't think it is. I have to assume that like all other things, men and women are very different.

So I think the horny part's very different too Yeah, but when men are horny it gets desperate It gets weird like drug-addict II desperate Yeah, I think I've always wondered that with like women like if because we always chalk it up to ourselves Like if we get laid right it's like I kick great game Like that was me like I took that down or whatever, you know And I wonder if a lot of it is like their emotional state in the day like like let's say their their cat went missing or something like if that they're like oh fuck i'm really down i'm gonna go hook up with this guy

because that's gonna elevate my emotional state i think for some girls, I think some girls just want to escape and they'll just go have a, you know, just a fling. Right. But see, I think with girls, they have to worry about men in a dangerous way where men don't really have to worry about girls the same way.

Yeah. There's a dude, you know what it is? Like you saw, obviously you saw the Epstein doc on Netflix, right? Oh dude, I couldn't watch it.

Amy, Jamie and I were watching it together. I shut it off after the first 15 minutes. Yeah. I was like, I don't want to hear about this. I know what happened. Here's the thing. Obviously, fluff piece.

We can get into that. But to put all the guilt on Epstein type of thing. He's the sole purpose. He manipulated everybody. It was really adorable how they did it. Kind of like Firefest. They made it look like that guy, Billy, was just the only guy that did anything wrong like all these like oh god Yeah, it's like the second someone can't refute the evidence like Billy was in jail

they're like, okay run the docks right and it's like and And you know how like so like they were these PR companies that were attached to fire fest, right? They promoted this shit everywhere and all of a sudden they're like absolved of any guilt because it's just this guy Billy who did everything and whatever Doesn't matter same thing with with epstein but what's interesting about the girls and was like you just got to hear their stories like i never heard of any of these girls right and after watching the stories and how like they complained to the fbi they complained to all these different places and like nobody ever listened to them i go oh shit this is why the me too movement existed because as a dude that came into the Me Too movement, never being a douchebag to girls,

I never fucking mistreated women at all. I was always very good to girls. I looked at the Me Too movement and I was like, what's going on here? Why are these girls so angry at us? I'm the worst version of guy in terms of maybe dating a lot, but I would never do anything bad to a girl. You're not a boss.

No, no, no, no. But here's what I'm saying. This is what's really interesting. The girls tried to be heard for years. They weren't. All of a sudden, the voices are heard, right? I'm sure those weren't the only girls who talked to their boss or talked to HR about like their boss being inappropriate and were told to shut the fuck up.

So the second they're listened to, the floodgates are open. Right. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's why this happened. This is like the straw that broke the camel's back type of thing. Exactly. And if I look at it through that perspective, even in the time, I go, yes, this is wrong.

And saying things like absolutes, believe all women, that kind of stuff is wrong and probably wouldn't even be supported by them. But I get the feeling where it's like if nobody's gonna listen to you and now you got a microphone yeah you're gonna scream into that shit i don't even think it's the rational ones that are saying it that are saying believe all women i think it's a lot of a lot of that shit is crazy people like yeah just that slogan is not something you could say you can't say believe all men you can't say yeah you can't say that because then you're giving people the license to bullshit you.

Yeah. Because you're not treating their... Like if someone tells you a story and in this story, whether, you know, whoever it is, it's your boss. Yeah.

You're the victim of your boss. If you don't know the boss's version of it, you don't really know the truth. It's hard to say. Yeah. It might very well be they're telling you the 100% truth, or they might be a fucking crazy person

who blames everybody for everything that ever happened in their life, and they might be a pathological liar. There's a lot of people that are just liars. There's a lot of people that are manipulators. They make up stories to make other people look bad. Of course. But the nature of man is that men are disgusting, and when men are in control, like if a guy is the head of a fucking movie studio and

he can get all these dime pieces to suck on his dick to get a movie role, they've been doing that since the beginning of time. And the problem is not just that the man wants to do that to all the actresses. There's another problem that some of the actresses actively manipulate that man and seduce him so that they can get ahead. Oh, yeah.

That's real, too. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, what's real is that there were willing participants that were... Dude, if you're benefiting from the system,

why would you reject it? Now, I'm not making a statement about Margot Robbie, right? I don't know what she's done in her life, and she probably earned every single one of her roles perfectly. No question. You don't even have to name any names. My point is, you've never heard her complain about Hollywood. Because she's getting all the roles.

The girls in Hollywood I hear complaining are 50. You don't think that's coincidental? Like, Rose McGowan ages out of sucking dick to do the role you son of a bitch i'm just saying how dare you i'm just saying it's isn't it coincidental when you age out of some shit you complain we're like we're all guilty of it too you see like all these comics i've seen tons of comics be like there's no jobs for like straight white comics and it's like you're 50 yeah there weren't any for 50 year olds yeah like that's a guy who's you know you're a dad now i think a lot of times

you see these these things at convenience man it's like i wouldn't want to comment on that because i don't know what exactly what her situation is or any of theirs right but what i do know i don't know either but you look at the correlation, you see like, okay, maybe there was a time where this type of behavior was like how you kind of work the system to get ahead. Talk to Whitney about it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she's not going to name any names.

She'll fucking tell you. That's exactly what some of them did. Bro, that's the thing that I've realized now is like, especially with politics, which is so smart, is like, have you seen everything? Everything is like a proxy war. Like if you have a message you have to get across, right? And you're a Republican, right? If you have a message you want to get,

you're a Republican. You know that the left is going to attack your identity first, no matter what the message is. So they find people who have identities they can't attack and they prop them up. Right? Like the gay Asian dude. The gay Asian dude. What's his guy?

He got beat up. Like they got milkshakes on him or something like that. Oh, Andy Ngo. Yeah. And then Candace Owens, right? Like if you're conservative and you want these conservative points said, you have to get them said by people that the right can't criticize. The left can't criticize.

Sorry, the left can't criticize for. So it's like if you or I say something, we're like, looting is bad or something like that, right? Easily, well, you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know what systemic oppression is, Joe. You're a fucking white guy. You have all this privilege. Shut the fuck up.

But if you have someone whose identity cannot be criticized, you have to take what they say at face value so that's their proxies right they put like milo is the first one of these guys yeah but these two people that you're using an example are both examples of people that have been attacked by the left but they're not attacked for their identity and not immediately discredited for the identity they have to be discredited for the words whereas you would be immediate identity wiped away. But what's genius is the left does it as well. And this fucking hit me, because I'd be looking at Greta Thunberg,

and I'm like, why the fuck are we listening to a fucking kid about anything? Right? It drove me crazy. And then I'd see the gun kids from Florida, from the school that got shot up, and I'd be like, why are we listening to kids about guns and legislation?

I'm like, holy fuck. They're making kids make all the points because you can't tell kids to shut the fuck up or you're an asshole. If you're the adult telling a little girl to shut the fuck up, you don't know anything about the polar ice caps, you're an asshole.

So if you just get kids to make all your points for you, the right just got to go gotta go well it's good the kids are involved in the political process. My favorite thing about Greta is they started off with climate change.

She was talking about her future and how dare you. Then she became a half-tard. Right? Didn't she go half-tard? She went Hannah Gatsby

right? It's like She has autism is that what you're saying? Someone told me she's half-retarded. I believe she has autism. That's the correct term for it. What's the difference? Was she vaccinated... She has autism? Is that what you're saying? Someone told me she's half retarded. I believe she has autism. That's the correct term for it. What's the difference?

Was she vaccinated? Do we vaccine? Did you have too much vaccines? There's no issues with the vaccines. Right. It actually is a plus. You know? Doing the vaccines? No, no. The autism. It actually helps you focus on certain things. Like what? I don't know. I mean, that's what they say about people on the spectrum. Yeah.

Let's ask Ben Shapiro. You think he's on it? Oh, autistic Adam Smith. That's what I call him. Dude, let's go. The free market isn't like, ask him about anything. You're like donuts. Well, the best donuts would be at the free market. Bro, turn it off for a second, dude. Just fucking turn it. We get it. You like capitalism, dude. Turn it the fuck down. What I was going to say about that Greta chick is they brought her on the COVID council. I saw that. I couldn't believe it.

She's 16. Like, why are you bringing her on an infectious disease council for a pandemic that no one's ever faced before? Bro, it's unbelievable. You know who they wouldn't have on the council? Who? Rand Paul, who is an actual medical doctor who actually survived COVID. They didn't ask him to be on it.

Mm-hmm. Why? Because he has controversial opinions. doctor who actually survived COVID. They didn't ask him to be on it. Why? Because he has controversial opinions. And maybe he thinks that it wasn't the best idea to shut the fucking economy down for three months and have everybody go crazy. Bro, it is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is. You can't, it's just, yeah, we live in a weird fucking time, man. You can't tell me that they didn't, calling

her for a new issue and putting her out there publicly is so irresponsible. Calling her for any issue is irresponsible. She's a teenager. What do teenagers know? Please tell me what teenagers know. They know how to go to school. Okay.

And they have less things in their mind, so they get better at stuff quicker. Like if you want to be a gymnast or a martial artist, when you're a teen, you get way better way quicker. Okay. Greta if there's a tiktok dance that I need to learn I guarantee your autistic concentration is going to make it perfect and you're going to get down those steps you're going to be able to do it I don't need to know about fucking science from you I don't even need to know about science from most journalists I just need scientists to tell me and then I'm gonna I'm gonna actually ask questions because that's what fucking science is

When did science stop being about asking questions like if you ask any real scientists they be like yeah Well, the whole point is we just poke holes at our theories and we just do that constantly and that's actually good science Now the second you ask a question You're a heretic man. If it's a heretic. Yeah, if it's about gender Yeah, or if it's about the economy or if it's about yeah if it's about gender yeah or if it's a about the economy or if it's about climate change yeah those things you're not allowed to use science okay climates changing yeah but you can't you can't use science to just if you have like any scientific facts that you try to bring do you buy

the what do you think about you? You think climate's changing? It's 100% changing. It's changing for the better. If you're in Antarctica, it's better. If you're in Antarctica. It's going to get hotter and it's going to be... There's going to be some adaptation. Give me the negative. I literally... When they describe it to me... Extinction events

for sure. There's going to be a large number of animals that can't survive in areas. There'll be less water in areas where it's hotter. Animals are going to die. Maybe people are going to die. We can move the people. Less crops. Yeah.

It's not that easy, but you're right. Yeah. We got food. But for sure it's real. You can make food anywhere. I can make food in my backyard. I can make food in my living room if I want. The point about it is if you in any way dispute the models of what they're saying and have an alternative perspective, that alternative perspective is never engaged.

That alternative perspective is demonized. That perspective is you're a climate change denier and you're a bad person. And some of them just have data that they're going on. Like they're talking about the raised carbon levels in the atmosphere is actually better for plant life. And that the more, because plants actually take in carbon dioxide, they breathe out oxygen. And there was some people that were talking about how there is, there's some benefits to some forms of life by an increased carbon count in the atmosphere. It's a fucking weird argument because it's one of the factors that's leading to the fact that the world's heating up i mean you're saying that that it's good that the world's heating up it's like boy i don't know maybe we act like it's good we want to be warmer you know i grew up in new york

obviously he likes to be warmer and i'm sure that's just a surface level argument that being said i don't know if the conversation should be stop global warming at any cost. Maybe it's a better conversation to have is like, hey, we should do what we can to stop global warming, but we can't kill the economy because then we kill people anyway. That is true. We act like, we're in a weird space where we just think

you could print money and everything's okay. This concerns me a little. That doesn't worry you? It worries me. That's why the pandemic thing worried me, the shutdown, because it's not that easy to restart everything. And there's a lot of things that won't be there when you restart it, including they think something like 40% of small businesses might go under within the first six months. That's scary shit. That's a lot.

That's a lot. So what, is everybody going to work for Target and Walmart and large corporations? All the mom and pop stores go under. All the mom and pop stores go under. All the mom and pop restaurants go under. Very dangerous time in that way. Because then where are the jobs? You can't just go right back. And that's going to lead to a lot of suicide, a lot of murder, a lot of crazy shit because people are going to be desperate.

That's one of the things they said about Northern California. They had more suicides during the crackdown than they had from covid more people died from killing themselves there's a big uptick big uptick in suicides one of swartzen's buddies the sheriff was telling him that they used to have one a week and now they were having five a day somewhere somewhere in la like what the fuck man so that's something that people need to take into consideration you need to take into consideration how many people are going to become drug addicts how many people are going to be severely depressed and it might forever alter the course of their trajectory in life yeah they might have been on an upward trend

all of a sudden boom their business gets taken away from them and then they get desperate and then they get sad then they and then they get on antidepressants and then they zombie out and then they never go anywhere where they were on their way to having a fulfilled life how many people broke up with their fucking loved ones because they had to be with them all day 24 hours a day and they were just sick of them maybe they would have worked out great if they just went along at a natural trajectory yeah how about if you just start with a girl you just meet her you've been date for a couple weeks and like all of a sudden the pandemic hits and you really like her yeah like let's just live together fuck it and you're like how long is it gonna take you tell your friends like you sure it's a good idea andrew you've only known her for 14 days we bought a dog. Bro. Bro.

Bro, we bought a fucking golden doodle, bro. Oh my god. It's true. You ever call your buddy from a new number and this girl answers the phone? Girl answers the cell phone. Hello? Yeah. I'm calling for Greg.

Who's this? Greg's friend? Who the fuck are you? That's the real question. Does Greg who's this? Greg's friend who the fuck are you? that's the real question is Greg have a secretary? what is this? he's like oh yeah man that's my girlfriend she didn't recognize the number she didn't recognize the number

oh so she just answers your phone when she doesn't recognize the number what are you talking about man yeah can you imagine I don's uh i don't know i've had i've been very lucky like i you know me and my girl live together and well you would tolerate nothing great say again you would tolerate nothing less you're not a fucking moron yeah that's the other thing it's like i i cannot function well in uh misery yeah i won't tolerate

misery dude i would hate to be a woman working for a guy who wanted to fuck me. It would probably be horrible. Dude, being a guy wanting to work for, like,

oh my God, there was a guy who was your boss who wanted to fuck you? Oh, I was thinking like a girl boss, but also that, that sucks.

Girl boss would be rough too. Yeah, if a guy was putting a pressure on, like, if a guy was really, like, rubbing your shoulders shoulders like guys do to chicks at work, like laying the meat on your back a bit. I knew a casting agent that was a female that was kind of gross and she would fuck dudes and get them roles. Yeah?

Oh yeah. She'd throw it around. Really? Back in the Dizzy's son, back in the 90s. Got a lot of fellas on a lot of projects. Really? Did you get something? No. Yeah? But she tried to fuck one of my friends. That was the only thing you were scared of. I had to call him off. Hey!

Hey! There was a girl. I shouldn't out her, but I'm not outing anybody. I won't say names, but I think there was a girl that worked at a comedy club in New York that would fuck a lot of comics. And get them on the stage? I think that's how it worked. I think that's basically what they did.

This is way back in the day. This is way back in the day. But did Misty- But listen, here's the deal. Here's the difference. Yeah. I support that. Keep going.

No one's getting killed. See, what I'm scared about with women is that men are physically stronger. Yes. When the man is physically stronger, the woman can just basically just fuck him. Yes. They can only have sex with him. Yes. They only have sex with him. Yes. The sucky thing is if it affects your career, I get that.

But there's a big difference between that and worried you're actually going to get raped or worried you're going to get killed. What women have to worry about with guys that want to fuck them is creepy, angry guy type shit. Yes. With men have to worry about just lies. They have to worry about like hysterical lies and crazy people making things up or maybe the new boyfriend coming over to kick your ass. Yep. That's the kind of stuff you have to worry about hysterical lies and crazy people making things up or maybe the new boyfriend

coming over to kick your ass. That's the kind of stuff you have to worry about. You have to worry about less things. You don't have to worry about any of it during sex. That's what I was saying. Was it Andrea Lima? Who's the girl? Adriana Lima. Joint. Basketball court.

Nothing around. No physical objects. She can't kill you with anything. She puts her pants on screaming and runs out to the car you got plenty of warning you grab a chair you know what you're doing what do you do?

keep away like a lion hey my fucking chair hey yeah stop one more time yeah

one more? is this what we're doing? but my point is it has to be an extremely psychotic woman for you to be actually worried about your life yeah

so if a girl comes over to your house you might worry about your wallet if you fucked up and you just barely know her and all of a sudden

she's rummaging through your house but you don't worry about your life yeah you don't worry about your life if a woman takes a guy over to her house

she worries about her life yeah she's terrified it's a different thing. It's always gross when someone's using their power to fuck you. Whether it's a man or a woman, it's gross. But it's less gross when it's a woman. Yeah. But power, you mean physical power?

No. No, physical power for sure. I meant like power. Like if they're your boss. That's a slippery slope though, dude. Don't't you think it's like you can't use power like i said that's the weirdest thing like less gross though it's less gross but like that was not much yeah well i don't know that was the biggest issue with like with the louis thing is like louis i think said in his apology he was like these girls admired me and i use that or something like that and i was like

who fucks someone they don't admire like that's like that bare minimum yes of the person that you're fucking is admiration right we just can't we can't start labeling things as sexual misconduct they're actually good qualities to have in a man. But- He has power. That would have been negated. But that would have been negated if he actually had sex with them. Then there was no issue at all. Right. The issue was he asked if he could beat off in front of him, and a lot of women find that disgusting.

Yeah. That's the issue. If he said, do you guys want to have sex? And they said yes, and then they did it, there's no argument. Yeah. But if he said, do you mind if I beat off in front of you? And they said, yes, people still judge. Bro, that's the tricky thing about apologizing, bro.

Dude, it's so, you know what's crazy about the public apology? Is it like when you apologize publicly, you apologize for whatever someone thinks you did. Yes. Not for what you did. You know what I'm saying? Right. So like if some girl thinks that he slammed the fucking door, held it down, put an ax there and started fucking whacking.

And wanted to see the fear in their eyes. Yeah. If that's what they think and then he apologizes for and as he says my actions or whatever. Everybody who believes that's what happened is confirmed that's why i don't know if you could ever publicly apologize because you just confirm everyone's suspicions when you do it you have to clearly state exactly what happened for the apology if you apologize publicly yeah he doesn't want to do that that his because it's embarrassing well his version of it's very different than the version that gets spouted around.

Yeah. And whenever that's the case, there's no way to know. Now it's a back and forth. There's no way to know who's telling the truth and who's not. But the very least, he had a funny bit about it. He was saying, even if they say yes, don't do it. If you're ever thinking of jerking off in front of somebody, even if they say yes. It's like a fire. Even if they say yes, don't do it if you're ever thinking of jerking off in front of somebody even if they say yes even if they say yes

don't do it I heard a good hypothetical tell me what you think about this god I forget where I heard it I want to give credit but uh

okay you know how like if somebody if an artist does an unthinkable action we cancel their art like maybe watching Cosby Cosby's specials are fucked up or maybe you take

them off the air the cosby show off the air because of that yeah if a scientist did some foul shit back in the day like every greek scientist would just bang in 14 year old girls no dudes actually dudes right yeah yeah but it was okay back then. Okay. Keep going. This is interesting. Yeah. It was okay back then. Times change. Now it's not okay.

Yeah. Right? Do we stop using fucking algebra? No, we don't. And I know there is a distinction. And I understand the distinction where the art is like a piece of you and math is something that you find. Right.

Math always exists. Right. where like the art is like a piece of you and math is something that you find right math always exists right that being said i bet you there are some people who would cancel the scientists yes and what if art this is and i'm not one of these fucking like hippie art guys but like what if art had like healing quality you know like some people like songs can lift their mood and like movies and stuff like that like can like ease pain and like ease trauma that they went through, you know? For sure. And it's like,

like my girl has all these amazing childhood memories about Harry Potter, you know? So like anytime we're in a fight, I just put in a Harry Potter and then we're fucking, everything's good. Right? It's amazing, dude.

It's, it's, it's amazing. We just sorcerer's stone. Boom. I'm back in it. Everything's fine. Hilarious.

But so what if you could make that argument where you'd be like, Hey, this is very powerful, this is very important work, you can't cancel it. Is that the Michael Jackson effect? Like, did Michael Jackson make such good music?

Yeah, that's the argument. It's more than art. Yeah, that's the argument with Woody Allen as well. Roman Polanski, same argument, that like,

you go back and watch Rosemary's Baby even though you know he's a piece of shit. Right, because the art is so good and it's so valuable, it approaches science and its value. Yeah. There's something about it where it's also ingrained into people's lives. I guess Bill Cosby was so egregious, and what he did was on a network television.

It wasn't like he was making films. But you know what's wild? Is that Cosby was drugging people and fucking them, right? Mm-hmm. Joe Exotic was drugging dudes and fucking them. Yeah, but they wanted to be drugged. They were all hanging around with him. Ooh, good point, good point, good point, good point, good point.

They're already methed out. They married him. Come on, man. Yeah. Dude, meth is a powerful drug. It's a powerful drug. Dude, that is- That dude's teeth.

It shows you everything you need to know about meth. Dude. The dude with the four teeth. What was that line? That's a hell of a drug. What was it? Was it Rick James? Yeah, Rick James. Cocaine. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

But cocaine don't make you gay, bro. Maybe meth does. Meth is that good. Maybe they're just gay. I don't know, dude. Maybe they just can be tricked into being gay. It's like we were talking about earlier I really do believe that people can be talked into things. Gay? Sure for sure. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, I had a bit about it. Okay. I had a bit I had a bit about Mormons Okay, because Mormons there was a thing called Proposition 8 and it was all about gay marriage It was repealing gay marriage and you know, what was crazy was It was all about gay marriage. It was repealing gay marriage. And what was crazy was that the Mormon church spent a lot of money trying to repeal gay marriage. And I said, if anybody should be scared of gay marriage, it should be Mormons. Okay. Because someone can talk you into being a Mormon.

They can definitely talk you into sucking their dick. They just need a more alone time with you. You really believe a 14-year-old boy found golden tablets that contained the lost work of Jesus, but only he could read it because he had a magic rock? Some guy can get you to suck his dick. He's just got to be around you long enough and tell you that the prophets told him to tell you that there's wisdom in his dick and that you have to do something that seems horrible to get the glory of God. 100% guys have done that.

Do you remember that documentary that came out about the guy who fucked the whole family? Remember he fucked the mom, the dad, and the kid? Yes. They were Mormon. Oh, no. Of course. Interesting.

There's another thing about Mormons. They get super gullible when they're in that fundamental religion that doesn't make sense. Right. People that buy into religions and grow up in religions that don't make sense. Yeah. I know a lady who was a Mormon and she actually admitted this. Yeah. It was her admission that made me think about it.

Yeah. She goes, I have so much vulnerability when it comes to people who are like crazy yoga guys or cult members. Yeah. I buy into it because she grew up her whole life in this fundamentalist religion where you just believe nonsense. So you're used to handing over your consciousness to nonsense. Let me see if I can poke holes in it.

Let me see. Let me see here. Yeah, you become trained to believe and not be skeptical. Yeah. Come trained to believe and not be skeptical so that anything that makes you feel good and included is rewarded. Yes, yes, yes, yes. All kinds of hokey fucking homeopathic bullshit. Yeah. All kinds of nonsense that people believe.

Reiki healing. Yeah. I'm going to touch you and heal you with my hands. Yeah. All that nonsense. I want to touch you and heal you with my hands. Yeah. All that nonsense.

You know, and we were talking about earlier about people and their art and people being canceled and their art gets canceled. Whether or not they do that with scientists, there's actually a great example of that. There's a guy named Fritz Haber. Fritz Haber. And Fritz Haber, that's how you say it. And Fritz Haber invented the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the air that's responsible for a giant percentage of the fertilizing. Like when you eat food, I think they say that 50% of the nitrogen in most people's bodies actually comes from the Haber method. He figured this out in like, I guess it was World War I or World War II.

And then, one, World War I. So he figured this out in like, I guess it was World War I or World War II. And then, one, World War I. So he figured this out. And then, right afterwards, he figured out how to make Zyklon gas. So he made Zyklon A gas, which was a gas that was a pesticide. And they used Zyklon A gas for crops to kill off bugs. And it stunk to high hell. It was fucking horrible. So it had this smell attached to it.

The Nazis turned that into Zyklon B and were gassing Jews with his invention. On top of that, during World War I, he talked the Germans into using poison gas on the troops. So on the Allied troops. It was the first war where they used large-scale gassing. Chemical weapons, yeah. And so he was both at the same time getting the Nobel Prize for the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere.

And then on top of that, wanted for crimes against humanity. Fuck. So he was wanted for for crimes against humanity. Fuck. So he was wanted for war crimes, for gassing. Yeah. First time they've ever used poison gas on troops. It was thought to be a terrible violation of the rules of engagement. Have we developed a new fertilizer thing? No, we still use that.

That's still the standard. There's two ways of getting nitrogen. You either get nitrogen through natural sources, which is like fish and fertilizer and cow manure and all those types of things and that's what compost is for and you get it that way yeah or you get it from the hopper method because the the oxygen like when you think about air that's the best argument for like what is it mulching what is the thing not mulching compost compost that's the best argument for compost it's's like, don't support the Nazis. Right, but he's already dead.

It's large scale. Like, large scale composting is a real issue. You need a lot of biological waste to make some large scale composting. But this Hopper thing is really, it's a crazy story, man. Yeah. Because it sort of embodies this situation where you've got a guy who did this incredible thing that helped so many people, but also did this horrible thing that killed so many people. Yeah. Why were the Germans so advanced technologically at that time?

I don't know, man. They're advanced with engines, with car design, with rocketry. But why? What is it? It's hard to say. I mean, they're just brilliant fucking people. But it's not like they weren't in close proximity to other people in europe you would feel like that you think that like that technology would

would be shared that's just so dude it's so it was so crazy how advanced they were that the united states took the nazis in to run nasa right yeah yeah space force space force yeah it's new um operation paperclip they brought in nazis right yeah yeah didn't the russians too i think they like split up all the scientists yeah went either to russia or the united states although the biggest killers werner von braun was a fucking straight up nazi really yes the simon wiesenthal center said that if he was alive today they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity really werner von braun the guy who's the head of NASA. Fuck. Bro. Awful shit, man. Yeah. Yeah, they used to hang

the five slowest Jews in front of his rocket factory in Berlin. What? Yeah. Yeah, dude, like real legit Nazi shit. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. That was the head of NASA. They just took all those brilliant scientists. Look at him. There he is. Werner von Braun with all the Nazis.

Yeah. Big smile. Oh It is interesting that like they never like the brands that happened around the Nazis never like rebranded like You know how like like Volkswagen is still folks people's car. Yes, like which people right? You know, which people right and then like hugo boss i think is just hugo boss like if you have a little boss was a nazi company they made the fucking outfits oh that's right didn't we talk about this but isn't that like don't you know how now if you have like a little like pizza hut was like we remade the pizzas they're way better like

you would think that you would rebrand if you're attached to that. You'd switch the name up in some way. Jake Boss. Well, people had a different sensibility when it came to things back then. What do you mean? Because they let things go. The only thing they never let go is the swastika. You can't bring back the swastika. But in those days after World War II-

It's an Indian thing, right? Isn't it a it is simple. Yeah, these poor Indians are walking around So again, it's in the other direction. Oh, okay, but um, but still you can't wear it Hogan's Heroes with a fucking sitcom About Nazi concentration camps. Yeah, I mean they joke around about it 70s and that was just 20 years afterwards, dude I mean, they joke around about it in the 1970s, and that was just 20 years afterwards. Dude, that's an interesting discussion. It's like... Imagine if we had a sitcom about 9-11. Yeah, dude.

That's what Hogan's Heroes is like. Yeah. Same amount of time. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, dude. There was a time, and I'm trying to see if this is possible, but like, we're like comedy and corporations could work together. When was this?

At the time you're describing, like, I don't think comedy and corporations can work together. I think it's very difficult. Right. So it's like, well, because they think comedy have to work with corporations or they couldn't work at all.

Right. But the corporations were like, okay, just be funny. That's fine. You could do a show about this. Oh, you mean a show about like, they're not like Nazi concentration That's fine. You could do a show about this. Oh, you mean a show about Nazi concentration

camps? Exactly. They're not policing. I mean, insane. And you know the dude, Bob Crane, on the far right was a freak. He was one of the first guys to film himself fucking. It was a great great Kinnear movie. Big cameras back then.

You knew you were being filmed. It wasn't like your iPhone, which is nice and silent. Yeah, yeah. You had to set it up. There's like a cape at the back of it. Have a dude cranking it out while you're banging. Bro, who was filming? Somebody had to do it. There was a movie called, what was it called?

Something Focus? Autofocus? Right. I think it was called Autofocus. but it was a film about him and he got murdered by this dude that he used to bang girls with

why because they had a dispute they had a falling out maybe they touched dicks and that shit I don't know what happened something happened but it's a crazy movie

yeah it shows you how this guy was just like he was on that sitcom but it was like fuck movies man I just want to bang yeah it just was It's a crazy movie. Yeah. It shows you how this guy was just like, he was on that sitcom. But it was like, fuck movies, man. I just want to bang. Yeah. It just was, he just became a porn star.

I think about that all the time. Think about that all the time. Just fucking, what was going on? I don't know, dude. I think back then there was just very few rules. Is this the movie? Autofocus. Or we just cared less about shit. Yeah. There was very few rules. Is this the movie autofocus or we just cared less about shit. Yeah

There was life wasn't that good Well, I think there was just less people yelling at you. Okay made the wrong choices to what about there was no social media back then That's also true. Right? So the less people have a voice about what's wrong, but I also think like in times of luxury Rules present themselves and then in times of chaos rules strip like at least in new york i don't know how it was here but like during during the shelter in place during the pandemic there was no more rules right like yeah same as here hey you can't drink alcohol in the streets and then all of a sudden it was like yeah i guess you can right like like they just said you can and then there wasn't it was dangerous there was anything like that you

can't deliver alcohol you You can only deliver food. Oh yeah, you can deliver alcohol. You can't serve out, you can't eat on the street without a permit. Okay, you can eat on the street without a permit. It just exposed, that's all this Corona thing did is expose a lot of bullshit. It definitely did that. Like it fucking, it took the makeup off. You know what I mean?

Like, you know, like you're at the club and like the girl's like beautiful. And then like you guys go for like a skinny dip and then you're just like, whoa, dude. You fucking tricked me, dude. And I feel like, yeah, that happened. That happened with fucking TV. Well, they adapted, right? They adapted with these new, looser regulations in order to keep us safe during this corona time.

How does it keep me safe? I saw the funniest thing today. What's that? Something that said, use social distancing unless you're protesting. Can I tell you something, bro? You see that? They put it on Fox. It was like an official report.

I got the screenshot in here. I'll beat you to it, Jamie. I couldn't believe this. Let me find it. There it is right here. Look. As public health advocates, we do not condemn these gatherings as risky for COVID-19 transmission. What?

This should not be confused with a permissive stance on all gatherings, particularly protests against stay-at-home orders. So protests against stay-at-home, that you can get corona. Hey, don't say corona five times or corona comes. But protests for anything else, I think you're good. It is really interesting, isn't it? It's pathetic. Tell me if this is unethical. Tell me if this is right.

What if we in support of Black Lives Matter donated a percentage of all of our live shows so that we could have full audiences. Now it's a public gathering in support of this cause

and we're putting money towards the cause, putting money more in our mouth. Now some people, of course, say, you're using this cause to perform in front of more people. Then you're right. But at the same time, we're doing the right thing. Everyone's benefiting. It's mutually assured.

That would be interesting. But then you're giving up your power to, whether it's Black Lives Matter or whatever, you give it up, your ability to just have a show, it really should be that you want to give money to valid organizations, right? Of course. Of course. Of course. But the idea that you could get away with it, like if we have like a three-month exemption window where you could have full crowds. Until they lift it, you could only have full crowds if you give 5% to fill in whatever the blank, whether it's Black Lives Matter, whatever people decide. Isn't this how they treat rich people anyway?

Hey, rich people, you got to pay taxes. Unless, of course, you'd like to donate to a charity and then you have to pay that in taxes. Exactly. You could take some of that out. Yeah, that's true. In that way, you can kind of decide where your taxes go. And then who wins?

These organizations that are truly trying to help people. But then will the organizations drop it after a while? Like when do you have to keep paying them? Oh, it's like. And what happens with them? They become a big corporation and then they shame people for not paying. Right. And then it becomes a thing like if you don't pay, you don't care.

They have power over you. And this is one of the things that happened with COVID. Yeah. The people that were screaming, wear a fucking mask, wear a fucking mask. Oh, yeah. They have power over you to tell you to wear a mask. Are they really concerned? Is that what's really going on?

Because it turns out, historically, they were wrong. They were wrong, yeah. They were wrong. And yet you still, you can't go to places. I went to Tacos in Santa Barbara yesterday. I had to wear a fucking mask. Can I tell you? They're good tacos.

Where'd you go? Because I was in Santa Barbara, too. We've had this conversation. Do you remember the place? I don't. Some outside joint. It's the shit. Oh, it's an outside joint. It's probably right there with you, bro. Shell Hoops? I don't Santa Barbara too. We've had this conversation. Do you remember the place? I don't. Some outside joint. It's the shit. Oh, it's an outside joint.

It's probably right there with you, bro. Shell Hoops? I don't remember the name. It's called Shell Hoops. It could have been. They go, please put your mask on as we take you to your seat. Now when we're at your seat, you can take your mask off. Hilarious.

Can anybody explain to me what they thought I was going to do in the 10 feet on people not only that that's la now la is opening up restaurants and i had uh my friend janet and evan uh the the janet is the uh owner and evan is the lead chef of this restaurant felix in uh venice okay and they said that when people are in the restaurant people have to wear their mask until they sit down then when they go up to pee if they get up to pee they have to wear their mask if you go to leave you have to wear your mask there's no science you're all in a box together

and this is an intimate restaurant in Venice it's not a big restaurant it's the weirdest time it's fucking dummies that they fucked up the first thing, now they're fucking this up. Yeah, because they just don't want to admit they're wrong. They just don't want to admit they're wrong. I get it. I've been in that argument with a friend or

a girl or some shit like that. New Zealand lifts lockdown as it declares virus eliminated for now. And what did they do? Well, there's only like a million people there. No active coronavirus cases and no new infections. Wow. But you can't go over there. No active coronavirus cases and no new infections. Wow. But you can't go over there. They're like, get out of here, you dirty bitch.

Yeah. They have a beautiful country with very few people. I mean, I think the whole population of New Zealand is like, what is it, like 10 million? They are letting some exceptions, though. Some people can come in? Yes. Like us. For instance, James Cameron and the people making Avatar 2 have an exemption.

Oh my goodness. So there are exemptions for professional purposes. I see how it works. What if you had a show booked? What if Andrew and I had... Or a stylebender could talk to somebody. We gotta go see Izzy. Andrew and I with stylebender.

Hey. What if we had a show? Talk to your boy. We might have to do it. All we have to do is take a test. How about I take a test? There's no way to take a test without shoving that fucking thing all the way down my nose Bro it's so easy now the new one

The new one just a little q-tip it just barely goes in the inside of your nose And then done And then you're done I haven't taken a test I've taken 7 of them I think now And you're passing? Yeah every one of them I don't know dude

Maybe I got it Do you take vitamins? No Never? No I don't know. I don't think I, yeah. Maybe I got it. I don't know. Maybe I had it. Do you take vitamins? No. Never? No. Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I just, I think I got, like, I don't know.

Like, I knew I was over it. Say again? How well do you eat? I don't know. I just eat in the morning. You see what I'm feeling? And then in the afternoon. Yeah.

I just, I don't eat a lot of bread. That's good. And I don't eat a lot of refined sugar or none. I try to cut them all out. That's good. Yeah. That's healthy. And my girl's an amazing cook, so she throws it down.

Oh, there you go. So you're eating healthy. I'm healthy. I try to exercise. But I did it. I was super put the lotion on the hands and cover everything up for maybe a couple weeks. And then I was like, no, this is not going to happen. I was nervous.

Yeah. I'm not going to lie. In the beginning, I was terrified. Two weeks, though. When did you stop caring? I knew the moment I stopped caring I got my first test I took my first test

maybe 2-3 weeks in everybody was clear my whole family was good and then I started testing everybody in here and then I knew 8 people that got it and the 8 people that got it everyone was fine except for Michael Yeo

Michael Yeo got it pretty bad but And the eight people that got it, everyone was fine except for Michael Yeo. Michael Yeo got it pretty bad. Yeah. But in the interest of telling the whole story, if anybody ever heard this already, I'm sorry. But Michael Yeo flew all the way to New York, no sleep, does fucking press, does radio, did two shows, did two shows the next day, flies back home, no rest, gets in the car, drives to Vegas to see his wife's family, hangs out there for a little bit, drives home, same night, next day, auditions, next day after that, more auditions.

So he got no sleep, worn out, a lot of travel, stress, stress, stress, and then audition stress, and then boom, it hits him. And it hit him, and it hit him pretty bad, and then he got on Advil. And he said that once he started taking Advil, it fucking spiked. And he got real bad. Wound up being hospitalized. Meanwhile, his mother got it. She was in her 70s, I believe. Kicked it in a day.

One day. Because she wasn't traveling. She wasn't wearing herself out. She eats healthy. Whatever. Whatever the reason is. And he also had deficient vitamin D. That was a problem with Michael.

Yeah. I think Mike just caught the perfect storm of being tired. He felt like he might have been run down already. Like maybe he had a little bit of a cold. Yeah. Then got the COVID. Yeah. And got the COVID with a bunch of his friends.

And I think they were all fine. They all got it. They got sick a little bit, but then they walked it off., and I think they were all fine. They all got it. They got sick a little bit, but then they walked it off. Yeah. I think that's the case. But he got it real bad. Yeah. But he's the only one that I know that got it real bad.

Yeah. Everybody I know that got it, they got sick, they coughed a little bit, and then after a while, it was over. Yeah. It's just tricky. You just don't want to kill your dad. You don't want to kill your mom. That's really what it comes down to.

I don't give a fuck. We said, the guys that work with me, we all basically said, yo, if one of us gets it, we all get it. Yeah. And that was the thing. We just kept working all the time. Spin each other's mouths, right? I mean, yeah. You know, just white boy fun.

Yeah. It's regular shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The other thing is with Mike. Hunt a bull? On a bull. On a bull. Like, spit in each other's mouth while you're riding a bull.

That's white boy shit. Yeah. One of the things that they were saying is that the kids, they were like, my kids, they were like, you know, we don't know if they're ever going to be able to go back to school again. Might have to do remote schooling and all this different. I'm like, kids aren't even getting sick. Yeah.

And if they do get sick, it's not very many of them. Meanwhile, you don't shut down shit for the flu and the flu kills kids. Yeah. This disease kills an incredibly small number of children. It's always a tragedy when a kid dies of any disease. So it's not like we're saying that those kids don't count. But to say

that it's dangerous for kids, it's like it's dangerous for a very small number of kids. Very, very small. The flu is dangerous for all kids. The flu fucking kills kids. You don't test these teachers to see if they have the flu is dangerous for all kids the flu fucking kills kids right you don't test these teachers to see if they have the flu you don't test the secure you don't test people you tell them if they have the flu stay home yeah you get the flu all the fucking time yeah and last year

in america 61 000 people died from it from the flu so more people died from covid yeah i don't know how many more i don't know i don't. I mean, I think the number they're attributing it to it is 110 now. 110,000. But I don't know if that's more or less than the real number because they're wondering, like, how are they? Are people dying of COVID that they're not counting? Are people dying of other things and they're counting it as COVID? Yeah. There's a lot of dispute as to what the real number is.

Let's say it's accurate. Yeah. 110, it's basically less than twice as bad as a bad flu. I don't think that's enough to shut down the fucking economy. Yeah. I think people need to make good choices. But meanwhile, they don't say a word about taking care of yourself. Not a word.

Not a word about don't drink so much. Not a word about don't eat sugar. Not a word. Get your sleep. Yeah. Here's how important sleep is to your immune system. Not a word. Get your sleep. Yeah. Here's how important sleep is to your immune system. Not a word. Yeah.

What do you think changes? What do you think doesn't recover after this? Bro, restaurants are fucked. I think people go right back. They will go right back, but the restaurants don't have the money to stay open. Oh, yeah. So businesses that operate on the fringe are done. The businesses are like, all right, I got money this month.

We can stay open. I think they operate in a world that never considered that we could have some sort of calamity like this. Well, that was what Janet, the owner of Felix, was saying is that most of these restaurants, they operate on, you know, they make like 14% profit. Yeah. That's like what they operate on. If you shut them down for three months, they're fucked. Yeah. And some of them don't even operate well, that well.

They're operating on 4% profit. Right. You know, they're barely making it. They're barely getting by. They're not doing so well. Yeah. It's like Corona exposed preexisting conditions, both physically and economically. You're right.

Like if your business had these preexisting conditions, you are barely surviving. Corona is cutting you out of there. You're right. Like if your business had these preexisting conditions, you are barely surviving. Corona's cutting you out of there. You're right. I think that's, I keep on looking at like TV, you know, like you see all these like shows going to being filmed in their home and it's like, oh fuck. Or like Jimmy Fallon. Like Fallon and all these guys, they're doing it in their home now and it's like. Weird.

Not only is it weird, it's like without all the lights. Yeah. Without all the makeup. how about no audience without the laughs the laugh tracks all of a sudden it looks real elementary right yeah and and people kept hitting us up like you were so gracious you you know repost all this stuff and like for me when i saw everybody come to youtube i was like oh it's a home game now like like the second i like, you can't go to the studio, and we had the studio built, and my guys were like. Perfect timing with your studio.

Perfect timing. Bro, it was. And if I did explain to anybody why I was going to build the studio prior to all this, they'd be like, you are the stupidest guy with money I've ever heard in my entire life. Really? They were saying that to you? No, they didn't say it. But if I explained, like, how much money I spent on the studio, entire life. Really? They were saying that? No, they didn't say it, but if I explained how much money I

spent on the studio and I had zero way of making the money back, because I never I know this is bad investment strategy, but I never go, oh, if I put this in now, 10 years is later. All I go is, I really want to do this, and if I love this enough, I'll find a way to make money on it, right? That's how I live my whole life.

Honestly, it works. That's how I do it. If you're investing in fucking companies that you have no clue what they are, maybe you do it other way. But if you're investing in the shit that you love, it will work out. It sounds stupid. We sound like Gary Vee.

But you know what? But you know why it works? Go sell some shit in your backyard. It works because you're chasing what you really enjoy. You know that if you build a studio, you'll get to do some of the clips, like these things that you're putting up on Instagram, and it's what you really enjoy you know that if you build this studio you'll get to do some of the clips like these things that you're putting up on instagram and it's what you really enjoy dude it is it was so cool it was so cool just to see everybody come in and it was like you know you know in the super

super hero movies where like the super villain loses their powers yes and then has to fight like fight the hero on like an even playing ground and it's like, oh, this is what we're doing now? Yes. It's over. Because I really genuinely believe it and it's a pain in the ass. It's hard work putting out the pieces, man.

I shout out to my guys who do an amazing job. Mark Gagnon, the comic, he writes it with me and Robbie Slowick and Alex Media. in the back to match

all the shit you're talking about. Yeah. And you know we stole the John Oliver graphics? Did you? Or like background. Where they go? No, not where they go but like the the image like the imagery in the background We literally just looked at every show. We're like alright. Who's the best and we're like we want to look just like them

So they compare us immediately It was like I want the smoke right now It's like now for once you guys gotta fucking compete It's like, now, for once, you guys got to fucking compete with me. You know, you got to do it grassroots. We're in the fucking jungle. It's just YouTube clips. It's just a few guys making it. Also, you're unshackled.

Like, the prolific use of the word retard is a perfect example. Yes. Unshackled. You could basically say whatever you want to be funny. Yeah, because who's canceling me? Hamstrung. They're hamstrung. First of all, it has to be a television show. Keep going on want to be funny. Yeah, because who's canceling me? They're hamstrung. They're hamstrung. First of all, it has to be a television show.

Keep going on. This is interesting. Yeah. It has to be a television show which has advertising. So it has to be, even though he's on the internet now, essentially, I mean, he's doing it from his home, from a webcam. You still have to do it under the same FCC restrictions. You don't have to do that.

You're buck wild. You put it on YouTube and putting those clips up on Instagram. only fcc uh constrictions dnc constrictions you know what you gotta say yeah you know you gotta tell the company line you know it's like yes you have affiliations honestly i really believe the reason why our shit blew up so quick outside of you reposting it obviously that's magnificent thank you so much but. You're welcome. Keep doing it. I 100%. I'll keep posting it. We will.

I really believe, and I think it's a similar effect to what happened with you guys, which was we just said the truth. Obviously in a funny way, it's five minutes jam-packed, a fucking laser beam, someone who needed some bars this week, someone who needed to be told that they're fucking idiots. But we said, the truth doesn't have a party. And if we just find truth, and I'm not talking about statistics

or any of that kind of shit, I'm literally talking about gut feeling. When you look at Biden, you're not going, this is a president. Right? You're not going, you're not saying that at all. So it was like, and I'm just sitting here. I'm going, is nobody fucking talking about this?

Like, I'll message some guys that work for CNN. I won't say their names, but I'll just DM. I'll be like, bro, I appreciate your support. You're great. You're sweet. Is he senile? They'll say yes. And I'm like, why aren't you saying it on a fucking TV?

Because they want him to win no matter what. I know. So everybody's- They just don't want Trump. This is the thing with the, what I was saying with like corporations and comedy. What do we do as comics? We make fun of the absurd, the fucking asinine. We make fun of institutions.

That's what we do. Right. You and I will be out there. We'll be fucking playing pool and we'll be thinking about these institutions that we want to give justice to in a weird way. We give justice with words. Right. But like, you're not going to get away with it. And that's what we operate. We operate in the justice with words. But you're not gonna get away with it.

And that's what we operate. We operate in the space like, oh no, you're not getting away with it. But right now, there's such a cost for saying the wrong things, even in your friend group. Even your friend group. So what we basically said is, when we sit down, we're like, okay, I know I feel this way about something.

We're gonna construct an argument around this thing that is true, that is so solid. I don't care if you're on the left or the right. You cannot refute it. And it's fucking painstaking. But it works. And the coolest thing is seeing these people

on the left and the right watch this clip, both find it funny, and both agree. And you realize 99% of us are not left or right there's one fucking issue that takes us over we're literally in the middle watching these idiots on either side of the extreme say stupid shit we don't give a fuck about 99 of us are right here and there's a lot of us in the middle 90 okay 90 in the middle and then abortion might take us left or right but the rest of stuff war yeah the economy is a few things but the thing about the biden thing that made it so maddening

is it's not like he's the only one it's not like they didn't have a lot of other candidates it's not like there wasn't a lot of other people they could have put in office that people would have voted for over trump including bernie because guess what right now don't get me started bernie was running right now if bernie was still the heat right now, he could have won. You know the term a lot of people are saying, like, don't talk about the good cops because if they were good, they would have called out the bullshit. Right. Right? Yeah.

That's Bernie to me. In a lot of ways, right? Bernie is, and I fucking support it, Bernie, man. Not because I agree with his policies at all. I just thought he genuinely wanted to help. He didn't want to win. He seemed like he wanted to help. And I was like, I'll support a guy that wants to help.

What was the bill that he didn't show up to vote for? I don't know. There was something, Jamie, what was that thing that had to do with, it was in the Patriot Act. It was a new revision that everybody was freaking out. All the progressives were like,ie didn't even show up for this Like that this is really important. It was it had something to do with

Surveillance what does it have to do with? Put it up Okay, but check this out man. Yeah, if you want to be mad at him more Well Senate voted to let the government keep surveilling your online life without a warrant. Yeah. So for this. Yeah. Failed by just one vote. And it was Bernie that didn't show up.

There's like three people. Here's the thing. Here's the thing with Bernie that I'll say. Okay. Hold on a second. Wait a minute. Many senators wanted to forbid the government from secretly collecting information about your internet habits, but an amendment failed by just one vote. Meaning if Bernie was there, he could have made that thing fail.

Could have stopped it. But he didn't. Yep. He didn't. That is fucked up. Look. Two others, Ben Sasse and Bernie Sanders, didn't respond to a request for comment on where they were during the vote. Yep.

Couldn't vote because he's quarantined. What? So one guy said he couldn't vote. Lamar Alexander couldn't vote because he's quarantined what so one guy said he couldn't vote Lamar Alexander couldn't vote because he's quarantined why didn't they just ask him hey Lamar can we get you on video how you voting yay or nay yeah why do you need to be in the room

and then Bernie didn't show up and they didn't respond to a request for comment on where they were during this important vote that's like exactly what you were talking about. This is another great example. The most egregious example to me is you got ass raped by the DNC twice. Twice.

They bent you over, no saliva, and fucked you, and you didn't say shit. Just fucking say it, dude. Now, granted, you weren't say shit. Just fucking say it, dude. Now, granted, you weren't good enough. Trump is an example of someone who was good enough to beat the party that didn't want him to be there. Right? Like, nobody in the Republican Party wanted Trump to win. Right. Right?

But then they all eventually got behind it because you told the company line, whatever. He wasn't good enough. And also, the Democrats have systems that don't allow that shit. You know, these super delegates and all this bullshit. Yeah, they get sneaky. I love it when the Democrats talk about, why do we need to abolish the electoral college? What about your primary?

It's like, what do you do? It's like, it's crazy. But the thing is like, you could have done it, man. You had the opportunity. Well, how about the fact that they all backed off at the same time and allowed- They set his ass up. Yeah, 100%.

Yeah, for Super Tuesday, they set his ass up. All of them set his ass up. But call that they set his ass up all of them set his ass up but call that out dude call that shit out yeah he's not that guy I mean I don't know he seemed like a really nice guy

when I met him and talked to him I think he's maybe too nice but the fact that he didn't vote against that though yeah the ability to just surveil you

anytime they want without a warrant without a warrant yeah it's weird I mean I assume they're looking at all our shit anyway. Of course.

For you. They're definitely your shit. You think? 100%. Why do you say that? Because you're funny. You're funny. You've got a lot of influence.

You talk a lot of shit. Yeah. I mean, if somebody watches your video on Joe Biden, it's very possible they might not vote for him. That's real. Interesting. For sure. Listen, man, this is a meme

society yeah barely paying attention if you if you get into that box yeah and and you and you start thinking about some of the funny punch lines you had in that joe biden video come on man people might go fuck that dude yo andrew i said fuck that dude i voted for Trump yeah that's real possible man especially like the Midwest the areas look California's not gonna matter in New York it's not gonna matter people vote blue

no matter who but when you get to those middle states that can swing either way who fucking knows but you don't find it weird dude that like there's no

fair comedy in this lane and by fair i'm not trying to say that people aren't unfair like i think you know trevor and john are really good you know like snl in these places but like i i know what they're gonna say before they say it right like i know the opinion before they say it right so doesn't that take away some of the most necessary component to comedy, which is surprise? Well, it's what Dennis Miller did back when Bush was president. Right. Do you remember that?

No, I do. Wouldn't make fun of him. Said, I'm going to give him a pass. He's my friend. Nah, bro. Nah, bro. You get these bars, bro. Everybody gets these bars.

That's what you got to do. You got to write the ecosystem. I hate over-inflating our importance as comics because I know a lot of people can do that, but I really think we're here to manage the ecosystem. and the Lakota Indians, they had a thing called a Heoka. Yeah. And a Heoka was a guy who made fun of everything. He was a clown who was a contrarian who mocked all the important things. And they were like, I mean, my tour is called Sacred Clown Tour. For that reason. That's why. Yeah. That's what Heoka means to the Lakota people.

It's a sacred clown. They understand the importance of it. A sacred clown. Someone who makes fun of important things. Because it's important. Anything that you can't make fun of is bullshit. Yeah. You can't make fun of it?

Yeah. Like if you say, you know, the Lord's name in vain. Yeah. You can't say that. Don't say God damn it. Like really? Mm-hmm. Like what are you saying?

Like why can't I say it? What is it about not being able to say things? What is it? Well people have power of you. They can tell you that you can't say those things. Whether it's talking about certain subjects or using certain words, it's all the same thing. It's people enforcing their ability to call you out

and have control over you. But that, and that's the thing where it's like, if you, where comedy and institutions are tricky because you can't make fun of the institution you're in, right? Right. So you have to make fun of the opposite institution, even if you don't necessarily believe that way. Right.

So all these institutions tend to be left-leaning. Mm-hmm. They only are allowed to make fun of the opposite institution. Exactly. Right? So here we came in literally just in the middle and going, yeah, the joke is actually right-wing today. Or like, yeah, the topic is actually left-wing.

We balance side by side, but it's not based on what the institution wants us to be a part of. It's literally based on what the joke is and what the best version of joke is and what is, what guess i would call like truthful what is the truth like i want to make the argument so you're not fucking scared to talk to your friends about how you feel bro if you tried to pull that shit off on nbc they would pull you aside dog this is you they would have a they're in a conversation with you this is it's it drives me crazy man it's like

honestly maybe it's an unpopular opinion. I don't know. It's like I'm really impressed with like Trevor and John's. John's got great writing. Bro, they're great. John is really great. The writing is really great and it's produced well. But I'm impressed that they even do it.

But I'm impressed that they even do it. Like, imagine moving to another country and then immediately making fun of half the country that you've never even visited. You got some fucking balls. Like, if I moved to England and I lived in London and just trashed northern England on a TV show? I would never feel comfortable doing that. I'd be like, I don't know enough about y'all. And like, that's weird for me to just do this for a living, guys. That's not weird to you? It's weird.

Like how accepting is America? We just let people just come and just trash. Half, you never lived in Alabama. Alabama's a punchline. Have you ever lived in Alabama? Arkansas's a punchline. Have you lived there? You know what I'm saying? It's just shocking to me that you could feel comfortable doing that.

And then I hear all these jokes about like calling out the greed, like conservative greed. And it's like you guys could make tons of money in your own countries, but you came here because you wanted more. You wanted more money. That's definitely true. I'm just saying dude it's just but it's also everybody knows our politics like our politics are global like you go to Australia they make fun of our president

you have no fucking idea who the president of Australia is it's kind of different in that way and it's other thing the other thing that's an issue is we get hoodwinked by salesmen with british accents every time keep going whatever it is watch late night tv when someone's trying to sell you a fucked up mop that you don't really need they're doing it through an english accent they have a british accent they have some sort of an accent it makes

them think they are superior it is is. Look at this product. It's an amazing thing. Look at what it does. It's a radio. It's a blender. It's a fantastic accent. Whether it's David Attenborough who's narrating some documentary. The guy talks about Beatles like they're the most fascinating thing. You don't want a guy from Brooklyn talking about chimps. You don't want a guy from Brooklyn talking about chimps.

You don't want a guy from Philly talking about tuna. It's fucking tunas. This is a bonobo. They're out there. It fucks its sister. These tunas, they're out there in these gigantic packs. They're swimming around. Even if they're saying all the right words, you don't want them sounding like that.

Even if they're saying super intelligent shit with any kind of an East Coast accent, it sounds dumb as fuck. Same as Southern, right? saying super intelligent shit with any kind of an east coast accent sounds dumb as fuck yeah same as southern right someone says some like super intelligent shit about the ocean the ecosystem but they say it with a southern accent yeah what yeah same words yeah british accent we're all in yeah so if someone is mocking our culture what better way than a culture that's known interesting very proper so you think it's by design. They're like, people will trust these opinions more because it's coming from these guys who have this accent that has equity.

Yes. Interesting. There's definitely something to that. Because look, they could have hired Al Magical to run a daily show. They could have hired a lot of other people that would have been amazing at that job. I think John Oliver is great. I really do. I think he Oliver is great. I really do. I think he does a great job.

There's something funny about the way he attacks things. The show is really well done. Yes. The show is really well done. Very good writing, too. Yeah. It's the second best show after ours. It's really good.

The second best show. But they're saddled down by the fact that they're on HBO. Like, if you're in that liberal establishment and you're in that liberal establishment, and you're in that... There's weird conversations that are had where people aren't looking at the jokes that are about the left. They're not going to make fun of Hillary. They're not going to make fun of Joe Biden. They're not going to make fun of Nancy Pelosi

or any other prominent liberal. They're just not going to do it, even if the joke is there. So what's the point? Well, it's weird, right? What's the fucking point? What's weird is when you see it in the news, like the difference between the way they covered uh women that had allegations against trump versus women that have had allegations versus joe biden yeah very different very different the way they cover it yeah yeah it's true yeah there is that there's that like obvious bias i guess maybe it's because like I was looking at news organizations, I think, back in the day, everybody knew that they were biased.

Back in the day? Yeah, like late 1700s to early 1800s. I think they even enacted a law that said you couldn't criticize the president or his views or something like that in the press. Well, that's how it is in China. I mean, do you know how many journalists have fucking been ghosted in China? Really? Oh, my God. Yeah.

People disappear. Hundreds of journalists. They just disappear. Yeah. Dude, they don't fuck around. In China? Yeah. So then why can't they close down the bat thing?

Well, they- I hate that they make this argument that they have control of everything and everybody can get killed. It's like, well, you can't just close the market where they sell the penguins. First of all, they did, kind of. And then they opened back up in like a week. But if you listen to them, I don't listen to them. I don't think they're telling the truth.

But their story is that only 30,000 people died. Now, if you think about the 110,000 people that died here, and then in China, you're talking about literally a billion people. Come on, bro. Yeah. I don't buy it. Come on, bro. It's a weird time, man.

It's like, and I'm surprised these corporations don't get it. Like when you see platforms like this, which literally let people speak and they have different opinions and different points of view. And you see the entire world gravitate towards it because we're addicted to truth. Yeah. Like we like truth. We like to confirm our bias. We like even more of the truth. You know what I mean?

Like, there's a reason why conspiracies are so fun, right? Because we're like, wait a minute, is that the truth? Like, what's going on in here? I want to really know. Like, deep down, don't you really want to know what's going on? You want to know how all this shit works? Oh, yeah. You know?

So it's like, it's exciting. Yeah, man. It's also, people like to solve puzzles. That's why you go and, you know, you play games. People want to win. Yeah. They want to solve things. If I can catch you being a lizard person behind the scenes.

Look at that. The fucking world's flat. I knew it. Yeah. Look at the evidence. I'm going to send you some evidence, man. I'm telling you, I'm going to change your mind. There's a lot of people that want to tell you about things.

Yeah. You know? A dude just sent me a Bigfoot thing the other day. Smart guy. Believes in Bigfoot. Yeah. Charlemagne believes in Bigfoot. Does he? 100%. Yeah. Well, it a dude just sent me a Bigfoot thing the other day. Smart guy. Believes in Bigfoot. Yeah. Charlemagne believes in Bigfoot. Does he? 100%. Yeah. Well, it used to be a real thing. What? That's the problem. Yeah. It used to be Gigantopithecus. They've actually found

bones of a large bipedal hominid that lived as recently as 100,000 years ago. So it lived alongside of people. And they found fossilized bones in China in the 1920s. There was an anthropologist that visited this apothecary shop, and he found these bones

that were primate bones, much larger than any primate bone he'd ever seen before. And so they said, where'd you get this? And they took them to the site, and they started digging up bones. And so they know it was a real animal. They think it was very orangutan-like, but it was huge. You never heard of it before? Never heard of it. Show the picture of a gigantopithecus compared to a human being.

I'm never going to hear the end of this on the podcast. Well, here's where it gets even crazier. This animal lived in Asia. Asia is connected by the Bering Strait, which connected Asia to North America. That's why you see it in the Northwest. See, go to which one? That one right there. You just add it. A little bit about right there.

Bang. Perfect. Look at that. That's what it would have looked like. Yeah. So that is a recreation. But you're talking about a bipedal animal that's eight to ten feet tall yeah and it was an enormous primate with like you know a bigfoot looking face man just go to that picture

just make that picture bigger that motherfucker was bigfoot i mean yeah so the reason why there's all these stories these myths is that as recently as a hundred000 years ago, that was a real thing. So people definitely saw that thing walking around. Yeah. So they probably talked about it in folklore and in stories. And who knows what the fuck that thing even ate. I mean, it might have ate people. We don't know.

I don't know. I mean, there's a lot of primates that eat other primates. Like chimps eat the fuck out of monkeys. Really? David Attenborough. You want to watch? Yeah out of monkeys. Really? David Attenborough. You want to watch? Yeah. Okay.

Pull up to David Attenborough. They hunt. They hunt monkeys. They corral them in. It's the most ruthless shit because there's a video of this chimp eating a monkey while it's alive. It's holding onto the monkey

and biting its hips and just pulling chunks of meat while the monkey's screaming like, like his little primate face screaming while this monkey's just eating him alive. I thought that they do like ants on a stick or something like that. They do everything they can eat. They're omnivorous.

It means they eat everything. They're like humans. They're omnivores. They eat meat. They eat vegetables. They eat fruit. But they didn't figure this out until the 1990s. Attenborough was doing this documentary, and there it is. They ate fruit. But they didn't figure this out until the 1990s.

Attenborough was doing this documentary, and there it is. So these trackers took him, and they show how the monkeys are. Was this the one? There was another one that didn't show that. There it is. Okay. That is a chimp eating a monkey. This one is on the forest floor. I think the one I saw was in a tree.

This one shows a chase. Ay, ay, ay. That was the monkey's hand right there. There it is. This is the video. So this is really dark shit, man, because they chase these monkeys, and the monkeys get scared, and they're trying to figure it out, and they're trying to run away.

But the chimps are bigger and stronger, and they corral them in. And so once they get them, man, they're tearing them apart. It's horrible to watch. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, now the monkey's trying to get away. And this is the footage of the monkey trying to escape. And the chimp comes chasing after him and grabs him.

And now once he grabs him, it's rough, bro. They kill babies, everything. They eat them all. So he grabs him. See, it's rough, bro. They get, they kill babies, everything. They eat them all. So he grabs them. So he's got them there. See that shit. So he's going to pull them down. And then once the chimp has the monkey, he gets to a spot where he can eat. And I think they fight over who gets to eat the monkey. And then eventually he wins. But look, he's got this monkey in his hand and he's going to just going to pull it apart. It's rough, man.. But look, he's got this monkey in his hand, and he's just going to pull it apart. It's rough, man. When you see them eating it, like, look, here it is.

Oh, dude. That's all it shows. Oh, dude. I get it. I get it. I get it. You'd have to see. Oh, God.

We'd have to get Jamie the right video in advance, because there's probably hundreds of them out there. But there's one that came from that show that's really rough to watch because this monkey uh is alive and awake yeah this chimp is biting him and pulling him apart yeah but anyway yeah you got it yeah here it is so here it is she's grabbing it look oh dude wasn't alive there but oh dude so this is one where they're just pulling it apart but there's there's a great one where the the monkey is fucking screaming oh dude So this is one where they're just pulling it apart, but there's a great one where the monkey is fucking screaming. Oh, dude. Yeah, this is gnarly. It's hardcore, man.

How do we get on to this? I don't know. Something. Gigantopithecus. Oh, Gigantopithecus might eat people. That's what it was. Thank you, Jamie. And why were we on Gigantopithecus?

Bigfoot's real because Charlemagne believes in Bigfoot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bigfoot was a real thing. But here's the thing. Did that thing eat people? I don't know. If a chimp can eat a monkey like that, why wouldn't that thing eat a person? Where are the monkeys?

Yeah, it probably eats everything it can. Where are the monkeys to that? That thing's so big. If that thing was omnivorous, and I don't think they know if it's an herbivore. I mean, they didn't even know chimps were, like, again, until the 90s. Yeah, this is just so. All this shit is so odd. Like, the deeper you go down the rabbit hole, the less you understand, man.

So where you see Bigfoot, like, if you're one of them Bigfoot freaks. In the north. It's all in the northeast. The northwest, yeah. The northwest, right. It's all. I mean, there's sightings all over the country, but that's just because people are full of shit. Predominantly over there.

I think most of it was in that spot yeah i mean that's a rainforest up there the pacific northwest is so dense i bet it probably lived there for a long time yeah but you know and it died off that's all you need you need like a shred of truth for stuff like i remember when i was uh i was in egypt right and i texted you when i was in egypt because i watch every one of your fuck i'm going to cairo to like see the pyramids right and I realized I haven't even really researched the pyramids So I do this deep dive and I'm watching like Graham Hancock Hancock and there's another guy They had a Carlson dr. Robert shock. Maybe that was it. I don't know but I like I'm just watching Shock is the geologist that he was the one past recently or something. No, no, he's still Oh John Anthony West West. Yes Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. He's the he's the one he passed recently or something like that oh John Anthony West

yeah yeah yeah he's the god father of it all yeah and so I'm watching everything I'm obsessed and we go and we check them out and it was the single most like unbelievable thing

I've ever seen it makes you like question reality a bit really yeah like I get why people go oh aliens in the same way like have you ever seen. It makes you question reality a bit. Really? Yeah, like, I get why people go, oh, aliens. In the same way, like, have you ever seen the Northern Lights? No, I haven't. Only on video. You see them in real life and you're like, oh, shit. What's going on? Like, all right, God, all right.

Yeah, like, it's believable. Where'd you see them? Alaska. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Did you go up just to see them? No, I did comedy. Yeah.

Not in Anchorage, the other city. Juneau? No. It's like a little. Not in Anchorage, the other city. Juneau? No. It's like a little military city. Fairbanks. Fairbanks. That's really far north. Yeah, yeah.

It's cold up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What time of the year was it? I don't know. Cold? Until August? I really don't know. I forget.

But maybe like, maybe fall? Yeah, see the northern lights. It has to be like the winter time, right? I don't think it was winter. I would have, I would remember if it was like cold, cold. Oh, okay. But I think in fall, if it gets cold enough, you can see them. I saw them one day, the second I landed.

Is it warm? Right after the airport. Just fascinating. In the same way with the pyramids, like, I remember watching them and I'm like, okay, this question is reality. Like, things are different now. And I remember reading or watching the videos and one guy said said, like, time isn't, or like human progression isn't linear. And that was the coolest argument I've heard for it.

Yes. The idea that, like, a society could pop up, be somewhat insulated, so they had tons of time and, like, wealth, and I guess wealth would be in resources back then, develop technology, die out. That technology never goes to anybody else. It just exists and then dies. And then a few thousand years later, another group of people end up going there like, oh, this is some cool shit. I'll hang out. Right?

And that is the most reasonable explanation for me. Yeah. Is that there exists. And then they start building on that old stuff and trying to figure out how they did it and do their version of it. There's a bunch of different, very distinct construction styles. Like, isn't that how we are as like humans? Like, okay, the Empire State Building is in this neighborhood.

That's a cool building. Yeah. I want to build a building over there. How the fuck do they do this? I want to hang out. This is cool. And he broke it down. He's dope shit.

And he was like, that specific spot is that there's an impenetrable forest on one side and there's a desert on the other side. And there's a river that when it overflows, just fruit and vegetables just start sprouting out of the ground. And it's like, oh, this is how you would be able to have the wealth and time to develop cool shit. Like, of course, we're developing cool shit in America

because we're not busy fighting motherfuckers in our country all the time. Like, yeah, Elon can develop all these cool things, drill a hole in the ground. Why? No one's got nothing else to do. Right, we're war we're not fucking we're here right like if you were at war constantly how could you develop right and they were free for like thousands of years like thousands of course you're gonna develop cool shit you'll find like i'm not talking about like internet but obviously cool water technology i mean it completely is plausible but how they describe it, no way.

And you know it's not the same human beings because Cairo's a dump. Like Cairo is so awful that there's no way that the people who made Cairo also made the pyramids which are perfect. Did you feel safe there? There you are. Look at you, handsome bastard.

Yeah. Look at those sculptured cheeks. Jesus. Yeah, baby. I mean, it's just, it's unreal, dude. We like walked on him and shit. 23 weeks ago, half a year. It was unbelievable.

That was a different time. I mean, look at this. The structures, man. Look at this. I can imagine seeing them in real life. Look how small the people are compared. God damn, that's big. I mean, you just can't fathom it.

That's a big fucking building. And what's crazy is it used to be covered in smooth limestone. But these fucking people that built Cairo, they pilfered all that shit. Yeah. fucking building and what's crazy is it used to be covered in smooth limestone but they these fucking people that uh built cairo they pilfered all that shit yeah they broke all the chunks off of it to build other cool things yeah this was a cool little trip that's morocco i think no what was uh did you feel safe wandering through the streets there was it a little sketch i didn't do a lot of wandering my girl with me also, so that's always like a different thing. And it's like,

yeah, I was told, I had a guy who I knew that is a comic that was out there, and he's like, I'll show you around. So we did that. A comic in Egypt? Well, he's a comic in New York. Foddy. Shouts of Foddy. Guys having a hard time getting controversial jokes to go over.

Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen, dude. Kill you quick over there. Oh to happen. Not going to happen, dude. Kill you quick over there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're really lucky. Oh, yeah. The shit we complain that we can't say is really funny. What do you mean I can't say retarded? But you can.

You just did. See, this is the thing. Because we're not on a network that's controlled by some sort of a business that worries one way or another. Right. This business worries when people aren't controversial because then the podcasts don't do well. They want chaos.

Well, chaos is the antidote. You know what we're saying. We're not talking about people. If you're on this podcast, you're saying things to be funny. That's what you're doing. If you're making points, you're on this podcast, you're, you're saying things to be funny, right? Yeah. That's what you're doing. Yeah. If you're making points,

you're making interesting points that you think there's a really a valid, valid, you know, perception of something that you've established. And there's also talking shit. That's talking shit. Talking shit is fun. Judge me by my intent,

not your interpretation. Yeah. What did I intend to do? Yeah. I intend to just fucking make us laugh. Exactly. That's all it was. That's the problem with banning a word like retard.

Like sometimes it's not nice to say it about someone with a disease, but it's not nice to let someone keep making YouTube videos about the world being flat either without saying to them, hey man, that's fucking retarded. Like that's what that is. That's what it is It's not a disease It is a slow form Of learning

You're slowing learning You're confusing people Because people watch those videos And no one's interrupting you while you're making those videos So it can make sense If you articulate and smooth and use a lot of big words And show a lot of faulty science, people can go, oh my God, I can't believe all these years I've been lying to.

There's a bunch of people out there. You ever look at hashtag space is fake? No. You want to see a failure of the American educational system? Yeah. Google hashtag space is fake and start reading. Reading on YouTube and Instagram and fucking Twitter. All these knuckleheads that really think that space is fake.

Right. Space is fake. It's not really the moon. It's not really 260,000 miles away or whatever the fuck it is. Look, hashtag space is fake. Let's say, for example. So many of them. Coincidence?

Let's say, for example, the world is flat, right? Let's give them that. I feel so dumb. But if it is so what well i mean you still gotta go talking about before though about conspiracy theories about we like them they're fun you want to solve the puzzle and if listen let's be honest most of the people look there's some people that just love conspiracy theories yeah but most of the people look to some people that just love conspiracy theories yeah but most of the people that get really attached to some of the really dumb ones hmm they don't they're not doing so well in life okay they're not they're not

they're not thriving they're they're they're knuckleheads yeah and knuckleheads get attached to these certain kinds of ideas yeah and then if they could just prove that all this is bullshit it doesn't matter how well you're doing right just a fucking world they've been lying to us man this whole time the stars are not really stars yeah the lanterns being hung from some ceiling it's like look man you could you can go deep on this and find people that are varying levels of intelligence yeah i believe dumber and dumber things but you you'll tap into some conspiracy stuff, right? Occasionally, yeah.

Yeah. Some of them are legit. So what do you go into and you're like, I kind of buy some of this? I want to know what the deep state really is. Can we tell them what I texted you one time? Which one thing? Dude, so there's no sports, so I have nothing else. So I just start getting into conspiracies.

And every time I think I'm going too far, I'll like text Joe. And I remember I texted you. I was like, bro, what do you think about this Tom Hanks is a pedophile stuff? I think you called me. I think you were so concerned. You just called me. And think you were so concerned. You just called me and you're like, dude, what are you reading?

What is going? Pump the fucking brakes. For whatever reason on the internet, it became a thing to write in Tom Hanks' comments the photo that he's a pedophile. Dude, I don't know what started. Do you know what started that? I think it was this pizza. I don't know what happened,

but someone sent me something. I started going in on it. And then I think it was this pizza. I don't know what happened, but someone sent me something. I started going in on it. And then I remember I came across something. It was like, yeah, and that's why him and his wife, Rita Wilson, have coronavirus or something. And I remember going to you and I was like, is his wife's last name really Wilson? And you're like, yeah. I'm like, like the fucking volleyball. I'm like, what is happening right now?

Dude, what's going on? That's the problem. That's how it works, bro. That's how it works. That's how it fucking works. You almost lost me, dude. Or we could be in the Matrix. Keep going.

We could be in a simulation. If there is a simulation one day, it's going to be impossible to tell. They're going to get it to a point. Have you ever done any VR? You ever fucked with VR at all? Dude, I bought the sets. Ah. I saw you got the Oculus out there.

I got the same one. Yeah. Obsessed. It's pretty amazing, right? It is. It's the pyramids. That's the second thing that I saw in my life, the VR headsets. The second thing I saw was like, this makes me question reality.

It's crazy. Dude, picking up the things? Mm was like this makes me question. Yeah, it's crazy to picking up the things. That's nuts Yeah, picking up the fake gun or picking up the ball throwing it I watch that Alex Honnold thing, you know with the guy who like climbs with no ropes or whatever free solo There's a five minute version you could watch on the VR and you're up there with him Looking down It's unreal. I can't do that that one i get sweaty hands just watching his videos oh yeah like watching a youtube video literally makes my hands start perspiring i mean i'm afraid

it's big time he's so calm yeah crazy something's off right he's really nice man super normal like when you talk to him nothing seems off at all no like he seems like a guy who enjoys the challenge but like fear receptors or something like that you know like no because he's had moments he's had some moments where he's like generally the only time where you should be freaked out is when something's going wrong he goes most of the time it's really mellow but he he climbs this kind of shit that's too crazy going this way man yeah yeah he's going up at an angle. Yeah, it's nuts. He's hard to handle. But go deep state. I don't know, man.

I mean, we were talking earlier about George Soros videos and all these people that think that someone's pulling the strings from behind the scenes. You know, the more I see crazy shit like the Jeffrey Epstein thing where, I mean, again, I didn't watch much of the documentary because it was bumming me out. Some of those 17-year-old girls talk about. Heavy, heavy. Yeah. And some of them are 11 and 12. I'm like, what? Heavy.

12-year-old girls? Wild. And he was purposely targeting them. But he also had Bill Clinton fly to his island 20 times you know he had all these different people flew on his planes he had all these celebrities hillary flew there all these scientists all these actors like what is that who does that why what what's going on there like was there some grand scheme to compromise those people, to get those people on his side? Whose side is his side?

You know, who worked for him? Bro, he had a photo of Bill Clinton in his foyer of his house. Yeah, dressed up as a— With a dress on, like a woman, pointing at him like this. Like, what better way to say, I fucking own you, bitch. I got you. I own you, bitch. My curiosity is this,

and this is just from watching the, I watched the thing, and again, I don't know, a lot of people listening right now know way more about this. Anytime I have questions, it's either you or Tim Dillon, I call up Timmy,

and Timmy fucking goes in. Tim will go in forever. Oh, he's great. He is. If you think what you see in the videos is any different than him, you got another thing coming. He brought me a book

the first time I met him. He came on the podcast. A book on conspiracy theories. He's like, we're trying to get you back in. We're trying to bring you back in there. But that's genuinely him. This is him. Unapologetically authentically him. Great stuff. Go check out Tim if you guys haven't.

But he was breaking down some interesting things with as far as this goes, right? I'm just watching this documentary and it's blaming everything on Epstein. And I'm like, okay, this guy's the fucking criminal mastermind. Really?

Like he's the, he's the criminal mastermind, but he's doing all the secretarial shit. I can't, I can't believe that. Right. And then they introduced this other guy, this like less Wexner guy,

the guy that owns like Victoria's secret and that kind of stuff. Right. And they like introduce him quick and they kind of like make it seem they go uh oh he was actually um i think i guess epstein was like his only money manager or something like that like he managed his wex's money right and then there's a clip of wexner going you know i was tricked and i was manipulated and like they have these other guys going oh my god epstein is the most manipulative person in the world he charms you so much it's really setting it up like he tricked the billionaire into giving him tons of money. At the end of the documentary, this girl, maybe you can get this picture up.

The girl paints a picture and shows people, right? It's the last episode at the end. And she just painted a picture of her experience there, right? In the picture, it's her experience, all the things that were going on, all these like fucked up characters, etc. They're talking about the picture and they use this section where they talk about Epstein, right? Epstein's off to the right. He's on a fucking UFO. He's not even centerfold in the picture.

He's barely in the picture. He's barely in the picture. Ghislaine, the girl, who's like, here's a comment. She is front and center. And then below her, I believe, is Wexner. And I'm like, hmm, that's weird. Why would you include this guy at front and center of the picture, but this guy over here, Epstein, with this whole thing,

he's the criminal mastermind, he's doing all this kind of stuff, is all by himself. That's weird. Hmm. Isn't that weird? i would have to see it in the context of her story i'd have to see it in the context of her story but yeah it is weird all of it's weird though just the fact that there was a fuck island how weird is that i mean that's but is that what they do but imagine if there was a movie yeah imagine yeah And in the movie, this guy would set up these freak parties on these islands and have all these guys fly in, scientists, celebrities, and bang 15-year-olds and film it and hold it against them.

That was the word. But if you saw a movie, you'd be like, come on, Bill Clinton's not going to fly 20 times to a fucking island. That's what makes no sense, dude. He's got girls he can call. He must. saw a movie yeah you're like come on bill clinton's not gonna fly 20 times to a fucking island that's what makes no sense dude he's got girls he can call he must yeah he needs it that bad is he really gonna fly to his fucking house but if this guy was intelligence and he let them think that they're safe don't worry no one's gonna say a fucking word everyone's on board this is fine you can let you freak out on this island. This is like the real Vegas. What happens on Fuck Island stays on Fuck Island.

This is the real deal. Like, you could, that's what they want. Look, do you know how many of those guys in the 60s, in the 70s, politicians back then, just did openly, openly had affairs, right? Like Kennedy, openly. Everyone knew it. The press all knew it. How many guys were doing that? How many mayors were doing that?

I bet a lot of them. I bet that's why they became a mayor or a fucking president in the first place. A lot of them wanted power. A lot of them are like, these politicians are like ugly actors. They want to be an actor, but they're not good looking enough, so they just pretend to be righteous. And they pretend to be the guy who's going to solve the mess. The guy's going to solve

the problem and in the meantime they're hobnobbing with industry and big bankers and celebrities are coming to their inauguration and it's a big influence party going on. Here it is. Someone explain this to me.

Whoa, is that just Lane? How do you say her name name I thought it was just Lane How is she three So she's the lizard But look who's front and fucking center Dude what is going on Look at all the heads Well that's a creepy ass picture

Right and where is Epstein Who's that guy with the blue shirt with the sandwich in his hand? I don't know. Who's that guy? I don't know. Is that John Podesta? Kevin Spacey. I don't know.

Look to the right, though. This might be him up here. No. He's in the fucking UFO, dude. Top right. You're telling me the criminal mastermind of all this is the fucking supporting act? Like, you're in the top right? Ghislaine or Ghislaine.

Why is she front and center, dog? And why does she have a body of a lizard? Like, how weird is that? She's got some creepy lizard body. I don't know. See, this is my point. Like, if you put this in a movie before all this shit had happened Before I believe it it would never believe it. I'd be like no one's that fucking manipulative

They can get all these politicians to just fly to some island and film them having sex with underage people And if they did they'd get caught someone would rat it out event and then well They caught him and they brought him to jail and oh he just died he hung himself like what oh well where's the security cameras well the security cameras weren't working it's off it's off and then no one's talking about it bro it's just we just get swept away with the news cycle new stuff this is this is the craziest thing about the nepsi thing is like they literally took el champo right and put him in that jail. Because they're like, nah, something will happen to El Chapo in Mexican jail.

Right. So they're like, we got to put him in jail where something will definitely not happen. Super top secret security clearance. The best jail. The best. The best possible jail. And then this guy just randomly. Just hangs himself.

Yeah. And the security cameras weren't working. Whoops. No big deal. Meanwhile, that Michael Baden guy, the autopsy doctor from HBO, that autopsy series, this is a guy who's worked on a bunch of high profile cases. He did the George Floyd case. Yeah.

He said the guy was murdered. He said the injuries, well, I mean, the injuries of, no, the Epstein injuries were indicative of being strangled because the bones in his neck were snapped. I was talking about Floyd, but yeah, yeah, yeah. We did that as well. Yep. More doctors have done that as well with Floyd now, with George Floyd.

More doctors have said, it's clear. You just watch it. Yeah. You can't imagine a world where that's not a homicide. It's so fucked up. But the Epstein thing, it was too low on his neck. It wasn't indicative of someone who was strangled. It was low on his neck it wasn't indicative of someone who was strangled it was indicative of or it wasn't indicative of someone hung themselves yeah it

was indicative of someone who was strangled it was low on the neck like the guy's behind him pulling his fucking neck with a wire or a rope or some shit question for you do you think they tell them yo we got the underage shorties on the island come through or do you think they say everyone here is overage. Don't worry about it. Everything's good. Then they got it videotaped, and they're like, by the way, they're all underage. I think that's more the case.

I think if I had to guess, the most nefarious version of it, I doubt, is people sitting around going, hey, do you want to bang underage girls? I think they'd probably say, hey, we're going to have this party. It's on an island. No one's going to be there but us it's fantastic it's top top shelf combinations we have girls there lovely maybe they don't even tell me if girls there I guess they probably tell me that girl hey you want to go fishing come on bro we have some jet skis dude coconut. It's gonna be sick. Fresh coconut milk. Trust me. And I think

once they get them there, they get them drinking. And then once they're drinking, it's a wrap. I bet they start partying. There's the island, man. So I think they start partying, and then the girls were probably either paid to or trained to be friendly to them. And, I mean,

the men are probably disgusting. And you got a guy like Clinton. I mean, that guy, I mean, he would fuck a warm jar of peanut butter. He's an animal. You know? I mean, he's an animal, right? That's just who he is. This is how twisted my fucking brain is. This is what happens when you're a comic and you're just trying to think about the different angle all day.

When you said fuck a warm jar of peanut butter, I'm like, what would be the best condiment to fuck? Peanut butter. Would it be peanut butter? Or would it be jam? You would need something thick and something easy and resistant. You know what you'd want? You'd want organic peanut butter because you've got to stir it.

This is why you've got to open up the comedy clubs, bro. Because otherwise we're going would talk about fucking people. Bro, just open them up. But Clinton has always been known to be a wild man. He fucks everything. He tries to fuck girls. And they yell and they scream and they run away. He's got women that have said he raped them.

I mean, he's a fucking animal. I would imagine you get that guy alone on an island. You get a couple of drinks. It's going down. And then Epstein is connected to these people who assure you, don't worry, everything's covered. This is how we do it. There's too much scrutiny out there.

You gotta be yourself, okay? Here's my question. This wasn't always scrutinized. You got songs, fucking Rolling Stones. Don't they have a song talking about banging some 15-year-old girl or something like that? I believe there's a song, right? Look it up, Rolling Stones. You have songs about people talking about-

Well, Kiss had a song called Christine 16. Dude, every movie in the 80s- She's only 17, 17. Remember that? I'm just saying, every movie in the 80s, there were like high school seniors and then like, where are the freshmen at? Yes. Right?

They're 14-year-olds. Granted, you're all in high school, but you still maybe would have college kids like for whatever. Okay. So there was a time where it was probably okay, right, to sleep with younger women, right? I'm not talking about the 11 and 12. I'm talking about teenage women.

It was probably okay. Okay. At that time, how did they compromise people? Because if we really want to know who's behind this, just figure out what they were doing before the pedophile stuff. Yeah, but they controlled the press. Like before that, no one could say anything about it. So you're saying they didn't need to compromise back in the day,

and then they were like, well, fuck, we need to find a way to compromise. Little kids. Exactly. Exactly. I feel like you always had to compromise. You always had to have something on someone. Like, you don't think that. No, I don't think so.

No? Nah. You don't think it's like coincidental that like, you know, maybe Clinton had some fucked up shit that happened in Arkansas. And they were like, all right, we're going to get you out of that. But, you know, you're going to keep on. You're going to have an interesting political career. Just look out for your boys.

I don't think so. I mean, I don't think they had film footage of it, and I think they controlled the media. But you know, the Clinton stuff goes way back. I don't know enough. Do you know the MENA Arkansas shit? No, no. Clinton was the governor of Arkansas when Barry Seals was running cocaine through MENA, Arkansas. He would go to South America, and there's all this footage.

There's a great movie about it with Tom Cruise. That's the— Yes, that's about Barry Seals. Okay. And that was a real guy who was a pilot who would fly back with coke, and they would drop the coke off in MENA, Arkansas, okay? And they dropped the coke off, and these two kids found it. They found the drop.

They murdered these two kids, and they said the kids committed suicide. The kids were doing drugs. They fell asleep on the train tracks. They just made this shit up, right? So when they did the autopsy on the kids, and they said, oh, the kids died of suicide. They got high, and they slept on the train tracks. The parents are like, that's not our kids. Our kids would not do that.

So they do a separate autopsy, separate independent autopsy, and they find knife wounds in these kids. Bro. So the kids have been murdered. It gets worse. So then Barry Seals agrees to sell everybody out. So he agrees to testify. sell everybody out. So he agrees to testify.

He is on his way to the courtroom with George Bush's phone number in his fucking pocket when he's gunned down in his car. Yeah, he's assassinated on his way to testify. A guy who's an absolute, and also in the movie, the Tom Cruise movie,

they showed Bill Clinton parted him. He got caught for something, Bill Clinton parted him. Whoa. What if? Yeah yeah what if compromising people saves their life what if back in the day you're like yo if you talk i'm gonna kill you actually i think you're gonna talk you're dead like that's what the mafia does right they're like you're gonna snitch we're killing you any gangs whatever you're gonna say we're gonna kill you but what if their technique is like dude i'm tired of killing people you're gonna fuck some kids or you're gonna do something that you do not want

getting out there yes you better not tell yes well you got to think a guy like a prominent big-time politician they know so much about so many people and so many different things that are wrong yeah so many different things that are illegal so get him to a kid you got to wonder about anthony wiener keep keep going anthony weiner was the guy that was showing that dang he was showing that dang yeah and he was uh married did you see it not to distract i didn't look at his cock i heard he had a good size cock i'm looking at famous dick look he's a fucking bold man and he was an amazing speaker okay yeah yeah and they were worried about him they were thinking this motherfucker could be a big-time politician.

So we need to compromise his ass. So I don't know whether he was just a freak or whether this is how he's always been and this is his kink, but he likes sexting with underage girls. Bad. So they put him in fucking jail for it. Bad. But here's what's interesting about it. The very laptop that he was using to sext with these underage girls also has Hillary Clinton's emails on it. That was part of the problem.

His wife was communicating with Hillary Clinton. Joe, we need a... I was getting to that. I just had it ready. FBI communication of discovery of Hillary Clinton emails on Anthony Weiner's laptop computer. Clinton emails on Anthony Weiner's laptop computer. They found her important emails on the laptop that he's using

to sext with these underage girls to have these messages. It's convenient, isn't it? Look, I'm not saying he didn't do it, because I think he did, because he sent pictures of him with his dick. I think he's a freak. I think, like I said, they're ugly

actors. Their people are ugly. I think the guy's a comic. That's what I think. Who, Wiener? Wiener. He's a comic. Just nobody ever taught him how to do comedy. So he just expressed his freakitude in terrible, awful ways. But there's a picture of him. He's got his

phone up like this, and he's got his hog, like half hard, in his underwear, lying there. Yeah. And he's got his hog like half hard in his underwear lying there. And I think he was like lying with one of his kids. That's foul. It's crazy. That's weird. He's sending these to girls just all willy nilly. Do you know how nuts that is?

That he just doesn't even know these gals. So maybe he was just a sex addict. Maybe he was a sexting addict with underage girls. See, there's a picture of his hog and his kid asleep. See right there? Right there? Question. Mm-hmm. And now you got me on this fucking rabbit hole, dog. But look at those selfies. No, no, I see it.

But go back to, look at the upper left-hand corner. Like, he was a freak. Okay? It's not like he's getting roped in. He was a freak. He was clearly a freak. There was something about him that was a freak. Okay? It's not like he's getting roped in. He was a freak. He was clearly a freak. There was something about him that was a freak. But also, I mean, he's sexting with a 15-year-old. Did he know she was 15?

That's the other question. Did he? Was he aware of the age? Maybe they edited it. Who knows? Like guilty. Yeah. Or maybe that's a picture he sent to his wife.

Or maybe they told you to kill him. Wait, what? Who knows? That's what they do. But maybe that was a picture he sent to his wife. And they're like, no, we're going to send that to a to a 15 year old because now we got your laptop we could do whatever and then we got some worse shit on you and you're gonna take this little charge right here before we tell you what we're really up to he was very bombastic and very argumentative in the senate

and he would yell and scream and the senator is out of order the senator would yield the floor and he had this way of talking very powerful speaker do you go ahead jamie he knew he knew yeah i don't want to we don't need to get into this but i don't want to know that's gross yeah so okay maybe there's a culture of these creepy guys doing this shit to younger girls in in in politics yeah there's a culture of that. Maybe he's an example of that culture. Yeah, it's like, it's not that like, it's not like politics makes you do that.

It's politics has something that is enticing to those type of people, which is obviously power. It's like the Catholic church doesn't make you touch kids, but if you did want to touch kids and you want some smokescreen, okay, here's a perfect situation.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do know what you mean. Like, I don't think Catholicism makes you do that. But if you did want to do it, that would be the perfect place to go. I think one of the ways that Catholicism does do that is you go there when you're young

and you get molested and then you think that that's normal. Right, right, right. And then you start molesting other kids. Right, right, right. That is one thing that does happen young and you get molested and then you think that that's normal and then you start molesting other kids. That is one thing that does happen to people that get molested. There's not just a high rate of them molesting others. There's a high recidivism rate but there's a very high rate of them molesting people as

well. That's one of the horrible... It's almost like you're a vampire when you do that to some kids. It's like you put it a vampire when you do that to some kids. It's like you put it in them, and then they go out and perpetrate the same evil that was done to them. That's a good way of putting it. It is like that in a way because you hear all these stories about guys who molest kids who were molested. Yeah.

But, you know, so I don't – I think there's a sickness when someone wants to fuck a 15 year old even if you want to text them and pretend yeah you want to fuck a 15 year old yeah especially a guy with kids yeah it's just yeah it's just so fucking but how many of them were there like I I told you about that Breitbart Podesta quote yeah we talked about that yeah like that's a crazy quote yeah I don't know if it's true i don't know what the fuck if do you believe it i don't know what to believe and this is after all of this here jamie i'm gonna send you this i'm gonna airdrop this to you i'll just text it to you hold on one second i'm peeing go pee all right we're back and Less pee. Feel better? Oh, dude, so much. Anyway, so we're talking about creeps and people who want to fuck kids.

Yeah. Here, this is a thing that Andrew Breitbart tweeted in 2011 before he died. How prog guru John Podesta isn't household name as world-class underage sex slave op cover upper defending unspeakable dregs escapes me. Right. Now, what does that mean? What does that mean? Maybe Breitbart's crazy? Maybe he's crazy.

I would have thought. Why do all these crazy people die randomly? It's kind of weird, right? Weird. Right after they accuse people of shit. Isn't that crazy? So odd. That's so crazy.

But you know what? It's like Tom Hanks' wife being named Rita Wilson. Dude. It's just a coincidence. It's just a coincidence, dude. You know what? Before, I mean, you got to do a bit about it, but you were saying how like there's no more crazy, right?

We're just talking about just random things. And you're like, what happens is just crazy. And back in the day, maybe we put too many things under the umbrella of crazy, right? Maybe. And now, maybe way back in the day when it was just anybody who was like you're left-handed you're fucking crazy like right yeah right and now we don't put enough in crazy well with there's certain things that we exempt from possibility of crazy but this is something we always allow is crazy right like yeah oh that's crazy right it's like that's crazy that

can't be real yep yep if you call out somebody and you end up getting murked and you're like, maybe there's a coincidence going on there. What are you, crazy? Yeah. You must be insane to think. Well, there's a bunch of those, man. That's when Seth Rich got murdered. Everybody was worried about that. What's that? Seth Rich. He was the guy that supposedly, according to WikiLeaks, he gave them the information on the DNC being corrupt and Hmm. rigging the vote with, uh-

Oh, with Hillary Clinton when they conspired against Bernie Sanders. That's when Donna Brazile wrote about it in her book when Seth Rich was murdered. She got really scared. Right.

She was a top operative. What do you think, what if we sat down with the deep state, right? Or the powers be, whoever doing all this like a kid fucking for. What would it look like?

What would they look like yeah what would the deep state look like um oh that's a good question i don't know dude like who are they who are they dude and how do you get the job and like how do you like move up in it like like you've been really deep bro we want to give you a raise hey dude you've been going deep yeah how do you is it bankers is it all like no-name bankers that none of us know who they are I went on a fucking it was bad. You're gonna rabbit hole. I went on there's this guy named Bill still Pleased interview bill still oh no he'd back in the day did this documentary I don't know if it was like PBS or something like that. It was just about

The banking institutions and how they've been controlling every policy decision back into the 1700s and then before that in Europe and how these few banking families have all kind of worked together. And then anybody who criticizes the banks and try to breaks up the banks, they're remembered poorly in history. I believe that. Andrew Jackson, for example, he got rid of the Fed. He killed the banks. And he's remembered, he has the worst reputation as a president, right? Oh, he's that racist president. All the other presidents had slaves.

But Andrew Jackson, he was really racist about it. Really? Dude, this guy bills still. So I'll send you a link. I mean, it probably only has like 40,000 views. But it was for television. It was on some sort of, I don't know. What is PBS?

Just like regular broadcasting. Channel 1? But yeah, and I just watched it and I was like, oh, this is really fascinating. Just like learning about money, learning about like fractional reserve lending and just like these interesting things that like make the economy go and like how it works. When you find out that the Bilderberg group is real, you're like, wait, what? The Bilderberg group is the group that- They get together. Oh, the Jekyll Island thing. Well, that is, isn't that how the IRS was formed?

Isn't that Jekyll? Boy, we're so dumb. No, it's how currency, there was something about the, yeah. He basically makes this- Jekyll Island is a different- He makes this correlation where any president who tried to create currency that wasn't dependent on the

banks got murked and then i go and i'm looking at this i'm like yeah lincoln what did lincoln do lincoln do that and then he goes you know why our money's green because in the civil war he went to the banks and asked for a loan for the civil war and they were like it's gonna be 20 25 interest on the loan he was like nah fucking i'm i'm printing my own shit the greenbacks and I'm printing my own shit, the greenbacks. Well. Really? And then some fucking actor shoots him.

Why would an actor care about slavery? Like, you're some theater nerd. You're some theater dork. Come on, dude. Doesn't it seem weird? I know I'm getting really conspiratorial, but like. Yeah, but you're allowed to with Lincoln. It's like it's long enough ago.

It doesn't matter. Yeah, you can get away with that. You're telling me, just imagine a theater nerd. Let's go, like, who's the biggest theater nerd right now? Like, give me a- Patton Oswalt? There's another interesting type show. John Wilkes Booth's brother was also a famous actor in New York. Yeah.

And I think it was the week before Lincoln was killed, he saved his son from getting hit by a car. Randomly. As though that's a random occurrence. And this is back in the day. There was barely any cars. Fun fact on the booth. Yeah.

There was no cars back in the day. Let me double check that. I think it was that. It might have been a car. The car's going 20 miles per hour. There was no car. There was no car. Yeah, like a bit of a buggy or something like that. Yeah.

Okay. I was like, a car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1865? I'm just saying, isn't it? Isn't it? Yeah. A-woo-ah. A-gy or something like that. Okay. I was like, car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1865? I'm just saying, isn't it? Yeah. It's wild though, right? Yeah.

So check this guy Bill's. I don't even know if he's still alive. I don't think he got murked. But he was really passionate about it. And he's really passionate about breaking the bank and not having our sales be tied to these banking institutions that dictate monetary policy. Well, wasn't that a part of Kennedy as well? Of course, Kennedy. I got that, bro. He wanted to get rid of

the Federal Reserve. Everyone that wants to get rid of it, and if they get close, adios. Bro, the way he puts it, who else got shot? Oh, he got shot, Jackson. He got shot, but he lived. Reagan. He got shot

by a psycho. But they're all psychos. They're crazy yes they're all crazy when they need to be crazy oh well you got to read this book called chaos go oh my god oh my god it's about charles manson right starts out about charles manson wasn't he wasn't he like a oh yeah cia yeah yeah Yeah, he was a prisoner who they gave acid to and they trained him how to do that to other people So he took these impressionable youths Yeah And dosed him up with acid yeah And then he would like pretend he was taking it and he would guide them and tell him what to do and then he had

Him go out and murder people so and every time he got arrested they let him out of jail There's a guy named Tom O'Neill who started his book Yeah, he started his book as a story that he was writing for Premiere Magazine. But as he dug deeper and deeper into the case he was like, what the fuck is going on? Well, how about this? There's a free clinic in Haight-Ashbury that the CIA

operated under with this program where they were doing tests on people. Doing tests on hippies and giving them acid. Until his book comes out. His book comes acid. Yep. Until his book comes out. His book comes out. Three months after his book comes out, the clinic goes out of business. This is a clinic that had been in operation for 50 fucking years.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a tricky, dude, it's a tricky thing, right? It's like, my girl said something interesting to me, you know, because there's all these like serial killer documentaries on like, um, on Netflix and that kind of stuff. Right. Yeah. And, and I'm like, like, are there serial killers in other places?

Like, why do we just have it here? Like, or do they have it in London? Do they have it in like Paris? Like Jack the Ripper. Well, Jack the Ripper. Right. And then like after that, I don't think there was a lot of ripping. Right.

Like I think like he did it and then there's no more ripping. I don't know. And then I'm like, and then she goes this, and she just goes, honestly, I think it was all the acid. And I go, what do you mean? She goes, well, they're doing all these drugs in the 60s and 70s, and all of a sudden in the 80s, they just start, like, tearing through women, and they're just, all these serial killers that pop up out of nowhere.

And I'm like, holy shit. Well, you know, that's the- Were the people they experimented on? Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber. And they didn't talk about this in the Netflix documentary. The Netflix documentary, they kind of briefly touched upon that about drugs. They used

just the random word drugs or the blanket word drugs. But he was a part of the Harvard LSD experiment. He was a part of these... They talked about the psychological experiments they did where they were breaking him down for three years.

But he was already a little loony to begin with. And then they fucked with him for three years and probably force fed him acid. They did it to a lot of people. There was a thing called Operation Midnight Climax they did back then where they would run whorehouses. They would run whorehouses. But they're not even hiding it. I know.

It's the most obvious name for the bucket. Well, the other one was MKUltra. That's the one I heard about. MKUltra was the mind control experiment. Yeah. But a part of MKUltra was Operation Midnight Climax. Okay. And they did this in San Francisco as well.

The same people that were involved in that clinic were also involved, and they would make these brothels, and then they would hire these ladies to come in and have sex with these guys and they would dose the guys up with acid. So these guys would go in thinking they're going to just get some sex. Then they got the greatest sex ever. Have a drink. And they'd be on acid just tripping their balls off

and then they would just run experiments on these fucking guys. What are you going to do? Tell people? You're going to tell people you went to a whorehouse, you got drugged? Really? Is that what happened? So here's my question to you. Let's say that we're in charge of like a nation building What are you going to do? Tell people? You're going to tell people you went to a whorehouse, you got drugged? Really? Is that what happened? Is that what happened, really? So here's my question to you. Let's say that we're in charge of like a nation building or whatever it is. Like let's say we're deep state, right?

Deep state. And we are tasked with keeping America on top by any means necessary. This is a good argument. Okay? Yeah. You and I. Right. Our families, our kids, everything is dependent on us developing the coolest, well, I don't

want to use the term cool, but most effective weapons of manipulation to maintain our status in the world. And because of that, we get to live the lives that we get to live. And if we don't do it, there are other countries that are doing the exact same thing. And the second we slip,'re gonna body us, right? Would you go so far? Would you go so far as to do these types of things the right answer is obviously no But if you knew the exact same experiment was happening in China right now and the second they figured it out

They were gonna find ways to manipulate the powers that be and then the next trip of political Politician ends up in China all of a sudden they get doused with some shit, now they're controlled. I don't know exactly how it works. This is the argument to accept some sort of a new world order or accept some sort of a totalitarian regime that controls the people the same way China controls the people because otherwise we can't compete with them.

Keep going. China has this connection between the big businesses and corporations in China and the military and the government. They're all connected. It's one thing. There's not two things. It's not like you have a business and then there's the government. No, your business is a part of the government. If you're wanting Huawei, you're hand in hand with the Chinese government. The only way the United States is going to compete is if we run things over here the way they run things over there, because they can

cut corners take chances they have mass surveillance on their people that way it keeps things running smoother and there's oh well they also have covet tracking we need to track you we need to track you put a chip there's an issue put a chip in your hand not a chip we don't need a chip you got your phone you ain't leaving that alone that's right you never you never needed a chip. Exactly. You don't need a chip. Just get them addicted to a game. Question. Or TikTok. Don't you think we... That's right.

Chinese government. Chinese government, yeah. I've been killing it with TikTok. I'm not going to lie. I got to tell you. I got some good ones. But okay, here's the thing. Don't you think we're already there?

And let me clarify. Okay. Do you really think Google isn't sitting down with the U.S. government and the U.S. government isn't going, we're going to need access to all that? I mean, we'll pretend like you guys are operating by yourself, but y'all know what time it is. Well, for sure they do.

And Google's actually sat down with the Chinese government. And the argument of censoring over there was that if we don't, they're just going to steal our intellectual property and just remake Google in a Chinese government. And the argument of censoring over there was that if we don't, they're just going to steal our intellectual property and just remake Google in a Chinese form. We need to work with them. Well, you don't need to do anything, Google. You want to work with them. No, no, no, we need to.

We need to. We don't have enough money. We need more. We need more. I just think, I wonder that even like... A jillion dollars. Like with Elon, even with Elon, it's like you reach a certain level,

you must have, look, if I'm the guy, if I'm Deep State, right? And I know we got this smart South African dude, right? And he can invent anything, he can do all this cool shit. And I'm gonna be like, all right, yeah, bring him over here. And he's like, well, maybe I wanna go, you know, sell some shit to Saudi Arabia.

And I'll be like, maybe you don't. You know what I'm saying? Like that, too. And he's like, yeah, just as simple as that. He's like, I'm going to go on Joe Rogan's podcast and smoke weed. You're like, do whatever the fuck you want. We don't care about the stock prices. I just wonder if the exchange is, hey, we need some cool rockets.

We need some great shit. And if you have any ideas, throw them our way first. What are those network deals? First right of refusal? Development deal. No, no, not development. First right of refusal. It's like, yo, if you build some shit that's fire, we look at it first.

If we don't like it, sell it to Saudi Arabia. But we look at it. We got it first. And if we ever need some real dope shit, you make it. Now, what is the exchange? If you want to keep your factory open during COVID, you get to do that. I think he's got so much influence and they realize that their law was stupid. It was stupid, but most places are still closed.

And he was like, yo, I'm staying open. And then the government was like, all right, you're staying open. Why are you staying open? Because I need to make cars. The California state government, because other governments were allowing him to open. So this is not deep state shit. This is like a state to state thing. He could have that much influence.

Hey, y'all come on over here. By all means. And we have oil. Yeah. We'll still let you do it. There are states that were willing to let him rock and roll. But wouldn't you do that? Wouldn't you do that with like a Bezos?

Like, wouldn't you go, hey guys, operate? I guess what I'm trying to say is there's this structure in America, right, where at the bottom you have no power and it fucking sucks and you're just barely surviving. You make some money. You're good. Your life is good, but you're still attached to your job. You need to do that in order to survive.

You get into the millions, 10 millions, 100 millions, right? And you actually have freedom. And the second you get into the billions you get a knock on the door where it's like you got a lot you got a lot of stuff and we're gonna need to have some conversations about how you use that stuff and the people you talk to and the deals that you do because you got too much power like i'm shocked like for years i've been shocked even with this platform i'm like how is there one guy that can speak to the whole world and the u.s government isn't fucking surveilling you and having drones everywhere watch the show it's

anyone can get it oh that's a good point you're not hiding no that's the it's like there's freedom in in uh exposing yes you can really be free if you just give. Also, I'm a fucking cage fighting commentator. Who's going to listen to me? Dude, what if you're deep state? That was really your smoke screen? Imagine if you just got really good at these things just so you could be deep state. The problem is that's not how people get good at things.

You don't get good at things from no motivation. You'd never be able to compete with guys who are out there really hustling. You have to be really hustling. And then they bring you to Fuck Island. They give videos. Do you think,

I have a question about MMA for you. Okay. Why do we keep hearing about the underpaying stuff? Well, right now, in particular, there's probably less money because the fighters

have to um there's no gate there's no live gate yeah there's no live gate and that's an extreme amount of money but there's also fighters that agree to certain deals they agree to like an eight fight deal x amount per fight and then they become more popular and then they want to renegotiate their deal. Yeah. And the UFC is like, look, we're just trying to stay open. Yep. We're not going to renegotiate anything.

So they're like, yeah. You can take it or you can leave it, but this is what it is. Yeah. I think it's a matter of that. But looking at it from the fighter's perspective, fighters would be certainly better off if there was more competition. That's always how it works. Yep.

So whether it's Bellator or 1FC or all these different companies, the more of those there are, the more World Series of Fighting, the more Professional Fighting League, whatever the fuck it's called now, the more those rise, the better it is for everyone.

It's just how it is. It's like if there's only improvs and then you get banned from the improvs, you're fucked. But if you got funny bones, if you got some theaters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's exactly like that. You know, I've seen that happen before with people. Yeah.

I've seen that happen with comedy clubs and I've seen that happen with fighting too. You get banned from a big organization and then you're fucked, man. Nobody's, like, it's not a monopoly in that you do have choices, but there's one clear top of the food chain choice. But it's because they do it the best. They're also the only ones

that are having fights during this quarantine. The only people that are putting on any live sporting events. It's amazing. But they're also a part of a company

in WME that's hurting and needs it really, really bad. So there's not a lot of money to throw around. To keep the doors open,

to keep people employed, a lot of money is missing. All these shows got cancelled. There's all these audience members that aren't going to be there buying tickets. So it's tricky, man. So this is why I think they're complaining about fighter pay.

I think they should get paid more. I think everybody should get paid more. I think it's a crazy way to make a living. I think you should get the most amount of money you can possibly get. But it's also a business. And I think that if they are struggling as much as I think they are, I don't talk finances with them, but I know the WME people who own it, they're hurting bad. They're laying people off.

Most businesses are hurting. All the entertainment business is fucked. Live Nation's fucked. All these people are fucked. Yeah, big time. So what do they do? That's what i think but yeah you know when it comes to me as a as a human that likes fighting i i know how fucking dangerous that shit is you should get paid an incredibly

generous amount of money to step into a cage fight for millions of people to see yeah yeah it is interesting because you have um you have this situation where like the quality of the fights is undeniably better because it's not in the free market you have people that are really good at picking out fights and for the most part I say this is a boxing fan right so I grew up in boxing where there are tons of different divisions or tons of some companies if you all WBC WBO all these different promoters and sometimes they do sometimes they don't right but like it's a mess and then sometimes what happens is you have guys who are like really boring fighters but they get a position where they have the belt and then it actually hurts the sport in a way but

they earned it and they deserve it so as like a sportsman i'm like they deserve to have it like a lot of people i love floyd mayweather. I think he's the best fighter in the history of fighting, right? I think he's actually one of the greatest people at their job ever. Like, I think he's Michael Jordan of boxing. He's one of the, without a doubt, one of the greatest boxers, if not the greatest boxer

that has ever lived. He's unbelievable. 50-0. But he, for average people, fought, for me, I loved it, but for average people thought it was boring, so he loved it. But for average people, I thought it was boring. So he needed the antics. Yeah. He needed to get people angry at him. Yeah.

They get – right? And it worked. But the thing is with the UFC is I'll watch guys I don't fucking know and I'll enjoy it. And I feel like I don't know if that's just because of the sport but also because of the way that they're matching the fighters. And it's not specifically, hey, you're ranked here, you're ranked here, we have to match you. Part of it is, you're ranked here, you're ranked here, but also your styles would make something interesting.

So I wonder if it's- You're correct. No. Do you think it's better to not be completely free market? Do you think it's better to have the fights for the quality of the sport. If you're a fan, it's certainly better for you if the fighters get... if they all get together in one organization and then that organization makes them fight each other.

That way there's not as many dream matchups you never get to see. Right. Like, one of the things that everybody got upset was by the time Floyd fought Manny Pacquiao, it was, like, past Manny's prime, and Manny had a bum shoulder and all these different things.

Yeah. We would have liked to see that fight five years earlier. And the UFC. That fight gets made. Easily. Yeah. It gets made, but it gets to a situation where a guy like John Jones says,

Hey, I've got a contract for light heavyweight fights, but you know, what do you want to give me to fight Francis Ngannou? Cause I want a lot of fucking money. Cause that guy's terrifying. Yeah. And,

uh, they say, well, you get what you're paid in your contract. That's what you get. And he's like, well, I'm not fighting then.

And they go, okay. It is interesting. See, that's one of those situations where I don't know who's right or who's wrong because I don't know how much money they would make for that. If there's no audience, let's say the Francis and Gano fights a big fight and it gets like 500,000 pay-per-views, 600,000, 700,000 pay-per-views.

That's a lot of pay-per-views. Yep. But a live gate? How much in the hole are they? How much money in the hole are they? Right? How hard is it to make money right now? How much can you afford?

How much do they make? I don't know these answers. How much do they make for a pay-per-viewer? 700,000 buys, a million buys. How much do they make? I don't know these answers. How much do they make for a pay-per-viewer? 700,000 buys, a million buys. How much do they make? What's the overhead? I mean, I don't know. It's less, but it's not.

I mean, it has to be less because you're not maintaining these venues. The venues are much smaller. You have to pay way less people. That being said, the ticket prices, like the LiveGate. LiveGate's big. 20,000 people, people 18 000 people all spending on average 150 a ticket and on top of that there's merch there's all sorts of shit there's you know i'm sure they probably get some sort of a food and all that stuff yeah so there's a lot of money and

then there's also they had to operate they didn't fire anybody it's one thing about the ufc they would not fire people so they stayed open wouldn't wouldn't fire anybody while they were going on for months just paying people trying to figure out how to put this together and make fights happen they tried to do that one at the Indian place Tai Chi Palace in Lemoore California they are real close doing that but then the fucking governor got a hold of the head of Disney and Eisner and they called Dana White and they told the pull out pull out okay so they the head of Disney and Eisner, and they called Dana White, and they told them to pull out. Pull out!

Okay, so they back out of that, and then two weeks later, Florida's like, come on in. So then we do one in Florida with no audience. I love it. And then finally they're allowing us to do them at the Apex Center in Vegas. I think right now it's a triage. They're trying to stop the bleeding, and they're trying to patch back up the sport. WME and the UFC. The UFC is operating with full costs for months.

Right. Without any money coming in at all. So you have to think that. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. It's like WME, I think, paid $4 billion or something for them or something like that. A little more than that. So they have this giant monthly nut they have to cover every month.

And people, I guess, don't realize is like an agency makes money off of the commission of their clients. And if their clients can't work because of corona, the agency has no revenue coming in. None. Zero. There's no TV. I guess there's some TV shows getting made, but like still they're not doing production on like films or anything like that. Yeah. No.

Yeah. It is interesting. interesting well they're starting to do uh films next week they are it's coming back what was your thought till somebody gets sick and then you're liable that's the tricky thing it's like they don't want god forbid somebody ends up one of these like and nba coaches who's old god forbid Greg Popovich, who's fucking 70, gets corona. Death. It is. And now you want to be the NBA commissioner that killed Greg Popovich?

Oh, my God. Or be a UFC promoter that a fighter gets sick, goes home, and kills his mom who works with him. Maybe your mom helps cook for you. Your mom gets sick. Maybe your mom's helping you in camp your mom gets sick and dies from corona because they had the fights i mean i don't think that's going to happen i think particularly now when you're hearing these reports of the cases

diminishing the the viral load that they're finding like in italy is so small yeah it's barely detectable. Yeah. You know, the, the hope is that same shit happens here as it gets hot out. That Italy thing was so funny. Why is it funny? It's cause like they said that the, the symptoms of Corona were like,

you couldn't taste and smell. And Italy was like the first country. There was like, it's a pandemic. Like everybody inside, we can't eat. We can't taste pasta. We gotta get a pot of this. And Italy was like the first country. There was like, it's a pandemic. Everybody inside. We can't eat. We can't taste pasta.

We got to get a pot of this. We can't smell great food. Exactly. And then people in Sweden, which has like trash cuisine anyway. They're just like, yeah, let it rip. Who gives a fuck? What do the English say? We're going to take it on the chin.

Right. What are we living for anyway? Yeah. Our food tastes like shit. Swedish meatballs. They are good meatballs. They do meatballs, they are good meatballs. They do. They do have good meatballs. And then there's all this concern that they're doing it wrong

or they're doing it right. We need to watch Sweden. Look, Sweden's fine. Why can't we do it like Sweden? No, the death rate is very high. The death toll, all of it. Was it high? Comparatively, I think it's higher.

I think letting it burn through the city is comparatively higher. Right. I think the question is, what would you rather have? Would you rather have the freedom to decide for yourself and know that there's some risks involved? Yeah. Or would you rather have the government lock everything down, save people's lives for now, but then the economy crashes? government, lock everything down, save people's lives for now, but then the economy crashes. And for every unemployment rate, there's some sort of a graph that they use or some sort of an equation.

But for every percentage, the unemployment rate goes up. More people are unemployed. X amount of people die. X amount of people die. That's a fact. They know that roughly. And this is not taken into account at all. The deaths that we're looking at are only the deaths due to disease. That's a fact. They know that roughly. Yeah. And this is not taken into account at all.

The deaths that we're looking at are only the deaths due to disease. Yeah, that's why you know it's been politicized because the politicians aren't going to be accountable for the deaths because of unemployment because they could blame it on the pandemic. But they will be responsible for the deaths from corona if they're opening up too early. Dude, they should have quarantined sick people and high risk people people that have uh illnesses pre-existing conditions old people people that are vulnerable we could have done that that could have been done if if all these people right that have gone out and marched right i mean like just yesterday we were at a march in santa barbara right we're in the crowd right we're talking to folks like do you think if nobody ends up getting corona or the numbers don't spike that high, we'll forever lose, or at least for our lives, lose faith in what our public health sector tells us we need to be concerned about? I think already people are losing faith.

But especially after this right now. Especially. Yeah, especially. now like this is especially yeah especially but i think people have already when when they find out how many people actually got it versus how many people died versus what they thought how many people are going to get it versus how many people i mean it's a tiny fraction they keep they keep trying to scare us have you seen the image of downtown la yesterday it was it's wild yeah there's an overhead view i saw you could see 50 000 people filling the street it's crazy yeah they don't get it, nobody has it. It's not real. It's not real.

You're going to get a call, bro. You're going to get a call from the FBI. I wonder what the numbers are going to be, man, in two weeks. I mean, are we going to have a sharp increase in deaths in two weeks because of these protests? Dude, you know how I knew that I wasn't taking it seriously? Dude, you know how I knew that I wasn't taking it seriously? Because, like, for the first maybe two weeks, I washed my hands after I peed. And then after a while, you're like, I'm done.

I'm like, man, I'm good, bro. Just right now when we peed, I only washed my hands. I actually walked out, and I realized you were still in there. So you washed your hands? Yeah. That's a closet guy move move but that's how I knew it wasn't I was like

whatever dude but that doesn't make any sense what if it was the plague what do you mean what if it really was real what if it really was something that takes like 17, 18 days and it's super contagious

and everybody gets it 17, 18 days and you're just deathly ill everybody no matter who you are and that has nothing to do with your immune system. Stop it with your health privilege.

It has to do only with this horrible... That's what I just said. I just made it up. Health privilege. That's what it is. They're shaming you for health privilege. Stay home. Save lives. Look at that. That's downtown LA. Imagine if this really was just a political

ploy to crush the economy and that they knew it wasn't going to be that bad. They knew it was going to be bad, but it didn't require shutting everything down for months and months at a time. But it's a good thing to do if you want to kill the economy, start civil unrest. Let's go deep state theory, right? Deep state. Deep state theory. Pull the strings. You know you can't let Biden debate, rightiden debate right because it's going to be a

massacre not good um i got hairy legs did you see the uh you see the clip it was great like what the fuck are you saying that's just a wild dude so you don't want him to debate, right? And whose power is actually public appearance? Whose rallies? Trump. So now you take away- The ability. The ability to go out- To have those big rallies.

And do those rallies, which are incredibly persuasive if you're someone who's on the fence. And you limit the liability that is Biden in a potential debate where he could have these gaffes, etc. Then on top of it, you have civil unrest and you blame it all on him. But here's the thing. You could see how it all played out. That guy is just a piece of shit in Minneapolis. He's not some deep state player. Who? Chauvin? Yeah. Derek Chauvin.

Just a piece of shit. Yeah. Just a piece of shit. Yeah. And he killed that guy. We all saw it. And he's got a long history. It's not like he started out as a corrupt cop. Really, he's just a deep state, long player. So in 2006, they brought him in as a Manchurian candidate.

We're going to let you marry a hot Asian. We're going to let you marry Miss Minnesota. You know his wife was Miss Minnesota. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's hot as fuck. That's the payment. She dropped him, though.

Immediately. Immediately. That's how you know it's set up deep state. So set up. Yeah, yeah. She's hot as fuck. That's the payment. She dropped him, though. Immediately. Immediately. That's how you know it's set up, Deep State. So set up, Deep State, dude. It's set up, Deep State. And then they're going to say, Could you imagine?

You can't say he's a white supremacist. He had an Asian wife. That's true. Good call. What is that thing that they do? What is it called when someone's a sleeper, when they wait for a long time

before they act? Cause the victim? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, oh. No, when someone is like, they're undercover for a long time before they act cause you to sleep. No, no, no, no, no. No, when someone is like, they're undercover for a long time and then Manchurian candidate, wasn't that the movie? No, but the Manchurian candidate is someone who's been hypnotized. The thing is like a

sleeper cell. Like someone who doesn't, they don't do anything for a long time. And they just wait and they're like, alright, we're getting close to the election. Get in there. Go kill a guy and there's a young girl who's going to film you. You're going to kill her anyway. I mean, kill him anyway. The girl was filming him.

A 17-year-old girl filming him with her camera. A 17-year-old girl got the George Floyd video. Yeah, there was a lot of people out there, wasn't there? Well, there was a 17-year-old girl's video that we all saw. Interesting, yeah. 17-year-old girl, and a lot of people were giving her a hard time. Because she didn't. Why didn't you do something?

A fucking cop. A 17-year-old girl. A grown man is killing another grown man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want her to step in? Really? Yeah, it is. Deep state.

It's all a long game. It's 4D chess. What are your thoughts on what has transpired since? Look, that gives me hope. When I see 50,000 people walking through downtown LA, all peacefully protesting, that gives me hope. There's a real chance for a real shift. A real shift. But it's also, here's the thing that bugs me.

All that money they came with to bail out all these corporations from the coronavirus, the pandemic. Why couldn't they have used that money already to bail out these inner cities? Why couldn't they have fined the money to... They have all these cities that have this systemic crime and violence and racism that's been going on forever. Forever. Places like Baltimore that are directly fucked up as a result of racist practices and selling houses. And they don't do anything to fix that.

They never try to stop where the crime is coming from. They never try to make those cities better. They never try to add community centers and figure out a way to do something. There's nothing on the table. It's just crime-ridden neighborhoods, just how they are, like forever. Yeah, crime doesn't matter until it affects the pockets. Like if a crime is happening in a poor neighborhood and it's not affecting somebody's money,

then nobody cares. The second they started breaking windows on Fifth Avenue, now all of a sudden it's more. Now all of a sudden it's really fucked up. That was wild about de Blasio, just says down let them do it yeah I mean let them burn themselves out we did this in the video but it was really interesting because we had to like I had to like really process how I felt about it because the looting obviously was wrong and we did that clip on it but like the writing I understood and I think I can justify I was talking to this I don't say his name say his name because he's a college professor i don't want to get him you know in trouble for talking

to us and helping us out you know he distinguished gentlemen we're these ruffians but he was like he's like you know really savvy with constitutional law and stuff and he said this argument i thought was really interesting when it comes to riots not looting destruction of property is wrong and you're doing it to benefit yourself when you loot right you're taking advantage of the tragedy right the tragedy is a smoke screen so that you can benefit right and um we made an interesting distinction like any instagram model that's also taking a picture like at the thing but not really actually doing anything it was like you're looting too you're enriching yourself you see that one chick that borrowed the guy's drill that's the one that we did it and it was like that is that's that's looting though like you're

enriching yourself off a tragedy that's fucking looting right yes so peaceful protest obviously great looting wrong rioting in the middle which is destruction of property right to like send this message and as mark and i were putting together the piece we're talking this dude he made this interesting point he goes as a citizen you have the right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, but also property. And if the state is destroying the most valuable piece of property that you have, which is your

body, you have to take some sort of recourse in order to protect that. They broke the social contract. They broke it. When they maybe are shooting you or shooting your neighbors, et cetera. You peacefully protest. If that goes on deaf ears for decades, what the fuck else are you supposed to do? anything else available to you. So the next thing is destruction of property.

I think the best way to do it would probably be destroy public property, not private property. But if you destroy public property, you'd actually be taking the high road because that's a response to having life destroyed. You destroy my life. I just fuck up your park. Who's reasonable here? Well, if it was all coordinated and thought that way yes and i think what happened in minnesota in particular what happened with the priest the police precinct right where they burnt that fucking thing down the ground like

that was fascinating right it's when it spreads across the country and then it just becomes two things it becomes peaceful protest people mad at the cops yeah and then looting and the looting is different unacceptable looting is different. Unacceptable. Looting unacceptable. But what's crazy is along the way, we get more evidence of police brutality. Instead of the cops saying, hey, this guy killed this guy. It makes us all look terrible.

We are not like that. We're better than that. Most of them probably did do that but a lot of them they fell back to their cop ways they fell back to their ways of smashing fucking shields into people running over pedestrians all the crazy shit that we saw shooting a guy in the fucking face with a tear gas canister you see that they pepper sprayed him and then they shot him with a flashbang right in the fucking face really oh? Oh, my God. He ate that.

It's crazy. He stayed alive? I think Joe Schilling has that on his Instagram page. There's a fucking, my friend Joe Schilling, who's a kickboxer, has, he's been saying for the last six, seven days, it's not one bad apple. He goes, look at all these fucking asshole cops that are doing shit So he's putting video after video after video after video after video of cops Grabbing a woman by the neck and throwing her to the ground slammer. She's just just what are you saying to me? Why why do I have to listen to you? It's like fucking get on the ground. Just grab a Macing people macing young girls macing people for no fucking reason. Yeah, this one guy was

Was talking shit to the cops. So the cops just walk right up to him, pepper spray him, drag him, throw him to the ground. You're taking away his freedom of speech. The guy's not committing a crime. You're violating the First Amendment. You're violating his constitutional rights. You're breaking the social construct. So my friend Joe has video after video after video of this.

And I think one of them, I don't know if he has that in there, but one of them is this dude gets pepper sprayed in the face and then they fucking flashbang him. Bang! I mean, it hits him right off the dome. It's crazy. So many people got fucked up. Yeah.

My buddy is a captain in the Marines, right? Or he was. And he was in Iraq. And he goes, here's why I have no tolerance whatsoever for police brutality. When we were in Iraq, the mission changed. And it went from going there and fuck shit up. That's how it is when you're trying to win a war to win minds and hearts. And they explained to us while we were there,

we're winning minds and hearts. And that means you guys are gonna have to take on more risk. That means you don't just kick in the door and then light it up. You have to make sure that you're not taking out innocents. At least try. You are taking on more risk. You are risking your life. So he goes, when I see police brutality, I'm like, if we can afford that luxury

to a country that we're at war with, how the fuck can we not afford that luxury to our own citizens? He goes, if I'm told to take on more risk, then maybe these cops have to take on more risk then maybe these cops have to take on more risk and pay them for it increase payment increase training don't defund right but increase and increase the requirements and really make them heroes but he said this he was like it seemed to me that the culture at of policing in america and i could be wrong we got

to talk to cops about it but this what he said, it seems to me, is that the idea is no cop ever gets left behind, no cop ever goes down, instead of protecting people at all costs. Right. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. I don't know.

I mean, poke holes if you can. No, it makes sense. Well, I'm fully in agreement that they need better funding, it needs to be a higher-paying job that's much more difficult to get. Yep. But when you see cops throw that old man to the ground, he bounces his fucking head off the ground, you see the blood come out of his head and no one does anything. Yep.

No one stops him. Yeah. No one picks the guy up. No one calls an ambulance. Yeah. No one checks on him. Yeah. That, you can't do that.

Yeah. That's not serving. That's not protecting. You just, a guy said something you didn't like, so threw him to the ground you knew he was old and feeble you knew he was and you did it with potentially a confidence of knowing that nothing would happen to you there wouldn't be any recourse and that's that's when people go like uh a bad apple ruins a bunch and it's like no it doesn't you just remove the bad apple but a bunch. And it's like, no, it doesn't. You just remove the bad apple. But if you can't remove the bad apple, right?

If there's systems in play that don't allow it, then it ruins the bunch. So if there's one systemic change we make, maybe it's people get prosecuted or cops will get prosecuted for violating the law. Cause I really would allow, not allow. I'd really love if we had this relationship with the cops. cosplayer like, fuck, you guys are brave, man.

Thank you. Like, fuck. Because it is a fucking dangerous job. Yeah. And thankless in a lot of ways. A lot of ways. So it's like, how do we shift this and how much risk do they have to take or what change do we make so that we can look at them and go, thank God we got these guys around because fuck, it's scary sometimes. Listen to what you said about your friend being in the Marines. it's fucking hard to get through boot camp man yeah it's

hard it's right there's a fucking yeah there's a there's a long road that you have to travel to be a navy seal right that's how it should be to be a cop man it should be fucking hard to make it and they should weed out the people that are assholes the people that are sociopaths the people that just would would be willing to lean their shin on a man's neck for eight and a half minutes. Those people are sick. You got to find those people before they get to the position where they could do that to a person. And how do you do that?

How do you- You got to train them. You do psych evals or like- Yes. You got to train them. MK Ultra? You got to train them like they are the type of people that potentially could fucking kill somebody for the wrong reason. You gotta train

them like you're weeding them out. Like, this is a great honor. And we, you know, we can ship that, but we have to think about it in terms of allocation of resources. Cops don't get paid enough. Teachers don't get paid enough either, though, and they're not killing their kids. So I don't know what to say about that. But they fuck them. They fuck them sometimes.

And nobody goes, we should just stop school. Right. These teachers are fucking the kids. Def fuck them sometimes. And nobody goes, we should just stop school. Right. Hey, these teachers are fucking the kids. Defund the teachers. Defund school. Get out of school. Too many teachers are blowing these kids.

This is fucking crazy. I got to end this, man. We've been doing it three and a half hours already. Oh, Jesus. Three hours. Three hours. We started a little later. All right.

Well, bro. Love you, man. The deep state will cut about half of this. Always great to see you I love you We don't see each other enough I know man But it's always a good time

Hopefully next time We'll be doing comedy I think it's gonna be soon I can't wait When are you gonna be back here again? I don't know I'm gonna do some shows though I heard you're doing

I don't wanna mention Yeah I got some shows The Grapevine I'm about to pop off Alright good But um Some shit might be going down In Ohio too

Chappelle's got some shit He's planning Ooh okay Oh shit Lots of things are happening lots of things are happening yeah so my agent said that uh that you were going around and i was like you know what maybe i'll like do something around your date i'll help it man i'll promote it no you don't have to what i'm saying is like happy to we'll just hang yeah like everybody could just do each other's stuff and it would just be like a fun yes like we could reward the clubs that are going let's open up i don't know we'll do it together we'll all just hang like everybody could just do each other's stuff and it would just be like a fun like we could reward the clubs that are going

let's open up I don't know we'll talk about it off air well Texas Texas is going guns blazing Arizona

those wild west states the ones that survived the fucking wars with the Indians they're opening up right away disease don't kill us yes

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